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You feel like trying
something new for dinner?
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Maybe Indian, Tex-Mex?
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You ever wonder how
humans would be different
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if they evolved from lizards
instead of mammals?
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Okay, let's talk
about that.
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As you know, lizards--
cold-blooded animals--
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lack the ability to
sense temperature.
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But they do move more
sluggishly when it's cold.
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So, lizard weathermen
would say things like,
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"Bring a sweater,
it's slow outside."
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I love my mind.
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We all do.
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Now, how about dinner?
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Oh, I would assume we'd enjoy
insects or smaller lizards.
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We could also pull each other's
tails off and grill them;
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they'll just grow back.
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Oh!
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My life-size cardboard
Mr. Spock is here!
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I know he wouldn't care for
an outburst of human emotion,
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but, oh, goodie, oh,
goodie, oh, goodie.
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Commander Spock requesting
permission to be unfolded.
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Excuse me.
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Permission granted, Commander.
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Which is why the more
intelligent the monkey,
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the more feces they fling.
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Excuse me, Amy.
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Penny, do you have plans
for dinner tonight?
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Why, you guys going somewhere?
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No, I mean just you and me.
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You mean, like a date?
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Not like a date, a date.
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Ooh...!
Ooh...!
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Um... o-okay.
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Sure.
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Ooh...!
Ooh...!
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Oh, no!
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They sent the wrong Spock!
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Live long and suck it,
Zachary Quinto.
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The Big Bang Theory 5x13
The Recombination Hypothesis
Original Air Date on January 19, 2012
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== Encoded, Synced & Corrected by
$H@uN ==
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This is so exciting.
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How come you never invite
Sheldon and me on a double date?
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Mm, uh...
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How's it going
in there, Penny?!
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Just a sec.
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Too much?
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Yes.
No.
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Okay, just hang on.
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You just can't handle
her raw sexuality, can you?
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When did you and Leonard
break up?
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Uh, about two years ago.
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Why do you think
he asked you out again?
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I don't know.
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Maybe he's dying.
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That would be so romantic.
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He's not dying.
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Too bad.
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If he were, she could just
throw him in bed
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and ride him
right up until he flatlines.
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How about this?
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Maybe.
Come on.
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Yeah, okay, no.
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Do you think
you'll sleep with him tonight?
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Absolutely not.
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Look, we're just
gonna have dinner
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and, you know,
see how it goes.
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If he were dying,
would you sleep with him?
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What?!
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Assuming he were
dying of something
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that couldn't be
sexually transmitted.
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You know, like a spear wound
to the head.
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Okay, he is not dying.
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How do you know?
Are you a doctor?
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You can make-believe, though.
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Sometimes Howard and I pretend
that his arrhythmia is acting up
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and I'm a sexy cardiologist.
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And the naughty part is
I'm not in his HMO network.
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Screw it. I'm not gonna
make a big deal out of this.
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It's just dinner.
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With a dead man.
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Amy, stop it.
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Oh, God, I'm so nervous.
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Relax.
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You know Leonard's
always been crazy about you.
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It's gonna be great.
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I know, but we've finally
gotten to a place
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where we can hang out
without it being weird.
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And what if something
goes wrong? Then what?
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Guess it'll just
be Sheldon and me
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going on a double date
with Howard and Bernadette.
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Sure, we'd love that.
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Change your clothes;
we got a lot riding on this.
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Mm...
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I want to build a road,
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but I need wood.
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Do either of you fellows
have wood?
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I don't understand the laughter.
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The object of Settlers of Catan
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is to build roads
and settlements.
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To do so requires wood.
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Now, I have sheep; I need wood.
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Who has wood for my sheep?
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Okay, how do I look?
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More to the point, why
are you doing this?
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What are you talking about?
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Did you forget
what Penny did to you?
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It took you two years
and defiling my sister
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to turn that frown upside down.
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I didn't defile your sister,
we had a relationship.
