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There are approximately
200 bars and nightclubs
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in South Beach.
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Assuming the average capacity
is 500 persons
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and 52% of those are women and
65% of those women are single,
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on any given Saturday night,
there are 33,800 women
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available for a potential
romantic liaison.
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33,000 single women?
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That's a sobering statistic.
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Did you just do
that math in your head?
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It's elementary for a man
of my intelligence.
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I solved the Calogero equation
on a napkin in middle school.
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So you smiled at her,
she smiled at you.
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What happened next?
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I'm Ira Messing.
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Hi. I'm Lisa.
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So what brings you here, Ira?
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I read a study that if
a single man of my age
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goes without sex
for a year and a half,
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his chances of never having sex again
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increase by a factor of 6.
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It's been a year and a half
since you had sex?
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Yes, it has.
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And you were hoping
to have sex with me?
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Not you specifically.
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But it makes sense that in
order to increase my chances
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of having sex,
I should go out into the world
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and have drinks with women.
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Zero effort produces zero outcome.
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Ira, are you some kind of math nut?
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Yes, I am.
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I head up the program to
calculate asteroid vectors.
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So you'll be the first person to know
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if life as we know it
is gonna be obliterated...
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- by an asteroid?
- Yes.
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And hopefully come up with
a plan to prevent the collision.
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Save the earth?
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Yes.
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I told her what I do for a living.
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She was definitely impressed.
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How do you know she was impressed?
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She kissed me.
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Right on the lips.
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That's my thanks
for saving the world.
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In the future when
trying to impress women,
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saving the earth should
be your opening line.
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I've been told that despite
the fact it's true
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I might come off as boastful.
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What happened after she kissed you?
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I removed bird feces from her hair.
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Wow. Ira, now you're
pulling out all the stops.
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And then it happened.
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My name is Indigo Montoya.
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- You killed my father.
- You killed my father.
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Prepare to die.
Prepare to die.
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I love that movie.
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So do I.
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[Cell phone rings]
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Hello.
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Why are you calling me? No.
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Will you just leave me alone? Please.
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I perceive that you are distraught.
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It's fine.
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May I have my phone back, please?
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Lisa, if something's wrong,
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I'd like to help.
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Hey, pal, your bill.
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Ripped By mstoll
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Subsequent to Lisa's disappearance,
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I performed a classic expanding
spiral grid search pattern on foot.
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I called all the cab companies.
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I also called my friend
at the National Security Agency
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to look at satellite
photos of the area
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to see if there was any sign of Lisa.
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What would you tell them to look for,
a carriage made out of pumpkins?
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I don't follow you.
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What did she write on the napkin?
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Whatever it was, it became
saturated with beer.
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I dried it out in the oven...
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How did you get my name?
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My friend at the NSA.
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Who might that be exactly?
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I really cannot say.
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Stan, right?
In black ops?
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I'm not allowed to say.
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Can you find Lisa, please?
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She's in danger.
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If Lisa actually looks
the way you described her,
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then she's a 9.
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I am aware of the popular
scale subjectively ranking
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interpersonal measures
of sexual attraction.
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You are probably ranking me as a 6,
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but if so, you must
also account for the fact
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that amongst some women,
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intelligence raises
that number substantially.
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Voila!
To your new signature drink.
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It's based on a recipe
that Rasputin created
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for the last czar of Russia.
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Whoa!
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That is vomitous.
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Sometimes a woman
loses a man in a bar
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because she suddenly remembers
she met him in a bar.
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Our encounter encompassed
all 5 indicators
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of a deep connection:
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Chemistry, touch, voice pitch,
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eye contact, uncensored speech.
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What uncensored speech?
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We discussed the bird feces
in her hair.
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I will pay you $10,000.
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And after your death,
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I can arrange to have
your ashes shot into the sun.
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Wow. How can you refuse
an offer like that?
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Thank you.
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What is that for?
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Our records.
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So this one is done by an artist
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who started out in a gang,
tagging buildings.
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A criminal who turned
his life around.
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Real subtle, Leo.
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I'm not trying to be subtle.
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I'm trying to open your mind.
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Oh!
Hey, watch it!
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Sorry.
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What?
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Go tell that man he dropped
his wallet and give it back.
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And if he offers you
a reward, say no.
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Ahh... whatever.
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Willa: Excuse me.
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Sir? You dropped your wallet.
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Leo?
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Do you know that man?
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Yes.
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Who is he?
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We all got people from
our past we need to shake.
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Yeah, it looks like you're
doing a great job of that.
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Let's go.
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[Music playing]
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You come here often?
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Wow. You could really
use a fresh pick-up line.
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It's not a line.
It's a question.
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Yeah, I come here often.
I'm Therese.
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Walter.
I'm looking for someone.
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Let me guess.
Cinderella.
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I thought you might
recognize the shoe.
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It's possible
that the owner's a prostitute.
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Like you.
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[Scoffs]
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Honey, we're called party girls.
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It's a matter of semiotics.
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That's pretty smart talk
for a party girl.
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You have no idea how much it costs
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to get a doctorate
in statistics from Rutgers.
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I am up to here in student loans.
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Wow. Very limber.
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And as you can see,
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I'm wearing the exact
same shoe in black.
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Looking for a blonde girl.
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She was here at the bar last night.
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Beauty mark right here.
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Lisa.
She's not one of us.
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She's strictly a lonely hearts
give-it-away-for-free type.
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Yet you have the exact same shoe?
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She asked me where I got
my shoes. I told her.
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Girl thing.
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Will you tell me?
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Huh. Why should I?
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I'll tell you something you don't
know but you'd like to know.
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Madison Boutique on Sand Dollar.
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Ask for Johnny.
Tell him Therese sent you.
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OK, your turn.
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You know those are knock-offs, right?
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Excuse me?
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Glued, not stitched.
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I'll kill Johnny.
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Can you not kill Johnny
until after I talk to him?
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How did you know my password?
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You say it to yourself
when you type it in.
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In case you didn't notice,
your voice kind of carries.
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[As Leo]
Ozymandias.
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If you wanted to know about my past,
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you could have asked me.
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This dude killed your family?
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Get off my computer, please.
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Go back to work, please.
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We'd be the same age.
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Is that why you took me in?
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You got some bent psychology
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that I'd replace your dead daughter?
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You want to buy me something?
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Why not?
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Because most of the time
you forget to charge people
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to find the things that you find.
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People are very grateful
for what I do.
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I have more than enough money
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or things that could be
turned into money.
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Yeah, ok, please don't say anymore.
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As a federal agent, I might have
to report you to the tax man.
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What are you gonna buy me?
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Shoes.
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Ha. I love shoes.
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I'm very girly in that way.
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Amongst other ways.
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Wait a minute.
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What do I have to do?
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Oh, just be yourself.
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I love these.
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I love these so much I could cry.
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Clerk: I want to cry just seeing
how perfect those look on you.
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Isabel hasn't cried since
the doctor slapped her ass.
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A doctor slapped my ass yesterday.
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I didn't cry either.
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I'll let you have them for 1,060.
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Plus tax.
