1 00:00:03,341 --> 00:00:05,736 You look horrific. When was the last time you really slept a night? 2 00:00:05,738 --> 00:00:06,904 Let's just work, all right? 3 00:00:15,632 --> 00:00:18,357 Dean: Killer clown. I know what you're thinking, Sam. 4 00:00:18,425 --> 00:00:20,016 "Why did it have to be clowns?" 5 00:00:20,084 --> 00:00:20,880 Sam: Give me a break. 6 00:00:20,881 --> 00:00:22,291 [ Laughs ] You didn't think I remembered, did you? 7 00:00:22,734 --> 00:00:24,049 Come on, you still bust out crying 8 00:00:24,208 --> 00:00:25,448 whenever you see Ronald McDonald on the television. 9 00:00:25,516 --> 00:00:26,690 At least I'm not afraid of flying. 10 00:00:27,457 --> 00:00:29,169 Planes crash. And apparently clowns kill. 11 00:00:43,044 --> 00:00:43,978 [ Breathing heavily ] 12 00:00:44,045 --> 00:00:45,646 It's okay. 13 00:00:45,714 --> 00:00:48,099 They can't hurt you. They can't hurt you. 14 00:00:48,183 --> 00:00:49,883 "If it bleeds, you can kill it." 15 00:00:49,935 --> 00:00:51,152 Yeah. 16 00:00:51,219 --> 00:00:52,403 "If it bleeds, you can kill it." 17 00:00:58,777 --> 00:01:00,894 [ Laughing ] 18 00:01:07,286 --> 00:01:09,337 [ Giggling ] 19 00:01:10,572 --> 00:01:12,757 [ Grunts ] 20 00:01:19,514 --> 00:01:21,582 [ Banging ] 21 00:01:30,258 --> 00:01:34,258 ♪ Supernatural 7x14 ♪ Plucky Pennywhistle's Magical Menagerie Original Air Date on February 10, 2012 22 00:01:40,702 --> 00:01:43,621 [ telephone rings ] 23 00:01:45,573 --> 00:01:47,207 Hello? 24 00:01:48,576 --> 00:01:50,243 Ye-- 25 00:01:50,295 --> 00:01:51,962 "I am the eggman." 26 00:01:53,148 --> 00:01:54,899 Seriously, Frank, pay phones? 27 00:01:54,950 --> 00:01:56,283 I mean, come on. 28 00:01:56,368 --> 00:01:58,652 I'm getting the clap off this thing just touching it. 29 00:02:01,072 --> 00:02:03,157 Fred Savage? Really? 30 00:02:03,241 --> 00:02:07,461 Yeah, no, I know, big mouths are everywhere. 31 00:02:07,546 --> 00:02:10,280 Uh, well, since you asked, 32 00:02:10,332 --> 00:02:12,783 some actual intel on the Dick Roman guy would be nice. 33 00:02:12,834 --> 00:02:14,117 Fine. 34 00:02:14,169 --> 00:02:15,252 All right. 35 00:02:15,303 --> 00:02:16,787 Yeah, good looking out. 36 00:02:22,294 --> 00:02:23,994 I hope he finds something quick. 37 00:02:24,046 --> 00:02:25,996 This whole protocol du jour thing's really creeping my cheese. 38 00:02:26,048 --> 00:02:27,882 So, we got dick on Dick? 39 00:02:29,718 --> 00:02:31,502 That's a vivid way of putting it. 40 00:02:31,553 --> 00:02:33,471 You find anything on Wonder Woman? No. 41 00:02:33,522 --> 00:02:35,890 And there probably won't be. They are definitely gone. 44 00:02:39,511 --> 00:02:41,345 But, uh, a few simple rules, okay? No babies. 45 00:02:41,396 --> 00:02:43,281 In fact, no baby mamas. No bars. 46 00:02:43,348 --> 00:02:46,117 No booze -- no hot chicks of any kind. 47 00:02:46,184 --> 00:02:48,452 Wait, wait, wait. Did you just say -- 48 00:02:48,520 --> 00:02:50,154 Hey. You spawn a monster baby, 49 00:02:50,205 --> 00:02:52,540 see how quick you want to dive back in the pool. 50 00:02:53,976 --> 00:02:55,359 Dean: Ohh. 51 00:02:55,410 --> 00:02:58,529 Those are not the fun kind of hickeys. 52 00:02:58,580 --> 00:03:01,165 You're -- you're saying an octopus did this? 53 00:03:01,216 --> 00:03:03,050 Not just any octopus. 54 00:03:03,135 --> 00:03:05,136 Based on welt diameter, 55 00:03:05,203 --> 00:03:07,471 enteroctopus dofleini. 56 00:03:07,539 --> 00:03:10,641 And for those of us who skipped the enteroctopus class? 57 00:03:10,709 --> 00:03:12,376 Giant pacific octopus. 58 00:03:12,427 --> 00:03:15,045 How giant we talking, Doc? 59 00:03:15,097 --> 00:03:16,547 Approximately 30 feet. 60 00:03:19,017 --> 00:03:20,268 [ Chuckles ] 61 00:03:20,352 --> 00:03:23,237 I mean, aren't... giant octopi rare around here? 62 00:03:23,322 --> 00:03:24,355 Yet here we are. 63 00:03:24,406 --> 00:03:25,523 All right, so what happens? 64 00:03:25,574 --> 00:03:26,974 Guy comes home, cracks a beer, 65 00:03:27,042 --> 00:03:29,610 and gets...suckered to death? 66 00:03:29,695 --> 00:03:31,662 Obviously, this was some kind of freak fetish attack. 67 00:03:31,730 --> 00:03:32,997 Someone created those hickey marks, 68 00:03:33,064 --> 00:03:36,066 then bled the man out. 69 00:03:40,005 --> 00:03:41,956 That bite look a little vamp-y to you? 70 00:03:42,040 --> 00:03:43,090 Yeah, no question. 71 00:03:43,175 --> 00:03:44,675 So what are we looking for? 72 00:03:44,743 --> 00:03:46,260 An octovamp? A vamptopus? 73 00:03:46,345 --> 00:03:48,346 That's crazy even for us, right? 74 00:03:48,413 --> 00:03:50,131 It does push the envelope. 75 00:03:50,215 --> 00:03:51,882 Let's go chat up the widow. 76 00:03:54,519 --> 00:03:57,972 Sam: We're very sorry for your loss, ma'am. 77 00:03:58,040 --> 00:04:00,257 Mrs. Harper, we know this is, uh, bad timing. 78 00:04:00,309 --> 00:04:01,406 But we just have a few routine questions 79 00:04:01,407 --> 00:04:02,637 that we need to ask you -- is that okay? 80 00:04:02,662 --> 00:04:03,862 Yeah. 81 00:04:04,179 --> 00:04:06,480 Did the house feel any different lately? 82 00:04:06,565 --> 00:04:08,065 Different...? 83 00:04:08,116 --> 00:04:09,951 Anything strange. 84 00:04:10,018 --> 00:04:11,118 Cold spots. 85 00:04:11,203 --> 00:04:13,154 Uh, did you smell anything weird? 86 00:04:13,221 --> 00:04:14,238 Maybe sulfury? 87 00:04:14,306 --> 00:04:16,641 No. Not that I can remember. 88 00:04:16,708 --> 00:04:19,109 Okay, we're just ticking all the boxes here. 89 00:04:19,161 --> 00:04:22,330 Um, what about any skeletons in your husband's closet? 90 00:04:22,397 --> 00:04:25,416 [ Chuckling ] Skeletons? What do you mean? 91 00:04:25,467 --> 00:04:27,685 Can you think of anybody who would want to do him harm? 92 00:04:27,753 --> 00:04:30,454 A colleague, an old flame. 93 00:04:33,592 --> 00:04:35,242 The tiniest detail could really help. 94 00:04:35,310 --> 00:04:39,597 You want to know what he was up to lately? 