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I heard you call her
Brown Sugar.
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In my book,
that's defilement.
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You want to know my opinion?
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Oh, boy, do I!
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Sarcasm?
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No.
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All right, then.
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The reason you're fixated on
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a good-natured simpleton
like Penny is that
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she's the exact opposite of
your first romantic attachment:
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your brilliant
yet intimidating mother.
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Where on earth
did you get that from?
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It's in her book,
Needy Baby, Greedy Baby.
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That doesn't make it true.
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It's called nonfiction
for a reason, Leonard.
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See you later.
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If they ever make
a movie version
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of that book, you know who
should play Leonard's mother?
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Sandra Bullock.
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Why?
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Because she's great
in everything.
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Now, where were we?
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Oh, yes.
Does anyone have any wood?
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Oh, come on!
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I just want wood.
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Why are you making it so hard?
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So, do they have a name
for a first date
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with someone
you used to go out with?
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Oh, that's a good question.
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How about "awkward"?
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Yeah, that sounds right.
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Yeah?
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Hey, how about if we pretend
we're actually on a first date?
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See how that goes.
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Okay.
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So, Polly,
tell me about yourself.
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It's Penny.
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Oh, sorry, yeah.
Awkward.
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Okay, uh, let's see.
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I'm from Nebraska, and ever
since I was a little girl,
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I dreamed of moving to L.A.
and becoming a movie star.
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Anyway,
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after four years of acting
lessons and waiting tables,
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I've done
a hemorrhoid commercial
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and a production of Anne Frank
above a bowling alley.
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So, you know,
dreams do come true.
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Your turn.
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Uh, let's see.
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Uh, I am an experimental
physicist at Cal-Tech,
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most of my research is
with high-powered lasers,
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and, oh, I've just gotten
a big government grant
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to see if they can be used
to knock out
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incoming ballistic missiles.
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Wow. Can they?
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Oh, God, no.
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The money's pretty good.
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And I used the equipment
to make my own Bat-signal.
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Bat-signal?
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What are you, some kind of nerd?
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Not some kind of nerd,
I'm the king of the nerds.
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What does that mean?
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Uh, it means
if anyone displeases me,
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I don't help them
set up their printer.
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You are so funny.
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Good.
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Remember that
when I take my shirt off.
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Leonard, this is nice.
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I'm so glad we did this.
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Me, too.
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So what do you think?
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Are we gonna get back together?
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Whoa. Not so fast.
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I'm sorry, what did I say?
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Leonard, you know I will always
have feelings for you.
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Oh, God.
What?
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You said "always."
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You'll always have
feelings for me.
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So?
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So, that sounds more like
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something you'd say
if you didn't want
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a relationship with someone.
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"This isn't working out,
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but I'll always have
feelings for you."
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"I'm sorry I slept
with your best friend,
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but I'll always have
feelings for you."
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"Here's the thing, Lisa,
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I'm into dudes now, but I'll
always have feelings for you."
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How would you say it?
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I have feelings for you.
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It's the same thing.
No, it's not.
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"Always" made it worse.
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You're overthinking this.
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No, I'm not.
Yes, you are.
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You always overthink things.
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Th-There you go.
"Always" made it worse.
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See, this is where everything
goes wrong: when we talk.
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Well, I don't know how you have
a relationship without talking.
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Hey, I went out with this guy TJ
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for eight months,
we never talked.
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To this day, I don't even know
what TJ stands for.
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Wait, if you guys
didn't talk, what--
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Never mind, stupid question.
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And now that I have
some wood,
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I'm going to begin
the erection of my settlement.
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He's got to be
doing this on purpose.
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Ooh, 8:30.
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00:10:06,378 --> 00:10:09,880
You and Penny decide to go out
and paint the town beige?
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You're 30 years old
and you live with your mother.
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I guess it didn't go well.
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We don't know that.
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Not to a certainty.
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All we know
is that Leonard is home.
