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And this is little nudge
academy's nap room.
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Donated by the CFO of Disney.
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I read about this online.
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The entire floor
is tempur-pedic, honey.
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Look at this.
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Oh, wow.
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Oh, yes.
Honey, you got to get in here.
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I swear, you could put
a couple glasses of red wine
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on here and jump up and down,
and it wouldn't spill at all.
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Not that we've tested that.
It's...
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We don't drink in bed.
Or ever.
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Well, we find that a good nap
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primes our students
for analytic learning.
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Analytical... okay, well
our daughter, like,
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zero years old.
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Well, you're smart
to vet schools now.
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Little nudge's waiting list
is two years long.
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Wow.
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Well, let me show you our music room.
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- We just got a new Steinway.
- Oh.
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Babe, don't you think
we should just send her
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to the pre-school
that's near our house.
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I mean, it's nice and normal.
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Little nudge is the best, honey.
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Our methods work.
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The data show that
72% of our students
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graduate from Ivy league colleges.
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Ivy league, Chris.
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Oh, my God, yeah.
Can picture Amy at Harvard, huh?
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Yeah.
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Fall foliage, and just rowing crew
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and dating a vice president's son.
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But chaste.
I mean, none of the...
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What can we do to make sure
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that our daughter
gets into this school?
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Well, there are many factors
involved in the process.
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A child's aptitude.
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- Off the charts.
- Their acclimation to others.
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- She has a very social gaze.
- Yeah.
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Multilingual exposure.
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Podemos hablar poquito.
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donating time or sourcing
financial support.
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We have a charity auction
every year, and unfortunately
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the parent who is leading it
had to drop out.
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I'll do it!
I'll run the auction.
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Whoa.
Babe, I don't know if...
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I produce 120 hours
of TV a year, honey.
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I think I can produce
a charity auction.
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I'll go grab some info,
and you can commence promptly.
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Oh.
"Commence promptly."
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Way to not split the infinitive.
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- Did I just split the infinitive?
- I don't know what that is.
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Sync and correction by Mlmlte
www.addic7ed.com
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You will donate a weekend
at canyon ranch?
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Great. But there's got to be
a spa package in there, okay?
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Oh, thank you.
Boom!
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I'm sorry. I, uh,
should have hung up first.
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But I did mean "boom."
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Yeah, all right.
Thank you so much.
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All right, babe, I'm going
to go pick up Casey
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from the airport.
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Were you just lifting weights so that
you would look strong for your brother?
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No.
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Yes, you did.
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You just yoked up.
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You're yoked, look at that.
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Every time your brother come to town,
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you got to butch yourself up.
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No, I don't.
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Yes, you do.
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You strut around with
your chest all puffed up
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and those, like, "what are
you looking at?" Arms.
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Don't be threatened
by my masculinity.
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It only exists to love and protect.
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Sweetie, I love Casey.
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But this never-ending one-upping,
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it's like you're teenagers.
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It just would be nice
if your relationship
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would mature past a push-up contest.
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He wins because his form is bad.
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You haven't seen him in a year,
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and you could be closer.
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Yeah, I would like
the dynamic to change.
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And I think that I'm a new man.
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I put the law firm madness behind me,
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and I love being a stay-at-home dad.
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And I'm very comfortable
in my own skin.
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Are you wearing cologne?
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It's bear musk.
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Put it on before the conversation.
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- Hello.
- Good morning!
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Good morning.
Ah, thank you.
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More auction items came in.
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Oh, wonder...
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Oh, look at this.
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I had to pull a few favors
to get this stuff overnighted.
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But no big deal,
just an auction genius.
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All right, let's see
what we've got here.
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My goodness.
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Ah, a Tiffany keychain.
Check.
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Thank you, Missy, so much.
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I couldn't have done any
of this without you.
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I would do anything to
help Amy get a good education.
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I mean, Oakland public schools
made me tough as nails,
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but that had consequences.
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Don't walk up on me!
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It's a friend.
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Sorry.
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Hey, h
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what's all this?
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Uh, we are hosting a charity auction
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for Amy's future preschool.
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- Oh.
- And the coup de grace...
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- Yes?
- You are the MC!
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Yay.
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I'm sorry, sweetie.
I don't do auctions.
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They give me agita.
I'll write a check instead.
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No, no.
We need you, not your money.
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Come on, this is for
a very good cause,
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I.E., getting her into a school
with a petting zoo.
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- I hate speaking fast.
- You used to rap.
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The room's always too hot.
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You endorse a line of space heaters.
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I don't like to be on
when I'm away from my set.
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You give away headshots to strangers.
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And anyway, Kevin and I
are taking my boat
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to Catalina Island that morning.
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I thought you were
selling the super freak 2?
