1 00:00:04,041 --> 00:00:06,436 You look horrific. When was the last time you really slept a night? 2 00:00:06,438 --> 00:00:07,604 Let's just work, all right? 3 00:00:16,332 --> 00:00:19,057 Killer clown. I know what you're thinking, Sam. 4 00:00:19,125 --> 00:00:20,716 "Why did it have to be clowns?" 5 00:00:20,784 --> 00:00:21,580 Give me a break. 6 00:00:21,581 --> 00:00:22,991 You didn't think I remembered, did you? 7 00:00:23,434 --> 00:00:24,749 Come on, you still bust out crying 8 00:00:24,908 --> 00:00:26,148 whenever you see Ronald McDonald on the television. 9 00:00:26,216 --> 00:00:27,390 At least I'm not afraid of flying. 10 00:00:27,457 --> 00:00:29,169 Planes crash. And apparently clowns kill. 11 00:00:45,045 --> 00:00:46,646 It's okay. 12 00:00:46,714 --> 00:00:49,099 They can't hurt you. They can't hurt you. 13 00:00:49,183 --> 00:00:50,883 "If it bleeds, you can kill it." 14 00:00:50,935 --> 00:00:52,152 Yeah. 15 00:00:52,219 --> 00:00:53,403 "If it bleeds, you can kill it." 16 00:01:31,258 --> 00:01:35,258 ♪ Supernatural 7x14 ♪ Plucky Pennywhistle's Magical Menagerie Original Air Date on February 10, 2012 17 00:01:35,259 --> 00:01:39,259 == sync, corrected by elderman == 18 00:01:46,273 --> 00:01:47,907 Hello? 19 00:01:49,276 --> 00:01:50,943 Ye-- 20 00:01:50,995 --> 00:01:52,662 "I am the eggman." 21 00:01:53,998 --> 00:01:55,749 Seriously, Frank, pay phones? 22 00:01:55,800 --> 00:01:57,133 I mean, come on. 23 00:01:57,218 --> 00:01:59,502 I'm getting the clap off this thing just touching it. 24 00:02:01,922 --> 00:02:04,007 Fred Savage? Really? 25 00:02:04,091 --> 00:02:08,311 Yeah, no, I know, big mouths are everywhere. 26 00:02:08,396 --> 00:02:11,130 Uh, well, since you asked, 27 00:02:11,182 --> 00:02:13,633 some actual intel on the Dick Roman guy would be nice. 28 00:02:13,684 --> 00:02:14,967 Fine. 29 00:02:15,019 --> 00:02:16,102 All right. 30 00:02:16,153 --> 00:02:17,637 Yeah, good looking out. 31 00:02:23,444 --> 00:02:25,144 I hope he finds something quick. 32 00:02:25,196 --> 00:02:27,146 This whole protocol du jour thing's really creeping my cheese. 33 00:02:27,198 --> 00:02:29,032 So, we got dick on Dick? 34 00:02:30,868 --> 00:02:32,652 That's a vivid way of putting it. 35 00:02:32,703 --> 00:02:34,621 You find anything on Wonder Woman? No. 36 00:02:34,672 --> 00:02:37,040 And there probably won't be. They are definitely gone. 37 00:02:37,124 --> 00:02:39,175 But I might have found something over in Kansas. 38 00:02:39,260 --> 00:02:40,593 All right, well, let's do it. 39 00:02:40,661 --> 00:02:42,495 But, uh, a few simple rules, okay? No babies. 40 00:02:42,546 --> 00:02:44,431 In fact, no baby mamas. No bars. 41 00:02:44,498 --> 00:02:47,267 No booze -- no hot chicks of any kind. 44 00:02:51,355 --> 00:02:53,690 see how quick you want to dive back in the pool. 45 00:02:55,126 --> 00:02:56,509 Ohh. 46 00:02:56,560 --> 00:02:59,679 Those are not the fun kind of hickeys. 47 00:02:59,730 --> 00:03:02,315 You're -- you're saying an octopus did this? 48 00:03:02,366 --> 00:03:04,200 Not just any octopus. 49 00:03:04,285 --> 00:03:06,286 Based on welt diameter, 50 00:03:06,353 --> 00:03:08,621 enteroctopus dofleini. 51 00:03:08,689 --> 00:03:11,791 And for those of us who skipped the enteroctopus class? 52 00:03:11,859 --> 00:03:13,526 Giant Pacific octopus. 53 00:03:13,577 --> 00:03:16,195 How giant we talking, Doc? 54 00:03:16,247 --> 00:03:17,697 Approximately 30 feet. 55 00:03:21,502 --> 00:03:24,387 I mean, aren't... giant octopi rare around here? 56 00:03:24,472 --> 00:03:25,505 Yet here we are. 57 00:03:25,556 --> 00:03:26,673 All right, so what happens? 58 00:03:26,724 --> 00:03:28,124 Guy comes home, cracks a beer, 59 00:03:28,192 --> 00:03:30,760 and gets...suckered to death? 60 00:03:30,845 --> 00:03:32,812 Obviously, this was some kind of freak fetish attack. 61 00:03:32,880 --> 00:03:34,147 Someone created those hickey marks, 62 00:03:34,214 --> 00:03:37,216 then bled the man out. 63 00:03:41,155 --> 00:03:43,106 That bite look a little vamp-y to you? 64 00:03:43,190 --> 00:03:44,240 Yeah, no question. 65 00:03:44,325 --> 00:03:45,825 So what are we looking for? 66 00:03:45,893 --> 00:03:47,410 An octovamp? A vamptopus? 67 00:03:47,495 --> 00:03:49,496 That's crazy even for us, right? 68 00:03:49,563 --> 00:03:51,281 It does push the envelope. 69 00:03:51,365 --> 00:03:53,032 Let's go chat up the widow. 70 00:03:55,669 --> 00:03:59,122 We're very sorry for your loss, ma'am. 71 00:03:59,190 --> 00:04:01,407 Mrs. Harper, we know this is, uh, bad timing. 72 00:04:01,459 --> 00:04:02,556 But we just have a few routine questions 73 00:04:02,557 --> 00:04:03,787 that we need to ask you -- is that okay? 74 00:04:03,812 --> 00:04:05,012 Yeah. 75 00:04:05,329 --> 00:04:07,630 Did the house feel any different lately? 76 00:04:07,715 --> 00:04:09,215 Different...? 77 00:04:09,266 --> 00:04:11,101 Anything strange. 78 00:04:11,168 --> 00:04:12,268 Cold spots. 79 00:04:12,353 --> 00:04:14,304 Uh, did you smell anything weird? 80 00:04:14,371 --> 00:04:15,388 Maybe sulfury? 81 00:04:15,456 --> 00:04:17,791 No. Not that I can remember. 82 00:04:17,858 --> 00:04:20,259 Okay, we're just ticking all the boxes here. 83 00:04:20,311 --> 00:04:23,480 Um, what about any skeletons in your husband's closet? 