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Ha ha!
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Oh, God. Here we go.
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These shoes might as well be chains.
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I mean, you charge a woman $1,000
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for something that
subjugates her to men.
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What subjugates?
They make her 4 inches taller.
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They really do.
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Well, she can't run in them, can she?
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You know, let me tell you something.
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Those shoes are designed
to position her glute in a way
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which, amongst the primates,
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suggests that she is in heat.
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These are the same impulses
that make fashion photographers
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photograph women lying on the ground
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or slumped to take away
their dignity and their power.
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Sisters arise and resist!
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I don't understand what you're saying
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'cause you're making
good things sound bad.
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My legs look 4 inches longer.
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Right.
Would you excuse us for a second?
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Oh, sure.
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This is so going on my blog.
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Therese sent me.
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Ay, crappity crap, crap, crap.
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Can you give me a hand?
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Yes, mister.
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I meant I want the special price.
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600 bucks a pair.
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Come on, they're knock-offs.
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I prefer the term counterfeit.
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I can do 200 bucks.
Final answer?
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I'm gonna level with you.
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Yes?
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I'm not here for the shoes.
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Yes?
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I'm looking for a woman.
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No...
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One of your counterfeit
customers named Lisa.
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Lisa is a very common name.
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You see this wear pattern?
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Comes from gripping the toes tightly
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'cause the shoe is too big.
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Now, Lisa has different size feet,
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so you probably tries to get
you to sell her mismatched pairs
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which you probably say
no to, so she scrunches.
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Oh, that Lisa.
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You're gonna have to give me
a good reason to tell you more.
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Nipple clamps would be a good start.
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You see the woman
out there I came with?
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Mm-hmm.
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She is a cop.
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So either you tell me
where I can find Lisa,
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or I'll ask Isabel back here to
look into your special closet.
266
00:12:49,819 --> 00:12:51,912
Isabelle: I'm gonna keep
these in the box
267
00:12:52,054 --> 00:12:55,319
until I ask Leo if he can
actually afford 1,000 bucks.
268
00:12:55,458 --> 00:12:56,720
They were only 200 bucks.
269
00:12:56,859 --> 00:12:58,190
- They're fakes.
- What?
270
00:12:58,327 --> 00:12:59,658
I feel I should point
out that even though
271
00:12:59,795 --> 00:13:01,092
you think you look more
beautiful in those shoes,
272
00:13:01,230 --> 00:13:02,754
you actually don't.
273
00:13:02,898 --> 00:13:04,229
I'm pretty sure I do.
274
00:13:04,366 --> 00:13:05,833
No. The kind of beautiful you are
275
00:13:05,968 --> 00:13:08,129
has nothing to do with those shoes.
276
00:13:12,808 --> 00:13:14,105
Bonus. I figure you point out
277
00:13:14,243 --> 00:13:16,905
the counterfeit shoe ring
to customs enforcement.
278
00:13:17,079 --> 00:13:18,774
It's a fine feather
in your career cap,
279
00:13:18,914 --> 00:13:20,745
which is now 4 inches
further from the ground
280
00:13:20,883 --> 00:13:22,145
because of those counterfeit heels.
281
00:13:22,318 --> 00:13:23,979
[Horn honks]
282
00:13:24,119 --> 00:13:26,883
Thank you for my lovely gift, Walter.
283
00:13:46,909 --> 00:13:48,843
Hello?
284
00:13:50,112 --> 00:13:52,205
On TV when a door swings open
when you knock on it,
285
00:13:52,348 --> 00:13:54,213
it means you're gonna find
the place all rifled through
286
00:13:54,350 --> 00:13:55,817
and a mystery.
287
00:14:05,895 --> 00:14:10,195
Ok. Then if the apartment
isn't tossed,
288
00:14:10,366 --> 00:14:13,858
there's a dead body.
289
00:14:14,003 --> 00:14:15,300
In a bathroom.
290
00:14:18,073 --> 00:14:20,439
Usually behind the shower curtain.
291
00:14:22,912 --> 00:14:23,776
Huh.
292
00:14:32,922 --> 00:14:34,446
[Sniffs]
293
00:14:44,833 --> 00:14:45,390
[Click]
294
00:14:45,467 --> 00:14:46,991
[Electrical crackling]
295
00:14:47,469 --> 00:14:49,869
Ah!
296
00:14:53,542 --> 00:14:55,874
That was choice number 3.
297
00:15:06,922 --> 00:15:08,048
Oh, wow.
298
00:15:08,223 --> 00:15:09,417
Can I take these out?
299
00:15:09,558 --> 00:15:11,287
Not so fast.
Who are you?
300
00:15:11,427 --> 00:15:13,452
Walter.
I'm looking for Lisa.
301
00:15:13,596 --> 00:15:14,563
Who are you?
302
00:15:14,997 --> 00:15:17,158
Amanda. Lisa's roommate.
Are you a creep?
303
00:15:17,333 --> 00:15:19,528
Not for the most part.
304
00:15:22,571 --> 00:15:25,540
You can take those out,
but you should know I'm reloaded.
305
00:15:27,443 --> 00:15:30,139
How did you carry 2 baskets of laundry?
306
00:15:30,312 --> 00:15:32,303
Huh. There's only 1.
307
00:15:32,481 --> 00:15:35,211
This is a really good taser.
308
00:15:37,486 --> 00:15:40,478
Oh, can I have some water, please?
309
00:15:42,391 --> 00:15:44,859
How come you never asked me
what I want from Lisa?
310
00:15:45,861 --> 00:15:47,294
Ow.
311
00:15:47,463 --> 00:15:50,864
You want what every man
wants from Lisa.
312
00:15:52,267 --> 00:15:54,531
Which they always get, by the way.
313
00:15:54,870 --> 00:15:55,894
I don't want that.
314
00:15:56,071 --> 00:15:57,834
I just... want to return her shoe.
315
00:15:57,973 --> 00:15:59,338
Oh. That's new.
316
00:15:59,575 --> 00:16:00,507
Anyway, I don't know where Lisa is.
317
00:16:00,643 --> 00:16:02,008
I haven't seen her in days.
318
00:16:02,177 --> 00:16:03,906
- Is that normal?
- Yes.
319
00:16:04,079 --> 00:16:05,546
She goes places with guys...
320
00:16:05,881 --> 00:16:08,577
And she always comes home alone.
321
00:16:08,951 --> 00:16:10,578
Then she goes and buys
herself one of these things
322
00:16:10,953 --> 00:16:12,181
to cheer herself up.
323
00:16:12,354 --> 00:16:15,221
Personally these
make me feel suicidal.
324
00:16:15,357 --> 00:16:16,551
But whatever.
325
00:16:19,995 --> 00:16:22,987
Hey. Have you seen this guy?
326
00:16:23,165 --> 00:16:24,189
Of course.
327
00:16:24,366 --> 00:16:25,458
Really?
328
00:16:25,601 --> 00:16:28,001
Yeah. I subscribe to
"Scientific American."
329
00:16:28,137 --> 00:16:29,627
That's Ira Messing.
