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- Oh. Hey, look, Mandy.
- Huh?
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What a surprise.
3
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The parking citation people
are reaching out to us again.
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Okay, but, mama,
it totally wasn't my fault.
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Let me guess.
Was the meter maid jealous
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of your leather coat again?
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No. My tall boots.
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Look, you've been very
irresponsible with this car.
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One more strike,
and you lose it.
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Oh, come on. Everyone hates
on the pretty girl.
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- Yeah.
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(Scoffs) You two have no idea
how easy you've got it.
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(Mike) Hey, honey, did we have
a party I was unaware of?
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No. (Sighs)
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That's weird.
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- What?
- Our trash cans were filled
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with wine bottles and what
I hope is onion dip.
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You think it's, uh,
you think it's the girls?
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(Southern accent) No, baby.
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I think our kids like
corn liquor.
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(Chuckles) Well...
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Joking aside,
I think you should give
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another one of those
drugs and alcohol talks anyway.
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It can't hurt.
Now why am I doing that?
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Well, because that's what
we decided...
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that, uh, you would be in charge
of the drugs and alcohol
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and I would be in charge
of the sex talk.
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That went well.
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Only one girl got pregnant
behind a bowling alley.
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Captioned by
closed captioning services, inc.
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(Bottles clinking)
Oh, hey, Michelle.
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- Hey.
- Hi.
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I hope you don't mind
if I use your trash cans.
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I ran out of room in mine.
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Oh, no. Oh, so that's where
the onion dip came from.
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- Sorry. (Chuckles)
- It's okay.
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It, uh, looks like
you had a party.
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No, no. These are just
from a social gathering I had
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at my house with a bunch
of people. (Chuckles)
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Well, you don't have to explain
yourself to me. (Chuckles)
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Were the, uh,
were the Wongs invited?
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The Kopelmans?
Uh, you wouldn't have invited
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the Kopelmans
without inviting us.
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Uh...
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Dad, we've heard this speech.
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I know, and you're gonna
hear it again.
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Listen, I'm not gonna lie
to you.
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Drugs can make you feel
like you're on top of the world,
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like you can be the best
you can be and do anything,
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but... and here's
the big "but"...
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we have slipped
below the Kopelmans!
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All right, listen, the big "but"
here is that drugs can...
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I'm upset.
Could you follow me in here?
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I haven't got to the bad part
about the drugs yet,
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so you guys stay put,
and I'll back here in a minute
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with a really scary metaphor
about eggs fryin' in a pan.
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Honey, I haven't got
to the dangerous part
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about drugs yet.
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Michelle had a party,
and she didn't invite us.
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So we dodged a bullet.
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No. Wait. (Sighs)
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I have known Michelle
for years...
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- Right.
- And when Eve was born,
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I almost named her "Michelle,"
until I realized that
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that was the name
of your college girlfriend.
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Yeah, she... she was
a cheerleader.
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All right, stop.
You know what? Stop. Just...
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(Mouthing words)
(Sighs)
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I mean, I just... I-I cannot
wrap my head around this.
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I mean, what... what could I
possibly have done
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to offend her?
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We were just at
her theme party last month...
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Yeah.
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And I... I thought that went great.
Remember?
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Yeah, I remember.
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('70s music playing)
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Oh. (Chuckles) Michelle.
This is your best party ever.
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Oh, I just love the '70s theme.
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Of course, I was just
a baby back then.
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(Chuckles)
Yeah, an eighth-grade baby.
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Wah, wah.
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Oh. Lava lamps are such
a nice touch...
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Yeah. Cool.
Right?
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Well, as one scientist
to another,
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I really try to have
an eye for detail.
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Ah. Well, I'm gonna go, uh,
check out the fondue bar.
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(Chuckles)
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Michelle? A scientist?
Aren't you a weather girl?
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Meteorologist.
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TV meteorologist.
You just point at clouds
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that aren't really there.
"Look over here
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at the green..."
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(Chuckles)
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Uh, actually,
my profession requires
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an extraordinary degree
of skill and knowledge.
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Um, I... I wasn't being
insulting.
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I was just... just, you know,
bustin' your chops,
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but isn't it funny that
your whole job
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you could download
on a free app?
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I mean, the whole...
(Chuckles)
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(Chuckles) Oh, boy.
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Mystery to me.
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Well, I mean, I-I didn't
write her a thank-you note.
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Do you think that
could be it?
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- Oh, definitely.
- I-I...
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Pfft. Come on.
Write her a thank-you note.
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Baby, you're better
than that.
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Mm-hmm. I see.
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Wow. Okay.
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Hey. You need to move your car.
I'm gonna shoot some hoops.
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Okay. Here.
You move it. Here.
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- I'm 13. I'm not allowed.
- I'm in the middle
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of a very important conversation
right now, okay?
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Well, do you think that
Jeanette shaves her forearms?
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Give me the keys.
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I was thinking so, too,
because, to tell you the truth,
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you can see fuzz all the way
down to her elbows,
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and then it's, like,
nothing.
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- Mandy.
- Uh-huh.
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Mandy, you were supposed
to empty the dishwasher.
