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Previously on...
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Susan tracked down the wife
of the man she helped bury
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and tried to make things right.
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I think you added an extra zero.
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I wanna do something to help.
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Lynette adjusted to life without Tom.
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Lots of things like this
are going to happen.
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I have to be able to fix them.
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Mike stopped Ben from making a mistake...
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- Are you crazy?
- Who is this guy?
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Sorry, pal,
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the deal's off.
He's not taking your money.
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Then told him something
he didn't know about Renee.
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If she divorced a cricket player,
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I might recognize the name.
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If she divorced a cricket player,
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she wouldn't have gotten $12 million.
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And Bree's falling out with her friends
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led to some dangerous behavior.
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Can I buy you another drink?
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You can buy me breakfast.
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Bree Van de Kamp had always
enjoyed a sterling reputation.
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She was known for being kind to strangers
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and for greeting them with a warm welcome.
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She made sure every guest felt comfortable
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and that no part of her
home was off-limits.
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She never had the heart
to turn anyone away,
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because no matter how many
guests she was hosting
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or how late she was entertaining,
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her generosity knew no bounds.
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That was amazing.
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It was nice.
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And unexpected.
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An hour ago, when I offered
to buy you that glass of wine,
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I didn't know what a good
investment it would be.
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I don't waste any time...
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when I see something I like.
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Decisive.
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And sexy. You may be the perfect woman.
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Get out.
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What?
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Yeah, and my neighbor, Karen McClusky,
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starts her day at 5:00
with a pot of coffee
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and a seat near her front window.
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This is my only chance
to get you out of here
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without her noticing.
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Who cares if she notices?
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I do. I have a certain
reputation on this street,
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and I don't want to become
the subject of idle gossip.
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Now come on.
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Well, uh... thanks again.
This-this was terrific.
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Ah, yes, here are your pants.
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Thanks. Uh, really love to see you again.
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Aw, that's sweet.
Don't forget your jacket.
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It's quite chilly out tonight.
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I'm serious. Let's do this again.
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How about Friday?
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Oh, I'm afraid I'm busy.
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Thursday or Wednesday?
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Can I at least get your phone number
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or your last name?
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You seem like a good person,
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so I'm gonna be honest.
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I have no interest in having
a relationship with you.
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Why not?
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Because I am past the point in my life
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where I hope every date will flower
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into a meaningful relationship.
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I have had husbands and boyfriends,
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and they've brought me nothing
but heartbreak and pain.
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So now all I want is a body
in my bed at night, briefly.
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So that's it?
You're just gonna kick me out?
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I am so sorry. Where are my manners?
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Yes, Bree had always enjoyed
a sterling reputation...
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It was lovely having sex with you.
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Have a wonderful day.
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And she saw no reason that should change.
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In the life of every housewife,
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there comes a time for renovation...
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when an eager child learns a new skill...
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when a romantic evening
becomes an unsightly mess...
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or when a dinner party
comes to an unexpected end.
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But sometimes the only thing
that needs to be removed...
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is a memory.
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So basically I want a whole new look...
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new furniture, new paint, you name it.
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So we can get rid of everything,
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including the Virgin Mary and her kid?
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Ah. No, no, no, no.
My faith is very important to me.
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Name three apostles.
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Okay, fine. Move it to the guest room.
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Hey, can you guys get this
all done in two weeks?
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- Probably.
- Why the rush?
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That's when Carlos is done with rehab.
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I don't want him coming
back into the room.
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It just freaks him out.
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Why would this room freak him out?
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'Cause it was where Celia was conceived,
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and frankly, that kid's
been nothing but trouble.
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Uh, so, Lynette, is Tom back from Paris?
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Not yet. Jane arranged for them...
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to pop over to London for a couple days.
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That slut.
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- I'm sorry.
- No, no, no.
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I mean, yeah, she's a slut,
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but I'm done feeling sorry for myself.
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It's the kick in the pants
I need to start dating again.
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- Good for you.
- Yeah, it's a big step.
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I know, which is why I'm hoping
you two might know someone
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you could set me up with.
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Uh, sure. We will think about it.
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What was that?
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What was what?
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What was that look thing you just did?
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Oh. There it is. You did it again.
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It... Lynette, you're a wonderful person.
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You are strong and sexy and smart,
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so... fixing you up would
be a bit of a challenge.
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Why?
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Well... because you're so unique.
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Such an original.
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Feisty and so certain of what you believe.
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Stop trying to make all those
sound like compliments.
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You're basically telling me I'm a bitch.
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Oh, my god!
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We're just saying it takes
a certain kind of man
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to appreciate all you have to offer.
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Preferably one with a hide like a rhino
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and the fighting spirit
of a baby harp seal.
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Okay, so we're done sugarcoating?
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Okay, look, I've met me.
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I know I can come on a little strong,
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but I have to believe there's
a guy out there somewhere
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that finds that appealing.
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And... you two are gonna
help me find that guy.
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Ohh, fine. You win.
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You always do, because you're so...
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feisty.
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Oh, my god.
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Aah! Oh, my god!
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Why are you still here?!
Didn't the alarm go off?
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Yeah, 4 o'clock in the morning.
I shut it off.
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No. That's when you leave.
That's when all the men leave.
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It's the rule.
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Okay, I'll get rid of whoever's knocking,
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and you can sneak out the back. Stay put.
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Yeah, but I have...
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And don't move.
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Karen, hi.
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Th-this is not a good time.
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I am so angry, I could spit.
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You've gotta help me, Bree.
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With what?
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The church bake sale.
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Everyone knows I make the lemon bars,
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but this year, Helen Simpson
says she's making them, too,
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and I can't compete with her.
She uses real lemons.
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And what do you use?
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I'm on a fixed income, okay?
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Oh, God!
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I mean... that must be so hard for you.
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You're the head of the Women's Auxiliary.
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What should I do?
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Have you considered covering your lemons?
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What?
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I-I mean, you have lemon bars covered,
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so I'm gonna ask Helen to
make blueberry cheesecake.
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Okay, thanks.
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Now off you go.
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I will. I'm just waiting
for the naked guy behind me
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to finish getting dressed.
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Sorry. Couldn't wait.
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I've got a meeting.
Have you seen my pants?
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Uh, you left them on the kitchen island.
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Don't give me the judgmental eyebrow.
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He is a dear old friend of mine
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visiting from out of town.
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See you later, Dan.
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Don. Hi.
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Just go.
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Now can I give you the eyebrow?
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Fine. I met him last night at Murray's.
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My car broke down, and I...
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I went inside to wait for a tow truck.
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And how about the guy I saw
leaving the other morning?
