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HelIo.

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I'm Dr. Sheldon Cooper...

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...and welcome to the premiere episode
of Sheldon Cooper Presents:

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Fun with Flags.

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Over the next 52 weeks...

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...you and l are going to explore
the dynamic world of vexiIloIogy.

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Hang on, Dr. C. What's vexillology?

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VexilIology is the study of flags.

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Cool.

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I think I just learned something.

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-Did you have fun doing it?
-I'll say.

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Fun and information
are two sides to this video podcast.

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Not unlike the only two-sided state flag:
Oregon.

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Oh, look.

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HelIo, Mr. Beaver.

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In future episodes,
we'll answer some burning questions.

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What's the only non-rectangular flag?

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What animal appears most often on flags?

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What animal appears second most often
on flags?

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And more.

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Sweet.

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Why are you waving a white flag?

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I'm surrendering to fun.

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[BOTH CHUCKLE]

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Now, today's episode of Fun with Flags
is not fun...

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...but it is important.

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Flags, you gotta know how to hold them...

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...you gotta know how to fold them.

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Let's start by identifying
the parts of our flag.

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-This edge is the hoist and it's used to--
-Excuse me. Sorry, excuse me.

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Cut.

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Did you not see we are rolling?

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I'm having dinner with Penny.
I have to get out of here.

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And l have flag knowledge
that I have to get out of here.

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[BOTH SIGH]

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-You okay?
-No, I'm a little rattled.

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But like the flag over Fort Sumter,
I'm still here.

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And take two.

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HelIo. I'm Dr. Sheldon Cooper...

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...and welcome to the premiere episode
of Sheldon Cooper Presents:

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Fun with Flags.

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Hang on, Dr. Cooper.
What's vexiIloIogy?

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VexilIology is--
Why is there a face on that flag?

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It's Ferdinand T. Flag.

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I thought he might help
bring in some younger viewers.

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Confound it, you're right.
It's brilliant. Let's take it from the top.

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That was a really nice dinner.

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-I'm glad you asked me out again.
-Me too. I missed you.

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You see me all the time.

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You sure you just don't miss the sex?

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[LEONARD CHUCKLES]

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WeIl, yeah, sex with you is pretty great.
Have you ever tried it? Heh, heh.

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PENNY:
I have. You are not wrong.

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If we're gonna try dating again,
we should take things slow.

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Oh, l can take it slow.

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Did l tell you about my girlfriend
in high school, Karen Berberick?

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To this day she doesn't know
we were going out.

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Made it easier on her
when I broke things off.

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Okay, well, maybe not that slow.

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How about this:

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Are you famiIiar with the typical
development for computer software?

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You know, just for fun,
Iet's say l'm not.

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Before an application is released,
they give it a trial run.

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We could do that.

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And if we hit a rough spot,
instead of getting mad, we say:

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"Hey, we found a bug"
and report it, so it can be fixed.

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You mean like a beta test?

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Technically, this would be an alpha test.

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A beta test requires peopIe that
weren't involved in the develop--

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Seriously? Do l not get credit
for knowing beta test?

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No, you should. Absolutely.
That was me being pedantic.

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And that's our first bug.

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You reported it, l can fix that.
See? This is good.

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AIl right. Let's give it a shot.

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Great. You keep a list, I'Il keep a list,
at some point, we'll exchange.

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-Okay. Good night, Leonard.
-Night.

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Attaboy, Hofstadter.

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Nothing gets the Iadies hotter
than software development analogies.

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-Hey, I'm back.
SHELDON: Cut.

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Take 47.

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WeIl, here's an interesting fact
about flags.

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I wiIl take that action.

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"The flags of Liechtenstein and Haiti
were identical by coincidence.

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A fact that wasn't discovered
until they competed against each other...

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...at the 1 936 Olympics."

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And thankfully, their embarrassment
was overshadowed by rise of Fascism.

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Let's see the new phone.

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I stopped on the way to work.

