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Hey.
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I'm so sorry I'm late.
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The DVD's already in,
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and I paused it from the
last time that we watched it.
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Just get your ass on the couch, okay?
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I need to be watching
Friday Night Lights right now.
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Are you kidding me?
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You don't think that I haven't
been obsessing me all day?
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You don't think that it's killing me
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that I don't know if they won
the state championship?
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- Now before I hit play...
- Mm-hmm.
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Does anybody have to go
to the bathroom?
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No. Wait a second.
No.
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- Mm.
- Even this music gets me.
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It's like being
back on the field, right?
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The smell of the grass
and the sweat in your helmet...
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Shh, shh, shh.
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I never played football.
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Shh, shh.
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- Shh, shh.
- Ba... babe.
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You just did sleepy jerk.
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- Mm-mm.
- Yeah, you did.
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- You just did sleepy jerk.
- No, I didn't.
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I just watched you
come out of a sleepy jerk.
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I didn't...
watching it together. I'm fine.
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- Just go.
- All right.
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Wait for me.
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Sync by Sp8ky and correction by Mlmlte
www.addic7ed.com
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Who's ready to be empowered
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through the ancient fighting art
of Taekwondo?
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Yoo-hoo!
Master Hu.
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Ah, that never gets old.
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- It does, though.
- But not really.
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Wow.
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He is an amazing teacher.
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This is gonna be a hell of a show.
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Yeah, I think so.
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We can do a whole series of it
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where we follow you
from belt to belt.
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I think it's gonna be great.
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Master Hu, what is the belt
that will allow me
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Ah... ha!
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Ah!
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- Oh, my God!
- Oh, no.
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She stole our show.
Again.
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Discipline, power, inspiration.
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Today on Shayna.
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Oh, barf.
Come on.
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I used to be sad,
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stuck inside a thick and heavy shell.
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I couldn't even get out
of my bedroom door.
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But now there's no door
I can't walk through.
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Welcome to my whole new world.
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I'm Shayna.
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Don't just grow, blossom.
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Ugh! That Shayna steals everything.
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I mean, that's basically
your catch phrase.
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Plus she's got
a better looking Sensei.
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No offense, master Hu.
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I mean, we pried her from
that trailer like a canned ham.
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We helped her lose that weight,
we put her on TV,
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and then how does she pay us back?
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By leaving us for her own
competing show.
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And not once... not once
did that woman say thank you.
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I'm sure this is a coincidence.
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Why do you have such a blind spot
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when it comes to her, Ava?
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Because she loves me.
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We used to do this
cooking segment, master Hu,
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and she'd yell, "spice it up,"
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and then I'd call back, "how spicy?"
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Ugh, it was like watching
Venus and Serena.
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Oh, no, no, no.
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I'm putting an end to this right now.
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We are gonna have a little sit-down
with miss Shayna Mund.
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This is all so stressful.
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Do you do massage?
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Did you hear Rowan's mom
by the swings?
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Oh, my God.
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I was trying to catch your eye.
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She's gonna get a moped
so she can "tool around."
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Tool around.
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First of all, who gets a moped, "a"?
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And "b," who says, "tool around"?
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Yeah.
"Hi, I'm tooling around."
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"Have you seen me tooling?"
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That's so what she would do.
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I love it when other moms are idiots.
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It makes me feel so much better.
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I know.
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Oh, you're watching
Friday Night Lights?
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Uh, yeah, well,
we've watched most of it.
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Just haven't got to the finale yet.
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Me neither.
Gary came home and sacked out.
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Reagan did the same thing.
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- He was snoring.
- She was twitching.
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And then her head fell back
and her mouth was agape,
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and I was like...
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No, I... I want to watch it so bad.
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I just...
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They don't have to know.
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Laura, we can't...
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It's in there right now, isn't it?
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Let's do it.
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Laura, don't.
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What if my finger
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accidentally brushed
against the button?
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You would just be
an innocent bystander.
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God, your finger is so close.
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Laura, I... I can't.
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- Be cool.
- Laura, I'm married.
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- Be cool.
- There's a trust. My daughter.
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Be cool.
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Marriage requires...
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- Oops.
- Maturity.
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Marriage requires...
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You are bad.
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But if this is wrong,
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I do not want to be right.
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Shh.
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Oh, there she is.
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Ava and the ray-gun.
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Oh, my goodness.
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Get over here.
Put it in here right now.
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Get it in.
Get it in. Get it in.
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Bring it in.
Oh... oh my goodness.
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Oh, I miss those little booties.
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Oh, I love you girls.
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I love you too.
We've missed you so much.
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- Keep it under control.
- You know what?
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I ordered us
a bottle of whispering angel.
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- No.
- Just like old times.
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Oh, I've been so meaning
to get together with you girls,
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but as you know it is just crazy busy
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when you have your own talk show.
