1 00:00:14,889 --> 00:00:17,474 - What the hell? - Emergency-preparedness drill. 2 00:00:17,684 --> 00:00:20,686 - Oh, no. Come on. - Yeah, you know how it works. 3 00:00:20,854 --> 00:00:23,022 Once a quarter, keep our readiness up. 4 00:00:23,189 --> 00:00:27,443 Now, rise and shine, sleepy head. Half the town is probably dead. 5 00:00:28,278 --> 00:00:31,405 I have to get a lock for my door. 6 00:00:31,573 --> 00:00:35,075 I think you'll like the drill tonight. I've tried to make it fun. 7 00:00:35,243 --> 00:00:39,955 Each of these cards contains a detailed scenario of a possible apocalyptic event. 8 00:00:40,123 --> 00:00:44,960 Everything from wildfires to a surprise invasion by Canada. 9 00:00:46,171 --> 00:00:48,839 Pick a catastrophe, any catastrophe. 10 00:00:49,466 --> 00:00:54,136 Sheldon, Canada is not going to invade California. 11 00:00:54,304 --> 00:00:58,140 Yeah, really? You think those hippies in Washington and Oregon can stop them? 12 00:00:59,142 --> 00:01:01,226 Oh. Fine. 13 00:01:01,936 --> 00:01:07,149 Alrighty. An 8.2-magnitude earthquake devastates Pasadena... 14 00:01:07,317 --> 00:01:11,195 ...reducing mighty edifices to dust, engulfing the city in flames... 15 00:01:11,362 --> 00:01:14,865 ...the streets flow with blood and echo with the cries of the wounded. 16 00:01:15,033 --> 00:01:18,827 Oh, excellent choice. Now, put on your hard hat and safety vest. 17 00:01:18,995 --> 00:01:22,414 Oh, fun. I get to spend another night in front of our apartment... 18 00:01:22,582 --> 00:01:25,459 ...dressed like one of the Village People. 19 00:01:26,628 --> 00:01:31,215 You make that joke every three months, I still don't get it. Leonard, wait. 20 00:01:31,716 --> 00:01:34,802 - What are you doing? - I don't know. What am I doing? 21 00:01:34,969 --> 00:01:39,223 Look around you, there's hypothetical broken glass everywhere. 22 00:01:39,974 --> 00:01:45,771 Really? You're going to face Armageddon without your orthotics? Your choice. 23 00:01:46,356 --> 00:01:49,024 - Uh-oh! Hypothetical aftershock. - Unh! Aah! 24 00:01:50,527 --> 00:01:52,903 And that's why we wear hard hats. 25 00:02:17,512 --> 00:02:20,222 Check it out. Press release. From NASA. 26 00:02:20,390 --> 00:02:24,726 Ahem. "Expedition 31 will launch this spring to the International Space Station. 27 00:02:24,936 --> 00:02:28,063 Crew members will include Commander Tom 'Tombo' Johnson... 28 00:02:28,231 --> 00:02:33,318 ...astronaut Mike 'Supernova' Novacelik, and payload specialist Howard Wolowitz." 29 00:02:34,904 --> 00:02:38,365 This is going right into my synagogue's newsletter. 30 00:02:39,784 --> 00:02:43,120 If you're going to be an astronaut, you need to pick a cool nickname. 31 00:02:43,288 --> 00:02:45,831 I don't get to. The other guys have to give it to me. 32 00:02:45,999 --> 00:02:49,626 Oh. If I had one, it would be Brown Dynamite. 33 00:02:51,504 --> 00:02:55,591 Are you not listening to me? The other astronauts have to give you your nickname. 34 00:02:55,758 --> 00:02:58,552 Are you not looking at me? I am Brown Dynamite. 35 00:03:02,307 --> 00:03:04,308 Why do you put six sugars in your coffee? 36 00:03:04,475 --> 00:03:08,645 Because the cafeteria doesn't offer little packets of methamphetamine. 37 00:03:09,355 --> 00:03:11,773 - Emergency drill night last night, huh? - Uh-huh. 38 00:03:11,941 --> 00:03:15,110 - How'd you do? - I'll tell you exactly how he did. 39 00:03:15,612 --> 00:03:19,865 "Readiness: Unsatisfactory. Follows direction: Barely. 