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It's tough to move
a psychedelic houseboat
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in this market.
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When you get to Kuala Lumpur,
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Casey.
Casey.
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When you get there,
you tell Tengku Casey sent you.
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Okay?
Wow, you're so pretty.
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Look at you go.
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Dude, what a classic.
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Whoa, hey.
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Your shoulders,
they feel a little thin.
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You stop working out on me?
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Come on, man.
No, I'm working out
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at the gym everyday.
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Plus I'm supplementing with p90x.
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You got to upgrade to insanity.
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It's a total body experience.
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I could leap from here
on top of that ATM, no problem.
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Come on, man.
Give me a hug, bro.
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Get in here, little brother.
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Argh!
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Wow, that the best you got?
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- Yeah.
- Uhh!
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Bro, what's up with
all this pop-country, huh?
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Oh, yeah.
No, Reagan must've gotten
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her hands on my radio.
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I do not listen to lady antebellum.
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Yeah.
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It's great to see you, Casey.
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You too, brother.
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I'm so excited for you
to meet your niece, Amy.
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Oh, man, me too.
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I've just been so swamped
travelling for work.
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These global markets,
they never close, bro.
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You know? Ever.
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Global markets.
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Man, you are killing it, huh?
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- Eh.
- Oh, what am I talking about?
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You were always killing it.
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So, uh, how's work going?
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What's that?
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Well, the last time we talked,
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you were on track to be partner.
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Yeah, you know, actually, um...
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Oh.
I'm sorry, you didn't make it?
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Hey, look, brother.
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Don't feel bad, right?
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No, dude, I'm...
I'm killing it, yeah.
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- Yeah?
- Yeah.
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Yeah, taking care of business, bro.
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- All right.
- T.C.B.
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Yeah, t.C.B.
That's my little brother, huh?
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Yeah, crazy billable hours.
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Hell yeah!
My boy, my boy.
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Whoa!
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What is that?
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Yeah.
I know.
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You and Reagan, you guys
getting a little kinky,
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a little freaky?
Huh?
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No, no, no, that's uh...
It's a baby Bjorn, man.
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Huh?
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No, it's just to
carry my baby, my child.
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- Oh, God.
- Yeah, no.
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Oh, man, I'm sorry about that.
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Don't worry about it, dude, that's...
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So you're killing it
at work, right?
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- Yeah.
- Right, right, right.
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Just laying waste, dude.
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- Yeah, man.
- Ohh.
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Hey, do you have time for a visitor?
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I'm pretty busy.
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There's a Raquel Welch
crystal light commercial
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from the '80s that I have to see.
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Wow, maybe you could teach
this visitor about the Internet.
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Oh, my God.
Reagan.
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The little nudge academy
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would have taught her about that,
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but she doesn't get
to go there now, so...
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Auntie Ava, you may have
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stunted my development,
but I know you still love me.
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You think a creepy baby voice
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and a grim hypothetical
will get me to your auction?
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Think again.
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Oh, did not know
Amy was going to get involved.
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That coo is my kryptonite.
Keep her back!
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Oh, no.
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I love you.
You're so pretty.
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What's this.
What's that?
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I'm gonna get you.
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Pick and roll!
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Ohh, you are ruthless.
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And so are you, Reagan.
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All right, I'll do your auction.
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I didn't even have
to bring out the big guns.
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- Lethal cuteness.
- What?
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You will stop at nothing.
Put those on her right now.
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Dude, I can't believe you sent this.
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You did not need to get her
such an expensive gift.
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Hey, nothing but the best
for my little niece.
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It's crazy, you did this.
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- It's a miracle.
- Oh, you know what?
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While I'm down here,
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I think I might just
bang out a quick set.
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One, two...
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Let me get in on that, bro.
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Three, four, got to keep up.
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Start again.
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- Five, six...
- Dude, those don't count.
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- No.
- It's marine style.
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I'm counting them.
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- Pass on the way down.
- 15, 16...
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Down and top.
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Hey, guys.
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Hey, babe, look who I found.
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- Hey.
- I'm watching you.
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Hey, so it's been...
Oh, hi, yeah, it's been...
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Dude I just did like
four while you were there.
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So long since I've...
Since I've seen you.
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Dude, you were holding it down low.
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- Yeah?
- All righty.
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Dude, my heart rate we down.
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Really? Because I think you're gonna
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have a heart attack any second now.
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See that right there?
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Welcome to the rest
of your life, honey.
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- Switch hands.
- All right.
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What you're about to enjoy
is a brassy little Pinot
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from the Russian River Valley
in Sonoma.
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00:08:40,060 --> 00:08:42,480
Pairs well with lamb and family.
259
00:08:42,646 --> 00:08:43,898
Hmm.
