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Seven, six...
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Five, four,
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three, two, one...
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Happy New Year!
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- Oh.
- I'm sorry.
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- Hi.
- I'm Chris.
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Reagan.
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- Hi. Hi, Reagan.
- Hi.
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- Nice to meet you.
- Ooh, my God, Reagan.
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[Sigh]
I've made a lot of mistakes.
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But this year's
going to be different.
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Sweet goatee.
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Both: Three, two, one...
Happy New Year!
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Happy New Year, Mrs. Brinkley.
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- Mm, I love you guys.
- Mwah.
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We love you, Ava.
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2005 was the year of "my bads".
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But this year's
going to be different.
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All: Happy New Year!
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- Happy New Year.
- Happy New Year, sweetie.
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Happy New Year, babe.
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Happy New Year, honey.
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I just had a revelation
about New Year's Eve.
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If you can't drink, it really sucks.
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You know, I've made some mistakes.
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Right.
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But this year's
going to be different.
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[Laughs]
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Sync by Sp8ky and correction by Mlmlte
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♪
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[Baby laughs]
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Okay, thank you, Sanjita.
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Well, that's it.
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I can't find anyone
to babysit on New Year's.
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What do people with a baby
do for New Year's Eve?
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Well, you know what, we're prisoners,
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- so let's just make it fun.
- Okay.
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Kind of like that apartment jail
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that the good fellas
used to hang out in.
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We'll just make a meal, and
we'll... we'll slice garlic
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with a razor blade, and let it
dissolve in a pan real nice.
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Why don't we have just a
good old fashioned game night?
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- Oh.
- Yeah.
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And the last few
that we planned, you got sick.
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Was I?
I don't even...
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You know what, we could
watch a movie instead,
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that would be really fun.
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No, game night.
That's what we're doing.
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We're doing game night.
Game night!
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Okay, well, as long
as you can keep it
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casual, and fun, and non-competitive.
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Of course, honey.
Come on.
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I mean, unless
someone's a total puss.
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See, that's what I'm...
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No, I'm going to go try to find
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all those games that we have.
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♪ Game night, game night
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♪ aw, aw, aw, aw, aw, game night ♪
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Game night's not happening, right?
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We're both in agreement
on that, we hate it?
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Ooh, Kevin.
This is so embarrassing.
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I was asked to be grand marshal
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of the pacific palisades
New Year's Day parade.
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Well, not to brag,
but I just dropped off
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a bunch of privacy slats
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for the dumpster chain link
at the Sherman Oaks Petco.
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Mm, privacy slats, are you
freakin' kidding me?
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Oh, careful, careful.
Watch the makeup.
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Oh, Bart's here to get
a quick pic of me
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for the Los Angeles Times.
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I hope this isn't inappropriate,
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but you are even more
beautiful than Naomi watts.
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I get that a lot.
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[Sigh]
You must be so proud of her.
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I'd give anything to wear a
cape and have people like it.
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I don't know.
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She's just so much more fancy,
you know?
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I worry sometimes that
I can't live up to her.
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Don't do that to yourself.
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You can't.
Who could?
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- Hi.
- Well, hello there.
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You know what, I can get with
the whole Capelet trend,
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but the... I think the wand
is too much.
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Oh, sweetie.
It's a scepter.
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Have you not been
grand marshal of a parade?
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I wanted to know, uh, would
you and Kevin like to come over
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for a very old school
game night for New Year's Eve?
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Oh. Well, your wish is granted.
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Oh. Ow!
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No, seriously, a low-key
couples' New Year's sounds fun.
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- Right? Doesn't it?
- Yeah.
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I mean, no velvet ropes,
no bottle service,
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no telling the bouncer
that his neck tattoo is sexy.
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Yeah.
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Hey, Missy, um, what are you
doing for New Year's Eve?
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Actually, just going to hang out
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with my lame boyfriend, Isaac.
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He's, whatever... I met him on j-date.
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Missy, I didn't know you were a "j".
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Oh, actually I'm a "Roman c".
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But I do love a "j".
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Isaac's only half.
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Well, why don't you
and your half a "j"
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come over to my house
for New Year's Eve?
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You know what I'm sayin'?
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- Yeah.
- [Imitates explosion]
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Mine explodes afterwards.
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Rocking my cool party shirt,
my tight party shave, right?
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What happened to all the games?
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Uh, I don't know.
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Honestly, babe, I want you
to check out my face
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and compare it to Amy's bottom,
just, texture-wise.
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I can't find any of the games.
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Yeah, that sucks.
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Did you end up checking the,
uh, in the mumble room?
