1 00:00:01,631 --> 00:00:03,591 MARY ALICE: Previously on Desperate Housewives. 2 00:00:03,800 --> 00:00:05,009 The accountant's dropping off the papers 3 00:00:05,051 --> 00:00:06,135 for my Cayman Island account. 4 00:00:06,177 --> 00:00:08,513 This is everything you need to access the money. 5 00:00:08,554 --> 00:00:10,431 MARY ALICE: Edie got an opportunity, 6 00:00:10,473 --> 00:00:11,599 but lost it. 7 00:00:11,808 --> 00:00:13,059 (BOTH SCREAMING) 8 00:00:13,101 --> 00:00:14,185 MARY ALICE: Mike... 9 00:00:14,227 --> 00:00:17,146 You will go to rehab or so help me, I will leave you. 10 00:00:17,188 --> 00:00:19,022 ...made a promise. - I'll go. 11 00:00:19,356 --> 00:00:22,609 I keep thinking about what we covered up. 12 00:00:22,651 --> 00:00:26,697 MARY ALICE: Katherine's aunt was determined to reveal the truth. 13 00:00:28,740 --> 00:00:30,158 And Victor 14 00:00:30,200 --> 00:00:32,369 was a victim of the tornado 15 00:00:32,786 --> 00:00:34,204 that brought devastation... 16 00:00:34,246 --> 00:00:35,372 Oh, my God. 17 00:00:35,414 --> 00:00:37,124 (SCREAMS) 18 00:00:37,165 --> 00:00:38,792 MARY ALICE: to Wisteria Lane. 19 00:00:45,716 --> 00:00:49,552 Once the tornado had passed, it began. 20 00:00:53,472 --> 00:00:57,018 A man gave his coat to a stranger in need. 21 00:00:59,311 --> 00:01:03,858 A woman shared her food with those just passing by. 22 00:01:06,694 --> 00:01:11,323 A teenager reunited a dog with its worried owner. 23 00:01:13,367 --> 00:01:18,413 These are the things that happen in the wake of any great disaster. 24 00:01:19,414 --> 00:01:23,335 People start to perform small acts of kindness. 25 00:01:23,585 --> 00:01:25,295 (MAN CHA TTERIN G ON RADIO) 26 00:01:25,795 --> 00:01:28,340 They do what they can to help. 27 00:01:29,382 --> 00:01:31,384 All the while knowing, 28 00:01:34,471 --> 00:01:37,307 it won't be enough. 29 00:01:37,849 --> 00:01:40,977 (INDISTINCT CHATTERING) 30 00:01:44,773 --> 00:01:48,150 Why is it taking so long? They should be going faster. 31 00:01:48,192 --> 00:01:50,402 The fire captain said they have to go slowly. 32 00:01:50,444 --> 00:01:53,447 They don't want debris suddenly collapsing into the basement. 33 00:01:53,489 --> 00:01:54,865 Has anyone heard from Gabby? 34 00:01:54,907 --> 00:01:56,950 She went to the hospital with Carlos. 35 00:01:56,992 --> 00:01:59,745 He was pretty banged up, but they say he's gonna be okay. 36 00:01:59,787 --> 00:02:01,372 Thank God. 37 00:02:01,413 --> 00:02:04,416 Why can't we hear them? 38 00:02:04,458 --> 00:02:06,377 If my kids are alive, they would be yelling. 39 00:02:06,418 --> 00:02:09,004 - Tom would be yelling. - Okay, Lynette, listen to me. 40 00:02:09,046 --> 00:02:13,092 They are all going to be fine. I know it. 41 00:02:13,133 --> 00:02:15,760 Okay. You really, really, really think so? 42 00:02:15,802 --> 00:02:19,305 Yes. Yes, I do. I do. 43 00:02:19,347 --> 00:02:21,599 So I want you to go over to those paramedics, 44 00:02:21,641 --> 00:02:23,893 and I want you to let them look at these cuts. 45 00:02:23,935 --> 00:02:25,186 Because you don't want to be all bloody 46 00:02:25,228 --> 00:02:27,897 when they pull your kids out of there, do you? 47 00:02:28,606 --> 00:02:30,733 No. No, I guess not. Okay. 48 00:02:30,775 --> 00:02:31,901 (SNIFFLES) 49 00:02:32,360 --> 00:02:34,862 (SIREN WAILING) 50 00:02:35,029 --> 00:02:37,198 (MAN SHOUTING) 51 00:02:38,700 --> 00:02:40,201 What are you doing? 52 00:02:40,243 --> 00:02:41,369 What? 53 00:02:41,703 --> 00:02:44,664 You don't know if her kids are gonna be okay. 54 00:02:45,330 --> 00:02:46,915 I'm just trying to comfort her. 55 00:02:46,957 --> 00:02:49,167 By giving her false hope? 56 00:02:49,209 --> 00:02:51,253 What do you suggest we do? 57 00:02:51,294 --> 00:02:54,006 What you should be saying, "Lynette, this could end badly. 58 00:02:54,047 --> 00:02:56,383 "So you should start preparing yourself for that now." 59 00:02:56,425 --> 00:03:00,053 Edie, if you say that to Lynette, so help me, God, I will wring your neck. 60 00:03:00,095 --> 00:03:01,763 And I will help her. 61 00:03:02,848 --> 00:03:06,935 Tom and Ida and the kids are buried under that rubble. 62 00:03:06,977 --> 00:03:08,228 I mean, what is it with you people? 63 00:03:08,270 --> 00:03:10,063 Why aren't you willing to face the facts? 64 00:03:10,105 --> 00:03:12,107 'Cause we're hoping for a miracle. 65 00:03:12,149 --> 00:03:13,316 A miracle? 66 00:03:13,358 --> 00:03:17,028 Maybe, just maybe, if we stop flapping our gums, 67 00:03:17,069 --> 00:03:20,614 and we start asking God to take care of our folks, 68 00:03:20,656 --> 00:03:22,408 he might just help us out. 69 00:03:22,450 --> 00:03:25,745 So you think a prayer circle is going to help Lynette? 70 00:03:25,786 --> 00:03:27,872 Once you get to my age, you'll find it a lot easier 71 00:03:27,913 --> 00:03:31,250 to believe that God really does answer prayers. 72 00:03:31,834 --> 00:03:33,919 So if you can just hang on two more years... 73 00:03:33,961 --> 00:03:36,172 - Don't! - You know, maybe 74 00:03:36,213 --> 00:03:38,841 a moment of silence wouldn't be such a bad idea. 75 00:03:43,803 --> 00:03:44,929 (SIGHS) 76 00:03:49,184 --> 00:03:51,978 Hey, guys! We got someone! 77 00:03:52,354 --> 00:03:53,980 (PEOPLE CHATTERING) 78 00:03:56,524 --> 00:03:57,859 Hi! 79 00:03:58,026 --> 00:03:59,652 (PEOPLE CLAPPING) 80 00:04:04,449 --> 00:04:05,575 Come on. 81 00:04:07,577 --> 00:04:08,703 Mom! 82 00:04:08,953 --> 00:04:10,497 - Parker! - Mom! 83 00:04:11,539 --> 00:04:12,623 (SIGHS) 84 00:04:12,956 --> 00:04:14,041 Mom! 85 00:04:14,083 --> 00:04:15,167 Mom! 86 00:04:15,209 --> 00:04:17,753 LYNETTE: Oh, my God! Oh, thank you, thank you. 87 00:04:20,089 --> 00:04:21,465 FIREFIGHTER: Hold on, hold on. 88 00:04:26,679 --> 00:04:27,805 Come on, Tom. 89 00:04:27,846 --> 00:04:30,432 FIREFIGHTER: Get more men, move that debris out! 90 00:04:30,474 --> 00:04:31,725 Wait, wait. 91 00:04:33,185 --> 00:04:35,145 - Yeah. - Grab the arm, grab on! We got you. 92 00:04:35,187 --> 00:04:36,271 (EXHALES) 93 00:04:36,313 --> 00:04:37,439 (EXHALES) 94 00:04:40,651 --> 00:04:43,653 - Straight ahead, sir. Go ahead. - Right over there. 