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(EXHALES)
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HOUSE: How long has
your daughter had
trouble breathing?
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About a week now.
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The best dads
wait two or more.
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Yeah, no.
It's not like it's serious.
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I checked online
and it's asthma
or something.
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"Or something" is
the number one killer
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of teens with
no medical degree.
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When was the last time
he took you to see a doctor?
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Uh...
Like five months ago.
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We went to
a clinic in Trenton.
I had strep throat.
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Remember the antibiotic
they gave you?
Is it neomycin?
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Amoxicillin.
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So, about the inhaler
for my asthma, I was...
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Sorry.
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Hospital policy
specifically prohibits me
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from giving meds
to unrelated homeless people
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pretending to be
father and daughter.
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Your pants are
a size too short,
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so either you grew
several of inches
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or you grabbed the closest
size in the thrift store.
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And only you have dimples,
which are adorable,
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but they're also an X-linked
dominant genetic trait.
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Which actually
doesn't prove anything.
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The fact that she
didn't burst into
tears tells me
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that you never thought
he was your dad.
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Let's get out of here.
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Since you're the brains
of the operation, you might
want to stick around.
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What, so I can get
busted by Social Services?
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No. So you can stop
bleeding out of your ear.
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It's usually a sign
of a skull fracture.
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Someone been using your head
as a soccer ball?
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No.
As much as I'd like to
take your word for it,
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I have no interest in
taking your word for it.
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No tenderness. No pain.
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Right. Looks like
you're telling the truth
about something.
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The ear canal is fine.
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And you don't have a fever.
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Pay the man. He's late
for a trashcan fire.
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Would you tell me
what's going on?
What's wrong with me?
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I have no idea.
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Why did you ask
to meet us 30 miles away
from the hospital?
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Because I can.
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Also, Chris Christie's
blog says
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the pancakes
here are the best.
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So, what do we got
on this 18-year-old
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with the ear bleed
and the breathing problems?
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CT confirms no skull fracture.
And looking at her
confirms she's not 18.
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Yes, she is.
Says so in the file.
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We can't treat
an underage patient
without a guardian.
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We need to call
Social Services.
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I cut a deal
with the patient.
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We don't call,
she doesn't bolt.
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Whatever age, living
on the street makes her
vulnerable to malnutrition,
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drug use, HIV...
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All things which could
explain her symptoms.
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No sign of malnutrition,
tox screen's clear,
STD panel was negative
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and is that Foreman?
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Oh, my goodness, it is.
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Hi, Dean Foreman!
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(CAMERA CLICKS)
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Are you not gonna introduce us
because we're married?
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No, wait, that's her.
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She's a pharmaceutical rep,
and this is
a working breakfast.
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In a restaurant that's
nowhere near your
home or the hospital?
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Chris Christie
recommends the pancakes.
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Squamous cell middle ear
tumor could've caused
the ear bleed,
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paraneoplastic reaction caused
the breathing problems.
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Middle ear looks
completely normal.
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But there is thickening
in the lining of the wall
of the third ventricle.
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Could be a sign of
cerebral infection.
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JESSICA: It would explain
the lack of fever.
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Pneumococcus is pretty common
among the homeless population.
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We should find out if
she's been vaccinated.
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Sure. Ask her and when
she refuses to
tell you anything..
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start her on ceftriaxone
for pneumococcus.
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And if she says she
has been vaccinated?
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Then don't believe her and
start her on ceftriaxone
for pneumococcus.
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How about we don't
believe she's gonna bolt
and we call Social Services.
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While I'm in
the little boys' room,
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you can pretend I'm seriously
considering that idea.
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The bathroom's that way.
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Pretty sure there's
one in the hospital.
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When I was your age,
I ran away.
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Lived on my own.
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At the time.. it seemed...
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Let me guess,
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life with mom and
dad was kind of a drag
so you just ran away,
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lived with friends
and partied with guys
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that you knew your
parents would hate,
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and then when you got
tired of being a rebel,
you just went home.
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Being homeless isn't
a vacation for me,
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and I'm not acting out.
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My life at home sucked,
so I got the hell
out of there.
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There are other
options besides living
on the streets.
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Right. Like group homes,
where you're packed in
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with as many messed-up,
delinquent kids as possible,
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foster parents, who only
take you in because
you're a meal ticket.
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I can think of easier ways
to make 175 bucks a week.
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No, you're right.
I really should roll the dice
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and hope for a pair
that don't ruin my life
the way that my mom...
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Get your hands off my stuff!
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This stuff might tell us more
about why you're sick.
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A history textbook?
You go to school?
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I don't plan on being
homeless forever.
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Hello, good sir.
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My brother the general
here gots the green
apple quick step.
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One of us is in
the wrong time zone.
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And if it's me, I need
to talk to a stockbroker
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and anyone from
the Kennedy family.
In that order.
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He got the runs
and we do need him
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up and at 'em for
battle tomorrow.
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It's hardly authentic,
coming to a newfangled clinic,
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especially with
a Yankee doctor.
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Sir, are you questioning
my resolve?
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Yes. And your sanity.
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I'm multi-tasking.
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General, do not light out.
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We swore that we would
see the elephant together.
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Far be it from me to come
between two nut jobs and
their elephant.
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I could add some mercury
if you want to make
it more authentic.
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The Confederacy
thanks you, Doc.
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(DOOR CLOSES)
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I got House's phone,
deleted all photos
of you and Anita.
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I owe you.
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An affair?
Never knew you
were such a tramp.
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Neither did I.
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Anita, she's fun, smart,
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not looking for
anything serious.
It's pretty perfect.
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Except for the gnawing guilt
about the husband,
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the lies she
must be telling him.
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But not guilty
enough to stop seeing her.
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She's smoking hot.
And it's not his job
to protect her marriage.
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Aren't you supposed
to be pointing a finger
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at your own life as
a cautionary tale?
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If not for cheating,
I might still have a wife
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but I wouldn't have
Sophie and Sophia.
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Which means I wouldn't
be preparing for
their visit this week
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by child-locking
all my cabinets,
padding table corners
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and getting rid of
every single magazine.
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You could probably just
hide the porn in
your underwear drawer.
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The magazines
go away so I won't
ignore my children.
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I know I have to
pay attention to them,
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I want to pay
attention to them.
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But they're just so
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boring.
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(CELL PHONE RINGING)
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Did you learn anything
at Jane Doe's school?
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JESSICA: They did
a bunch of vaccinations,
including pneumococcus.
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Take her off the ceftriaxone.
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So we're back
to square none.
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Not exactly.
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The name she registered
under seems to be fake,
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but the address is
a foreclosed house.
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We'll let you
know what we find.
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Plenty of food, water.
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And beer.
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She eats well, goes to school,
makes good grades.
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She's a homeless girl
who's captain of
the volleyball team.
