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<i>♪ Hear the legends
of the Kung Fu Panda! ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Doo-doo-doo-doo doo-bom
doo boom-boom! ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Raised in a noodle shop ♪</i>

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<i>♪ never seeking glory or fame ♪</i>

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<i>♪ he climbed the mountain top ♪</i>

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<i>♪ and earned
the Dragon Warrior name. ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Hu! Ah! Ya! ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Kung Fu Panda! ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Doo-doo-doo-doo-
sho-bom, doom-doom-doom! ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Master Shifu
saw the warrior blossom ♪</i>

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<i>♪ and master the skills
of bodacious and awesome ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Kung Fu Panda. ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Doo-doo-doo-doo-
doom-doom-doom-doom! ♪</i>

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<i>♪ He lives, he trains ♪</i>

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<i>♪ and he fights
with the Furious Five ♪</i>

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<i>♪ protect the valley
somethin' somethin' ♪</i>

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<i>♪ somethin' somethin' alive ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Oh! Ah! Uh! ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Kung Fu Panda ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Legends of awesomeness. ♪</i>

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Sweet.

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<b>1x21 - In With the Old

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<i> transcrypt & sync by f1nc0
- - Addic7ed.com - - </i>

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<i> Come on, you guys.
We gotta hurry! </i>

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Everybody packed and ready?
Good!

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Let's get a move on!

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Oops.
Sorry, Tigress!

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Easy, Tigress!
Po is just excited.

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Let's go, we gonna be late
for levitation Kung-Fu demo.

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You can beat me up later, Tigress.
Make it a point.

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Oh, it's going in a book...

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This levitation Kung Fu demonstration
is gonna be so awesome!

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Oh! Someone who can do
Kung-Fu and fly? Amazing!

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Now remember. If this guy
levitates and I passed out...

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Wake! Me! Up!

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Po!
I need your help!

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Oh! But, Dad!

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I'm about to go see
Kung-Fu master, who can fly!

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- It's urgent!
- Urgent? Really?

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Oh, okey.
But quick. Let's go!

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<i>I... I'll catch you up later, guys!
And save some awesome for me!

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The Furious Five are leaving?

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This makes my task very easy.

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I will take out Shifu.

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Then I'll finally get the hose and helmet
of "The Invincible Thunder Kick"!

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<i>Hua! Hua! Hua!

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The Dragon Warrior is here!
Ready for action, so ...

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What is it?
What's the emergency?

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It's Mahjong.

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I don't get it.
Mahjong?

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We need a fourth!

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That's the emergency?

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I was gonna see
flying mixed up with punching!

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That's the coolest combination
of things possible...

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except for...
maybe cookies and pudding.

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Maybe you did not hear me.

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This is Mahjong, son.
Mahjong!

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<i>And really, really old people...

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You know, even if you whisper it,
it's still disrespectful.

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And surely this is not too big a favor
for your lonely old father,

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who worked tripple shifts,
so put you thru school!

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- But I didn't go to school.
- Another disappointment.

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Fine!
But a quick game

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than I can still see
that flying Kung-Fu guy.

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I'll go first. All right!
Your turn, Mrs. Gao.

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<i>No, not that one.

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<i>Not that one.

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<i>I don't know.

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<i>Yes! This one!

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<i>No.
This is it!

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<i>Wait...

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<i>Ok. Done!

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Great!
Your turn.

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Little help there...

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we just gonna get
that piece down...

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Now fingers off...
Let it go...

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Fingers off...

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Where is the toilet?

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Ha! At last!

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The helmet of "The Invincible
Thunder Kick" will be mine.

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I will have the most
powerful kick of all!

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I will finally be able to crush

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that stupid panda, who humiliated me!

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<i>Rat!

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Tell me where the helmet
of "The Invincible Thunder Kick" is!

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<i>That's not going to happen.

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Get him!
But keep him alive!

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<i> You cheated me with a trap!</i>

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No.

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Shifu.

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Tell me where you're hiding the
helmet and I'll go easy on you!

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You can fight soldiers,
but you can't fight iron!

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Mr. Yuang, it's your turn. 

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Okay...

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Save some for later, do you hear?

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You are spoiling me, really. I...

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Okay!
Let's put up the pace, people,

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I've got some airborn
annihilating I gotta see.

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It's called "Mahjong"
not "Mah ... long time."

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Let's go! Come on!

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It's your turn, Dad.
Dad?

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Whoa! This game is
hiding of something fairs.

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This aint for no Sunday players.

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- Candy, Po?
- Oh, always ...

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Forget it!
We're wasting time.

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Oh great! Nice job.
You win!

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Okay, gotta go!

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No, no, no!
That's not right.

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Mahjong is no fun without four.

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I promise I'll play again.
When I'm eighty.

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Right now I've got some
cool new stuff to do.

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Just because something is new,
doesn't make it better!

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<i> I think it does!</i>

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What?
That's weird.

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It's coming from Jade Palace!

