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♪ Somewhere over the rainbow ♪
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♪ way up high ♪
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♪ there's a land
that I heard of ♪
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♪ Once in a lullaby ♪
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♪ Somewhere... ♪
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Hey.
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Yep.
Where are you?
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Yeah, thanks.
That's all we need.
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What'd he say?
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Uh, yeah, I'm right here.
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8:00.
Mm-hmm.
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Ivy Lynn.
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Hi, you guys.
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So...
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Do you want the ballad
or the up-tempo first?
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They kept me waiting
for almost an hour.
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And then
the director took a call
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In the middle of my audition.
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No. It did not go well.
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Is this all the mail?
I was gone a week.
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This is all the mail I got?
Oh, I took out the junk mail
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and put the magazines
over there.
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- So this is the real mail?
- Yeah.
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That is so cute... You took out
the junk and left the real mail.
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Where did you hide the tea?
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Oh, I rearranged.
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There's a tea drawer here.
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And there's also macaroni and cheese
and meatloaf in the oven.
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Macaroni and cheese?
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You were on a long flight.
I thought, you know,
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coming home to comfort
food would be nice.
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I'm going to go unpack that.
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Can you believe this?
He wants to unpack my suitcase.
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You don't have
to unpack his suitcase.
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I don't mind.
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I have a new assistant,
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And he made me
macaroni and cheese.
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I'm happy for you.
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I'm happy for me too.
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And so cute.
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He made a tea drawer.
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Did you see this?
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They're going ahead
with My Fair Lady?
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Derek Wills.
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- Oh, God.
- Oh, come on,
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You know
he's a terrific director.
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Oh, don't even.
I mean,
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Don't even!
Oh, oh, sorry, sorry.
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Okay.
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Revivals and movies.
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Why doesn't anyone
do new musicals anymore?
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New book, new songs?
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We write new musicals.
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I thought we were
taking a break.
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We are.
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I'm just saying,
you know, in general...
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Oh, let me get that
out of your way.
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- You were looking at that?
- Yeah, I hope that's okay.
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Of course, it's okay.
When you houses it for someone,
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You're allowed
to read the books.
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He likes Marilyn Monroe.
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Isn't that interesting?
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Poor Marilyn.
So beautiful and tragic.
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I think she'd make
a great musical.
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- We tried it it was a...
- Huge flop.
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Besides, everyone's
doing her now.
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There's a Marilyn movie,
diaries.
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You know what?
There's an app for the iPad now.
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You blow on it
and the skirt goes up.
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Goes...
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Doesn't that mean
people like her?
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Yes, it means that,
but that doesn't mean
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She'd make a good musical.
Well, I like Wicked
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and Jersey Boys.
Who'd have thought
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Those would be good musicals?
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She married Joe Dimaggio.
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You could do a baseball number.
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I didn't get it.
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- I told you already.
- I told my agent
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I'm not sexy enough...
I'm the girl next door.
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Come hang out with me
at the mayor's office.
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You'll be plenty sexy there.
Everyone will stare.
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They won't get any work done.
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Why do I have to be sexy
all the time?
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I wish I was fat.
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Plus I'm hungry.
I'm going to start eating more.
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- Oh, good. Here.
- Mmm. And plus I'm light.
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That's what they keep saying.
"They think that you're light."
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Now what does that mean?
That means you're skinny.
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- Mmm.
- Karen,
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You got two tables up front.
Sorry.
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Kiss. Mwah.
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I'm home.
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- Hey, Hon.
- Hey.
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- How's Tom?
- Good.
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Hired a new assistant.
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Very gung ho.
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Why didn't he pick Tom
up at the airport?
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Tom only likes me
to drive him, you know that.
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The adoption agency called.
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They want to schedule
a time for us to meet
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With the social worker.
Isn't that fast?
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Thought adoption was slow.
It's like the theater.
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Some parts are fast...
Overall it's slow.
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Oh, so check it out...
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The new assistant boy
had this big idea.
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Hey, Leo.
When I say "Marilyn,"
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What do you think?
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Baltimore.
Baltimore, Maryland.
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Um, okay.
Uh, think a person.
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Marilyn the person.
Marilyn Manson.
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Which would be my point.
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Marilyn Monroe.
Who's Marilyn Monroe?
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Marilyn... The Musical?
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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You and Tom are taking a break,
I thought.
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Uh, I'm not talking about us,
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I'm just talking
in the abstract.
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You just said
Marilyn... The Musical.
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Like,
Marilyn... The Musical.
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I didn't say it likeanything.
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I said it like
it's not a bad idea
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If someone were looking
for ideas,
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Which you are not.
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- Well, how would you do it?
- Oh, for crying out loud.
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Don't get mad at me!
You just said that...
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I don't know.
You could do scenes
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From the movies.
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You could have
a big group theater number.
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You could have
a baseball number.
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That's what Tom said.
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That's great mom, I will.
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Okay, see you.
Give love to dad.
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They're coming to visit
next weekend.
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Isn't that great?
It is. I like your parents.
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Oh, me too.
I do.
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- You worried?
- Me?
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No, no. No.
Oh, three nos.
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And very high nos.
It's just... come on.
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You know they have
a hard time in New York.
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- But they want to see you.
- Dev.
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The last time they were here,
they spent two days
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Trying to convince me
to move back to Iowa.
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Yeah, it was a bit
like an intervention.
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Totally, ugh.
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I'm so looking forward to this.
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- What are you doing?
- I'm just...
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Just watching a movie.
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Well, don't stay up all night.
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I won't.
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What's what?
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Oh, that.
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Just a little going away
present.
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Real diamonds.
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They must be
worth their weight in gold.
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Are you always this generous?
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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How are you?
I'm sorry.
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Hello, hello, hello.
Hey.
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- Can I just be right there?
- Sure.
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Hi, hi.
Good to see you.
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- I'm right here.
- Okay.
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Ivy.
Hi, hi.
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Tom!
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What are you doing here?
I just got back from London.
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Opening up
the West End Production.
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Are they as good as us?
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Of course not.
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- Hey, Tom.
- Hi!
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- Dennis.
- I remembered.
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No, you didn't.
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Did you get it?
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Ivy stop,
they fine you for that.
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Hey! Hi.
You got by me
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So fast downstairs,
I didn't get a chance...
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Are you okay?
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I'm fine.
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What happened?
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Nothing. I...
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I had an audition this morning.
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I didn't get it.
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Ivy, you want to leave us?
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Oh, Tom,
you know I love the show.
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I love you.
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The ensemble, not so much?
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I just want a part.
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I trained.
I'm a trained...
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I'm not complaining.
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Just dreaming.
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Yeah, like everybody.
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No, of course, call Ivy.
She'll be great.
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You're going to wear that?
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Oh, you say that, Tom.
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But then you get all...
You get all impatient.
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If we don't cut it now,
I'm going
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To have to listen
to you whine for weeks.
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Then we should do it
because Iwant to do it.
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I want to do it tomorrow.
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I will call Ivy.
Bye.
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He does whine.
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I love him, but...
He whines.
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You're cutting a demo?
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For what?
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For the, um...
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The Marilyn thing.
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You're doing that?
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We wrote one song, just to...
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- Just to what?
- Well, Tom wanted...
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We are in the middle
of an adoption.
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Visit from the social worker,
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Interviews at the agency,
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Criminal checks.
How does writing one song...
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You said that you would take
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the whole year off
so that we could do this.
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- You're so overreacting.
- I'm not overreacting.
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When you're in production,
you are never here.
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You're out all night.
Leo and I go for days
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without seeing you...
Days!
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It's not a musical.
It's one song.
