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<b>Kung fu panda:
Legends of awesomeness.</b>

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♪ Hear the legends
of the kung fu panda ♪

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♪ Doo-doo-doo-doo
doo-bom doo boom-boom! ♪

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♪ raised in a noodle shop ♪

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♪ never seeking glory or fame ♪

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♪ he climbed the mountaintop ♪

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♪ and earned
the dragon warrior name ♪

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♪ Hu! Ah! Ya! ♪

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♪ Kung fu panda. ♪

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♪ Doo-doo-doo-doo
sho-bom, doom-doom-doom! ♪

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♪ Master Shifu
saw the warrior blossom ♪

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♪ and master the skills
of bodacious and awesome ♪

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♪ kung fu panda ♪

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♪ Doo-doo-doo-doo-
doom-doom-doom-doom! ♪

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♪ He lives and he trains
and he fights ♪

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♪ with the furious five ♪

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♪ protect the valley
somethin' somethin' ♪

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♪ somethin' somethin' alive ♪

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♪ Oh! Ah! Uh! ♪

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♪ Kung fu panda ♪

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♪ Legends of awesomeness. ♪

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Sweet!

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<b>1x20 - My Favorite Yao</b>

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<i>resynced by f1nc0
-- www.addic7ed.com --</i>

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- Oh, there he is.
The master. 

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He's coming!
Oh!

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- Master Shifu?

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- Ah!
- Master Shifu?

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You okay up there?

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You seem a little...
Giddy.

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- Ahem.
Po, that's ridiculous.

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I am not giddy.
How could I be?

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Everyone, master Yao
is about to arrive

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and this place is
nowhere near perfect.

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Crane, why is there
a footprint on this step?

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- That's your footprint.

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- Stop making excuses.

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The keeper of
the secrets of kung-fu

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cannot enter on dirty stairs.

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Clean it.
[door squeaking]

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How come this door
is squeaking?

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to a new home,
and a stop over here is

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a once-in-a-lifetime
opportunity.

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Nothing can go wrong.

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- What could go wrong
with a guy who never

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leaves his box?

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- [laughing]
Oh, "box."

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I don't get it.

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- When master Yao travels,

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he stays in a box
the entire time

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to avoid any distractions.

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- A box.

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Like a box-box?
The entire time?

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- Yes.

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- Right.
Why is that, now?

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- Master Yao has
the greatest kung-fu mind

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this world has ever know

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he was the only one
to ever unlock

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the mystery of the secret scroll.

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and he did it
at the age of five.

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At six, he invented pruning,
and became one of the few people

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that really understood
how an abacus worked.

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But with a great mind
came great sacrifice.

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He spent a lifetime
meditating alone

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with no contact
to the outside world

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and he became the keeper
of the secrets of kung-fu.

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In his mind, master Yao
holds unimaginable knowledge,

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and the power of the universe.

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This is why he is under
constant threat of kidnapping.

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Some would stop at nothing
to get the secrets

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in his brilliant, beautiful brain.

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This is why we must remain
vigilant, alert, composed.

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[gong rings]

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He's here!

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- Where shall we put
the master's box?

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- My room!

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Uh, that is to say,
the hall of heroes

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seems an appropriate spot.

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I'll go with you
so I can properly greet--

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- After such a journey,

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I'm sure master Yao
would prefer to rest.

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- Of course.

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And under no circumstances

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are any of you to disturb
master Yao or his box.

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- Even--
- Especially you.

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[laughing]

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Why, yes.
We do work great together.

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[as Yao]
Master Shifu,

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I know all the secrets of kung-fu,

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but it was you
who taught me friendship.

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[as himself] And you've
taught me something, too.

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[as Yao] Really?
And what is that?

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- Action figures?

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You're playing
with action figures?

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That... is awesome!
Hang on, let me get mine.

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- No! These are not
action figures.

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They're... artifacts.

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I'm simply dusting them off.

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- This is an artifact?

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- Yes, it's master Yao
in his transportation box.

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It's extremely hard to find.

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- Rookie move.

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Shouldn't have taken it
out of the original packaging.

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- This is just the box
I play with.

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I also have a master Yao
in a box

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in its original box
in the closet... in a box.

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- [laughing]
Boxes.

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Still don't get it.

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- Panda, please.
- That's cool.

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I know how it is
to want to let loose,

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break a few rules,

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and play with your
action figures.