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It's just gnarly.
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Ava and Shayna together.
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I knew you two were friends.
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I used to watch you on Ava's show.
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Now you have your own show,
and I don't know who to watch.
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Oh, isn't that funny how that works?
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When you offer someone
an amazing contract extension,
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and then they stab you in the back
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by stealing your Sensei idea?
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It's amazing.
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Who is this mean lady?
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Anyway, I just want you two to know
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that you a true inspiration.
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Oh, thank you.
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You are my inspiration.
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Keep on watching and growing.
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Don't just grow, blossom.
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Oh, Reagan, I am sensing
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that y'all are a little steamed
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over the karate show?
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But I can assure you,
it was a total coincidence.
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- Uh-huh.
- Here's what happened.
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We were supposed to do a reunion show
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with all of the karate kids,
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and then at the last second
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Jaden Smith fell through.
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What was I supposed to do?
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Oh, the pinkett-smiths
are so elusive.
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My take, they're trying
to make too many people happy.
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Listen, as a peace offering
for our little Sensei screw up,
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could I please take you
to dinner tonight at Gjelina?
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You can get into Gjelina?
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Chris and I have been trying
to get in there for months.
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I can get us in.
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- Shut up.
- I wanna go right now.
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Well, I spoke to the chef,
Claudine, and she told me
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that she was gonna surprise us
with something...
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Special?
Don't say, "special."
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Oh, my God, if you say, "special,"
I'm gonna My pants.
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Okay, I guess I should call Chris.
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- Here we go.
- "Hi, mom? Can I please..."
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- Oh...
- Hi, honey. How are you?
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How's Amy?
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"I'm your legal property, Chris."
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"Please, let's make
another baby tonight."
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I'm gonna hold your little buttocks
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like two little peaches in my hands.
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Stop it!
Um, listen, I, um...
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I, uh... I won't be home till later,
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because I have to go to
a stupid work dinner with Ava,
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and she's making me,
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and I'll... I'll get fired
if I don't go.
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Okay, love you.
Miss you. Bye.
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Jerks. Come on.
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All right, why is there
no booze in my belly?
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Hi.
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- Hey, babe.
- Hey.
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Guess what.
I did it.
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Huh?
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I finally ordered
the p90x workout system.
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Oh.
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Yeah, I'm gonna shock my metabolism
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using, like, muscle confusion and...
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Couple weeks I'm gonna shave down,
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get so yoked and gross.
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Ooh. Wonderful.
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How was your dinner?
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Oh, you know, work,
just blah, blah, blah, whatever.
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But I brought you this.
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- Oh, thanks.
- Mm-hmm.
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Mm.
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God, you must be so exhausted.
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- Let's get you to bed, huh?
- Oh, are you kidding me?
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I just had four cups of coffee
and a box of nerds.
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I am so ready to watch
Friday Night Lights.
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Let's do this.
Yeah.
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Well, we don't... we don't need to.
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Yes, we do, honey.
You've been dying to see it,
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and you've been waiting for me.
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Come on.
It's our thing. Let's go.
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Okay.
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Wait, those two are doing it?
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That's crazy.
I didn't know that.
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Shh, shh, shh.
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I know, I'm just... so surprising.
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Shh.
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Oh, yeah, I got it.
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Wait, don't... don't we
want me to pause it for you?
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Yes, no, definitely.
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I don't want to miss a second of it.
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- I'm just gonna...
- Okay.
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Hello.
Hey, Laura.
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Uh, yeah, tomorrow, uh...
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Uh, my joint, 2:15.
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Uh-huh.
I got Mr. balloon.
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Amy and I are gonna
make some cookies.
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I... I hope that Susan,
yeah, I hope she tools over too.
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I don't know.
Who does she look like?
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You know what?
Let me, um...
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Let's...
We'll talk about it tomorrow.
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I'll have it by then.
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Or unless you get it, call me.
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Bye.
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- Who was that?
- Sorry, it was just Laura.
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She's one of the...
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One of the, uh, the play...
Playgroup moms.
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Oh, cool.
Look at how it paused.
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Coach Taylor looks like
a beaver, doesn't he?
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Like...
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It's, like, the only time
that dude hasn't looked hot.
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Yes, yes, yes.
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One second.
One second, babe.
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Imagine the odds of me pausing it...
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- Sorry.
- On that frame.
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I got it.
Hey. No, I got it.
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It's, uh, Jimmy Smits.
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Yes, Jimmy... no, from Cane.
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Yeah. Yeah, Victor Sifuentes
is tooling around.
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Right?
That would have been the best.
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He was laughing on the phone
with another woman?
258
00:09:09,181 --> 00:09:11,250
Yes.
With Laura.
259
00:09:11,375 --> 00:09:13,102
Ooh, Laura.
That is not good.