84 00:04:23,547 --> 00:04:26,566 Skeletons? What do you mean? 85 00:04:26,617 --> 00:04:28,835 Can you think of anybody who would want to do him harm? 86 00:04:28,903 --> 00:04:31,604 A colleague, an old flame. 87 00:04:34,742 --> 00:04:36,392 The tiniest detail could really help. 88 00:04:36,460 --> 00:04:40,747 You want to know what he was up to lately? 89 00:04:40,798 --> 00:04:41,815 Ask Stacey. 90 00:04:41,882 --> 00:04:44,284 She was here the night he died. 91 00:04:44,351 --> 00:04:46,669 Um...Stacey? 92 00:04:46,754 --> 00:04:48,338 Our nanny. 93 00:04:51,091 --> 00:04:52,792 Any other questions? 94 00:04:52,843 --> 00:04:54,978 No, that's... 95 00:04:55,045 --> 00:04:56,095 Thank you. 96 00:04:56,147 --> 00:04:56,980 You've been a big help. 97 00:05:04,989 --> 00:05:06,523 Really appreciate the hospitality, ma'am. 98 00:05:17,484 --> 00:05:18,835 Mom, dad, nanny -- 99 00:05:18,919 --> 00:05:21,204 boy, that is a love triangle right out of casa erotica. 100 00:05:21,288 --> 00:05:23,039 'Course, in those, the jealous wife 101 00:05:23,123 --> 00:05:25,375 tends to channel her feelings more productively. 102 00:05:27,044 --> 00:05:29,462 The only thing I can't wrap my mind around is -- 103 00:05:29,513 --> 00:05:31,330 What, how wife lady summoned an octovamp? 104 00:05:31,382 --> 00:05:32,465 More like "why?" 105 00:05:32,516 --> 00:05:33,883 I mean, kind of impractical, right? 106 00:05:33,968 --> 00:05:36,436 Yeah. 107 00:05:36,503 --> 00:05:38,354 All right, one of us needs to go talk to the naughty nanny. 108 00:05:38,439 --> 00:05:39,689 The other one stay here, 109 00:05:39,773 --> 00:05:40,974 shake down the place when the wife leaves -- 110 00:05:41,025 --> 00:05:42,108 see what we're dealing with. 111 00:05:42,175 --> 00:05:43,142 All right. I'm on the nanny. 112 00:05:43,194 --> 00:05:44,277 No, I'm on the nanny. 113 00:05:44,344 --> 00:05:47,179 I thought you said no hot chicks. 114 00:05:47,231 --> 00:05:48,231 We don't know that she's hot. 115 00:05:52,286 --> 00:05:54,404 Now, uh, how would you describe 116 00:05:54,488 --> 00:05:56,856 your relationship with the deceased? 117 00:05:56,907 --> 00:05:58,908 I don't know. Normal, I guess. 118 00:05:58,993 --> 00:06:00,410 Normal? 119 00:06:00,494 --> 00:06:01,878 Well, I mostly dealt with Debra. 120 00:06:03,497 --> 00:06:06,032 There was nothing going on, if that's what you mean. 121 00:06:06,083 --> 00:06:08,968 Debra said that you were at the house late the night that... 122 00:06:09,036 --> 00:06:10,202 That Brian died. 123 00:06:10,254 --> 00:06:12,872 Yeah. 124 00:06:12,923 --> 00:06:15,225 Brian was working late, so I stayed with Kelly. 125 00:06:15,309 --> 00:06:16,426 She was pretty upset. 126 00:06:16,510 --> 00:06:17,727 Why's that? 127 00:06:17,811 --> 00:06:20,096 Well, it was her birthday. 128 00:06:20,180 --> 00:06:22,815 We had a party at Plucky's. 129 00:06:22,883 --> 00:06:26,218 Plucky's. Why does that sound familiar? 130 00:06:26,270 --> 00:06:28,821 Plucky Pennywhistle's Magical Menagerie? 131 00:06:28,889 --> 00:06:31,357 Pizza chain for kids. 132 00:06:31,408 --> 00:06:33,910 Actually, more for lazy parents. 133 00:06:33,994 --> 00:06:38,031 Anyway, her dad showed up 134 00:06:38,082 --> 00:06:40,399 for five minutes, then he went back to work. 135 00:06:40,451 --> 00:06:42,735 And, of course, her mom was out of town. 136 00:06:42,786 --> 00:06:45,955 This stupid kid told Kelly her folks didn't really love her. 137 00:06:46,040 --> 00:06:47,740 She freaked. 138 00:06:47,791 --> 00:06:49,292 I was calming her down for hours. 139 00:06:49,376 --> 00:06:52,795 Uh, did you...notice anything weird at the house? 140 00:06:52,880 --> 00:06:54,547 Weird like...? 141 00:06:54,598 --> 00:06:57,249 Anything. Even a bad feeling. 142 00:06:57,301 --> 00:07:00,520 No, nothing like that. 143 00:07:00,587 --> 00:07:05,758 Actually, Kelly does have a weird thing about closets. 144 00:07:05,809 --> 00:07:07,944 But it's just kid stuff. 145 00:07:08,028 --> 00:07:09,646 Try me. 146 00:07:09,730 --> 00:07:12,665 She thinks there's a monster in her closet. 147 00:07:12,733 --> 00:07:15,451 It drives everyone crazy. 148 00:07:18,739 --> 00:07:21,040 Hey, we talked to the wrong person. 149 00:07:21,108 --> 00:07:22,441 What? 150 00:07:22,493 --> 00:07:24,243 Yeah, forget the mom. Talk to the daughter. 151 00:07:24,295 --> 00:07:26,079 She's mad at her dad for ditching her birthday. 152 00:07:26,130 --> 00:07:27,330 So, what do you think? 153 00:07:27,414 --> 00:07:29,115 A birthday wish gone wrong, something like that? 154 00:07:29,166 --> 00:07:30,433 I don't know. It could be. 155 00:07:30,501 --> 00:07:31,901 I got a 20 on her right now. 156 00:07:31,969 --> 00:07:32,802 Can you get to her without tripping the AMBER Alert? 157 00:07:34,955 --> 00:07:36,255 I'll try. 158 00:07:36,307 --> 00:07:38,391 All right, see what you can find out. 159 00:07:41,929 --> 00:07:44,564 Whatcha working on there? 160 00:07:44,631 --> 00:07:46,316 I know who you are. 161 00:07:46,400 --> 00:07:49,135 - You do? - Mm-hmm. 162 00:07:49,186 --> 00:07:50,920 You're the guy that talked to my mom. 163 00:07:50,988 --> 00:07:53,356 That's right. I did. 164 00:07:53,440 --> 00:07:54,307 Kelly! 165 00:07:56,076 --> 00:07:57,243 Something wrong? 166 00:07:57,310 --> 00:08:00,079 My mom will get mad if I talk to you. 167 00:08:02,199 --> 00:08:05,251 Um...How come? 168 00:08:05,318 --> 00:08:07,170 Because of what I told the police. 