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Feel like trying something new
for dinner?

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Maybe Indian? Tex-Mex?

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Ever wonder how humans would
be different if they evolved...

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...from lizards instead of mammals?

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LEONARD:
Okay, let's talk about that.

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As you know,
Iizards, cold-blooded animals...

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...lack the ability to sense temperature.

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But they do move more sluggishly
when it's cold.

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So lizard weathermen
would say things like:

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"Bring a sweater, it's sIow outside."

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I love my mind.

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We all do. Now, how about dinner?

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Oh, l wouId assume we'd enjoy insects
or smaller lizards.

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We could also pull each other's tails off
and grill them. They'll just grow back.

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Oh!

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My life-size cardboard
Mr. Spock is here.

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I know he wouldn't care
for an outburst of human emotion...

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...but, oh, goodie, oh, goodie,
oh, goodie.

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Commander Spock requesting
permission to be unfolded.

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-Excuse me.
-Permission granted, commander.

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--which is why the more inteIligent
the monkey, the more feces they fling.

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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

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Excuse me, Amy.
Uh, Penny, do you have pIans for dinner?

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-You guys going somewhere?
-No, just you and me.

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You mean, like a date?

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Not like a date, a date.

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AMY & BERNADETTE:
Ooh.

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Um....

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Okay. Sure.

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AMY & BERNADETTE:
Ooh.

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Oh, no. They sent the wrong Spock.

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Live long and suck it, Zachary Quinto.

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This is so exciting. If Leonard
and Penny get back together...

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...Howard and l can go
on double dates with them.

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How come you never invite
Sheldon and me on a double date?

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Uh....

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How's it going in there, Penny?

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PENNY:
Just a sec.

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Too much?

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-Yes.
-No.

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Okay. Just hang on.

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PENNY:
Uh, about two years ago.

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Why do you think
he asked you out again?

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PENNY: I don't know.
-Maybe he's dying.

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That wouId be so romantic.

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PENNY:
He's not dying.

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Too bad.

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If he were, she could throw him in bed
and ride him right up until he flatlines.

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How about this?

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-Maybe.
-Come on.

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Yeah, okay, no.

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Do you think you'lI sIeep with him
tonight?

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PENNY: Absolutely not. we're just gonna have
dinner and, you know, see how it goes.

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If he were dying,
would you sIeep with him?

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PENNY: What?
-Assuming he were dying...

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...of something that couldn't
be sexualIy transmitted.

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You know,
Iike a spear wound to the head.

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PENNY:
Okay, he is not dying.

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How do you know? Are you a doctor?

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You can make-believe though.

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Sometimes Howard and l pretend
that his arrhythmia is acting up...

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...and I'm a sexy cardiologist...

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...and the naughty part is
I'm not in his HMO network.

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Screw it. I'm not gonna make
a big deal out of this. It's just dinner.

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With a dead man. Rawr.

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Amy, stop it.

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Oh, God, l'm so nervous.

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Relax. You know Leonard's always been
crazy about you. lt's gonna be great.

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We've finally gotten to a place where
we can hang out without it being weird.

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-If something goes wrong, then what?
-It'll just be Sheldon and me...

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...going on a double date
with Howard and Bernadette.

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Sure. We'd love that.

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Change your clothes,
we got a lot riding on this.

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Hmm.

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I want to build a road,
but I need wood.

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Do either of you felIows have wood?

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[SNICKERlNG]

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I don't understand the laughter.

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The object of Settlers of Catan
is to build roads and settlements...

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...to do so requires wood.
Now, l have sheep, l need wood.

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Who has wood for my sheep?

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[LAUGHlNG]

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Okay. How do l look?

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More to the point,
why are you doing this?

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-What are you talking about?
-You forget what Penny did to you?

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It took you two years and defiling my
sister to turn that frown upside down.

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I didn't defile your sister,
we had a relationship.

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I heard you call her Brown Sugar.

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In my book that's defilement.

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-You wanna know my opinion?
-Oh, boy, do I.

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Sarcasm?

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No.

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AIl right, then.

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The reason you're fixated on
a good-natured simpleton like Penny...

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...is that she's the exact opposite
of your first romantic attachment...

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...your brilliant, yet intimidating,
mother.

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Where on earth did you get that from?

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It's in her book
Needy Baby, Greedy Baby.

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That doesn't make it true.

