1
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Hey.

2
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I'm so sorry I'm late.

3
00:00:06,867 --> 00:00:08,050
The DVD's already in,

4
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and I paused it from the
last time that we watched it.

5
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Just get your ass on the couch, okay?

6
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I need to be watching
<i>Friday Night Lights</i> right now.

7
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Are you kidding me?

8
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You don't think that I haven't
been obsessing me all day?

9
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You don't think that it's killing me

10
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that I don't know if they won
the state championship?

11
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- Now before I hit play...
- Mm-hmm.

12
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Does anybody have to go
to the bathroom?

13
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No. Wait a second.
No.

14
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[Upbeat music plays]

15
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- Mm.
- Even this music gets me.

16
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It's like being
back on the field, right?

17
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The smell of the grass
and the sweat in your helmet...

18
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Shh, shh, shh.

19
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I never played football.

20
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Shh, shh.

21
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- Shh, shh.
- Ba... babe.

22
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You just did sleepy jerk.

23
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- Mm-mm.
- Yeah, you did.

24
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- You just did sleepy jerk.
- No, I didn't.

25
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I just watched you
come out of a sleepy jerk.

26
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I didn't...
watching it together. I'm fine.

27
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- Just go.
- All right.

28
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[Scoffs]
Wait for me.

29
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<font color="#3399FF">Sync and correction by Mlmlte</font>
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30
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♪

31
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[Baby laughs]

32
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Who's ready to be empowered

33
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through the ancient fighting art
of Taekwondo?

34
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Yoo-hoo!
Master Hu.

35
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[Laughs]
Ah, that never gets old.

36
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- It does, though.
- But not really.

37
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- [Grunts]
- Wow.

38
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He is an amazing teacher.

39
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This is gonna be a hell of a show.

40
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Yeah, I think so.

41
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We can do a whole series of it

44
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Master Hu, what is the belt
that will allow me

45
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to catch a fly with chopsticks?

46
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You guys, I think
you'd better check this out.

47
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Ah... ha!

48
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<i>Ah!</i>

49
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- <i>Oh, my God</i>!
- Oh, no.

50
00:02:00,203 --> 00:02:02,622
She stole our show.
Again.

51
00:02:02,788 --> 00:02:05,800
Discipline, power, inspiration.

52
00:02:05,925 --> 00:02:07,836
Today on <i>Shayna.</i>

53
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Oh, barf.
Come on.

54
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I used to be sad,

55
00:02:11,514 --> 00:02:13,991
stuck inside a thick and heavy shell.

56
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I couldn't even get out
of my bedroom door.

57
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But now there's no door
I can't walk through.

58
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Welcome to my whole new world.

59
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I'm Shayna.

60
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Don't just grow, blossom.

61
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Ugh! That Shayna steals everything.

62
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I mean, that's basically
your catch phrase.

63
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Plus she's got
a better looking Sensei.

64
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No offense, master Hu.

65
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I mean, we pried her from
that trailer like a canned ham.

66
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We helped her lose that weight,
we put her on TV,

67
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and then how does she pay us back?

68
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By leaving us for her own
competing show.

69
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And not once... not once
did that woman say thank you.

70
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I'm sure this is a coincidence.

71
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Why do you have such a blind spot

72
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when it comes to her, Ava?

73
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Because she loves me.

74
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We used to do this
cooking segment, master Hu,

75
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and she'd yell, "spice it up,"

76
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and then I'd call back, "how spicy?"

77
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Ugh, it was like watching
Venus and Serena.

78
00:03:00,363 --> 00:03:01,431
Oh, no, no, no.

79
00:03:01,597 --> 00:03:03,775
I'm putting an end to this right now.

80
00:03:03,900 --> 00:03:06,895
We are gonna have a little sit-down
with miss Shayna Mund.

81
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This is all so stressful.

82
00:03:08,604 --> 00:03:12,692
Do you do massage?

83
00:03:12,858 --> 00:03:14,749
Did you hear Rowan's mom
by the swings?

84
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Oh, my God.

85
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I was trying to catch your eye.

86
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She's gonna get a moped
so she can "tool around."

87
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Tool around.

88
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First of all, who gets a moped, "a"?

89
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And "b," who says, "tool around"?

90
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Yeah.
"Hi, I'm tooling around."

91
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"Have you seen me tooling?"

92
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That's so what she would do.

93
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I love it when other moms are idiots.

94
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It makes me feel so much better.

95
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I know.

96
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Oh, you're watching
<i>Friday Night Lights?</i>

97
00:03:35,331 --> 00:03:36,774
Uh, yeah, well,
we've watched most of it.

98
00:03:36,899 --> 00:03:38,176
Just haven't got to the finale yet.

99
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Me neither.
Gary came home and sacked out.

100
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Reagan did the same thing.

101
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- He was snoring.
- She was twitching.

102
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And then her head fell back
and her mouth was agape,

103
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and I was like...

104
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No, I... I want to watch it so bad.

105
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I just...

106
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They don't have to know.

107
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Laura, we can't...

108
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It's in there right now, isn't it?

109
00:04:03,059 --> 00:04:04,160
Let's do it.

110
00:04:04,326 --> 00:04:05,120
Laura, don't.

111
00:04:05,286 --> 00:04:06,204
What if my finger

112
00:04:06,329 --> 00:04:08,339
accidentally brushed
against the button?

113
00:04:08,464 --> 00:04:09,640
You would just be
an innocent bystander.

114
00:04:09,765 --> 00:04:11,001
God, your finger is so close.

115
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Laura, I... I can't.

116
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- Be cool.
- Laura, I'm married.

117
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- Be cool.
- There's a trust. My daughter.

118
00:04:17,465 --> 00:04:20,677
Be cool.

119
00:04:20,843 --> 00:04:22,436
Marriage requires...

120
00:04:22,561 --> 00:04:25,890
- Oops.
- Maturity.