260
00:08:44,064 --> 00:08:45,191
I'm sorry, it might be just
me, but it feels like
261
00:08:45,316 --> 00:08:46,993
this needs to, like, breathe,
or it hasn't really
262
00:08:47,118 --> 00:08:48,661
opened yet or something, right?
263
00:08:48,786 --> 00:08:51,129
Reagan, I can't believe you
had a baby, look at you.
264
00:08:51,254 --> 00:08:52,782
If I was a chick, I would hate you.
265
00:08:52,948 --> 00:08:53,950
Oh, God, no.
266
00:08:54,656 --> 00:08:56,400
So, Casey...
What do you think about
267
00:08:56,525 --> 00:08:59,501
Chris's new life change, huh?
268
00:08:59,626 --> 00:09:00,569
Big ol' life change.
269
00:09:00,694 --> 00:09:03,104
About the, um...
The baby. Huh?
270
00:09:03,229 --> 00:09:04,439
What does that...
271
00:09:04,710 --> 00:09:05,712
No, I'm talking about
the fact that you...
272
00:09:05,878 --> 00:09:07,380
The fact that we had the baby.
273
00:09:07,546 --> 00:09:08,923
Yes, with the...
274
00:09:09,089 --> 00:09:10,967
I'm sorry.
Work is blowing up, oh, man.
275
00:09:11,133 --> 00:09:13,146
The yen is punching
the euro in the balls.
276
00:09:13,271 --> 00:09:14,637
Oh, man.
That's not good.
277
00:09:15,517 --> 00:09:18,266
What's...
What's with the... and the blah.
278
00:09:18,432 --> 00:09:21,418
He thinks that I'm still working,
279
00:09:21,543 --> 00:09:23,313
and that, also, I might be a partner.
280
00:09:23,479 --> 00:09:26,274
Oh, my...
What is wrong with you?
281
00:09:26,440 --> 00:09:27,924
He just assumed that I was
still there, all right.
282
00:09:28,049 --> 00:09:29,125
And we started talking
about killing it
283
00:09:29,250 --> 00:09:30,570
and it all got away from me.
284
00:09:30,736 --> 00:09:33,494
This is such teenage crap.
You know that, right?
285
00:09:33,619 --> 00:09:35,730
You too are grown men, okay?
286
00:09:35,855 --> 00:09:38,031
I mean, you've had sex with ladies.
287
00:09:38,156 --> 00:09:39,370
With hot ladies.
288
00:09:39,536 --> 00:09:40,967
You're talking about you, right?
289
00:09:41,092 --> 00:09:42,123
Calm it down.
290
00:09:42,289 --> 00:09:43,271
Now, is this the kind of relationship
291
00:09:43,396 --> 00:09:44,839
- that you want to have with him?
- No, it's not.
292
00:09:44,964 --> 00:09:46,508
But it's the relationship
that we've always had.
293
00:09:46,633 --> 00:09:48,046
He'd go out for basketball,
I'd go out for basketball.
294
00:09:48,212 --> 00:09:49,339
He became a wall street star,
295
00:09:49,505 --> 00:09:50,944
I became a big shot lawyer,
296
00:09:51,069 --> 00:09:53,013
who's like a top-of-his-field guy,
297
00:09:53,138 --> 00:09:55,011
- sort of a hero in the eyes of many.
- Huh?
298
00:09:55,639 --> 00:09:57,449
Look, the point is
that we feed off each other.
299
00:09:57,574 --> 00:09:59,518
You know, yeah, of course
I wish we were closer,
300
00:09:59,643 --> 00:10:00,886
we're just not.
301
00:10:01,011 --> 00:10:02,977
Well, you have to start
by being honest with him.
302
00:10:03,143 --> 00:10:04,555
I haven't found the right moment yet,
303
00:10:04,680 --> 00:10:06,231
he's really pushing my buttons, okay?
304
00:10:06,397 --> 00:10:09,592
Hey, case, buddy,
could I talk to you for a sec?
305
00:10:09,717 --> 00:10:12,028
Actually, you know what?
I got to talk to you about something.
306
00:10:12,153 --> 00:10:13,238
Look what I found
in our mother's storage unit,
307
00:10:13,588 --> 00:10:14,698
scanned for your viewing pleasure.
308
00:10:14,823 --> 00:10:16,866
- Come on, man.
- What is it?
309
00:10:17,032 --> 00:10:18,701
You remember when
you were a tween model?
310
00:10:18,826 --> 00:10:21,120
- Oh, my God.
- No, it gets better, watch.
311
00:10:21,286 --> 00:10:23,915
Check out these husky photos.
312
00:10:24,081 --> 00:10:25,273
Okay, well, husky's a reference
313
00:10:25,398 --> 00:10:26,540
to the brand name, not my...
