1 00:00:03,753 --> 00:00:05,754 Feel like trying something new for dinner? 2 00:00:05,922 --> 00:00:08,090 Maybe Indian? Tex-Mex? 3 00:00:08,258 --> 00:00:11,093 Ever wonder how humans would be different if they evolved... 4 00:00:11,261 --> 00:00:14,096 ...from lizards instead of mammals? 5 00:00:15,473 --> 00:00:18,350 Okay, let's talk about that. 6 00:00:19,352 --> 00:00:21,854 As you know, lizards, cold-blooded animals... 7 00:00:22,022 --> 00:00:24,023 ...lack the ability to sense temperature. 8 00:00:24,232 --> 00:00:26,775 But they do move more sluggishly when it's cold. 9 00:00:26,943 --> 00:00:29,778 So lizard weathermen would say things like: 10 00:00:29,946 --> 00:00:33,157 "Bring a sweater, it's slow outside." 11 00:00:34,743 --> 00:00:37,244 I love my mind. 12 00:00:38,246 --> 00:00:40,664 We all do. Now, how about dinner? 13 00:00:40,832 --> 00:00:45,127 Oh, I would assume we'd enjoy insects or smaller lizards. 14 00:00:45,295 --> 00:00:49,631 We could also pull each other's tails off and grill them. They'll just grow back. 15 00:00:51,968 --> 00:00:53,010 Oh! 16 00:00:53,136 --> 00:00:56,805 My life-size cardboard Mr. Spock is here. 17 00:00:57,557 --> 00:01:00,392 I know he wouldn't care for an outburst of human emotion... 18 00:01:00,643 --> 00:01:03,020 ...but, oh, goodie, oh, goodie, oh, goodie. 19 00:01:05,690 --> 00:01:09,693 Commander Spock requesting permission to be unfolded. 20 00:01:10,278 --> 00:01:14,281 - Excuse me. - Permission granted, commander. 21 00:01:14,991 --> 00:01:19,828 ...which is why the more intelligent the monkey, the more feces they fling. 22 00:01:22,707 --> 00:01:25,501 Excuse me, Amy. Uh, Penny, do you have plans for dinner? 23 00:01:25,668 --> 00:01:28,003 - You guys going somewhere? - No, just you and me. 24 00:01:29,672 --> 00:01:31,215 You mean, like a date? 25 00:01:31,424 --> 00:01:33,217 Not like a date, a date. 26 00:01:33,885 --> 00:01:37,346 Ooh. 27 00:01:38,389 --> 00:01:40,015 Um... 28 00:01:40,308 --> 00:01:42,392 Okay. Sure. 29 00:01:43,103 --> 00:01:45,979 Ooh. 30 00:01:46,189 --> 00:01:50,109 Oh, no. They sent the wrong Spock. 31 00:01:52,445 --> 00:01:54,863 Live long and suck it, Zachary Quinto. 32 00:02:20,890 --> 00:02:23,892 This is so exciting. If Leonard and Penny get back together... 33 00:02:24,060 --> 00:02:26,395 ...Howard and I can go on double dates with them. 34 00:02:27,730 --> 00:02:31,275 How come you never invite Sheldon and me on a double date? 35 00:02:32,610 --> 00:02:33,652 Uh... 36 00:02:33,820 --> 00:02:35,612 How's it going in there, Penny? 37 00:02:36,114 --> 00:02:37,489 Just a sec. 38 00:02:38,449 --> 00:02:40,617 Too much? 39 00:02:42,328 --> 00:02:43,453 - Yes. - No. 40 00:02:46,082 --> 00:02:48,250 Okay. Just hang on. 41 00:02:48,793 --> 00:02:51,962 You just can't handle her raw sexuality, can you? 42 00:02:53,381 --> 00:02:55,048 When did you and Leonard break up? 43 00:02:55,258 --> 00:02:56,884 Uh, about two years ago. 44 00:02:57,302 --> 00:02:59,178 Why do you think he asked you out again? 45 00:02:59,345 --> 00:03:01,346 - I don't know. - Maybe he's dying. 46 00:03:01,514 --> 00:03:03,432 That would be so romantic. 47 00:03:04,267 --> 00:03:05,601 He's not dying. 48 00:03:05,768 --> 00:03:07,728 Too bad. 49 00:03:08,146 --> 00:03:13,025 If he were, she could throw him in bed and ride him right up until he flatlines. 