330
00:16:30,005 --> 00:16:31,302
He works for NASA.
331
00:16:31,440 --> 00:16:34,603
It's his job to protect
the earth from rogue asteroids.
332
00:16:34,977 --> 00:16:36,205
Did Lisa know who he is?
333
00:16:36,378 --> 00:16:38,243
Lisa wouldn't recognize
Stephen Hawking
334
00:16:38,380 --> 00:16:40,575
if he knocked her over
with his wheelchair.
335
00:16:41,684 --> 00:16:44,118
Hawking's a really famous physicist.
336
00:16:44,286 --> 00:16:48,382
I know. I once found a pocket
particle accelerator he lost.
337
00:16:48,557 --> 00:16:51,048
That's cool.
338
00:16:53,562 --> 00:16:55,463
It's not in the least
surprising she knew me.
339
00:16:55,464 --> 00:16:57,098
I'm very famous in certain circles.
340
00:16:57,099 --> 00:16:59,329
Very small circles.
Like dots.
341
00:16:59,968 --> 00:17:01,094
The point Walter's trying to make
342
00:17:01,236 --> 00:17:04,399
is that Lisa makes a habit
of disappearing.
343
00:17:04,673 --> 00:17:06,300
With men.
344
00:17:06,475 --> 00:17:08,534
You say that with great portent
as though I should care.
345
00:17:08,711 --> 00:17:09,643
Most men do.
346
00:17:10,012 --> 00:17:10,671
Lisa was terrified.
347
00:17:11,046 --> 00:17:11,910
She was in danger.
348
00:17:12,047 --> 00:17:13,207
I have to help her.
349
00:17:13,382 --> 00:17:14,508
Why does a guy who can
save the whole world
350
00:17:14,650 --> 00:17:16,311
worry about 1 woman?
351
00:17:16,485 --> 00:17:21,013
Because saving the world doesn't
make you any less lonely.
352
00:17:22,458 --> 00:17:24,483
Have either of you ever had children?
353
00:17:24,660 --> 00:17:25,456
Yes.
354
00:17:26,261 --> 00:17:28,092
And wouldn't you give up
the world for them?
355
00:17:28,230 --> 00:17:29,322
Yes.
356
00:17:29,498 --> 00:17:31,125
I want a woman to love me.
357
00:17:31,266 --> 00:17:33,131
I want a family.
358
00:17:33,302 --> 00:17:35,361
Not to mention I owe it to
the world to pass on my intelligence.
359
00:17:35,537 --> 00:17:38,301
Don't worry. Walter won't stop
looking until he finds her.
360
00:17:38,474 --> 00:17:39,338
I can help.
361
00:17:39,508 --> 00:17:40,532
I don't like help.
362
00:17:40,676 --> 00:17:43,042
I hate help.
363
00:17:43,212 --> 00:17:44,338
Please.
364
00:17:44,513 --> 00:17:47,073
Walter, after you find Lisa,
365
00:17:47,216 --> 00:17:50,083
it would be nice for Ira if
he had played a part in it.
366
00:17:50,252 --> 00:17:51,480
He can take all the credit.
I don't care.
367
00:17:51,620 --> 00:17:53,417
No, Mr. Sherman,
you don't understand.
368
00:17:53,555 --> 00:17:57,719
I would actually like
to help Lisa. For real.
369
00:17:58,093 --> 00:18:00,027
Maybe Ira should stake out the bar.
370
00:18:00,195 --> 00:18:01,321
What good is that gonna do?
371
00:18:01,563 --> 00:18:03,326
In case Lisa returns there.
372
00:18:03,465 --> 00:18:05,092
You think she might do that?
373
00:18:05,701 --> 00:18:07,066
[Mouths word]
374
00:18:08,103 --> 00:18:09,968
Count on me.
375
00:18:10,105 --> 00:18:11,595
Check.
376
00:18:15,611 --> 00:18:17,238
I see what you're doing.
377
00:18:17,379 --> 00:18:18,710
Getting him out of my hair.
378
00:18:19,047 --> 00:18:20,446
Ok. Let's go with that.
379
00:18:20,616 --> 00:18:23,585
What is wrong with you?
380
00:18:23,752 --> 00:18:25,379
I saw him.
381
00:18:25,521 --> 00:18:27,250
Nathan Stein.
382
00:18:29,391 --> 00:18:30,619
Did you kill him?
383
00:18:30,793 --> 00:18:33,523
Not so far.
384
00:18:33,662 --> 00:18:35,254
Willa was there when I saw him.
385
00:18:35,397 --> 00:18:37,092
Then she looked us up
on the Internet.
386
00:18:37,232 --> 00:18:38,995
She's not supposed to have access.
387
00:18:39,134 --> 00:18:40,533
She hacked my computer.
388
00:18:40,669 --> 00:18:43,001
It's not exactly hacking when
you say your password out loud
389
00:18:43,138 --> 00:18:44,662
every time you log on.
390
00:18:44,807 --> 00:18:47,640
Ozymandias.
391
00:18:47,810 --> 00:18:50,506
She says I'm looking for
a daughter replacement.
392
00:18:50,646 --> 00:18:53,479
Leo, Willa's really good
at pushing people's buttons.
393
00:18:53,615 --> 00:18:55,640
It's her special gift.
394
00:18:56,084 --> 00:18:57,346
You just need to change your password
395
00:18:57,519 --> 00:18:59,009
or she's gonna be on there
all the time.
396
00:18:59,188 --> 00:19:02,021
That's one way to solve the problem.
397
00:19:02,191 --> 00:19:04,318
[Cell phone rings]
398
00:19:10,799 --> 00:19:12,289
Who is this?
399
00:19:12,467 --> 00:19:14,628
Hey, it's me.
We busted the shoe store.
400
00:19:14,770 --> 00:19:15,702
Oh, yeah.
401
00:19:16,071 --> 00:19:17,504
Well, I got tased today.
402
00:19:17,673 --> 00:19:19,265
I'm sure you deserved it.
403
00:19:19,508 --> 00:19:21,032
I'm invoking my right to silence
404
00:19:21,210 --> 00:19:23,144
'cause people like to talk
in this situation.
405
00:19:23,312 --> 00:19:24,745
Oh, my God, is that Johnny?
406
00:19:25,113 --> 00:19:26,774
Yeah, he's invoking
his right to remain silent.
407
00:19:27,149 --> 00:19:28,343
Well, say hi for me.
408
00:19:28,517 --> 00:19:31,281
If I can get a word in edgeways.
409
00:19:31,453 --> 00:19:33,250
Let me have a pair of
those counterfeit shoes.
410
00:19:33,422 --> 00:19:34,286
Size 12.
411
00:19:34,423 --> 00:19:36,414
Why, you dating an Amazon?
412
00:19:36,592 --> 00:19:39,186
Nope. They're for me.
413
00:19:39,361 --> 00:19:41,090
Of course they are.
414
00:19:46,768 --> 00:19:51,569
Hey, look, I've had a chance
to cool down since last night.
415
00:19:51,740 --> 00:19:54,470
Yeah, what was that all about?