314
00:10:26,665 --> 00:10:28,795
No, no, no.
You modeled big boy clothes.
315
00:10:30,254 --> 00:10:31,214
Let me see.
Oh, my God.
316
00:10:31,380 --> 00:10:33,258
Honey, you're wearing a bib overall.
317
00:10:33,424 --> 00:10:34,244
Well, it was a little...
318
00:10:34,369 --> 00:10:36,427
Look at him doing the model eyes.
319
00:10:37,672 --> 00:10:39,282
By the way,
my face just looks like this.
320
00:10:39,407 --> 00:10:40,682
All right?
That's not...
321
00:10:40,848 --> 00:10:41,884
And by the way, I'll have you know
322
00:10:42,009 --> 00:10:43,352
that I took the cash from this
323
00:10:43,477 --> 00:10:45,478
and I bought a super rad
motocross bike.
324
00:10:45,644 --> 00:10:48,422
Should have bought a treadmill
is what he should have done.
325
00:10:48,547 --> 00:10:51,657
I'm sorry.
I'm so sorry.
326
00:10:51,782 --> 00:10:53,025
Okay, you know what?
I'm going to hit the sack.
327
00:10:53,150 --> 00:10:54,894
Because, I have big day
tomorrow and I don't want
328
00:10:55,019 --> 00:10:56,730
to crash and burn
in front of the partners,
329
00:10:56,855 --> 00:10:59,033
of which, I am one.
330
00:10:59,199 --> 00:11:01,368
- Good night.
- Good night.
331
00:11:01,493 --> 00:11:02,662
Send those to me right now.
332
00:11:02,828 --> 00:11:04,970
I flew all the way out here,
I needed this.
333
00:11:05,095 --> 00:11:07,039
It was supposed to be a sure thing.
334
00:11:07,164 --> 00:11:08,940
Okay, okay.
All right, a right.
335
00:11:09,065 --> 00:11:11,879
Just... just call me
if anything opens up
336
00:11:12,045 --> 00:11:14,048
on the Nikkei stock exchange.
337
00:11:14,214 --> 00:11:16,301
Right, yeah, yeah.
Okay, thank you very much.
338
00:11:16,467 --> 00:11:19,137
Alright, sayonara.
Okay, bye-bye.
339
00:11:19,303 --> 00:11:20,148
Sorry, case.
I just needed to come out
340
00:11:20,273 --> 00:11:21,931
and get her toys and stuff.
341
00:11:22,097 --> 00:11:24,084
Oh, no, no, it's okay.
I'm just doing deals, right?
342
00:11:24,209 --> 00:11:25,386
Yeah.
343
00:11:25,511 --> 00:11:27,937
Okay, what's wrong?
Something's off.
344
00:11:28,103 --> 00:11:30,992
What? No, nothing's off.
It's all good, Reagan.
345
00:11:31,117 --> 00:11:34,593
Oh, come on.
You're all riled up.
346
00:11:34,718 --> 00:11:36,070
Your hair is kind of scraggly.
347
00:11:36,236 --> 00:11:38,096
And honestly,
you usually smell pretty good,
348
00:11:38,221 --> 00:11:42,035
but that cologne, Casey,
it's...
349
00:11:42,201 --> 00:11:46,902
That's designer imposter, isn't it?
350
00:11:47,027 --> 00:11:48,166
It's red suede for men.
351
00:11:48,332 --> 00:11:49,500
Oh, boy.
352
00:11:49,666 --> 00:11:50,738
I saw it by the counter
at the rite-aid
353
00:11:50,863 --> 00:11:52,806
when I was buying a box fan.
354
00:11:52,931 --> 00:11:56,841
For legal reasons, they had
to spell suede with a "w."
355
00:11:57,007 --> 00:12:00,803
I-I lost my job a year ago.
356
00:12:00,969 --> 00:12:03,765
Casey, I'm so sorry.
357
00:12:03,931 --> 00:12:05,052
I came out here for a job interview,
358
00:12:05,177 --> 00:12:06,353
and it fell through.
359
00:12:06,478 --> 00:12:08,789
And now my Tampa-based
headhunter is wondering
360
00:12:08,914 --> 00:12:10,690
why I just said,
"sayonara," you know?
361
00:12:10,815 --> 00:12:13,459
I mean, Chucky just must
think I'm losing it.
362
00:12:13,732 --> 00:12:15,628
Your headhunter's name is Chucky?
363
00:12:15,753 --> 00:12:18,630
Not like, "Chuck" or "Charles"
or anything?
364
00:12:18,904 --> 00:12:21,783
No, Chucky sounds...
Chucky sounds young and hungry.