50 00:03:16,863 --> 00:03:18,739 How about this? 51 00:03:19,324 --> 00:03:21,700 - Maybe. - Come on. 52 00:03:22,535 --> 00:03:24,620 Yeah, okay, no. 53 00:03:24,954 --> 00:03:26,997 Do you think you'll sleep with him tonight? 54 00:03:27,165 --> 00:03:31,168 Absolutely not. We're just gonna have dinner and, you know, see how it goes. 55 00:03:31,336 --> 00:03:33,420 If he were dying, would you sleep with him? 56 00:03:34,380 --> 00:03:36,131 - What? - Assuming he were dying... 57 00:03:36,299 --> 00:03:39,468 ...of something that couldn't be sexually transmitted. 58 00:03:39,636 --> 00:03:42,679 You know, like a spear wound to the head. 59 00:03:42,972 --> 00:03:44,348 Okay, he is not dying. 60 00:03:44,515 --> 00:03:47,142 How do you know? Are you a doctor? 61 00:03:47,852 --> 00:03:49,311 You can make-believe though. 62 00:03:49,479 --> 00:03:52,648 Sometimes Howard and I pretend that his arrhythmia is acting up... 63 00:03:52,815 --> 00:03:54,858 ...and I'm a sexy cardiologist... 64 00:03:55,026 --> 00:03:59,321 ...and the naughty part is I'm not in his HMO network. 65 00:04:01,950 --> 00:04:05,619 Screw it. I'm not gonna make a big deal out of this. It's just dinner. 66 00:04:06,329 --> 00:04:08,914 With a dead man. Rawr. 67 00:04:10,041 --> 00:04:11,166 Amy, stop it. 68 00:04:11,334 --> 00:04:12,960 Oh, God, I'm so nervous. 69 00:04:13,127 --> 00:04:16,964 Relax. You know Leonard's always been crazy about you. It's gonna be great. 70 00:04:17,131 --> 00:04:20,676 We've finally gotten to a place where we can hang out without it being weird. 71 00:04:20,843 --> 00:04:24,096 - If something goes wrong, then what? - It'll just be Sheldon and me... 72 00:04:24,264 --> 00:04:26,765 ...going on a double date with Howard and Bernadette. 73 00:04:27,600 --> 00:04:30,477 Sure. We'd love that. 74 00:04:31,729 --> 00:04:35,023 Change your clothes, we got a lot riding on this. 75 00:04:38,987 --> 00:04:40,529 Hmm. 76 00:04:41,406 --> 00:04:46,660 I want to build a road, but I need wood. 77 00:04:47,495 --> 00:04:50,247 Do either of you fellows have wood? 78 00:04:55,461 --> 00:04:57,379 I don't understand the laughter. 79 00:04:59,048 --> 00:05:02,342 The object of Settlers of Catan is to build roads and settlements... 80 00:05:02,510 --> 00:05:07,139 ...to do so requires wood. Now, I have sheep, I need wood. 81 00:05:09,559 --> 00:05:11,310 Who has wood for my sheep? 82 00:05:14,939 --> 00:05:17,024 Okay. How do I look? 83 00:05:17,233 --> 00:05:19,693 More to the point, why are you doing this? 84 00:05:19,902 --> 00:05:22,904 - What are you talking about? - You forget what Penny did to you? 85 00:05:23,072 --> 00:05:26,867 It took you two years and defiling my sister to turn that frown upside down. 86 00:05:27,327 --> 00:05:30,203 I didn't defile your sister, we had a relationship. 87 00:05:30,580 --> 00:05:33,415 I heard you call her Brown Sugar. 88 00:05:33,833 --> 00:05:36,543 In my book that's defilement. 89 00:05:36,753 --> 00:05:40,464 - You wanna know my opinion? - Oh, boy, do I. 90 00:05:41,841 --> 00:05:43,508 Sarcasm? 91 00:05:43,676 --> 00:05:44,968 No. 92 00:05:46,554 --> 00:05:48,555 All right, then. 93 00:05:48,765 --> 00:05:52,017 The reason you're fixated on a good-natured simpleton like Penny... 94 00:05:52,185 --> 00:05:55,937 ...is that she's the exact opposite of your first romantic attachment... 95 00:05:56,105 --> 00:05:58,190 ...your brilliant, yet intimidating, mother. 