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Then why can't Tom do it
with someone else?
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You know what she said
in her last interview?
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She said, "please don't make
a joke out of me."
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The way they treated her...
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That's not even it.
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There was just...
There was something about her.
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How much she wanted to love
and be loved.
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She glows with it.
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Reminds me of a saint.
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I don't want anyone else
to do her.
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I hate the theater,
I really do.
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Leo,
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What are you doing home?
It's Tuesday...
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You have jazz band.
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The social worker
is coming over.
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He came home early
so he could meet her...
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So wecan convince her
that we are a good family.
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They don't
let just anybody adopt.
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That's what I was trying
to tell you.
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I thought maybe you'd want
to change your clothes
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So that you could look nice
for the social worker.
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And there she is.
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That would be her.
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There she is.
Yes.
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She's going to like us
no matter what I'm wearing.
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And I do want this baby.
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I love you both.
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We are a fantastic family.
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And it's going to be fine.
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Yeah, but shouldn't somebody
answer the door?
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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- Come on in.
- How are you? Thank you.
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- Hello, hello.
- Oh, hi.
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- I'm so glad to see you Mrs...
- Mrs. Walters.
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- Oh, Rene.
- I am... I'm so sorry,
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I'm a little behind today.
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I was just going
to run upstairs and change.
259
00:10:51,954 --> 00:10:54,291
Oh, no, no. It's fine.
I know how busy you must be.
260
00:10:54,292 --> 00:10:56,959
I-I saw your play last month...
On Broadway.
261
00:10:56,960 --> 00:11:01,497
I loved it.
Um, can I get you some tea?
262
00:11:01,498 --> 00:11:04,066
- Yes, I-I love tea.
- Sure.
263
00:11:04,067 --> 00:11:06,202
Wow.
264
00:11:06,203 --> 00:11:07,970
Right this way.
265
00:11:10,707 --> 00:11:14,677
♪ as the wise men once wrote ♪
266
00:11:14,678 --> 00:11:20,349
♪ Never give all the heart ♪
267
00:11:20,350 --> 00:11:25,187
♪ Well it's easy to see
he was writing for me ♪
268
00:11:25,188 --> 00:11:29,658
♪ I just wish
I could play that part... ♪
269
00:11:29,659 --> 00:11:31,394
Oh, I'm sorry I'm late.
270
00:11:31,395 --> 00:11:33,596
We had to have
our birth certificates notarized
271
00:11:33,597 --> 00:11:35,363
For this adoption.
And I couldn't tell them
272
00:11:35,364 --> 00:11:37,198
To hurry it up,
because I didn't want
273
00:11:37,199 --> 00:11:38,435
To get into another fight
with my husband
274
00:11:38,436 --> 00:11:40,236
About Marilyn The Musical,
275
00:11:40,237 --> 00:11:41,569
Since I'm not supposed
to be doing Marilyn The Musical.
276
00:11:41,570 --> 00:11:42,839
Go on, it's sounds amazing.
277
00:11:42,840 --> 00:11:44,507
Well, Ivy is a blinding genius.
278
00:11:44,508 --> 00:11:46,241
It's easy
to make you guys sound good.
279
00:11:46,242 --> 00:11:47,911
Yeah, it's easy
to make us sound bad too.
280
00:11:50,522 --> 00:11:51,979
Ellis!
281
00:11:52,615 --> 00:11:54,582
Can you please get me some tea?
282
00:11:55,013 --> 00:11:56,467
Sure.
283
00:11:59,423 --> 00:12:01,557
Oh, you're happy.
284
00:12:01,558 --> 00:12:04,860
I'm glad we're doing this.
I really am.
285
00:12:04,861 --> 00:12:07,563
I've got her in B-flat.
286
00:12:07,564 --> 00:12:09,132
I wanted to keep it
in a Marilyn key.
287
00:12:09,133 --> 00:12:11,434
We weren't sure
how much belt you wanted.
288
00:12:11,435 --> 00:12:14,419
Well, there needs
to be some size at...
289
00:12:15,105 --> 00:12:16,572
♪ From the start... ♪
290
00:12:16,573 --> 00:12:18,075
But it doesn't have
to be a full belt.
291
00:12:18,076 --> 00:12:19,966
It could be a mix.
Okay.
292
00:12:21,445 --> 00:12:23,145
You okay?
293
00:12:23,146 --> 00:12:24,548
Sure.
Why wouldn't I be?
294
00:12:24,549 --> 00:12:26,949
You're sitting up
very straight.
295
00:12:26,950 --> 00:12:28,651
Posture is important to my dad.
296
00:12:28,652 --> 00:12:30,119
He's right.
297
00:12:30,120 --> 00:12:31,421
Looks incredible
when you do that.
298
00:12:31,422 --> 00:12:33,489
Off and running.
299
00:12:33,490 --> 00:12:35,724
- Mom! Hi!
- Sweetie!
300
00:12:35,725 --> 00:12:36,760
Oh, ho.
Dev.
301
00:12:36,761 --> 00:12:38,794
- Roger.
- Daddy.
302
00:12:38,795 --> 00:12:40,097
- Hi, honey.
- So good to see you.
303
00:12:42,230 --> 00:12:44,667
Dev, you really
are the handsomest thing.
304
00:12:44,668 --> 00:12:46,069
Why can't you get her
to marry you?
305
00:12:46,070 --> 00:12:47,903
- I'm working on it.
- Okay,
306
00:12:47,904 --> 00:12:48,939
Both of you stop it right now.
Thank you.
307
00:12:48,940 --> 00:12:51,140
So, Dev,
308
00:12:51,141 --> 00:12:53,610
How are things going for you,
down at the mayor's office?
309
00:12:53,611 --> 00:12:56,245
Well, you know,
budgets are still tight.
310
00:12:56,246 --> 00:12:57,947
Municipal government...
311
00:12:57,948 --> 00:12:59,849
Thankless job.
312
00:12:59,850 --> 00:13:01,516
No, no, no.
I didn't mean to imply that.
313
00:13:01,517 --> 00:13:03,785
No, new yorkers are so
passionate about their city.
314
00:13:03,786 --> 00:13:05,822
It's really rather inspiring.
Don't get him started.
315
00:13:05,823 --> 00:13:07,189
He loves it down there.
316
00:13:07,190 --> 00:13:08,358
New York is like
the promised land to him.
317
00:13:08,359 --> 00:13:10,159
Yeah, and to you too.
318
00:13:10,902 --> 00:13:13,362
Oh, my goodness.
319
00:13:13,363 --> 00:13:16,665
I'm sorry...
Midwest.
320
00:13:16,666 --> 00:13:18,266
You know,
the prices are different.
321
00:13:18,267 --> 00:13:19,667
But I'm sure the food here
322
00:13:19,668 --> 00:13:21,605
Is delicious.
I'm taking you, mom.
323
00:13:21,606 --> 00:13:24,540
- Oh, that's not necessary.
- I know it's not necessary.
324
00:13:24,541 --> 00:13:26,509
But I want to.
Karen,
325
00:13:26,510 --> 00:13:27,876
We know what kind
of money you make.
326
00:13:27,877 --> 00:13:29,146
You're a waitress.
327
00:13:29,147 --> 00:13:31,447
I'll pay for dinner.
328
00:13:31,448 --> 00:13:32,616
She's an actress,
not a waitress.
329
00:13:32,617 --> 00:13:35,017
You don't have to tell me that.
330
00:13:35,018 --> 00:13:37,653
She did «The Sound Of
Music in high school.
331
00:13:37,654 --> 00:13:40,656
Everybody talked about it
for weeks.
332
00:13:40,657 --> 00:13:44,894
What a voice!
