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my back.I threw it out.
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jeez,are you crying?
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Just a little.
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Edie got an unexpected visitor.
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remember my little boy?
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I didn't know your son was coming for a visit.
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His father just dumped him here for four weeks.
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Gaby became the object of victor's desire.
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Have you not noticed? I'm a catch.
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I have noticed,and I'm throwing you back.
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And as mike struggled to recall his past,
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ian's jealousy spurred him to action.
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Will you be my wife?
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Yes!
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god,I'm so nervous.
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Don't be.
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They're going to adore you as much as I do.
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Oh,thanks. I needed to hear to that.
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Ah!Darling...thorns.
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Oh!Uh,I'm so sorry.
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if there was one thing ian hainsworth was sure of,
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it was that his love for susan mayer was indestructible.
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He knew this because it had been tested again...
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and again...
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and again.
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still,ian had found a way to forgive susan her...
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occasional lack of grace.
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Oh! Here they come.
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The question now on his mind was,
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would his parents be able to do the same?
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- Father. - My dear boy.
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This is my fiancée susan.
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These are my parents,graham and dahlia.
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Delighted.
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You weren't exaggerating. She's a vision,ian.
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Oh,it's so great to finally meet both of you.
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Oh,this is for you.
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Be careful,mother!
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Thorns.
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Ian,I know how to hold a rose.
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Anyone hungry?
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Yes.
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So one puts the meat atop the burning coals oh,
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how wonderfully primal.
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Yes,I'll feel like some
gloriously rough-hewn cowgirl enjoying her...
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uh,what's the word?
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"Vittles"?
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No,that can't be right.
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No,it is. It's vittles.
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Yes.
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So,um,can I get you something to drink?
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I'd adore just a thimble of gin.
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Oh,no,you stay,darling.
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I-I-I can manage.
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Well,it seems to be going rather well...
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touch wood.
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Were you worried?
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Oh,you know,introducing one's fiancée
to one's parents is always a bit fraught.
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Oh,well,you don't have to tell me.
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The first time I met dahlia's parents
was a complete disaster.
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We were at tea...
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and there was this plate of small cakes.
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And I--as I offered one to her mother,
I tipped the plate,and plop!
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a scone fell right into her ladyship's teacup.
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Ouch! Ha!
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Earl grey everywhere!
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On the cloth,her mother's skirt...
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you must have been mortified.
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Oh,I was. It was an absolute debacle.
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um,guys?
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Uh...don't worry.
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She's all right.
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Yes,ian hainsworth knew
his love for susan was indestructible.
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Unfortunately for his mother,chiffon was not.
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Desperate housewives
Season 03 Episode 17
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In every housewife's closet,
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there's a treasured article of clothing
that she refuses to part with.
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It might be an old cheerleader uniform
that symbolizes her youth...
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Or the last bikini she wore
before she had children...
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or a pair of expensive pants
she prays will come back in style.
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But for gabrielle solis,
every piece of clothing was a treasure--
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carefully selected,
beautifully maintained and utterly...
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irreplaceable.
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I can't believe you bought another bustier.
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I know.
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I should never shop for lingerie when I'm horny.
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It's like buying groceries when you're hungry.
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In a slump,huh?
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How long's it been?
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About three weeks,and I am dying.
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You know,I'm this close to seducing my gardener.
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Been there,done that.
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Mmm,that scrumptious teenager of yours.
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- Hey,do you think--
- he's married.
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Mm,damn.
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How about that victor lang?
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- Have you two...
- no. God,no.
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As a matter of fact,
I think I'm dumping him
after dinner tonight.
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Why?
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He's rich. He's gorgeous.
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He's probably gonna be mayor.
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I mean,what more do youant?
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I don't know. He's just too...arrogant.
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He acts like I'm some trophy he's already won.
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It's infuriating.
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yeah,that's awful.
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Can I do him?
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Oh,stop it.
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You cannot be that hard up.
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Did I mention my gardener's 62?
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what the hell is this?
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Oh,my god!
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no!
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hey,hey,hey!
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hey,hey,hey!
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Honey,where's your uniform?
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Oh,crap. I left it at home again.
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Yeah,um,I figured you would...
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again.
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That's why...
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I pulled an extra one from the back.
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Oh.Thanks.
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- Are you sure it's the right-
- yep,your size.
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Listen...
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I was thinking,wouldn't it be better
if the staff wore a uniform,
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and you and i wore regular clothes?
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That's way it's like,
"hi.Welcome to scavo'S.
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We're the scavos."
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Yeah,but I like wearing the uniform,
and when you don't,
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it looks like we all work for you.
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Oh,good point.
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Okay,here's another good point--
I hate orange.
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Since when?
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Since always.
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You know my closet.
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Surely you've noticed
I don't own anything orange.
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- No,I hadn't really--
- orange says,"beware.Something bad's gonna happen."
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That's why they use it for life vests
and traffic cones and convicts.
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- Lynette--
- also,it washes me out completely.
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You're wearing the uniform.
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Are you speaking as my husband
or as my boss?
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Definitely your boss.
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Your husband--
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too damn scared of you.
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As well he should be.
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As edie walked home,
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all she could think of was
her nonexistent love life...
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pass it to me,carlos!
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And how much she wanted back in the game.
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it was just then she saw someone
she might like to play with.
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- Hi!
- Hey.
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Did you see that,edie?
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Kid's looking good,huh?
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Mmm,looking real good.
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Can we play another game?
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No,it's lunchtime.
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You go wash up.
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- Bye,carlos.
- Bye.
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Oh,you have been so great with travers.
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Let me take you out for steak tonight.
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you don't have to pay me back.
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I'm having more fun than he is.
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Well,then...
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we'll just have to arrange for another playdate.
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Anytime.
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look who's back.
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yes. Let's try this again,shall we?
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- Dahlia,I am so sorry about the--
- please,not another word.
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Chiffon at a barbecue?
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I was asking to be immolated.
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A drink with dinner,mother?
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Oh,god,yes.
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Oh,not that chair. That's the wobbler.
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I'm saving up for a new set.
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Here,sit here.
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Ian tells us you have a young daughter.
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Won't she be joining us?
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Julie? Uh,no,she's at her father's this weekend.
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Oh.Is something wrong?
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Oh,it's just that ian tolus that
your husband had been gone for years.
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We assumed you were a widow.
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Oh!no,karl's alive and kicking...sadly.
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So you're A...divorcée?
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What happened?
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Did he beat you?
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Uh,no. Of--of course not.
