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Seven, six...
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Five, four,
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three, two, one...
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Happy New Year!
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- Oh.
- I'm sorry.
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- Hi.
- I'm Chris.
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Reagan.
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- Hi. Hi, Reagan.
- Hi.
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- Nice to meet you.
- Ooh, my God, Reagan.
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I've made a lot of mistakes.
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But this year's
going to be different.
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Sweet goatee.
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Three, two, one...
Happy New Year!
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Happy New Year, Mrs. Brinkley.
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- Mm, I love you guys.
- Mwah.
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We love you, Ava.
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2005 was the year of "my bads".
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But this year's
going to be different.
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Happy New Year!
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- Happy New Year.
- Happy New Year, sweetie.
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Happy New Year, babe.
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Happy New Year, honey.
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I just had a revelation
about New Year's Eve.
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If you can't drink, it really sucks.
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You know, I've made some mistakes.
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Right.
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But this year's
going to be different.
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♪
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Okay, thank you, Sanjita.
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Well, that's it.
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I can't find anyone
to babysit on New Year's.
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What do people with a baby
do for New Year's Eve?
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Well, you know what, we're prisoners,
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- so let's just make it fun.
- Okay.
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Kind of like that apartment jail
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that the good fellas
used to hang out in.
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We'll just make a meal, and
we'll... we'll slice garlic
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with a razor blade, and let it
dissolve in a pan real nice.
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We can bust each other's balls.
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You want I should call Ava and
Kevin, see what they're doing?
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And the last few
that we planned, you got sick.
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Was I?
I don't even...
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You know what, we could
watch a movie instead,
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that would be really fun.
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No, game night.
That's what we're doing.
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We're doing game night.
Game night!
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Okay, well, as long
as you can keep it
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casual, and fun, and non-competitive.
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Of course, honey.
Come on.
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I mean, unless
someone's a total puss.
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See, that's what I'm...
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No, I'm going to go try to find
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all those games that we have.
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♪ Game night, game night
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♪ aw, aw, aw, aw, aw, game night ♪
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Game night's not happening, right?
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We're both in agreement
on that, we hate it?
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Ooh, Kevin.
This is so embarrassing.
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I was asked to be grand marshal
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of the pacific palisades
New Year's Day parade.
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Well, not to brag,
but I just dropped off
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a bunch of privacy slats
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for the dumpster chain link
at the Sherman Oaks Petco.
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Mm, privacy slats, are you
freakin' kidding me?
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Oh, careful, careful.
Watch the makeup.
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Oh, Bart's here to get
a quick pic of me
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for the Los Angeles Times.
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I hope this isn't inappropriate,
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but you are even more
beautiful than Naomi watts.
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I get that a lot.
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You must be so proud of her.
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I'd give anything to wear a
cape and have people like it.
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I don't know.
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She's just so much more fancy,
you know?
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I worry sometimes that
I can't live up to her.
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Don't do that to yourself.
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You can't.
Who could?
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- Hi.
- Well, hello there.
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You know what, I can get with
the whole Capelet trend,
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but the... I think the wand
is too much.
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Oh, sweetie.
It's a scepter.
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Have you not been
grand marshal of a parade?
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I wanted to know, uh, would
you and Kevin like to come over
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for a very old school
game night for New Year's Eve?
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Oh. Well, your wish is granted.
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Oh. Ow!
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No, seriously, a low-key
couples' New Year's sounds fun.
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- Right? Doesn't it?
- Yeah.
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I mean, no velvet ropes,
no bottle service,
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no telling the bouncer
that his neck tattoo is sexy.
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Yeah.
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Hey, Missy, um, what are you
doing for New Year's Eve?
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Actually, just going to hang out
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with my lame boyfriend, Isaac.
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He's, whatever... I met him on j-date.
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Missy, I didn't know you were a "j".
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Oh, actually I'm a "Roman c".
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But I do love a "j".
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Isaac's only half.
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Well, why don't you
and your half a "j"
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come over to my house
for New Year's Eve?
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You know what I'm sayin'?
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Yeah.
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Mine explodes afterwards.
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Rocking my cool party shirt,
my tight party shave, right?
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What happened to all the games?
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Uh, I don't know.
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Honestly, babe, I want you
to check out my face
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and compare it to Amy's bottom,
just, texture-wise.
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I can't find any of the games.
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Yeah, that sucks.