365
00:12:21,949 --> 00:12:25,787
Reagan, just... please, please
don't tell Chris about this.
366
00:12:25,953 --> 00:12:28,038
I won't.
367
00:12:28,163 --> 00:12:29,373
But you know what?
You should.
368
00:12:29,498 --> 00:12:32,700
Casey, he loves you so much.
369
00:12:33,293 --> 00:12:35,380
No matter what, he wants
to hr about your life.
370
00:12:35,546 --> 00:12:38,682
No, I... I can't.
371
00:12:38,807 --> 00:12:40,216
I mean, if... if Chris
thinks I'm a loser,
372
00:12:40,341 --> 00:12:42,053
then I don't even know who I am.
373
00:12:44,311 --> 00:12:45,848
Oh, Casey.
374
00:12:46,014 --> 00:12:47,856
No, no, no, it's the red suede.
375
00:12:47,981 --> 00:12:49,157
It's just burning my eyes.
376
00:12:49,282 --> 00:12:50,853
- Oh, gosh.
- It's like Tabasco.
377
00:12:51,019 --> 00:12:52,980
That's gotta smart.
378
00:12:56,089 --> 00:12:57,944
This place is so nice.
379
00:12:58,110 --> 00:12:59,195
I know, right?
380
00:12:59,361 --> 00:13:00,405
Where are the metal detectors?
381
00:13:00,859 --> 00:13:02,407
It's a pre-school.
382
00:13:02,573 --> 00:13:04,369
Things were different in Oakland.
383
00:13:04,494 --> 00:13:06,471
You know the saying,
"youngs be strapped
384
00:13:06,596 --> 00:13:08,905
with the sharpest shivs"?
385
00:13:09,030 --> 00:13:11,416
Did they need a metal
detector for you, Missy?
386
00:13:11,582 --> 00:13:13,932
Guess we should start
putting some bids in, huh?
387
00:13:14,057 --> 00:13:15,967
Kind of had my eye on this
guitar lessons from
388
00:13:16,092 --> 00:13:19,340
Poison's C. C. Deville.
Thinking about--
389
00:13:19,506 --> 00:13:21,137
actually, I'm buying you
guitar lessons
390
00:13:21,262 --> 00:13:23,010
om Poison's C. C. Deville.
391
00:13:23,364 --> 00:13:24,640
There you go, how's that?
392
00:13:24,765 --> 00:13:26,175
All right, yeah.
No problem.
393
00:13:26,300 --> 00:13:27,709
I'll just jump in there myself.
394
00:13:27,834 --> 00:13:29,600
Maybe I'll do... that.
395
00:13:29,766 --> 00:13:31,045
You're going to call it now.
396
00:13:31,170 --> 00:13:32,437
I'm gonna add two zeros.
397
00:13:32,603 --> 00:13:33,614
How's that?
398
00:13:33,739 --> 00:13:35,548
Bam, no problem that's all right.
399
00:13:35,673 --> 00:13:36,983
I just made a slight error.
400
00:13:37,149 --> 00:13:39,193
Move the decimal and add a zero.
401
00:13:39,359 --> 00:13:40,752
How about that?
402
00:13:40,877 --> 00:13:42,021
- Do you mind if...
- Not going to happen, man.
403
00:13:42,146 --> 00:13:43,322
We're kind of
in the middle of something.
404
00:13:43,447 --> 00:13:45,124
This is the closest
you're getting to C. C.
405
00:13:45,249 --> 00:13:46,425
And his north Hollywood studio.
406
00:13:46,550 --> 00:13:48,619
Yeah.
Biddings are closed, so...
407
00:13:49,886 --> 00:13:53,791
Oh, here she is.
408
00:13:53,957 --> 00:13:55,900
She's even more commanding in person.
409
00:13:56,025 --> 00:13:57,526
Uh-huh. Yeah.
410
00:14:01,197 --> 00:14:02,550
- Uh, you okay?
- This keeps happening.
411
00:14:03,111 --> 00:14:04,635
- What?
- You know what they say.
412
00:14:04,801 --> 00:14:07,778
Pashmina caught in a door
twice, shame on me.
413
00:14:07,903 --> 00:14:08,973
Okay, here we go.
414
00:14:09,139 --> 00:14:11,517
Just open the door,
that all you got to do.
415
00:14:11,683 --> 00:14:14,020
- Okay.
- Thank you.
416
00:14:14,186 --> 00:14:15,605
Honey, have you been drinking?
417
00:14:15,771 --> 00:14:17,690
I've been boating all day,
these are sea legs.
418
00:14:17,856 --> 00:14:19,775
Okay, your breath smells of alcohol.
419
00:14:19,941 --> 00:14:21,903
Well, of course I had a boat drink.