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She had ample grounds,mother.
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Karl was a shameless womanizer.
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So it was just adultery.
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Just adultery?
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To my way of thinking,men are,by nature,weak.
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I think graham will back me up on that.
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Really,dahlia.
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If you want your marriage to last...
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when your husband strays,
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you extract some suitable penance...
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and get on with it.
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punish the sin,but love the sinner.
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Yeah,well,with karl,I was more,
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"divorce the ass and seize the assets."
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so you better watch out.
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Betrayal makes me vengeful.
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Well,that's good to know.
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yes,it certainly is.
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Apparently,
the water heater in the attic had burst.
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Everything is ruined--
my clothes,my shoes,dresses.
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Why are you smiling?
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Well,we have different perspectives.
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You see ruined clothes,
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and I see a woman
who could suddenly use a rich boyfriend.
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You will never be my boyfriend.
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Gaby,how much longer are
you gonna pretend you're not crazy about me?
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Not much longer.
This is our last date.
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Hmm,didn't you say it was our last date
on our last date?
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I mean it this time.
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Yeah? Well,do me a favor--
mean it next time.
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I'm getting an award tomorrow at the rotary club.
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bor-ing.
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Come on,I want my date to be
the most beautiful woman in the room.
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Is that supposed to flatter me?
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Only if you've never seen
the women of the rotary club.
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Oh,shut up and get me a sweater.
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Have you even noticed how cold I am?
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Noticed?
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It's made my whole evening.
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Sweater--now.
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How about a nice,uh,cashmere cardigan?
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Oh,my god!
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What?
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Look at this!
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There's lacroix and ungaro and vintage gaultier.
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Yeah,I don't really know much about fashion.
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Shh!they can hear you.
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Oh,my god! There's another rack back here!
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This all your ex-wife's stuff?
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Yeah.
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She's storing it here
until her new house is ready.
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oh,my god!
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She wears my size!
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It's amazing. Nobody wears my size.
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Well,I guess I have a type.
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And normally that would creep me out,
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except it means that I can borrow this
one-of-a-kind undari for our date!
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Whoa,whoa,whoa. Heel,girl.
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- This belongs to my ex.
- so?
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I don't think she'd appreciate me
loaning her clothes to my girlfriend.
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okay,"a," I'm not your girlfriend,
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and "b,"she's not gonna
find out unless you tell her.
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Come on!
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a dress this gorgeous is meant to be seen.
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Every day it hangs in the closet,
an angel loses its wings.
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Well,that's very cute,but,uh,
the answer's still no.
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Come on.Let's go.
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Gaby.
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I just wanted a moment to say good-bye.
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So in the next scene,the guy wakes up,
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and the girl--julia roberts,
sandra bullock,one of those--
263
00:12:13,550 --> 00:12:17,130
is standing there holding a tray of pancakes.
264
00:12:17,920 --> 00:12:19,250
What happens then?
265
00:12:19,360 --> 00:12:21,150
I keep telling you,I don't remember.
266
00:12:21,420 --> 00:12:22,170
What's the difference?
267
00:12:22,220 --> 00:12:24,370
It's just some stupid movie I saw.
268
00:12:24,420 --> 00:12:27,660
Yet every time you remember it,
you feel sad or upset.
269
00:12:27,940 --> 00:12:31,600
I think something happened
at that movie or just afterwards.
270
00:12:31,660 --> 00:12:33,130
Who did you see it with?
271
00:12:33,380 --> 00:12:35,500
Well,it's obviously some chick flick...
272
00:12:36,660 --> 00:12:38,140
so probably susan.
273
00:12:38,570 --> 00:12:39,470
Well,why not ask her about it?
274
00:12:39,510 --> 00:12:40,970
Maybe she can tell you what happened.
275
00:12:41,060 --> 00:12:42,880
No. No,I don't want to bother her.
276
00:12:43,630 --> 00:12:45,520
She just got engaged.
277
00:12:45,670 --> 00:12:48,960
Mike,this therapy isn't just about
recovering your memories.
278
00:12:49,030 --> 00:12:50,860
It's about you getting closure.
279
00:12:50,940 --> 00:12:54,380
Now the emotions you're feeling won't be resolved
until you know whathey're about.
280
00:12:54,490 --> 00:12:56,350
I don't know.
281
00:12:56,440 --> 00:12:58,750
Come on. Talk to susan.
282
00:12:59,060 --> 00:13:00,360
What could it hurt?
283
00:13:02,600 --> 00:13:04,790
That's awesome.
I love model airplanes.
284
00:13:04,800 --> 00:13:06,890
- So you'll help me put it together?
- Sure.
285
00:13:06,900 --> 00:13:08,290
I'll see you tomorrow after school.
286
00:13:08,300 --> 00:13:09,790
Can you come at 7:00 instead?
287
00:13:09,800 --> 00:13:10,690
Why so late?
288
00:13:10,700 --> 00:13:13,190
Mom says I can't play till
I finish my homework.
289
00:13:13,200 --> 00:13:14,590
Bye.
290
00:13:15,200 --> 00:13:16,190
He's coming.
291
00:13:16,200 --> 00:13:18,390
So can I stay up and watch my show now?
292
00:13:18,700 --> 00:13:21,790
You can stay up as late as you want,champ.
293
00:13:21,800 --> 00:13:23,590
Tomorrow...
294
00:13:24,300 --> 00:13:27,090
you are going to have an early night.
295
00:13:31,800 --> 00:13:33,290
your father's been up there 20 minutes.
296
00:13:33,300 --> 00:13:34,990
- Are you sure he's ok?
- He's fine.
297
00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:36,290
He always lies down after dinner.
298
00:13:36,300 --> 00:13:39,890
He says it helps his digestion.
relax.It's going very well.
299
00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:41,890
I set your mother on fire.
300
00:13:41,900 --> 00:13:44,190
And you've been relentlessly
charming ever since.
301
00:13:44,200 --> 00:13:48,090
Trust me,when she looks back at tonight,
she won't even remember the fire.
302
00:13:52,300 --> 00:13:53,690
but she may remember this.
303
00:13:53,700 --> 00:13:57,390
Oh, my god!I'm so sorry!Are you all right?
304
00:13:57,400 --> 00:13:59,290
Yes, I'm perfectly fine.
305
00:13:59,600 --> 00:14:02,090
At least this blouse made
it through dinner.
306
00:14:02,100 --> 00:14:03,990
Let me get you a towel.
