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You look horrific. When was the
last time you really slept a night?
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Let's just work,
all right?
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Dean: Killer clown. I know
what you're thinking, Sam.
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"Why did it
have to be clowns?"
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Sam:
Give me a break.
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[ Laughs ] You didn't think
I remembered, did you?
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Come on,
you still bust out crying
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whenever you see Ronald McDonald
on the television.
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At least I'm not afraid
of flying.
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Planes crash.
And apparently clowns kill.
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[ Breathing heavily ]
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It's okay.
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They can't hurt you.
They can't hurt you.
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"If it bleeds, you can kill it."
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Yeah.
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"If it bleeds, you can kill it."
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[ Laughing ]
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[ Giggling ]
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[ Grunts ]
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[ Banging ]
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♪ Supernatural 7x14 ♪
Plucky Pennywhistle's Magical Menagerie
Original Air Date on February 10, 2012
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
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[ telephone rings ]
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Hello?
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Ye--
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"I am the eggman."
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Seriously, Frank,
pay phones?
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I mean, come on.
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I'm getting the clap off
this thing just touching it.
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Fred Savage? Really?
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Yeah, no, I know,
big mouths are everywhere.
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Uh, well, since you asked,
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some actual intel on the
Dick Roman guy would be nice.
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Fine.
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All right.
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Yeah, good looking out.
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I hope he finds
something quick.
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This whole protocol du jour thing's
really creeping my cheese.
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So, we got dick on Dick?
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That's a vivid way
of putting it.
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You find anything on Wonder Woman?
No.
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All right,
well, let's do it.
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But, uh, a few simple rules,
okay? No babies.
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In fact, no baby mamas.
No bars.
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No booze --
no hot chicks of any kind.
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Wait, wait, wait.
Did you just say --
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Hey. You spawn
a monster baby,
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see how quick you want
to dive back in the pool.
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Dean: Ohh.
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Those are not the fun kind
of hickeys.
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You're -- you're saying
an octopus did this?
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Not just any octopus.
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Based on welt diameter,
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enteroctopus dofleini.
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And for those of us who skipped
the enteroctopus class?
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Giant Pacific octopus.
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How giant we talking, Doc?
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Approximately 30 feet.
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[ Chuckles ]
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I mean, aren't...
giant octopi rare around here?
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Yet here we are.
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All right,
so what happens?
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Guy comes home,
cracks a beer,
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and gets...suckered
to death?
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Obviously, this was some kind
of freak fetish attack.
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Someone created
those hickey marks,
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then bled the man out.
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That bite look
a little vamp-y to you?
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Yeah, no question.
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So what are we
looking for?
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An octovamp?
A vamptopus?
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That's crazy even for us,
right?
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It does push the envelope.
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Let's go chat up
the widow.
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Sam: We're very sorry
for your loss, ma'am.
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Mrs. Harper, we know
this is, uh, bad timing.
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But we just have a few
routine questions
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that we need to ask you --
is that okay?
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Yeah.
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Did the house
feel any different lately?
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Different...?
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Anything strange.
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Cold spots.
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Uh, did you smell
anything weird?
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Maybe sulfury?
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No. Not that
I can remember.
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Okay, we're just ticking
all the boxes here.
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Um, what about any skeletons
in your husband's closet?
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[ Chuckling ] Skeletons?
What do you mean?
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Can you think of anybody
who would want to do him harm?
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A colleague,
an old flame.
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The tiniest detail
could really help.
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You want to know
what he was up to lately?
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Ask Stacey.
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She was here
the night he died.
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Um...Stacey?
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Our nanny.
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Any other questions?
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No, that's...
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Thank you.
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You've been a big help.
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Really appreciate
the hospitality, ma'am.
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[ Dog barks in distance ]
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[ Door closes ]
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Mom, dad, nanny --
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boy, that is a love triangle
right out of casa erotica.
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'Course, in those,
the jealous wife
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tends to channel her feelings
more productively.
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[ Scoffs ]
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The only thing I can't wrap
my mind around is --
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What, how wife lady
summoned an octovamp?
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More like "why?"
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I mean,
kind of impractical, right?
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Yeah.
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All right, one of us needs to go
talk to the naughty nanny.
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The other one stay here,
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shake down the place
when the wife leaves --
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see what
we're dealing with.
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All right.
I'm on the nanny.
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No, I'm on the nanny.
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I thought you said
no hot chicks.
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We don't know
that she's hot.
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Now, uh,
how would you describe
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your relationship
with the deceased?
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I don't know.
Normal, I guess.
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Normal?
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Well, I mostly dealt
with Debra.
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There was nothing going on,
if that's what you mean.
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Debra said that you were at
the house late the night that...
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That Brian died.
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Yeah.
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Brian was working late,
so I stayed with Kelly.
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She was pretty upset.
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Why's that?
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Well, it was her birthday.
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We had a party
at Plucky's.
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Plucky's.
Why does that sound familiar?
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Plucky Pennywhistle's
Magical Menagerie?
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Pizza chain for kids.
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Actually, more
[chuckling] for lazy parents.
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Anyway, her dad showed up
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for five minutes,
then he went back to work.
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And, of course,
her mom was out of town.
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This stupid kid told Kelly her
folks didn't really love her.
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She freaked.
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I was calming her down
for hours.
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Uh, did you...notice anything
weird at the house?
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Weird like...?
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Anything.
Even a bad feeling.
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No, nothing like that.
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Actually, Kelly does have
a weird thing about closets.
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But it's just kid stuff.
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Try me.
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She thinks there's a monster
in her closet.
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It drives everyone crazy.
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Hey, we talked
to the wrong person.
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Sam: What?
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Yeah, forget the mom.
Talk to the daughter.
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She's mad at her dad
for ditching her birthday.
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So, what do you think?
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A birthday wish gone wrong,
something like that?
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I don't know.
It could be.
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I got a 20
on her right now.
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Can you get to her without
tripping the AMBER Alert?
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[ Chuckles ]
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I'll try.
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All right,
see what you can find out.
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Whatcha working on there?
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I know who you are.
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- You do?
- Mm-hmm.
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You're the guy
that talked to my mom.
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[ Chuckles ]
That's right. I did.
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Debra: Kelly!
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Something wrong?
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My mom will get mad
if I talk to you.
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Um...How come?
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Because of what I told
the police.
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And what did you tell
the police?
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I told them that I tried
to warn my dad.
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That the monster
would get him.
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Kelly. Come here!
Now!
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Kelly!
