1 00:00:17,344 --> 00:00:20,352 This album was recorded in 1982. 2 00:00:20,419 --> 00:00:22,254 Banner year for metal. 3 00:00:22,321 --> 00:00:24,288 They look like they haven't aged a day. 4 00:00:24,356 --> 00:00:25,922 Neither have their haircuts. 5 00:00:27,325 --> 00:00:29,527 What's the matter with you? 6 00:00:30,595 --> 00:00:32,396 Oh, I'm just-- 7 00:00:32,464 --> 00:00:34,632 Thinking about Nikki. 8 00:00:34,899 --> 00:00:36,833 Have you seen her since the pump and dump? 9 00:00:36,901 --> 00:00:38,802 No, she um-- 10 00:00:38,870 --> 00:00:41,037 She hasn't called or anything. 11 00:00:41,738 --> 00:00:43,473 I don't know what I did wrong. 12 00:00:43,541 --> 00:00:45,675 At least you know what kinda girl she is. 13 00:00:45,742 --> 00:00:47,410 Yeah, a slut. 14 00:00:48,445 --> 00:00:51,648 Look, these idiots write a song about the pure evil one can't be 15 00:00:51,715 --> 00:00:54,784 a virgin, and then some heavy metal slut shows up out of 16 00:00:54,851 --> 00:00:58,587 nowhere, has sex with you and then conveniently disappears? 17 00:00:58,655 --> 00:01:00,989 Doesn't that seem like an odd coincidence to you? 18 00:01:05,728 --> 00:01:07,962 Sign me up, miss dempsey. 19 00:01:08,030 --> 00:01:09,698 Sorry, Zack. 20 00:01:09,765 --> 00:01:13,000 It's track and field, not the special Olympics. 21 00:01:13,068 --> 00:01:16,370 If you can't stand up, you can't sign up. 22 00:01:16,438 --> 00:01:17,905 Oh can't I. 23 00:01:22,844 --> 00:01:25,112 Well you just proved me wrong. 24 00:01:27,848 --> 00:01:28,915 Um-- 25 00:01:28,982 --> 00:01:30,684 I can't stop my legs-- 26 00:01:31,985 --> 00:01:35,088 Look, Zack Dumphey's walking! He must have the book! 27 00:01:35,856 --> 00:01:37,224 I can't stop my legs! 28 00:01:37,291 --> 00:01:38,291 Help meeeee! 29 00:01:38,359 --> 00:01:40,727 Ahhhhh! 30 00:01:40,794 --> 00:01:42,729 (Energy pulsing) 31 00:01:45,365 --> 00:01:46,665 What the hell just happened? 32 00:01:46,733 --> 00:01:47,866 Where did Todd go? 33 00:01:49,749 --> 00:01:54,560 Sync and corrections by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com 34 00:01:57,562 --> 00:01:59,096 Dude hit the breaks! 35 00:01:59,164 --> 00:02:00,063 I can't! 36 00:02:00,132 --> 00:02:01,198 I can't! 37 00:02:01,266 --> 00:02:05,769 Ahhhhhh! 38 00:02:07,639 --> 00:02:08,606 Ahhhhhh! 39 00:02:09,107 --> 00:02:17,413 (Alarm sounding) 40 00:02:17,481 --> 00:02:19,249 What the hell-- 41 00:02:19,983 --> 00:02:23,319 Hey Zack, are you okay? 44 00:02:35,398 --> 00:02:36,898 Hurry up you shit-roosters! 45 00:02:36,966 --> 00:02:38,767 We're gonna lose them! 46 00:02:39,769 --> 00:02:41,570 He's around here somewhere, find him! 47 00:02:41,837 --> 00:02:47,575 (Alarm sounding) 48 00:02:54,316 --> 00:02:55,583 Holy shit! 49 00:03:02,122 --> 00:03:04,224 Hey, little dude! 50 00:03:04,292 --> 00:03:05,325 Where ya been? 51 00:03:05,393 --> 00:03:06,660 What the hell is going on?! 52 00:03:06,727 --> 00:03:08,995 You'll find out soon enough. 53 00:03:09,063 --> 00:03:10,397 Loser. 54 00:03:11,199 --> 00:03:13,233 (Laughing) 55 00:03:13,301 --> 00:03:15,034 Told you he'd be back. 56 00:03:20,740 --> 00:03:21,940 Hey! 57 00:03:22,008 --> 00:03:25,177 Hey I just want to talk to you for a second! 58 00:03:26,713 --> 00:03:28,280 Where'd you go?! 59 00:03:28,548 --> 00:03:29,582 Whack! 60 00:03:36,255 --> 00:03:37,755 He's coming to. 61 00:03:38,324 --> 00:03:40,091 What the hell? 62 00:03:40,158 --> 00:03:40,925 Jenny?? 63 00:03:40,992 --> 00:03:42,059 Gah! 64 00:03:42,127 --> 00:03:43,528 Sanddragon? 