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My god. What time are you getting up?
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Caught that one on the way to the can.
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What is going on, Bree?
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You don't seem... yourself lately.
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I am absolutely fine.
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Okay. Whatever you say.
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Come on.
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What is your big surprise?
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Just a few more feet.
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Because if it's a 3-way, I gotta warn you,
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that's how I met my ex-husband.
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Uh, no, it's not that.
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Your fish.
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You're getting rid of it?
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Well, I know how much you hate it.
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Well, it meant so much to you...
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for some stupid-ass reason
you once explained to me.
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Yeah.
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Bruce and I had some good times together.
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But you and I have been
having our share, too,
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and, uh, you know,
if I have to pick one of you
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for the long haul, well...
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The long haul? What are you trying to say?
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I'm trying to say...
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I want you to come to
dinner tomorrow night.
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Ah. Sounded like there
was more to it than that.
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Well, maybe there is,
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but you'll have to come
to dinner to find out.
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Sounds intriguing.
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We're not having swordfish, are we?
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Work.
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I will be upstairs.
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Keep it short.
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Hey, Carl. What's up?
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No, no, don't send out the layoff notices.
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We'll make payroll. I've got this covered.
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No, not the bank.
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I'm working on something else.
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Claudia.
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Where the hell is my husband?
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Oh, hey, I'm sorry. The door slipped.
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Whoa. Okay. I just vacuumed,
so if you could...
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Ramon!
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Ramon!
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He isn't here. H-how did you find me?
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Your address was on the check, genius.
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When I find you,
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I'm gonna wring your neck like a chicken!
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You seem a little tense.
Do... do you want some herbal tea?
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I want my husband!
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What makes you think I know where he is?
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You told my daughter
he was never coming back.
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You think it's that easy
to steal my man, bitch?
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Wait. You think that
I'm having an affair with Ramon?
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Did he give these to you?
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No! No! These are from my husband.
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So you're cheating on your husband,
too. You whore.
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Okay, look, I swear
there is no possible way
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I could be having an affair
with your husband. Trust me.
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Well, I think you're lying.
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And you wanna see what I do to liars?
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Hey, mom. Who's that?
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Please don't.
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You're the home wrecker, not me.
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But this isn't over.
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I wanna get to the carpet
store before it closes.
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Oh, relax. It's a block away.
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Just need to confirm my appointment.
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Hi. Making sure I'm still
on with Frank 2:00 Thursday,
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and reminding you what
happened the last time
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you screwed up my appointment.
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She hasn't forgotten, Renee.
None of us have.
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Hello.
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How are you? This is my friend Lynette.
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Hi.
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Who's the lucky guy doing you?
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Actually...
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Nobody. My husband and I are separated,
266
00:13:10,230 --> 00:13:11,870
and he just took
his girlfriend to London and...
267
00:13:11,870 --> 00:13:14,200
He was talking about your hair.
268
00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:17,720
Oh, of course you were.
269
00:13:19,990 --> 00:13:22,100
I'm gonna meet you at the carpet store.
270
00:13:22,100 --> 00:13:24,250
Seriously, your hair is amazing.
271
00:13:24,410 --> 00:13:26,180
Any chance you'd ever let me style you?
272
00:13:26,190 --> 00:13:28,400
Uh, well, I've been going to
Gustave on main for years.
273
00:13:28,400 --> 00:13:30,390
I'd feel like I was cheating on him.
274
00:13:30,420 --> 00:13:32,680
Well, he doesn't have to know.
275
00:13:35,690 --> 00:13:36,820
Yeah, but...
276
00:13:37,270 --> 00:13:40,250
Gustave is jealous and french,
277
00:13:40,250 --> 00:13:42,560
and I wouldn't want this ending up
278
00:13:42,890 --> 00:13:44,870
a pistols-at-dawn kind of thing.
279
00:13:44,920 --> 00:13:47,970
Loyalty. Just makes me want you more.
280
00:13:48,790 --> 00:13:50,840
All right. Stop sniffing each other.
281
00:13:50,840 --> 00:13:52,950
I need a bottle of conditioner.
282
00:13:53,290 --> 00:13:54,490
Coming right up.
283
00:13:57,390 --> 00:13:58,950
Well, he seems great.
284
00:13:58,950 --> 00:14:00,870
Why don't you set me up with him?
285
00:14:00,870 --> 00:14:02,590
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
286
00:14:02,590 --> 00:14:04,350
Why not? You saw he was flirting.
287
00:14:04,360 --> 00:14:06,150
Well, no, he's not right for you.
288
00:14:06,150 --> 00:14:07,880
He just got divorced,
289
00:14:07,880 --> 00:14:09,870
and he's not looking for anything serious.
290
00:14:09,870 --> 00:14:11,190
Neither am I. It's perfect.
291
00:14:11,190 --> 00:14:14,040
Honey, you're about to go on
your first date in 20 years.
292
00:14:14,040 --> 00:14:16,450
I really don't wanna see you get hurt.
293
00:14:16,450 --> 00:14:17,610
Don't worry about me.
294
00:14:17,610 --> 00:14:19,760
I'm feisty, remember?
295
00:14:20,520 --> 00:14:21,550
No.
296
00:14:22,990 --> 00:14:24,790
Don't make me use the baby voice.
297
00:14:24,790 --> 00:14:27,190
Oh, not the baby voice.
298
00:14:27,190 --> 00:14:28,180
Pwease.
299
00:14:28,180 --> 00:14:30,900
I even hate when babies
use the baby voice.
300
00:14:30,900 --> 00:14:32,610
Pwease, Wenee,
301
00:14:32,610 --> 00:14:36,800
help Wynette date the big,
sexy hair dwesser.
302
00:14:36,850 --> 00:14:38,250
- pwease.
- Okay, okay.
303
00:14:38,260 --> 00:14:40,550
Okay. Oh, thanks.
304
00:14:41,550 --> 00:14:44,480
Look, Lynette may be
loyal to her hairdresser,
305
00:14:44,480 --> 00:14:46,110
but she is single.
306
00:14:46,110 --> 00:14:47,670
So maybe the two of...
307
00:14:47,670 --> 00:14:50,410
I'd love to. How about tonight?
308
00:14:50,450 --> 00:14:52,480
Sounds great.
309
00:14:52,690 --> 00:14:54,740
Leave your number with Linda.
I'll call you when I'm done.
310
00:14:54,740 --> 00:14:56,550
Great. Thank you.
311
00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:03,720
To thank you, I will never
again do the baby voice.
312
00:15:03,720 --> 00:15:05,630
Ah, I appreciate it.
313
00:15:05,930 --> 00:15:08,020
But I've still got the british one.