Who knew that meant all this.
333
00:13:44,895 --> 00:13:46,528
Okay, I'm not getting
into this again, dad.
334
00:13:46,529 --> 00:13:48,498
No, sweetie,
we're not getting into anything.
335
00:13:48,499 --> 00:13:49,999
We're just so happy to see you.
336
00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:52,401
I'm happy to see you too.
He worries.
337
00:13:52,402 --> 00:13:53,568
- Mom.
- No, it's so competitive,
338
00:13:53,569 --> 00:13:54,838
And all that rejection,
339
00:13:54,839 --> 00:13:57,173
So we worry,
of course we worry.
340
00:13:57,174 --> 00:13:59,675
Well, sometimes dreams
are hard.
341
00:13:59,676 --> 00:14:02,211
And sometimes, sweetie,
342
00:14:02,212 --> 00:14:06,719
dreams just don't mix
with reality.
343
00:14:08,418 --> 00:14:10,351
That's why
it's so extraordinary
344
00:14:10,352 --> 00:14:12,055
When someone like Karen
follows her heart.
345
00:14:12,056 --> 00:14:14,056
She has so much courage.
346
00:14:14,885 --> 00:14:16,510
I think she's a star.
347
00:14:23,500 --> 00:14:26,535
♪ as the wise men once wrote ♪
348
00:14:26,536 --> 00:14:31,774
♪ never give all the heart ♪
349
00:14:31,775 --> 00:14:36,912
♪ Well it's easy to see
he was writing for me ♪
350
00:14:36,913 --> 00:14:41,417
♪ I just wish I could play
that part ♪
351
00:14:41,418 --> 00:14:46,722
♪ for the men I have known
who have clearly shown ♪
352
00:14:46,723 --> 00:14:51,761
♪ they've been reading him
from the start ♪
353
00:14:51,762 --> 00:14:54,930
♪ 'Cause when it comes to me ♪
354
00:14:54,931 --> 00:14:58,233
♪ well their kisses come free ♪
355
00:14:58,234 --> 00:15:06,279
♪ but they never
give all the heart ♪
356
00:15:14,192 --> 00:15:16,585
You posted a private
recording session online.
357
00:15:16,586 --> 00:15:17,920
I didn't.
358
00:15:17,921 --> 00:15:19,156
You were the only one
who could have!
359
00:15:19,157 --> 00:15:20,623
This is a disaster.
360
00:15:20,624 --> 00:15:21,625
Michael Riedel's going
to destroy us.
361
00:15:21,626 --> 00:15:23,125
Why? Does he hate you?
362
00:15:23,126 --> 00:15:24,794
Who is he?
He's a Napoleonic
363
00:15:24,795 --> 00:15:26,394
Little Nazi
who works for the post.
364
00:15:26,395 --> 00:15:28,131
- You're fired! Is he fired?
- What?
365
00:15:28,132 --> 00:15:30,266
Yes, he's fired.
You're fired!
366
00:15:30,267 --> 00:15:31,468
I didn't do it.
I just...
367
00:15:31,469 --> 00:15:33,039
I emailed it to my mother.
368
00:15:39,639 --> 00:15:41,042
Wow. It's everywhere.
369
00:15:41,315 --> 00:15:43,012
Those idiotic theater blogs.
370
00:15:43,013 --> 00:15:45,314
I hate everyone
who writes theater blogs.
371
00:15:45,315 --> 00:15:47,682
- Okay, some of it is...
- I don't want to know!
372
00:15:49,986 --> 00:15:51,854
My God, this sucks!
373
00:15:51,855 --> 00:15:53,522
It gets out too fast.
374
00:15:53,523 --> 00:15:55,459
And then everyone just rushes
to judgment
375
00:15:55,460 --> 00:15:58,092
beforewe even have
a first draft!
376
00:15:58,695 --> 00:15:59,862
Riedel.
377
00:16:01,631 --> 00:16:02,966
Riedel started going
after Spider-Man
378
00:16:02,967 --> 00:16:05,000
Before they even started
previews...
379
00:16:05,001 --> 00:16:06,503
He was already attacking
everyone.
380
00:16:06,504 --> 00:16:08,938
Before they even started
maiming people.
381
00:16:08,939 --> 00:16:12,007
Yeah, I know, I know.
382
00:16:12,008 --> 00:16:13,009
You didn't want me to do it.
And you know,
383
00:16:13,010 --> 00:16:14,343
Fine, you were right.
384
00:16:14,344 --> 00:16:16,378
It's just a complete waste
of time.
385
00:16:16,379 --> 00:16:18,848
- Riedel picked it up.
- Of course he did!
386
00:16:18,849 --> 00:16:20,398
Little creep.
387
00:16:20,984 --> 00:16:23,486
Tom called him
a "Napoleonic Nazi."
388
00:16:23,487 --> 00:16:27,056
He's so right.
389
00:16:27,057 --> 00:16:29,992
"Napoleonic Nazi."
It's good, right?
390
00:16:29,993 --> 00:16:33,329
No, it's just, uh,
Riedel loves Marilyn.
391
00:16:33,330 --> 00:16:35,998
He's a huge fan of you and Tom.
392
00:16:35,999 --> 00:16:38,401
Thinks Heaven On Earthis
the best musical on Broadway,
393
00:16:38,402 --> 00:16:41,003
In spite of its hideous title.
394
00:16:42,139 --> 00:16:44,256
Thinks the number online is a smash.
395
00:16:51,381 --> 00:16:54,350
You know, he's much smarter
than people give him credit for.
396
00:16:54,351 --> 00:16:56,252
Everyone gets so mad at him,
397
00:16:56,253 --> 00:16:58,409
But... tells the truth.
398
00:17:03,994 --> 00:17:07,196
♪ for the men I have known ♪
399
00:17:07,197 --> 00:17:09,899
♪ Who have clearly shown ♪
400
00:17:09,900 --> 00:17:14,537
♪ They've been reading him
from the start ♪
401
00:17:14,538 --> 00:17:17,506
♪ 'cause when it comes to me ♪
402
00:17:17,507 --> 00:17:21,177
♪ Well their kisses come free ♪
403
00:17:21,842 --> 00:17:29,054
♪ But they never
give all the heart ♪
404
00:17:36,788 --> 00:17:38,630
This revised
agreement is a joke.
405
00:17:41,021 --> 00:17:42,651
I don't see anybody laughing.
406
00:17:42,652 --> 00:17:45,287
Please, can we please
just try to get through this?
407
00:17:45,288 --> 00:17:46,955
I'm trying to get through this.
408
00:17:46,956 --> 00:17:48,458
But if you're going to be
vindictive about it...
409
00:17:49,291 --> 00:17:52,478
- Vindictive?
- Unrealistic then.
410
00:17:54,326 --> 00:17:56,398
You came into this marriage
with nothing.
411
00:17:56,399 --> 00:17:57,906
Except love.
412
00:18:00,681 --> 00:18:03,505
Bringing up love
at a divorce proceeding
413
00:18:03,506 --> 00:18:05,475
is childish.
Screwing every blonde
414
00:18:05,476 --> 00:18:07,827
who opens her legs for you
is also childish.
415
00:18:09,846 --> 00:18:12,047
I guess that makes
both of us children.
416
00:18:12,048 --> 00:18:13,482
Where are we?
417
00:18:13,483 --> 00:18:15,517
Unless we can come
to an agreement on this,
418
00:18:15,900 --> 00:18:18,520
All assets,
including the company,
419
00:18:18,521 --> 00:18:20,333
Go into escrow immediately.