121
00:04:26,015 --> 00:04:28,392
Marriage requires...

122
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You are bad.

123
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But if this is wrong,

124
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I do not want to be right.

125
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Shh.

126
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Oh, there she is.

127
00:04:37,626 --> 00:04:39,470
Ava and the ray-gun.

128
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Oh, my goodness.

129
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Get over here.
Put it in here right now.

130
00:04:42,698 --> 00:04:44,409
Get it in.
Get it in. Get it in.

131
00:04:44,575 --> 00:04:46,460
Bring it in.
Oh... oh my goodness.

132
00:04:46,585 --> 00:04:48,579
Oh, I miss those little booties.

133
00:04:48,704 --> 00:04:50,081
Oh, I love you girls.

134
00:04:50,247 --> 00:04:52,450
I love you too.
We've missed you so much.

135
00:04:52,575 --> 00:04:54,151
- Keep it under control.
- You know what?

136
00:04:54,276 --> 00:04:55,866
I ordered us
a bottle of whispering angel.

137
00:04:55,991 --> 00:04:58,256
- No.
- Just like old times.

138
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Oh, I've been so meaning
to get together with you girls,

139
00:05:01,951 --> 00:05:05,313
but as you know it is just crazy busy

140
00:05:05,438 --> 00:05:06,981
when you have your own talk show.

141
00:05:07,106 --> 00:05:08,816
It's just gnarly.

142
00:05:08,941 --> 00:05:11,269
Ava and Shayna together.

143
00:05:11,435 --> 00:05:13,897
I knew you two were friends.

144
00:05:14,063 --> 00:05:15,685
I used to watch you on Ava's show.

145
00:05:15,810 --> 00:05:17,984
Now you have your own show,
and I don't know who to watch.

146
00:05:18,534 --> 00:05:20,444
Oh, isn't that funny how that works?

147
00:05:20,569 --> 00:05:23,281
When you offer someone
an amazing contract extension,

148
00:05:23,447 --> 00:05:24,574
and then they stab you in the back

149
00:05:24,740 --> 00:05:26,050
by stealing your Sensei idea?

150
00:05:26,175 --> 00:05:27,952
It's amazing.

151
00:05:28,077 --> 00:05:30,638
Who is this mean lady?

152
00:05:30,763 --> 00:05:33,724
Anyway, I just want you two to know

153
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that you a true inspiration.

154
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Oh, thank you.

155
00:05:38,003 --> 00:05:39,631
You are my inspiration.

156
00:05:40,222 --> 00:05:41,758
Keep on watching and growing.

157
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Don't just grow, blossom.

158
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Oh, Reagan, I am sensing

159
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that y'all are a little steamed

160
00:05:51,784 --> 00:05:53,527
over the karate show?

161
00:05:53,652 --> 00:05:56,856
But I can assure you,
it was a total coincidence.

162
00:05:57,022 --> 00:05:58,149
- Uh-huh.
- Here's what happened.

163
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We were supposed to do a reunion show

164
00:06:00,192 --> 00:06:01,485
with all of the karate kids,

165
00:06:01,610 --> 00:06:03,688
and then at the last second

166
00:06:03,813 --> 00:06:06,491
Jaden Smith fell through.

167
00:06:06,657 --> 00:06:08,034
What was I supposed to do?

168
00:06:08,200 --> 00:06:09,593
Oh, the pinkett-smiths
are so elusive.

169
00:06:09,718 --> 00:06:12,831
My take, they're trying
to make too many people happy.

170
00:06:12,997 --> 00:06:17,001
Listen, as a peace offering
for our little Sensei screw up,

171
00:06:17,126 --> 00:06:20,547
could I please take you
to dinner tonight at Gjelina?

172
00:06:20,713 --> 00:06:22,507
[Gasps]
You can get into Gjelina?

173
00:06:22,673 --> 00:06:25,176
Chris and I have been trying
to get in there for months.

174
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I can get us in.

175
00:06:26,385 --> 00:06:28,388
- Shut up.
- I wanna go right now.

176
00:06:28,554 --> 00:06:31,148
Well, I spoke to the chef,
Claudine, and she told me

177
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that she was gonna surprise us
with something...

178
00:06:33,142 --> 00:06:34,351
Special?
Don't say, "special."

179
00:06:34,476 --> 00:06:36,479
Oh, my God, if you say, "special,"
I'm gonna [Bleep] My pants.

180
00:06:36,829 --> 00:06:38,856
Okay, I guess I should call Chris.

181
00:06:38,981 --> 00:06:41,292
- Here we go.
- "Hi, mom? Can I please..."

182
00:06:41,417 --> 00:06:43,711
- Oh...
- Hi, honey. How are you?

183
00:06:43,836 --> 00:06:44,654
How's Amy?

184
00:06:44,920 --> 00:06:46,573
"I'm your legal property, Chris."

185
00:06:46,739 --> 00:06:49,075
"Please, let's make
another baby tonight."

186
00:06:49,241 --> 00:06:50,501
I'm gonna hold your little buttocks

187
00:06:50,626 --> 00:06:52,536
like two little peaches in my hands.

188
00:06:52,661 --> 00:06:55,256
Stop it!
Um, listen, I, um...

189
00:06:55,381 --> 00:06:57,425
I, uh... I won't be home till later,

190
00:06:57,550 --> 00:06:59,294
because I have to go to
a stupid work dinner with Ava,

191
00:06:59,602 --> 00:07:00,795
and she's making me,

192
00:07:00,961 --> 00:07:02,255
and I'll... I'll get fired
if I don't go.

193
00:07:02,421 --> 00:07:04,065
Okay, love you.
Miss you. Bye.

194
00:07:04,190 --> 00:07:06,176
Jerks. Come on.

195
00:07:06,342 --> 00:07:09,142
All right, why is there
no booze in my belly?

196
00:07:11,911 --> 00:07:13,333
{pub}Hi.