65 00:03:43,596 --> 00:03:45,630 What did you do to her? 66 00:03:47,032 --> 00:03:47,732 Wanda? 67 00:03:47,799 --> 00:03:49,933 Miss dempsey? 68 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:51,568 Something isn't right here. 69 00:03:51,636 --> 00:03:52,969 Who are you?! 70 00:03:53,037 --> 00:03:54,438 I'm Todd! Duh! 71 00:03:54,505 --> 00:03:56,206 Todd Smith! 72 00:03:58,243 --> 00:04:01,545 Todd Smith disappeared sixteen years ago. 73 00:04:02,547 --> 00:04:04,581 Sixteen years? 74 00:04:06,350 --> 00:04:08,618 That means I must have time traveled! 75 00:04:08,685 --> 00:04:09,485 Wicked. 76 00:04:09,553 --> 00:04:10,620 Who are you really?! 77 00:04:10,687 --> 00:04:12,321 I told you! I'm Todd! 78 00:04:12,389 --> 00:04:15,524 What have I really changed that much? 79 00:04:15,592 --> 00:04:18,093 You haven't changed at all. 80 00:04:18,161 --> 00:04:20,463 What are you? A cyborg? 81 00:04:20,530 --> 00:04:21,996 Android? Hologram?! 82 00:04:22,064 --> 00:04:24,466 If I was a hologram you wouldn't be able to touch me. 83 00:04:24,533 --> 00:04:25,600 Slap! 84 00:04:25,735 --> 00:04:27,168 See I'm not a hologram, I'm-- 85 00:04:27,236 --> 00:04:28,403 Slap! 86 00:04:28,471 --> 00:04:31,439 I told you I'm Todd from the future! 87 00:04:31,507 --> 00:04:36,043 No wait, this is the future, I'm from the past, 88 00:04:36,111 --> 00:04:37,678 I time traveled here. 89 00:04:37,746 --> 00:04:39,647 Remember that day in the hallway where that paraplegic kid got 90 00:04:39,714 --> 00:04:42,283 the book, and I had to jump on his back-- 91 00:04:42,350 --> 00:04:45,218 You ran down the hall and never returned. 92 00:04:45,287 --> 00:04:46,953 I remember. 93 00:04:47,021 --> 00:04:48,522 The day everything went to shit. 94 00:04:48,590 --> 00:04:49,690 Spit! 95 00:04:50,392 --> 00:04:51,992 Curtis-- 96 00:04:52,059 --> 00:04:53,226 Dude what happened to you? 97 00:04:53,294 --> 00:04:55,328 You look so old. 98 00:04:55,396 --> 00:04:57,397 It was the corn chips dude. 99 00:04:57,464 --> 00:04:59,465 The corn chips. 100 00:04:59,533 --> 00:05:01,934 All the chemicals prematurely aged me. 101 00:05:02,002 --> 00:05:02,968 (Cough) 102 00:05:03,103 --> 00:05:05,371 Where's Hannah and Jimmy? 103 00:05:05,439 --> 00:05:06,572 Jimmy died! 104 00:05:06,640 --> 00:05:09,108 A long time ago. 105 00:05:12,645 --> 00:05:16,415 He lived as a pervert and he died as a pervert. 106 00:05:16,482 --> 00:05:19,651 All I have left of him are his nunchucks. 107 00:05:19,719 --> 00:05:22,220 And we haven't seen Hannah since the incident. 108 00:05:22,288 --> 00:05:25,290 We don't talk about the incident! 109 00:05:25,357 --> 00:05:29,293 Okay, look, I have no idea what's going on around here, 110 00:05:29,361 --> 00:05:33,030 but I promise I'll take care of everything. 111 00:05:33,097 --> 00:05:33,964 Yeah. 112 00:05:34,032 --> 00:05:35,366 Sure you will. 113 00:05:35,434 --> 00:05:37,901 But until we find out who you really are, 114 00:05:37,969 --> 00:05:39,303 you're gonna be our prisoner. 115 00:05:39,371 --> 00:05:40,705 Our sex prisoner! 116 00:05:40,772 --> 00:05:42,472 Please say yes, I'm so tired of the dildos-- 117 00:05:42,540 --> 00:05:45,442 No! Normal prisoner! 118 00:05:45,509 --> 00:05:47,076 Lock him up. 119 00:05:47,511 --> 00:05:49,111 Wait, where are you taking me?! 120 00:05:49,179 --> 00:05:50,179 Stop! 121 00:05:50,414 --> 00:05:52,449 Stupid sexy one-eyed Jenny. 122 00:05:52,516 --> 00:05:54,317 She thinks she's in charge of me. 123 00:05:54,385 --> 00:05:55,585 Pffft. 