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If I'd known we were gonna be
looking at dresses all morning,
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I would've brought a snack.
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Yeah, me, too.
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(gasps) oh, sophie!
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You girls look so beautiful!
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Not these.
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What are you doing?
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Stop saying
they look beautiful.
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They hate everything we like
and love everything we hate,
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Except for school,
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Which I think we can all agree
is a big waste of time.
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I can't believe we're
getting our daughters dressed
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For a cotillion.
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I mean, before you know it,
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We're gonna be getting 'em
dressed for their weddings.
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God help those poor bastards.
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The father-daughter cotillion
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Was always my favorite
growing up.
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Really? I thought
you hated dances.
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Normally I did,
but this was the only dance
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Where your father was supposed
to be your date.
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Plus, the dresses had
so many frills and stuffing,
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Everybody looked like they had
a glandular disorder,
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Not just me.
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Sounds magical.
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It took three people to stuff me
and my taffeta dress
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Into the passenger seat
of daddy's el dorado.
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We got 200 yards down the road
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Before the a.C.
Blew my skirt into his face
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And we crashed into
a mailbox.
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That's how daddy lost his eye.
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Oh. I never got to go
to any dances.
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But I did get to wear
a beautiful dress once,
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When billy graham
came to town.
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I hiked it up
so my ankles showed.
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Mama said that's why god gave me
whooping cough.
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I'm sure it had nothing to do
with the fact
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That she refused
to inoculate me.
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(gasps)
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(gasps) oh, sophie!
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I hate that dress. Go change.
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These are the ones.
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(laughs) oh, my god!
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(mackenzie and sophie laugh)
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Oh, hey, jack.
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Get any murderers out of jail
today?
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If you're referring
to my client crazy ray,
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He was found innocent.
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But you may want to keep
your windows locked
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For the next few days.
You're just his type.
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Hey, I hate to ask this,
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But sophie's cotillion is
coming up--
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Already got my tux cleaned.
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It's not
an uncle-daughter dance.
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It's a father-daughter dance.
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Don't you think matt
should take her?
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Oh, absolutely.
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And don't forget,
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You and sophie have
waltz lessons all this week.
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Oh, I know how to waltz.
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I've known how to waltz
since college.
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That's weird.
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Tell that to the cornell
university waltz society.
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First of all, it's not weird.
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It's sad.
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Second,
matt's not always dependable,
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But it is sophie's cotillion.
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Don't you think he wants to be
there for her?
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Matt always wants to be there
for sophie.
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It's just he gets distracted
so easily.
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There's a band emergency
or drinks with the boys,
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Or once, believe it or not,
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Two squirrels doing it
in a tree.
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Yes.
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Anyway, that's why I always have
jack as my backup.
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I call myself the jackup.
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I shouldn't call myself that.
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No. But I do appreciate you
always being there for sophie.
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Hey, I enjoy it. The only thing
I didn't like was taking her
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To those soccer games, and I
don't have to do that anymore.
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He got banned for yelling
at 8 year olds.
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8 year olds with
their heads up their asses.
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(sighs) hey, listen.
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I need to talk to you
about sophie's cotillion.
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Okay. Well, whatever it is,
I'll explain it to her.
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Jack's got it covered.
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What do you mean
"jack's got it covered"?
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I'm taking sophie
to the cotillion.
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As a matter of fact,
I'm gonna start doing
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A lot more stuff with her.
I really need to be around more.
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What's going on?
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Did you hear "cat's in
the cradle" on the radio again?
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(mouths word)
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No, I got detained
at sophie's school
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When I went to pick her up.
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Nobody believed
I was her father.
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They'd never seen me before.
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I had to tell them I was
"uncle jack's brother."
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Had to drop the j-bomb, huh?
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Stop making up names
for yourself.
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I'm taking sophie
to this dance.
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Okay. Well, that school
doesn't know anything.
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You are a good dad.
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Dance is at 8:00.
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Hey. Thanks for coming over
so fast.
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Where'd that come from?
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Found it jammed up
in your back bumper.
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That's weird.