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Okay, you literally just said,
"mumble room".
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[Doorbell ringing]
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- Hey buddy.
- Hey guys.
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- Christopher.
- Hi. Oh, you look great.
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Down boy, I'm taken!
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Okay.
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Reagan!
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Let's crank it up.
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Wow, dude, I've never seen
you wear a jacket before.
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Thanks.
It's for Ava.
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Okay.
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All right, I don't want
you to freak out, Chris...
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- Yeah?
- But I brought fireworks.
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Thought we could do a little
display come midnight.
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Dude, this is awesome.
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- All right.
- You boys.
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But seriously, if anything happens
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to Kevin's beautiful hands,
I will end you.
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Hey you guys!
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I'm so happy you're here.
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- Oh, yay.
- Yay.
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Help yourself to some food.
I also made jell-o shots.
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I've got regular ones,
and virgin ones,
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for people who just like jell-o.
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So here you go.
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Honey, babe,
I found the trivial pursuit.
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What?
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It was in a box marked "old bulbs".
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That seems like
an honest mistake, though,
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that somebody might make.
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Makes you wonder what happened
to those old bulbs, huh?
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Oh, wow.
[Doorbell rings]
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Hey, Happy New Year!
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- [Overlapping arguing]
- Sorry we're late.
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Isaac had to stop
at the grocery store.
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Holy Abercrombie and Fitch.
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[English accent]
Hi, nice to meet you.
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Hi.
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Apologies for our tardiness.
I really feel dreadful.
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Cool it, Isaac.
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Quit apologizing, it's fine.
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Man, you are handsome.
I don't know if you know that.
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I'm also detecting,
like a, um, like a...
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Some kind of a Brit accent.
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Let me guess.
It's, um... it's like a slough.
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I'm from London.
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London-town!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Got a double-Decker
bus in the channel.
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Okay, baby, you don't have
to fill every awkward silence.
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If... I hope it's not imposing,
but, uh, I'm a bit of a chef.
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If it's okay, I'd love to whip
up some tapas.
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[Sigh]
If it's an ass-ache, just say no.
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No, it's not an ass-ache
to whip up tapas.
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The kitchen's right over here,
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and, uh, we also have a loo
just over here if you need it.
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You can get one of those on j-date?
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Okay, he makes David Beckham
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look like an actual pile of garbage.
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Yeah, he's good-looking,
and the sex is amazing.
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I mean, he can definitely keep up.
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But he's a little annoying.
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That bitch is crazy.
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That Isaac's a great dude.
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He said he liked my jacket too.
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Oh, no, it's adorable.
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I just... I don't know,
I like your usual look.
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You know, denim overalls,
denim shirt.
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You know, "d" on "d".
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Ah, Ava?
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There's something wrong
with your hand, honey.
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There isn't a shot of Tequila in it.
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- Oh.
- Come on.
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Got to get this party loosened up.
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Well, this was a swing
and a miss, huh?
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Aw.
I think you look great.
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'Course, I'm not Ava.
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Have you any "aluminium" foil?
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Ah! We're in America!
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We are.
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{pub}- Okay, all right.
- Ten seconds.
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- You have ten seconds.
- All right, um...
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Henry VI?
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Henry VII.
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- Oh!
- Oh, God!
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It's his own country.
How embarrassing.
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All right, babe, take it easy.
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Let's not be the ugly Americans here.
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He knows, he knows.
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Okay, our turn.
Baby, we've got to get in.
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Give me a three, give me a
three, give me a three.
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Yes! Yes.
Going in the center.
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All right, honey,
this one is for the win.
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Good, uh... I'll take, um, geography.
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Yeah, okay, if you get this
wrong, I'm going to kill you.
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[Imitating Borat]
"My wife!"
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[Laughs]
Borat, right?
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I guess.
I don't... was that?
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Oh, thank you.
You know what?
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I'm just going
to pace myself tonight.
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Yeah, I'm going to be
in a parade tomorrow,
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so I don't want my fans
to see me puffy-eyed.
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Wait, dude, are you riding
with Ms. palisades over here?
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Yeah, no, it's just going to be me.
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They said I could bring
a significant other, but I...
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I didn't think that
you'd be interested
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in all that fancy business.
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Yeah, why would I want
to be in a parade
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when I can stand off to the side
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amidst the aroma of cotton
candy and horse crap?
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All right, okay, okay, enough
of that, enough of that.
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Let's go, let's go, let's go,
let's go, let's go.
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"What is the largest desert?"
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Oh, I know this.
It's, um, Antarctica.
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[Scoffs]
Antarctica?