124 00:05:55,653 --> 00:05:58,554 No one's in charge of me except me. 125 00:05:58,621 --> 00:06:03,925 (Struggling) 126 00:06:03,993 --> 00:06:06,794 Uhhh! 127 00:06:09,999 --> 00:06:10,498 Hey! 128 00:06:10,566 --> 00:06:12,533 Shhhh! 129 00:06:14,136 --> 00:06:15,904 I'm getting you out of here dude. 130 00:06:15,972 --> 00:06:18,606 The girls are debating whether to torture you, or pleasure you. 131 00:06:18,674 --> 00:06:21,008 Can we wait and see which one they choose? 132 00:06:21,076 --> 00:06:22,109 No can do! 133 00:06:22,177 --> 00:06:23,878 We gotta get you back to your time. 134 00:06:23,945 --> 00:06:26,981 Curtis, are you gonna tell me what the hell's going on? 135 00:06:28,383 --> 00:06:31,418 We're in the middle of a war dude. 136 00:06:31,486 --> 00:06:33,254 A bad war. 137 00:06:33,321 --> 00:06:35,289 The Femme Batales are the last remaining survivors 138 00:06:35,357 --> 00:06:36,590 of the resistance. 139 00:06:36,657 --> 00:06:37,357 Who? 140 00:06:37,424 --> 00:06:38,958 The Femme Batales! 141 00:06:39,026 --> 00:06:40,426 That's what the girls call themselves. 142 00:06:40,494 --> 00:06:42,028 Oh. 143 00:06:42,096 --> 00:06:44,063 Our mission it to topple the satanic society, and overthrow 144 00:06:44,131 --> 00:06:46,465 its leader Atticus Murphy. 145 00:06:46,533 --> 00:06:48,902 He must have used the book to do this. 146 00:06:48,969 --> 00:06:51,304 Here's the crazy thing after you disappeared, 147 00:06:51,372 --> 00:06:53,405 the book was never seen again. 148 00:06:53,472 --> 00:06:54,273 Weird. 149 00:06:54,340 --> 00:06:55,573 Yeah-- 150 00:06:55,641 --> 00:06:57,376 Jenny: Curtis! Where's my dinner?! 151 00:06:57,443 --> 00:07:00,445 Dude seriously, you're their "where's my dinner" guy? 152 00:07:00,513 --> 00:07:01,947 This is the future Todd. 153 00:07:02,015 --> 00:07:03,548 We use the word "chef." 154 00:07:06,452 --> 00:07:09,220 There's a secret passage to the school through here. 155 00:07:09,288 --> 00:07:12,523 If you want to find Zack, this is the only way in. 156 00:07:12,590 --> 00:07:15,492 Great but once I find Zack, how do I get back home? 157 00:07:15,560 --> 00:07:17,395 Who said anything about you leaving? 158 00:07:17,462 --> 00:07:18,329 Ah! 159 00:07:19,197 --> 00:07:21,198 Walk away rebel. 160 00:07:21,934 --> 00:07:23,034 With just one him. 161 00:07:23,101 --> 00:07:25,135 Not on my watch minion! 162 00:07:25,202 --> 00:07:27,003 Does that mean you don't want-- 163 00:07:27,504 --> 00:07:28,905 These? 164 00:07:28,973 --> 00:07:31,274 You think you can buy my best friend off with 165 00:07:31,342 --> 00:07:33,944 a bag of junk food, you don't know Curtis Weaver-- 166 00:07:34,011 --> 00:07:35,078 He's all yours! 167 00:07:35,146 --> 00:07:36,379 Dude what the fuck?! 168 00:07:36,447 --> 00:07:38,548 You sold me out for a bag of corn chips! 169 00:07:38,615 --> 00:07:41,383 I can't help it Todd! I'm a corn hole addict! 170 00:07:41,451 --> 00:07:43,252 The future has changed you man. 171 00:07:43,320 --> 00:07:45,520 Who are you to judge me?! 172 00:07:45,588 --> 00:07:47,222 I'm this way because of you! 173 00:07:47,290 --> 00:07:48,290 I lost everything! 174 00:07:48,358 --> 00:07:49,124 Hannah! 175 00:07:49,192 --> 00:07:50,892 Important body parts! 176 00:07:50,961 --> 00:07:52,294 My boyish good looks. 177 00:07:52,362 --> 00:07:54,430 Dude all I did was jump on some guy's back! 178 00:07:54,497 --> 00:07:57,065 How's I supposed to know that this was gonna happen?! 179 00:07:57,132 --> 00:07:58,099 You left me Todd! 180 00:07:58,167 --> 00:07:59,600 The corn chips didn't. 181 00:07:59,668 --> 00:08:02,470 Sure I can't always find them, but that's because I live 182 00:08:02,537 --> 00:08:04,305 under the ground. 