420
00:14:22,069 --> 00:14:22,904
A boat drink?
421
00:14:23,070 --> 00:14:24,926
One small rum concoction,
422
00:14:25,051 --> 00:14:27,631
served in a plastic sand bucket.
423
00:14:27,756 --> 00:14:29,452
It was to loosen up
my auction tongue.
424
00:14:29,618 --> 00:14:31,201
What's this?
425
00:14:31,326 --> 00:14:34,040
well, of course I had a limo drink.
426
00:14:34,206 --> 00:14:35,541
Okay, not every vehicle
has to to have a drink.
427
00:14:35,707 --> 00:14:39,208
I am fine.
Fine.
428
00:14:39,333 --> 00:14:40,933
Wow, great.
429
00:14:43,221 --> 00:14:46,302
Do I have 500?
Let me see 500.
430
00:14:46,468 --> 00:14:47,637
Five, five.
Thank you, sir.
431
00:14:47,803 --> 00:14:49,850
That's our jive,
look alive, feeling live.
432
00:14:49,975 --> 00:14:52,225
Let's look at 750.
750, 750.
433
00:14:52,391 --> 00:14:54,921
Hi, hi.
434
00:14:55,046 --> 00:14:58,223
I saw you come in with the Benz
with really nice rims.
435
00:14:58,348 --> 00:15:01,559
Why don't you get the paddle up?
Okay? Thank you.
436
00:15:01,684 --> 00:15:03,069
Thank you sir, that feels great.
437
00:15:06,488 --> 00:15:08,324
What you say, sir?
Better get off your butt.
438
00:15:08,490 --> 00:15:09,798
Better get off your butt.
439
00:15:09,923 --> 00:15:10,868
If you know what,
you better get off your butt.
440
00:15:11,091 --> 00:15:12,267
It's almost ten.
441
00:15:12,392 --> 00:15:13,663
That's a ten!
Let me say it again,
442
00:15:13,829 --> 00:15:15,970
that's a ten...
Going once, going twice.
443
00:15:16,095 --> 00:15:18,840
Hot diggity doggity,
millity vanillity,
444
00:15:18,965 --> 00:15:20,874
sold to the guy in the suspenders.
445
00:15:20,999 --> 00:15:22,442
Thank you, Missy.
446
00:15:22,567 --> 00:15:26,779
Moving on to lot 44,
an Australian surf vacation.
447
00:15:26,904 --> 00:15:29,345
We are very close to our goal,
448
00:15:29,511 --> 00:15:33,599
so let's start the bidding at $3,500.
449
00:15:33,765 --> 00:15:36,156
Man, I've always wanted
to go surfing in Australia.
450
00:15:36,281 --> 00:15:37,603
I heard the waves break
the other way down there.
451
00:15:37,769 --> 00:15:39,981
Ah, carving it up down under is wild.
452
00:15:40,147 --> 00:15:41,691
Well, I do have some
vacation days coming.
453
00:15:41,857 --> 00:15:43,317
I got a huge bonus on the way.
454
00:15:43,483 --> 00:15:44,652
3,500!
455
00:15:44,818 --> 00:15:45,695
That's it, 3,500.
There we go.
456
00:15:45,861 --> 00:15:47,233
Four large!
457
00:15:47,358 --> 00:15:49,448
- 4,100 large.
- 4,500.
458
00:15:49,614 --> 00:15:50,825
Everything okay for you with...
459
00:15:50,991 --> 00:15:52,410
Oh, it's fabulous.
460
00:15:52,576 --> 00:15:55,172
I'm just happy to help, really.
461
00:15:55,297 --> 00:15:57,641
Amy and I, we're...
I think we just have
462
00:15:57,766 --> 00:15:59,058
- the same gene.
- Oh yeah.
463
00:15:59,183 --> 00:16:00,459
- You know, we're doers.
- Uh-huh.
464
00:16:00,968 --> 00:16:03,211
A lot of babies, they
look at the world like,
465
00:16:03,336 --> 00:16:05,172
"hey, whatever, world."
But not Amy. She's like,
466
00:16:05,338 --> 00:16:07,675
"what's up?
How can I help you?"
467
00:16:07,841 --> 00:16:09,635
Mm-mm.
And Ava is amazing.
468
00:16:09,801 --> 00:16:12,471
6,500!
469
00:16:12,637 --> 00:16:14,932
I love how she lit up
those insecure, competitive men.
470
00:16:15,098 --> 00:16:16,756
7,500.
471
00:16:16,881 --> 00:16:17,894
8,000.
472
00:16:18,060 --> 00:16:20,313
- 8,000! Great!
- Idiots.
473
00:16:20,479 --> 00:16:22,481
8,500.
Put that down.
