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♪ Good morning, USA!
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♪ I got a feeling that it's
gonna be a wonderful day ♪
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♪ The sun in the sky
has a smile on his face ♪
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♪ And he's shining a salute
to the American race ♪
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♪ Oh, boy, it's swell to say
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♪ Good...
♪ Good morning, USA
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Aah!
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♪ Good morning, USA!
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(indistinct chatter)
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All right, quiet down, everyone.
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SANDERS:
Shh! Deputy's talking.
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Shut your face, Sanders!
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Well, it's the start of summer,
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or, more officially, our slow season.
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Terrorism drops as our Johnny Jihads
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trade in their bomb suitcases
for bomb pops.
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(Sanders laughing)
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Two strikes, kiss-ass!
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Find out what a third gets you!
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I dare you!
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Anyway, as always,
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we will be cutting back
to our summer hours.
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(cheering, excited chatter)
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All right, now!
Summertime!
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Well, I'm off
to the lake house, boys.
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Jet Skis and dock sex!
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I'm gonna spend my summer
giving something back
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to the community...
chlamydia.
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Your guys' plans suck.
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I'll be spending another summer
at the country club.
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Stan, welcome back!
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Stan!
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Back to work for another summer.
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Horatio.
Good to be back.
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Groundskeepin', keeping the grounds.
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Beautiful day.
Día bueno.
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Hard to believe,
after working here 30 summers,
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I almost have enough money saved
to finally afford a membership.
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Ah, then you're just going
to become a rich jerk
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like the rest of them.
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as a surprise for his caddy.
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You know what the surprise was?
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How far that swan took
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the caddy's scrotum
across the 17th fairway.
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Don't worry.
I'll never become one of them.
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Guys like Vanderhill have been handed
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everything their whole lives.
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But not me...
I've been baking in the sun
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on a riding mower
that's rattling my butt apart.
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I told you... wear seven underwears.
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I'm going to actually
appreciate this place
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because I worked for it.
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Kerry, give me a kiss!
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My wife is old.
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Stop calling my house!
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Mm. I...
I call her house.
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(sighs)
Klaus, this summer heat...
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gets a girl a-thinkin'.
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What's it all about, man?
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Why are we here?
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To eat chocolate
and get our toes done.
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(giggling)
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Champagne clink.
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Seriously, I'm going to die one day,
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and I want to make sure I've left
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something behind I can be proud of.
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What about your kids?
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Meh.
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I'm talking about
something more permanent.
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I want to invent a catchphrase.
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Something as profound as
"all that and a bag of chips."
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Oh, come on.
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Don't you think everyone has tried
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coming up with a catchphrase?
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It's next to impossible.
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Well, Klaus, I'm going to do it.
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And you can put that
frog in the casserole.
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(sighs)
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Bitch, what'd I just say?
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That's Norm MacDonald, right?
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How is this Dancing with the Stars?
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(sighs) What a day.
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Got a blood blister,
smashed my thumbnail black
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and fried up one hell
of farmer's tan.
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Ugh. I know.
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I've got one, too.
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Can't make fudge out of a waterfall.
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What are you doing?
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Sounded like there
was still some soda left.
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I don't like the last half.
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It's not as effervescent.
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Nope, the bottom's not for me.
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I'm what they call a top.
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That's a soda from my fridge,
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which I bought
with money I worked for.
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Sorry. I didn't know you wanted it.
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My fingers are still sticky.
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You can suck on them if you want.
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(sighs)
Well, I'll be upstairs
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melting pearls on my
tummy if you need me.
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Steve, you're just like
those rich jerks at the club
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who don't appreciate what they have
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because they've never worked for it.
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Got to appreciate to graduate.
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Now you have a problem
with soda and being rich?
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No, I have a problem with
people who have it too easy.
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I admire the self-made
men of this world.
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The Levi Strausses,
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the Hulk Hogans, the Larry Flynts.
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Imagine... overcoming
a name like Larry.
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Horatio, my son, Steve,
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is going to be working
with us for the summer.
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Welcome aboard.
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Thanks.
(bones crunching)
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Aah! What the hell?
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(chuckles)
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That, Steve, is a
working man's handshake.
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STAN:
A locked wrist that says
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he stands strong by his convictions,
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a firm grip that says
you can trust him,
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plenty of thick calluses
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that show he's not afraid
to persevere.