307
00:14:13,700 --> 00:14:14,790
Hello!
308
00:14:15,300 --> 00:14:16,790
Oh, I hope you don't mind.
309
00:14:17,600 --> 00:14:20,690
Dahlia has a birthday coming up,
and I saw this hanging there,
310
00:14:20,700 --> 00:14:23,190
and I thought, "a robe!
311
00:14:23,200 --> 00:14:24,690
Well, there's a notion.
312
00:14:24,700 --> 00:14:26,590
" So I just tried it on...
313
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:29,590
to get a sense of the drape.
314
00:14:30,400 --> 00:14:33,390
Were you also thinking
of getting her a lace bra?
315
00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:35,690
Oh, dear god!
316
00:14:36,400 --> 00:14:38,990
Please don't mentionhis
to any of my family.
317
00:14:39,200 --> 00:14:41,090
Just take the robe off.
318
00:14:44,200 --> 00:14:46,490
And whatever you have on underneath...
319
00:14:46,500 --> 00:14:48,690
consider that yours.
320
00:14:49,700 --> 00:14:53,390
Be reasonable, dear.
I'm only trying to protect you.
321
00:14:53,400 --> 00:14:54,390
From susan?
322
00:14:54,500 --> 00:14:55,890
Well, she doesn't care about my money.
323
00:14:55,900 --> 00:14:57,190
She's never asked me for a cent.
324
00:14:57,200 --> 00:14:59,990
Your logic is as wobbly
as the dining room chairs
325
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:01,690
she can't affordo replace.
326
00:15:01,700 --> 00:15:04,990
I love susan,
and I won't ask heto do this.
327
00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:08,490
Oh, hello.Mother's fine.
I-I found her a sweater.
328
00:15:09,700 --> 00:15:12,790
- so,uh,what won't you ask me?
- Nothing.
329
00:15:12,900 --> 00:15:15,990
I was wondering
if you'd object to signing a document
330
00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:20,190
that says should you and ian part ways,
331
00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:25,890
you'll accept a cash settlement and
not go after the money he inherits from us.
332
00:15:27,100 --> 00:15:28,690
You mean a prenup?
333
00:15:28,700 --> 00:15:30,790
Please try to understand.
334
00:15:30,800 --> 00:15:34,590
Our country estate has been
in our family for generations.
335
00:15:34,900 --> 00:15:39,690
We want it preserved for
the children we hope ian will have,
336
00:15:39,700 --> 00:15:42,390
not lost in some pricey divorce.
337
00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:44,590
Well, who's getting divorced?
338
00:15:44,600 --> 00:15:46,690
I'm in this for keeps.
339
00:15:46,700 --> 00:15:48,590
I'm sure you said the same
to your first husband
340
00:15:48,600 --> 00:15:51,490
before you bolted with all you could carry.
341
00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:55,290
- Okay, hey--
- mother, susan is not signing anything.
342
00:15:56,100 --> 00:15:57,590
Fine.
343
00:15:57,800 --> 00:15:59,990
Then we'll leave it all to your brother.
344
00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:02,090
Oh,do you think nigel's
going to give you a grandson?
345
00:16:02,100 --> 00:16:04,190
He's an alcoholic homosexual.
346
00:16:04,200 --> 00:16:07,290
With a castle at stake,
he can learn a new skill.
347
00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:09,190
Okay, stop this.
348
00:16:09,200 --> 00:16:11,590
We invited you here to
celebrate our engagement.
349
00:16:11,600 --> 00:16:14,390
Now I'm divorced,
and ian's disinherited?
350
00:16:14,400 --> 00:16:15,690
Hello.
351
00:16:15,900 --> 00:16:19,590
- Have I missed anything?
- We'll be going soon.
352
00:16:19,600 --> 00:16:22,590
Please, don't be offended.
353
00:16:22,800 --> 00:16:28,090
All of us go into marriage convinced
that everything will be perfect.
354
00:16:28,100 --> 00:16:30,190
God knows I did.
355
00:16:30,200 --> 00:16:35,390
And then one day,
I found a bill for some expensive lingerie--
356
00:16:35,400 --> 00:16:39,790
bustiers,peignoirs--
none of it in my size.
357
00:16:39,800 --> 00:16:41,990
Certainly opened my eyes.
358
00:16:42,500 --> 00:16:44,490
But I-I'm not like my father.
359
00:16:44,900 --> 00:16:46,590
Trust him, he's not.
360
00:16:47,900 --> 00:16:49,990
I'm sorry, ian.
361
00:16:57,700 --> 00:16:59,590
Hey, guys.
362
00:16:59,600 --> 00:17:01,190
uh, hey, mrs.Scavo.
363
00:17:01,200 --> 00:17:02,890
I'm--I'm sorry.
We were just taking a quick break.
364
00:17:02,900 --> 00:17:03,990
We'll--we'll get back to work.
365
00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:06,390
No.No, don't be silly.
366
00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:08,090
Who am I--tom?
367
00:17:08,100 --> 00:17:10,590
I'm one of you guys.Sit down.
368
00:17:12,500 --> 00:17:13,490
Hey...
369
00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:16,790
you know what we could use?
370
00:17:18,800 --> 00:17:23,790
A good old-fashioned bitch session,
get some stuff off our chests.
371
00:17:23,800 --> 00:17:27,290
So what's bugging you guys?
Okay, I'll go first.
372
00:17:27,300 --> 00:17:31,390
How do we feel about these uniforms?
A little..."eh"?
373
00:17:34,800 --> 00:17:36,190
they're okay.
374
00:17:36,200 --> 00:17:38,890
But, hey, why--
why do we have to pool our tips?
375
00:17:38,900 --> 00:17:40,690
Why can't we just keep what we earn?
376
00:17:41,800 --> 00:17:42,590
good point, good point.
377
00:17:42,600 --> 00:17:46,590
But right now we're talking about
these ugly-ass uniforms.
378
00:17:46,600 --> 00:17:47,890
You know what bugs me?
379
00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:49,590
No health benefits.
380
00:17:49,600 --> 00:17:51,190
I'm kind of worried about this mole
that I found--
381
00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:56,590
focus, people!The subject is shirts.
It's killing morale.
382
00:17:56,600 --> 00:17:59,490
- Well, I kinda like 'em.
- Really, kim?
383
00:17:59,800 --> 00:18:00,890
'Cause...
384
00:18:00,900 --> 00:18:03,890
I heard one of your customers say
that when halloween comes around,
385
00:18:03,900 --> 00:18:06,890
we should stick a candle in your mouth.