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How can you be
okay with this?
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Your mom sends you
to work with snacks.
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I want and need parents.
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Jane Doe is flourishing
without them.
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Maybe.
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But this mold definitely is.
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CALLIE: You went to my school?
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Now that they know
they'll report me.
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I can't go back there.
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You may have
a fungal infection,
you need that medicine.
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Fluconazole, right?
I'll get it at a clinic.
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(GROANS)
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I can't feel my legs!
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Is that the infection?
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I don't think so.
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So, what causes an ear bleed,
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breathing problems
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and our runaway's
inability to run away?
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CHASE: Fungal infection's
off the table.
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What about
transverse myelitis?
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Not with normal
posterior column function.
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I've been waiting to do
this for months. Pull!
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Sights seem
to be off on this.
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We didn't call
Social Services before
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because we didn't want
the patient to take off.
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00:10:01,267 --> 00:10:04,031
Now she can't.
There's no reason
for us not to call.
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How about the reason
that there's no reason.
This is working fine for me.
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Pull!
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That one clearly
took evasive action.
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You want to protect her,
because you think
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she's fine on her own,
outside the system...
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Does anyone have a position
on our patient's
medical condition?
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Could be endocarditis
with septic emboli.
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Pull!
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I'd turn around and shoot you,
but apparently I'd miss.
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00:10:31,664 --> 00:10:33,461
There's no murmurs,
no Osler nodes.
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00:10:33,566 --> 00:10:36,501
You've never done
this before, have you?
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No, I have not.
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00:10:37,770 --> 00:10:40,796
But all the time I had
my ankle monitor on, I was
furious that I couldn't.
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00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:43,609
Vasculitis fits.
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00:10:45,845 --> 00:10:46,971
Start treatment with steroids.
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00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:49,914
If she's lucky, she'll be
free to flee again.
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00:10:50,016 --> 00:10:52,780
Not once I call
Social Services.
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00:10:52,852 --> 00:10:54,410
I'm not giving up.
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00:10:55,622 --> 00:10:57,146
You wanna bet?
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One shot, one birdie.
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00:10:59,425 --> 00:11:02,121
You hit, you make
the call. You miss,
never mention it again.
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00:11:02,595 --> 00:11:04,654
No. Why would I agree?
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00:11:04,764 --> 00:11:08,530
Because your
only other option is
you call and I fire you.
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00:11:26,619 --> 00:11:27,779
JESSICA: Pull!
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TAUB: She responding
to corticosteroids?
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Looks like it.
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00:11:45,538 --> 00:11:47,369
And Social Services.
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00:11:48,308 --> 00:11:50,970
I thought for sure
there'd be some
yelling or profanity,
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possible bloodletting.
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00:11:52,312 --> 00:11:55,042
JESSICA: She's tired of living
on the streets after all.
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I'll bet House regrets...
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00:12:01,087 --> 00:12:03,885
Could he know I'm
good with a gun?
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00:12:03,990 --> 00:12:06,322
I don't know how, but...
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Hiring a hooker
to pretend to be
a social worker?
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She took a bet that
she knew she'd win.
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00:12:14,167 --> 00:12:16,067
Frankly, I feel violated.
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00:12:16,169 --> 00:12:18,330
What happened
to the social worker
I called?
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00:12:18,438 --> 00:12:21,430
Apparently someone
identifying themselves
as Dr. Pujols called
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and said the
patient ran off.
(LAUGHING)
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Come on, Poo-holes.
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00:12:29,015 --> 00:12:30,915
I've informed Social
Services of the mistake
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and given Jane Doe's
description to the cops.
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They'll track
down the parents.
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Thank you.
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I'll leave you
and Dr. Pujols alone.
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00:12:38,625 --> 00:12:41,093
You should have told me
you were treating
an underage clinic patient.
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I was giving you
the gift of deniability.
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Now I'm giving you the gift
of additional clinic hours.
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00:12:46,299 --> 00:12:47,459
No, you're not.
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You've got nothing on me.
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Check your phone.
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My phone?
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00:12:56,709 --> 00:13:00,042
Right, I guess
I did have some
pictures on that.
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00:13:01,047 --> 00:13:04,210
But I also have these.
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00:13:05,652 --> 00:13:08,951
Here's the two of you
kissing over dinner.
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00:13:09,055 --> 00:13:10,716
Busting a move at a nightclub.
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00:13:10,890 --> 00:13:13,381
Is that your hand
near her nether regions?
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00:13:15,495 --> 00:13:18,794
Thanks again for
taking out the ankle bracelet.
244
00:13:18,898 --> 00:13:20,388
I'm not gonna let you
blackmail me, House.
245
00:13:20,500 --> 00:13:22,798
Of course not. There's
no way your selling
out your integrity
246
00:13:22,902 --> 00:13:25,302
would let me
compromise your job
in any major way
247
00:13:25,405 --> 00:13:27,635
over some
tawdry bit of gossip.
248
00:13:28,508 --> 00:13:32,239
But what about
compromising it
in a minor way,
249
00:13:32,345 --> 00:13:35,746
reduced clinic hours,
unlimited lnternet
porn budget.
250
00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:38,147
That makes much
more sense than
251
00:13:38,284 --> 00:13:40,650
the nuclear option of
ruining both our lives.
252
00:13:42,088 --> 00:13:44,818
You can keep these.
I got copies.
253
00:13:53,766 --> 00:13:58,430
God.. how I've missed
the sweet smell of
sticking it to the man.
254
00:13:58,504 --> 00:14:00,597
Adams is right.
You're protecting this girl.
255
00:14:01,107 --> 00:14:02,096
(SNIFFING)
256
00:14:02,308 --> 00:14:03,673
Oh, no, I was wrong.
257
00:14:03,776 --> 00:14:05,676
That's the stench
of moralizing.
258
00:14:05,778 --> 00:14:09,145
I'm protecting myself
from meddling bureaucrats
and parents.
259
00:14:09,282 --> 00:14:10,340
You admire this girl.
260
00:14:10,450 --> 00:14:13,715
She had a horrible home life
so she went out on her own.
261
00:14:13,820 --> 00:14:15,048
She's your road not taken.
262
00:14:15,154 --> 00:14:17,987
I've always dreamed
of living in an abandoned
house with mold.
263
00:14:18,124 --> 00:14:21,355
House, all I'm accusing
you of is having a connection
with a patient.
264
00:14:21,461 --> 00:14:22,485
This is a good thing.
265
00:14:22,662 --> 00:14:24,653
It's not a good thing,
'cause it's not a thing.
266
00:14:24,797 --> 00:14:28,164
It is a thing,
which you'll prove
when her parents show up,
267
00:14:28,301 --> 00:14:30,462
and you start
protecting her from them.
268
00:14:36,642 --> 00:14:41,170
The sound I make is "moo."