95 00:04:39,648 --> 00:04:40,665 Ask Stacey. 96 00:04:40,732 --> 00:04:43,134 She was here the night he died. 97 00:04:43,201 --> 00:04:45,519 Um...Stacey? 98 00:04:45,604 --> 00:04:47,188 Our nanny. 99 00:04:49,941 --> 00:04:51,642 Any other questions? 100 00:04:51,693 --> 00:04:53,828 No, that's... 101 00:04:53,895 --> 00:04:54,945 Thank you. 102 00:04:54,997 --> 00:04:55,830 You've been a big help. 103 00:05:03,839 --> 00:05:05,373 Really appreciate the hospitality, ma'am. 104 00:05:06,625 --> 00:05:08,542 [ Dog barks in distance ] 105 00:05:10,662 --> 00:05:13,314 [ Door closes ] 106 00:05:16,334 --> 00:05:17,685 Mom, dad, nanny -- 107 00:05:17,769 --> 00:05:20,054 boy, that is a love triangle right out of casa erotica. 108 00:05:20,138 --> 00:05:21,889 'Course, in those, the jealous wife 109 00:05:21,973 --> 00:05:24,225 tends to channel her feelings more productively. 110 00:05:24,309 --> 00:05:25,843 [ Scoffs ] 111 00:05:25,894 --> 00:05:28,312 The only thing I can't wrap my mind around is -- 112 00:05:28,363 --> 00:05:30,180 What, how wife lady summoned an octovamp? 113 00:05:30,232 --> 00:05:31,315 More like "why?" 114 00:05:31,366 --> 00:05:32,733 I mean, kind of impractical, right? 115 00:05:32,818 --> 00:05:35,286 Yeah. 116 00:05:35,353 --> 00:05:37,204 All right, one of us needs to go talk to the naughty nanny. 117 00:05:37,289 --> 00:05:38,539 The other one stay here, 118 00:05:38,623 --> 00:05:39,824 shake down the place when the wife leaves -- 119 00:05:39,875 --> 00:05:40,958 see what we're dealing with. 120 00:05:41,025 --> 00:05:41,992 All right. I'm on the nanny. 121 00:05:42,044 --> 00:05:43,127 No, I'm on the nanny. 122 00:05:43,194 --> 00:05:46,029 I thought you said no hot chicks. 123 00:05:46,081 --> 00:05:47,081 We don't know that she's hot. 124 00:05:51,136 --> 00:05:53,254 Now, uh, how would you describe 125 00:05:53,338 --> 00:05:55,706 your relationship with the deceased? 126 00:05:55,757 --> 00:05:57,758 I don't know. Normal, I guess. 127 00:05:57,843 --> 00:05:59,260 Normal? 128 00:05:59,344 --> 00:06:00,728 Well, I mostly dealt with Debra. 129 00:06:02,347 --> 00:06:04,882 There was nothing going on, if that's what you mean. 130 00:06:04,933 --> 00:06:07,818 Debra said that you were at the house late the night that... 131 00:06:07,886 --> 00:06:09,052 That Brian died. 132 00:06:09,104 --> 00:06:11,722 Yeah. 133 00:06:11,773 --> 00:06:14,075 Brian was working late, so I stayed with Kelly. 134 00:06:14,159 --> 00:06:15,276 She was pretty upset. 135 00:06:15,360 --> 00:06:16,577 Why's that? 136 00:06:16,661 --> 00:06:18,946 Well, it was her birthday. 137 00:06:19,030 --> 00:06:21,665 We had a party at Plucky's. 138 00:06:21,733 --> 00:06:25,068 Plucky's. Why does that sound familiar? 139 00:06:25,120 --> 00:06:27,671 Plucky Pennywhistle's Magical Menagerie? 140 00:06:27,739 --> 00:06:30,207 Pizza chain for kids. 141 00:06:30,258 --> 00:06:32,760 Actually, more [chuckling] for lazy parents. 142 00:06:32,844 --> 00:06:36,881 Anyway, her dad showed up 143 00:06:36,932 --> 00:06:39,249 for five minutes, then he went back to work. 144 00:06:39,301 --> 00:06:41,585 And, of course, her mom was out of town. 145 00:06:41,636 --> 00:06:44,805 This stupid kid told Kelly her folks didn't really love her. 146 00:06:44,890 --> 00:06:46,590 She freaked. 147 00:06:46,641 --> 00:06:48,142 I was calming her down for hours. 148 00:06:48,226 --> 00:06:51,645 Uh, did you...notice anything weird at the house? 149 00:06:51,730 --> 00:06:53,397 Weird like...? 150 00:06:53,448 --> 00:06:56,099 Anything. Even a bad feeling. 151 00:06:56,151 --> 00:06:59,370 No, nothing like that. 152 00:06:59,437 --> 00:07:04,608 Actually, Kelly does have a weird thing about closets. 153 00:07:04,659 --> 00:07:06,794 But it's just kid stuff. 154 00:07:06,878 --> 00:07:08,496 Try me. 155 00:07:08,580 --> 00:07:11,515 She thinks there's a monster in her closet. 156 00:07:11,583 --> 00:07:14,301 It drives everyone crazy. 157 00:07:17,589 --> 00:07:19,890 Hey, we talked to the wrong person. 158 00:07:19,958 --> 00:07:21,291 Sam: What? 159 00:07:21,343 --> 00:07:23,093 Yeah, forget the mom. Talk to the daughter. 160 00:07:23,145 --> 00:07:24,929 She's mad at her dad for ditching her birthday. 161 00:07:24,980 --> 00:07:26,180 So, what do you think? 162 00:07:26,264 --> 00:07:27,965 A birthday wish gone wrong, something like that? 163 00:07:28,016 --> 00:07:29,283 I don't know. It could be. 164 00:07:29,351 --> 00:07:30,751 I got a 20 on her right now. 165 00:07:30,819 --> 00:07:31,652 Can you get to her without tripping the AMBER Alert? 166 00:07:31,736 --> 00:07:33,737 [ Chuckles ] 167 00:07:33,805 --> 00:07:35,105 I'll try. 168 00:07:35,157 --> 00:07:37,241 All right, see what you can find out. 169 00:07:40,779 --> 00:07:43,414 Whatcha working on there? 170 00:07:43,481 --> 00:07:45,166 I know who you are. 171 00:07:45,250 --> 00:07:47,985 - You do? - Mm-hmm. 172 00:07:48,036 --> 00:07:49,770 You're the guy that talked to my mom. 173 00:07:49,838 --> 00:07:52,206 [ Chuckles ] That's right. I did. 174 00:07:52,290 --> 00:07:53,157 Debra: Kelly! 175 00:07:54,926 --> 00:07:56,093 Something wrong? 176 00:07:56,160 --> 00:07:58,929 My mom will get mad if I talk to you. 177 00:08:01,049 --> 00:08:04,101 Um...How come? 178 00:08:04,168 --> 00:08:06,020 Because of what I told the police. 179 00:08:06,104 --> 00:08:07,004 And what did you tell the police? 180 00:08:09,057 --> 00:08:11,174 I told them that I tried to warn my dad. 181 00:08:12,844 --> 00:08:14,645 That the monster would get him. 182 00:08:15,346 --> 00:08:18,399 Kelly. Come here! Now! 183 00:08:18,483 --> 00:08:19,516 Kelly! 