314
00:15:08,440 --> 00:15:11,510
Pip, pip, cheerio,
jolly ol' crumpets and tea,
315
00:15:11,510 --> 00:15:13,170
let's go. Ta-ta.
316
00:15:25,060 --> 00:15:26,550
Oh, my god.
317
00:15:31,400 --> 00:15:33,310
Oh, my god!
318
00:15:35,980 --> 00:15:37,900
Why can't we walk to the bus by ourselves?
319
00:15:37,900 --> 00:15:39,240
All of our friends do.
320
00:15:39,240 --> 00:15:42,040
I'm not trusting you with Celia.
Remember your gerbil?
321
00:15:42,490 --> 00:15:43,280
I was younger then.
322
00:15:43,280 --> 00:15:45,330
I didn't know how to make a parachute yet.
323
00:15:46,940 --> 00:15:48,180
Okay, fine. Go.
324
00:15:48,180 --> 00:15:49,190
Seriously?
325
00:15:49,190 --> 00:15:50,610
Yeah. Walk, run. Whatever.
326
00:15:50,610 --> 00:15:52,450
Quick, before she changes her mind!
327
00:16:03,060 --> 00:16:04,190
Susan!
328
00:16:05,290 --> 00:16:07,310
And that's when I decided
to fly to Oklahoma city
329
00:16:07,310 --> 00:16:08,390
and visit them.
330
00:16:08,390 --> 00:16:09,550
Unbelievable.
331
00:16:09,560 --> 00:16:11,800
And I obviously didn't have $1,000 cash,
332
00:16:11,800 --> 00:16:13,100
so I had to write a check.
333
00:16:13,110 --> 00:16:15,120
With your address on it. Perfect.
334
00:16:15,260 --> 00:16:17,900
And I was hoping that
when she calmed down,
335
00:16:17,900 --> 00:16:20,450
she would realize
we weren't having an affair.
336
00:16:20,620 --> 00:16:21,920
Apparently not.
337
00:16:21,920 --> 00:16:23,730
I can't believe
you would go to his family.
338
00:16:23,730 --> 00:16:25,470
Why would you do that?
339
00:16:25,470 --> 00:16:28,690
I felt so guilty. Oh, it was eating me up.
340
00:16:28,710 --> 00:16:29,600
The guilt again?
341
00:16:29,600 --> 00:16:31,390
You feel guilty, so you assault a cop.
342
00:16:31,400 --> 00:16:33,000
You feel guilty,
so you paint the murder scene.
343
00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:35,020
You feel guilty, so you go to his house?
344
00:16:35,020 --> 00:16:36,730
When is this gonna end?
345
00:16:36,740 --> 00:16:39,350
I just needed to make sure they were okay.
346
00:16:39,350 --> 00:16:40,830
You know, they didn't do anything.
347
00:16:40,830 --> 00:16:42,360
Susan, we were in the clear.
348
00:16:42,370 --> 00:16:44,950
There was nobody who
could connect him to us,
349
00:16:44,950 --> 00:16:46,770
and then you had to go tell his wife...
350
00:16:46,770 --> 00:16:48,920
No, no, no, his widow...
351
00:16:49,310 --> 00:16:50,880
he was never coming back.
352
00:16:52,480 --> 00:16:55,200
I didn't tell Claudia. I told Marisa.
353
00:16:55,350 --> 00:16:56,690
Who the hell is Marisa?
354
00:16:57,270 --> 00:16:59,440
His 15-year-old stepdaughter.
355
00:17:03,390 --> 00:17:04,760
Wait. You talked to her?
356
00:17:08,590 --> 00:17:09,880
Do you think he was...
357
00:17:16,850 --> 00:17:18,660
Well, how do you know? Did she tell you?
358
00:17:23,430 --> 00:17:24,860
She didn't have to.
359
00:17:26,360 --> 00:17:29,660
I've only seen that look in
someone's eyes once before...
360
00:17:30,850 --> 00:17:32,030
yours.
361
00:17:39,060 --> 00:17:40,730
Do you think she's told her mother?
362
00:17:42,120 --> 00:17:44,730
It didn't seem like she told anyone.
363
00:17:48,020 --> 00:17:49,300
She needs to.
364
00:17:50,790 --> 00:17:54,300
Keeping a secret like that...
it just... tears you up.
365
00:17:57,810 --> 00:17:59,420
I'm so sorry. I...
366
00:18:00,210 --> 00:18:02,670
I don't know how
we're gonna get out of this one.
367
00:18:07,360 --> 00:18:08,490
I do.
368
00:18:10,660 --> 00:18:13,140
Call Claudia and tell
her I wanna talk to her.
369
00:18:14,830 --> 00:18:16,520
Who do I say you are?
370
00:18:19,370 --> 00:18:21,720
The woman's who gonna tell her
the truth about her husband.
371
00:18:37,190 --> 00:18:39,900
So... what's your feeling on carpaccio?
372
00:18:39,900 --> 00:18:42,780
My feeling is I'd like to
be locked inside a room
373
00:18:42,780 --> 00:18:44,990
made of carpaccio and eat my way out.
374
00:18:46,120 --> 00:18:48,060
I am so happy to hear you say that.
375
00:18:48,270 --> 00:18:49,970
My ex never let me order anything raw
376
00:18:49,980 --> 00:18:52,220
without giving me a lecture
about the dangers of E. coli.
377
00:18:52,220 --> 00:18:54,070
Ugh. Sexy.
378
00:18:56,210 --> 00:18:58,370
I'm sorry. I shouldn't
be talking about her.
379
00:18:58,370 --> 00:18:59,810
No, it's nice to hear
380
00:18:59,810 --> 00:19:01,880
about someone else's marriage
problems for a change.
381
00:19:01,880 --> 00:19:03,280
Oh, there was no problem,
382
00:19:03,280 --> 00:19:06,060
as long as we did
everything exactly her way.
383
00:19:07,440 --> 00:19:09,320
"Why do you have to
work for somebody else?"
384
00:19:09,990 --> 00:19:11,500
"Why don't you get your own salon?"
385
00:19:11,500 --> 00:19:14,020
I can see how that would be frustrating.
386
00:19:16,670 --> 00:19:17,880
Although...
387
00:19:18,900 --> 00:19:20,140
I suppose someone could argue
388
00:19:20,140 --> 00:19:22,210
that she was just trying to help you.
389
00:19:22,210 --> 00:19:25,500
Help me? By making me feel
like a failure all the time?
390
00:19:25,500 --> 00:19:27,690
Yeah, that is pretty awful.
391
00:19:29,640 --> 00:19:30,860
Although...
