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CHUCK: Fm Chuck. Here are things
yea might need ta know:
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Omen. A computer virus that can erase
a hundred zettabytes of data per second.
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It could take down the Internet
and erase every database,
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In truth, Chuck,
the virus is just a piece of the plan.
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- What happens now?
- That's the real surprise, isn't it?
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There. The Omen is officially unleashed
upon the world.
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[PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY]
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MAN: I'm not leaving
without my money back.
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Christmas cheer'? Try Christmas fear.
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A virus dubbed "the Omen“
has infected computers worldwide...
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...and it has Christmas shoppers
in a panic.
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Are their hard drives in danger
of being erased?
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Or is the virus a gag
that does nothing?
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Why panic? Ask yourself:
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-"What would baby Jesus do?"
- And you are?
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I'm Michael Tucker, assistant manager
of Burbank Buy More.
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I want customers to remember
the true meaning of Christmas...
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...and get back to what you're supposed
to be doing: buying stuff.
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Like this iPad, a bargain for 599.
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Honestly, it's overpriced.
You can get this on the Internet.
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See, everything is fine here
at the Buy More. Totally fine.
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No computer virus problems here.
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Dear God. Jeffrey. I need your help,
buddy. These people are animals.
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The virus is everywhere and nobody
knows how to stop it. Nobody knows.
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[TAKES DEEP BREATH]
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What is going on here?
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REPORTER [ON TV]:
Authorities do not know...
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...who is responsible for the Omen virus...
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...but assume
it is an act of cyberterrorism.
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Every prison cell in here is connected
to the mainframe.
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What if the Omen virus hits us?
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You worry too much.
Take another snort of almond-milk nog.
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[LOCK RELEASING]
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Do you hear that?
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[ALL GRUNTING]
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[BONES CRUNCH]
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DEVON:
Ellie, relax.
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We are so behind. We are
so crazy behind and I can't find it.
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- Find what?
- The star for the Christmas tree.
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- The one that Dad gave me.
- Deep breaths, namaste-style.
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Devon, it's Christmas Eve,
we are having a party in six hours.
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- What are you doing?
- I am Eleanor Woodcomb.
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Saying your name aloud helps
to calm you.
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Reminds you you're in control
of your own actions.
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- I am Eleanor Woodcomb.
- I am Eleanor Woodcomb.
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Yeah, that didn't work.
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Okay.
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What are you freaking out about?
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Because Christmas
was my first memory, okay?
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The presents,
the smell of fresh-baked cookies.
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I know Clara is young...
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...but I thought that maybe it could be
her first memory too and I just...
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I want everything to be perfect.
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All right, what's gonna turn that frown
upside down?
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A real tree, lights, fake snow,
and a picture of Clara on Santa's lap?
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- That's a tall order, babe.
- I know,
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But that is why I recruited someone
onto our team.
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[CELL PHONE RINGS]
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- Ellie.
ELLIE: Sarah, I need an update.
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It's okay.
Project Santa is under control.
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I got the decorations from your list.
Get the tree and snow.
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- Thanks.
- Okay, bye.
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[BEEPING]
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- Hey, Sarah.
- Your sister is in full Christmas mode.
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It wouldn't be Christmas with the
Bartowskis without a little bit of trauma.
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- Speaking of--
- No progress on the virus?
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Whoever's behind this is a ghost.
Untraceable.
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No such thing.
They just haven't slipped up yet.
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When they do? Carmichael Industries
will take them down.
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But for now, I promise,
nobody is gonna ruin our Christmas.
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Just everyone else's.
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Chuck, it's gonna be okay. Look, I'm
gonna lock up Castle and come home.
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Oh, by the way, will you tell Casey...
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...uh, Mr. Pippers, the Preppy Polar Bear,
has arrived.
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Mr. Pippers? Really?
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Oh, man, that's, like,
our favorite childhood toy, right?
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CHUCK: One of, yeah.
- Top five. Maybe.
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But still our generation.
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- Not really yours.
- Got it on eBay.
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Alex's mom said she used to run around
with a little bear thing like that.
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It's still in its original package.
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I thought it was a good idea.
Dumb, huh?
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No.
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It's actually quite touching.
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Like you're feeling
real human emotion.
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Don't you ever say that again,
and don't breathe a word of this to Alex.
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No. No. My lips are sealed. Presents
are sacred in the Grimes family.
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BECKMAN [OVER COMPUTER]: Gentlemen.
- General.
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BECKMAN:
We have an emergency.
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We know who-'s behind this.
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Merry Christmas, Sarah.
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- Miss me?
- Not for a second.
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[BOTH GRUNTING]
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That's no way
to treat an old boyfriend.
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[BOTH GRUNTING]
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Just give up, Walker,
You're no match for the Intersect.
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[BOTH GRUNTING]
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[SARAH GROANING]
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Comfy?
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No?
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Good.
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Sixty-nine percent complete.
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Only a couple more hours
before the virus activates,
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What are you doing, Shaw?
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You're the one behind the Omen?
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The plan?
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Surprise.
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Why?
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[CHUCKLES]
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Why stay in jail
when I could break out...
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...release the virus...
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...and take over the CIA?
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Oops.
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Gave away my plan.
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[CELL PHONE RINGS]
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Sarah, thank God. Shaw broke out
of prison. Where are you?
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- Sarah?
- Hello, nerd.
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Do me a favor?
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Tum on the monitor.
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Merry Christmas.
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Hey, can I tell you a story?
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You untie Sarah right now.
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There's this tradition in Germany,
where Santa Claus...
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...or Krampus, as they call him...
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...visits all the naughty children
on Christmas Eve,
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But instead of giving them coal...
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...he wakes them up,
and the naughtiest of children...
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...never see Christmas Day.
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- Let her go.
- Or what?
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No Sarah, no Intersect.
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You're worthless, Chuck.
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Put Castle on lockdown.
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Do everything I say or she dies.
Get my drift?
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- Why are you doing this?
- Because you put me in jail?
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Because of our last fight?
Because you tried to kill me?
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So much history, Chuck.
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Could be anything.
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- Fine. What do you want?
- The CIA base downtown.
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Break into Decker's office,
retrieve the Macau device, bring it to me.
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What is it? What does it look like?
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Figure it out. You have three hours.
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Don 'l you hurt her.
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Impressed?
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I implicated Chuck
in a massive conspiracy...