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It's caIled non-fiction for a reason,
Leonard.

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See you Iater.

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If they make a movie version
of that book...

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...you know who should play
Leonard's mother? Sandra Bullock.

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-Why?
-Because she's great in everything.

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Now, where were we? Oh, yes.
Does anyone have any wood?

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[SNICKERlNG]

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Come on. I just want wood.
Why are you making it so hard?

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[LAUGHlNG]

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[LAUGHS]

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So do they have a name for a first date
with someone you used to go out with?

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That's a good question.
How about "awkward"?

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-Yeah, that sounds right.
-Yeah? Heh, heh.

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How about if we pretend we're actually
on a first date? See how that goes.

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Okay.

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So, Polly, tell me about yourself.

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-Heh, heh. It's Penny.
-Oh, sorry. Yeah. Awkward.

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[LAUGHS]

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Okay, let's see. l'm from Nebraska,
and ever since I was a little girl...

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...I dreamed of moving to L.A.
and becoming a movie star.

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Anyway, after four years
of acting lessons and waiting tables...

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...I've done a hemorrhoid
commercial...

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...and a production of Anne Frank
above a bowling aIley.

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So you know, dreams do come true.

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-Your turn.
-Uh, let's see. Ahem. Uh....

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I am an experimental physicist
at Caltech.

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Most of my research
is with high-powered lasers, and--

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Oh, l've just gotten
a big government grant...

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...to see if they can be used
to knock out incoming ballistic missiles.

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-Wow. Can they?
-Oh, God, no.

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[LAUGHS]

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But the money's pretty good.

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And l used the equipment
to make my own Bat-Signal.

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[LAUGHS]

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Bat-Signal?
What are you, some kind of nerd?

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Not some kind of nerd,
I am the king of nerds.

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[LAUGHlNG]

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-What does that mean?
-It means if anyone displeases me...

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...I don't help them set up their printer.

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[LAUGHS]

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You are so funny.

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Good. Remember that
when I take my shirt off.

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-This is nice. l'm so gIad we did this.
-Me too.

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So, what do you think,
are we gonna get back together?

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Whoa, not so fast.

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I'm sorry, what did I say?

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Leonard, you know I will always
have feelings for you--

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-Oh, God.
-What?

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You said "aIways."
You'll aIways have feelings for me.

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-So?
-That sounds like something you'd say...

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...if you didn't want a relationship
with someone.

153
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"This isn't working out,
but I'll always have feelings for you."

154
00:09:03,918 --> 00:09:08,380
"l'm sorry l slept with your best friend,
but I'll always have feelings for you."

155
00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:10,715
"Here's the thing, Lisa,
I'm into dudes now...

156
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...but l'll always have feelings
for you."

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-How would you say it?
-I have feelings for you.

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-Same thing.
-No, it's not. "Always" made it worse.

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-You're over-thinking this.
-No, I'm not.

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-You always over-think things.
-There you go. "Always" made it worse.

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See, this is where everything
goes wrong, when we talk.

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WeIl, I don't know how you have
a relationship without talking.

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I went out with T.J. for eight months.
We never talked.

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To this day, I don't even know
what T.J. stands for.

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Wait, if you guys didn't talk--?
Never mind, stupid question.

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And now that I have some wood...

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...I'm going to begin the erection
of my settlement.

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He's got to be doing this on purpose.

169
00:10:03,185 --> 00:10:07,981
Ooh, eight-thirty. You and Penny decide
to go out and paint the town beige?

170
00:10:09,317 --> 00:10:12,235
You're 30 years old
and you live with your mother.

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I guess it didn't go well.

172
00:10:16,032 --> 00:10:18,450
We don't know that. Not to a certainty.

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AIl we know is that Leonard is home.

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[LEONARD SCREAMS]

175
00:10:26,167 --> 00:10:28,251
How about now?

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00:10:28,544 --> 00:10:32,589
Again, not enough evidence.
For all we know, he's being murdered.

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00:10:33,966 --> 00:10:36,468
Now, back to our game.

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You were in the middIe of an erection.

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[SNICKERS]

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Oh, of course.
It's right here in my hand.

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[PHONE BEEPS]

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00:11:00,368 --> 00:11:02,535
What does she want from me now?

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00:11:07,416 --> 00:11:10,627
-What's up?
-Do not over-think this.