474
00:16:22,647 --> 00:16:24,462
- $10,000.
- 10,500--
475
00:16:24,587 --> 00:16:25,693
give me the paddles.
476
00:16:25,859 --> 00:16:26,819
Give me the paddles right now.
477
00:16:26,985 --> 00:16:29,066
Give it to me. Go.
478
00:16:29,191 --> 00:16:30,600
Just because you're not my husband
479
00:16:30,725 --> 00:16:32,168
does not mean I won't paddle you, go.
480
00:16:32,293 --> 00:16:33,284
Ow!
481
00:16:33,450 --> 00:16:37,747
Makes my big toe shoot up in my boot.
482
00:16:39,431 --> 00:16:42,377
Ignore their bids.
483
00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:45,671
Do I hear 11,000
for an Australian vacation?
484
00:16:45,837 --> 00:16:47,446
Crikey!
485
00:16:47,571 --> 00:16:49,248
You two have gone completely insane.
486
00:16:49,373 --> 00:16:51,427
Now look, I know that
I promised I wasn't
487
00:16:51,593 --> 00:16:54,096
going to say anything,
but you two need to talk.
488
00:16:54,262 --> 00:16:57,016
Right now.
So start saying things
489
00:16:57,182 --> 00:16:58,351
on the count of three.
490
00:16:58,517 --> 00:16:59,352
One.
491
00:16:59,518 --> 00:17:00,519
Two.
492
00:17:00,685 --> 00:17:01,824
Three.
493
00:17:01,949 --> 00:17:03,292
- I make seven figures.
- I can do 40 chin-ups in a row.
494
00:17:03,417 --> 00:17:05,191
God, you guys suck.
Will you stop sucking?
495
00:17:05,357 --> 00:17:06,317
- Ow.
- Ow!
496
00:17:10,320 --> 00:17:12,990
I quit the firm so that
I could stay home with Amy.
497
00:17:13,156 --> 00:17:14,601
I'm not a lawyer anymore.
498
00:17:14,726 --> 00:17:17,453
I'm... not killing it.
499
00:17:17,619 --> 00:17:19,330
Seriously?
500
00:17:24,302 --> 00:17:26,378
I haven't worked in a year.
501
00:17:26,545 --> 00:17:27,964
Deutsche Bank let me go.
502
00:17:28,130 --> 00:17:29,838
Oh, my God.
Casey, I didn't...
503
00:17:33,843 --> 00:17:35,119
Do you know how hard it is
504
00:17:35,244 --> 00:17:37,488
to be fired by
a guy with a German accent?
505
00:17:37,613 --> 00:17:39,222
Every time I begged
Herr Schmidt for my job back,
506
00:17:39,347 --> 00:17:41,391
he just said"nein."
507
00:17:41,516 --> 00:17:43,392
Come on, Herr Schmidt
said "nein" to you? No way.
508
00:17:43,517 --> 00:17:47,358
Yeah, it's a long flight
back to the states.
509
00:17:47,524 --> 00:17:49,564
Reagan Brinkley,
I want to thank you again.
510
00:17:49,689 --> 00:17:51,862
This was our most
successful auction ever.
511
00:17:52,209 --> 00:17:54,835
And I have a little
something for Amy.
512
00:17:54,960 --> 00:17:58,536
Oh, my goodness.
Thank you so much.
513
00:17:58,702 --> 00:18:00,997
Oh, I'm so proud.
Look at that.
514
00:18:01,163 --> 00:18:02,341
Oh...
515
00:18:02,466 --> 00:18:05,167
What's that? I think
I just got a little nudge.
516
00:18:05,333 --> 00:18:07,145
Oh, is it okay if I bring
Amy by next week,
517
00:18:07,270 --> 00:18:09,005
just to get acclimated
to the campus and...
518
00:18:09,171 --> 00:18:11,632
Of course, anything
for the woman who got us Ava.
519
00:18:11,798 --> 00:18:12,633
Oh.
520
00:18:12,799 --> 00:18:13,950
And feel free to bring by
521
00:18:14,075 --> 00:18:15,261
some of your other celebrity friends.
522
00:18:15,427 --> 00:18:17,138
Okay, yeah. I...
523
00:18:17,304 --> 00:18:18,254
Stars help brand us.
524
00:18:18,379 --> 00:18:19,473
I mean, they make little nudge shine.
525
00:18:19,639 --> 00:18:22,226
Do you know Hugh Jackman
or any of the Gyllenhaals?
526
00:18:22,392 --> 00:18:23,458
Hi, ladies.
527
00:18:23,583 --> 00:18:25,926
Oh, Ava.
Thank you so much.
528
00:18:26,051 --> 00:18:29,025
People like you are
what this school is all about.
