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I can't believe I get to
spend the whole day here.
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When do I get to shoot the crossbows?
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Well, you're 13.
I don't even think it's legal.
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So we should do it after lunch.
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Yes!
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Welcome, welcome.
What a pleasure. Mike. Eve.
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I love "take your daughter
to work" day...
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And not just because
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Curly's daughter's the former
Miss Colorado runner-up, huh?
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Wow.
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It's hard to imagine
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how beautiful
the mom would have to be.
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Remember me, Mr. Baxter?
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- Is this who I think it is?
- Ah. (Chuckles)
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Gabriella, look at you. Wow.
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Eve, my daughter Gabriella.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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Just graduated from
the Wharton School of Business.
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4.0 G.P.A., top of the class.
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- Yeah?
- Mm-hmm.
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Wow. Eve can throw a fastball
50 miles an hour.
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It's not a competition, dad,
and actually, it's 53, so...
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Wow.
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So Wharton School--that's very
impressive--business school.
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Thank you,
and I'm really impressed with
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some of the things you guys are
doing over here at outdoor man.
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Yeah. Thanks.
I appreciate that.
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Although there are
other things that are like,
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"whoa.
What were you thinking?"
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She's not kidding, huh?
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Look, I don't want to step
on anyone's toes here,
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but it's been a while since
your business school days,
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and marketing has grown
much more complex.
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Yeah, I've been busy
marketing for 30 years.
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Well, there are a lot
of new theories out there.
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Well, I bet there are.
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So... want to get some hot chocolate?
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Thanks for stopping by.
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"Stopping by"?
Dad, you didn't tell him?
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Excuse me. Excuse me, Ed.
What didn't you tell me?
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Uh, d-didn't I mention
that we could possibly
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Well, I wish I had, because
seems I've gone and done it.
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I can't believe he hired her.
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Let me tell you something
about business school.
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You don't learn anything until
you get out in the real world.
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Gotcha.
School's not important.
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No, that's not what I'm saying.
You need a solid foundation.
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I hear you. Ed's daughter might
be an asset to outdoor man.
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No, I'm not saying that, either.
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What are you saying?
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I'm saying I'm very frustrated.
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I'm not trying to parent
or make any sense right now.
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Well, you're doing a great job.
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Thanks, little buddy.
(Chuckles)
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Dad, watch out for the dog!
(Tires screech)
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(Gasps)
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Last Man Standing - S01E13
Take Your Daughter To Work
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Sync and corrections by Gatto
for www.addic7ed.com
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Hey. Dad almost hit a dog,
but we're okay.
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What?
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Well, "dog" is a bit
of an overstatement.
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(Gasps) Oh, my God!
He's so cute!
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(Door closes) Mom, can we keep him?
I've always wanted a dog.
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No, no, no, no.
We're not keeping that dog.
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Your mom and I have
very strong opinions about that.
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Oh, say... (High-pitched voice)
"I'm not a dog.
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I'm just a cutie potato."
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What kind of dog is it?
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Ah, it's a Maltese.
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They were bred in ancient times
for rodent control.
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Apparently, ancient people
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wanted rodents to have
a fighting chance.
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So, dad, come on,
why can't we keep it?
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'Cause he belongs to somebody else.
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Somebody's probably worried sick
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that it slipped out of their purse.
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Oh, God.
Also, I'm allergic.
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Maybe we could just get rid of Mandy.
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Eve.
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What? I'm just saying,
is she really working out?
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All right, all right,
we're gonna keep Mandy for now,
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but the dog's going back--
end of story.
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But it has no tags,
so make up some posters,
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put 'em round the neighborhood,
canvass the area, all right?
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Yeah.
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And, Kristin...
Huh?
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Call vets, local shelters.
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See if anybody reported it missing.
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And don't fall in love
with this thing, please?
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Can I just hold him
for a little while?
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(Sighs) You can hold it
for a little while,
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but don't name it.
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Come on, Muffin. Mwah.
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"Muffin" actually butches
that thing up a little bit.
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So, uh, since when did Mandy
become allergic to dogs?
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Oh. Yeah, I might have
told her that when she was 4.
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It's really hard getting them
out of those mall pet stores.
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So you lied to her.
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Like you never lied?
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No.
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Huh? What about the time you told Eve
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that sugared cereal
makes hair grow on your back?
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How else do I explain your mother?
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Ohh.
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Ohh.