96 00:05:58,649 --> 00:06:00,484 Where on earth did you get that from? 97 00:06:00,693 --> 00:06:03,612 It's in her book Needy Baby, Greedy Baby. 98 00:06:06,407 --> 00:06:07,991 That doesn't make it true. 99 00:06:08,159 --> 00:06:10,619 It's called non-fiction for a reason, Leonard. 100 00:06:11,621 --> 00:06:12,704 See you later. 101 00:06:14,457 --> 00:06:16,541 If they make a movie version of that book... 102 00:06:16,709 --> 00:06:19,628 ...you know who should play Leonard's mother? Sandra Bullock. 103 00:06:21,214 --> 00:06:25,342 - Why? - Because she's great in everything. 104 00:06:28,805 --> 00:06:32,516 Now, where were we? Oh, yes. Does anyone have any wood? 105 00:06:34,227 --> 00:06:38,480 Come on. I just want wood. Why are you making it so hard? 106 00:06:47,657 --> 00:06:51,868 So do they have a name for a first date with someone you used to go out with? 107 00:06:52,328 --> 00:06:55,372 That's a good question. How about "awkward"? 108 00:06:57,333 --> 00:07:00,252 - Yeah, that sounds right. - Yeah? Heh, heh. 109 00:07:00,628 --> 00:07:05,215 How about if we pretend we're actually on a first date? See how that goes. 110 00:07:05,383 --> 00:07:07,300 Okay. 111 00:07:08,636 --> 00:07:10,971 So, Polly, tell me about yourself. 112 00:07:11,139 --> 00:07:14,891 - Heh, heh. It's Penny. - Oh, sorry. Yeah. Awkward. 113 00:07:17,520 --> 00:07:21,690 Okay, let's see. I'm from Nebraska, and ever since I was a little girl... 114 00:07:21,858 --> 00:07:25,110 ...I dreamed of moving to L.A. and becoming a movie star. 115 00:07:25,278 --> 00:07:28,655 Anyway, after four years of acting lessons and waiting tables... 116 00:07:28,823 --> 00:07:30,699 ...I've done a hemorrhoid commercial... 117 00:07:30,867 --> 00:07:33,535 ...and a production of Anne Frank above a bowling alley. 118 00:07:34,829 --> 00:07:37,497 So you know, dreams do come true. 119 00:07:38,791 --> 00:07:41,418 - Your turn. - Uh, let's see. Ahem. Uh... 120 00:07:41,586 --> 00:07:44,254 I am an experimental physicist at Caltech. 121 00:07:44,422 --> 00:07:47,632 Most of my research is with high-powered lasers, and... 122 00:07:47,800 --> 00:07:50,051 Oh, I've just gotten a big government grant... 123 00:07:50,219 --> 00:07:53,972 ...to see if they can be used to knock out incoming ballistic missiles. 124 00:07:54,140 --> 00:07:56,266 - Wow. Can they? - Oh, God, no. 125 00:08:00,271 --> 00:08:01,688 But the money's pretty good. 126 00:08:03,274 --> 00:08:06,526 And I used the equipment to make my own Bat-Signal. 127 00:08:07,904 --> 00:08:10,363 Bat-Signal? What are you, some kind of nerd? 128 00:08:11,073 --> 00:08:13,992 Not some kind of nerd, I am the king of nerds. 129 00:08:18,581 --> 00:08:22,167 - What does that mean? - It means if anyone displeases me... 130 00:08:22,335 --> 00:08:24,794 ...I don't help them set up their printer. 131 00:08:26,756 --> 00:08:28,048 You are so funny. 132 00:08:28,257 --> 00:08:31,801 Good. Remember that when I take my shirt off. 133 00:08:34,597 --> 00:08:37,474 - This is nice. I'm so glad we did this. - Me too. 134 00:08:40,186 --> 00:08:43,063 So, what do you think, are we gonna get back together? 135 00:08:43,231 --> 00:08:44,773 Whoa, not so fast. 136 00:08:45,358 --> 00:08:46,608 I'm sorry, what did I say? 137 00:08:46,984 --> 00:08:50,320 Leonard, you know I will always have feelings for you... 138 00:08:50,530 --> 00:08:52,113 - Oh, God. - What? 139 00:08:52,281 --> 00:08:54,866 You said "always." You'll always have feelings for me. 140 00:08:55,034 --> 00:08:57,869 - So? - That sounds like something you'd say... 141 00:08:58,037 --> 00:09:00,413 ...if you didn't want a relationship with someone. 