183 00:08:04,373 --> 00:08:06,274 I know they're always out there somewhere. 184 00:08:06,342 --> 00:08:08,476 Waiting for me. 185 00:08:08,543 --> 00:08:09,477 Ahhh-- 186 00:08:09,544 --> 00:08:10,511 I hope you choke on them. 187 00:08:10,579 --> 00:08:11,579 Spit! 188 00:08:11,646 --> 00:08:13,246 (Crying) 189 00:08:13,314 --> 00:08:16,116 They're so tasty! 190 00:08:16,184 --> 00:08:19,453 They're so tasty! 191 00:08:19,520 --> 00:08:21,288 I'm sorry Todd! 192 00:08:42,642 --> 00:08:44,910 (Wolf howling) 193 00:08:44,978 --> 00:08:46,411 Really? 194 00:08:50,516 --> 00:08:52,317 Hello Todd Smith. 195 00:08:52,385 --> 00:08:54,452 So nice to see you again. 196 00:08:55,421 --> 00:08:57,222 Welcome to my lair. 197 00:08:57,289 --> 00:08:58,423 This is your office. 198 00:08:58,491 --> 00:09:00,191 No guidance counselors have offices. 199 00:09:00,259 --> 00:09:02,393 Satanic overlords have lairs. 200 00:09:02,460 --> 00:09:04,995 Aren't you going to congratulate me? 201 00:09:05,063 --> 00:09:06,463 On being a crazy asshole? 202 00:09:06,531 --> 00:09:07,864 No way. 203 00:09:07,932 --> 00:09:09,299 You can't talk to me like that, Todd Smith. 204 00:09:09,367 --> 00:09:11,035 I'm the big cheese around here. 205 00:09:11,102 --> 00:09:12,536 The cock of the walk. 206 00:09:12,603 --> 00:09:14,571 I'm a big cock. 207 00:09:15,940 --> 00:09:17,140 Wait a second. 208 00:09:17,207 --> 00:09:19,142 There's no way you took over crowley heights 209 00:09:19,209 --> 00:09:21,244 all by yourself you're way too stupid. 210 00:09:21,311 --> 00:09:22,611 True. 211 00:09:22,679 --> 00:09:25,014 The first part of what you said is true. 212 00:09:25,082 --> 00:09:28,351 The second part about me being stupid, is stupid. 213 00:09:28,419 --> 00:09:29,952 But you're right. 214 00:09:30,020 --> 00:09:31,587 I did have some help. 215 00:09:42,688 --> 00:09:43,421 Hannah? 216 00:09:47,082 --> 00:09:48,317 Hello Todd. 217 00:09:48,384 --> 00:09:50,619 Ew you hooked up with Atticus! 218 00:09:50,687 --> 00:09:52,854 Ugh, that- 219 00:09:52,922 --> 00:09:56,024 is that the other half of sanddragon lodged 220 00:09:56,091 --> 00:09:57,091 in your skull? 221 00:09:57,159 --> 00:09:58,760 A little sensitivity please! 222 00:09:58,828 --> 00:10:00,829 It's alright sugar dumpling. 223 00:10:00,896 --> 00:10:03,163 I don't mind. 224 00:10:04,966 --> 00:10:05,899 Yes Todd! 225 00:10:05,967 --> 00:10:07,167 You're correct. 226 00:10:07,235 --> 00:10:09,670 I do have a sword lodged in my skull! 227 00:10:09,738 --> 00:10:12,973 It happened shortly after the three-way with Curtis. 228 00:10:13,041 --> 00:10:14,375 And Jenny. 229 00:10:14,443 --> 00:10:16,243 You guys had a three-way and you didn't invite me? 230 00:10:16,311 --> 00:10:17,377 Thanks a lot. 231 00:10:17,445 --> 00:10:19,145 You disappeared! Remember?! 232 00:10:19,213 --> 00:10:20,680 Oh... 233 00:10:20,748 --> 00:10:23,082 So the three-way's the incident nobody wants to talk about. 234 00:10:23,150 --> 00:10:26,853 The three-way happened before the incident. 235 00:10:26,920 --> 00:10:28,388 So then what was the incident? 236 00:10:28,456 --> 00:10:31,023 I don't talk about the incident! 237 00:10:31,091 --> 00:10:35,060 What I will talk about is the sword in my skull. 238 00:10:35,127 --> 00:10:37,295 You see the blade has permanently damaged my brain's 239 00:10:37,364 --> 00:10:39,898 capacity for morality and empathy, 240 00:10:39,966 --> 00:10:42,434 transforming me into evil Hannah. 241 00:10:42,502 --> 00:10:44,936 I prefer new and improved Hannah. 242 00:10:45,004 --> 00:10:46,438 Mature Hannah. 