197
00:07:13,458 --> 00:07:14,767
- Hey, babe.
- Hey.

198
00:07:14,892 --> 00:07:15,977
Guess what.
I did it.

199
00:07:16,143 --> 00:07:17,228
Huh?

200
00:07:17,394 --> 00:07:18,938
I finally ordered
the p90x workout system.

201
00:07:19,063 --> 00:07:20,039
Oh.

202
00:07:20,164 --> 00:07:21,508
Yeah, I'm gonna shock my metabolism

203
00:07:21,633 --> 00:07:24,027
using, like, muscle confusion and...

204
00:07:24,193 --> 00:07:25,378
Couple weeks I'm gonna shave down,

205
00:07:25,503 --> 00:07:26,713
get so yoked and gross.

206
00:07:26,838 --> 00:07:28,573
Ooh. Wonderful.

207
00:07:28,739 --> 00:07:29,849
How was your dinner?

208
00:07:29,974 --> 00:07:32,385
Oh, you know, work,
just blah, blah, blah, whatever.

209
00:07:32,510 --> 00:07:33,495
But I brought you this.

210
00:07:33,661 --> 00:07:34,437
- Oh, thanks.
- Mm-hmm.

211
00:07:34,562 --> 00:07:35,522
Mm.
[Sniffs]

212
00:07:35,647 --> 00:07:36,606
God, you must be so exhausted.

213
00:07:36,731 --> 00:07:37,957
- Let's get you to bed, huh?
- Oh, are you kidding me?

214
00:07:38,123 --> 00:07:40,041
I just had four cups of coffee
and a box of nerds.

215
00:07:40,166 --> 00:07:41,586
I am so ready to watch
<i>Friday Night Lights.</i>

216
00:07:41,752 --> 00:07:43,156
Let's do this.
Yeah.

217
00:07:43,281 --> 00:07:44,464
Well, we don't... we don't need to.

218
00:07:44,630 --> 00:07:46,533
Yes, we do, honey.
You've been dying to see it,

219
00:07:46,658 --> 00:07:47,717
and you've been waiting for me.

220
00:07:47,883 --> 00:07:49,102
Come on.
It's our thing. Let's go.

221
00:07:49,227 --> 00:07:50,637
Okay.

222
00:07:50,762 --> 00:07:51,938
Wait, those two are doing it?

223
00:07:52,063 --> 00:07:54,908
That's crazy.
I didn't know that.

224
00:07:55,033 --> 00:07:56,184
Shh, shh, shh.

225
00:07:56,350 --> 00:07:58,853
I know, I'm just... so surprising.

226
00:07:59,019 --> 00:07:59,796
Shh.
[Phone rings]

227
00:07:59,921 --> 00:08:01,214
Oh, yeah, I got it.

228
00:08:01,339 --> 00:08:03,608
Wait, don't... don't we
want me to pause it for you?

229
00:08:03,774 --> 00:08:05,068
Yes, no, definitely.

230
00:08:05,234 --> 00:08:06,352
I don't want to miss a second of it.

231
00:08:06,477 --> 00:08:07,612
- I'm just gonna...
- Okay.

232
00:08:07,778 --> 00:08:08,588
[Phone beeps]

233
00:08:08,713 --> 00:08:10,657
Hello.
Hey, Laura.

234
00:08:11,349 --> 00:08:13,526
Uh, yeah, tomorrow, uh...

235
00:08:13,651 --> 00:08:14,786
Uh, my joint, 2:15.

236
00:08:14,952 --> 00:08:16,563
Uh-huh.
I got Mr. balloon.

237
00:08:16,688 --> 00:08:18,233
Amy and I are gonna
make some cookies.

238
00:08:18,358 --> 00:08:22,168
I... I hope that Susan,
yeah, I hope she tools over too.

239
00:08:22,293 --> 00:08:23,753
I don't know.
Who does she look like?

240
00:08:23,919 --> 00:08:25,655
You know what?
Let me, um...

241
00:08:25,780 --> 00:08:26,840
Let's...
We'll talk about it tomorrow.

242
00:08:27,006 --> 00:08:28,107
I'll have it by then.

243
00:08:28,232 --> 00:08:29,576
Or unless you get it, call me.

244
00:08:29,701 --> 00:08:30,577
Bye.

245
00:08:30,702 --> 00:08:32,712
- Who was that?
- Sorry, it was just Laura.

246
00:08:32,837 --> 00:08:34,113
She's one of the...

247
00:08:34,238 --> 00:08:36,449
One of the, uh, the play...
Playgroup moms.

248
00:08:36,574 --> 00:08:38,918
Oh, cool.
Look at how it paused.

249
00:08:39,043 --> 00:08:41,321
Coach Taylor looks like
a beaver, doesn't he?

250
00:08:41,446 --> 00:08:43,398
Like...

251
00:08:43,564 --> 00:08:45,491
It's, like, the only time
that dude hasn't looked hot.

252
00:08:45,616 --> 00:08:47,735
Yes, yes, yes.

253
00:08:47,901 --> 00:08:48,761
One second.
One second, babe.

254
00:08:48,886 --> 00:08:50,230
Imagine the odds of me pausing it...

255
00:08:50,355 --> 00:08:52,515
- Sorry.
- On that frame.

256
00:08:52,640 --> 00:08:55,301
I got it.
Hey. No, I got it.

257
00:08:55,426 --> 00:08:56,927
It's, uh, Jimmy Smits.

258
00:08:57,328 --> 00:09:00,039
Yes, Jimmy... no, from <i>Cane.</i>

259
00:09:00,164 --> 00:09:03,042
Yeah. Yeah, Victor Sifuentes
is tooling around.

260
00:09:03,167 --> 00:09:05,111
[Laughs]

261
00:09:05,236 --> 00:09:07,255
Right?
That would have been the best.

262
00:09:07,421 --> 00:09:09,716
He was laughing on the phone
with another woman?