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How about now?
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Again, not enough
evidence.
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For all we know,
he's being murdered.
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Now, back to our game.
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You were in the middle
of an erection.
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00:10:44,866 --> 00:10:48,101
Oh, of course.
It's right here in my hand.
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What does she want from me now?
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00:11:09,505 --> 00:11:10,574
What's up?
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Do not overthink this.
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I don't understand.
Bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup.
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00:11:23,438 --> 00:11:25,805
Okay, but earlier
it seemed like...
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No talking.
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Even during? 'Cause
sometimes I have questions.
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Well, that was fun.
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Yeah, except for when I got
the foot cramp.
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You hung in there, though.
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There was a lot at stake.
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00:11:53,698 --> 00:11:56,432
So what do you
want to do now?
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00:11:56,434 --> 00:11:59,018
Well, I want to go get
my asthma inhaler,
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but it might ruin the moment.
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Just, just
help me out here.
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How does a miserable date
end in sex?
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I don't know,
it's complicated.
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Well, I'm
a pretty smart guy,
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and right now my brain has
dibs on the blood supply,
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so give it a go.
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Okay, it's just,
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at the restaurant
when you said
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you wanted us to
be together again,
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it got very real very
fast and I panicked.
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Why?
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What are you
afraid of?
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Well, what if
we do go out
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and I do something stupid
and dump you again?
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What if I dump you?
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Come on, be serious.
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Well, how about
if we don't think
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about this
as a relationship?
262
00:12:48,553 --> 00:12:51,087
It could be more like
a new version of software.
263
00:12:51,089 --> 00:12:53,089
Penny and Leonard 2.0.
264
00:12:53,091 --> 00:12:55,608
We can test it internally,
shake out the bugs,
265
00:12:55,610 --> 00:12:57,410
and if we both feel
it's solid,
266
00:12:57,412 --> 00:13:00,096
then we'll roll it out
to the public.
267
00:13:00,098 --> 00:13:03,049
So we don't tell people
we're back together?
268
00:13:03,051 --> 00:13:04,016
Exactly.
269
00:13:04,018 --> 00:13:06,102
We pretend like our date
went badly.
270
00:13:06,104 --> 00:13:08,254
Well, we don't really
have to pretend.
271
00:13:08,256 --> 00:13:10,523
And we let them think
that we decided
272
00:13:10,525 --> 00:13:11,691
to just be friends
273
00:13:11,693 --> 00:13:13,609
and that everything's cool.
274
00:13:13,611 --> 00:13:15,144
Okay, great.
275
00:13:16,147 --> 00:13:18,314
Hey, I just remembered.
276
00:13:18,316 --> 00:13:20,599
I still got one
of your inhalers.
277
00:13:22,703 --> 00:13:24,904
I can't believe
you kept this.
278
00:13:24,906 --> 00:13:27,573
Yeah, I was gonna throw it
away, but I just couldn't.
279
00:13:27,575 --> 00:13:30,159
That is so sweet.
280
00:13:34,098 --> 00:13:36,432
In 25 to 30 minutes
I'm gonna show you
281
00:13:36,434 --> 00:13:39,035
how much
this means to me.
282
00:13:50,481 --> 00:13:51,130
Leonard?
283
00:13:51,132 --> 00:13:53,316
Yeah, hi, hi.
284
00:13:54,268 --> 00:13:56,235
How's it going?
285
00:13:56,237 --> 00:13:57,937
Uh, can't complain.
286
00:13:57,939 --> 00:13:59,906
Thanks for asking.
287
00:14:00,991 --> 00:14:04,110
Well, what were you doing out
at 3:00 in the morning?
288
00:14:04,112 --> 00:14:07,980
Well, uh, uh...
what are you doing up?
289
00:14:07,982 --> 00:14:10,583
I was using the bathroom.
290
00:14:10,585 --> 00:14:14,454
Yeah, well, so was I.