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[ Sighs ]
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[ Hooves clopping ]
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[ Horse neighs ]
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[ Insects chirping ]
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[ Exhales sharply ]
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[ Thud ]
Aah!
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Ugh!
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[ Grunts ]
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[ Horse neighs ]
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[ Grunts ]
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[ Giggling ]
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"If it bleeds,
you can kill it."
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[ Fabric rips ]
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[ Clowns laughing ]
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[ Siren wails in distance ]
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Huh.
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00:10:21,426 --> 00:10:23,360
Hey. Um...
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Okay, so,
the horse I get.
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The hoofprints,
the jumping over the fence.
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But, uh,
what ran him through?
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Best thing I could tell you
is something big.
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So, what, like a lance?
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[ Gurney clattering ]
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It's sad.
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Lady's got to pull
her friggin' 8-year-old
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out of school
and tell him his dad's dead.
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Excuse me.
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Excuse me, ma'am?
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Agent Jones, FBI.
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I'm sorry.
I-I really need to go.
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Okay. Uh,
just one quick question,
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if you don't mind.
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Um, was yesterday
your son's birthday?
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00:11:06,738 --> 00:11:10,941
Billy's birthday? No.
Why would you ask that?
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Nothing. Never mind.
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00:11:13,695 --> 00:11:15,996
Oh. But...
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His father did take him
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to a friend's
birthday party yesterday.
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[ Cries ]
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[ Cellphone rings ]
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00:11:30,461 --> 00:11:31,795
Hey.
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Hey. You remember a chain
called Plucky Pennywhistle's?
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No.
228
00:11:38,853 --> 00:11:41,188
Really? Could have swore
you loved those places.
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00:11:41,272 --> 00:11:42,623
No, dude, I hated them.
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Uh, you would dump me
and go trolling for chicks.
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It's not like I left you
in jail.
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I mean, those places
are supposed to be fun.
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Fun?
Uh, they're lame.
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And they smell like puke.
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00:11:54,118 --> 00:11:55,352
And the ice cream
is all grainy.
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All right, don't have
one of your episodes, okay?
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I'm just saying I hit
a dead end with this whole
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wishes-gone-wild thing,
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but both kids
were at Plucky's day of.
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Look, why don't you go
check out the local Plucky's
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and ask
about this Billy kid?
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00:12:06,998 --> 00:12:08,365
Look, man,
w-why don't I just...
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00:12:08,416 --> 00:12:10,217
Why don't I just
wait for you to get back?
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00:12:10,301 --> 00:12:11,335
No can do, Hermano.
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00:12:11,386 --> 00:12:12,803
I'm on my way
to talk to little Billy.
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00:12:12,870 --> 00:12:16,640
Why -- why -- why don't I talk
to Billy...Right now?
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[ Laughs ]
Wait, wait, wait.
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This isn't about your, uh,
your clown thing, is it?
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What?!
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00:12:23,147 --> 00:12:24,898
No!
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00:12:24,982 --> 00:12:26,066
Sammy?
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00:12:26,150 --> 00:12:27,351
No.
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00:12:27,402 --> 00:12:30,237
Yeah, what in the world
did they do to you?
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All right, you know what?
Never mind.
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00:12:32,190 --> 00:12:34,074
Just know that 99.99%
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of all clowns
can't hurt you.
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Okay?
And if it bleeds,
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you can kill it.
259
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[ Beep ]
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[ Exhales sharply ]
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"If it bleeds, you can kill it."
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I'm too old for this.
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[ Up-tempo music plays ]
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00:13:00,051 --> 00:13:03,753
[ Children laughing ]
265
00:13:03,805 --> 00:13:04,754
[ Exhales sharply ]
266
00:13:12,530 --> 00:13:14,781
Welcome to Plucky's,
267
00:13:14,866 --> 00:13:16,533
where all your dreams
are good.
268
00:13:16,600 --> 00:13:17,617
[ Chuckles nervously ]
269
00:13:17,702 --> 00:13:19,986
Could you just,
uh, maybe...
270
00:13:20,071 --> 00:13:21,788
Just get the manager
for me?
271
00:13:21,873 --> 00:13:23,990
Okay.
272
00:13:24,075 --> 00:13:25,608
[ Music continues ]
273
00:13:25,660 --> 00:13:27,494
[ Exhales sharply ]
274
00:13:49,100 --> 00:13:51,318
I just need you to stay sane
for three more hours.
275
00:13:51,402 --> 00:13:54,070
Okay? Here.
276
00:13:54,138 --> 00:13:56,273
Finish your homework.
277
00:13:56,324 --> 00:13:58,942
Like I can concentrate
in here.
278
00:13:58,993 --> 00:14:00,477
[ Exhales sharply ]
279
00:14:00,528 --> 00:14:02,746
[ Sighs ]
280
00:14:18,963 --> 00:14:20,830
Jean:
Real beauties, huh?
281
00:14:20,882 --> 00:14:22,966
We rotate them out
once a week.
282
00:14:23,017 --> 00:14:26,002
Kids love having their art
on the wall.
283
00:14:26,053 --> 00:14:27,888
"Draw your worst fear"?
284
00:14:27,972 --> 00:14:29,139
I know.
285
00:14:29,190 --> 00:14:30,941
But we don't post
the truly evil stuff --
286
00:14:31,008 --> 00:14:33,477
just the standard crap
like sharks and ghosts.
287
00:14:36,113 --> 00:14:37,180
Jean Holiday,
shift manager.
288
00:14:37,231 --> 00:14:38,949
Johnson, FBI.
289
00:14:39,016 --> 00:14:40,617
So [chuckles softly]
tell me --
290
00:14:40,684 --> 00:14:44,037
why even ask the kids to draw
creepy stuff to begin with?
291
00:14:44,121 --> 00:14:46,540
It's just an exercise...
292
00:14:46,624 --> 00:14:48,625
Some pop psychologist
came up with.
293
00:14:48,692 --> 00:14:50,193
Plus, the owner's obsessed
294
00:14:50,244 --> 00:14:51,912
with "aiding children's
development."
295
00:14:51,996 --> 00:14:53,797
So, the place mat
is a safe way
296
00:14:53,864 --> 00:14:55,999
to get kids to talk
about their fears.
297
00:14:56,050 --> 00:14:58,301
You know, we get them
to sketch it in a little box,
298
00:14:58,369 --> 00:15:00,870
and -- voilà! --
Plucky magically transforms it
299
00:15:00,922 --> 00:15:02,339
into rainbows and candy.