169 00:08:07,254 --> 00:08:08,154 And what did you tell the police? 170 00:08:10,207 --> 00:08:12,324 I told them that I tried to warn my dad. 171 00:08:13,994 --> 00:08:15,795 That the monster would get him. 172 00:08:16,496 --> 00:08:19,549 Kelly. Come here! Now! 173 00:08:19,633 --> 00:08:20,666 Kelly! 174 00:09:07,898 --> 00:09:09,182 Aah! 175 00:09:09,233 --> 00:09:11,884 Ugh! 176 00:09:48,076 --> 00:09:50,077 "If it bleeds, you can kill it." 177 00:10:17,522 --> 00:10:19,289 Huh. 178 00:10:21,426 --> 00:10:23,360 Hey. Um... 179 00:10:23,427 --> 00:10:24,728 Okay, so, the horse I get. 180 00:10:24,779 --> 00:10:27,097 The hoofprints, the jumping over the fence. 181 00:10:27,148 --> 00:10:28,899 But, uh, what ran him through? 182 00:10:28,950 --> 00:10:31,368 Best thing I could tell you is something big. 183 00:10:31,435 --> 00:10:33,203 So, what, like a lance? 184 00:10:43,047 --> 00:10:45,132 It's sad. 185 00:10:45,216 --> 00:10:46,883 Lady's got to pull her friggin' 8-year-old 186 00:10:46,951 --> 00:10:48,635 out of school and tell him his dad's dead. 187 00:10:48,720 --> 00:10:51,588 Excuse me. 188 00:10:54,125 --> 00:10:55,142 Excuse me, ma'am? 189 00:10:55,226 --> 00:10:56,977 Agent Jones, FBI. 190 00:10:57,061 --> 00:10:59,980 I'm sorry. I-I really need to go. 191 00:11:00,064 --> 00:11:02,816 Okay. Uh, just one quick question, 192 00:11:02,900 --> 00:11:04,101 if you don't mind. 193 00:11:04,152 --> 00:11:06,653 Um, was yesterday your son's birthday? 194 00:11:06,738 --> 00:11:10,941 Billy's birthday? No. Why would you ask that? 195 00:11:10,992 --> 00:11:13,643 Nothing. Never mind. 196 00:11:13,695 --> 00:11:15,996 Oh. But... 197 00:11:16,080 --> 00:11:18,415 His father did take him 198 00:11:18,482 --> 00:11:20,701 to a friend's birthday party yesterday. 199 00:11:30,461 --> 00:11:31,795 Hey. 200 00:11:31,846 --> 00:11:34,965 Hey. You remember a chain called Plucky Pennywhistle's? 201 00:11:37,501 --> 00:11:38,802 No. 202 00:11:38,853 --> 00:11:41,188 Really? Could have swore you loved those places. 203 00:11:41,272 --> 00:11:42,623 No, dude, I hated them. 204 00:11:42,690 --> 00:11:46,276 Uh, you would dump me and go trolling for chicks. 205 00:11:46,344 --> 00:11:47,694 It's not like I left you in jail. 206 00:11:47,779 --> 00:11:49,613 I mean, those places are supposed to be fun. 207 00:11:49,680 --> 00:11:51,782 Fun? Uh, they're lame. 208 00:11:51,849 --> 00:11:54,034 And they smell like puke. 209 00:11:54,118 --> 00:11:55,352 And the ice cream is all grainy. 210 00:11:55,403 --> 00:11:57,187 All right, don't have one of your episodes, okay? 211 00:11:57,238 --> 00:11:59,623 I'm just saying I hit a dead end with this whole 212 00:11:59,690 --> 00:12:00,907 wishes-gone-wild thing, 213 00:12:00,992 --> 00:12:02,993 but both kids were at Plucky's day of. 214 00:12:03,044 --> 00:12:05,379 Look, why don't you go check out the local Plucky's 215 00:12:05,463 --> 00:12:06,913 and ask about this Billy kid? 216 00:12:06,998 --> 00:12:08,365 Look, man, w-why don't I just... 217 00:12:08,416 --> 00:12:10,217 Why don't I just wait for you to get back? 218 00:12:10,301 --> 00:12:11,335 No can do, Hermano. 219 00:12:11,386 --> 00:12:12,803 I'm on my way to talk to little Billy. 220 00:12:12,870 --> 00:12:16,640 Why -- why -- why don't I talk to Billy...Right now? 221 00:12:16,707 --> 00:12:18,425 Wait, wait, wait. 222 00:12:18,509 --> 00:12:21,211 This isn't about your, uh, your clown thing, is it? 223 00:12:21,262 --> 00:12:23,063 What?! 224 00:12:23,147 --> 00:12:24,898 No! 225 00:12:24,982 --> 00:12:26,066 Sammy? 226 00:12:26,150 --> 00:12:27,351 No. 227 00:12:27,402 --> 00:12:30,237 Yeah, what in the world did they do to you? 228 00:12:30,304 --> 00:12:32,105 All right, you know what? Never mind. 229 00:12:32,190 --> 00:12:34,074 Just know that 99.99% 230 00:12:34,158 --> 00:12:35,892 of all clowns can't hurt you. 231 00:12:35,943 --> 00:12:38,195 Okay? And if it bleeds, 232 00:12:38,246 --> 00:12:39,746 you can kill it. 233 00:12:42,333 --> 00:12:44,201 "If it bleeds, you can kill it." 234 00:12:55,680 --> 00:12:57,881 I'm too old for this. 235 00:13:12,530 --> 00:13:14,781 Welcome to Plucky's, 236 00:13:14,866 --> 00:13:16,533 where all your dreams are good. 237 00:13:17,702 --> 00:13:19,986 Could you just, uh, maybe... 238 00:13:20,071 --> 00:13:21,788 Just get the manager for me? 239 00:13:21,873 --> 00:13:23,990 Okay. 240 00:13:49,100 --> 00:13:51,318 I just need you to stay sane for three more hours. 241 00:13:51,402 --> 00:13:54,070 Okay? Here. 242 00:13:54,138 --> 00:13:56,273 Finish your homework. 243 00:13:56,324 --> 00:13:58,942 Like I can concentrate in here. 244 00:14:18,963 --> 00:14:20,830 Real beauties, huh? 245 00:14:20,882 --> 00:14:22,966 We rotate them out once a week. 246 00:14:23,017 --> 00:14:26,002 Kids love having their art on the wall. 247 00:14:26,053 --> 00:14:27,888 "Draw your worst fear"? 248 00:14:27,972 --> 00:14:29,139 I know. 249 00:14:29,190 --> 00:14:30,941 But we don't post the truly evil stuff -- 250 00:14:31,008 --> 00:14:33,477 just the standard crap like sharks and ghosts. 251 00:14:36,113 --> 00:14:37,180 Jean Holiday, shift manager. 252 00:14:37,231 --> 00:14:38,949 Johnson, FBI. 253 00:14:39,016 --> 00:14:40,617 So tell me -- 254 00:14:40,684 --> 00:14:44,037 why even ask the kids to draw creepy stuff to begin with? 255 00:14:44,121 --> 00:14:46,540 It's just an exercise... 