416
00:19:55,177 --> 00:19:56,269
If I fire you, then
your probation officer
417
00:19:56,411 --> 00:19:58,470
will put you back in detention.
418
00:19:58,647 --> 00:20:00,239
Fire me?
419
00:20:00,415 --> 00:20:02,144
You can stay here
until you find another job
420
00:20:02,284 --> 00:20:04,275
or living arrangements.
421
00:20:04,453 --> 00:20:07,581
Wait. You're getting rid of me?
422
00:20:07,756 --> 00:20:09,587
Yes.
423
00:20:09,758 --> 00:20:12,493
Ok, ok. You've made your point.
424
00:20:12,494 --> 00:20:13,722
I've learned my lesson.
425
00:20:13,862 --> 00:20:15,853
Never mention the dead daughter.
426
00:20:16,231 --> 00:20:21,100
I'll give you good recommendations,
but you have to leave.
427
00:20:22,871 --> 00:20:25,806
You aren't welcome here anymore.
428
00:20:42,557 --> 00:20:44,752
Maybe you should
start out small, you know?
429
00:20:44,927 --> 00:20:47,122
Little eye shadow and silk panties.
430
00:20:47,296 --> 00:20:48,490
What are you doing?
431
00:20:48,630 --> 00:20:50,825
Finding stuff.
What are you doing?
432
00:20:51,166 --> 00:20:52,633
Did you tell Leo to fire me?
433
00:20:52,734 --> 00:20:55,396
Nope. I told him
to change his passwords.
434
00:20:55,537 --> 00:20:56,765
He fired you?
435
00:20:56,905 --> 00:20:58,304
I made him mad I guess.
436
00:20:58,440 --> 00:21:01,204
Oh, you guess.
Isn't making people mad your top talent?
437
00:21:01,343 --> 00:21:03,174
Leo takes things too serious.
438
00:21:03,312 --> 00:21:06,179
Willa, Leo came
face to face with the man
439
00:21:06,315 --> 00:21:07,748
responsible for the deaths
of his family.
440
00:21:07,883 --> 00:21:09,612
It's pretty serious.
441
00:21:10,352 --> 00:21:12,217
Then you compared yourself
to his dead daughter.
442
00:21:12,354 --> 00:21:15,619
Argh. God.
These shoes make my feet hurt worse
443
00:21:15,757 --> 00:21:17,622
then when they got
whipped in Bahrain.
444
00:21:17,759 --> 00:21:20,421
How do I make Leo not mad?
445
00:21:20,662 --> 00:21:22,892
Build a time machine,
don't be so horrible,
446
00:21:23,231 --> 00:21:24,789
don't be born in the first place.
447
00:21:25,233 --> 00:21:27,827
Hey, it's not like I don't want
to get the hell out of here.
448
00:21:28,270 --> 00:21:29,760
Liar.
449
00:21:29,938 --> 00:21:30,802
You don't want to go anywhere
450
00:21:30,939 --> 00:21:31,871
until you break into my vault.
451
00:21:32,240 --> 00:21:34,174
What? I don't want to
break into your vault.
452
00:21:34,309 --> 00:21:35,571
What vault?
453
00:21:35,711 --> 00:21:36,643
Oh, please.
454
00:21:36,812 --> 00:21:38,177
You're easier to read
than a large print
455
00:21:38,313 --> 00:21:39,678
Harlan Coben novel.
456
00:21:40,649 --> 00:21:43,243
Anyway, you said your vault's
impossible to break into.
457
00:21:43,418 --> 00:21:44,316
It is.
458
00:21:44,453 --> 00:21:45,681
Then you've got
nothing to worry about
459
00:21:45,854 --> 00:21:48,345
and should tell me what
to do so I can stay.
460
00:21:49,658 --> 00:21:51,421
Please, Walter.
461
00:21:51,593 --> 00:21:53,618
You got 3 options.
462
00:21:53,762 --> 00:21:56,492
1, apologize.
463
00:21:56,732 --> 00:21:57,926
Tried it.
Didn't work.
464
00:21:58,400 --> 00:21:59,492
2, beg for mercy.
465
00:21:59,768 --> 00:22:01,736
I don't beg.
What's number 3?
466
00:22:02,571 --> 00:22:04,471
A teak splinter.
467
00:22:04,639 --> 00:22:07,437
How do you think you get a teak
splinter in the bottom of a shoe?
468
00:22:07,609 --> 00:22:08,507
A boat.
469
00:22:08,677 --> 00:22:11,202
Very good.
470
00:22:11,380 --> 00:22:13,610
3, you find a way
to make it up to Leo
471
00:22:13,749 --> 00:22:15,307
and you make it good.
472
00:22:15,484 --> 00:22:16,644
Like what?
473
00:22:16,818 --> 00:22:19,582
That is your problem.
474
00:22:22,557 --> 00:22:23,888
So we're looking for a boat.
475
00:22:24,026 --> 00:22:25,493
With teak decks, yeah.
476
00:22:25,627 --> 00:22:28,391
I see about a hundred boats in
this marina with teak decks.
477
00:22:28,563 --> 00:22:29,962
I count 87.
478
00:22:30,332 --> 00:22:31,993
There's got to be
a thousand marinas in Florida.
479
00:22:32,367 --> 00:22:33,959
1,527.
480
00:22:34,336 --> 00:22:35,860
And you picked this one
marina because...
481
00:22:36,004 --> 00:22:37,471
Before showing up at the night club,
482
00:22:37,606 --> 00:22:39,801
Lisa got teak splinters in her shoes.
483
00:22:39,975 --> 00:22:40,669
From a boat?
484
00:22:40,809 --> 00:22:42,902
Ira checked with the cab companies.
Nobody picked her up.
485
00:22:43,278 --> 00:22:44,768
She was within walking
distance of the club.
486
00:22:44,913 --> 00:22:45,777
In high heels.
487
00:22:45,947 --> 00:22:49,474
Believe me, it's like
walking on hot coals.
488
00:22:49,651 --> 00:22:52,586
And this is the only marina within
stiletto hot coal walking distance.
489
00:22:52,721 --> 00:22:55,451
I figured Lisa meets
a big bad wolf on his boat,
490
00:22:55,624 --> 00:22:57,751
he creeps her out,
she totters off on her high heels
491
00:22:57,926 --> 00:22:59,587
looking for prince charming.
492
00:23:00,896 --> 00:23:02,659
You're just messing
with Willa, right,
493
00:23:02,798 --> 00:23:03,992
about this whole get gone thing?
494
00:23:04,332 --> 00:23:07,358
Nope. You were right about her.
I was wrong.
495
00:23:07,502 --> 00:23:08,969
I can't help her.
496
00:23:09,337 --> 00:23:12,272
So which boat is
the big bad wolf boat?
497
00:23:12,441 --> 00:23:16,639
Lisa also had bird poop in her hair.
498
00:23:16,812 --> 00:23:18,712
[Gulls crying]
499
00:23:19,948 --> 00:23:21,745
His name is Nathan Stein.
500
00:23:22,384 --> 00:23:23,510
This guy is a diamond courier?