95 00:04:43,695 --> 00:04:44,987 Thank you. 96 00:04:45,029 --> 00:04:47,865 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 97 00:04:52,245 --> 00:04:53,663 Where's Ida? 98 00:04:55,289 --> 00:04:57,500 Tom, where's Ida? 99 00:05:08,052 --> 00:05:12,305 MARY ALICE: Yes, in the wake of a great tragedy, 100 00:05:12,347 --> 00:05:15,517 people do what they can to help. 101 00:05:19,062 --> 00:05:22,524 All the while knowing, 102 00:05:22,566 --> 00:05:24,943 it won't be enough. 103 00:05:37,372 --> 00:05:39,541 The morning after the tornado, 104 00:05:39,583 --> 00:05:44,712 the residents of Wisteria Lane began to sort through the devastation 105 00:05:44,754 --> 00:05:49,216 and slowly started picking up the pieces of their lives. 106 00:05:49,258 --> 00:05:50,801 (PEOPLE CHATTERING) 107 00:05:51,677 --> 00:05:55,306 Bob Hunter found part of his fountain in the middle of the street. 108 00:05:57,224 --> 00:06:01,145 Bree Hodge found her lawn mower next to her coffee table. 109 00:06:03,439 --> 00:06:08,069 And Kayla Scavo discovered her music box in a tree. 110 00:06:09,528 --> 00:06:10,695 Among 111 00:06:11,905 --> 00:06:13,948 other things. 112 00:06:13,990 --> 00:06:15,325 She had your address in her pocket, 113 00:06:15,367 --> 00:06:17,118 but there was no other ID. 114 00:06:19,579 --> 00:06:20,830 Did you know her? 115 00:06:20,872 --> 00:06:22,207 Sort of. 116 00:06:22,248 --> 00:06:23,667 Her name is Sylvia Green. 117 00:06:23,708 --> 00:06:25,543 Is she local? 118 00:06:25,585 --> 00:06:27,754 I knew her from Chicago. She was 119 00:06:29,589 --> 00:06:31,091 visiting. 120 00:06:31,132 --> 00:06:32,759 Okay, I guess that's all we need. 121 00:06:32,801 --> 00:06:35,428 Would you like me to follow up with you after we contact the family? 122 00:06:35,470 --> 00:06:36,554 No. 123 00:06:44,561 --> 00:06:45,729 So, 124 00:06:46,647 --> 00:06:48,941 I guess this means it's over. 125 00:06:49,733 --> 00:06:54,655 The fact that she is dead does not change the fact that you slept with her. 126 00:06:54,697 --> 00:06:56,281 I know it doesn't. 127 00:06:57,992 --> 00:07:01,078 I made a terrible mistake, and I am so sorry, Katherine. 128 00:07:01,120 --> 00:07:02,913 I'm sure you are. 129 00:07:03,789 --> 00:07:06,166 I want you out of my house. Tonight. 130 00:07:06,208 --> 00:07:08,793 - You don't mean that. - Yes, I do. It's over. 131 00:07:08,835 --> 00:07:13,506 As far as I'm concerned, you could be lying on that slab right next to her. 132 00:07:19,012 --> 00:07:20,388 (MACHINERY WHIRRIN G) 133 00:07:29,272 --> 00:07:32,775 Come on, Ida. You can watch us pack from up here. 134 00:07:32,817 --> 00:07:36,070 Wow. The things you accumulate in a lifetime, huh? 135 00:07:36,112 --> 00:07:38,697 Yeah. Especially if you never throw anything out. 136 00:07:39,114 --> 00:07:40,198 (LAUGHS) 137 00:07:40,824 --> 00:07:44,578 So her niece and nephew are taking all this stuff back to Nebraska? 138 00:07:44,619 --> 00:07:46,830 Well, the stuff that'll sell on eBay. 139 00:07:46,872 --> 00:07:48,832 I'm guessing the rest will end up in a dumpster. 140 00:07:48,874 --> 00:07:50,542 What's with all this baseball stuff? 141 00:07:50,584 --> 00:07:53,378 There's a mitt and a jersey... Was this her husband's? 142 00:07:53,420 --> 00:07:56,298 No, that was Ida's, from her pro baseball days. 143 00:07:56,465 --> 00:07:57,674 Yeah, right. 144 00:07:58,717 --> 00:07:59,843 Yeah. 145 00:08:00,552 --> 00:08:02,054 Oh, you're serious? 146 00:08:02,095 --> 00:08:03,972 Ida played in the All-American Girls League 147 00:08:04,014 --> 00:08:05,724 during World War II. You didn't know that? 148 00:08:05,766 --> 00:08:07,641 - No. - She was a superstar. 149 00:08:07,683 --> 00:08:09,018 Arm like a cannon. 150 00:08:09,060 --> 00:08:12,313 People said she could throw a pork chop past a hungry wolf. 151 00:08:12,355 --> 00:08:13,689 Ida? 152 00:08:14,231 --> 00:08:16,567 I have trouble seeing her as the lead-off hitter 153 00:08:16,609 --> 00:08:19,236 for anything other than osteoporosis. 154 00:08:19,278 --> 00:08:22,698 She made the only unassisted triple play in league history. 155 00:08:22,740 --> 00:08:25,076 Right here on Granville Field in 1944. 156 00:08:25,117 --> 00:08:26,619 That's why she wants her ashes scattered there. 157 00:08:26,661 --> 00:08:27,745 (DOOR OPENS) 158 00:08:27,787 --> 00:08:29,705 How did I not know this? 159 00:08:31,874 --> 00:08:34,168 Daddy said you were over here. Can I help? 160 00:08:34,251 --> 00:08:35,336 Oh... 161 00:08:36,711 --> 00:08:39,506 You realise we're cleaning, right? We're not eating candy. 162 00:08:39,547 --> 00:08:40,674 That's sweet, Parker, 163 00:08:40,715 --> 00:08:43,468 but we've got everything under control here if you want to go play. 164 00:08:43,510 --> 00:08:48,056 No, I want to do something nice for Mrs Greenberg. 165 00:08:48,098 --> 00:08:50,141 She sort of saved my life. 166 00:08:51,351 --> 00:08:52,769 What do you mean? 167 00:08:55,480 --> 00:08:57,774 When the house started shaking 168 00:08:57,816 --> 00:09:01,194 and Daddy was passed out by his asthma, 169 00:09:03,154 --> 00:09:07,032 Mrs Greenberg made us all go under the stairs. 170 00:09:09,451 --> 00:09:11,954 But that's not where they found her. 171 00:09:11,996 --> 00:09:13,372 Yeah, 172 00:09:13,414 --> 00:09:17,960 there wasn't enough room for her. She said she'd be okay in the corner. 173 00:09:21,505 --> 00:09:23,132 Parker, you want to help? 174 00:09:23,173 --> 00:09:24,800 Ida has some ice cream in the freezer 175 00:09:24,842 --> 00:09:27,386 that needs eating before it goes bad. Go on. 176 00:09:37,895 --> 00:09:40,982 I know what you're thinking, but don't. 177 00:09:41,024 --> 00:09:44,485 If you'd been there, it wouldn't have made a bit of difference. 178 00:09:58,458 --> 00:10:00,168 Susan, we can't thank you enough. 179 00:10:00,209 --> 00:10:02,337 Opening your home to us is so generous. 