291
00:14:14,456 --> 00:14:16,589
Really?
292
00:14:16,591 --> 00:14:19,292
I didn't see you in there.
293
00:14:21,044 --> 00:14:25,214
Obviously... when I saw
that you were in ours,
294
00:14:25,216 --> 00:14:28,601
I went and used another one.
295
00:14:29,436 --> 00:14:32,305
Where?
296
00:14:32,307 --> 00:14:35,224
The, the gas station
across the street.
297
00:14:36,109 --> 00:14:38,177
In your pajamas?
298
00:14:38,179 --> 00:14:40,730
Yes.
299
00:14:40,732 --> 00:14:42,949
Without shoes?
300
00:14:44,201 --> 00:14:46,402
Yes.
301
00:14:47,187 --> 00:14:50,072
On a cold
winter's night?
302
00:14:51,909 --> 00:14:54,126
Yes.
303
00:14:56,914 --> 00:14:59,131
Seems unlikely.
304
00:14:59,133 --> 00:15:01,417
Did you bring
your asthma inhaler?
305
00:15:01,419 --> 00:15:04,804
Uh, uh, uh, yes, I did.
306
00:15:08,041 --> 00:15:10,259
Well, then,
I guess it's plausible.
307
00:15:11,345 --> 00:15:13,429
D-- hang on a
second, mister.
308
00:15:13,431 --> 00:15:14,647
What?
309
00:15:14,649 --> 00:15:19,368
After you used the facilities
at the gas station,
310
00:15:19,370 --> 00:15:20,736
did you make a purchase?
311
00:15:20,738 --> 00:15:22,438
What?
312
00:15:22,440 --> 00:15:25,024
It's customary, when
using the restroom
313
00:15:25,026 --> 00:15:28,494
at a retail establishment,
to make a small purchase.
314
00:15:28,496 --> 00:15:29,579
Did you?
315
00:15:29,581 --> 00:15:31,030
No.
316
00:15:32,400 --> 00:15:34,584
Here's two dollars.
317
00:15:37,371 --> 00:15:40,256
Go buy some beef jerky.
318
00:15:46,513 --> 00:15:49,749
I don't want beef jerky.
319
00:15:51,952 --> 00:15:53,886
It's not about you.
320
00:15:53,888 --> 00:15:56,439
It's about a poor immigrant
from Pakistan
321
00:15:56,441 --> 00:15:58,257
trying to make his way
in America
322
00:15:58,259 --> 00:15:59,692
by working the graveyard shift
323
00:15:59,694 --> 00:16:02,361
at the Colorado Boulevard
Chevron.
324
00:16:04,264 --> 00:16:06,449
Fine.
325
00:16:08,569 --> 00:16:11,537
Needy Baby, Greedy Baby indeed.
326
00:16:13,607 --> 00:16:15,207
Leonard will be here
in a moment.
327
00:16:15,209 --> 00:16:17,743
He's looking
for a different parking space.
328
00:16:17,745 --> 00:16:18,711
Why?
329
00:16:18,713 --> 00:16:20,079
We were next to a car
330
00:16:20,081 --> 00:16:22,665
with an "Ask me about my
grandchildren" bumper sticker,
331
00:16:22,667 --> 00:16:25,384
and I was afraid if we ran
into them on the way out,
332
00:16:25,386 --> 00:16:28,004
I'd be obligated
to do so.
333
00:16:29,289 --> 00:16:32,791
I'm so disappointed it didn't
work with him and Penny.
334
00:16:32,793 --> 00:16:34,460
Me, too.
335
00:16:34,462 --> 00:16:35,628
Out of deference
to them,
336
00:16:35,630 --> 00:16:39,098
let's not flaunt our
happy relationship.
337
00:16:39,100 --> 00:16:41,434
You have a keen insight
into the human heart,
338
00:16:41,436 --> 00:16:43,886
Amy Farrah Fowler.