184 00:08:25,957 --> 00:08:29,577 [ Sighs ] 185 00:08:38,920 --> 00:08:42,389 [ Hooves clopping ] 186 00:08:49,731 --> 00:08:51,599 [ Horse neighs ] 187 00:09:01,559 --> 00:09:04,612 [ Insects chirping ] 188 00:09:04,696 --> 00:09:06,697 [ Exhales sharply ] 189 00:09:06,748 --> 00:09:08,032 [ Thud ] Aah! 190 00:09:08,083 --> 00:09:10,734 Ugh! 191 00:09:16,591 --> 00:09:18,075 [ Grunts ] 192 00:09:26,918 --> 00:09:29,603 [ Horse neighs ] 193 00:09:44,139 --> 00:09:46,007 [ Grunts ] 194 00:09:46,058 --> 00:09:47,175 [ Giggling ] 195 00:09:47,226 --> 00:09:49,227 "If it bleeds, you can kill it." 196 00:09:50,379 --> 00:09:52,180 [ Fabric rips ] 197 00:09:54,883 --> 00:09:57,885 [ Clowns laughing ] 198 00:10:14,937 --> 00:10:16,587 [ Siren wails in distance ] 199 00:10:16,672 --> 00:10:18,439 Huh. 200 00:10:20,576 --> 00:10:22,510 Hey. Um... 201 00:10:22,577 --> 00:10:23,878 Okay, so, the horse I get. 202 00:10:23,929 --> 00:10:26,247 The hoofprints, the jumping over the fence. 203 00:10:26,298 --> 00:10:28,049 But, uh, what ran him through? 204 00:10:28,100 --> 00:10:30,518 Best thing I could tell you is something big. 205 00:10:30,585 --> 00:10:32,353 So, what, like a lance? 206 00:10:35,107 --> 00:10:37,591 [ Gurney clattering ] 207 00:10:42,197 --> 00:10:44,282 It's sad. 208 00:10:44,366 --> 00:10:46,033 Lady's got to pull her friggin' 8-year-old 209 00:10:46,101 --> 00:10:47,785 out of school and tell him his dad's dead. 210 00:10:47,870 --> 00:10:50,738 Excuse me. 211 00:10:53,275 --> 00:10:54,292 Excuse me, ma'am? 212 00:10:54,376 --> 00:10:56,127 Agent Jones, FBI. 213 00:10:56,211 --> 00:10:59,130 I'm sorry. I-I really need to go. 214 00:10:59,214 --> 00:11:01,966 Okay. Uh, just one quick question, 215 00:11:02,050 --> 00:11:03,251 if you don't mind. 216 00:11:03,302 --> 00:11:05,803 Um, was yesterday your son's birthday? 217 00:11:05,888 --> 00:11:10,091 Billy's birthday? No. Why would you ask that? 218 00:11:10,142 --> 00:11:12,793 Nothing. Never mind. 219 00:11:12,845 --> 00:11:15,146 Oh. But... 220 00:11:15,230 --> 00:11:17,565 His father did take him 221 00:11:17,632 --> 00:11:19,851 to a friend's birthday party yesterday. 222 00:11:19,935 --> 00:11:21,969 [ Cries ] 223 00:11:25,958 --> 00:11:29,527 [ Cellphone rings ] 224 00:11:29,611 --> 00:11:30,945 Hey. 225 00:11:30,996 --> 00:11:34,115 Hey. You remember a chain called Plucky Pennywhistle's? 226 00:11:36,651 --> 00:11:37,952 No. 227 00:11:38,003 --> 00:11:40,338 Really? Could have swore you loved those places. 228 00:11:40,422 --> 00:11:41,773 No, dude, I hated them. 229 00:11:41,840 --> 00:11:45,426 Uh, you would dump me and go trolling for chicks. 230 00:11:45,494 --> 00:11:46,844 It's not like I left you in jail. 231 00:11:46,929 --> 00:11:48,763 I mean, those places are supposed to be fun. 232 00:11:48,830 --> 00:11:50,932 Fun? Uh, they're lame. 233 00:11:50,999 --> 00:11:53,184 And they smell like puke. 234 00:11:53,268 --> 00:11:54,502 And the ice cream is all grainy. 235 00:11:54,553 --> 00:11:56,337 All right, don't have one of your episodes, okay? 236 00:11:56,388 --> 00:11:58,773 I'm just saying I hit a dead end with this whole 237 00:11:58,840 --> 00:12:00,057 wishes-gone-wild thing, 238 00:12:00,142 --> 00:12:02,143 but both kids were at Plucky's day of. 239 00:12:02,194 --> 00:12:04,529 Look, why don't you go check out the local Plucky's 240 00:12:04,613 --> 00:12:06,063 and ask about this Billy kid? 241 00:12:06,148 --> 00:12:07,515 Look, man, w-why don't I just... 242 00:12:07,566 --> 00:12:09,367 Why don't I just wait for you to get back? 243 00:12:09,451 --> 00:12:10,485 No can do, Hermano. 244 00:12:10,536 --> 00:12:11,953 I'm on my way to talk to little Billy. 245 00:12:12,020 --> 00:12:15,790 Why -- why -- why don't I talk to Billy...Right now? 246 00:12:15,857 --> 00:12:17,575 [ Laughs ] Wait, wait, wait. 247 00:12:17,659 --> 00:12:20,361 This isn't about your, uh, your clown thing, is it? 248 00:12:20,412 --> 00:12:22,213 What?! 249 00:12:22,297 --> 00:12:24,048 No! 250 00:12:24,132 --> 00:12:25,216 Sammy? 251 00:12:25,300 --> 00:12:26,501 No. 252 00:12:26,552 --> 00:12:29,387 Yeah, what in the world did they do to you? 253 00:12:29,454 --> 00:12:31,255 All right, you know what? Never mind. 254 00:12:31,340 --> 00:12:33,224 Just know that 99.99% 255 00:12:33,308 --> 00:12:35,042 of all clowns can't hurt you. 256 00:12:35,093 --> 00:12:37,345 Okay? And if it bleeds, 257 00:12:37,396 --> 00:12:38,896 you can kill it. 258 00:12:38,981 --> 00:12:39,981 [ Beep ] 259 00:12:40,048 --> 00:12:41,399 [ Exhales sharply ] 260 00:12:41,483 --> 00:12:43,351 "If it bleeds, you can kill it." 261 00:12:54,830 --> 00:12:57,031 I'm too old for this. 262 00:12:57,082 --> 00:12:59,116 [ Up-tempo music plays ] 263 00:12:59,201 --> 00:13:02,903 [ Children laughing ] 264 00:13:02,955 --> 00:13:03,904 [ Exhales sharply ] 265 00:13:11,680 --> 00:13:13,931 Welcome to Plucky's, 266 00:13:14,016 --> 00:13:15,683 where all your dreams are good. 267 00:13:15,750 --> 00:13:16,767 [ Chuckles nervously ] 268 00:13:16,852 --> 00:13:19,136 Could you just, uh, maybe... 269 00:13:19,221 --> 00:13:20,938 Just get the manager for me? 270 00:13:21,023 --> 00:13:23,140 Okay. 271 00:13:23,225 --> 00:13:24,758 [ Music continues ] 272 00:13:24,810 --> 00:13:26,644 [ Exhales sharply ] 273 00:13:48,250 --> 00:13:50,468 I just need you to stay sane for three more hours. 274 00:13:50,552 --> 00:13:53,220 Okay? Here. 275 00:13:53,288 --> 00:13:55,423 Finish your homework. 276 00:13:55,474 --> 00:13:58,092 Like I can concentrate in here. 277 00:13:58,143 --> 00:13:59,627 [ Exhales sharply ] 278 00:13:59,678 --> 00:14:01,896 [ Sighs ] 279 00:14:18,113 --> 00:14:19,980 Jean: Real beauties, huh? 280 00:14:20,032 --> 00:14:22,116 We rotate them out once a week. 281 00:14:22,167 --> 00:14:25,152 Kids love having their art on the wall. 282 00:14:25,203 --> 00:14:27,038 "Draw your worst fear"? 283 00:14:27,122 --> 00:14:28,289 I know. 284 00:14:28,340 --> 00:14:30,091 But we don't post the truly evil stuff -- 285 00:14:30,158 --> 00:14:32,627 just the standard crap like sharks and ghosts. 286 00:14:35,263 --> 00:14:36,330 Jean Holiday, shift manager. 