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I can't see anything!
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Where the fuck are we?
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All right, Ginger Minge? Which way?
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Yeah, I-I think this map
might be a bit shit.
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This isn't a map. It's a multiple
choice test for retarded twats.
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Yeah, I confuse easily.
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Yeah... You find
the fucking airport Alo,
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and I'll check to see
if my tits are still there.
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Teamwork, right?
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Yeah.
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Uh, fuck! It's moving!
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Oh, shit! They're all over me!
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Fuck! Oh, fuck!
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For fuck's sake.
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Oh, my God - get them off me!
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Chill out! What the fuck's
going on, OK? Stop moving,
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stop moving OK, OK, OK?
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Get it!
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I think it's in here.
Just stop moving, let me check.
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Say it.
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Follow that plane!
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Oh, fuck! You tossers!
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Bonjour monsieur.
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Everyone seems friendly.
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Honestly Rich, do you have to wear
your cousin's hand-me-downs?
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Look, I'm not gonna buy clothes
I'm not gonna wear again.
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Your cousin's gay, right?
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Rufus? No!
He's just imaginative.
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Right.
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Look, you don't get heavy metal
beachwear. It's just not our scene.
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What was that for?
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Just don't change.
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OK.
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Where the fuck is everyone!?
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What did he say?
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He likes your shorts.
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Ah...
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Whoo!
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They are great big gays, yes?
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Richy Roo! Richy Roo!
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Hey, black bitch.
Hey, white bitch.
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Hey, silly bitch.
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Holiday!
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All right, we're gonna piss
on Rider in his sleep!
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Why?
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His Dad's Villa's not finished.
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Hang on, he said it was a luxury pad.
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Rider's gotta turn the water on, man.
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Yeah, the pool's a bit
more of a barbecue pit.
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Shit! We paid!
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Chill out, man.
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He promised - it's gonna be full
by the time we get back.
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Whoo!
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And we found three ounces of ganja
underneath the kitchen floor!
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Holiday!
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Morocco! Whoooaahhhh!
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Whoooah!
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Here it is, guys - Chateau Rider.
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I don't know why you had to bring
so much stuff.
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I don't know how people dress here.
I need options.
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Now, about the bedrooms...
It was all decided democratically.
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Yeah? How?
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Mini chose her room
and then we all drew lots...
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and...
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Well, you weren't here.
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Right. It's not that bad...
What's the problem?
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You've got the penthouse. Sorry,
mate, but we got you a mattress.
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Yay!
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For fuck's sake!
It doesn't even have a roof.
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Shouldn't turn up late for holidays,
should you?
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Cheer up, mate, all right?
We'll go for a dip.
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Rider's been turning the water on...
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I'll tell you what, mate -
it's fuckin' A...
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Last one in the pool's a pussy!
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It is a lovely pool.
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Here we goooooo!
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Aargh!
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Aargh!
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I don't think Rider
put the water on yet.
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For fuck's sake, Rider,
you useless bastard!
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Mate. You're making a lot of noise.
Get up here.
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I'm getting stoned
like a whore in a burqa.
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I think that might be a little bit
racist, mate.
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Racist? Or is it Ace-ist?
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Oi! Rider!
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You said the fucking pool would be
filled up by the time we got back.
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You went already?
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Put the water on, Rider.
Otherwise I'll have to mess you up.
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Really? Any time!
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Cos I haven't had
a shower in 43 hours...
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You smell like muff.
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But you know, I dig that in a lady.
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Let's McMake out, lassie...
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This is your fault!
He's your friend!
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I fucking hate him. Don't I, Rider?
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You love me, you homosexual.
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You all love me
and you're all homosexuals,
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especially the women, hopefully...
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Ah!
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OK... Let's get fucked.
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{pub}Woo-hoo-hoo!
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I'm going to see if I
can find some more drugs.
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Yeah go for it man.
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Oh, just shut up and leave me alone.
I'm sorry about the fucking map. OK?
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I don't care. I don't care.
Oh, for crying out loud!
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Oh, come on, Franky!
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You just fucking sit there you
don't you, you twat!
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I was just saying that the...
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You go on and on like...
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OK, OK.
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I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I was trying to pass the time.
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I thought you liked
Simone De Beauvoir...
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Screw you! You mind fuck!
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Franky.
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Matty.
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Hi.
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How was Tunisia?
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Yeah, it's... it's a long way,
that's all.
