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<i>ANNOUNCER:
Previously on One Tree Hill:</i>

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CLAY: I don't know what's happening to me.
- I was so worried.

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Dad, how would you feel
if we included Mom?

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You know,
I think your mother had her chance.

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And she betrayed your trust.

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I want you to live here.
Because I love you.

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I wanna take that tour.

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JULIAN: The movie that was
going to rent our stage fell through.

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HALEY: I'm gonna go meet the guy
that's gonna run Red Bedroom.

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Well, well.

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NATHAN:
I come to find my father holding Lydia.

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But he said his diner burned down,
and we were standing in a church.

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Dan has to go.

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Clay?

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Clay!

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Hey, look who decided to join
the land of the living.

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Yeah. You just, uh...

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You weren't in bed and I got scared.
I thought it happened again.

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Sorry, didn't mean to scare you.
It's been a rough couple of weeks...

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...so I thought I'd surprise you with
my famous Clay-Deluxe breakfast in bed.

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- Didn't know you had a famous breakfast.
- It's not really famous yet.

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Extensive bragging on your end
was part of the plan.

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Hey, I even left out
the crossword puzzle for you...

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...and your chewed up,
kind of awesome, kind of gross pen.

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Hmm?

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- You're kind of awesome and kind of gross.
- Ah?

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Way more awesome than gross.

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Now get back to bed.

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I'd rather watch you in action.

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[CROWD CHATTERING]

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Here you go.
I'll get you cream cheese for that.

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I'm just gonna be one minute.
I'll have your table. Sorry about the wait.

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MAN:
No problem, thanks.

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Table 1 needs an iced mocha
and a hot tea...

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...table 5, toasted bagel.

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And ACLU wants to know
why you're violating child-labor laws.

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Yeah, very funny.
Since when did we start numbering tables?

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Uh, about an hour ago.
It's way too busy not to.

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Hi, it's Haley.

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Yeah. I'm just wondering where you are.

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You what?

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No. You can't do that. I need to...

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Well, to heck with you too.

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She's just kidding, folks.
And coffee's on the house this morning.

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Well, our no-show chefjust quit.

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Chef Jeff?

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Oh, that's too bad.

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I like saying Chef Jeff.
Chef Jeff, Chef Jeff.

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Oh. Maybe it has
something to do with this.

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What?

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[HALEY GASPS]

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HALEY:
No.

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JAMIE:
Yeah.

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First go... Our food is gourmet.

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- Right?
- Oh, yeah.

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BROOKE:
Goal!

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Putt-putt skills don't translate
onto a real golf course.

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Oh, whatever. I'm totally bogeying down.

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- Get it?
- Yeah, I get it.

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Don't expect your father to laugh, though.
He takes golf very seriously.

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And you want a birdie
more than you want a bogey.

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BROOKE:
I know.

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I just remember, when I was a kid...

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...Daddy spent every weekend playing golf
with all those important business people.

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Don't remind me.

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I spent 20 mind-numbing years
as that man's golf-widow.

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Well, now I get to hang out
with him today...

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...and play golf.

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- So, what else do I need to know?
- Is that what you're wearing?

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What?

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Mm. It's cute. You'll be fine.

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What?

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Honey, I know you've made up your mind
about going into business with your father.

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All I ask is that you be careful.

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Okay, I love you...

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...and I don't wanna see you get hurt.
That's all.

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Really?

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That's all?

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Well, I prefer you ban him
from picking up my grandsons.

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Yeah, but you can't have it all.

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Hey, he feels just a little warm.

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Will you watch him today and take
his temperature if he gets any warmer?

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Mm-hm.

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Okay.

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Julian will be home after lunch
to relieve you.

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He's working and then giving Jamie's class
a tour of the sound stage.

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Did he finally figure out something to do
with that dreadful warehouse?

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You know, people in town,
they're... talking.

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Bye, Mother.

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Oh, she's okay. She'll be back.

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[BABY COOS]

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We have state-of-the art facilities
and a great area.

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Tree Hill has a historic downtown,
the beach.

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Great locations, you name it.

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Did I mention the tax incentive?

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I did.

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Uh, sure, I understand.

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Okay.
Well, keep us in mind for future projects.

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Okay. Thanks again.

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[DIALS PHONE]

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Ellen O'Sullivan, please.

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Yes, I will hold.

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Hey, Lisa, the table in the corner
needs another grapefruit. Thank you.

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Ugh. Chase.

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Sorry. I'm having a really crappy morning.

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What can I get you?

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I don't know.

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I haven't eaten in days.
Haven't really slept either.

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Alex?

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Mm.

111
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I'm really sorry.
I know you liked her a lot.

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Yeah, well, I'll be sure
to thank Chris Keller next time I see him.

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Trust me, I know Chris Keller
is not good for relationships.

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And chitchatting on the job
is bad for business.

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You know, um,
you really should try and eat something.

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Try not to think about Alex.

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Definitely put the thought of Chris Keller
out of your mind.

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Chuck Scolnik is starving.

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Hey.

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Excuse me.

121
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Hi, I'm here to interview
for the internship.

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CHRIS:
Wrong office.

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Oh. Okay. Sorry.

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Wait, wait, wait.

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Uh...

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How much is this internship paying?

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Nothing. It's an internship,
so I work for free.

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Wait, wait, wait. Sorry, sorry.
Uh, let me get this straight.

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You show up looking like that...

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...which is really sexy, by the way...

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...and you work for free?

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Mm-hm.

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And what exactly do you do?

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Whatever they tell me to do.

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Really? Heh.

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So tell me why you wanna work
with Red Bedroom Records.

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I'm a big fan of hip-hop.

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Fantastic. We do hip-hop.

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I'm really into techno. Deep house.

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I love the deep house.

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[CHUCKLES]

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Well, I love country music.

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Yeah, we don't do country music here.

144
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But Alex Dupré...?

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I was... That was just...
Let me give you a parting gift.

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[SIGHS]

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Yeah.

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There you go.

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You're welcome.

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I was under the impression
I was interviewing for an internship...

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...but the post said to bring a bikini?

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Occasionally we do video shoots here...

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...and we might need you as an extra.
Did you bring the bikini?

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No.

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But I have a bra on. Will that work?

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That will do just fine.

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To be honest, we don't even like music.

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We hate it.

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That's fine. When can you guys start?

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- I guess now if you want.
- Perfect.

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What do you want us to do?

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I don't know. Bend, stretch.
Just sit here and look pretty.

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I'm gonna grab some breakfast.