420
00:18:21,992 --> 00:18:24,526
I have been working
on My Fair Lady
421
00:18:24,527 --> 00:18:26,929
For three years.
Do you really want
422
00:18:26,930 --> 00:18:28,564
to put a bullet in that?
423
00:18:28,565 --> 00:18:30,833
This doesn't have
to destroy everything.
424
00:18:30,834 --> 00:18:32,167
Come on, Jerry.
425
00:18:32,168 --> 00:18:34,394
We had a lot of good years
together.
426
00:18:40,725 --> 00:18:42,780
Is this your version
of begging, Eileen?
427
00:18:44,881 --> 00:18:48,654
Okay.
Everything goes into escrow.
428
00:18:50,720 --> 00:18:52,845
I'll see you in court.
429
00:19:06,934 --> 00:19:09,090
I brought croissants.
430
00:19:13,421 --> 00:19:15,911
I just wanted to let you know
how sorry I am.
431
00:19:17,216 --> 00:19:19,068
I didn't know
what I was doing was...
432
00:19:20,440 --> 00:19:22,839
No. I'm sorry.
433
00:19:23,620 --> 00:19:25,065
I did know it was wrong.
434
00:19:26,423 --> 00:19:28,045
I took the video.
I stole it.
435
00:19:28,098 --> 00:19:29,582
That's exactly what you did.
436
00:19:31,328 --> 00:19:33,296
I was just so excited
to be here...
437
00:19:33,297 --> 00:19:36,165
To be a part of this,
even in such a trivial way.
438
00:19:36,166 --> 00:19:38,634
Not that helping you guys
is trivial.
439
00:19:38,635 --> 00:19:40,569
Far from it.
440
00:19:40,905 --> 00:19:42,302
I just...
441
00:19:43,803 --> 00:19:46,442
In high school, I worked props
for Three On A Match.
442
00:19:47,403 --> 00:19:49,244
That was our first hit.
443
00:19:49,245 --> 00:19:50,979
It wasn't actually a hit.
444
00:19:50,980 --> 00:19:52,614
It had a respectable run.
445
00:19:52,615 --> 00:19:54,950
82 performances!
446
00:19:54,951 --> 00:19:56,618
I felt happy...
447
00:19:58,376 --> 00:20:00,369
Even just being backstage.
448
00:20:00,991 --> 00:20:03,086
I don't know...
449
00:20:03,087 --> 00:20:06,227
I felt... whole.
450
00:20:12,168 --> 00:20:15,604
We've... you know,
we've been working on Marilyn.
451
00:20:15,605 --> 00:20:17,773
- You have?
- Tom.
452
00:20:18,313 --> 00:20:21,310
It's rough, but it'd be great
to have your input.
453
00:20:21,311 --> 00:20:24,179
After all, it was your idea.
454
00:20:24,180 --> 00:20:25,398
Tom!
455
00:20:29,453 --> 00:20:30,961
We have an outline.
456
00:20:31,655 --> 00:20:34,350
And three songs.
457
00:20:34,858 --> 00:20:36,125
We do?
458
00:20:39,629 --> 00:20:41,697
Is that the baseball number?
459
00:20:41,698 --> 00:20:49,672
♪ 'Cause all men like to play
at the national pastime... ♪
460
00:20:49,673 --> 00:20:51,274
Give me your cell phone.
461
00:20:56,213 --> 00:20:58,414
Eileen, we just started
working on this.
462
00:20:58,415 --> 00:21:00,415
Well, that's why I called.
I want this project,
463
00:21:00,416 --> 00:21:01,851
and everyone's going
to think it's too early.
464
00:21:01,852 --> 00:21:03,485
Who do you want to direct?
465
00:21:04,689 --> 00:21:07,389
We're still working on,
um, the songs.
466
00:21:07,390 --> 00:21:08,990
And the book is
all over the place.
467
00:21:08,991 --> 00:21:10,660
Because Derek Wills
is available.
468
00:21:10,661 --> 00:21:13,829
Great! Or I could just
gouge my own eyes out.
469
00:21:13,830 --> 00:21:16,665
Uh, you know, Tom worked
with him a while ago,
470
00:21:16,666 --> 00:21:19,353
And it was
not a great experience.
471
00:21:19,369 --> 00:21:21,669
Oh, we're so hard
on each other in this business.
472
00:21:21,670 --> 00:21:23,840
But let me tell you,
he has mellowed considerably.
473
00:21:24,536 --> 00:21:27,943
He would have had to have
a complete personality change,
474
00:21:27,944 --> 00:21:29,378
as well as a sex change,
475
00:21:29,379 --> 00:21:30,880
for me to even consider it.
476
00:21:30,881 --> 00:21:32,948
- Well...
- Don't "well."
477
00:21:32,949 --> 00:21:34,882
Oh, don't even "well."
Well, well, what?
478
00:21:34,883 --> 00:21:36,451
Well, he's really talented,
Tom.
479
00:21:36,452 --> 00:21:38,088
You know what?
A lot of people are talented.
480
00:21:38,089 --> 00:21:40,789
We are in an industry
which is lousy with talent.
481
00:21:40,790 --> 00:21:42,791
Is it too much to ask
for kindness too?
482
00:21:43,573 --> 00:21:46,195
Am I a crazy person because
I still expect people to be,
483
00:21:46,196 --> 00:21:49,264
If not lovely, at least civil,
in this terrible business?
484
00:21:49,265 --> 00:21:51,900
Um, let's just have him
take a look at the material.
485
00:21:51,901 --> 00:21:53,435
See if anything sparks.
486
00:21:53,436 --> 00:21:55,271
If it does,
he'll show us one number.
487
00:21:55,272 --> 00:21:57,206
So he'll audition.
488
00:21:57,207 --> 00:21:59,309
- I don't want him to audition.
- So you don't think
489
00:21:59,310 --> 00:22:02,044
It would be fun
to watch Derek crawl?
490
00:22:02,045 --> 00:22:04,113
Yes, actually,
that might be fun.
491
00:22:04,114 --> 00:22:06,082
- I'll give him a call.
- Oh, no, uh,
492
00:22:06,083 --> 00:22:09,485
Eileen, hang on.
Look, we're really flattered.
493
00:22:09,486 --> 00:22:13,489
It's so encouraging
to have someone respond
494
00:22:13,490 --> 00:22:15,791
To... to what we're doing
in such a positive way.
495
00:22:16,448 --> 00:22:17,846
But aren't you...
496
00:22:20,230 --> 00:22:23,065
The word on the street, um...
497
00:22:23,066 --> 00:22:27,770
That your divorce has
complicated things for you
498
00:22:27,771 --> 00:22:29,271
and a lot of your projects.
499
00:22:29,272 --> 00:22:31,173
Oh, Jerry's being Jerry,
500
00:22:31,174 --> 00:22:33,742
And we're going
our separate ways,
501
00:22:33,743 --> 00:22:37,961
but rumors of my death
have been vastly exaggerated.
502
00:22:41,985 --> 00:22:44,019
Marilyn The Musical...
They've tried it.
503
00:22:44,020 --> 00:22:45,788
It was a huge flop.
504
00:22:47,070 --> 00:22:49,531
I think what we have
will entice you.
505
00:22:50,093 --> 00:22:52,094
I want to do My Fair Lady.
506
00:22:53,235 --> 00:22:56,999
Marilyn was
the American Eliza Doolittle.
507
00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:59,968
And she comes without strings,
unlike My Fair Lady,
508
00:22:59,969 --> 00:23:02,461
which is in escrow
along with my divorce.
509
00:23:03,807 --> 00:23:06,375
Tom Levitt...
He's a nightmare.