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And as this graph indicates,
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while we do well with our
core demographic--next slide...
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You don't need to say, "next slide."
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You have the controller in your hand.
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We are severely underserving
our youth and female markets.
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Listen, it's called "outdoor man,"
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not "outdoor people."
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We don't underserve them.
We just don't care about them.
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Ed, back me up.
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Uh, just go on, pumpkin.
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Next slide.
(Click)
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She is making us look terrible.
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What do you mean, "us"?
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You know. We're a team.
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Kyle, I've been
working here 30 years.
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I don't even know your last name.
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Excuse me. Would you like to
add something to this meeting?
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No.
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It's "Anderson."
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Continue, Gabriella.
Continue, please.
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Here's what I'm thinking--
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a total redesign
of all of our retail stores--
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hip, young, minimalist.
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Additionally, we rebrand ourselves.
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Outdoor man becomes-- next slide...
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O.D.M.
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Or...
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And I-I think this could be
a real time-saver--
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we don't do any of this.
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Look, we need to diversify.
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Our average customer
is a 43-year-old male,
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and do you know why that is?
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Yes. Because they have all the money.
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And what they do is they trade
that money for our stuff.
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If we go this direction,
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we're gonna gut the soul
of the company we built, Ed.
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It's true, honey.
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You have very impressive
charts and figures here,
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but I've always gone with Mike's gut
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when it comes to making big decisions.
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Oh.
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Okay.
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And did Mike's gut tell you
to miss my school plays?
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Oh, honey...
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I'm fine. Forget it. It was
probably a stupid idea anyway.
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- Sweetie, please,
- whatever.
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I'll just be in my room--
I mean, office.
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All right, all right, what the hell.
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Maybe it's time
to embrace a new generation.
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What?
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Really?
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I just can't say "no"
to you, pumpkin.
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Oh, thank you, daddy.
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All right, okay.
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Don't worry about it, Mr. B.
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We can open up our own store.
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It doesn't have to be
sporting goods. You know...
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I bake.
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Everything you just said angers me.
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Hey. Okay,
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I canvassed the entire
neighborhood with posters.
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Did anybody call?
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Yeah. Tons of people.
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All guys, actually.
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Nice. (Chuckles)
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Can I see that poster?
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(Sighs)
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Oh, my God.
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Mandy, that is not appropriate.
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What are you talking about?
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"Looking for my Master"?
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Yeah. It's a dog--
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(gasps)
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(Mouths word)
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Yeah. All right, well, we've checked
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with all of the shelters
and vets' offices.
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He's not chipped, and nobody's
reporting a missing Maltese.
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Speaking of which,
does anybody know where he is?
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He's playing in dad's office.
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In dad's office?
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(Dog growling)
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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Ohh. Dad's African drum.
(Gasps)
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This was a gift from an entire
village for bringing rain.
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It was a coincidence,
but he really went with it.
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Oh, boy. Your dad
is not gonna be happy.
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But you know what?
I don't care...
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(High-pitched voice) Because
this baby's just the cutest...
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(Girls cooing)
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I forgot my allergy.
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You know, mom, I'm--
I'm feeling okay right now.
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I just--I keep remembering
what you told me
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about the doctor saying I could
just suddenly stop breathing.
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Mandy, honey, y--
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(breathing heavily)
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Better safe than sorry.
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(Door closes)
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(Mike) I'm home, everybody.
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Well, nice knowing you, Muffin.
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What are you doing in here?
What happened to my drum?
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I got that drum for saving
a village by bringing them rain.
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Oh, stop.
You didn't save anything.
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You just stood there
with your arms out
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and sang the Michigan fight song.
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- Which they're still singing to this day.
- All right.
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This is irreplaceable.
Did that dog do this?
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M-Muffin didn't do it.
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Really??
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I... did it.
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You chewed the end of this drum?
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And I am not proud of myself.
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Did you also drop this cute,
little turd over here?
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Aww.
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Yes.
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That was me, too. I pooped.
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(Telephone rings) Well, you gotta
go get something to clean that up.
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(Ring)
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(Beep)
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Yeah. Yeah. Hey, Mandy,
it's about that poster.
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Oh, great.
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Great. Excuse me?
I don't think so.
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Mandy already has a daddy.
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You're talking to him.
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(Beep) Yeah.
That was one disturbed individual.
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All right. You know what, girls?
Take the dog out for a walk.