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Did you end up checking the,
uh, in the mumble room?
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Okay, you literally just said,
"mumble room".
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- Hey buddy.
- Hey guys.
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- Christopher.
- Hi. Oh, you look great.
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Down boy, I'm taken!
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Okay.
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Reagan!
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Let's crank it up.
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Wow, dude, I've never seen
you wear a jacket before.
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Thanks.
It's for Ava.
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Okay.
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All right, I don't want
you to freak out, Chris...
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- Yeah?
- But I brought fireworks.
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Thought we could do a little
display come midnight.
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Dude, this is awesome.
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- All right.
- You boys.
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But seriously, if anything happens
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to Kevin's beautiful hands,
I will end you.
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Hey you guys!
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I'm so happy you're here.
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- Oh, yay.
- Yay.
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Help yourself to some food.
I also made jell-o shots.
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I've got regular ones,
and virgin ones,
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for people who just like jell-o.
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So here you go.
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Honey, babe,
I found the trivial pursuit.
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What?
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It was in a box marked "old bulbs".
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That seems like
an honest mistake, though,
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that somebody might make.
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Makes you wonder what happened
to those old bulbs, huh?
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Oh, wow.
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Hey, Happy New Year!
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Sorry we're late.
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Isaac had to stop
at the grocery store.
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Holy Abercrombie and Fitch.
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Hi, nice to meet you.
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Hi.
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Apologies for our tardiness.
I really feel dreadful.
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Cool it, Isaac.
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Quit apologizing, it's fine.
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Man, you are handsome.
I don't know if you know that.
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I'm also detecting,
like a, um, like a...
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Some kind of a Brit accent.
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Let me guess.
It's, um... it's like a slough.
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I'm from London.
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London-town!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Got a double-Decker
bus in the channel.
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Okay, baby, you don't have
to fill every awkward silence.
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If... I hope it's not imposing,
but, uh, I'm a bit of a chef.
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If it's okay, I'd love to whip
up some tapas.
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If it's an ass-ache, just say no.
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No, it's not an ass-ache
to whip up tapas.
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The kitchen's right over here,
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and, uh, we also have a loo
just over here if you need it.
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You can get one of those on j-date?
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Okay, he makes David Beckham
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look like an actual pile of garbage.
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Yeah, he's good-looking,
and the sex is amazing.
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I mean, he can definitely keep up.
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But he's a little annoying.
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That bitch is crazy.
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That Isaac's a great dude.
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He said he liked my jacket too.
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Oh, no, it's adorable.
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I just... I don't know,
I like your usual look.
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You know, denim overalls,
denim shirt.
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You know, "d" on "d".
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Ah, Ava?
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There's something wrong
with your hand, honey.
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There isn't a shot of Tequila in it.
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- Oh.
- Come on.
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Got to get this party loosened up.
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Well, this was a swing
and a miss, huh?
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Aw.
I think you look great.
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'Course, I'm not Ava.
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Have you any "aluminium" foil?
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Ah! We're in America!
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We are.
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- Okay, all right.
- Ten seconds.
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- You have ten seconds.
- All right, um...
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Henry VI?
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Henry VII.
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- Oh!
- Oh, God!
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It's his own country.
How embarrassing.
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All right, babe, take it easy.
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Let's not be the ugly Americans here.
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He knows, he knows.
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Okay, our turn.
Baby, we've got to get in.
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Give me a three, give me a
three, give me a three.
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Yes! Yes.
Going in the center.
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All right, honey,
this one is for the win.
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Good, uh... I'll take, um, geography.
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Yeah, okay, if you get this
wrong, I'm going to kill you.
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"My wife!"
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Borat, right?
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I guess.
I don't... was that?
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Oh, thank you.
You know what?
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I'm just going
to pace myself tonight.
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Yeah, I'm going to be
in a parade tomorrow,
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so I don't want my fans
to see me puffy-eyed.
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Wait, dude, are you riding
with Ms. palisades over here?
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Yeah, no, it's just going to be me.
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They said I could bring
a significant other, but I...
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I didn't think that
you'd be interested
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in all that fancy business.
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Yeah, why would I want
to be in a parade
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when I can stand off to the side
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amidst the aroma of cotton
candy and horse crap?
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All right, okay, okay, enough
of that, enough of that.
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Let's go, let's go, let's go,
let's go, let's go.
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"What is the largest desert?"