510
00:23:06,376 --> 00:23:07,943
Let's just try one number,
511
00:23:07,944 --> 00:23:09,711
see if everyone can get along.
I'm sorry,
512
00:23:09,712 --> 00:23:11,348
They want me to audition?
You've got to be kidding me.
513
00:23:11,349 --> 00:23:14,316
No, they don't want you
at all... I want you.
514
00:23:14,317 --> 00:23:17,286
Eileen, be real.
For me to audition,
515
00:23:17,287 --> 00:23:19,055
Marilyn herself would have
to pop out of that envelope
516
00:23:19,056 --> 00:23:21,056
And do me right here.
517
00:23:21,057 --> 00:23:23,325
Five, six, seven, eight.
518
00:23:25,962 --> 00:23:27,462
Okay, Manuel, right.
519
00:23:27,463 --> 00:23:28,997
You need to get
to this point here
520
00:23:28,998 --> 00:23:30,967
On the beat of the music,
right before she sings.
521
00:23:30,968 --> 00:23:32,968
Hit that clean.
522
00:23:33,531 --> 00:23:35,070
- You ready?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
523
00:23:35,452 --> 00:23:36,859
Hang on a sec.
524
00:23:39,843 --> 00:23:41,211
- Hey, darling.
- Hi, love.
525
00:23:41,212 --> 00:23:43,479
Thanks for doing this.
526
00:23:43,480 --> 00:23:46,215
It's my pleasure.
It's great to see you, Tom.
527
00:23:46,216 --> 00:23:47,981
You look terrific...
Lost some weight.
528
00:23:51,221 --> 00:23:54,256
Okay, so just imagine...
She's in a red dress,
529
00:23:54,257 --> 00:23:56,191
They're in baseball uniforms.
530
00:23:56,192 --> 00:23:57,260
Should we take a look?
531
00:24:00,764 --> 00:24:01,765
Fellas!
532
00:24:01,766 --> 00:24:02,765
Yeah?
533
00:24:02,766 --> 00:24:04,066
- Fellas!
- Is it?
534
00:24:04,067 --> 00:24:05,868
- Hey, team!
- Off the benches,
535
00:24:05,869 --> 00:24:07,336
it's Marilyn!
536
00:24:07,337 --> 00:24:08,871
♪ I just got a date ♪
537
00:24:08,872 --> 00:24:10,372
♪ She's just got a date ♪
538
00:24:10,373 --> 00:24:11,741
♪ With baseball's Joltin' Joe ♪
539
00:24:11,742 --> 00:24:13,842
♪ That lucky so-and-so ♪
540
00:24:13,843 --> 00:24:16,845
♪ So run me 'round the bases
put me through my paces ♪
541
00:24:16,846 --> 00:24:23,052
♪ And teach me all the things
a slugger's lover should know ♪
542
00:24:25,755 --> 00:24:29,591
♪ What's that there? ♪
♪ that's the pitcher's mound ♪
543
00:24:29,592 --> 00:24:31,292
♪ have you ever seen a shape ♪
544
00:24:31,293 --> 00:24:32,762
♪ That is so perfectly round ♪
♪ batter up ♪
545
00:24:32,763 --> 00:24:34,963
♪ play ball ♪
♪ You better ♪
546
00:24:34,964 --> 00:24:38,400
♪ Give it your all
'cause all men like to play at ♪
547
00:24:38,401 --> 00:24:42,237
♪ the national pastime ♪
548
00:24:42,238 --> 00:24:43,806
♪ Who's that man? ♪
549
00:24:43,807 --> 00:24:45,306
♪ that's the first-base coach ♪
550
00:24:45,307 --> 00:24:46,910
♪ Have you noticed
that he signals ♪
551
00:24:46,911 --> 00:24:48,544
♪ Every time I approach ♪
552
00:24:48,545 --> 00:24:49,946
♪ Kill the ump ♪
♪ Throw him out ♪
553
00:24:49,947 --> 00:24:52,414
♪ Because there isn't a doubt ♪
554
00:24:52,415 --> 00:24:55,117
♪ that all men like
to play at ♪
555
00:24:55,118 --> 00:25:01,323
♪ the national pastime ♪
556
00:25:01,324 --> 00:25:04,660
♪ When I was just
a little girl ♪
557
00:25:04,661 --> 00:25:08,330
♪ I liked being dainty
and purty ♪
558
00:25:08,331 --> 00:25:11,433
♪ but now that
I'm giving sports a whirl ♪
559
00:25:11,434 --> 00:25:13,769
♪ I find I kinda like
to get dirty ♪
560
00:25:13,770 --> 00:25:17,272
♪ yeah! ♪
561
00:25:17,273 --> 00:25:18,742
♪ Baby what's that there? ♪
562
00:25:18,743 --> 00:25:20,642
♪ That's the team bull pen. ♪
563
00:25:20,643 --> 00:25:21,945
♪ And I like
the odds I'm seeing... ♪
564
00:25:21,985 --> 00:25:23,951
♪ No girls, all men. ♪
565
00:25:23,952 --> 00:25:25,452
♪ Hit the deck, look alive ♪
566
00:25:25,453 --> 00:25:27,020
♪ beware the lady's
line drive ♪
567
00:25:27,021 --> 00:25:28,991
♪ yes, my skill
and my passion'll ♪
568
00:25:28,992 --> 00:25:31,492
♪ Elevate the national... ♪
569
00:25:45,007 --> 00:25:46,827
Peanuts!
570
00:25:47,876 --> 00:25:50,172
Hot dogs!
571
00:25:50,913 --> 00:25:53,715
Cracker Jack!
I don't care,
572
00:25:53,716 --> 00:25:57,018
I don't care
if I ever get back!
573
00:26:07,930 --> 00:26:11,699
♪ When the season's over
the play won't end ♪
574
00:26:11,700 --> 00:26:16,671
♪ 'Cause a baseball diamond
is a girl's best friend ♪
575
00:26:16,672 --> 00:26:19,540
♪ Yes her style
and her fashion'll ♪
576
00:26:19,541 --> 00:26:23,778
♪ Elevate the national pastime ♪
577
00:26:27,349 --> 00:26:29,050
Whoo!
578
00:26:29,051 --> 00:26:32,720
That was great!
That was so great!
579
00:26:32,721 --> 00:26:35,289
Wasn't that amazing?
No, it's good.
580
00:26:35,290 --> 00:26:37,625
It's good.
581
00:26:37,626 --> 00:26:39,359
That was great, guys.
Thank you so much.
582
00:26:39,360 --> 00:26:40,961
That was terrific.
Well done, well done.
583
00:26:40,962 --> 00:26:43,198
It was amazing getting
a chance to work with you.
584
00:26:43,199 --> 00:26:44,870
Yeah. Thanks.
585
00:26:45,868 --> 00:26:48,436
I thought it was great, Ivy.
586
00:26:48,437 --> 00:26:50,304
Derek, Derek, thank you.
587
00:26:50,305 --> 00:26:52,807
Thank you so much.
It was, uh, amazing
588
00:26:52,808 --> 00:26:55,977
Just beautiful work.
Sure. Come on.
589
00:26:58,881 --> 00:27:01,282
- You guys were delicious.
- Thanks.
590
00:27:01,283 --> 00:27:03,250
- Just spectacular.
- Yeah, thanks. So rude.
591
00:27:03,251 --> 00:27:04,951
That's all he said to Ivy,
"yeah, thanks."
592
00:27:04,952 --> 00:27:06,321
- "Thanks" is rude?
- It's the way he said it.
593
00:27:06,322 --> 00:27:07,822
"Yeah, thanks."
594
00:27:07,823 --> 00:27:08,924
Well, it's more
than you said to him.