501
00:23:23,652 --> 00:23:25,677
And rubies and emeralds, like that.
502
00:23:25,854 --> 00:23:27,446
What's the con?
503
00:23:27,589 --> 00:23:29,523
No con.
Smash and grab.
504
00:23:30,926 --> 00:23:33,417
No. That's not how we roll.
505
00:23:33,562 --> 00:23:35,792
We steal.
We don't rob.
506
00:23:36,031 --> 00:23:37,328
What's the difference?
507
00:23:37,466 --> 00:23:39,798
You hurt civilians,
the police get their interest up.
508
00:23:39,935 --> 00:23:41,869
You take stuff,
the cops let it slide.
509
00:23:42,003 --> 00:23:45,063
Timo, it's a quarter million
dollars worth of jewels.
510
00:23:46,641 --> 00:23:48,438
Fine. If you're too chicken,
511
00:23:48,577 --> 00:23:49,601
I'll just as Costa.
512
00:23:49,778 --> 00:23:51,507
He's scarier than you anyway.
513
00:23:51,646 --> 00:23:53,614
Will you just...
Give me a minute?
514
00:23:53,748 --> 00:23:57,047
Just...
I need to think.
515
00:24:08,029 --> 00:24:09,690
Florida statute 8.10 section HC
516
00:24:09,831 --> 00:24:11,731
defines trespass
as willfully entering
517
00:24:11,867 --> 00:24:14,427
without authorization or invitation.
518
00:24:14,603 --> 00:24:16,036
What if I just trip and fall on it?
519
00:24:16,371 --> 00:24:18,703
It's America.
We sue.
520
00:24:18,840 --> 00:24:20,068
I'll risk it.
521
00:24:20,442 --> 00:24:22,433
Oh!
522
00:24:23,478 --> 00:24:24,570
It's teak.
523
00:24:29,751 --> 00:24:30,945
Walter?
524
00:24:31,119 --> 00:24:32,484
You remember what happened
525
00:24:32,621 --> 00:24:34,646
the last time you walked
through an open door?
526
00:24:36,591 --> 00:24:40,357
Yes. That's why you should go first.
527
00:24:41,630 --> 00:24:42,927
Let's make this fast.
528
00:24:43,098 --> 00:24:45,726
You know how I feel about boats.
529
00:24:50,038 --> 00:24:54,031
Oh, man.
What died in here?
530
00:24:54,176 --> 00:24:56,667
It's a fishing boat.
I'm guessing fish.
531
00:25:10,659 --> 00:25:12,422
Do fish have molars?
532
00:25:20,068 --> 00:25:21,899
Do fish have feet?
533
00:25:29,678 --> 00:25:31,578
I need to you
find out who owns a boat.
534
00:25:31,746 --> 00:25:34,048
I need you not to confuse
me with your secretary.
535
00:25:34,049 --> 00:25:35,583
I'm always game for
a little role play,
536
00:25:35,584 --> 00:25:36,881
but this is time sensitive.
537
00:25:37,185 --> 00:25:39,016
Walter, I don't have
time to flirt with you.
538
00:25:39,187 --> 00:25:41,722
Tell her about the bird,
the tooth, and the shoes.
539
00:25:41,723 --> 00:25:43,554
What?
What tooth?
540
00:25:43,692 --> 00:25:45,922
Leo says hi.
Isabel sends her love.
541
00:25:46,094 --> 00:25:46,992
No, she did not.
542
00:25:47,162 --> 00:25:48,493
What are you hiding?
543
00:25:48,663 --> 00:25:49,561
Boat's called Stardust.
544
00:25:49,731 --> 00:25:50,925
Forget it, Walter.
545
00:25:51,099 --> 00:25:52,726
Thank you.
546
00:25:52,901 --> 00:25:55,199
Walter... Walter?
547
00:25:55,637 --> 00:25:57,104
We need to take the shoes.
548
00:25:57,472 --> 00:25:59,440
Statute 9.18, section 13a.
549
00:25:59,608 --> 00:26:01,041
Tampering with or
fabricating evidence
550
00:26:01,509 --> 00:26:02,703
5 years in prison.
551
00:26:02,844 --> 00:26:03,936
If we turn this over to the police,
552
00:26:04,079 --> 00:26:05,512
I'll never find Cinderella.
553
00:26:05,680 --> 00:26:07,773
Walter, doesn't this look
like a serial killer to you?
554
00:26:07,916 --> 00:26:10,578
Yes. Like a serial killer
who kills women with size 8 feet.
555
00:26:10,752 --> 00:26:12,913
And who handles
serial killers? The FBI.
556
00:26:13,088 --> 00:26:16,114
What about by the time the FBI
catch up to where we are now
557
00:26:16,491 --> 00:26:17,651
Cinderella will be hamburger.
558
00:26:17,792 --> 00:26:21,853
If Lisa's not dead,
we should try to save her life, right?
559
00:26:22,030 --> 00:26:24,191
Aw, man, you are not playing fair.
560
00:26:24,599 --> 00:26:26,033
Suppose Ira's a killer.
561
00:26:26,034 --> 00:26:27,592
I'm Ira. You're Lisa.
562
00:26:27,736 --> 00:26:29,203
Ira's the serial killer?
563
00:26:29,571 --> 00:26:30,595
Fits the profile.
564
00:26:30,739 --> 00:26:33,833
Smart, awkward, focused, an outsider.
565
00:26:34,009 --> 00:26:35,237
You just described yourself.
566
00:26:35,610 --> 00:26:38,511
I'm Ira.
I meet you in a bar.
567
00:26:38,647 --> 00:26:41,639
Buy you a drink.
We chat. We chug.
568
00:26:41,783 --> 00:26:42,909
We flirt.
569
00:26:43,184 --> 00:26:45,049
Why do I have to be the girl?
570
00:26:45,220 --> 00:26:46,847
A life is at stake here, Leo.
571
00:26:47,022 --> 00:26:51,015
You look especially
dapper this evening.
572
00:26:51,192 --> 00:26:52,216
Best you can do?
573
00:26:52,594 --> 00:26:53,561
Yes.
574
00:26:53,695 --> 00:26:54,895
Ok.
575
00:26:54,896 --> 00:26:56,659
I lure you back to my boar lair
576
00:26:56,798 --> 00:26:58,129
where you get a sliver
of teak in your shoe,
577
00:26:58,266 --> 00:26:59,631
a poop in your hair,
578
00:27:00,035 --> 00:27:02,162
then things get weird.
579
00:27:02,537 --> 00:27:03,936
Then things get weird?
580
00:27:04,105 --> 00:27:06,130
Get a little creepy with the shoe.
581
00:27:06,274 --> 00:27:07,502
[Sniffs]
582
00:27:07,642 --> 00:27:09,166
Mmm...
583
00:27:09,544 --> 00:27:11,011
What are you doing?
584
00:27:12,781 --> 00:27:13,873
Ow!
585
00:27:14,115 --> 00:27:15,241
That's what I'd do.