287 00:14:36,381 --> 00:14:38,099 Johnson, FBI. 288 00:14:38,166 --> 00:14:39,767 So [chuckles softly] tell me -- 289 00:14:39,834 --> 00:14:43,187 why even ask the kids to draw creepy stuff to begin with? 290 00:14:43,271 --> 00:14:45,690 It's just an exercise... 291 00:14:45,774 --> 00:14:47,775 Some pop psychologist came up with. 292 00:14:47,842 --> 00:14:49,343 Plus, the owner's obsessed 293 00:14:49,394 --> 00:14:51,062 with "aiding children's development." 294 00:14:51,146 --> 00:14:52,947 So, the place mat is a safe way 295 00:14:53,014 --> 00:14:55,149 to get kids to talk about their fears. 296 00:14:55,200 --> 00:14:57,451 You know, we get them to sketch it in a little box, 297 00:14:57,519 --> 00:15:00,020 and -- voilà! -- Plucky magically transforms it 298 00:15:00,072 --> 00:15:01,489 into rainbows and candy. 299 00:15:01,540 --> 00:15:02,707 [ Scoffs lightly ] 300 00:15:02,774 --> 00:15:04,659 Personally, I think it's a load of hooey, 301 00:15:04,710 --> 00:15:06,794 but they say that if these fears run wild, 302 00:15:06,861 --> 00:15:09,029 then it affects kids long into their adulthood. 303 00:15:09,081 --> 00:15:11,332 [ Horn honks ] 304 00:15:15,971 --> 00:15:18,806 Yeah, I've -- I've -- I've heard that. 305 00:15:18,873 --> 00:15:21,642 Um...So, I don't know if you'll remember, 306 00:15:21,710 --> 00:15:24,929 but there was a kid in here yesterday 307 00:15:25,013 --> 00:15:26,347 named Billy Pogue for a party? 308 00:15:26,398 --> 00:15:28,015 Oh, the conniption kid. 309 00:15:28,066 --> 00:15:29,567 Conniption? He -- he had -- 310 00:15:29,601 --> 00:15:32,052 No, no, no, not him. He was fine. It was his dad. 311 00:15:32,104 --> 00:15:34,822 He pulls the kid away before cake and presents, 312 00:15:34,889 --> 00:15:36,941 and I guess the kid asked to stay for another five minutes. 313 00:15:37,025 --> 00:15:39,243 The dad pulls a full-frontal douchebag, 314 00:15:39,327 --> 00:15:40,361 starts screaming. 315 00:15:40,412 --> 00:15:42,062 Just embarrassed for the kid. 316 00:15:50,288 --> 00:15:54,925 [ Clicking tongue ] Hey. Hey. 317 00:15:55,010 --> 00:15:56,577 [ Whistles softly ] Hey! 318 00:16:00,248 --> 00:16:03,134 You a cop? 319 00:16:03,218 --> 00:16:05,136 Uh, yeah. I'm a Fed. 320 00:16:06,855 --> 00:16:08,806 Uh, what are you investigating? 321 00:16:08,890 --> 00:16:10,424 Couple of crazy deaths. 322 00:16:10,475 --> 00:16:13,060 Why, is there something you want to share? 323 00:16:13,111 --> 00:16:15,095 Look -- not now. 324 00:16:15,147 --> 00:16:18,199 Too many eyes. 325 00:16:18,266 --> 00:16:20,317 Come back after closing. 326 00:16:29,277 --> 00:16:30,995 Hey. 327 00:16:31,079 --> 00:16:34,048 So, what's the lowdown with trauma town? 328 00:16:35,500 --> 00:16:36,884 I can tell you this much. 329 00:16:36,951 --> 00:16:39,119 Neither vic was up for parent of the year. 330 00:16:39,171 --> 00:16:40,971 Kelly's dad skipped her birthday, 331 00:16:41,056 --> 00:16:43,808 and Billy's dad pulled one of those Dick Parent scenes 332 00:16:43,892 --> 00:16:45,292 that makes everyone cringe. 333 00:16:45,343 --> 00:16:46,460 What the hell are these? 334 00:16:46,511 --> 00:16:47,595 Kid therapy. 335 00:16:47,646 --> 00:16:49,063 Um, you draw your worst nightmare -- 336 00:16:49,130 --> 00:16:50,314 poof! -- Plucky fixes it. 337 00:16:50,398 --> 00:16:51,965 Um, they hang them up on this big wall. 338 00:16:52,017 --> 00:16:54,268 Well, can't argue with this. 339 00:16:54,336 --> 00:16:55,969 Leprechauns are deadly. 340 00:16:56,021 --> 00:16:57,137 [ Scoffs lightly ] 341 00:16:57,189 --> 00:16:59,657 Okay, so, Kelly draws a monster, 342 00:16:59,741 --> 00:17:01,692 and then that goes after her father? 343 00:17:01,777 --> 00:17:03,277 That's what we're saying? 344 00:17:03,328 --> 00:17:05,579 Well, here's the thing. They label those. 345 00:17:05,647 --> 00:17:07,581 And guess which two were missing. 346 00:17:07,649 --> 00:17:09,750 Well, name tag was there -- no place mat. 347 00:17:09,818 --> 00:17:11,085 Little miss octovamp. 348 00:17:11,152 --> 00:17:12,920 Yeah. And... 349 00:17:12,987 --> 00:17:15,189 Billy. [ Groans ] So... 350 00:17:15,257 --> 00:17:17,625 Somehow, whatever he drew came to life 351 00:17:17,676 --> 00:17:19,844 and killed his dad, riding a horse. 352 00:17:19,928 --> 00:17:22,630 Close, but no Seabiscuit. [ Clears throat ] 353 00:17:22,681 --> 00:17:26,016 See, I went and had a little chat with Billy. 354 00:17:26,101 --> 00:17:27,601 And he drew me this. 355 00:17:31,940 --> 00:17:33,474 Wait. 356 00:17:33,525 --> 00:17:34,642 So now unicorns are evil? 357 00:17:34,693 --> 00:17:36,694 [ Scoffing ] Yeah. Obviously. 358 00:17:36,778 --> 00:17:38,562 Great. 359 00:17:38,647 --> 00:17:40,481 Well, now the question is, 360 00:17:40,532 --> 00:17:44,401 how did a Unicorn come off a sketch and kill Billy's dad? 361 00:17:44,486 --> 00:17:46,186 How's any of this happening? 362 00:17:49,124 --> 00:17:50,791 Well, that's it for me. 363 00:17:50,859 --> 00:17:52,359 Guess I'll head out. 364 00:17:52,410 --> 00:17:53,711 Uh, one more thing. 365 00:17:53,795 --> 00:17:55,796 Some kid puked in the ball pit. 366 00:17:55,864 --> 00:17:58,165 It's gonna need a full sanitization. 367 00:17:58,216 --> 00:18:00,367 Do that, and then you can clock out. 368 00:18:14,699 --> 00:18:17,568 [ Suspenseful music plays ] 369 00:18:24,125 --> 00:18:25,242 Aah! 370 00:18:32,250 --> 00:18:32,917 Ah! 371 00:18:34,553 --> 00:18:35,502 Aah! 372 00:18:41,910 --> 00:18:43,878 [ Screaming ] 373 00:18:48,817 --> 00:18:51,685 [ Screaming stops ] 374 00:18:51,753 --> 00:18:53,871 [ Screams ] 375 00:18:58,743 --> 00:19:00,728 [ Breathing heavily ] 376 00:19:03,748 --> 00:19:05,749 Aah! 377 00:19:20,165 --> 00:19:21,882 [ Police radio chatter ] 378 00:19:32,844 --> 00:19:34,962 Hold on one second there, guys. 379 00:19:39,734 --> 00:19:41,819 All right. Uh, thank you. 380 00:19:44,823 --> 00:19:46,023 So? 381 00:19:46,107 --> 00:19:47,975 The manager found the body in the ball pit. 382 00:19:48,026 --> 00:19:49,309 Blood everywhere. 