180 00:10:02,378 --> 00:10:04,087 It's a horrible feeling to literally 181 00:10:04,129 --> 00:10:06,048 not have a roof over your head. 182 00:10:06,089 --> 00:10:09,760 That smoky, fleabag hotel just wasn't safe for a newborn. 183 00:10:09,801 --> 00:10:13,013 Please, this is what best friends do. 184 00:10:13,847 --> 00:10:15,932 Right before their friendship ends. 185 00:10:15,974 --> 00:10:17,267 Why did you agree to let her stay? 186 00:10:17,309 --> 00:10:19,728 How do you say no to someone in need? 187 00:10:20,937 --> 00:10:23,190 That wasn't rhetorical. Seriously, you got anything? 188 00:10:23,231 --> 00:10:25,275 I know you feel guilty because she let us stay with her once. 189 00:10:25,317 --> 00:10:27,611 But don't you remember how miserable we were? 190 00:10:27,653 --> 00:10:29,738 Oh, yeah. Every cup needs a coaster. 191 00:10:29,780 --> 00:10:32,532 Every coaster needs a doily. Every doily needs daily laundering. 192 00:10:32,574 --> 00:10:34,283 This woman is gonna drive me out of my fricking... 193 00:10:34,325 --> 00:10:36,202 Hey, roomies! You need help? 194 00:10:36,243 --> 00:10:37,745 No. We've got it under control. 195 00:10:37,787 --> 00:10:39,538 Oh, and, listen, Bob and Lee 196 00:10:39,580 --> 00:10:41,415 introduced us to this wonderful contractor, 197 00:10:41,457 --> 00:10:43,125 so we won't be imposing for long. 198 00:10:43,167 --> 00:10:46,796 Imposing? Who's imposing? You can stay as long as you want. 199 00:10:48,631 --> 00:10:50,424 I'm sorry, the words came out of my mouth 200 00:10:50,466 --> 00:10:51,550 before I knew what I was saying! 201 00:10:51,592 --> 00:10:53,427 Then stop talking! And don't be so nice. 202 00:10:53,469 --> 00:10:55,262 Otherwise, she'll just take the place over. 203 00:10:55,304 --> 00:10:57,473 BREE: Hey, Susan, Orson likes to sleep with the window open. 204 00:10:57,515 --> 00:11:00,351 Do you mind if we rearrange the furniture? 205 00:11:01,352 --> 00:11:02,477 (INAUDIBLE) 206 00:11:04,938 --> 00:11:07,023 Sounds good to me! 207 00:11:11,528 --> 00:11:13,279 (ORGAN PLAYING) 208 00:11:22,414 --> 00:11:24,165 Hello, Gabrielle. 209 00:11:25,208 --> 00:11:26,960 Milton. Hi. 210 00:11:30,880 --> 00:11:32,464 Nice turnout. 211 00:11:32,506 --> 00:11:34,758 Victor was loved by a lot of people. 212 00:11:37,094 --> 00:11:39,430 It's going to be a very emotional day. 213 00:11:42,182 --> 00:11:44,560 You seem remarkably composed. 214 00:11:44,601 --> 00:11:46,437 Oh, no. No, I'm a mess. 215 00:11:46,478 --> 00:11:49,106 You know, on the inside. Where the mascara can't run. 216 00:11:49,148 --> 00:11:50,482 I see. 217 00:11:51,817 --> 00:11:53,610 The reading of the will is today. 218 00:11:53,652 --> 00:11:56,530 Is it? I'd forgotten. 219 00:11:56,572 --> 00:11:59,658 I thought you'd be curious as to how much you'll inherit. 220 00:11:59,700 --> 00:12:02,368 No. I'm not thinking about money today, 221 00:12:02,410 --> 00:12:03,703 I'm burying my husband. 222 00:12:03,745 --> 00:12:04,871 Of course. 223 00:12:04,912 --> 00:12:09,167 It's just, I spoke to the executor of the will, 224 00:12:09,208 --> 00:12:12,003 and I have a ballpark figure 225 00:12:12,045 --> 00:12:13,796 of what you'll be getting. 226 00:12:17,508 --> 00:12:18,634 Oh? 227 00:12:19,969 --> 00:12:23,723 Well, I guess there's nothing disrespectful about a ballpark figure. 228 00:12:26,309 --> 00:12:28,061 You're not getting a dime. 229 00:12:30,812 --> 00:12:34,149 Victor showed me the photographs of you and your ex-husband. 230 00:12:34,232 --> 00:12:38,445 You broke his heart. You humiliated him. 231 00:12:38,487 --> 00:12:40,447 So you'll inherit exactly what you deserve. 232 00:12:40,489 --> 00:12:41,615 Nothing. 233 00:12:44,660 --> 00:12:47,329 Okay, I made a mistake. I'm sorry. 234 00:12:47,371 --> 00:12:52,376 But Victor wasn't entirely blameless. He ignored me, he used me politically, 235 00:12:52,459 --> 00:12:55,045 oh, yeah, and he tried to kill Carlos. 236 00:12:55,087 --> 00:12:58,298 So I think I'm entitled to whatever he had. 237 00:12:58,340 --> 00:13:00,174 Ah, there's the thing. 238 00:13:00,216 --> 00:13:03,260 You married a man from a very rich family. 239 00:13:03,302 --> 00:13:08,474 The operative word being "family." Everything's in my name. Always was. 240 00:13:09,058 --> 00:13:10,559 (ORGAN PLAYING) 241 00:13:12,061 --> 00:13:13,813 The service is starting. 242 00:13:14,355 --> 00:13:16,732 I think it's time for you to go. 243 00:13:17,566 --> 00:13:19,110 Go? 244 00:13:19,151 --> 00:13:22,071 You can't kick me out of my husband's funeral. 245 00:13:22,113 --> 00:13:24,699 I think it's appropriate, given the circumstances. 246 00:13:24,740 --> 00:13:26,242 Go to hell. 247 00:13:28,452 --> 00:13:30,870 I'll be delivering the eulogy. 248 00:13:30,912 --> 00:13:32,872 If you're still in this pew when I reach the pulpit, 249 00:13:32,914 --> 00:13:35,458 I'm going to be telling all of these people 250 00:13:35,500 --> 00:13:38,670 that you are a cheating, lying whore. 251 00:13:43,508 --> 00:13:47,053 See? I told you it was going to be an emotional day. 252 00:14:02,693 --> 00:14:04,611 (PEOPLE WHISPERING) 253 00:14:17,249 --> 00:14:18,792 Hello, boys. 254 00:14:20,711 --> 00:14:22,629 Bob, Lee, I baked you some muffins 255 00:14:22,671 --> 00:14:25,299 to thank you for introducing me to Walter, here. 256 00:14:25,341 --> 00:14:26,884 And, Walter, I decided you're absolutely right. 257 00:14:26,925 --> 00:14:29,469 Dark shingles are the way to go. 258 00:14:31,929 --> 00:14:33,640 Why are you all staring at me? 259 00:14:33,681 --> 00:14:36,100 I'm sorry, but I'm not gonna be able to fix your house. 260 00:14:36,142 --> 00:14:37,602 - What? - I've just had some 261 00:14:37,644 --> 00:14:39,646 bad news in my personal life. 262 00:14:40,355 --> 00:14:42,815 Good heavens, I hope no one's died, 263 00:14:42,857 --> 00:14:45,985 which is the only possible excuse I'd accept. 264 00:14:46,027 --> 00:14:48,571 No, it's not that. It's just... 265 00:14:50,031 --> 00:14:52,992 - I don't wanna get into it. - Walter, I can't find a contractor now. 266 00:14:53,034 --> 00:14:55,411 Everybody is booked for the next year. 267 00:14:55,453 --> 00:14:57,746 - I'm sorry. - Walter! 