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Oh, I know this.
It's, um, Antarctica.
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Antarctica?
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It is, trust me.
I know it's kind of a trick.
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Honey, are you 100% sure here?
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Seriously, because if...
If you're not,
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then I am going to rip off
your largest organ.
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Your skin.
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Remember when I got that before,
for a piece of the pie?
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I'm sure nobody forgets that.
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Okay, okay, listen, honey...
Seriously, think about it.
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Are you sure it's not, like...
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It's not the Sahara?
Or the Gobi?
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It's Antarctica.
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He's right.
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Yes!
Oh, my God, we won!
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Yes!
Chump change!
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♪ Yeah, uh-huh, we win
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Yeah.
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Oh, whoo!
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I'm so excited.
Okay.
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Ooh, yes.
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Does anyone want any dessert?
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Oh, there's so much
explodable food back there.
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Dude, we're totally blowing up
that chicken, right?
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- Totally.
- All right.
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Hey, uh, not to get all lady
on you, but, I don't know,
253
00:09:59,746 --> 00:10:01,768
do you think Ava's embarrassed of me?
254
00:10:01,934 --> 00:10:03,436
What?
Seriously?
255
00:10:03,602 --> 00:10:08,566
Well, you know, we never go
out to dinner, you know?
256
00:10:08,732 --> 00:10:11,653
And she doesn't want me
to ride in the parade, and...
257
00:10:11,819 --> 00:10:14,202
- And you would want to?
- What am I, dead?
258
00:10:14,327 --> 00:10:15,615
Who wouldn't want
to ride in a parade?
259
00:10:15,781 --> 00:10:18,785
I rode in a few,
so I know... they delivered.
260
00:10:18,951 --> 00:10:20,475
I mean, I know I'm not like
261
00:10:20,600 --> 00:10:22,710
the flashy guys she
usually dates, you know?
262
00:10:22,835 --> 00:10:25,680
I don't know, maybe she wants me
to be more of a "baller".
263
00:10:25,805 --> 00:10:27,794
Is that the word?
264
00:10:27,960 --> 00:10:31,089
It is a word.
Yeah.
265
00:10:31,255 --> 00:10:32,720
Oh, where are the rest of the games?
266
00:10:32,845 --> 00:10:35,093
Come on, we gotta
pump this sucker up.
267
00:10:35,259 --> 00:10:37,262
Missy, don't take this the wrong way.
268
00:10:37,428 --> 00:10:40,265
But you, Isaac?
How?
269
00:10:40,431 --> 00:10:41,979
Yeah, I know, he's a hottie.
270
00:10:42,104 --> 00:10:43,064
But he's driving me bananas.
271
00:10:43,189 --> 00:10:45,353
I mean, he's always at the hospital.
272
00:10:45,519 --> 00:10:47,435
Oof, health problems?
Yeah, that makes sense.
273
00:10:47,560 --> 00:10:49,148
He's like, what, deranged?
274
00:10:49,314 --> 00:10:51,526
No, a pediatric surgeon.
275
00:10:51,692 --> 00:10:53,528
- Good lord.
- What the [bleep]?
276
00:10:53,694 --> 00:10:55,943
See? He's making you love him,
277
00:10:56,068 --> 00:10:58,579
and now I'm the New Year's shrew.
278
00:10:58,704 --> 00:11:00,248
This is what I turn into
when I'm around him.
279
00:11:00,373 --> 00:11:02,120
I just can't deal.
280
00:11:02,286 --> 00:11:03,835
I've got to get out of here.
Tell him I'm sorry.
281
00:11:03,960 --> 00:11:05,999
Wait, Missy...
Missy, what are you doing?
282
00:11:06,165 --> 00:11:08,334
Wait!
283
00:11:08,500 --> 00:11:09,627
Missy, wait!
284
00:11:09,793 --> 00:11:11,292
I guess I should be grateful.
285
00:11:11,417 --> 00:11:13,261
You know, I'm just an average Joe
286
00:11:13,386 --> 00:11:15,258
who landed a pretty amazing girl.
287
00:11:15,424 --> 00:11:16,384
I mean, you get it.
288
00:11:16,889 --> 00:11:20,680
Well, I mean, I don't really
consider myself an average Joe.
289
00:11:20,846 --> 00:11:24,038
Well, come on, buddy.
I mean, Reagan?
290
00:11:24,163 --> 00:11:27,812
I mean, you married up.