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You were supposed to go
to college. Oh! (Laughing)
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(Engine starts in distance) (High-pitched
voice) Did you just hear that?
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I was just totally funny.
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My sister walks in
and she's all,
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"um, Mandy, you were supposed
to empty the dishwasher,"
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and then I was like...
hey, hey, hey...
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"you were supposed to go
to college." Ow! (Chuckles)
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(Crash)
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I gotta call you back.
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(Grunts)
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(Kristin)
How did this happen?
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How do you think
it happened?
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I'm 13. I've never driven
a car before.
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Oh, how hard can it be?
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YouTube is full of videos
of dogs driving tractors!
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Mom and dad are gonna
kill me.
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I've never been
in trouble before ever.
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I'm not like you people.
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You can take the hit
for this one,
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because I am one strike away
from public transportation.
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No. No. No, no, no.
You could...
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you could walk...
(Sighs)
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Or... or you...
or you could ride your bike.
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I'm sorry.
Now I'm just being mean.
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You know what?
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This... this is your fault
for making me drive your car.
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It's your fault
for always exercising.
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This is America, Eve.
Kids don't do that.
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All right. That's enough.
Enough, okay?
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I have an idea. Come here.
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Look, Kyle has this device
that takes dents out of cars.
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He uses it, like, twice a day.
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His apartment's across
the street from a driving range.
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(Door opens)
(Mike) Hey, guys.
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What's with all the noise
out here?
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(Chuckles)
Um...
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We were just gonna...
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Clean the garage
as a surprise, daddy.
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Oh. Well,
use my power washer.
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Plug it in. You can get
the grease stains off the floor.
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Thanks.
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Even Cinderella didn't have
to power-wash the garage.
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(Sighs)
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Did I track something in?
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(Clicks tongue)
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(Sighs) Just got off
the phone with Michelle.
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Did you know her entire job
could be done
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by a 99-cent phone app?
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Of course you did!
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Actually, I-I said it was
a free app,
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but that probably doesn't,
uh, help right now, does it?
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Why would you even say
something like that?
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Michelle is my friend.
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'Cause she's
an accuweather-ologist.
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She's wrong half the time,
but she still has a job.
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(Chuckles)
I just... it's the truth.
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All right. You know what?
Could...
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could you just make an effort
to not insult our friends?
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Well, at this age,
maybe we need less friends.
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We could thin the herd out
a little bit.
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You're thinning the people
that I like.
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I mean, Michelle and I...
we do fun things together.
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We go to the book groups
and the art fairs
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and... and that
soups of autumns class
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a-at the learning annex.
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Right. In my opinion, that was
a complete waste of $6.
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All right. You know what?
The girls are getting older,
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and if we don't maintain
our social life,
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we are staring down
the barrel
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of decades
of just you and me.
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And you wanna know
who I'm dragging
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to that
soups of autumn class?
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I'll be dead before then.
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Oh, no, no, no, no.
No, you won't,
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because I will keep you alive
long enough to suffer through...
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(Whispers) All of it.
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You just threatened me
with life.
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Yes, I did!
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(Indistinct radio chatter)
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Mike, bad news.
(Turns off radio)
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Curly's out for poker.
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00:08:19,636 --> 00:08:21,236
Curly's never out
for poker.
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We set up
a table at his dad's wake.
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Mm. He joined
gamblers anonymous.
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What a wimp.
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Yeah, I know.
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A real man would just keep
trying to win it all back, huh?
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Wait a minute. Hold on.
I got a question for you.
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- Yeah. Yeah.
- When you were married...
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Oh, here we go.
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- Now listen...
- Yeah.
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If your wife was not
invited to a party...
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now wait a minute.
Which wife?
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I don't care. Lois. If she
wasn't invited to a party...
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Lois?
Well, Lois hated parties.
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All right, forget Lois. Ruth.
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If she wasn't invited
to a party...
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Ruth? Well, Ruth...
I didn't know she drank
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until I saw her sober.
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Let's just forget about
your wives for a minute.
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I might have insulted
one of Vanessa's friends,
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and now they're not
friends anymore,
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00:09:01,611 --> 00:09:03,178
and Vanessa's
really worried that
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we're not gonna have any friends
and we're gonna end up alone,
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even though she's friends...
(Chuckles)
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With half of the women
in Denver.
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Mm. Mike, how many pairs
of shoes do you own?
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Uh, uh,
probably five or six,
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including the ones
I got on.
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And Vanessa?
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7 million.
What's the point?
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Well, yeah, see, women collect
friends like they collect shoes,
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and like shoes,
they never get rid of them,
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even if... even if the shoes
are going out of style.
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See, women are terrified that
the day they throw them away,
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that's the day
that they'll...
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that they'll desperately
need them.
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See, it's... it's...
It's a mental illness.
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I just wish you could
just take all the friends
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that don't fit anymore,
take 'em to goodwill
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and just,
like, give them away.
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"Hey, here. I hope somebody
can use the Kopelmans."