243 00:10:46,506 --> 00:10:48,674 Satanic queen Hannah. 244 00:10:48,742 --> 00:10:52,677 (Maniacal laughter) 245 00:10:52,745 --> 00:10:54,679 Well enjoy being evil while it lasts, 246 00:10:54,747 --> 00:10:57,314 because your days of fear and oppression are ending right now! 247 00:10:57,383 --> 00:10:59,116 Is that why you're here? 248 00:10:59,184 --> 00:11:00,752 To destroy us? 249 00:11:00,819 --> 00:11:02,953 No actually I came here by accident. 250 00:11:03,021 --> 00:11:06,089 We know all about your adventures in time. 251 00:11:06,156 --> 00:11:08,625 I was in the lab examining your friend. 252 00:11:08,693 --> 00:11:10,059 The one with the vibrating legs. 253 00:11:10,127 --> 00:11:11,495 Zack's still alive?? 254 00:11:11,562 --> 00:11:14,364 If by alive you mean brain-dead, then yes. 255 00:11:14,432 --> 00:11:16,400 We know that Zack used the book. 256 00:11:16,467 --> 00:11:20,003 We searched him but we couldn't find the book. 257 00:11:20,070 --> 00:11:22,004 Which means you must know where it is. 258 00:11:22,071 --> 00:11:24,373 Uh no I don't. 259 00:11:24,441 --> 00:11:25,274 Liar! 260 00:11:25,776 --> 00:11:26,642 Whack! 261 00:11:26,710 --> 00:11:28,243 Show us the book Todd! 262 00:11:28,311 --> 00:11:29,545 I don't have it. 263 00:11:30,447 --> 00:11:31,980 Whack! 264 00:11:32,048 --> 00:11:35,751 If you refuse to cooperate, you leave us no choice but to-- 265 00:11:35,819 --> 00:11:37,952 Kill you!!! 266 00:11:38,353 --> 00:11:39,921 (Sigh) 267 00:11:39,988 --> 00:11:43,090 If we kill him, he can't show us where he hid the book, 268 00:11:43,158 --> 00:11:44,058 now can he? 269 00:11:44,126 --> 00:11:45,993 Boy you really are stupid. 270 00:11:48,297 --> 00:11:49,731 Let's torture him. 271 00:11:49,799 --> 00:11:58,472 (Maniacal laughter) 272 00:11:58,840 --> 00:12:02,175 Oh this work can make a man do terrible things. 273 00:12:02,243 --> 00:12:05,345 I sold out my best friend. 274 00:12:05,413 --> 00:12:07,213 For a bag of corn chips. 275 00:12:07,281 --> 00:12:09,282 So he wasn't working for the society. 276 00:12:09,350 --> 00:12:10,382 He was innocent. 277 00:12:10,451 --> 00:12:13,185 We could have fucked him afterall! 278 00:12:13,253 --> 00:12:15,321 Now that the corn chips have been eaten, 279 00:12:15,388 --> 00:12:19,091 my guilt has set in in my stomach. 280 00:12:19,159 --> 00:12:22,094 Maybe it's heartburn, maybe it's an ulcer, 281 00:12:22,162 --> 00:12:26,932 all I know is I have something in my stomach and it hurts. 282 00:12:26,999 --> 00:12:28,266 What's your point Curtis? 283 00:12:28,334 --> 00:12:30,902 We need to go back to the school, rescue Todd 284 00:12:30,970 --> 00:12:32,804 and send him back to his time. 285 00:12:32,872 --> 00:12:33,672 Forget it! 286 00:12:33,739 --> 00:12:35,039 Not our problem. 287 00:12:35,107 --> 00:12:37,342 Curtis is right, Todd is a good man. 288 00:12:37,409 --> 00:12:38,710 A real man. 289 00:12:38,778 --> 00:12:40,345 Hey! 290 00:12:40,412 --> 00:12:42,880 My balls may be made out of tin, but my wiener is only half 291 00:12:42,948 --> 00:12:45,248 made out of tin, the other half is rubber. 292 00:12:45,316 --> 00:12:48,652 I'm not going to put my life on the line for some skid. 293 00:12:48,720 --> 00:12:51,088 You're still angry that he had sex with that girl 294 00:12:51,155 --> 00:12:52,155 all those years ago-- 295 00:12:52,223 --> 00:12:53,390 Her name was Nikki! 296 00:12:53,458 --> 00:12:55,125 And no, I'm not. 297 00:12:55,193 --> 00:12:57,760 Besides there are four of us and hundreds of them. 298 00:12:57,828 --> 00:12:59,963 We have to think of our own survival. 