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I wonder who put it there.
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So what'd you want
to see me for?
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You have got to see
how pretty mackenzie looks
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In her cotillion dress.
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Mackenzie, entre nous!
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Oh, my god. Honey...
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You look beautiful!
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You look so... Grown-up.
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Thank you, daddy.
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♪ memories ♪
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♪ light the corners
of my mind ♪
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Dad, can you please
do something?
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She's been doing this
all week.
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I can't help it. Every time
I see her in that dress,
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I just get a little emotional.
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Just yesterday,
she was my baby.
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♪ misty watercolored memories ♪
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Oh, my god. Mom!
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Why do you have to be
so embarrassing,
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Like, all of the time?
You know, I really wish
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You weren't even going
to my cotillion
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'cause you just ruin
everything.
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Hey. Unh-unh. How dare you talk
to your mother like that.
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Everything she does is
out of love for you.
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I want you to apologize to her
right now.
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I'm sorry, mom.
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I shouldn't have talked to you
like that.
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Now go to your room.
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Thanks, gary.
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(chuckles)
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Listen, nik,
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The thing you understand
about mackenzie...
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She's right.
146
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That is not fair.
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She thinks everything I do
is so embarrassing,
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And everything you do is
so cool.
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She only thinks that
because it's true.
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Okay, fine. I won't go
since I'm so embarrassing.
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Of course you should go,
nikki.
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I'm just asking you to tone it
down, for mackenzie.
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I guess I could do that.
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Also, start wearing
your glasses.
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This could've been a child.
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Hi, honey.
How did dance rehearsal go?
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I don't want to talk about it.
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Oh, my god.
Your dad didn't show?
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I knew it.
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Hey, you got a couple of
squirrels going to town
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Out there if you want
to take a look.
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Wait. You went?
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Then what's
she so upset about?
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Oh. She's just having a hard
time picking up the waltz,
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Kinda like you
at our wedding.
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I danced great at our wedding.
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Yeah. That's 'cause you were
dancing with me.
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How did you get to be
so good at this?
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Who do you think jack's
summer waltz partner was?
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You know, you--you have to
get her a corsage.
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I already ordered it.
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Lavender's still
her favorite flower, right?
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00:07:03,364 --> 00:07:05,032
You remember that?
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00:07:05,083 --> 00:07:06,583
Of course.
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00:07:06,667 --> 00:07:08,785
Hey. Who's
this justin larsen guy?
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00:07:08,870 --> 00:07:10,704
She was texting him the whole
way back in the car.
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00:07:10,755 --> 00:07:12,205
We gotta keep our eyes
on that.
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"we"?
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Mm. Okay.
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We. Hmm.
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So I should probably
go check on sophie.
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Hey, I'll do it for you.
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"for you"?
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I don't understand
what's happening.
185
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+
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Hey. I left, like,
three messages last night.
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You never called me back.
188
00:07:47,303 --> 00:07:50,755
You don't have another friend,
do you?
189
00:07:50,806 --> 00:07:55,393
No. I was just out to dinner
with sophie...
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And matt.
191
00:07:58,647 --> 00:08:00,732
Really?
192
00:08:00,783 --> 00:08:03,935
You guys sure have been spending
a lot of time together lately.
193
00:08:03,986 --> 00:08:05,904
It was just dinner.
194
00:08:05,955 --> 00:08:09,124
Then we all came home,
and sophie went to bed.
195
00:08:09,208 --> 00:08:11,576
Matt and I watched a movie.
196
00:08:16,298 --> 00:08:18,800
No uh-oh.
197
00:08:18,884 --> 00:08:20,135
That's all we did.
198
00:08:20,219 --> 00:08:22,620
Watched a movie
and drank a bottle of wine.
199
00:08:22,671 --> 00:08:24,255
(laughs)
200
00:08:24,306 --> 00:08:25,974
Oh, calm down.
201
00:08:26,058 --> 00:08:27,792
Look, honey, I'm not judging.
202
00:08:27,843 --> 00:08:31,146
Every now and then, gary and I
get caught up in a moment.