586
00:27:15,583 --> 00:27:16,880
Then I'd run away and hide
587
00:27:17,018 --> 00:27:18,781
leaving my shoe behind because
you're slobbering on it.
588
00:27:18,953 --> 00:27:20,554
It's a pretty good theory, though.
589
00:27:20,555 --> 00:27:22,284
Avery good theory.
590
00:27:23,692 --> 00:27:24,784
Where are you going?
591
00:27:24,926 --> 00:27:27,520
If prince charming is out there
grinding up women into hamburger,
592
00:27:27,662 --> 00:27:29,254
someone should keep an eye on him.
593
00:27:29,631 --> 00:27:32,031
I'll keep looking for Cinderella.
594
00:27:36,738 --> 00:27:38,069
There he is.
595
00:27:39,708 --> 00:27:41,699
Can you do this?
596
00:27:41,876 --> 00:27:43,673
Don't be shy.
597
00:27:43,978 --> 00:27:44,945
Be a man.
598
00:27:46,915 --> 00:27:49,179
Hand over the briefcase.
599
00:27:51,786 --> 00:27:53,879
I don't think so.
600
00:27:57,826 --> 00:27:58,918
Ah!
Help!
601
00:27:59,094 --> 00:28:01,062
I'm being robbed!
602
00:28:03,231 --> 00:28:04,994
Timo:
The hell with this.
603
00:28:06,334 --> 00:28:07,198
Uh! Oh!
604
00:28:07,335 --> 00:28:09,565
Now, you worm, now!
605
00:28:13,842 --> 00:28:15,833
Ah!
606
00:28:19,347 --> 00:28:21,076
Ah...
607
00:28:23,985 --> 00:28:25,953
Now what do you want?
608
00:28:27,389 --> 00:28:28,321
Ow!
609
00:28:28,656 --> 00:28:32,092
You can't kill people
and just walk around
610
00:28:32,227 --> 00:28:34,855
being rich and happy.
611
00:28:34,996 --> 00:28:36,258
Ok, ok, ok.
612
00:28:37,732 --> 00:28:39,666
Ow! Ow!
613
00:28:39,834 --> 00:28:41,825
[Moaning]
614
00:28:43,238 --> 00:28:45,069
Ozymandias.
615
00:28:50,211 --> 00:28:54,807
Uh. Uh. Argh...
616
00:29:32,720 --> 00:29:33,812
You got the shoe?
617
00:29:33,988 --> 00:29:35,922
You want to try it on?
618
00:29:37,158 --> 00:29:39,752
What girl could resist
happily ever after?
619
00:29:46,134 --> 00:29:48,159
What's the matter with you?
620
00:29:48,470 --> 00:29:50,301
That's not the right question.
621
00:29:50,438 --> 00:29:52,906
The right question is,
what's the matter with the slipper?
622
00:29:53,074 --> 00:29:55,235
This isn't working.
623
00:29:55,376 --> 00:29:56,741
It's complicated.
624
00:29:56,911 --> 00:30:00,108
After all, not all women
have the same size feet.
625
00:30:00,248 --> 00:30:01,681
Well, I can make it fit.
626
00:30:01,850 --> 00:30:04,944
Don't. Walter?
Walter?
627
00:30:05,119 --> 00:30:06,450
Walter? Walter?
628
00:30:06,821 --> 00:30:08,345
Walter?
629
00:30:10,391 --> 00:30:11,688
Hi.
630
00:30:11,860 --> 00:30:14,124
Don't hi me.
What are you and Leo up to?
631
00:30:15,997 --> 00:30:18,090
I think we may have blundered
onto a serial killer.
632
00:30:18,233 --> 00:30:20,827
What?
What did you say?
633
00:30:20,969 --> 00:30:22,129
These are shoes I found on a boat
634
00:30:22,270 --> 00:30:24,363
that might belong to a serial killer.
635
00:30:24,506 --> 00:30:27,134
Are you telling me you removed
evidence from a crime scene?
636
00:30:27,308 --> 00:30:29,833
- Yes.
- Did those shoes belong to the victims?
637
00:30:30,011 --> 00:30:33,310
That's what I thought.
But look. See?
638
00:30:33,481 --> 00:30:34,971
Walter, you've potentially
compromised an investigation
639
00:30:35,116 --> 00:30:38,483
not to mention opened yourself
up to criminal charges.
640
00:30:38,853 --> 00:30:41,083
The wear pattern is
the exact same in every shoe.
641
00:30:41,222 --> 00:30:43,383
From the toes gripping.
642
00:30:43,758 --> 00:30:44,486
So?
643
00:30:44,859 --> 00:30:45,883
So these shoes don't
belong to the victims.
644
00:30:46,027 --> 00:30:47,824
They belong to the same person.
645
00:30:47,962 --> 00:30:48,826
The killer?
646
00:30:48,997 --> 00:30:52,433
Thank you for paying attention.
647
00:31:41,549 --> 00:31:44,143
[Cell phone rings]
648
00:31:47,055 --> 00:31:49,022
Walter, I can't talk right now.
649
00:31:49,023 --> 00:31:50,251
Ira's on the move.
650
00:31:50,491 --> 00:31:53,426
The woman he's following
fits Lisa's description.
651
00:31:53,561 --> 00:31:55,461
Prince charming is not the killer.
652
00:31:55,597 --> 00:31:57,189
It's Cinderella.
653
00:31:57,365 --> 00:31:58,423
What?
654
00:31:58,600 --> 00:31:59,567
All of these shoes were worn
655
00:31:59,901 --> 00:32:01,493
by the same person... Lisa.
656
00:32:01,836 --> 00:32:03,098
She drops them and then kills
657
00:32:03,237 --> 00:32:04,829
all the prince charmings
that track her down.
658
00:32:04,973 --> 00:32:06,270
Are you sure?
Yeah.
659
00:32:06,407 --> 00:32:08,341
Lisa's the killer?
660
00:32:08,476 --> 00:32:10,103
Am I not being clear?
661
00:32:11,879 --> 00:32:12,538
They're leaving.
662
00:32:12,914 --> 00:32:14,006
You got to stop 'em, Leo.
663
00:32:23,257 --> 00:32:24,952
- Do you have 'em?
- No!
664
00:32:25,126 --> 00:32:27,253
Meet us at the boat.
665
00:32:37,138 --> 00:32:40,005
We attacked and crippled
a straight for a Rolex
666
00:32:40,141 --> 00:32:41,506
and a grand in cash?
667
00:32:41,876 --> 00:32:43,343
Oops.
668
00:32:43,511 --> 00:32:47,038
Oops? There's no oops, Willa.
669
00:32:49,317 --> 00:32:50,978
You did this on purpose.
670
00:32:51,152 --> 00:32:52,847
Relax, Timo.
671
00:32:53,021 --> 00:32:54,079
Relax?
672
00:32:54,222 --> 00:32:56,850
We just crippled a guy
and you won't even tell me why.
673
00:32:59,327 --> 00:33:03,388
I'm beginning to think what
they say about you is true.
674
00:33:03,564 --> 00:33:06,294
What do they say?