142 00:09:00,581 --> 00:09:03,750 "This isn't working out, but I'll always have feelings for you." 143 00:09:03,918 --> 00:09:08,380 "I'm sorry I slept with your best friend, but I'll always have feelings for you." 144 00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:10,715 "Here's the thing, Lisa, I'm into dudes now... 145 00:09:10,883 --> 00:09:13,260 ...but I'll always have feelings for you." 146 00:09:13,844 --> 00:09:16,888 - How would you say it? - I have feelings for you. 147 00:09:17,098 --> 00:09:19,558 - Same thing. - No, it's not. "Always" made it worse. 148 00:09:19,725 --> 00:09:21,810 - You're over-thinking this. - No, I'm not. 149 00:09:21,978 --> 00:09:25,480 - You always over-think things. - There you go. "Always" made it worse. 150 00:09:27,066 --> 00:09:30,026 See, this is where everything goes wrong, when we talk. 151 00:09:30,987 --> 00:09:34,281 Well, I don't know how you have a relationship without talking. 152 00:09:34,448 --> 00:09:37,158 I went out with T.J. for eight months. We never talked. 153 00:09:37,326 --> 00:09:39,995 To this day, I don't even know what T.J. stands for. 154 00:09:41,330 --> 00:09:45,417 Wait, if you guys didn't talk...? Never mind, stupid question. 155 00:09:47,795 --> 00:09:51,631 And now that I have some wood... 156 00:09:52,550 --> 00:09:56,970 ...I'm going to begin the erection of my settlement. 157 00:09:58,014 --> 00:10:00,849 He's got to be doing this on purpose. 158 00:10:03,185 --> 00:10:07,981 Ooh, eight-thirty. You and Penny decide to go out and paint the town beige? 159 00:10:09,317 --> 00:10:12,235 You're 30 years old and you live with your mother. 160 00:10:14,572 --> 00:10:15,864 I guess it didn't go well. 161 00:10:16,032 --> 00:10:18,450 We don't know that. Not to a certainty. 162 00:10:18,618 --> 00:10:21,369 All we know is that Leonard is home. 163 00:10:26,167 --> 00:10:28,251 How about now? 164 00:10:28,544 --> 00:10:32,589 Again, not enough evidence. For all we know, he's being murdered. 165 00:10:33,966 --> 00:10:36,468 Now, back to our game. 166 00:10:36,677 --> 00:10:39,638 You were in the middle of an erection. 167 00:10:44,018 --> 00:10:46,019 Oh, of course. It's right here in my hand. 168 00:11:00,368 --> 00:11:02,535 What does she want from me now? 169 00:11:07,416 --> 00:11:10,627 - What's up? - Do not over-think this. 170 00:11:18,260 --> 00:11:20,595 - I don't understand... - Bup, bup, bup. 171 00:11:22,264 --> 00:11:25,809 - Okay, but earlier it seemed like... - No talking. 172 00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:30,814 Even during? Because sometimes I have questions. 173 00:11:38,447 --> 00:11:40,699 Well, that was fun. 174 00:11:41,742 --> 00:11:44,452 Yeah. Except for when I got the foot cramp. 175 00:11:44,662 --> 00:11:46,162 You hung in there though. 176 00:11:46,372 --> 00:11:49,040 There was a lot at stake. 177 00:11:50,626 --> 00:11:52,377 So, what do you wanna do now? 178 00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:56,423 Well, I wanna go get my asthma inhaler, but it might ruin the moment. 179 00:11:59,176 --> 00:12:04,055 So help me out, here. How does a miserable date end in sex? 180 00:12:04,640 --> 00:12:06,558 I don't know, it's complicated. 