386
00:18:07,100 --> 00:18:08,690
See?Morale.
387
00:18:08,700 --> 00:18:11,190
You guys need to stand up for yourselves.
388
00:18:11,200 --> 00:18:12,290
It's your right--
389
00:18:12,300 --> 00:18:17,790
no,it's your obligation to go to management
and demand new shirts.
390
00:18:17,800 --> 00:18:21,890
And if management doesn't like it,
you tell him he can go screw!
391
00:18:21,900 --> 00:18:24,090
Okay, okay.
392
00:18:24,100 --> 00:18:27,490
Break's over, people.
I'm gonna go find tom and talk.
393
00:18:27,800 --> 00:18:30,290
Oh!Good.
394
00:18:39,400 --> 00:18:42,190
I can't believe you tried
to undermine me like this.
395
00:18:42,200 --> 00:18:44,990
Well, you gave me no choice.
396
00:18:45,600 --> 00:18:47,090
It's just a uniform.
397
00:18:47,100 --> 00:18:48,790
Why can't you wear it?
398
00:18:48,800 --> 00:18:51,690
- Because I need to win one, tom.
- What?
399
00:18:51,700 --> 00:18:55,790
You keep ordering me around and
disagreeing with me and ovruling me,
400
00:18:55,800 --> 00:18:57,090
and I'm sick of it.
401
00:18:57,100 --> 00:18:59,690
We have to do things my way
at least every once in a while.
402
00:18:59,700 --> 00:19:01,290
This was the deal, lynette.
403
00:19:01,300 --> 00:19:03,390
You agreed.I'm in charge here.
404
00:19:03,400 --> 00:19:04,390
You're in charge at home.
405
00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:05,790
Except we're never home.
We live here.
406
00:19:05,800 --> 00:19:08,390
Our marriage happens here.
407
00:19:10,700 --> 00:19:12,890
Okay, you know what?
We can't talk about this now.
408
00:19:12,900 --> 00:19:14,590
We open in ten minutes.
409
00:19:14,600 --> 00:19:16,490
- Maybe later we can--
- later I'll be asleep,
410
00:19:16,500 --> 00:19:18,790
and then I will be back here
before you wake up.
411
00:19:18,800 --> 00:19:20,390
We gotta deal with this now.
412
00:19:20,700 --> 00:19:22,790
Okay, all right...
413
00:19:24,300 --> 00:19:25,490
we're gonnadeal with this now.
414
00:19:25,500 --> 00:19:27,290
I'm gonna get ready for the dinner rush,
415
00:19:27,300 --> 00:19:29,790
and you're gonna wear the damn uniform.
416
00:19:38,800 --> 00:19:42,090
- No.
- What?
417
00:19:43,800 --> 00:19:45,090
I'm going home.
418
00:19:46,600 --> 00:19:48,290
You're walking out on me?
419
00:19:50,600 --> 00:19:53,690
I told you orange meant
something bad was gonna happen.
420
00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:12,090
Hi.Remember me?
421
00:20:12,100 --> 00:20:13,290
I had dinner here the other night.
422
00:20:13,300 --> 00:20:15,190
Anyway,I was driving through
your neighborhood after having,
423
00:20:15,200 --> 00:20:16,090
like, three iced teas,
424
00:20:16,100 --> 00:20:18,590
and I really have to go to the bathroom.
Do you mind?
425
00:20:41,200 --> 00:20:45,390
you and I are gonna be so happy together.
426
00:21:15,700 --> 00:21:17,890
I feel 10 pounds lighter.
Thank you.
427
00:21:24,700 --> 00:21:26,090
Hey, you got a minute?
428
00:21:26,100 --> 00:21:28,290
I, uh, i need your help with something.
429
00:21:29,300 --> 00:21:31,990
- I should probably get these inside.
- Please, I...
430
00:21:32,500 --> 00:21:34,390
I need to ask you about a movie.
431
00:21:38,600 --> 00:21:40,190
And so the last part I remember,
432
00:21:40,200 --> 00:21:43,490
the girl is putting these
raw pancakes in front of him,
433
00:21:43,500 --> 00:21:45,190
and then something else funny happened.
434
00:21:45,400 --> 00:21:47,890
I don't remember.
It was just a stupid chick flick.
435
00:21:49,200 --> 00:21:51,490
mike, it wasn't a movie.
That was us.
436
00:21:52,100 --> 00:21:55,690
- What?
- Yeah.
437
00:21:57,100 --> 00:21:58,990
that was the first night
that we spent together.
438
00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:00,690
I wanted to surprise you.
439
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:02,390
With raw pancakes?
440
00:22:02,500 --> 00:22:04,290
Well, they weren't all raw.
441
00:22:04,300 --> 00:22:07,490
I was trying to spell "mike,"
and the "m" was goopy,
442
00:22:07,500 --> 00:22:09,690
but the "ike" was delicious.
You loved it.
443
00:22:09,700 --> 00:22:10,690
I did, huh?
444
00:22:10,700 --> 00:22:11,990
Actually, no, it was gross.
445
00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:13,190
But you were really sweet.
446
00:22:13,200 --> 00:22:15,890
You just gave me a lot of
kisses and said not to worry,
447
00:22:15,900 --> 00:22:18,590
I'd get a lot of chances
to make you pancakes 'cause...
448
00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:21,290
'cause I was planning on spending
the rest of...
449
00:22:21,900 --> 00:22:23,990
my mornings with you.
450
00:22:26,200 --> 00:22:28,390
You remember.
451
00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:30,390
Yeah.
452
00:22:35,100 --> 00:22:39,290
I should go 'cause, um,
ian's parents are here.
453
00:22:46,750 --> 00:22:47,430
it's nice to see you.
454
00:22:47,480 --> 00:22:49,550
Thank you both for coming.
455
00:22:50,020 --> 00:22:54,150
You know, I-I know I've said it ten times, but you look fantastic.
456
00:22:54,320 --> 00:22:55,890
And my offer still stands.
457
00:22:55,920 --> 00:22:57,860
You do not have to pafor my dress.
458
00:22:57,910 --> 00:23:02,380
Come on.You only needed it for my luncheon,
and it looks like it cost a bundle.
459
00:23:02,430 --> 00:23:04,690
Trust me, it was a steal.
460
00:23:04,730 --> 00:23:08,510
I'm gonna go powder my nose, and then you can start showing me off.
461
00:23:11,860 --> 00:23:13,970
Heads-up-- I just saw your ex-wife.