269
00:14:42,248 --> 00:14:46,150
And the sound I
make is "quack."
270
00:14:55,261 --> 00:14:56,250
(BOTH COOING)
271
00:15:10,510 --> 00:15:11,499
Moo!
272
00:15:18,684 --> 00:15:20,549
The sound is quack.
273
00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:22,347
Quack, quack.
274
00:15:23,689 --> 00:15:25,520
Quack, quack, quack.
275
00:15:29,228 --> 00:15:31,219
I'm an ass.
276
00:15:31,364 --> 00:15:34,925
On the plus side,
I can now program
my DVR from my phone.
277
00:15:35,034 --> 00:15:37,025
They are kind of boring.
278
00:15:37,136 --> 00:15:38,262
All kids. Not just yours.
279
00:15:38,404 --> 00:15:39,564
Very helpful.
280
00:15:40,373 --> 00:15:41,601
You need to log more hours.
281
00:15:41,707 --> 00:15:44,107
Eventually
you'll pass boredom,
get to bonding.
282
00:15:44,210 --> 00:15:47,077
Like Stockholm syndrome.
283
00:15:47,213 --> 00:15:49,875
I heard the nurses talking.
You called Social
Services for real.
284
00:15:49,982 --> 00:15:51,643
Because you shouldn't
be living on your own.
285
00:15:51,751 --> 00:15:54,049
Right. Better my mom should
use me as a punching bag.
286
00:15:54,987 --> 00:15:57,478
If your mom abused you,
Social Services
287
00:15:57,590 --> 00:15:59,387
won't let you
go home with her.
288
00:15:59,559 --> 00:16:00,992
Have I mentioned I
don't trust the system?
289
00:16:01,093 --> 00:16:03,118
We don't know if
you're better yet.
You can't just take off.
290
00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:07,663
Uh...
Can we help you?
291
00:16:07,767 --> 00:16:09,894
I'm Adele Brown
from Social Services,
and this...
292
00:16:10,002 --> 00:16:13,062
I'm Ellen Rogers,
Callie's mother.
293
00:16:13,172 --> 00:16:14,730
You haven't been
that for two years.
294
00:16:15,942 --> 00:16:17,637
I promise,
things are different...
295
00:16:17,743 --> 00:16:20,405
Wow, two sentences in
and you're already
making promises.
296
00:16:20,513 --> 00:16:23,448
Okay. Maybe we need
to take a minute here
and give Callie some space.
297
00:16:23,583 --> 00:16:26,313
No, I don't need a minute.
I need her out of my life.
(COUGHING)
298
00:16:26,419 --> 00:16:28,410
Is she okay?
I will be once you just...
299
00:16:30,423 --> 00:16:31,515
Oh, my God!
300
00:16:32,458 --> 00:16:33,857
TAUB: We need help in here!
301
00:16:42,268 --> 00:16:43,360
Go!
302
00:16:44,203 --> 00:16:46,194
You bet 100 bucks
on a turtle race?
303
00:16:46,606 --> 00:16:49,097
I paid Mr. Chips 5
bucks to take a dive.
304
00:16:51,777 --> 00:16:53,108
The bleeding
stopped on its own.
305
00:16:53,212 --> 00:16:56,113
She got worse after
being on steroids,
so autoimmune is out.
306
00:16:56,215 --> 00:16:58,308
Diagnosis depends on
whether the blood
was coming from
307
00:16:58,384 --> 00:17:00,284
the sinuses,
lungs or her guts.
308
00:17:02,154 --> 00:17:04,122
Mr. Chips looks
like he wants it.
309
00:17:04,223 --> 00:17:06,953
100 bucks says
he'll make soup
out of Franklin.
310
00:17:08,661 --> 00:17:09,685
You're on.
311
00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:11,887
How'd the mom seem to you?
312
00:17:11,998 --> 00:17:15,058
If you're asking if she looks
like someone who beat her kid,
you're a moron.
313
00:17:15,368 --> 00:17:16,995
Move your ass, Mr. Chips!
314
00:17:18,137 --> 00:17:19,126
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
315
00:17:35,988 --> 00:17:38,013
You should have seen her face
when mom walked in.
316
00:17:38,157 --> 00:17:40,387
Callie hates her.
I don't think she's lying.
317
00:17:40,493 --> 00:17:42,484
Because people never lie
about people they hate.
318
00:17:42,662 --> 00:17:45,392
Big sinus bleed
could be sinusitis
and a bleeding disorder.
319
00:17:45,498 --> 00:17:46,726
She didn't
complain about a headache.
320
00:17:46,832 --> 00:17:49,528
If the bleeding is in her gut,
could be Zollinger-Ellison.
321
00:17:49,669 --> 00:17:53,901
Acid reflux causes asthma, and
the acid erodes the stomach,
causing the bleeding.
322
00:17:55,341 --> 00:17:56,672
Yes!
323
00:17:58,077 --> 00:18:01,069
Franklin rules.
Mr. Chips drools.
324
00:18:02,515 --> 00:18:05,109
HOUSE: Mr. Chips'
owner only feeds him
on apples and bananas.
325
00:18:05,217 --> 00:18:06,878
Nowhere near enough
Vitamin A. Pay up.
326
00:18:07,386 --> 00:18:10,583
Do an upper
endoscopy to confirm
Zollinger-Ellison.
327
00:18:10,690 --> 00:18:12,749
After mommy dearest has
given her permission.
328
00:18:12,858 --> 00:18:15,190
Ellen shouldn't have consent
if she beat her daughter.
329
00:18:15,394 --> 00:18:17,225
Doesn't matter if
she beat her daughter.
330
00:18:17,363 --> 00:18:20,025
Only matters if
Social Services says
she beat her daughter.
331
00:18:21,534 --> 00:18:24,196
Good thing you
made it all official.
332
00:18:26,906 --> 00:18:29,374
Will the endoscopy be painful?
333
00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:31,205
Is that an issue?
334
00:18:32,712 --> 00:18:35,545
It's a medical procedure,
there will be some discomfort.
335
00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:37,776
I never meant to
hurt my daughter.
336
00:18:39,218 --> 00:18:40,378
And yet, you hit her.
337
00:18:41,554 --> 00:18:42,578
She told you that?
338
00:18:43,389 --> 00:18:45,118
And now you're gonna
tell me you didn't.
339
00:18:47,426 --> 00:18:49,053
I'm a drug addict.
340
00:18:49,228 --> 00:18:51,389
And I've been a lousy mom.
341
00:18:54,233 --> 00:18:55,632
Especially since
my husband died.
342
00:18:55,968 --> 00:19:01,406
He was closer to
Callie than I was,
and I missed him so much.
343
00:19:02,241 --> 00:19:04,607
And it was too hard,
344
00:19:04,744 --> 00:19:08,407
and taking oxy just
made things easier.