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(Chuckles) Yeah, my father
used to say to me,
246
00:09:46,322 --> 00:09:47,289
"a man shouldn't have
more friends
247
00:09:47,323 --> 00:09:49,124
than he can name
in ten seconds."
248
00:09:49,158 --> 00:09:51,126
I like that,
but your dad also said,
249
00:09:51,160 --> 00:09:53,762
"don't date a woman
over 5'2"."
250
00:09:53,796 --> 00:09:57,198
Well, he was a short and lonely man.
(Knock on door)
251
00:09:57,216 --> 00:09:58,634
Hey, Mr. B.
You ready to do your vlog?
252
00:09:58,668 --> 00:10:00,836
Yeah, let's set the camera up
right over there.
253
00:10:00,870 --> 00:10:02,137
- Oh, ed.
- Hey. Hmm?
254
00:10:02,171 --> 00:10:03,705
Uh, what should I wear
to poker night?
255
00:10:03,740 --> 00:10:05,674
Wait a second.
256
00:10:05,708 --> 00:10:08,060
Kyle's coming to poker night?
You didn't ask me about that.
257
00:10:08,094 --> 00:10:10,045
Uh, well, I don't really
get the rules,
258
00:10:10,079 --> 00:10:14,249
but I am bringing beer and all
the money I got for my birthday.
259
00:10:14,284 --> 00:10:19,087
Well, you might want to wear
a shirt you don't mind losing.
260
00:10:24,594 --> 00:10:27,062
Hey.
261
00:10:27,080 --> 00:10:29,498
Mike Baxter here
for Outdoor Man,
262
00:10:29,532 --> 00:10:33,085
staring down the barrel
of somethin' genuine.
263
00:10:33,119 --> 00:10:35,904
This Saturday we're showing
genuine antiques at Outdoor Man,
264
00:10:35,938 --> 00:10:38,740
like this
single-shot colt peacemaker.
265
00:10:38,758 --> 00:10:40,342
It made peace the old-fashioned way...
(Clicking)
266
00:10:40,376 --> 00:10:43,378
Hurled hot lead at other people
you didn't like. (Gunshot)
267
00:10:43,413 --> 00:10:45,180
Okay, we've come a bit
since then,
268
00:10:45,214 --> 00:10:46,415
but still,
this is the genuine article.
269
00:10:46,449 --> 00:10:48,433
It is what it is.
I like that. Genuine.
270
00:10:48,468 --> 00:10:50,135
Too bad people can't be genuine.
271
00:10:50,186 --> 00:10:52,120
Truthful. That's what I like.
Truthful.
272
00:10:52,155 --> 00:10:54,089
We don't even have
genuine heroes anymore.
273
00:10:54,107 --> 00:10:57,626
Sports heroes... all 'roided up.
Hey, Tony. (Bell dings)
274
00:10:57,660 --> 00:11:01,330
I've never seen anybody hit a ball 6 Miles before.
(Bat hits ball)
275
00:11:01,364 --> 00:11:04,599
What happened to your head?
It looks like a huge ash can.
276
00:11:04,634 --> 00:11:08,570
What's with all the man boobs?
277
00:11:08,604 --> 00:11:10,288
If you want
to see genuine articles,
278
00:11:10,323 --> 00:11:12,007
Outdoor Man this Saturday...
279
00:11:12,041 --> 00:11:13,975
our big genuine article sale.
(Clicks)
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00:11:14,010 --> 00:11:16,311
Pow.
281
00:11:17,680 --> 00:11:19,164
All right.
I want to finish up
282
00:11:19,215 --> 00:11:21,149
our discussion
about drugs and alcohol,
283
00:11:21,184 --> 00:11:24,302
so I want you guys to take
these two pamphlets.
284
00:11:24,337 --> 00:11:27,589
Read them. In the back,
there is a very simple test,
285
00:11:27,623 --> 00:11:30,926
unless... you're high.
286
00:11:30,960 --> 00:11:33,311
Dad, why do we have to read
this stuff?
287
00:11:33,346 --> 00:11:34,980
You already gave us
the talk.
288
00:11:35,014 --> 00:11:36,431
(Sighs) Yeah, drugs and alcohol
can make you feel like
289
00:11:36,466 --> 00:11:38,166
you're on top of the world.
Yeah.
290
00:11:38,201 --> 00:11:40,135
- Yeah.
- Like you can do anything.
291
00:11:40,153 --> 00:11:41,603
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
292
00:11:41,637 --> 00:11:44,639
But... and here
is the big "but"...
293
00:11:44,674 --> 00:11:47,409
- you have...
- (Vanessa) Mike, can you come here a minute?
294
00:11:52,665 --> 00:11:54,082
- I was just about to get to the dangers...
- Hey.
295
00:11:54,117 --> 00:11:55,951
- Of drugs and alcohol.
- Yeah, listen, I talked to Michelle,
296
00:11:55,985 --> 00:11:57,519
- and I think that I have the whole thing worked out.
- I've got it worked out.
297
00:11:57,553 --> 00:11:58,920
- We're gonna go to...
- Listen, you know, you were totally right.
298
00:11:58,955 --> 00:12:00,522
I had no idea you had
this thing with shoes.