268 00:14:57,788 --> 00:15:01,333 Walter, Walter, I'm begging you! Please! I'm living like a vagabond 269 00:15:01,375 --> 00:15:03,168 in a teenage girl's bedroom. 270 00:15:03,210 --> 00:15:07,172 I'm sleeping under a poster of Orlando Bloom. You can't leave me! 271 00:15:07,214 --> 00:15:10,884 Yeah, well, sometimes people do that. 272 00:15:10,926 --> 00:15:12,678 They just leave! 273 00:15:17,599 --> 00:15:21,353 This is a nightmare! What is going on? 274 00:15:22,312 --> 00:15:24,106 Walter went through a bad breakup 275 00:15:24,147 --> 00:15:27,149 and today he found out that his ex moved in with someone else. 276 00:15:27,191 --> 00:15:29,443 Oh, for God's sakes. Tell him to put on his big-boy pants 277 00:15:29,485 --> 00:15:31,779 and find another girl! 278 00:15:31,988 --> 00:15:33,531 Who says it's a girl? 279 00:15:35,116 --> 00:15:37,493 - Walter's gay? - Yes, 280 00:15:37,535 --> 00:15:41,497 he can build homes and decorate them. Sometimes God gives with both hands. 281 00:15:41,539 --> 00:15:43,374 Well, then you just have to fix him up with someone. 282 00:15:43,416 --> 00:15:45,376 Give him back his will to work. 283 00:15:45,418 --> 00:15:46,794 Yeah, about that. 284 00:15:47,378 --> 00:15:49,880 Most of our friends are nines, 285 00:15:49,922 --> 00:15:53,384 and Walter, we love him, but, kind of a three. 286 00:15:53,426 --> 00:15:56,303 And in the gay world, three does not go into nine. 287 00:16:03,143 --> 00:16:07,397 Well, we'll just have to find him someone who's not good at gay math. 288 00:16:08,523 --> 00:16:11,192 Well, I drove all the way out there and I waited for hours 289 00:16:11,234 --> 00:16:13,570 and then they wouldn't let me see him. 290 00:16:15,155 --> 00:16:19,617 No, they just said that I should call you. 291 00:16:21,661 --> 00:16:24,247 Listen, I know it's a 30-day rehab. 292 00:16:24,289 --> 00:16:28,083 I'm not trying to break him out. I'm just trying to see him. 293 00:16:31,253 --> 00:16:35,257 You know what, could you just call me when you know? Thank you. 294 00:16:41,305 --> 00:16:42,431 (SNIFFLES) 295 00:16:45,225 --> 00:16:47,645 (S OFT INS TRUMEN TAL MUSIC PLA YIN G) 296 00:17:02,200 --> 00:17:03,284 (SUSAN GASPS) 297 00:17:03,326 --> 00:17:04,869 Welcome to heaven. 298 00:17:04,911 --> 00:17:07,288 Don't talk. I'm smelling. 299 00:17:08,414 --> 00:17:10,124 What is that? 300 00:17:10,166 --> 00:17:13,586 Duck a I'orange. Bree says it's making a comeback. 301 00:17:13,628 --> 00:17:15,546 And our oven is making its debut. 302 00:17:15,588 --> 00:17:17,090 Oh, it gets better. 303 00:17:18,466 --> 00:17:20,426 She did our laundry, too. 304 00:17:21,219 --> 00:17:22,345 - Smell my sock. - Ugh. 305 00:17:23,220 --> 00:17:26,556 Oh, my God. I want to eat that. 306 00:17:26,598 --> 00:17:28,517 (LAUGHS) She dusts, she irons. 307 00:17:28,558 --> 00:17:30,310 Oh, and she does this magic trick. 308 00:17:30,352 --> 00:17:31,687 No matter where you throw your sweater, 309 00:17:31,728 --> 00:17:33,480 within seconds, it's on a hanger. 310 00:17:33,522 --> 00:17:36,942 This has just replaced your birth as the best day of my life. 311 00:17:37,150 --> 00:17:39,611 (EXHALES) Hi, Susan. I hope you don't mind that I made dinner. 312 00:17:39,653 --> 00:17:41,989 I hope you don't mind that I'm going to kiss you. 313 00:17:42,030 --> 00:17:43,615 You're funny. 314 00:17:43,657 --> 00:17:45,951 Now, I need you to be honest about this recipe. 315 00:17:45,993 --> 00:17:48,954 It's a dry run for a small dinner party I'm having tomorrow night, 316 00:17:48,996 --> 00:17:50,789 again, if you don't mind. 317 00:17:50,831 --> 00:17:54,417 Not at all! In fact, if you want to do a dry run for a Sunday brunch, 318 00:17:54,458 --> 00:17:55,584 I'm there for you. 319 00:17:55,626 --> 00:17:57,837 Dinner will be ready shortly. And Julie, 320 00:17:57,878 --> 00:17:59,672 I fixed the hem on that blue skirt of yours, 321 00:17:59,714 --> 00:18:01,132 it's on your bed. 322 00:18:03,467 --> 00:18:04,593 My hem is fixed? 323 00:18:04,635 --> 00:18:07,680 She's like the mother I never had. Oh! No offence. 324 00:18:07,722 --> 00:18:09,473 Oh, none taken. 325 00:18:23,945 --> 00:18:26,906 Hey. How you feeling? 326 00:18:26,948 --> 00:18:28,825 (GRUNTS) Not so great. 327 00:18:28,867 --> 00:18:30,910 They should give you something for the pain. 328 00:18:30,952 --> 00:18:33,204 (EXHALES) They gave me this button that I can press, 329 00:18:33,246 --> 00:18:34,706 but I'm trying not to use it, 330 00:18:34,748 --> 00:18:37,542 'cause the drugs make me feel a little too mellow. 331 00:18:40,378 --> 00:18:42,088 Was the funeral sad? 332 00:18:42,130 --> 00:18:43,632 Tragic. 333 00:18:43,673 --> 00:18:46,926 I found out everything Victor had is in Milton's name. 334 00:18:46,968 --> 00:18:50,555 And he told his father about us, so I'm not getting a penny. 335 00:18:50,597 --> 00:18:51,722 Wow. 336 00:18:55,017 --> 00:18:58,395 Well, it's a good thing you hooked up with another rich guy. 337 00:18:59,104 --> 00:19:00,189 (CHUCKLES) 338 00:19:00,522 --> 00:19:02,149 Yeah... 339 00:19:03,609 --> 00:19:05,277 Gabby, you sound weird. 340 00:19:06,695 --> 00:19:08,572 Why do you sound so weird? 341 00:19:10,532 --> 00:19:11,992 Gabby? 342 00:19:12,034 --> 00:19:13,118 Um... 343 00:19:13,160 --> 00:19:15,204 Remember that day 344 00:19:16,330 --> 00:19:21,084 when Al was going to drop off the account information? 345 00:19:21,167 --> 00:19:22,627 Oh, my God. He didn't? 346 00:19:22,669 --> 00:19:25,046 No, no, he did. It's just, 347 00:19:25,088 --> 00:19:29,008 remember how windy it was that day? 348 00:19:29,050 --> 00:19:31,761 No, no, no. That was the only copy! 349 00:19:31,803 --> 00:19:32,929 I know. 350 00:19:32,971 --> 00:19:36,057 But Edie was trying to steal the papers from me, 351 00:19:36,099 --> 00:19:39,227 and we got into this fight, and then the tornado 352 00:19:39,268 --> 00:19:41,104 just took them away. 353 00:19:41,145 --> 00:19:42,313 They're gone? 354 00:19:42,355 --> 00:19:43,773 Kind of. 355 00:19:43,815 --> 00:19:45,400 (CLICKING) 356 00:19:45,942 --> 00:19:47,443 What is that sound? 