40 00:03:20,033 --> 00:03:22,242 Attitude: A little too much. 41 00:03:23,119 --> 00:03:27,623 Overall: Not only will he probably die in a fiery inferno... 42 00:03:27,790 --> 00:03:32,002 ...his incessant whining would most certainly spoil everyone else's day." 43 00:03:33,922 --> 00:03:37,549 You know what, I'm so tired I can't even think straight. I'm going home. 44 00:03:37,717 --> 00:03:40,052 Can one of you give this nutbag a ride later? 45 00:03:40,220 --> 00:03:43,639 You can't go home. You have to take me to the dentist at 4:00. 46 00:03:43,806 --> 00:03:47,100 - Oh. Can't you take the bus to the dentist? - Of course I can. 47 00:03:47,268 --> 00:03:50,854 It's coming back under the effects of the anesthesia that's the problem. 48 00:03:51,022 --> 00:03:53,398 Two years ago, after a deep gum cleaning... 49 00:03:53,566 --> 00:03:57,861 ...I thought I got on a bus but somehow wound up on a booze cruise to Mexico. 50 00:04:00,990 --> 00:04:04,826 - They put you under for a cleaning? - Yeah, they have to. I'm a biter. 51 00:04:05,495 --> 00:04:09,456 Okay, whatever. Sheldon, I'm exhausted. I'm not taking you to the dentist. 52 00:04:09,624 --> 00:04:13,835 Wrong, sir. Wrong. Under Section 37B of the Roommate Agreement... 53 00:04:14,003 --> 00:04:17,339 ...Miscellaneous Duties, you are obligated to take me to the dentist. 54 00:04:17,507 --> 00:04:23,262 See? Here, after "providing a confirmation sniff on questionable dairy products." 55 00:04:24,222 --> 00:04:27,140 You know what? I am sick of the Roommate Agreement. 56 00:04:30,103 --> 00:04:32,854 It's ridiculous, I'm your roommate, not your chauffeur. 57 00:04:33,022 --> 00:04:34,982 I had better things to do yesterday... 58 00:04:35,149 --> 00:04:38,527 ...than drive you to the good model train store in Garden Grove... 59 00:04:38,695 --> 00:04:42,656 ...because the one in Pasadena has gotten too big for its britches. 60 00:04:43,199 --> 00:04:46,159 Well, it has. Ask anybody. 61 00:04:46,327 --> 00:04:48,412 I don't care. I'm done. 62 00:04:48,579 --> 00:04:53,083 Hold on. Are you saying that you want to invoke Clause 209? 63 00:04:53,251 --> 00:04:57,087 I don't know what that is, but if it means I can go home and sleep, then yes. 64 00:04:57,255 --> 00:05:00,507 Think carefully here. Clause 209 suspends our friendship... 65 00:05:00,675 --> 00:05:03,343 ...and strips the Roommate Agreement to its essentials. 66 00:05:03,511 --> 00:05:06,138 Our responsibilities toward each other would be rent... 67 00:05:06,306 --> 00:05:10,058 ...utilities and a perfunctory chin jut of recognition as we pass in the hall. 68 00:05:10,226 --> 00:05:11,727 What's up? 69 00:05:15,565 --> 00:05:17,607 Where do I sign? 70 00:05:19,068 --> 00:05:21,194 Right here. Use your finger. 71 00:05:22,447 --> 00:05:24,448 - There. Done. - All right. 72 00:05:24,615 --> 00:05:28,660 That's it. We are now no longer companions, boon or otherwise. 73 00:05:28,828 --> 00:05:30,829 We are now merely acquaintances. 74 00:05:30,997 --> 00:05:34,791 To amend the words of Toy Story, you have not got a friend in me. 75 00:05:36,627 --> 00:05:40,672 - I'm gonna go home and take a nap. - Yeah, well, tell it to someone who cares. 76 00:05:42,175 --> 00:05:44,468 I got pretty exciting NASA news today. 77 00:05:44,635 --> 00:05:50,390 Next week, I fly to Houston for orientation and zero-gravity elimination drills. 