1 00:00:09,926 --> 00:00:11,593 Hello. 2 00:00:11,803 --> 00:00:13,345 I'm Dr. Sheldon Cooper... 3 00:00:13,513 --> 00:00:16,682 ...and welcome to the premiere episode of Sheldon Cooper Presents: 4 00:00:16,850 --> 00:00:19,018 Fun with Flags. 5 00:00:20,145 --> 00:00:21,687 Over the next 52 weeks... 6 00:00:21,855 --> 00:00:27,026 ...you and I are going to explore the dynamic world of vexillology. 7 00:00:27,193 --> 00:00:31,321 Hang on, Dr. C. What's vexillology? 8 00:00:32,949 --> 00:00:36,326 Vexillology is the study of flags. 9 00:00:36,494 --> 00:00:38,245 Cool. 10 00:00:39,080 --> 00:00:41,707 I think I just learned something. 11 00:00:42,042 --> 00:00:45,085 - Did you have fun doing it? - I'll say. 12 00:00:46,254 --> 00:00:50,049 Fun and information are two sides to this video podcast. 13 00:00:50,216 --> 00:00:54,678 Not unlike the only two-sided state flag: Oregon. 14 00:00:55,805 --> 00:00:57,473 Oh, look. 15 00:00:57,682 --> 00:00:59,933 Hello, Mr. Beaver. 16 00:01:00,852 --> 00:01:04,480 In future episodes, we'll answer some burning questions. 17 00:01:04,647 --> 00:01:06,732 What's the only non-rectangular flag? 18 00:01:06,900 --> 00:01:09,526 What animal appears most often on flags? 19 00:01:09,694 --> 00:01:12,988 What animal appears second most often on flags? 20 00:01:13,156 --> 00:01:14,990 And more. 21 00:01:15,992 --> 00:01:17,701 Sweet. 22 00:01:19,079 --> 00:01:20,871 Why are you waving a white flag? 23 00:01:21,039 --> 00:01:24,083 I'm surrendering to fun. 24 00:01:30,006 --> 00:01:34,760 Now, today's episode of Fun with Flags is not fun... 25 00:01:34,928 --> 00:01:36,512 ...but it is important. 26 00:01:36,679 --> 00:01:39,098 Flags, you gotta know how to hold them... 27 00:01:39,265 --> 00:01:41,600 ...you gotta know how to fold them. 28 00:01:41,893 --> 00:01:45,062 Let's start by identifying the parts of our flag. 29 00:01:45,230 --> 00:01:50,067 - This edge is the hoist and it's used to... - Excuse me. Sorry, excuse me. 30 00:01:50,568 --> 00:01:52,319 Cut. 31 00:01:52,487 --> 00:01:54,196 Did you not see we are rolling? 32 00:01:54,364 --> 00:01:56,907 I'm having dinner with Penny. I have to get out of here. 33 00:01:57,075 --> 00:02:00,911 And I have flag knowledge that I have to get out of here. 34 00:02:06,084 --> 00:02:09,044 - You okay? - No, I'm a little rattled. 35 00:02:09,212 --> 00:02:12,089 But like the flag over Fort Sumter, I'm still here. 36 00:02:14,259 --> 00:02:16,176 And take two. 37 00:02:17,637 --> 00:02:20,806 Hello. I'm Dr. Sheldon Cooper... 38 00:02:20,974 --> 00:02:24,184 ...and welcome to the premiere episode of Sheldon Cooper Presents: 39 00:02:24,352 --> 00:02:26,311 Fun with Flags. 40 00:02:26,479 --> 00:02:28,188 Over the next 52 weeks... 41 00:02:28,356 --> 00:02:33,652 ...you and I are going to explore the dynamic world of vexillology. 42 00:02:34,279 --> 00:02:38,407 Hang on, Dr. Cooper. What's vexillology? 43 00:02:38,575 --> 00:02:42,119 Vexillology is... Why is there a face on that flag? 44 00:02:43,496 --> 00:02:44,872 It's Ferdinand T. Flag. 45 00:02:45,039 --> 00:02:47,666 I thought he might help bring in some younger viewers. 46 00:02:48,084 --> 00:02:52,004 Confound it, you're right. It's brilliant. Let's take it from the top. 47 00:03:16,738 --> 00:03:18,488 That was a really nice dinner. 48 00:03:18,656 --> 00:03:22,659 - I'm glad you asked me out again. - Me too. I missed you. 49 00:03:22,827 --> 00:03:24,578 You see me all the time. 50 00:03:24,746 --> 00:03:26,830 You sure you just don't miss the sex? 51 00:03:28,208 --> 00:03:32,711 Well, yeah, sex with you is pretty great. Have you ever tried it? Heh, heh. 52 00:03:34,088 --> 00:03:36,924 I have. You are not wrong. 