339
00:16:45,105 --> 00:16:49,191
We are next to a Suburu with
a Gore/Lieberman bumper sticker.
340
00:16:49,193 --> 00:16:51,911
Well, I doubt they'd want to
talk about that, so we're fine.
341
00:16:53,413 --> 00:16:55,147
I'm surprised to see you here
342
00:16:55,149 --> 00:16:57,450
after it went
so badly with Penny.
343
00:16:57,452 --> 00:16:59,085
Well, hey, we're grown-ups.
344
00:16:59,087 --> 00:17:00,536
We can still be friends.
345
00:17:00,538 --> 00:17:02,838
Boy, I don't know if I
could be friends with Howie
346
00:17:02,840 --> 00:17:04,240
if we broke up.
347
00:17:04,242 --> 00:17:05,091
Why not?
348
00:17:05,093 --> 00:17:07,910
I'm a very vengeful person.
349
00:17:07,912 --> 00:17:10,379
Really?
350
00:17:10,381 --> 00:17:13,466
With access
to weaponized smallpox.
351
00:17:15,519 --> 00:17:17,470
Here you go, guys, let me get
you going with some water.
352
00:17:17,472 --> 00:17:19,055
You need menus
or you know what you want?
353
00:17:19,057 --> 00:17:20,506
Leonard knows what he wants,
but it looks
354
00:17:20,508 --> 00:17:22,458
like he's not gonna
get it from you.
355
00:17:23,510 --> 00:17:25,010
Howard.
No,
356
00:17:25,012 --> 00:17:26,395
that's okay, Bernadette.
357
00:17:26,397 --> 00:17:28,648
Sometimes these things
just don't work out.
358
00:17:28,650 --> 00:17:30,116
Yeah, it's all good.
359
00:17:30,118 --> 00:17:33,069
We-We'll always have
feelings for each other.
360
00:17:34,688 --> 00:17:37,523
Oh, that's nice.
361
00:17:37,525 --> 00:17:40,693
See, she knew
what "always" meant.
362
00:17:40,695 --> 00:17:43,496
Wow, you're like a dog
with a bone, aren't you?
363
00:17:43,498 --> 00:17:45,715
I'm just making a point.
364
00:17:45,717 --> 00:17:48,200
Is the point that you don't know
when to let something go?
365
00:17:48,202 --> 00:17:49,051
People, people,
366
00:17:49,053 --> 00:17:50,553
please,
before you say
367
00:17:50,555 --> 00:17:52,138
something you
both regret,
368
00:17:52,140 --> 00:17:53,973
I'd like to place my order.
369
00:17:55,225 --> 00:17:56,759
Yeah, just hang on, Sheldon.
370
00:17:56,761 --> 00:17:58,260
You know why we can't be
together?
371
00:17:58,262 --> 00:17:59,712
Because you always have
to be right.
372
00:17:59,714 --> 00:18:01,213
Oh, that is not true.
373
00:18:01,215 --> 00:18:02,481
I got to go
with Leonard on this.
374
00:18:02,483 --> 00:18:04,984
He is wrong
more than anyone I know.
375
00:18:05,952 --> 00:18:07,653
You know what?
I just realized I'm on a break.
376
00:18:07,655 --> 00:18:08,904
I'll get someone else.
377
00:18:08,906 --> 00:18:10,723
Well...
378
00:18:10,725 --> 00:18:13,442
Leonard, promise me that when
our new waitress comes over,
379
00:18:13,444 --> 00:18:16,445
you will not start a complicated
on-again, off-again relationship
380
00:18:16,447 --> 00:18:19,198
with her,
because I am very, very hungry.
381
00:18:30,761 --> 00:18:32,962
Unbelievable.
382
00:18:36,967 --> 00:18:38,601
Mind explaining to me
why you were being
383
00:18:38,603 --> 00:18:40,136
such a jerk at the restaurant?