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It is, trust me.
I know it's kind of a trick.
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Honey, are you 100% sure here?
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Seriously, because if...
If you're not,
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then I am going to rip off
your largest organ.
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Your skin.
[Laughs]
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Remember when I got that before,
for a piece of the pie?
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I'm sure nobody forgets that.
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Okay, okay, listen, honey...
Seriously, think about it.
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Are you sure it's not, like...
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It's not the Sahara?
Or the Gobi?
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It's Antarctica.
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He's right.
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Yes!
Oh, my God, we won!
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Yes!
Chump change!
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♪ Yeah, uh-huh, we win
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[laughing]
Yeah.
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Oh, whoo!
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I'm so excited.
Okay.
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Ooh, yes.
251
00:09:47,914 --> 00:09:49,959
Does anyone want any dessert?
252
00:09:50,125 --> 00:09:52,083
Oh, there's so much
explodable food back there.
253
00:09:52,208 --> 00:09:53,584
Dude, we're totally blowing up
that chicken, right?
254
00:09:53,709 --> 00:09:55,131
- Totally.
- All right.
255
00:09:55,297 --> 00:09:59,991
Hey, uh, not to get all lady
on you, but, I don't know,
256
00:10:00,116 --> 00:10:02,138
do you think Ava's embarrassed of me?
257
00:10:02,304 --> 00:10:03,806
What?
Seriously?
258
00:10:03,972 --> 00:10:08,936
Well, you know, we never go
out to dinner, you know?
259
00:10:09,102 --> 00:10:12,023
And she doesn't want me
to ride in the parade, and...
260
00:10:12,189 --> 00:10:14,572
- And you would want to?
- What am I, dead?
261
00:10:14,697 --> 00:10:15,985
Who wouldn't want
to ride in a parade?
262
00:10:16,151 --> 00:10:19,155
I rode in a few,
so I know... they delivered.
263
00:10:19,321 --> 00:10:20,845
I mean, I know I'm not like
264
00:10:20,970 --> 00:10:23,080
the flashy guys she
usually dates, you know?
265
00:10:23,205 --> 00:10:26,050
I don't know, maybe she wants me
to be more of a "baller".
266
00:10:26,175 --> 00:10:28,164
Is that the word?
267
00:10:28,330 --> 00:10:31,459
It is a word.
Yeah.
268
00:10:31,625 --> 00:10:33,090
Oh, where are the rest of the games?
269
00:10:33,215 --> 00:10:35,463
Come on, we gotta
pump this sucker up.
270
00:10:35,629 --> 00:10:37,632
Missy, don't take this the wrong way.
271
00:10:37,798 --> 00:10:40,635
But you, Isaac?
How?
272
00:10:40,801 --> 00:10:42,349
Yeah, I know, he's a hottie.
273
00:10:42,474 --> 00:10:43,434
But he's driving me bananas.
274
00:10:43,559 --> 00:10:45,723
I mean, he's always at the hospital.
275
00:10:45,889 --> 00:10:47,805
Oof, health problems?
Yeah, that makes sense.
276
00:10:47,930 --> 00:10:49,518
He's like, what, deranged?
277
00:10:49,684 --> 00:10:51,896
No, a pediatric surgeon.
278
00:10:52,062 --> 00:10:53,898
- Good lord.
- What the [bleep]?
279
00:10:54,064 --> 00:10:56,313
See? He's making you love him,
280
00:10:56,438 --> 00:10:58,949
and now I'm the New Year's shrew.
281
00:10:59,074 --> 00:11:00,618
This is what I turn into
when I'm around him.
282
00:11:00,743 --> 00:11:02,490
I just can't deal.
283
00:11:02,656 --> 00:11:04,205
I've got to get out of here.
Tell him I'm sorry.
284
00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:06,369
Wait, Missy...
Missy, what are you doing?
285
00:11:06,535 --> 00:11:08,704
Wait!
286
00:11:08,870 --> 00:11:09,997
Missy, wait!
287
00:11:10,163 --> 00:11:11,662
I guess I should be grateful.
288
00:11:11,787 --> 00:11:13,631
You know, I'm just an average Joe
289
00:11:13,756 --> 00:11:15,628
who landed a pretty amazing girl.
290
00:11:15,794 --> 00:11:16,754
I mean, you get it.
291
00:11:17,259 --> 00:11:21,050
Well, I mean, I don't really
consider myself an average Joe.
292
00:11:21,216 --> 00:11:24,408
Well, come on, buddy.
I mean, Reagan?
293
00:11:24,533 --> 00:11:28,182
I mean, you married up.