260
00:09:13,268 --> 00:09:14,891
- Why?
- Because all Lauras are hot.
261
00:09:15,016 --> 00:09:17,289
Laura Linney. Laura Dern.
Luke and Laura.
262
00:09:17,414 --> 00:09:18,316
Laura bush.
263
00:09:18,482 --> 00:09:19,734
He was just talking with her.
264
00:09:19,900 --> 00:09:21,986
Talking? Believe me,
you'd rather them be boning.
265
00:09:22,152 --> 00:09:23,563
God, I hate it
when you say, "boning."
266
00:09:23,688 --> 00:09:25,932
The point is
emotional cheating is the worst.
267
00:09:26,057 --> 00:09:28,634
I did a whole show on it with
Mr. and Mrs. Kelsey Grammers.
268
00:09:28,759 --> 00:09:30,286
So where is Chris right now?
269
00:09:30,452 --> 00:09:32,580
At the house with Laura.
270
00:09:32,746 --> 00:09:33,664
Mm-hmm.
271
00:09:33,830 --> 00:09:36,209
He started a playgroup, okay?
272
00:09:36,375 --> 00:09:38,210
All the kids do all these
little activities?
273
00:09:38,335 --> 00:09:39,745
What are these activities?
274
00:09:39,870 --> 00:09:43,382
Lingering glances, one hand
brushes up against another,
275
00:09:43,548 --> 00:09:46,260
coy laughter at inside jokes?
276
00:09:46,426 --> 00:09:49,522
He got a balloon guy, okay?
277
00:09:49,647 --> 00:09:51,015
The balloon man.
278
00:09:51,181 --> 00:09:52,558
The balloon man?
279
00:09:52,724 --> 00:09:53,935
- Those are cute.
- Mm-hmm.
280
00:09:54,101 --> 00:09:55,686
That is an inside joke
waiting to happen.
281
00:09:55,811 --> 00:09:58,231
You need to face the fact
that Chris is a gorgeous man
282
00:09:58,397 --> 00:10:02,101
surrounded by lonely,
desperate mom people.
283
00:10:02,226 --> 00:10:03,436
And if you say that you don't want
284
00:10:03,561 --> 00:10:05,279
to go down there and check it out,
you're lying.
285
00:10:05,846 --> 00:10:08,157
You, my lady friend, are way off.
286
00:10:08,323 --> 00:10:10,952
Okay.
There it is.
287
00:10:13,070 --> 00:10:14,956
There you go.
All right.
288
00:10:15,122 --> 00:10:15,998
Huh.
289
00:10:16,164 --> 00:10:17,708
She loves it.
290
00:10:17,874 --> 00:10:19,293
Oh, I got you there.
291
00:10:22,179 --> 00:10:23,039
Hi.
292
00:10:23,164 --> 00:10:25,148
Hi.
293
00:10:25,716 --> 00:10:26,801
I'm Reagan.
294
00:10:26,967 --> 00:10:28,010
I'm Chris' wife of seven years.
295
00:10:28,176 --> 00:10:29,136
It's so nice to meet you.
296
00:10:29,302 --> 00:10:31,030
Listen, I... I just wanted to say
297
00:10:31,155 --> 00:10:33,099
how happy I am that you
and Chris are friends.
298
00:10:33,265 --> 00:10:36,886
I mean, really, really,
you feel free to call him
299
00:10:37,011 --> 00:10:40,064
or text him or lunch date or spoon,
300
00:10:40,230 --> 00:10:41,649
get comfortable, whatever you want,
301
00:10:41,815 --> 00:10:42,591
because I'm cool with it.
302
00:10:42,716 --> 00:10:44,443
I'm so super down...
303
00:10:44,609 --> 00:10:45,611
With whatever.
304
00:10:45,777 --> 00:10:46,988
Seriously.
So...
305
00:10:47,638 --> 00:10:49,323
- Hey.
- Hi.
306
00:10:49,489 --> 00:10:50,866
Hey, look, mama's here.
307
00:10:51,032 --> 00:10:51,951
- Hi.
- Hi.
308
00:10:52,117 --> 00:10:54,420
Hi.
Hi, baby.
309
00:10:54,545 --> 00:10:56,022
And little baby boy.
Hey.
310
00:10:56,147 --> 00:10:57,056
Hi.
Oh, hey.
311
00:10:57,181 --> 00:10:59,584
Hey.
312
00:10:59,750 --> 00:11:02,420
Hi.
Honey, great news.
313
00:11:02,586 --> 00:11:03,963
Guess who's getting
along really well.
314
00:11:04,129 --> 00:11:05,131
Me and Laura.
315
00:11:05,297 --> 00:11:07,800
- Oh.
- Uh, wait. I'm Charlotte.
316
00:11:07,966 --> 00:11:10,052
Yeah, no, babe,
this is Laura right here.