256 00:14:46,624 --> 00:14:48,625 Some pop psychologist came up with. 257 00:14:48,692 --> 00:14:50,193 Plus, the owner's obsessed 258 00:14:50,244 --> 00:14:51,912 with "aiding children's development." 259 00:14:51,996 --> 00:14:53,797 So, the place mat is a safe way 260 00:14:53,864 --> 00:14:55,999 to get kids to talk about their fears. 261 00:14:56,050 --> 00:14:58,301 You know, we get them to sketch it in a little box, 262 00:14:58,369 --> 00:15:00,870 and -- voilà! -- Plucky magically transforms it 263 00:15:00,922 --> 00:15:02,339 into rainbows and candy. 264 00:15:03,624 --> 00:15:05,509 Personally, I think it's a load of hooey, 265 00:15:05,560 --> 00:15:07,644 but they say that if these fears run wild, 266 00:15:07,711 --> 00:15:09,879 then it affects kids long into their adulthood. 267 00:15:16,821 --> 00:15:19,656 Yeah, I've -- I've -- I've heard that. 268 00:15:19,723 --> 00:15:22,492 Um...So, I don't know if you'll remember, 269 00:15:22,560 --> 00:15:25,779 but there was a kid in here yesterday 270 00:15:25,863 --> 00:15:27,197 named Billy Pogue for a party? 271 00:15:27,248 --> 00:15:28,865 Oh, the conniption kid. 272 00:15:28,916 --> 00:15:30,417 Conniption? He -- he had -- 273 00:15:30,451 --> 00:15:32,902 No, no, no, not him. He was fine. It was his dad. 274 00:15:32,954 --> 00:15:35,672 He pulls the kid away before cake and presents, 275 00:15:35,739 --> 00:15:37,791 and I guess the kid asked to stay for another five minutes. 276 00:15:37,875 --> 00:15:40,093 The dad pulls a full-frontal douchebag, 277 00:15:40,177 --> 00:15:41,211 starts screaming. 278 00:15:41,262 --> 00:15:42,912 Just embarrassed for the kid. 279 00:15:51,138 --> 00:15:55,775 Hey. Hey. 280 00:15:55,860 --> 00:15:57,427 Hey! 281 00:16:01,098 --> 00:16:03,984 You a cop? 282 00:16:04,068 --> 00:16:05,986 Uh, yeah. I'm a Fed. 283 00:16:07,705 --> 00:16:09,656 Uh, what are you investigating? 284 00:16:09,740 --> 00:16:11,274 Couple of crazy deaths. 285 00:16:11,325 --> 00:16:13,910 Why, is there something you want to share? 286 00:16:13,961 --> 00:16:15,945 Look -- not now. 287 00:16:15,997 --> 00:16:19,049 Too many eyes. 288 00:16:19,116 --> 00:16:21,167 Come back after closing. 289 00:16:30,127 --> 00:16:31,845 Hey. 290 00:16:31,929 --> 00:16:34,898 So, what's the lowdown with trauma town? 291 00:16:36,350 --> 00:16:37,734 I can tell you this much. 292 00:16:37,801 --> 00:16:39,969 Neither vic was up for parent of the year. 293 00:16:40,021 --> 00:16:41,821 Kelly's dad skipped her birthday, 294 00:16:41,906 --> 00:16:44,658 and Billy's dad pulled one of those Dick Parent scenes 295 00:16:44,742 --> 00:16:46,142 that makes everyone cringe. 296 00:16:46,193 --> 00:16:47,310 What the hell are these? 297 00:16:47,361 --> 00:16:48,445 Kid therapy. 298 00:16:48,496 --> 00:16:49,913 Um, you draw your worst nightmare -- 299 00:16:49,980 --> 00:16:51,164 poof! -- Plucky fixes it. 300 00:16:51,248 --> 00:16:52,815 Um, they hang them up on this big wall. 301 00:16:52,867 --> 00:16:55,118 Well, can't argue with this. 302 00:16:55,186 --> 00:16:56,819 Leprechauns are deadly. 303 00:16:58,039 --> 00:17:00,507 Okay, so, Kelly draws a monster, 304 00:17:00,591 --> 00:17:02,542 and then that goes after her father? 305 00:17:02,627 --> 00:17:04,127 That's what we're saying? 306 00:17:04,178 --> 00:17:06,429 Well, here's the thing. They label those. 307 00:17:06,497 --> 00:17:08,431 And guess which two were missing. 308 00:17:08,499 --> 00:17:10,600 Well, name tag was there -- no place mat. 309 00:17:10,668 --> 00:17:11,935 Little miss octovamp. 310 00:17:12,002 --> 00:17:13,770 Yeah. And... 311 00:17:13,837 --> 00:17:16,039 - Billy. - So... 312 00:17:16,107 --> 00:17:18,475 Somehow, whatever he drew came to life 313 00:17:18,526 --> 00:17:20,694 and killed his dad, riding a horse. 314 00:17:20,778 --> 00:17:23,480 Close, but no Seabiscuit. 315 00:17:23,531 --> 00:17:26,866 See, I went and had a little chat with Billy. 316 00:17:26,951 --> 00:17:28,451 And he drew me this. 317 00:17:32,790 --> 00:17:34,324 Wait. 318 00:17:34,375 --> 00:17:35,492 So now unicorns are evil? 319 00:17:35,543 --> 00:17:37,544 Yeah. Obviously. 320 00:17:37,628 --> 00:17:39,412 Great. 321 00:17:39,497 --> 00:17:41,331 Well, now the question is, 322 00:17:41,382 --> 00:17:45,251 how did a Unicorn come off a sketch and kill Billy's dad? 323 00:17:45,336 --> 00:17:47,036 How's any of this happening? 324 00:17:49,974 --> 00:17:51,641 Well, that's it for me. 325 00:17:51,709 --> 00:17:53,209 Guess I'll head out. 326 00:17:53,260 --> 00:17:54,561 Uh, one more thing. 327 00:17:54,645 --> 00:17:56,646 Some kid puked in the ball pit. 328 00:17:56,714 --> 00:17:59,015 It's gonna need a full sanitization. 329 00:17:59,066 --> 00:18:01,217 Do that, and then you can clock out. 330 00:18:24,975 --> 00:18:26,092 Aah! 331 00:18:33,100 --> 00:18:33,767 Ah! 332 00:18:35,403 --> 00:18:36,352 Aah! 333 00:19:04,598 --> 00:19:06,599 Aah! 334 00:19:33,694 --> 00:19:35,812 Hold on one second there, guys. 335 00:19:40,584 --> 00:19:42,669 All right. Uh, thank you. 336 00:19:45,673 --> 00:19:46,873 So? 337 00:19:46,957 --> 00:19:48,825 The manager found the body in the ball pit. 338 00:19:48,876 --> 00:19:50,159 Blood everywhere. 339 00:19:50,211 --> 00:19:51,427 Cops have a theory? 