78 00:05:50,558 --> 00:05:54,102 - What does that mean? - He's gonna learn to poop in space. 79 00:05:56,439 --> 00:05:59,024 Open the pod bay doors, HAL. 80 00:06:00,568 --> 00:06:03,487 Maybe your nickname should be Brown Dynamite. 81 00:06:06,574 --> 00:06:10,327 Hello, dear friends. And Dr. Hofstadter. 82 00:06:11,621 --> 00:06:15,415 What's up? 83 00:06:15,917 --> 00:06:17,292 My apologies. 84 00:06:17,460 --> 00:06:21,880 I would've been here sooner but the bus kept stopping for other people to get on it. 85 00:06:23,091 --> 00:06:24,383 I saved you a dumpling. 86 00:06:24,550 --> 00:06:26,510 Oh. Your concern for me is touching. 87 00:06:26,677 --> 00:06:29,805 It will serve you well when you take me to the dentist tomorrow. 88 00:06:30,390 --> 00:06:34,309 I'm sorry, Sheldon, I'm busy. I'm right in the middle of my addiction study. 89 00:06:34,477 --> 00:06:39,064 I've got a lab full of alcoholic monkeys, and tomorrow we switch them to O'Doul's. 90 00:06:39,982 --> 00:06:43,318 You're my girlfriend and you're not going to cater to my every need? 91 00:06:43,486 --> 00:06:45,737 Oh, where'd the magic go? 92 00:06:47,198 --> 00:06:49,408 Sheldon, that's not what girlfriends are for. 93 00:06:49,575 --> 00:06:52,911 Although, you don't use them for what they're for, so what do I know? 94 00:06:59,836 --> 00:07:03,004 Howard doesn't make me do his shopping, take him to the dentist... 95 00:07:03,172 --> 00:07:07,300 - ...or pick up his dry cleaning, right? - Absolutely. But when Ma's hips give out... 96 00:07:07,468 --> 00:07:08,885 ...you're up, kid. 97 00:07:10,096 --> 00:07:14,975 Well, if Amy's too busy, it gives the rest of you an opportunity to make my life easier... 98 00:07:15,143 --> 00:07:18,186 ...thus assuring yourselves a footnote in my memoirs... 99 00:07:18,354 --> 00:07:21,106 ...tentatively entitled You're Welcome, Mankind. 100 00:07:21,274 --> 00:07:25,193 All right, then. Just shout when you hear the task you want to undertake. 101 00:07:25,361 --> 00:07:27,404 Uh, dentist. 102 00:07:31,033 --> 00:07:33,743 Okay, we can circle back to that one. Um... 103 00:07:33,995 --> 00:07:38,415 Who wants to take me Wednesday morning to get new heels put on my dress shoes? 104 00:07:42,503 --> 00:07:43,795 Anyone? Oh. 105 00:07:43,963 --> 00:07:45,714 That one had "hoot" written all over it. 106 00:07:45,882 --> 00:07:48,967 Um, all right. Uh, dermatologist. 107 00:07:51,721 --> 00:07:53,180 Allergist. 108 00:07:54,724 --> 00:07:56,391 Podiatrist. 109 00:07:57,602 --> 00:07:58,894 Supercuts? 110 00:07:59,770 --> 00:08:01,480 Okay, okay, here's a fun one. 111 00:08:01,647 --> 00:08:06,776 Um, I need a new picture frame and I have a hankering for Swedish meatballs. 112 00:08:06,944 --> 00:08:09,446 Who wants to spend the day with me at Ikea? 113 00:08:11,574 --> 00:08:13,241 - Their meatballs are good. - What? 114 00:08:13,409 --> 00:08:15,035 Nothing. Nothing. 115 00:08:17,914 --> 00:08:19,289 Hello, Stuart. 116 00:08:19,457 --> 00:08:21,833 Oh, hey, Sheldon. Can I help you find something today? 117 00:08:22,418 --> 00:08:24,794 No, I was just sitting at home... 118 00:08:24,962 --> 00:08:28,924 ...thinking about how it might be nice to catch up with my ninth-favorite person. 119 00:08:29,592 --> 00:08:31,843 - Ninth? - You moved up one. 120 00:08:32,720 --> 00:08:35,597 My pen pal in Somalia was kidnapped by pirates. 121 00:08:37,683 --> 00:08:39,309 So, uh, how are you? 122 00:08:39,852 --> 00:08:43,939 Uh, not so good. My shrink just killed himself... 