THAT BETTER NOT BE BRENDAN.
AMANDA PUT ME ON WATCH
SO YOU WOULDN'T CALL HIM IN A MOMENT OF WEAKNESS.
- HEY, GUYS! - WE'RE CLEANSING!
WHAT IS GOING ON RIGHT NOW?
THE FIRST 48 HOURS -- HERE -- AFTER A BREAKUP
ARE THE MOST VULNERABLE.
TO AVOID RELAPSE, YOU AND I CAN'T WALLOW.
"YOU AND I"?
NO MORE OF THIS OR THIS.
DONE. DO YOU GET IT? CLEANSING. CLEAN.
I JUST TALKED TO JAGGER. THINGS ARE OVER BETWEEN US.
YOU WERE DATING FOR TWO DAYS.
DID YOU EVEN KNOW HIS LAST NAME?
I JUST FELT -- I DON'T KNOW -- SUFFOCATED.
YOU GUYS!
YOU GUYS, THIS IS THE FIRST TIME WE'VE ALL BEEN SINGLE TOGETHER
SINCE COLLEGE.
I WASN'T GONNA MISS IT.
TO LUCY.
WHAT IS THIS?
IT'S SWEET PICKLES.
YUM.
YOU KNOW THE LAST TIME WE HAD TUB TIME
WAS WHEN KELCEY DUMPED THAT GUY
WHO WORKED AT THE WHOLE FOODS COUNTER?
WHAT WAS HIS NAME?
OH, THE "GOUDA BUDDHA."
WHAT A MISTAKE.
NEVER SEVERE A CONNECTION TO FREE FOOD.
UGH.
OH, NO, NO, NO, NOT THAT.
I MEAN, WHAT IF I MISS HIS SCENT?
CARIBBEAN SPIRIT?
IF YOU DO, YOU CAN HANG OUT IN A JUNIOR-HIGH LOCKER ROOM.
TRASH.
- GIVE ME YOUR PHONE. - I WANT TO DELETE HIS NUMBER.
NO, I CAN JUST RE-LABEL HIM "DO NOT ANSWER."
THAT DOESN'T WORK, ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK.
TRUST ME.
YEAH, YOU GOT TO COME UP WITH A NASTIER NICKNAME,
- YEAH. - WHAT IS THAT?
- OH. - IT'S BRENDAN'S PONYTAIL.
UGH.
YEAH, HE CUT IT OFF BECAUSE WE WERE ON THIS DATE
AND THE WAITRESS CAME OVER AND SHE WAS LIKE, "HEY, LADIES."
AWW. AND YOU KEPT IT.
WHAT ABOUT STUFF FROM WORK?
YEAH, THERE'S NOT MUCH, JUST, YOU KNOW, SOME PHOTOS
AND, YOU KNOW, BRENDAN HIMSELF.
I GUESS I'LL JUST QUIT ON MONDAY.
- NO. - YOU ARE NOT QUITTING.
YOU HAVE TO FACE YOUR DEMONS, LUCE.
PUT ON SOMETHING COMFY, AND WE ARE TAKING YOU TO BRUNCH.
OOH, FOOD.
WOW, YOU HAVE REALLY GIVEN UP.
YOU SAID DRESS COMFY.
- AND THAT YOU DID.
LET'S GET A MOVE ON.
SO, LUCY, DON'T FREAK OUT.
WHY WOULD I FREAK OUT?
WHEN YOU GO BACK TO WORK MONDAY, YOU NEED TO START FRESH,
SO WE'RE JUST GONNA STOP BY YOUR OFFICE, CLEANSE YOUR CUBICLE.
TURN AROUND.
- IT'S SATURDAY. - NO ONE'S GONNA BE THERE.
THIS IS PART OF YOUR CLEANSING PROGRAM --
FORCING ME TO GO BACK TO THE SCENE OF THE CRIME?
YOU KNOW WHAT WE NEED?
A GOOD BREAKUP SONG, LIKE -- ♪ I WILL SURVIVE ♪
UGH. YOU WON'T SURVIVE IF YOU PUT THAT ON.
WE NEED PANTERA. GIRL NEEDS TO RAGE!
PLEASE SAY A COMMAND.
PLAY ARTIST -- PANTERA.
PLAY SONG "I WILL SURVIVE."
- I DID NOT UNDERSTAND YOU. - PLEASE TRY AGAIN.
- PANTERA. - "PIECE OF MY HEART"!
- PANTERA! - "GO YOUR OWN WAY"!
- PANTERA!
PLAY SONG -- "B4 I GET 2 YOU"!