299
00:12:00,556 --> 00:12:03,008
You have a lot of shoes.
You can't throw shoes out.
300
00:12:03,042 --> 00:12:04,126
- I get it. I get it.
- What are you talking about?
301
00:12:04,160 --> 00:12:06,161
Listen, from now on,
when we go out,
302
00:12:06,195 --> 00:12:08,013
I'm just gonna keep
my opinions to myself...
303
00:12:08,047 --> 00:12:09,631
- Okay. All right. Well, good. Good.
- But it's too bad,
304
00:12:09,665 --> 00:12:11,066
'cause she's already written
you off as a friend,
305
00:12:11,100 --> 00:12:12,367
obviously, and I don't have a chance...
Well, no.
306
00:12:12,402 --> 00:12:13,969
- To make amends to her.
- No. Here. Wait. Listen.
307
00:12:14,003 --> 00:12:17,272
Apparently, her new boyfriend
is a big fan of yours,
308
00:12:17,306 --> 00:12:20,358
and he can't wait to meet
the real Outdoor Man.
309
00:12:20,393 --> 00:12:23,311
So if I'm reading you correctly,
I kind of saved the day.
310
00:12:23,345 --> 00:12:26,648
Yeah, after you ruined
the day.
311
00:12:26,682 --> 00:12:29,818
Yeah, but who remembers what
happened in the first quarter?
312
00:12:29,852 --> 00:12:32,788
(Chuckles) All right,
so what is this gonna mean,
313
00:12:32,822 --> 00:12:33,955
a meal or something?
(Closes drawer)
314
00:12:34,023 --> 00:12:35,123
Yep, the four of us
315
00:12:35,158 --> 00:12:37,159
at Michelle's favorite
raw food restaurant.
316
00:12:37,193 --> 00:12:38,794
(Whiny voice) Raw food?
317
00:12:38,828 --> 00:12:41,496
- Yeah. Why?
- (Normal voice) Oh, that's like eating in the garden.
318
00:12:41,530 --> 00:12:43,465
You know, you gotta get
cooked food.
319
00:12:43,499 --> 00:12:45,500
That's what separates man
from the animal.
320
00:12:45,534 --> 00:12:48,203
Oh? What about art?
321
00:12:48,237 --> 00:12:49,371
You know, I was in Thailand,
322
00:12:49,405 --> 00:12:50,672
and there's elephants there
that paint.
323
00:12:50,706 --> 00:12:51,723
- They have galleries.
- Wait.
324
00:12:51,757 --> 00:12:54,042
They're very famous
over there.
325
00:12:54,076 --> 00:12:55,177
Okay, well, you can
tell Michelle
326
00:12:55,211 --> 00:12:56,678
all about that at dinner.
327
00:12:56,712 --> 00:12:58,180
- Oh, Michelle from next door?
- Yeah.
328
00:12:58,214 --> 00:13:00,515
You know, her new boyfriend
is an ex-Navy S.E.A.L.
329
00:13:00,549 --> 00:13:01,516
How do you know that?
330
00:13:01,550 --> 00:13:03,101
I was at her party.
331
00:13:03,152 --> 00:13:04,986
Wh...
332
00:13:05,021 --> 00:13:07,405
(sighs)
Never mind. Never mind.
333
00:13:07,440 --> 00:13:09,391
- He's kinda hot.
- Yeah.
334
00:13:09,425 --> 00:13:11,293
I would totally go for him
if I didn't have a boyfriend
335
00:13:11,327 --> 00:13:13,662
and a baby from another man.
336
00:13:13,696 --> 00:13:16,114
(Chuckles) Again,
kudos on the sex talk.
337
00:13:16,165 --> 00:13:18,066
Right.
338
00:13:20,970 --> 00:13:23,705
Mm. We might need something
stronger to get that dent out.
339
00:13:23,739 --> 00:13:24,940
This is
the most effective device
340
00:13:24,974 --> 00:13:27,108
for removing
car door panel dings.
341
00:13:27,143 --> 00:13:29,344
I was actually talking
about you. (Chuckles)
342
00:13:29,378 --> 00:13:30,879
Mandy, he's trying to help.
343
00:13:30,913 --> 00:13:32,147
Just carry on, Kyle.
344
00:13:32,181 --> 00:13:34,516
All right. (Grunts)
345
00:13:34,550 --> 00:13:35,717
(Mandy gasps) Yes!
(Eve) Ohh. (Gasps)
346
00:13:35,751 --> 00:13:37,135
- It's perfect!
- (High-pitched voice) Ohh!
347
00:13:37,186 --> 00:13:38,553
(Chuckles) Yes. Yes!
(Laughs)
348
00:13:38,587 --> 00:13:40,388
13 years, 16 weeks,
and 4 days
349
00:13:40,423 --> 00:13:42,023
of mom and dad
not getting mad at me.
350
00:13:42,058 --> 00:13:43,024
My record stands.
351
00:13:43,059 --> 00:13:44,025
(Mandy and Kyle chuckle)
352
00:13:44,060 --> 00:13:45,560
(Clears throat)
Great.