123 00:08:44,607 --> 00:08:46,399 ...and blamed me in the note. 124 00:08:48,986 --> 00:08:50,987 Great, great. 125 00:08:52,490 --> 00:08:56,660 So, what's new with your family? How's your mother? Is she alive? 126 00:08:56,827 --> 00:08:58,119 Yeah. 127 00:08:58,287 --> 00:09:01,831 - Your father. Alive? - Yes. 128 00:09:01,999 --> 00:09:05,752 - How about your grandparents, they alive? - No. 129 00:09:05,920 --> 00:09:08,463 Oh, I'm so sorry for your loss. 130 00:09:08,631 --> 00:09:13,093 On a cheerier note, I have a teeth-cleaning appointment this afternoon. 131 00:09:13,261 --> 00:09:17,013 What do you say you take me over there, buddy boy? 132 00:09:17,640 --> 00:09:19,808 Sorry, you want me to take you to the dentist? 133 00:09:19,976 --> 00:09:22,644 Yes. And, now, I can't make any promises... 134 00:09:22,812 --> 00:09:27,857 ...but that's the sort of thing that gets a fella on the list for the number eight friend slot. 135 00:09:28,734 --> 00:09:31,319 Sheldon, I'm working. I can't take you to the dentist. 136 00:09:31,487 --> 00:09:37,158 Also, and I can't stress this enough, I don't want to take you to the dentist. 137 00:09:38,035 --> 00:09:40,829 Can't help a friend out in a time of need, huh? 138 00:09:40,997 --> 00:09:43,081 I see where your therapist was coming from. 139 00:09:48,920 --> 00:09:52,380 Ooh, ooh. What about we make your astronaut nickname... 140 00:09:52,548 --> 00:09:55,717 ...Howard "Buzz" Wolowitz? 141 00:09:56,761 --> 00:09:59,304 You can't do Buzz. Buzz is taken. 142 00:09:59,847 --> 00:10:01,932 Buzz Lightyear is not real. 143 00:10:05,728 --> 00:10:07,687 No, that's not what I'm talking about. 144 00:10:07,855 --> 00:10:10,607 Well, are you talking about when he thought he was real? 145 00:10:13,694 --> 00:10:14,986 No. 146 00:10:15,988 --> 00:10:20,075 Okay, um, oh, how about Crash? Howard "Crash" Wolowitz. 147 00:10:21,536 --> 00:10:26,373 Terrific. The astronauts would love hurtling through space with a guy named Crash. 148 00:10:27,792 --> 00:10:31,753 All right, uh, how about...? Oh, how about Rocket Man? 149 00:10:33,548 --> 00:10:35,841 That's not bad. Howard "Rocket Man" Wolowitz. 150 00:10:36,008 --> 00:10:38,885 It's great, but I told you, I don't get to pick my nickname. 151 00:10:39,053 --> 00:10:41,054 It has to come from the other astronauts. 152 00:10:41,222 --> 00:10:43,765 Maybe there's a way to get them to come up with it. 153 00:10:43,933 --> 00:10:45,350 Like how? 154 00:10:45,518 --> 00:10:47,686 Once I tried carrying around a Duncan yo-yo... 155 00:10:47,854 --> 00:10:51,022 ...hoping the other kids would start calling me Duncan. 156 00:10:51,524 --> 00:10:54,651 - Did it work? - No, they ended up calling me Sock Mouth... 157 00:10:56,487 --> 00:11:00,240 ...because they took away my yo-yo and stuffed their socks in my mouth. 158 00:11:02,535 --> 00:11:06,997 Okay. Uh, what if we make "Rocket Man" your ringtone... 159 00:11:07,165 --> 00:11:11,585 ...and the next time you talk to those guys, I'll call you and they'll hear it. 160 00:11:11,752 --> 00:11:13,378 That's not a terrible plan. 161 00:11:13,546 --> 00:11:16,798 They don't call me Brown Dynamite for nothing. 162 00:11:19,677 --> 00:11:21,344 - What's up? - What's up? 163 00:11:22,972 --> 00:11:24,598 You ever make it to the dentist? 164 00:11:24,765 --> 00:11:29,686 Not necessary. I found a service that'll send a van to your house for a teeth cleaning. 