-FINALLY. THANK YOU. -♪ UH-OH, DID I JUST SCARE YOU ♪
- I DO LOVE THIS SONG. - ♪ TALK NOW ♪
♪ YOU KNOW I DARE YOU ♪
♪ YOU KNEW THAT YOU HAD THIS COMING ♪
COME ON, LUCE.
♪ AND THOUGHT I'D DO NOTHING, BUT NOW IS THE TIME ♪
♪ WHILE MY FRIENDS THEY HATED YOU ♪
♪ I JUST KEPT DEFENDING YOU ♪
♪ NOW YOU BRING THIS ATTITUDE ♪
♪ MAYBE IT WAS TRUE, I'M TOO GOOD FOR YOU ♪
♪ WHOA-OH-OH ♪
WHEN YOUR BOSSES
CHOSE TO NAME THE COMPANY "fingergames,"
DID THEY THINK ABOUT HOW MASTURBATORY IT SOUNDS?
KELCEY, FOCUS.
I MEAN, WHAT'S THE COMPANY MOTTO --
"PLAY WITH YOURSELF"?
KEEP IT MOVING.
WHOA. I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU DIDN'T HAVE MUCH STUFF.
IT'S OKAY. JUST START TOSSING.
COME ON.
CHECK THIS OUT.
WOW, THERE REALLY IS SOMEONE FOR EVERYONE.
YOU KNOW, WHAT IF BRENDAN IS MY SOMEONE?
YOU KNOW, MAYBE I NEED HIM TO PUSH ME, TO MAKE ME GROW
SO I'M NOT ALONE IN 10 YEARS.
OKAY, YOU'RE GETTING MUSHY.
COME ON. NO MUSH. NO MUSH.
WE HAVE A SITUATION.
OH, MY GOD, WHAT'S HE DOING HERE?
THIS IS SATURDAY. HE NEVER WORKS ON SATURDAYS.
- DON'T WORRY. - HE WENT INTO HIS OFFICE.
WE'LL JUST SNEAK OUT THE BACK DOOR.
YEAH.
- NO, THERE IS NO BACK DOOR. - THAT'S THE ONLY WAY OUT.
WELL, THE FIRE MARSHAL WOULD NOT APPROVE.
WE'RE JUST GONNA HAVE TO WALK PAST.
BRENDAN.
LUCY!
HEY!
LUCY.
- HI. - HI.
HI.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
- WE'RE WALKING. - WALKING.
I TRIED TO CALL YOU.
THAT'S FUNNY.
THE ONLY MISSED CALLS SHE'S GOTTEN
WERE FROM "MR. GONORRHEA PANTS."
OKAY, CAN I TALK TO LUCY WITHOUT THE ROOMMATE POSSE?
- WHY? - SO YOU CAN CALL HER "CHILDISH"?
YEAH, I SHOULDN'T HAVE CALLED YOU "CHILDISH."
OBVIOUSLY I'VE BEEN STRESSED WITH WORK.
ALL RIGHT? I'M NOT SLEEPING.
I MISS SLEEPING NEXT TO YOU.
WELL, SHE'S SLEEPING NEXT TO ME NOW.
NOT LIKE IT SOUNDS.
ALL RIGHT, JUST BACK OFF.
- YOU KNOW WHAT, GIRLS? - HE'S RIGHT.
I MEAN, I AM CHILDISH.
I PUT SUGAR IN MY CEREAL, AND I WEAR P.J.s WHEN I'M CRANKY.
I WEAR MONSTER FEET.
WHEN I'M NOT WEARING THEM.
AND I HOLD ON TO THINGS FOR CHILDISH REASONS.
I MEAN, BUT THE MOST CHILDISH THING ABOUT ME...
IS THAT I LET YOU TREAT ME LIKE A CHILD
FOR THE LAST FOUR YEARS OF MY LIFE.
AND YOU NEVER LOVED ME FOR ME.
LUCY --
SO YOU CAN JUST TELL OTTO AND FRANK
THAT I AM TAKING A WEEK OFF -- ANOTHER WEEK --
BECAUSE I NEED A VACATION FROM YOU.
BRENDAN.
THAT WAS AMAZING.
THAT WASN'T TOO HARSH, RIGHT?
NO. IT'S CALLED BEING A GROWN-UP. BOOM!
BOOM.
- THANK YOU. - THANK YOU.
WHERE TO NOW? BRUNCH?
DISCOTHEQUE!
ACTUALLY, BRUNCH.
OKAY, BUT FIRST WE HAVE ONE THING LEFT TO CLEANSE.