Like, up-up.
291
00:11:27,978 --> 00:11:29,731
Yeah, well, she's pretty lucky too.
She can be a bit of a handful.
292
00:11:30,369 --> 00:11:31,362
I don't know if you've noticed,
293
00:11:31,487 --> 00:11:33,109
she's a little competitive.
294
00:11:33,275 --> 00:11:35,450
Between you and me, I knew
the last state to be admitted
295
00:11:35,575 --> 00:11:38,553
to the union was Hawaii,
but she gave me this look,
296
00:11:38,678 --> 00:11:40,450
and it didn't seem worth it.
297
00:11:40,616 --> 00:11:43,202
Put one right...
Yeah, under the wing there.
298
00:11:43,368 --> 00:11:46,164
Hey, look what I found.
299
00:11:47,421 --> 00:11:48,750
♪ Rock Band! ♪
300
00:11:48,916 --> 00:11:50,231
How did she find that?
301
00:11:50,356 --> 00:11:51,669
I buried it in the backyard.
302
00:11:51,835 --> 00:11:53,212
♪ Wa-wa-wa-wa-wa ♪
303
00:11:53,378 --> 00:11:56,341
Anyone fancy crab ceviche?
304
00:11:56,507 --> 00:11:58,885
Where's Melissa?
305
00:11:59,051 --> 00:12:02,510
Oh, Isaac.
We've, uh...
306
00:12:02,635 --> 00:12:04,265
We have something that we need
to tell you.
307
00:12:04,431 --> 00:12:05,516
Yeah.
308
00:12:05,682 --> 00:12:08,561
Mm!
Oh, my God!
309
00:12:08,727 --> 00:12:10,271
- Yes.
- Yeah.
310
00:12:10,437 --> 00:12:12,186
Missy left.
I'm so sorry.
311
00:12:12,311 --> 00:12:13,274
She had like a...
312
00:12:13,440 --> 00:12:15,927
You... you don't have to do this.
313
00:12:16,052 --> 00:12:17,570
I... look, I know she's not into me.
314
00:12:17,736 --> 00:12:19,360
No, no, no, she'll be back.
She'll be back.
315
00:12:19,485 --> 00:12:20,445
Come on, she's a...
316
00:12:20,570 --> 00:12:24,118
She's a quirky bloke, that missus.
317
00:12:24,284 --> 00:12:26,033
I just do not
know how to love that woman
318
00:12:26,158 --> 00:12:27,413
the way she deserves to be loved.
319
00:12:27,579 --> 00:12:29,165
Oh, I bet you do.
320
00:12:29,331 --> 00:12:30,966
Look, she'll be back, I promise you.
321
00:12:31,091 --> 00:12:33,958
And even if she's not, we've got...
322
00:12:34,083 --> 00:12:36,047
♪ Rock Band ♪
323
00:12:37,403 --> 00:12:40,593
Oh, it's just like, uh,
the voice of an angel, huh?
324
00:12:43,643 --> 00:12:46,220
♪
325
00:12:46,345 --> 00:12:47,308
Oh, we're going to do this.
326
00:12:47,474 --> 00:12:48,680
Yeah.
327
00:12:49,115 --> 00:12:50,691
It's going to be so good.
328
00:12:51,603 --> 00:12:53,724
- You've got a drum solo up ahead.
- Yeah, I know.
329
00:12:53,849 --> 00:12:55,229
But you're off, honey,
so you've got to anticipate it.
330
00:12:55,354 --> 00:12:56,564
Reagan, shut up.
I've got it.
331
00:12:56,689 --> 00:12:58,403
Yeah, but you're off,
right now, you're off.
332
00:12:58,569 --> 00:13:00,168
- You're off.
- Okay, now I'm off.
333
00:13:00,293 --> 00:13:01,953
All right, thanks. Great!
Now I'm perfectly off.
334
00:13:02,078 --> 00:13:03,871
- I need to reset.
- Yeah, but there's no resets.
335
00:13:03,996 --> 00:13:05,606
There's no re... you can't reset.
336
00:13:05,731 --> 00:13:07,108
Hey, don't, no, no, no.
Do not pedal for me, babe.
337
00:13:07,233 --> 00:13:08,871
Get your foot off the pedal.
Now all the colors are coming fast.
338
00:13:09,037 --> 00:13:10,540
I've got blue, yellow, and purple.