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...and captured his girl.
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All from an 8-by-8 cell.
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[GRUNTS]
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You?
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- Working with Clyde Decker? How?
- Decker was a slug.
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He tried to interrogate me and in
one flash, I knew all his filthy secrets.
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A little blackmail and his entire team
was working for me.
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You know what the best part is?
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There's nothing that Chuck can do
to stop me.
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MORGAN:
What now, Chuck?
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Chuck?
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Oh, boy.
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This is bad. This is really bad.
He is shutting down.
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CASEY:
Then we take care of Shaw ourselves.
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But he has the Intersect. We're gonna
need a plan, a really good plan.
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I've got the plan.
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Daniel Shaw murdered my father
and now he has my wife.
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He's gonna wish he never left
that prison cell.
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That plan's kind of vague.
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Morgan, I need you to reverse-engineer
that virus, Use the nerds.
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They're better than any computer expert
in the CIA.
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We need to figure out
what happens when that virus activates.
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- I'm on it.
- Casey, find alternate routes into Castle.
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I need options
in case I can't get the device.
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Whoa, whoa, hold on.
You're gonna break into the CIA?
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Decker's office is on level five.
Omega level.
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You go in alone, it's suicide.
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Who said anything
about going in there alone?
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The Macau device was stolen two
months ago from a Chinese company.
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It compresses huge quantities of data
to fit onto a single computer hard drive.
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Why would Shaw want it?
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I have no idea.
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What's the best way
to get into the CIA?
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There's only one way in.
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With me.
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I can'! tell you how happy I am
to hear you say that...
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...but you're putting yourself
on the line.
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This is my team.
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And nobody, especially Shaw,
is going to take us down.
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MORGAN: I got off the phone
with Buy More Corporate.
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They wanna know everything
there is to know about Omen virus.
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What happens when it activates? To
stop it, we need to know its next move.
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Fold.
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No. You are the only ones...
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...that understand C-plus-plus
and other languages.
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I need you to crack this thing. Do it now.
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[YAWNS]
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- Yeah. NI.
- What?
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- Not interested.
- Thank you.
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It's an immature response, I know,
but I too am under-incentivized.
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Until this virus is cracked, nobody's
buying any crap at the Buy More.
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Which means no double overtime
and no Christmas bonus.
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True. But it seems a little above
and beyond our usual duties.
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- Name your price.
- I got this.
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Ahem, I would like a 6-inch
classic Italian B.M.T, from Subway. Boom.
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- I was going to say a trip to the Bahamas.
- Subway. Done. I'll make it a footlong.
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Nice. Make mine flatbread, boys.
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I'm going into Castle,
in through the ducts.
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All right. Hey, be careful.
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[PEOPLE CHATTERING ANGRILY]
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It's a war zone.
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Some Scrooge stole Christmas
right out of the Buy More.
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Sorry to bother you.
Maybe we should just forget it.
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You kidding?
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Getting this angel her picture
might be the only cheer I get...
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...to spread around here this year.
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Let Santa just grab his suit.
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Damn hell.
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What kind of monster steals a Santa suit
on Christmas Eve,..
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...but leaves the eyebrows?
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I am Eleanor Woodcomb.
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Babe, don't worry,
I'm calling in the big guns.
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Chuck, there's been a robbery
at the Buy More.
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Now, brace yourself:
the Santa suit is gone.
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CHUCK [OVER PHONE]:
Oh, that's terrible.
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Sounds like someone could use
a dose of the Christmas spirit.
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Promise me that you and Sarah will
make it in time for Christmas dinner.
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- Ellie really needs her family right now.
- Yeah.
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Yeah, of course, buddy.
We wouldn't miss it for the world.
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My wife has been kidnapped...
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...and I'm officially ruining Christmas
for the children of Burbank,
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[BEEPS]
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We have a CIA Christmas party
to crash.
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Now, let's go save our girl.
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[GUN COCKS]
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[SHUDDERS]
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Why's it getting so cold in here?
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Tapped into the internal generator...
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...lowered the temperature
to stop the mainframe from overheating.
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Once the virus activates, the resulting
data influx could fry it in seconds.
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You with me?
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No, you're not.
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If you were,
you would've brought a coat. silly.
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You're going into hypothermia shock.
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Soon,
you'll be in and out of consciousness...
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...until finally,
your heart stops beating.
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Why don't you just kill me?
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Kill you?
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This is about you.
246
00:14:08,431 --> 00:14:12,436
Why do you think I wanted you in Castle
and I sent Chuck to the CIA?
247
00:14:13,019 --> 00:14:15,021
Both know
that you're the superior spy.
248
00:14:17,106 --> 00:14:18,779
- I've missed you.
- You're insane.
249
00:14:18,941 --> 00:14:21,945
What we had was special.
I know you felt it.
250
00:14:22,445 --> 00:14:25,119
You've laid in bed at night
thinking about me beside you.
251
00:14:25,281 --> 00:14:26,453
I'd rather be dead.
252
00:14:26,616 --> 00:14:27,959
[COMPUTER BEEPS]
253
00:14:28,826 --> 00:14:29,952
Got what I needed.
254
00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:32,793
SARAH [ON COMPUTER]:
This is Sarah Walker...
255
00:14:32,955 --> 00:14:35,629
...and Daniel Shaw
is in complete control of me.
256
00:14:35,792 --> 00:14:39,171
I don't know what your plan is,
but it's not gonna work.
257
00:14:40,463 --> 00:14:42,966
SARAH [ON COMPUTER]:
Shaw's so handsome and smart.
258
00:14:43,132 --> 00:14:47,433
- I bet he reads a lot of books.
- You think you can beat Chuck?
259
00:14:47,595 --> 00:14:49,313
You're not half the man that he is.
260
00:14:49,472 --> 00:14:52,271
SARAH [ON COMPUTER]:
You're not half the man that he is.
261
00:14:53,059 --> 00:14:54,936
This isn't about Chuck, Sarah.
262
00:14:55,436 --> 00:14:56,813
This really is about you.
263
00:14:57,814 --> 00:15:01,819
See, I'm finally gonna crush your soul.
264
00:15:02,610 --> 00:15:04,328
The way that you crushed mine.
265
00:15:07,115 --> 00:15:08,458
[BREATHING DEEPLY]
266
00:15:11,994 --> 00:15:13,211
[GRUNTING]
267
00:15:23,631 --> 00:15:28,387
Mm, twelve inches of bubbly cheese,
spicy pepperoni and ham.