675
00:33:06,467 --> 00:33:08,162
That you're only half Romani.
676
00:33:08,336 --> 00:33:09,496
Who says that?
677
00:33:09,637 --> 00:33:11,036
Your father wasn't gypsy.
678
00:33:11,172 --> 00:33:13,504
And some people say
that makes you gaje.
679
00:33:13,675 --> 00:33:15,939
What are you gonna tell Uncle Shad?
680
00:33:16,077 --> 00:33:17,476
Well, what do I say?
Willa made me do it?
681
00:33:18,479 --> 00:33:20,504
It makes me look weak and stupid.
682
00:33:20,682 --> 00:33:22,047
Take it easy.
683
00:33:22,216 --> 00:33:23,615
You don't get it, do you?
684
00:33:23,951 --> 00:33:27,182
You lied to me.
Family.
685
00:33:27,355 --> 00:33:30,518
Uncle Shad finds out,
he'll declare you gaje,
686
00:33:30,658 --> 00:33:33,149
banish you.
687
00:33:33,294 --> 00:33:36,195
Without the family, you're nothing.
688
00:33:36,364 --> 00:33:40,266
You're all alone in this world.
689
00:33:49,210 --> 00:33:50,677
So this Lisa person fakes
that she's scared,
690
00:33:51,012 --> 00:33:53,113
then she takes off,
leaving her shoe behind.
691
00:33:53,114 --> 00:33:53,409
That's right.
692
00:33:53,548 --> 00:33:55,015
The men find her,
and then she kills them.
693
00:33:55,149 --> 00:33:57,651
So how do regular non-finder
prince charmings find her?
694
00:33:57,652 --> 00:33:58,311
Remember the napkin?
695
00:33:58,453 --> 00:34:00,011
The one that got soaked?
696
00:34:00,154 --> 00:34:01,644
She writes something on it,
probably the name of the boat.
697
00:34:01,989 --> 00:34:04,184
Lucky for Ira it got soaked,
or he'd be dead now.
698
00:34:04,692 --> 00:34:06,057
Aw, man.
699
00:34:06,227 --> 00:34:08,127
She can't be much ahead of us.
700
00:34:08,262 --> 00:34:11,129
Walter. Walter!
701
00:34:11,299 --> 00:34:13,597
You're the finder.
How do you find these people?
702
00:34:17,505 --> 00:34:19,166
We follow the bird poop.
703
00:34:19,340 --> 00:34:21,103
How do we follow bird poop?
704
00:34:21,275 --> 00:34:24,039
The best is to follow the birds.
705
00:34:24,212 --> 00:34:25,645
Statute 8.12 section 14.
706
00:34:26,013 --> 00:34:29,107
A person commits theft if he obtains
or uses a property of another.
707
00:34:29,283 --> 00:34:30,443
I will risk it.
708
00:34:30,585 --> 00:34:33,019
Walter? Walter!
709
00:34:33,087 --> 00:34:36,079
[Rock music playing]
710
00:34:47,201 --> 00:34:49,226
[Gulls crying]
711
00:34:58,112 --> 00:35:01,445
[Music fading]
712
00:35:08,623 --> 00:35:10,123
I've got her.
713
00:35:10,124 --> 00:35:11,682
Where are you?
714
00:35:11,759 --> 00:35:13,727
Two curves north of the marina.
715
00:35:13,728 --> 00:35:16,429
I'll call the marine patrol.
Do not go aboard, Walter.
716
00:35:16,430 --> 00:35:18,295
Wait for the marine patrol.
717
00:35:20,234 --> 00:35:21,531
You got it.
718
00:35:30,711 --> 00:35:32,406
[Muffled yelling]
719
00:35:36,450 --> 00:35:38,680
[Electrical crackling]
720
00:35:46,494 --> 00:35:49,292
Two prince charmings
for the price of one.
721
00:35:57,605 --> 00:36:00,199
This really is a good taser.
722
00:36:02,243 --> 00:36:03,403
[Electrical crackling]
723
00:36:03,544 --> 00:36:05,239
Ah! Argh!
724
00:36:12,286 --> 00:36:14,277
Would you ever consider
tying yourself to the anchor?
725
00:36:14,455 --> 00:36:16,821
The world would be a better
place if all serial killers
726
00:36:17,158 --> 00:36:18,682
started with themselves.
727
00:36:18,860 --> 00:36:20,191
Huh.
728
00:36:20,361 --> 00:36:23,819
You know, you are the
first charming to find me
729
00:36:24,298 --> 00:36:25,788
without the napkin.
730
00:36:26,167 --> 00:36:27,759
Guess that makes you the smartest.
731
00:36:28,135 --> 00:36:29,363
Well...
732
00:36:29,537 --> 00:36:31,266
[Muffled]
733
00:36:33,307 --> 00:36:34,501
Not to boast,
734
00:36:34,642 --> 00:36:36,473
but technically
I'm the smartest charming.
735
00:36:36,644 --> 00:36:39,169
And yet here you both are,
tied to chairs,
736
00:36:39,313 --> 00:36:41,543
about to become snacks for fish.
737
00:36:41,716 --> 00:36:43,843
Well, that makes you the smartest.
738
00:36:44,185 --> 00:36:46,585
You know you all think
you're the smartest charming.
739
00:36:46,721 --> 00:36:50,657
But none of you knows
the first thing about real romance.
740
00:36:50,825 --> 00:36:54,488
It's just all about sex.
741
00:36:54,629 --> 00:36:57,120
You told me so yourself.
742
00:36:57,298 --> 00:36:59,493
I was hoping she'd find
my honesty refreshing.
743
00:36:59,667 --> 00:37:01,191
Nah, they never do.
744
00:37:01,369 --> 00:37:03,837
Why do you hate
prince charming so much?
745
00:37:04,205 --> 00:37:06,469
I don't hate prince charming.
746
00:37:06,607 --> 00:37:09,440
I'm still waiting for him
to walk through that door.
747
00:37:09,610 --> 00:37:12,511
So far you've just
all been imposters.
748
00:37:12,680 --> 00:37:14,545
What empirical results
would you have to observe
749
00:37:14,682 --> 00:37:18,140
in order to conclude you'd found
the real prince charming?
750
00:37:20,221 --> 00:37:24,715
She needs someone to see
past her beautiful exterior,
751
00:37:24,892 --> 00:37:28,692
to get to know
the real her like I do.
752
00:37:31,899 --> 00:37:34,595
Your favorite scent is jasmin.
753
00:37:34,835 --> 00:37:38,601
It's also your favorite flower.
754
00:37:38,773 --> 00:37:40,764
You hate "Ghost" and Heathcliff
755
00:37:40,908 --> 00:37:46,369
but love "Ladyhawke" and Lancelot.
756
00:37:46,547 --> 00:37:48,777
You fell in love when you were young.
757
00:37:48,916 --> 00:37:51,214
But it was forbidden love.
758
00:37:51,385 --> 00:37:55,719
A cousin maybe or... another girl.
759
00:37:55,890 --> 00:37:58,450
But ever since then,
you have been searching
760
00:37:58,626 --> 00:38:03,393
for that special person, the one.