181 00:12:06,767 --> 00:12:10,729 I'm pretty smart guy, and right now my brain has dibs on the blood supply... 182 00:12:10,896 --> 00:12:12,647 ...so give it a go. 183 00:12:13,816 --> 00:12:15,400 Okay. It's just... 184 00:12:15,818 --> 00:12:19,154 At that restaurant when you said you wanted us to be together again... 185 00:12:19,321 --> 00:12:23,450 ...it got very real, very fast and I panicked. 186 00:12:23,659 --> 00:12:26,786 Why? What are you afraid of? 187 00:12:26,954 --> 00:12:31,040 Well, what if we do go out and I do something stupid and dump you again? 188 00:12:31,250 --> 00:12:32,292 What if I dump you? 189 00:12:37,339 --> 00:12:39,340 Come on, be serious. 190 00:12:40,176 --> 00:12:43,803 Well, how about if we don't think about this as a relationship? 191 00:12:44,180 --> 00:12:46,473 It could be more like a new version of software. 192 00:12:46,682 --> 00:12:48,349 Penny and Leonard 2.0. 193 00:12:49,101 --> 00:12:51,436 We can test it internally, shake out the bugs... 194 00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:55,398 ...and if we both feel it's solid, then we'll roll it out to the public. 195 00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:58,735 We don't tell people we're back together? 196 00:12:58,903 --> 00:13:01,446 Exactly. We pretend like our date went badly. 197 00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:03,490 Well, we don't really have to pretend. 198 00:13:04,116 --> 00:13:06,951 And we let them think that we decided to just be friends... 199 00:13:07,119 --> 00:13:08,912 ...and that everything's cool. 200 00:13:09,079 --> 00:13:10,371 Okay. Great. 201 00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:15,710 Hey, I just remembered. I still got one of your inhalers. 202 00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:20,215 I can't believe you kept this. 203 00:13:20,424 --> 00:13:22,801 I was gonna throw it away, but I just couldn't. 204 00:13:23,969 --> 00:13:25,386 That is so sweet. 205 00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:27,013 Heh. 206 00:13:30,226 --> 00:13:34,145 In 25 to 30 minutes I'm gonna show you how much this means to me. 207 00:13:45,908 --> 00:13:48,493 - Leonard? - Yeah, hi. 208 00:13:50,162 --> 00:13:51,496 How's it going? 209 00:13:52,581 --> 00:13:54,999 Can't complain, thanks for asking. 210 00:13:57,086 --> 00:13:59,462 What were you doing out at 3:00 in the morning? 211 00:14:00,047 --> 00:14:03,258 Well... What are you doing up? 212 00:14:04,260 --> 00:14:05,844 I was using the bathroom. 213 00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:09,681 Yeah, well, so was I. 214 00:14:10,683 --> 00:14:14,769 Really? I didn't see you in there. 215 00:14:17,106 --> 00:14:19,065 Obviously. 216 00:14:19,275 --> 00:14:23,695 When I saw that you were in ours, I went and used another one. 217 00:14:25,656 --> 00:14:27,615 Where? 218 00:14:28,158 --> 00:14:30,326 Uh, the gas station across the street. 219 00:14:32,204 --> 00:14:35,999 - In your pajamas? - Yes. 220 00:14:37,001 --> 00:14:38,084 Without shoes? 221 00:14:40,087 --> 00:14:41,504 Yes. 222 00:14:43,007 --> 00:14:45,174 On a cold winter's night? 223 00:14:47,678 --> 00:14:49,554 Yes. 224 00:14:52,808 --> 00:14:56,644 That seems unlikely. Did you bring your asthma inhaler? 225 00:14:56,854 --> 00:14:59,981 Uh, uh, yes, I did. 226 00:15:03,611 --> 00:15:05,361 Well, then I guess it's plausible. 