263
00:09:09,882 --> 00:09:11,951
Yes.
With Laura.

264
00:09:12,076 --> 00:09:13,803
Ooh, Laura.
That is not good.

265
00:09:13,969 --> 00:09:15,592
- Why?
- Because all Lauras are hot.

266
00:09:15,717 --> 00:09:17,990
Laura Linney. Laura Dern.
Luke and Laura.

267
00:09:18,115 --> 00:09:19,017
Laura bush.

268
00:09:19,183 --> 00:09:20,435
He was just talking with her.

269
00:09:20,601 --> 00:09:22,687
Talking? Believe me,
you'd rather them be boning.

270
00:09:22,853 --> 00:09:24,264
God, I hate it
when you say, "boning."

271
00:09:24,389 --> 00:09:26,633
The point is
emotional cheating is the worst.

272
00:09:26,758 --> 00:09:29,335
I did a whole show on it with
Mr. and Mrs. Kelsey Grammers.

273
00:09:29,460 --> 00:09:30,987
So where is Chris right now?

274
00:09:31,153 --> 00:09:33,281
At the house with Laura.

275
00:09:33,447 --> 00:09:34,365
Mm-hmm.

276
00:09:34,531 --> 00:09:36,910
He started a playgroup, okay?

277
00:09:37,076 --> 00:09:38,911
All the kids do all these
little activities?

278
00:09:39,036 --> 00:09:40,446
What are these activities?

279
00:09:40,571 --> 00:09:44,083
Lingering glances, one hand
brushes up against another,

280
00:09:44,249 --> 00:09:46,961
coy laughter at inside jokes?

281
00:09:47,127 --> 00:09:50,223
He got a balloon guy, okay?

282
00:09:50,348 --> 00:09:51,716
The balloon man.

283
00:09:51,882 --> 00:09:53,259
The balloon man?

284
00:09:53,425 --> 00:09:54,636
- Those are cute.
- Mm-hmm.

285
00:09:54,802 --> 00:09:56,387
That is an inside joke
waiting to happen.

286
00:09:56,512 --> 00:09:58,932
You need to face the fact
that Chris is a gorgeous man

287
00:09:59,098 --> 00:10:02,802
surrounded by lonely,
desperate mom people.

288
00:10:02,927 --> 00:10:04,137
And if you say that you don't want

289
00:10:04,262 --> 00:10:05,980
to go down there and check it out,
you're lying.

290
00:10:06,547 --> 00:10:08,858
You, my lady friend, are way off.

291
00:10:09,024 --> 00:10:11,653
Okay.
There it is.

292
00:10:11,819 --> 00:10:13,646
[Babies crying]

293
00:10:13,771 --> 00:10:15,657
There you go.
All right.

294
00:10:15,823 --> 00:10:16,699
Huh.

295
00:10:16,865 --> 00:10:18,409
She loves it.

296
00:10:18,575 --> 00:10:19,994
Oh, I got you there.

297
00:10:20,160 --> 00:10:22,755
[Sighs]

298
00:10:22,880 --> 00:10:23,740
Hi.

299
00:10:23,865 --> 00:10:25,849
Hi.

300
00:10:26,417 --> 00:10:27,502
I'm Reagan.

301
00:10:27,668 --> 00:10:28,711
I'm Chris' wife of seven years.

302
00:10:28,877 --> 00:10:29,837
It's so nice to meet you.

303
00:10:30,003 --> 00:10:31,731
Listen, I... I just wanted to say

304
00:10:31,856 --> 00:10:33,800
how happy I am that you
and Chris are friends.

305
00:10:33,966 --> 00:10:37,587
I mean, really, really,
you feel free to call him

306
00:10:37,712 --> 00:10:40,765
or text him or lunch date or spoon,

307
00:10:40,931 --> 00:10:42,350
get comfortable, whatever you want,

308
00:10:42,516 --> 00:10:43,292
because I'm cool with it.

309
00:10:43,417 --> 00:10:45,144
I'm so super down...

310
00:10:45,310 --> 00:10:46,312
With whatever.

311
00:10:46,478 --> 00:10:47,689
Seriously.
So...

312
00:10:48,339 --> 00:10:50,024
- Hey.
- Hi.

313
00:10:50,190 --> 00:10:51,567
Hey, look, mama's here.

314
00:10:51,733 --> 00:10:52,652
- Hi.
- Hi.

315
00:10:52,818 --> 00:10:55,121
Hi.
Hi, baby.

316
00:10:55,246 --> 00:10:56,723
And little baby boy.
Hey.

317
00:10:56,848 --> 00:10:57,757
Hi.
Oh, hey.

318
00:10:57,882 --> 00:11:00,285
Hey.

319
00:11:00,451 --> 00:11:03,121
Hi.
Honey, great news.

320
00:11:03,287 --> 00:11:04,664
Guess who's getting
along really well.

321
00:11:04,830 --> 00:11:05,832
Me and Laura.

322
00:11:05,998 --> 00:11:08,501
- Oh.
- Uh, wait. I'm Charlotte.

323
00:11:08,667 --> 00:11:10,753
Yeah, no, babe,
this is Laura right here.

324
00:11:10,919 --> 00:11:11,704
Hi.

325
00:11:11,829 --> 00:11:13,639
Oh. You're Laura.

326
00:11:13,764 --> 00:11:16,259
- Yeah.
- Oh, my God.

327
00:11:16,425 --> 00:11:17,635
Thank God.
Oh, thank God.

328
00:11:17,801 --> 00:11:18,995
I thought that that was...

329
00:11:19,120 --> 00:11:22,140
I mean, it doesn't matter.
Oh, God, it's so nice to meet...

330
00:11:22,306 --> 00:11:23,333
Hi.
It's so nice to meet you.

331
00:11:23,458 --> 00:11:25,101
Hi.
Good to meet you too.

332
00:11:25,267 --> 00:11:26,436
We should go out sometime.

