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Previously on...
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Susan tracked down the wife
of the man she helped bury
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and tried to make things right.
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I think you added an extra zero.
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I wanna do something to help.
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Lynette adjusted to life without Tom.
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Lots of things like this
are going to happen.
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I have to be able to fix them.
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Mike stopped Ben from making a mistake...
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- Are you crazy?
- Who is this guy?
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Sorry, pal,
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the deal's off.
He's not taking your money.
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Then told him something
he didn't know about Renee.
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If she divorced a cricket player,
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I might recognize the name.
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If she divorced a cricket player,
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she wouldn't have gotten $12 million.
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And Bree's falling out with her friends
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led to some dangerous behavior.
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Can I buy you another drink?
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You can buy me breakfast.
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Bree Van de Kamp had always
enjoyed a sterling reputation.
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She was known for being kind to strangers
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and for greeting them with a warm welcome.
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She made sure every guest felt comfortable
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and that no part of her
home was off-limits.
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She never had the heart
to turn anyone away,
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because no matter how many
guests she was hosting
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or how late she was entertaining,
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her generosity knew no bounds.
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That was amazing.
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It was nice.
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And unexpected.
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An hour ago, when I offered
to buy you that glass of wine,
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I didn't know what a good
investment it would be.
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I don't waste any time...
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when I see something I like.
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Decisive.
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And sexy. You may be the perfect woman.
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Get out.
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What?
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Yeah, and my neighbor, Karen McClusky,
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starts her day at 5:00
with a pot of coffee
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and a seat near her front window.
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This is my only chance
to get you out of here
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without her noticing.
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Who cares if she notices?
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I do. I have a certain
reputation on this street,
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and I don't want to become
the subject of idle gossip.
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Now come on.
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Well, uh... thanks again.
This-this was terrific.
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Ah, yes, here are your pants.
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Thanks. Uh, really love to see you again.
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Aw, that's sweet.
Don't forget your jacket.
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It's quite chilly out tonight.
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I'm serious. Let's do this again.
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How about Friday?
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Oh, I'm afraid I'm busy.
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Thursday or Wednesday?
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Can I at least get your phone number
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or your last name?
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You seem like a good person,
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so I'm gonna be honest.
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I have no interest in having
a relationship with you.
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Why not?
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Because I am past the point in my life
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where I hope every date will flower
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into a meaningful relationship.
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I have had husbands and boyfriends,
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and they've brought me nothing
but heartbreak and pain.
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So now all I want is a body
in my bed at night, briefly.
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So that's it?
You're just gonna kick me out?
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I am so sorry. Where are my manners?
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Yes, Bree had always enjoyed
a sterling reputation...
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It was lovely having sex with you.
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Have a wonderful day.
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And she saw no reason that should change.
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In the life of every housewife,
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there comes a time for renovation...
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when an eager child learns a new skill...
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when a romantic evening
becomes an unsightly mess...
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or when a dinner party
comes to an unexpected end.
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But sometimes the only thing
that needs to be removed...
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is a memory.
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So basically I want a whole new look...
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new furniture, new paint, you name it.
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So we can get rid of everything,
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including the Virgin Mary and her kid?
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Ah. No, no, no, no.
My faith is very important to me.
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Name three apostles.
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Okay, fine. Move it to the guest room.
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Hey, can you guys get this
all done in two weeks?
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- Probably.
- Why the rush?
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That's when Carlos is done with rehab.
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I don't want him coming
back into the room.
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It just freaks him out.
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Why would this room freak him out?
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'Cause it was where Celia was conceived,
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and frankly, that kid's
been nothing but trouble.
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Uh, so, Lynette, is Tom back from Paris?
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Not yet. Jane arranged for them...
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to pop over to London for a couple days.
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That slut.
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- I'm sorry.
- No, no, no.
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I mean, yeah, she's a slut,
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but I'm done feeling sorry for myself.
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It's the kick in the pants
I need to start dating again.
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- Good for you.
- Yeah, it's a big step.
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I know, which is why I'm hoping
you two might know someone
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you could set me up with.
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Uh, sure. We will think about it.
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What was that?
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What was what?
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What was that look thing you just did?
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Oh. There it is. You did it again.
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It... Lynette, you're a wonderful person.
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You are strong and sexy and smart,
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so... fixing you up would
be a bit of a challenge.
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Why?
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Well... because you're so unique.
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Such an original.
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Feisty and so certain of what you believe.
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Stop trying to make all those
sound like compliments.
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You're basically telling me I'm a bitch.
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Oh, my god!
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We're just saying it takes
a certain kind of man
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to appreciate all you have to offer.
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Preferably one with a hide like a rhino
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and the fighting spirit
of a baby harp seal.
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Okay, so we're done sugarcoating?
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Okay, look, I've met me.
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I know I can come on a little strong,
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but I have to believe there's
a guy out there somewhere
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that finds that appealing.
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And... you two are gonna
help me find that guy.
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Ohh, fine. You win.
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You always do, because you're so...
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feisty.
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Oh, my god.
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Aah! Oh, my god!
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Why are you still here?!
Didn't the alarm go off?
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Yeah, 4 o'clock in the morning.
I shut it off.
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No. That's when you leave.
That's when all the men leave.
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It's the rule.
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Okay, I'll get rid of whoever's knocking,
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and you can sneak out the back. Stay put.
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Yeah, but I have...
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And don't move.
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Karen, hi.
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Th-this is not a good time.
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I am so angry, I could spit.
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You've gotta help me, Bree.
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With what?
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The church bake sale.
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Everyone knows I make the lemon bars,
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but this year, Helen Simpson
says she's making them, too,
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and I can't compete with her.
She uses real lemons.
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And what do you use?
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I'm on a fixed income, okay?
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Oh, God!
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I mean... that must be so hard for you.
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You're the head of the Women's Auxiliary.
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What should I do?
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Have you considered covering your lemons?
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What?
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I-I mean, you have lemon bars covered,
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so I'm gonna ask Helen to
make blueberry cheesecake.
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Okay, thanks.
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Now off you go.
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I will. I'm just waiting
for the naked guy behind me
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to finish getting dressed.
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Sorry. Couldn't wait.
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I've got a meeting.
Have you seen my pants?
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Uh, you left them on the kitchen island.
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Don't give me the judgmental eyebrow.
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He is a dear old friend of mine
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visiting from out of town.
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See you later, Dan.
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Don. Hi.
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Just go.
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Now can I give you the eyebrow?
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Fine. I met him last night at Murray's.
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My car broke down, and I...
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I went inside to wait for a tow truck.
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And how about the guy I saw
leaving the other morning?