300
00:15:02,390 --> 00:15:03,557
[ Scoffs lightly ]
301
00:15:03,624 --> 00:15:05,509
Personally, I think
it's a load of hooey,
302
00:15:05,560 --> 00:15:07,644
but they say that
if these fears run wild,
303
00:15:07,711 --> 00:15:09,879
then it affects kids
long into their adulthood.
304
00:15:09,931 --> 00:15:12,182
[ Horn honks ]
305
00:15:16,821 --> 00:15:19,656
Yeah, I've -- I've --
I've heard that.
306
00:15:19,723 --> 00:15:22,492
Um...So, I don't know
if you'll remember,
307
00:15:22,560 --> 00:15:25,779
but there was a kid
in here yesterday
308
00:15:25,863 --> 00:15:27,197
named Billy Pogue
for a party?
309
00:15:27,248 --> 00:15:28,865
Oh, the conniption kid.
310
00:15:28,916 --> 00:15:30,417
Conniption?
He -- he had --
311
00:15:30,451 --> 00:15:32,902
No, no, no, not him.
He was fine. It was his dad.
312
00:15:32,954 --> 00:15:35,672
He pulls the kid away
before cake and presents,
313
00:15:35,739 --> 00:15:37,791
and I guess the kid asked to
stay for another five minutes.
314
00:15:37,875 --> 00:15:40,093
The dad pulls
a full-frontal douchebag,
315
00:15:40,177 --> 00:15:41,211
starts screaming.
316
00:15:41,262 --> 00:15:42,912
Just embarrassed
for the kid.
317
00:15:51,138 --> 00:15:55,775
[ Clicking tongue ]
Hey. Hey.
318
00:15:55,860 --> 00:15:57,427
[ Whistles softly ]
Hey!
319
00:16:01,098 --> 00:16:03,984
You a cop?
320
00:16:04,068 --> 00:16:05,986
Uh, yeah.
I'm a Fed.
321
00:16:07,705 --> 00:16:09,656
Uh, what are you
investigating?
322
00:16:09,740 --> 00:16:11,274
Couple of crazy deaths.
323
00:16:11,325 --> 00:16:13,910
Why, is there something
you want to share?
324
00:16:13,961 --> 00:16:15,945
Look -- not now.
325
00:16:15,997 --> 00:16:19,049
Too many eyes.
326
00:16:19,116 --> 00:16:21,167
Come back after closing.
327
00:16:30,127 --> 00:16:31,845
Hey.
328
00:16:31,929 --> 00:16:34,898
So, what's the lowdown
with trauma town?
329
00:16:36,350 --> 00:16:37,734
I can tell you this much.
330
00:16:37,801 --> 00:16:39,969
Neither vic was up
for parent of the year.
331
00:16:40,021 --> 00:16:41,821
Kelly's dad skipped
her birthday,
332
00:16:41,906 --> 00:16:44,658
and Billy's dad pulled one
of those Dick Parent scenes
333
00:16:44,742 --> 00:16:46,142
that makes
everyone cringe.
334
00:16:46,193 --> 00:16:47,310
What the hell are these?
335
00:16:47,361 --> 00:16:48,445
Kid therapy.
336
00:16:48,496 --> 00:16:49,913
Um, you draw
your worst nightmare --
337
00:16:49,980 --> 00:16:51,164
poof! --
Plucky fixes it.
338
00:16:51,248 --> 00:16:52,815
Um, they hang them up
on this big wall.
339
00:16:52,867 --> 00:16:55,118
Well,
can't argue with this.
340
00:16:55,186 --> 00:16:56,819
Leprechauns are deadly.
341
00:16:56,871 --> 00:16:57,987
[ Scoffs lightly ]
342
00:16:58,039 --> 00:17:00,507
Okay, so, Kelly draws
a monster,
343
00:17:00,591 --> 00:17:02,542
and then that goes after
her father?
344
00:17:02,627 --> 00:17:04,127
That's what we're saying?
345
00:17:04,178 --> 00:17:06,429
Well, here's the thing.
They label those.
346
00:17:06,497 --> 00:17:08,431
And guess which two
were missing.
347
00:17:08,499 --> 00:17:10,600
Well, name tag was there --
no place mat.
348
00:17:10,668 --> 00:17:11,935
Little miss octovamp.
349
00:17:12,002 --> 00:17:13,770
Yeah. And...
350
00:17:13,837 --> 00:17:16,039
Billy.
[ Groans ] So...
351
00:17:16,107 --> 00:17:18,475
Somehow, whatever he drew
came to life
352
00:17:18,526 --> 00:17:20,694
and killed his dad,
riding a horse.
353
00:17:20,778 --> 00:17:23,480
Close, but no Seabiscuit.
[ Clears throat ]
354
00:17:23,531 --> 00:17:26,866
See, I went and had
a little chat with Billy.
355
00:17:26,951 --> 00:17:28,451
And he drew me this.
356
00:17:32,790 --> 00:17:34,324
Wait.
357
00:17:34,375 --> 00:17:35,492
So now unicorns are evil?
358
00:17:35,543 --> 00:17:37,544
[ Scoffing ] Yeah.
Obviously.
359
00:17:37,628 --> 00:17:39,412
Great.
360
00:17:39,497 --> 00:17:41,331
Well, now the question is,
361
00:17:41,382 --> 00:17:45,251
how did a Unicorn come off
a sketch and kill Billy's dad?
362
00:17:45,336 --> 00:17:47,036
How's any of this
happening?
363
00:17:49,974 --> 00:17:51,641
Well, that's it for me.
364
00:17:51,709 --> 00:17:53,209
Guess I'll head out.
365
00:17:53,260 --> 00:17:54,561
Uh, one more thing.
366
00:17:54,645 --> 00:17:56,646
Some kid puked
in the ball pit.
367
00:17:56,714 --> 00:17:59,015
It's gonna need
a full sanitization.
368
00:17:59,066 --> 00:18:01,217
Do that,
and then you can clock out.
369
00:18:15,549 --> 00:18:18,418
[ Suspenseful music plays ]
370
00:18:24,975 --> 00:18:26,092
Aah!
371
00:18:33,100 --> 00:18:33,767
Ah!
372
00:18:35,403 --> 00:18:36,352
Aah!
373
00:18:42,760 --> 00:18:44,728
[ Screaming ]
374
00:18:49,667 --> 00:18:52,535
[ Screaming stops ]
375
00:18:52,603 --> 00:18:54,721
[ Screams ]
376
00:18:59,593 --> 00:19:01,578
[ Breathing heavily ]
377
00:19:04,598 --> 00:19:06,599
Aah!