345
00:19:09,415 --> 00:19:12,578
Right up until it
made me lose my daughter.
346
00:19:14,453 --> 00:19:16,421
I hurt Callie a lot.
347
00:19:17,657 --> 00:19:22,993
But one of the only things
that I can feel okay about
is that I never hit her.
348
00:19:33,272 --> 00:19:37,766
Didn't peg you as
the midday fun kind of guy.
So glad I was wrong.
349
00:19:40,446 --> 00:19:41,435
Mmm...
350
00:19:41,947 --> 00:19:44,848
Unfortunately,
that's not why we're here.
351
00:19:47,353 --> 00:19:50,686
Remember that guy from
the restaurant yesterday?
352
00:19:51,123 --> 00:19:52,112
Mmm-hmm.
353
00:19:53,959 --> 00:19:57,326
He's got pictures of us.
He's threatening to
show your husband.
354
00:19:57,463 --> 00:20:00,227
I thought you
said that guy was
one of your best doctors.
355
00:20:00,332 --> 00:20:01,799
Yeah. Not one
of my best people.
356
00:20:04,303 --> 00:20:06,794
We've got to stop
seeing each other.
357
00:20:06,872 --> 00:20:08,635
Not necessarily.
358
00:20:09,475 --> 00:20:10,965
I told my husband about you.
359
00:20:13,012 --> 00:20:15,037
What? Why?
360
00:20:15,815 --> 00:20:17,407
He was saying
that things had been
361
00:20:17,550 --> 00:20:19,142
better lately
between him and l,
362
00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:21,311
that I was happier.
363
00:20:21,387 --> 00:20:24,879
I said that I was,
and that you were the reason.
364
00:20:25,991 --> 00:20:28,516
And he was okay with that?
365
00:20:28,594 --> 00:20:31,757
Not initially.
It was a pretty
tough conversation.
366
00:20:31,864 --> 00:20:34,492
Neither of us is ready to
give up on the marriage,
367
00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:37,035
and I am not
ready to give up this.
368
00:20:41,107 --> 00:20:44,099
You don't have to feel
so guilty anymore.
369
00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:55,075
(GEORGE INHALING SHARPLY)
370
00:20:55,621 --> 00:20:56,679
(GEORGE GROANS)
371
00:20:57,389 --> 00:20:58,856
You didn't need
to shoot yourself.
372
00:20:59,225 --> 00:21:01,125
I could have
given you a Section 8.
373
00:21:03,129 --> 00:21:04,187
We've hit
the drills pretty hard,
374
00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:06,857
and by the fourth round,
my hand went numb.
The gun slipped.
375
00:21:06,932 --> 00:21:08,729
And I only had
blanks in it but...
376
00:21:08,801 --> 00:21:12,794
It's funny how nearly
shooting your toe off
cured that speech impediment.
377
00:21:12,905 --> 00:21:17,035
Ha! Yeah. Sorry about that.
Sheldon's a progressive.
378
00:21:18,144 --> 00:21:20,271
Compared to who?
Rupert Murdoch?
379
00:21:20,379 --> 00:21:23,644
Progressives are
reenactors who strive for
complete authenticity.
380
00:21:23,749 --> 00:21:26,547
They never drop character
while in uniform.
381
00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:28,644
Whereas you just
dabble in crazy?
382
00:21:29,488 --> 00:21:30,477
(SIGHS)
383
00:21:31,123 --> 00:21:33,489
Sheldon and I had a big
falling out years ago.
384
00:21:33,592 --> 00:21:37,426
We only really started
talking again because
of the reenactments.
385
00:21:37,496 --> 00:21:40,294
They gave me
my brother back.
386
00:21:40,900 --> 00:21:42,629
That's a very moving story.
387
00:21:42,735 --> 00:21:44,430
Be a lot more affecting
if you hadn't bonded
388
00:21:44,503 --> 00:21:46,835
over something so
completely idiotic.
389
00:21:47,573 --> 00:21:48,562
(GASPS)
390
00:21:53,145 --> 00:21:55,636
Your mom didn't
hit you, did she?
391
00:21:57,283 --> 00:21:58,614
No.
392
00:21:58,684 --> 00:22:01,016
Then why did you
lie about it?
393
00:22:03,255 --> 00:22:05,086
Because I wanted
to get out of here.
394
00:22:05,357 --> 00:22:09,157
People understand getting hit
more than what my mom does.
395
00:22:09,261 --> 00:22:11,627
Tell me,
maybe I'll understand.
396
00:22:15,534 --> 00:22:17,092
I was the mom.
397
00:22:18,871 --> 00:22:23,205
She couldn't keep a job,
spent all her money on pills.
398
00:22:23,309 --> 00:22:24,674
I had to get a job.
399
00:22:24,777 --> 00:22:28,941
Double shifts just
to keep the power on..
keep food in the house.
400
00:22:29,782 --> 00:22:31,943
I couldn't tell you
how many times
she nearly OD'd
401
00:22:32,051 --> 00:22:35,179
and I had to clean her
up and put her in bed.
402
00:22:37,656 --> 00:22:40,056
So I decided if I was
gonna be the grown-up,
403
00:22:40,192 --> 00:22:42,626
I'd rather do it
on my own terms.
404
00:22:50,703 --> 00:22:53,001
Your mom knows she messed up.
405
00:22:53,572 --> 00:22:55,301
She's determined
not to do it again.
406
00:22:55,374 --> 00:22:56,636
Yeah.
407
00:22:57,810 --> 00:22:58,834
And she'll feel that way
408
00:22:58,911 --> 00:23:01,038
right up until
things get too tough
409
00:23:01,180 --> 00:23:03,341
and she has to
start using again.
410
00:23:11,223 --> 00:23:13,589
Do you think
people can change?
411
00:23:13,993 --> 00:23:15,153
No.
412
00:23:15,694 --> 00:23:20,188
But I don't think that's
gonna change your opinion
because people don't change.
413
00:23:24,103 --> 00:23:25,161
Stop.
414
00:23:25,504 --> 00:23:27,404
Is that an ulcer?
Yeah, it is.
415
00:23:27,840 --> 00:23:29,068
But we haven't
reached the stomach yet,
416
00:23:29,174 --> 00:23:30,539
I'm still high
in the esophagus.
417
00:23:30,910 --> 00:23:32,502
Means it's not
Zollinger-Ellison.
418
00:23:33,946 --> 00:23:35,004
UIcer's bleeding.
419
00:23:35,714 --> 00:23:38,080
We need to lavage
before she drowns
in her own blood.
420
00:23:38,717 --> 00:23:41,208
(COUGHING)
421
00:23:43,555 --> 00:23:45,216
We cauterized the ulcer,
stopped the bleeding.