53 00:03:37,508 --> 00:03:41,511 If we're gonna try dating again, we should take things slow. 54 00:03:41,679 --> 00:03:44,389 Oh, I can take it slow. 55 00:03:44,557 --> 00:03:47,809 Did I tell you about my girlfriend in high school, Karen Berberick? 56 00:03:47,977 --> 00:03:51,063 To this day she doesn't know we were going out. 57 00:03:52,732 --> 00:03:55,651 Made it easier on her when I broke things off. 58 00:03:56,903 --> 00:03:59,321 Okay, well, maybe not that slow. 59 00:03:59,489 --> 00:04:00,864 How about this: 60 00:04:01,032 --> 00:04:04,701 Are you familiar with the typical development for computer software? 61 00:04:04,869 --> 00:04:07,371 You know, just for fun, let's say I'm not. 62 00:04:07,956 --> 00:04:11,166 Before an application is released, they give it a trial run. 63 00:04:11,334 --> 00:04:12,876 We could do that. 64 00:04:13,044 --> 00:04:16,255 And if we hit a rough spot, instead of getting mad, we say: 65 00:04:16,422 --> 00:04:20,592 "Hey, we found a bug" and report it, so it can be fixed. 66 00:04:21,010 --> 00:04:22,678 You mean like a beta test? 67 00:04:24,013 --> 00:04:25,973 Technically, this would be an alpha test. 68 00:04:26,140 --> 00:04:29,309 A beta test requires people that weren't involved in the develop... 69 00:04:29,477 --> 00:04:32,312 Seriously? Do I not get credit for knowing beta test? 70 00:04:33,648 --> 00:04:36,441 No, you should. Absolutely. That was me being pedantic. 71 00:04:37,110 --> 00:04:38,735 And that's our first bug. 72 00:04:39,362 --> 00:04:42,698 You reported it, I can fix that. See? This is good. 73 00:04:43,783 --> 00:04:45,325 All right. Let's give it a shot. 74 00:04:45,493 --> 00:04:49,621 Great. You keep a list, I'll keep a list, at some point, we'll exchange. 75 00:04:50,248 --> 00:04:53,500 - Okay. Good night, Leonard. - Night. 76 00:04:58,214 --> 00:05:00,007 Attaboy, Hofstadter. 77 00:05:00,174 --> 00:05:04,428 Nothing gets the ladies hotter than software development analogies. 78 00:05:06,931 --> 00:05:08,974 - Hey, I'm back. - Cut. 79 00:05:14,022 --> 00:05:15,522 Take 47. 80 00:05:19,193 --> 00:05:21,611 Well, here's an interesting fact about flags. 81 00:05:21,779 --> 00:05:23,905 I will take that action. 82 00:05:24,073 --> 00:05:28,201 "The flags of Liechtenstein and Haiti were identical by coincidence. 83 00:05:28,369 --> 00:05:31,788 A fact that wasn't discovered until they competed against each other... 84 00:05:31,956 --> 00:05:34,166 ...at the 1936 Olympics." 85 00:05:34,334 --> 00:05:37,878 And thankfully, their embarrassment was overshadowed by rise of Fascism. 86 00:05:40,798 --> 00:05:42,132 Let's see the new phone. 87 00:05:42,425 --> 00:05:43,842 I stopped on the way to work. 88 00:05:44,010 --> 00:05:47,012 Hey. Do you wanna peel the plastic off with me? 89 00:05:48,556 --> 00:05:50,432 Really? Me? 90 00:05:51,392 --> 00:05:54,144 - That's, like, the best part. - Grab a corner. 91 00:05:55,355 --> 00:05:57,230 Whoa, what's your hurry, cowboy? 92 00:05:58,524 --> 00:05:59,733 Savor the moment. 93 00:06:12,955 --> 00:06:14,289 Oh, yeah. 94 00:06:17,085 --> 00:06:18,377 Speaking of cowboys... 95 00:06:18,544 --> 00:06:22,798 ...do you know what country has not one, but two cows on its flag? 96 00:06:22,965 --> 00:06:25,342 The tiny landlocked nation of Andorra. 97 00:06:25,510 --> 00:06:28,178 Ooh! The next classic episode of Sheldon Cooper Presents: 98 00:06:28,346 --> 00:06:30,722 Fun With Flags is writing itself. 