333
00:11:26,602 --> 00:11:27,470
Definitely.

334
00:11:27,595 --> 00:11:29,122
I mean, Chris and me
and you and your...

335
00:11:29,247 --> 00:11:30,857
And your significant other.

336
00:11:31,023 --> 00:11:32,233
I mean, I don't want
to assume anything.

337
00:11:32,517 --> 00:11:33,860
How about a barbecue tonight?

338
00:11:34,026 --> 00:11:34,944
- Is that crazy?
- That's a great idea, honey.

339
00:11:35,110 --> 00:11:36,237
Sounds like fun.
I'm free.

340
00:11:36,403 --> 00:11:37,238
You're not invited.

341
00:11:37,404 --> 00:11:39,999
So, I mean, I know it's
kind of late notice right now,

342
00:11:40,124 --> 00:11:41,242
but we would be so happy to have you.

343
00:11:41,408 --> 00:11:42,410
Oh, no, I would love it.

344
00:11:42,576 --> 00:11:43,619
You know what we're gonna serve.

345
00:11:43,785 --> 00:11:46,039
Do not say, "veggie pouch,"
'cause I will punch you.

346
00:11:46,205 --> 00:11:46,989
[Laughter]

347
00:11:47,114 --> 00:11:48,524
Veggie pouch.

348
00:11:48,649 --> 00:11:51,244
That's funny, 'cause it's...

349
00:11:51,369 --> 00:11:52,903
It's vegetables.

350
00:11:55,540 --> 00:11:57,133
Shayna did it again!

351
00:11:57,299 --> 00:11:59,502
She copied today's show idea.

352
00:11:59,627 --> 00:12:01,721
There's a Latin band and dancers.

353
00:12:01,887 --> 00:12:04,724
She stole our whole salsa show.

354
00:12:04,890 --> 00:12:05,767
What?

355
00:12:05,933 --> 00:12:08,144
Shayna "shole" our "stalsa"...

356
00:12:08,310 --> 00:12:10,213
Uh, Shayna "shole" our "stalsa" sh...

357
00:12:10,338 --> 00:12:12,940
Shayna "shold" sta...

358
00:12:13,106 --> 00:12:14,317
Ugh!

359
00:12:14,483 --> 00:12:17,445
[Salsa music playing]

360
00:12:17,611 --> 00:12:18,404
Hey.

361
00:12:18,529 --> 00:12:19,605
[Music stops]

362
00:12:19,730 --> 00:12:21,157
She screwed us, Reagan.
She did it again.

363
00:12:21,323 --> 00:12:23,159
How did she know
what show we were doing?

364
00:12:23,325 --> 00:12:24,143
I don't understand.

365
00:12:24,268 --> 00:12:25,445
Well, when you were in the bathroom

366
00:12:25,570 --> 00:12:26,496
I told her everything we were doing.

367
00:12:26,662 --> 00:12:27,955
I was gone for two minutes.

368
00:12:28,121 --> 00:12:29,682
Well, she was asking
penetrating questions

369
00:12:29,807 --> 00:12:31,150
in a disarming, non-invasive way.

370
00:12:31,275 --> 00:12:32,335
She's really good.

371
00:12:32,877 --> 00:12:34,170
She learned it from me.

372
00:12:34,336 --> 00:12:36,589
Plus I was half in the bag
from that whispering angel.

373
00:12:36,755 --> 00:12:38,549
[Sighs]
She fooled me too.

374
00:12:38,715 --> 00:12:41,093
Look at us.
We were so good together.

375
00:12:41,218 --> 00:12:42,929
I was with her every step of the way.

376
00:12:43,095 --> 00:12:44,472
I took her from a tadpole to a swan.

377
00:12:44,638 --> 00:12:45,665
Yeah, that's not...
That doesn't happen.

378
00:12:45,790 --> 00:12:47,141
And then she left me.

379
00:12:47,307 --> 00:12:49,302
You know, I know it's not
politically correct to say this,

380
00:12:49,427 --> 00:12:52,004
but I thought she was nicer
when she had biscuit legs.

381
00:12:52,129 --> 00:12:53,940
You know what?

382
00:12:54,106 --> 00:12:56,225
We have not done one cooking segment

383
00:12:56,350 --> 00:12:57,568
since Shayna left our show.

384
00:12:57,734 --> 00:13:00,029
Yeah, I think it's about time
we did a new one.

385
00:13:00,195 --> 00:13:02,381
We just need to do our thing.

386
00:13:02,506 --> 00:13:03,866
We are moving on.

387
00:13:04,032 --> 00:13:04,909
Yes, we are.

388
00:13:05,075 --> 00:13:06,744
Excuse me for one second.

389
00:13:12,183 --> 00:13:14,669
Oh.
Hey, Reagan.

390
00:13:14,835 --> 00:13:17,613
Uh-oh. Is this about that salsa show?

391
00:13:17,738 --> 00:13:20,925
Gosh, I just do not know
how this keeps happening.

392
00:13:21,091 --> 00:13:23,002
What is wrong with you, Shayna?

393
00:13:23,127 --> 00:13:25,304
We have done so much for you,
and this is how you treat us?

394
00:13:25,470 --> 00:13:27,290
You know how you sound
to me right now?

395
00:13:27,415 --> 00:13:30,143
Bossy, bossy, bossy,
blah, blah, blah, jealous.

396
00:13:30,309 --> 00:13:31,878
Well, you know how you sound
to me right now?

397
00:13:32,003 --> 00:13:33,262
Thief, backstabber, backstabber,

398
00:13:33,387 --> 00:13:34,856
lipo, lipo, lipo, lipo, bumpkin.

399
00:13:35,022 --> 00:13:36,048
That's cute.

400
00:13:36,173 --> 00:13:38,518
Okay, so you forklifted me
off of my Murphy bed

401
00:13:38,643 --> 00:13:39,585
three years ago.

402
00:13:39,710 --> 00:13:41,362
When do I get to stop thanking you?