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My god. What time are you getting up?
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Caught that one on the way to the can.
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What is going on, Bree?
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You don't seem... yourself lately.
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I am absolutely fine.
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Okay. Whatever you say.
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Come on.
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What is your big surprise?
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Just a few more feet.
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Because if it's a 3-way, I gotta warn you,
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that's how I met my ex-husband.
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Uh, no, it's not that.
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Your fish.
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You're getting rid of it?
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Well, I know how much you hate it.
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Well, it meant so much to you...
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for some stupid-ass reason
you once explained to me.
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Yeah.
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Bruce and I had some good times together.
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But you and I have been
having our share, too,
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and, uh, you know,
if I have to pick one of you
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for the long haul, well...
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The long haul? What are you trying to say?
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I'm trying to say...
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I want you to come to
dinner tomorrow night.
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Ah. Sounded like there
was more to it than that.
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Well, maybe there is,
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but you'll have to come
to dinner to find out.
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Sounds intriguing.
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We're not having swordfish, are we?
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Work.
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I will be upstairs.
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Keep it short.
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Hey, Carl. What's up?
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No, no, don't send out the layoff notices.
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We'll make payroll. I've got this covered.
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No, not the bank.
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I'm working on something else.
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Claudia.
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Where the hell is my husband?
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Oh, hey, I'm sorry. The door slipped.
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Whoa. Okay. I just vacuumed,
so if you could...
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Ramon!
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Ramon!
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He isn't here. H-how did you find me?
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Your address was on the check, genius.
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When I find you,
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I'm gonna wring your neck like a chicken!
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You seem a little tense.
Do... do you want some herbal tea?
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I want my husband!
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What makes you think I know where he is?
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You told my daughter
he was never coming back.
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You think it's that easy
to steal my man, bitch?
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Wait. You think that
I'm having an affair with Ramon?
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Did he give these to you?
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No! No! These are from my husband.
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So you're cheating on your husband,
too. You whore.
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Okay, look, I swear
there is no possible way
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I could be having an affair
with your husband. Trust me.
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Well, I think you're lying.
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And you wanna see what I do to liars?
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Hey, mom. Who's that?
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Please don't.
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You're the home wrecker, not me.
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But this isn't over.
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I wanna get to the carpet
store before it closes.
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Oh, relax. It's a block away.
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Just need to confirm my appointment.
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Hi. Making sure I'm still
on with Frank 2:00 Thursday,
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and reminding you what
happened the last time
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you screwed up my appointment.
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She hasn't forgotten, Renee.
None of us have.
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Hello.
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How are you? This is my friend Lynette.
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Hi.
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Who's the lucky guy doing you?
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Actually...
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00:13:03,300 --> 00:13:05,530
Nobody. My husband and I are separated,
266
00:13:05,565 --> 00:13:07,170
and he just took
his girlfriend to London and...
267
00:13:07,205 --> 00:13:09,500
He was talking about your hair.
268
00:13:10,300 --> 00:13:13,020
Oh, of course you were.
269
00:13:15,290 --> 00:13:17,400
I'm gonna meet you at the carpet store.
270
00:13:17,435 --> 00:13:19,550
Seriously, your hair is amazing.
271
00:13:19,710 --> 00:13:21,480
Any chance you'd ever let me style you?
272
00:13:21,490 --> 00:13:23,700
Uh, well, I've been going to
Gustave on main for years.
273
00:13:23,735 --> 00:13:25,690
I'd feel like I was cheating on him.
274
00:13:25,720 --> 00:13:27,980
Well, he doesn't have to know.
275
00:13:30,990 --> 00:13:32,120
Yeah, but...
276
00:13:32,570 --> 00:13:35,550
Gustave is jealous and french,
277
00:13:35,585 --> 00:13:37,860
and I wouldn't want this ending up
278
00:13:38,190 --> 00:13:40,170
a pistols-at-dawn kind of thing.
279
00:13:40,220 --> 00:13:43,270
Loyalty. Just makes me want you more.
280
00:13:44,090 --> 00:13:46,140
All right. Stop sniffing each other.
281
00:13:46,175 --> 00:13:48,250
I need a bottle of conditioner.
282
00:13:48,590 --> 00:13:49,790
Coming right up.
283
00:13:52,690 --> 00:13:54,250
Well, he seems great.
284
00:13:54,285 --> 00:13:56,170
Why don't you set me up with him?
285
00:13:56,205 --> 00:13:57,890
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
286
00:13:57,925 --> 00:13:59,650
Why not? You saw he was flirting.
287
00:13:59,660 --> 00:14:01,450
Well, no, he's not right for you.
288
00:14:01,485 --> 00:14:03,180
He just got divorced,
289
00:14:03,215 --> 00:14:05,170
and he's not looking for anything serious.
290
00:14:05,205 --> 00:14:06,490
Neither am I. It's perfect.
291
00:14:06,525 --> 00:14:09,340
Honey, you're about to go on
your first date in 20 years.
292
00:14:09,375 --> 00:14:11,750
I really don't wanna see you get hurt.
293
00:14:11,785 --> 00:14:12,910
Don't worry about me.
294
00:14:12,945 --> 00:14:15,060
I'm feisty, remember?
295
00:14:15,820 --> 00:14:16,850
No.
296
00:14:18,290 --> 00:14:20,090
Don't make me use the baby voice.
297
00:14:20,125 --> 00:14:22,490
Oh, not the baby voice.
298
00:14:22,525 --> 00:14:23,480
Pwease.
299
00:14:23,515 --> 00:14:26,200
I even hate when babies
use the baby voice.
300
00:14:26,235 --> 00:14:27,910
Pwease, Wenee,
301
00:14:27,945 --> 00:14:32,100
help Wynette date the big,
sexy hair dwesser.
302
00:14:32,150 --> 00:14:33,550
- pwease.
- Okay, okay.
303
00:14:33,560 --> 00:14:35,850
Okay. Oh, thanks.
304
00:14:36,850 --> 00:14:39,780
Look, Lynette may be
loyal to her hairdresser,
305
00:14:39,815 --> 00:14:41,410
but she is single.
306
00:14:41,445 --> 00:14:42,970
So maybe the two of...
307
00:14:43,005 --> 00:14:45,710
I'd love to. How about tonight?
308
00:14:45,750 --> 00:14:47,780
Sounds great.
309
00:14:47,990 --> 00:14:50,040
Leave your number with Linda.
I'll call you when I'm done.
310
00:14:50,075 --> 00:14:51,850
Great. Thank you.
311
00:14:55,500 --> 00:14:59,020
To thank you, I will never
again do the baby voice.