339
00:13:10,706 --> 00:13:13,876
There is no purple.
Babe, don't, don't.
340
00:13:14,042 --> 00:13:16,379
Oh, my God,
what is wrong with you, Ringo?
341
00:13:16,545 --> 00:13:18,589
Babe, do not start with that, all right?
You're messing me up.
342
00:13:18,844 --> 00:13:20,221
I'm trying to listen to the pumpkins
343
00:13:20,346 --> 00:13:21,509
and not your Jib-jabbery.
344
00:13:21,675 --> 00:13:24,178
Okay, you know what,
do not put this on me.
345
00:13:24,344 --> 00:13:25,159
Because you know what?
346
00:13:25,284 --> 00:13:26,264
I saw you checking out your drum arm
347
00:13:26,430 --> 00:13:28,266
in the mirror the whole time.
348
00:13:28,432 --> 00:13:30,017
Yeah, I saw you,
and you weren't focusing.
349
00:13:30,183 --> 00:13:33,104
I looked one time, because it
happened to look good.
350
00:13:33,270 --> 00:13:35,106
Great, they're booing us.
351
00:13:35,272 --> 00:13:37,817
I hate when they boo us.
You're so out of the band.
352
00:13:37,983 --> 00:13:39,357
- Oh, I'm out of the band?
- Yeah.
353
00:13:39,482 --> 00:13:44,078
I quit the band.
And it's not even your band.
354
00:13:44,203 --> 00:13:45,346
Wow.
355
00:13:45,471 --> 00:13:47,535
I always thought you two had
the dream relationship.
356
00:13:47,701 --> 00:13:50,484
Seems like me and Kevin
are the new "it" couple.
357
00:13:50,609 --> 00:13:52,832
Come on, Kev, let's rock it.
358
00:13:52,998 --> 00:13:56,123
What say you we get
into sochina grove
359
00:13:56,248 --> 00:13:58,421
by the brothers Doobie?
360
00:13:58,587 --> 00:14:01,716
Oh, are... are you
inviting me to do a song?
361
00:14:01,882 --> 00:14:05,887
In front of people?
Look who's inviting me.
362
00:14:06,053 --> 00:14:07,034
What?
Kevin, what is this?
363
00:14:07,159 --> 00:14:08,335
You know what, they're not ready,
364
00:14:08,460 --> 00:14:10,349
so why don't we just jump
in and do another song?
365
00:14:10,515 --> 00:14:12,685
Oh, I am never playing
another song with you ever.
366
00:14:12,851 --> 00:14:14,709
Don't worry, honey, I'll cover
all the reflective surfaces
367
00:14:14,834 --> 00:14:16,147
so you can focus.
368
00:14:16,313 --> 00:14:17,879
I hate game night.
I told you that.
369
00:14:18,004 --> 00:14:20,448
And I hate the way that you're
always so over-competitive.
370
00:14:20,573 --> 00:14:21,736
It's embarrassing.
371
00:14:21,902 --> 00:14:23,618
- I'm embarrassing?
- Yeah, you are.
372
00:14:23,743 --> 00:14:25,152
Oh, okay.
This is coming from the guy
373
00:14:25,277 --> 00:14:28,117
who constantly goes, "my wife".
374
00:14:28,283 --> 00:14:30,286
- They love my Borat.
- Nobody loves it.
375
00:14:30,452 --> 00:14:31,621
It's embarrassing.
376
00:14:31,787 --> 00:14:34,415
You know who's embarrassed?
Ava... of me.
377
00:14:34,581 --> 00:14:37,043
Way to draw a parallel,
Kev, that was great.
378
00:14:37,209 --> 00:14:38,419
It was "super nice".
379
00:14:38,585 --> 00:14:39,670
Oh, shut up.
380
00:14:39,836 --> 00:14:42,503
- I am not embarrassed of you.
- Really?
381
00:14:42,628 --> 00:14:43,721
Well, then why am I
not sitting next to you
382
00:14:43,846 --> 00:14:44,800
in that parade?
383
00:14:44,966 --> 00:14:47,174
You care about that?
384
00:14:47,299 --> 00:14:51,891
No!
I...
385
00:14:52,057 --> 00:14:55,019
Kevin!
386
00:14:55,185 --> 00:14:57,401
Guess not everybody
loves a parade, huh?
387
00:14:57,526 --> 00:14:59,186
Kevin!