403
00:13:41,528 --> 00:13:43,823
When you stop stealing from us.

404
00:13:43,989 --> 00:13:45,324
I get it.
You're jealous.

405
00:13:45,490 --> 00:13:46,425
- Oh...
- I mean, look at me.

406
00:13:46,550 --> 00:13:48,294
- Brother.
- I'm hot as hell, right?

407
00:13:48,419 --> 00:13:50,162
I'm thin, my ass is high and tight,

408
00:13:50,287 --> 00:13:52,365
and I am in control.

409
00:13:52,490 --> 00:13:53,432
You know what?

410
00:13:53,557 --> 00:13:55,434
I spent too many years being a loser,

411
00:13:55,559 --> 00:13:57,753
and now I am in it to win it.

412
00:13:57,919 --> 00:13:58,938
I mean, it's a tough business.

413
00:13:59,063 --> 00:14:00,106
We all know that.

414
00:14:00,231 --> 00:14:01,966
But Ava thought of you
as a friend, Shayna,

415
00:14:02,132 --> 00:14:03,634
someone that she really cared about.

416
00:14:03,800 --> 00:14:05,219
And you broke her heart.

417
00:14:09,806 --> 00:14:11,476
{pub}Laura, do you want anymore guacamole?

418
00:14:11,642 --> 00:14:14,145
Both: Oh, I could <i>live</i>
<i>on guacamole.</i>

419
00:14:14,311 --> 00:14:15,021
I know.

420
00:14:15,245 --> 00:14:17,398
[Laughter]

421
00:14:17,564 --> 00:14:18,690
Sorry, it's just this stupid thing

422
00:14:18,815 --> 00:14:19,958
that Mossen's mom's always saying.

423
00:14:20,083 --> 00:14:21,126
Oh, Mossen's mom can suck it.

424
00:14:21,251 --> 00:14:22,528
[Laughter]
God.

425
00:14:22,694 --> 00:14:24,947
Oh.
Oh, my God.

426
00:14:25,113 --> 00:14:26,449
Honey, remember the other day

427
00:14:26,615 --> 00:14:28,633
when I... I took a sip of that coffee

428
00:14:28,758 --> 00:14:30,536
and the sharpie got on my nose

429
00:14:30,702 --> 00:14:33,331
and it totally looked like a...
You know? Remember?

430
00:14:33,497 --> 00:14:34,305
Remember?

431
00:14:34,430 --> 00:14:36,508
- No.
- You do.

432
00:14:36,633 --> 00:14:37,668
You do.

433
00:14:37,834 --> 00:14:41,130
Because, remember,
we were at star... bucks.

434
00:14:41,296 --> 00:14:42,548
Starbucks.

435
00:14:42,714 --> 00:14:43,841
Oh, right, yes.

436
00:14:44,007 --> 00:14:46,511
We're always finishing
each other's sentences.

437
00:14:47,110 --> 00:14:49,055
- Babe, are you, um...
- Okay? Yeah.

438
00:14:49,221 --> 00:14:51,807
- Well, you just seem, like, a little...
- Weird? See?

439
00:14:51,973 --> 00:14:53,601
It's just like...

440
00:14:53,767 --> 00:14:55,393
- We should probably go.
- Yeah.

441
00:14:55,518 --> 00:14:56,928
We've got to give the sitter a ride,

442
00:14:57,053 --> 00:14:59,357
and we're about to start <i>The Wire,</i>
'cause we finished <i>Friday Night Lights.</i>

443
00:14:59,727 --> 00:15:01,526
How much do you love that show?

444
00:15:01,692 --> 00:15:03,110
- Oh, my God.
- I'm so sad it's over.

445
00:15:03,276 --> 00:15:04,695
Last night when I watched the finale,

446
00:15:04,861 --> 00:15:06,989
I'm telling you,
I cried more at that finale

447
00:15:07,155 --> 00:15:08,199
than I did at our wedding day.

448
00:15:08,365 --> 00:15:09,367
Oh, good.
You got to see the finale.

449
00:15:09,799 --> 00:15:11,702
I'm so glad, because when
Chris and I were watching it,

450
00:15:11,868 --> 00:15:15,170
it was like... wow.

451
00:15:15,622 --> 00:15:16,874
- What?
- What?

452
00:15:17,040 --> 00:15:17,875
- That's a funny...
- Wait a minute.

453
00:15:18,041 --> 00:15:21,254
Chris and I, we watched it
together last night.

454
00:15:21,420 --> 00:15:22,255
You had already seen it?

455
00:15:22,421 --> 00:15:23,506
Had I already seen it?

456
00:15:23,672 --> 00:15:26,357
Oh, um...

457
00:15:26,482 --> 00:15:28,469
Uh, boy, I don't even
remember the time.

458
00:15:28,635 --> 00:15:30,471
I guess I... if I go back...

459
00:15:30,637 --> 00:15:34,399
I watched it earlier in the day
with my friend Laura,

460
00:15:34,524 --> 00:15:39,270
and then I guess
I re-enjoyed it with you, yeah.

461
00:15:39,395 --> 00:15:41,399
-

462
00:15:41,565 --> 00:15:43,067
this is awkward.

463
00:15:43,233 --> 00:15:44,402
It's my fault.
I made him watch it.

464
00:15:44,568 --> 00:15:46,112
No, it's okay.
It's really okay.

465
00:15:46,278 --> 00:15:47,812
He just watched our show
with somebody else

466
00:15:47,937 --> 00:15:49,407
and then completely faked it with me.

467
00:15:49,573 --> 00:15:50,782
You've been coming home
late every night,

468
00:15:50,907 --> 00:15:52,684
and then you're falling asleep
in the first five minutes.

469
00:15:52,809 --> 00:15:55,186
- How important could it be?
- Important enough for me to leave

470
00:15:55,311 --> 00:15:58,189
an impossibly amazing dinner
with Ava at Gjelina

471
00:15:58,314 --> 00:16:00,350
so that I could rush home
to watch it with you.