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Hey.
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Hey.
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Been busy losing your virginity then?
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Yeah, yeah a lot.
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Ah, I missed you guys.
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Sure, honey.
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Hey, crazy bitch, we want a snog too.
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No offence, Franks.
You ming like muff plus!
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Oh, I'm sorry. Where's the shower?
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Ooh, it feels good. It feels good.
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On the chest, yeah?
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Yeah, yeah, good. Oh, Yeah!
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Nearly, nearly, nearly.
I'm clean! I'm clean!
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How's the washing up liquid?
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It's mad! It's like lemony zest!
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Honestly my balls are
so tingly right now... Woo-hoo!
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Shit!
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Um, ladies you're in the locker room.
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Yeah, just checking you stick
to the water ration.
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One bottle per person.
Because I need to detox.
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Yo, Nicky, Tiny Tits wants a shower.
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What did you call me?
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Nothing.
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Franky wanted to talk to Matty.
Yeah?
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Er, Matty, I'm sorry.
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I got cross.
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That's all right,
I know I go on about...
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Yeah. You know,
I don't even like Morrissey.
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And you just kept saying
the lyrics and farting
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and, you know, it's
really irritating but, er...
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But, you know, it doesn't matter.
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We're here now,
we've made it to Morocco
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and we can talk to other people,
you know other than each other...
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Cool.
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Yeah.
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Sorted! Now girls got to freshen up.
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Oh, if I catch anyone checking out
fanny festival,
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I'll be taking your lemony balls
for a long walk.
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OK?
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Yeah, sure cool...
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Right!
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See ya!
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I mean, what the fuck!?
We paid for a room.
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We all paid!
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Rich, leave it.
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For fuck's sake!
There's no roof, there's no water.
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There's no electricity.
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How are we going to see or wash
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or flush the fucking toilet?
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Come on, Rich...
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Or listen to my new Slayer album?
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Rich! Do you like this?
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A holiday's like a box
of chocolates, Richard.
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You never know what you're
going to get.
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You're the most beautiful
woman I've ever seen.
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Got ya. Ha!
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♪ Shades of wine love keeps
dancing through my mind... ♪
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And I sing.
Not that metal shit either.
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Nu-huh!
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♪ No, I can't escape this time
all because of you... ♪
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♪ Yesterday, love was
just a word to say
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♪ Overnight a holiday
All because of you... ♪
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♪ So unreal, life was just a... ♪
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♪ A ferris wheel... ♪ What was that?
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It sounds like a party.
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Come on, Alo.
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Use your massive nostrils
to sniff it!
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Yes, it's down here.
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Keep running ginger boy.
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Where's he going?
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Wait! Wait!
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Alo.
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Ooo! Ooo!
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Follow him, follow him, follow him.
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Where the fuck's he gone?
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Wait, I've found it.
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Yes! All right! Whoooo!
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Guys, it's here, it's down here!
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Let's crash it man.
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Silly French left the top...
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Er excuse me, you speak English,
right?
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Thank god cos we're lost.
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Fucking idiot!
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I'm sorry
I talk too much about stuff.
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It's OK, Matty. It's fine.
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We were having a fucking classic
summer holiday.
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I know.
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So what's going on?
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Do we have to do this?
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What? It's us. We're great together.
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Is this what it's like,
being with someone?
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You loved it.
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Tunisia, the beach.
Making love to me.
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It gets boring, Matty.
All the fucking and the talking.
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And... and just all the stuff. OK?
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That's not fair.
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What's fair got to do with it?
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Hey there.
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I'm sorry. I was just
looking for somewhere a bit quiet.
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That's cool... It's never
that quiet when we're here.
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We?
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My mates, we like a good time.
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I should go find my boyfriend.
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OK. Boyfriend, sure...
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Where are you staying?
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In the villa over the hill.
It's a bit of a wreck.
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Really?
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Yeah, it's a bit shit.
It's been empty for a while.
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Tell me something I don't know,
weird girl.
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That's hard. You seem so wise.
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OK. Then I suggest
we dance our fucking dicks off.
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{pub}Stop it.
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Stupid fucking men!
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Hey.
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What are you doing, Farmboy?
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Um... Well...
I suppose I was seeing
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if my porn app will download
onto this iPhone that I nicked.
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And you have no particular
level of shame about that?
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Er, no, I always steal from people
who make me feel inferior.
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Like who?