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<i> Shifu, I have enough of this foolery. </i>

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Temutai!

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Where is the helmet hidden?

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Let Shifu go!

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Or you'll be pulling pain out of places,
you never knew you had.

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It's the Dragon Warrior!
Stop him!

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Ouch.

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Well, well, well!
Look who's crolling back.

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Flyboy, that's who!?

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I knew you would be back.
Mahjong is in your blood, now.

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No, Jade Palace ...

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Shifu... trouble ...

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Oh, Son!
Are you okay?

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Oh, I gotta think!
I'm in a mess here.

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I can't fight that army all by myself!
I need the Furious Five.

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They won't be back for days.
I need a plan.

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Maybe we can help.

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It's not a Mahjong tournament, Dad.

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Temutai is gonna destroy Shifu,
if I can't free him!

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This is big time!
Kung Fu master time!

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I can get Kung Fu masters.

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You can?
How? Who? Where?

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"Gao of the hundred stars",
and "Yuan, the musical archer"!

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Master Gao and Master Yuan?

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Those guys were awesome
like a ... million years ago.

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<i>They fought in the battle
against two thousand scorpions.</i>

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Actually, you forgot the guys
clustered along the trees.

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Yes, indeed, must be closer
to three thousand.

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It hardly seems fair.

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<i> Gao, had like hundred stars. </i>

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<i>And Yuan was a musical archer. </i>

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Whoa.
But, where are they?

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Are they behind that
pathetical people, or ...

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Do not judge a book by its cover, Po.

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But, that's them?
These guys are those guys?

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Mrs. Gao, you were
like a star-throwing machine!

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Mr. Yuan, I heard you could
control arrows with your mind!

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And I can bend noodles
to my will! I will come, too!

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No, Dad.
It's too dangerous.

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Why? Why?
Because they're old?

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They can't attack it?
They still got the good, son.

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Mrs. Gao,
show us your throwing stars.

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I have them right here
in my throwing-star bag.

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So, it's teeth, so what?

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Mr. Yuang here can still hit

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a nut size from 100 yards
with that bow of his.

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Luckily.
I always have it with me.

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Oh, okay. I know, this is gonna
sound bad, but ...

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I mean ...
you guys were awesome!

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<i>Then, many many years
went by, and ...

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well, don't get me wrong,
you're still awesome, but ...

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you... you gonna get hurt
or worse!

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- No...
- Don't be ridiculous!

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That's crazy talk!

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But, Mrs. Gao, you were born the year,
they invented rope!

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And Mr. Yuan is older than you!

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Oh! Po, that was rude!
I taught you better than that.

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<i>Boy's got a mouth in him.

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I am the Dragon Warrior,
I'll handle this on my own.

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Shifu!
Are you okey?

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Forget about me, get "the Thunder
Kick" helmet before Temutai!

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No, I gotta get you out!
The roof is gonna cave in!

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You've gotta get that helmet
before he does!

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If Temutai has it, there is no force
in a valley that would stop him!

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00:14:06,250 --> 00:14:10,341
<i> Yes!
I'm close, I can feel it!</i>

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Hurry, the helmet is downstairs.

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<i>Four doors past the dungeon.</i>

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Right!

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We have a dungeon?

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00:14:21,144 --> 00:14:23,290
<i>- Get going!
- That panda!

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Attack!

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Oh, we're down with hiding.

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00:14:28,150 --> 00:14:30,689
I guess, we'll have to move on
with kicking butt portion!

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Oh, I guess we're doing
the impossible odd things, now.

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Good choice!

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00:14:52,987 --> 00:14:55,568
Huh!
You're making a colossal mistake!

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00:14:55,569 --> 00:14:57,202
'Cause any moment now,

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I will be joined by the
return of the Furious Five!

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<i> Where is the toilet? </i>

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00:15:04,854 --> 00:15:06,254
Or them...

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00:15:09,098 --> 00:15:12,703
Guys, go back!
You'll get hurt. 

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00:15:12,704 --> 00:15:16,406
Don't be ridiculous.
I still got...

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00:15:17,585 --> 00:15:18,928
<i>It seems like now ...

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00:15:19,979 --> 00:15:21,861
I'm going to pass out.

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00:15:27,500 --> 00:15:29,436
Hi, son young!

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00:15:29,437 --> 00:15:32,266
You're Ping's kid.
Right?

202
00:15:34,800 --> 00:15:36,924
So, what you gonna fight with us, huh?

203
00:15:41,868 --> 00:15:44,680
Oh, don't hurt me with your teeth...

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00:15:45,700 --> 00:15:49,179
Watch out!
She may knit me a sweater.

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00:15:56,492 --> 00:15:57,978
Wha... ?

206
00:16:05,309 --> 00:16:07,875
Wow!
I didn't even know, that was a thing!

207
00:16:08,500 --> 00:16:10,272
Don't smile at him, you're old.

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00:16:10,273 --> 00:16:12,418
Old people can't smile.
Right, Po?

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00:16:12,419 --> 00:16:13,941
We can't do anything.