392
00:19:31,600 --> 00:19:35,030
maybe she meant it as
a motivational technique.
393
00:19:35,890 --> 00:19:37,170
So you agree with her?
394
00:19:37,660 --> 00:19:39,540
I am just trying to understand
395
00:19:39,540 --> 00:19:40,830
what she might have been thinking.
396
00:19:40,830 --> 00:19:44,700
I mean, you don't wanna be
a stylist forever, right?
397
00:19:45,050 --> 00:19:46,040
Why not?
398
00:19:46,040 --> 00:19:47,470
Because...
399
00:19:47,910 --> 00:19:49,890
who wants to be cutting
hair when they're 60?
400
00:19:49,890 --> 00:19:52,340
I mean, wouldn't you rather be
checking in on your own salon
401
00:19:52,340 --> 00:19:54,370
from a beach in Bali?
402
00:19:54,750 --> 00:19:56,080
I like cutting hair.
403
00:19:58,030 --> 00:19:59,840
Then that is all that matters.
404
00:20:02,890 --> 00:20:04,080
Although...
405
00:20:07,220 --> 00:20:10,850
My goodness, you certainly do work out.
406
00:20:11,230 --> 00:20:14,290
I just love a man with a firm bicep.
407
00:20:14,330 --> 00:20:15,800
You want to feel mine?
408
00:20:17,270 --> 00:20:18,660
Reverend Sykes, what are you doing here?
409
00:20:18,670 --> 00:20:21,580
The more pertinent question is,
what are you doing here?
410
00:20:23,140 --> 00:20:24,750
Well... as you always say,
411
00:20:24,750 --> 00:20:26,180
there's no point in
preaching to the choir.
412
00:20:26,190 --> 00:20:27,880
You've gotta go out into the world
413
00:20:27,880 --> 00:20:31,380
and... try to set
the youth on a different path.
414
00:20:31,770 --> 00:20:33,840
I think your path should
take you elsewhere,
415
00:20:33,840 --> 00:20:35,590
perhaps to one of those ladies
416
00:20:35,590 --> 00:20:37,710
not so burdened down with clothing.
417
00:20:40,010 --> 00:20:42,880
I can only imagine what you must think.
418
00:20:42,890 --> 00:20:46,170
Oh, what I think is,
as Karen McCluskey put it,
419
00:20:46,690 --> 00:20:48,660
"You're back on the yahoo juice."
420
00:20:48,700 --> 00:20:49,710
Oh, that's not mine.
421
00:20:49,710 --> 00:20:52,880
Some poor soul who was here
before me must have left it.
422
00:21:02,420 --> 00:21:05,980
I suppose I have allowed myself
to slip back into some...
423
00:21:06,280 --> 00:21:07,650
old habits.
424
00:21:07,670 --> 00:21:08,830
Well, that's why I'm here,
425
00:21:08,830 --> 00:21:10,270
to keep you from slipping any further,
426
00:21:10,270 --> 00:21:12,730
so gather up your things and let's go.
427
00:21:13,600 --> 00:21:16,160
You must be so disappointed in me.
428
00:21:16,370 --> 00:21:18,480
It's all right, Bree.
I've been your pastor for years,
429
00:21:18,480 --> 00:21:20,300
and you're the most proper
and appropriate woman
430
00:21:20,300 --> 00:21:21,290
I've ever come across.
431
00:21:21,300 --> 00:21:22,970
This is obviously a temporary lapse
432
00:21:22,970 --> 00:21:25,150
and not who you truly are.
433
00:21:26,860 --> 00:21:29,890
- How can you say that?
- Excuse me?
434
00:21:29,890 --> 00:21:32,210
How can you say who I truly am
435
00:21:32,210 --> 00:21:33,380
when I don't even know myself?
436
00:21:33,470 --> 00:21:35,810
We can discuss this later.
Now come on. Follow me.
437
00:21:35,810 --> 00:21:37,710
But I have been following you for years,
438
00:21:37,710 --> 00:21:40,770
and I am still terribly lost.
439
00:21:40,940 --> 00:21:42,700
I need to find out who I really am,
440
00:21:42,700 --> 00:21:47,370
and I think... maybe the place
I need to search is right here.
441
00:21:49,530 --> 00:21:52,520
You do realize,
if you continue to do this,
442
00:21:52,520 --> 00:21:55,780
I can no longer let you
lead the Women's Auxiliary.
443
00:21:56,300 --> 00:21:59,450
You can't do that.
The bake sale is this sunday.
444
00:21:59,450 --> 00:22:01,290
It would be a disaster without me.
445
00:22:01,300 --> 00:22:04,590
I'm looking at a much
bigger disaster right here.
446
00:22:04,800 --> 00:22:06,560
Now you're just being cruel.
447
00:22:06,930 --> 00:22:09,340
That's not very ministerial of you.
448
00:22:09,360 --> 00:22:10,730
I didn't only come here as your minister.
449
00:22:10,730 --> 00:22:12,680
I also came as your friend.
450
00:22:13,900 --> 00:22:16,970
But clearly, you have no
interest in either right now.
451
00:22:28,010 --> 00:22:28,850
So as you can see,
452
00:22:28,850 --> 00:22:30,770
within two years of opening the salon,
453
00:22:30,770 --> 00:22:33,850
you will have amortized
all the start-up costs.
454
00:22:33,850 --> 00:22:35,330
Uh, we are not ready yet.
455
00:22:35,330 --> 00:22:36,900
At that point, there's no reason
456
00:22:36,910 --> 00:22:39,030
you couldn't consistently turn a profit.
457
00:22:39,030 --> 00:22:40,160
Oh, my god.
458
00:22:41,010 --> 00:22:42,660
Can we talk about something else?
459
00:22:42,790 --> 00:22:45,320
I'm just trying to help.
From what Renee tells me,
460
00:22:45,330 --> 00:22:47,010
people go to the salon because of you,
461
00:22:47,010 --> 00:22:49,670
and yet half that money... your money...
462
00:22:49,670 --> 00:22:50,880
is going to the owner.
463
00:22:50,880 --> 00:22:53,620
Seriously, this is making my stomach hurt.
464
00:22:53,750 --> 00:22:55,390
Could it be 'cause you're scared?
465
00:22:55,840 --> 00:22:58,400
How could you say that?
You know nothing about me.
466
00:22:58,530 --> 00:23:01,290
I know. I know. It's just...
we've spent an hour
467
00:23:01,290 --> 00:23:03,510
coming up with a perfectly
reasonable 5-year plan,
468
00:23:03,510 --> 00:23:05,710
and it just makes your stomach hurt.
