[ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ WHISTLING MUSICALLY ]
[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]
[ CELLPHONE BEEPS ]
Amanda: WHOA.
Lucy: WHAT? IS IT TOO MUCH?
Amanda: NO. NOT AT ALL.
YOU LOOK LIKE MELANIE GRIFFITH IN "WORKING GIRL"
BEFORE SHE STOLE HER BOSS' JOB.
Lucy: AYE!
Kelcey: YOU LOOK GREAT. ARE YOU NERVOUS?
Lucy: UM, YOU KNOW, I FEEL GOOD, ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW?
LIKE, FOR THE FIRST TIME, I'M THINKING, "WHO KNOWS?" RIGHT?
MAYBE BRENDAN AND I, MAYBE WE CAN ACTUALLY BE FRIENDS.
Amanda: YEAH. M-MAYBE.
Kelcey: NICE TOUCH WEARING SANDALS
TO SHOW OFF THE PEDICURE THAT DAVE GAVE YOU.
Lucy: THAT'S NOT INTENTIONAL.
Kelcey: WELL, WHATEVER HAPPENS TODAY, YOU CAN ALWAYS LOOK DOWN,
CLICK YOUR HEELS, AND SAY, "EFF YOU, BRENDAN.
I'M GONNA BOINK YOUR ROOMMATE."
Lucy: OKAY. NO, I'M NOT. AND THAT IS SO WRONG.
Amanda: I AGREE.
Lucy: NOT ONLY ARE THEY ROOMMATES, BUT DAVE IS...
YOU GUYS, HE'S JUST COMPLETELY OUT OF MY LEAGUE.
HE THINKS OF ME LIKE A KID SISTER.
Kelcey: YEAH, A KID SISTER HE'D LIKE TO BREAK THE LAW WITH.
[ BEEP ]
PLEASE SAY A COMMAND.
Lucy: READ TEXT.
- "CHIN UP." -Lucy: THANKS.
"REMEMBER, KEEP CALM AND CARRY ON."
Lucy: RIGHT. KEEP CALM.
Otto: AND OUR FUSE RATING JUST GOT UP TO 30 AMPS, SO...
HELLO, LUCY. WELCOME BACK.
Frank: IMPROMPTU MEETING.
Lucy: OH. WELL, UM, JUST SO YOU KNOW,
I DON'T WANT ANYONE TO FEEL AWKWARD --
ABOUT ME AND BRENDAN.
I MEAN, I DON'T FEEL AWKWARD.
I FEEL REALLY GOOD ABOUT IT, SO, UH...
Vincent: THAT WAS REALLY AWKWARD.
Otto: OKAY.
WELL, UM, AS ALL OF YOU KNOW,
WE HAVE BEEN LOOKING TO PROMOTE FROM WITHIN
TO FILL THE POSITION OF VICE PRESIDENT.
AND ANYWAY, WOULD LIKE TO PRESENT TO ALL OF YOU
THE NEW VICE PRESIDENT OF fingergames, inc.,
NOELLE WILLIAMS.
[ NOELLE CHUCKLES ]
[ APPLAUSE ]
THANK YOU, OTTO, AND YOU, TOO, FRANK.
WELL, I'LL, UH, KEEP THIS BRIEF,
BECAUSE I NEED TO GET BACK TO ALL OF MY NEW RESPONSIBILITIES.
BUT I WANTED TO GIVE YOU AN UPDATE.
THE DEVELOPERS ARE STARTING A MOCK-UP OF OUR NEW APP,
THE CUSTOMIZABLE MAGIC EIGHT BALL.
AND WE ARE CALLING IT "FUTURE ME BALL."
IT SHOULD BE READY TO START TESTING BY THE END OF THE WEEK.
[ CHUCKLES ]
Vincent: EVIDENTLY, THAT'S HOW YOU GET PROMOTED.
Lucy: BUT SHE HATED MY IDEA WHEN I PITCHED IT.
WHY WOULD SHE STEAL IT?
Noelle: UH, ACTUALLY, YOUR IDEA
WAS SOME WHACKED-OUT "DR. WHO" LSD TRIP,
AND I'M MAKING SOMETHING THAT PEOPLE WILL ACTUALLY BUY.
BESIDES, LUCY [CHUCKLES]
WHEN YOU PITCH SOMETHING IN A COMPANY MEETING,
IT BELONGS TO THE COMPANY, OF WHICH I'M NOW VICE PRESIDENT.
GO TEAM.
Vincent: I DON'T FEEL LIKE THAT "GO TEAM" WAS REALLY SINCERE.
Lucy: MNH-MNH. ME, NEITHER.
HEY. BRENDAN.
HOW COULD YOU DO THAT?
Brendan: WHAT? I'M SORRY?
Lucy: I MEAN, YOU'RE PROJECT MANAGER, AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN
GIVE ME A CHANCE AT DEVELOPING MY OWN IDEA.
Brendan: YEAH, YOU BROKE UP WITH ME, LUCY.
I MEAN, WHAT'D YOU THINK?
YOU'D JUST SHOW UP TO WORK TODAY AND I'D HAVE YOUR BACK,
THAT WE'D BE BEST FRIENDS AGAIN?
GROW UP.
Vincent: LOOK AT THE BRIGHT SIDE.
THIS MEANS THEY'RE LOOKING FOR AN APP DESIGNER TO FILL NOELLE'S OLD SPOT.
YOU SHOULD APPLY.
Lucy: OH, RIGHT. AND WORK SIDE BY SIDE WITH BRENDAN?
I WOULD RATHER QUIT.
Vincent: UH, WELL, YOU CANNOT QUIT
'CAUSE YOU WOULD MISS ME TOO MUCH.
WHICH REMINDS ME, I MISS THE WIFE AND KID.
I GOT TO GET HOME TO THEM.
Lucy: YOU DISGUST ME.
Vincent: I'M HAPPY. I'M IN LOVE.
DON'T HATE ME FOR IT.
Lucy: NO. WHAT I HATE IS THE SINCERITY.
Vincent: ONE DAY,
YOU'RE GONNA REALIZE THAT YOU DESERVE LOVE
JUST AS MUCH AS THIS GROWN-UP GOTH KID IN FRONT OF YOU.
THERE YOU GO.
[ CELLPHONE BEEPS ]
[ CELLPHONE RINGS ]
Lucy: HEY.
Kelcey: HEY, LUCY. IT'S KELCEY AND AMANDA.
Amanda: HI.
Kelcey: AND WE'RE DOING DRINKS TONIGHT.
Amanda: FOR YOUR FIRST DAY BACK.
Lucy: HOW ABOUT TO DROWN MY FIRST DAY BACK IN A DRUNKEN STUPOR?
Kelcey: THAT WORKS. AMANDA, WHERE ARE YOU?
Amanda: I'M AT MY CALLBACK FOR PAJEGA JEANS.
Kelcey: HOW MANY TIMES DO THEY HAVE TO SEE YOU
to realize you can't act?
AMANDA: This is a major role.
I'M GONNA BE, LIKE, ShamWow! GUY
OR THE GEORGE FOREMAN GRILL GUY.
Kelcey: YOU MEAN GEORGE FOREMAN?
Lucy: HEY, GUYS. I GOT TO CALL YOU BACK.
[ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ WHISTLING MUSICALLY ]