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- I do not play with--

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- I know, I know.
I get it.

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You get to hang
with a hero of yours.

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That's me, here, every day.

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Just keep embracing
your inner po and let it be

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more on your outer area there.

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- [growling]

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[door opening]

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Uh, master Yao?

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I... I brought you
some bean cakes

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in case you're hungry.

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Sorry for bothering you.

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[box rattling]

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Did you say something?

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Because I could open the box.

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Right.
You're right.

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You're sure you're all right?

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Maybe I should open the box.

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You could've hit your head
in transit

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and no one would know,
and, uh--

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Well, let me put it this way:

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If you don't not want me
to not open it, just say so.

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Very well, then.
As you wish.

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Master Yao.
It's an honor.

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- Master Shifu.

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- Ooh!
You know my name?

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- I know everything.

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- Oh, master Yao.
This is a dream come true.

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I can't tell you--
[gasping]

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What are you doing?

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- So fuzzy!

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Ahh!
Bean cakes!

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- Yes.
I made them for you.

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- I've been locked away
for so long!

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So many things
to see and touch,

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and, ooh, look at that!

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Just feel this floor.
Oh, it's incredible!

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- Oh, well, if you like that,
I have a throw rug

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in my room that--

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- Look at that armor!

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Ah, that's cold!
Ah, that's hot!

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Ouch!
Oh, soft!

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Neat!
Tasty!

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[imitating gong]

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Whoo-hoo!

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Oh, I love this!

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- Perhaps I shouldn't have
disturbed you.

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- Ah, look!
A door!

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- Master!

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Ahh!

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No!
Master Yao?

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Oh, no, no, no, no!

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[groans]

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- Hello?
Hello? 

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[groaning]

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[rustling]

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[door opens]
Is someone there?

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- Master Yao, I, uh--
sorry.

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Shifu said I wasn't
to disturb you or your box.

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- I am Shifu.

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- Wow, that is wild.
You sound just like him.

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Can you yell "panda"
all angry-like?

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- Panda!
- You, sir, have a gift.

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- Open the box. It's me.

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- Shifu!

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Oof!
- Where is he? Where'd he go?

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- What happened?

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- I opened the box,
and he went crazy.

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He's gone.
I lost master Yao.

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- You lost master Yao?
You messed up.

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Shifu actually messed up!
- No, I didn't. I--

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- Oh, yeah you did.
You messed up big time!

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- I did not mess up.

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- Trust me, if anyone knows
about messing up, it's me,

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and what we got here
is one doozy of a mess-up.

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- I--
[sighs]

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You're right.
I need help.

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But wait a minute.

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You do know
a lot about messing up.

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- Kind of a hobby.

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- Po, if anyone can help me--
I can't believe

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I'm saying this--
it's you.

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- Oh?

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- Po, I need your help.

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- Shifu messes up

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and asks me for help
in the same day?

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- Panda!

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- Ahem,
'course I'll help you.

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Shifu and the dragon warrior
together, solving crimes.

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[kung-fu noises]
Stopping bad guys.

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- We're not solving crimes.

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We're just looking
for master Yao.

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- [knuckles cracking]
And now the student

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becomes the master.

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- What do we do?

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- First, we panic.

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- Gah!

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- Check. Next?
Get a snack.

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Hmm.
Here.

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Third, tell no one.

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Try to fix it yourself

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before anyone finds out
and calls you an idiot panda.

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- Master Shifu?

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- Nothing!

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I need you all to guard
master Yao's box,

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which he is in,
as is expected of him... to be.

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- [snaps fingers]

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- The keeper
of the secrets of kung-fu

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out there alone
and defenseless.

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- Well, he's not
totally defenseless.

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He's a kung-fu master.

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- Of the mind,
not the body.

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- Bad news, Temutai.

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We tracked master Yao
like you said,

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but now he rests in
the Jade palace.

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- Ah! Now we'll never get him!

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Shifu will never
be stupid enough

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to let the master
out of his sight.

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- [maniacal laughter]

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Woo-hoo!
Ah, woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

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- That's s him!
Ha ha!

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We will capture master Yao.

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Then all the secrets
of kung-fu will be mine!

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- [maniacal laughter]

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- Master Yao!
- You'll crash!

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[magical chiming]

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- "The clap of stillness".

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- Cool!
- Cool!