99 00:06:32,558 --> 00:06:34,893 Oh, let me try the voice recognition. 100 00:06:35,061 --> 00:06:38,480 Hey, I let you peel the plastic, don't get greedy. 101 00:06:41,567 --> 00:06:43,777 - Hello? - Hello. 102 00:06:46,656 --> 00:06:48,407 What's your name? 103 00:06:48,574 --> 00:06:49,908 My name? It's Siri. 104 00:06:50,785 --> 00:06:54,371 Look at that. There's finally a woman in your life you can talk to. 105 00:06:55,498 --> 00:06:57,207 Are you single? 106 00:06:57,375 --> 00:07:01,586 I don't have a marital status, if that's what you're asking. 107 00:07:01,754 --> 00:07:05,048 Yeah, you're right, that's too personal. We hardly know each other. 108 00:07:06,843 --> 00:07:08,844 How about a cup of coffee? 109 00:07:09,011 --> 00:07:10,679 I found six coffee shops. 110 00:07:10,847 --> 00:07:13,765 Three of them are fairly close to you. 111 00:07:14,517 --> 00:07:17,185 I will see you gentlemen later. 112 00:07:22,817 --> 00:07:24,860 She is gonna break his heart. 113 00:07:31,701 --> 00:07:34,995 For someone who has a machine that can travel anywhere in time... 114 00:07:35,163 --> 00:07:38,790 ...Doctor Who sure does have a thing for modern-day London. 115 00:07:40,251 --> 00:07:43,795 Careful. It's that kind of sass that can get a person uninvited... 116 00:07:43,963 --> 00:07:45,547 ...to this year's Who Con. 117 00:07:48,509 --> 00:07:51,344 We're not counting this as a date, are we? 118 00:07:52,054 --> 00:07:58,018 I'm... I'm not sure, but I think the right answer here is "no." 119 00:07:59,312 --> 00:08:02,105 Bug report: When a guy asks me to spend time with him... 120 00:08:02,273 --> 00:08:04,232 ...he plans something more interesting... 121 00:08:04,400 --> 00:08:06,401 ...than hanging out at home, watching TV. 122 00:08:07,445 --> 00:08:09,404 Even Doctor Who? 123 00:08:10,364 --> 00:08:12,532 - Even Doctor Who. - All right, that's it. 124 00:08:12,700 --> 00:08:14,701 Who Con, you're out. 125 00:08:17,330 --> 00:08:19,331 Okay, bug report taken. 126 00:08:19,499 --> 00:08:22,709 Next time, I will have a better plan for our evening's activity. 127 00:08:22,877 --> 00:08:24,753 Well, thank you. I'll see you tomorrow. 128 00:08:24,921 --> 00:08:28,423 Yeah. Oh, wait. Here. Almost forgot. 129 00:08:28,591 --> 00:08:30,217 - Here. - What's this? 130 00:08:30,384 --> 00:08:31,510 My bug report to you. 131 00:08:39,185 --> 00:08:42,979 Well, it's quite a list you got there. 132 00:08:43,356 --> 00:08:45,440 It's color-coded. 133 00:08:46,943 --> 00:08:48,777 Red means "fix right away." 134 00:08:50,613 --> 00:08:53,990 Yellow is "whenever you get a chance." 135 00:08:54,534 --> 00:08:57,786 And green is "I could probably learn to live with it." 136 00:08:58,788 --> 00:09:02,123 There's a key down here at the bottom. It's neat, huh? 137 00:09:04,085 --> 00:09:05,752 Yep. 138 00:09:07,630 --> 00:09:09,381 So have a good night. 139 00:09:11,342 --> 00:09:13,218 Yep. 140 00:09:16,097 --> 00:09:17,597 Look at that. 141 00:09:17,765 --> 00:09:21,101 Someday, we will tell future generations that dating used to be hard. 142 00:09:23,187 --> 00:09:26,773 What's baffling me is what you could have possibly put on the list. 143 00:09:26,941 --> 00:09:28,942 Hair too golden? 144 00:09:29,443 --> 00:09:31,778 Laugh too musical? 145 00:09:31,946 --> 00:09:35,365 World too much a better place for her mere presence in it? 146 00:09:36,659 --> 00:09:39,661 How about constantly talks with food in her mouth? 147 00:09:40,705 --> 00:09:44,124 Her heart's full of love, no one cares what's in her mouth. 