Like, up-up.
294
00:11:28,348 --> 00:11:30,101
Yeah, well, she's pretty lucky too.
She can be a bit of a handful.
295
00:11:30,739 --> 00:11:31,732
I don't know if you've noticed,
296
00:11:31,857 --> 00:11:33,479
she's a little competitive.
297
00:11:33,645 --> 00:11:35,820
Between you and me, I knew
the last state to be admitted
298
00:11:35,945 --> 00:11:38,923
to the union was Hawaii,
but she gave me this look,
299
00:11:39,048 --> 00:11:40,820
and it didn't seem worth it.
300
00:11:40,986 --> 00:11:43,572
Put one right...
Yeah, under the wing there.
301
00:11:43,738 --> 00:11:46,534
Hey, look what I found.
302
00:11:47,791 --> 00:11:49,120
♪ Rock Band! ♪
303
00:11:49,286 --> 00:11:50,601
How did she find that?
304
00:11:50,726 --> 00:11:52,039
I buried it in the backyard.
305
00:11:52,205 --> 00:11:53,582
♪ Wa-wa-wa-wa-wa ♪
306
00:11:53,748 --> 00:11:56,711
Anyone fancy crab ceviche?
307
00:11:56,877 --> 00:11:59,255
Where's Melissa?
308
00:11:59,421 --> 00:12:02,880
Oh, Isaac.
We've, uh...
309
00:12:03,005 --> 00:12:04,635
We have something that we need
to tell you.
310
00:12:04,801 --> 00:12:05,886
Yeah.
311
00:12:06,052 --> 00:12:08,931
Mm!
Oh, my God!
312
00:12:09,097 --> 00:12:10,641
- Yes.
- Yeah.
313
00:12:10,807 --> 00:12:12,556
Missy left.
I'm so sorry.
314
00:12:12,681 --> 00:12:13,644
She had like a...
315
00:12:13,810 --> 00:12:16,297
You... you don't have to do this.
316
00:12:16,422 --> 00:12:17,940
I... look, I know she's not into me.
317
00:12:18,106 --> 00:12:19,730
No, no, no, she'll be back.
She'll be back.
318
00:12:19,855 --> 00:12:20,815
[English accent]
Come on, she's a...
319
00:12:20,940 --> 00:12:24,488
She's a quirky bloke, that missus.
320
00:12:24,654 --> 00:12:26,403
I just do not
know how to love that woman
321
00:12:26,528 --> 00:12:27,783
the way she deserves to be loved.
322
00:12:27,949 --> 00:12:29,535
Oh, I bet you do.
323
00:12:29,701 --> 00:12:31,336
Look, she'll be back, I promise you.
324
00:12:31,461 --> 00:12:34,328
And even if she's not, we've got...
325
00:12:34,453 --> 00:12:36,417
♪ Rock Band ♪
326
00:12:36,583 --> 00:12:37,648
[Shrieking singing]
327
00:12:37,773 --> 00:12:40,963
Oh, it's just like, uh,
the voice of an angel, huh?
328
00:12:41,129 --> 00:12:43,888
[Cherub Rock
by The Smashing Pumpkins]
329
00:12:44,013 --> 00:12:46,590
♪
330
00:12:46,715 --> 00:12:47,678
Oh, we're going to do this.
331
00:12:47,844 --> 00:12:49,050
Yeah.
332
00:12:49,485 --> 00:12:51,061
It's going to be so good.
333
00:12:51,973 --> 00:12:54,094
- You've got a drum solo up ahead.
- Yeah, I know.
334
00:12:54,219 --> 00:12:55,599
But you're off, honey,
so you've got to anticipate it.
335
00:12:55,724 --> 00:12:56,934
Reagan, shut up.
I've got it.
336
00:12:57,059 --> 00:12:58,773
Yeah, but you're off,
right now, you're off.
337
00:12:58,939 --> 00:13:00,538
- You're off.
- Okay, now I'm off.
338
00:13:00,663 --> 00:13:02,323
All right, thanks. Great!
Now I'm perfectly off.
339
00:13:02,448 --> 00:13:04,241
- I need to reset.
- Yeah, but there's no resets.
340
00:13:04,366 --> 00:13:05,976
There's no re... you can't reset.
341
00:13:06,101 --> 00:13:07,478
Hey, don't, no, no, no.
Do not pedal for me, babe.
342
00:13:07,603 --> 00:13:09,241
Get your foot off the pedal.
Now all the colors are coming fast.
343
00:13:09,407 --> 00:13:10,910
I've got blue, yellow, and purple.