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STEVE:
Kind of like Shrek's hands.
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(loud body blow)
STEVE: Aah!
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My tip.
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Your hands are the exact opposite.
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But thankfully, a summer of hard work
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will fix you right up.
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Steve, you're in luck.
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You started here at a good time.
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Tomorrow is employee swim.
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Ooh, is that where the girls
ask the guys?
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Uh... huh.
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No, once a month,
the club gives us an hour
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early in the morning
to swim in the pool
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right before they drain it.
(chuckles)
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It's magic.
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(groans)
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Oh, no.
It's Vanderhill!
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(tires squealing)
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A bird distracted me on my backswing.
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It was going...
(squawking)
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That's not my name, and it
was saying it right at me.
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Yes, Mr. Vanderhill.
Yes, Mr. Vanderhill.
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I'm sure it was a female.
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Now, go find its nest
and smash its offspring
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before I shoot you with my turd gun.
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(imitates gunshots)
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Yes, Mr. Vanderhill.
Yes, Mr. Vanderhill.
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Roger?
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Hey!
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Why didn't my dad recognize you?
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Oh, everyone in the family
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has one persona they
can't see through.
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Your mom's is my Korean kid
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who shoots pool with
a giant chopstick.
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No way.
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And Hayley doesn't realize
I'm her sandal repairman.
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Get out.
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And remember that spin
the bottle party you went to?
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Yeah.
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You were Alicia Wilkner?
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We went on seven dates!
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Nine. I roofied you on two of them.
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Nothing happened.
Wink, wink.
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But how can you afford
a membership here?
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(laughs)
Concise story.
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Several years ago,
I married some 95-year-old bag
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two weeks before she kicked it.
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(steady beeping)
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(droning beep)
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Reverse Anna Nicole Smithed her.
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Her daughter was not thrilled.
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You're never going to get
your mom's money, Pamela!
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Why you dressed like Peter Venkman?
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It's Doctor, and because
Dad got me a job
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to teach me the value of hard work.
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You mean he's teaching
you to be a chump.
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Come on, Steve. Suckers like
him just glorify hard work
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because they never had an
opportunity to not work hard.
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Believe me, everyone takes
the easy way if they can.
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That's why we tell fart jokes.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
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(imitates passing gas)
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(both laughing)
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Ah, this water feels good
on my jeans.
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Where's Steve?
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Can't believe he's missing
employee swim.
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(tires squealing)
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ALL:
Vanderhill.
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Steve, what are you doing?
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I'm so sorry, Mr. Vanderhill.
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Silence, worker.
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I've decided to give your boy a job
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hanging out with me for the summer.
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I like him.
He makes me laugh.
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Looks like it's tee time, boys.
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(laughing)
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You can't teach that.
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Oh, and by the by,
I pay like I walk...
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handsomely.
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That's not a job.
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He's just getting paid to...
to lounge around.
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I'm sorry... is an employee
talking back to a member?
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Didn't think so.
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(muffled grunting)
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Steve, meet the fellas.
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This is Dill Shepherd
and Johnny Golf.
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Actually, it's Johnny
Golf Swimandtennis,
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but that's a real mouthful.
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The calamari, the rib eye,
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the turkey club, the key lime pie
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and the crab-stuffed Dover sole?
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Yo!
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That's enough of that.
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(grunts)
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Steve, honey, finish pushing
that onto the floor for me.
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Good boy.
Here's a hundo.
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I don't like this, Horatio.
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These are not the type of people
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I want my son to be influenced by.
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Don't worry, Stan.
He's a good kid.
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I'm sure he'll be able to
keep his head on straight.
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(pigeon squawks)
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ROGER:
Yeah! I hate birds
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and am therefore glad
that you kicked one.
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Here is money.
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"Spare me your dance recital."
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No.
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"Forget the mustard.
It's karate time."
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Eh.
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"Things are getting too spicy
for the pepper."
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Wait! What was that? Just now.
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"Things are getting too spicy
for the pepper?"
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That's it.
That's it?
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"Things are getting too
spicy for the pepper."
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Your catchphrase.
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Of course!
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Now you just have to test it out.
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Things are getting...
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On someone other than me, bitch.
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Mom, are you okay?