165 00:11:29,854 --> 00:11:31,855 Mostly they cater to dogs... 166 00:11:34,150 --> 00:11:37,319 ...but the fellow on the phone seemed to have an open mind. 167 00:11:37,570 --> 00:11:41,615 All right, Sheldon, if you need me to take you to the dentist, I will take you. 168 00:11:41,782 --> 00:11:44,409 Are you suggesting that you've come to your senses... 169 00:11:44,577 --> 00:11:49,289 ...and wish to reestablish the benefits that stem from the Roommate Agreement? 170 00:11:49,457 --> 00:11:54,002 Absolutely. If you admit you're a 30-year-old man incapable of functioning on his own. 171 00:11:54,629 --> 00:11:57,380 Ooh. Sock Mouth's got him on the ropes. 172 00:11:59,091 --> 00:12:02,219 I will admit nothing of the sort. And now, if you'll excuse me... 173 00:12:02,386 --> 00:12:06,723 ...I have to call my dentist and see if I can get my hair shampooed and nails clipped. 174 00:12:18,319 --> 00:12:21,363 - Oh, good, your power's out too. - Why is that good? 175 00:12:22,031 --> 00:12:25,408 Last month, I sent the electric company a Starbucks gift card... 176 00:12:25,576 --> 00:12:28,745 ...an apology note and a few snapshots of me in a bra. 177 00:12:30,165 --> 00:12:33,416 Power failure. Implementing power-failure protocol. 178 00:12:34,627 --> 00:12:38,421 What happened to all your glow-in-the-dark emergency-exit stuff painted on the floor? 179 00:12:38,589 --> 00:12:40,632 Oh, that was wildly carcinogenic. 180 00:12:41,133 --> 00:12:45,845 Anyway, too bad you're no longer entitled to the full benefits of my friendship... 181 00:12:46,013 --> 00:12:49,724 ...because I happen to be extremely prepared for such an emergency. 182 00:12:49,892 --> 00:12:52,644 Please try not to see anything by this light. 183 00:12:53,062 --> 00:12:54,104 It's not for you. 184 00:12:55,856 --> 00:12:58,441 It's a blackout, I'm sure the power will be back on soon. 185 00:12:58,609 --> 00:13:02,904 And I'm sure some fool in the Donner Party said the snow would stop any day now. 186 00:13:04,657 --> 00:13:06,366 I like to think they ate him first. 187 00:13:07,660 --> 00:13:09,369 I got candles in my apartment. 188 00:13:09,537 --> 00:13:12,872 Candles? During a blackout? Are you mad? That's a fire hazard. 189 00:13:13,040 --> 00:13:17,377 No, Pasadena Water and Power recommends the far safer glow stick. 190 00:13:18,754 --> 00:13:21,131 You call that a glow stick? 191 00:13:26,095 --> 00:13:28,096 That is a glow stick. 192 00:13:29,015 --> 00:13:30,098 Come on, let's go. 193 00:13:30,266 --> 00:13:31,933 Before you go, consider this: 194 00:13:32,101 --> 00:13:35,645 Not only do I have a deep-cycle marine battery power source... 195 00:13:35,813 --> 00:13:38,398 ...more than capable of running our entertainment system... 196 00:13:38,566 --> 00:13:43,236 ...I also have all 61 episodes of the BBC series Red Dwarf. 197 00:13:43,404 --> 00:13:46,364 And Fiddle Faddle. 198 00:13:46,532 --> 00:13:50,785 All yours if you're willing to reinstate the Roommate Agreement. 199 00:13:50,953 --> 00:13:54,622 I've got wine at my place and some bubble wrap we could pop. 200 00:13:59,462 --> 00:14:04,507 He'll be back. Wine and a girl in the dark, he's gonna be bored out of his mind. 201 00:14:06,552 --> 00:14:08,094 To wine and bubble wrap. 202 00:14:10,473 --> 00:14:14,184 And to not having to watch Sheldon demonstrate his reverse-osmosis machine... 203 00:14:14,352 --> 00:14:16,853 ...that converts urine into drinking water. 