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-I don't understand--
-Bup, bup, bup.

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-Okay, but earlier it seemed like--
-No talking.

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LEONARD: Even during?
Because sometimes I have questions.

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[BOTH PANTING]

188
00:11:38,447 --> 00:11:40,699
WeIl, that was fun.

189
00:11:41,742 --> 00:11:44,452
Yeah. Except for when
I got the foot cramp.

190
00:11:44,662 --> 00:11:46,162
You hung in there though.

191
00:11:46,372 --> 00:11:49,040
There was a lot at stake.

192
00:11:50,626 --> 00:11:52,377
So, what do you wanna do now?

193
00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:56,423
WeIl, I wanna go get my asthma inhaler,
but it might ruin the moment.

194
00:11:59,176 --> 00:12:04,055
So help me out, here.
How does a miserable date end in sex?

195
00:12:04,640 --> 00:12:06,558
I don't know, it's compIicated.

196
00:12:06,767 --> 00:12:10,729
I'm pretty smart guy, and right now my
brain has dibs on the blood suppIy...

197
00:12:10,896 --> 00:12:12,647
...so give it a go.

198
00:12:13,816 --> 00:12:15,400
Okay. lt's just--

199
00:12:15,818 --> 00:12:19,154
At that restaurant when you said
you wanted us to be together again...

200
00:12:19,321 --> 00:12:23,450
...it got very real, very fast
and I panicked.

201
00:12:23,659 --> 00:12:26,786
Why? What are you afraid of?

202
00:12:26,954 --> 00:12:31,040
WeIl, what if we do go out and l do
something stupid and dump you again?

203
00:12:31,250 --> 00:12:32,292
What if l dump you?

204
00:12:32,460 --> 00:12:33,501
[PENNY SCOFFS]

205
00:12:37,339 --> 00:12:39,340
Come on, be serious.

206
00:12:40,176 --> 00:12:43,803
WeIl, how about if we don't think
about this as a relationship?

207
00:12:44,180 --> 00:12:46,473
It could be more like
a new version of software.

208
00:12:46,682 --> 00:12:48,349
Penny and Leonard 2.0.

209
00:12:49,101 --> 00:12:51,436
We can test it internaIly,
shake out the bugs...

210
00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:55,398
...and if we both feel it's solid,
then we'll roll it out to the public.

211
00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:58,735
We don't tell people
we're back together?

212
00:12:58,903 --> 00:13:01,446
Exactly.
We pretend like our date went badly.

213
00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:03,490
WeIl, we don't really have to pretend.

214
00:13:04,116 --> 00:13:06,951
And we let them think that we decided
to just be friends...

215
00:13:07,119 --> 00:13:08,912
...and that everything's cool.

216
00:13:09,079 --> 00:13:10,371
Okay. Great.

217
00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:15,710
Hey, I just remembered.
I still got one of your inhalers.

218
00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:20,215
I can't believe you kept this.

219
00:13:20,424 --> 00:13:22,801
I was gonna throw it away,
but I just couldn't.

220
00:13:23,969 --> 00:13:25,386
That is so sweet.

221
00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:27,013
Heh.

222
00:13:30,226 --> 00:13:34,145
In 25 to 30 minutes l'm gonna show you
how much this means to me.

223
00:13:45,908 --> 00:13:48,493
-Leonard?
-Yeah, hi.

224
00:13:50,162 --> 00:13:51,496
How's it going?

225
00:13:52,581 --> 00:13:54,999
Can't complain, thanks for asking.

226
00:13:57,086 --> 00:13:59,462
What were you doing out
at 3:00 in the morning?

227
00:14:00,047 --> 00:14:03,258
WeIl-- What are you doing up?

228
00:14:04,260 --> 00:14:05,844
I was using the bathroom.

229
00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:09,681
Yeah, well, so was I.

230
00:14:10,683 --> 00:14:14,769
Really? I didn't see you in there.

231
00:14:17,106 --> 00:14:19,065
Obviously.

232
00:14:19,275 --> 00:14:23,695
When l saw that you were in ours,
I went and used another one.

233
00:14:25,656 --> 00:14:27,615
Where?

234
00:14:28,158 --> 00:14:30,326
Uh, the gas station across the street.

235
00:14:32,204 --> 00:14:35,999
-In your pajamas?
-Yes.

236
00:14:37,001 --> 00:14:38,084
Without shoes?