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- I mean "impressive."

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- [maniacal laughter]
That's wonderful!

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- Master Yao--

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- Shifu and
the dragon warrior.

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- Temutai and...
unnamed thug.

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- Ooh, introductions!
Wonderful!

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- [laughs]

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- Get your hands off
this flawless specimen

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of kung-fu perfection.

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- Let the butt-kicking commence!

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- Fine, but it is your butt
that will be kicked!

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[roaring]

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- [grunting]

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Where'd master Yao go?

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00:11:40,072 --> 00:11:43,040
- There!
- [laughs]

258
00:11:43,042 --> 00:11:45,309
Oh, look at those teeth.

259
00:11:45,311 --> 00:11:49,012
And that breath
is magnificently awful.

260
00:11:49,014 --> 00:11:51,982
[coughs]
I love it!

261
00:11:56,521 --> 00:11:57,988
Your apples are
more delicious

262
00:11:57,990 --> 00:12:01,859
than anything I've tasted
in 65 years.

263
00:12:01,861 --> 00:12:03,894
Thank you. Mwah!
Thank you.

264
00:12:03,896 --> 00:12:06,129
Thank you. Mwah!
Thank you. Mwah! Mwah!

265
00:12:06,131 --> 00:12:07,464
Thank you!
Thank you!

266
00:12:07,466 --> 00:12:08,866
Oh, thank you!

267
00:12:08,868 --> 00:12:11,935
- That's my wife!

268
00:12:11,937 --> 00:12:13,704
- Ooh, he's so angry.

269
00:12:13,706 --> 00:12:16,039
- No! He doesn't...
[thud]

270
00:12:16,041 --> 00:12:18,175
know what he's doing.

271
00:12:18,177 --> 00:12:19,576
Master Yao!

272
00:12:19,578 --> 00:12:22,980
He could be anywhere!

273
00:12:29,520 --> 00:12:31,889
- Then we'll dw him out.

274
00:12:31,891 --> 00:12:34,958
Rule number eight:
Sometimes the chaser

275
00:12:34,960 --> 00:12:37,628
has to become the chase-ee.

276
00:12:37,630 --> 00:12:40,697
- I... have no
response to that.

277
00:12:40,699 --> 00:12:42,266
- Master Yao's about
experiencing

278
00:12:42,268 --> 00:12:43,533
sights and sounds, right?

279
00:12:43,535 --> 00:12:46,536
Then that's just
what we're gonna give him.

280
00:12:46,538 --> 00:12:48,305
Hit it!

281
00:12:48,307 --> 00:12:51,308
[upbeat music]

282
00:12:54,546 --> 00:12:55,612
- Ooh!

283
00:12:55,614 --> 00:12:58,782
- [vocalizing]

284
00:12:58,784 --> 00:13:00,017
Two, three.

285
00:13:00,019 --> 00:13:04,554
[vocalizing]

286
00:13:04,556 --> 00:13:06,857
Ahh

287
00:13:06,859 --> 00:13:09,126
- What is that
wonderful music?

288
00:13:12,630 --> 00:13:15,332
- Panda, stop this instant.
We're wasting time.

289
00:13:15,334 --> 00:13:17,834
- Wasting time
like a fox.

290
00:13:17,836 --> 00:13:18,869
Look who's here.

291
00:13:18,871 --> 00:13:24,374
- [giddy vocalizations]

292
00:13:26,477 --> 00:13:28,779
- Master Yao, thank goodness.

293
00:13:28,781 --> 00:13:31,581
Now please, we must
get you back into your box.

294
00:13:31,583 --> 00:13:34,584
- Oh, certainly.
Right after you dance.

295
00:13:34,586 --> 00:13:36,853
Dance, Shifu, dance!

296
00:13:40,391 --> 00:13:44,895
- I--

297
00:13:44,897 --> 00:13:48,832
I'd...

298
00:13:48,834 --> 00:13:51,068
Rather not.

299
00:13:52,937 --> 00:13:55,439
- Hm?

300
00:13:55,441 --> 00:13:59,409
[sighs]
What a huge disappointment.

301
00:14:03,348 --> 00:14:06,183
- I'm sorry, master Yao.
It's just that--

302
00:14:06,185 --> 00:14:08,618
Master Yao?
Master Yao!

303
00:14:08,620 --> 00:14:10,620
- I'm going somewhere!