317
00:11:10,218 --> 00:11:11,003
Hi.
318
00:11:11,128 --> 00:11:12,938
Oh. You're Laura.
319
00:11:13,063 --> 00:11:15,558
- Yeah.
- Oh, my God.
320
00:11:15,724 --> 00:11:16,934
Thank God.
Oh, thank God.
321
00:11:17,100 --> 00:11:18,294
I thought that that was...
322
00:11:18,419 --> 00:11:21,439
I mean, it doesn't matter.
Oh, God, it's so nice to meet...
323
00:11:21,605 --> 00:11:22,632
Hi.
It's so nice to meet you.
324
00:11:22,757 --> 00:11:24,400
Hi.
Good to meet you too.
325
00:11:24,566 --> 00:11:25,735
We should go out sometime.
326
00:11:25,901 --> 00:11:26,769
Definitely.
327
00:11:26,894 --> 00:11:28,421
I mean, Chris and me
and you and your...
328
00:11:28,546 --> 00:11:30,156
And your significant other.
329
00:11:30,322 --> 00:11:31,532
I mean, I don't want
to assume anything.
330
00:11:31,816 --> 00:11:33,159
How about a barbecue tonight?
331
00:11:33,325 --> 00:11:34,243
- Is that crazy?
- That's a great idea, honey.
332
00:11:34,409 --> 00:11:35,536
Sounds like fun.
I'm free.
333
00:11:35,702 --> 00:11:36,537
You're not invited.
334
00:11:36,703 --> 00:11:39,298
So, I mean, I know it's
kind of late notice right now,
335
00:11:39,423 --> 00:11:40,541
but we would be so happy to have you.
336
00:11:40,707 --> 00:11:41,709
Oh, no, I would love it.
337
00:11:41,875 --> 00:11:42,918
You know what we're gonna serve.
338
00:11:43,084 --> 00:11:45,338
Do not say, "veggie pouch,"
'cause I will punch you.
339
00:11:46,413 --> 00:11:47,823
Veggie pouch.
340
00:11:47,948 --> 00:11:50,543
That's funny, 'cause it's...
341
00:11:50,668 --> 00:11:52,202
It's vegetables.
342
00:11:54,839 --> 00:11:56,432
Shayna did it again!
343
00:11:56,598 --> 00:11:58,801
She copied today's show idea.
344
00:11:58,926 --> 00:12:01,020
There's a Latin band and dancers.
345
00:12:01,186 --> 00:12:04,023
She stole our whole salsa show.
346
00:12:04,189 --> 00:12:05,066
What?
347
00:12:05,232 --> 00:12:07,443
Shayna "shole" our "stalsa"...
348
00:12:07,609 --> 00:12:09,512
Uh, Shayna "shole" our "stalsa" sh...
349
00:12:09,637 --> 00:12:12,239
Shayna "shold" sta...
350
00:12:12,405 --> 00:12:13,616
Ugh!
351
00:12:16,910 --> 00:12:17,703
Hey.
352
00:12:19,029 --> 00:12:20,456
She screwed us, Reagan.
She did it again.
353
00:12:20,622 --> 00:12:22,458
How did she know
what show we were doing?
354
00:12:22,624 --> 00:12:23,442
I don't understand.
355
00:12:23,567 --> 00:12:24,744
Well, when you were in the bathroom
356
00:12:24,869 --> 00:12:25,795
I told her everything we were doing.
357
00:12:25,961 --> 00:12:27,254
I was gone for two minutes.
358
00:12:27,420 --> 00:12:28,981
Well, she was asking
penetrating questions
359
00:12:29,106 --> 00:12:30,449
in a disarming, non-invasive way.
360
00:12:30,574 --> 00:12:31,634
She's really good.
361
00:12:32,176 --> 00:12:33,469
She learned it from me.
362
00:12:33,635 --> 00:12:35,888
Plus I was half in the bag
from that whispering angel.
363
00:12:36,054 --> 00:12:37,848
She fooled me too.
364
00:12:38,014 --> 00:12:40,392
Look at us.
We were so good together.
365
00:12:40,517 --> 00:12:42,228
I was with her every step of the way.
366
00:12:42,394 --> 00:12:43,771
I took her from a tadpole to a swan.
367
00:12:43,937 --> 00:12:44,964
Yeah, that's not...
That doesn't happen.
368
00:12:45,089 --> 00:12:46,440
And then she left me.
369
00:12:46,606 --> 00:12:48,601
You know, I know it's not
politically correct to say this,
370
00:12:48,726 --> 00:12:51,303
but I thought she was nicer
when she had biscuit legs.
371
00:12:51,428 --> 00:12:53,239
You know what?
372
00:12:53,405 --> 00:12:55,524
We have not done one cooking segment
373
00:12:55,649 --> 00:12:56,867
since Shayna left our show.