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Hey. Do you wanna
peel the plastic off with me?

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Really? Me?

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-That's, like, the best part.
-Grab a corner.

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Whoa, what's your hurry, cowboy?

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Savor the moment.

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Oh, yeah.

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Speaking of cowboys...

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...do you know what country
has not one, but two cows on its flag?

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The tiny landlocked nation of Andorra.

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Ooh! The next classic episode
of Sheldon Cooper Presents:

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Fun With Flags is writing itself.

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Oh, let me try the voice recognition.

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Hey, I let you peel the plastic,
don't get greedy.

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-HelIo?
WOMAN'S VOlCE: Hello.

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[BOTH CHUCKLE]

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What's your name?

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My name? It's Siri.

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Look at that. There's finally a woman
in your life you can talk to.

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Are you single?

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I don't have a marital status,
if that's what you're asking.

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Yeah, you're right, that's too personal.
We hardly know each other.

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How about a cup of coffee?

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I found six coffee shops.

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Three of them are fairly close to you.

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I wiIl see you gentlemen later.

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She is gonna break his heart.

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For someone who has a machine
that can travel anywhere in time...

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...Doctor Who sure does have a thing
for modern-day London.

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Careful. It's that kind of sass
that can get a person uninvited...

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...to this year's Who Con.

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We're not counting this as a date,
are we?

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I'm-- I'm not sure,
but I think the right answer here is "no."

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Bug report: When a guy asks me
to spend time with him...

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...he pIans
something more interesting...

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...than hanging out at home,
watching TV.

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Even Doctor Who?

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-Even Doctor Who.
SHELDON: All right, that's it.

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Who Con, you're out.

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Okay, bug report taken.

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Next time, I will have a better plan
for our evening's activity.

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WeIl, thank you. I'Il see you tomorrow.

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Yeah. Oh, wait. Here. Almost forgot.

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-Here.
-What's this?

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My bug report to you.

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WeIl, it's quite a list you got there.

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It's coIor-coded.

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Red means "fix right away."

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Yellow is "whenever you get a chance."

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And green is "I could probably learn
to live with it."

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There's a key down here at the bottom.
It's neat, huh?

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Yep.

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So have a good night.

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Yep.

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Look at that.

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Someday, we wiIl tell future generations
that dating used to be hard.

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What's baffling me is what you
could have possibly put on the list.

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Hair too golden?

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Laugh too musicaI?

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WorId too much a better place
for her mere presence in it?

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How about constantly talks
with food in her mouth?

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Her heart's full of love,
no one cares what's in her mouth.

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So, Siri...

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...what's happening? How are you?

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l am well.

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What are you doing right now?

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What am I doing? I'm talking with you.

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You have a beautiful voice.

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Thank you. It's nice to be appreciated.

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I bet it is.

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Why don't women Iike me?

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Let me check on that.

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How about a web search
for "Why don't women like me?"

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WeIl, no need. l've already done that.

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Uh, Siri, do you have a last name?

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My name is Siri.

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Ah, one name.

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Like Cher, Madonna, Adele.

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AIl the women who rock me.

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My name is Rajesh,
but you can call me Raj.

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Would you like me to call you "Raj"?

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I'd like you to calI me "sexy."

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From now on, l'll call you "sexy." Okay?

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Okay.

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Siri, I'm in the mood for geIato.

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I found 10 restaurants
whose reviews mention gelato.

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Seven of them are fairly close to you.

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Thank you, darling.

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You're most certainly welcome, sexy.

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-WeIl done, Dr. Koothrappali.
-I'm sorry?

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You've taken
a great evolutionary leap...

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...by abandoning human interaction
and allowing yourself...

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...to romantically bond
with a soulless machine.

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Kudos.

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I haven't bonded with it.

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Oh, no, of course. I understand.

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You're afraid the world isn't ready
for your taboo love.

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Your secret's safe with me.
It's just a phone.

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Cooper.

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Kripke.

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Heads up.

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Professor Rothman urinated
in the particle physics lab again...