304
00:14:10,622 --> 00:14:12,789
- Master Yao, no!

305
00:14:12,791 --> 00:14:15,959
- Come on, you're almost there.
No, just kidding.

306
00:14:15,961 --> 00:14:19,463
[laughs]

307
00:14:19,465 --> 00:14:22,132
- Oof! Ow, legs!

308
00:14:22,134 --> 00:14:26,803
- [grunting]

309
00:14:26,805 --> 00:14:28,638
- Ow, back!

310
00:14:28,640 --> 00:14:31,575
- This is so dramatic.
I love it!

311
00:14:31,577 --> 00:14:33,210
- Ow, fingers!

312
00:14:33,212 --> 00:14:36,446
[screams]

313
00:14:36,448 --> 00:14:38,782
[both screaming]

314
00:14:40,984 --> 00:14:44,019
[both screaming] 

315
00:14:50,326 --> 00:14:52,961
- Looks like it's time
for checklist number two.

316
00:14:52,963 --> 00:14:54,763
- Checklist number two?

317
00:14:54,765 --> 00:14:57,432
- Yeah, for when you try
to fix the problem you caused,

318
00:14:57,434 --> 00:14:59,234
but wind up making it worse.

319
00:14:59,236 --> 00:15:01,503
First: Blame someone else.
Second--

320
00:15:01,505 --> 00:15:02,771
- I blame you.

321
00:15:02,773 --> 00:15:05,541
- Now you're getting
the hang of it.

322
00:15:05,543 --> 00:15:06,608
No?

323
00:15:06,610 --> 00:15:09,178
- No.

324
00:15:09,180 --> 00:15:10,379
[thud]
Oh!

325
00:15:10,381 --> 00:15:12,281
- [screams]

326
00:15:12,283 --> 00:15:17,252
Master Shi--hey!

327
00:15:17,254 --> 00:15:18,320
- This is your fault!

328
00:15:18,322 --> 00:15:21,423
Thanks to you, master Yao
is in grave danger.

329
00:15:21,425 --> 00:15:24,693
- Hey, I'm not the one
who let Yao out of the box.

330
00:15:24,695 --> 00:15:25,961
All I've tried to do
is help,

331
00:15:25,963 --> 00:15:27,830
and you've been fighting me
the whole way.

332
00:15:27,832 --> 00:15:30,933
So do you want my help
or not... master?

333
00:15:30,935 --> 00:15:31,900
- No!

334
00:15:31,902 --> 00:15:32,968
- Ah! Ooh!

335
00:15:32,970 --> 00:15:34,703
- Enough of this foolishness.

336
00:15:34,705 --> 00:15:36,972
Now we go
with the Shifu checklist.

337
00:15:36,974 --> 00:15:39,341
Number one: We follow
those cart tracks

338
00:15:39,343 --> 00:15:41,777
and go get master Yao.

339
00:15:52,722 --> 00:15:54,623
We'll break the area
into a grid

340
00:15:54,625 --> 00:15:56,191
and search
every square inch.

341
00:15:56,193 --> 00:15:59,528
- Or we can just--
- I've had enough of your ideas.

342
00:15:59,530 --> 00:16:02,631
- Fine, but--
Eh?

343
00:16:04,500 --> 00:16:06,535
- Tell me the
secrets of kung-fu!

344
00:16:06,537 --> 00:16:08,837
- Ooh, your horns
are so pointy.

345
00:16:08,839 --> 00:16:10,305
Can I touch them?

346
00:16:10,307 --> 00:16:12,074
- What have I done?

347
00:16:12,076 --> 00:16:14,142
- Oh, relax.
Yao won't say anything.

348
00:16:14,144 --> 00:16:16,879
- If I tell you,
they won't be secrets.

349
00:16:16,881 --> 00:16:18,580
Where's the fun in that?

350
00:16:18,582 --> 00:16:19,648
- Told ya.

351
00:16:19,650 --> 00:16:20,983
- Very well.

352
00:16:20,985 --> 00:16:23,752
If I can't have the secrets,
then no one will!

353
00:16:23,754 --> 00:16:25,754
You have till morning
to change your mind.

354
00:16:25,756 --> 00:16:28,323
Otherwise,
your head goes bye-bye.

355
00:16:28,325 --> 00:16:32,194
[metallic clanging]
- Neat!