378
00:19:21,015 --> 00:19:22,732
[ Police radio chatter ]
379
00:19:33,694 --> 00:19:35,812
Hold on one second
there, guys.
380
00:19:40,584 --> 00:19:42,669
All right.
Uh, thank you.
381
00:19:45,673 --> 00:19:46,873
So?
382
00:19:46,957 --> 00:19:48,825
The manager found the body
in the ball pit.
383
00:19:48,876 --> 00:19:50,159
Blood everywhere.
384
00:19:50,211 --> 00:19:51,427
Cops have a theory?
385
00:19:51,495 --> 00:19:52,712
Yeah, they think
the ball washer did it.
386
00:19:52,797 --> 00:19:54,931
The what?
The...ball washer.
387
00:19:54,998 --> 00:19:56,883
The what?
The ball --
388
00:19:56,967 --> 00:19:58,968
Look at this.
389
00:20:01,522 --> 00:20:03,356
Thank you, gentlemen.
390
00:20:03,440 --> 00:20:06,509
[ Clears throat ]
391
00:20:06,560 --> 00:20:07,894
That's a shark bite.
392
00:20:07,978 --> 00:20:09,279
Yeah.
393
00:20:09,346 --> 00:20:10,864
And, uh,
judging from the radius,
394
00:20:10,948 --> 00:20:12,181
I'd say a 20-footer,
at least.
395
00:20:13,851 --> 00:20:16,519
"Shark Week," man.
How do you not watch that?
396
00:20:17,655 --> 00:20:19,455
Whole week of sharks.
397
00:20:34,088 --> 00:20:36,539
Omar Cooper.
[ Chuckles ]
398
00:20:36,590 --> 00:20:38,374
How much you want to bet
399
00:20:38,425 --> 00:20:39,976
little Omar here
was scared of sharks?
400
00:20:40,043 --> 00:20:41,561
And Saul the janitor
is connected how?
401
00:20:41,629 --> 00:20:42,946
I mean, he's not related
to Omar.
402
00:20:43,013 --> 00:20:46,349
No. But Saul had something
he wanted to tell me.
403
00:20:46,400 --> 00:20:48,651
So this isn't about ganking
some dickweed parent.
404
00:20:48,719 --> 00:20:50,720
More like, uh,
silencing a whistle-blower?
405
00:20:50,771 --> 00:20:52,488
Great, so whatever
we're looking for
406
00:20:52,556 --> 00:20:55,742
can literally fire off
childhood fears at will.
407
00:20:55,826 --> 00:20:58,561
Wow. Watch out
for evil lunch ladies.
408
00:20:58,612 --> 00:21:00,196
All right.
409
00:21:00,247 --> 00:21:01,447
Let's comb this place.
410
00:21:01,532 --> 00:21:02,866
[ Sighs ]
411
00:21:02,917 --> 00:21:05,285
Seriously.
412
00:21:05,369 --> 00:21:06,786
Dractopus.
413
00:21:06,871 --> 00:21:08,538
Seabiscuit the impaler.
[ Device whines ]
414
00:21:08,589 --> 00:21:11,174
Land shark -- what's next?
415
00:21:17,581 --> 00:21:19,048
[ Parking brake clicks ]
416
00:21:19,099 --> 00:21:20,416
Okay, Tyler, that's it.
417
00:21:20,467 --> 00:21:22,218
You got to take the bus
from here.
418
00:21:22,269 --> 00:21:23,219
But I thought --
419
00:21:23,270 --> 00:21:24,354
I can't. I'm sorry.
420
00:21:24,421 --> 00:21:25,605
I'm late.
[ Purse unzips ]
421
00:21:25,689 --> 00:21:27,640
[ Coins clink ]
422
00:21:27,725 --> 00:21:28,892
Here.
423
00:21:28,943 --> 00:21:30,059
[ Purse zips ]
424
00:21:34,565 --> 00:21:36,933
Stay out of trouble.
425
00:21:54,048 --> 00:21:56,299
[ Clowns laughing ]
426
00:21:59,253 --> 00:22:01,137
Whee!
427
00:22:03,140 --> 00:22:04,007
Aah!
428
00:22:08,346 --> 00:22:09,896
Ohh.
429
00:22:09,981 --> 00:22:11,381
Ow!
430
00:22:12,900 --> 00:22:14,651
[ Laughing ]
431
00:22:23,494 --> 00:22:25,111
Maybe...Tulpa?
432
00:22:25,196 --> 00:22:28,365
No, killing's are
too spread out.
433
00:22:28,416 --> 00:22:30,033
True.
434
00:22:30,084 --> 00:22:32,085
Um...Angel?
435
00:22:32,169 --> 00:22:33,569
It's a little imaginative
for the God squad,
436
00:22:33,621 --> 00:22:35,121
don't you think?
437
00:22:35,206 --> 00:22:37,841
[ Sighs ]
All right. So...What?
438
00:22:37,908 --> 00:22:39,959
Yeah, I don't know.
I'm tapped out.
439
00:22:40,044 --> 00:22:43,546
Well, whatever it is,
440
00:22:43,614 --> 00:22:45,465
at least we know
where it is.
441
00:22:45,549 --> 00:22:46,966
Plucky's!
442
00:22:47,034 --> 00:22:49,703
That's where the victims
are getting picked up.
443
00:22:49,770 --> 00:22:54,107
Yeah, but we swept the place
last night, and nada.
444
00:22:54,191 --> 00:22:55,542
I can go back.
445
00:22:55,609 --> 00:22:57,644
Go to the employees,
maybe dig up some dirt.
446
00:22:57,728 --> 00:23:00,246
What good's that gonna do?
They think you're a Fed.
447
00:23:00,314 --> 00:23:02,632
The one guy who was gonna rat,
he got Bruce'd.
448
00:23:02,700 --> 00:23:05,201
If anybody knows anything,
they're not gonna tell you.
449
00:23:05,269 --> 00:23:07,454
All right. Yep.
That's the plan.
450
00:23:07,538 --> 00:23:08,771
[ Chair scrapes ]
I'll go back...
451
00:23:08,823 --> 00:23:11,107
Play bad cop,
really lean into them.
452
00:23:11,158 --> 00:23:13,276
And...?
453
00:23:13,327 --> 00:23:16,329
And...when I'm done,
then you watch them.
454
00:23:16,414 --> 00:23:19,416
So if somebody freaks out,
then that's our creep.
455
00:23:19,467 --> 00:23:22,469
Or he'll lead us closer,
and you can track him.
