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You look horrific. When was the
last time you really slept a night?
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Let's just work, all right?
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Killer clown. I know
what you're thinking, Sam.
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"Why did it have to be clowns?"
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- Give me a break.
- You didn't think I remembered, did you?
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Come on, you still bust out crying whenever
you see Ronald McDonald on the television.
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At least I'm not afraid of flying.
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- Planes crash.
- And apparently clowns kill.
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It's okay. They can't hurt you.
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They can't hurt you.
"If it bleeds, you can kill it."
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Yeah."If it bleeds, you can kill it."
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~ Syncro: The Hellraiser ~
~ exklusiv für www.SubCentral.de ~
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Hello?
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"I am the eggman."
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Seriously, Frank, pay phones?
I mean, come on.
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I'm getting the clap off
this thing just touching it.
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Fred Savage? Really?
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Yeah, no, I know, big mouths are everywhere.
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Well, since you asked, some actual intel
on the Dick Roman guy would be nice.
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Fine. All right.
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Yeah, good looking out.
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I hope he finds something quick.
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This whole protocol du jour
thing's really creeping my cheese.
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So, we got dick on Dick?
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That's a vivid way of putting it.
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- You find anything on Wonder Woman?
- No.
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And there probably won't be.
They are definitely gone.
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But I might have found
something over in Kansas.
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All right, well, let's do it.
But, a few simple rules, okay?
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No babies. In fact, no baby mamas.
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No bars. No booze...
no hot chicks of any kind.
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- Wait, wait, wait. Did you just say...
- Hey.
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You spawn a monster baby, see how
quick you want to dive back in the pool.
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Those are not the fun kind of hickeys.
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- You're saying an octopus did this?
- Not just any octopus.
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Based on welt diameter,
enteroctopus dofleini.
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And for those of us who skipped
the enteroctopus class?
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Giant pacific octopus.
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- How giant we talking, Doc?
- Approximately 30 feet.
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I mean, aren't giant octopi rare around here?
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- Yet here we are.
- All right, so what happens?
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Guy comes home, cracks a beer,
and gets suckered to death?
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Obviously, this was some
kind of freak fetish attack.
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Someone created those hickey marks,
then bled the man out.
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That bite look a little vamp-y to you?
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- Yeah, no question.
- So what are we looking for?
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An octovamp?
A vamptopus?
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- That's crazy even for us, right?
- It does push the envelope.
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Let's go chat up the widow.
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We're very sorry for your loss, ma'am.
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Mrs. Harper, we know this is bad timing.
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But we just have a few routine questions
that we need to ask you, is that okay?
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Yeah.
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Did the house feel any different lately?
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- Different...?
- Anything strange.
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Cold spots.
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Did you smell anything weird?
Maybe sulfury?
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No. Not that I can remember.
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Okay, we're just ticking
all the boxes here.
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What about any skeletons
in your husband's closet?
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Skeletons? What do you mean?
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Can you think of anybody
who would want to do him harm?
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A colleague, an old flame.
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The tiniest detail could really help.
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You want to know what he was up to lately?
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Ask Stacey.
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She was here the night he died.
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- Stacey?
- Our nanny.
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- Any other questions?
- No, that's...
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Thank you. You've been a big help.
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Really appreciate the hospitality, ma'am.
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Mom, dad, nanny. Boy, that is a
love triangle right out of casa erotica.
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'Course, in those, the jealous wife tends to
channel her feelings more productively.
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- The only thing I can't wrap my mind around is...
- What, how wife lady summoned an octovamp?
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More like "why?" I mean,
kind of impractical, right?
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Yeah.
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All right, one of us needs to go
talk to the naughty nanny.
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The other one stay here, shake down the place
when the wife leaves, see what we're dealing with.
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- All right. I'm on the nanny.
- No, I'm on the nanny.
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- I thought you said no hot chicks.
- We don't know that she's hot.
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Now, how would you describe
your relationship with the deceased?
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I don't know.
Normal, I guess.
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Normal?
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Well, I mostly dealt with Debra.
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There was nothing going on,
if that's what you mean.
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Debra said that you were at
the house late the night that...