340 00:19:51,495 --> 00:19:52,712 Yeah, they think the ball washer did it. 341 00:19:52,797 --> 00:19:54,931 The what? The...ball washer. 342 00:19:54,998 --> 00:19:56,883 The what? The ball -- 343 00:19:56,967 --> 00:19:58,968 Look at this. 344 00:20:01,522 --> 00:20:03,356 Thank you, gentlemen. 345 00:20:06,560 --> 00:20:07,894 That's a shark bite. 346 00:20:07,978 --> 00:20:09,279 Yeah. 347 00:20:09,346 --> 00:20:10,864 And, uh, judging from the radius, 348 00:20:10,948 --> 00:20:12,181 I'd say a 20-footer, at least. 349 00:20:13,851 --> 00:20:16,519 "Shark Week," man. How do you not watch that? 350 00:20:17,655 --> 00:20:19,455 Whole week of sharks. 351 00:20:34,088 --> 00:20:36,539 Omar Cooper. 352 00:20:36,590 --> 00:20:38,374 How much you want to bet 353 00:20:38,425 --> 00:20:39,976 little Omar here was scared of sharks? 354 00:20:40,043 --> 00:20:41,561 And Saul the janitor is connected how? 355 00:20:41,629 --> 00:20:42,946 I mean, he's not related to Omar. 356 00:20:43,013 --> 00:20:46,349 No. But Saul had something he wanted to tell me. 357 00:20:46,400 --> 00:20:48,651 So this isn't about ganking some dickweed parent. 358 00:20:48,719 --> 00:20:50,720 More like, uh, silencing a whistle-blower? 359 00:20:50,771 --> 00:20:52,488 Great, so whatever we're looking for 360 00:20:52,556 --> 00:20:55,742 can literally fire off childhood fears at will. 361 00:20:55,826 --> 00:20:58,561 Wow. Watch out for evil lunch ladies. 362 00:20:58,612 --> 00:21:00,196 All right. 363 00:21:00,247 --> 00:21:01,447 Let's comb this place. 364 00:21:02,917 --> 00:21:05,285 Seriously. 365 00:21:05,369 --> 00:21:06,786 Dractopus. 366 00:21:06,871 --> 00:21:08,538 Seabiscuit the impaler. 367 00:21:08,589 --> 00:21:11,174 Land shark -- what's next? 368 00:21:19,099 --> 00:21:20,416 Okay, Tyler, that's it. 369 00:21:20,467 --> 00:21:22,218 You got to take the bus from here. 370 00:21:22,269 --> 00:21:23,219 But I thought -- 371 00:21:23,270 --> 00:21:24,354 I can't. I'm sorry. 372 00:21:24,421 --> 00:21:25,605 I'm late. 373 00:21:27,725 --> 00:21:28,892 Here. 374 00:21:34,565 --> 00:21:36,933 Stay out of trouble. 375 00:21:59,253 --> 00:22:01,137 Whee! 376 00:22:03,140 --> 00:22:04,007 Aah! 377 00:22:08,346 --> 00:22:09,896 Ohh. 378 00:22:09,981 --> 00:22:11,381 Ow! 379 00:22:23,494 --> 00:22:25,111 Maybe...Tulpa? 380 00:22:25,196 --> 00:22:28,365 No, killing's are too spread out. 381 00:22:28,416 --> 00:22:30,033 True. 382 00:22:30,084 --> 00:22:32,085 Um...Angel? 383 00:22:32,169 --> 00:22:33,569 It's a little imaginative for the God squad, 384 00:22:33,621 --> 00:22:35,121 don't you think? 385 00:22:35,206 --> 00:22:37,841 All right. So...What? 386 00:22:37,908 --> 00:22:39,959 Yeah, I don't know. I'm tapped out. 387 00:22:40,044 --> 00:22:43,546 Well, whatever it is, 388 00:22:43,614 --> 00:22:45,465 at least we know where it is. 389 00:22:45,549 --> 00:22:46,966 Plucky's! 390 00:22:47,034 --> 00:22:49,703 That's where the victims are getting picked up. 391 00:22:49,770 --> 00:22:54,107 Yeah, but we swept the place last night, and nada. 392 00:22:54,191 --> 00:22:55,542 I can go back. 393 00:22:55,609 --> 00:22:57,644 Go to the employees, maybe dig up some dirt. 394 00:22:57,728 --> 00:23:00,246 What good's that gonna do? They think you're a Fed. 395 00:23:00,314 --> 00:23:02,632 The one guy who was gonna rat, he got Bruce'd. 396 00:23:02,700 --> 00:23:05,201 If anybody knows anything, they're not gonna tell you. 397 00:23:05,269 --> 00:23:07,454 All right. Yep. That's the plan. 398 00:23:07,538 --> 00:23:08,771 I'll go back... 399 00:23:08,823 --> 00:23:11,107 Play bad cop, really lean into them. 400 00:23:11,158 --> 00:23:13,276 And...? 401 00:23:13,327 --> 00:23:16,329 And...when I'm done, then you watch them. 402 00:23:16,414 --> 00:23:19,416 So if somebody freaks out, then that's our creep. 403 00:23:19,467 --> 00:23:22,469 Or he'll lead us closer, and you can track him. 404 00:23:22,553 --> 00:23:25,004 Well, what's my cover? 405 00:23:25,089 --> 00:23:26,956 I don't know. Just hang back. 406 00:23:27,007 --> 00:23:28,341 Act normal. 407 00:23:31,762 --> 00:23:34,564 Yeah, yeah. Guy in his 30s hanging out at Plucky's alone -- 408 00:23:34,631 --> 00:23:35,982 that's normal. 409 00:23:36,067 --> 00:23:37,467 That's not pervy at all. 410 00:23:37,518 --> 00:23:39,069 So, it doesn't matter what people say. 411 00:23:39,136 --> 00:23:40,236 We've roped it off. 412 00:23:40,304 --> 00:23:42,021 I've notified the powers that be. Everyone's aware. 413 00:23:42,106 --> 00:23:44,407 Just no one goes in the... 414 00:23:44,475 --> 00:23:46,109 Hi. 415 00:23:46,160 --> 00:23:47,527 Agent. 416 00:23:47,611 --> 00:23:48,478 I bet I know why you're here. 417 00:23:48,529 --> 00:23:50,163 How's business? 418 00:23:50,247 --> 00:23:52,482 Turns out not even grim flippin' death 419 00:23:52,533 --> 00:23:53,614 can slow down the birthday fun. 420 00:23:53,639 --> 00:23:54,834 Oh. 421 00:23:54,835 --> 00:23:56,369 We roped off the ball pit, though, 422 00:23:56,454 --> 00:23:57,820 until corporate can get here. 423 00:23:57,872 --> 00:24:00,290 I just can't believe the machine fritzed 424 00:24:00,341 --> 00:24:01,708 and did Saul in like that. 425 00:24:01,792 --> 00:24:03,126 Yeah, that makes two of us. 426 00:24:03,177 --> 00:24:04,594 I'm gonna need to talk to some of your employees. 