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Well, pretty much anyone,
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er, especially if they're rich,
good looking
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and having a lot of sex.
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And that evens it out, huh?
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Yeah, you should try it sometime.
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Why don't you just try
having some sex.
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Yeah, don't be stupid.
Who'd want to have sex with...
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Whoa, hang on.
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If you tell a soul,
I'll fucking kill you, all right?
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Stop pinching yourself. You're awake
and it's time this ship set sail.
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I'm awake. I'm awake.
I'm awake. I'm awake.
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I'm awake. I'm awake.
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Oh, my God.
You've got to be fucking kidding.
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This is the only room I've ever had
where you have to wear sun block.
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It's heavenly.
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Yes, heavenly.
If I die tomorrow, then I'd go happy.
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What about me.
I wouldn't be happy.
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Oh, yeah.
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Well, I'd just come back
and do knob jokes to cheer you up.
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I'd like that.
262
00:22:13,760 --> 00:22:15,280
Your knob's always
been a bit of a joke.
263
00:22:15,440 --> 00:22:16,560
It has.
264
00:22:16,720 --> 00:22:20,720
But, usually,
it's ready for a bit of stand-up.
265
00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:22,040
Nice.
266
00:22:22,160 --> 00:22:24,360
Nice.
267
00:22:24,480 --> 00:22:25,920
Rich?
268
00:22:26,040 --> 00:22:27,400
My love?
269
00:22:27,520 --> 00:22:29,800
As long as you're here,
you may as well know...
270
00:22:29,920 --> 00:22:33,920
I've had a number of orgasms today
and right now I'm completely happy.
271
00:22:40,280 --> 00:22:44,280
Don't knock it, kid.
272
00:23:24,120 --> 00:23:26,520
I had to drive
your truck back, last night.
273
00:23:26,640 --> 00:23:30,640
Yeah, cheers. I walked.
274
00:23:31,480 --> 00:23:35,480
By yourself? What's going on, bro?
275
00:23:36,360 --> 00:23:40,360
She was so into it in Tunisia
but then after a while...
276
00:23:42,560 --> 00:23:45,360
I think maybe she can't do it.
277
00:23:45,520 --> 00:23:46,560
Do what?
278
00:23:46,680 --> 00:23:50,280
Be with someone.
279
00:23:50,400 --> 00:23:54,200
Mate, sort it out.
280
00:24:07,720 --> 00:24:11,000
Where did you get to... last night?
281
00:24:11,120 --> 00:24:12,360
Nowhere.
282
00:24:12,480 --> 00:24:15,120
Yeah?
283
00:24:15,240 --> 00:24:19,240
Nothing happened.
He drove me home, that's all.
284
00:24:20,120 --> 00:24:22,120
Oh, the relief!
285
00:24:22,280 --> 00:24:26,280
You should sort things out
with Matthew.
286
00:24:26,840 --> 00:24:28,760
Yeah? Why?
287
00:24:28,920 --> 00:24:31,200
Well, because he's your boyfriend
288
00:24:31,360 --> 00:24:34,480
and, well, last night
you were acting like...
289
00:24:34,600 --> 00:24:35,960
a bit of a slut.
290
00:24:36,080 --> 00:24:38,440
Is that what's life's all about then?
291
00:24:38,560 --> 00:24:41,160
Not upsetting our boyfriends?
292
00:24:41,280 --> 00:24:45,280
Fuck sakes!
293
00:24:47,640 --> 00:24:51,560
I liked her better when she might
or might not have been a lesbian.
294
00:24:51,720 --> 00:24:53,080
Yep.
295
00:24:53,240 --> 00:24:56,280
Oh, yeah. Right on cue.
296
00:24:56,440 --> 00:24:58,520
Fucking hate this wanker.
297
00:24:58,640 --> 00:25:01,400
Yeah, I'd still shag him though.
298
00:25:01,520 --> 00:25:03,320
You're such a massive slut.
299
00:25:03,440 --> 00:25:04,560
Hi, kids.
300
00:25:04,720 --> 00:25:06,520
Uh, hi, older dude.
301
00:25:06,680 --> 00:25:07,960
Yeah, we just wanted to drop over.
302
00:25:08,080 --> 00:25:10,160
Yeah, friendly, y'know.
303
00:25:10,320 --> 00:25:13,600
Anyway, we had a kicking time
last night, right?