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You look like you're going to burst.
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(whispering):
Not yet.
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Anyone seen Steve?
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I didn't see him
at the club all afternoon.
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Maybe things got too spic...
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(forced coughing)
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Hey, now.
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Steve, where you been?
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Let me guess... Vanderhill
fired you already.
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No. Mr. Vanderhill
wanted to sleep one off,
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so he paid me for the full day
and let me leave at noon.
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Whew. I am stuffed.
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The loaf was great, Francine.
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It's just, I filled up on lobster
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and chocolate soufflé at the club.
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Here...
for your trouble.
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That's it!
No tipping your mother.
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Looks like things are getting
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00:10:23,977 --> 00:10:26,245
too spicy for the pepper.
265
00:10:29,315 --> 00:10:32,027
We do not take the easy way
in this house.
266
00:10:32,152 --> 00:10:33,294
Just like...
I know.
267
00:10:33,419 --> 00:10:35,196
Self-made men, hard work, Hulk Hogan.
268
00:10:35,321 --> 00:10:36,865
Honest work is for suckers.
269
00:10:36,990 --> 00:10:39,389
Easy way... best way.
270
00:10:39,555 --> 00:10:40,935
Is that so, big shot?
271
00:10:41,060 --> 00:10:43,121
Because, thanks to my last paycheck,
272
00:10:43,246 --> 00:10:46,391
I now have enough saved to
buy my way into the club.
273
00:10:46,516 --> 00:10:47,926
And it's going to be even sweeter
274
00:10:48,051 --> 00:10:50,362
because it wasn't handed
to me on a silver platter.
275
00:10:50,487 --> 00:10:53,403
I earned it...
all seven grand.
276
00:10:53,569 --> 00:10:55,834
Ha! Seven grand?
277
00:10:55,959 --> 00:10:58,069
Dad, that was the cost
of a membership
278
00:10:58,194 --> 00:11:00,410
30 years ago
when you first started saving.
279
00:11:00,576 --> 00:11:01,494
Wh-What?
280
00:11:01,660 --> 00:11:03,975
It's, like, 200 grand now.
281
00:11:04,100 --> 00:11:06,227
You thought... Wow!
282
00:11:06,352 --> 00:11:09,014
Well, keep on being a working
sucker and maybe you can
283
00:11:09,139 --> 00:11:12,046
appreciate the club
when you're 85, if you're lucky.
284
00:11:12,212 --> 00:11:15,110
(laughing)
285
00:11:17,885 --> 00:11:20,492
Mr. Vanderhill!
286
00:11:20,617 --> 00:11:22,811
Please, Mr. Vanderhill was my father.
287
00:11:22,936 --> 00:11:24,142
Call me Spartacus.
288
00:11:24,470 --> 00:11:26,648
I may never have a chance of
being a member at this club,
289
00:11:26,773 --> 00:11:28,266
but I'll be damned
if I'm gonna sit by
290
00:11:28,391 --> 00:11:29,734
and let you corrupt my son.
291
00:11:29,859 --> 00:11:31,302
Me and you, a round of golf.
292
00:11:31,427 --> 00:11:33,735
If I win, Steve comes
back to work with us.
293
00:11:33,901 --> 00:11:35,457
Ooh, a bet.
294
00:11:35,582 --> 00:11:38,489
Okay, but if I win,
no more employee swim.
295
00:11:38,655 --> 00:11:39,157
(both gasp)
296
00:11:41,450 --> 00:11:44,332
You against the guy that knows
every blade of this course?
297
00:11:44,457 --> 00:11:46,568
I'll bet you 200 Gs you lose.
298
00:11:46,693 --> 00:11:48,236
Johnny's crazy today.
299
00:11:48,361 --> 00:11:49,370
I love it.
300
00:11:49,495 --> 00:11:50,585
Count me in, too.
301
00:11:50,751 --> 00:11:52,440
Fine, I'll take all your action.
302
00:11:52,565 --> 00:11:53,508
Okay, then.
303
00:11:53,633 --> 00:11:54,672
Good luck.
304
00:11:54,838 --> 00:11:56,428
(chuckles weakly)
305
00:11:56,553 --> 00:11:57,846
Ow!
306
00:11:57,971 --> 00:12:00,887
That's the hand I use to
peel bananas, you ass.