422
00:23:45,291 --> 00:23:47,054
Compromised immune system
from living on the street
423
00:23:47,126 --> 00:23:48,559
could make her
susceptible to HPV.
424
00:23:48,627 --> 00:23:51,187
HPV was covered
on the STD panel,
she's negative.
425
00:23:51,263 --> 00:23:53,356
What if she didn't get this
from being homeless?
426
00:23:53,432 --> 00:23:54,558
What if she got
it from her mom?
427
00:23:54,633 --> 00:23:56,897
I'm assuming you're thinking
something genetic because...
428
00:23:56,969 --> 00:23:58,266
I'm thinking addiction.
429
00:23:58,704 --> 00:24:00,262
Alcohol-induced
esophagitis.
430
00:24:00,372 --> 00:24:02,704
Explains esophageal ulcers
and her other symptoms.
431
00:24:03,442 --> 00:24:04,966
If only it would
explain why we've never
432
00:24:05,077 --> 00:24:06,977
seen her drunk,
drinking or detoxing.
433
00:24:07,279 --> 00:24:09,611
Her blood pressure's
been elevated.
Could be the DTs.
434
00:24:09,715 --> 00:24:11,080
It's been mildly elevated.
435
00:24:11,150 --> 00:24:15,109
Mildly elevated BP
could put her at risk
for a berry aneurysm.
436
00:24:15,220 --> 00:24:19,088
Weak blood vessel in
the brain gets pounded on
by elevated BP,
437
00:24:19,158 --> 00:24:21,626
causes it to
expand and contract,
438
00:24:21,894 --> 00:24:23,919
causes the symptoms
to come and go.
439
00:24:23,996 --> 00:24:26,157
CT didn't show any
signs of an aneurysm.
440
00:24:26,265 --> 00:24:27,732
Did I mention come and go?
441
00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:29,631
As much as your
presence may cause
442
00:24:29,768 --> 00:24:31,633
objects to become
engorged with blood,
443
00:24:31,737 --> 00:24:33,671
sometimes aneurysms
just aren't in the mood.
444
00:24:33,772 --> 00:24:36,297
Alcoholism and berry aneurysm
are both valid theories.
445
00:24:36,408 --> 00:24:38,308
I think we should discuss this
with the patient and her mom.
446
00:24:38,410 --> 00:24:39,934
Why? We've discussed
it right here.
447
00:24:40,012 --> 00:24:43,277
Tell them she needs
a cerebral angiogram
to locate the aneurysm,
448
00:24:43,349 --> 00:24:45,146
surgery to repair.
449
00:24:47,820 --> 00:24:50,186
Brain surgery? When?
450
00:24:50,289 --> 00:24:53,258
We've booked the OR
for an hour from now.
451
00:24:53,325 --> 00:24:56,351
And Dr. House is sure
that's what she has?
452
00:24:56,462 --> 00:24:57,759
He's confident
in the diagnosis.
453
00:24:57,830 --> 00:24:59,695
It's consistent with
all of her symptoms.
454
00:25:02,101 --> 00:25:03,159
But you don't buy it.
455
00:25:05,037 --> 00:25:06,095
No.
456
00:25:07,506 --> 00:25:09,667
I think your symptoms are
the result of alcohol abuse.
457
00:25:11,677 --> 00:25:13,269
But I'm not an alcoholic.
458
00:25:13,345 --> 00:25:15,313
You came to the hospital
with beer in your pocket,
459
00:25:15,481 --> 00:25:16,778
we found more
alcohol at your house...
460
00:25:16,849 --> 00:25:18,544
Yeah, I use booze
as payment.
461
00:25:18,650 --> 00:25:20,447
I have an occasional
beer with my friends.
462
00:25:20,519 --> 00:25:22,544
That doesn't mean
I have a problem.
463
00:25:26,325 --> 00:25:27,622
I want the surgery.
464
00:25:28,694 --> 00:25:31,288
Actually,
it's your mom's decision.
465
00:25:35,701 --> 00:25:36,690
(SIGHS)
466
00:25:37,636 --> 00:25:38,796
I'm not an addict.
467
00:25:38,871 --> 00:25:41,704
That's what I always
said to you, Callie,
but I had a problem.
468
00:25:41,807 --> 00:25:43,707
I'm nothing like you.
469
00:25:47,479 --> 00:25:49,709
Tell them to do the surgery.
470
00:25:54,920 --> 00:25:57,320
I need a few minutes to think.
471
00:26:03,495 --> 00:26:04,826
The patient asked
me what I thought.
472
00:26:04,897 --> 00:26:07,229
I pay you to think
inside this room.
473
00:26:07,332 --> 00:26:09,061
Outside this room,
I pay you to parrot.
474
00:26:09,168 --> 00:26:10,999
It's her choice.
She has the right to know.
475
00:26:11,070 --> 00:26:13,061
It's a medical choice
that you turned into
476
00:26:13,205 --> 00:26:15,230
an extension of
your baggage and hers.
477
00:26:15,340 --> 00:26:17,069
You told the mom
something you want
to believe
478
00:26:17,176 --> 00:26:18,200
because you don't
want to believe that
479
00:26:18,277 --> 00:26:20,404
this girl might be
doing fine parent-free.
480
00:26:20,512 --> 00:26:22,241
Which also happens
to be what the mom
wants to believe...
481
00:26:22,347 --> 00:26:24,577
You think she wants
to feel responsible
for her daughter's illness?
482
00:26:24,683 --> 00:26:26,674
That woman sees
everything to do
with her daughter
483
00:26:26,785 --> 00:26:29,686
through
guilt-colored glasses.
484
00:26:29,788 --> 00:26:31,585
It's all her fault.
485
00:26:37,796 --> 00:26:39,024
House,
486
00:26:40,933 --> 00:26:44,369
don't bully her,
she's overwhelmed enough.
487
00:26:45,104 --> 00:26:46,696
It's nothing compared
to how she's gonna feel
488
00:26:46,772 --> 00:26:49,866
when her daughter dies
from the aneurysm she
decided not to treat.
489
00:27:09,561 --> 00:27:11,392
You must be Dr. House.
490
00:27:12,464 --> 00:27:13,954
I save my appearances
491
00:27:14,066 --> 00:27:18,560
for when parents are
on the brink of doing
something incredibly stupid.
492
00:27:19,805 --> 00:27:23,901
Your daughter has
a berry aneurysm,
she needs surgery.
493
00:27:23,976 --> 00:27:27,742
What she does not need
is you making this or
any other decision.
494
00:27:28,814 --> 00:27:29,803
(SCOFFS)
495
00:27:29,915 --> 00:27:32,145
I can't just
leave this up to her.
496
00:27:32,251 --> 00:27:33,343
Then leave it up to me.
497
00:27:33,919 --> 00:27:35,250
And just leave.
498
00:27:37,589 --> 00:27:39,318
I'm not gonna
abandon my daughter.