469
00:23:05,710 --> 00:23:09,360
You know who else had
a 5-year plan? Stalin.
470
00:23:13,050 --> 00:23:17,710
Okay. Oh, I'm sorry I said anything.
471
00:23:19,890 --> 00:23:21,630
You're happy where you are. That's great.
472
00:23:21,630 --> 00:23:24,090
There's nothing wrong with being average.
473
00:23:24,870 --> 00:23:26,010
I am not average.
474
00:23:26,020 --> 00:23:28,220
I'm sorry. Adequate, settled, comfortable.
475
00:23:28,220 --> 00:23:29,640
Whatever you wanna call it.
476
00:23:29,770 --> 00:23:31,170
Why don't we just order?
477
00:23:31,340 --> 00:23:32,480
Good idea.
478
00:23:37,870 --> 00:23:39,390
Oh, the salmon looks good.
479
00:23:39,500 --> 00:23:40,790
At a steakhouse?
480
00:23:42,510 --> 00:23:44,270
You're right. I'm sure
it's perfectly adequate...
481
00:23:44,270 --> 00:23:45,610
settled, comfortable.
482
00:23:51,500 --> 00:23:53,640
I don't know what Ben has up his sleeve,
483
00:23:53,640 --> 00:23:55,480
but it's gonna be a special night,
484
00:23:55,480 --> 00:23:58,260
so I really wanna look great.
485
00:23:59,460 --> 00:24:00,270
Speaking of which,
486
00:24:00,270 --> 00:24:03,270
how was your, uh, big date with Lynette?
487
00:24:03,310 --> 00:24:05,810
Ah! Little tight.
488
00:24:06,100 --> 00:24:07,220
- Sorry.
- Oh.
489
00:24:08,060 --> 00:24:09,490
The date was interesting.
490
00:24:10,860 --> 00:24:12,120
I really owe you one.
491
00:24:15,560 --> 00:24:16,840
What happened to your hair?
492
00:24:16,840 --> 00:24:19,300
You happened to my hair.
493
00:24:21,500 --> 00:24:24,090
Frank was the one guy in this podunk town
494
00:24:24,090 --> 00:24:26,570
who knew how to relax
a black woman's hair.
495
00:24:26,640 --> 00:24:29,400
Now I look like an extra from
"Foxy brown."
496
00:24:29,980 --> 00:24:32,280
And thanks to you,
our relationship is ruined.
497
00:24:32,290 --> 00:24:33,870
Wait. Frank did that?
498
00:24:33,870 --> 00:24:36,160
I had no idea our date was that bad.
499
00:24:36,160 --> 00:24:37,350
Oh, really?
500
00:24:37,380 --> 00:24:40,010
Did you or did you not
give him a 5-year plan
501
00:24:40,010 --> 00:24:41,530
on a cocktail napkin?!
502
00:24:41,540 --> 00:24:45,440
Well, I may have made a few
constructive suggestions,
503
00:24:45,440 --> 00:24:47,540
but only because I saw
potential in the guy.
504
00:24:47,540 --> 00:24:49,740
He could really be something.
505
00:24:49,740 --> 00:24:52,630
He is something, and he likes who he is.
506
00:24:52,630 --> 00:24:55,100
He doesn't need you telling
him that it isn't good enough.
507
00:24:55,100 --> 00:24:58,170
I am not going to apologize
for trying to help the guy.
508
00:24:58,180 --> 00:25:00,350
If he can't handle it, that's his problem.
509
00:25:00,350 --> 00:25:01,600
Ah, I see.
510
00:25:02,160 --> 00:25:04,470
So it's his fault
you tried to control him?
511
00:25:05,340 --> 00:25:08,390
Just like it was Tom's fault
you tried to control him?
512
00:25:08,970 --> 00:25:12,010
What did both of those
guys have in common?
513
00:25:12,010 --> 00:25:15,580
Oh, wait. Give me a second.
Uh, I'll think of it.
514
00:25:15,580 --> 00:25:17,130
I'd say put on a thinking cap,
515
00:25:17,130 --> 00:25:18,650
but I don't think there's one big enough.
516
00:25:18,650 --> 00:25:20,440
Well, at least I can cover up this mess.
517
00:25:20,950 --> 00:25:23,240
That one is gonna take
a hell of a lot more work.
518
00:25:30,530 --> 00:25:32,400
Come on. Take off the scarf.
519
00:25:33,030 --> 00:25:34,320
How bad could it be?
520
00:25:34,520 --> 00:25:38,190
You'd be surprised.
I look like a bottle brush.
521
00:25:38,540 --> 00:25:40,740
So what's the big occasion here?
522
00:25:41,220 --> 00:25:42,810
First, a toast.
523
00:25:43,800 --> 00:25:45,990
To the woman who came roaring into my life
524
00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:47,330
like a one-eyed wombat.
525
00:25:48,430 --> 00:25:49,890
Uh, it's a good thing.
526
00:25:49,890 --> 00:25:51,640
A force who makes each day
527
00:25:51,640 --> 00:25:54,590
more exciting and
surprising than the last.
528
00:26:00,040 --> 00:26:03,640
Now... I realize
it's only been a few months,
529
00:26:03,640 --> 00:26:04,600
but, uh...
530
00:26:05,900 --> 00:26:08,190
I found myself falling for you, Renee.
531
00:26:10,340 --> 00:26:11,550
And, uh...
532
00:26:12,230 --> 00:26:14,450
I know a keeper when I see one.
533
00:26:15,570 --> 00:26:17,200
Oh, Ben.
534
00:26:18,780 --> 00:26:19,610
You like it?
535
00:26:19,610 --> 00:26:21,690
- I love it.
- Yeah?
536
00:26:22,140 --> 00:26:24,630
It's just... it's so fast.
537
00:26:24,630 --> 00:26:26,600
Well, if you need to
take your time, I under...
538
00:26:26,600 --> 00:26:29,100
No, no, I don't need to take my time. Yes!
539
00:26:29,320 --> 00:26:30,520
I'll marry you!
540
00:26:34,690 --> 00:26:37,850
You have made me so happy.
541
00:26:39,100 --> 00:26:40,910
You don't know what you've done for me.
542
00:26:42,830 --> 00:26:45,400
When my... marriage ended,
543
00:26:45,840 --> 00:26:47,360
I felt so betrayed.
544
00:26:47,360 --> 00:26:49,870
I decided I would never
trust anyone again.
545
00:26:51,310 --> 00:26:53,010
And then you came along.
546
00:26:56,070 --> 00:26:58,130
I just feel so safe with you
547
00:26:58,130 --> 00:27:00,720
in a way that I've never felt before.