304
00:25:13,760 --> 00:25:15,840
Did he just say kicking?
305
00:25:15,960 --> 00:25:19,120
Yeah, yeah, Jakey's retro.
306
00:25:19,280 --> 00:25:21,760
Anyway, thing is,
it's a bit embarrassing
307
00:25:21,920 --> 00:25:24,522
but you guys have got something
that belongs to us.
308
00:25:24,642 --> 00:25:25,400
What?
309
00:25:27,200 --> 00:25:30,880
This. We thought the place
was empty and we stashed it here.
310
00:25:31,040 --> 00:25:32,960
Finders keepers?
311
00:25:33,080 --> 00:25:35,800
I'm sorry. It's just,
we owe a little cash on it.
312
00:25:35,960 --> 00:25:39,680
Well, take it and fuck off then.
313
00:25:40,920 --> 00:25:44,320
I tell you what, how about we chuck
in some eighths to say sorry?
314
00:25:44,480 --> 00:25:47,800
Yeah, or you could
chuck in some ounces.
315
00:25:47,920 --> 00:25:49,520
I mean, we do a lot of spliff.
316
00:25:49,640 --> 00:25:52,320
Yeah, yeah, sure, man.
And come to the beach party today.
317
00:25:52,440 --> 00:25:55,480
VIP list. We're sorted for E's.
What do you say?
318
00:25:55,640 --> 00:25:57,960
What, they've still got E's here?
Fuck, that is retro.
319
00:25:58,120 --> 00:25:58,840
Jake's DJ-ing.
320
00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:02,480
I'm fucking hot. Believe it.
321
00:26:11,440 --> 00:26:13,200
Yeah, pretty good.
322
00:26:13,360 --> 00:26:14,800
Not as good as this.
323
00:26:26,480 --> 00:26:30,480
Oh, my God, what wankers!
324
00:27:06,760 --> 00:27:08,400
Let's get leathered!
325
00:29:05,320 --> 00:29:06,480
Hey! How are you?
326
00:29:06,600 --> 00:29:09,760
Good. Great. Fabulous!
Come and dance with us.
327
00:29:09,880 --> 00:29:13,400
Ah... My friends.
They will tell tales on me.
328
00:29:13,520 --> 00:29:14,680
Why?
329
00:29:14,800 --> 00:29:16,480
I'm a God-fearing boy.
330
00:29:16,600 --> 00:29:19,520
Yeah, yeah, it ain't cool.
331
00:29:35,200 --> 00:29:36,600
You're thinking...
332
00:29:36,760 --> 00:29:40,200
Why is life so fucking predictable?
333
00:29:42,240 --> 00:29:43,120
You're 17.
334
00:29:43,240 --> 00:29:44,920
I'm 18, actually.
335
00:29:45,040 --> 00:29:48,000
You're 18, you've got to
go back to school,
336
00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:51,400
go back to your mum and dad.
337
00:29:51,520 --> 00:29:53,440
Not exactly.
338
00:29:53,600 --> 00:29:57,600
It's all inevitable.
339
00:29:57,760 --> 00:30:00,720
It's all going to go down.
340
00:30:00,840 --> 00:30:03,560
And?
341
00:30:03,680 --> 00:30:07,680
You don't owe anybody anything.
342
00:30:08,480 --> 00:30:12,560
You owe nothing.
343
00:30:16,480 --> 00:30:19,240
Come with me.
344
00:30:19,360 --> 00:30:20,240
Where?
345
00:30:20,400 --> 00:30:23,880
Anywhere. Until we get bored.
Then... whatever.
346
00:30:29,120 --> 00:30:30,520
This...
347
00:30:30,680 --> 00:30:32,880
is real life.
348
00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:35,160
This is it.
349
00:30:35,280 --> 00:30:38,320
And we go right now?
350
00:30:38,480 --> 00:30:42,480
Right now.
351
00:30:55,360 --> 00:30:56,040
Whoa!
352
00:30:56,200 --> 00:30:59,440
Oh, uh... yeah. It's me, Farmboy.
353
00:30:59,600 --> 00:31:00,640
Coincidence?
354
00:31:00,760 --> 00:31:01,960
Unhappily. No.
355
00:31:02,080 --> 00:31:05,440
Er, I just came to reiterate
what will happen to you
356
00:31:05,560 --> 00:31:07,200
if you mention that...
357
00:31:07,360 --> 00:31:08,280
I banged your brains out.