499
00:27:40,826 --> 00:27:42,350
She hates you.
500
00:27:47,099 --> 00:27:48,589
It's actually not
such a big deal.
501
00:27:48,700 --> 00:27:50,167
Plenty of kids
hate their parents.
502
00:27:50,269 --> 00:27:53,761
What makes it
a big deal is that
she should hate you.
503
00:27:55,440 --> 00:27:59,501
Playing the biology card
doesn't change anything
except where she lives.
504
00:28:00,279 --> 00:28:02,679
Your daughter's
better off without you,
505
00:28:02,781 --> 00:28:05,875
so let her be
better off without you.
506
00:28:11,456 --> 00:28:13,185
I'm gonna do the surgery.
507
00:28:13,292 --> 00:28:15,852
I'll take the fallout
from Social Services.
508
00:28:35,681 --> 00:28:37,080
ELLEN: Dr. House.
509
00:28:45,324 --> 00:28:47,690
My daughter's
care is my choice.
510
00:28:48,660 --> 00:28:50,184
And so is this.
511
00:28:51,096 --> 00:28:53,155
Treat her for alcoholism.
512
00:28:58,670 --> 00:28:59,728
Peek-a-boo!
513
00:28:59,838 --> 00:29:03,365
Why would Anita
tell her husband
about our affair?
514
00:29:03,508 --> 00:29:05,237
Probably just
got sick of lying.
515
00:29:05,344 --> 00:29:09,371
Look at it this way, now
the sex is both commitment
and guilt-free.
516
00:29:09,514 --> 00:29:12,506
And men love
commitment-free sex.
517
00:29:13,185 --> 00:29:16,211
Yes, they do.
Oh, yes, they do.
518
00:29:18,290 --> 00:29:21,259
They're gonna
find out eventually.
519
00:29:21,360 --> 00:29:24,124
Peek-a-boo.
520
00:29:24,229 --> 00:29:25,890
How do you keep
doing the same thing
over and over
521
00:29:26,031 --> 00:29:27,396
with the same
level of enthusiasm?
522
00:29:27,866 --> 00:29:30,130
First off, be a decent,
empathetic person.
523
00:29:31,370 --> 00:29:32,394
This is what you
said you wanted,
524
00:29:32,537 --> 00:29:34,266
but you're actually more upset
now that the husband knows.
525
00:29:34,539 --> 00:29:36,473
Because I'm hurting him.
You always were.
526
00:29:36,575 --> 00:29:39,635
But he didn't know that.
Which means he
wasn't really hurt.
527
00:29:40,479 --> 00:29:41,969
Yeah, I know it's
a rationalization,
528
00:29:42,080 --> 00:29:45,948
but it went a long way
to making me feel a little
less guilty about seeing her.
529
00:29:46,051 --> 00:29:48,542
Looks like you're gonna need
a bigger rationalization.
530
00:29:49,554 --> 00:29:51,886
Peek-a-boo. Peek-a-boo.
531
00:29:54,326 --> 00:29:56,453
Social Services
report came in on your mom.
532
00:29:56,561 --> 00:29:59,655
Let me guess,
she passed with
flying colors.
533
00:30:00,666 --> 00:30:01,928
She always does.
534
00:30:02,434 --> 00:30:03,423
(SIGHS)
535
00:30:03,935 --> 00:30:06,563
I think she might
make it this time.
536
00:30:07,572 --> 00:30:10,336
House left a bottle
of Vicodin to see
if she'd steal it.
537
00:30:10,609 --> 00:30:12,338
She gave it back.
538
00:30:16,615 --> 00:30:18,242
You could at least let
her sleep in the room.
539
00:30:18,950 --> 00:30:22,113
She could have listened
to me about my drinking.
540
00:30:22,254 --> 00:30:25,451
Even if you are right
about it, why take
your word over mine?
541
00:30:25,590 --> 00:30:27,785
I'm her daughter.
542
00:30:27,926 --> 00:30:31,623
Because she's your mom.
543
00:30:31,763 --> 00:30:34,425
And for the first time
she's acting like it.
544
00:30:38,937 --> 00:30:40,029
It's a little late for that.
545
00:30:43,608 --> 00:30:45,041
Good night.
546
00:31:02,194 --> 00:31:03,218
Morning.
547
00:31:03,328 --> 00:31:05,159
I heard you went
head-to-head with the mom.
548
00:31:05,297 --> 00:31:06,525
Not for your reasons.
549
00:31:06,631 --> 00:31:07,655
You're protecting the girl.
550
00:31:07,799 --> 00:31:09,061
I'm protecting my diagnosis.
551
00:31:09,167 --> 00:31:11,567
And you tested her,
to see if you could
get her back on drugs
552
00:31:11,670 --> 00:31:12,694
and out of her
daughter's life.
553
00:31:12,804 --> 00:31:16,205
That was to show Adams
that mommy dearest
hadn't changed.
554
00:31:16,308 --> 00:31:19,675
I'm taking a principled
stand against idealism.
555
00:31:19,811 --> 00:31:22,302
Your patient's stable?
556
00:31:22,381 --> 00:31:26,044
Maybe Adams was right.
The illness is
alcohol related.
557
00:31:26,151 --> 00:31:29,018
I hope so considering
that's what we're
treating her for.
558
00:31:29,154 --> 00:31:32,988
You hope you're
wrong for the sake
of the patient.
559
00:31:34,526 --> 00:31:38,826
I hope that I'm right,
but the aneurysm bursts
without killing her.
560
00:31:39,664 --> 00:31:41,359
Call me a softie.
561
00:31:43,168 --> 00:31:46,501
Or the mom
agrees to an autopsy
so I can prove it.
562
00:31:52,377 --> 00:31:55,005
Your patients love you
because you're empathetic.
563
00:31:57,048 --> 00:31:59,949
I also have kind eyes.
Why are you here?
564
00:32:00,051 --> 00:32:02,178
But you don't love
all of your patients.
565
00:32:04,189 --> 00:32:05,679
Of course not.
566
00:32:05,757 --> 00:32:07,884
I'll bet some
of them bore you.
567
00:32:08,026 --> 00:32:10,620
Dull people get cancer too.
Why are you here?
568
00:32:10,729 --> 00:32:14,290
But you fake an interest
in them because
you need to, right?
569
00:32:14,399 --> 00:32:17,061
And if you do it
long enough,
it becomes real?
570
00:32:17,202 --> 00:32:21,263
Well, no, because
the interest isn't fake.
571
00:32:21,940 --> 00:32:23,635
Really?
572
00:32:23,742 --> 00:32:26,267
Because you realize
they're not dull,
573
00:32:26,411 --> 00:32:28,936
it was just your
misinterpretation of them.
574
00:32:29,047 --> 00:32:31,413
I just haven't found
a way to make them
interesting yet.