268
00:15:28,886 --> 00:15:31,514
You really should try
the Fresh Fit option.
269
00:15:31,681 --> 00:15:34,025
No offense. Thank you.
270
00:15:34,183 --> 00:15:35,355
What have we got so far?
271
00:15:36,310 --> 00:15:39,655
All right, so if this virus hits
at the expected rate and magnitude...
272
00:15:39,814 --> 00:15:43,068
...everything electronic will shut down:
traffic lights, computers.
273
00:15:43,234 --> 00:15:46,158
Gad, can you imagine a world
without the Internet?
274
00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:47,412
What if it's up to us?
275
00:15:47,613 --> 00:15:49,365
Two Buy More employees left...
276
00:15:49,532 --> 00:15:52,661
...to stop the Omen virus
and save the world.
277
00:15:52,827 --> 00:15:55,671
Come on. Government
has their best people working on this.
278
00:15:55,830 --> 00:15:57,377
Right?
279
00:16:00,376 --> 00:16:02,378
[PEOPLE CHATTERING]
280
00:16:04,505 --> 00:16:06,678
BECKMAN:
God, I hate corporate Christmas parties.
281
00:16:06,841 --> 00:16:10,266
Everyone turns into sloppy,
embarrassing messes.
282
00:16:10,428 --> 00:16:13,557
Well, hello, Diane.
283
00:16:13,723 --> 00:16:15,725
Oh, Stan, not again.
284
00:16:15,892 --> 00:16:18,361
How about joining me
at the punch bowl?
285
00:16:18,519 --> 00:16:22,240
Enough.
You're embarrassing yourself, Stan.
286
00:16:22,398 --> 00:16:26,244
Well,
if that's gonna be your attitude...
287
00:16:27,195 --> 00:16:30,290
Stan Lee is a spy? That is so weird.
288
00:16:30,448 --> 00:16:32,166
Los Angeles spies.
289
00:16:33,242 --> 00:16:37,292
Now, focus. The woman by the giant
Subway sandwich is your target.
290
00:16:37,455 --> 00:16:39,583
CHUCK: Mm-hm.
BECKMAN: Colonel Caroline Hayne.
291
00:16:39,749 --> 00:16:42,753
She's in charge of internal security
with electronic access."
292
00:16:42,919 --> 00:16:45,593
...to every room,
including Decker's office.
293
00:16:45,755 --> 00:16:48,725
- So, what's our next move?
- Seduce her, Bartowski.
294
00:16:48,883 --> 00:16:50,135
Steal her key card.
295
00:16:50,301 --> 00:16:54,556
She's a notorious tight ass, except
for one night of the year. Tonight.
296
00:16:54,722 --> 00:16:57,441
Six hot toddies and men
are running for cover.
297
00:16:57,600 --> 00:16:58,817
You're sure I'm her type?
298
00:16:58,976 --> 00:17:01,729
You're drawing breath
and you're in a Santa suit.
299
00:17:03,606 --> 00:17:05,108
CHUCK:
Ho-ho-ho!
300
00:17:05,733 --> 00:17:08,953
Oh, Merry Christmas.
301
00:17:10,905 --> 00:17:14,284
Ahem, or happy Hanukkah.
Whichever is applicable.
302
00:17:14,450 --> 00:17:18,580
You look like you want some alone time
with old Saint Nick.
303
00:17:18,746 --> 00:17:20,623
I wanna sit on your lap.
304
00:17:20,998 --> 00:17:22,170
[CHUCK GRUNTS]
305
00:17:22,333 --> 00:17:23,676
Come here.
306
00:17:23,834 --> 00:17:25,302
[CAROLINE CHUCKLING]
307
00:17:25,461 --> 00:17:27,463
Ahh. Whoo.
308
00:17:27,630 --> 00:17:31,680
I don'! think Mrs. Claus would approve
of any "shenanigans," you know?
309
00:17:31,842 --> 00:17:35,437
Well, it's a good thing Mrs. Claus
is a no-show.
310
00:17:35,596 --> 00:17:36,973
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
311
00:17:37,473 --> 00:17:38,816
CHUCK:
Oh, ha, ha.
312
00:17:38,975 --> 00:17:41,694
Oh, that seems inappropriate. Ha-ha-ha.
313
00:17:41,852 --> 00:17:43,149
[BOTH CHUCKLING]
314
00:17:46,816 --> 00:17:48,784
[CHUCK MUMBLING]
315
00:17:52,738 --> 00:17:55,833
- Aah,
- Ooh, yeah. Naughty Santa.
316
00:17:55,992 --> 00:17:58,620
- Ah.
- That's just how I like it.
317
00:17:58,995 --> 00:18:00,212
[BECKMAN CLEARS THROAT]
318
00:18:00,371 --> 00:18:01,748
Oh.
319
00:18:02,039 --> 00:18:05,339
- Caroline.
- Diane,
320
00:18:06,002 --> 00:18:10,178
Mr. Claus, I will personally escort you
off the premises.
321
00:18:10,339 --> 00:18:14,970
Oh, what a shame.
Merry Christmas. Happy Kwanzaa.
322
00:18:16,470 --> 00:18:18,518
Pull yourself together.
323
00:18:19,390 --> 00:18:20,482
[MUTTERS]
324
00:18:28,524 --> 00:18:29,867
[GUN COCKS]
325
00:18:42,663 --> 00:18:44,882
Play a little cat-and-mouse?
326
00:18:45,041 --> 00:18:46,714
Fine.
327
00:18:48,085 --> 00:18:49,803
But I'll find you.
328
00:18:50,713 --> 00:18:52,511
I know you're unarmed.
329
00:18:52,673 --> 00:18:55,392
The armory's been on lockdown.
330
00:19:13,027 --> 00:19:14,904
You can't hide.
331
00:19:15,738 --> 00:19:17,456
I know every secret...
332
00:19:18,532 --> 00:19:20,079
...every mission...
333
00:19:20,242 --> 00:19:22,540
...and every mistake.
334
00:19:22,828 --> 00:19:24,751
Scar on your left hand?
335
00:19:24,914 --> 00:19:27,463
Calgary, 2004.
336
00:19:28,084 --> 00:19:31,588
You never tried catching throwing stars
after that, did you?