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- Should I answer the phone?
- Oh, answer the phone.

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Good call.

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[BOTH CHUCKLE]

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- Harness for oxen.
- Yoke.

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[PHONE BUZZING]

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Hey, can you get that?

170
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Hello?

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<i>AUTOMATED VOICE: This is
Tree Hill Pharmacy reminding you...</i>

172
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<i>... that your prescription is ready.</i>

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<i>Your prescription will be available
for pickup for two more days.</i>

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Who was it?

175
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Wrong number.

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Good because I'm starving
and breakfast is ready.

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- Madam, I present the Clay-Deluxe.
- Ha, ha.

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Just what the doctor ordered.

179
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That reminds me, did you pick up
your prescription last week?

180
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Mm-hm. Hey, new tradition. Every Saturday
should start with the Clay-Deluxe.

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[CHUCKLES]

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So you've been taking your pills
every day?

183
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And they seem like they're working?

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I'm here, aren't I?

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Sucker.

186
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Haley, he basically lied to my face.

187
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He agreed the prescription was working,
but he never even picked it up.

188
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That sounds like a misunderstanding.
There's gotta be a good explanation, Quinn.

189
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CHRIS:
Or maybe he's cheating on you.

190
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What? I'm just saying if I had a dime...

191
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...for every time I woke up on
a merry-go-round or in a park, I'd be rich.

192
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But you know what I was doing every time
right before I woke up in those places?

193
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Some random chick.

194
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I don't think we've met.

195
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Chris Keller.

196
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Oh. Chris Keller. Hmm.

197
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Quinn James.

198
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Well, well. Haley's sister.

199
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- Well, it's always been a fantasy.
- Don't shake his hand.

200
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- You don't know where it's been.
- Come on.

201
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We know where this hand has been.

202
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But what we don't know
is what your boyfriend's been up to.

203
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Quinn, listen to me.

204
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- You know that Clay loves you.
- You should GPS his phone.

205
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Find out exactly
where he's been sneaking off to.

206
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That's what Chris Keller would do.
And if you need a shoulder to cry on...

207
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...or whatever, just some revenge sex...

208
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...I'm your guy.

209
00:11:19,412 --> 00:11:23,542
Hey, just reminding you, we have
that chef's tasting at Lisa's later today.

210
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Another tasting?
That's every night this week.

211
00:11:26,118 --> 00:11:28,313
Well, the audience loves that segment.

212
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- Unh!
- What's wrong?

213
00:11:30,956 --> 00:11:34,221
The dry cleaners shrunk another shirt.
What is that, three now?

214
00:11:34,393 --> 00:11:38,921
We should do an exposé on dry cleaners.
Someone needs to put a stop to this.

215
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Thank God you're here. Our chefjust quit.
Well, he got poached actually.

216
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- I need you to grab an apron.
- I have a golf date with my dad.

217
00:11:46,972 --> 00:11:49,065
I just came to get a muffin and a coffee.

218
00:11:49,241 --> 00:11:51,607
- We are swamped.
- Well...

219
00:11:51,777 --> 00:11:53,972
- Okay, I can help.
- That means a lot. Thank you.

220
00:11:54,146 --> 00:11:56,478
Sure. I'll make my own coffee.

221
00:11:58,417 --> 00:12:02,114
Who are we kidding? I still don't know
how to use that thing. Would you mind?

222
00:12:02,288 --> 00:12:04,848
Please? You're so good at it.

223
00:12:05,024 --> 00:12:08,152
Excited about your field trip
to Julian's sound stage?

224
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Chuck?

225
00:12:15,234 --> 00:12:18,226
Well, well.

226
00:12:18,904 --> 00:12:21,134
I told you not to tell Alex
her music was crap.

227
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Crappy.

228
00:12:22,608 --> 00:12:26,009
So you send her on tour instead?
What's your problem, man?

229
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You know what? Doesn't even matter.
You're just a...

230
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Not a very nice person.

231
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Contrary to popular opinion,
he doesn't speak for the both of us.

232
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You've gotten a good look, kid.

233
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Bet the honeys love you.

234
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Uh, totally.

235
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Here.

236
00:12:50,870 --> 00:12:51,928
Wear this.

237
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[KNOCKING ON WINDOW]

238
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Get your butt out here, Scolnik.

239
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- See you around, Chris Keller.
- All right, see you, buddy.

240
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<i>NATHAN: I appreciate the way
you're being with my family...</i>

241
00:13:30,676 --> 00:13:34,669
...but when I come back, you need
to be gone. Make your plans and go.

242
00:13:35,548 --> 00:13:38,881
Don't say that. Never say that.
Goonies never say die.

243
00:13:42,288 --> 00:13:45,257
I'm not a Goonie. I wanna go home.

244
00:13:46,792 --> 00:13:47,986
But don't you realize?

245
00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:52,824
The next time you see sky,
it will be over another town.

246
00:13:53,065 --> 00:13:54,692
The next time you take a test...

247
00:13:55,301 --> 00:13:57,735
...it will be in some other school.

248
00:13:57,970 --> 00:14:00,939
Our parents,
they want the bestest stuff for us.

249
00:14:01,106 --> 00:14:03,438
But right now,
they gotta do what's right for them.

250
00:14:03,609 --> 00:14:05,099
Because it's their time.

251
00:14:05,277 --> 00:14:07,438
Their time. Up there.

252
00:14:07,613 --> 00:14:11,947
Down here, it's our time.
Our time down here.

253
00:14:13,252 --> 00:14:16,619
That's all over
the second we ride up Troy's bucket.

254
00:14:18,090 --> 00:14:20,058
Ahem. Hey, Julian.

255
00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:23,351
The field trip was scheduled for today,
right?

256
00:14:25,564 --> 00:14:27,998
Hi, Julia. Ha-ha-ha!

257
00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:29,224
Okay.

258
00:14:32,104 --> 00:14:34,265
Who do I need to screw
to get a burger here?

259
00:14:34,440 --> 00:14:36,567
- Please let it be you.
- You ordered a burger?

260
00:14:36,742 --> 00:14:38,937
No.
Originally I ordered a breakfast burrito.

261
00:14:39,111 --> 00:14:42,376
- We don't serve those after 11.
- You did an hour ago when I ordered it.

262
00:14:42,548 --> 00:14:45,881
But seeing as it's lunch time,
you can get me a burger.

263
00:14:46,352 --> 00:14:49,344
- Come with me.
- Whoa.

264
00:14:49,521 --> 00:14:51,455
Lunchtime quickie? Nice.