307
00:12:01,136 --> 00:12:03,222
♪
308
00:12:32,918 --> 00:12:36,334
After the first hole,
the score is... 35 to 36.
309
00:12:36,459 --> 00:12:37,502
You both suck.
310
00:12:37,627 --> 00:12:39,003
What do you say next hole wins?
311
00:12:39,128 --> 00:12:40,171
We don't have all day.
312
00:12:40,296 --> 00:12:41,677
Yep.
Sounds good.
313
00:12:41,969 --> 00:12:46,201
All right, Stan, if you don't
make this, you lose.
314
00:12:54,110 --> 00:12:55,066
Yay!
315
00:12:55,232 --> 00:12:56,401
(all groan)
316
00:12:56,567 --> 00:12:57,388
Sucks!
317
00:12:57,513 --> 00:12:58,957
Oh, fiddlesticks.
318
00:12:59,082 --> 00:13:02,073
400 grand and no more
poor people in the pool!
319
00:13:02,239 --> 00:13:04,158
But I just bought a noodle.
320
00:13:04,324 --> 00:13:05,964
Come on, boys, let's go get drunk
321
00:13:06,089 --> 00:13:07,665
and play talcum tag
in the locker room.
322
00:13:07,790 --> 00:13:09,217
All right.
Here we go.
323
00:13:09,342 --> 00:13:11,176
Oh, that is my passion.
324
00:13:17,717 --> 00:13:19,494
Steve-o, go grab some more champagne
325
00:13:19,619 --> 00:13:20,969
from the storage closet, huh?
326
00:13:24,720 --> 00:13:27,352
W-What's going on here?
327
00:13:27,477 --> 00:13:29,821
Oh, this is where I come to
do whip-its and think about
328
00:13:29,946 --> 00:13:32,357
what would happen if the Ninja
Turtles had to go to college.
329
00:13:32,482 --> 00:13:35,593
Vanderhill offered me a 50-50
split if I threw the match.
330
00:13:35,718 --> 00:13:37,529
Now I have enough to become a member.
331
00:13:37,654 --> 00:13:39,819
Told you everyone would take
the easy way if they could.
332
00:13:39,985 --> 00:13:41,733
You were right all along, Steve.
333
00:13:41,858 --> 00:13:43,425
Easy way, best way.
334
00:13:47,246 --> 00:13:49,057
I know you probably
have a lot of questions,
335
00:13:49,182 --> 00:13:51,159
so I'll just tell you...
the dean closes down
336
00:13:51,284 --> 00:13:53,094
the campus pizza shop
and the Ninja Turtles
337
00:13:53,219 --> 00:13:55,387
do not take it well.
338
00:14:01,381 --> 00:14:02,541
(sighs)
339
00:14:02,666 --> 00:14:04,309
Does it get any better?
340
00:14:04,434 --> 00:14:07,813
Only if Mother could win
her battle with exhaustion
341
00:14:07,938 --> 00:14:10,206
and float here next to me.
342
00:14:12,442 --> 00:14:14,236
Oh, now there's too much ice in here.
343
00:14:14,361 --> 00:14:16,621
Take it back to the bartender
and bring me a new one.
344
00:14:16,746 --> 00:14:20,318
And punch him for me,
around this hard.
345
00:14:20,484 --> 00:14:23,295
Your dad seems to be
fitting in nicely.
346
00:14:23,420 --> 00:14:26,098
Hey, Dad, maybe you should
ease up a little?
347
00:14:26,365 --> 00:14:28,800
I'm very eased, Stevie.
348
00:14:28,925 --> 00:14:30,620
(whispering)
349
00:14:30,786 --> 00:14:32,404
I mean, maybe tone it down.
350
00:14:32,529 --> 00:14:33,915
You're acting a little aggressive.
351
00:14:34,081 --> 00:14:36,641
If anyone's earned a right
to act like this, it's me.
352
00:14:36,766 --> 00:14:39,845
Like a fool, I wasted 30 long
years trying to get here.
353
00:14:39,970 --> 00:14:41,771
So now I'm gonna enjoy it.
354
00:14:44,424 --> 00:14:45,927
(laughter)
355
00:14:46,093 --> 00:14:47,202
Hey, check it out.