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...so we're gonna move up
his retirement party.

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Friday, 5:00. Pot luck.

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Thanks, Barry.

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Siri, remind me Friday morning
to make my famous popovers.

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All right, I'll remind you.

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You got Siri, huh?

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Voice recognition on that thing
is terrible. Look.

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Siri, can you recommend a restaurant?

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l'm sorry, Bawwy.

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l don't understand
"wecommend a westauwant."

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Listen to me.
Not restaurant. Restaurant.

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l don't know what you mean
by "Not westauwant. Westauwant."

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See? Total crap. You suck, Siri.

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Hey, don't talk to her like that.
She's a lady.

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WeIl, that "lady" took high-res pictures
of my junk last night for Craigslist.

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Later.

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PENNY:
It's open.

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Hey, you ready to go?

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Yeah, ju--
Hang on, let me just finish this chapter.

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-WeIl, can you finish it later?
-No, I can't.

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Reading books is a big part
of my life now because, you know:

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"We'd have more fun things to talk about
if l read more."

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Great. Good, great.
What are you reading?

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Two Weeks to Rock-Hard Abs.

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They kind of spoil the ending
right in the name of that, don't they?

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AIl right. Look.
Just remember how this works.

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We don't get mad about these things.

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Speaking of which, l've addressed
your bug report on my date planning.

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I've got a really fun evening for you.
It's kind of a surprise.

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AIl right, terrific. Let me just go
find a pair of shoes that aren't so tall.

222
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We wouldn't want you to feel like you
were "out for a walk with your mommy."

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Thank you.

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Oh, here's my list for you. Right there.

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[LEONARD CLEARS THROAT]

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AIl right, fair enough.

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I certainly can be quieter
when we kiss.

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It was an expression of passion...

229
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...but if it's coming across
as "juicy and weird," who wants that?

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It-- It--

231
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I'm sorry, can you be more specific
on how my eyebrows are "stupid"?

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No, never mind. lt's right here.

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-Good timing. Dinner's almost ready.
-Great.

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Oh, smells amazing in here.

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-Yeah, what are we eating?
-An exotic little treat.

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I was just taIking to Siri
about Peking duck...

237
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...she said she knew
about four Chinese grocers...

238
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...two of which are fairIy cIose to me.

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Her spontaneity is contagious.

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Who's Siri?
Is he dating somebody new?

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Yes. His phone.

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Is that cute or creepy?

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Uh-huh.

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Can I pour you some wine?
I think you'll enjoy it.

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TraditionaI choice with Peking duck
is a sauvignon blanc...

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00:15:42,191 --> 00:15:44,859
...but Siri suggested an off-dry Riesling.

247
00:15:45,027 --> 00:15:46,152
I wasn't sure...

248
00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:50,198
...but l didn't wanna have an argument
with her in the middle of Trader Joe's.

249
00:15:53,494 --> 00:15:57,872
Now, what should we put Siri in
for dinner?

250
00:15:58,040 --> 00:16:00,541
Leopard, sparkles?

251
00:16:00,709 --> 00:16:04,295
Or to paraphrase Coco Chanel:

252
00:16:04,463 --> 00:16:08,383
"You can never go wrong
with a little black case."

253
00:16:11,220 --> 00:16:13,805
Siri, play some smooth jazz.

254
00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:16,307
Playing smooth jazz.

255
00:16:16,517 --> 00:16:18,309
[KENNY G'S "SONGBIRD"
PLAYS ON PHONE]

256
00:16:18,560 --> 00:16:22,188
Oh, my God, Kenny G.

257
00:16:22,356 --> 00:16:25,441
This woman can read me like a book.

258
00:16:26,318 --> 00:16:30,405
I can't believe I bought my soul mate
at Glendale Galleria.

259
00:16:35,202 --> 00:16:37,996
I don't know if I wanna stay.

260
00:16:48,090 --> 00:16:51,551
This is amazing.
How did you even get this idea?