265
00:14:51,957 --> 00:14:54,517
Hey, uh,
few more minutes on your burgers, folks.

266
00:14:54,693 --> 00:14:55,751
Like seven minutes.

267
00:14:57,763 --> 00:14:59,390
Put this on.

268
00:14:59,565 --> 00:15:01,157
You can cook, right?

269
00:15:01,333 --> 00:15:04,029
Chris Keller can do it all, baby.

270
00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:09,938
[SCREAMING]

271
00:15:15,581 --> 00:15:17,947
Get back. Beat it.

272
00:15:38,904 --> 00:15:39,928
TED:
Am I wrong?

273
00:15:40,439 --> 00:15:41,872
Excuse me.

274
00:15:42,408 --> 00:15:44,000
Perfect timing. We just finished.

275
00:15:44,543 --> 00:15:45,976
Come join us for lunch.

276
00:15:46,145 --> 00:15:48,045
- Us?
- Potential investors.

277
00:15:48,213 --> 00:15:50,306
They're very excited to meet you.

278
00:15:50,482 --> 00:15:52,507
I don't understand.
You already played golf?

279
00:15:52,685 --> 00:15:55,153
Yes.
But those clubs are a nice touch, Brookie.

280
00:15:55,321 --> 00:15:56,754
But l...

281
00:15:57,189 --> 00:15:59,384
If you didn't wanna play with me,
why am I here?

282
00:15:59,558 --> 00:16:04,086
I warm them up with a round of golf,
and you charm them with a fabulous lunch.

283
00:16:05,531 --> 00:16:06,657
Here she is.

284
00:16:06,832 --> 00:16:10,393
Gentlemen,
my daughter, the Brooke Davis.

285
00:16:10,569 --> 00:16:11,763
BROOKE:
Hi.

286
00:16:11,937 --> 00:16:13,097
- Good to meet you.
BROOKE: Hello.

287
00:16:13,272 --> 00:16:14,296
Hi, Brooke.

288
00:16:14,473 --> 00:16:15,497
- Peter.
- Hello.

289
00:16:15,674 --> 00:16:17,733
- Hi.
- Hi.

290
00:16:27,252 --> 00:16:31,154
You know, is it just me
or are shirts being cut smaller these days?

291
00:16:31,323 --> 00:16:33,621
It's slim fit.
People like their shirts tailored.

292
00:16:33,792 --> 00:16:35,259
Yeah, well, slim fit or not...

293
00:16:35,427 --> 00:16:37,987
...my dry cleaner
keeps shrinking my shirts.

294
00:16:38,163 --> 00:16:40,495
They have one job to do
and that's clean my shirts.

295
00:16:40,666 --> 00:16:42,327
Not clean them and then shrink them.

296
00:16:42,768 --> 00:16:45,362
You know, if I wanted to shrink them,
I'd have Millie wash them.

297
00:16:45,537 --> 00:16:46,936
[MILLIE CHUCKLES]

298
00:16:47,106 --> 00:16:48,733
I don't think you should go there.

299
00:16:48,907 --> 00:16:52,934
Well, I'm just saying, of your many talents,
laundry is definitely not one of them.

300
00:16:55,447 --> 00:16:57,039
You've been shrinking my shirts?

301
00:16:57,216 --> 00:16:59,480
It's okay,
you'll feel better when you admit it.

302
00:16:59,651 --> 00:17:02,119
No, Marvin. Nobody shrunk your shirts.

303
00:17:02,287 --> 00:17:04,551
Nobody added steps to the stairwell
at home.

304
00:17:04,723 --> 00:17:07,021
And I am certain...

305
00:17:07,192 --> 00:17:09,752
...nobody made the buttons
on your cell phone smaller.

306
00:17:10,195 --> 00:17:11,958
Marvin, you're fat.

307
00:17:12,131 --> 00:17:14,224
Fat, fat, fat.

308
00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:15,594
[MILLIE SIGHS]

309
00:17:20,973 --> 00:17:24,238
I'm Mouth McFadden
and we'll be right back after this.

310
00:17:30,681 --> 00:17:34,310
That was uncalled for. Especially coming
from the zero-is-not-a-size model.

311
00:17:34,485 --> 00:17:37,545
Well, it's not a shape either.
Unless you're a doughnut.

312
00:17:37,722 --> 00:17:41,055
- Where is this coming from?
- Your waistline, mostly, and from your ass.

313
00:17:41,225 --> 00:17:43,989
I am sorry,
but you've been criticizing the dry cleaner...

314
00:17:44,162 --> 00:17:46,687
...and making insinuations
about all kinds of things...

315
00:17:46,864 --> 00:17:48,889
...when the truth
is you've gained weight.

316
00:17:49,067 --> 00:17:51,661
- So I gained a little weight...
- You have gained a lot.

317
00:17:51,836 --> 00:17:54,532
Guys, can we work this out later?
You're on in 10 seconds.

318
00:17:54,705 --> 00:17:58,163
Marvin, you need to acknowledge the fact
that you have a weight problem.

319
00:17:58,342 --> 00:18:00,435
Don't worry,
you made that clear to everyone.

320
00:18:00,611 --> 00:18:04,809
We're back in five, four, three, two...

321
00:18:05,283 --> 00:18:09,185
For those of you just tuning in,
my co-host and, may I add, girlfriend...

322
00:18:09,353 --> 00:18:12,186
...just called me...
What were your exact words?

323
00:18:12,356 --> 00:18:15,484
Oh, that's right, I remember.
"Fat, fat, fat."

324
00:18:15,660 --> 00:18:17,560
<i>We, at Mouth and Millie in the Morning...</i>

325
00:18:17,728 --> 00:18:20,526
...would love to hear
what you think about this.

326
00:18:23,101 --> 00:18:26,593
Now, I want you to imagine a family
in a kitchen eating breakfast.

327
00:18:26,771 --> 00:18:29,706
The crane will move the camera in.
Right?

328
00:18:29,874 --> 00:18:33,366
The director will stand over here
with the cinematographer in video village.

329
00:18:33,544 --> 00:18:36,172
Let me guess,
you're the video village idiot?

330
00:18:36,347 --> 00:18:37,939
ALL: Ha-ha-ha!
- Okay, okay, okay.

331
00:18:38,116 --> 00:18:41,017
Now let's use our
imaginations and invent a movie together.

332
00:18:41,185 --> 00:18:43,881
- A movie with a dragon.
- Or a princess.

333
00:18:44,055 --> 00:18:45,454
To sacrifice to the dragon.