312
00:14:59,055 --> 00:15:00,930
Ah, I appreciate it.
313
00:15:01,230 --> 00:15:03,320
But I've still got the british one.
314
00:15:03,740 --> 00:15:06,810
Pip, pip, cheerio,
jolly ol' crumpets and tea,
315
00:15:06,845 --> 00:15:08,470
let's go. Ta-ta.
316
00:15:20,360 --> 00:15:21,850
Oh, my god.
317
00:15:26,700 --> 00:15:28,610
Oh, my god!
318
00:15:31,280 --> 00:15:33,200
Why can't we walk to the bus by ourselves?
319
00:15:33,235 --> 00:15:34,540
All of our friends do.
320
00:15:34,575 --> 00:15:37,340
I'm not trusting you with Celia.
Remember your gerbil?
321
00:15:37,790 --> 00:15:38,580
I was younger then.
322
00:15:38,615 --> 00:15:40,630
I didn't know how to make a parachute yet.
323
00:15:42,240 --> 00:15:43,480
Okay, fine. Go.
324
00:15:43,515 --> 00:15:44,490
Seriously?
325
00:15:44,525 --> 00:15:45,910
Yeah. Walk, run. Whatever.
326
00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:47,750
Quick, before she changes her mind!
327
00:15:58,360 --> 00:15:59,490
Susan!
328
00:16:00,590 --> 00:16:02,610
And that's when I decided
to fly to Oklahoma city
329
00:16:02,645 --> 00:16:03,690
and visit them.
330
00:16:03,725 --> 00:16:04,850
Unbelievable.
331
00:16:04,860 --> 00:16:07,100
And I obviously didn't have $1,000 cash,
332
00:16:07,135 --> 00:16:08,400
so I had to write a check.
333
00:16:08,410 --> 00:16:10,420
With your address on it. Perfect.
334
00:16:10,560 --> 00:16:13,200
And I was hoping that
when she calmed down,
335
00:16:13,235 --> 00:16:15,750
she would realize
we weren't having an affair.
336
00:16:15,920 --> 00:16:17,220
Apparently not.
337
00:16:17,255 --> 00:16:19,030
I can't believe
you would go to his family.
338
00:16:19,065 --> 00:16:20,770
Why would you do that?
339
00:16:20,805 --> 00:16:23,990
I felt so guilty. Oh, it was eating me up.
340
00:16:24,010 --> 00:16:24,900
The guilt again?
341
00:16:24,935 --> 00:16:26,690
You feel guilty, so you assault a cop.
342
00:16:26,700 --> 00:16:28,300
You feel guilty,
so you paint the murder scene.
343
00:16:28,335 --> 00:16:30,320
You feel guilty, so you go to his house?
344
00:16:30,355 --> 00:16:32,030
When is this gonna end?
345
00:16:32,040 --> 00:16:34,650
I just needed to make sure they were okay.
346
00:16:34,685 --> 00:16:36,130
You know, they didn't do anything.
347
00:16:36,165 --> 00:16:37,660
Susan, we were in the clear.
348
00:16:37,670 --> 00:16:40,250
There was nobody who
could connect him to us,
349
00:16:40,285 --> 00:16:42,070
and then you had to go tell his wife...
350
00:16:42,105 --> 00:16:44,220
No, no, no, his widow...
351
00:16:44,610 --> 00:16:46,180
he was never coming back.
352
00:16:47,780 --> 00:16:50,500
I didn't tell Claudia. I told Marisa.
353
00:16:50,650 --> 00:16:51,990
Who the hell is Marisa?
354
00:16:52,570 --> 00:16:54,740
His 15-year-old stepdaughter.
355
00:16:58,690 --> 00:17:00,060
Wait. You talked to her?
356
00:17:03,890 --> 00:17:05,180
Do you think he was...
357
00:17:12,150 --> 00:17:13,960
Well, how do you know? Did she tell you?
358
00:17:18,730 --> 00:17:20,160
She didn't have to.
359
00:17:21,660 --> 00:17:24,960
I've only seen that look in
someone's eyes once before...
360
00:17:26,150 --> 00:17:27,330
yours.
361
00:17:34,360 --> 00:17:36,030
Do you think she's told her mother?
362
00:17:37,420 --> 00:17:40,030
It didn't seem like she told anyone.
363
00:17:43,320 --> 00:17:44,600
She needs to.
364
00:17:46,090 --> 00:17:49,600
Keeping a secret like that...
it just... tears you up.
365
00:17:53,110 --> 00:17:54,720
I'm so sorry. I...
366
00:17:55,510 --> 00:17:57,970
I don't know how
we're gonna get out of this one.
367
00:18:02,660 --> 00:18:03,790
I do.
368
00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:08,440
Call Claudia and tell
her I wanna talk to her.
369
00:18:10,130 --> 00:18:11,820
Who do I say you are?
370
00:18:14,670 --> 00:18:17,020
The woman's who gonna tell her
the truth about her husband.
371
00:18:29,290 --> 00:18:32,000
So... what's your feeling on carpaccio?
372
00:18:32,035 --> 00:18:34,880
My feeling is I'd like to
be locked inside a room
373
00:18:34,915 --> 00:18:37,090
made of carpaccio and eat my way out.
374
00:18:38,220 --> 00:18:40,160
I am so happy to hear you say that.
375
00:18:40,370 --> 00:18:42,070
My ex never let me order anything raw
376
00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:44,320
without giving me a lecture
about the dangers of E. coli.
377
00:18:44,355 --> 00:18:46,170
Ugh. Sexy.
378
00:18:48,310 --> 00:18:50,470
I'm sorry. I shouldn't
be talking about her.
379
00:18:50,505 --> 00:18:51,910
No, it's nice to hear
380
00:18:51,945 --> 00:18:53,980
about someone else's marriage
problems for a change.
381
00:18:54,015 --> 00:18:55,380
Oh, there was no problem,
382
00:18:55,415 --> 00:18:58,160
as long as we did
everything exactly her way.
383
00:18:59,540 --> 00:19:01,420
"Why do you have to
work for somebody else?"
384
00:19:02,090 --> 00:19:03,600
"Why don't you get your own salon?"
385
00:19:03,635 --> 00:19:06,120
I can see how that would be frustrating.
386
00:19:08,770 --> 00:19:09,980
Although...
387
00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:12,240
I suppose someone could argue
388
00:19:12,275 --> 00:19:14,310
that she was just trying to help you.
389
00:19:14,345 --> 00:19:17,600
Help me? By making me feel
like a failure all the time?
390
00:19:17,635 --> 00:19:19,790
Yeah, that is pretty awful.