383 00:19:49,361 --> 00:19:50,577 Cops have a theory? 384 00:19:50,645 --> 00:19:51,862 Yeah, they think the ball washer did it. 385 00:19:51,947 --> 00:19:54,081 The what? The...ball washer. 386 00:19:54,148 --> 00:19:56,033 The what? The ball -- 387 00:19:56,117 --> 00:19:58,118 Look at this. 388 00:20:00,672 --> 00:20:02,506 Thank you, gentlemen. 389 00:20:02,590 --> 00:20:05,659 [ Clears throat ] 390 00:20:05,710 --> 00:20:07,044 That's a shark bite. 391 00:20:07,128 --> 00:20:08,429 Yeah. 392 00:20:08,496 --> 00:20:10,014 And, uh, judging from the radius, 393 00:20:10,098 --> 00:20:11,331 I'd say a 20-footer, at least. 394 00:20:13,001 --> 00:20:15,669 "Shark Week," man. How do you not watch that? 395 00:20:16,805 --> 00:20:18,605 Whole week of sharks. 396 00:20:33,238 --> 00:20:35,689 Omar Cooper. [ Chuckles ] 397 00:20:35,740 --> 00:20:37,524 How much you want to bet 398 00:20:37,575 --> 00:20:39,126 little Omar here was scared of sharks? 399 00:20:39,193 --> 00:20:40,711 And Saul the janitor is connected how? 400 00:20:40,779 --> 00:20:42,096 I mean, he's not related to Omar. 401 00:20:42,163 --> 00:20:45,499 No. But Saul had something he wanted to tell me. 402 00:20:45,550 --> 00:20:47,801 So this isn't about ganking some dickweed parent. 403 00:20:47,869 --> 00:20:49,870 More like, uh, silencing a whistle-blower? 404 00:20:49,921 --> 00:20:51,638 Great, so whatever we're looking for 405 00:20:51,706 --> 00:20:54,892 can literally fire off childhood fears at will. 406 00:20:54,976 --> 00:20:57,711 Wow. Watch out for evil lunch ladies. 407 00:20:57,762 --> 00:20:59,346 All right. 408 00:20:59,397 --> 00:21:00,597 Let's comb this place. 409 00:21:00,682 --> 00:21:02,016 [ Sighs ] 410 00:21:02,067 --> 00:21:04,435 Seriously. 411 00:21:04,519 --> 00:21:05,936 Dractopus. 412 00:21:06,021 --> 00:21:07,688 Seabiscuit the impaler. [ Device whines ] 413 00:21:07,739 --> 00:21:10,324 Land shark -- what's next? 414 00:21:16,731 --> 00:21:18,198 [ Parking brake clicks ] 415 00:21:18,249 --> 00:21:19,566 Okay, Tyler, that's it. 416 00:21:19,617 --> 00:21:21,368 You got to take the bus from here. 417 00:21:21,419 --> 00:21:22,369 But I thought -- 418 00:21:22,420 --> 00:21:23,504 I can't. I'm sorry. 419 00:21:23,571 --> 00:21:24,755 I'm late. [ Purse unzips ] 420 00:21:24,839 --> 00:21:26,790 [ Coins clink ] 421 00:21:26,875 --> 00:21:28,042 Here. 422 00:21:28,093 --> 00:21:29,209 [ Purse zips ] 423 00:21:33,715 --> 00:21:36,083 Stay out of trouble. 424 00:21:53,198 --> 00:21:55,449 [ Clowns laughing ] 425 00:21:58,403 --> 00:22:00,287 Whee! 426 00:22:02,290 --> 00:22:03,157 Aah! 427 00:22:07,496 --> 00:22:09,046 Ohh. 428 00:22:09,131 --> 00:22:10,531 Ow! 429 00:22:12,050 --> 00:22:13,801 [ Laughing ] 430 00:22:22,644 --> 00:22:24,261 Maybe...Tulpa? 431 00:22:24,346 --> 00:22:27,515 No, killing's are too spread out. 432 00:22:27,566 --> 00:22:29,183 True. 433 00:22:29,234 --> 00:22:31,235 Um...Angel? 434 00:22:31,319 --> 00:22:32,719 It's a little imaginative for the God squad, 435 00:22:32,771 --> 00:22:34,271 don't you think? 436 00:22:34,356 --> 00:22:36,991 [ Sighs ] All right. So...What? 437 00:22:37,058 --> 00:22:39,109 Yeah, I don't know. I'm tapped out. 438 00:22:39,194 --> 00:22:42,696 Well, whatever it is, 439 00:22:42,764 --> 00:22:44,615 at least we know where it is. 440 00:22:44,699 --> 00:22:46,116 Plucky's! 441 00:22:46,184 --> 00:22:48,853 That's where the victims are getting picked up. 442 00:22:48,920 --> 00:22:53,257 Yeah, but we swept the place last night, and nada. 443 00:22:53,341 --> 00:22:54,692 I can go back. 444 00:22:54,759 --> 00:22:56,794 Go to the employees, maybe dig up some dirt. 445 00:22:56,878 --> 00:22:59,396 What good's that gonna do? They think you're a Fed. 446 00:22:59,464 --> 00:23:01,782 The one guy who was gonna rat, he got Bruce'd. 447 00:23:01,850 --> 00:23:04,351 If anybody knows anything, they're not gonna tell you. 448 00:23:04,419 --> 00:23:06,604 All right. Yep. That's the plan. 449 00:23:06,688 --> 00:23:07,921 [ Chair scrapes ] I'll go back... 450 00:23:07,973 --> 00:23:10,257 Play bad cop, really lean into them. 451 00:23:10,308 --> 00:23:12,426 And...? 452 00:23:12,477 --> 00:23:15,479 And...when I'm done, then you watch them. 453 00:23:15,564 --> 00:23:18,566 So if somebody freaks out, then that's our creep. 454 00:23:18,617 --> 00:23:21,619 Or he'll lead us closer, and you can track him. 455 00:23:21,703 --> 00:23:24,154 Well, what's my cover? 456 00:23:24,239 --> 00:23:26,106 I don't know. Just hang back. 457 00:23:26,157 --> 00:23:27,491 Act normal. 458 00:23:27,576 --> 00:23:28,659 [ Door slams ] 459 00:23:30,912 --> 00:23:33,714 Yeah, yeah. Guy in his 30s hanging out at Plucky's alone -- 460 00:23:33,781 --> 00:23:35,132 that's normal. 461 00:23:35,217 --> 00:23:36,617 That's not pervy at all. 462 00:23:36,668 --> 00:23:38,219 Jean: So, it doesn't matter what people say. 463 00:23:38,286 --> 00:23:39,386 We've roped it off. 464 00:23:39,454 --> 00:23:41,171 I've notified the powers that be. Everyone's aware. 465 00:23:41,256 --> 00:23:43,557 [ Clears throat loudly ] Just no one goes in the... 466 00:23:43,625 --> 00:23:45,259 Hi. 467 00:23:45,310 --> 00:23:46,677 Agent. 468 00:23:46,761 --> 00:23:47,628 I bet I know why you're here. 469 00:23:47,679 --> 00:23:49,313 How's business? 470 00:23:49,397 --> 00:23:51,632 Turns out not even grim flippin' death 471 00:23:51,683 --> 00:23:52,764 can slow down the birthday fun. 472 00:23:52,789 --> 00:23:53,984 Oh. 473 00:23:53,985 --> 00:23:55,519 We roped off the ball pit, though, 474 00:23:55,604 --> 00:23:56,970 until corporate can get here. 475 00:23:57,022 --> 00:23:59,440 [ Sighs ] I just can't believe the machine fritzed 476 00:23:59,491 --> 00:24:00,858 and did Saul in like that. 477 00:24:00,942 --> 00:24:02,276 Yeah, that makes two of us. 478 00:24:02,327 --> 00:24:03,744 I'm gonna need to talk to some of your employees. 