472
00:16:00,475 --> 00:16:01,993
Okay, fine.

473
00:16:02,118 --> 00:16:03,461
Wait a second.
What?

474
00:16:03,586 --> 00:16:06,173
You said that you were
at this boring work thing,

475
00:16:06,339 --> 00:16:08,593
and that Ava was making you stay.

476
00:16:08,759 --> 00:16:10,034
You lied to me?

477
00:16:10,159 --> 00:16:12,638
I lied? I lied?
You lied. You lied.

478
00:16:12,804 --> 00:16:15,057
And I brought you
a really good piece of steak.

479
00:16:15,223 --> 00:16:16,641
Yeah, well, I didn't want
your meat swan.

480
00:16:16,766 --> 00:16:18,060
- Gary, we should probably go.
- Yeah.

481
00:16:18,226 --> 00:16:19,312
No.
No, Gary, stay.

482
00:16:19,478 --> 00:16:21,772
Because Gary and I are
gonna watch some TV. Yep.

483
00:16:22,505 --> 00:16:24,449
And we're gonna ooh and aw
at all the twists and turns,

484
00:16:24,574 --> 00:16:26,611
and then we're gonna
laugh about it all night long.

485
00:16:26,777 --> 00:16:28,362
This is a sad scenario.

486
00:16:28,528 --> 00:16:30,156
Look... oh, perfect.
[Phone rings]

487
00:16:30,322 --> 00:16:32,490
Look who it is.
It's your little friend Ava.

488
00:16:32,615 --> 00:16:34,559
Maybe you guys want to be
out all night partying.

489
00:16:34,684 --> 00:16:36,244
Hey, Ava.
Oh, really?

490
00:16:36,369 --> 00:16:37,579
That really funny thing
I said earlier?

491
00:16:37,704 --> 00:16:38,789
[Imitates laughter]

492
00:16:38,955 --> 00:16:41,633
So, Fabiano,
what are we cooking today?

493
00:16:41,758 --> 00:16:44,335
Well, we'll be making fresh Focaccia

494
00:16:44,460 --> 00:16:47,438
with finely-shaved Capicola.

495
00:16:47,563 --> 00:16:50,008
- Ooh.
- Hey, hey, hey.

496
00:16:50,133 --> 00:16:53,804
Who wants to spice it up?

497
00:16:53,970 --> 00:16:55,389
How spicy?

498
00:16:55,555 --> 00:16:56,515
Whoo!

499
00:16:56,773 --> 00:17:00,728
Wow, ladies and gentlemen,
I bet you remember this face.

500
00:17:00,894 --> 00:17:02,688
What a surprise, miss Shayna Mund.

501
00:17:02,854 --> 00:17:03,981
Wow.

502
00:17:04,147 --> 00:17:05,323
Hey, who's in the mood

503
00:17:05,448 --> 00:17:08,986
for some fat-free banana pudding?

504
00:17:09,152 --> 00:17:10,945
Shayna, we've kind of moved on

505
00:17:11,070 --> 00:17:12,907
from fat-free banana pudding.

506
00:17:13,073 --> 00:17:14,899
Okay, well, I understand completely.

507
00:17:15,024 --> 00:17:16,334
You know, I just wanted to come by

508
00:17:16,459 --> 00:17:19,504
because, well, I miss this place,

509
00:17:19,629 --> 00:17:22,590
and, you know, if it wasn't
for this little lady right here,

510
00:17:22,715 --> 00:17:24,709
I'd still be living
in Dogpatch, Oklahoma

511
00:17:24,834 --> 00:17:26,003
with my rescue birds.

512
00:17:26,669 --> 00:17:28,422
- Shayna.
- Yeah. You rescued me.

513
00:17:29,088 --> 00:17:29,965
You did.

514
00:17:30,640 --> 00:17:32,383
You enabled me to spread my wings,

515
00:17:32,508 --> 00:17:35,119
and I just wanted
to say thank you, Ava.

516
00:17:35,244 --> 00:17:36,555
And thank you.

517
00:17:36,721 --> 00:17:38,723
You're welcome.

518
00:17:38,848 --> 00:17:41,352
Shayna Mund, everyone.

519
00:17:41,518 --> 00:17:42,395
Thank you.

520
00:17:42,561 --> 00:17:43,528
A toast.

521
00:17:43,653 --> 00:17:44,980
Ooh.
Now we're talking.

522
00:17:45,146 --> 00:17:46,648
That's very expensive.
It's for deglazing.

523
00:17:46,773 --> 00:17:47,733
Can it, Fonzie.

524
00:17:47,899 --> 00:17:50,361
Don't just grow.
Blossom.

525
00:17:50,527 --> 00:17:54,448
Oh.
Keep watching and growing.

526
00:17:54,614 --> 00:17:56,774
Hear, hear.

527
00:17:56,899 --> 00:17:57,775
Oh, that's good stuff.

528
00:17:57,900 --> 00:18:01,829
- Whoo.
- Yeah.

529
00:18:01,954 --> 00:18:04,333
- Hi.
- Hey.

530
00:18:04,499 --> 00:18:05,883
Brought you some banana pudding

531
00:18:06,008 --> 00:18:06,968
from the show earlier.

532
00:18:07,093 --> 00:18:07,969
Oh.

533
00:18:08,587 --> 00:18:09,754
You do watch my show, right?

534
00:18:09,879 --> 00:18:11,022
- <i>The Ava Show?</i>
- Mm-hmm.

535
00:18:11,147 --> 00:18:12,190
Yeah, the one with the...

536
00:18:12,315 --> 00:18:14,343
With all the women sitting around,

537
00:18:14,509 --> 00:18:15,860
getting into ladies' issues, and...

538
00:18:15,985 --> 00:18:19,348
Honey, I'm so sorry
that I lied about the dinner.