391
00:19:21,740 --> 00:19:22,960
Although...
392
00:19:23,700 --> 00:19:27,130
maybe she meant it as
a motivational technique.
393
00:19:27,990 --> 00:19:29,270
So you agree with her?
394
00:19:29,760 --> 00:19:31,640
I am just trying to understand
395
00:19:31,675 --> 00:19:32,930
what she might have been thinking.
396
00:19:32,965 --> 00:19:36,800
I mean, you don't wanna be
a stylist forever, right?
397
00:19:37,150 --> 00:19:38,140
Why not?
398
00:19:38,175 --> 00:19:39,570
Because...
399
00:19:40,010 --> 00:19:41,990
who wants to be cutting
hair when they're 60?
400
00:19:42,025 --> 00:19:44,440
I mean, wouldn't you rather be
checking in on your own salon
401
00:19:44,475 --> 00:19:46,470
from a beach in Bali?
402
00:19:46,850 --> 00:19:48,180
I like cutting hair.
403
00:19:50,130 --> 00:19:51,940
Then that is all that matters.
404
00:19:54,990 --> 00:19:56,180
Although...
405
00:19:59,320 --> 00:20:02,950
My goodness, you certainly do work out.
406
00:20:03,330 --> 00:20:06,390
I just love a man with a firm bicep.
407
00:20:06,430 --> 00:20:07,900
You want to feel mine?
408
00:20:09,370 --> 00:20:10,760
Reverend Sykes, what are you doing here?
409
00:20:10,770 --> 00:20:13,680
The more pertinent question is,
what are you doing here?
410
00:20:15,240 --> 00:20:16,850
Well... as you always say,
411
00:20:16,885 --> 00:20:18,280
there's no point in
preaching to the choir.
412
00:20:18,290 --> 00:20:19,980
You've gotta go out into the world
413
00:20:20,015 --> 00:20:23,480
and... try to set
the youth on a different path.
414
00:20:23,870 --> 00:20:25,940
I think your path should
take you elsewhere,
415
00:20:25,975 --> 00:20:27,690
perhaps to one of those ladies
416
00:20:27,725 --> 00:20:29,810
not so burdened down with clothing.
417
00:20:32,110 --> 00:20:34,980
I can only imagine what you must think.
418
00:20:34,990 --> 00:20:38,270
Oh, what I think is,
as Karen McCluskey put it,
419
00:20:38,790 --> 00:20:40,760
"You're back on the yahoo juice."
420
00:20:40,800 --> 00:20:41,810
Oh, that's not mine.
421
00:20:41,845 --> 00:20:44,980
Some poor soul who was here
before me must have left it.
422
00:20:54,520 --> 00:20:58,080
I suppose I have allowed myself
to slip back into some...
423
00:20:58,380 --> 00:20:59,750
old habits.
424
00:20:59,770 --> 00:21:00,930
Well, that's why I'm here,
425
00:21:00,965 --> 00:21:02,370
to keep you from slipping any further,
426
00:21:02,405 --> 00:21:04,830
so gather up your things and let's go.
427
00:21:05,700 --> 00:21:08,260
You must be so disappointed in me.
428
00:21:08,470 --> 00:21:10,580
It's all right, Bree.
I've been your pastor for years,
429
00:21:10,615 --> 00:21:12,400
and you're the most proper
and appropriate woman
430
00:21:12,435 --> 00:21:13,390
I've ever come across.
431
00:21:13,400 --> 00:21:15,070
This is obviously a temporary lapse
432
00:21:15,105 --> 00:21:17,250
and not who you truly are.
433
00:21:18,960 --> 00:21:21,990
- How can you say that?
- Excuse me?
434
00:21:22,025 --> 00:21:24,310
How can you say who I truly am
435
00:21:24,345 --> 00:21:25,480
when I don't even know myself?
436
00:21:25,570 --> 00:21:27,910
We can discuss this later.
Now come on. Follow me.
437
00:21:27,945 --> 00:21:29,810
But I have been following you for years,
438
00:21:29,845 --> 00:21:32,870
and I am still terribly lost.
439
00:21:33,040 --> 00:21:34,800
I need to find out who I really am,
440
00:21:34,835 --> 00:21:39,470
and I think... maybe the place
I need to search is right here.
441
00:21:41,630 --> 00:21:44,620
You do realize,
if you continue to do this,
442
00:21:44,655 --> 00:21:47,880
I can no longer let you
lead the Women's Auxiliary.
443
00:21:48,400 --> 00:21:51,550
You can't do that.
The bake sale is this sunday.
444
00:21:51,585 --> 00:21:53,390
It would be a disaster without me.
445
00:21:53,400 --> 00:21:56,690
I'm looking at a much
bigger disaster right here.
446
00:21:56,900 --> 00:21:58,660
Now you're just being cruel.
447
00:21:59,030 --> 00:22:01,440
That's not very ministerial of you.
448
00:22:01,460 --> 00:22:02,830
I didn't only come here as your minister.
449
00:22:02,865 --> 00:22:04,780
I also came as your friend.
450
00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:09,070
But clearly, you have no
interest in either right now.
451
00:22:20,110 --> 00:22:20,950
So as you can see,
452
00:22:20,985 --> 00:22:22,870
within two years of opening the salon,
453
00:22:22,905 --> 00:22:25,950
you will have amortized
all the start-up costs.
454
00:22:25,985 --> 00:22:27,430
Uh, we are not ready yet.
455
00:22:27,465 --> 00:22:29,000
At that point, there's no reason
456
00:22:29,010 --> 00:22:31,130
you couldn't consistently turn a profit.
457
00:22:31,165 --> 00:22:32,260
Oh, my god.
458
00:22:33,110 --> 00:22:34,760
Can we talk about something else?
459
00:22:34,890 --> 00:22:37,420
I'm just trying to help.
From what Renee tells me,
460
00:22:37,430 --> 00:22:39,110
people go to the salon because of you,
461
00:22:39,145 --> 00:22:41,770
and yet half that money... your money...
462
00:22:41,805 --> 00:22:42,980
is going to the owner.
463
00:22:43,015 --> 00:22:45,720
Seriously, this is making my stomach hurt.
464
00:22:45,850 --> 00:22:47,490
Could it be 'cause you're scared?
465
00:22:47,940 --> 00:22:50,500
How could you say that?
You know nothing about me.
466
00:22:50,630 --> 00:22:53,390
I know. I know. It's just...
we've spent an hour
467
00:22:53,425 --> 00:22:55,610
coming up with a perfectly
reasonable 5-year plan,
468
00:22:55,645 --> 00:22:57,810
and it just makes your stomach hurt.