353
00:13:45,595 --> 00:13:47,529
(Rips)
354
00:13:49,432 --> 00:13:51,650
Yeah.
355
00:13:51,701 --> 00:13:53,401
That sometimes happens.
356
00:14:02,724 --> 00:14:04,758
I love kelp. (Chuckles)
357
00:14:04,792 --> 00:14:05,776
(Chuckles)
358
00:14:05,810 --> 00:14:07,394
(Mouth full)
Mmm. Oh, my God.
359
00:14:07,428 --> 00:14:08,595
The only thing that would
make it better is
360
00:14:08,613 --> 00:14:09,763
if it was a cheeseburger.
361
00:14:09,781 --> 00:14:12,533
(Laughs) And if these
were onion rings
362
00:14:12,567 --> 00:14:13,634
instead of beet chips.
363
00:14:13,668 --> 00:14:14,902
(Laughs)
364
00:14:14,936 --> 00:14:17,103
Oh, come on, you guys.
Be adventurous.
365
00:14:17,121 --> 00:14:18,104
(Michelle and Vanessa chuckle)
366
00:14:18,122 --> 00:14:19,105
Yeah.
Yeah, I've always wondered
367
00:14:19,123 --> 00:14:20,457
what it would be like
to be a rabbit
368
00:14:20,491 --> 00:14:24,011
running through the forest
with its mouth open.
369
00:14:24,045 --> 00:14:24,995
(Chuckles)
370
00:14:25,046 --> 00:14:26,046
(Chuckles)
371
00:14:26,080 --> 00:14:27,130
That's Outdoor Man talking.
372
00:14:27,165 --> 00:14:28,465
- That's right. (Chuckles)
- Yeah.
373
00:14:28,499 --> 00:14:30,817
You know, Michelle, I am so glad
we could make this happen.
374
00:14:30,852 --> 00:14:32,085
- Me, too...
- Yeah.
375
00:14:32,119 --> 00:14:33,954
And I'm so happy
everyone's just...
376
00:14:33,972 --> 00:14:36,790
Trying. (Chuckles)
377
00:14:36,824 --> 00:14:38,425
What do you mean by that?
378
00:14:38,459 --> 00:14:39,626
Honey, kelp...
put it in your mouth.
379
00:14:39,644 --> 00:14:41,795
(Grunts)
380
00:14:41,813 --> 00:14:43,263
(Crunching)
381
00:14:43,297 --> 00:14:45,148
Tom, I understand
you were a Navy S.E.A.L.
382
00:14:45,183 --> 00:14:46,183
Oh, he doesn't like
to talk about it.
383
00:14:46,234 --> 00:14:48,669
Hell, yeah, I was!
(Chuckles)
384
00:14:48,703 --> 00:14:50,237
Well, here's a toast...
385
00:14:50,271 --> 00:14:52,189
(Utensils clink) To the men
and women that keep us free.
386
00:14:52,240 --> 00:14:53,490
- (Chuckles) Oh.
- And... and this is what?
387
00:14:53,524 --> 00:14:54,841
Cashew milk.
388
00:14:54,876 --> 00:14:56,276
(Glasses clink)
Wow.
389
00:14:56,310 --> 00:14:58,478
Semper fi. Do or die.
390
00:14:59,781 --> 00:15:01,314
Semper fi?
391
00:15:01,332 --> 00:15:02,950
- Um, Vanessa...
- Uh...
392
00:15:02,984 --> 00:15:04,201
- (Whispers) Yeah.
- I'm gonna use the ladies' room. Wanna come with?
393
00:15:04,252 --> 00:15:05,202
- Of course. Yeah.
- Mm.
394
00:15:05,253 --> 00:15:06,286
- Yeah. Excuse us.
- All right, ladies. Good.
395
00:15:07,789 --> 00:15:10,424
(Chuckles)
Yes.
396
00:15:10,458 --> 00:15:12,125
Wow. It seems our menfolk
are really getting along...
397
00:15:12,159 --> 00:15:13,493
Yeah, yeah. Doesn't it?
(Chuckles)
398
00:15:13,511 --> 00:15:14,494
And Mike has changed.
(Chuckles)
399
00:15:14,512 --> 00:15:15,495
He's less...
400
00:15:15,530 --> 00:15:16,797
Um... cranky?
401
00:15:16,831 --> 00:15:17,798
I was gonna say "honest."
402
00:15:17,832 --> 00:15:19,683
Honest. Yeah, me, too.
403
00:15:19,717 --> 00:15:21,435
You know, I was mad
about his app comment...
404
00:15:21,469 --> 00:15:24,104
- Mm-hmm.
- But I'll let you in on a little secret.
405
00:15:24,138 --> 00:15:27,524
(Lowered voice) That's how
I get a lot of my information.
406
00:15:27,558 --> 00:15:29,810
But it's how
you present it.
407
00:15:29,844 --> 00:15:30,978
- Thank you.
- Yeah.
408
00:15:31,012 --> 00:15:33,179
(Both laugh)
409
00:15:33,197 --> 00:15:35,949
On that final push to Baghdad,
I drove that M1
410
00:15:35,984 --> 00:15:38,351
18 hours straight
without stopping.