358
00:31:08,440 --> 00:31:10,200
No, you didn't.
359
00:31:10,360 --> 00:31:12,120
- I fucking did.
- It's never happening again.
360
00:31:12,280 --> 00:31:13,600
Why not?
361
00:31:13,720 --> 00:31:16,440
Well, because... Because...
362
00:31:16,560 --> 00:31:18,680
Well, basically
you're not worthy of me. OK?
363
00:31:18,800 --> 00:31:22,800
Don't you like having
your brains banged out?
364
00:31:26,680 --> 00:31:30,520
No-one can know, Farmboy.
365
00:31:38,920 --> 00:31:42,920
Oh! Ah!
366
00:31:53,320 --> 00:31:56,120
Oi.
367
00:31:56,240 --> 00:31:58,960
What?
368
00:31:59,120 --> 00:32:03,120
Nothing. Nothing much.
369
00:32:03,880 --> 00:32:07,120
So...?
370
00:32:07,240 --> 00:32:08,560
We want a favour.
371
00:32:08,720 --> 00:32:10,600
We?
372
00:32:10,760 --> 00:32:13,520
Yeah. Yeah, Luke and me.
We'd like a favour.
373
00:32:13,680 --> 00:32:15,280
Why should I do anything for him?
374
00:32:15,400 --> 00:32:19,400
Because, er... the girl.
You've been fucking her.
375
00:32:20,640 --> 00:32:22,200
And now Luke's going to fuck her.
376
00:32:22,360 --> 00:32:23,840
Oh, piss off!
377
00:32:23,960 --> 00:32:24,760
Sit down.
378
00:32:24,920 --> 00:32:27,160
Nah. Why should I?
379
00:32:27,320 --> 00:32:30,160
Well, mainly because
I strapped about six kilos of dope
380
00:32:30,280 --> 00:32:31,800
into the bottom of your truck.
381
00:32:31,960 --> 00:32:33,600
Not that you'll find it.
382
00:32:33,720 --> 00:32:36,240
You what?!
383
00:32:36,360 --> 00:32:37,760
You want the girl back?
384
00:32:37,880 --> 00:32:40,920
S'easy. You drive your truck
into Marrakesh for us.
385
00:32:41,040 --> 00:32:45,040
Boom. Luke leaves her alone.
Everyone's lovely again.
386
00:32:47,440 --> 00:32:51,440
There's an address there.
387
00:32:52,080 --> 00:32:55,720
You're fucking kidding me.
It's 300km away.
388
00:32:55,840 --> 00:32:59,360
The roads are quiet.
No cops about at this time. Safe.
389
00:32:59,520 --> 00:33:01,760
What if I said fuck you?
390
00:33:01,920 --> 00:33:05,640
I ring them. You know, whatever it
is, www.moroccancrimestoppers.
391
00:33:05,760 --> 00:33:09,760
Tell them you got a load of gear
strapped into your...
392
00:33:15,320 --> 00:33:19,320
I think you should get going.
393
00:33:27,880 --> 00:33:31,400
When I am lawyer, perhaps
I will come to London and marry you.
394
00:33:31,520 --> 00:33:35,120
Hey. Hey.
Cut the plausible Arab malarkey.
395
00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:44,440
That's what I have to be careful of.
English girls.
396
00:33:44,560 --> 00:33:48,200
Everyone should be.
397
00:33:48,320 --> 00:33:50,520
You must take care too.
398
00:33:50,640 --> 00:33:51,920
Why?
399
00:33:52,040 --> 00:33:54,760
There's this guy who hides
drugs in holiday houses.
400
00:33:54,920 --> 00:33:56,680
Yeah? Who?
401
00:33:56,800 --> 00:34:00,800
You found drugs, yes?
He is bad. Very bad.
402
00:34:01,480 --> 00:34:04,680
English boy. His name is Luke.
403
00:34:04,800 --> 00:34:06,200
Very bad.
404
00:34:06,360 --> 00:34:10,360
You must not know him.
405
00:34:22,800 --> 00:34:26,800
Shit!
406
00:34:31,560 --> 00:34:33,360
What about my things?
407
00:34:33,520 --> 00:34:37,520
What about them?
408
00:34:59,120 --> 00:35:01,400
Hey. I want to talk to you.
409
00:35:01,520 --> 00:35:03,200
Grace. Not now.