334
00:18:45,623 --> 00:18:48,057
Okay, here we go. I like it.
A dragon and a princess.

335
00:18:48,226 --> 00:18:51,684
You can't have those without a castle.
We could build a castle right here.

336
00:18:51,863 --> 00:18:53,330
It would be a small castle.

337
00:18:53,498 --> 00:18:57,195
Well, it wouldn't look small on screen,
thanks to Hollywood magic.

338
00:18:57,368 --> 00:18:58,460
This isn't Hollywood.

339
00:18:59,337 --> 00:19:02,170
Well, wouldn't it just be cheaper
to fly to a real castle?

340
00:19:02,340 --> 00:19:04,808
You'd have to deal with permits, visas.
It's a whole...

341
00:19:04,976 --> 00:19:08,309
My dad says they only make movies
in Los Angeles and New York anyways.

342
00:19:08,479 --> 00:19:11,209
Well, it's guys like your dad
who are killing my business.

343
00:19:11,382 --> 00:19:12,406
LAUREN:
Julian.

344
00:19:16,420 --> 00:19:18,320
Okay. Fine, fine.

345
00:19:19,690 --> 00:19:23,387
The truth is, kids, I spend most of my time
calling people who hang up on me.

346
00:19:23,561 --> 00:19:26,530
Talking to assistants who won't
put me through to their bosses.

347
00:19:26,697 --> 00:19:30,428
Just trying to find someone,
anyone to fill up this stage...

348
00:19:30,601 --> 00:19:34,401
...so I don't have to look for a second job
or sell my kids on the black market.

349
00:19:34,572 --> 00:19:39,009
Okay, um, who wants to go see
the box factory next door?

350
00:19:39,177 --> 00:19:40,474
They sell boxes.

351
00:19:40,645 --> 00:19:42,169
Okay, good. Let's go, guys.

352
00:19:44,415 --> 00:19:46,440
[LAUREN CLEARS THROAT]

353
00:19:46,617 --> 00:19:48,084
All right.

354
00:19:48,319 --> 00:19:49,650
Come on.

355
00:19:51,956 --> 00:19:55,084
I wanted to see the dragon
eat the princess.

356
00:20:01,065 --> 00:20:04,262
Did you want french fries with that
or a side salad?

357
00:20:04,769 --> 00:20:08,728
Compliments to the chef.
Seriously, this is delicious.

358
00:20:09,006 --> 00:20:10,769
Thank you.

359
00:20:11,909 --> 00:20:13,536
If you're out here, then who's...?

360
00:20:18,382 --> 00:20:19,747
Dan?

361
00:20:22,820 --> 00:20:24,913
You looked like you needed a little help.

362
00:20:27,425 --> 00:20:28,915
Unless you'd rather I go.

363
00:20:34,398 --> 00:20:36,866
I need a tuna melt on rye.

364
00:20:41,105 --> 00:20:43,232
[WATER RUNNING]

365
00:20:47,044 --> 00:20:49,740
So I was thinking
take-out for dinner tonight.

366
00:20:49,914 --> 00:20:51,404
CLAY:
Sounds good.

367
00:20:51,582 --> 00:20:54,380
Is there anything you can't eat
with the pills you're taking?

368
00:20:54,552 --> 00:20:55,712
No.

369
00:20:56,621 --> 00:20:58,452
- Hey, have you heard from Nathan?
- Yeah.

370
00:20:58,623 --> 00:21:00,784
He checked in from the showcase
in Belgrade.

371
00:21:00,958 --> 00:21:04,257
Said it was going nice.
Sounds like he found a few prospects.

372
00:21:04,428 --> 00:21:06,157
That's great.

373
00:21:06,330 --> 00:21:08,992
Oh. You still have some shampoo
in your hair.

374
00:21:09,166 --> 00:21:10,565
Ah.

375
00:21:18,042 --> 00:21:19,873
BROOKE:
That's Jude and that one is Davis.

376
00:21:20,044 --> 00:21:23,810
Oh, they're adorable. Lucky for them,
they look nothing like your dad.

377
00:21:23,981 --> 00:21:26,506
ALL: Ha, ha!
- That's for sure.

378
00:21:26,684 --> 00:21:30,450
Did she mention that those adorable boys
are her inspiration for Baker Man?

379
00:21:30,621 --> 00:21:32,179
- Oh.
- That's true, Dad.

380
00:21:33,457 --> 00:21:37,393
As a mom, I was frustrated by the lack
of options for little boys' clothing.

381
00:21:37,561 --> 00:21:41,395
But as a designer,
I noticed a huge gap in the industry.

382
00:21:44,635 --> 00:21:47,001
I don't mean to impose,
but my daughter, Margot...

383
00:21:47,171 --> 00:21:49,696
...Ioves your clothes.
I'll never hear the end of it...

384
00:21:49,874 --> 00:21:52,968
...if I don't come with an autograph.
- That's so sweet. Of course.

385
00:21:56,580 --> 00:21:58,548
- To Margot?
- Mm.

386
00:22:05,589 --> 00:22:07,580
Hey,
you didn't wanna go to the box factory?

387
00:22:07,758 --> 00:22:10,022
No. We were there last week.

388
00:22:11,862 --> 00:22:13,853
[JAMIE SIGHS]

389
00:22:14,298 --> 00:22:18,098
You know, Dad and Clay had a hard time
with their agency at first.

390
00:22:18,269 --> 00:22:20,737
I'm starting to think
this was just one big bad idea.

391
00:22:20,905 --> 00:22:23,635
You're like that farmer guy
out in the middle of nowhere...

392
00:22:23,808 --> 00:22:26,538
...who decided to build a baseball field
in his backyard.

393
00:22:26,711 --> 00:22:28,872
Everyone told him he was crazy.

394
00:22:29,046 --> 00:22:30,536
But you know what?

395
00:22:30,715 --> 00:22:32,012
He built it anyway.

396
00:22:32,450 --> 00:22:34,441
All because he heard a voice that said:

397
00:22:34,885 --> 00:22:36,512
"If you build it, he will come."

398
00:22:37,755 --> 00:22:38,779
And you know what?

399
00:22:39,223 --> 00:22:40,349
He came.

400
00:22:40,524 --> 00:22:43,391
In fact, lots of people came.

401
00:22:45,296 --> 00:22:47,287
That's a pretty good story, Jamie.

402
00:22:47,465 --> 00:22:49,865
I guess I just need
to have a little faith, huh?