462
00:23:14,010 --> 00:23:15,600
Ugh, what is she doing here?
463
00:23:15,640 --> 00:23:18,060
Some friend of hers is getting a plaque, too.
464
00:23:18,090 --> 00:23:20,460
You want to duck out after your speech?
465
00:23:20,500 --> 00:23:21,410
Are you kidding?
466
00:23:21,430 --> 00:23:25,250
I can't wait till she gets a good, long look at gaby.
467
00:23:34,170 --> 00:23:38,180
Hey.Hello.
468
00:23:38,490 --> 00:23:40,860
I love your dress.
469
00:23:40,900 --> 00:23:41,880
Thanks.
470
00:23:41,900 --> 00:23:43,390
It's one-of-a-kind, isn't it?
471
00:23:43,420 --> 00:23:44,940
Yeah, couture.
472
00:23:44,970 --> 00:23:47,920
Mm.Undari?
473
00:23:48,240 --> 00:23:49,720
Wow, good eye.
474
00:23:49,740 --> 00:23:53,860
Well, I do have an unfair advantage.
475
00:23:53,890 --> 00:23:56,980
I bought it.
476
00:23:57,350 --> 00:24:00,980
- So you're, uh...
- uh-huh.
477
00:24:01,040 --> 00:24:03,970
Well, first, let me just say you have amazing taste.
478
00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:06,620
if we had met in any other context, we would so get along.
479
00:24:06,640 --> 00:24:12,420
I left those clothes with victor so he could store them,
not loan them to his sluts.
480
00:24:12,590 --> 00:24:16,630
Okay, you're mad, so I'm just gonna blow right by that slut crack.
481
00:24:16,670 --> 00:24:19,100
I want my dress back now.
482
00:24:19,130 --> 00:24:20,550
Okay, let's be reasonable.
483
00:24:20,590 --> 00:24:22,640
You can't wear two dresses to one lunch.
484
00:24:22,680 --> 00:24:24,190
It's not like I have a spare in the car.
485
00:24:24,210 --> 00:24:25,800
Not my problem.
486
00:24:25,820 --> 00:24:27,520
Give me back the dress.
487
00:24:27,550 --> 00:24:28,940
Go ahead.Yell all you want.
488
00:24:28,960 --> 00:24:31,840
You can't force me to take off this dress.
489
00:24:31,970 --> 00:24:34,480
This is pepper spray.
490
00:24:34,510 --> 00:24:38,230
In three seconds, your eyeballs will be on fire.
491
00:24:39,540 --> 00:24:42,200
Could you help me with the clasp?
492
00:24:44,510 --> 00:24:48,950
hello, samantha.I heard you were...isn't that gaby's dress?
493
00:24:52,710 --> 00:24:55,670
gaby?You in there?
494
00:24:57,450 --> 00:24:59,030
Hey, victor.
495
00:24:59,060 --> 00:25:03,520
Uh, you're probably wondering why I've been in here so long.
496
00:25:03,540 --> 00:25:05,810
Funny story-- I ran into your ex-wife.
497
00:25:05,830 --> 00:25:08,570
Yeah, she, uh, brought me up to speed.
498
00:25:22,430 --> 00:25:24,980
okay, it's time for bed, travers.
499
00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:28,570
But I wanna show carlos my new turtle.
500
00:25:28,600 --> 00:25:31,590
Oh.Right.I'm tired.
501
00:25:31,610 --> 00:25:33,710
That's okay, buddy.I gotta get going anyway.
502
00:25:33,740 --> 00:25:35,630
Hey, you haven't even finished your wine.
503
00:25:35,660 --> 00:25:36,960
Sorry, early day tomorrow.
504
00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:39,680
Come on, kiddo.I'll tuck you in.
505
00:25:57,870 --> 00:25:59,960
sleep tight, travers.
506
00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:03,650
Oh, no!I'm such a klutz.I think I broke it.
507
00:26:03,680 --> 00:26:06,500
Nah, nah, it's just a flap.I can fix that.
508
00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:14,780
Uh, edie?
509
00:26:14,870 --> 00:26:16,660
Yeah?
510
00:26:16,680 --> 00:26:18,700
I can't see what I'm doing here.
511
00:26:18,710 --> 00:26:21,480
Oh.I'm sorry.
512
00:26:23,190 --> 00:26:28,420
maybe I should watch so that if it breaks again, I can fix it.
513
00:26:28,440 --> 00:26:33,080
Okay, um, so this hinge needs to go in at this angle...
514
00:26:33,090 --> 00:26:35,130
so that the flap works.
515
00:26:35,150 --> 00:26:36,250
Mmm.See?
516
00:26:36,280 --> 00:26:39,290
God, you're so mechanical.
517
00:26:39,650 --> 00:26:41,890
Edie, what are you doing?
518
00:26:41,920 --> 00:26:44,690
Learning about flaps.
519
00:26:44,840 --> 00:26:47,360
Nah, I think you're coming on to me.
520
00:26:47,400 --> 00:26:49,290
maybe.
521
00:26:49,320 --> 00:26:52,720
Okay, edie, no.Come on.
522
00:26:52,760 --> 00:26:54,880
We're close friends, and I don't want to ruinhat.
523
00:26:54,920 --> 00:26:56,780
Oh, we're not that close.
524
00:26:56,820 --> 00:26:58,600
Let's just do it and see where it goes.
525
00:26:58,630 --> 00:27:00,800
Okay, you know what?It wouldn't go anywhere.
526
00:27:00,840 --> 00:27:02,670
Why not?
527
00:27:03,430 --> 00:27:07,160
mm, 'cause...I'm looking for a girl who wants to settle down
528
00:27:07,180 --> 00:27:10,650
and be in a serious relationship, and you're not that type.
529
00:27:10,680 --> 00:27:14,450
Oh?What type am I?
530
00:27:14,490 --> 00:27:20,390
You're...the fun type, who likes to dress sexy and go out and meet new people,
531
00:27:20,420 --> 00:27:24,870
and then go out the next night and meet another...new people.
532
00:27:24,890 --> 00:27:26,620
you think I'm promiscuous?
533
00:27:26,640 --> 00:27:30,250
I'm just saying, for a house on a cul-de-sac, this place sees a lot of traffic.
534
00:27:30,260 --> 00:27:35,810
Just because I'm popular doesn't mean that I'm incapable of a lasting commitment.
535
00:27:35,830 --> 00:27:37,510
Look, you can't even commit to your kid.