427 00:24:04,662 --> 00:24:05,845 Like who? 428 00:24:05,930 --> 00:24:06,980 Like you. 429 00:24:29,203 --> 00:24:30,286 Howdy, friend. 430 00:24:30,354 --> 00:24:31,821 Giant slinky. 431 00:24:31,872 --> 00:24:33,356 Would have killed for one of those when I was a kid. 432 00:24:33,407 --> 00:24:34,690 How much? 433 00:24:34,742 --> 00:24:36,042 1,000 tickets. American dinero. How much? 434 00:24:36,127 --> 00:24:38,361 Oh, we don't take cash here at Plucky Pennywhistle's. 435 00:24:38,412 --> 00:24:41,164 Only tickets won through hard work and determination. 436 00:24:42,500 --> 00:24:43,833 You mainlined the kool-aid, huh? 437 00:24:47,304 --> 00:24:50,557 It's double-ticket Tuesday if you play skeeball. 438 00:24:55,179 --> 00:24:57,564 Howdy, friend! 439 00:25:03,154 --> 00:25:04,988 So, where were you last night? 440 00:25:05,055 --> 00:25:07,157 Well, here. 441 00:25:07,224 --> 00:25:08,741 Obviously. 442 00:25:08,826 --> 00:25:11,227 I found him. 443 00:25:11,278 --> 00:25:14,197 But I was by the cash register the whole time. 444 00:25:14,248 --> 00:25:16,533 There's a security camera pointed right at the counter. 445 00:25:16,600 --> 00:25:18,585 - The cops already looked at it. - Uh-huh. 446 00:25:18,669 --> 00:25:20,203 And you heard nothing? 447 00:25:20,254 --> 00:25:21,971 I heard the ball blaster. 448 00:25:22,039 --> 00:25:23,739 I didn't hear him. 449 00:25:23,791 --> 00:25:25,959 If I did, I would have run in, of course. 450 00:25:26,043 --> 00:25:27,577 Yeah, right, right. 451 00:25:27,628 --> 00:25:28,878 So that's your excuse. 452 00:25:28,929 --> 00:25:30,797 My what? 453 00:25:30,881 --> 00:25:32,915 Look, I know I'm new to this job, but I'm -- 454 00:25:32,967 --> 00:25:35,151 What? 455 00:25:35,219 --> 00:25:36,970 - How new? - Couple weeks. 456 00:25:37,054 --> 00:25:38,354 I just got promoted. 457 00:25:38,422 --> 00:25:41,090 Hmm. 458 00:25:41,141 --> 00:25:45,895 So, uh, was there a lot of competition for the gig? 459 00:25:45,946 --> 00:25:47,013 I guess. 460 00:25:47,081 --> 00:25:50,533 It comes with benefits. 461 00:25:50,601 --> 00:25:52,735 The bosses had us all write essays 462 00:25:52,786 --> 00:25:55,405 about how we would do our best for the kids, 463 00:25:55,456 --> 00:25:56,639 and they picked me. 464 00:25:56,707 --> 00:25:58,458 Don't be shocked, 465 00:25:58,542 --> 00:26:01,077 but I actually did two semesters at college, so... 466 00:26:01,128 --> 00:26:05,131 I'm not in any kind of trouble, am I? 467 00:26:05,216 --> 00:26:08,501 I don't know. Why don't you tell me? 468 00:26:08,586 --> 00:26:12,255 Look, I know I'm not perfect, but I'm trying. 469 00:26:12,306 --> 00:26:14,624 And, I mean, it's not as if I'd ever do anything illegal. 470 00:26:15,676 --> 00:26:18,228 Sure you wouldn't. 471 00:26:57,768 --> 00:26:59,135 Special Agent? 472 00:26:59,186 --> 00:27:00,553 Wow! 473 00:27:00,638 --> 00:27:02,138 I want you to know, sir, 474 00:27:02,189 --> 00:27:03,753 that I really appreciate what you do, and -- 475 00:27:03,778 --> 00:27:04,978 Quiet. 476 00:27:17,354 --> 00:27:19,021 Hey! 477 00:27:19,073 --> 00:27:20,290 Stop cheating! 478 00:27:26,046 --> 00:27:27,530 You heard him. Knock it off! 479 00:27:31,418 --> 00:27:33,303 Jackass. Jackass. 480 00:27:34,338 --> 00:27:36,139 Tyler, soup's on. 481 00:27:39,093 --> 00:27:40,876 - But, mom, I don't want -- - Just eat it. 482 00:27:40,928 --> 00:27:42,228 But it sucks! 483 00:27:51,939 --> 00:27:54,190 Hey, why don't you cut her some slack? 484 00:27:54,241 --> 00:27:55,408 What do you care? 485 00:27:55,492 --> 00:27:57,393 Because I've been where you are. 486 00:27:57,444 --> 00:27:59,662 Your mom made you camp at a stupid Plucky's after school? 487 00:27:59,730 --> 00:28:01,614 Y-- no. 488 00:28:01,699 --> 00:28:07,370 No, but my dad, he...hauled me places. 489 00:28:07,421 --> 00:28:09,789 Besides, she's working a tough gig. 490 00:28:09,873 --> 00:28:11,591 You know? She's exhausted. 491 00:28:11,675 --> 00:28:15,094 You should take pity on the old. 492 00:28:15,179 --> 00:28:17,513 And, hey, free grub. 493 00:28:17,581 --> 00:28:19,298 That stuff tastes like butt. 494 00:28:19,383 --> 00:28:20,717 What? 495 00:28:20,768 --> 00:28:22,918 Come on, it can't be that bad. 496 00:28:22,970 --> 00:28:23,919 Let's see here. 497 00:28:26,724 --> 00:28:28,057 Ah. 498 00:28:30,260 --> 00:28:31,394 That is butt. 499 00:28:35,983 --> 00:28:37,984 You scared of robots? 500 00:28:38,068 --> 00:28:39,869 They have laser eyes. 501 00:28:39,936 --> 00:28:41,437 Yes. 502 00:28:41,488 --> 00:28:44,540 Howdy, friend! What's your name? 503 00:28:44,608 --> 00:28:47,377 Hi. 504 00:28:55,452 --> 00:28:56,786 Lose the head. 505 00:28:59,456 --> 00:29:00,440 Why'd you do it? 506 00:29:00,507 --> 00:29:02,458 Do...What? 507 00:29:02,509 --> 00:29:04,610 I think you know. 508 00:29:04,678 --> 00:29:06,813 I... 509 00:29:06,897 --> 00:29:07,847 I got rights. 510 00:29:07,931 --> 00:29:08,898 You can't -- 511 00:29:10,401 --> 00:29:12,134 I'm the federal government, pal. 512 00:29:12,186 --> 00:29:13,803 - I can do whatever I want. - Okay. I'll talk. 513 00:29:18,642 --> 00:29:19,742 Dean! 514 00:29:36,927 --> 00:29:39,128 Hey! Hey! Come here! 515 00:29:40,764 --> 00:29:42,298 Hey! 516 00:29:47,688 --> 00:29:50,339 If this is about the meth lab that fireballed up in Butte, 517 00:29:50,390 --> 00:29:51,340 it wasn't me. 518 00:29:51,391 --> 00:29:52,809 Okay, it was my brother, 519 00:29:52,860 --> 00:29:55,194 but, um, we got the same fingerprints, and... 520 00:29:55,279 --> 00:29:57,814 Please. This is the best job I ever had. 521 00:29:57,865 --> 00:29:59,949 All right, look, uh... 522 00:30:00,016 --> 00:30:01,367 Cliff. Cliff. 