595
00:27:08,925 --> 00:27:10,491
She did us this huge favor.
596
00:27:10,492 --> 00:27:12,059
How much did we pay her
to do all this work?
597
00:27:12,060 --> 00:27:13,560
- Nothing.
- That's right. He can't...
598
00:27:13,561 --> 00:27:15,262
Okay, what did you think
of the work, Tom?
599
00:27:15,263 --> 00:27:17,266
Because I'll tell you,
I thought it was brilliant.
600
00:27:18,157 --> 00:27:19,967
Fine.
It was brilliant.
601
00:27:19,968 --> 00:27:23,104
He did spectacular work
on the song.
602
00:27:23,105 --> 00:27:24,406
I've already conceded
that the work is brilliant.
603
00:27:24,407 --> 00:27:26,607
So what?
So what?
604
00:27:26,608 --> 00:27:28,477
Julia, please,
I love this project.
605
00:27:28,478 --> 00:27:30,344
I love you.
I just don't want
606
00:27:30,345 --> 00:27:32,313
to put it or you or me
607
00:27:32,314 --> 00:27:34,649
In danger.
How is it dangerous?
608
00:27:34,650 --> 00:27:37,118
You know the history.
I am not making this up.
609
00:27:38,072 --> 00:27:40,296
He is a terrible human being!
610
00:27:45,229 --> 00:27:47,776
- The guy's a nightmare.
- There is a certain lack
611
00:27:47,777 --> 00:27:49,773
Of chemistry
between you and Tom.
612
00:27:49,790 --> 00:27:52,189
All that fawning
over the actress.
613
00:27:52,211 --> 00:27:54,012
Gay men piss me off.
614
00:27:54,013 --> 00:27:55,815
That's an unfortunate position
to take
615
00:27:55,816 --> 00:27:57,315
in the American theater.
616
00:27:57,316 --> 00:27:59,350
- Tell me about it.
- Julia's on board.
617
00:27:59,351 --> 00:28:01,052
Give me till the end
of the week.
618
00:28:01,053 --> 00:28:03,143
You haven't got till the end
of the week, Eileen.
619
00:28:03,189 --> 00:28:04,589
I got a phone call today
620
00:28:04,590 --> 00:28:06,625
From your soon-to-be ex-husband.
- Really.
621
00:28:06,626 --> 00:28:08,027
Yeah, he's working
with Lionsgate.
622
00:28:08,028 --> 00:28:09,628
Apparently, they've got a film
623
00:28:09,629 --> 00:28:11,329
I'd be perfect for.
Don't threaten me.
624
00:28:11,330 --> 00:28:13,164
I'll put in a call
to George tonight.
625
00:28:13,165 --> 00:28:14,967
Eileen,
why are you rushing this?
626
00:28:14,968 --> 00:28:17,703
Workshops have been started
with less than a completed show.
627
00:28:17,704 --> 00:28:19,639
It'll give us an idea
of what we've got.
628
00:28:19,640 --> 00:28:21,773
And you can prove
you're not out of the game.
629
00:28:22,445 --> 00:28:25,709
I'm not out of the game,
and I don't have to prove it.
630
00:28:30,931 --> 00:28:32,588
Francine Karlin?
631
00:28:35,655 --> 00:28:37,522
I should have dressed up.
632
00:28:37,523 --> 00:28:39,056
You don't need to dress up,
'cause you're talented.
633
00:28:39,057 --> 00:28:40,524
- I'm "light."
- We don't even know
634
00:28:40,525 --> 00:28:41,861
What that means.
I can't do sex.
635
00:28:41,862 --> 00:28:43,495
Marilyn wasn't about the sex.
636
00:28:43,496 --> 00:28:46,331
She was all about love.
Think of love.
637
00:28:46,332 --> 00:28:47,910
Okay?
638
00:28:56,750 --> 00:28:59,117
Slow down now, momma.
639
00:28:59,212 --> 00:29:00,746
- Whoo!
- I see her.
640
00:29:00,747 --> 00:29:02,381
Yeah, baby.
641
00:29:05,518 --> 00:29:08,420
♪ I wanna be loved by you ♪
642
00:29:08,421 --> 00:29:12,524
♪ just you
and nobody else but you ♪
643
00:29:12,525 --> 00:29:18,096
♪ I wanna be loved by you
alone ♪
644
00:29:18,097 --> 00:29:20,265
♪ Boop-boop-ee-doo ♪
ooh!
645
00:29:20,266 --> 00:29:22,201
♪ I wanna be kissed... ♪
thank you.
646
00:29:22,694 --> 00:29:24,787
Just great.
Thanks, um...
647
00:29:25,920 --> 00:29:27,211
Lisa.
648
00:29:34,707 --> 00:29:36,581
What about Scarlett Johansson?
649
00:29:36,582 --> 00:29:38,951
Why isn't she on the list?
We're talking to her people.
650
00:29:38,952 --> 00:29:42,120
- Kristin Chenoweth?
- I discovered her.
651
00:29:42,121 --> 00:29:43,556
This isn't her part.
Maybe we could
652
00:29:43,557 --> 00:29:45,557
maybe offer it to someone
who we know
653
00:29:45,558 --> 00:29:47,726
Who is great,
even though she's not famous.
654
00:29:47,727 --> 00:29:50,128
Just a thought.
Ivy Lynn is coming in.
655
00:29:50,129 --> 00:29:51,130
Which I don't even think
she should have to,
656
00:29:51,131 --> 00:29:52,631
But she said she would.
657
00:29:52,632 --> 00:29:54,200
She's really being a trooper
about this.
658
00:29:54,201 --> 00:29:56,576
I don't need a trooper, Tom,
I need an icon.
659
00:29:57,070 --> 00:29:58,704
Look, guys,
660
00:29:58,705 --> 00:30:00,438
I love the songs.
The book needs work.
661
00:30:00,439 --> 00:30:01,872
You don't honestly think
I would be here
662
00:30:01,873 --> 00:30:03,407
If I didn't think
you had something.
663
00:30:03,408 --> 00:30:04,444
But without a Marilyn,
you've got nothing.
664
00:30:05,695 --> 00:30:07,530
Ivy really will be terrific.
665
00:30:14,721 --> 00:30:16,255
Ivy? You in there?
666
00:30:16,256 --> 00:30:18,056
Uh, just a minute!
667
00:30:19,010 --> 00:30:20,432
Are you okay?
668
00:30:20,793 --> 00:30:22,794
Uh, Ivy's going to be a minute,
669
00:30:22,795 --> 00:30:24,563
so Karen Cartwright is next.
670
00:30:24,564 --> 00:30:26,465
Karen?
671
00:30:26,466 --> 00:30:28,066
Hi.
672
00:30:28,746 --> 00:30:30,222
Hello, Karen.
673
00:30:30,903 --> 00:30:33,271
How refreshing.
674
00:30:33,272 --> 00:30:35,474
You're the only girl
we've seen today who didn't
675
00:30:35,475 --> 00:30:37,219
come as Marilyn.
676
00:30:40,768 --> 00:30:42,159
What do you have for us?