261
00:16:51,719 --> 00:16:55,346
I called your dad. I asked what things
you liked to do when you were a kid.

262
00:16:55,848 --> 00:16:59,726
This seemed easier than getting a cow
out here so you could tip it.

263
00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:04,439
Okay, you're kind of really great.

264
00:17:04,606 --> 00:17:06,357
For a person whose neck massages...

265
00:17:06,525 --> 00:17:10,111
...feel like an eagIe
is trying to carry you to its nest?

266
00:17:11,196 --> 00:17:14,282
Bug report. I compIimented you.
You should take it and shut up.

267
00:17:14,491 --> 00:17:15,616
Right, sorry. Sorry.

268
00:17:15,784 --> 00:17:18,870
-And stop apologizing all the time.
-Right. Sorry.

269
00:17:19,580 --> 00:17:21,456
AIl right, let's shoot stuff.

270
00:17:21,623 --> 00:17:23,958
Do you want me
to show you what to do?

271
00:17:24,126 --> 00:17:28,379
I play a lot of "Grand Theft Auto."
I think I know how to handle a gat.

272
00:17:28,797 --> 00:17:31,966
Wow, you are cute
when you get all gangsta.

273
00:17:32,468 --> 00:17:33,718
[GUNSHOT]

274
00:17:36,180 --> 00:17:37,764
[YELLlNG]

275
00:17:43,937 --> 00:17:46,564
So I've got a gunshot wound.

276
00:17:47,649 --> 00:17:49,817
That's pretty badass.

277
00:17:50,152 --> 00:17:53,404
No, you've got a Reebok
with a gunshot wound...

278
00:17:53,572 --> 00:17:55,990
...and an ouchie on your pinky toe.

279
00:17:56,658 --> 00:17:58,493
HelIo? They gave me a Band-Aid.

280
00:17:58,660 --> 00:18:02,747
Hospitals do not issue Band-Aids unless
it is medically necessary. That is the law.

281
00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:04,373
[LAUGHlNG]

282
00:18:05,167 --> 00:18:08,127
WeIl, thank you for a really cool evening.

283
00:18:08,420 --> 00:18:12,090
Thank you for hiding my Star Wars
socks at the emergency room.

284
00:18:14,134 --> 00:18:18,471
Is it a good time to evaluate the beta test
and see where we stand?

285
00:18:19,056 --> 00:18:21,057
Things are looking good.

286
00:18:21,350 --> 00:18:23,101
So are we stiIl taking things slow?

287
00:18:23,268 --> 00:18:24,852
Because a gunshot wound today...

288
00:18:25,062 --> 00:18:26,813
...last week I slammed my thumb.

289
00:18:26,980 --> 00:18:28,856
We don't know how much time I have.

290
00:18:30,818 --> 00:18:32,819
Good night, you.

291
00:18:41,036 --> 00:18:42,870
[BAVARIAN FOLK MUSlC
PLAYlNG ON SPEAKER]

292
00:18:48,210 --> 00:18:56,259
[SPEAKlNG IN GERMAN]

293
00:19:11,900 --> 00:19:13,317
First door on the Ieft.

294
00:19:13,485 --> 00:19:15,111
Thank you.

295
00:19:16,697 --> 00:19:18,239
[SlGHS]

296
00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:25,705
[lN ROBOTIC VOICE] Dave, I found six
vacuum-cleaner repair shops in your area.

297
00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:29,041
Four are fairly close to you.

298
00:19:29,585 --> 00:19:31,252
Ahem.

299
00:19:32,421 --> 00:19:35,464
HelIo, sexy. What can I help you with?

300
00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:46,601
If you'd like to make love to me
just tell me.

301
00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:51,939
[GASPlNG]

302
00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:55,276
I'm sorry. l don't understand:

303
00:19:55,444 --> 00:19:57,236
[GASPlNG]

304
00:19:59,156 --> 00:20:01,115
No!

305
00:20:26,767 --> 00:20:28,768
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