374
00:12:57,033 --> 00:12:59,328
Yeah, I think it's about time
we did a new one.
375
00:12:59,494 --> 00:13:01,680
We just need to do our thing.
376
00:13:01,805 --> 00:13:03,165
We are moving on.
377
00:13:03,331 --> 00:13:04,208
Yes, we are.
378
00:13:04,374 --> 00:13:06,043
Excuse me for one second.
379
00:13:11,482 --> 00:13:13,968
Oh.
Hey, Reagan.
380
00:13:14,134 --> 00:13:16,912
Uh-oh. Is this about that salsa show?
381
00:13:17,037 --> 00:13:20,224
Gosh, I just do not know
how this keeps happening.
382
00:13:20,390 --> 00:13:22,301
What is wrong with you, Shayna?
383
00:13:22,426 --> 00:13:24,603
We have done so much for you,
and this is how you treat us?
384
00:13:24,769 --> 00:13:26,589
You know how you sound
to me right now?
385
00:13:26,714 --> 00:13:29,442
Bossy, bossy, bossy,
blah, blah, blah, jealous.
386
00:13:29,608 --> 00:13:31,177
Well, you know how you sound
to me right now?
387
00:13:31,302 --> 00:13:32,561
Thief, backstabber, backstabber,
388
00:13:32,686 --> 00:13:34,155
lipo, lipo, lipo, lipo, bumpkin.
389
00:13:34,321 --> 00:13:35,347
That's cute.
390
00:13:35,472 --> 00:13:37,817
Okay, so you forklifted me
off of my Murphy bed
391
00:13:37,942 --> 00:13:38,884
three years ago.
392
00:13:39,009 --> 00:13:40,661
When do I get to stop thanking you?
393
00:13:40,827 --> 00:13:43,122
When you stop stealing from us.
394
00:13:43,288 --> 00:13:44,623
I get it.
You're jealous.
395
00:13:44,789 --> 00:13:45,724
- Oh...
- I mean, look at me.
396
00:13:45,849 --> 00:13:47,593
- Brother.
- I'm hot as hell, right?
397
00:13:47,718 --> 00:13:49,461
I'm thin, my ass is high and tight,
398
00:13:49,586 --> 00:13:51,664
and I am in control.
399
00:13:51,789 --> 00:13:52,731
You know what?
400
00:13:52,856 --> 00:13:54,733
I spent too many years being a loser,
401
00:13:54,858 --> 00:13:57,052
and now I am in it to win it.
402
00:13:57,218 --> 00:13:58,237
I mean, it's a tough business.
403
00:13:58,362 --> 00:13:59,405
We all know that.
404
00:13:59,530 --> 00:14:01,265
But Ava thought of you
as a friend, Shayna,
405
00:14:01,431 --> 00:14:02,933
someone that she really cared about.
406
00:14:03,099 --> 00:14:04,518
And you broke her heart.
407
00:14:09,808 --> 00:14:11,478
Laura, do you want anymore guacamole?
408
00:14:11,644 --> 00:14:14,147
Oh, I could live
on guacamole.
409
00:14:14,313 --> 00:14:15,023
I know.
410
00:14:17,566 --> 00:14:18,692
Sorry, it's just this stupid thing
411
00:14:18,817 --> 00:14:19,960
that Mossen's mom's always saying.
412
00:14:20,085 --> 00:14:21,128
Oh, Mossen's mom can suck it.
413
00:14:21,253 --> 00:14:22,530
God.
414
00:14:22,696 --> 00:14:24,949
Oh.
Oh, my God.
415
00:14:25,115 --> 00:14:26,451
Honey, remember the other day
416
00:14:26,617 --> 00:14:28,635
when I... I took a sip of that coffee
417
00:14:28,760 --> 00:14:30,538
and the sharpie got on my nose
418
00:14:30,704 --> 00:14:33,333
and it totally looked like a...
You know? Remember?
419
00:14:33,499 --> 00:14:34,307
Remember?
420
00:14:34,432 --> 00:14:36,510
- No.
- You do.
421
00:14:36,635 --> 00:14:37,670
You do.
422
00:14:37,836 --> 00:14:41,132
Because, remember,
we were at star... bucks.
423
00:14:41,298 --> 00:14:42,550
Starbucks.
424
00:14:42,716 --> 00:14:43,843
Oh, right, yes.
425
00:14:44,009 --> 00:14:46,513
We're always finishing
each other's sentences.
426
00:14:47,112 --> 00:14:49,057
- Babe, are you, um...
- Okay? Yeah.
427
00:14:49,223 --> 00:14:51,809
- Well, you just seem, like, a little...
- Weird? See?
428
00:14:51,975 --> 00:14:53,603
It's just like...