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00:08:31,230 --> 00:08:33,464
We're like friends
with benefits,
204
00:08:33,516 --> 00:08:36,801
Except he has to pay me money
every month.
205
00:08:36,852 --> 00:08:39,654
Oh, my god.
I did not sleep with matt.
206
00:08:39,738 --> 00:08:41,472
And I did not sleep with gary,
207
00:08:41,524 --> 00:08:45,860
Because I can tell by the tone
of your voice that is not okay.
208
00:08:45,945 --> 00:08:48,446
Okay, I would never hook up
with matt.
209
00:08:48,497 --> 00:08:51,166
Oh, right. Because
of your feelings for jack.
210
00:08:51,250 --> 00:08:53,651
No! I would never hook up
with jack.
211
00:08:53,702 --> 00:08:55,737
Because of your feelings
for matt.
212
00:08:55,805 --> 00:08:57,989
No! Why are you here?
213
00:08:58,040 --> 00:08:59,007
Am I embarrassing?
214
00:08:59,091 --> 00:09:00,425
Yes.
215
00:09:00,492 --> 00:09:02,210
Well, you're in love
with two brothers.
216
00:09:07,516 --> 00:09:09,434
Hey.
217
00:09:09,501 --> 00:09:12,303
Oh, hey.
I'm so glad you came.
218
00:09:12,354 --> 00:09:14,305
Oh, I knew it.
Matt didn't show.
219
00:09:14,356 --> 00:09:16,274
It's okay. I've got my tuxedo
in the car.
220
00:09:16,341 --> 00:09:19,360
Tell sophie the jackup is
on the case.
221
00:09:19,445 --> 00:09:20,728
Yeah, I decided
to keep using it.
222
00:09:20,813 --> 00:09:24,182
Actually, um...
223
00:09:24,233 --> 00:09:25,483
Everything's okay.
224
00:09:25,534 --> 00:09:26,901
Matt's here.
225
00:09:28,537 --> 00:09:30,188
Oh, good.
226
00:09:30,239 --> 00:09:32,857
Good. Good. Good.
227
00:09:32,908 --> 00:09:35,710
Yeah, he showed up on time,
brought sophie flowers,
228
00:09:35,794 --> 00:09:36,911
And she's beaming.
229
00:09:36,996 --> 00:09:38,296
Beaming.
230
00:09:38,363 --> 00:09:42,300
Beaming. Beaming. Beaming.
231
00:09:42,367 --> 00:09:44,636
I know. I'm just
as surprised as you are,
232
00:09:44,703 --> 00:09:47,172
But he really came through.
233
00:09:47,223 --> 00:09:48,840
That is perfect.
234
00:09:48,891 --> 00:09:51,976
I'm glad
he's turned a leaf here.
235
00:09:52,044 --> 00:09:53,394
I mean, sure, I get
the orthodontist appointments
236
00:09:53,479 --> 00:09:54,929
And the p.T.A. Meetings,
237
00:09:55,014 --> 00:09:57,499
And he gets to waltz
with sophie,
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00:09:57,566 --> 00:09:59,184
Even though
I'm the former president
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Of the cornell university
waltz society.
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00:10:01,270 --> 00:10:02,737
Aw.
241
00:10:02,821 --> 00:10:05,523
Jack, I'm sorry, but you know
how much you mean to sophie.
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00:10:05,574 --> 00:10:06,624
(mouths word)
243
00:10:06,692 --> 00:10:08,559
Hey, uncle jack.
244
00:10:08,611 --> 00:10:10,394
I'm so sorry
you're not going with us.
245
00:10:10,446 --> 00:10:11,913
Are you, kiddo?
246
00:10:11,997 --> 00:10:13,731
Yeah. I wanted you to see
how great dad is at waltzing.
247
00:10:13,782 --> 00:10:14,999
He's the best.
248
00:10:15,067 --> 00:10:17,835
The best at what?
249
00:10:17,903 --> 00:10:19,704
Waltzing? Is that
what you're saying?
250
00:10:19,755 --> 00:10:21,589
Your dad is the best
at waltzing?