677
00:30:51,157 --> 00:30:56,862
♪ Every day is so wonderful ♪
678
00:30:56,863 --> 00:31:02,668
♪ and suddenly
it's hard to breathe ♪
679
00:31:02,669 --> 00:31:08,440
♪ Now and then I get insecure ♪
680
00:31:08,441 --> 00:31:11,109
♪ From all the pain ♪
681
00:31:11,110 --> 00:31:16,014
♪ I'm so ashamed ♪
682
00:31:16,015 --> 00:31:21,820
♪ you are beautiful
no matter what they say ♪
683
00:31:21,821 --> 00:31:28,794
♪ Words won't bring you down ♪
684
00:31:28,795 --> 00:31:34,666
♪ You are beautiful
in every single way, yes ♪
685
00:31:34,667 --> 00:31:40,906
♪ words won't bring you down ♪
686
00:31:40,907 --> 00:31:44,810
♪ Don't you bring me down
today ♪
687
00:31:44,811 --> 00:31:47,546
♪ No matter what we do ♪
688
00:31:47,547 --> 00:31:51,350
♪ no matter what they say ♪
689
00:31:51,351 --> 00:31:52,685
♪ When the sun
is shining through ♪
690
00:31:52,686 --> 00:31:57,189
♪ Then the clouds won't stay ♪
691
00:31:57,190 --> 00:32:00,492
♪ And everywhere we go ♪
692
00:32:00,493 --> 00:32:03,929
♪ the sun won't always shine ♪
693
00:32:03,930 --> 00:32:06,865
♪ But tomorrow will find a way ♪
694
00:32:06,866 --> 00:32:09,668
♪ all the other times ♪
695
00:32:09,669 --> 00:32:14,406
♪ we are beautiful
no matter what they say ♪
696
00:32:14,407 --> 00:32:21,546
♪ yes, words can't
bring us down ♪
697
00:32:26,805 --> 00:32:32,229
♪ Don't you bring me down ♪
698
00:32:33,510 --> 00:32:41,468
♪ today ♪
699
00:32:45,539 --> 00:32:46,605
Thank you.
700
00:32:49,922 --> 00:32:51,109
Okay.
701
00:32:51,110 --> 00:32:52,911
Thanks.
702
00:32:52,912 --> 00:32:55,247
I got a call back.
All right.
703
00:32:55,248 --> 00:32:58,310
Oh! Okay.
704
00:32:58,317 --> 00:33:00,153
Wait, so here's
what they said now.
705
00:33:00,154 --> 00:33:02,387
They liked
that I didn't play the sex,
706
00:33:02,388 --> 00:33:03,890
But now they want me
to play the sex.
707
00:33:03,891 --> 00:33:05,657
Does this make any sense?
708
00:33:06,923 --> 00:33:08,290
Bring the bottle.
709
00:33:14,634 --> 00:33:16,768
You need something
to accentuate your breasts.
710
00:33:16,769 --> 00:33:18,638
Marilyn was obsessed
with her breasts.
711
00:33:18,639 --> 00:33:21,473
Don't you mean everybody else
was obsessed with her breasts?
712
00:33:21,474 --> 00:33:23,380
Well, they were.
And she was too.
713
00:33:24,610 --> 00:33:26,111
Hey, mom.
714
00:33:26,112 --> 00:33:28,280
I just wanted to call
and say "guess what?"
715
00:33:28,281 --> 00:33:30,949
I got a call-back for Marilyn.
716
00:33:30,950 --> 00:33:32,851
Marilyn Monroe.
717
00:33:32,852 --> 00:33:35,253
Yes, mom,
I told you about this.
718
00:33:35,254 --> 00:33:37,154
They're making a musical
about her,
719
00:33:37,155 --> 00:33:39,025
And they want meto play Marilyn.
720
00:33:40,927 --> 00:33:42,961
Well, I mean, not...
I'm still auditioning.
721
00:33:42,962 --> 00:33:45,497
But it's... it's exciting,
so I'm just kind of excited.
722
00:33:45,849 --> 00:33:47,235
Mm-hmm.
723
00:33:48,274 --> 00:33:50,430
No, I didn't hear
that Jimmy was doing that.
724
00:33:51,131 --> 00:33:53,538
Wow, I-I knew that things
weren't going so well
725
00:33:53,539 --> 00:33:55,107
At the dealership, but...
726
00:33:55,108 --> 00:33:57,442
Night school, that's...
Wow.
727
00:33:58,036 --> 00:33:59,700
That's...
That's great.
728
00:34:00,582 --> 00:34:02,023
Uh-huh.
729
00:34:02,415 --> 00:34:03,930
Mm-hmm.
730
00:34:05,071 --> 00:34:06,952
I love this.
Watch this,
731
00:34:06,953 --> 00:34:08,821
Where she leans in
and leads with her breasts.
732
00:34:18,031 --> 00:34:19,831
Yeah.
Come on, do it again,
733
00:34:19,832 --> 00:34:21,300
only no laughing.
You should laugh,
734
00:34:21,301 --> 00:34:23,035
But laugh at me,
not at yourself.
735
00:34:23,036 --> 00:34:25,016
- But why am I laughing at you?
- 'Cause you adore me.
736
00:34:25,861 --> 00:34:27,673
- I do adore you.
- Good.
737
00:34:27,674 --> 00:34:29,307
Watch what she does now.
738
00:34:30,961 --> 00:34:32,144
Okay.
739
00:34:32,145 --> 00:34:33,745
Now what do I do?
740
00:34:33,746 --> 00:34:36,548
I lean in and get
your glasses all steamed up?
741
00:34:36,549 --> 00:34:39,184
Oh, but you don't have
any glasses.
742
00:34:39,528 --> 00:34:42,372
What are we going to do, huh?
743
00:34:43,299 --> 00:34:44,856
Stop it, we're working.
744
00:34:44,857 --> 00:34:46,992
I am.
I'm working.
745
00:34:46,993 --> 00:34:48,828
You're not
giving yourself a chance.
746
00:34:48,829 --> 00:34:50,329
Don't fight it.
747
00:34:51,812 --> 00:34:53,718
Relax.
748
00:34:56,536 --> 00:34:58,005
Mmm.
749
00:34:58,871 --> 00:35:01,173
How am I doing?
750
00:35:01,174 --> 00:35:04,074
Might need more work. Mmm.
751
00:35:11,297 --> 00:35:12,969
You know what we should do
tomorrow night?
752
00:35:12,993 --> 00:35:14,299
- Hmm?
- The one
753
00:35:14,315 --> 00:35:16,184
Where they're making out
in the ocean.
754
00:35:16,279 --> 00:35:18,914
From Here To Eternity.
That was Deborah Kerr.
755
00:35:18,915 --> 00:35:20,782
So?
756
00:35:27,619 --> 00:35:29,768
Whoa, what?
What?
757
00:35:39,268 --> 00:35:41,903
I wasn't sure you'd make it.
758
00:35:41,904 --> 00:35:43,805
Oh, yeah, I'm sorry.
759
00:35:43,806 --> 00:35:46,074
I just got the text
20 minutes ago. So...
760
00:35:46,075 --> 00:35:48,443
Okay.
761
00:35:48,444 --> 00:35:50,912
Place is a mess, sorry.
762
00:35:50,913 --> 00:35:52,814
Oh, no, it's beautiful.
763
00:35:52,815 --> 00:35:55,084
My schedule's turned
into a bit of a nightmare.
764
00:35:55,085 --> 00:35:57,733
- Lionsgate want to get me on
a plane at 8:00 in the morning.
765
00:35:58,221 --> 00:36:00,655
Then I have to turn around
and get myself back here
766
00:36:00,656 --> 00:36:02,123
For the call-backs on Friday.
767
00:36:02,124 --> 00:36:03,559
Well, I really,
really appreciate
768
00:36:03,560 --> 00:36:05,894
your taking the time.
Look, obviously
769
00:36:05,895 --> 00:36:08,630
We're very serious
about you for this.
770
00:36:08,631 --> 00:36:10,333
I thought it was terrific
the way you came in
771
00:36:10,334 --> 00:36:12,668
without doing her.