429
00:14:53,769 --> 00:14:55,395
- We should probably go.
- Yeah.
430
00:14:55,520 --> 00:14:56,930
We've got to give the sitter a ride,
431
00:14:57,055 --> 00:14:59,359
and we're about to start The Wire,
'cause we finished Friday Night Lights.
432
00:14:59,729 --> 00:15:01,528
How much do you love that show?
433
00:15:01,694 --> 00:15:03,112
- Oh, my God.
- I'm so sad it's over.
434
00:15:03,278 --> 00:15:04,697
Last night when I watched the finale,
435
00:15:04,863 --> 00:15:06,991
I'm telling you,
I cried more at that finale
436
00:15:07,157 --> 00:15:08,201
than I did at our wedding day.
437
00:15:08,367 --> 00:15:09,369
Oh, good.
You got to see the finale.
438
00:15:09,801 --> 00:15:11,704
I'm so glad, because when
Chris and I were watching it,
439
00:15:11,870 --> 00:15:15,172
it was like... wow.
440
00:15:15,624 --> 00:15:16,876
- What?
- What?
441
00:15:17,042 --> 00:15:17,877
- That's a funny...
- Wait a minute.
442
00:15:18,043 --> 00:15:21,256
Chris and I, we watched it
together last night.
443
00:15:21,422 --> 00:15:22,257
You had already seen it?
444
00:15:22,423 --> 00:15:23,508
Had I already seen it?
445
00:15:23,674 --> 00:15:26,359
Oh, um...
446
00:15:26,484 --> 00:15:28,471
Uh, boy, I don't even
remember the time.
447
00:15:28,637 --> 00:15:30,473
I guess I... if I go back...
448
00:15:30,639 --> 00:15:34,401
I watched it earlier in the day
with my friend Laura,
449
00:15:34,526 --> 00:15:39,272
and then I guess
I re-enjoyed it with you, yeah.
450
00:15:41,567 --> 00:15:43,069
this is awkward.
451
00:15:43,235 --> 00:15:44,404
It's my fault.
I made him watch it.
452
00:15:44,570 --> 00:15:46,114
No, it's okay.
It's really okay.
453
00:15:46,280 --> 00:15:47,814
He just watched our show
with somebody else
454
00:15:47,939 --> 00:15:49,409
and then completely faked it with me.
455
00:15:49,575 --> 00:15:50,784
You've been coming home
late every night,
456
00:15:50,909 --> 00:15:52,686
and then you're falling asleep
in the first five minutes.
457
00:15:52,811 --> 00:15:55,188
- How important could it be?
- Important enough for me to leave
458
00:15:55,313 --> 00:15:58,191
an impossibly amazing dinner
with Ava at Gjelina
459
00:15:58,316 --> 00:16:00,352
so that I could rush home
to watch it with you.
460
00:16:00,477 --> 00:16:01,995
Okay, fine.
461
00:16:02,120 --> 00:16:03,463
Wait a second.
What?
462
00:16:03,588 --> 00:16:06,175
You said that you were
at this boring work thing,
463
00:16:06,341 --> 00:16:08,595
and that Ava was making you stay.
464
00:16:08,761 --> 00:16:10,036
You lied to me?
465
00:16:10,161 --> 00:16:12,640
I lied? I lied?
You lied. You lied.
466
00:16:12,806 --> 00:16:15,059
And I brought you
a really good piece of steak.
467
00:16:15,225 --> 00:16:16,643
Yeah, well, I didn't want
your meat swan.
468
00:16:16,768 --> 00:16:18,062
- Gary, we should probably go.
- Yeah.
469
00:16:18,228 --> 00:16:19,314
No.
No, Gary, stay.
470
00:16:19,480 --> 00:16:21,774
Because Gary and I are
gonna watch some TV. Yep.
471
00:16:22,507 --> 00:16:24,451
And we're gonna ooh and aw
at all the twists and turns,
472
00:16:24,576 --> 00:16:26,613
and then we're gonna
laugh about it all night long.
473
00:16:26,779 --> 00:16:28,364
This is a sad scenario.
474
00:16:28,530 --> 00:16:30,158
Look... oh, perfect.
475
00:16:30,324 --> 00:16:32,492
Look who it is.
It's your little friend Ava.
476
00:16:32,617 --> 00:16:34,561
Maybe you guys want to be
out all night partying.
477
00:16:34,686 --> 00:16:36,246
Hey, Ava.
Oh, really?
478
00:16:36,371 --> 00:16:37,581
That really funny thing
I said earlier?
479
00:16:38,957 --> 00:16:41,635
So, Fabiano,
what are we cooking today?
480
00:16:41,760 --> 00:16:44,337
Well, we'll be making fresh Focaccia
481
00:16:44,462 --> 00:16:47,440
with finely-shaved Capicola.