357 00:19:47,485 --> 00:19:49,820 I'm texting someone. 358 00:19:49,861 --> 00:19:52,364 Gabby, that account was our future. What are we gonna do now? 359 00:19:52,406 --> 00:19:55,117 Shh, Carlos, just calm down, okay? 360 00:19:55,158 --> 00:20:00,080 I'm sure Al has an access code or a copy or some super-nerd way 361 00:20:00,122 --> 00:20:03,834 to get back into the account, okay? I know he can fix this. 362 00:20:05,585 --> 00:20:06,795 Yeah. 363 00:20:08,672 --> 00:20:10,424 Yeah, he can fix it. 364 00:20:11,508 --> 00:20:13,302 Okay. All right. 365 00:20:13,343 --> 00:20:18,181 You look very tired, so I'm just gonna go. 366 00:20:19,265 --> 00:20:22,560 But I'm warning you, Gabby, if we don't find those papers, so help me, I'm... 367 00:20:22,601 --> 00:20:24,061 (MOANS SOFTLY) 368 00:20:36,324 --> 00:20:41,370 Hi. I'm a friend of Al's, and I was wondering if I could see him. 369 00:20:41,412 --> 00:20:43,164 Of course. Please come in. 370 00:20:43,789 --> 00:20:44,874 Thanks. 371 00:20:47,877 --> 00:20:49,628 Right this way. 372 00:20:53,298 --> 00:20:55,300 (PEOPLE CHATTERING) 373 00:21:00,430 --> 00:21:01,514 (SIGHS) 374 00:21:04,684 --> 00:21:06,394 Oh, Al. 375 00:21:07,312 --> 00:21:09,189 Thanks again for your help. 376 00:21:09,230 --> 00:21:11,608 Well, we'd do anything for your aunt. 377 00:21:11,650 --> 00:21:13,902 I hope you know what an amazing woman she was. 378 00:21:13,943 --> 00:21:17,030 Uh-huh. Hey, did you guys happen to find a pearl necklace? 379 00:21:17,072 --> 00:21:19,281 It's the only valuable thing Aunt Ida owned. 380 00:21:19,323 --> 00:21:21,241 Well, actually, I have it. 381 00:21:21,283 --> 00:21:24,161 Yeah, she promised it to me if she kicked the bucket first. 382 00:21:24,203 --> 00:21:26,538 Really? In writing? 383 00:21:29,333 --> 00:21:30,876 I'll be right back. 384 00:21:31,669 --> 00:21:34,421 All right, let's hit the road. 385 00:21:36,548 --> 00:21:37,841 What about the rest of these boxes? 386 00:21:37,883 --> 00:21:39,635 That's junk. You can just give them away. 387 00:21:39,677 --> 00:21:43,389 Hey, listen, is there a good place we can grab a bite on the way out? 388 00:21:43,430 --> 00:21:45,849 Well, there's a great diner right near Granville Field. 389 00:21:45,891 --> 00:21:49,060 Isn't that out of the way? 390 00:21:49,102 --> 00:21:52,480 Yeah, but aren't you stopping there anyway to spread your aunt's ashes? 391 00:21:52,522 --> 00:21:53,773 We're kind of pressed for time. 392 00:21:53,815 --> 00:21:57,568 Yeah. We thought we'd just put her in the family plot back in Omaha. 393 00:21:58,027 --> 00:21:59,237 You can't do that. 394 00:21:59,278 --> 00:22:01,739 Ida wanted her ashes scattered at the field. 395 00:22:01,781 --> 00:22:06,077 Yeah, I know, but that's kind of crazy. Don't you think? 396 00:22:06,119 --> 00:22:07,370 It doesn't matter. 397 00:22:07,412 --> 00:22:10,748 She was an amazing woman. You should respect her wishes. 398 00:22:12,750 --> 00:22:15,003 - We should get going. - Yeah. 399 00:22:15,044 --> 00:22:17,129 Hey! If you don't have time to do it, I will. 400 00:22:17,170 --> 00:22:21,550 You know, you're not family. So I think that would be inappropriate. 401 00:22:21,591 --> 00:22:23,343 Look, you're taking her pearls. 402 00:22:23,385 --> 00:22:25,595 The least you can do is honour her wishes. 403 00:22:25,637 --> 00:22:27,806 Okay, at the risk of being bitchy, 404 00:22:27,848 --> 00:22:29,057 this is none of your business. 405 00:22:29,099 --> 00:22:31,435 - So could you please just drop it? - Fine. 406 00:22:31,476 --> 00:22:34,813 And for what it's worth, you passed bitchy 10 minutes ago. 407 00:22:36,189 --> 00:22:38,942 Carter, get the urn. I want to get out of here. 408 00:22:42,612 --> 00:22:45,489 Wait. You'll never find it. 409 00:22:45,531 --> 00:22:48,200 I'll get it for you. 410 00:23:21,358 --> 00:23:23,485 By the way, I'm staying at Ida's house for a while, 411 00:23:23,526 --> 00:23:25,487 since, you know, my house is a pile of rubble. 412 00:23:25,528 --> 00:23:27,322 Oh, that's so sad. 413 00:23:28,365 --> 00:23:29,824 You've got a week. 414 00:23:32,452 --> 00:23:33,662 Here you go. 415 00:23:33,703 --> 00:23:34,788 Thanks. 416 00:23:38,833 --> 00:23:40,877 Just put it in the cup holder. 417 00:23:47,675 --> 00:23:50,511 Excuse me, are you Al's wife? 418 00:23:50,552 --> 00:23:51,929 I'm Gabrielle Lang. 419 00:23:51,971 --> 00:23:54,848 You're the mayor's wife. Of course I recognise you. 420 00:23:54,890 --> 00:23:58,185 So, I was shocked to hear about Al. 421 00:23:59,311 --> 00:24:02,690 I can't remember the last time I was so devastated. 422 00:24:02,982 --> 00:24:06,110 Didn't you just bury your husband yesterday? 423 00:24:06,151 --> 00:24:07,861 That sucked, too. 424 00:24:09,446 --> 00:24:11,407 So, what happened to Al? 425 00:24:13,491 --> 00:24:16,703 He was driving home, trying to beat the storm, 426 00:24:16,744 --> 00:24:18,371 and he ran into a downed power line, 427 00:24:18,413 --> 00:24:20,623 (SOBBING) and his car burst into flames. 428 00:24:20,665 --> 00:24:24,043 Oh, sweetie, don't. 429 00:24:24,168 --> 00:24:26,879 I want you to remember Al like I do. 430 00:24:26,921 --> 00:24:31,301 At his desk with a big smile on his face, 431 00:24:31,342 --> 00:24:33,928 surrounded by all his files. 432 00:24:34,554 --> 00:24:35,722 (CLEARS THROAT) 433 00:24:35,763 --> 00:24:38,141 By the way, where are those files? 434 00:24:38,182 --> 00:24:39,767 I cleared out his office. 435 00:24:39,809 --> 00:24:42,102 I bet that was hard. 436 00:24:43,520 --> 00:24:47,399 - So, where'd you put them? - In the garage. 437 00:24:47,441 --> 00:24:49,151 Which is? 438 00:24:49,192 --> 00:24:50,611 In the back. 439 00:24:53,280 --> 00:24:55,949 Well, look at me, monopolising the widow. 440 00:24:55,991 --> 00:24:58,744 You go mingle. I'm gonna get you a cracker. 