403
00:22:50,034 --> 00:22:53,561
Well, the thing is that's actually a movie.

404
00:22:53,738 --> 00:22:56,935
You should probably know that
if you wanna make it in show business.

405
00:22:57,108 --> 00:22:58,939
[LAUGHS]

406
00:23:03,381 --> 00:23:06,214
TED: Well, I have to say,
you certainly have a way with people.

407
00:23:06,384 --> 00:23:08,011
Thanks, Dad.

408
00:23:08,185 --> 00:23:12,053
You're a huge hit. I should probably
get back and close the deal.

409
00:23:12,223 --> 00:23:13,417
Of course.

410
00:23:14,158 --> 00:23:15,750
Mwah!

411
00:23:16,360 --> 00:23:18,521
- We'll talk later?
- Mm-hm.

412
00:23:19,196 --> 00:23:22,563
And, honey, this day was perfect.

413
00:23:24,135 --> 00:23:25,568
Yeah.

414
00:23:32,371 --> 00:23:33,463
[DINGS]

415
00:23:33,639 --> 00:23:34,970
Cheeseburger, order up.

416
00:23:35,140 --> 00:23:36,539
People are loving the burgers.

417
00:23:36,709 --> 00:23:39,234
The secret to a great burger
is to flip them only once.

418
00:23:39,411 --> 00:23:42,175
That way you don't lose the juice.
Trial and error.

419
00:23:45,351 --> 00:23:46,443
Here you go.

420
00:23:51,624 --> 00:23:55,685
- Well, that was quick.
- I'm seriously not in the mood, Victoria.

421
00:23:55,861 --> 00:24:00,628
Let me guess. He got some bimbo
to impress some horny investors.

422
00:24:00,899 --> 00:24:01,923
Thanks, Mom.

423
00:24:04,370 --> 00:24:05,394
Where are the boys?

424
00:24:06,138 --> 00:24:09,130
They're sleeping.
I took Jude's temperature twice...

425
00:24:09,308 --> 00:24:12,243
...and he doesn't have a fever,
but he has a runny nose.

426
00:24:13,946 --> 00:24:17,347
You know, I just wanted to spend the day
with him...

427
00:24:17,516 --> 00:24:19,780
...and somehow
even that was too much to ask.

428
00:24:19,952 --> 00:24:22,648
- Is this where I give you my sad face?
- Oh, please.

429
00:24:22,821 --> 00:24:26,279
We both know you've Botoxed away
all remnants of human emotion.

430
00:24:27,026 --> 00:24:29,017
Don't you take this out on me.

431
00:24:29,194 --> 00:24:31,321
I tried to show you
who your father really is.

432
00:24:31,497 --> 00:24:35,297
And if he had been around more,
this would not be a surprise.

433
00:24:35,467 --> 00:24:37,435
Point taken.

434
00:24:39,038 --> 00:24:41,506
I don't know, I guess I just hoped...

435
00:24:41,674 --> 00:24:43,642
What? That he could change?

436
00:24:43,809 --> 00:24:45,572
You did.

437
00:24:45,911 --> 00:24:48,471
Honey, that is who the man is.

438
00:24:48,647 --> 00:24:51,047
Okay? Despite all of his promises...

439
00:24:51,216 --> 00:24:55,880
...he has never changed
and he will never change.

440
00:24:56,055 --> 00:24:59,115
I guess we should give him credit
for being consistent.

441
00:24:59,291 --> 00:25:00,758
[BROOKE SCOFFS]

442
00:25:02,261 --> 00:25:03,319
I have to go.

443
00:25:04,196 --> 00:25:06,528
- You're leaving?
- Back to New York.

444
00:25:06,699 --> 00:25:08,166
BROOKE:
Uh...

445
00:25:09,802 --> 00:25:11,531
But why?

446
00:25:11,937 --> 00:25:14,497
Well, I can only take this town
in small doses.

447
00:25:15,607 --> 00:25:17,507
And as much
as I'm gonna miss the twins...

448
00:25:18,210 --> 00:25:21,702
...you have your father
and your new business venture.

449
00:25:21,880 --> 00:25:24,440
And there's nothing left for me to do.

450
00:25:26,452 --> 00:25:28,010
[DOOR OPENS]

451
00:25:29,955 --> 00:25:30,979
[DOOR CLOSES]

452
00:25:31,156 --> 00:25:33,920
[DAZZLER'S "DANCING ON A COMET'S
TAIL" PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]

453
00:25:44,470 --> 00:25:45,767
[PHONE RINGING]

454
00:25:45,938 --> 00:25:48,099
<i>You look so good to me</i>

455
00:25:48,273 --> 00:25:50,104
[MUSIC STOPS]

456
00:25:50,275 --> 00:25:51,640
Don't hang up!

457
00:25:52,611 --> 00:25:54,238
Don't hang up.

458
00:25:55,881 --> 00:25:58,213
<i>- This is Julian Baker.
MAN: Hi, Julian, David Taylor.</i>

459
00:25:58,383 --> 00:26:02,251
<i>I'm calling because it's my understanding
you might have some stage space available.</i>

460
00:26:02,421 --> 00:26:03,786
Yes, that's true.

461
00:26:03,956 --> 00:26:06,254
I mean, not might. I do. It's available.

462
00:26:06,425 --> 00:26:09,121
<i>We just received a late pickup
for our television series...</i>

463
00:26:09,294 --> 00:26:11,956
<i>... and they're interested in shooting
in Tree Hill.</i>

464
00:26:12,131 --> 00:26:15,066
Well, we can definitely accommodate
a TV show here.

465
00:26:15,234 --> 00:26:18,601
I mean, in fact, it's actually
the perfect spot for a TV production.

466
00:26:18,771 --> 00:26:21,569
<i>Well, good. I hope so.
How soon can we see the space?</i>

467
00:26:21,740 --> 00:26:24,709
Uh, let me see
if I can move some things around.

468
00:26:25,511 --> 00:26:27,001
Uh...

469
00:26:27,179 --> 00:26:30,774
I can try and clear my schedule
for the end of the day, if that works for you.

470
00:26:30,949 --> 00:26:34,544
<i>Perfect. Uh, we'll arrange
for a stopover this afternoon.</i>

471
00:26:34,887 --> 00:26:38,015
That sounds good. Great. This afternoon.

472
00:26:38,190 --> 00:26:39,657
See you then.

473
00:26:43,128 --> 00:26:44,823
Yes!

474
00:26:44,997 --> 00:26:46,897
Yes!