344
00:13:11,076 --> 00:13:14,246
There is no purple.
Babe, don't, don't.
345
00:13:14,412 --> 00:13:16,749
Oh, my God,
what is wrong with you, Ringo?
346
00:13:16,915 --> 00:13:18,959
Babe, do not start with that, all right?
You're messing me up.
347
00:13:19,214 --> 00:13:20,591
I'm trying to listen to the pumpkins
348
00:13:20,716 --> 00:13:21,879
and not your Jib-jabbery.
349
00:13:22,045 --> 00:13:24,548
Okay, you know what,
do not put this on me.
350
00:13:24,714 --> 00:13:25,529
Because you know what?
351
00:13:25,654 --> 00:13:26,634
I saw you checking out your drum arm
352
00:13:26,800 --> 00:13:28,636
in the mirror the whole time.
353
00:13:28,802 --> 00:13:30,387
Yeah, I saw you,
and you weren't focusing.
354
00:13:30,553 --> 00:13:33,474
I looked one time, because it
happened to look good.
355
00:13:33,640 --> 00:13:35,476
- [Video game crowd booing]
- Great, they're booing us.
356
00:13:35,642 --> 00:13:38,187
I hate when they boo us.
You're so out of the band.
357
00:13:38,353 --> 00:13:39,727
- Oh, I'm out of the band?
- Yeah.
358
00:13:39,852 --> 00:13:44,448
I quit the band.
And it's not even your band.
359
00:13:44,573 --> 00:13:45,716
Wow.
360
00:13:45,841 --> 00:13:47,905
I always thought you two had
the dream relationship.
361
00:13:48,071 --> 00:13:50,854
Seems like me and Kevin
are the new "it" couple.
362
00:13:50,979 --> 00:13:53,202
Come on, Kev, let's rock it.
363
00:13:53,368 --> 00:13:56,493
What say you we get
into sochina grove
364
00:13:56,618 --> 00:13:58,791
by the brothers Doobie?
365
00:13:58,957 --> 00:14:02,086
Oh, are... are you
inviting me to do a song?
366
00:14:02,252 --> 00:14:06,257
In front of people?
Look who's inviting me.
367
00:14:06,423 --> 00:14:07,404
What?
Kevin, what is this?
368
00:14:07,529 --> 00:14:08,705
You know what, they're not ready,
369
00:14:08,830 --> 00:14:10,719
so why don't we just jump
in and do another song?
370
00:14:10,885 --> 00:14:13,055
Oh, I am never playing
another song with you ever.
371
00:14:13,221 --> 00:14:15,079
Don't worry, honey, I'll cover
all the reflective surfaces
372
00:14:15,204 --> 00:14:16,517
so you can focus.
373
00:14:16,683 --> 00:14:18,249
I hate game night.
I told you that.
374
00:14:18,374 --> 00:14:20,818
And I hate the way that you're
always so over-competitive.
375
00:14:20,943 --> 00:14:22,106
It's embarrassing.
376
00:14:22,272 --> 00:14:23,988
- I'm embarrassing?
- Yeah, you are.
377
00:14:24,113 --> 00:14:25,522
Oh, okay.
This is coming from the guy
378
00:14:25,647 --> 00:14:28,487
who constantly goes, "my wife".
379
00:14:28,653 --> 00:14:30,656
- They love my Borat.
- Nobody loves it.
380
00:14:30,822 --> 00:14:31,991
It's embarrassing.
381
00:14:32,157 --> 00:14:34,785
You know who's embarrassed?
Ava... of me.
382
00:14:34,951 --> 00:14:37,413
Way to draw a parallel,
Kev, that was great.
383
00:14:37,579 --> 00:14:38,789
It was "super nice".
384
00:14:38,955 --> 00:14:40,040
Oh, shut up.
385
00:14:40,206 --> 00:14:42,873
- I am not embarrassed of you.
- Really?
386
00:14:42,998 --> 00:14:44,091
Well, then why am I
not sitting next to you
387
00:14:44,216 --> 00:14:45,170
in that parade?
388
00:14:45,336 --> 00:14:47,544
You care about that?
389
00:14:47,669 --> 00:14:52,261
No!
I...
390
00:14:52,427 --> 00:14:55,389
Kevin!
391
00:14:55,555 --> 00:14:57,771
Guess not everybody
loves a parade, huh?
392
00:14:57,896 --> 00:14:59,556
Kevin!
393
00:14:59,681 --> 00:15:03,147
Can you, like, stop filling silences?
394
00:15:03,313 --> 00:15:04,445
- You know, forget you.
- I'm so embarrassed for you.