469
00:22:57,845 --> 00:23:01,460
You know who else had
a 5-year plan? Stalin.
470
00:23:05,150 --> 00:23:09,810
Okay. Oh, I'm sorry I said anything.
471
00:23:11,990 --> 00:23:13,730
You're happy where you are. That's great.
472
00:23:13,765 --> 00:23:16,190
There's nothing wrong with being average.
473
00:23:16,970 --> 00:23:18,110
I am not average.
474
00:23:18,120 --> 00:23:20,320
I'm sorry. Adequate, settled, comfortable.
475
00:23:20,355 --> 00:23:21,740
Whatever you wanna call it.
476
00:23:21,870 --> 00:23:23,270
Why don't we just order?
477
00:23:23,440 --> 00:23:24,580
Good idea.
478
00:23:29,970 --> 00:23:31,490
Oh, the salmon looks good.
479
00:23:31,600 --> 00:23:32,890
At a steakhouse?
480
00:23:34,610 --> 00:23:36,370
You're right. I'm sure
it's perfectly adequate...
481
00:23:36,405 --> 00:23:37,710
settled, comfortable.
482
00:23:43,600 --> 00:23:45,740
I don't know what Ben has up his sleeve,
483
00:23:45,775 --> 00:23:47,580
but it's gonna be a special night,
484
00:23:47,615 --> 00:23:50,360
so I really wanna look great.
485
00:23:51,560 --> 00:23:52,370
Speaking of which,
486
00:23:52,405 --> 00:23:55,370
how was your, uh, big date with Lynette?
487
00:23:55,410 --> 00:23:57,910
Ah! Little tight.
488
00:23:58,200 --> 00:23:59,320
- Sorry.
- Oh.
489
00:24:00,160 --> 00:24:01,590
The date was interesting.
490
00:24:02,960 --> 00:24:04,220
I really owe you one.
491
00:24:07,660 --> 00:24:08,940
What happened to your hair?
492
00:24:08,975 --> 00:24:11,400
You happened to my hair.
493
00:24:13,600 --> 00:24:16,190
Frank was the one guy in this podunk town
494
00:24:16,225 --> 00:24:18,670
who knew how to relax
a black woman's hair.
495
00:24:18,740 --> 00:24:21,500
Now I look like an extra from
"Foxy brown."
496
00:24:22,080 --> 00:24:24,380
And thanks to you,
our relationship is ruined.
497
00:24:24,390 --> 00:24:25,970
Wait. Frank did that?
498
00:24:26,005 --> 00:24:28,260
I had no idea our date was that bad.
499
00:24:28,295 --> 00:24:29,450
Oh, really?
500
00:24:29,480 --> 00:24:32,110
Did you or did you not
give him a 5-year plan
501
00:24:32,145 --> 00:24:33,630
on a cocktail napkin?!
502
00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:37,540
Well, I may have made a few
constructive suggestions,
503
00:24:37,575 --> 00:24:39,640
but only because I saw
potential in the guy.
504
00:24:39,675 --> 00:24:41,840
He could really be something.
505
00:24:41,875 --> 00:24:44,730
He is something, and he likes who he is.
506
00:24:44,765 --> 00:24:47,200
He doesn't need you telling
him that it isn't good enough.
507
00:24:47,235 --> 00:24:50,270
I am not going to apologize
for trying to help the guy.
508
00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:52,450
If he can't handle it, that's his problem.
509
00:24:52,485 --> 00:24:53,700
Ah, I see.
510
00:24:54,260 --> 00:24:56,570
So it's his fault
you tried to control him?
511
00:24:57,440 --> 00:25:00,490
Just like it was Tom's fault
you tried to control him?
512
00:25:01,070 --> 00:25:04,110
What did both of those
guys have in common?
513
00:25:04,145 --> 00:25:07,680
Oh, wait. Give me a second.
Uh, I'll think of it.
514
00:25:07,715 --> 00:25:09,230
I'd say put on a thinking cap,
515
00:25:09,265 --> 00:25:10,750
but I don't think there's one big enough.
516
00:25:10,785 --> 00:25:12,540
Well, at least I can cover up this mess.
517
00:25:13,050 --> 00:25:15,340
That one is gonna take
a hell of a lot more work.
518
00:25:22,630 --> 00:25:24,500
Come on. Take off the scarf.
519
00:25:25,130 --> 00:25:26,420
How bad could it be?
520
00:25:26,620 --> 00:25:30,290
You'd be surprised.
I look like a bottle brush.
521
00:25:30,640 --> 00:25:32,840
So what's the big occasion here?
522
00:25:33,320 --> 00:25:34,910
First, a toast.
523
00:25:35,900 --> 00:25:38,090
To the woman who came roaring into my life
524
00:25:38,100 --> 00:25:39,430
like a one-eyed wombat.
525
00:25:40,530 --> 00:25:41,990
Uh, it's a good thing.
526
00:25:42,025 --> 00:25:43,740
A force who makes each day
527
00:25:43,775 --> 00:25:46,690
more exciting and
surprising than the last.
528
00:25:52,140 --> 00:25:55,740
Now... I realize
it's only been a few months,
529
00:25:55,775 --> 00:25:56,700
but, uh...
530
00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:00,290
I found myself falling for you, Renee.
531
00:26:02,440 --> 00:26:03,650
And, uh...
532
00:26:04,330 --> 00:26:06,550
I know a keeper when I see one.
533
00:26:07,670 --> 00:26:09,300
Oh, Ben.
534
00:26:10,880 --> 00:26:11,710
You like it?
535
00:26:11,745 --> 00:26:13,790
- I love it.
- Yeah?
536
00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:16,730
It's just... it's so fast.
537
00:26:16,765 --> 00:26:18,700
Well, if you need to
take your time, I under...
538
00:26:18,735 --> 00:26:21,200
No, no, I don't need to take my time. Yes!
539
00:26:21,420 --> 00:26:22,620
I'll marry you!
540
00:26:26,790 --> 00:26:29,950
You have made me so happy.
541
00:26:31,200 --> 00:26:33,010
You don't know what you've done for me.
542
00:26:34,930 --> 00:26:37,500
When my... marriage ended,
543
00:26:37,940 --> 00:26:39,460
I felt so betrayed.
544
00:26:39,495 --> 00:26:41,970
I decided I would never
trust anyone again.
545
00:26:43,410 --> 00:26:45,110
And then you came along.
546
00:26:48,170 --> 00:26:50,230
I just feel so safe with you
547
00:26:50,265 --> 00:26:52,820
in a way that I've never felt before.
548
00:26:55,570 --> 00:26:56,920
And I know that...