299 00:13:06,403 --> 00:13:09,772 What happened to the Femme Batales I once knew?! 300 00:13:09,840 --> 00:13:12,809 The ones who were brave and fearless! 301 00:13:12,877 --> 00:13:15,210 And had balls! 302 00:13:15,277 --> 00:13:18,146 Bigger balls th any man or beast. 303 00:13:18,214 --> 00:13:22,117 I used to affectionately call you my "Femme balls." 304 00:13:22,184 --> 00:13:26,722 But somehow you let your vaginas take over. 305 00:13:26,789 --> 00:13:29,290 And they smothered your balls to death! 306 00:13:29,358 --> 00:13:34,061 And now you're just a bunch of pussies with no balls. 307 00:13:35,764 --> 00:13:37,097 Is anyone else confused? 308 00:13:37,165 --> 00:13:38,900 All I can think of are balls-- 309 00:13:38,967 --> 00:13:40,902 What the hell are you talking about Curtis?! 310 00:13:40,969 --> 00:13:44,238 If we don't stand up to the forces of evil tonight, 311 00:13:44,305 --> 00:13:46,706 Atticus will keep winning and we'll keep losing! 312 00:13:46,774 --> 00:13:49,009 Don't you want to take revenge on the harlet 313 00:13:49,076 --> 00:13:50,476 that took your eye?! 314 00:13:51,812 --> 00:13:52,546 Hannah! 315 00:13:52,613 --> 00:13:53,413 Come on girls! 316 00:13:53,480 --> 00:13:55,313 I need to fuck or fight! 317 00:13:55,381 --> 00:13:58,150 Since there's no one to fuck, what do you say commander? 318 00:13:58,217 --> 00:14:01,854 One more battle for old time sake? 319 00:14:03,056 --> 00:14:05,190 Gather your weapons! 320 00:14:05,258 --> 00:14:07,125 We strike at midnight. 321 00:14:07,193 --> 00:14:08,260 Victory! 322 00:14:08,327 --> 00:14:09,727 In your face! 323 00:14:10,328 --> 00:14:11,395 Yeah! 324 00:14:14,166 --> 00:14:16,901 Would you like me to tell how we're gonna torture you? 325 00:14:16,969 --> 00:14:18,803 Uh-- 326 00:14:18,871 --> 00:14:20,572 I'd prefer it if you didn't? 327 00:14:20,639 --> 00:14:23,908 First you're gonna slap me real hard to get me in the mood. 328 00:14:23,976 --> 00:14:25,909 Wrong torture sugar dumpling. 329 00:14:25,977 --> 00:14:28,078 Don't ruin the surprise. 330 00:14:28,145 --> 00:14:29,412 You're right-- 331 00:14:29,480 --> 00:14:31,114 All you need to know is we're gonna torture you 332 00:14:31,182 --> 00:14:33,617 and you're not gonna like it. 333 00:14:33,685 --> 00:14:36,219 Ahhhhhhh! 334 00:14:40,091 --> 00:14:41,291 Minions, attack! 335 00:14:41,358 --> 00:14:43,025 Why are you just standing there? 336 00:14:43,794 --> 00:14:45,061 Hannah! 337 00:14:45,462 --> 00:14:47,529 What you're gonna kill me with a spatula? 338 00:14:48,331 --> 00:14:51,266 (Choking) 339 00:14:52,836 --> 00:14:55,037 Razor-sharp spatula. 340 00:14:55,973 --> 00:14:57,339 Well-- 341 00:14:57,474 --> 00:14:59,941 If it isn't Curtis and Femme Batales. 342 00:15:00,009 --> 00:15:01,109 Where's your leader? 343 00:15:01,176 --> 00:15:02,877 Jenny whore-linski. 344 00:15:02,945 --> 00:15:05,647 (Gasp) 345 00:15:05,715 --> 00:15:07,983 Right behind you. 346 00:15:08,918 --> 00:15:11,086 Sandragon, nah! 347 00:15:12,387 --> 00:15:13,988 You're welcome. 348 00:15:14,856 --> 00:15:16,356 Alright Femme Batales! 349 00:15:16,424 --> 00:15:18,358 Time to do your thing. 350 00:15:18,426 --> 00:15:19,927 Our thing! 351 00:15:19,995 --> 00:15:22,896 Ahhhhh! 