356
00:16:35,198 --> 00:16:36,965
- Just stay close and...

357
00:16:36,967 --> 00:16:40,602
don't do
what you normally do.

358
00:16:40,604 --> 00:16:42,671
Master Yao,
with your permission,

359
00:16:42,673 --> 00:16:44,773
we'd like to rescue you now.

360
00:16:44,775 --> 00:16:47,442
Master Yao?
Master Yao!

361
00:16:47,444 --> 00:16:49,945
- Ah, fuzzy!

362
00:16:49,947 --> 00:16:52,814
- Any chance we can
get this show on the road here?

363
00:16:52,816 --> 00:16:54,049
- What's the rush?

364
00:16:54,051 --> 00:16:56,084
Can't you see
they're having a moment?

365
00:17:01,224 --> 00:17:03,692
- This way!

366
00:17:03,694 --> 00:17:05,427
- Ha!
- Ooh!

367
00:17:05,429 --> 00:17:08,397
- Your feeble rescue attempt
is foiled!

368
00:17:08,399 --> 00:17:11,967
- Exciting.

369
00:17:11,969 --> 00:17:14,736
- I'm so sorry
about this, master.

370
00:17:14,738 --> 00:17:17,372
This is the worst day of my life.

371
00:17:17,374 --> 00:17:20,275
- Did you know
the hibiscus flower

372
00:17:20,277 --> 00:17:22,110
only lasts for one day?

373
00:17:22,112 --> 00:17:25,480
But that day
is an amazingly beautiful day.

374
00:17:25,482 --> 00:17:29,318
Thanks to you,
today was that day for me.

375
00:17:29,320 --> 00:17:31,853
Today I really lived.

376
00:17:31,855 --> 00:17:35,157
- And now you might
really die.

377
00:17:35,159 --> 00:17:36,892
- Now are you
ready to talk?

378
00:17:36,894 --> 00:17:39,661
- Of course.
Let's talk about these shackles.

379
00:17:39,663 --> 00:17:41,263
They're exquisite.

380
00:17:41,265 --> 00:17:42,898
- Uh...

381
00:17:42,900 --> 00:17:43,899
- [angry snorting]

382
00:17:43,901 --> 00:17:46,401
I want the secrets of kung-fu!

383
00:17:46,403 --> 00:17:50,072
- And I want your outfit.

384
00:17:50,074 --> 00:17:51,139
- Fine, then.

385
00:17:51,141 --> 00:17:53,241
You can take
the secrets with you...

386
00:17:53,243 --> 00:17:54,876
to the grave!

387
00:17:54,878 --> 00:17:59,915
Summon the executioner!

388
00:17:59,917 --> 00:18:03,719
- [gulps]

389
00:18:03,721 --> 00:18:05,754
- Panda, we have
to do something.

390
00:18:05,756 --> 00:18:09,191
- Oh, you're asking me
for advice.

391
00:18:09,193 --> 00:18:10,959
- I-I'm sorry, Po.

392
00:18:10,961 --> 00:18:12,995
I shouldn't have yelled
at you before.

393
00:18:12,997 --> 00:18:16,198
- Oh, it's okay.
I guess I wasn't much help.

394
00:18:16,200 --> 00:18:18,767
I was just trying to get you
to, you know, loosen up.

395
00:18:18,769 --> 00:18:21,169
- Oh, this is sweet.

396
00:18:23,439 --> 00:18:24,506
- Any last requests?

397
00:18:24,508 --> 00:18:26,541
Perhaps some tearful
sniveling

398
00:18:26,543 --> 00:18:28,543
or pointless please
for your lives?

399
00:18:30,813 --> 00:18:33,348
- Yes, I have
a last request.

400
00:18:33,350 --> 00:18:36,284
I'd like to... dance.

401
00:18:36,286 --> 00:18:39,388
- I... did not see that coming.

402
00:18:39,390 --> 00:18:41,356
- You ain't the only one.

403
00:18:41,358 --> 00:18:42,424
- Please.

404
00:18:42,426 --> 00:18:44,793
I owe it to master Yao,
and myself.

405
00:18:44,795 --> 00:18:48,830
- So instead of getting
the secrets of kung-fu,

406
00:18:48,832 --> 00:18:50,866
I get to watch you
humiliate yourself

407
00:18:50,868 --> 00:18:52,567
before your untimely demise?