251
00:10:21,674 --> 00:10:22,924
Jack.
252
00:10:23,008 --> 00:10:24,175
I'm sorry.
253
00:10:24,243 --> 00:10:26,077
He's your dad,
254
00:10:26,128 --> 00:10:28,079
And of course you think
he's the best.
255
00:10:28,130 --> 00:10:30,431
And I would never try
to that away from you...
256
00:10:30,516 --> 00:10:33,268
With articles or trophies,
257
00:10:33,352 --> 00:10:37,055
Video footage of me
winning numerous awards.
258
00:10:37,106 --> 00:10:44,112
Have a great night.
259
00:10:44,196 --> 00:10:45,730
Wow.
260
00:10:45,781 --> 00:10:48,199
The girls are
looking beautiful tonight.
261
00:10:48,267 --> 00:10:50,485
Matt!
262
00:10:50,569 --> 00:10:52,453
Oh.
263
00:10:52,538 --> 00:10:54,572
Yes, they are.
264
00:10:54,623 --> 00:10:56,874
You look really nice
tonight, too.
265
00:10:56,942 --> 00:10:59,610
Thank you.
266
00:10:59,662 --> 00:11:01,963
You... Look kind of okay
yourself.
267
00:11:02,047 --> 00:11:06,000
(chuckles) that's funny, 'cause
I know how rockin' I look.
268
00:11:08,721 --> 00:11:10,471
You know,
I've got to admit, matt,
269
00:11:10,556 --> 00:11:12,290
You have really come through
tonight.
270
00:11:12,341 --> 00:11:13,891
It means a lot to sophie.
271
00:11:13,959 --> 00:11:17,295
Well, she is my daughter. I
don't care what her school says.
272
00:11:17,346 --> 00:11:18,930
(chuckles)
273
00:11:18,981 --> 00:11:20,848
And you know what?
274
00:11:20,933 --> 00:11:23,268
It means a lot to me, too.
275
00:11:23,319 --> 00:11:25,436
I forget you're a good guy
sometimes.
276
00:11:25,487 --> 00:11:27,905
And I forget that
you're not a constant nag.
277
00:11:27,973 --> 00:11:29,023
(laughs)
278
00:11:29,108 --> 00:11:31,326
Look at us getting along.
279
00:11:31,410 --> 00:11:34,279
(playing "bust a move")
280
00:11:36,315 --> 00:11:39,000
Great song, huh?
You wanna dance?
281
00:11:39,084 --> 00:11:40,118
Sure.
282
00:11:40,169 --> 00:11:43,154
♪
283
00:11:43,205 --> 00:11:44,706
The dance floor's crowded.
284
00:11:44,790 --> 00:11:46,824
Why don't we dance over here?
285
00:11:52,331 --> 00:11:54,932
Oh, my god.
286
00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:56,801
Now my dancing's embarrassing?
287
00:11:56,852 --> 00:11:58,970
It's fine for me.
I have an adult sense of humor.
288
00:11:59,021 --> 00:12:01,389
But mackenzie's not there yet.
289
00:12:01,473 --> 00:12:03,691
Well, if I can't dance, there's
nothing left to do but eat.
290
00:12:03,776 --> 00:12:05,026
Sure. Let's eat.
291
00:12:05,110 --> 00:12:06,677
I'll go get you a plate.
292
00:12:06,729 --> 00:12:09,113
You wait over here.
293
00:12:09,181 --> 00:12:11,015
God!
294
00:12:11,066 --> 00:12:12,984
That's embarrassing, too?
295
00:12:13,035 --> 00:12:15,069
When mackenzie was little,
she used to love it
296
00:12:15,154 --> 00:12:18,740
When I sang or danced
or burped the alphabet.
297
00:12:18,824 --> 00:12:20,958
Now she's all, "mom, stop.
298
00:12:21,026 --> 00:12:24,245
We're at
the museum of tolerance."
299
00:12:24,330 --> 00:12:26,898
Gary, what happened?
300
00:12:26,965 --> 00:12:28,883
What happened
to my little girl?