536
00:27:37,540 --> 00:27:40,710
He's here for a month, and you keep dumping him on neighbors so you can go shopping.
537
00:27:40,730 --> 00:27:44,060
That is, when you're not using him for sex bait.
538
00:27:46,550 --> 00:27:49,300
Get out of my house.
539
00:27:56,360 --> 00:27:58,430
tom, it's me again.
540
00:27:58,460 --> 00:28:00,210
You should've been home 30 minutes ago.
541
00:28:00,230 --> 00:28:01,420
I know.You're still mad.
542
00:28:01,440 --> 00:28:04,520
I am, to so why don't you come home and we can be mad together?
543
00:28:04,550 --> 00:28:06,680
See you soon.
544
00:28:06,730 --> 00:28:08,630
so what kind of orange is this shirt?
545
00:28:08,640 --> 00:28:11,630
Like a salmon or a coral?
546
00:28:12,540 --> 00:28:14,460
Oh, cheese doodle.
547
00:28:14,500 --> 00:28:17,650
Exactly, and I'm supposed to wear that every damn day.
548
00:28:17,670 --> 00:28:19,250
Oh, please.It's not that bad.
549
00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:21,110
I once worked at this fish-and-ch place.
550
00:28:21,140 --> 00:28:24,240
I had to wear an eye patch and a stuffed parrot on my shoulder.
551
00:28:24,270 --> 00:28:27,280
"Would you like to hear arrr specials?
552
00:28:27,740 --> 00:28:30,670
" why dot you just tell tom to pick another color?
553
00:28:30,710 --> 00:28:32,160
This isn't about the shirt anymore.
554
00:28:32,180 --> 00:28:34,280
This is about us working together.
555
00:28:34,300 --> 00:28:36,000
Every day it's a battle.
556
00:28:36,030 --> 00:28:38,350
It's hurting our marriage.
557
00:28:38,460 --> 00:28:39,660
You know what?
558
00:28:39,690 --> 00:28:42,050
I'll just tell tom I need to step back.
559
00:28:42,080 --> 00:28:43,260
You mean quit?
560
00:28:43,280 --> 00:28:46,250
Yeah.We could hire a manager or something.
561
00:28:46,270 --> 00:28:50,500
Wow.How do you think tom's gonna feel about that?
562
00:28:50,530 --> 00:28:54,560
Well, once he decides to stop hiding, I can ask him.
563
00:28:55,450 --> 00:28:57,570
You know what?I'm tired of waiting.
564
00:28:57,600 --> 00:29:00,260
I'm gonna go down there and I'm gonna talk to him.
565
00:29:00,290 --> 00:29:02,550
See you guys later.
566
00:29:06,610 --> 00:29:09,160
So I guess this means we're babysitting the kids, huh?
567
00:29:09,180 --> 00:29:11,000
Guess so.
568
00:29:11,020 --> 00:29:13,140
I'm an idiot.Would you guys mind...
569
00:29:13,160 --> 00:29:16,000
we got it.Just go.
570
00:29:28,830 --> 00:29:31,920
Tom!Come on!
571
00:29:31,930 --> 00:29:35,160
I know you're still here.
572
00:29:35,510 --> 00:29:38,370
You realize what time it is?
573
00:29:38,380 --> 00:29:40,980
I know!You're mad.
574
00:29:41,240 --> 00:29:46,450
But you just...you can't avoid me all night.
575
00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:52,690
oh, my god!Oh, my god!
576
00:29:52,710 --> 00:29:54,710
Oh, tom.tommy...
577
00:29:54,740 --> 00:29:57,260
okay, okay, you're breathing.
578
00:29:57,280 --> 00:30:00,070
That's good.
579
00:30:02,270 --> 00:30:06,300
hello?Hi.There's something wrong, yeah, with my husband.
580
00:30:06,450 --> 00:30:10,020
I don't--I don't know.He's unconscious.
581
00:30:10,060 --> 00:30:12,780
357 hawthorne place.
582
00:30:12,810 --> 00:30:15,060
Okay, could you please hurry?
583
00:30:15,070 --> 00:30:18,570
Thank you.Yes.
584
00:30:25,400 --> 00:30:27,550
listen to me.
585
00:30:28,220 --> 00:30:31,580
I forbid you to die.
586
00:30:33,020 --> 00:30:37,690
If you leave me with a mortgage and a restaurant and five kids,
587
00:30:37,700 --> 00:30:42,570
I swear I will track you into the deepest pit of hell and make you pay.
588
00:30:42,610 --> 00:30:45,980
Do you hear me?
589
00:30:46,370 --> 00:30:49,650
Come on, baby...
590
00:30:50,210 --> 00:30:52,540
oh, please.
591
00:30:53,070 --> 00:30:55,900
So that's it?He threw out his back?
592
00:30:55,930 --> 00:30:57,830
Oh, thank god.
593
00:30:57,860 --> 00:30:59,920
I'm guessing he passed out from the pain.
594
00:30:59,960 --> 00:31:01,510
Mm.But I wanna be clear.
595
00:31:01,550 --> 00:31:03,510
A ruptured disc is very serious.
596
00:31:03,550 --> 00:31:04,880
He'll need surgery.
597
00:31:04,920 --> 00:31:07,090
It'll be a while before he's back on his feet.
598
00:31:07,130 --> 00:31:08,440
How much of a while?
599
00:31:08,480 --> 00:31:09,640
We, three months.
600
00:31:09,680 --> 00:31:10,850
Three months?
601
00:31:10,880 --> 00:31:13,560
Even then, he'll need to go easy.
602
00:31:13,590 --> 00:31:15,740
What sort of work does he do?
603
00:31:15,770 --> 00:31:17,290
We run a restaurant.
604
00:31:17,320 --> 00:31:20,500
Mm.He shouldn't go back for four or five months.
605
00:31:20,540 --> 00:31:23,310
Restaurant work is very stressful.
606
00:31:23,980 --> 00:31:26,910
Yeah, it is.
607
00:31:34,240 --> 00:31:39,160
- What's that?
- Oh, it's the prenup my parents want you to sign.
608
00:31:40,040 --> 00:31:42,450
And you brought it to bed?
609
00:31:43,050 --> 00:31:45,840
okay, romance tip number one--
610
00:31:45,870 --> 00:31:47,980
sorry.I just can't get that off my mind.
611
00:31:48,030 --> 00:31:50,070
I keep thinking, why all thisngodly fuss?