441 00:25:11,048 --> 00:25:12,131 Oh. 442 00:25:13,049 --> 00:25:14,175 (GRUNTS) 443 00:25:29,023 --> 00:25:30,107 (SIGHS) 444 00:25:40,742 --> 00:25:42,327 (RUMBLING) 445 00:25:43,745 --> 00:25:44,955 Oh, crap! 446 00:25:57,384 --> 00:26:02,222 (WAILING) Why, God? Why do people have to die? 447 00:26:02,263 --> 00:26:06,810 Why, God, why? Why, why, why? 448 00:26:09,646 --> 00:26:12,481 Thank you so much for letting us take over your dining room. 449 00:26:12,523 --> 00:26:14,650 Please, thank you for making us dinner. 450 00:26:14,692 --> 00:26:16,860 You will be sending up dessert later? 451 00:26:16,902 --> 00:26:18,904 Oh, sure. Just leave your trays in the hall 452 00:26:18,946 --> 00:26:20,364 when you're ready. 453 00:26:21,615 --> 00:26:22,700 (BOTH GIGGLING) 454 00:26:25,828 --> 00:26:27,079 (EXHALES) 455 00:26:27,288 --> 00:26:28,747 Puff pastry? 456 00:26:29,832 --> 00:26:31,000 Thank you. 457 00:26:31,041 --> 00:26:34,169 Here is a nice 12-year-old Scotch to wash that down with. 458 00:26:34,211 --> 00:26:36,547 Look, it's nice of you to invite me for dinner. 459 00:26:36,588 --> 00:26:38,299 But if you're hoping to change my mind 460 00:26:38,340 --> 00:26:40,883 about doing your roof, I'm just, I'm really not up to it. 461 00:26:40,925 --> 00:26:45,847 (CHUCKLING) No, no, no, Walter, we just heard about your situation 462 00:26:45,888 --> 00:26:48,349 and thought you could use a little company, that's all. 463 00:26:48,391 --> 00:26:50,518 Yes, and a nice home-cooked meal. 464 00:26:50,560 --> 00:26:53,229 Trust me, there are absolutely no tricks up our sleeve. 465 00:26:55,064 --> 00:26:58,026 I notice there are four place settings. Is somebody joining us? 466 00:26:58,067 --> 00:27:00,987 All right, I'm here. What was so important? 467 00:27:06,909 --> 00:27:08,702 What's going on? 468 00:27:08,744 --> 00:27:10,579 I'm moving out. 469 00:27:10,621 --> 00:27:13,081 A little weird, staying in the guest room of my own house. 470 00:27:13,123 --> 00:27:17,252 But I thought you and Mom were trying to work stuff out? 471 00:27:17,294 --> 00:27:18,420 We are. 472 00:27:18,462 --> 00:27:20,839 Just, your mom thought it might be easier 473 00:27:20,881 --> 00:27:23,258 if we gave ourselves a little distance. 474 00:27:23,300 --> 00:27:25,260 Well, then, why doesn't she move out? 475 00:27:25,677 --> 00:27:27,971 - Dylan... - I'm serious! 476 00:27:28,013 --> 00:27:30,432 You can't leave me here alone with her. I'll go crazy. 477 00:27:30,474 --> 00:27:34,436 Hey. Come on, we're gonna see each other all the time. 478 00:27:34,478 --> 00:27:36,897 Why does she always have to win? 479 00:28:02,088 --> 00:28:03,965 Yeah, I'm thinking of starting my trip in Paris. 480 00:28:04,006 --> 00:28:08,218 Todd and I talked about going there, but now I'm thinking of doing it myself. 481 00:28:08,593 --> 00:28:13,264 Walter recently split up with his life partner, Todd. They were gay. 482 00:28:13,306 --> 00:28:15,350 Small world, huh? 483 00:28:15,392 --> 00:28:16,643 How's it small, exactly? 484 00:28:16,685 --> 00:28:20,522 Andrew is also an out and proud homosexual. 485 00:28:20,563 --> 00:28:23,525 He's here, he's queer, and we're used to it. 486 00:28:24,317 --> 00:28:25,652 Since when? 487 00:28:25,694 --> 00:28:27,195 You know what else you two have in common? 488 00:28:27,237 --> 00:28:30,824 A love of boots. Andrew has some beautiful boots. 489 00:28:30,865 --> 00:28:34,911 Oh. I can only imagine the fun you two would have in a boot shop. 490 00:28:38,205 --> 00:28:39,415 Um... 491 00:28:39,456 --> 00:28:41,917 Mom, I'm gonna take these bowls to the kitchen. 492 00:28:41,959 --> 00:28:43,669 Thanks, dear. 493 00:28:43,711 --> 00:28:45,087 With you. 494 00:28:47,881 --> 00:28:50,009 - What are you doing? - I'm just trying to stay out of the way 495 00:28:50,050 --> 00:28:52,261 of all those sparks that are flying. 496 00:28:52,303 --> 00:28:54,805 Sparks? The man's twice my age. 497 00:28:54,847 --> 00:28:56,307 Yes, but he's also... 498 00:28:56,348 --> 00:28:59,184 He's got a great sense of... 499 00:29:01,895 --> 00:29:05,732 Okay, do you know how hard it is to get a good contractor? 500 00:29:05,773 --> 00:29:06,941 Oh, my God. 501 00:29:06,983 --> 00:29:08,860 And poor Walter just had his heart broken. 502 00:29:08,901 --> 00:29:12,071 So if it takes you being nice to him to get our house fixed, then... 503 00:29:12,113 --> 00:29:14,198 You're pimping me out for a new roof? 504 00:29:14,240 --> 00:29:15,867 And windows! 505 00:29:16,492 --> 00:29:18,202 And I am not "pimping you out." 506 00:29:18,244 --> 00:29:20,788 I'm simply asking you to show some kindness 507 00:29:20,830 --> 00:29:24,125 to a Ionely man who happens to be an excellent roofer. 508 00:29:24,167 --> 00:29:26,210 Look. lf, by "kindness," you mean "sex"... 509 00:29:26,252 --> 00:29:27,378 Watch your mouth! 510 00:29:27,420 --> 00:29:29,088 I would never suggest that. 511 00:29:29,130 --> 00:29:32,008 You can raise a man's hopes without satisfying them. 512 00:29:32,050 --> 00:29:34,260 I've done it all my life! 513 00:29:34,801 --> 00:29:38,722 Andrew, I have got to get back into my house, 514 00:29:38,764 --> 00:29:40,849 and you're my only hope. 515 00:29:42,100 --> 00:29:43,185 (SIGHS) 516 00:29:43,226 --> 00:29:48,148 Fine. For you, I will flirt, I will flatter and I will charm. 517 00:29:48,190 --> 00:29:50,275 (SIGHS) Bless you. 518 00:29:50,317 --> 00:29:53,987 And in exchange, I expect a 60-inch flat-screen TV. 519 00:29:55,822 --> 00:29:57,115 Fine. And if you can get him 520 00:29:57,157 --> 00:30:00,202 to come in on time and under budget, I'll throw in surround sound. 521 00:30:09,043 --> 00:30:12,380 No! That Walter guy needs to stay miserable. 522 00:30:12,421 --> 00:30:15,716 Because if he's not, he'll fix her roof, and then she'll leave us! 523 00:30:15,758 --> 00:30:17,385 Mom, we always knew this couldn't last forever. 524 00:30:17,426 --> 00:30:19,887 And she'll still be here another week or two. 525 00:30:19,929 --> 00:30:23,224 That is not enough time. She just started stencilling the kitchen. 526 00:30:23,266 --> 00:30:27,687 And I didn't want to tell you this, but there is talk of an herb garden. 