148 00:09:48,546 --> 00:09:51,464 So, Siri... 149 00:09:51,632 --> 00:09:54,301 ...what's happening? How are you? 150 00:09:55,761 --> 00:09:57,679 I am well. 151 00:09:57,847 --> 00:09:59,973 What are you doing right now? 152 00:10:00,266 --> 00:10:03,768 What am I doing? I'm talking with you. 153 00:10:05,104 --> 00:10:07,522 You have a beautiful voice. 154 00:10:07,857 --> 00:10:11,359 Thank you. It's nice to be appreciated. 155 00:10:12,194 --> 00:10:14,195 I bet it is. 156 00:10:15,990 --> 00:10:18,283 Why don't women like me? 157 00:10:18,492 --> 00:10:20,785 Let me check on that. 158 00:10:23,039 --> 00:10:27,000 How about a web search for "Why don't women like me?" 159 00:10:27,168 --> 00:10:29,878 Well, no need. I've already done that. 160 00:10:31,464 --> 00:10:34,215 Uh, Siri, do you have a last name? 161 00:10:34,383 --> 00:10:35,842 My name is Siri. 162 00:10:36,052 --> 00:10:38,011 Ah, one name. 163 00:10:38,179 --> 00:10:42,140 Like Cher, Madonna, Adele. 164 00:10:42,308 --> 00:10:44,684 All the women who rock me. 165 00:10:46,103 --> 00:10:49,022 My name is Rajesh, but you can call me Raj. 166 00:10:49,190 --> 00:10:51,900 Would you like me to call you "Raj"? 167 00:10:52,068 --> 00:10:54,402 I'd like you to call me "sexy." 168 00:10:55,738 --> 00:10:59,991 From now on, I'll call you "sexy." Okay? 169 00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:03,703 Okay. 170 00:11:10,002 --> 00:11:13,046 Siri, I'm in the mood for gelato. 171 00:11:13,381 --> 00:11:16,675 I found 10 restaurants whose reviews mention gelato. 172 00:11:16,842 --> 00:11:19,552 Seven of them are fairly close to you. 173 00:11:19,720 --> 00:11:21,596 Thank you, darling. 174 00:11:22,765 --> 00:11:25,600 You're most certainly welcome, sexy. 175 00:11:28,729 --> 00:11:32,524 - Well done, Dr. Koothrappali. - I'm sorry? 176 00:11:33,150 --> 00:11:35,235 You've taken a great evolutionary leap... 177 00:11:35,403 --> 00:11:38,446 ...by abandoning human interaction and allowing yourself... 178 00:11:38,614 --> 00:11:42,242 ...to romantically bond with a soulless machine. 179 00:11:42,785 --> 00:11:44,369 Kudos. 180 00:11:44,954 --> 00:11:46,538 I haven't bonded with it. 181 00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:49,249 Oh, no, of course. I understand. 182 00:11:49,417 --> 00:11:52,627 You're afraid the world isn't ready for your taboo love. 183 00:11:52,795 --> 00:11:57,298 Your secret's safe with me. It's just a phone. 184 00:12:02,763 --> 00:12:04,597 Cooper. 185 00:12:06,100 --> 00:12:07,892 Kripke. 186 00:12:08,310 --> 00:12:09,394 Heads up. 187 00:12:09,562 --> 00:12:12,731 Professor Rothman urinated in the particle physics lab again... 188 00:12:12,898 --> 00:12:15,734 ...so we're gonna move up his retirement party. 189 00:12:15,901 --> 00:12:19,237 Friday, 5:00. Pot luck. 190 00:12:19,822 --> 00:12:21,656 Thanks, Barry. 191 00:12:21,824 --> 00:12:24,826 Siri, remind me Friday morning to make my famous popovers. 192 00:12:24,994 --> 00:12:26,745 All right, I'll remind you. 193 00:12:26,912 --> 00:12:27,996 You got Siri, huh? 194 00:12:28,164 --> 00:12:31,499 Voice recognition on that thing is terrible. Look. 195 00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:35,003 Siri, can you recommend a restaurant? 196 00:12:37,798 --> 00:12:40,175 I'm sorry, Bawwy. 197 00:12:42,178 --> 00:12:45,597 I don't understand "wecommend a westauwant." 198 00:12:50,519 --> 00:12:53,605 Listen to me. Not restaurant. Restaurant. 199 00:12:55,608 --> 00:13:00,612 I don't know what you mean by "Not westauwant. Westauwant." 