575
00:32:32,617 --> 00:32:36,485
It's all about common ground.
You find one thing
you both like or hate.
576
00:32:36,588 --> 00:32:39,557
John Woo movies,
romance novels, kale.
577
00:32:43,228 --> 00:32:45,162
Sometimes the best way
to connect with someone
578
00:32:45,263 --> 00:32:47,891
is stop thinking about them
and focus on yourself.
579
00:32:50,936 --> 00:32:52,460
What is this about?
580
00:32:53,071 --> 00:32:55,335
Not everything
has an agenda.
581
00:32:55,440 --> 00:32:56,737
See ya.
582
00:32:58,176 --> 00:32:59,165
(DOOR OPENS)
583
00:33:00,312 --> 00:33:01,301
(DOOR CLOSES)
584
00:33:01,780 --> 00:33:03,407
I told him because
it was the right thing to do.
585
00:33:04,115 --> 00:33:05,139
Right.
586
00:33:05,317 --> 00:33:08,309
This doesn't change
anything between us.
587
00:33:08,420 --> 00:33:10,411
It sort of does for me.
588
00:33:12,657 --> 00:33:13,646
You want to stop
seeing each other?
589
00:33:13,758 --> 00:33:14,747
No.
590
00:33:18,163 --> 00:33:22,930
But I was thinking,
maybe you could tell
your husband that we did.
591
00:33:23,802 --> 00:33:26,100
And then go back
to sneaking around
behind his back?
592
00:33:27,439 --> 00:33:28,428
Yes.
593
00:33:29,608 --> 00:33:30,939
Why would you want to do that?
594
00:33:32,143 --> 00:33:33,633
I don't know.
595
00:33:34,946 --> 00:33:38,109
This just feels wrong.
596
00:33:42,954 --> 00:33:44,683
I think I'm gonna go.
597
00:34:02,707 --> 00:34:04,470
Oh, God!
598
00:34:04,976 --> 00:34:07,342
We thought it was
the salt pork...
599
00:34:07,512 --> 00:34:08,877
But all the menfolk
been eating it
600
00:34:08,980 --> 00:34:10,379
and we're the only
ones that sick.
601
00:34:11,816 --> 00:34:12,805
(GROANING)
602
00:34:21,359 --> 00:34:23,327
Which one of you is
the cheap bastard?
603
00:34:25,530 --> 00:34:30,490
Your uniforms are not wool.
They're polyester,
cheap polyester.
604
00:34:30,569 --> 00:34:33,265
Which gets processed
with a heavy metal
called antimony.
605
00:34:33,371 --> 00:34:35,100
You wear badly
processed polyester
606
00:34:35,206 --> 00:34:37,071
all day and night
for days and nights,
607
00:34:37,342 --> 00:34:40,607
and you get antimony poisoning
which causes your diarrhea
608
00:34:40,712 --> 00:34:43,078
and your numbness
in your hands
609
00:34:43,348 --> 00:34:45,680
and your collective vomiting.
610
00:34:47,018 --> 00:34:48,849
Polyester uniforms?
611
00:34:50,388 --> 00:34:51,412
I was being authentic.
612
00:34:51,523 --> 00:34:53,047
With polyester uniforms?
613
00:34:53,191 --> 00:34:54,715
Confederacy gave men $21
614
00:34:54,859 --> 00:34:56,520
every six months
for uniforms...
You poisoned us both.
615
00:34:56,728 --> 00:34:57,854
At least I have principles.
616
00:34:58,029 --> 00:34:59,189
Because they don't
cost anything.
617
00:34:59,364 --> 00:35:02,527
Brother against brother.
Now that is authentic.
618
00:35:06,438 --> 00:35:07,427
(GAGGING)
619
00:35:17,082 --> 00:35:19,880
I know you don't want me here,
620
00:35:20,752 --> 00:35:23,050
but they had banana
muffins downstairs.
621
00:35:25,390 --> 00:35:27,950
Reminded me of
our St. Pete's trip.
622
00:35:29,728 --> 00:35:31,059
Remember?
623
00:35:31,896 --> 00:35:35,730
We used to walk and get some
every morning at that bakery.
624
00:35:38,269 --> 00:35:39,566
I guess.
625
00:35:49,080 --> 00:35:51,241
Were you high on that trip?
626
00:35:55,820 --> 00:35:57,947
Not when we were together.
627
00:36:00,091 --> 00:36:02,992
I used to wait
until you went to bed.
628
00:36:10,635 --> 00:36:12,125
You can stay,
629
00:36:13,304 --> 00:36:14,328
if you want.
630
00:36:17,475 --> 00:36:18,635
Okay.
631
00:36:27,218 --> 00:36:28,708
Mmm.
It's not bad.
632
00:36:32,390 --> 00:36:33,379
(HEART MONITOR BEEPING)
633
00:36:33,491 --> 00:36:34,515
What's happening?
634
00:36:35,460 --> 00:36:36,950
Is this from
the alcohol treatment?
635
00:36:37,362 --> 00:36:39,956
I was wrong.
The berry aneurysm
must have just burst.
636
00:36:44,502 --> 00:36:47,027
Temporal lobes are clear.
Parietal clear.
637
00:36:47,305 --> 00:36:50,365
Get me
a micro-vascular clip tray
as well as the occlusion.
638
00:36:50,475 --> 00:36:51,533
HOUSE: Check the ventricles.
639
00:36:52,143 --> 00:36:53,701
Ventricles are
clear, too.
640
00:36:54,546 --> 00:36:56,639
Aneurysm must've
leaked instead of burst.
641
00:36:56,981 --> 00:36:58,039
Inject the dye.
642
00:37:06,991 --> 00:37:12,554
Posterior cerebral clear.
Vertebral clear.
Circle of Willis also clear.
643
00:37:13,331 --> 00:37:15,856
She doesn't have
a berry aneurysm.
644
00:37:21,906 --> 00:37:22,895
(RAPID BEEPING)
645
00:37:23,074 --> 00:37:24,939
Her BP is dropping.
Start her on pressors.
646
00:37:25,043 --> 00:37:27,341
Get her BP up
before her organs
start shutting down.
647
00:37:27,412 --> 00:37:29,209
HOUSE: Adams. With me.
648
00:37:31,015 --> 00:37:32,846
The pressors will only give us
a couple hours, max.
649
00:37:32,917 --> 00:37:35,681
What causes
breathing issues,
bleeding issues, paralysis,
650
00:37:35,754 --> 00:37:37,187
loss of consciousness?
651
00:37:37,522 --> 00:37:38,682
What are we missing?
652
00:37:38,757 --> 00:37:41,021
That's everything
bad that's happened.
What about the good stuff?
653
00:37:41,092 --> 00:37:43,253
You mean, like,
we should be more optimistic?