395
00:15:04,570 --> 00:15:07,109
- [Video game crowd booing]
- Oh, shut up!
396
00:15:13,031 --> 00:15:14,728
{pub}Chris.
397
00:15:17,052 --> 00:15:18,412
Chris?
398
00:15:18,578 --> 00:15:20,789
Happy New Year.
399
00:15:22,124 --> 00:15:23,500
I swear to God, these toys...
400
00:15:23,625 --> 00:15:26,036
Come on, it was cute at
first, and then it became,
401
00:15:26,161 --> 00:15:27,963
like, the most annoying
thing in the world.
402
00:15:28,129 --> 00:15:29,882
Kind of like your Borat impression?
403
00:15:30,048 --> 00:15:33,552
Maybe, or perhaps
your psycho competiveness.
404
00:15:33,718 --> 00:15:34,887
You know what?
I have an idea.
405
00:15:35,053 --> 00:15:37,056
Oh, it's perfect.
And it's New Year's Eve.
406
00:15:37,222 --> 00:15:38,682
Come on, Borat.
I'm going to need this.
407
00:15:38,807 --> 00:15:40,917
Come on. Come on.
408
00:15:41,042 --> 00:15:42,728
All right.
409
00:15:42,894 --> 00:15:46,557
Filling silences.
You've got to put it on there.
410
00:15:46,682 --> 00:15:48,609
Okay, yes, good, get that down.
411
00:15:48,775 --> 00:15:49,760
Ooh, ooh... you know what?
412
00:15:49,885 --> 00:15:51,195
While I'm up here,
I'm just going to put down
413
00:15:51,320 --> 00:15:53,197
hoarding concert tees from the '90s.
414
00:15:53,363 --> 00:15:54,431
Just 'cause, not everyone
415
00:15:54,556 --> 00:15:55,699
needs to know that you
like better than Ezra.
416
00:15:55,865 --> 00:15:57,067
And for yourself, just put down,
417
00:15:57,192 --> 00:15:58,535
"stop saying, 'kwah-sawnt'."
418
00:15:58,660 --> 00:16:00,162
You know, just say, "croissant."
419
00:16:00,328 --> 00:16:02,289
- Yeah, but that's how you say it.
- Well, we're in the U.S.
420
00:16:02,455 --> 00:16:04,792
Nobody cares that you spent
a semester in Lyon.
421
00:16:04,958 --> 00:16:07,920
- I will let that go.
- Also put down, "stop saying, 'totes'".
422
00:16:08,086 --> 00:16:11,173
Just "totally" or
"yes" would be fine.
423
00:16:11,340 --> 00:16:12,633
No "totes"?
424
00:16:12,758 --> 00:16:14,084
This is good.
I'm so glad we did this.
425
00:16:14,209 --> 00:16:15,344
I think it's really smart, honey.
426
00:16:15,510 --> 00:16:16,637
- Yeah.
- I think for a lot of couples
427
00:16:16,803 --> 00:16:18,255
this might be like playing
with fire, but I think
428
00:16:18,380 --> 00:16:19,256
we've got a handle on it, huh?
429
00:16:19,381 --> 00:16:20,432
I do too.
430
00:16:20,599 --> 00:16:21,759
I think that after,
we should also do a list
431
00:16:21,884 --> 00:16:23,852
of all the stuff that
we love about each other.
432
00:16:24,019 --> 00:16:26,163
Definitely.
I like that.
433
00:16:26,288 --> 00:16:27,898
We're not done with this, though.
434
00:16:28,064 --> 00:16:29,066
Oh, we're not even close.
435
00:16:29,232 --> 00:16:30,868
- Not by a long shot.
- Okay, let's see...
436
00:16:30,993 --> 00:16:33,320
I'm just getting started with you.
437
00:16:34,696 --> 00:16:37,524
Kevin, hey!
I'm sorry.
438
00:16:37,649 --> 00:16:39,326
It's just a stupid parade.
439
00:16:39,451 --> 00:16:42,036
Ava, I don't care
about the parade, okay?
440
00:16:42,328 --> 00:16:44,498
I care that you don't want
to be seen with me in public.
441
00:16:44,664 --> 00:16:47,334
That is ridiculous.
442
00:16:47,459 --> 00:16:50,420
Look, you brought your hair stylist
443
00:16:50,545 --> 00:16:53,132
to the paranormal activity 3
premiere instead of me.
444
00:16:53,298 --> 00:16:55,259
That is because I took Jin Jin
to the other two.
445
00:16:55,384 --> 00:16:57,052
It would have felt like a slam.