527 00:30:28,271 --> 00:30:30,106 I've got to stop her. 528 00:30:30,147 --> 00:30:32,024 - How? - I don't know. 529 00:30:32,066 --> 00:30:33,900 But I've had a taste of ironed pillowcases 530 00:30:33,942 --> 00:30:35,777 and I am not going back. 531 00:30:36,695 --> 00:30:37,821 (CHUCKLES) 532 00:30:38,780 --> 00:30:42,659 Oh, Walter, you've got a little... Right there. 533 00:30:42,701 --> 00:30:44,160 - Thank you. - Yeah. 534 00:30:45,662 --> 00:30:48,331 Hey, everybody. I'm sorry to interrupt, 535 00:30:48,373 --> 00:30:51,501 but the smell of that apple pie just made my mouth water. 536 00:30:51,543 --> 00:30:53,878 Say no more. One slice coming right up. 537 00:30:54,004 --> 00:30:56,214 Susan Delfino, this is Walter Bierlich. 538 00:30:56,256 --> 00:30:58,925 This is Susan's house. She's kind enough to take us in. 539 00:30:58,967 --> 00:31:00,135 Hi. How are you? 540 00:31:00,176 --> 00:31:01,678 All righty, here you go. 541 00:31:01,720 --> 00:31:03,012 Thanks. 542 00:31:08,559 --> 00:31:10,936 Oh! You're going to eat that here? 543 00:31:10,978 --> 00:31:13,439 I'm just going to visit for a while. 544 00:31:13,480 --> 00:31:16,275 So, Andrew! We miss you around here. 545 00:31:16,317 --> 00:31:18,736 But I bet you love having your own place. 546 00:31:18,819 --> 00:31:20,738 Yeah, it's cool. 547 00:31:22,239 --> 00:31:24,992 Of course, it does get Ionely. 548 00:31:25,034 --> 00:31:28,037 It'd be nice to have someone stop by once in a while. 549 00:31:28,078 --> 00:31:29,997 Well, you'll reel somebody in. 550 00:31:30,039 --> 00:31:31,373 You always do. 551 00:31:31,749 --> 00:31:33,416 You should've seen his last boyfriend, Justin. 552 00:31:33,458 --> 00:31:34,542 (EX CLAIMS) 553 00:31:34,584 --> 00:31:36,127 He was so hot! 554 00:31:36,169 --> 00:31:39,589 You really had a thing for the young, ripped muscle boys, huh? 555 00:31:40,423 --> 00:31:41,799 (CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY) Um... 556 00:31:42,050 --> 00:31:43,885 He did at one time, 557 00:31:43,927 --> 00:31:45,678 but Andrew's outgrown that. 558 00:31:45,720 --> 00:31:48,556 He realised the folly of being so shallow. 559 00:31:48,598 --> 00:31:50,558 Exactly. And now, 560 00:31:50,600 --> 00:31:53,102 his tastes have gone to the more mature, cultured types. 561 00:31:53,144 --> 00:31:55,480 Like Walter, here. 562 00:31:57,398 --> 00:31:58,524 Oh. 563 00:31:58,983 --> 00:32:00,818 This is a fix-up? 564 00:32:00,860 --> 00:32:03,528 Well, I just, it never would have occurred to me, you know, 565 00:32:03,570 --> 00:32:07,574 because of the vast age difference. 566 00:32:08,867 --> 00:32:13,914 But, hell, why not? Life is short. Certainly shorter for Walter. 567 00:32:13,956 --> 00:32:15,123 Susan! 568 00:32:15,165 --> 00:32:17,626 No, don't get me wrong. I mean, I think it's great. 569 00:32:17,668 --> 00:32:20,837 You should grab love wherever you can find it. 570 00:32:20,879 --> 00:32:23,340 Who cares if your friends think that you're paying for it? 571 00:32:23,382 --> 00:32:26,843 So why don't you take this piece of pie upstairs to Julie? 572 00:32:26,885 --> 00:32:29,137 No, she's right. That's exactly what my friends would think. 573 00:32:29,179 --> 00:32:31,138 Well, then you need new friends. 574 00:32:31,180 --> 00:32:33,349 Hey, listen, you know what? You seem like a nice guy, 575 00:32:33,391 --> 00:32:35,142 and it would be great to parade you in front of my ex, 576 00:32:35,184 --> 00:32:37,228 but then I'd be using you. 577 00:32:37,270 --> 00:32:38,896 Well, he doesn't mind! 578 00:32:38,938 --> 00:32:41,399 No. Parade me. 579 00:32:41,440 --> 00:32:42,525 (LAUGHING AWKWARDLY) 580 00:32:42,566 --> 00:32:46,320 He's got a mesh tank top that would bring your ex to tears. 581 00:32:47,780 --> 00:32:49,907 Yeah, well, you know, as tempting as that sounds, 582 00:32:49,949 --> 00:32:52,660 you know, I'm just not ready to date, so... 583 00:32:54,245 --> 00:32:56,831 Thank you so much for the dinner. 584 00:32:58,916 --> 00:33:00,333 BREE: Walter, wait! 585 00:33:00,375 --> 00:33:04,587 Well, I guess I'll just bring this pie up to Julie. 586 00:33:04,629 --> 00:33:06,256 You. 587 00:33:06,298 --> 00:33:07,674 Sit. 588 00:33:16,766 --> 00:33:19,436 (CAR DOORS CLOSING) 589 00:33:20,895 --> 00:33:22,689 So, is someone meeting us here, or what? 590 00:33:22,731 --> 00:33:24,482 Well, here's the thing. I called the general manager 591 00:33:24,524 --> 00:33:26,443 to ask if we could scatter the ashes here, 592 00:33:26,484 --> 00:33:28,737 and he said, "Absolutely not." 593 00:33:30,654 --> 00:33:32,406 So, how're we getting in? 594 00:33:33,657 --> 00:33:37,328 - Oh, Lynette. - Hey, you've abetted. Might as well aid. 595 00:33:44,918 --> 00:33:46,503 Leave us. 596 00:33:57,056 --> 00:33:58,514 Okay, I know that it sounds selfish, 597 00:33:58,556 --> 00:34:01,309 but I did what I did because I want you to stay. 598 00:34:01,392 --> 00:34:02,477 (SCOFFS) 599 00:34:02,685 --> 00:34:05,063 Why? I thought you'd want your house back. 600 00:34:05,104 --> 00:34:08,316 Well, yeah. Sure, someday. 601 00:34:08,358 --> 00:34:10,693 But right now, I just love having you take care of me. 602 00:34:10,735 --> 00:34:14,781 All the cooking and the cleaning and the alphabetising. 603 00:34:17,825 --> 00:34:21,621 It's helping me feel like I'm not just about to fall apart. 604 00:34:22,789 --> 00:34:25,500 - Oh, sweetie, you're okay. - No. 605 00:34:27,418 --> 00:34:31,672 I'm pregnant and my husband's in rehab 606 00:34:31,713 --> 00:34:36,009 and the only reason I seem sane is because you're here, 607 00:34:36,051 --> 00:34:38,512 making my house feel like a home. 608 00:34:46,687 --> 00:34:48,689 This is a conversation that could benefit 609 00:34:48,730 --> 00:34:51,566 from some homemade chocolate chip cookies. 610 00:34:53,527 --> 00:34:55,362 Can I have milk, too? 611 00:34:56,321 --> 00:34:58,155 I'll be right back. 612 00:35:07,373 --> 00:35:09,709 Do you maybe wanna say something first? 