612
00:31:50,090 --> 00:31:52,520
Susan's not in this for money and heirlooms.
613
00:31:52,560 --> 00:31:55,160
Thank you.I don't want your family's stuff.
614
00:31:55,180 --> 00:31:57,220
What am I gonna do with half a castle?
615
00:31:57,250 --> 00:31:58,860
exactly.
616
00:31:58,890 --> 00:32:02,710
- So why not just sign it?
- Huh?
617
00:32:02,770 --> 00:32:04,220
Well, I mean, looking at it rationally,
618
00:32:04,260 --> 00:32:06,470
what's the difference between making the promise you just made to me
619
00:32:06,500 --> 00:32:09,590
and making the same promise on paper?
620
00:32:10,110 --> 00:32:14,870
Um...well, the difference is huge.
621
00:32:14,900 --> 00:32:18,510
I mean, one way you're trusting me, and...
622
00:32:18,540 --> 00:32:21,970
and the other way, you're trying to make it official.
623
00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:24,930
But isn't that what marriage is-- making your love official?
624
00:32:24,950 --> 00:32:30,190
Ian, do you really want to start our life together making me feel like...
625
00:32:30,210 --> 00:32:32,230
I'm on probation?
626
00:32:32,250 --> 00:32:34,770
You know that I trust you.
627
00:32:34,790 --> 00:32:38,540
This isn't about my fears.It's about my parents.
628
00:32:38,560 --> 00:32:41,100
Really?
629
00:32:41,130 --> 00:32:44,330
I think it's about someone else.
630
00:32:44,660 --> 00:32:48,580
He just wanted me to help him remember something.
631
00:32:48,600 --> 00:32:50,970
Who?Mike.
632
00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:52,650
I saw you watching us.
633
00:32:52,670 --> 00:32:54,660
We were just talking.
634
00:32:54,670 --> 00:32:57,890
I never thought anything else.
635
00:33:02,920 --> 00:33:05,000
Okay, I'll sign it.
636
00:33:05,030 --> 00:33:08,460
W-well...at least read it first.
637
00:33:08,490 --> 00:33:11,760
I don't need to.I trust you.
638
00:33:20,760 --> 00:33:22,440
oh.Hi, mike.
639
00:33:22,470 --> 00:33:25,220
So tell me.I've been dying to know.
640
00:33:25,250 --> 00:33:26,360
Did you talk to susan?
641
00:33:26,390 --> 00:33:28,950
Could she remember what the movie was?
642
00:33:28,990 --> 00:33:31,850
Actually...no.
643
00:33:31,900 --> 00:33:33,420
Ah, well, hang in there.
644
00:33:33,440 --> 00:33:34,410
We'll figure it out.
645
00:33:34,450 --> 00:33:37,080
It's just a matter of time before everything starts coming back.
646
00:33:37,110 --> 00:33:38,290
Here, have a seat.
647
00:33:38,330 --> 00:33:45,640
Uh, listen, you've been really helpful the last few months,
but I think I'm done here.
648
00:33:45,680 --> 00:33:49,440
Mike, I-I know this can be a frustrating process.
649
00:33:49,460 --> 00:33:55,670
But if you give up now, there are so many memories that could be lost to you.
650
00:33:56,650 --> 00:33:59,530
Yeah, I'm okay with that.
651
00:34:04,740 --> 00:34:07,060
Oh, my god.How many did you take?
652
00:34:07,100 --> 00:34:10,300
Sorry.I wanted options.
653
00:34:10,370 --> 00:34:13,030
Stop judging me.I was hopped up on couture.
654
00:34:13,070 --> 00:34:15,760
Hey, you know, it's not funny.Samantha called her lawyer.
655
00:34:15,800 --> 00:34:18,060
What?Yeah.Over a dress?
656
00:34:18,090 --> 00:34:19,000
God, what a bitch.
657
00:34:19,030 --> 00:34:21,870
Hey!Don't call her that.
658
00:34:21,900 --> 00:34:24,520
She threatened me with mace and then slugged you.
659
00:34:24,530 --> 00:34:25,520
Now you're on her side?
660
00:34:25,550 --> 00:34:29,070
Gaby, I didn't marry an angry woman.I just divorced one.
661
00:34:29,100 --> 00:34:31,480
What happened?Did you have some little mistress on the side?
662
00:34:31,510 --> 00:34:35,490
Worse.I treated her like she was the mistress.
663
00:34:35,520 --> 00:34:39,140
I set her up in a nice house, I gave her an allowance...
664
00:34:39,570 --> 00:34:43,180
and then I-I came and went as I pleased.
665
00:34:44,080 --> 00:34:50,090
She was always there when I needed her, but if she needed me, well...
666
00:34:51,500 --> 00:34:57,020
and if she wasn't happy, she could always go out and buy a nice new dress.
667
00:34:58,090 --> 00:35:02,450
You saw the closet, so you know just how happy she was.
668
00:35:06,140 --> 00:35:08,510
what?
669
00:35:10,450 --> 00:35:17,420
I've known you for two weeks, and this is the first glimpse
of a guy I could actually like.
670
00:35:17,480 --> 00:35:20,710
A clueless, emotionally stunted workaholic?
671
00:35:20,750 --> 00:35:23,440
A guy who can admit he screwed up,
672
00:35:23,480 --> 00:35:28,340
one who's not trying to impress me every second of the day with
how perfect and charming he is.
673
00:35:28,370 --> 00:35:31,480
I wouldn't mind seeing more of that guy.
674
00:35:31,570 --> 00:35:34,060
Well, his schedule's wide open.
675
00:35:34,090 --> 00:35:35,980
How about dinner tomorrow night?
676
00:35:36,030 --> 00:35:38,420
I'd love to.
677
00:35:38,440 --> 00:35:41,270
Although what am i gonna wear now?
678
00:35:43,490 --> 00:35:45,610
doesn't matter.
679
00:35:45,640 --> 00:35:47,260
'Cause I'm just gonna talk you out of it.
680
00:35:48,110 --> 00:35:50,880
look who's back-- mr.Cocky.
681
00:35:50,910 --> 00:35:53,660
He never leaves for long, does he, that guy?
682
00:36:04,300 --> 00:36:08,090
Are there any points you'd like to discuss before you sign?
683
00:36:08,130 --> 00:36:12,380
I'd like you to say, "we don't need this.We trust you.
684
00:36:13,660 --> 00:36:17,010
" But you don't, so, uh, I'll sign it.
685
00:36:17,040 --> 00:36:21,760
And once I do, I am going to earn your trust by being a good wife to ian.