475
00:26:53,138 --> 00:26:54,696
[NOTES CLINK]

476
00:26:54,873 --> 00:26:57,603
<i>[SINGING]
Chris Keller, you sing so bad, it's funny</i>

477
00:26:57,776 --> 00:27:00,836
<i>Chris Keller, you write jingles for money</i>

478
00:27:01,013 --> 00:27:04,414
Yeah. Okay, like I told your girlfriend...
Oh, sorry, ex-girlfriend.

479
00:27:04,583 --> 00:27:05,743
- That song pays my rent.

480
00:27:05,918 --> 00:27:09,115
- It's a lot more than a bartender makes.
- Bar manager.

481
00:27:10,656 --> 00:27:14,490
Look, I know you're pissed at me, but you
don't even know me. I'm not a bad guy.

482
00:27:14,660 --> 00:27:17,595
If you stopped blaming me
for getting dumped, you'd see that.

483
00:27:17,763 --> 00:27:23,224
How about I pretend to take your word for it
and not get to know you?

484
00:27:23,836 --> 00:27:25,167
Well, your loss.

485
00:27:25,904 --> 00:27:29,897
Chris Keller knows some real nice girls
that just might cure what ails you.

486
00:27:35,914 --> 00:27:38,940
[TARIK NUCLOTHES' "BUBBLE SHAKER"
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]

487
00:27:39,117 --> 00:27:43,178
Yo, you gotta admit,
this helps a guy feel better. Am I right?

488
00:27:43,355 --> 00:27:45,186
Am I right? Ha, ha!

489
00:27:46,024 --> 00:27:49,152
<i>MAN [ON PA]: You know her
from "Dirty Dreams Till Tuesday"...</i>

490
00:27:49,328 --> 00:27:52,525
<i>... please welcome to the stage
Alex Du-Me.</i>

491
00:27:53,031 --> 00:27:54,828
Alex Du-Me?

492
00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:57,230
[LAUGHING]

493
00:27:57,402 --> 00:27:58,699
That's awesome.

494
00:27:58,871 --> 00:28:01,396
Alex Du-Me!

495
00:28:06,445 --> 00:28:07,742
Perfect timing. Hi.

496
00:28:07,913 --> 00:28:11,349
Tell me about it. I just got off the phone
with two TV producers from L.A.

497
00:28:11,516 --> 00:28:14,314
- They're interested in filming at the studios.
- Really?

498
00:28:14,753 --> 00:28:17,688
Yes, they are.
They're flying in from Atlanta today.

499
00:28:17,856 --> 00:28:20,120
If they like what they see,
we can close the deal.

500
00:28:20,292 --> 00:28:21,554
Well, how could they not?

501
00:28:21,727 --> 00:28:23,524
Boys, your daddy's a genius.

502
00:28:24,029 --> 00:28:25,894
How did things go
with your father today?

503
00:28:26,331 --> 00:28:28,060
Did you bogey down or what?

504
00:28:28,233 --> 00:28:29,257
No, not exactly.

505
00:28:29,434 --> 00:28:32,528
I think he was more interested
in showing me off to his friends.

506
00:28:32,704 --> 00:28:35,332
- Oh, I'm sorry, baby.
- It's okay.

507
00:28:35,507 --> 00:28:37,407
Listen,
Jude's got a bit of a temperature.

508
00:28:37,576 --> 00:28:41,034
You have time to drop Davis off at day care
on your way back to the stages?

509
00:28:41,213 --> 00:28:42,976
Yeah. If I go right now.

510
00:28:43,148 --> 00:28:45,013
The only thing worse
than one sick baby...

511
00:28:45,183 --> 00:28:46,878
Is two sick babies.

512
00:28:47,052 --> 00:28:49,486
You're my hero, Julian Baker.

513
00:28:49,655 --> 00:28:50,952
Good luck tonight.

514
00:28:51,123 --> 00:28:54,854
I hope you don't have to giggle
and shake your ass like I did.

515
00:28:55,027 --> 00:28:57,587
Hey, if it means they'll use the stage,
I'll do whatever it takes.

516
00:28:57,763 --> 00:28:59,094
[BROOKE CHUCKLES]

517
00:28:59,264 --> 00:29:00,891
Say "Bye, Daddy."

518
00:29:01,066 --> 00:29:02,624
Bye, Daddy.

519
00:29:12,811 --> 00:29:14,870
[CAMERA CLICKING]

520
00:29:31,263 --> 00:29:33,663
- Hi, Mom.
HALEY: Hi, honey. Mwah.

521
00:29:34,166 --> 00:29:35,963
Grandpa Dan.

522
00:29:37,636 --> 00:29:39,331
What are you doing here?

523
00:29:40,872 --> 00:29:42,931
Just helping your mom out. Oh.

524
00:29:43,108 --> 00:29:44,871
- You wannajoin?
- Sure.

525
00:29:45,043 --> 00:29:47,773
- Excuse me. Is that Dan Scott?
- Yeah.

526
00:29:47,946 --> 00:29:51,404
How could you allow that man
to work for you? Be around your children?

527
00:29:51,583 --> 00:29:53,983
- Excuse me?
- He's a murderer.

528
00:30:01,059 --> 00:30:03,084
I don't think that's any of your business.

529
00:30:03,261 --> 00:30:07,254
Oh, yes, it is.
Especially if he's cooking our food.

530
00:30:07,599 --> 00:30:08,998
Haley.

531
00:30:10,402 --> 00:30:12,632
It's okay. I'll leave.

532
00:30:12,804 --> 00:30:14,829
I'll see you back at the house.

533
00:30:15,407 --> 00:30:16,965
No.

534
00:30:18,243 --> 00:30:19,301
You should stay.

535
00:30:19,811 --> 00:30:22,712
If anyone here has a problem
with this man cooking your food...

536
00:30:22,881 --> 00:30:25,475
...you're welcome to go someplace else.
- We will.

537
00:30:26,018 --> 00:30:28,646
All right, then.
Your food is on the house today.

538
00:30:28,820 --> 00:30:30,014
Now get out.

539
00:30:30,188 --> 00:30:32,383
[CUSTOMERS MURMURING]

540
00:30:52,276 --> 00:30:53,709
[DANCE MUSIC
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]

541
00:30:53,878 --> 00:30:56,676
I asked her to move in. I was so romantic.

542
00:30:56,847 --> 00:30:59,372
And then just out of the blue,
she just leaves me.

543
00:30:59,550 --> 00:31:01,245
For her music.

544
00:31:01,419 --> 00:31:05,253
Oh, baby, I'm so sorry. That's terrible.