227 00:15:07,114 --> 00:15:09,949 - Hang on a second, mister. - What? 228 00:15:11,327 --> 00:15:15,997 After you used the facilities at the gas station, did you make a purchase? 229 00:15:16,206 --> 00:15:17,749 What? 230 00:15:17,958 --> 00:15:21,753 It's customary when using the restroom at a retail establishment... 231 00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:24,839 ...to make a small purchase. Did you? 232 00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:27,634 No. 233 00:15:27,843 --> 00:15:30,219 Here's $2. 234 00:15:33,223 --> 00:15:35,725 Go buy some beef jerky. 235 00:15:42,358 --> 00:15:44,859 I don't want beef jerky. 236 00:15:47,696 --> 00:15:49,238 It's not about you. 237 00:15:49,406 --> 00:15:51,824 It's about a poor immigrant from Pakistan... 238 00:15:51,992 --> 00:15:55,328 ...trying to make his way in America by working the graveyard shift... 239 00:15:55,496 --> 00:15:57,997 ...at the Colorado Boulevard Chevron. 240 00:16:00,876 --> 00:16:02,752 Fine. 241 00:16:04,171 --> 00:16:07,548 Needy baby, greedy baby, indeed. 242 00:16:09,093 --> 00:16:10,718 Leonard will be here in a moment. 243 00:16:10,886 --> 00:16:12,971 He's looking for a different parking space. 244 00:16:13,180 --> 00:16:15,890 - Why? - We were next to a car with an... 245 00:16:16,058 --> 00:16:18,893 ..."ask me about my grandchildren" bumper sticker... 246 00:16:19,061 --> 00:16:23,106 ...and I was afraid if we ran into them on the way out, I'd be obligated to do so. 247 00:16:25,401 --> 00:16:27,986 I'm so disappointed it didn't work with him and Penny. 248 00:16:28,195 --> 00:16:34,325 Me too. Out of deference to them, let's not flaunt our happy relationship. 249 00:16:34,576 --> 00:16:38,955 You have a keen insight into the human heart, Amy Farrah Fowler. 250 00:16:41,041 --> 00:16:44,460 We are next to a Subaru with a Gore-Lieberman bumper sticker. 251 00:16:44,670 --> 00:16:48,089 Well, I doubt they'd wanna talk about that, so we're fine. 252 00:16:49,591 --> 00:16:52,677 I'm surprised to see you here after it went so badly with Penny. 253 00:16:52,928 --> 00:16:55,847 Well, hey, we're grown-ups. We can still be friends. 254 00:16:56,056 --> 00:16:59,434 Boy, I don't know if I could be friends with Howie if we broke up. 255 00:16:59,643 --> 00:17:03,104 - Why not? - I'm a very vengeful person. 256 00:17:04,982 --> 00:17:08,526 - Really? - With access to weaponized smallpox. 257 00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:14,365 Let me get you some water. You need menus, or you know what you want? 258 00:17:14,575 --> 00:17:18,327 Leonard knows what he wants, but it looks like he's not gonna get it from you. 259 00:17:19,204 --> 00:17:21,622 - Howard. - No, that's okay, Bernadette. 260 00:17:21,790 --> 00:17:23,833 Sometimes these things just don't work out. 261 00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:28,129 Yeah. It's all good. We'll always have feelings for each other. 262 00:17:30,716 --> 00:17:32,842 Oh. That's nice. 263 00:17:34,178 --> 00:17:35,970 See? She knew what "always" meant. 264 00:17:36,388 --> 00:17:38,723 Wow, you're like a dog with a bone, aren't you? 265 00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:42,310 - I'm just making a point. - Is the point you don't know... 266 00:17:42,478 --> 00:17:45,188 - ...when to let something go? - People, people, please. 267 00:17:45,355 --> 00:17:47,398 Before you say something you both regret... 268 00:17:47,566 --> 00:17:49,025 ...I'd like to place my order. 