548
00:27:03,470 --> 00:27:04,820
And I know that...
549
00:27:05,650 --> 00:27:07,620
in my heart this is right.
550
00:27:14,740 --> 00:27:16,170
I can't do this.
551
00:27:18,320 --> 00:27:19,080
What?
552
00:27:19,090 --> 00:27:20,810
Just forget I said anything, okay?
553
00:27:20,810 --> 00:27:23,220
Forget you asked me to marry you?
554
00:27:23,220 --> 00:27:24,580
What? Give me the ring.
555
00:27:24,590 --> 00:27:27,260
You don't wanna marry me, Renee.
I'm an awful person.
556
00:27:27,260 --> 00:27:28,910
You're an amazing person.
557
00:27:29,270 --> 00:27:30,830
Now slide it on right there.
558
00:27:30,840 --> 00:27:31,850
- I can't.
- Why?
559
00:27:31,850 --> 00:27:33,130
What is going on?
560
00:27:33,770 --> 00:27:36,390
Oh, god. You're gonna hate me for this.
561
00:27:40,850 --> 00:27:42,960
I'm having some financial problems,
562
00:27:42,970 --> 00:27:43,880
and...
563
00:27:44,640 --> 00:27:47,610
I guess I thought if we pooled
our resources, that... oh.
564
00:27:50,420 --> 00:27:52,330
You wanted to marry me for my money?
565
00:27:52,330 --> 00:27:53,340
I know.
566
00:27:54,880 --> 00:27:55,950
I'm sorry.
567
00:28:03,930 --> 00:28:05,130
Look, Renee...
568
00:28:07,890 --> 00:28:09,640
I meant every word I said.
569
00:28:10,760 --> 00:28:12,080
I do love you.
570
00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:16,720
There's really no way for me
to know that now, is there?
571
00:28:43,240 --> 00:28:44,540
Hi, Claudia.
572
00:28:44,960 --> 00:28:46,770
I'm Gaby. Thanks for coming.
573
00:28:47,030 --> 00:28:49,460
Yeah. This one said
you wanted to talk to me?
574
00:28:49,460 --> 00:28:50,260
What about?
575
00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:55,600
We should go inside.
576
00:28:59,430 --> 00:29:01,150
- You're not coming?
- No.
577
00:29:01,160 --> 00:29:02,750
I'm-I'm gonna wait out here.
578
00:29:02,890 --> 00:29:05,380
I think you two could
probably use some privacy.
579
00:29:18,560 --> 00:29:21,010
It's not usually this messy in here.
We're redecorating.
580
00:29:21,010 --> 00:29:22,930
Excuse me, Mrs. Solis?
Do you have a second?
581
00:29:22,930 --> 00:29:24,180
What-what is that?
582
00:29:27,460 --> 00:29:29,890
Red wine. New year's eve party.
583
00:29:29,890 --> 00:29:31,870
We were playing... smash-the-bottle,
584
00:29:31,870 --> 00:29:33,030
which is a terrible game.
585
00:29:33,040 --> 00:29:35,200
Okay. Uh, we're taking lunch.
586
00:29:35,370 --> 00:29:37,440
Just wanted to give you
a heads-up before we replace it.
587
00:29:37,450 --> 00:29:40,880
Great! Great. Don't need any
reminders of that crazy night.
588
00:29:43,430 --> 00:29:44,790
Can I get you something to drink?
589
00:29:44,790 --> 00:29:46,690
No. You can tell me what
the hell I'm doing here.
590
00:29:46,690 --> 00:29:47,540
Where's Ramon?
591
00:29:47,540 --> 00:29:50,620
Well... how to start this...
592
00:29:54,420 --> 00:29:57,660
First of all, the man you're looking for...
593
00:29:57,830 --> 00:29:59,600
his real name is Alejandro Perez.
594
00:30:00,500 --> 00:30:01,380
What?
595
00:30:01,900 --> 00:30:03,570
No, it's not.
596
00:30:04,160 --> 00:30:05,000
Trust me.
597
00:30:06,550 --> 00:30:08,150
I knew him before he ever met you.
598
00:30:10,400 --> 00:30:11,440
How?
599
00:30:12,440 --> 00:30:13,940
He was my stepfather.
600
00:30:24,450 --> 00:30:25,490
You okay?
601
00:30:26,030 --> 00:30:28,030
I just want all this to be over.
602
00:30:29,010 --> 00:30:30,150
Me, too.
603
00:30:30,680 --> 00:30:32,330
But it's never going to end.
604
00:30:32,580 --> 00:30:34,480
She won't stop looking for him.
605
00:30:35,380 --> 00:30:36,790
She still loves him.
606
00:30:38,740 --> 00:30:40,520
So you didn't tell her?
607
00:30:40,520 --> 00:30:41,690
No way.
608
00:30:42,460 --> 00:30:44,300
She would never believe me.
609
00:30:45,810 --> 00:30:47,280
Did you tell anyone?
610
00:30:49,900 --> 00:30:50,690
No.
611
00:30:52,320 --> 00:30:55,900
Marisa, I'm not gonna
pretend to understand
612
00:30:55,900 --> 00:30:57,150
what you're dealing with.
613
00:30:57,150 --> 00:30:59,470
But I have a friend who
went through the same thing,
614
00:30:59,470 --> 00:31:04,200
and she said that as awful as it was,
615
00:31:05,510 --> 00:31:09,510
keeping the secret only makes it worse.
616
00:31:13,650 --> 00:31:15,430
So if he left you and your mom,
617
00:31:15,930 --> 00:31:18,110
changed his name,
started a whole new life,
618
00:31:19,170 --> 00:31:20,740
why'd he come back to see you?
619
00:31:22,340 --> 00:31:25,060
I had visited my hometown.
I said some things about him.
620
00:31:25,060 --> 00:31:26,590
He heard, and he wanted me to stop.
621
00:31:27,310 --> 00:31:28,520
What kind of things?
622
00:31:30,660 --> 00:31:32,210
Look, this isn't easy for me...
623
00:31:32,210 --> 00:31:33,570
What kind of things?
624
00:31:35,770 --> 00:31:37,690
When I was 15, he molested me.
625
00:31:45,090 --> 00:31:46,890
You expect me to believe that?
626
00:31:47,990 --> 00:31:50,120
I was a virgin, and he hurt me.
627
00:31:50,810 --> 00:31:51,540
Liar.
628
00:31:51,540 --> 00:31:52,570
Claudia.
629
00:31:54,040 --> 00:31:55,800
I know this is hard to hear.
630
00:31:55,800 --> 00:31:57,140
I don't know what you and your friend did.