410
00:35:03,320 --> 00:35:04,480
You're not handling
the Franky thing...
411
00:35:04,600 --> 00:35:07,040
Leave me alone, OK! She's gone.
412
00:35:07,160 --> 00:35:07,920
What?
413
00:35:08,040 --> 00:35:09,640
Hey. Hey! Stop them!
414
00:35:09,800 --> 00:35:12,560
Matt, you pussy, stop them!
415
00:35:12,680 --> 00:35:14,280
What? Liv!
416
00:35:14,440 --> 00:35:18,040
Drive, for fuck's sake!
Come on, Matty!
417
00:35:18,200 --> 00:35:20,560
- What's going on?
- That new guy's dangerous.
418
00:35:20,720 --> 00:35:23,400
Do you always drive too fast?
419
00:35:23,520 --> 00:35:27,520
Don't pretend you don't love it.
420
00:35:29,480 --> 00:35:30,520
What are you doing?
421
00:35:30,640 --> 00:35:31,520
Come on, fucking thing!
422
00:35:31,800 --> 00:35:35,440
They went that way.
423
00:35:46,760 --> 00:35:50,760
There they are.
424
00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:04,760
Stop the car! Stop it.
425
00:36:04,880 --> 00:36:08,720
This is it, kid.
This is it!
426
00:36:13,480 --> 00:36:15,560
Just fucking stop them!
427
00:36:15,720 --> 00:36:17,720
For fuck's sakes, slow down!
428
00:36:17,880 --> 00:36:19,880
Just stop the car, please!
429
00:36:23,320 --> 00:36:24,160
Please slow down!
430
00:36:24,440 --> 00:36:26,840
For God's sake, Matty, hurry up!
431
00:37:34,280 --> 00:37:38,280
Four Seasons - Winter by Vivaldi
432
00:37:53,200 --> 00:37:55,320
Thank you, Marvellous Marimbas.
433
00:37:55,480 --> 00:37:58,160
I'd like to think Vivaldi
would've been stoked
434
00:37:58,280 --> 00:38:00,160
had he been able to hear that.
435
00:38:00,320 --> 00:38:03,080
Well done, the Little Glocks,
as well.
436
00:38:05,960 --> 00:38:09,960
Right, we can have some lunch.
437
00:38:10,480 --> 00:38:13,400
Excuse me, kids.
Can we have some quiet, please?
438
00:38:13,560 --> 00:38:17,560
Yes... simmer down, look you!
439
00:38:18,640 --> 00:38:22,640
Thank you.
440
00:38:23,200 --> 00:38:27,200
I have a letter here
from the Principal, Professor Blood.
441
00:38:27,600 --> 00:38:31,600
I hope you'll let me read it.
442
00:38:31,720 --> 00:38:33,040
Dear Pupils,
443
00:38:33,200 --> 00:38:36,640
I want to thank you for the concern
you have shown,
444
00:38:36,760 --> 00:38:41,760
to my daughter Grace and to me
and my wife in the last three weeks.
445
00:38:42,200 --> 00:38:45,600
You will have heard
that Grace is still not well
446
00:38:45,720 --> 00:38:47,600
and this is going to take some time.
447
00:38:47,760 --> 00:38:51,760
Obviously, we are very concerned,
but I would ask that,
448
00:38:52,600 --> 00:38:56,480
for the present,
you do not visit the hospital.
449
00:38:56,640 --> 00:38:59,600
I will let you know
if the situation changes,
450
00:38:59,760 --> 00:39:03,680
and thanks, everyone, again
for their concern.
451
00:39:03,840 --> 00:39:05,640
Professor David Blood.
452
00:39:05,800 --> 00:39:09,800
There it is. I'm sure
we would all like to...
453
00:39:10,440 --> 00:39:12,680
yes...
454
00:39:12,800 --> 00:39:16,760
... give Gracey... a great big...
455
00:39:16,880 --> 00:39:20,880
... Oggy Oggy.
456
00:39:26,800 --> 00:39:30,720
Right, you heard the Acting
Principal. Oggy Oggy Oggy!
457
00:39:30,840 --> 00:39:31,720
Oi Oi Oi!
458
00:39:31,880 --> 00:39:34,040
Oggy! Oi!
Oggy! Oi!
459
00:39:34,200 --> 00:39:35,640
Oggy Oggy Oggy!
460
00:39:35,800 --> 00:39:39,000
Oi Oi Oi!