523 00:30:01,452 --> 00:30:02,785 You're not using kids' nightmares 524 00:30:02,853 --> 00:30:03,786 to smoke people, are you, Cliff? 525 00:30:03,854 --> 00:30:06,873 I don't...think so. 526 00:30:09,025 --> 00:30:10,710 Get up. 527 00:30:10,794 --> 00:30:12,027 What's going on? 528 00:30:12,079 --> 00:30:13,663 All right, cards up. 529 00:30:13,714 --> 00:30:16,799 Yeah, we don't care that you, you know, broke bad or whatever. 530 00:30:16,867 --> 00:30:19,502 But there is some seriously weird going on in there. 531 00:30:19,553 --> 00:30:21,704 You mean the sub-basement. 532 00:30:21,755 --> 00:30:23,706 This place has a sub-basement? 533 00:30:23,757 --> 00:30:25,391 Sure. Door's out back. 534 00:30:25,476 --> 00:30:26,642 Easy to miss if you don't know. 535 00:30:26,710 --> 00:30:27,760 What's in there? 536 00:30:27,845 --> 00:30:29,345 Alls I know is... 537 00:30:29,396 --> 00:30:32,882 Me and Saul used to come in after hours sometimes and... 538 00:30:34,818 --> 00:30:38,654 You ever shroom in a ball pit? 539 00:30:41,325 --> 00:30:43,493 Not that I...would, agents. 540 00:30:43,560 --> 00:30:46,579 It was Saul. Just Saul. All alone. 541 00:30:46,663 --> 00:30:47,997 Anyway... 542 00:30:48,064 --> 00:30:50,833 Sometimes we'd hear, like, spooky stuff, 543 00:30:50,901 --> 00:30:52,285 through the vents... 544 00:30:52,369 --> 00:30:55,004 Coming up from the boiler room. 545 00:30:58,592 --> 00:31:00,209 Okay, kiddo. Let's go. 546 00:31:00,260 --> 00:31:01,744 But somebody stole it! 547 00:31:01,795 --> 00:31:04,514 So, draw another one! 548 00:31:04,581 --> 00:31:05,681 Okay? 549 00:31:05,749 --> 00:31:08,184 We gotta go. 550 00:31:10,888 --> 00:31:12,855 Okay. I'm sorry. 551 00:31:12,923 --> 00:31:15,858 Thank you. 552 00:31:15,926 --> 00:31:17,259 That place mat sucked anyway. 553 00:31:29,272 --> 00:31:30,439 Dean. What? What is it? 554 00:31:30,490 --> 00:31:32,158 While you were out being Dirty Harry, 555 00:31:32,242 --> 00:31:35,328 uh, Tyler's mom got pissy with him, 556 00:31:35,412 --> 00:31:36,996 and now his place mat's missing. 557 00:31:37,080 --> 00:31:38,581 So, what do you think? 558 00:31:38,632 --> 00:31:40,783 I think the bitchy mom 559 00:31:40,834 --> 00:31:44,003 plus, uh, sad kid plus place mat 560 00:31:44,087 --> 00:31:46,472 with something nuts written on it... 561 00:31:46,557 --> 00:31:47,974 equals wacky corpse. 562 00:31:48,058 --> 00:31:49,475 So you think she's next on the list? 563 00:31:49,560 --> 00:31:51,844 All right, I'll tail them just to be safe. You -- 564 00:31:51,929 --> 00:31:52,962 check the boiler room. I know. 565 00:31:53,013 --> 00:31:54,630 Right. 566 00:31:54,681 --> 00:31:55,898 Oh. Oh. 567 00:31:55,966 --> 00:31:57,516 Uh, Dean, hey, uh, any idea what he drew? 568 00:31:57,601 --> 00:31:58,901 - Robot. - Robot? 569 00:31:58,969 --> 00:32:00,803 Yeah, about the size of a house. 570 00:32:00,854 --> 00:32:02,304 Shoots destructo beams out of its eyes. 571 00:32:04,575 --> 00:32:05,441 At least I'll see it coming. 572 00:32:05,492 --> 00:32:06,525 Yeah. 573 00:32:26,997 --> 00:32:29,465 Now, that's perfectly normal. 574 00:32:58,912 --> 00:33:00,479 Drop it. 575 00:33:06,753 --> 00:33:08,671 Drop it! 576 00:33:13,710 --> 00:33:16,178 Mm-hmm. Now kick it over. 577 00:33:22,052 --> 00:33:24,403 Some pretty heavy hoodoo you got here. 578 00:33:24,488 --> 00:33:26,322 I gotta say, as far as I know, 579 00:33:26,389 --> 00:33:29,775 none of these things, uh, can poop out a Unicorn. 580 00:33:29,860 --> 00:33:33,829 There's power in fear. 581 00:33:33,897 --> 00:33:37,950 And when a child draws what he's afraid of, 582 00:33:38,035 --> 00:33:42,121 a little of that mojo ends up on the page. 583 00:33:42,205 --> 00:33:44,573 So, what, you toss it in the fire, 584 00:33:44,624 --> 00:33:47,626 and some bed-wetter's horror show comes to life? 585 00:33:47,711 --> 00:33:49,545 I got to get something off the parent, too. 586 00:33:51,247 --> 00:33:52,465 Something they own. 587 00:33:52,549 --> 00:33:54,717 That bit gets tricky. 588 00:33:54,768 --> 00:33:56,919 Well, it hasn't seemed to slow you down. 589 00:33:56,970 --> 00:34:00,189 I'm just doing what I need to! 590 00:34:00,256 --> 00:34:01,924 Okay. Okay. 591 00:34:01,975 --> 00:34:03,726 I get it. Okay? 592 00:34:07,814 --> 00:34:09,264 No drawing... 593 00:34:09,316 --> 00:34:10,483 No Iron Giant! 594 00:34:10,567 --> 00:34:15,154 Oh, that b-word is still on the list! 595 00:34:15,238 --> 00:34:16,822 But not tonight. 596 00:34:16,907 --> 00:34:17,990 Bigger fish. 597 00:34:18,075 --> 00:34:20,259 What, are you gonna shoot me, Howard? 598 00:34:20,327 --> 00:34:22,945 You really want a body on your hands?! 599 00:34:22,996 --> 00:34:24,630 - Blood everywhere?! - You shut up! 600 00:34:24,715 --> 00:34:28,050 'Cause I got lots of ways to take care of bullies. 601 00:34:28,118 --> 00:34:29,118 Don't you worry. 602 00:34:29,169 --> 00:34:30,386 Like that FBI guy. 603 00:34:30,453 --> 00:34:31,504 He's your pal, right? 604 00:34:33,123 --> 00:34:35,641 I saw you chase Cliff down. 605 00:34:35,759 --> 00:34:39,595 Five minutes ago, his business card was torched. 