Well,
384
00:18:40,138 --> 00:18:42,021
I was trying to act like
we weren't seeing each other.
385
00:18:42,023 --> 00:18:43,422
That was the plan, right?
No,
386
00:18:43,424 --> 00:18:45,758
the plan was to tell people
we decided to stay friends.
387
00:18:45,760 --> 00:18:46,925
That's a little hard to do
388
00:18:46,927 --> 00:18:50,479
when you're always being
such a tool bag.
389
00:18:50,481 --> 00:18:53,282
You know what? I don't have to
stand here and take this crap.
390
00:18:53,284 --> 00:18:55,151
The hell do you think
you're going?
391
00:18:55,153 --> 00:18:58,320
Isn't sex after fighting
kind of what we do now?!
392
00:18:58,322 --> 00:19:00,823
Yeah, kind of, yeah.
393
00:19:08,915 --> 00:19:10,883
What are we doing?
394
00:19:10,885 --> 00:19:12,084
What do you mean?
395
00:19:12,086 --> 00:19:15,805
Every scenario I play out
for you and me ends badly.
396
00:19:15,807 --> 00:19:18,190
That's because you
overthink everything.
397
00:19:18,192 --> 00:19:20,459
Leonard, are you listening
to me?
398
00:19:20,461 --> 00:19:21,894
What?
Yeah.
399
00:19:21,896 --> 00:19:23,896
This is a disaster.
400
00:19:23,898 --> 00:19:25,147
I distinctly ordered
401
00:19:25,149 --> 00:19:27,600
the Leonard Nimoy Mr.
Spock cardboard standee.
402
00:19:27,602 --> 00:19:29,151
Why would
I feel safer
403
00:19:29,153 --> 00:19:32,021
with Zachary Quinto
at the foot of my bed?
404
00:19:33,156 --> 00:19:37,409
I don't know, he was
pretty badass on Heroes.
405
00:19:37,411 --> 00:19:40,646
You're right, I'll
give him a shot.
406
00:19:42,616 --> 00:19:44,500
Hang on.
407
00:19:44,502 --> 00:19:46,168
Penny, do you have
plans for dinner?
408
00:19:46,170 --> 00:19:47,787
Why, you guys going somewhere?
409
00:19:47,789 --> 00:19:48,704
No, I mean just you and me.
410
00:19:48,706 --> 00:19:52,508
Ooh...!
Ooh...!
411
00:19:52,510 --> 00:19:55,010
Uh, have you thought
this through?
412
00:19:55,012 --> 00:19:58,547
Yes, and I think
we should go anyway.
413
00:20:01,268 --> 00:20:02,184
No, can't do it.
414
00:20:02,186 --> 00:20:04,053
Sorry, Quinto,
you're going back.
415
00:20:13,348 --> 00:20:15,131
If you and Leonard
get back together,
416
00:20:15,133 --> 00:20:16,633
Sheldon and I
will finally have someone
417
00:20:16,635 --> 00:20:18,318
to go on double dates with.
418
00:20:18,320 --> 00:20:19,636
What about me and Howard?
419
00:20:19,638 --> 00:20:22,072
Fine, we can double
with you, too.
420
00:20:22,957 --> 00:20:25,275
So insecure.
421
00:20:26,414 --> 00:20:29,165
Where are you guys going to eat?
422
00:20:29,167 --> 00:20:31,984
Penny?
423
00:20:33,337 --> 00:20:38,507
Do you, Penny, take Leonard to
be your lawful wedded husband?
424
00:20:45,849 --> 00:20:47,566
Well, it's
a little late for me
425
00:20:47,568 --> 00:20:49,852
to start saying no,
isn't it?
426
00:20:51,355 --> 00:20:53,356
Penny.
427
00:20:53,358 --> 00:20:54,473
Sorry,
just remembered
428
00:20:54,475 --> 00:20:56,325
I've got to stop
at the drugstore.
429
00:20:56,386 --> 00:21:30,086
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