654
00:37:43,428 --> 00:37:45,191
She got a little better
when we put her on steroids,
655
00:37:45,530 --> 00:37:46,724
which can attack tumor cells.
656
00:37:46,865 --> 00:37:47,889
Maybe she has cancer.
657
00:37:48,032 --> 00:37:51,229
No hypercalcaemia,
no elevated blood proteins.
658
00:37:51,369 --> 00:37:54,065
She and her mom mentioned
a trip they took to Florida
a couple of years ago.
659
00:37:54,205 --> 00:37:56,105
What about dengue fever?
Cholera?
660
00:37:56,207 --> 00:38:01,543
Great ideas. If dengue fever
or cholera laid in wait for
two years before suddenly...
661
00:38:12,624 --> 00:38:15,422
Did your biological daughter
go swimming in Florida?
662
00:38:16,094 --> 00:38:18,824
In a lake, or a pond,
or an everglade?
663
00:38:19,731 --> 00:38:22,928
Yeah, there's a canal
near my mother's house.
664
00:38:24,102 --> 00:38:25,626
Do you know
what's wrong with her?
665
00:38:25,904 --> 00:38:27,804
Family vacations kill.
666
00:38:29,307 --> 00:38:32,470
Come with me. Don't want
to explain this twice.
667
00:38:36,981 --> 00:38:39,006
You're letting in the flies.
And she needs an LVAD.
668
00:38:39,150 --> 00:38:40,174
No, she doesn't.
669
00:38:41,152 --> 00:38:43,780
Your daughter has ascariasis.
670
00:38:43,855 --> 00:38:48,258
It's a disease caused
by a parasitic worm
found in feces.
671
00:38:48,326 --> 00:38:50,260
Animals used
the canal as a potty,
672
00:38:50,328 --> 00:38:52,819
and the eggs from
the feces ended up
in Callie's intestine
673
00:38:52,931 --> 00:38:54,694
when she went swimming.
674
00:38:54,799 --> 00:38:58,929
Where they hung out,
quietly and asymptomatically
biding their time.
675
00:38:59,003 --> 00:39:01,471
Until somewhere along the way,
they got knocked loose,
676
00:39:01,539 --> 00:39:03,939
maybe a dive in
volleyball practice,
677
00:39:04,108 --> 00:39:06,372
or maybe she
slipped on her way
into a soup kitchen.
678
00:39:06,511 --> 00:39:09,446
But once they hatched,
the worms got to
work on her lungs,
679
00:39:09,514 --> 00:39:11,311
her ear, and the nerves
in her legs.
680
00:39:11,382 --> 00:39:13,714
The worms got agitated
by the steroids we gave her,
681
00:39:13,818 --> 00:39:16,343
which started
them on their journey
to the esophagus.
682
00:39:16,454 --> 00:39:18,786
And, ultimately, to the heart.
683
00:39:19,858 --> 00:39:23,385
A few pills of mebendazole,
and she'll be fine.
684
00:39:32,837 --> 00:39:35,135
She's feeling much better,
walking on her own.
685
00:39:35,206 --> 00:39:36,400
Getting along with
her mother?
686
00:39:36,507 --> 00:39:39,305
As long as I keep
bringing her muffins.
687
00:39:40,378 --> 00:39:43,074
Did someone come
take her for a test?
688
00:40:17,682 --> 00:40:19,877
Callie agrees with you.
689
00:40:19,951 --> 00:40:22,215
That people don't change.
690
00:40:22,287 --> 00:40:25,222
She said when her
mom slips again,
she didn't want to be there.
691
00:40:25,290 --> 00:40:27,554
She'd rather remember
her like she is now.
692
00:40:29,427 --> 00:40:30,860
Smart girl.
693
00:40:32,931 --> 00:40:34,091
You got the ending you wanted.
694
00:40:34,198 --> 00:40:37,361
Because I was only looking
to solve the case,
not their lives.
695
00:40:38,970 --> 00:40:41,564
I don't care if
the people who work
for me are screwed up,
696
00:40:41,906 --> 00:40:43,737
in fact I even encourage it,
697
00:40:43,808 --> 00:40:47,574
but absolution,
do that on your own time.
698
00:40:50,581 --> 00:40:52,139
Or not at all.
699
00:40:52,250 --> 00:40:54,650
'Cause clearly you suck at it.
700
00:41:02,961 --> 00:41:03,950
(BOTH COOING)
701
00:41:31,956 --> 00:41:34,186
This is Aaron Rodgers.
702
00:41:34,292 --> 00:41:37,955
Wow, 127 quarterback rating.
703
00:41:38,029 --> 00:41:40,497
Do you know what
sound he makes?
704
00:41:40,598 --> 00:41:42,429
(GROWLING)
705
00:41:43,368 --> 00:41:44,665
(COOING)
706
00:41:47,939 --> 00:41:49,429
Okay. Oy!
707
00:41:49,941 --> 00:41:50,930
Um...
708
00:41:53,311 --> 00:41:56,212
This is Terrell Owens.
709
00:41:56,314 --> 00:41:58,475
People call him T.O.
710
00:41:58,549 --> 00:41:59,709
Do you know what
sound he makes?
711
00:42:00,284 --> 00:42:01,273
(IMITATING BABY CRYING)
712
00:42:08,993 --> 00:42:10,790
This is Mark Sanchez.
713
00:42:10,862 --> 00:42:12,887
Do you know what sound
people make about him?
714
00:42:13,164 --> 00:42:14,153
(BLOWS RASPBERRY)
715
00:42:20,638 --> 00:42:22,128
Working late?
716
00:42:23,508 --> 00:42:24,998
Husband have her tonight?
717
00:42:26,844 --> 00:42:28,505
And every night.
718
00:42:29,380 --> 00:42:31,075
She broke it off.
719
00:42:31,816 --> 00:42:33,681
It's for the best.
720
00:42:33,751 --> 00:42:36,185
I'm not really
an affair guy after all.
721
00:42:36,254 --> 00:42:38,085
Sure you are, buddy.
722
00:42:39,023 --> 00:42:41,321
You just lost interest
once it stopped
being an affair.
723
00:42:41,392 --> 00:42:43,223
That's why you're relieved.
724
00:42:43,327 --> 00:42:45,818
But don't worry,
it's not gonna end here.
725
00:42:45,897 --> 00:42:48,832
You'll just have to get
your adrenaline fix
somewhere else.
726
00:42:48,900 --> 00:42:50,663
When that
doesn't do it anymore,
727
00:42:50,835 --> 00:42:52,598
you'll just
escalate things somehow.
728
00:42:54,405 --> 00:42:56,873
At least that's
what I've been told.
729
00:42:59,610 --> 00:43:01,202
I'm not like you, House.
730
00:43:03,414 --> 00:43:05,245
True. No limp.