686
00:36:21,780 --> 00:36:23,830
Well, we're sure you will be.
687
00:36:23,850 --> 00:36:27,810
Um, sign all three copies, please.
688
00:36:30,550 --> 00:36:35,540
I mean it.I am going to be loving and faithful and above all, honest.
689
00:36:35,580 --> 00:36:38,400
There'll be no secrets with ian.
690
00:36:42,070 --> 00:36:44,870
I'll tell him everything.
691
00:36:45,360 --> 00:36:47,940
Well, we applaud your candor.
692
00:36:47,970 --> 00:36:54,280
What I'm trying to say is, there'll be no topic that I need to...skirt,
693
00:36:55,770 --> 00:37:00,940
no issue that I won'T...address.
694
00:37:02,960 --> 00:37:09,220
I won't conceal my true thoughts under garments of secrecy.
695
00:37:10,410 --> 00:37:12,280
Good for you.Now if you'll just sign--
696
00:37:12,320 --> 00:37:15,350
oh, for god sakes, dahlia.Anyone can see she's not a fortune hunter.
697
00:37:15,390 --> 00:37:16,670
Graham, what are you doing?
698
00:37:16,710 --> 00:37:17,920
She is willing to sign.
699
00:37:17,950 --> 00:37:20,740
Which proves she can be trusted.
700
00:37:23,940 --> 00:37:27,780
I'm sure you'll be a good wife to ian.
701
00:37:28,770 --> 00:37:31,860
You can count on it.
702
00:37:47,330 --> 00:37:50,240
I'm sorry ,carlos.
703
00:37:54,290 --> 00:37:56,320
Thanks for the flowers.
704
00:37:56,350 --> 00:37:59,730
You're welcome.come on.
705
00:38:00,150 --> 00:38:05,400
You know, about travers-- you can see him if you want.
706
00:38:05,430 --> 00:38:07,790
- He misses you.
- I miss him, too.
707
00:38:07,810 --> 00:38:10,010
Oh, and just so you know, he's at a sleepover,
708
00:38:10,040 --> 00:38:16,030
so I didn't leave him alone with a six-pack and some matches.
709
00:38:16,060 --> 00:38:18,440
Look, edie, um...
710
00:38:18,570 --> 00:38:21,750
- what I said about you the other day was-
- dead-on.
711
00:38:22,460 --> 00:38:24,640
You nailed me, carlos.
712
00:38:24,670 --> 00:38:27,780
Maybe not the way that I wanted you to, but still...
713
00:38:27,800 --> 00:38:30,170
but I had no right to judge you.
714
00:38:30,200 --> 00:38:34,680
Besides, the guys, the clothes, the partying-- that's you.
715
00:38:34,690 --> 00:38:37,290
I mean, that's the edie that we love.
716
00:38:37,310 --> 00:38:40,270
Well, I'm glad you love her, because I'm getting pretty tired of her.
717
00:38:40,300 --> 00:38:43,130
- Come on.
- I'm a 40-year-old party girl.
718
00:38:43,160 --> 00:38:47,310
Do you think that I don't know that my days are numbered?
719
00:38:47,350 --> 00:38:50,510
Yeah...I don't know what you want me to say here.
720
00:38:50,540 --> 00:38:53,770
Don't say anything.Just...
721
00:38:53,810 --> 00:39:00,350
stop seeing the person that I've been and start seeing the person I could be.
722
00:39:00,730 --> 00:39:06,160
Look at me, not the edie that I show the world.
723
00:39:08,920 --> 00:39:14,110
In fact...let's lose her.
724
00:39:14,940 --> 00:39:20,920
Forget the blouse that she wears because she knows it shows off her cleavage.
725
00:39:20,950 --> 00:39:23,660
Uh, edie, what are you doing?
726
00:39:25,760 --> 00:39:27,450
And the skirt...
727
00:39:27,470 --> 00:39:33,840
that's so short, because she knows that guys love long legs.
728
00:39:33,880 --> 00:39:36,920
And the heels...
729
00:39:37,190 --> 00:39:39,270
the ones that make her legs look even longer.
730
00:39:39,300 --> 00:39:41,150
Edie, please.
731
00:39:41,170 --> 00:39:47,930
Forget the bra that holds her breasts a little higher than
they are on their own these days.
732
00:39:52,870 --> 00:39:56,230
And the panties...
733
00:39:57,050 --> 00:40:02,830
the ones that hide the scar from my c-section.
734
00:40:11,640 --> 00:40:14,410
This is it.
735
00:40:14,450 --> 00:40:16,850
Hi, carlos.
736
00:40:16,890 --> 00:40:20,290
I'm edie.
737
00:40:20,940 --> 00:40:26,090
I might not be the woman that you thought I was under all of that...
738
00:40:27,010 --> 00:40:32,760
but I'm real, and I'm here.
739
00:40:35,650 --> 00:40:40,170
And I'm asking for a chance.
740
00:40:55,020 --> 00:40:57,270
oh.hey, andrew.
741
00:40:57,290 --> 00:41:00,960
Aw, thanks.He's gonna be okay.
742
00:41:00,990 --> 00:41:03,220
No.No, absolutely not.
743
00:41:03,250 --> 00:41:06,590
We will open tonight as usual.
744
00:41:06,610 --> 00:41:08,520
Hey, it's gonna be fine, andrew.
745
00:41:08,530 --> 00:41:11,280
I will take care of it.
746
00:41:11,280 --> 00:41:13,510
It's my job now.
747
00:41:13,520 --> 00:41:18,180
Mm-hmm.Okay.See you soon.Bye.
748
00:41:21,330 --> 00:41:25,820
in every housewife's closet there's an article of clothing
749
00:41:25,850 --> 00:41:30,970
that tells you more about its owner than she would want you to know.
750
00:41:31,050 --> 00:41:37,880
It might be a shirt that she despises but wears without complaint.
751
00:41:38,050 --> 00:41:46,730
Perhaps it's some lingerie she knows isn't hers but refuses to discuss...
752
00:41:48,120 --> 00:41:52,040
or a dress she once loved...
753
00:41:52,060 --> 00:41:56,630
that she can no longer bear to look at.
754
00:41:57,540 --> 00:42:04,270
Yes, you can learn a lot about women from what they choose to wear.
755
00:42:05,160 --> 00:42:14,670
You can learn even more by what they choose to take off,
and who they take it off for.
756
00:42:14,690 --> 00:42:17,690
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