631
00:31:57,140 --> 00:31:58,810
I don't know what happened to my husband.
632
00:31:59,020 --> 00:32:01,130
All I know is everything
I'm being told is a lie.
633
00:32:01,140 --> 00:32:03,340
It's not! He was a child molester.
634
00:32:03,340 --> 00:32:06,840
Shut up! You can make it
sound as bad as you want.
635
00:32:07,080 --> 00:32:09,480
You can tell all the disgusting
lies you can think of.
636
00:32:09,480 --> 00:32:10,970
I will never believe you.
637
00:32:11,490 --> 00:32:12,740
Then believe me.
638
00:32:16,850 --> 00:32:17,660
What?
639
00:32:19,960 --> 00:32:21,880
I was too scared to tell you.
640
00:32:22,470 --> 00:32:24,370
I know how much you love him.
641
00:32:25,030 --> 00:32:26,190
Oh, my god.
642
00:32:26,740 --> 00:32:28,050
Are you saying...
643
00:32:28,340 --> 00:32:30,450
I kept thinking it would stop.
644
00:32:32,110 --> 00:32:35,160
No. No.
645
00:32:38,400 --> 00:32:39,910
Not my baby.
646
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:42,060
No.
647
00:32:44,080 --> 00:32:45,020
No.
648
00:33:01,140 --> 00:33:02,730
It is all my fault.
649
00:33:05,790 --> 00:33:06,540
Come in.
650
00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:13,020
You were right.
651
00:33:13,020 --> 00:33:14,780
All those years, I thought I pushed Tom
652
00:33:14,780 --> 00:33:16,420
because he needed me to.
653
00:33:16,870 --> 00:33:18,050
Well, he did.
654
00:33:18,050 --> 00:33:20,780
No, he didn't, and that guy wasn't Tom.
655
00:33:20,780 --> 00:33:22,780
He was just a perfectly lovely guy,
656
00:33:22,780 --> 00:33:24,370
perfectly content with his life
657
00:33:24,370 --> 00:33:26,620
until hurricane Lynette hit him.
658
00:33:26,620 --> 00:33:28,490
At least you recognize it.
659
00:33:28,720 --> 00:33:30,640
They always say that's the first step.
660
00:33:31,090 --> 00:33:32,600
Mm, can I tell you the truth?
661
00:33:32,600 --> 00:33:36,300
There was a part of me that
recognized it the whole time.
662
00:33:36,300 --> 00:33:39,060
A little voice inside my head telling me,
663
00:33:39,060 --> 00:33:42,100
"You like this guy,
and you're driving him nuts. Stop."
664
00:33:42,100 --> 00:33:44,230
But I couldn't.
665
00:33:44,810 --> 00:33:48,010
What if after all these years,
I can't stop?
666
00:33:48,010 --> 00:33:50,970
What if this is who I am?
667
00:33:51,480 --> 00:33:55,670
Remember in college
you used to bite your nails?
668
00:33:55,670 --> 00:33:56,960
You stopped that.
669
00:33:57,570 --> 00:33:59,700
Yeah, by taking up smoking.
670
00:33:59,700 --> 00:34:01,950
Remember how you quit smoking?
671
00:34:02,650 --> 00:34:03,540
Yoga.
672
00:34:03,870 --> 00:34:05,500
I've never seen you more relaxed
673
00:34:05,500 --> 00:34:07,330
than when you were taking those classes.
674
00:34:07,620 --> 00:34:08,690
I don't know.
675
00:34:08,690 --> 00:34:10,300
All I'm saying is
676
00:34:10,620 --> 00:34:12,400
you are the most determined person I know.
677
00:34:12,750 --> 00:34:14,670
You can do anything you want.
678
00:34:14,670 --> 00:34:16,450
I just wanna be different.
679
00:34:16,450 --> 00:34:20,700
I'm sick of being
this hypercritical nut job.
680
00:34:21,410 --> 00:34:22,830
It'll get better.
681
00:34:23,270 --> 00:34:26,220
Trust me. And so will dating.
682
00:34:26,220 --> 00:34:27,800
You will find somebody.
683
00:34:29,300 --> 00:34:30,650
I hope you're right.
684
00:34:31,930 --> 00:34:33,810
I mean, hell, if you found Ben...
685
00:34:37,660 --> 00:34:40,320
I'm joking. I'm joking.
686
00:34:41,470 --> 00:34:42,680
Ben and I...
687
00:34:46,040 --> 00:34:47,100
it's over.
688
00:35:02,540 --> 00:35:04,840
So that's where the tough guy lives, huh?
689
00:35:07,380 --> 00:35:09,240
Can we just do our business, please?
690
00:35:10,510 --> 00:35:13,860
You pay every week, everyone's happy.
691
00:35:13,860 --> 00:35:16,350
You miss one, it'll cost you.
692
00:35:16,510 --> 00:35:17,570
You miss two...
693
00:35:18,280 --> 00:35:19,760
You don't wanna miss two.
694
00:35:19,760 --> 00:35:20,690
Don't worry.
695
00:35:21,110 --> 00:35:23,540
I just have to get past this rough patch,
696
00:35:23,540 --> 00:35:25,250
and then the money will be rolling in.
697
00:35:25,250 --> 00:35:26,300
Take your time.
698
00:35:26,770 --> 00:35:28,170
Besides, if you're not good for it,
699
00:35:28,170 --> 00:35:30,880
I understand that pretty
girlfriend of yours is loaded.
700
00:35:32,870 --> 00:35:34,520
She's got nothing to do with this.
701
00:35:35,250 --> 00:35:37,600
You keep her out of it. You understand me?
702
00:35:39,530 --> 00:35:41,550
There's a lot of tough
guys on this street.
703
00:35:54,300 --> 00:35:55,670
Hi! Come in.
704
00:35:55,670 --> 00:35:56,580
We're not staying.
705
00:35:56,580 --> 00:35:57,960
Just... came to say good-bye.
706
00:35:58,360 --> 00:35:59,440
And thank you.
707
00:36:00,560 --> 00:36:02,990
You sure you don't wanna stay?
I have a guest room.
708
00:36:03,400 --> 00:36:04,550
No, we need to be getting back.
709
00:36:04,550 --> 00:36:06,330
This one's missed enough school already.
710
00:36:07,830 --> 00:36:09,300
Give me a second, mija.
711
00:36:24,320 --> 00:36:25,780
I still don't know how
this could have happened
712
00:36:25,780 --> 00:36:26,810
under my nose.
713
00:36:27,140 --> 00:36:29,190
You must think I'm
the worst mother in the world.
714
00:36:30,060 --> 00:36:30,820
No.