237
00:14:40,087 --> 00:14:41,504
Yes.

238
00:14:43,007 --> 00:14:45,174
On a cold winter's night?

239
00:14:47,678 --> 00:14:49,554
Yes.

240
00:14:52,808 --> 00:14:56,644
That seems unlikely.
Did you bring your asthma inhaIer?

241
00:14:56,854 --> 00:14:59,981
Uh, uh, yes, I did.

242
00:15:03,611 --> 00:15:05,361
WeIl, then l guess it's plausible.

243
00:15:07,114 --> 00:15:09,949
-Hang on a second, mister.
-What?

244
00:15:11,327 --> 00:15:15,997
After you used the facilities at the gas
station, did you make a purchase?

245
00:15:16,206 --> 00:15:17,749
What?

246
00:15:17,958 --> 00:15:21,753
It's customary when using the restroom
at a retail establishment...

247
00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:24,839
...to make a small purchase. Did you?

248
00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:27,634
No.

249
00:15:27,843 --> 00:15:30,219
Here's $2.

250
00:15:33,223 --> 00:15:35,725
Go buy some beefjerky.

251
00:15:42,358 --> 00:15:44,859
I don't want beefjerky.

252
00:15:47,696 --> 00:15:49,238
It's not about you.

253
00:15:49,406 --> 00:15:51,824
It's about a poor immigrant
from Pakistan...

254
00:15:51,992 --> 00:15:55,328
...trying to make his way in America
by working the graveyard shift...

255
00:15:55,496 --> 00:15:57,997
...at the Colorado Boulevard Chevron.

256
00:16:00,876 --> 00:16:02,752
Fine.

257
00:16:04,171 --> 00:16:07,548
Needy baby, greedy baby, indeed.

258
00:16:09,093 --> 00:16:10,718
Leonard wilI be here in a moment.

259
00:16:10,886 --> 00:16:12,971
He's looking for
a different parking space.

260
00:16:13,180 --> 00:16:15,890
-Why?
-We were next to a car with an...

261
00:16:16,058 --> 00:16:18,893
..."ask me about my grandchildren"
bumper sticker...

262
00:16:19,061 --> 00:16:23,106
...and I was afraid if we ran into them
on the way out, I'd be obligated to do so.

263
00:16:25,401 --> 00:16:27,986
I'm so disappointed
it didn't work with him and Penny.

264
00:16:28,195 --> 00:16:34,325
Me too. Out of deference to them,
Iet's not flaunt our happy relationship.

265
00:16:34,576 --> 00:16:38,955
You have a keen insight into
the human heart, Amy Farrah Fowler.

266
00:16:41,041 --> 00:16:44,460
We are next to a Subaru
with a Gore-Lieberman bumper sticker.

267
00:16:44,670 --> 00:16:48,089
WeIl, I doubt they'd wanna
talk about that, so we're fine.

268
00:16:49,591 --> 00:16:52,677
I'm surprised to see you here
after it went so badly with Penny.

269
00:16:52,928 --> 00:16:55,847
WeIl, hey, we're grown-ups.
We can still be friends.

270
00:16:56,056 --> 00:16:59,434
Boy, I don't know if I couId be friends
with Howie if we broke up.

271
00:16:59,643 --> 00:17:03,104
-Why not?
-I'm a very vengeful person.

272
00:17:04,982 --> 00:17:08,526
-Really?
-With access to weaponized smallpox.

273
00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:14,365
Let me get you some water. You need
menus, or you know what you want?

274
00:17:14,575 --> 00:17:18,327
Leonard knows what he wants, but it
Iooks like he's not gonna get it from you.

275
00:17:19,204 --> 00:17:21,622
-Howard.
-No, that's okay, Bernadette.

276
00:17:21,790 --> 00:17:23,833
Sometimes these things
just don't work out.

277
00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:28,129
Yeah. lt's all good. We'll always
have feelings for each other.

278
00:17:30,716 --> 00:17:32,842
Oh. That's nice.

279
00:17:34,178 --> 00:17:35,970
See? She knew what "always" meant.

280
00:17:36,388 --> 00:17:38,723
Wow, you're like a dog with a bone,
aren't you?

281
00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:42,310
-I'm just making a point.
-Is the point you don't know...

282
00:17:42,478 --> 00:17:45,188
-...when to let something go?
-People, people, please.