352 00:15:28,136 --> 00:15:29,936 You came back for me. 353 00:15:30,004 --> 00:15:32,772 I'm sorry I screwed you dude. 354 00:15:32,840 --> 00:15:35,474 All the corn chips in the world can't replace you Todd. 355 00:15:37,011 --> 00:15:40,146 You think I'm going down that easy? 356 00:15:40,213 --> 00:15:44,784 Atticus Murphy Jr. doesn't go down for anyone that easy. 357 00:15:44,852 --> 00:15:50,022 Now could someone please remove this blade from my back. 358 00:15:51,024 --> 00:15:53,391 What are you waiting for skid? Get out of here! 359 00:15:53,459 --> 00:15:55,293 Todd listen-- 360 00:15:55,361 --> 00:15:57,095 There's something I have to tell you. 361 00:15:57,163 --> 00:15:59,831 You don't have to say anything Jenny. 362 00:15:59,899 --> 00:16:02,900 You want me to stay, because you love me so much. 363 00:16:02,968 --> 00:16:04,802 And I get that but, 364 00:16:04,870 --> 00:16:08,172 I gotta fix the future babe. 365 00:16:08,239 --> 00:16:09,874 I was just gonna say-- 366 00:16:09,941 --> 00:16:11,842 Don't get yourself killed. 367 00:16:11,910 --> 00:16:13,077 Oh uh-- 368 00:16:13,145 --> 00:16:15,046 Okay. 369 00:16:15,113 --> 00:16:16,881 We gotta go get Zack. 370 00:16:16,948 --> 00:16:18,815 He's in the science lab, come on! 371 00:16:24,321 --> 00:16:26,322 I missed you Todd. 372 00:16:29,960 --> 00:16:31,627 Come on death! 373 00:16:31,696 --> 00:16:34,229 Grab me with your steely claws and drag me into the abyss! 374 00:16:34,297 --> 00:16:35,931 I dare you. 375 00:16:35,999 --> 00:16:38,867 I double dare you! 376 00:16:38,935 --> 00:16:43,706 Oh, no, no, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait-- 377 00:16:43,773 --> 00:16:47,275 I had a really bad day and didn't mean to blame it on you. 378 00:16:47,343 --> 00:16:50,044 Let's be friends. 379 00:16:50,112 --> 00:16:51,746 (Gasp) 380 00:16:54,983 --> 00:16:57,651 We did it. 381 00:16:57,720 --> 00:16:59,053 We won! 382 00:16:59,421 --> 00:17:01,956 That's what you think Jenny. 383 00:17:04,326 --> 00:17:07,127 Say hello to my lazer friend. 384 00:17:07,195 --> 00:17:10,663 You're gonna pay for jamming a sword in my brain cyclops! 385 00:17:10,732 --> 00:17:13,366 Got more where that came from sword brain! 386 00:17:15,002 --> 00:17:15,969 Ugh! 387 00:17:20,674 --> 00:17:22,341 Hannah-- 388 00:17:22,408 --> 00:17:26,645 I'm sorry about the incident. 389 00:17:26,713 --> 00:17:29,949 I'm not. 390 00:17:35,288 --> 00:17:36,421 There he is! 391 00:17:37,423 --> 00:17:39,858 So how do I do this? 392 00:17:39,925 --> 00:17:42,227 Uh, easy! 393 00:17:44,630 --> 00:17:47,766 We cut off his legs and yours and then we switch them. 394 00:17:47,833 --> 00:17:49,367 You do it. 395 00:17:49,434 --> 00:17:52,270 How about we don't cut off his legs and I just get on his back? 396 00:17:52,337 --> 00:17:54,304 Yeah that could work too. 397 00:17:55,439 --> 00:17:56,706 Hey-- 398 00:17:57,842 --> 00:17:59,810 What if this doesn't work and I'm stuck 399 00:17:59,878 --> 00:18:01,645 in this future forever? 400 00:18:01,712 --> 00:18:03,613 Then we move in together. 401 00:18:03,681 --> 00:18:05,615 We'll get bunk beds. 402 00:18:05,683 --> 00:18:07,684 I was gonna say I'll miss you dude, 403 00:18:07,752 --> 00:18:09,852 but I'll see you real soon. 404 00:18:09,920 --> 00:18:11,154 I hope. 405 00:18:11,655 --> 00:18:13,823 I miss the younger me. 406 00:18:13,891 --> 00:18:16,558 Make sure and tell that fuckle-head to lay off 407 00:18:16,626 --> 00:18:18,027 the corn chips okay? 408 00:18:18,095 --> 00:18:19,162 You got it. 409 00:18:23,700 --> 00:18:25,668 Wow he's really heavy for a paraplegic. 410 00:18:25,735 --> 00:18:26,735 Watch it! 411 00:18:32,275 --> 00:18:33,308 Jenny! 412 00:18:33,375 --> 00:18:34,876 No!!! 413 00:18:34,944 --> 00:18:35,710 Hannah! 414 00:18:35,778 --> 00:18:36,578 No! 415 00:18:37,379 --> 00:18:38,914 Todd you gotta get back to the present and make sure this 416 00:18:38,981 --> 00:18:40,148 future never happens! 