337
00:19:32,129 --> 00:19:34,882
I know everything, Sarah.
338
00:19:35,049 --> 00:19:37,222
I know everything.
339
00:19:43,432 --> 00:19:44,934
You're upset with me.
340
00:19:45,434 --> 00:19:47,402
That's obvious.
341
00:19:47,561 --> 00:19:50,861
But do you really think I wanna spend
the holidays with you?
342
00:19:51,399 --> 00:19:54,118
That I wouldn't rather be
with my family?
343
00:19:54,610 --> 00:19:56,863
It's a trick question, Sarah.
344
00:19:59,573 --> 00:20:01,826
Because you shot my wife
in cold blood.
345
00:20:01,992 --> 00:20:04,745
You brought this all upon yourself.
346
00:20:05,287 --> 00:20:06,789
[METAL BENDING]
347
00:20:11,794 --> 00:20:13,137
[GROANING]
348
00:20:18,968 --> 00:20:20,766
[ALL GRUNTING]
349
00:20:39,447 --> 00:20:40,790
[BEEPS]
350
00:20:41,532 --> 00:20:43,409
Very disappointing, Casey.
351
00:20:50,166 --> 00:20:51,634
[BEEPS]
352
00:20:52,168 --> 00:20:55,672
We have less than a minute
before a team figures we've broken in.
353
00:20:56,964 --> 00:21:00,218
Never took Decker
for much of an art collector.
354
00:21:09,185 --> 00:21:10,186
Think I found it.
355
00:21:10,644 --> 00:21:12,021
[BEEPING]
356
00:21:13,189 --> 00:21:16,068
Col. Hayne accessed Decker's office,
but I'm looking at her.
357
00:21:16,233 --> 00:21:18,201
She's in the bullpen.
358
00:21:18,736 --> 00:21:20,534
We got a code five.
359
00:21:21,572 --> 00:21:23,040
GUARD:
This way, Colonel Hayne.
360
00:21:25,034 --> 00:21:27,082
- Our minute came and went.
- Mm.
361
00:21:27,244 --> 00:21:29,087
What are we gonna do?
No place to hide.
362
00:21:29,246 --> 00:21:32,420
Pucker up, Bartowski,
You're about to become a man.
363
00:21:32,583 --> 00:21:34,881
Like a bar mitzvah?
Or something that's a bit-?
364
00:21:35,044 --> 00:21:36,887
I mean, what exactly are you--?
365
00:21:39,673 --> 00:21:40,720
Santa?
366
00:21:41,884 --> 00:21:45,889
Retreat immediately
or I will see you court-martialed.
367
00:21:47,389 --> 00:21:48,732
Hmph.
368
00:21:56,732 --> 00:21:59,576
- I brush my teeth before I-
- We never speak of this again.
369
00:21:59,735 --> 00:22:01,578
Never ever.
370
00:22:01,737 --> 00:22:03,239
[CELL PHONE RINGS]
371
00:22:04,406 --> 00:22:06,408
Shaw, I've got the device.
372
00:22:06,575 --> 00:22:09,749
SARAH [OVER PHONE]: Chuck, it's me.
- Sarah, oh, my God. Are you okay?
373
00:22:09,912 --> 00:22:12,290
Yeah. I escaped Shaw
and I'm hiding in Castle.
374
00:22:12,790 --> 00:22:15,589
SARAH [ON COMPUTER]:
But Shaw's still down here. Hurry.
375
00:22:15,751 --> 00:22:17,753
I'm on my way
376
00:22:26,136 --> 00:22:27,513
[PEOPLE CHATTERING ANGRILY]
377
00:22:28,556 --> 00:22:32,060
I know, I know. It's a madhouse.
Jeff and Lester made some progress.
378
00:22:32,226 --> 00:22:34,604
- How'd your day go'?
- I got the device and Sarah's in Castle.
379
00:22:34,770 --> 00:22:36,067
[CELL PHONE RINGS]
380
00:22:37,273 --> 00:22:38,775
Sarah. Hey, is everything okay?
381
00:22:38,941 --> 00:22:42,115
SARAH [ON COMPUTER]:
Casey disarmed Shaw. He's locked up.
382
00:22:42,278 --> 00:22:45,407
- Thank God. I'll be there soon.
- Hurry up, dear.
383
00:22:48,409 --> 00:22:51,288
- Everything all right?
- Sarah says that Casey took down Shaw.
384
00:22:51,453 --> 00:22:53,421
Yes. Nice. Way to go.
385
00:22:53,581 --> 00:22:56,460
But she called me dear.
She never calls me dear.
386
00:22:56,625 --> 00:22:59,299
- Shaw's using her somehow.
- Oh, crap.
387
00:22:59,461 --> 00:23:02,590
Last time he was in control,
he blew up the Buy More.
388
00:23:04,967 --> 00:23:07,971
- We've got to get these people out.
MIKE: I tried, Morgan.
389
00:23:08,137 --> 00:23:10,185
But we haven't made a single sale
all night.
390
00:23:10,347 --> 00:23:11,849
- I'm sorry.
- No, don't be.
391
00:23:12,057 --> 00:23:13,775
Don't be, buddy. It's okay.
392
00:23:15,561 --> 00:23:18,610
Attention Buy More shoppers, um...
393
00:23:19,189 --> 00:23:22,693
I know everyone's a little scared
about this Omen virus.
394
00:23:23,694 --> 00:23:27,665
But, uh, you should not be waiting in line
on Christmas Eve,
395
00:23:27,823 --> 00:23:29,825
MAN: Yeah.
MORGAN: It's not about the gifts.
396
00:23:30,326 --> 00:23:33,375
It's about spending time
with your friends and your family.
397
00:23:34,955 --> 00:23:37,299
And eggnog and cheer.
Spreading lots of cheer.
398
00:23:40,169 --> 00:23:42,672
So, uh, as of now,
the Buy More is officially closed.
399
00:23:42,838 --> 00:23:44,465
MAN: What?
MORGAN: Yeah. Sorry.
400
00:23:44,632 --> 00:23:46,805
Cheers. Thank you, come again
and shop at Buy More.
401
00:23:46,967 --> 00:23:48,014
[CROWD CHATTERING]
402
00:23:48,177 --> 00:23:52,353
Sorry. Sorry. You have to--
You're gonna have to kind of...