283
00:17:45,355 --> 00:17:47,398
Before you say something
you both regret...

284
00:17:47,566 --> 00:17:49,025
...I'd like to place my order.

285
00:17:50,652 --> 00:17:53,529
Yeah, hang on, Sheldon.
You know why we can't be together?

286
00:17:53,739 --> 00:17:56,491
-Because you always have to be right.
-That is not true.

287
00:17:56,700 --> 00:18:01,120
I gotta go with Leonard on this.
He is wrong more than anyone l know.

288
00:18:01,663 --> 00:18:05,333
You know what, l just realized
I'm on a break. I'll get someone else.

289
00:18:06,502 --> 00:18:08,628
Promise me
when our new waitress comes over...

290
00:18:08,796 --> 00:18:12,632
...you will not start a complicated,
on-again, off-again relationship with her.

291
00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:14,300
Because l'm very, very hungry.

292
00:18:20,349 --> 00:18:21,849
[PHONE BEEPS]

293
00:18:26,730 --> 00:18:28,022
Unbelievable.

294
00:18:32,528 --> 00:18:35,404
Mind explaining why you were being
a jerk at the restaurant?

295
00:18:35,614 --> 00:18:38,741
I was trying to act like we weren't
seeing each other. That was the plan.

296
00:18:38,909 --> 00:18:41,536
The plan was to telI people
we decided to stay friends.

297
00:18:41,703 --> 00:18:45,790
But that's a little hard to do when
you're always being such a toolbag.

298
00:18:46,041 --> 00:18:48,668
I don't have to stand here
and take this crap.

299
00:18:48,836 --> 00:18:50,378
Where do you think you're going?

300
00:18:50,587 --> 00:18:53,548
Isn't sex after fighting
kind of what we do now?

301
00:18:55,217 --> 00:18:57,593
Yeah, kind of, yeah.

302
00:19:04,810 --> 00:19:07,186
-What are we doing?
-What do you mean?

303
00:19:07,646 --> 00:19:11,107
Every scenario l play out
for you and me ends badly.

304
00:19:11,817 --> 00:19:13,568
Because you over-think everything.

305
00:19:13,735 --> 00:19:15,736
SHELDON:
Leonard, are you listening to me?

306
00:19:16,280 --> 00:19:18,990
-What? Yeah.
-This is a disaster.

307
00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:23,744
I distinctly ordered the Leonard Nimoy
Mr. Spock cardboard standee.

308
00:19:23,912 --> 00:19:28,082
Why would I feel safer with
Zachary Quinto at the foot of my bed?

309
00:19:29,293 --> 00:19:32,670
I don't know.
He was pretty badass on Heroes.

310
00:19:34,089 --> 00:19:36,632
You're right. l'll give him a shot.

311
00:19:38,218 --> 00:19:39,802
Hang on.

312
00:19:40,095 --> 00:19:43,014
-Penny, you have plans for dinner?
-You guys going somewhere?

313
00:19:43,223 --> 00:19:45,308
No, I mean just you and me.

314
00:19:45,517 --> 00:19:47,810
AMY & BERNADETTE:
Ooh.

315
00:19:48,770 --> 00:19:50,271
Have you thought this through?

316
00:19:51,523 --> 00:19:54,609
Yes. And l think we should go anyway.

317
00:19:56,653 --> 00:19:59,113
No, can't do it.
Sorry, Quinto, you're going back.

318
00:20:06,538 --> 00:20:09,999
If you and Leonard get back together,
Sheldon and I will finaIly have...

319
00:20:10,167 --> 00:20:13,502
-...someone to go on double dates with.
-What about me and Howard?

320
00:20:13,670 --> 00:20:15,880
Fine, we can double with you too.

321
00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:18,132
So insecure.

322
00:20:19,635 --> 00:20:22,220
Where are you guys going to eat?

323
00:20:22,846 --> 00:20:24,889
Penny?

324
00:20:25,557 --> 00:20:31,062
Do you, Penny, take Leonard
to be your lawful wedded husband?

325
00:20:38,445 --> 00:20:42,406
WeIl, it's a little late for me
to start saying "no," isn't it?

326
00:20:44,034 --> 00:20:45,117
AMY:
Penny?

327
00:20:45,535 --> 00:20:49,497
Sorry. I just remembered
I've got to stop by the drugstore.

328
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