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that Brian died.
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Yeah.
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Brian was working late,
so I stayed with Kelly.
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- She was pretty upset.
- Why's that?
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Well, it was her birthday.
We had a party at Plucky's.
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Plucky's.
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- Why does that sound familiar?
- Plucky Pennywhistle's Magical Menagerie?
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Pizza chain for kids.
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Actually, more for lazy parents.
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Anyway,
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her dad showed up for five minutes,
then he went back to work.
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And, of course, her mom was out of town.
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This stupid kid told Kelly her
folks didn't really love her.
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She freaked.
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I was calming her down for hours.
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Did you notice anything weird at the house?
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Weird like...?
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Anything.
Even a bad feeling.
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No, nothing like that.
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Actually, Kelly does have
a weird thing about closets.
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But it's just kid stuff.
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Try me.
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She thinks there's a monster in her closet.
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It drives everyone crazy.
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- Hey.
- Hey, we talked to the wrong person.
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- What?
- Yeah, forget the mom.
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Talk to the daughter. She's mad at
her dad for ditching her birthday.
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So, what do you think? A birthday
wish gone wrong, something like that?
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- I don't know. It could be.
- I got a 20 on her right now.
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Can you get to her without
tripping the AMBER Alert?
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- I'll try.
- All right, see what you can find out.
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Whatcha working on there?
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I know who you are.
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You do?
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You're the guy that talked to my mom.
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- That's right. I did.
- Kelly!
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- Where are you, honey?
- Something wrong?
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My mom will get mad if I talk to you.
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- How come?
- Because of what I told the police.
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And what did you tell the police?
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I told them that I tried to warn my dad.
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That the monster would get him.
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Kelly. Come here!
Now!
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Kelly!
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"If it bleeds, you can kill it."
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Hey.
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Okay, so, the horse I get. The hoofprints,
the jumping over the fence.
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But, what ran him through?
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Best thing I could tell you is something big.
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So, what, like a lance?
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It's sad.
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Lady's got to pull her friggin' 8-year-old
out of school and tell him his dad's dead.
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Excuse me.
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Excuse me, ma'am?
Agent Jones, FBI.
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I'm sorry. I really need to go.
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Okay. Just one quick
question, if you don't mind.
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Was yesterday your son's birthday?
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Billy's birthday? No.
Why would you ask that?
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Nothing. Never mind.
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But...
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His father did take him to a
friend's birthday party yesterday.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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You remember a chain
called Plucky Pennywhistle's?
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No.
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- Really? Could have swore you loved those places.
- No, dude, I hated them.
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You would dump me and go trolling for chicks.
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It's not like I left you in jail. I mean,
those places are supposed to be fun.
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Fun? They're lame.
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And they smell like puke.
And the ice cream is all grainy.
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All right, don't have
one of your episodes, okay?
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I'm just saying I hit a dead end with
this whole wishes-gone-wild thing,
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but both kids were at Plucky's day of.
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Look, why don't you go
check out the local Plucky's...
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- and ask about this Billy kid?
- Look, man, why don't I just...
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Why don't I just wait for you to get back?
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No can do, Hermano.
I'm on my way to talk to little Billy.
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Why don't I talk to Billy right now?
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Wait, wait, wait. This isn't
about your clown thing, is it?
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What?!
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No!
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- Sammy?
- No.
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Yeah, what in the world did they do to you?
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All right, you know what? Never mind.
Just know that 99.99%...
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of all clowns can't hurt you.
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Okay? And if it bleeds,
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you can kill it.
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"If it bleeds, you can kill it."
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I'm too old for this.
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Welcome to Plucky's, where
all your dreams are good.
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Could you just, maybe...
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Just get the manager for me?
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Okay.
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I just need you to stay sane
for three more hours.
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Okay? Here.
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Finish your homework.
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Like I can concentrate in here.
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Real beauties, huh?
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We rotate them out once a week.
Kids love having their art on the wall.
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- "Draw your worst fear"?
- I know.
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But we don't post the truly evil stuff...
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just the standard crap like sharks and ghosts.
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- Jean Holiday, shift manager.
- Johnson, FBI.
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So tell me...