403
00:23:54,099 --> 00:23:56,568
CHUCK: Thanks, buddy.
MIKE: Come on, son, I'll drive you home.
404
00:23:56,727 --> 00:24:00,027
Your mama's cooking us
a big, fat, honey-glazed ham.
405
00:24:00,189 --> 00:24:03,033
Oh, I'm gonna stay here
and close up shop.
406
00:24:03,192 --> 00:24:05,240
Can you make sure everyone
gets out safe'?
407
00:24:05,402 --> 00:24:07,700
- All right. All right.
MORGAN: Okay.
408
00:24:07,863 --> 00:24:10,207
Hey. What's happening?
409
00:24:10,366 --> 00:24:12,209
Ellie, what are you--? What are you--'?
410
00:24:12,368 --> 00:24:15,042
We're, uh--
We're closing down for the night.
411
00:24:15,204 --> 00:24:17,548
Yeah, the picture with Santa
was a bust.
412
00:24:17,706 --> 00:24:19,049
I sent Devon and Clara home.
413
00:24:19,208 --> 00:24:21,836
Mom's flight's canceled.
Sarah was supposed to help...
414
00:24:22,002 --> 00:24:25,006
...and she's not answering her phone.
Have you heard from her?
415
00:24:25,172 --> 00:24:26,890
Yeah, uh, sort of.
416
00:24:27,049 --> 00:24:28,847
She's kind of busy.
417
00:24:30,052 --> 00:24:31,645
Chuck, what's going on?
418
00:24:35,057 --> 00:24:36,855
It's Shaw.
419
00:24:37,184 --> 00:24:38,731
He kidnapped Sarah.
420
00:24:39,228 --> 00:24:41,401
Daniel Shaw, who killed Dad?
421
00:24:44,775 --> 00:24:46,573
- What can I do?
- Uh'
422
00:24:46,735 --> 00:24:48,408
I hale lo say this. Just go home.
423
00:24:48,570 --> 00:24:50,618
- I wanna help.
- Ellie, please go home, okay?
424
00:24:50,781 --> 00:24:53,250
I have to know that you're safe.
425
00:24:54,743 --> 00:24:57,542
Okay, but, um, call me. Call me as soon
as you know something.
426
00:24:57,705 --> 00:24:59,423
Yes. Yes. Okay.
427
00:24:59,581 --> 00:25:02,175
Chuck, you be careful.
428
00:25:02,668 --> 00:25:04,386
I love you.
429
00:25:08,048 --> 00:25:09,174
[CASEY GROANING]
430
00:25:11,301 --> 00:25:12,678
[COUGHS]
431
00:25:29,778 --> 00:25:32,748
Ugh, you sick son of a bitch.
432
00:25:32,906 --> 00:25:35,705
SHAW: Just wanted to see
if any of the old fire was still there.
433
00:25:36,326 --> 00:25:38,954
No. Ice-cold.
434
00:25:39,121 --> 00:25:40,464
[GROANS]
435
00:25:40,956 --> 00:25:42,924
SHAW:
This was Mary Bartowski's, wasn't it?
436
00:25:44,126 --> 00:25:46,299
I think I'll keep it.
437
00:25:46,795 --> 00:25:48,968
Token of our last night together.
438
00:25:50,632 --> 00:25:53,977
I had no idea she was your wife,
Shaw.
439
00:25:55,721 --> 00:25:57,974
I had no idea who you were.
I was just--
440
00:25:58,140 --> 00:26:00,643
I was just on an assignment.
441
00:26:01,226 --> 00:26:02,273
Hmm.
442
00:26:02,436 --> 00:26:05,861
- Is that supposed to make me better?
- I was just a young agent.
443
00:26:06,023 --> 00:26:09,323
I was just doing my job, okay?
You, of all people...
444
00:26:09,485 --> 00:26:12,113
...need to understand that.
445
00:26:13,155 --> 00:26:14,828
Really?
446
00:26:14,990 --> 00:26:18,665
Well, what about the pit
you dug out of my chest?
447
00:26:19,036 --> 00:26:22,961
- Is that supposed to fill it in?
- Is this going to?
448
00:26:24,166 --> 00:26:28,012
You were a good man, Shaw.
You can be that man again.
449
00:26:28,754 --> 00:26:31,507
Just stop what you're doing, please.
450
00:26:31,673 --> 00:26:33,516
Okay?
451
00:26:33,675 --> 00:26:37,305
You can let this--
You can let this all go.
452
00:26:38,013 --> 00:26:41,893
I know you're in pain
and you want this to stop...
453
00:26:42,059 --> 00:26:43,356
...but not yet.
454
00:26:44,686 --> 00:26:48,407
Not until you feel a pain more
excruciating than you ever imagined.
455
00:26:51,652 --> 00:26:55,156
Chuck is coming up with a way
to stop you as we speak.
456
00:26:56,323 --> 00:26:59,372
This whole Omen virus,
end of the world, apocalyptic thingy...
457
00:26:59,535 --> 00:27:00,878
...it's a hoax. It's a hoax.
458
00:27:01,036 --> 00:27:04,040
The virus is designed
to suck information out of computers...
459
00:27:04,206 --> 00:27:05,958
...and move information to a location.
460
00:27:06,125 --> 00:27:07,718
But it's not doing that.
Absolutely not.
461
00:27:07,876 --> 00:27:10,095
JEFF: Or it's not doing that
with our computers.
462
00:27:10,295 --> 00:27:13,094
It looks like this virus
is targeting government computers.
463
00:27:13,298 --> 00:27:15,175
I think it's a real-life conspiracy.
464
00:27:15,342 --> 00:27:17,686
Problem is no one computer can hold
all that information.
465
00:27:17,845 --> 00:27:20,689
- Ha, ha, I mean, right? Right?
- Yeah, of course not.
466
00:27:21,306 --> 00:27:23,274
Morgan, it's not going into a computer.
467
00:27:23,433 --> 00:27:27,233
Shaw is using the Macau device to
relocate the CIA database into his brain.
468
00:27:27,396 --> 00:27:29,319
He's trying to create
the Intersect 3.0.
469
00:27:29,857 --> 00:27:34,078
Oh, crap. With the CIA's databases wiped
clean, they'll rely on Shaw for their intel.
470
00:27:34,236 --> 00:27:36,455
They'll have to make him a spy again.
471
00:27:36,613 --> 00:27:38,741
Gentlemen. Gentlemen, uh.