356
00:14:47,327 --> 00:14:49,238
I just got that kid to
Mickey-Mouse-ear that guy.
357
00:14:49,363 --> 00:14:51,197
(laughter)
358
00:14:55,894 --> 00:14:57,996
Francine, I think I figured out
359
00:14:58,121 --> 00:14:59,464
why your catchphrase fell flat.
360
00:14:59,589 --> 00:15:01,567
Because it was a stupid idea.
361
00:15:01,733 --> 00:15:04,603
No. The words are right,
just not the delivery.
362
00:15:04,728 --> 00:15:06,238
Try saying it like you've just been
363
00:15:06,363 --> 00:15:07,930
on a road trip through the South.
364
00:15:09,816 --> 00:15:10,759
(Southern accent):
Things are getting
365
00:15:10,884 --> 00:15:12,787
too spicy for the pepper!
366
00:15:12,953 --> 00:15:15,964
Now more like you just came in
from playing in the snow,
367
00:15:16,089 --> 00:15:18,084
but you haven't had
your hot chocolate yet.
368
00:15:18,250 --> 00:15:19,768
Things are getting
369
00:15:19,893 --> 00:15:21,295
(rapidly):
too spicy for the pepper!
370
00:15:21,461 --> 00:15:24,206
Maybe more a mix of sadness
that your dog died,
371
00:15:24,331 --> 00:15:26,992
relief because he was
riddled with fatty lymphomas
372
00:15:27,117 --> 00:15:30,346
and joy that you can now
get a new kitty.
373
00:15:30,512 --> 00:15:34,716
Things are getting too spicy
for the pepper...!
374
00:15:34,841 --> 00:15:38,020
Watch Oscar-nominated actress
Gabourey Sidibe do it.
375
00:15:38,186 --> 00:15:41,113
Things are getting too spicy
for the pepper.
376
00:15:47,404 --> 00:15:48,864
You look nice, Dad.
377
00:15:49,030 --> 00:15:51,366
I had to pick up a tie
for the New Member Gala
378
00:15:51,491 --> 00:15:53,578
at the club tomorrow,
and I figured I'd treat myself.
379
00:15:53,744 --> 00:15:55,087
Ew, ham.
380
00:15:55,212 --> 00:15:56,488
Let's toss it and take a cab
381
00:15:56,613 --> 00:15:57,915
over to Long John
Silver's... my treat.
382
00:15:58,081 --> 00:16:01,526
Dad, doesn't it bother you at
all that you lost employee swim?
383
00:16:01,651 --> 00:16:02,861
Hadn't thought about it.
384
00:16:02,986 --> 00:16:04,746
And thank you, Steve,
for opening my eyes.
385
00:16:04,871 --> 00:16:06,114
If you hadn't, I'd still be
386
00:16:06,239 --> 00:16:07,842
wasting my time scrimping pennies.
387
00:16:08,008 --> 00:16:10,652
Janet Jackson played
Penny in Good Times.
388
00:16:10,777 --> 00:16:12,912
Jeff, that's the crap
that gives me a headache.
389
00:16:14,881 --> 00:16:17,143
Things are getting too
spicy for the pepper.
390
00:16:17,309 --> 00:16:20,187
Huh, that's pretty catchy, Mrs. S.
391
00:16:20,353 --> 00:16:21,439
(gasps)
392
00:16:21,605 --> 00:16:25,384
I... am... immortal!
393
00:16:25,509 --> 00:16:26,752
Oh, that's great, honey.
394
00:16:26,877 --> 00:16:28,321
Set me up with the whole schmeer.
395
00:16:28,487 --> 00:16:30,756
You know, mugs, hats, bags,
aprons, slacks, shirts.
396
00:16:30,881 --> 00:16:31,823
Hey, shot glasses.
397
00:16:31,948 --> 00:16:33,191
I'll take a box of those.
398
00:16:33,316 --> 00:16:34,860
Give me a box of those
spicy pepper pens.
399
00:16:34,985 --> 00:16:36,245
Give me two of those, six of those.
400
00:16:36,411 --> 00:16:38,964
Come on, to Long John Silver's!
401
00:16:39,089 --> 00:16:40,766
Woo-hoo! Icelandic cod!
402
00:16:40,891 --> 00:16:42,224
Yay!
403
00:16:43,502 --> 00:16:45,044
Booyah!
