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I called a guild summit

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this is so official!

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learned a lot about summits in history classes I've taken

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I know that out of one of them, they produced the UN

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Oh, and then there's that one... G... something,

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that European hippies don't like

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I'm not stupid, I'm just ignorant about things I don't RSS.

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And I'm not putting my summit on the scale of world peace

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or, eh... European hippies... but, this is our game we're talking about!

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We've got to get off the convention distractions and focus on what matters,

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I mean - this, this is serious!  Clara, I need you to take minutes!

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Stop eating from the mini-bar!

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Why don't you throw money in the street!?

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The situation is as dire as I neurotically surmised yesterday.

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Okay, must be a first.

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Vork, what are you doing!?

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Leaving!  This has been a horrific experience.

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I don't care to keep existing in this time-space.

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But you're our ride.

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Then I suggest you'd get packing!

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We're discussing the future of our game,

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and, and, and, forming a mandate!

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Besides, we can't leave yet - Zaboo and

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I spent all morning making the most kick ass costume accessory, ever invented

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Yeah!  Clara and I are going to have a three-way with the trophy later!

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Please turn that off.  The RTX guy said that their company

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wants to make the game more accessible.

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As fans, we have no right to criticize,

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what people do with their creative properties.

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Oh, please, you're just sensitive about that chick you were flirting with earlier.

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Vork flirting?  Hurl.

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Yeah he got smart-mouthed with some milfy tv star, put his foot in it,

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and she stormed off in a huff.

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I alienated the fantasy love of my life.

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I can longer heal this wound of mortification,

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than pay full price for miniature golf.

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Start dating an S&M chick!  Then she'll come sniffing around.  Worked for me and Codex.

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Yeesh, stink eye'd.

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Listen up guys, they're going to make the game free-to-play, appeal to casuals!

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...Casuals!?

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Don't aneueryzm yet.  It gets worse!

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I change colors all the time!

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I need rainbows on my finger tips!

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Clara!  Is that from the mini-bar!?

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No. [NODS YES]

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This morning, we were up $200 in snack charges!

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Your foetus owes me!

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And if we're checking out, so do all of you.

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Why?  You're covering the room; you're the one who made us come;

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and you made all that money off your booth.

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No, we're banned from our only income source because Bladezz went divalicious on our fans.

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They overreacted.  I was just being me, but more fancy.

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Ahem!  They're getting rid of all blood graphic effects.

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Parents demanded it, in order to market it to tweens.

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Screw tweens.

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Weren't you just one yourself?

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They're getting rid of all profanity,

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they're getting rid of nipple NPC graphics.

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Noooo!  Centaur chests are the best!  I won't let this happen!

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I'm a Mom, and I f*cking love swearing!

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Clara.  Are you seriously wiping your face with one of our shirts!?

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Woah, scary villain costume.

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Not only did you ditch our business this weekend, but you are using an $8 face napkin!

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They're taking death out of the game, instead characters will fall to the ground and

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canaries will circle their heads for fifteen seconds!  Oh, oh, they're making an app!

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Adios; guadalajara!

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Vork, stop!  Listen - I almost quit the game yesterday, but I didn't because I love you assholes!!

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Well that was weird.

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Are you serious?

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eah, after the thing with you, and the thing with Floyd

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I just want to quit everything.

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That would suck.  No one lets me harass them like you do.

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And you technically can't quit.  I believe I have you under contract.

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Well, whatever, I'm not gonna, but - look at us.

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The convention has separated us.

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How are going to survive something like the changing of our whole universe?

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That would be hopeless!

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I'd have to abandon Clara, and start a new Clara.

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Ugh, poor former-me Clara.

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They haven't signed all the paperwork yet.  Floyd is totally stalling

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- he's neurotic like Codex, we can convince him.

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aybe if we can track Floyd down at the ball,

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and show him how important this game is to us, and then, and then, convince him not to sell...

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Hello, you guys really need to check out the fine print of the program.

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It says that costumes are required for a costume ball.  And we ain't got one.

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We can use my steampunk one!

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Well gee-willikers for you.

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But the rest of us have no frivilous income left to push as sundry!

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Yeah, and I can't wear my pirate outfit or get clubbed with a thousand light-sabers.

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Fun-fact - I know a fashion designer.

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Uh, yeah, I can design, sure, but - where are we going to find materials?

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Mega-Game-a-Rama-Con!

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Mega-Game-a-Rama-Con

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is the Con that's number one!

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So much fun for every one,

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it's Mega-Game-a-Rama-Con!

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Cosplayers dress, 24/7

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it's a geek, and gamer heaven!

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If you're not here, you're out of luck,

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your entry's just $300!

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Costume contest, starts in ten minutes!  Line up!

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Okay, watch the Munchkin outfit now, Tink, alright?

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Clara!  You ready?  We gotta go find Floyd.

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First check out what Zaboo and I made!

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Yeah!  Viola'd!

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You must be bleeping me!!!!

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