472
00:27:38,907 --> 00:27:41,080
The Buy More is closed.
You can go home.
473
00:27:41,243 --> 00:27:44,622
- Happy holidays. Drink some water.
- Water can only dilute this feeling.
474
00:27:44,830 --> 00:27:46,082
Plus, fish have sex in it.
475
00:27:46,248 --> 00:27:47,795
- Let's go for a run.
- Great idea.
476
00:27:47,958 --> 00:27:50,381
CHUCK: Great idea.
LESTER: Great idea.
477
00:27:53,589 --> 00:27:57,310
Chuck, tell me you got some kind of
an idea here because I'm a little scared.
478
00:27:57,467 --> 00:27:59,936
No, don't freak out. I've got an idea.
479
00:28:00,429 --> 00:28:04,059
MORGAN: Okay. Just hope it works.
- Me loo.
480
00:28:04,224 --> 00:28:07,068
Seeing as how our lives
kind of depend on it.
481
00:28:07,561 --> 00:28:08,608
You knew that already.
482
00:28:08,770 --> 00:28:10,272
- Yeah.
- Mm-hm.
483
00:28:10,439 --> 00:28:12,282
[ELEVATOR HUMMING]
484
00:28:29,374 --> 00:28:30,796
[CELL PHONE RINGS]
485
00:28:34,379 --> 00:28:37,132
You've got the device.
Let Sarah go and take me instead.
486
00:28:37,299 --> 00:28:38,972
And why would I trust you?
487
00:28:39,134 --> 00:28:40,602
CHUCK:
Look at the monitor.
488
00:28:44,431 --> 00:28:47,480
Buy More's empty,
You can come up here and kill me.
489
00:28:47,643 --> 00:28:49,816
As long as Sarah's safe.
490
00:28:55,651 --> 00:28:57,494
Pitiful.
491
00:29:08,288 --> 00:29:09,631
[BEEPING]
492
00:29:15,504 --> 00:29:16,847
[GROANS]
493
00:29:17,339 --> 00:29:19,808
Good, you're awake.
494
00:29:19,967 --> 00:29:21,935
You know
what the ultimate revenge is?
495
00:29:22,636 --> 00:29:24,980
Spending Christmas Eve with you?
496
00:29:25,138 --> 00:29:26,731
SHAW:
I'm gonna let you live.
497
00:29:26,932 --> 00:29:29,310
I want you to watch
while I kill your husband.
498
00:29:31,353 --> 00:29:32,479
Chuck has a plan.
499
00:29:32,980 --> 00:29:34,823
So do I.
500
00:29:34,982 --> 00:29:38,327
And I've spent the last two years
in prison perfecting it.
501
00:29:39,486 --> 00:29:41,488
You killed my wife.
502
00:29:41,655 --> 00:29:44,329
Now you're gonna suffer, just like I did.
503
00:29:44,992 --> 00:29:48,838
You're gonna spend the rest of your life
without Chuck.
504
00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:54,047
[BEEPS]
505
00:30:06,054 --> 00:30:07,556
[COUGHING]
506
00:30:10,726 --> 00:30:12,069
[GRUNTING]
507
00:30:17,899 --> 00:30:20,527
MALE VOICE:
Hi, I’m Mr. Pippers, the Preppy Polar Bear.
508
00:30:20,694 --> 00:30:23,698
You can leave a message
by pressing the heart on my paw.
509
00:30:23,864 --> 00:30:25,787
Have fun.
510
00:30:34,624 --> 00:30:36,001
[BEEPS]
511
00:30:36,293 --> 00:30:37,636
[BREATHING DEEPLY]
512
00:30:38,420 --> 00:30:40,218
Alex.
513
00:30:41,006 --> 00:30:42,599
Dad.
514
00:30:45,927 --> 00:30:48,726
I just want you to know
that I'm proud of you.
515
00:30:50,432 --> 00:30:54,278
And I'm sorry I haven't been there
for you all these years.
516
00:30:59,107 --> 00:31:00,825
And I'm really sorry...
517
00:31:01,026 --> 00:31:06,032
...'that I'm having to tell you this
recorded on an electronic bear.
518
00:31:10,911 --> 00:31:12,163
Electronic bear.
519
00:31:15,123 --> 00:31:16,466
[GRUNTS]
520
00:31:45,987 --> 00:31:47,989
I'm unarmed.
521
00:31:48,657 --> 00:31:51,035
You can shoot me now,
if that's your plan.
522
00:31:51,201 --> 00:31:53,670
But for some reason,
I don't think it is.
523
00:31:54,162 --> 00:31:56,335
Oh, you're absolutely right.
524
00:31:56,957 --> 00:31:59,551
It's very important that I enjoy this.
525
00:31:59,709 --> 00:32:01,086
Really?
526
00:32:01,586 --> 00:32:05,466
Well, that's a nice idea, Shaw.
However, if I remember correctly...
527
00:32:05,632 --> 00:32:08,181
...the last time we were face to face,
I kicked your ass.
528
00:32:08,343 --> 00:32:09,640
[SCOFFS]
529
00:32:09,803 --> 00:32:11,897
I've made sure
that'll never happen again.
530
00:32:12,097 --> 00:32:14,191
No Intersect to help you this time,
Chuck.
531
00:32:15,684 --> 00:32:18,187
I wouldn't be too sure about that.
532
00:32:18,353 --> 00:32:20,856
I've been training for a while now.
533
00:32:21,022 --> 00:32:22,695
Oh, really?
534
00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:24,868
Well...
535
00:32:25,026 --> 00:32:28,530
...can you compete
with the Intersect 30?
536
00:32:28,697 --> 00:32:31,541
I can practically catch a bullet
in my teeth.
537
00:32:31,700 --> 00:32:33,748
But you did some push-ups?
538
00:32:33,910 --> 00:32:35,162
You hit the heavy bag?
539
00:32:36,496 --> 00:32:39,716
Oh, just so you know,
while you're begging for mercy...
540
00:32:39,875 --> 00:32:41,172
...your wife is watching.
541
00:32:42,878 --> 00:32:44,380
[SARAH SHUDDERING]
542
00:32:59,269 --> 00:33:03,695
I've spent every waking second in jail
thinking about this moment.
543
00:33:09,779 --> 00:33:11,781
[GASPING]
544
00:33:13,074 --> 00:33:14,417
This time...