549
00:26:57,750 --> 00:26:59,720
in my heart this is right.
550
00:27:06,840 --> 00:27:08,270
I can't do this.
551
00:27:10,420 --> 00:27:11,180
What?
552
00:27:11,190 --> 00:27:12,910
Just forget I said anything, okay?
553
00:27:12,945 --> 00:27:15,320
Forget you asked me to marry you?
554
00:27:15,355 --> 00:27:16,680
What? Give me the ring.
555
00:27:16,690 --> 00:27:19,360
You don't wanna marry me, Renee.
I'm an awful person.
556
00:27:19,395 --> 00:27:21,010
You're an amazing person.
557
00:27:21,370 --> 00:27:22,930
Now slide it on right there.
558
00:27:22,940 --> 00:27:23,950
- I can't.
- Why?
559
00:27:23,985 --> 00:27:25,230
What is going on?
560
00:27:25,870 --> 00:27:28,490
Oh, god. You're gonna hate me for this.
561
00:27:32,950 --> 00:27:35,060
I'm having some financial problems,
562
00:27:35,070 --> 00:27:35,980
and...
563
00:27:36,740 --> 00:27:39,710
I guess I thought if we pooled
our resources, that... oh.
564
00:27:42,520 --> 00:27:44,430
You wanted to marry me for my money?
565
00:27:44,465 --> 00:27:45,440
I know.
566
00:27:46,980 --> 00:27:48,050
I'm sorry.
567
00:27:56,030 --> 00:27:57,230
Look, Renee...
568
00:27:59,990 --> 00:28:01,740
I meant every word I said.
569
00:28:02,860 --> 00:28:04,180
I do love you.
570
00:28:05,860 --> 00:28:08,820
There's really no way for me
to know that now, is there?
571
00:28:32,140 --> 00:28:33,440
Hi, Claudia.
572
00:28:33,860 --> 00:28:35,670
I'm Gaby. Thanks for coming.
573
00:28:35,930 --> 00:28:38,360
Yeah. This one said
you wanted to talk to me?
574
00:28:38,395 --> 00:28:39,160
What about?
575
00:28:43,300 --> 00:28:44,500
We should go inside.
576
00:28:48,330 --> 00:28:50,050
- You're not coming?
- No.
577
00:28:50,060 --> 00:28:51,650
I'm-I'm gonna wait out here.
578
00:28:51,790 --> 00:28:54,280
I think you two could
probably use some privacy.
579
00:29:07,460 --> 00:29:09,910
It's not usually this messy in here.
We're redecorating.
580
00:29:09,945 --> 00:29:11,830
Excuse me, Mrs. Solis?
Do you have a second?
581
00:29:11,865 --> 00:29:13,080
What-what is that?
582
00:29:16,360 --> 00:29:18,790
Red wine. New year's eve party.
583
00:29:18,825 --> 00:29:20,770
We were playing... smash-the-bottle,
584
00:29:20,805 --> 00:29:21,930
which is a terrible game.
585
00:29:21,940 --> 00:29:24,100
Okay. Uh, we're taking lunch.
586
00:29:24,270 --> 00:29:26,340
Just wanted to give you
a heads-up before we replace it.
587
00:29:26,350 --> 00:29:29,780
Great! Great. Don't need any
reminders of that crazy night.
588
00:29:32,330 --> 00:29:33,690
Can I get you something to drink?
589
00:29:33,725 --> 00:29:35,590
No. You can tell me what
the hell I'm doing here.
590
00:29:35,625 --> 00:29:36,440
Where's Ramon?
591
00:29:36,475 --> 00:29:39,520
Well... how to start this...
592
00:29:43,320 --> 00:29:46,560
First of all, the man you're looking for...
593
00:29:46,730 --> 00:29:48,500
his real name is Alejandro Perez.
594
00:29:49,400 --> 00:29:50,280
What?
595
00:29:50,800 --> 00:29:52,470
No, it's not.
596
00:29:53,060 --> 00:29:53,900
Trust me.
597
00:29:55,450 --> 00:29:57,050
I knew him before he ever met you.
598
00:29:59,300 --> 00:30:00,340
How?
599
00:30:01,340 --> 00:30:02,840
He was my stepfather.
600
00:30:13,350 --> 00:30:14,390
You okay?
601
00:30:14,930 --> 00:30:16,930
I just want all this to be over.
602
00:30:17,910 --> 00:30:19,050
Me, too.
603
00:30:19,580 --> 00:30:21,230
But it's never going to end.
604
00:30:21,480 --> 00:30:23,380
She won't stop looking for him.
605
00:30:24,280 --> 00:30:25,690
She still loves him.
606
00:30:27,640 --> 00:30:29,420
So you didn't tell her?
607
00:30:29,455 --> 00:30:30,590
No way.
608
00:30:31,360 --> 00:30:33,200
She would never believe me.
609
00:30:34,710 --> 00:30:36,180
Did you tell anyone?
610
00:30:38,800 --> 00:30:39,590
No.
611
00:30:41,220 --> 00:30:44,800
Marisa, I'm not gonna
pretend to understand
612
00:30:44,835 --> 00:30:46,050
what you're dealing with.
613
00:30:46,085 --> 00:30:48,370
But I have a friend who
went through the same thing,
614
00:30:48,405 --> 00:30:53,100
and she said that as awful as it was,
615
00:30:54,410 --> 00:30:58,410
keeping the secret only makes it worse.
616
00:31:02,550 --> 00:31:04,330
So if he left you and your mom,
617
00:31:04,830 --> 00:31:07,010
changed his name,
started a whole new life,
618
00:31:08,070 --> 00:31:09,640
why'd he come back to see you?
619
00:31:11,240 --> 00:31:13,960
I had visited my hometown.
I said some things about him.
620
00:31:13,995 --> 00:31:15,490
He heard, and he wanted me to stop.
621
00:31:16,210 --> 00:31:17,420
What kind of things?
622
00:31:19,560 --> 00:31:21,110
Look, this isn't easy for me...
623
00:31:21,145 --> 00:31:22,470
What kind of things?
624
00:31:24,670 --> 00:31:26,590
When I was 15, he molested me.
625
00:31:33,990 --> 00:31:35,790
You expect me to believe that?
626
00:31:36,890 --> 00:31:39,020
I was a virgin, and he hurt me.
627
00:31:39,710 --> 00:31:40,440
Liar.
628
00:31:40,475 --> 00:31:41,470
Claudia.
629
00:31:42,940 --> 00:31:44,700
I know this is hard to hear.
630
00:31:44,735 --> 00:31:46,040
I don't know what you and your friend did.