388
00:14:59,311 --> 00:15:02,777
Can you, like, stop filling silences?
389
00:15:02,943 --> 00:15:04,075
- You know, forget you.
- I'm so embarrassed for you.
390
00:15:04,200 --> 00:15:06,739
Oh, shut up!
391
00:15:12,661 --> 00:15:14,358
Chris.
392
00:15:16,682 --> 00:15:18,042
Chris?
393
00:15:18,208 --> 00:15:20,419
Happy New Year.
394
00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:23,130
I swear to God, these toys...
395
00:15:23,255 --> 00:15:25,666
Come on, it was cute at
first, and then it became,
396
00:15:25,791 --> 00:15:27,593
like, the most annoying
thing in the world.
397
00:15:27,759 --> 00:15:29,512
Kind of like your Borat impression?
398
00:15:29,678 --> 00:15:33,182
Maybe, or perhaps
your psycho competiveness.
399
00:15:33,348 --> 00:15:34,517
You know what?
I have an idea.
400
00:15:34,683 --> 00:15:36,686
Oh, it's perfect.
And it's New Year's Eve.
401
00:15:36,852 --> 00:15:38,312
Come on, Borat.
I'm going to need this.
402
00:15:38,437 --> 00:15:40,547
Come on. Come on.
403
00:15:40,672 --> 00:15:42,358
All right.
404
00:15:42,524 --> 00:15:46,187
Filling silences.
You've got to put it on there.
405
00:15:46,312 --> 00:15:48,239
Okay, yes, good, get that down.
406
00:15:48,405 --> 00:15:49,390
Ooh, ooh... you know what?
407
00:15:49,515 --> 00:15:50,825
While I'm up here,
I'm just going to put down
408
00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:52,827
hoarding concert tees from the '90s.
409
00:15:52,993 --> 00:15:54,061
Just 'cause, not everyone
410
00:15:54,186 --> 00:15:55,329
needs to know that you
like better than Ezra.
411
00:15:55,495 --> 00:15:56,697
And for yourself, just put down,
412
00:15:56,822 --> 00:15:58,165
"stop saying, 'kwah-sawnt'."
413
00:15:58,290 --> 00:15:59,792
You know, just say, "croissant."
414
00:15:59,958 --> 00:16:01,919
- Yeah, but that's how you say it.
- Well, we're in the U.S.
415
00:16:02,085 --> 00:16:04,422
Nobody cares that you spent
a semester in Lyon.
416
00:16:04,588 --> 00:16:07,550
- I will let that go.
- Also put down, "stop saying, 'totes'".
417
00:16:07,716 --> 00:16:10,803
Just "totally" or
"yes" would be fine.
418
00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:12,263
No "totes"?
419
00:16:12,388 --> 00:16:13,714
This is good.
I'm so glad we did this.
420
00:16:13,839 --> 00:16:14,974
I think it's really smart, honey.
421
00:16:15,140 --> 00:16:16,267
- Yeah.
- I think for a lot of couples
422
00:16:16,433 --> 00:16:17,885
this might be like playing
with fire, but I think
423
00:16:18,010 --> 00:16:18,886
we've got a handle on it, huh?
424
00:16:19,011 --> 00:16:20,062
I do too.
425
00:16:20,229 --> 00:16:21,389
I think that after,
we should also do a list
426
00:16:21,514 --> 00:16:23,482
of all the stuff that
we love about each other.
427
00:16:23,649 --> 00:16:25,793
Definitely.
I like that.
428
00:16:25,918 --> 00:16:27,528
We're not done with this, though.
429
00:16:27,694 --> 00:16:28,696
Oh, we're not even close.
430
00:16:28,862 --> 00:16:30,498
- Not by a long shot.
- Okay, let's see...
431
00:16:30,623 --> 00:16:32,950
I'm just getting started with you.
432
00:16:34,326 --> 00:16:37,154
Kevin, hey!
I'm sorry.
433
00:16:37,279 --> 00:16:38,956
It's just a stupid parade.
434
00:16:39,081 --> 00:16:41,666
Ava, I don't care
about the parade, okay?
435
00:16:41,958 --> 00:16:44,128
I care that you don't want
to be seen with me in public.
436
00:16:44,294 --> 00:16:46,964
That is ridiculous.