613 00:35:10,334 --> 00:35:11,711 Yeah, I guess so. 614 00:35:13,212 --> 00:35:14,505 (MURMURS) 615 00:35:16,966 --> 00:35:21,137 "Do not stand at my grave and weep 616 00:35:21,178 --> 00:35:23,973 "I am not there, I do not sleep 617 00:35:24,015 --> 00:35:29,060 "I am a thousand winds that blow I am the diamond glints of snow 618 00:35:31,146 --> 00:35:34,983 "I am the sunlight on ripened grain 619 00:35:35,525 --> 00:35:38,903 "I am the gentle autumn's rain 620 00:35:41,823 --> 00:35:45,410 "Do not stand at my grave and cry 621 00:35:46,536 --> 00:35:49,497 "I am not there, I did not die" 622 00:35:51,499 --> 00:35:52,959 That was lovely. 623 00:35:56,962 --> 00:35:59,924 Let's dump her. And try not to stand downwind. 624 00:35:59,965 --> 00:36:02,593 - She played third base, right? - Right. 625 00:36:03,969 --> 00:36:05,763 LYNETTE: Oh, my goodness. 626 00:36:07,473 --> 00:36:10,351 Wait! Sorry. Shortstop. 627 00:36:10,392 --> 00:36:12,144 Oh, yeah. 628 00:36:14,355 --> 00:36:15,481 Okay. 629 00:36:16,982 --> 00:36:18,651 You know, it was third. 630 00:36:18,692 --> 00:36:21,570 Damn it, Karen! I'm running out of Ida! 631 00:36:29,827 --> 00:36:31,412 Okay, don't move. 632 00:36:31,454 --> 00:36:34,624 Stay right where you are and show me your hands. 633 00:36:36,125 --> 00:36:39,629 Okay, split up and I'll meet you back at the car. Go! 634 00:36:40,838 --> 00:36:42,757 POLICE OFFICER: Hey, hey! Wait there! 635 00:36:43,925 --> 00:36:46,844 Lady! Come back here! 636 00:36:47,136 --> 00:36:48,263 (LYNETTE CRIES OUT) 637 00:36:48,304 --> 00:36:49,472 Come on. 638 00:36:51,432 --> 00:36:52,767 Run, Jane Doe! Run! 639 00:36:52,809 --> 00:36:54,768 Just grab her. 640 00:36:54,810 --> 00:36:56,353 Yeah, I got her. 641 00:36:57,062 --> 00:36:59,064 - Come on. - Come on. 642 00:36:59,314 --> 00:37:00,649 Come on. 643 00:37:01,316 --> 00:37:02,484 (PANTS) 644 00:37:07,281 --> 00:37:10,158 So when I finally came clean, his wife told me 645 00:37:10,200 --> 00:37:13,662 she shredded anything that had to do with offshore accounts. 646 00:37:13,704 --> 00:37:15,664 She was protecting Al. 647 00:37:17,291 --> 00:37:19,585 (EXHALES) So, we're broke. 648 00:37:21,461 --> 00:37:23,921 I'm so sorry, honey. 649 00:37:23,963 --> 00:37:26,382 I know this is bad, but we have each other. 650 00:37:26,424 --> 00:37:30,052 We'll get married again, and everything will be fine. 651 00:37:31,304 --> 00:37:33,389 For richer or for poorer, right? 652 00:37:38,019 --> 00:37:40,146 In sickness and in health. 653 00:37:41,689 --> 00:37:43,649 The whole nine yards. 654 00:37:51,657 --> 00:37:54,367 I'm gonna go down to the cafeteria and get us a couple ginger ales 655 00:37:54,409 --> 00:37:55,911 to toast our future. 656 00:37:57,829 --> 00:38:01,166 Hey, Doctor, he's looking better and better every day. 657 00:38:01,207 --> 00:38:03,126 Keep up the good work. 658 00:38:07,547 --> 00:38:09,966 You haven't told her yet, have you? 659 00:38:10,008 --> 00:38:11,927 I'm working on it. 660 00:38:11,968 --> 00:38:14,888 Carlos, I know you're scared, 661 00:38:14,930 --> 00:38:16,973 but give her some credit. 662 00:38:17,015 --> 00:38:20,060 She's not gonna leave you because you lost your sight. 663 00:38:22,478 --> 00:38:24,396 You don't know Gabby. 664 00:38:34,073 --> 00:38:36,492 Thank God those cops let us off with a warning. 665 00:38:36,533 --> 00:38:39,078 I was this close to my third strike. 666 00:38:41,872 --> 00:38:45,084 I'm just glad we gave Ida what she wanted. 667 00:38:45,125 --> 00:38:47,253 It's a beautiful thing you did. 668 00:38:47,920 --> 00:38:49,880 Then why don't I feel better? 669 00:38:50,381 --> 00:38:52,507 I don't know. Why don't you? 670 00:38:52,548 --> 00:38:54,425 Because it wasn't enough. 671 00:38:54,467 --> 00:38:57,679 Not compared with what she did for me. 672 00:38:57,720 --> 00:39:00,890 She saved my kids. 673 00:39:00,932 --> 00:39:03,893 She's this amazing woman, and I never bothered to get to know her. 674 00:39:03,935 --> 00:39:06,229 So, yeah, I sprinkled her ashes. 675 00:39:06,271 --> 00:39:10,358 But it would have been nice to do something before she was ashes. 676 00:39:11,567 --> 00:39:14,362 That's a lesson we all got to learn over and over. 677 00:39:14,404 --> 00:39:17,031 Appreciate people while we still got them. 678 00:39:17,073 --> 00:39:18,241 Yep. 679 00:39:24,413 --> 00:39:28,500 Third strike? What were the first two? 680 00:39:28,542 --> 00:39:30,210 It's a long story 681 00:39:30,252 --> 00:39:33,714 that requires a pitcher of beer and a dark bar. 682 00:39:33,755 --> 00:39:35,799 I got time for that. 683 00:39:49,229 --> 00:39:53,399 What are you still doing here? I thought you found a motel room. 684 00:39:53,441 --> 00:39:55,276 I did. 685 00:39:55,318 --> 00:39:58,195 But I wanted to set something straight before I go. 686 00:39:59,447 --> 00:40:02,658 I'm not leaving because you want me to. 687 00:40:02,700 --> 00:40:05,703 I'm leaving because I'm walking out on you. 688 00:40:06,829 --> 00:40:11,792 Oh. Is that how we're gonna play this? Fine, whatever. You're leaving me. 689 00:40:11,834 --> 00:40:13,920 I am. And here's why. 690 00:40:16,130 --> 00:40:18,674 You blamed what happened on your ex-husband. 691 00:40:18,799 --> 00:40:21,927 And I believed you. You told me it was all his fault. 692 00:40:22,510 --> 00:40:25,513 And now I find out it was yours. 693 00:40:29,017 --> 00:40:32,062 We're about even in the betrayal department now. 694 00:40:33,438 --> 00:40:34,606 In fact, 695 00:40:35,649 --> 00:40:37,442 I think you win. 696 00:40:44,824 --> 00:40:46,201 (DOOR CLOSES) 697 00:41:12,851 --> 00:41:14,395 MARY ALICE: It had been seven days 698 00:41:14,436 --> 00:41:17,814 since a tornado devastated Wisteria Lane, 699 00:41:20,066 --> 00:41:24,153 and the residents continued to pick up the pieces of their lives. 700 00:41:26,072 --> 00:41:28,950 Some salvaged precious friendships. 701 00:41:30,702 --> 00:41:33,830 Some uncovered colourful histories. 702 00:41:36,332 --> 00:41:39,919 Others found challenges they hadn't expected. 703 00:41:46,633 --> 00:41:48,802 And then, 704 00:41:51,388 --> 00:41:54,266 there was one girl 705 00:41:54,308 --> 00:41:59,271 who stumbled upon the truth she'd long been searching for, 706 00:42:01,315 --> 00:42:04,359 only to wish she hadn't.