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Okay, but I get to
carry him this time.
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You carried him last time.
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How can you walk something
when you're carrying it?
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It doesn't make any sense.
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What's the matter with you people?
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You know what? Dad's right.
We're coddling him too much.
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We should get his leash
and his tiny sweater,
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and we'll go out. Come on.
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Have fun now,
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'cause I'm taking that dog
to work with me tomorrow.
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There's no more bonding.
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It's just gonna make it
more difficult to get rid of it.
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(Telephone rings, beep)
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I've got a gun and bullets
with your name on it, pervert.
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Hold on. It's your mom.
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(Mike) Hey, Mike Baxter here
for outdoor man.
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You know, man has
a long history with dogs.
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Ancient man bred these wolf hybrids
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to protect them when they
were eating around a fire.
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They also used that same dog to
attack other cavemen. (Howling)
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Big, huge, burly, nasty, fast,
angry animals, those dogs were.
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We've come a long way.
We went from those...
255
00:10:40,879 --> 00:10:43,180
To this...
256
00:10:44,949 --> 00:10:48,685
Bred entirely to be adorable.
257
00:10:48,753 --> 00:10:52,155
For those of you who are
affected by such things,
258
00:10:52,223 --> 00:10:57,460
it's great, but for me, nothin'.
This--no feeling right here.
259
00:10:57,528 --> 00:11:00,296
Don't care.
Lick all you want, kid.
260
00:11:00,364 --> 00:11:03,866
You know, sometimes...
Change isn't progress.
261
00:11:03,934 --> 00:11:06,068
Sometimes change is just change...
(Laser fires)
262
00:11:06,136 --> 00:11:09,704
Whether it's a hybrid dog
or a store like outdoor man.
263
00:11:09,772 --> 00:11:11,540
Still doesn't work, kid.
264
00:11:11,607 --> 00:11:15,810
Back off. Just back off.
265
00:11:15,878 --> 00:11:17,979
You know, just 'cause
you can change something,
266
00:11:18,048 --> 00:11:20,315
doesn't mean you should. Like this...
(Growls)
267
00:11:20,383 --> 00:11:21,916
Colt .45.
268
00:11:21,983 --> 00:11:26,820
Basically the--the same service
mechanism they designed in 1911.
269
00:11:26,888 --> 00:11:30,724
I would call it
the other "man's best friend."
270
00:11:30,792 --> 00:11:33,827
And all this month, we have
this along with other items
271
00:11:33,895 --> 00:11:37,130
on sale--outdoor man--40% off.
So stop by...
272
00:11:37,198 --> 00:11:40,600
Or the little guy gets it.
273
00:11:40,668 --> 00:11:43,070
(Key clicks) That's a wrap, Mr. B.
274
00:11:43,137 --> 00:11:44,104
(Gun clicks)
275
00:11:44,172 --> 00:11:45,838
Hey, Mike.
276
00:11:45,906 --> 00:11:47,441
(Door closes)
(Clears throat) Look at that.
277
00:11:47,508 --> 00:11:51,178
Uh, that's a sad excuse for a dog.
278
00:11:51,245 --> 00:11:54,513
It's not a dog
if it can be killed by a cat.
279
00:11:54,581 --> 00:11:58,717
It's not a dog if it can fit
inside another dog's mouth.
280
00:11:58,785 --> 00:12:01,220
Or be carried off
by a medium-sized pigeon.
281
00:12:03,022 --> 00:12:05,924
Or if it can be
accidentally vacuumed up.
282
00:12:05,992 --> 00:12:08,961
Look at you two, making dog jokes,
283
00:12:09,028 --> 00:12:11,862
pretending you're not upset
about Ed's daughter.
284
00:12:11,930 --> 00:12:13,965
(Chuckles)
285
00:12:15,634 --> 00:12:17,902
(Door closes)
It's not a dog if it can--
286
00:12:17,970 --> 00:12:20,572
I think we're done here,
aren't we, Ed?
287
00:12:20,639 --> 00:12:22,107
(Exhales deeply)
288
00:12:22,174 --> 00:12:25,042
Michael. (Clears throat)
289
00:12:25,110 --> 00:12:27,411
This is my company,
and I am the boss.
290
00:12:27,479 --> 00:12:30,013
And?
291
00:12:30,081 --> 00:12:33,683
And I think your gut is 100% right.