631
00:31:46,075 --> 00:31:47,710
I don't know what happened to my husband.
632
00:31:47,920 --> 00:31:50,030
All I know is everything
I'm being told is a lie.
633
00:31:50,040 --> 00:31:52,240
It's not! He was a child molester.
634
00:31:52,275 --> 00:31:55,740
Shut up! You can make it
sound as bad as you want.
635
00:31:55,980 --> 00:31:58,380
You can tell all the disgusting
lies you can think of.
636
00:31:58,415 --> 00:31:59,870
I will never believe you.
637
00:32:00,390 --> 00:32:01,640
Then believe me.
638
00:32:05,750 --> 00:32:06,560
What?
639
00:32:08,860 --> 00:32:10,780
I was too scared to tell you.
640
00:32:11,370 --> 00:32:13,270
I know how much you love him.
641
00:32:13,930 --> 00:32:15,090
Oh, my god.
642
00:32:15,640 --> 00:32:16,950
Are you saying...
643
00:32:17,240 --> 00:32:19,350
I kept thinking it would stop.
644
00:32:21,010 --> 00:32:24,060
No. No.
645
00:32:27,300 --> 00:32:28,810
Not my baby.
646
00:32:29,900 --> 00:32:30,960
No.
647
00:32:32,980 --> 00:32:33,920
No.
648
00:32:46,840 --> 00:32:48,430
It is all my fault.
649
00:32:51,490 --> 00:32:52,240
Come in.
650
00:32:57,700 --> 00:32:58,720
You were right.
651
00:32:58,755 --> 00:33:00,480
All those years, I thought I pushed Tom
652
00:33:00,515 --> 00:33:02,120
because he needed me to.
653
00:33:02,570 --> 00:33:03,750
Well, he did.
654
00:33:03,785 --> 00:33:06,480
No, he didn't, and that guy wasn't Tom.
655
00:33:06,515 --> 00:33:08,480
He was just a perfectly lovely guy,
656
00:33:08,515 --> 00:33:10,070
perfectly content with his life
657
00:33:10,105 --> 00:33:12,320
until hurricane Lynette hit him.
658
00:33:12,355 --> 00:33:14,190
At least you recognize it.
659
00:33:14,420 --> 00:33:16,340
They always say that's the first step.
660
00:33:16,790 --> 00:33:18,300
Mm, can I tell you the truth?
661
00:33:18,335 --> 00:33:22,000
There was a part of me that
recognized it the whole time.
662
00:33:22,035 --> 00:33:24,760
A little voice inside my head telling me,
663
00:33:24,795 --> 00:33:27,800
"You like this guy,
and you're driving him nuts. Stop."
664
00:33:27,835 --> 00:33:29,930
But I couldn't.
665
00:33:30,510 --> 00:33:33,710
What if after all these years,
I can't stop?
666
00:33:33,745 --> 00:33:36,670
What if this is who I am?
667
00:33:37,180 --> 00:33:41,370
Remember in college
you used to bite your nails?
668
00:33:41,405 --> 00:33:42,660
You stopped that.
669
00:33:43,270 --> 00:33:45,400
Yeah, by taking up smoking.
670
00:33:45,435 --> 00:33:47,650
Remember how you quit smoking?
671
00:33:48,350 --> 00:33:49,240
Yoga.
672
00:33:49,570 --> 00:33:51,200
I've never seen you more relaxed
673
00:33:51,235 --> 00:33:53,030
than when you were taking those classes.
674
00:33:53,320 --> 00:33:54,390
I don't know.
675
00:33:54,425 --> 00:33:56,000
All I'm saying is
676
00:33:56,320 --> 00:33:58,100
you are the most determined person I know.
677
00:33:58,450 --> 00:34:00,370
You can do anything you want.
678
00:34:00,405 --> 00:34:02,150
I just wanna be different.
679
00:34:02,185 --> 00:34:06,400
I'm sick of being
this hypercritical nut job.
680
00:34:07,110 --> 00:34:08,530
It'll get better.
681
00:34:08,970 --> 00:34:11,920
Trust me. And so will dating.
682
00:34:11,955 --> 00:34:13,500
You will find somebody.
683
00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:16,350
I hope you're right.
684
00:34:17,630 --> 00:34:19,510
I mean, hell, if you found Ben...
685
00:34:23,360 --> 00:34:26,020
I'm joking. I'm joking.
686
00:34:27,170 --> 00:34:28,380
Ben and I...
687
00:34:31,740 --> 00:34:32,800
it's over.
688
00:34:48,240 --> 00:34:50,540
So that's where the tough guy lives, huh?
689
00:34:53,080 --> 00:34:54,940
Can we just do our business, please?
690
00:34:56,210 --> 00:34:59,560
You pay every week, everyone's happy.
691
00:34:59,595 --> 00:35:02,050
You miss one, it'll cost you.
692
00:35:02,210 --> 00:35:03,270
You miss two...
693
00:35:03,980 --> 00:35:05,460
You don't wanna miss two.
694
00:35:05,495 --> 00:35:06,390
Don't worry.
695
00:35:06,810 --> 00:35:09,240
I just have to get past this rough patch,
696
00:35:09,275 --> 00:35:10,950
and then the money will be rolling in.
697
00:35:10,985 --> 00:35:12,000
Take your time.
698
00:35:12,470 --> 00:35:13,870
Besides, if you're not good for it,
699
00:35:13,905 --> 00:35:16,580
I understand that pretty
girlfriend of yours is loaded.
700
00:35:18,570 --> 00:35:20,220
She's got nothing to do with this.
701
00:35:20,950 --> 00:35:23,300
You keep her out of it. You understand me?
702
00:35:25,230 --> 00:35:27,250
There's a lot of tough
guys on this street.
703
00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:41,370
Hi! Come in.
704
00:35:41,405 --> 00:35:42,280
We're not staying.
705
00:35:42,315 --> 00:35:43,660
Just... came to say good-bye.
706
00:35:44,060 --> 00:35:45,140
And thank you.
707
00:35:46,260 --> 00:35:48,690
You sure you don't wanna stay?
I have a guest room.
708
00:35:49,100 --> 00:35:50,250
No, we need to be getting back.
709
00:35:50,285 --> 00:35:52,030
This one's missed enough school already.
710
00:35:53,530 --> 00:35:55,000
Give me a second, mija.
711
00:36:10,020 --> 00:36:11,480
I still don't know how
this could have happened
712
00:36:11,515 --> 00:36:12,510
under my nose.
713
00:36:12,840 --> 00:36:14,890
You must think I'm
the worst mother in the world.