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why even ask the kids to draw
creepy stuff to begin with?
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It's just an exercise. Some pop
psychologist came up with.
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Plus, the owner's obsessed with
"aiding children's development."
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So, the place mat is a safe way
to get kids to talk about their fears.
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You know, we get them to
sketch it in a little box, and voilà!
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Plucky magically transforms
it into rainbows and candy.
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Personally, I think it's a load of hooey,
but they say that if these fears run wild,
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then it affects kids long into their adulthood.
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Yeah, I've heard that.
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So, I don't know if you'll remember,
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but there was a kid in here yesterday
named Billy Pogue for a party?
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- Oh, the conniption kid.
- Conniption? He had...
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No, no, no, not him.
He was fine. It was his dad.
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He pulls the kid away
before cake and presents,
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and I guess the kid asked to
stay for another five minutes.
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The dad pulls a full-frontal
douchebag, starts screaming.
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Just embarrassed for the kid.
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Hey.
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Hey!
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You a cop?
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Yeah, I'm a Fed.
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What are you investigating?
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Couple of crazy deaths. Why, is there
something you want to share?
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Look, not now.
Too many eyes.
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Come back after closing.
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Hey.
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So, what's the lowdown with trauma town?
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I can tell you this much. Neither
vic was up for parent of the year.
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Kelly's dad skipped her birthday,
and Billy's dad pulled one of those...
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dick parent scenes that makes everyone cringe.
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- What the hell are these?
- Kid therapy.
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You draw your worst nightmare...
poof! Plucky fixes it.
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They hang them up on this big wall.
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Well, can't argue with this.
Leprechauns are deadly.
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Okay, so, Kelly draws a monster,
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and then that goes after her father?
That's what we're saying?
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Well, here's the thing. They label those.
And guess which two were missing.
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Well, name tag was there...
no place mat.
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- Little miss octovamp.
- Yeah. And...
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Billy.
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So, somehow, whatever he drew came
to life and killed his dad, riding a horse.
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Close, but no Seabiscuit.
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See, I went and had a little chat with Billy.
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And he drew me this.
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Wait. So now unicorns are evil?
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Yeah. Obviously.
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Great. Well, now the question is,
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how did a unicorn come off
a sketch and kill Billy's dad?
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How's any of this happening?
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Well, that's it for me.
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- Guess I'll head out.
- One more thing.
241
00:17:52,782 --> 00:17:56,909
Some kid puked in the ball pit.
It's gonna need a full sanitization.
242
00:17:56,910 --> 00:17:59,477
Do that, and then you can clock out.
243
00:19:31,867 --> 00:19:34,194
Hold on one second there, guys.
244
00:19:36,498 --> 00:19:38,484
Keep in touch.
245
00:19:38,635 --> 00:19:40,391
All right. Thank you.
246
00:19:43,906 --> 00:19:44,974
So?
247
00:19:44,975 --> 00:19:48,015
The manager found the body in
the ball pit. Blood everywhere.
248
00:19:48,016 --> 00:19:50,662
- Cops have a theory?
- Yeah, they think the ball washer did it.
249
00:19:50,663 --> 00:19:52,172
- The what?
- The ball washer.
250
00:19:52,173 --> 00:19:54,126
- The what?
- The ball...
251
00:19:55,096 --> 00:19:56,445
Look at this.
252
00:19:59,846 --> 00:20:01,529
Thank you, gentlemen.
253
00:20:04,882 --> 00:20:06,935
- That's a shark bite.
- Yeah.
254
00:20:06,936 --> 00:20:10,841
And judging from the radius,
I'd say a 20-footer, at least.
255
00:20:11,789 --> 00:20:14,828
"Shark Week," man.
How do you not watch that?
256
00:20:15,361 --> 00:20:17,374
Whole week of sharks.
257
00:20:32,300 --> 00:20:34,042
Omar Cooper.
258
00:20:34,994 --> 00:20:37,863
How much you want to bet little
Omar here was scared of sharks?
259
00:20:37,864 --> 00:20:39,400
And Saul the janitor is connected how?
260
00:20:39,401 --> 00:20:41,836
- I mean, he's not related to Omar.