411
00:15:38,369 --> 00:15:40,921
Drove an M1
for 18 hours, huh?
412
00:15:40,955 --> 00:15:42,189
That's a long time.
413
00:15:42,223 --> 00:15:43,523
(Chuckles)
You're telling me.
414
00:15:43,558 --> 00:15:45,392
- (Mouth full) Yeah.
- I lived it.
415
00:15:45,426 --> 00:15:48,462
Yeah. You know what?
Would you excuse me?
416
00:15:48,496 --> 00:15:49,529
I'm gonna call my daughters,
see if they're all right.
417
00:15:49,547 --> 00:15:50,664
Yeah. Sure.
418
00:15:50,698 --> 00:15:51,915
We should hang out
more often.
419
00:15:51,966 --> 00:15:53,200
- Yeah.
- Maybe something at the learning annex.
420
00:15:53,234 --> 00:15:55,218
Oh, you know what? They have
a new class on pickling.
421
00:15:55,253 --> 00:15:56,753
Did you know
that pickling is back?
422
00:15:56,804 --> 00:15:58,755
- I didn't, but it doesn't shock me.
- I... yeah.
423
00:15:58,806 --> 00:16:00,090
(Both chuckle)
Hey, guys.
424
00:16:00,141 --> 00:16:01,575
- Yeah.
- Uh, could I talk to you privately for a minute?
425
00:16:01,609 --> 00:16:02,559
It'll just take a second.
426
00:16:02,593 --> 00:16:04,177
- Oh, of course. Uh-huh.
- Thanks.
427
00:16:04,211 --> 00:16:05,345
- Hey, uh...
- Yeah. Hey. Yeah.
428
00:16:05,379 --> 00:16:06,480
What's going on?
429
00:16:06,514 --> 00:16:08,515
Um, listen,
I think that guy's a liar.
430
00:16:08,549 --> 00:16:09,616
I don't think
he's a Navy S.E.A.L.
431
00:16:09,651 --> 00:16:10,851
I think
he's just full of it.
432
00:16:10,885 --> 00:16:11,902
- He just told me he was...
- Ohh.
433
00:16:11,936 --> 00:16:14,271
In an M1A1 Abrams tank
for 18 hours.
434
00:16:14,322 --> 00:16:15,405
- It's impossible.
- Look. Come on. Come on.
435
00:16:15,440 --> 00:16:17,074
Maybe... maybe he drank
a lot of coffee.
436
00:16:17,108 --> 00:16:20,694
Maybe he peed in a jug.
We don't know. We weren't there.
437
00:16:20,728 --> 00:16:22,596
He wasn't there either.
The S. E.A.L.S... they...
438
00:16:22,630 --> 00:16:23,914
they don't drive
tanks around.
439
00:16:23,948 --> 00:16:25,282
- Even if they did... 18 hours?
- Okay.
440
00:16:25,333 --> 00:16:26,950
- It has a short fuel window.
- All right. Y...
441
00:16:27,001 --> 00:16:28,769
- it would only be about four to six
hours top speed with... - uh, wh...
442
00:16:28,803 --> 00:16:31,421
why do you have to know
these things? Why? Why?
443
00:16:31,456 --> 00:16:32,439
You know, it's against
the law what he's doing.
444
00:16:32,473 --> 00:16:34,041
- (Sighs) Oh, yeah.
- Stolen valor act.
445
00:16:34,075 --> 00:16:35,709
- Old red there could get six months in jail...
- Okay, but...
446
00:16:35,743 --> 00:16:36,960
- For doing that.
- Mike, listen. No, no. L...
447
00:16:37,011 --> 00:16:38,095
we talked about this.
You don't have to say
448
00:16:38,129 --> 00:16:40,130
- the truth all the time.
- So you're...
449
00:16:40,214 --> 00:16:41,615
- you don't. You don't, so... - you're
making me pick between wife and country?
450
00:16:41,649 --> 00:16:44,134
All right, so, look,
look... (Sighs)
451
00:16:44,185 --> 00:16:46,053
I will make it worth
your while. I... (Sighs)
452
00:16:46,087 --> 00:16:48,155
I will do the thing that
you're always asking me to do,
453
00:16:48,189 --> 00:16:51,625
but I won't do it because it
makes me physically sick.
454
00:16:54,162 --> 00:16:57,964
You will root for Michigan
over Ohio state?
455
00:16:57,999 --> 00:17:01,068
Yeah.
456
00:17:01,102 --> 00:17:03,236
I can't believe
mom and dad are gonna
457
00:17:03,271 --> 00:17:05,572
take you away from me...
(Sighs)
458
00:17:05,606 --> 00:17:07,340
Just when I finally figured out
how to move the mirrors
459
00:17:07,375 --> 00:17:10,577
and what that little
red warning light was for.
460
00:17:10,611 --> 00:17:13,180
Hey, where's
dad's duffel bag?
461
00:17:13,214 --> 00:17:14,514
I don't know. Why?
462
00:17:14,549 --> 00:17:18,452
I'm gonna pack some stuff.