456
00:23:22,553 --> 00:23:25,004
Well, what's my cover?
457
00:23:25,089 --> 00:23:26,956
I don't know.
Just hang back.
458
00:23:27,007 --> 00:23:28,341
Act normal.
459
00:23:28,426 --> 00:23:29,509
[ Door slams ]
460
00:23:31,762 --> 00:23:34,564
Yeah, yeah. Guy in his 30s
hanging out at Plucky's alone --
461
00:23:34,631 --> 00:23:35,982
that's normal.
462
00:23:36,067 --> 00:23:37,467
That's not pervy at all.
463
00:23:37,518 --> 00:23:39,069
Jean: So, it doesn't matter
what people say.
464
00:23:39,136 --> 00:23:40,236
We've roped it off.
465
00:23:40,304 --> 00:23:42,021
I've notified the powers
that be. Everyone's aware.
466
00:23:42,106 --> 00:23:44,407
[ Clears throat loudly ]
Just no one goes in the...
467
00:23:44,475 --> 00:23:46,109
Hi.
468
00:23:46,160 --> 00:23:47,527
Agent.
469
00:23:47,611 --> 00:23:48,478
I bet I know
why you're here.
470
00:23:48,529 --> 00:23:50,163
How's business?
471
00:23:50,247 --> 00:23:52,482
Turns out not even
grim flippin' death
472
00:23:52,533 --> 00:23:53,614
can slow down
the birthday fun.
473
00:23:53,639 --> 00:23:54,834
Oh.
474
00:23:54,835 --> 00:23:56,369
We roped off the ball pit,
though,
475
00:23:56,454 --> 00:23:57,820
until corporate
can get here.
476
00:23:57,872 --> 00:24:00,290
[ Sighs ] I just can't believe
the machine fritzed
477
00:24:00,341 --> 00:24:01,708
and did Saul in
like that.
478
00:24:01,792 --> 00:24:03,126
Yeah,
that makes two of us.
479
00:24:03,177 --> 00:24:04,594
I'm gonna need to talk
to some of your employees.
480
00:24:04,662 --> 00:24:05,845
Like who?
481
00:24:05,930 --> 00:24:06,980
Like you.
482
00:24:07,047 --> 00:24:08,798
[ Children chattering ]
483
00:24:08,849 --> 00:24:11,267
[ Up-tempo music playing ]
484
00:24:29,203 --> 00:24:30,286
Howdy, friend.
485
00:24:30,354 --> 00:24:31,821
Giant slinky.
486
00:24:31,872 --> 00:24:33,356
Would have killed for one
of those when I was a kid.
487
00:24:33,407 --> 00:24:34,690
How much?
488
00:24:34,742 --> 00:24:36,042
1,000 tickets.
American dinero. How much?
489
00:24:36,127 --> 00:24:38,361
Oh, we don't take cash here
at Plucky Pennywhistle's.
490
00:24:38,412 --> 00:24:41,164
Only tickets won through
hard work and determination.
491
00:24:41,215 --> 00:24:42,415
[ Chuckles ]
492
00:24:42,500 --> 00:24:43,833
You mainlined
the kool-aid, huh?
493
00:24:43,884 --> 00:24:45,535
[ Laughs ]
494
00:24:47,304 --> 00:24:50,557
It's double-ticket Tuesday
if you play skeeball.
495
00:24:55,179 --> 00:24:57,564
Howdy, friend!
496
00:25:03,154 --> 00:25:04,988
So, where were you
last night?
497
00:25:05,055 --> 00:25:07,157
Well, here.
498
00:25:07,224 --> 00:25:08,741
Obviously.
499
00:25:08,826 --> 00:25:11,227
I found him.
500
00:25:11,278 --> 00:25:14,197
But I was by the cash register
the whole time.
501
00:25:14,248 --> 00:25:16,533
There's a security camera
pointed right at the counter.
502
00:25:16,600 --> 00:25:18,585
- The cops already looked at it.
- Uh-huh.
503
00:25:18,669 --> 00:25:20,203
And you heard nothing?
504
00:25:20,254 --> 00:25:21,971
I heard the ball blaster.
505
00:25:22,039 --> 00:25:23,739
I didn't hear him.
506
00:25:23,791 --> 00:25:25,959
If I did, I would have
run in, of course.
507
00:25:26,043 --> 00:25:27,577
Yeah, right, right.
508
00:25:27,628 --> 00:25:28,878
So that's your excuse.
509
00:25:28,929 --> 00:25:30,797
My what?
510
00:25:30,881 --> 00:25:32,915
Look, I know
I'm new to this job, but I'm --
511
00:25:32,967 --> 00:25:35,151
What?
512
00:25:35,219 --> 00:25:36,970
- How new?
- Couple weeks.
513
00:25:37,054 --> 00:25:38,354
[ Voice breaking ]
I just got promoted.
514
00:25:38,422 --> 00:25:41,090
Hmm.
515
00:25:41,141 --> 00:25:45,895
So, uh, was there a lot
of competition for the gig?
516
00:25:45,946 --> 00:25:47,013
I guess.
517
00:25:47,081 --> 00:25:50,533
It comes with benefits.
518
00:25:50,601 --> 00:25:52,735
The bosses had us
all write essays
519
00:25:52,786 --> 00:25:55,405
about how we would
do our best for the kids,
520
00:25:55,456 --> 00:25:56,639
and they picked me.
521
00:25:56,707 --> 00:25:58,458
Don't be shocked,
522
00:25:58,542 --> 00:26:01,077
but I actually did two semesters
at college, so...
523
00:26:01,128 --> 00:26:05,131
I'm not in any kind
of trouble, am I?
524
00:26:05,216 --> 00:26:08,501
I don't know.
Why don't you tell me?
525
00:26:08,586 --> 00:26:12,255
Look, I know I'm not perfect,
but I'm trying.
526
00:26:12,306 --> 00:26:14,624
And, I mean, it's not as if
I'd ever do anything illegal.
527
00:26:14,675 --> 00:26:15,625
[ Slams desk ]
528
00:26:15,676 --> 00:26:18,228
Sure you wouldn't.
529
00:26:20,397 --> 00:26:21,964
[ Children laughing ]
530
00:26:29,406 --> 00:26:32,825
[ Up-tempo music continues ]
531
00:26:57,768 --> 00:26:59,135
Special Agent?
532
00:26:59,186 --> 00:27:00,553
Wow!
533
00:27:00,638 --> 00:27:02,138
I want you to know, sir,
534
00:27:02,189 --> 00:27:03,753
that I really appreciate
what you do, and --
535
00:27:03,778 --> 00:27:04,978
Quiet.