714
00:36:15,760 --> 00:36:16,520
No.
715
00:36:17,570 --> 00:36:19,840
At least you believe her.
My mother never did.
716
00:36:20,710 --> 00:36:23,420
But I'm the one who brought
that man into her life.
717
00:36:23,430 --> 00:36:26,060
You didn't know. Nobody ever knew...
718
00:36:26,095 --> 00:36:27,380
What a monster he was?
719
00:36:28,570 --> 00:36:30,140
I know now, thanks to you.
720
00:36:37,560 --> 00:36:39,620
You said that stain was red wine?
721
00:36:44,340 --> 00:36:46,120
You should probably get rid of that.
722
00:38:01,160 --> 00:38:02,830
Bree, what are you doing here?
723
00:38:02,865 --> 00:38:05,040
Oh, I've been running
this bake sale for eight years.
724
00:38:05,075 --> 00:38:06,180
Why wouldn't I be here?
725
00:38:06,215 --> 00:38:08,220
I told everyone you weren't feeling well
726
00:38:08,255 --> 00:38:10,560
and had decided to sit this one out.
727
00:38:10,595 --> 00:38:12,640
Well, I'm feeling better now.
728
00:38:12,870 --> 00:38:14,520
Besides every bake sale
729
00:38:14,555 --> 00:38:17,160
needs... a tart.
730
00:38:18,180 --> 00:38:21,440
While I appreciate a good
culinary double entendre
731
00:38:21,475 --> 00:38:22,600
as much as the next man,
732
00:38:22,635 --> 00:38:24,930
I really don't think you should
be here in your condition.
733
00:38:25,640 --> 00:38:29,900
I'm fine. Look how beautifully
my dessert came out.
734
00:38:29,935 --> 00:38:32,440
Shortcrust pastry, fresh strawberries...
735
00:38:32,475 --> 00:38:33,950
You've obviously been drinking.
736
00:38:33,985 --> 00:38:36,250
I don't want you to embarrass yourself.
737
00:38:36,285 --> 00:38:39,200
Well, I appreciate your concern, reverend,
738
00:38:39,670 --> 00:38:41,390
but I can take care of myself.
739
00:38:47,930 --> 00:38:49,450
You're very welcome.
740
00:38:49,485 --> 00:38:51,620
Tell all your friends to come to my table.
741
00:38:52,200 --> 00:38:53,980
All right, who's next?
742
00:38:56,080 --> 00:38:57,120
Greg.
743
00:38:57,260 --> 00:38:58,580
Oh, my god. Bree.
744
00:38:59,240 --> 00:39:00,620
Wh-what are you doing here?
745
00:39:00,655 --> 00:39:01,910
This is my church.
746
00:39:01,945 --> 00:39:04,000
Are you a member?
I've never seen you here before.
747
00:39:04,035 --> 00:39:07,510
I, uh, just joined. Yes.
Nice talking to you.
748
00:39:07,545 --> 00:39:08,430
Wait, wait.
749
00:39:08,465 --> 00:39:10,710
Can't I tempt you with a slice
750
00:39:10,745 --> 00:39:13,290
of my famous strawberry... tart?
751
00:39:13,325 --> 00:39:15,270
I, uh, I should probably get going...
752
00:39:15,430 --> 00:39:17,820
What a funny coincidence this was.
753
00:39:17,855 --> 00:39:19,760
Will I see you at Murray's later?
754
00:39:19,890 --> 00:39:22,320
Or... we could just
skip the Murray's part,
755
00:39:22,355 --> 00:39:24,800
and you could come...
straight to my house.
756
00:39:25,250 --> 00:39:28,080
Greg, who is this woman?
757
00:39:28,430 --> 00:39:32,100
Uh, this is Bree.
She, um, she goes to this church.
758
00:39:32,710 --> 00:39:34,890
Doesn't sound like you met her in church.
759
00:39:34,925 --> 00:39:38,080
Excuse me. What business
is it of yours how we met?
760
00:39:38,115 --> 00:39:39,200
I'm his wife.
761
00:39:41,410 --> 00:39:43,240
I guess it is your business.
762
00:39:46,380 --> 00:39:48,050
Unbelievable.
763
00:39:48,060 --> 00:39:51,130
You're always going on about working late
764
00:39:51,165 --> 00:39:53,690
and sleeping in the office, and meanwhile,
765
00:39:53,700 --> 00:39:56,890
you're hanging out at dive
bars picking up trash.
766
00:39:58,200 --> 00:40:00,240
I don't like your accusation.
767
00:40:00,660 --> 00:40:03,030
Oh, yeah? Guess what I don't like?
768
00:40:03,065 --> 00:40:05,000
You screwing my husband!
769
00:40:05,010 --> 00:40:06,780
Bree, this is what I was worried about.
770
00:40:06,790 --> 00:40:08,040
You need to leave.
771
00:40:08,740 --> 00:40:12,420
You're kicking me out?
She's the one making a scene,
772
00:40:12,455 --> 00:40:15,190
and a dry batch of cupcakes,
by the looks of it.
773
00:40:15,225 --> 00:40:17,800
Thanks, but I'm not
looking for baking tips
774
00:40:17,835 --> 00:40:19,050
from the town whore.
775
00:40:19,800 --> 00:40:22,060
Don't listen to her, Bree.
She doesn't know who you are.
776
00:40:27,610 --> 00:40:28,950
Actually, Karen...
777
00:40:29,940 --> 00:40:31,430
I think she does.
778
00:40:37,300 --> 00:40:39,460
Now I know you're all anxious to dig in
779
00:40:39,495 --> 00:40:42,520
to the delicious gossip
I've provided for you.
780
00:40:43,280 --> 00:40:45,600
And I could really use a drink.
781
00:40:52,050 --> 00:40:55,500
Yes, in the life of every housewife,
782
00:40:55,535 --> 00:40:58,220
there comes a time for renovation.
783
00:41:00,900 --> 00:41:04,990
She may be doing away with
an unpleasant memory...
784
00:41:07,790 --> 00:41:11,660
breaking up a once happy relationship...
785
00:41:14,890 --> 00:41:20,210
or making the necessary changes
to prepare for a new one.
786
00:41:23,120 --> 00:41:25,800
But no matter how much a housewife
787
00:41:25,835 --> 00:41:28,480
may embrace the way her life is changing,
788
00:41:29,890 --> 00:41:32,170
the people in her neighborhood
789
00:41:32,470 --> 00:41:35,110
may take a different view.
790
00:41:36,020 --> 00:41:37,100
What's the matter?
791
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Maybe we should, uh, go inside.
792
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Or maybe we shouldn't.