446
00:16:57,219 --> 00:16:59,471
Are you taking this
relationship seriously?
447
00:16:59,638 --> 00:17:03,383
Or am I just a fetish for you,
some handyman boy-toy?
448
00:17:03,508 --> 00:17:05,519
A one day at a time sex-Schneider?
449
00:17:05,685 --> 00:17:08,439
Sex-Schneider?
Enrique!
450
00:17:08,605 --> 00:17:10,899
Follow him, turn around.
451
00:17:11,066 --> 00:17:12,276
Kevin!
452
00:17:12,401 --> 00:17:14,528
Enrique, move!
453
00:17:14,653 --> 00:17:16,146
Kevin, wait!
454
00:17:16,271 --> 00:17:18,749
I'm not ashamed of you.
455
00:17:18,874 --> 00:17:21,235
I really like you.
456
00:17:21,360 --> 00:17:25,122
Kevin, you're blowing this
New Year's Eve.
457
00:17:25,247 --> 00:17:27,291
Enrique, do you mind?
458
00:17:27,457 --> 00:17:28,834
I'm trying... Enrique, can you...
459
00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:30,494
[Sighs]
Kevin!
460
00:17:30,619 --> 00:17:32,880
I'm getting out.
I'm getting...
461
00:17:33,046 --> 00:17:36,166
Kevin, wait.
462
00:17:36,291 --> 00:17:38,168
I need to show you something, okay?
463
00:17:38,293 --> 00:17:41,430
Just... watch.
464
00:17:41,596 --> 00:17:44,141
I put in a search for
"Ava Alexander boyfriend".
465
00:17:44,266 --> 00:17:45,559
Okay?
466
00:17:45,725 --> 00:17:47,578
You dated Bobby brown?
467
00:17:47,703 --> 00:17:48,604
And that guy from ed, yeah.
468
00:17:48,770 --> 00:17:50,514
Well, that's a picture of...
469
00:17:50,639 --> 00:17:52,107
An actual train wreck.
470
00:17:52,274 --> 00:17:54,818
Bravo, Internet.
471
00:17:54,984 --> 00:17:59,556
Look, all of my romantic
failures are on display.
472
00:17:59,681 --> 00:18:01,450
I'm kind of a lemon.
473
00:18:01,616 --> 00:18:04,620
And if you're in that
parade with me tomorrow,
474
00:18:04,786 --> 00:18:09,199
when I mess things up,
every time I Google myself,
475
00:18:09,324 --> 00:18:13,270
which is quite often,
I'll always be reminded that
476
00:18:13,395 --> 00:18:16,632
I blew it with one of the good ones.
477
00:18:16,798 --> 00:18:19,459
You're not a lemon.
478
00:18:19,584 --> 00:18:22,054
Maybe Bobby brown
isn't that great a guy.
479
00:18:22,220 --> 00:18:24,223
I still think it was me.
480
00:18:24,389 --> 00:18:28,102
It's not.
481
00:18:28,268 --> 00:18:30,270
Sweet.
482
00:18:30,436 --> 00:18:31,388
Wait a second, I... I can't do
483
00:18:31,513 --> 00:18:32,606
the fake golf swings anymore?
484
00:18:32,772 --> 00:18:33,724
It's the way that you go, like,
485
00:18:33,849 --> 00:18:36,193
"that'll work," after every shot.
486
00:18:36,359 --> 00:18:38,462
Okay, well, then for you
I'm going to put down
487
00:18:38,587 --> 00:18:40,464
no more taking magazines
from waiting rooms,
488
00:18:40,589 --> 00:18:41,573
because it's stealing.
489
00:18:41,740 --> 00:18:43,634
If the issue is no longer current,
490
00:18:43,759 --> 00:18:45,702
then it is up for grabs, okay?
491
00:18:45,827 --> 00:18:46,703
It's the rule.
492
00:18:46,869 --> 00:18:49,373
Guys, guys, what are you doing?
493
00:18:49,539 --> 00:18:51,398
We are cataloging all the things
494
00:18:51,874 --> 00:18:53,627
that we find annoying and
embarrassing...
495
00:18:53,793 --> 00:18:55,212
And then we're
going to eliminate those things
496
00:18:55,337 --> 00:18:56,213
from our 2012 behavior.
497
00:18:56,338 --> 00:18:58,632
- Yeah. Yeah.
- It's really...
498
00:18:58,798 --> 00:19:00,926
Isaac?
499
00:19:01,092 --> 00:19:02,010
Melissa.
500
00:19:02,177 --> 00:19:04,004
There's one minute till New Year's,
501
00:19:04,129 --> 00:19:06,556
and I don't want
to go into 2012 fighting.