761
00:38:03,564 --> 00:38:04,690
But in your heart,
762
00:38:04,832 --> 00:38:08,529
you know that you always
want what you cannot have,
763
00:38:08,669 --> 00:38:12,332
and that, that is not fair.
764
00:38:16,444 --> 00:38:18,344
I brought you something.
765
00:38:20,982 --> 00:38:23,246
It's in the bag.
766
00:38:23,417 --> 00:38:25,647
Go ahead.
767
00:38:33,461 --> 00:38:34,860
Just let me put it on your foot.
768
00:38:35,229 --> 00:38:37,493
I just need one hand.
769
00:39:02,823 --> 00:39:04,256
Uh!
770
00:39:11,565 --> 00:39:12,691
Whoa!
771
00:39:12,867 --> 00:39:16,428
[Electrical crackling]
772
00:39:20,775 --> 00:39:23,801
Aah! Ah!
773
00:39:26,347 --> 00:39:28,338
[Banging, muffled yelling]
774
00:39:28,482 --> 00:39:30,382
Oh...
775
00:39:30,551 --> 00:39:31,575
You ok?
776
00:39:31,719 --> 00:39:32,708
Yes.
777
00:39:32,887 --> 00:39:35,412
Oh. Oh.
778
00:39:38,426 --> 00:39:40,560
Do you realize how close
you were to getting killed?
779
00:39:40,561 --> 00:39:41,459
You should be happy.
780
00:39:41,595 --> 00:39:42,721
You get all the credit for
catching a serial killer.
781
00:39:42,863 --> 00:39:43,795
Taste this.
782
00:39:43,964 --> 00:39:45,727
Believe me, I love getting credit,
783
00:39:45,866 --> 00:39:47,891
but not if it means you're dead.
784
00:39:48,069 --> 00:39:50,264
Don't get all soft on me, Zambada.
785
00:39:50,337 --> 00:39:52,005
I am not your boyfriend.
786
00:39:52,006 --> 00:39:53,439
Oh, my God.
787
00:39:55,342 --> 00:39:59,938
This is the best drink
I have ever had in my life.
788
00:40:00,314 --> 00:40:02,646
Yeah? I call it the Knox me out.
789
00:40:02,783 --> 00:40:04,444
After Leo. Get it?
790
00:40:04,618 --> 00:40:06,449
I get it. Very clever.
791
00:40:06,587 --> 00:40:07,884
'Cause his name is Leo Knox?
792
00:40:08,622 --> 00:40:10,590
And this place needs
a signature drink.
793
00:40:10,724 --> 00:40:12,521
Ira:
The asteroid known as apophis
794
00:40:12,660 --> 00:40:14,753
could pass close enough
to earth in 2029
795
00:40:14,895 --> 00:40:17,386
to affect a perambulation
in its path.
796
00:40:17,565 --> 00:40:19,692
Well, I estimate
the chances of that happening
797
00:40:19,834 --> 00:40:24,362
as approximately 1 in 250,000.
798
00:40:24,538 --> 00:40:26,005
Ooh!
799
00:40:27,108 --> 00:40:30,043
Quit talking smut over here.
800
00:40:30,411 --> 00:40:31,469
Ha ha!
801
00:40:34,381 --> 00:40:36,406
What is going on over there?
802
00:40:36,584 --> 00:40:39,815
I promised to find his Cinderella.
803
00:40:39,987 --> 00:40:41,477
That's her.
804
00:40:41,655 --> 00:40:46,058
True love is a strange animal.
805
00:40:46,427 --> 00:40:48,987
So what are you doing
running the bar?
806
00:40:49,130 --> 00:40:51,098
Where's Leo?
807
00:40:51,465 --> 00:40:54,434
Leo's taking care of
a human resources problem.
808
00:40:58,939 --> 00:41:00,736
Can I say something?
809
00:41:00,908 --> 00:41:03,638
If you lie to me,
I won't be able to do the right thing.
810
00:41:03,811 --> 00:41:05,108
What's the right thing?
811
00:41:05,479 --> 00:41:07,106
Keep you at the Ends of the Earth.
812
00:41:07,481 --> 00:41:09,346
I won't lie.
813
00:41:09,517 --> 00:41:11,849
Ok. Who helped you?
814
00:41:12,019 --> 00:41:14,487
My cousin Timo.
815
00:41:14,655 --> 00:41:16,723
Gypsies steal.
They con.
816
00:41:16,724 --> 00:41:19,056
They don't beat people
with baseball bats.
817
00:41:19,426 --> 00:41:21,917
I bamboozled Timo into it.
818
00:41:22,062 --> 00:41:23,962
If he tells the family I lied to him,
819
00:41:24,098 --> 00:41:26,123
they'll kick me out.
820
00:41:30,604 --> 00:41:33,471
Are there any rules you won't break?
821
00:41:33,641 --> 00:41:34,767
It's Walter's fault.
822
00:41:34,909 --> 00:41:36,035
He said make it up to you.
823
00:41:36,177 --> 00:41:37,701
So I did.
824
00:41:37,845 --> 00:41:39,813
Walter meant bake me a cake.
825
00:41:39,947 --> 00:41:42,643
The violence was totally on you.
826
00:41:42,783 --> 00:41:44,944
Violence comes from anger.
I know what I'm talking about.
827
00:41:45,119 --> 00:41:47,383
Because Nathan Stein made decisions
828
00:41:47,521 --> 00:41:49,989
he knew would kill
your wife and daughter?
829
00:41:50,157 --> 00:41:52,785
When I set out to kill Nathan Stein,
830
00:41:52,927 --> 00:41:54,622
Walter stopped me.
831
00:41:54,762 --> 00:41:56,525
That's why we're all together now.
832
00:41:58,065 --> 00:42:01,466
I know it made you glad to see
that man all bruised and beaten up.
833
00:42:01,635 --> 00:42:04,001
My heart soared.
834
00:42:04,138 --> 00:42:06,504
But what my heart
needs is to forgive.
835
00:42:06,674 --> 00:42:07,902
He doesn't deserve it.
836
00:42:08,075 --> 00:42:10,805
I deserve it.
You deserve it.
837
00:42:14,448 --> 00:42:16,939
What was your daughter's name?
838
00:42:22,656 --> 00:42:25,147
Ellie.
839
00:42:25,492 --> 00:42:30,759
Her name was Ellie, and I loved her.
840
00:42:35,069 --> 00:42:37,663
Thank you for forgiving me.
841
00:42:37,838 --> 00:42:38,930
That's right.
Thank you.
842
00:42:39,073 --> 00:42:40,904
You better say thank you.
843
00:42:41,041 --> 00:42:43,805
Well, I did.
844
00:42:44,945 --> 00:42:46,913
It's pretty.
845
00:42:47,181 --> 00:42:48,478
That's right, it's pretty.
846
00:42:48,616 --> 00:42:50,550
You better say it's pretty.
847
00:42:50,718 --> 00:42:53,778
Well, I did.
848
00:42:56,000 --> 00:43:04,000
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