Yay!
404
00:16:46,838 --> 00:16:48,240
Dad?
405
00:16:48,365 --> 00:16:49,841
Steve, why are you
dressed like Ernie Hudson?
406
00:16:49,966 --> 00:16:51,109
Winston Zeddemore.
407
00:16:51,234 --> 00:16:53,178
And because I'm going
back to work with Horatio,
408
00:16:53,303 --> 00:16:54,346
and you are, too.
409
00:16:54,471 --> 00:16:56,349
(chuckles):
I am, am I?
410
00:16:56,515 --> 00:16:58,550
Yes, because I've learned my lesson.
411
00:16:58,675 --> 00:17:00,185
By acting like a spoiled jerk,
412
00:17:00,310 --> 00:17:01,920
you showed me how I was behaving.
413
00:17:02,187 --> 00:17:03,655
Acting? I'm not acting.
414
00:17:03,780 --> 00:17:05,057
I'm playing tomato tennis.
415
00:17:05,182 --> 00:17:06,315
Ooh! An unripe one!
416
00:17:08,985 --> 00:17:10,738
(laughter)
417
00:17:10,904 --> 00:17:12,114
We lost him, Steve.
418
00:17:12,239 --> 00:17:14,023
Your dad is one of them.
419
00:17:16,576 --> 00:17:18,160
(laughter)
420
00:17:21,731 --> 00:17:24,476
Feel good to finally hold
that member key, Stan?
421
00:17:24,601 --> 00:17:25,644
Sure does.
422
00:17:25,769 --> 00:17:28,363
I'll just put it on my key chain.
423
00:17:28,488 --> 00:17:31,133
Membership has its privileges.
424
00:17:31,258 --> 00:17:32,434
STEVE:
Greetings, Father.
425
00:17:32,559 --> 00:17:33,552
(gasps)
426
00:17:33,718 --> 00:17:35,060
STAN:
Hulk Hogan!
427
00:17:37,347 --> 00:17:39,691
He goes to my chiropractor.
428
00:17:39,816 --> 00:17:42,244
So I asked him if he'd come
talk some sense into you.
429
00:17:42,369 --> 00:17:45,797
Stan, my little Hulkamaniac
filled me in on what's going on,
430
00:17:45,922 --> 00:17:47,632
and let me tell you
something, brother.
431
00:17:47,757 --> 00:17:49,701
The Hulkster had to battle
my entire life
432
00:17:49,826 --> 00:17:50,903
to get where I am, brother.
433
00:17:51,069 --> 00:17:53,004
With nothing but sweat,
tears and heartache
434
00:17:53,129 --> 00:17:54,689
and good ol' red, white and blue
435
00:17:54,814 --> 00:17:56,075
pumping through my veins, brother.
436
00:17:56,241 --> 00:17:58,176
All the training, all the matches,
437
00:17:58,301 --> 00:17:59,978
all the prayers and all the brothers
438
00:18:00,103 --> 00:18:02,164
made me appreciate
everything I've earned.
439
00:18:02,330 --> 00:18:04,633
That's why, no matter
how many one, two, threes
440
00:18:04,758 --> 00:18:08,670
I slap on my opponents, I just
thank my lucky Mean Genes
441
00:18:08,795 --> 00:18:11,373
I was blessed to be able to
step into that squared circle
442
00:18:11,498 --> 00:18:13,884
and use these 24-inch pythons.
443
00:18:14,050 --> 00:18:16,611
Stan, brother,
sometimes, as a Hulkamaniac,
444
00:18:16,736 --> 00:18:19,598
you got to look deep down
inside yourself and ask,
445
00:18:19,764 --> 00:18:24,286
whatcha gonna do when Hulkamania
runs wild on you?!
446
00:18:24,411 --> 00:18:25,678
MAN: Yeah.
(clapping)
447
00:18:28,940 --> 00:18:30,526
Listen, Terry, I appreciate
448
00:18:30,692 --> 00:18:31,944
you coming out, but...
449
00:18:33,286 --> 00:18:34,146
(bones crack)
450
00:18:34,271 --> 00:18:35,430
Oh, what's wrong Dad?
451
00:18:35,555 --> 00:18:38,075
Have you developed
privileged rich guy hands?
452
00:18:38,241 --> 00:18:40,327
My handshake.