502
00:19:06,681 --> 00:19:08,959
Yes, there are a lot of things
you do that drive me crazy,
503
00:19:09,084 --> 00:19:10,936
but why not focus on the good?
504
00:19:11,553 --> 00:19:13,772
There are so many things
about you that I...
505
00:19:13,938 --> 00:19:15,147
- Love?
- Like.
506
00:19:15,272 --> 00:19:17,609
You never let me finish!
507
00:19:17,776 --> 00:19:20,362
- Just kiss me.
- Okay.
508
00:19:20,529 --> 00:19:21,738
[TV crowd cheering]
509
00:19:21,904 --> 00:19:23,907
The crowd is revved up...
510
00:19:24,073 --> 00:19:25,701
All right, guys,
30 seconds to the New Year.
511
00:19:25,867 --> 00:19:27,703
Uh, okay, we're
running out of time here.
512
00:19:27,869 --> 00:19:29,204
Are we good with this?
513
00:19:29,371 --> 00:19:31,334
I don't know, I guess I'm okay
with you saying "croissant".
514
00:19:31,459 --> 00:19:32,683
- I mean that doesn't...
- Yeah, you know, I don't mind
515
00:19:32,808 --> 00:19:34,150
you checking yourself in the mirror.
516
00:19:34,275 --> 00:19:36,003
I mean, it's kind of cute,
actually, when you do that.
517
00:19:36,128 --> 00:19:37,963
I'm going to take that one off.
518
00:19:38,130 --> 00:19:39,423
20 seconds, guys.
519
00:19:39,589 --> 00:19:41,525
And you don't have
to see star wars either.
520
00:19:41,650 --> 00:19:42,885
You know what?
Episode... just the first one...
521
00:19:43,051 --> 00:19:44,136
[Overlapping chatter]
522
00:19:44,302 --> 00:19:46,638
Maybe just the first one
and then the last...
523
00:19:46,805 --> 00:19:49,266
[Overlapping chatter]
524
00:19:49,432 --> 00:19:51,727
Yeah, I'm basically fine
with most of it, babe.
525
00:19:51,893 --> 00:19:56,974
All:
Five, four, three, two, one...
526
00:19:57,099 --> 00:20:01,820
Happy New Year!
527
00:20:01,986 --> 00:20:03,822
This year's going to be different.
528
00:20:03,988 --> 00:20:05,574
- Are you happy with this?
- Yeah.
529
00:20:05,740 --> 00:20:08,076
Let's blow some stuff up.
530
00:20:08,243 --> 00:20:10,829
I just want to say "my wife"
in a hilarious voice so bad,
531
00:20:10,996 --> 00:20:13,874
but I'm just going to say, "my wife".
532
00:20:17,627 --> 00:20:19,129
Everybody, look out!
533
00:20:19,254 --> 00:20:21,214
All right guys, heads up.
534
00:20:21,339 --> 00:20:22,883
It's the chicken.
535
00:20:23,049 --> 00:20:24,334
[Boom]
536
00:20:24,459 --> 00:20:26,011
[Screams, laughter]
537
00:20:26,177 --> 00:20:27,387
Yes.
538
00:20:27,553 --> 00:20:30,060
- That'll work.
- Totes.
539
00:20:30,932 --> 00:20:32,351
- Happy New Year.
- Thank you.
540
00:20:37,761 --> 00:20:39,566
{pub}See your auntie Ava on the TV?
541
00:20:39,732 --> 00:20:42,090
Do you see auntie Ava?
542
00:20:42,215 --> 00:20:43,526
- Oh, and there's Ava!
- Look!
543
00:20:43,651 --> 00:20:44,655
This is my boyfriend Kevin.
544
00:20:44,821 --> 00:20:47,062
Isn't he cute?
545
00:20:47,187 --> 00:20:48,951
We're a couple.
546
00:20:49,117 --> 00:20:52,162
Love Boatgavin Macleod,
have you met my boyfriend, Kevin?
547
00:20:52,328 --> 00:20:55,938
I have.
A lot of times.
548
00:20:56,063 --> 00:20:57,000
He's Kevin.
549
00:20:57,166 --> 00:21:00,045
Sorry ladies, he's taken.
550
00:21:00,211 --> 00:21:01,510
Happy New Year, honey.
551
00:21:01,635 --> 00:21:04,580
Happy New Year, babe.
552
00:21:04,705 --> 00:21:06,718
- Happy New Year, Amy.
- Yes.
553
00:21:06,884 --> 00:21:09,721
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