479 00:24:03,812 --> 00:24:04,995 Like who? 480 00:24:05,080 --> 00:24:06,130 Like you. 481 00:24:06,197 --> 00:24:07,948 [ Children chattering ] 482 00:24:07,999 --> 00:24:10,417 [ Up-tempo music playing ] 483 00:24:28,353 --> 00:24:29,436 Howdy, friend. 484 00:24:29,504 --> 00:24:30,971 Giant slinky. 485 00:24:31,022 --> 00:24:32,506 Would have killed for one of those when I was a kid. 486 00:24:32,557 --> 00:24:33,840 How much? 487 00:24:33,892 --> 00:24:35,192 1,000 tickets. American dinero. How much? 488 00:24:35,277 --> 00:24:37,511 Oh, we don't take cash here at Plucky Pennywhistle's. 489 00:24:37,562 --> 00:24:40,314 Only tickets won through hard work and determination. 490 00:24:40,365 --> 00:24:41,565 [ Chuckles ] 491 00:24:41,650 --> 00:24:42,983 You mainlined the kool-aid, huh? 492 00:24:43,034 --> 00:24:44,685 [ Laughs ] 493 00:24:46,454 --> 00:24:49,707 It's double-ticket Tuesday if you play skeeball. 494 00:24:54,329 --> 00:24:56,714 Howdy, friend! 495 00:25:02,304 --> 00:25:04,138 So, where were you last night? 496 00:25:04,205 --> 00:25:06,307 Well, here. 497 00:25:06,374 --> 00:25:07,891 Obviously. 498 00:25:07,976 --> 00:25:10,377 I found him. 499 00:25:10,428 --> 00:25:13,347 But I was by the cash register the whole time. 500 00:25:13,398 --> 00:25:15,683 There's a security camera pointed right at the counter. 501 00:25:15,750 --> 00:25:17,735 - The cops already looked at it. - Uh-huh. 502 00:25:17,819 --> 00:25:19,353 And you heard nothing? 503 00:25:19,404 --> 00:25:21,121 I heard the ball blaster. 504 00:25:21,189 --> 00:25:22,889 I didn't hear him. 505 00:25:22,941 --> 00:25:25,109 If I did, I would have run in, of course. 506 00:25:25,193 --> 00:25:26,727 Yeah, right, right. 507 00:25:26,778 --> 00:25:28,028 So that's your excuse. 508 00:25:28,079 --> 00:25:29,947 My what? 509 00:25:30,031 --> 00:25:32,065 Look, I know I'm new to this job, but I'm -- 510 00:25:32,117 --> 00:25:34,301 What? 511 00:25:34,369 --> 00:25:36,120 - How new? - Couple weeks. 512 00:25:36,204 --> 00:25:37,504 [ Voice breaking ] I just got promoted. 513 00:25:37,572 --> 00:25:40,240 Hmm. 514 00:25:40,291 --> 00:25:45,045 So, uh, was there a lot of competition for the gig? 515 00:25:45,096 --> 00:25:46,163 I guess. 516 00:25:46,231 --> 00:25:49,683 It comes with benefits. 517 00:25:49,751 --> 00:25:51,885 The bosses had us all write essays 518 00:25:51,936 --> 00:25:54,555 about how we would do our best for the kids, 519 00:25:54,606 --> 00:25:55,789 and they picked me. 520 00:25:55,857 --> 00:25:57,608 Don't be shocked, 521 00:25:57,692 --> 00:26:00,227 but I actually did two semesters at college, so... 522 00:26:00,278 --> 00:26:04,281 I'm not in any kind of trouble, am I? 523 00:26:04,366 --> 00:26:07,651 I don't know. Why don't you tell me? 524 00:26:07,736 --> 00:26:11,405 Look, I know I'm not perfect, but I'm trying. 525 00:26:11,456 --> 00:26:13,774 And, I mean, it's not as if I'd ever do anything illegal. 526 00:26:13,825 --> 00:26:14,775 [ Slams desk ] 527 00:26:14,826 --> 00:26:17,378 Sure you wouldn't. 528 00:26:19,547 --> 00:26:21,114 [ Children laughing ] 529 00:26:28,556 --> 00:26:31,975 [ Up-tempo music continues ] 530 00:26:56,918 --> 00:26:58,285 Special Agent? 531 00:26:58,336 --> 00:26:59,703 Wow! 532 00:26:59,788 --> 00:27:01,288 I want you to know, sir, 533 00:27:01,339 --> 00:27:02,903 that I really appreciate what you do, and -- 534 00:27:02,928 --> 00:27:04,128 Quiet. 535 00:27:07,879 --> 00:27:11,849 [ Machine beeping ] 536 00:27:16,504 --> 00:27:18,171 Hey! 537 00:27:18,223 --> 00:27:19,440 Stop cheating! 538 00:27:23,511 --> 00:27:25,145 [ Beeping continues ] 539 00:27:25,196 --> 00:27:26,680 You heard him. Knock it off! 540 00:27:30,568 --> 00:27:32,453 Jackass. Jackass. 541 00:27:33,488 --> 00:27:35,289 Tyler, soup's on. 542 00:27:38,243 --> 00:27:40,026 - But, mom, I don't want -- - Just eat it. 543 00:27:40,078 --> 00:27:41,378 But it sucks! 544 00:27:41,463 --> 00:27:43,630 [ Sighs ] 545 00:27:51,089 --> 00:27:53,340 Hey, why don't you cut her some slack? 546 00:27:53,391 --> 00:27:54,558 What do you care? 547 00:27:54,642 --> 00:27:56,543 Because I've been where you are. 548 00:27:56,594 --> 00:27:58,812 Your mom made you camp at a stupid Plucky's after school? 549 00:27:58,880 --> 00:28:00,764 Y-- no. 550 00:28:00,849 --> 00:28:06,520 No, but my dad, he...hauled me places. 551 00:28:06,571 --> 00:28:08,939 Besides, she's working a tough gig. 552 00:28:09,023 --> 00:28:10,741 You know? She's exhausted. 553 00:28:10,825 --> 00:28:14,244 You should take pity on the old. 554 00:28:14,329 --> 00:28:16,663 And, hey, free grub. 555 00:28:16,731 --> 00:28:18,448 That stuff tastes like butt. 556 00:28:18,533 --> 00:28:19,867 What? 557 00:28:19,918 --> 00:28:22,068 Come on, it can't be that bad. 558 00:28:22,120 --> 00:28:23,069 Let's see here. 559 00:28:25,874 --> 00:28:27,207 Ah. 560 00:28:29,410 --> 00:28:30,544 That is butt. 561 00:28:30,595 --> 00:28:31,428 [ Coughs ] 562 00:28:35,133 --> 00:28:37,134 You scared of robots? 563 00:28:37,218 --> 00:28:39,019 They have laser eyes. 564 00:28:39,086 --> 00:28:40,587 Yes. 565 00:28:40,638 --> 00:28:43,690 Howdy, friend! What's your name? 566 00:28:43,758 --> 00:28:46,527 Hi. 567 00:28:54,602 --> 00:28:55,936 Lose the head. 568 00:28:58,606 --> 00:28:59,590 Why'd you do it? 569 00:28:59,657 --> 00:29:01,608 Do...What? 570 00:29:01,659 --> 00:29:03,760 I think you know. 571 00:29:03,828 --> 00:29:05,963 I... 572 00:29:06,047 --> 00:29:06,997 I got rights. 