453
00:18:40,493 --> 00:18:42,154
Looks like your grip's gone soft.
454
00:18:42,279 --> 00:18:43,355
(bones crack, Stan groans)
455
00:18:43,480 --> 00:18:45,056
Probably from not
lifting a finger all day.
456
00:18:45,181 --> 00:18:46,491
Nonsense, Stan.
457
00:18:46,616 --> 00:18:48,500
Stick with what got you
here: the easy way.
458
00:18:59,012 --> 00:19:01,513
(panting)
459
00:19:06,853 --> 00:19:08,130
(yells)
460
00:19:08,255 --> 00:19:09,097
(growls)
461
00:19:09,222 --> 00:19:10,274
My son's right!
462
00:19:11,241 --> 00:19:13,018
I became what I despise the most.
463
00:19:13,143 --> 00:19:15,187
I don't want your membership,
not this way.
464
00:19:15,312 --> 00:19:17,823
I want to earn it,
with my working man's hands.
465
00:19:17,989 --> 00:19:19,158
Welcome back, Dad.
466
00:19:19,324 --> 00:19:20,909
What do you say, Vanderhill?
467
00:19:21,034 --> 00:19:22,444
You keep my membership in exchange
468
00:19:22,569 --> 00:19:24,045
for us getting employee swim back?
469
00:19:24,170 --> 00:19:26,290
No ways to your Josés.
470
00:19:26,456 --> 00:19:28,316
Well, Hogan, then it looks like
471
00:19:28,441 --> 00:19:30,385
we're gonna have to
earn swim time back
472
00:19:30,510 --> 00:19:31,870
the hard way.
473
00:19:31,995 --> 00:19:33,245
(growls)
474
00:19:34,547 --> 00:19:36,282
♪
475
00:19:43,974 --> 00:19:45,741
(woman screams)
476
00:19:50,981 --> 00:19:53,984
(cheering)
477
00:19:54,150 --> 00:19:55,968
(grunting)
478
00:20:04,277 --> 00:20:05,120
Roger!
479
00:20:05,245 --> 00:20:06,221
What are you doing here?
480
00:20:06,346 --> 00:20:07,973
I have so much to tell you.
481
00:20:08,098 --> 00:20:09,041
(grunts)
482
00:20:10,100 --> 00:20:11,042
Oh, Pamela. Good.
483
00:20:11,167 --> 00:20:12,419
I was just looking for you.
484
00:20:12,585 --> 00:20:15,747
You have the same scowl
your mother had...
485
00:20:15,872 --> 00:20:17,115
when I banged her...
486
00:20:17,240 --> 00:20:18,592
after I pulled the plug.
487
00:20:18,758 --> 00:20:19,718
(screams)
488
00:20:19,843 --> 00:20:21,319
God, I was kidding!
489
00:20:21,444 --> 00:20:24,222
Looks like someone pulled
the plug on your sense of humor.
490
00:20:24,347 --> 00:20:26,057
This meeting is over, Pamela.
491
00:20:26,182 --> 00:20:27,859
Okay, the meeting's back on.
492
00:20:27,984 --> 00:20:31,713
First item of business:
those two hams you call arms.
493
00:20:31,838 --> 00:20:33,922
That one I deserved.
494
00:20:36,735 --> 00:20:38,103
Dad, look!
495
00:20:38,228 --> 00:20:41,690
One week of hard work, and I
already got my first blister.
496
00:20:41,815 --> 00:20:45,202
Maybe we take that Playboy out
of the bathroom for the summer.
497
00:20:45,368 --> 00:20:46,695
(laughs)
498
00:20:46,820 --> 00:20:48,622
Looks like things are getting
too spicy for the pepper.
499
00:20:48,788 --> 00:20:50,332
Hey, that's my wife's saying.
500
00:20:50,457 --> 00:20:51,700
Your wife?
501
00:20:51,825 --> 00:20:53,501
That's the old Salsa Fresca slogan
502
00:20:53,626 --> 00:20:55,087
from, like, two Super Bowls ago.
503
00:20:59,215 --> 00:21:03,228
Well, it looks like
the Hulkster's work here is done.
504
00:21:03,353 --> 00:21:04,930
(beeps)
505
00:21:05,096 --> 00:21:14,064
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