482
00:16:47,565 --> 00:16:50,010
- Ooh.
- Hey, hey, hey.
483
00:16:50,135 --> 00:16:53,806
Who wants to spice it up?
484
00:16:53,972 --> 00:16:55,391
How spicy?
485
00:16:55,557 --> 00:16:56,517
Whoo!
486
00:16:56,775 --> 00:17:00,730
Wow, ladies and gentlemen,
I bet you remember this face.
487
00:17:00,896 --> 00:17:02,690
What a surprise, miss Shayna Mund.
488
00:17:02,856 --> 00:17:03,983
Wow.
489
00:17:04,149 --> 00:17:05,325
Hey, who's in the mood
490
00:17:05,450 --> 00:17:08,988
for some fat-free banana pudding?
491
00:17:09,154 --> 00:17:10,947
Shayna, we've kind of moved on
492
00:17:11,072 --> 00:17:12,909
from fat-free banana pudding.
493
00:17:13,075 --> 00:17:14,901
Okay, well, I understand completely.
494
00:17:15,026 --> 00:17:16,336
You know, I just wanted to come by
495
00:17:16,461 --> 00:17:19,506
because, well, I miss this place,
496
00:17:19,631 --> 00:17:22,592
and, you know, if it wasn't
for this little lady right here,
497
00:17:22,717 --> 00:17:24,711
I'd still be living
in Dogpatch, Oklahoma
498
00:17:24,836 --> 00:17:26,005
with my rescue birds.
499
00:17:26,671 --> 00:17:28,424
- Shayna.
- Yeah. You rescued me.
500
00:17:29,090 --> 00:17:29,967
You did.
501
00:17:30,642 --> 00:17:32,385
You enabled me to spread my wings,
502
00:17:32,510 --> 00:17:35,121
and I just wanted
to say thank you, Ava.
503
00:17:35,246 --> 00:17:36,557
And thank you.
504
00:17:36,723 --> 00:17:38,725
You're welcome.
505
00:17:38,850 --> 00:17:41,354
Shayna Mund, everyone.
506
00:17:41,520 --> 00:17:42,397
Thank you.
507
00:17:42,563 --> 00:17:43,530
A toast.
508
00:17:43,655 --> 00:17:44,982
Ooh.
Now we're talking.
509
00:17:45,148 --> 00:17:46,650
That's very expensive.
It's for deglazing.
510
00:17:46,775 --> 00:17:47,735
Can it, Fonzie.
511
00:17:47,901 --> 00:17:50,363
Don't just grow.
Blossom.
512
00:17:50,529 --> 00:17:54,450
Oh.
Keep watching and growing.
513
00:17:54,616 --> 00:17:56,776
Hear, hear.
514
00:17:56,901 --> 00:17:57,777
Oh, that's good stuff.
515
00:17:57,902 --> 00:18:01,831
- Whoo.
- Yeah.
516
00:18:01,956 --> 00:18:04,335
- Hi.
- Hey.
517
00:18:04,501 --> 00:18:05,885
Brought you some banana pudding
518
00:18:06,010 --> 00:18:06,970
from the show earlier.
519
00:18:07,095 --> 00:18:07,971
Oh.
520
00:18:08,589 --> 00:18:09,756
You do watch my show, right?
521
00:18:09,881 --> 00:18:11,024
- The Ava Show?
- Mm-hmm.
522
00:18:11,149 --> 00:18:12,192
Yeah, the one with the...
523
00:18:12,317 --> 00:18:14,345
With all the women sitting around,
524
00:18:14,511 --> 00:18:15,862
getting into ladies' issues, and...
525
00:18:15,987 --> 00:18:19,350
Honey, I'm so sorry
that I lied about the dinner.
526
00:18:19,516 --> 00:18:21,436
Babe, I'm sorry that I lied about
watching that show with Laura.
527
00:18:21,602 --> 00:18:24,354
It's just, you know, you and I
watch our shows together,
528
00:18:24,479 --> 00:18:28,358
and, you know, and goof around
and have inside jokes,
529
00:18:28,483 --> 00:18:31,654
and I know it sounds
like little things, but...
530
00:18:31,820 --> 00:18:33,197
No.
No, they're not.
531
00:18:33,363 --> 00:18:35,158
I just... I need to know
that I'm your best friend.
532
00:18:35,324 --> 00:18:36,830
- You are, babe.
- Am I?
533
00:18:36,955 --> 00:18:38,551
- Of course.
- 'Cause I don't know anything
534
00:18:38,676 --> 00:18:42,248
about "veggie packs"
or "tooling around" or...
535
00:18:42,414 --> 00:18:43,473
I mean, I get it now,
536
00:18:43,598 --> 00:18:46,393
'cause, like,
mopeds are douchey, and...
537
00:18:46,668 --> 00:18:48,061
It's... it's hard.