536
00:27:08,729 --> 00:27:12,699
[ Machine beeping ]
537
00:27:17,354 --> 00:27:19,021
Hey!
538
00:27:19,073 --> 00:27:20,290
Stop cheating!
539
00:27:24,361 --> 00:27:25,995
[ Beeping continues ]
540
00:27:26,046 --> 00:27:27,530
You heard him.
Knock it off!
541
00:27:31,418 --> 00:27:33,303
Jackass. Jackass.
542
00:27:34,338 --> 00:27:36,139
Tyler, soup's on.
543
00:27:39,093 --> 00:27:40,876
- But, mom, I don't want --
- Just eat it.
544
00:27:40,928 --> 00:27:42,228
But it sucks!
545
00:27:42,313 --> 00:27:44,480
[ Sighs ]
546
00:27:51,939 --> 00:27:54,190
Hey, why don't you cut her
some slack?
547
00:27:54,241 --> 00:27:55,408
What do you care?
548
00:27:55,492 --> 00:27:57,393
Because I've been
where you are.
549
00:27:57,444 --> 00:27:59,662
Your mom made you camp at
a stupid Plucky's after school?
550
00:27:59,730 --> 00:28:01,614
Y-- no.
551
00:28:01,699 --> 00:28:07,370
No, but my dad,
he...hauled me places.
552
00:28:07,421 --> 00:28:09,789
Besides,
she's working a tough gig.
553
00:28:09,873 --> 00:28:11,591
You know?
She's exhausted.
554
00:28:11,675 --> 00:28:15,094
You should take pity
on the old.
555
00:28:15,179 --> 00:28:17,513
And, hey, free grub.
556
00:28:17,581 --> 00:28:19,298
That stuff tastes
like butt.
557
00:28:19,383 --> 00:28:20,717
What?
558
00:28:20,768 --> 00:28:22,918
Come on,
it can't be that bad.
559
00:28:22,970 --> 00:28:23,919
Let's see here.
560
00:28:26,724 --> 00:28:28,057
Ah.
561
00:28:30,260 --> 00:28:31,394
That is butt.
562
00:28:31,445 --> 00:28:32,278
[ Coughs ]
563
00:28:35,983 --> 00:28:37,984
You scared of robots?
564
00:28:38,068 --> 00:28:39,869
They have laser eyes.
565
00:28:39,936 --> 00:28:41,437
Yes.
566
00:28:41,488 --> 00:28:44,540
Howdy, friend!
What's your name?
567
00:28:44,608 --> 00:28:47,377
Hi.
568
00:28:55,452 --> 00:28:56,786
Lose the head.
569
00:28:59,456 --> 00:29:00,440
Why'd you do it?
570
00:29:00,507 --> 00:29:02,458
Do...What?
571
00:29:02,509 --> 00:29:04,610
I think you know.
572
00:29:04,678 --> 00:29:06,813
I...
573
00:29:06,897 --> 00:29:07,847
I got rights.
574
00:29:07,931 --> 00:29:08,898
You can't --
575
00:29:08,965 --> 00:29:10,316
[ chair clatters ]
576
00:29:10,401 --> 00:29:12,134
I'm the federal
government, pal.
577
00:29:12,186 --> 00:29:13,803
- I can do whatever I want.
- Okay. I'll talk.
578
00:29:18,642 --> 00:29:19,742
Dean!
579
00:29:36,927 --> 00:29:39,128
Hey! Hey! Come here!
580
00:29:40,764 --> 00:29:42,298
Hey!
581
00:29:45,552 --> 00:29:47,637
[ Panting ]
582
00:29:47,688 --> 00:29:50,339
If this is about the meth lab
that fireballed up in Butte,
583
00:29:50,390 --> 00:29:51,340
it wasn't me.
584
00:29:51,391 --> 00:29:52,809
Okay, it was my brother,
585
00:29:52,860 --> 00:29:55,194
but, um, we got
the same fingerprints, and...
586
00:29:55,279 --> 00:29:57,814
Please. This is
the best job I ever had.
587
00:29:57,865 --> 00:29:59,949
All right, look, uh...
588
00:30:00,016 --> 00:30:01,367
Cliff.
Cliff.
589
00:30:01,452 --> 00:30:02,785
You're not using
kids' nightmares
590
00:30:02,853 --> 00:30:03,786
to smoke people,
are you, Cliff?
591
00:30:03,854 --> 00:30:06,873
I don't...think so.
592
00:30:09,025 --> 00:30:10,710
Get up.
593
00:30:10,794 --> 00:30:12,027
What's going on?
594
00:30:12,079 --> 00:30:13,663
All right, cards up.
595
00:30:13,714 --> 00:30:16,799
Yeah, we don't care that you,
you know, broke bad or whatever.
596
00:30:16,867 --> 00:30:19,502
But there is some seriously
weird going on in there.
597
00:30:19,553 --> 00:30:21,704
You mean the sub-basement.
598
00:30:21,755 --> 00:30:23,706
This place
has a sub-basement?
599
00:30:23,757 --> 00:30:25,391
Sure.
Door's out back.
600
00:30:25,476 --> 00:30:26,642
Easy to miss
if you don't know.
601
00:30:26,710 --> 00:30:27,760
What's in there?
602
00:30:27,845 --> 00:30:29,345
Alls I know is...
603
00:30:29,396 --> 00:30:32,882
Me and Saul used to come in
after hours sometimes and...
604
00:30:32,933 --> 00:30:34,734
[ Laughs ]
605
00:30:34,818 --> 00:30:38,654
You ever shroom
in a ball pit?
606
00:30:38,722 --> 00:30:40,356
[ Laughs ]
607
00:30:41,325 --> 00:30:43,493
Not that I...would,
agents.
608
00:30:43,560 --> 00:30:46,579
It was Saul.
Just Saul. All alone.
609
00:30:46,663 --> 00:30:47,997
Anyway...
610
00:30:48,064 --> 00:30:50,833
Sometimes we'd hear, like,
spooky stuff,
611
00:30:50,901 --> 00:30:52,285
through the vents...
612
00:30:52,369 --> 00:30:55,004
Coming up
from the boiler room.
613
00:30:58,592 --> 00:31:00,209
Okay, kiddo.
Let's go.
614
00:31:00,260 --> 00:31:01,744
But somebody stole it!
615
00:31:01,795 --> 00:31:04,514
So, draw another one!
616
00:31:04,581 --> 00:31:05,681
Okay?