606 00:34:39,646 --> 00:34:41,897 Along with something from my... 607 00:34:41,965 --> 00:34:44,316 personal collection. 608 00:34:45,736 --> 00:34:49,138 I-I-I picked it out real special for him, too. 609 00:34:49,189 --> 00:34:51,657 Soon as I saw him, I noticed. 610 00:34:51,742 --> 00:34:54,744 He was staring at every little Plucky 611 00:34:54,811 --> 00:34:57,830 like it was gonna stab him or something. 612 00:35:07,707 --> 00:35:09,592 Guy's got a real thing about clowns. 613 00:35:33,618 --> 00:35:37,305 Well, hey, these are, uh, really nice dolls. 614 00:35:37,389 --> 00:35:39,724 Did you paint them yourself? 615 00:35:44,013 --> 00:35:45,980 Oh. 616 00:35:46,065 --> 00:35:48,016 Uh, friggin' Plucky. 617 00:35:48,100 --> 00:35:49,800 Plucky helps kids. 618 00:35:49,852 --> 00:35:51,769 It's all I ever wanted to do. 619 00:35:51,820 --> 00:35:54,439 And when the management slot opened up, I... 620 00:35:57,026 --> 00:35:59,077 But they passed me over. 621 00:35:59,144 --> 00:36:00,811 Shocker. 622 00:36:00,863 --> 00:36:04,749 No, I told them, "No one cares more than me." 623 00:36:04,816 --> 00:36:06,701 But suits never listen. 624 00:36:07,703 --> 00:36:09,370 So, I'm doing it my way. 625 00:36:09,455 --> 00:36:11,422 So let me get this straight. 626 00:36:11,490 --> 00:36:13,991 You didn't get the good parking space, 627 00:36:14,043 --> 00:36:15,676 so you start dropping bodies? 628 00:36:15,744 --> 00:36:17,412 Those parents were horrible. 629 00:36:17,479 --> 00:36:19,047 They deserved what they got. 630 00:36:19,131 --> 00:36:20,631 What about Saul? 631 00:36:20,682 --> 00:36:21,766 Saul had a big mouth! 632 00:36:25,270 --> 00:36:26,771 Some guy hits on the babysitter, 633 00:36:26,855 --> 00:36:28,839 all of a sudden he's the world's worst dad? 634 00:36:28,941 --> 00:36:31,392 A good parent puts his kids first. 635 00:36:31,477 --> 00:36:34,278 And having a little girl watch her pop get ganked 636 00:36:34,346 --> 00:36:37,148 by the closet monster -- that's putting her first? 637 00:36:37,199 --> 00:36:39,350 In the long run, they'll all be better off. 638 00:36:39,401 --> 00:36:40,485 You think so? Really? 639 00:36:40,536 --> 00:36:42,036 I would have been. 640 00:36:52,214 --> 00:36:54,932 So, your brother. 641 00:36:56,969 --> 00:36:58,086 What'd you do to him? 642 00:36:58,170 --> 00:36:59,670 It's not my fault! It's theirs! 643 00:37:06,228 --> 00:37:08,763 Looks to me like he drowned. 644 00:37:10,715 --> 00:37:12,984 I was screaming... 645 00:37:13,051 --> 00:37:14,986 But my folks... 646 00:37:15,053 --> 00:37:16,771 They didn't listen. 647 00:37:16,855 --> 00:37:18,940 They never listened. 648 00:37:19,024 --> 00:37:19,857 It was an accident. 649 00:37:19,908 --> 00:37:21,526 They let him die! 650 00:37:25,998 --> 00:37:27,198 Ohh! 651 00:37:27,249 --> 00:37:28,583 Yeah! Ohh! 652 00:37:35,257 --> 00:37:37,425 I'll bet you still have nightmares. 653 00:37:39,044 --> 00:37:41,045 In fact, I'll bet you haven't been in the water since. 654 00:37:41,096 --> 00:37:41,846 Shut up! 655 00:37:41,913 --> 00:37:44,382 Because you're afraid. 656 00:37:47,386 --> 00:37:48,719 No!! 657 00:38:06,872 --> 00:38:08,573 It wasn't my fault. 658 00:38:10,042 --> 00:38:11,459 I'm sorry. 659 00:39:08,537 --> 00:39:09,820 Let's roll. 660 00:39:13,708 --> 00:39:16,377 Go ahead. Say it. 661 00:39:17,996 --> 00:39:19,613 I'm sorry. 662 00:39:19,681 --> 00:39:24,869 You look like you got attacked by some PCP-crazed strippers. 663 00:39:27,355 --> 00:39:31,609 Dude, one of them sprayed me with seltzer from his flower. 664 00:39:36,031 --> 00:39:38,399 I'm s-- whew. 665 00:39:38,466 --> 00:39:39,667 What? 666 00:39:39,734 --> 00:39:41,035 Nothing. 667 00:39:41,119 --> 00:39:42,019 Carry on. 668 00:39:42,070 --> 00:39:43,204 Ohh. 669 00:39:43,288 --> 00:39:44,738 That's... 670 00:39:44,823 --> 00:39:46,523 Sam... 671 00:39:46,575 --> 00:39:50,878 I'm sorry for... psychologically scarring you. 672 00:39:50,962 --> 00:39:53,297 Which time? 673 00:39:53,364 --> 00:39:54,632 Shut up. Seriously. 674 00:39:54,699 --> 00:39:56,634 You know, me ditching you when we were kids, 675 00:39:56,701 --> 00:39:57,835 that was a dick move. 676 00:39:57,886 --> 00:40:00,037 You know, the whole clown thing... 677 00:40:00,088 --> 00:40:02,006 You know what, man? Honestly... 678 00:40:02,057 --> 00:40:07,311 Getting my ass kicked by those juggalos tonight was... 679 00:40:07,378 --> 00:40:08,596 It was therapeutic. 680 00:40:08,680 --> 00:40:10,764 - You faced your fear. - Exactly. 681 00:40:10,849 --> 00:40:13,767 And now what else could a clown possibly ever do to me? 682 00:40:13,852 --> 00:40:15,019 - I feel good. - Well, congrats. 683 00:40:15,070 --> 00:40:16,687 By the way, to celebrate... 684 00:40:16,755 --> 00:40:18,739 What? 685 00:40:22,027 --> 00:40:23,027 - No! - Yes. 686 00:40:23,078 --> 00:40:24,445 Did you win this? 687 00:40:24,529 --> 00:40:25,412 We earned that. 688 00:40:25,497 --> 00:40:27,414 Ha ha! 689 00:40:27,499 --> 00:40:31,234 Hey. I got you a little something, too, actually. 690 00:40:34,839 --> 00:40:36,674 What? You said you were over it. 691 00:40:36,741 --> 00:40:39,426 You can think of it as a... 692 00:40:39,511 --> 00:40:42,296 clown phobia sobriety chip. 693 00:40:42,321 --> 00:40:46,321 == sync, corrected by elderman ==