I think I'm moving on.
463
00:17:18,486 --> 00:17:20,654
Eve, what are you
talking about?
464
00:17:20,688 --> 00:17:23,423
I want mom and dad
to remember me how I was...
465
00:17:23,458 --> 00:17:27,794
innocent,
perfect, their final hope.
466
00:17:29,630 --> 00:17:32,432
I'm gonna head down South,
look for work.
467
00:17:32,467 --> 00:17:35,435
I'll be in touch
when I get settled.
468
00:17:35,470 --> 00:17:38,638
(Whispers) Gosh, I'm gonna
miss this place.
469
00:17:38,673 --> 00:17:40,474
Shut up.
You're not going anywhere.
470
00:17:40,508 --> 00:17:41,575
How do you know?
471
00:17:41,609 --> 00:17:42,576
Because you miss
one homework assignment,
472
00:17:42,610 --> 00:17:44,111
you break out in hives.
473
00:17:44,145 --> 00:17:46,780
Oh. Dad gave us homework.
We're supposed to read
474
00:17:46,814 --> 00:17:48,482
this drug literature.
Yeah, I wouldn't sweat it.
475
00:17:48,516 --> 00:17:50,784
It's mostly just cartoons
and a bunch of stickers.
476
00:17:51,986 --> 00:17:53,620
I just got a great idea.
477
00:17:54,689 --> 00:17:58,158
Sadness makes
my eyes sparkle.
478
00:17:59,327 --> 00:18:00,994
What?
479
00:18:02,330 --> 00:18:05,265
So there I was,
480
00:18:05,299 --> 00:18:07,467
limping through the streets
of Baghdad,
481
00:18:07,502 --> 00:18:09,402
dragging my wounded leg,
482
00:18:09,437 --> 00:18:11,905
sniper fire everywhere.
483
00:18:11,939 --> 00:18:13,557
We barely made it out
alive.
484
00:18:13,608 --> 00:18:15,008
Unbelievable.
485
00:18:15,042 --> 00:18:17,043
Yeah, she said it.
486
00:18:18,846 --> 00:18:20,647
Was the longest night
of my life.
487
00:18:20,681 --> 00:18:22,382
I know just what you mean.
488
00:18:22,416 --> 00:18:24,251
Then they got me on a bird
489
00:18:24,285 --> 00:18:26,086
and medevaced me out
of there at first light.
490
00:18:26,120 --> 00:18:27,721
(Sighs)
Then I had four months
491
00:18:27,755 --> 00:18:29,656
of pretty intense physical therapy.
(Vanessa) Mm.
492
00:18:29,690 --> 00:18:31,391
Yeah? Where'd you do
your physical therapy?
493
00:18:31,425 --> 00:18:32,392
Doesn't matter. Leave it.
494
00:18:32,426 --> 00:18:34,594
Just leave it.
Oh, no. Let him talk.
495
00:18:34,629 --> 00:18:38,064
It was back at home base.
Fort Douglas.
496
00:18:38,099 --> 00:18:39,533
In Utah?
497
00:18:39,567 --> 00:18:40,934
You know, honey,
it's getting late.
498
00:18:40,968 --> 00:18:41,935
- We should, uh, we should get going.
- No, you know...
499
00:18:41,969 --> 00:18:42,936
- (Michelle) Oh.
- Yeah.
500
00:18:42,970 --> 00:18:43,937
We got
plenty more war stories.
501
00:18:43,971 --> 00:18:45,672
We gotta honor
our soldiers, honey.
502
00:18:45,706 --> 00:18:48,942
No, Vanessa's right.
I gotta get up early tomorrow.
503
00:18:48,976 --> 00:18:50,760
Well, I guess we'll see
you two at the party.
504
00:18:50,812 --> 00:18:51,945
(Whispers) Tom, no.
505
00:18:51,979 --> 00:18:53,446
There... there's a party?
506
00:18:53,481 --> 00:18:55,515
Great.
What, uh, what can we bring?
507
00:18:55,549 --> 00:18:59,119
Oh, yeah.
It's not really a party.
508
00:18:59,153 --> 00:19:01,021
Uh, it's just
a few close friends.
509
00:19:01,055 --> 00:19:02,189
Will the Wongs be there?
510
00:19:02,223 --> 00:19:03,623
- Uh...
- The Kanes?
511
00:19:03,658 --> 00:19:04,891
- Uh...
- The Kopelmans?
512
00:19:04,926 --> 00:19:06,526
Uh...
Seriously?
513
00:19:06,561 --> 00:19:08,862
But... (Sighs)
I don't understand.
514
00:19:08,896 --> 00:19:10,630
May I speak freely?
Please.
515
00:19:10,665 --> 00:19:12,566
The Kopelmans
don't like you.
516
00:19:12,600 --> 00:19:15,468
So... pssh, don't invite
the Kopelmans...
517
00:19:15,503 --> 00:19:17,170
(Chuckles) Right?
518
00:19:17,205 --> 00:19:18,638
(Chuckles)
It's complicated.