437
00:16:47,089 --> 00:16:50,050
Look, you brought your hair stylist
438
00:16:50,175 --> 00:16:52,762
to the paranormal activity 3
premiere instead of me.
439
00:16:52,928 --> 00:16:54,889
That is because I took Jin Jin
to the other two.
440
00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:56,682
It would have felt like a slam.
441
00:16:56,849 --> 00:16:59,101
Are you taking this
relationship seriously?
442
00:16:59,268 --> 00:17:03,013
Or am I just a fetish for you,
some handyman boy-toy?
443
00:17:03,138 --> 00:17:05,149
A one day at a time sex-Schneider?
444
00:17:05,315 --> 00:17:08,069
Sex-Schneider?
Enrique!
445
00:17:08,235 --> 00:17:10,529
Follow him, turn around.
446
00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:11,906
Kevin!
447
00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:14,158
Enrique, move!
448
00:17:14,283 --> 00:17:15,776
Kevin, wait!
449
00:17:15,901 --> 00:17:18,379
I'm not ashamed of you.
450
00:17:18,504 --> 00:17:20,865
I really like you.
451
00:17:20,990 --> 00:17:24,752
Kevin, you're blowing this
New Year's Eve.
452
00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:26,921
Enrique, do you mind?
453
00:17:27,087 --> 00:17:28,464
I'm trying... Enrique, can you...
454
00:17:28,630 --> 00:17:30,124
Kevin!
455
00:17:30,249 --> 00:17:32,510
I'm getting out.
I'm getting...
456
00:17:32,676 --> 00:17:35,796
Kevin, wait.
457
00:17:35,921 --> 00:17:37,798
I need to show you something, okay?
458
00:17:37,923 --> 00:17:41,060
Just... watch.
459
00:17:41,226 --> 00:17:43,771
I put in a search for
"Ava Alexander boyfriend".
460
00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:45,189
Okay?
461
00:17:45,355 --> 00:17:47,208
You dated Bobby brown?
462
00:17:47,333 --> 00:17:48,234
And that guy from ed, yeah.
463
00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:50,144
Well, that's a picture of...
464
00:17:50,269 --> 00:17:51,737
An actual train wreck.
465
00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:54,448
Bravo, Internet.
466
00:17:54,614 --> 00:17:59,186
Look, all of my romantic
failures are on display.
467
00:17:59,311 --> 00:18:01,080
I'm kind of a lemon.
468
00:18:01,246 --> 00:18:04,250
And if you're in that
parade with me tomorrow,
469
00:18:04,416 --> 00:18:08,829
when I mess things up,
every time I Google myself,
470
00:18:08,954 --> 00:18:12,900
which is quite often,
I'll always be reminded that
471
00:18:13,025 --> 00:18:16,262
I blew it with one of the good ones.
472
00:18:16,428 --> 00:18:19,089
You're not a lemon.
473
00:18:19,214 --> 00:18:21,684
Maybe Bobby brown
isn't that great a guy.
474
00:18:21,850 --> 00:18:23,853
I still think it was me.
475
00:18:24,019 --> 00:18:27,732
It's not.
476
00:18:27,898 --> 00:18:29,900
Sweet.
477
00:18:30,066 --> 00:18:31,018
Wait a second, I... I can't do
478
00:18:31,143 --> 00:18:32,236
the fake golf swings anymore?
479
00:18:32,402 --> 00:18:33,354
It's the way that you go, like,
480
00:18:33,479 --> 00:18:35,823
"that'll work," after every shot.
481
00:18:35,989 --> 00:18:38,092
Okay, well, then for you
I'm going to put down
482
00:18:38,217 --> 00:18:40,094
no more taking magazines
from waiting rooms,
483
00:18:40,219 --> 00:18:41,203
because it's stealing.
484
00:18:41,370 --> 00:18:43,264
If the issue is no longer current,
485
00:18:43,389 --> 00:18:45,332
then it is up for grabs, okay?
486
00:18:45,457 --> 00:18:46,333
It's the rule.
487
00:18:46,499 --> 00:18:49,003
Guys, guys, what are you doing?
488
00:18:49,169 --> 00:18:51,028
We are cataloging all the things
489
00:18:51,504 --> 00:18:53,257
that we find annoying and
embarrassing...
490
00:18:53,423 --> 00:18:54,842
And then we're
going to eliminate those things
491
00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:55,843
from our 2012 behavior.
492
00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:58,262
- Yeah. Yeah.