545
00:33:14,576 --> 00:33:16,704
...I'm gonna kill you.
546
00:33:23,460 --> 00:33:24,803
[SHAW GROANS]
547
00:33:25,545 --> 00:33:26,797
Agh.
548
00:33:26,963 --> 00:33:30,092
You seriously underestimate
the power of the Nerd Herd,
549
00:33:30,258 --> 00:33:33,808
- The Omen virus. You put it--
- Inside your head.
550
00:33:33,970 --> 00:33:36,723
Instead of downloading
the Intersect 3.0, you removed it.
551
00:33:36,890 --> 00:33:39,313
And it turns out that's the last flash
you're ever gonna have.
552
00:33:39,476 --> 00:33:40,819
[CHUCK GRUNTING]
553
00:33:42,270 --> 00:33:44,773
I'm a much bigger nerd
than you thought I was.
554
00:33:44,940 --> 00:33:46,442
[BOTH GRUNTING]
555
00:33:50,195 --> 00:33:51,492
[SHUDDERS]
556
00:33:53,323 --> 00:33:54,791
Oh, jeez.
557
00:33:54,950 --> 00:33:56,122
[BOTH GRUNTING]
558
00:34:00,789 --> 00:34:02,462
Hey. Hey. Hey.
559
00:34:02,624 --> 00:34:03,921
Wake up. Wake--
560
00:34:04,084 --> 00:34:06,257
Oh, my God,
you're like a little ice cube.
561
00:34:07,128 --> 00:34:08,471
[GRUNTING]
562
00:34:16,972 --> 00:34:18,474
[CHUCK GROANS]
563
00:34:20,850 --> 00:34:22,852
Hang in there. I got this. I got this.
564
00:34:23,353 --> 00:34:27,483
Uh, I'm gonna pick you up with the chair.
All right, so just bear with me. Okay.
565
00:34:28,942 --> 00:34:29,989
[GRUNTS]
566
00:34:30,151 --> 00:34:31,744
Holy cow. Oh, man.
567
00:34:34,739 --> 00:34:36,036
Agh.
568
00:34:37,367 --> 00:34:39,165
One, two...
569
00:34:40,245 --> 00:34:41,337
[CHUCK GROANING]
570
00:34:41,496 --> 00:34:43,965
I'm still gonna kill you.
571
00:34:44,124 --> 00:34:46,126
Like to see you try.
572
00:34:46,626 --> 00:34:47,752
[BOTH GRUNTING]
573
00:34:51,965 --> 00:34:53,387
I've been working on that one.
574
00:34:53,550 --> 00:34:55,678
- That one's for Sarah.
- Is that all you got?
575
00:34:55,844 --> 00:34:57,141
I got a little bit more.
576
00:34:57,304 --> 00:34:58,647
[BOTH GRUNTING]
577
00:35:04,686 --> 00:35:07,690
All right, listen to me.
You're gonna have to wake up.
578
00:35:07,856 --> 00:35:10,359
Wake up because you're bolted in here
and I don't have a key.
579
00:35:10,525 --> 00:35:11,697
[GUNSHOT]
580
00:35:13,695 --> 00:35:15,072
[GROANING]
581
00:35:15,280 --> 00:35:17,374
What are--? You're shot.
You're bleeding.
582
00:35:17,532 --> 00:35:20,285
Shut up, numbnuts.
We gotta get her out of here.
583
00:35:21,995 --> 00:35:23,338
- Get her.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
584
00:35:23,496 --> 00:35:24,588
Okay.
585
00:35:24,789 --> 00:35:26,086
[GRUNTS]
586
00:35:28,543 --> 00:35:29,715
[BOTH GRUNTING]
587
00:35:32,881 --> 00:35:35,680
"Dear? Hurry up, deaf?"
588
00:35:35,842 --> 00:35:37,685
Sloppy, Shaw.
589
00:35:38,553 --> 00:35:40,021
Won't happen again.
590
00:35:40,180 --> 00:35:41,523
[BOTH GRUNTING]
591
00:35:54,235 --> 00:35:56,203
That was for my dad.
592
00:35:58,573 --> 00:36:00,041
You're good, Chuck.
593
00:36:02,035 --> 00:36:04,083
But you're not lucky.
594
00:36:06,581 --> 00:36:07,924
[SHAW GROANS]
595
00:36:10,710 --> 00:36:11,927
That was for me.
596
00:36:16,341 --> 00:36:17,593
Nice shot, sis.
597
00:36:20,095 --> 00:36:21,597
But I told you to stay at home.
598
00:36:24,641 --> 00:36:26,314
I'm Eleanor Woodcomb.
599
00:36:26,476 --> 00:36:29,070
Since when do I do what I'm told?
600
00:36:32,357 --> 00:36:35,736
That man took our father away
from us, Chuck.
601
00:36:36,361 --> 00:36:39,285
I wasn't gonna let him take
anybody else.
602
00:36:42,283 --> 00:36:44,627
Merry Christmas, Ellie.
603
00:36:46,454 --> 00:36:48,752
Merry Christmas, Chuck.
604
00:36:55,505 --> 00:36:57,849
Authorities have confirmed
that the Omen virus...
605
00:36:58,007 --> 00:37:01,352
...was planted by a terrorist
named Daniel Shaw.
606
00:37:01,511 --> 00:37:05,482
A private security team stopped him
before the virus was activated.
607
00:37:05,640 --> 00:37:08,314
And although they've chosen
to remain anonymous...
608
00:37:08,476 --> 00:37:11,150
...we here at KCKH
wanna say thank you...
609
00:37:11,312 --> 00:37:14,486
...and also wish our viewers
a happy holiday.
610
00:37:14,649 --> 00:37:18,449
Ana' now, ante other news,
where a dag barks like a duck-
611
00:37:18,611 --> 00:37:22,491
All members of Carmichael Industries
have a position open to them at the CIA.
612
00:37:22,991 --> 00:37:25,494
The agency would be lucky
to have you back.
613
00:37:25,660 --> 00:37:29,881
Well, we couldn't have done it
without you. So thanks, colleague.
614
00:37:30,039 --> 00:37:33,964
With that, I'll bid you farewell
and merry Christmas.
615
00:37:37,338 --> 00:37:39,466
Do you have a place
to spend the holidays?
616
00:37:39,632 --> 00:37:41,009
You could come to our place.