301
00:12:28,967 --> 00:12:30,551
My little baby?
302
00:12:30,636 --> 00:12:34,472
That's it. Let it all out.
303
00:12:34,539 --> 00:12:36,758
(grunts)
304
00:12:38,543 --> 00:12:40,845
Two club sodas, please.
Plenty of ice.
305
00:12:40,896 --> 00:12:43,181
Hey. Aren't you
in the frontier boys?
306
00:12:43,232 --> 00:12:45,066
(clicks tongue) yeah.
307
00:12:45,150 --> 00:12:46,651
I've seen you play,
like, ten times.
308
00:12:46,718 --> 00:12:47,819
Do you remember me?
309
00:12:49,438 --> 00:12:51,105
Yeah.
310
00:12:51,190 --> 00:12:52,556
You're that dude.
311
00:12:52,608 --> 00:12:55,576
You were in the crowd.
You were going like this...
312
00:12:55,661 --> 00:12:57,578
That was me!
313
00:12:57,663 --> 00:13:00,164
Yeah.
Never forget a fan, bro.
314
00:13:00,232 --> 00:13:04,118
Man, that was a wicked les paul
you were playing.
315
00:13:04,203 --> 00:13:07,121
I got a '58 goldtop in my van
if you want to see it.
316
00:13:07,206 --> 00:13:08,956
Shut the hell up.
317
00:13:09,041 --> 00:13:10,708
It's true. The thing's
worth more than my van.
318
00:13:10,759 --> 00:13:12,343
Yeah.
319
00:13:12,411 --> 00:13:14,962
Come to think of it, I probably
shouldn't have left it in there.
320
00:13:15,047 --> 00:13:16,047
Or my weed.
321
00:13:18,767 --> 00:13:21,085
You know what?
322
00:13:21,136 --> 00:13:23,304
I have a few minutes to kill.
323
00:13:25,224 --> 00:13:26,474
(amplified voice) would
the fathers and daughters
324
00:13:26,558 --> 00:13:29,360
Please make their way
to the dance floor?
325
00:13:29,428 --> 00:13:32,897
Mom, I can't find dad.
Where is he?
326
00:13:32,948 --> 00:13:34,482
I don't know. I've been
looking for him, too,
327
00:13:34,566 --> 00:13:36,651
But don't worry. We know he's
here, so I'm gonna find him.
328
00:13:38,954 --> 00:13:40,655
Hey.
Do you know where matt is?
329
00:13:40,739 --> 00:13:43,274
I'll tell you where he isn't--
behind that big potted plant.
330
00:13:43,325 --> 00:13:44,542
That's where I've been
all night.
331
00:13:44,609 --> 00:13:45,910
(playing waltz)
332
00:13:45,961 --> 00:13:47,412
Crap! They're starting.
333
00:13:47,463 --> 00:13:49,964
Look, you find matt.
I'll stall the band.
334
00:13:50,048 --> 00:13:51,466
Okay, great.
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait.
335
00:13:51,550 --> 00:13:54,335
If I find him, I'll go
like this... Caw-caw! Caw-caw!
336
00:13:58,006 --> 00:13:59,390
Um, excuse me.
337
00:13:59,458 --> 00:14:00,892
(band stops playing)
338
00:14:00,959 --> 00:14:02,927
Hey, um, I was just thinking
before you start the waltz,
339
00:14:02,978 --> 00:14:04,812
It would be nice
if we thanked all the people
340
00:14:04,897 --> 00:14:07,398
Who put this night together.
341
00:14:07,466 --> 00:14:09,851
Everyone, this lady has
an announcement to make.
342
00:14:12,237 --> 00:14:13,738
(under breath) I meant you.
343
00:14:16,508 --> 00:14:18,743
(amplified voice) um, well,
I just wanted to thank
344
00:14:18,810 --> 00:14:21,612
Everyone
who put this night together.
345
00:14:21,663 --> 00:14:23,647
There's probably a...
346
00:14:23,699 --> 00:14:26,834
Susan in there somewhere.
347
00:14:26,919 --> 00:14:29,203
Thank you, susan.