- It's really...
493
00:18:58,428 --> 00:19:00,556
Isaac?
494
00:19:00,722 --> 00:19:01,640
Melissa.
495
00:19:01,807 --> 00:19:03,634
There's one minute till New Year's,
496
00:19:03,759 --> 00:19:06,186
and I don't want
to go into 2012 fighting.
497
00:19:06,311 --> 00:19:08,589
Yes, there are a lot of things
you do that drive me crazy,
498
00:19:08,714 --> 00:19:10,566
but why not focus on the good?
499
00:19:11,183 --> 00:19:13,402
There are so many things
about you that I...
500
00:19:13,568 --> 00:19:14,777
- Love?
- Like.
501
00:19:14,902 --> 00:19:17,239
You never let me finish!
502
00:19:17,406 --> 00:19:19,992
- Just kiss me.
- Okay.
503
00:19:21,534 --> 00:19:23,537
The crowd is revved up...
504
00:19:23,703 --> 00:19:25,331
All right, guys,
30 seconds to the New Year.
505
00:19:25,497 --> 00:19:27,333
Uh, okay, we're
running out of time here.
506
00:19:27,499 --> 00:19:28,834
Are we good with this?
507
00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:30,964
I don't know, I guess I'm okay
with you saying "croissant".
508
00:19:31,089 --> 00:19:32,313
- I mean that doesn't...
- Yeah, you know, I don't mind
509
00:19:32,438 --> 00:19:33,780
you checking yourself in the mirror.
510
00:19:33,905 --> 00:19:35,633
I mean, it's kind of cute,
actually, when you do that.
511
00:19:35,758 --> 00:19:37,593
I'm going to take that one off.
512
00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:39,053
20 seconds, guys.
513
00:19:39,219 --> 00:19:41,155
And you don't have
to see star wars either.
514
00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:42,515
You know what?
Episode... just the first one...
515
00:19:43,932 --> 00:19:46,268
Maybe just the first one
and then the last...
516
00:19:49,062 --> 00:19:51,357
Yeah, I'm basically fine
with most of it, babe.
517
00:19:51,523 --> 00:19:56,604
Five, four, three, two, one...
518
00:19:56,729 --> 00:20:01,450
Happy New Year!
519
00:20:01,616 --> 00:20:03,452
This year's going to be different.
520
00:20:03,618 --> 00:20:05,204
- Are you happy with this?
- Yeah.
521
00:20:05,370 --> 00:20:07,706
Let's blow some stuff up.
522
00:20:07,873 --> 00:20:10,459
I just want to say "my wife"
in a hilarious voice so bad,
523
00:20:10,626 --> 00:20:13,504
but I'm just going to say, "my wife".
524
00:20:17,257 --> 00:20:18,759
Everybody, look out!
525
00:20:18,884 --> 00:20:20,844
All right guys, heads up.
526
00:20:20,969 --> 00:20:22,513
It's the chicken.
527
00:20:25,807 --> 00:20:27,017
Yes.
528
00:20:27,183 --> 00:20:29,690
- That'll work.
- Totes.
529
00:20:30,562 --> 00:20:31,981
- Happy New Year.
- Thank you.
530
00:20:37,391 --> 00:20:39,196
See your auntie Ava on the TV?
531
00:20:39,362 --> 00:20:41,720
Do you see auntie Ava?
532
00:20:41,845 --> 00:20:43,156
- Oh, and there's Ava!
- Look!
533
00:20:43,281 --> 00:20:44,285
This is my boyfriend Kevin.
534
00:20:44,451 --> 00:20:46,692
Isn't he cute?
535
00:20:46,817 --> 00:20:48,581
We're a couple.
536
00:20:48,747 --> 00:20:51,792
Love Boatgavin Macleod,
have you met my boyfriend, Kevin?
537
00:20:51,958 --> 00:20:55,568
I have.
A lot of times.
538
00:20:55,693 --> 00:20:56,630
He's Kevin.
539
00:20:56,796 --> 00:20:59,675
Sorry ladies, he's taken.
540
00:20:59,841 --> 00:21:01,140
Happy New Year, honey.
541
00:21:01,265 --> 00:21:04,210
Happy New Year, babe.
542
00:21:04,335 --> 00:21:06,348
- Happy New Year, Amy.
- Yes.
543
00:21:06,514 --> 00:21:09,351
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