617
00:31:05,749 --> 00:31:08,184
We gotta go.
618
00:31:10,888 --> 00:31:12,855
Okay. I'm sorry.
619
00:31:12,923 --> 00:31:15,858
[ Sighs ]
Thank you.
620
00:31:15,926 --> 00:31:17,259
That place mat
sucked anyway.
621
00:31:29,272 --> 00:31:30,439
Dean. What?
What is it?
622
00:31:30,490 --> 00:31:32,158
While you were out
being Dirty Harry,
623
00:31:32,242 --> 00:31:35,328
uh, Tyler's mom
got pissy with him,
624
00:31:35,412 --> 00:31:36,996
and now
his place mat's missing.
625
00:31:37,080 --> 00:31:38,581
So, what do you think?
626
00:31:38,632 --> 00:31:40,783
I think the bitchy mom
627
00:31:40,834 --> 00:31:44,003
plus, uh, sad kid
plus place mat
628
00:31:44,087 --> 00:31:46,472
with something nuts
written on it...
629
00:31:46,557 --> 00:31:47,974
equals wacky corpse.
630
00:31:48,058 --> 00:31:49,475
So you think she's next
on the list?
631
00:31:49,560 --> 00:31:51,844
All right, I'll tail them
just to be safe. You --
632
00:31:51,929 --> 00:31:52,962
check the boiler room.
I know.
633
00:31:53,013 --> 00:31:54,630
Right.
634
00:31:54,681 --> 00:31:55,898
Oh. Oh.
635
00:31:55,966 --> 00:31:57,516
Uh, Dean, hey, uh,
any idea what he drew?
636
00:31:57,601 --> 00:31:58,901
- Robot.
- Robot?
637
00:31:58,969 --> 00:32:00,803
Yeah, about the size
of a house.
638
00:32:00,854 --> 00:32:02,304
Shoots destructo beams
out of its eyes.
639
00:32:04,575 --> 00:32:05,441
At least
I'll see it coming.
640
00:32:05,492 --> 00:32:06,525
Yeah.
641
00:32:26,997 --> 00:32:29,465
Now, that's perfectly normal.
642
00:32:58,912 --> 00:33:00,479
Howard: Drop it.
643
00:33:06,753 --> 00:33:08,671
Drop it!
644
00:33:13,710 --> 00:33:16,178
Mm-hmm.
Now kick it over.
645
00:33:18,882 --> 00:33:21,984
[ Gun slides ]
646
00:33:22,052 --> 00:33:24,403
Some pretty heavy hoodoo
you got here.
647
00:33:24,488 --> 00:33:26,322
I gotta say,
as far as I know,
648
00:33:26,389 --> 00:33:29,775
none of these things,
uh, can poop out a Unicorn.
649
00:33:29,860 --> 00:33:33,829
There's power in fear.
650
00:33:33,897 --> 00:33:37,950
And when a child draws
what he's afraid of,
651
00:33:38,035 --> 00:33:42,121
a little of that mojo
ends up on the page.
652
00:33:42,205 --> 00:33:44,573
So, what, you toss it
in the fire,
653
00:33:44,624 --> 00:33:47,626
and some bed-wetter's
horror show comes to life?
654
00:33:47,711 --> 00:33:49,545
I got to get something
off the parent, too.
655
00:33:51,247 --> 00:33:52,465
Something they own.
656
00:33:52,549 --> 00:33:54,717
That bit gets tricky.
[ Chuckles ]
657
00:33:54,768 --> 00:33:56,919
Well, it hasn't seemed
to slow you down.
658
00:33:56,970 --> 00:34:00,189
I'm just doing
what I need to!
659
00:34:00,256 --> 00:34:01,924
[ Chuckling ]
Okay. Okay.
660
00:34:01,975 --> 00:34:03,726
I get it. Okay?
661
00:34:07,814 --> 00:34:09,264
No drawing...
662
00:34:09,316 --> 00:34:10,483
No Iron Giant!
663
00:34:10,567 --> 00:34:15,154
Oh, that b-word
is still on the list!
664
00:34:15,238 --> 00:34:16,822
But not tonight.
665
00:34:16,907 --> 00:34:17,990
Bigger fish.
666
00:34:18,075 --> 00:34:20,259
What, are you gonna shoot me,
Howard?
667
00:34:20,327 --> 00:34:22,945
You really want a body
on your hands?!
668
00:34:22,996 --> 00:34:24,630
- Blood everywhere?!
- You shut up!
669
00:34:24,715 --> 00:34:28,050
'Cause I got lots of ways
to take care of bullies.
670
00:34:28,118 --> 00:34:29,118
Don't you worry.
671
00:34:29,169 --> 00:34:30,386
Like that FBI guy.
672
00:34:30,453 --> 00:34:31,504
He's your pal, right?
673
00:34:33,123 --> 00:34:35,641
I saw you chase
Cliff down.
674
00:34:35,759 --> 00:34:39,595
Five minutes ago,
his business card was torched.
675
00:34:39,646 --> 00:34:41,897
Along with something
from my...
676
00:34:41,965 --> 00:34:44,316
personal collection.
677
00:34:44,401 --> 00:34:45,651
[ Chuckles ]
678
00:34:45,736 --> 00:34:49,138
I-I-I picked it out
real special for him, too.
679
00:34:49,189 --> 00:34:51,657
Soon as I saw him,
I noticed.
680
00:34:51,742 --> 00:34:54,744
He was staring
at every little Plucky
681
00:34:54,811 --> 00:34:57,830
like it was gonna stab him
or something.
682
00:35:02,419 --> 00:35:03,485
[ Car door closes ]
683
00:35:07,707 --> 00:35:09,592
Guy's got a real thing
about clowns.
684
00:35:11,128 --> 00:35:13,846
[ Laughing ]
685
00:35:27,579 --> 00:35:29,380
[ Laughing ]
686
00:35:33,618 --> 00:35:37,305
Well, hey, these are,
uh, really nice dolls.
687
00:35:37,389 --> 00:35:39,724
Did you paint
them yourself?
688
00:35:44,013 --> 00:35:45,980
Oh. [ Chuckles ]
689
00:35:46,065 --> 00:35:48,016
Uh, friggin' Plucky.
690
00:35:48,100 --> 00:35:49,800
Plucky helps kids.
691
00:35:49,852 --> 00:35:51,769
It's all I ever
wanted to do.
692
00:35:51,820 --> 00:35:54,439
And when the management slot
opened up, I...
693
00:35:57,026 --> 00:35:59,077
But they passed me over.