461
00:39:42,160 --> 00:39:45,560
{pub}So... you understand this,
right, Nick?
462
00:39:45,680 --> 00:39:47,040
Yes.
463
00:39:47,160 --> 00:39:50,120
If your brother contacts you,
you come and see me
464
00:39:50,280 --> 00:39:54,320
and I'll call the police for you,
cos I'm your Responsible Adult.
465
00:39:54,760 --> 00:39:57,600
Well, obviously
I have my moments, but...
466
00:39:57,760 --> 00:39:59,000
He hasn't called me.
467
00:39:59,120 --> 00:40:03,120
They found a lot of drugs
hidden in his car.
468
00:40:03,440 --> 00:40:07,480
Like dope, kuh-tah-mine...
469
00:40:08,040 --> 00:40:12,160
You know how...
people get a bit upset.
470
00:40:12,320 --> 00:40:13,640
It wasn't Matty's.
471
00:40:13,800 --> 00:40:15,160
And your brother ran away
from the accident...
472
00:40:15,320 --> 00:40:16,520
I know, Jose!
473
00:40:16,680 --> 00:40:18,240
If he rings, right...
474
00:40:18,400 --> 00:40:20,960
I mean - you would tell me
if he rang you, wouldn't you?
475
00:40:21,080 --> 00:40:24,600
To be honest, Josie,
I wouldn't fucking tell you.
476
00:40:24,760 --> 00:40:28,800
Right... Right. Right.
477
00:40:29,880 --> 00:40:33,320
You want to go for a few drinks?
478
00:40:33,440 --> 00:40:37,440
You're a Responsible Adult, Jose.
479
00:40:44,760 --> 00:40:47,840
Responsible fanny fucker!
480
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:52,040
♪ Oh, Lord, a distant beam of light
481
00:40:55,480 --> 00:40:59,520
♪ The jab of neon
floods my weary eyes... ♪
482
00:41:03,600 --> 00:41:04,400
Hey.
483
00:41:04,560 --> 00:41:05,560
Hey.
484
00:41:05,680 --> 00:41:08,960
Right, erm... you OK?
485
00:41:09,080 --> 00:41:11,120
Not really.
486
00:41:11,240 --> 00:41:12,640
No.
487
00:41:12,800 --> 00:41:14,520
She's going to be all right,
you know.
488
00:41:14,680 --> 00:41:18,720
Yeah... I know, she'll be fine.
489
00:41:19,320 --> 00:41:22,960
Why did he run like that?
490
00:41:23,080 --> 00:41:27,080
The stuff in his car, I... suppose.
491
00:41:27,920 --> 00:41:30,760
I guess he'll explain it.
492
00:41:30,880 --> 00:41:33,119
I guess he...
493
00:41:33,560 --> 00:41:36,560
got a bit obsessed with Franky.
494
00:41:36,680 --> 00:41:39,040
Yeah.
495
00:41:39,200 --> 00:41:43,240
I... kind of wonder how that feels.
496
00:41:43,880 --> 00:41:47,880
Weird, I suppose.
497
00:41:49,560 --> 00:41:53,560
Um... this probably sounds
a bit fucked coming from me
498
00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:56,600
but, erm...
499
00:41:56,720 --> 00:42:00,720
if I could help you with anything...
I would, Nick.
500
00:42:04,480 --> 00:42:08,480
Tell me why he doesn't ring.
501
00:42:12,600 --> 00:42:16,120
Because he loves her.
502
00:42:20,600 --> 00:42:24,600
♪ Gonna drive you away from
the trampling of bustling feet
503
00:42:29,200 --> 00:42:33,200
♪ You can lose your troubled
thoughts for tonight at least
504
00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:41,000
♪ I surrender myself to
your presence and peace of mind
505
00:42:45,800 --> 00:42:49,840
♪ Your eyes are wider
than before... ♪
506
00:42:53,880 --> 00:42:57,880
♪ So little has changed,
but your eyes now see much more
507
00:43:01,960 --> 00:43:05,960
♪ So much more
508
00:43:07,160 --> 00:43:10,960
♪ So...
509
00:43:11,080 --> 00:43:15,040
♪ So much more
510
00:43:15,160 --> 00:43:19,160
♪ So much more
511
00:43:19,560 --> 00:43:23,560
♪ So... ♪
512
00:43:31,560 --> 00:43:33,200
Yes?