210
00:16:13,942 --> 00:16:17,524
<i>Dad, can we discuss this later?
We've got company!

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00:16:17,525 --> 00:16:20,007
I need to get in there
and stop Temutai.

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00:16:20,008 --> 00:16:21,508
Can you guys cover me?

213
00:16:51,500 --> 00:16:55,537
You do what you need to do, Po!
We'll tide up here.

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00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:02,284
<i>- Panda!
- I'm working on it!

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00:17:03,800 --> 00:17:05,804
<i>Too late, Panda!

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00:17:05,805 --> 00:17:09,642
At last, it is I
who'll humiliate you!

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00:17:09,643 --> 00:17:11,444
The helmet shall be mine!

218
00:17:11,445 --> 00:17:15,927
<i>Wow, you're so dramatic!
You don't have to shout everything.

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00:17:15,928 --> 00:17:17,846
I shall defeat you!

220
00:17:17,847 --> 00:17:21,405
Seriously, can you not talk
like a normal person?

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<i>So many helmets.
Which one?

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00:17:44,700 --> 00:17:47,081
<i>That must be it!
The fanciest one!

223
00:17:47,082 --> 00:17:51,244
With this helmet I would have the power
of "the Invincible Thunder Kick"!

224
00:17:59,100 --> 00:18:02,257
No! That's the
"Monkey-chicken dance" helmet!

225
00:18:02,800 --> 00:18:04,795
I might have to take
that one home ...

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00:18:17,199 --> 00:18:18,199
<i>Ouch.</i>

227
00:18:18,200 --> 00:18:21,697
That must have been
"Your worst enemy" helmet!

228
00:18:27,650 --> 00:18:29,153
That wasn't me!

229
00:18:30,309 --> 00:18:32,449
That helmet has to be here!

230
00:18:33,100 --> 00:18:35,325
Goodbye, Panda.

231
00:19:15,392 --> 00:19:17,114
Wait a minute...

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00:19:17,900 --> 00:19:20,180
<i>Don't judge a book by its cover!

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00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:31,582
It's "Thunder Kick" time!

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00:20:03,916 --> 00:20:05,916
<i>Crush him!

235
00:20:12,327 --> 00:20:14,062
Whoa!

236
00:21:02,227 --> 00:21:04,456
What helmet is this?

237
00:21:04,457 --> 00:21:08,672
That's "Your worst enemy" helmet!
Bye, bye.

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00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:17,989
Shifu!

239
00:21:22,399 --> 00:21:25,200
Shifu!
Stand back!

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00:21:25,201 --> 00:21:26,911
<i>Wait!</i>

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00:21:26,912 --> 00:21:28,277
What are you doing?

242
00:21:28,278 --> 00:21:31,464
<i>Putting my robe back on.
It's hot in here.</i>

243
00:21:31,465 --> 00:21:32,965
<i>Ok.</i>

244
00:21:40,600 --> 00:21:43,914
Thank you, Po,
you saved the valley.

245
00:21:49,300 --> 00:21:53,102
You couldn't carry that helmet in
and then put it on?

246
00:21:58,500 --> 00:22:00,354
Hey, guys.

247
00:22:01,600 --> 00:22:04,371
Yeah, look I kind of
owe you an apology

248
00:22:04,372 --> 00:22:06,817
about that stuff I said about
you being old.

249
00:22:06,818 --> 00:22:10,037
"Old as rope",
if I remember correctly.

250
00:22:10,038 --> 00:22:15,181
You know, "rope", that thing
that is a very useful and helpful.

251
00:22:15,182 --> 00:22:16,482
Yes.

252
00:22:16,483 --> 00:22:20,193
And "rope" has got its
feelings hurt, when you said it.

253
00:22:20,194 --> 00:22:23,195
- Oh, what does that mean?
- I am the rope.

254
00:22:23,883 --> 00:22:28,204
Yeah, I'm really sorry about that.
That was wrong of me.

255
00:22:28,205 --> 00:22:29,754
<i>But we need a fourth.

256
00:22:32,400 --> 00:22:34,046
Mahjong anyone?

257
00:22:36,779 --> 00:22:38,079
It's my turn.

258
00:22:38,080 --> 00:22:40,379
Take your time, Mrs. Gao.
No rush.

259
00:22:40,380 --> 00:22:44,231
<i>Hey, you gotta try all this
levitation Kung-Fu, Po!

260
00:22:44,900 --> 00:22:47,027
<i>Get over yourselves.

261
00:22:48,800 --> 00:22:51,986
Po, don't you wanna go learn
how to fly with your friends?

262
00:22:51,987 --> 00:22:54,439
I am right where I wanna be, Dad.

263
00:22:54,440 --> 00:22:57,441
This is Mahjong.
Mahjong!

264
00:22:59,429 --> 00:23:04,241
<i> Ha, deal with that!
Hey, no cheating, Mrs. Gao.</i>

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00:23:08,018 --> 00:23:12,850
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