292
00:12:33,751 --> 00:12:37,053
I just didn't want
to let Gabriella down,
293
00:12:37,122 --> 00:12:40,524
and I spent her entire life
not being there.
294
00:12:40,592 --> 00:12:43,392
I wanted to make up for it,
I g--in some way.
295
00:12:43,460 --> 00:12:44,860
You know?
Can you understand that?
296
00:12:44,928 --> 00:12:47,096
Yeah, yeah.
I do--I do understand.
297
00:12:47,164 --> 00:12:49,599
Listen, it's not like
her ideas are bad.
298
00:12:49,666 --> 00:12:51,700
They're--they're just not
right for our company.
299
00:12:51,768 --> 00:12:54,337
Yeah, I know, I know.
But she's pretty sharp, right?
300
00:12:54,404 --> 00:12:56,272
She's a great kid.
You should be real proud of her.
301
00:12:56,340 --> 00:12:57,439
Thank you, Mike. Thank you.
302
00:12:57,507 --> 00:12:59,874
But she's very annoying.
303
00:12:59,942 --> 00:13:02,977
Her mother was a monster.
304
00:13:03,045 --> 00:13:04,379
Hmm.
305
00:13:04,447 --> 00:13:06,748
You got to figure out how to
let go of some of this guilt
306
00:13:06,815 --> 00:13:09,050
and say "no" to that girl.
307
00:13:09,118 --> 00:13:10,652
Yeah, I know. You're right.
I'll be strong.
308
00:13:10,719 --> 00:13:11,686
Good.
309
00:13:11,754 --> 00:13:14,155
I'll talk to her. Thanks.
310
00:13:14,222 --> 00:13:15,055
Okay.
311
00:13:17,025 --> 00:13:19,460
Will you come with me, Mike?
312
00:13:23,365 --> 00:13:25,266
(Door opens)
313
00:13:25,333 --> 00:13:28,735
Gabriella?
314
00:13:28,803 --> 00:13:30,002
We need to talk.
(Door closes)
315
00:13:30,070 --> 00:13:31,538
What is it?
316
00:13:31,605 --> 00:13:35,441
Well, it's about your idea for
modernizing the retail space.
317
00:13:35,509 --> 00:13:38,778
Yes. Okay. So here's
what I've been thinking.
318
00:13:38,845 --> 00:13:41,681
I-I-I can't do it.
319
00:13:48,288 --> 00:13:50,522
Gabby, what your dad is trying to say
320
00:13:50,590 --> 00:13:52,624
is that we can't go forward
with your plan.
321
00:13:52,692 --> 00:13:53,925
What?
(Clears throat)
322
00:13:53,993 --> 00:13:55,494
Daddy...
323
00:13:55,562 --> 00:13:57,996
She pulled the "daddy." I can't...
324
00:13:58,064 --> 00:13:59,231
Listen, it's a good idea,
325
00:13:59,299 --> 00:14:01,166
but it's just not right
for us right now.
326
00:14:01,234 --> 00:14:02,533
(Sighs)
327
00:14:02,601 --> 00:14:05,770
So let's see. You, uh...
You make a promise,
328
00:14:05,838 --> 00:14:07,706
get my hopes up,
and don't come through.
329
00:14:07,773 --> 00:14:11,342
That reminds me of something.
Oh. My childhood.
330
00:14:11,410 --> 00:14:15,479
(Groans)
Ooh, she's good. That's--nice shot.
331
00:14:15,547 --> 00:14:16,981
And on top of all that,
332
00:14:17,049 --> 00:14:19,416
you didn't even have the courage
to tell me yourself.
333
00:14:19,483 --> 00:14:22,519
Well, I-I-I tried to.
I-I didn't know how to tell you.
334
00:14:22,587 --> 00:14:24,554
I feel like an idiot,
and I've done all of this work.
335
00:14:24,622 --> 00:14:26,757
You should have been direct
with me from the start.
336
00:14:26,825 --> 00:14:29,126
Tell her I'm sorry I wasn't direct.
337
00:14:31,529 --> 00:14:34,130
Tell my dad, "thanks for nothing."
338
00:14:35,332 --> 00:14:40,837
(Exhales deeply)
339
00:14:40,904 --> 00:14:44,640
I think I have an idea to help
you guys get back together.
340
00:14:44,708 --> 00:14:47,643
Hear me out.
341
00:14:47,711 --> 00:14:49,811
A Maltese puppy.