617
00:37:41,176 --> 00:37:43,304
But I think my Christmas party's
a bust.
618
00:37:43,470 --> 00:37:47,395
No, no, no.
Your Christmas party is not a bust, sis.
619
00:37:47,557 --> 00:37:50,561
Don't you know that when you roll
with General Diane Beckman...
620
00:37:50,727 --> 00:37:52,229
...you roll in style?
621
00:37:53,354 --> 00:37:55,197
General...
622
00:37:55,732 --> 00:37:59,908
...don't you think the CIA
could help us throw...
623
00:38:00,069 --> 00:38:05,667
...just a little eensy-weensy Bartowski
family Christmas party?
624
00:38:07,702 --> 00:38:11,047
You're talking
about American tax dollars at work.
625
00:38:12,874 --> 00:38:14,876
Oh, hell, let's do it.
626
00:38:15,376 --> 00:38:16,719
That's the spirit.
627
00:38:26,888 --> 00:38:29,016
[LAUGHING]
628
00:38:30,517 --> 00:38:31,769
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
629
00:38:31,935 --> 00:38:33,187
[CHUCKLES]
630
00:38:33,520 --> 00:38:37,070
Without Mom and Dad around,
it could never be the perfect Christmas...
631
00:38:37,232 --> 00:38:40,031
...but I hope you know
that you'll always have me.
632
00:38:40,610 --> 00:38:42,283
I do.
633
00:38:42,612 --> 00:38:44,205
Felt pretty good taking down Shaw.
634
00:38:44,364 --> 00:38:45,536
Mm.
635
00:38:46,115 --> 00:38:47,617
I think Dad would be proud.
636
00:38:49,244 --> 00:38:51,542
I know he would be.
637
00:38:54,040 --> 00:38:55,713
I miss him.
638
00:38:55,875 --> 00:38:57,752
Me too.
639
00:38:57,919 --> 00:38:59,421
- I love you.
- I love you too.
640
00:38:59,587 --> 00:39:00,713
Merry Christmas.
641
00:39:03,091 --> 00:39:08,598
I, uh, made a recording
when things got a little grim.
642
00:39:09,556 --> 00:39:11,604
It's just that...
643
00:39:12,725 --> 00:39:15,774
It's probably better
I tell you in person.
644
00:39:18,648 --> 00:39:20,116
I love you.
645
00:39:20,900 --> 00:39:22,652
I love you too, Dad.
646
00:39:22,819 --> 00:39:26,244
I know it's, uh, just a little bear.
647
00:39:26,406 --> 00:39:28,909
It's not gonna make up
for all the lost holidays.
648
00:39:29,075 --> 00:39:30,577
No, it's--
649
00:39:30,743 --> 00:39:32,541
It's perfect.
650
00:39:34,831 --> 00:39:37,755
You know, that Grimes kid,
he's not that bad.
651
00:39:37,917 --> 00:39:41,137
You should maybe give him
another chance.
652
00:39:55,143 --> 00:39:56,269
It was fun, man.
653
00:39:56,436 --> 00:39:58,939
Like old times,
before you got all smart.
654
00:39:59,105 --> 00:40:01,824
It's actually the only Christmas Eve
I remember.
655
00:40:01,983 --> 00:40:04,156
I'm usually drunk
on Manischewitz by now.
656
00:40:04,319 --> 00:40:05,445
I miss that.
657
00:40:06,821 --> 00:40:10,041
- Thank you.
- For defeating Daniel Shaw?
658
00:40:10,199 --> 00:40:12,702
For stopping the Omen virus?
659
00:40:12,869 --> 00:40:16,089
Or was it me getting us invited
to rejoin the CIA?
660
00:40:17,332 --> 00:40:19,881
- For saving me.
- Technically, Morgan saved you.
661
00:40:22,211 --> 00:40:23,758
Because of all the saving...
662
00:40:23,922 --> 00:40:26,971
...I wasn't able to get you your gift
in time for Christmas.
663
00:40:27,133 --> 00:40:30,433
However...
664
00:40:34,599 --> 00:40:36,601
An oldie, but a goodie.
665
00:40:38,227 --> 00:40:40,195
I hope that this will suffice for now.
666
00:40:42,231 --> 00:40:43,528
Thank you.
667
00:40:46,152 --> 00:40:47,324
[MIKE CHUCKLES]
668
00:40:47,487 --> 00:40:48,704
ELLIE: Smile.
DEVON: Smile.
669
00:40:48,863 --> 00:40:52,709
Oh, now, she'll always be able
to remember her first Christmas.
670
00:40:53,493 --> 00:40:54,836
[CHUCKLES]
671
00:40:57,038 --> 00:40:59,257
- Merry Christmas.
- Merry Christmas.
672
00:41:00,124 --> 00:41:04,721
Chuck, you should know that, um,
while I was tied up in Castle...
673
00:41:04,879 --> 00:41:06,222
...Shaw kissed me.
674
00:41:08,549 --> 00:41:12,349
Well, as long as we're airing things out.
you should know...
675
00:41:12,512 --> 00:41:15,061
...that Beckman kissed me.
676
00:41:16,766 --> 00:41:20,191
Walker, a word?
677
00:41:21,646 --> 00:41:23,023
[CHUCKLES]
678
00:41:24,732 --> 00:41:28,532
Uh, General, I know about the, um...
679
00:41:29,862 --> 00:41:33,036
- With you and Chuck.
- We have to make sacrifices for the job.
680
00:41:34,367 --> 00:41:37,871
Shaw requested a meet with you.
681
00:41:38,037 --> 00:41:40,961
I suggest you don't go.
682
00:41:44,794 --> 00:41:46,421
[MAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY
OVER PA]
683
00:42:07,233 --> 00:42:08,610
What?
684
00:42:08,776 --> 00:42:10,278
SHAW:
I'm glad you came.
685
00:42:10,820 --> 00:42:14,290
I'll be locked in solitary
the rest of my life.
686
00:42:15,283 --> 00:42:17,581
But one thing's gonna keep me warm
at night.
687
00:42:18,453 --> 00:42:23,300
Little something I put into motion
that you'll never be able to stop.
688
00:42:24,834 --> 00:42:26,802
Do you remember Hungary?
689
00:42:30,298 --> 00:42:33,017
Does Chuck know about the baby?
690
00:43:12,632 --> 00:43:14,634
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