545
00:31:05,423 --> 00:31:09,951
<i>MAN [ON PA]: Next up on the main stage,
the Pony Express.</i>

546
00:31:10,127 --> 00:31:14,621
Well, sweet cheeks, that's my cue.
This one's on the house.

547
00:31:16,600 --> 00:31:18,568
[CHRIS SIGHS]

548
00:31:19,236 --> 00:31:22,069
Thank you, Pony.

549
00:31:23,074 --> 00:31:25,042
You used my pain for a free lap dance.

550
00:31:25,209 --> 00:31:28,076
Come on, man, it's a good story.
And you're not using it.

551
00:31:28,245 --> 00:31:31,237
- I'm glad you're enjoying yourself. I'm out.
- No, no. Okay, look.

552
00:31:31,415 --> 00:31:34,475
I won't use your sad-sack story
to pick up strippers, okay?

553
00:31:34,652 --> 00:31:37,052
But look, seriously,
you haven't asked my opinion...

554
00:31:37,221 --> 00:31:40,190
...but all BS aside,
she would have left you sooner or later.

555
00:31:40,357 --> 00:31:42,484
You don't know that.
You don't even know Alex.

556
00:31:42,660 --> 00:31:45,026
Actually, I do.
And trust me, it's in her DNA.

557
00:31:45,196 --> 00:31:46,891
Alex is an artist.

558
00:31:47,064 --> 00:31:50,966
Some of us need constant validation
and appreciation.

559
00:31:51,135 --> 00:31:54,036
I gave her validation and appreciation
all the time.

560
00:31:54,205 --> 00:31:55,604
Like 24/7.

561
00:31:55,773 --> 00:31:57,900
See? And she still left. That's my point.

562
00:31:58,075 --> 00:32:01,374
No one person or town can fill the void.

563
00:32:04,849 --> 00:32:09,912
That girl is never gonna settle down.
Trust me.

564
00:32:12,356 --> 00:32:15,257
Like I said, you don't know her.

565
00:32:18,629 --> 00:32:21,120
I knew she'd take that tour.

566
00:32:23,634 --> 00:32:26,432
[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]

567
00:32:27,638 --> 00:32:30,334
The state of North Carolina
offers a generous tax incentive.

568
00:32:30,508 --> 00:32:31,839
[CELL PHONE RINGING]

569
00:32:32,009 --> 00:32:33,738
Here we go.

570
00:32:38,215 --> 00:32:39,239
Yeah, this is Julian.

571
00:32:39,416 --> 00:32:42,385
<i>WOMAN: Hi, this is Amy calling
from David Taylor's office.</i>

572
00:32:42,553 --> 00:32:45,681
<i>Their flight landed early
and they'd like to meet with you directly.</i>

573
00:32:45,856 --> 00:32:46,914
<i>Will that be a problem?</i>

574
00:32:47,091 --> 00:32:50,549
No, no, no, not...
Absolutely. I'll be there. Um...

575
00:32:50,728 --> 00:32:54,061
Okay, great. Thanks. Ah.

576
00:32:56,033 --> 00:33:00,663
The company has recently invested
in state-of-the-art equipment which will...

577
00:33:01,906 --> 00:33:03,032
There we go.

578
00:33:07,845 --> 00:33:09,244
Haley.

579
00:33:10,381 --> 00:33:11,746
I just wanna say thanks.

580
00:33:11,916 --> 00:33:15,113
Yeah. Well, she was wrong.
You shouldn't have had to deal with that.

581
00:33:15,886 --> 00:33:17,547
I did the crime.

582
00:33:17,721 --> 00:33:20,815
Doesn't mean you have to get hammered
for it all the time.

583
00:33:30,301 --> 00:33:32,030
[KNOCK ON DOOR]

584
00:33:36,540 --> 00:33:39,338
Hi. What are you doing here?

585
00:33:39,510 --> 00:33:42,138
Good news should never be shared
over the phone.

586
00:33:44,748 --> 00:33:49,651
Baker Man officially has funding.
Actually, full financial backing.

587
00:33:49,820 --> 00:33:52,653
But they haven't seen a single design.

588
00:33:52,823 --> 00:33:55,553
Doesn't matter.
They wanna work with the designer.

589
00:33:55,726 --> 00:33:57,489
That's great.

590
00:33:57,661 --> 00:33:59,788
Well,
you don't seem very happy about it.

591
00:34:00,564 --> 00:34:02,293
No, Dad...

592
00:34:02,466 --> 00:34:05,765
...I'm thrilled that they wanna invest
in the line. Thank you.

593
00:34:08,706 --> 00:34:10,799
Ah. Well...

594
00:34:10,975 --> 00:34:12,533
But you're upset with me.

595
00:34:13,844 --> 00:34:15,311
Well...

596
00:34:17,181 --> 00:34:19,149
I never get to see you.

597
00:34:19,316 --> 00:34:23,582
I showed up today thinking you and I were
gonna spend the day on the golf course.

598
00:34:23,754 --> 00:34:24,948
Just the two of us.

599
00:34:27,591 --> 00:34:28,956
That would've been nice.

600
00:34:30,127 --> 00:34:31,492
But do you mean that?

601
00:34:32,429 --> 00:34:33,987
Well, of course, I do.

602
00:34:35,099 --> 00:34:38,193
I would love to spend time with you
and my two handsome grandsons.

603
00:34:38,369 --> 00:34:40,200
And we will, I promise.

604
00:34:40,371 --> 00:34:43,169
I'll be back in town more often now,
thanks to Baker Man.

605
00:34:43,340 --> 00:34:46,070
But, honey, you came to me
with a business proposal.

606
00:34:46,243 --> 00:34:47,471
I know that.

607
00:34:47,645 --> 00:34:52,014
And with opportunities like this, you strike
while the iron is hot. That's what we did.

608
00:34:52,182 --> 00:34:55,379
Because of that,
we'll have our day on the golf course.

609
00:34:55,552 --> 00:34:58,146
Just the two of us.

610
00:35:01,859 --> 00:35:04,453
For now,
I have a flight to catch back to L. A...

611
00:35:04,628 --> 00:35:07,256
...and you have a clothing line to design.

612
00:35:07,431 --> 00:35:09,865
You handled yourself
like a total pro today.

613
00:35:11,669 --> 00:35:13,102
I'm so proud of you.