694
00:35:59,144 --> 00:36:00,811
Shocker.
695
00:36:00,863 --> 00:36:04,749
No, I told them,
"No one cares more than me."
696
00:36:04,816 --> 00:36:06,701
But suits never listen.
697
00:36:07,703 --> 00:36:09,370
So, I'm doing it my way.
698
00:36:09,455 --> 00:36:11,422
So let me
get this straight.
699
00:36:11,490 --> 00:36:13,991
You didn't get
the good parking space,
700
00:36:14,043 --> 00:36:15,676
so you start
dropping bodies?
701
00:36:15,744 --> 00:36:17,412
Those parents
were horrible.
702
00:36:17,479 --> 00:36:19,047
They deserved
what they got.
703
00:36:19,131 --> 00:36:20,631
What about Saul?
704
00:36:20,682 --> 00:36:21,766
Saul had a big mouth!
705
00:36:21,833 --> 00:36:23,134
[ Grunting and laughing ]
706
00:36:25,270 --> 00:36:26,771
Some guy hits on
the babysitter,
707
00:36:26,855 --> 00:36:28,839
all of a sudden
he's the world's worst dad?
708
00:36:28,941 --> 00:36:31,392
A good parent
puts his kids first.
709
00:36:31,477 --> 00:36:34,278
And having a little girl
watch her pop get ganked
710
00:36:34,346 --> 00:36:37,148
by the closet monster --
that's putting her first?
711
00:36:37,199 --> 00:36:39,350
In the long run,
they'll all be better off.
712
00:36:39,401 --> 00:36:40,485
You think so?
Really?
713
00:36:40,536 --> 00:36:42,036
I would have been.
714
00:36:52,214 --> 00:36:54,932
So, your brother.
715
00:36:56,969 --> 00:36:58,086
What'd you do to him?
716
00:36:58,170 --> 00:36:59,670
It's not my fault!
It's theirs!
717
00:37:06,228 --> 00:37:08,763
Looks to me
like he drowned.
718
00:37:10,715 --> 00:37:12,984
I was screaming...
719
00:37:13,051 --> 00:37:14,986
But my folks...
720
00:37:15,053 --> 00:37:16,771
They didn't listen.
721
00:37:16,855 --> 00:37:18,940
They never listened.
722
00:37:19,024 --> 00:37:19,857
It was an accident.
723
00:37:19,908 --> 00:37:21,526
They let him die!
724
00:37:25,998 --> 00:37:27,198
Ohh!
725
00:37:27,249 --> 00:37:28,583
Yeah!
Ohh!
726
00:37:35,257 --> 00:37:37,425
I'll bet you still
have nightmares.
727
00:37:39,044 --> 00:37:41,045
In fact, I'll bet you haven't
been in the water since.
728
00:37:41,096 --> 00:37:41,846
Shut up!
729
00:37:41,913 --> 00:37:44,382
Because you're afraid.
730
00:37:47,386 --> 00:37:48,719
No!!
731
00:37:50,689 --> 00:37:51,856
[ Gunshots ]
732
00:38:06,872 --> 00:38:08,573
It wasn't my fault.
733
00:38:10,042 --> 00:38:11,459
I'm sorry.
734
00:38:18,783 --> 00:38:20,084
[ Gasping ]
735
00:38:37,965 --> 00:38:40,901
[ Yelling ]
736
00:38:46,174 --> 00:38:47,241
[ Spits ]
737
00:39:05,553 --> 00:39:07,720
[ Sighs ]
738
00:39:08,537 --> 00:39:09,820
Let's roll.
739
00:39:13,708 --> 00:39:16,377
Go ahead. Say it.
740
00:39:16,461 --> 00:39:17,928
[ Laughs ]
741
00:39:17,996 --> 00:39:19,613
I'm sorry.
742
00:39:19,681 --> 00:39:24,869
You look like you got attacked
by some PCP-crazed strippers.
743
00:39:24,936 --> 00:39:27,304
[ Laughing ]
744
00:39:27,355 --> 00:39:31,609
Dude, one of them sprayed me
with seltzer from his flower.
745
00:39:36,031 --> 00:39:38,399
I'm s-- whew.
746
00:39:38,466 --> 00:39:39,667
What?
747
00:39:39,734 --> 00:39:41,035
Nothing.
748
00:39:41,119 --> 00:39:42,019
Carry on.
749
00:39:42,070 --> 00:39:43,204
Ohh.
750
00:39:43,288 --> 00:39:44,738
That's...
751
00:39:44,823 --> 00:39:46,523
Sam...
752
00:39:46,575 --> 00:39:50,878
I'm sorry for...
psychologically scarring you.
753
00:39:50,962 --> 00:39:53,297
Which time?
754
00:39:53,364 --> 00:39:54,632
Shut up. Seriously.
755
00:39:54,699 --> 00:39:56,634
You know, me ditching you
when we were kids,
756
00:39:56,701 --> 00:39:57,835
that was a dick move.
757
00:39:57,886 --> 00:40:00,037
You know,
the whole clown thing...
758
00:40:00,088 --> 00:40:02,006
You know what, man?
Honestly...
759
00:40:02,057 --> 00:40:07,311
Getting my ass kicked
by those juggalos tonight was...
760
00:40:07,378 --> 00:40:08,596
It was therapeutic.
761
00:40:08,680 --> 00:40:10,764
- You faced your fear.
- Exactly.
762
00:40:10,849 --> 00:40:13,767
And now what else could a clown
possibly ever do to me?
763
00:40:13,852 --> 00:40:15,019
- I feel good.
- Well, congrats.
764
00:40:15,070 --> 00:40:16,687
By the way,
to celebrate...
765
00:40:16,755 --> 00:40:18,739
What?
[ Sighs ]
766
00:40:22,027 --> 00:40:23,027
- No!
- Yes.
767
00:40:23,078 --> 00:40:24,445
Did you win this?
768
00:40:24,529 --> 00:40:25,412
We earned that.
769
00:40:25,497 --> 00:40:27,414
Ha ha!
770
00:40:27,499 --> 00:40:31,234
Hey. I got you a little
something, too, actually.
771
00:40:31,286 --> 00:40:32,920
[ Sighs ]
772
00:40:33,004 --> 00:40:34,755
[ Groans ]
773
00:40:34,839 --> 00:40:36,674
What? You said
you were over it.
774
00:40:36,741 --> 00:40:39,426
You can think
of it as a...
775
00:40:39,511 --> 00:40:42,296
clown phobia
sobriety chip.
776
00:40:42,321 --> 00:40:46,321
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