342
00:14:57,729 --> 00:14:59,450
(Mike) Hey, Ed, can you
come in here a minute?
343
00:14:59,518 --> 00:15:01,385
Yeah. Sure.
Here you go.
344
00:15:01,453 --> 00:15:02,954
Yeah, Mike.
345
00:15:04,289 --> 00:15:05,556
(Door closes)
346
00:15:05,625 --> 00:15:06,791
Gabriella.
347
00:15:06,859 --> 00:15:08,326
Dad.
348
00:15:08,393 --> 00:15:10,729
Well, you I.D.'D each other.
There's a start.
349
00:15:10,796 --> 00:15:13,530
Listen, we have to repair
this relationship.
350
00:15:13,598 --> 00:15:16,399
It's just too important.
You only get one dad.
351
00:15:16,467 --> 00:15:18,636
And you only get--
how many is it now?
352
00:15:18,703 --> 00:15:21,404
Six daughters.
353
00:15:21,472 --> 00:15:23,540
Is that including the war baby?
354
00:15:23,608 --> 00:15:25,709
Yes, of course.
355
00:15:25,777 --> 00:15:28,377
(Sighs) Listen, the point is
356
00:15:28,445 --> 00:15:29,912
you got some guilt to work through.
357
00:15:29,980 --> 00:15:31,748
Divorce is hard.
You were a good father.
358
00:15:31,815 --> 00:15:34,283
You did the best you could
under a difficult situation.
359
00:15:34,351 --> 00:15:36,119
It's true.
360
00:15:36,186 --> 00:15:37,987
I always knew that you loved me,
361
00:15:38,055 --> 00:15:40,523
even though mom often
told me that you didn't.
362
00:15:40,590 --> 00:15:43,092
I told you she was a monster.
363
00:15:43,160 --> 00:15:45,560
Listen, you guys
want to work together,
364
00:15:45,628 --> 00:15:48,163
you got s stop treating her
like a little girl.
365
00:15:48,230 --> 00:15:49,698
Thank you.
366
00:15:49,766 --> 00:15:51,033
And if you want to be
treated like an adult,
367
00:15:51,100 --> 00:15:52,500
you gotta act like one,
stop whining and moping
368
00:15:52,568 --> 00:15:55,115
and saying "daddy"
every time you want something.
369
00:15:57,907 --> 00:16:03,110
Maybe I do play
on your guilt sometimes.
370
00:16:03,178 --> 00:16:05,179
I understand.
371
00:16:05,246 --> 00:16:07,848
Although you did leave my mother
and now I don't trust men.
372
00:16:07,916 --> 00:16:09,421
Okay, I'm done.
373
00:16:11,086 --> 00:16:12,653
Well, I shouldn't have
let you get your hopes up
374
00:16:12,721 --> 00:16:15,389
if I couldn't follow through
with your business idea.
375
00:16:15,456 --> 00:16:18,091
Well, I may be able to follow
through after all. (Keys clicking)
376
00:16:18,159 --> 00:16:21,094
Next slide.
377
00:16:21,162 --> 00:16:23,897
Okay, I say we open up
another web presence
378
00:16:23,964 --> 00:16:27,667
using your "O.D.M." Banner,
which is a very solid idea.
379
00:16:27,735 --> 00:16:30,536
That way, we don't alienate
our current customer base.
380
00:16:30,604 --> 00:16:32,437
Well, the younger demographic
I was targeting
381
00:16:32,505 --> 00:16:35,841
- prefers to shop online anyway.
- So we're good?
382
00:16:35,909 --> 00:16:37,167
It will empower us to recontextualize
383
00:16:37,287 --> 00:16:40,545
- our image to a--
- whoo! Let's just say "yes."
384
00:16:40,613 --> 00:16:43,381
It's great. Thank you, Mike.
385
00:16:43,449 --> 00:16:44,817
Don't thank me.
Thank your dad.
386
00:16:44,884 --> 00:16:46,651
He's the one that had the vision
to hire young talent,
387
00:16:46,720 --> 00:16:49,320
encourage it. The company's
better off because of it.
388
00:16:49,387 --> 00:16:51,823
Are you talking about yourself or me?
389
00:16:51,890 --> 00:16:54,425
Let's not spoil the moment.
390
00:16:57,529 --> 00:16:59,597
(Mike) Hey, girls,
I got a little bit of news.
391
00:16:59,664 --> 00:17:01,699
The owner of the dog called.