417 00:18:40,216 --> 00:18:41,616 Go now! 418 00:18:41,684 --> 00:18:43,250 Todd wait! 419 00:18:43,318 --> 00:18:46,653 I may be totally off on this one but if y r run forwards, 420 00:18:46,721 --> 00:18:48,588 you may go forwards in time. 421 00:18:48,656 --> 00:18:52,059 Maybe you should run backwards. 422 00:18:52,127 --> 00:18:54,195 Yeah that's actually a pretty good point. 423 00:18:54,262 --> 00:18:56,063 This tumor's good for something. 424 00:18:59,700 --> 00:19:01,167 I always loved you! 425 00:19:01,235 --> 00:19:02,836 You mean as a friend right?! 426 00:19:02,903 --> 00:19:04,070 That too! 427 00:19:04,404 --> 00:19:05,438 (Energy pulsing) 428 00:19:09,043 --> 00:19:11,010 It's sure gonna be lonely-- 429 00:19:11,078 --> 00:19:12,745 Here-- 430 00:19:12,813 --> 00:19:14,079 In the future. 431 00:19:14,613 --> 00:19:19,952 (Screaming) 432 00:19:20,019 --> 00:19:20,886 Slam! 433 00:19:26,092 --> 00:19:27,759 Please let me be back. 434 00:19:27,827 --> 00:19:29,861 It sure looks the same-- 435 00:19:30,395 --> 00:19:33,164 Better check outside to make sure. 436 00:19:44,076 --> 00:19:45,576 Jimmy? 437 00:19:45,643 --> 00:19:47,110 But he looks so young? 438 00:19:47,178 --> 00:19:49,045 You double crossed us little dude! 439 00:19:49,113 --> 00:19:49,679 Zap! 440 00:19:49,747 --> 00:19:50,914 Shit! 441 00:19:50,982 --> 00:19:51,848 Zap! 442 00:19:51,916 --> 00:19:53,250 Little fucker man! 443 00:19:53,317 --> 00:19:54,851 I must've gone too far in the past. 444 00:19:54,919 --> 00:19:56,086 Zap! 445 00:19:56,153 --> 00:19:57,754 Shitty. 446 00:19:57,821 --> 00:19:59,890 That loser's locked us out of the school. 447 00:19:59,957 --> 00:20:03,058 You haven't won yet little we'll be waiting for ya. 448 00:20:03,126 --> 00:20:05,194 For as long as it takes. 449 00:20:05,262 --> 00:20:07,596 Yeah suck it! 450 00:20:07,663 --> 00:20:11,967 Well, we better get that little twat man. 451 00:20:17,774 --> 00:20:18,973 Jimmy! 452 00:20:19,041 --> 00:20:20,008 Nikki? 453 00:20:20,075 --> 00:20:21,042 No it couldn't be? 454 00:20:21,110 --> 00:20:22,843 Come on let's get out of here. 455 00:20:22,945 --> 00:20:24,078 Zap! 456 00:20:24,113 --> 00:20:25,780 Don't think I can babe... 457 00:20:25,847 --> 00:20:27,382 Yes you can, they are gone. 458 00:20:27,449 --> 00:20:31,085 No I mean I really don't think I can get out f here. 459 00:20:31,153 --> 00:20:32,787 I'm trapped inside. 460 00:20:34,455 --> 00:20:36,990 I told you the book was bad news. 461 00:20:39,961 --> 00:20:42,996 Wait babe, I'm sorry! 462 00:20:46,034 --> 00:20:48,672 Oh shit, my ride! 463 00:20:58,292 --> 00:20:59,708 What the hell just happened? 464 00:20:59,743 --> 00:21:00,352 Where did Todd go? 465 00:21:00,420 --> 00:21:02,588 Ahhhhhhhhh! 466 00:21:02,656 --> 00:21:03,255 Slam! 467 00:21:07,260 --> 00:21:08,526 Ugh-- 468 00:21:14,400 --> 00:21:16,967 Hey guys! 469 00:21:17,035 --> 00:21:18,503 What the hell just happened? 470 00:21:18,570 --> 00:21:20,137 I'll tell you about it later. 471 00:21:20,205 --> 00:21:23,573 Actually it's probably best if I didn't. 472 00:21:23,641 --> 00:21:24,675 Come on. 473 00:21:26,411 --> 00:21:27,277 Hey! 474 00:21:27,345 --> 00:21:29,212 Hey I was eating those! 475 00:21:29,280 --> 00:21:32,047 Dude trust me you're gonna thank me one day. 476 00:21:32,115 --> 00:21:33,382 What happened to the book? 477 00:21:33,383 --> 00:21:36,690 Maybe it got lost somewhere in time. 478 00:21:50,716 --> 00:21:54,872 Sync and corrections by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com