772
00:36:12,669 --> 00:36:15,404
It's not going to get you
past the next round.
773
00:36:15,405 --> 00:36:18,006
But I thought it was hilarious.
774
00:36:18,007 --> 00:36:20,575
Your resume's light.
775
00:36:20,576 --> 00:36:22,344
Oh, it's the resume.
776
00:36:22,345 --> 00:36:23,945
People kept saying "light."
777
00:36:23,946 --> 00:36:25,648
I didn't... I didn't know
what "light" meant.
778
00:36:25,649 --> 00:36:27,695
It means you're a bit green.
779
00:36:28,251 --> 00:36:30,118
So was Marilyn.
780
00:36:30,119 --> 00:36:31,254
Yes, but no one would have
hired Marilyn to play Marilyn
781
00:36:31,255 --> 00:36:33,088
in the beginning.
782
00:36:33,089 --> 00:36:35,932
Well, that would have been
their mistake, wouldn't it?
783
00:36:37,429 --> 00:36:38,764
Okay.
784
00:36:39,453 --> 00:36:42,288
So you're great-looking
and your voice is first-rate.
785
00:36:43,700 --> 00:36:45,300
But let me be blunt.
786
00:36:45,301 --> 00:36:47,803
You come for a private meeting
with the director
787
00:36:47,804 --> 00:36:49,304
At 10:00 at night, dressed...
788
00:36:49,829 --> 00:36:52,040
Well... Marilyn would never come
789
00:36:52,041 --> 00:36:53,341
To a man's house
at 10:00 at night...
790
00:36:53,342 --> 00:36:54,775
Well, as soon
as I got the message...
791
00:36:54,776 --> 00:36:56,310
Do you even know
why you're here?
792
00:36:56,311 --> 00:36:58,312
- Because you called me.
- I called you to give you
793
00:36:58,313 --> 00:37:00,016
A chance to work
with me privately.
794
00:37:00,017 --> 00:37:03,185
- Why?
- How old are you?
795
00:37:03,904 --> 00:37:06,321
- 24.
- Well, by the time she was 24,
796
00:37:06,322 --> 00:37:07,623
Marilyn had already done
The Asphalt Jungle
797
00:37:07,624 --> 00:37:09,224
And All About Eve.
798
00:37:09,225 --> 00:37:12,127
Maybe you should care
a little bit less about why,
799
00:37:12,128 --> 00:37:13,196
And a little bit more
about catching up.
800
00:37:13,900 --> 00:37:16,331
No, I do, I do. I was...
801
00:37:16,332 --> 00:37:19,534
Working on my audition tonight,
actually.
802
00:37:19,535 --> 00:37:21,036
Okay.
What were you doing?
803
00:37:22,247 --> 00:37:24,740
My boyfriend was helping me
understand her.
804
00:37:24,741 --> 00:37:28,243
- And how was that?
- How was it?
805
00:37:28,244 --> 00:37:31,173
Yes, what was he doing
to help you understand?
806
00:37:33,351 --> 00:37:35,296
We were doing Some Like It Hot.
807
00:37:39,150 --> 00:37:41,490
Okay, let's take a look.
808
00:37:43,444 --> 00:37:45,027
You want to see it right now?
809
00:37:45,028 --> 00:37:47,029
Darling, I need to see
everything you've got.
810
00:37:48,944 --> 00:37:51,833
Oh, and enough
of this scared bird routine.
811
00:37:51,834 --> 00:37:53,235
It's a starting place.
812
00:37:53,236 --> 00:37:55,548
But it only got Marilyn so far.
Come on.
813
00:37:57,407 --> 00:37:59,696
Come on.
814
00:38:03,379 --> 00:38:05,520
Excuse me.
815
00:38:24,001 --> 00:38:26,610
Oh, God.
816
00:39:05,724 --> 00:39:10,974
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
817
00:39:13,249 --> 00:39:20,022
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
818
00:39:21,007 --> 00:39:28,210
♪ Happy birthday
Mr. President ♪
819
00:39:30,387 --> 00:39:38,457
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
820
00:39:43,431 --> 00:39:45,326
Not gona to happen.
821
00:39:56,492 --> 00:39:58,193
Tom!
822
00:39:58,194 --> 00:40:00,729
Where are you? Come on,
we're late for call-backs.
823
00:40:07,504 --> 00:40:13,842
♪ Fade in on a girl
with a hunger for fame ♪
824
00:40:13,843 --> 00:40:20,416
♪ And a face and a name
to remember ♪
825
00:40:20,417 --> 00:40:26,522
♪ the past fades away
because as of this day ♪
826
00:40:26,523 --> 00:40:34,029
♪ Norma Jean's gone
she's moving on ♪
827
00:40:34,030 --> 00:40:40,135
♪ Her smile and your fantasies
play a duet ♪
828
00:40:40,136 --> 00:40:47,309
♪ That will make you forget
where you are ♪
829
00:40:47,310 --> 00:40:50,713
♪ The music starts playing ♪
830
00:40:50,714 --> 00:40:52,815
♪ it's the beat of her heart ♪
831
00:40:52,816 --> 00:41:00,756
♪ Saying let me be your star ♪
832
00:41:00,757 --> 00:41:07,596
♪ flash back to a girl
with a song in her heart ♪
833
00:41:07,597 --> 00:41:13,235
♪ As she's waiting
to start the adventure ♪
834
00:41:13,236 --> 00:41:20,309
♪ the fire and drive
that make dreams come alive ♪
835
00:41:20,310 --> 00:41:22,978
♪ they fill her soul ♪
836
00:41:22,979 --> 00:41:28,017
♪ she's in control ♪
837
00:41:28,018 --> 00:41:30,486
♪ The drama the laughter ♪
838
00:41:30,487 --> 00:41:33,655
♪ The tears just like pearls ♪
839
00:41:33,656 --> 00:41:40,929
♪ well, they're all
in this girl's repertoire ♪
840
00:41:40,930 --> 00:41:43,799
♪ It's all for the taking ♪
841
00:41:43,800 --> 00:41:46,335
♪ And it's magic
we'll be making ♪
842
00:41:46,336 --> 00:41:52,875
♪ let me be your star ♪
843
00:41:52,876 --> 00:41:57,613
♪ I'll just have to forget
the hurt that came before ♪
844
00:41:57,614 --> 00:42:00,983
♪ forget what used to be ♪
845
00:42:00,984 --> 00:42:04,319
♪ The past is
on the cutting room floor ♪
846
00:42:04,320 --> 00:42:10,025
♪ the future is here with me ♪
847
00:42:10,026 --> 00:42:13,562
♪ choose me ♪
848
00:42:13,563 --> 00:42:19,468
♪ fade up on a star
with it all in her sights ♪
849
00:42:19,469 --> 00:42:27,042
♪ all the love and the lights
that surround her ♪
850
00:42:27,043 --> 00:42:29,545
♪ Some day she'll think twice ♪
851
00:42:29,546 --> 00:42:32,147
♪ Of the dues and the price ♪
852
00:42:32,148 --> 00:42:35,384
♪ she'll have to pay ♪
853
00:42:35,385 --> 00:42:39,054
♪ but not today ♪
854
00:42:39,055 --> 00:42:45,561
♪ she'll do what she can
for the love of one man ♪
855
00:42:45,562 --> 00:42:52,267
♪ and for millions
who love from afar ♪
856
00:42:52,268 --> 00:42:54,870
♪ I'm what you've be needing ♪
857
00:42:54,871 --> 00:42:57,573
♪ it's all here
and my heart's pleading ♪
858
00:42:57,574 --> 00:43:10,089
♪ Let me be your star ♪