348
00:14:29,288 --> 00:14:32,340
You can pass that down
to the rest of your team.
349
00:14:33,992 --> 00:14:37,161
Okay, great. Looks like we can
get this waltz started.
350
00:14:37,212 --> 00:14:38,346
(whispers) no.
351
00:14:38,430 --> 00:14:40,882
But b-before we do...
352
00:14:42,167 --> 00:14:45,470
Let's have a moment of silence
353
00:14:45,521 --> 00:14:48,055
For all the...
354
00:14:58,172 --> 00:14:59,288
(voice amplified)
♪ the animals, they came ♪
355
00:14:59,373 --> 00:15:00,957
♪ they came by twosies,
twosies ♪
356
00:15:01,041 --> 00:15:03,259
♪ elephants and
kangaroosies, roosies ♪
(slaps thigh)
357
00:15:03,343 --> 00:15:05,411
♪ children of the lord ♪
358
00:15:05,462 --> 00:15:06,763
Ev--
359
00:15:12,686 --> 00:15:14,253
Mom, what was that?
360
00:15:14,304 --> 00:15:17,023
I was stalling so that nikki
could find your dad.
361
00:15:17,090 --> 00:15:18,924
I didn't want your night
to be ruined.
362
00:15:18,976 --> 00:15:20,810
So you did that?
363
00:15:20,894 --> 00:15:22,028
In hindsight...
364
00:15:23,480 --> 00:15:24,480
Sophie.
365
00:15:24,565 --> 00:15:27,700
(playing waltz)
366
00:15:30,654 --> 00:15:31,788
Am I doing okay?
367
00:15:31,872 --> 00:15:32,938
You're doing great.
368
00:15:32,990 --> 00:15:35,241
And thanks for helping out
with mom.
369
00:15:35,292 --> 00:15:37,577
Honey, I've been keeping the lid
on that pot for years.
370
00:15:37,628 --> 00:15:38,878
Trust me. It's an art.
371
00:15:38,945 --> 00:15:39,829
(chuckles)
372
00:15:42,282 --> 00:15:43,933
Hey, you remember
when we used to dance
373
00:15:44,001 --> 00:15:45,418
Around the kitchen together...
Mm.
374
00:15:45,469 --> 00:15:47,253
And I put my feet
on top of your feet?
375
00:15:47,304 --> 00:15:51,507
Yeah. You sued to look up at me
with those big eyes of yours,
376
00:15:51,592 --> 00:15:52,892
Peeking through the curls.
377
00:15:52,959 --> 00:15:53,926
Mm-hmm.
378
00:15:53,977 --> 00:15:55,595
You were my little girl.
379
00:15:55,646 --> 00:15:58,397
Now you're so...
380
00:15:58,465 --> 00:15:59,899
(voice breaks) grown up.
381
00:15:59,966 --> 00:16:01,517
Daddy?
382
00:16:01,602 --> 00:16:02,652
Huh?
383
00:16:02,736 --> 00:16:04,604
Are you gonna cry?
384
00:16:04,655 --> 00:16:07,139
No, baby.
I'm not crying.
385
00:16:07,191 --> 00:16:12,645
I was just thinking about
your little feet on my feet!
386
00:16:12,696 --> 00:16:15,665
(crying) ohh!
387
00:16:15,749 --> 00:16:17,667
(chuckles) okay.
388
00:16:17,751 --> 00:16:19,836
(sobs)
389
00:16:28,545 --> 00:16:30,429
You sure you want to come in?
390
00:16:33,600 --> 00:16:35,801
Okay, look,
I know this is really bad.
391
00:16:35,853 --> 00:16:37,520
I'm sorry.
392
00:16:37,604 --> 00:16:39,972
I just went to check out
this guy's guitar,
393
00:16:40,023 --> 00:16:43,860
Then he let me play it,
and I kinda lost track of time.
394
00:16:43,944 --> 00:16:45,844
Well...
395
00:16:45,896 --> 00:16:48,030
It's better than
what I thought.