He's on his way over here.
392
00:17:01,767 --> 00:17:04,000
So might be a good time
to say your good-byes. Come on.
393
00:17:04,068 --> 00:17:05,535
You knew this was coming.
394
00:17:05,603 --> 00:17:08,071
I'll go first.
395
00:17:10,775 --> 00:17:13,576
Uh... Mandy, honey...
396
00:17:13,644 --> 00:17:14,978
Honey...
397
00:17:15,046 --> 00:17:16,146
Yeah?
398
00:17:16,214 --> 00:17:17,748
You're not allergic.
399
00:17:17,815 --> 00:17:19,149
(Glove snaps)
400
00:17:19,217 --> 00:17:20,783
What?
401
00:17:20,884 --> 00:17:24,920
I-I just--I've been lying to you
for 13 years because I, uh...
402
00:17:24,988 --> 00:17:27,256
- I was trying to get you out of a mall.
- What?
403
00:17:27,323 --> 00:17:28,991
I can't believe this.
404
00:17:29,059 --> 00:17:31,060
Mama, you were there today
when I called the doctor
405
00:17:31,128 --> 00:17:33,562
- to make an appointment for the allergy shots.
- Well...
406
00:17:33,630 --> 00:17:36,216
I very likely would not have
let you go through with that.
407
00:17:37,733 --> 00:17:40,334
Give her a break right now.
Parenting's tough.
408
00:17:40,402 --> 00:17:43,304
Many times, you gotta
streamline conversations
409
00:17:43,372 --> 00:17:45,306
to avoid the big arguments.
We do it all the time.
410
00:17:45,374 --> 00:17:47,275
Yeah. Right. Wait, what?
411
00:17:47,342 --> 00:17:48,900
Honey. Married 30 years.
412
00:17:49,020 --> 00:17:49,978
We're--we're in the homestretch.
Yeah.
413
00:17:50,045 --> 00:17:52,880
You might as well know,
I actually like Chinese food.
414
00:17:52,947 --> 00:17:57,321
I just, you know,
don't like watching you eat it...
415
00:17:58,719 --> 00:18:03,657
Wow. I-I-I have been
going without since '87.
416
00:18:03,724 --> 00:18:06,193
I know, but it's that--
what's that soup?
417
00:18:06,261 --> 00:18:07,827
- The hot and sour, whatever that is.
- Yeah?
418
00:18:07,895 --> 00:18:10,930
It's slurping. It's--it's--
it's horrible when you slurp.
419
00:18:10,998 --> 00:18:13,465
I think the lie saved
the marriage. It has. Come on.
420
00:18:13,533 --> 00:18:15,101
All right, you know what?
421
00:18:15,169 --> 00:18:17,970
We are ordering
from emperor's palace tonight.
422
00:18:18,038 --> 00:18:22,074
Oh, Muffin.
You were the perfect accessory.
423
00:18:22,142 --> 00:18:25,110
You were versatile enough to
accompany a little black dress,
424
00:18:25,178 --> 00:18:27,478
but you also went
with jeans and a tee.
425
00:18:27,546 --> 00:18:30,182
Listen, Muffin, I'm gonna give you
426
00:18:30,249 --> 00:18:32,951
the greatest compliment I know, okay?
427
00:18:33,019 --> 00:18:36,087
(Lowered voice) You make me
want to be a better dresser.
428
00:18:37,890 --> 00:18:40,406
Take him.
429
00:18:42,327 --> 00:18:44,829
(Sighs) I know we didn't
get much time together,
430
00:18:44,896 --> 00:18:47,131
but the time we had was special.
431
00:18:47,199 --> 00:18:49,499
You're just about
the best thing I've ever met.
432
00:18:49,567 --> 00:18:51,302
(Sniffles)
433
00:18:51,369 --> 00:18:54,461
(Voice breaking) I can barely
remember my life before you.
434
00:18:56,740 --> 00:19:00,509
(Sniffles) And I don't know
what I'm gonna do without you.
435
00:19:00,577 --> 00:19:01,544
(Sniffles)
436
00:19:01,611 --> 00:19:03,146
(Doorbell rings) (Kisses)
437
00:19:03,214 --> 00:19:05,849
Thank God, somebody's here.
438
00:19:05,916 --> 00:19:07,808
Bring the dog.
439
00:19:12,222 --> 00:19:14,289
Hey there. Mike Baxter.