538
00:18:48,186 --> 00:18:49,929
And, you know, we're just...
We're both so busy,
539
00:18:50,054 --> 00:18:51,664
but we have to keep working at it,
540
00:18:51,789 --> 00:18:54,033
and we need our things.
541
00:18:54,301 --> 00:18:56,763
Yeah.
You want to start another show?
542
00:18:56,929 --> 00:19:00,673
Or...
We could do new things.
543
00:19:00,798 --> 00:19:03,936
Mm.
What kind of new things?
544
00:19:04,102 --> 00:19:04,911
I don't know.
545
00:19:05,036 --> 00:19:06,613
Maybe we can toss
a football around, or...
546
00:19:06,738 --> 00:19:09,358
Oh. Oh. Okay.
547
00:19:09,791 --> 00:19:11,152
Oh, my God.
Were you thinking that we...
548
00:19:11,318 --> 00:19:13,086
- Yes. Yes.
- Mm-hmm.
549
00:19:13,211 --> 00:19:14,504
Oh, oh, sorry.
550
00:19:14,780 --> 00:19:17,450
This is why I never hooked up in high school.
I never saw the signals.
551
00:19:17,616 --> 00:19:18,358
Let's go have the sex.
552
00:19:18,483 --> 00:19:19,342
Oh, my gosh, yes.
553
00:19:19,467 --> 00:19:21,511
Totally.
554
00:19:21,787 --> 00:19:25,231
Your catching is not
your forte, but you're into it.
555
00:19:25,499 --> 00:19:26,933
Uh...
556
00:19:27,058 --> 00:19:28,835
And then throw.
557
00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:31,805
Pose, then release.
558
00:19:31,930 --> 00:19:34,107
God, you do throw so well for a girl.
559
00:19:34,383 --> 00:19:36,443
I am a girl.
What's your excuse?
560
00:19:36,718 --> 00:19:37,804
You want to see how a man throws?
561
00:19:37,970 --> 00:19:39,305
Yeah, I been waiting to see it.
562
00:19:39,471 --> 00:19:40,556
Great. Go deep.
563
00:19:40,722 --> 00:19:41,898
Go long.
I'm gonna throw you the ball.
564
00:19:42,023 --> 00:19:43,983
Okay.
565
00:19:44,108 --> 00:19:45,819
Keep going.
Babe, keep going.
566
00:19:46,103 --> 00:19:46,896
Okay.
567
00:19:47,062 --> 00:19:49,440
Deep.
568
00:19:49,606 --> 00:19:50,983
Deep deep.
569
00:19:51,149 --> 00:19:52,242
Everything you got.
570
00:19:52,526 --> 00:19:53,820
I'm gonna empty the tank on this one.
571
00:19:53,986 --> 00:19:57,114
This arm is crazy.
It's a Cannon.
572
00:19:57,280 --> 00:19:59,048
Yeah, I can't
throw it that far, so...
573
00:19:59,324 --> 00:20:02,119
Oh, man.
574
00:20:05,213 --> 00:20:08,224
Yo, chump, see you at home.
575
00:20:08,500 --> 00:20:10,376
Are those... those are keys?
576
00:20:10,501 --> 00:20:12,213
No.
577
00:20:16,798 --> 00:20:19,345
Sync by Sp8ky and correction by Mlmlte
www.addic7ed.com
578
00:20:23,528 --> 00:20:24,983
I just want you to know, Gary,
579
00:20:26,757 --> 00:20:29,549
um, no harm, no foul on my part.
580
00:20:30,140 --> 00:20:32,435
I hope I didn't make you
feel uncomfortable
581
00:20:32,560 --> 00:20:35,131
with the whole watching the show thing,
'cause it was just...
582
00:20:35,644 --> 00:20:37,581
Laura's a great... great gal,
583
00:20:38,756 --> 00:20:40,803
and I would never, you know...
584
00:20:40,928 --> 00:20:42,271
I mean, she's...
585
00:20:42,396 --> 00:20:43,639
Not never, sure, I mean,
586
00:20:43,764 --> 00:20:45,324
if it... last two people,
587
00:20:45,449 --> 00:20:47,320
she's... she's a good looking gal.
588
00:20:47,486 --> 00:20:48,894
And I'm not... she's not my cup of...
589
00:20:49,019 --> 00:20:50,813
Or she would...
She could be my cup of tea,
590
00:20:50,938 --> 00:20:52,148
and I'm not saying she is.
591
00:20:52,273 --> 00:20:54,160
And I'm saying that
you and I are a couple of...
592
00:20:54,326 --> 00:20:56,496
Probably shouldn't
talk about it anymore, really.
593
00:20:56,662 --> 00:20:57,663
You got it.
594
00:20:58,182 --> 00:21:00,947
Reach for the wine.
I hear that.