396
00:16:48,115 --> 00:16:50,116
I-I-I thought you went off
with some girl
397
00:16:50,183 --> 00:16:52,034
Or went and got high
or something.
398
00:16:52,119 --> 00:16:55,621
What? I was not with a girl.
399
00:16:55,689 --> 00:16:57,990
Where the hell are
your pop-tarts?
400
00:16:59,409 --> 00:17:02,161
You are unbelievable.
401
00:17:02,212 --> 00:17:03,913
How could you do this
to sophie?
402
00:17:03,997 --> 00:17:05,882
I was only out there
a little bit.
403
00:17:05,966 --> 00:17:09,868
I sang 11 verses
of "rise and shine."
404
00:17:09,920 --> 00:17:11,837
I don't think anybody
who heard me would agree
405
00:17:11,889 --> 00:17:14,707
That it was
just a little bit.
406
00:17:14,758 --> 00:17:17,543
This is a big one, matt.
407
00:17:17,594 --> 00:17:20,546
It's gonna take a long time
for sophie to get over this.
408
00:17:20,597 --> 00:17:23,048
Okay, well,
until you get over it,
409
00:17:23,100 --> 00:17:24,984
Could you put the knife down?
410
00:17:27,387 --> 00:17:29,888
Hey, dad. Mom, do we have
any whipped cream?
411
00:17:29,940 --> 00:17:31,223
Sure, honey.
412
00:17:33,610 --> 00:17:36,996
Listen, sophie,
I am really sorry.
413
00:17:37,063 --> 00:17:38,897
Oh, it's okay, dad.
I know you tried.
414
00:17:38,949 --> 00:17:40,333
I mean, I didn't really expect
you to be there at all,
415
00:17:40,400 --> 00:17:41,751
So it's something.
416
00:17:45,539 --> 00:17:48,624
Oh, man.
417
00:17:48,709 --> 00:17:50,676
Getting yelled at
would've felt better.
418
00:17:50,744 --> 00:17:52,044
(chuckles)
419
00:17:52,095 --> 00:17:53,913
Then you're about
to feel really good.
420
00:18:03,089 --> 00:18:04,857
You're working late.
421
00:18:04,924 --> 00:18:08,744
Just looking at some old footage
of waltz-a-palooza '91.
422
00:18:08,812 --> 00:18:10,329
I won partner and solo.
423
00:18:11,665 --> 00:18:13,165
What happened?
424
00:18:14,768 --> 00:18:16,786
I went to get annie a drink,
425
00:18:16,870 --> 00:18:19,488
And there was a guy with guitar
and weed.
426
00:18:19,573 --> 00:18:22,491
Got it.
427
00:18:22,576 --> 00:18:24,210
But I think
I know how to fix it.
428
00:18:24,277 --> 00:18:26,128
Good. How?
429
00:18:26,213 --> 00:18:28,214
By doing what I always do--
430
00:18:28,281 --> 00:18:31,350
Coming to you
so you can fix it.
431
00:18:31,418 --> 00:18:34,053
You know what? You're about
to feel a real jacklash.
432
00:18:35,806 --> 00:18:37,173
I don't get it.
433
00:18:37,257 --> 00:18:39,625
You get distracted by
meaningless, stupid crap
434
00:18:39,676 --> 00:18:41,060
And miss out on the things
that really matter.
435
00:18:41,127 --> 00:18:43,846
I would have done anything
to be at that dance,
436
00:18:43,930 --> 00:18:45,898
And you just toss it away.
437
00:18:45,965 --> 00:18:48,967
Is this you fixing it?
438
00:18:49,019 --> 00:18:51,237
'cause you used to be
a lot better at it.
439
00:18:52,823 --> 00:18:55,574
I mean,
I know I'm not a great dad.
440
00:18:55,642 --> 00:18:57,976
No one's asking you
to be a great dad.
441
00:18:58,028 --> 00:19:01,030
Just don't be a terrible dad.
442
00:19:01,114 --> 00:19:04,483
I like that.
443
00:19:04,534 --> 00:19:06,652
"don't be a terrible dad."