200 00:13:00,863 --> 00:13:04,157 See? Total crap. You suck, Siri. 201 00:13:04,533 --> 00:13:07,285 Hey, don't talk to her like that. She's a lady. 202 00:13:08,037 --> 00:13:12,874 Well, that "lady" took high-res pictures of my junk last night for Craigslist. 203 00:13:13,042 --> 00:13:14,292 Later. 204 00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:20,507 It's open. 205 00:13:21,759 --> 00:13:23,885 Hey, you ready to go? 206 00:13:24,053 --> 00:13:27,138 Yeah, ju... Hang on, let me just finish this chapter. 207 00:13:27,389 --> 00:13:30,225 - Well, can you finish it later? - No, I can't. 208 00:13:30,392 --> 00:13:33,978 Reading books is a big part of my life now because, you know: 209 00:13:34,146 --> 00:13:37,899 "We'd have more fun things to talk about if I read more." 210 00:13:41,195 --> 00:13:43,905 Great. Good, great. What are you reading? 211 00:13:44,406 --> 00:13:46,908 Two Weeks to Rock-Hard Abs. 212 00:13:47,868 --> 00:13:51,412 They kind of spoil the ending right in the name of that, don't they? 213 00:13:52,498 --> 00:13:56,334 All right. Look. Just remember how this works. 214 00:13:56,502 --> 00:13:58,545 We don't get mad about these things. 215 00:13:58,712 --> 00:14:02,340 Speaking of which, I've addressed your bug report on my date planning. 216 00:14:02,508 --> 00:14:06,010 I've got a really fun evening for you. It's kind of a surprise. 217 00:14:06,178 --> 00:14:09,889 All right, terrific. Let me just go find a pair of shoes that aren't so tall. 218 00:14:10,057 --> 00:14:14,018 We wouldn't want you to feel like you were "out for a walk with your mommy." 219 00:14:17,773 --> 00:14:18,857 Thank you. 220 00:14:19,441 --> 00:14:22,443 Oh, here's my list for you. Right there. 221 00:14:29,326 --> 00:14:31,244 All right, fair enough. 222 00:14:32,454 --> 00:14:35,707 I certainly can be quieter when we kiss. 223 00:14:36,458 --> 00:14:38,209 It was an expression of passion... 224 00:14:38,377 --> 00:14:42,463 ...but if it's coming across as "juicy and weird," who wants that? 225 00:14:45,968 --> 00:14:47,218 It... It... 226 00:14:47,386 --> 00:14:52,640 I'm sorry, can you be more specific on how my eyebrows are "stupid"? 227 00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:58,313 No, never mind. It's right here. 228 00:15:01,650 --> 00:15:04,444 - Good timing. Dinner's almost ready. - Great. 229 00:15:04,612 --> 00:15:06,946 Oh, smells amazing in here. 230 00:15:07,114 --> 00:15:09,574 - Yeah, what are we eating? - An exotic little treat. 231 00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:11,993 I was just talking to Siri about Peking duck... 232 00:15:12,161 --> 00:15:14,621 ...she said she knew about four Chinese grocers... 233 00:15:14,788 --> 00:15:16,873 ...two of which are fairly close to me. 234 00:15:17,625 --> 00:15:20,460 Her spontaneity is contagious. 235 00:15:21,962 --> 00:15:24,464 Who's Siri? Is he dating somebody new? 236 00:15:25,007 --> 00:15:27,300 Yes. His phone. 237 00:15:30,137 --> 00:15:32,138 Is that cute or creepy? 238 00:15:33,432 --> 00:15:34,515 Uh-huh. 239 00:15:36,518 --> 00:15:38,853 Can I pour you some wine? I think you'll enjoy it. 240 00:15:39,021 --> 00:15:42,023 Traditional choice with Peking duck is a sauvignon blanc... 241 00:15:42,191 --> 00:15:44,859 ...but Siri suggested an off-dry Riesling. 242 00:15:45,027 --> 00:15:46,152 I wasn't sure... 243 00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:50,198 ...but I didn't wanna have an argument with her in the middle of Trader Joe's. 244 00:15:53,494 --> 00:15:57,872 Now, what should we put Siri in for dinner? 