614
00:35:17,508 --> 00:35:19,442
[DOOR OPENS]

615
00:35:20,077 --> 00:35:21,271
[DOOR CLOSES]

616
00:35:24,515 --> 00:35:27,177
Excuse me. I'm looking for a nice Scotch.

617
00:35:27,351 --> 00:35:30,650
I want something aged like 12, 15 years.

618
00:35:30,821 --> 00:35:31,845
Any particular brand?

619
00:35:32,756 --> 00:35:35,122
Red label, blue label, black label.
I don't know.

620
00:35:35,292 --> 00:35:37,021
What happened to six-pack versus keg?

621
00:35:37,194 --> 00:35:39,389
Hmm. How about this?

622
00:35:41,198 --> 00:35:42,563
Yeah.

623
00:35:46,970 --> 00:35:48,335
CLAY:
Hey.

624
00:35:50,808 --> 00:35:52,275
What's wrong?

625
00:35:53,110 --> 00:35:54,134
I saw you.

626
00:35:55,145 --> 00:35:58,376
- You saw what? What's the matter?
- I saw you buying drugs, Clay.

627
00:35:58,549 --> 00:36:00,449
You've been lying to me this entire time.

628
00:36:00,617 --> 00:36:03,313
Lying? What are you talking about?
I didn't buy any drugs.

629
00:36:03,487 --> 00:36:07,480
- Don't lie to me anymore. I was there.
- Maybe you saw something. It wasn't me.

630
00:36:07,658 --> 00:36:10,126
There are pictures.
I took pictures with my camera!

631
00:36:10,294 --> 00:36:12,990
This is crazy. You're acting crazy.
You realize that?

632
00:36:13,163 --> 00:36:14,187
What's wrong with you?

633
00:36:14,365 --> 00:36:17,528
What's wrong with me?
What's wrong with you, Clay?

634
00:36:17,701 --> 00:36:20,499
You didn't pick up
your prescription because you're not sick.

635
00:36:20,671 --> 00:36:22,935
You had other pills to pick up!

636
00:36:28,579 --> 00:36:29,978
It's not like it's a problem.

637
00:36:30,147 --> 00:36:33,344
You fooled me.
You fooled me into feeling sorry for you.

638
00:36:33,517 --> 00:36:36,281
I stayed awake and I worried sick
about you. How could you?

639
00:36:36,453 --> 00:36:37,477
- Quinn, wait!
- No!

640
00:36:37,654 --> 00:36:39,144
Quinn!

641
00:36:41,358 --> 00:36:42,882
[DOOR SLAMS]

642
00:36:55,470 --> 00:36:58,701
This guy says he's faced
this kind of discrimination his whole life...

643
00:36:58,874 --> 00:37:02,241
...and watching me endure it
literally hurt his heart.

644
00:37:02,411 --> 00:37:06,370
Yeah, I'm sure it has nothing to do with
the carton of Twinkies he eats every day.

645
00:37:06,548 --> 00:37:07,776
[MILLIE SIGHS]

646
00:37:07,949 --> 00:37:09,439
Fine.

647
00:37:11,353 --> 00:37:15,346
I was unprofessional and rude.
And for that, I apologize.

648
00:37:15,524 --> 00:37:18,925
- Now, was that so hard? Thank you.
- Marvin, I am not finished.

649
00:37:19,694 --> 00:37:23,858
What you need to understand
is that it came from a place of love.

650
00:37:24,099 --> 00:37:27,262
I am genuinely concerned
for your health.

651
00:37:28,470 --> 00:37:30,700
And I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings...

652
00:37:30,872 --> 00:37:35,206
...but I am not gonna sit here
and watch you eat yourself to death.

653
00:37:44,786 --> 00:37:48,620
I went to the ATM to get money for a taxi
and I found this.

654
00:37:49,191 --> 00:37:51,751
- It's her room key. She lived in a hotel.
- Ah.

655
00:37:51,927 --> 00:37:53,417
Should've known better.

656
00:37:53,595 --> 00:37:55,790
And who lives in hotels?

657
00:37:55,964 --> 00:37:59,058
People whose stay is temporary.
You never had a chance, my friend.

658
00:37:59,234 --> 00:38:00,258
Two more.

659
00:38:02,170 --> 00:38:04,468
Had nothing to do with you, though.

660
00:38:05,073 --> 00:38:07,234
Ahem. Just so you know...

661
00:38:07,409 --> 00:38:09,172
...I still don't like you.

662
00:38:09,411 --> 00:38:11,140
I'll drink to that.

663
00:38:39,841 --> 00:38:42,571
Would you like to begin
your special tasting session?

664
00:38:42,744 --> 00:38:45,406
Or would you prefer to continue waiting?

665
00:38:45,847 --> 00:38:49,248
Uh, no. I think it's just me this evening.

666
00:39:16,478 --> 00:39:18,776
When I was recovering
from the shooting...

667
00:39:18,947 --> 00:39:21,814
...I was taking those pills for the pain.

668
00:39:23,518 --> 00:39:24,985
And the prescription ran out.

669
00:39:28,690 --> 00:39:30,817
I am so sorry.

670
00:39:34,329 --> 00:39:38,197
I was just so embarrassed about it,
and...

671
00:39:43,438 --> 00:39:45,167
And I'm sorry.

672
00:40:01,823 --> 00:40:05,259
Thanks again. I don't think I could've
made it through today without you.

673
00:40:05,427 --> 00:40:07,361
Well, I'm sure you would've found a way.

674
00:40:09,831 --> 00:40:11,822
Besides, I enjoyed it.

675
00:40:14,903 --> 00:40:18,134
If you want me to come in tomorrow,
it's really no trouble.

676
00:40:18,607 --> 00:40:21,007
No, I don't think that's such a good idea.

677
00:40:24,179 --> 00:40:27,512
Dan, it's not because of that lady
or any of the other customers.

678
00:40:27,682 --> 00:40:29,240
It's just...

679
00:40:30,585 --> 00:40:32,780
This is Karen's Café.

680
00:40:38,793 --> 00:40:41,887
[DOOR OPENS THEN CLOSES]

681
00:40:46,234 --> 00:40:48,361
[CELL PHONE RINGING]

682
00:40:48,536 --> 00:40:50,697
[SIRENS WAILING]

683
00:40:50,872 --> 00:40:52,362
Hey, baby.

684
00:40:52,540 --> 00:40:54,531
- Hey, is everything okay?
- Yeah, why?

685
00:40:55,377 --> 00:40:58,869
Well, the day care called
and said you never dropped Davis off.

686
00:42:08,516 --> 00:42:10,507
[English - US - SDH]