519
00:19:18,673 --> 00:19:21,041
We're very close with them.
520
00:19:21,075 --> 00:19:24,578
I guess
it's not that complicated.
521
00:19:24,612 --> 00:19:28,465
I see. I see. Uh, well,
no, I-I understand.
522
00:19:28,516 --> 00:19:29,583
(Whispering) Yeah.
523
00:19:29,617 --> 00:19:31,051
Just, uh, no hard feelings.
(Chuckles)
524
00:19:31,085 --> 00:19:32,052
(Whispers) No.
525
00:19:32,086 --> 00:19:33,920
(Inhales deeply and sighs)
526
00:19:33,955 --> 00:19:37,257
Mike... do it.
527
00:19:40,645 --> 00:19:42,762
You're not a Navy S.E.A.L.
528
00:19:42,797 --> 00:19:44,264
(Chuckles) Ohh.
529
00:19:44,282 --> 00:19:47,601
That is the first full breath
I've had all night.
530
00:19:47,635 --> 00:19:49,602
Not a Navy S.E.A.L.? Of course he is.
No. Not a Navy S.E.A.L.
531
00:19:49,620 --> 00:19:50,820
He doesn't know
what he's talking about.
532
00:19:50,872 --> 00:19:51,905
You don't know what
you're talking about.
533
00:19:51,939 --> 00:19:53,773
Fort Douglas...
that's an army base.
534
00:19:53,791 --> 00:19:55,275
It was closed 20 years ago.
535
00:19:55,309 --> 00:19:56,776
Semper fi...
that's from the marine corps,
536
00:19:56,811 --> 00:19:57,961
as I recall.
537
00:19:57,995 --> 00:20:00,113
M1 tank doesn't have
an 18-hour range.
538
00:20:00,131 --> 00:20:01,631
You don't know anything
about what you're talking...
539
00:20:01,666 --> 00:20:04,217
plus I don't think the S.E.A.L.s
use self-Tanner, do they?
540
00:20:04,252 --> 00:20:05,518
Night, folks.
541
00:20:05,553 --> 00:20:07,787
Come on.
542
00:20:07,822 --> 00:20:09,506
Oh, oh, oh, oh!
543
00:20:09,557 --> 00:20:11,791
And she gets
all her weather information
544
00:20:11,826 --> 00:20:13,960
from a free phone app.
545
00:20:13,978 --> 00:20:16,463
It's true.
546
00:20:20,668 --> 00:20:22,836
I cannot believe
I said that to her.
547
00:20:22,870 --> 00:20:25,605
I mean, that could ruin
her career. Just...
548
00:20:25,640 --> 00:20:26,606
But it felt good.
549
00:20:26,641 --> 00:20:29,309
(Whispers)
Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
550
00:20:29,327 --> 00:20:33,313
(Chuckles, normal voice)
It really did. Yeah. Oh.
551
00:20:33,347 --> 00:20:34,647
You know, I-I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
552
00:20:34,665 --> 00:20:36,182
I know I'm supposed
to be the civilized part
553
00:20:36,217 --> 00:20:38,485
of this couple.
554
00:20:38,519 --> 00:20:39,986
- You don't need to apologize for being...
- I just... (Sighs)
555
00:20:40,004 --> 00:20:42,188
More like me.
556
00:20:42,223 --> 00:20:43,990
You know, honey,
557
00:20:44,025 --> 00:20:46,159
we are gonna grow old
alone together,
558
00:20:46,193 --> 00:20:47,827
just you and I.
559
00:20:47,862 --> 00:20:49,462
Promise?
560
00:20:49,497 --> 00:20:50,463
Yeah.
561
00:20:50,497 --> 00:20:52,732
- Mm.
- Ohh.
562
00:20:52,767 --> 00:20:54,000
- I gotta eat somethin' cooked.
- Mm.
563
00:20:54,035 --> 00:20:55,936
I swear I do.
564
00:21:02,026 --> 00:21:05,629
(Gasps) Wow. Look at that.
565
00:21:07,865 --> 00:21:08,998
Interesting.
566
00:21:09,017 --> 00:21:11,101
Yeah. Oh, Mike,
we've got some good girls.
567
00:21:11,135 --> 00:21:12,469
Yeah,
we've got some good girls.
568
00:21:12,503 --> 00:21:14,204
Yeah. They're just...
they're gonna grow up,
569
00:21:14,238 --> 00:21:15,772
go out in the world,
and do just fine.
570
00:21:15,807 --> 00:21:17,140
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
571
00:21:17,175 --> 00:21:21,311
I think they pulled a dent out
and the paint popped off.
572
00:21:21,346 --> 00:21:23,647
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, that makes more sense.
573
00:21:23,681 --> 00:21:24,715
- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah.
574
00:21:24,749 --> 00:21:26,249
Ohh. What should we do
about it?
575
00:21:26,284 --> 00:21:27,650
Nothing.
576
00:21:27,668 --> 00:21:30,253
Mandy's got to drive to school
with this sign on there.
577
00:21:30,288 --> 00:21:32,456
That's punishment enough.
578
00:21:32,457 --> 00:21:38,457
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