715
00:36:31,870 --> 00:36:34,140
At least you believe her.
My mother never did.
716
00:36:35,010 --> 00:36:37,720
But I'm the one who brought
that man into her life.
717
00:36:37,730 --> 00:36:40,360
You didn't know. Nobody ever knew...
718
00:36:40,360 --> 00:36:41,680
What a monster he was?
719
00:36:42,870 --> 00:36:44,440
I know now, thanks to you.
720
00:36:51,860 --> 00:36:53,920
You said that stain was red wine?
721
00:36:58,640 --> 00:37:00,420
You should probably get rid of that.
722
00:38:18,660 --> 00:38:20,330
Bree, what are you doing here?
723
00:38:20,330 --> 00:38:22,540
Oh, I've been running
this bake sale for eight years.
724
00:38:22,540 --> 00:38:23,680
Why wouldn't I be here?
725
00:38:23,680 --> 00:38:25,720
I told everyone you weren't feeling well
726
00:38:25,720 --> 00:38:28,060
and had decided to sit this one out.
727
00:38:28,060 --> 00:38:30,140
Well, I'm feeling better now.
728
00:38:30,370 --> 00:38:32,020
Besides every bake sale
729
00:38:32,020 --> 00:38:34,660
needs... a tart.
730
00:38:35,680 --> 00:38:38,940
While I appreciate a good
culinary double entendre
731
00:38:38,940 --> 00:38:40,100
as much as the next man,
732
00:38:40,100 --> 00:38:42,430
I really don't think you should
be here in your condition.
733
00:38:43,140 --> 00:38:47,400
I'm fine. Look how beautifully
my dessert came out.
734
00:38:47,400 --> 00:38:49,940
Shortcrust pastry, fresh strawberries...
735
00:38:49,940 --> 00:38:51,450
You've obviously been drinking.
736
00:38:51,450 --> 00:38:53,750
I don't want you to embarrass yourself.
737
00:38:53,750 --> 00:38:56,700
Well, I appreciate your concern, reverend,
738
00:38:57,170 --> 00:38:58,890
but I can take care of myself.
739
00:39:05,430 --> 00:39:06,950
You're very welcome.
740
00:39:06,950 --> 00:39:09,120
Tell all your friends to come to my table.
741
00:39:09,700 --> 00:39:11,480
All right, who's next?
742
00:39:13,580 --> 00:39:14,620
Greg.
743
00:39:14,760 --> 00:39:16,080
Oh, my god. Bree.
744
00:39:16,740 --> 00:39:18,120
Wh-what are you doing here?
745
00:39:18,120 --> 00:39:19,410
This is my church.
746
00:39:19,410 --> 00:39:21,500
Are you a member?
I've never seen you here before.
747
00:39:21,500 --> 00:39:25,010
I, uh, just joined. Yes.
Nice talking to you.
748
00:39:25,010 --> 00:39:25,930
Wait, wait.
749
00:39:25,930 --> 00:39:28,210
Can't I tempt you with a slice
750
00:39:28,210 --> 00:39:30,790
of my famous strawberry... tart?
751
00:39:30,790 --> 00:39:32,770
I, uh, I should probably get going...
752
00:39:32,930 --> 00:39:35,320
What a funny coincidence this was.
753
00:39:35,320 --> 00:39:37,260
Will I see you at Murray's later?
754
00:39:37,390 --> 00:39:39,820
Or... we could just
skip the Murray's part,
755
00:39:39,820 --> 00:39:42,300
and you could come...
straight to my house.
756
00:39:42,750 --> 00:39:45,580
Greg, who is this woman?
757
00:39:45,930 --> 00:39:49,600
Uh, this is Bree.
She, um, she goes to this church.
758
00:39:50,210 --> 00:39:52,390
Doesn't sound like you met her in church.
759
00:39:52,390 --> 00:39:55,580
Excuse me. What business
is it of yours how we met?
760
00:39:55,580 --> 00:39:56,700
I'm his wife.
761
00:39:58,910 --> 00:40:00,740
I guess it is your business.
762
00:40:03,880 --> 00:40:05,550
Unbelievable.
763
00:40:05,560 --> 00:40:08,630
You're always going on about working late
764
00:40:08,630 --> 00:40:11,190
and sleeping in the office, and meanwhile,
765
00:40:11,200 --> 00:40:14,390
you're hanging out at dive
bars picking up trash.
766
00:40:15,700 --> 00:40:17,740
I don't like your accusation.
767
00:40:18,160 --> 00:40:20,530
Oh, yeah? Guess what I don't like?
768
00:40:20,530 --> 00:40:22,500
You screwing my husband!
769
00:40:22,510 --> 00:40:24,280
Bree, this is what I was worried about.
770
00:40:24,290 --> 00:40:25,540
You need to leave.
771
00:40:26,240 --> 00:40:29,920
You're kicking me out?
She's the one making a scene,
772
00:40:29,920 --> 00:40:32,690
and a dry batch of cupcakes,
by the looks of it.
773
00:40:32,690 --> 00:40:35,300
Thanks, but I'm not
looking for baking tips
774
00:40:35,300 --> 00:40:36,550
from the town whore.
775
00:40:37,300 --> 00:40:39,560
Don't listen to her, Bree.
She doesn't know who you are.
776
00:40:45,110 --> 00:40:46,450
Actually, Karen...
777
00:40:47,440 --> 00:40:48,930
I think she does.
778
00:40:54,800 --> 00:40:56,960
Now I know you're all anxious to dig in
779
00:40:56,960 --> 00:41:00,020
to the delicious gossip
I've provided for you.
780
00:41:00,780 --> 00:41:03,100
And I could really use a drink.
781
00:41:09,550 --> 00:41:13,000
Yes, in the life of every housewife,
782
00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:15,720
there comes a time for renovation.
783
00:41:18,400 --> 00:41:22,490
She may be doing away with
an unpleasant memory...
784
00:41:25,290 --> 00:41:29,160
breaking up a once happy relationship...
785
00:41:32,390 --> 00:41:37,710
or making the necessary changes
to prepare for a new one.
786
00:41:40,620 --> 00:41:43,300
But no matter how much a housewife
787
00:41:43,300 --> 00:41:45,980
may embrace the way her life is changing,
788
00:41:47,390 --> 00:41:49,670
the people in her neighborhood
789
00:41:49,970 --> 00:41:52,610
may take a different view.
790
00:41:53,520 --> 00:41:54,600
What's the matter?
791
00:41:54,600 --> 00:41:57,090
Maybe we should, uh, go inside.
792
00:42:01,150 --> 00:42:03,000
Or maybe we shouldn't.
793
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