440
00:19:14,357 --> 00:19:17,392
Yo. I'm Elliot,
but my friends call me "Wenis."
441
00:19:17,460 --> 00:19:20,237
Let's just go with "Elliot,"
all right?
442
00:19:21,965 --> 00:19:24,166
Here's your dog. You've probably
been worried sick about him.
443
00:19:24,234 --> 00:19:26,034
Actually, it's kind of funny.
444
00:19:26,102 --> 00:19:29,871
I didn't realize it was missing
for, like, the first three days.
445
00:19:29,938 --> 00:19:31,839
How do you not know
your dog's missing?
446
00:19:31,907 --> 00:19:34,668
You know. Scorpio.
447
00:19:35,878 --> 00:19:38,612
What, is that short for "stupid"?
448
00:19:38,680 --> 00:19:41,048
(Laughs)
449
00:19:41,116 --> 00:19:44,317
Dad, you can't
give the dog to this guy.
450
00:19:44,385 --> 00:19:46,221
Well... (Scoffs) It's his dog.
451
00:19:49,957 --> 00:19:52,525
He looks, you know,
responsible enough.
452
00:19:52,593 --> 00:19:54,772
Yeah, when I'm not high.
Right?
453
00:19:58,399 --> 00:20:01,466
All right. (Sighs) I'm outta here.
454
00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:02,768
(Dog whines) Later.
455
00:20:02,835 --> 00:20:06,471
There you go.
He's gonna be fine. You know...
456
00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:09,870
Well... what?
457
00:20:12,174 --> 00:20:13,879
It's somebody else's dog.
What do you want me to do?
458
00:20:13,947 --> 00:20:16,447
I can't just tie him up,
put him in the basement.
459
00:20:16,515 --> 00:20:18,086
What do you want me--
460
00:20:22,288 --> 00:20:24,522
wait up, Wenis!
461
00:20:30,886 --> 00:20:31,904
Mike?
(Mike) Yeah, babe.
462
00:20:32,024 --> 00:20:34,894
- That was a sweet thing you did for the girls.
- Yeah.
463
00:20:34,962 --> 00:20:37,730
When it comes down to it, you're
a real softy, Mike Baxter.
464
00:20:37,798 --> 00:20:39,732
Well, don't tell anybody, okay?
(Switch clicks)
465
00:20:39,800 --> 00:20:42,134
You do realize that at some point,
466
00:20:42,202 --> 00:20:43,936
they're gonna stop walking that dog.
467
00:20:44,004 --> 00:20:45,471
(Switch clicks) I know.
468
00:20:45,539 --> 00:20:48,474
And then it'll fall to us to
feed it and clean up after it...
469
00:20:48,542 --> 00:20:51,042
Honey, I am well aware of that.
470
00:20:51,110 --> 00:20:53,344
(Switch clicks) (Baby voice)
Clip his little toenails.
471
00:20:53,412 --> 00:20:56,615
Well, hopefully,
we can outsource that.
472
00:20:56,682 --> 00:20:58,082
It's amazing.
473
00:20:58,150 --> 00:21:00,218
No matter how old those girls get,
474
00:21:00,285 --> 00:21:03,087
they give you that face,
you got to say "yes."
475
00:21:03,155 --> 00:21:05,289
Mm.
(Switch clicks)
476
00:21:05,357 --> 00:21:06,257
Night.
477
00:21:06,325 --> 00:21:07,258
Night.
478
00:21:07,326 --> 00:21:08,259
(Kiss)
479
00:21:08,327 --> 00:21:11,262
(Sighs)
480
00:21:11,330 --> 00:21:13,131
Mm.
481
00:21:14,266 --> 00:21:15,699
What is that?
482
00:21:15,767 --> 00:21:17,435
My foot.
483
00:21:17,503 --> 00:21:19,570
Licking my foot?
484
00:21:19,638 --> 00:21:21,805
(Switch clicks)
485
00:21:21,873 --> 00:21:23,473
Good God.
486
00:21:23,541 --> 00:21:24,774
Ohh. (Laughs)
487
00:21:24,842 --> 00:21:26,343
Don't start-- don't talk to it.
488
00:21:26,411 --> 00:21:29,513
(Baby voice)
Say, "night-night," Booshi.
489
00:21:29,580 --> 00:21:31,660
Love you, little Booshi.
490
00:21:34,464 --> 00:21:37,514
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