269 00:17:50,652 --> 00:17:53,529 Yeah, hang on, Sheldon. You know why we can't be together? 270 00:17:53,739 --> 00:17:56,491 - Because you always have to be right. - That is not true. 271 00:17:56,700 --> 00:18:01,120 I gotta go with Leonard on this. He is wrong more than anyone I know. 272 00:18:01,663 --> 00:18:05,333 You know what, I just realized I'm on a break. I'll get someone else. 273 00:18:06,502 --> 00:18:08,628 Promise me when our new waitress comes over... 274 00:18:08,796 --> 00:18:12,632 ...you will not start a complicated, on-again, off-again relationship with her. 275 00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:14,300 Because I'm very, very hungry. 276 00:18:26,730 --> 00:18:28,022 Unbelievable. 277 00:18:32,528 --> 00:18:35,404 Mind explaining why you were being a jerk at the restaurant? 278 00:18:35,614 --> 00:18:38,741 I was trying to act like we weren't seeing each other. That was the plan. 279 00:18:38,909 --> 00:18:41,536 The plan was to tell people we decided to stay friends. 280 00:18:41,703 --> 00:18:45,790 But that's a little hard to do when you're always being such a toolbag. 281 00:18:46,041 --> 00:18:48,668 I don't have to stand here and take this crap. 282 00:18:48,836 --> 00:18:50,378 Where do you think you're going? 283 00:18:50,587 --> 00:18:53,548 Isn't sex after fighting kind of what we do now? 284 00:18:55,217 --> 00:18:57,593 Yeah, kind of, yeah. 285 00:19:04,810 --> 00:19:07,186 - What are we doing? - What do you mean? 286 00:19:07,646 --> 00:19:11,107 Every scenario I play out for you and me ends badly. 287 00:19:11,817 --> 00:19:13,568 Because you over-think everything. 288 00:19:13,735 --> 00:19:15,736 Leonard, are you listening to me? 289 00:19:16,280 --> 00:19:18,990 - What? Yeah. - This is a disaster. 290 00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:23,744 I distinctly ordered the Leonard Nimoy Mr. Spock cardboard standee. 291 00:19:23,912 --> 00:19:28,082 Why would I feel safer with Zachary Quinto at the foot of my bed? 292 00:19:29,293 --> 00:19:32,670 I don't know. He was pretty badass on Heroes. 293 00:19:34,089 --> 00:19:36,632 You're right. I'll give him a shot. 294 00:19:38,218 --> 00:19:39,802 Hang on. 295 00:19:40,095 --> 00:19:43,014 - Penny, you have plans for dinner? - You guys going somewhere? 296 00:19:43,223 --> 00:19:45,308 No, I mean just you and me. 297 00:19:45,517 --> 00:19:47,810 Ooh. 298 00:19:48,770 --> 00:19:50,271 Have you thought this through? 299 00:19:51,523 --> 00:19:54,609 Yes. And I think we should go anyway. 300 00:19:56,653 --> 00:19:59,113 No, can't do it. Sorry, Quinto, you're going back. 301 00:20:06,538 --> 00:20:09,999 If you and Leonard get back together, Sheldon and I will finally have... 302 00:20:10,167 --> 00:20:13,502 - ...someone to go on double dates with. - What about me and Howard? 303 00:20:13,670 --> 00:20:15,880 Fine, we can double with you too. 304 00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:18,132 So insecure. 305 00:20:19,635 --> 00:20:22,220 Where are you guys going to eat? 306 00:20:22,846 --> 00:20:24,889 Penny? 307 00:20:25,557 --> 00:20:31,062 Do you, Penny, take Leonard to be your lawful wedded husband? 308 00:20:38,445 --> 00:20:42,406 Well, it's a little late for me to start saying "no," isn't it? 309 00:20:44,034 --> 00:20:45,117 Penny? 310 00:20:45,535 --> 00:20:49,497 Sorry. I just remembered I've got to stop by the drugstore.