529
00:18:29,191 --> 00:18:30,901
Do you think that we could
get an autographed picture?
530
00:18:31,067 --> 00:18:32,611
Sure.
Just talk to Missy.
531
00:18:32,777 --> 00:18:34,333
Oh, great.
532
00:18:34,458 --> 00:18:36,240
So, that went great, right?
Are you happy?
533
00:18:36,626 --> 00:18:38,603
It was... thank you.
534
00:18:38,728 --> 00:18:40,503
- Really, you were amazing.
- I know.
535
00:18:40,628 --> 00:18:42,204
And look, she's in.
536
00:18:42,370 --> 00:18:45,041
- Aww. That's cute.
- Yeah, she's in.
537
00:18:45,207 --> 00:18:46,792
It's just that, uhh...
538
00:18:46,958 --> 00:18:48,669
They're kind of star-[Bleep], huh?
539
00:18:48,835 --> 00:18:51,070
They are.
They want to [Bleep] Stars.
540
00:18:51,630 --> 00:18:52,631
Yeah, I know.
541
00:18:52,797 --> 00:18:54,784
Look, I know it's not my place,
542
00:18:54,909 --> 00:18:57,619
but maybe Amy should go to a school
543
00:18:57,744 --> 00:19:00,765
where she's the star, you know,
instead of someone like me.
544
00:19:00,931 --> 00:19:04,727
I know. I just want to do
what's best for her, you know?
545
00:19:04,893 --> 00:19:07,728
Oh, sweetie.
A lot of places can be best
546
00:19:07,853 --> 00:19:10,030
with the right parts
and the right kid.
547
00:19:10,155 --> 00:19:11,609
And you got both.
548
00:19:28,003 --> 00:19:30,252
Ha.
549
00:19:30,418 --> 00:19:33,349
So, you... at home
550
00:19:33,474 --> 00:19:36,484
with the baby every day.
551
00:19:36,609 --> 00:19:38,219
That's hard to picture.
552
00:19:41,479 --> 00:19:43,155
Yeah, I know.
It's tough sometimes.
553
00:19:43,280 --> 00:19:45,614
But you know what?
I'm glad I did it.
554
00:19:46,226 --> 00:19:47,392
It's really nice.
555
00:19:47,517 --> 00:19:49,661
So, when you're at home,
in the afternoon,
556
00:19:49,786 --> 00:19:51,816
watching soaps, what do you rock?
557
00:19:51,982 --> 00:19:53,498
A housecoat or a slip?
558
00:19:53,623 --> 00:19:55,027
Dick.
559
00:19:55,193 --> 00:19:57,738
No, you know what?
560
00:19:57,904 --> 00:20:00,366
I really admire, brother.
561
00:20:00,532 --> 00:20:01,909
Aww.
562
00:20:02,075 --> 00:20:03,640
Next time, you keep me
in the loop, okay, buddy?
563
00:20:03,765 --> 00:20:05,121
Yeah, you too.
564
00:20:05,287 --> 00:20:06,914
Who can make a three-pointer?
565
00:20:07,080 --> 00:20:08,184
That would be me.
566
00:20:08,422 --> 00:20:09,333
Let's see it.
567
00:20:13,473 --> 00:20:14,588
Oh, nice, brother.
568
00:20:19,445 --> 00:20:20,386
Boom.
569
00:20:25,032 --> 00:20:27,577
Aww, look at this place.
It's so normal.
570
00:20:27,702 --> 00:20:30,813
Yeah.
Babe, they've got a tire swing.
571
00:20:30,979 --> 00:20:33,817
We had a tire swing at my preschool.
572
00:20:33,942 --> 00:20:36,152
- Babe, wind me up.
- Okay.
573
00:20:36,277 --> 00:20:37,386
Ruh!
574
00:20:37,511 --> 00:20:39,405
- Wait, you ready?
- Yeah.
575
00:20:39,571 --> 00:20:40,781
- Don't be shy.
- I'm not gonna be shy.
576
00:20:43,384 --> 00:20:45,619
- Oh, hi.
- Hi.
577
00:20:45,785 --> 00:20:47,872
- Nice school.
- Yeah.
578
00:20:48,038 --> 00:20:49,563
We've actually got a child.
579
00:20:49,688 --> 00:20:52,032
Yeah, yeah. We're not...
We're not, like, weirdos
580
00:20:52,157 --> 00:20:53,609
or anything like that.
581
00:20:54,450 --> 00:20:55,269
We're gonna go.
582
00:20:55,394 --> 00:20:57,673
Yeah, well, we'll just,
this will just take a sec.
583
00:20:57,968 --> 00:21:00,176
- Just, can you make it faster?
- Yep.
584
00:21:00,342 --> 00:21:03,179
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