573 00:29:07,081 --> 00:29:08,048 You can't -- 574 00:29:08,115 --> 00:29:09,466 [ chair clatters ] 575 00:29:09,551 --> 00:29:11,284 I'm the federal government, pal. 576 00:29:11,336 --> 00:29:12,953 - I can do whatever I want. - Okay. I'll talk. 577 00:29:17,792 --> 00:29:18,892 Dean! 578 00:29:36,077 --> 00:29:38,278 Hey! Hey! Come here! 579 00:29:39,914 --> 00:29:41,448 Hey! 580 00:29:44,702 --> 00:29:46,787 [ Panting ] 581 00:29:46,838 --> 00:29:49,489 If this is about the meth lab that fireballed up in Butte, 582 00:29:49,540 --> 00:29:50,490 it wasn't me. 583 00:29:50,541 --> 00:29:51,959 Okay, it was my brother, 584 00:29:52,010 --> 00:29:54,344 but, um, we got the same fingerprints, and... 585 00:29:54,429 --> 00:29:56,964 Please. This is the best job I ever had. 586 00:29:57,015 --> 00:29:59,099 All right, look, uh... 587 00:29:59,166 --> 00:30:00,517 Cliff. Cliff. 588 00:30:00,602 --> 00:30:01,935 You're not using kids' nightmares 589 00:30:02,003 --> 00:30:02,936 to smoke people, are you, Cliff? 590 00:30:03,004 --> 00:30:06,023 I don't...think so. 591 00:30:08,175 --> 00:30:09,860 Get up. 592 00:30:09,944 --> 00:30:11,177 What's going on? 593 00:30:11,229 --> 00:30:12,813 All right, cards up. 594 00:30:12,864 --> 00:30:15,949 Yeah, we don't care that you, you know, broke bad or whatever. 595 00:30:16,017 --> 00:30:18,652 But there is some seriously weird going on in there. 596 00:30:18,703 --> 00:30:20,854 You mean the sub-basement. 597 00:30:20,905 --> 00:30:22,856 This place has a sub-basement? 598 00:30:22,907 --> 00:30:24,541 Sure. Door's out back. 599 00:30:24,626 --> 00:30:25,792 Easy to miss if you don't know. 600 00:30:25,860 --> 00:30:26,910 What's in there? 601 00:30:26,995 --> 00:30:28,495 Alls I know is... 602 00:30:28,546 --> 00:30:32,032 Me and Saul used to come in after hours sometimes and... 603 00:30:32,083 --> 00:30:33,884 [ Laughs ] 604 00:30:33,968 --> 00:30:37,804 You ever shroom in a ball pit? 605 00:30:37,872 --> 00:30:39,506 [ Laughs ] 606 00:30:40,475 --> 00:30:42,643 Not that I...would, agents. 607 00:30:42,710 --> 00:30:45,729 It was Saul. Just Saul. All alone. 608 00:30:45,813 --> 00:30:47,147 Anyway... 609 00:30:47,214 --> 00:30:49,983 Sometimes we'd hear, like, spooky stuff, 610 00:30:50,051 --> 00:30:51,435 through the vents... 611 00:30:51,519 --> 00:30:54,154 Coming up from the boiler room. 612 00:30:57,742 --> 00:30:59,359 Okay, kiddo. Let's go. 613 00:30:59,410 --> 00:31:00,894 But somebody stole it! 614 00:31:00,945 --> 00:31:03,664 So, draw another one! 615 00:31:03,731 --> 00:31:04,831 Okay? 616 00:31:04,899 --> 00:31:07,334 We gotta go. 617 00:31:10,038 --> 00:31:12,005 Okay. I'm sorry. 618 00:31:12,073 --> 00:31:15,008 [ Sighs ] Thank you. 619 00:31:15,076 --> 00:31:16,409 That place mat sucked anyway. 620 00:31:28,422 --> 00:31:29,589 Dean. What? What is it? 621 00:31:29,640 --> 00:31:31,308 While you were out being Dirty Harry, 622 00:31:31,392 --> 00:31:34,478 uh, Tyler's mom got pissy with him, 623 00:31:34,562 --> 00:31:36,146 and now his place mat's missing. 624 00:31:36,230 --> 00:31:37,731 So, what do you think? 625 00:31:37,782 --> 00:31:39,933 I think the bitchy mom 626 00:31:39,984 --> 00:31:43,153 plus, uh, sad kid plus place mat 627 00:31:43,237 --> 00:31:45,622 with something nuts written on it... 628 00:31:45,707 --> 00:31:47,124 equals wacky corpse. 629 00:31:47,208 --> 00:31:48,625 So you think she's next on the list? 630 00:31:48,710 --> 00:31:50,994 All right, I'll tail them just to be safe. You -- 631 00:31:51,079 --> 00:31:52,112 check the boiler room. I know. 632 00:31:52,163 --> 00:31:53,780 Right. 633 00:31:53,831 --> 00:31:55,048 Oh. Oh. 634 00:31:55,116 --> 00:31:56,666 Uh, Dean, hey, uh, any idea what he drew? 635 00:31:56,751 --> 00:31:58,051 - Robot. - Robot? 636 00:31:58,119 --> 00:31:59,953 Yeah, about the size of a house. 637 00:32:00,004 --> 00:32:01,454 Shoots destructo beams out of its eyes. 638 00:32:03,725 --> 00:32:04,591 At least I'll see it coming. 639 00:32:04,642 --> 00:32:05,675 Yeah. 640 00:32:26,147 --> 00:32:28,615 Now, that's perfectly normal. 641 00:32:58,062 --> 00:32:59,629 Howard: Drop it. 642 00:33:05,903 --> 00:33:07,821 Drop it! 643 00:33:12,860 --> 00:33:15,328 Mm-hmm. Now kick it over. 644 00:33:18,032 --> 00:33:21,134 [ Gun slides ] 645 00:33:21,202 --> 00:33:23,553 Some pretty heavy hoodoo you got here. 646 00:33:23,638 --> 00:33:25,472 I gotta say, as far as I know, 647 00:33:25,539 --> 00:33:28,925 none of these things, uh, can poop out a Unicorn. 648 00:33:29,010 --> 00:33:32,979 There's power in fear. 649 00:33:33,047 --> 00:33:37,100 And when a child draws what he's afraid of, 650 00:33:37,185 --> 00:33:41,271 a little of that mojo ends up on the page. 651 00:33:41,355 --> 00:33:43,723 So, what, you toss it in the fire, 652 00:33:43,774 --> 00:33:46,776 and some bed-wetter's horror show comes to life? 653 00:33:46,861 --> 00:33:48,695 I got to get something off the parent, too. 654 00:33:50,397 --> 00:33:51,615 Something they own. 655 00:33:51,699 --> 00:33:53,867 That bit gets tricky. [ Chuckles ] 656 00:33:53,918 --> 00:33:56,069 Well, it hasn't seemed to slow you down. 657 00:33:56,120 --> 00:33:59,339 I'm just doing what I need to! 658 00:33:59,406 --> 00:34:01,074 [ Chuckling ] Okay. Okay. 659 00:34:01,125 --> 00:34:02,876 I get it. Okay? 660 00:34:06,964 --> 00:34:08,414 No drawing... 661 00:34:08,466 --> 00:34:09,633 No Iron Giant! 662 00:34:09,717 --> 00:34:14,304 Oh, that b-word is still on the list! 663 00:34:14,388 --> 00:34:15,972 But not tonight. 664 00:34:16,057 --> 00:34:17,140 Bigger fish. 665 00:34:17,225 --> 00:34:19,409 What, are you gonna shoot me, Howard? 666 00:34:19,477 --> 00:34:22,095 You really want a body on your hands?! 667 00:34:22,146 --> 00:34:23,780 - Blood everywhere?! - You shut up! 668 00:34:23,865 --> 00:34:27,200 'Cause I got lots of ways to take care of bullies. 669 00:34:27,268 --> 00:34:28,268 Don't you worry. 670 00:34:28,319 --> 00:34:29,536 Like that FBI guy. 671 00:34:29,603 --> 00:34:30,654 He's your pal, right? 672 00:34:32,273 --> 00:34:34,791 I saw you chase Cliff down. 673 00:34:34,909 --> 00:34:38,745 Five minutes ago, his business card was torched. 