245 00:15:58,040 --> 00:16:00,541 Leopard, sparkles? 246 00:16:00,709 --> 00:16:04,295 Or to paraphrase Coco Chanel: 247 00:16:04,463 --> 00:16:08,383 "You can never go wrong with a little black case." 248 00:16:11,220 --> 00:16:13,805 Siri, play some smooth jazz. 249 00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:16,307 Playing smooth jazz. 250 00:16:18,560 --> 00:16:22,188 Oh, my God, Kenny G. 251 00:16:22,356 --> 00:16:25,441 This woman can read me like a book. 252 00:16:26,318 --> 00:16:30,405 I can't believe I bought my soul mate at Glendale Galleria. 253 00:16:35,202 --> 00:16:37,996 I don't know if I wanna stay. 254 00:16:48,090 --> 00:16:51,551 This is amazing. How did you even get this idea? 255 00:16:51,719 --> 00:16:55,346 I called your dad. I asked what things you liked to do when you were a kid. 256 00:16:55,848 --> 00:16:59,726 This seemed easier than getting a cow out here so you could tip it. 257 00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:04,439 Okay, you're kind of really great. 258 00:17:04,606 --> 00:17:06,357 For a person whose neck massages... 259 00:17:06,525 --> 00:17:10,111 ...feel like an eagle is trying to carry you to its nest? 260 00:17:11,196 --> 00:17:14,282 Bug report. I complimented you. You should take it and shut up. 261 00:17:14,491 --> 00:17:15,616 Right, sorry. Sorry. 262 00:17:15,784 --> 00:17:18,870 - And stop apologizing all the time. - Right. Sorry. 263 00:17:19,580 --> 00:17:21,456 All right, let's shoot stuff. 264 00:17:21,623 --> 00:17:23,958 Do you want me to show you what to do? 265 00:17:24,126 --> 00:17:28,379 I play a lot of "Grand Theft Auto." I think I know how to handle a gat. 266 00:17:28,797 --> 00:17:31,966 Wow, you are cute when you get all gangsta. 267 00:17:43,937 --> 00:17:46,564 So I've got a gunshot wound. 268 00:17:47,649 --> 00:17:49,817 That's pretty badass. 269 00:17:50,152 --> 00:17:53,404 No, you've got a Reebok with a gunshot wound... 270 00:17:53,572 --> 00:17:55,990 ...and an ouchie on your pinky toe. 271 00:17:56,658 --> 00:17:58,493 Hello? They gave me a Band-Aid. 272 00:17:58,660 --> 00:18:02,747 Hospitals do not issue Band-Aids unless it is medically necessary. That is the law. 273 00:18:05,167 --> 00:18:08,127 Well, thank you for a really cool evening. 274 00:18:08,420 --> 00:18:12,090 Thank you for hiding my Star Wars socks at the emergency room. 275 00:18:14,134 --> 00:18:18,471 Is it a good time to evaluate the beta test and see where we stand? 276 00:18:19,056 --> 00:18:21,057 Things are looking good. 277 00:18:21,350 --> 00:18:23,101 So are we still taking things slow? 278 00:18:23,268 --> 00:18:24,852 Because a gunshot wound today... 279 00:18:25,062 --> 00:18:26,813 ...last week I slammed my thumb. 280 00:18:26,980 --> 00:18:28,856 We don't know how much time I have. 281 00:18:30,818 --> 00:18:32,819 Good night, you. 282 00:19:11,900 --> 00:19:13,317 First door on the left. 283 00:19:13,485 --> 00:19:15,111 Thank you. 284 00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:25,705 Dave, I found six vacuum-cleaner repair shops in your area. 285 00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:29,041 Four are fairly close to you. 286 00:19:29,585 --> 00:19:31,252 Ahem. 287 00:19:32,421 --> 00:19:35,464 Hello, sexy. What can I help you with? 288 00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:46,601 If you'd like to make love to me just tell me. 289 00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:55,276 I'm sorry. I don't understand: 290 00:19:59,156 --> 00:20:01,115 No!