539
00:18:19,514 --> 00:18:21,434
Babe, I'm sorry that I lied about
watching that show with Laura.

540
00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:24,352
It's just, you know, you and I
watch our shows together,

541
00:18:24,477 --> 00:18:28,356
and, you know, and goof around
and have inside jokes,

542
00:18:28,481 --> 00:18:31,652
and I know it sounds
like little things, but...

543
00:18:31,818 --> 00:18:33,195
No.
No, they're not.

544
00:18:33,361 --> 00:18:35,156
I just... I need to know
that I'm your best friend.

545
00:18:35,322 --> 00:18:36,828
- You are, babe.
- Am I?

546
00:18:36,953 --> 00:18:38,549
- Of course.
- 'Cause I don't know anything

547
00:18:38,674 --> 00:18:42,246
about "veggie packs"
or "tooling around" or...

548
00:18:42,412 --> 00:18:43,471
I mean, I get it now,

549
00:18:43,596 --> 00:18:46,391
'cause, like,
mopeds are douchey, and...

550
00:18:46,666 --> 00:18:48,059
It's... it's hard.

551
00:18:48,184 --> 00:18:49,927
And, you know, we're just...
We're both so busy,

552
00:18:50,052 --> 00:18:51,662
but we have to keep working at it,

553
00:18:51,787 --> 00:18:54,031
and we need our things.

554
00:18:54,299 --> 00:18:56,761
Yeah.
You want to start another show?

555
00:18:56,927 --> 00:19:00,671
Or...
We could do new things.

556
00:19:00,796 --> 00:19:03,934
Mm.
What kind of new things?

557
00:19:04,100 --> 00:19:04,909
I don't know.

558
00:19:05,034 --> 00:19:06,611
Maybe we can toss
a football around, or...

559
00:19:06,736 --> 00:19:09,356
Oh. Oh. Okay.

560
00:19:09,789 --> 00:19:11,150
Oh, my God.
Were you thinking that we...

561
00:19:11,316 --> 00:19:13,084
- Yes. Yes.
- Mm-hmm.

562
00:19:13,209 --> 00:19:14,502
Oh, oh, sorry.

563
00:19:14,778 --> 00:19:17,448
This is why I never hooked up in high school.
I never saw the signals.

564
00:19:17,614 --> 00:19:18,356
Let's go have the sex.

565
00:19:18,481 --> 00:19:19,340
Oh, my gosh, yes.

566
00:19:19,465 --> 00:19:21,509
Totally.

567
00:19:21,785 --> 00:19:25,229
Your catching is not
your forte, but you're into it.

568
00:19:25,497 --> 00:19:26,931
Uh...

569
00:19:27,056 --> 00:19:28,833
And then throw.

570
00:19:28,958 --> 00:19:31,803
Pose, then release.

571
00:19:31,928 --> 00:19:34,105
God, you do throw so well for a girl.

572
00:19:34,381 --> 00:19:36,441
I am a girl.
What's your excuse?

573
00:19:36,716 --> 00:19:37,802
You want to see how a man throws?

574
00:19:37,968 --> 00:19:39,303
Yeah, I been waiting to see it.

575
00:19:39,469 --> 00:19:40,554
Great. Go deep.

576
00:19:40,720 --> 00:19:41,896
Go long.
I'm gonna throw you the ball.

577
00:19:42,021 --> 00:19:43,981
Okay.

578
00:19:44,106 --> 00:19:45,817
Keep going.
Babe, keep going.

579
00:19:46,101 --> 00:19:46,894
Okay.

580
00:19:47,060 --> 00:19:49,438
Deep.

581
00:19:49,604 --> 00:19:50,981
Deep deep.

582
00:19:51,147 --> 00:19:52,240
Everything you got.

583
00:19:52,524 --> 00:19:53,818
I'm gonna empty the tank on this one.

584
00:19:53,984 --> 00:19:57,112
This arm is crazy.
It's a Cannon.

585
00:19:57,278 --> 00:19:59,046
Yeah, I can't
throw it that far, so...

586
00:19:59,322 --> 00:20:02,117
Oh, man.

587
00:20:05,211 --> 00:20:08,222
Yo, chump, see you at home.

588
00:20:08,498 --> 00:20:10,374
Are those... those are keys?

589
00:20:10,499 --> 00:20:12,211
No.

590
00:20:14,796 --> 00:20:16,671
[Giggles]

591
00:20:16,796 --> 00:20:19,343
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592
00:20:23,829 --> 00:20:25,284
{pub}I just want you to know, Gary,

593
00:20:27,058 --> 00:20:29,850
um, no harm, no foul on my part.

594
00:20:30,441 --> 00:20:32,736
I hope I didn't make you
feel uncomfortable

595
00:20:32,861 --> 00:20:35,432
with the whole watching the show thing,
'cause it was just...

596
00:20:35,945 --> 00:20:37,882
Laura's a great... great gal,

597
00:20:39,057 --> 00:20:41,104
and I would never, you know...

598
00:20:41,229 --> 00:20:42,572
I mean, she's...

599
00:20:42,697 --> 00:20:43,940
Not never, sure, I mean,

600
00:20:44,065 --> 00:20:45,625
if it... last two people,

601
00:20:45,750 --> 00:20:47,621
she's... she's a good looking gal.

602
00:20:47,787 --> 00:20:49,195
And I'm not... she's not my cup of...

603
00:20:49,320 --> 00:20:51,114
Or she would...
She could be my cup of tea,

604
00:20:51,239 --> 00:20:52,449
and I'm not saying she is.

605
00:20:52,574 --> 00:20:54,461
And I'm saying that
you and I are a couple of...

606
00:20:54,627 --> 00:20:56,797
Probably shouldn't
talk about it anymore, really.

607
00:20:56,963 --> 00:20:57,964
You got it.

608
00:20:58,483 --> 00:21:01,248
Reach for the wine.
I hear that.