204 00:14:18,856 --> 00:14:22,942 You know, in Girl Scouts, Tammie Dineesha said you could do that with panty hose. 205 00:14:23,736 --> 00:14:25,570 Boy, was she wrong. 206 00:14:27,740 --> 00:14:29,282 Anyway, you wanna make out? 207 00:14:30,534 --> 00:14:34,579 I thought because our relationship's in a beta test, you wanted to take things slow. 208 00:14:35,122 --> 00:14:37,707 Okay. Do you wanna make out slow? 209 00:14:39,794 --> 00:14:43,463 I can go so slow it'll be like there's a snail in your mouth. 210 00:14:45,341 --> 00:14:46,966 Oh... 211 00:14:49,512 --> 00:14:52,013 Lucky for you there's nothing else to do right now. 212 00:14:54,600 --> 00:14:57,185 - Excuse me, Leonard. - Since when don't you knock? 213 00:14:57,353 --> 00:14:59,479 It's, like, the only good thing about you. 214 00:15:00,398 --> 00:15:03,775 Social niceties have been suspended. We're in a state of emergency. 215 00:15:04,402 --> 00:15:06,986 The world has descended into darkened turmoil... 216 00:15:07,154 --> 00:15:10,532 ...lawlessness and savagery are the order of the day. 217 00:15:11,325 --> 00:15:13,493 - Fine, what is it? - I'm making s'mores. 218 00:15:14,995 --> 00:15:18,331 I wanted to alert you in case you smelled caramelizing marshmallows... 219 00:15:18,499 --> 00:15:21,126 ...and thought a nearby candy factory was on fire. 220 00:15:21,293 --> 00:15:23,420 - S'mores, huh? Good for you. - Yes. 221 00:15:23,587 --> 00:15:28,800 Or good for us if you sign here and reinstate the full Roommate Agreement. 222 00:15:29,009 --> 00:15:30,051 No, thanks, I'm good. 223 00:15:30,219 --> 00:15:32,137 Really? Oh. 224 00:15:32,304 --> 00:15:35,932 Okay. In that case, I will have a s'more by myself. 225 00:15:36,100 --> 00:15:39,352 And then I'm gonna have some more. 226 00:15:42,857 --> 00:15:44,232 By myself. 227 00:15:44,942 --> 00:15:46,943 - Aw. - Now, don't "aw" him... 228 00:15:47,111 --> 00:15:48,445 ...he brought all this on himself. 229 00:15:48,612 --> 00:15:50,947 - But he's sad. - No, he's crazy. 230 00:15:51,115 --> 00:15:54,117 Sometimes crazy looks like sad so it'll suck you back in. 231 00:15:56,954 --> 00:15:58,621 I think he misses his little buddy. 232 00:16:00,708 --> 00:16:02,333 Fine. 233 00:16:02,585 --> 00:16:07,547 But mark my words, this frustrating bogus teenage make out session is not over. 234 00:16:17,725 --> 00:16:19,392 You said candles were dangerous. 235 00:16:19,560 --> 00:16:21,394 This is a Bunsen burner. 236 00:16:23,189 --> 00:16:25,565 I'm a scientist. I know what I'm doing. 237 00:16:26,692 --> 00:16:28,109 Oh, drat. 238 00:16:33,449 --> 00:16:37,952 Oh. It took me a gallon of urine to make that water. 239 00:16:41,332 --> 00:16:44,792 Listen, Sheldon, this is stupid. I don't see why we can't be friends. 240 00:16:44,960 --> 00:16:47,712 I'm willing to drive you and help you out with stuff... 241 00:16:47,880 --> 00:16:50,423 ...I just don't want to because of some agreement. 242 00:16:51,091 --> 00:16:54,511 - What are you proposing? - That we go back to the way things were. 243 00:16:54,678 --> 00:16:57,972 But when I do something for you, you show a little appreciation. 244 00:16:58,599 --> 00:17:00,475 How would I do that? 245 00:17:01,936 --> 00:17:05,188 - You say "thank you." - Every time? 246 00:17:07,274 --> 00:17:08,775 It's not crazy. 247 00:17:09,735 --> 00:17:11,319 Counter-proposal. 