674 00:34:38,796 --> 00:34:41,047 Along with something from my... 675 00:34:41,115 --> 00:34:43,466 personal collection. 676 00:34:43,551 --> 00:34:44,801 [ Chuckles ] 677 00:34:44,886 --> 00:34:48,288 I-I-I picked it out real special for him, too. 678 00:34:48,339 --> 00:34:50,807 Soon as I saw him, I noticed. 679 00:34:50,892 --> 00:34:53,894 He was staring at every little Plucky 680 00:34:53,961 --> 00:34:56,980 like it was gonna stab him or something. 681 00:35:01,569 --> 00:35:02,635 [ Car door closes ] 682 00:35:06,857 --> 00:35:08,742 Guy's got a real thing about clowns. 683 00:35:10,278 --> 00:35:12,996 [ Laughing ] 684 00:35:26,729 --> 00:35:28,530 [ Laughing ] 685 00:35:32,768 --> 00:35:36,455 Well, hey, these are, uh, really nice dolls. 686 00:35:36,539 --> 00:35:38,874 Did you paint them yourself? 687 00:35:43,163 --> 00:35:45,130 Oh. [ Chuckles ] 688 00:35:45,215 --> 00:35:47,166 Uh, friggin' Plucky. 689 00:35:47,250 --> 00:35:48,950 Plucky helps kids. 690 00:35:49,002 --> 00:35:50,919 It's all I ever wanted to do. 691 00:35:50,970 --> 00:35:53,589 And when the management slot opened up, I... 692 00:35:56,176 --> 00:35:58,227 But they passed me over. 693 00:35:58,294 --> 00:35:59,961 Shocker. 694 00:36:00,013 --> 00:36:03,899 No, I told them, "No one cares more than me." 695 00:36:03,966 --> 00:36:05,851 But suits never listen. 696 00:36:06,853 --> 00:36:08,520 So, I'm doing it my way. 697 00:36:08,605 --> 00:36:10,572 So let me get this straight. 698 00:36:10,640 --> 00:36:13,141 You didn't get the good parking space, 699 00:36:13,193 --> 00:36:14,826 so you start dropping bodies? 700 00:36:14,894 --> 00:36:16,562 Those parents were horrible. 701 00:36:16,629 --> 00:36:18,197 They deserved what they got. 702 00:36:18,281 --> 00:36:19,781 What about Saul? 703 00:36:19,832 --> 00:36:20,916 Saul had a big mouth! 704 00:36:20,983 --> 00:36:22,284 [ Grunting and laughing ] 705 00:36:24,420 --> 00:36:25,921 Some guy hits on the babysitter, 706 00:36:26,005 --> 00:36:27,989 all of a sudden he's the world's worst dad? 707 00:36:28,091 --> 00:36:30,542 A good parent puts his kids first. 708 00:36:30,627 --> 00:36:33,428 And having a little girl watch her pop get ganked 709 00:36:33,496 --> 00:36:36,298 by the closet monster -- that's putting her first? 710 00:36:36,349 --> 00:36:38,500 In the long run, they'll all be better off. 711 00:36:38,551 --> 00:36:39,635 You think so? Really? 712 00:36:39,686 --> 00:36:41,186 I would have been. 713 00:36:51,364 --> 00:36:54,082 So, your brother. 714 00:36:56,119 --> 00:36:57,236 What'd you do to him? 715 00:36:57,320 --> 00:36:58,820 It's not my fault! It's theirs! 716 00:37:05,378 --> 00:37:07,913 Looks to me like he drowned. 717 00:37:09,865 --> 00:37:12,134 I was screaming... 718 00:37:12,201 --> 00:37:14,136 But my folks... 719 00:37:14,203 --> 00:37:15,921 They didn't listen. 720 00:37:16,005 --> 00:37:18,090 They never listened. 721 00:37:18,174 --> 00:37:19,007 It was an accident. 722 00:37:19,058 --> 00:37:20,676 They let him die! 723 00:37:25,148 --> 00:37:26,348 Ohh! 724 00:37:26,399 --> 00:37:27,733 Yeah! Ohh! 725 00:37:34,407 --> 00:37:36,575 I'll bet you still have nightmares. 726 00:37:38,194 --> 00:37:40,195 In fact, I'll bet you haven't been in the water since. 727 00:37:40,246 --> 00:37:40,996 Shut up! 728 00:37:41,063 --> 00:37:43,532 Because you're afraid. 729 00:37:46,536 --> 00:37:47,869 No!! 730 00:37:49,839 --> 00:37:51,006 [ Gunshots ] 731 00:38:06,022 --> 00:38:07,723 It wasn't my fault. 732 00:38:09,192 --> 00:38:10,609 I'm sorry. 733 00:38:17,933 --> 00:38:19,234 [ Gasping ] 734 00:38:37,115 --> 00:38:40,051 [ Yelling ] 735 00:38:45,324 --> 00:38:46,391 [ Spits ] 736 00:39:04,703 --> 00:39:06,870 [ Sighs ] 737 00:39:07,687 --> 00:39:08,970 Let's roll. 738 00:39:12,858 --> 00:39:15,527 Go ahead. Say it. 739 00:39:15,611 --> 00:39:17,078 [ Laughs ] 740 00:39:17,146 --> 00:39:18,763 I'm sorry. 741 00:39:18,831 --> 00:39:24,019 You look like you got attacked by some PCP-crazed strippers. 742 00:39:24,086 --> 00:39:26,454 [ Laughing ] 743 00:39:26,505 --> 00:39:30,759 Dude, one of them sprayed me with seltzer from his flower. 744 00:39:35,181 --> 00:39:37,549 I'm s-- whew. 745 00:39:37,616 --> 00:39:38,817 What? 746 00:39:38,884 --> 00:39:40,185 Nothing. 747 00:39:40,269 --> 00:39:41,169 Carry on. 748 00:39:41,220 --> 00:39:42,354 Ohh. 749 00:39:42,438 --> 00:39:43,888 That's... 750 00:39:43,973 --> 00:39:45,673 Sam... 751 00:39:45,725 --> 00:39:50,028 I'm sorry for... psychologically scarring you. 752 00:39:50,112 --> 00:39:52,447 Which time? 753 00:39:52,514 --> 00:39:53,782 Shut up. Seriously. 754 00:39:53,849 --> 00:39:55,784 You know, me ditching you when we were kids, 755 00:39:55,851 --> 00:39:56,985 that was a dick move. 756 00:39:57,036 --> 00:39:59,187 You know, the whole clown thing... 757 00:39:59,238 --> 00:40:01,156 You know what, man? Honestly... 758 00:40:01,207 --> 00:40:06,461 Getting my ass kicked by those juggalos tonight was... 759 00:40:06,528 --> 00:40:07,746 It was therapeutic. 760 00:40:07,830 --> 00:40:09,914 - You faced your fear. - Exactly. 761 00:40:09,999 --> 00:40:12,917 And now what else could a clown possibly ever do to me? 762 00:40:13,002 --> 00:40:14,169 - I feel good. - Well, congrats. 763 00:40:14,220 --> 00:40:15,837 By the way, to celebrate... 764 00:40:15,905 --> 00:40:17,889 What? [ Sighs ] 765 00:40:21,177 --> 00:40:22,177 - No! - Yes. 766 00:40:22,228 --> 00:40:23,595 Did you win this? 767 00:40:23,679 --> 00:40:24,562 We earned that. 768 00:40:24,647 --> 00:40:26,564 Ha ha! 769 00:40:26,649 --> 00:40:30,384 Hey. I got you a little something, too, actually. 770 00:40:30,436 --> 00:40:32,070 [ Sighs ] 771 00:40:32,154 --> 00:40:33,905 [ Groans ] 772 00:40:33,989 --> 00:40:35,824 What? You said you were over it. 773 00:40:35,891 --> 00:40:38,576 You can think of it as a... 774 00:40:38,661 --> 00:40:41,446 clown phobia sobriety chip.