444
00:19:06,703 --> 00:19:08,320
You think I can do that?
445
00:19:08,372 --> 00:19:10,456
I do.
446
00:19:10,507 --> 00:19:12,675
When it comes to your family,
447
00:19:12,759 --> 00:19:14,710
If you really focus
on doing the right thing,
448
00:19:14,795 --> 00:19:17,162
I think you can come
fairly close
449
00:19:17,214 --> 00:19:20,016
To not entirely disappointing
them.
450
00:19:20,100 --> 00:19:22,935
Wow.
451
00:19:23,002 --> 00:19:24,603
Thanks for believing in me,
bro.
452
00:19:29,261 --> 00:19:29,261
+
453
00:19:31,106 --> 00:19:34,025
Do you think mackenzie's ever
gonna come out of the bathroom?
454
00:19:34,109 --> 00:19:35,493
Let's give her some time.
455
00:19:35,577 --> 00:19:37,161
She's pretty upset.
456
00:19:37,246 --> 00:19:39,280
Yeah.
I don't know what happened.
457
00:19:39,331 --> 00:19:41,082
One second I was fine,
458
00:19:41,149 --> 00:19:44,151
And then I guess it was
the image of her little feet...
459
00:19:44,203 --> 00:19:47,822
(crying) on my feet!
460
00:19:47,873 --> 00:19:50,258
Ohh!
461
00:19:50,325 --> 00:19:52,677
Why don't you leave
before you make it worse?
462
00:19:52,761 --> 00:19:55,129
I'll talk to her.
It'll be okay.
463
00:19:55,180 --> 00:19:58,966
All right. (sobbing)
464
00:19:59,018 --> 00:20:01,168
You can come out now.
He's gone.
465
00:20:01,220 --> 00:20:02,437
What is wrong with him?
466
00:20:02,504 --> 00:20:04,389
I know, right?
467
00:20:04,473 --> 00:20:06,340
(laughs)
that was embarrassing.
468
00:20:06,392 --> 00:20:07,975
So embarrassing.
469
00:20:08,027 --> 00:20:10,344
Easily ten times worse than
anything I've ever done to you.
470
00:20:10,396 --> 00:20:12,847
Oh, my god, yes.
Mom, did you see him?
471
00:20:12,898 --> 00:20:14,315
I did, honey.
Oh, my--
472
00:20:14,366 --> 00:20:16,567
Hang on.
Let's grab a blanket,
473
00:20:16,652 --> 00:20:20,288
Sit on the sofa, and talk about
how embarrassing daddy is.
474
00:20:20,355 --> 00:20:22,540
(gasping)
475
00:20:22,624 --> 00:20:25,076
This is the happiest night
of my life.
476
00:20:26,528 --> 00:20:28,129
Thanks for taking us out
to dinner, uncle jack.
477
00:20:28,196 --> 00:20:30,965
You're welcome, sweetie.
478
00:20:31,032 --> 00:20:32,800
What is that like--
479
00:20:32,868 --> 00:20:36,437
When she looks you in the eyes
and says something nice?
480
00:20:37,756 --> 00:20:38,706
(sophie) oh, my god.
481
00:20:38,774 --> 00:20:40,425
What's going on?
482
00:20:43,896 --> 00:20:47,214
I think I owe you a dance.
483
00:20:47,266 --> 00:20:50,068
( "blue danube" playing)
484
00:20:57,893 --> 00:21:00,278
This is why you
took us out to dinner?
485
00:21:03,816 --> 00:21:05,833
(sniffles) thank you.
486
00:21:05,901 --> 00:21:07,168
No, this was all matt.
487
00:21:07,235 --> 00:21:09,437
(chuckles) yeah, okay.
488
00:21:11,840 --> 00:21:14,759
Hey, guys. Mackenzie said she
left her backpack--
489
00:21:14,843 --> 00:21:16,094
Oh, god.
490
00:21:16,178 --> 00:21:19,914
(sobbing)
491
00:21:23,602 --> 00:21:26,220
What is happening to me?!
492
00:21:26,221 --> 00:21:27,221
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