513
00:43:33,360 --> 00:43:36,240
Erm...
514
00:43:36,360 --> 00:43:40,240
I'm Grace's boyfriend...
Rich. Richard.
515
00:43:40,360 --> 00:43:41,760
Oh...
516
00:43:42,229 --> 00:43:45,360
- How can I help you, Richard?
- Right... The thing is,
517
00:43:45,480 --> 00:43:48,280
Grace couldn't complete...
518
00:43:48,440 --> 00:43:52,480
... couldn't finish
her music coursework, so, erm...
519
00:43:53,600 --> 00:43:55,320
Grace was very talented.
Is.
520
00:43:55,480 --> 00:43:58,000
She is very talented.
521
00:43:58,160 --> 00:43:59,080
Yes, but, er...
522
00:43:59,240 --> 00:44:03,000
So that's why I've finished off
her music coursework for her.
523
00:44:03,120 --> 00:44:04,800
She's already done the vocals,
524
00:44:04,960 --> 00:44:06,800
er, me and my mate, we've put some...
525
00:44:06,960 --> 00:44:09,400
I'm sorry, it's for Grace
to pass it when she's ready.
526
00:44:09,520 --> 00:44:10,760
She just needs the grade.
527
00:44:10,920 --> 00:44:12,720
I'm sorry, Richard.
528
00:44:12,840 --> 00:44:16,840
Grace has to do it.
529
00:44:20,680 --> 00:44:22,600
This is no good.
530
00:44:22,720 --> 00:44:25,840
Five minutes, nobody will know.
What harm can it do?
531
00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:27,040
That's not the point.
532
00:44:27,160 --> 00:44:29,800
So, what is the point?
Can you tell me that?
533
00:44:29,920 --> 00:44:33,920
Don't go aggro on me, Richard.
Her father says no.
534
00:44:36,840 --> 00:44:38,920
I have to give her something.
535
00:44:39,080 --> 00:44:40,480
I'll give it to her.
536
00:44:40,600 --> 00:44:44,600
You go home
and wait for her to ring you. OK?
537
00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:53,160
Here...
538
00:44:53,280 --> 00:44:55,680
Tell her I did my best,
539
00:44:55,800 --> 00:44:57,320
and tell her that Alo helped me
540
00:44:57,440 --> 00:45:01,160
cos he does computer shit
on his PlayStation.
541
00:45:01,400 --> 00:45:03,600
All right.
542
00:45:03,840 --> 00:45:06,320
And tell her that you're a mean old
cow who probably never gets laid.
543
00:45:06,560 --> 00:45:08,080
I will.
544
00:45:14,880 --> 00:45:18,880
I gotta say - that boyfriend
of yours is super nice.
545
00:45:19,800 --> 00:45:23,800
You totally lucked out,
did you not, Gracey?
546
00:45:25,800 --> 00:45:29,360
He says his mate helped him with it.
Whatever
547
00:45:29,480 --> 00:45:33,480
I guess we'll listen, beautiful.
548
00:45:45,120 --> 00:45:48,480
♪ Shades of wine
549
00:45:48,600 --> 00:45:52,600
♪ Love keeps dancing through my mind
550
00:45:53,280 --> 00:45:57,280
♪ No, I can't escape this time
551
00:45:58,000 --> 00:46:01,880
♪ All because of you
552
00:46:03,440 --> 00:46:07,440
♪ Yesterday,
love was just a word to say
553
00:46:11,440 --> 00:46:15,440
♪ Overnight a holiday
554
00:46:16,160 --> 00:46:20,160
♪ All because of you
555
00:46:20,720 --> 00:46:24,720
♪ So unreal,
life was just a Ferris wheel
556
00:46:28,200 --> 00:46:32,200
♪ Till you told me how to feel
557
00:46:33,200 --> 00:46:36,800
♪ Things I never knew... ♪
558
00:46:37,040 --> 00:46:40,160
Grace? It's me again.
Can you just wake up?
559
00:46:40,400 --> 00:46:41,840
Where is she, then? Zurich.
560
00:46:42,080 --> 00:46:43,280
Go and find her.
561
00:46:46,040 --> 00:46:49,440
You awful, awful bastards!
562
00:46:49,680 --> 00:46:52,640
You're a fucking joke.
563
00:46:52,880 --> 00:46:54,800
What the fuck
has happened to us all?
564
00:46:54,960 --> 00:46:56,800
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