408
00:18:52,569 --> 00:18:55,737
- Something like that.

409
00:18:55,739 --> 00:19:00,242
- I'm in.
Make sure his wrists stay bound.

410
00:19:00,244 --> 00:19:02,677
- Ha! Now we're getting
to the good part.

411
00:19:02,679 --> 00:19:04,046
- Shifu!

412
00:19:04,048 --> 00:19:06,615
Kind of a funny time
to let loose, but yeah!

413
00:19:06,617 --> 00:19:08,316
Are... you sure about this?

414
00:19:08,318 --> 00:19:09,384
- Yes.

415
00:19:09,386 --> 00:19:11,653
All I need from you
is some music.

416
00:19:11,655 --> 00:19:12,988
- Huh?

417
00:19:19,929 --> 00:19:23,498
- Music!

418
00:19:23,500 --> 00:19:26,501
- [scatting]

419
00:19:26,503 --> 00:19:34,443
[music plays]

420
00:20:06,209 --> 00:20:07,576
- I think that's enough.

421
00:20:07,578 --> 00:20:11,279
- Wait, I'm just starting
to loosen up.

422
00:20:14,383 --> 00:20:17,252
- Oh, I see what you did.
He's free!

423
00:20:19,822 --> 00:20:21,990
- [grunting]

424
00:20:24,794 --> 00:20:27,295
- That was so dangerous.
Love it!

425
00:20:27,297 --> 00:20:29,498
- Be right back.
Time for the big finish.

426
00:20:37,640 --> 00:20:38,974
Pretty sweet idea.

427
00:20:38,976 --> 00:20:41,943
- Just channeling my inner po.

428
00:20:48,151 --> 00:20:50,285
- [screaming]

429
00:20:50,287 --> 00:20:51,820
Congratulations.

430
00:20:51,822 --> 00:20:54,089
You've ruined dance
for me forever.

431
00:20:54,091 --> 00:20:56,291
Now... summon
the reinforcements!

432
00:21:05,801 --> 00:21:07,202
- I don't suppose
you have something

433
00:21:07,204 --> 00:21:09,571
on your checklist for this.

434
00:21:09,573 --> 00:21:13,475
- Blame crane.

435
00:21:13,477 --> 00:21:16,578
- Well, well.
You're quite the dancer, fuzzy.

436
00:21:16,580 --> 00:21:20,148
Don't you feel better now?

437
00:21:20,150 --> 00:21:22,817
- Yes, master.
I do.

438
00:21:28,558 --> 00:21:29,824
[magical chiming]

439
00:21:39,969 --> 00:21:43,305
Master, how--

440
00:21:43,307 --> 00:21:46,441
- I did the eight-armed
yangtze spleen punch

441
00:21:46,443 --> 00:21:47,909
with my mind.

442
00:21:47,911 --> 00:21:52,447
- Whoa, cool!
But, uh...

443
00:21:52,449 --> 00:21:55,050
couldn't you have done that,
you know, before?

444
00:21:55,052 --> 00:21:57,519
- And miss out on all that fun?

445
00:22:03,492 --> 00:22:07,495
- So...
I guess this is good-bye.

446
00:22:07,497 --> 00:22:12,968
- Thank you both
for such an exhilarating day.

447
00:22:12,970 --> 00:22:16,204
Oh, and fuzzy,
remember the hibiscus.

448
00:22:16,206 --> 00:22:20,609
Live each day as if
it were your only one to live.

449
00:22:20,611 --> 00:22:23,011
- I will, master.
I promise.

450
00:22:23,013 --> 00:22:25,981
- Good.
I'm very proud of you.

451
00:22:25,983 --> 00:22:30,285
Back to meditating.
I love it!

452
00:22:30,287 --> 00:22:33,989
- [sniffling]
What?

453
00:22:33,991 --> 00:22:35,190
It was touching.

454
00:22:35,192 --> 00:22:37,859
- I think it would be best

455
00:22:37,861 --> 00:22:40,695
if we kept
this entire incident quiet.

456
00:22:40,697 --> 00:22:43,265
- Sure, as long as you
let me play

457
00:22:43,267 --> 00:22:46,901
with your Yao action figure
in authentic traveling box.

458
00:22:46,903 --> 00:22:51,172
- I have no idea
what you're talking about.

459
00:22:51,174 --> 00:22:54,498
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