248 00:17:11,487 --> 00:17:14,948 We reinstate the full Roommate Agreement with the following addendum: 249 00:17:15,115 --> 00:17:20,036 In the spirit of Mother's Day or Father's Day, once a year... 250 00:17:20,204 --> 00:17:24,332 ...we set aside a day to celebrate all your contributions to my life... 251 00:17:24,500 --> 00:17:27,627 ...both actual and imagined by you. 252 00:17:29,046 --> 00:17:30,922 We could call it Leonard's Day. 253 00:17:32,633 --> 00:17:34,717 I kind of like the sound of that. 254 00:17:34,885 --> 00:17:37,929 Of course you do. It's about you, like everything else. 255 00:17:38,305 --> 00:17:43,351 Oh, thank goodness. I don't think I had it in me to make another glass of water. 256 00:17:43,519 --> 00:17:46,354 So do I get breakfast in bed on Leonard's Day? 257 00:17:46,522 --> 00:17:48,481 - No. - Can I sit in your spot? 258 00:17:48,649 --> 00:17:51,359 - No. - Could I control the thermostat? 259 00:17:51,527 --> 00:17:53,570 - No. - Do I get a card? 260 00:17:53,737 --> 00:17:55,405 Of course you get a card. 261 00:17:56,282 --> 00:17:58,032 It's Leonard's Day. 262 00:17:58,951 --> 00:18:02,287 Hey, guys. The building manager said the reason the power went out... 263 00:18:02,454 --> 00:18:06,374 ...is someone went into the basement and pulled the main breaker switch. 264 00:18:09,295 --> 00:18:10,670 Really. 265 00:18:12,089 --> 00:18:13,881 Who do you think did that, Sheldon? 266 00:18:14,174 --> 00:18:16,926 Oh, I don't know. 267 00:18:19,346 --> 00:18:23,349 But whoever that mystery man was, you should be eternally grateful... 268 00:18:23,517 --> 00:18:26,978 ...for without him, there would be no Leonard's Day. 269 00:18:27,938 --> 00:18:29,022 Leonard's Day? 270 00:18:29,189 --> 00:18:31,733 No pressure, just get him a crummy card, you're good. 271 00:18:37,663 --> 00:18:40,206 All right, test my ringtone. 272 00:18:40,374 --> 00:18:42,125 Rocket man 273 00:18:42,292 --> 00:18:44,877 Burning out his fuse up here alone 274 00:18:45,045 --> 00:18:49,382 - It really is a good song. - Yeah, there's a reason he's Sir Elton John. 275 00:18:49,550 --> 00:18:53,344 They don't make you a knight for writing "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go." 276 00:18:54,680 --> 00:18:57,140 Howard, are you coming down for breakfast? 277 00:18:57,307 --> 00:19:01,352 Ma, I told you, I have a video conference with NASA! I said don't bother me! 278 00:19:01,520 --> 00:19:04,647 Ooh, listen to Mr. Big-Shot-Astronaut! 279 00:19:04,815 --> 00:19:08,359 Yes, please listen to Mr. Big-Shot-Astronaut! 280 00:19:13,031 --> 00:19:14,574 Hey. Good morning. 281 00:19:14,741 --> 00:19:17,034 Hey, Howard. Thanks for getting up so early. 282 00:19:17,536 --> 00:19:19,829 No problem, Dr. Massimino. 283 00:19:19,997 --> 00:19:21,664 The guys here call me Mass. 284 00:19:21,832 --> 00:19:26,335 Mass. That's a cool nickname, because force equals mass times acceleration. 285 00:19:26,879 --> 00:19:30,173 Yeah. It's just short for Massimino. 286 00:19:32,384 --> 00:19:34,427 Anyway, the plan for this morning is to go over the... 287 00:19:35,971 --> 00:19:37,763 Sorry. My phone. 288 00:19:39,016 --> 00:19:40,683 What is that? Is that "Rocket Man"? 289 00:19:40,851 --> 00:19:44,770 Yeah, it's my ringtone. Kind of my favorite song, "Rocket Man." 290 00:19:45,397 --> 00:19:49,609 Howard, your Froot Loops are getting soggy! 291 00:19:51,278 --> 00:19:52,570 Not now! 292 00:19:53,113 --> 00:19:55,948 - Who's that? - My mom. Sorry. 293 00:19:56,116 --> 00:19:59,285 No problem, Fruit Loops.