- No.
261
00:20:41,837 --> 00:20:44,128
But Saul had something he wanted to tell me.
262
00:20:44,129 --> 00:20:47,253
So this isn't about ganking
some dickweed parent.
263
00:20:47,254 --> 00:20:49,283
More like silencing a whistle-blower?
264
00:20:49,284 --> 00:20:54,215
Great, so whatever we're looking for
can literally fire off childhood fears at will.
265
00:20:55,036 --> 00:20:57,840
- Watch out for evil lunch ladies.
- All right.
266
00:20:57,841 --> 00:20:59,605
Let's comb this place.
267
00:21:00,772 --> 00:21:02,350
Seriously.
268
00:21:03,238 --> 00:21:06,598
Dractopus. Seabiscuit the impaler.
269
00:21:06,800 --> 00:21:09,118
Land shark. What's next?
270
00:21:17,134 --> 00:21:19,940
Okay, Tyler, that's it. You got
to take the bus from here.
271
00:21:19,941 --> 00:21:23,424
- But I thought...
- I can't. I'm sorry. I'm late.
272
00:21:25,580 --> 00:21:26,877
Here.
273
00:21:32,097 --> 00:21:34,024
Stay out of trouble.
274
00:21:53,026 --> 00:21:54,326
Whee!
275
00:22:17,536 --> 00:22:19,541
Maybe a Tulpa?
276
00:22:21,092 --> 00:22:23,549
No, killing's are too spread out.
277
00:22:23,549 --> 00:22:24,971
True.
278
00:22:25,464 --> 00:22:26,764
Angel?
279
00:22:26,793 --> 00:22:30,021
It's a little imaginative for
the God squad, don't you think?
280
00:22:30,460 --> 00:22:32,799
All right. So what?
281
00:22:33,042 --> 00:22:35,544
Yeah, I don't know.
I'm tapped out.
282
00:22:36,573 --> 00:22:40,238
Well, whatever it is, at
least we know where it is.
283
00:22:40,561 --> 00:22:44,436
- Plucky's!
- That's where the victims are getting picked up.
284
00:22:44,748 --> 00:22:47,791
Yeah, but we swept the place last night, and nada.
285
00:22:49,553 --> 00:22:52,652
I can go back. Go to the employees,
maybe dig up some dirt.
286
00:22:52,653 --> 00:22:54,765
What good's that gonna do?
They think you're a Fed.
287
00:22:54,766 --> 00:22:57,705
The one guy who was gonna rat,
he got Bruce'd.
288
00:22:57,706 --> 00:22:59,823
If anybody knows anything,
they're not gonna tell you.
289
00:22:59,824 --> 00:23:02,407
All right. Yep.
That's the plan.
290
00:23:02,601 --> 00:23:03,961
I'll go back,
291
00:23:03,962 --> 00:23:06,708
play bad cop,
really lean into them.
292
00:23:06,709 --> 00:23:08,524
- And...?
- And...
293
00:23:09,117 --> 00:23:11,475
when I'm done,
then you watch them.
294
00:23:11,829 --> 00:23:14,059
So if somebody freaks out,
then that's our creep.
295
00:23:14,060 --> 00:23:16,881
Or he'll lead us closer,
and you can track him.
296
00:23:16,882 --> 00:23:18,692
Well, what's my cover?
297
00:23:20,011 --> 00:23:23,238
I don't know. Just hang
back. Act normal.
298
00:23:26,394 --> 00:23:30,132
Yeah, yeah. Guy in his 30s hanging
out at Plucky's alone, that's normal.
299
00:23:30,133 --> 00:23:31,695
That's not pervy at all.
300
00:23:31,696 --> 00:23:34,545
So, it doesn't matter what
people say. We've roped it off.
301
00:23:34,546 --> 00:23:37,207
I've notified the powers
that be. Everyone's aware.
302
00:23:37,208 --> 00:23:40,037
- Just no one goes in the...
- Hi.
303
00:23:40,990 --> 00:23:42,242
Agent.
304
00:23:42,243 --> 00:23:45,149
- I bet I know why you're here.
- How's business?
305
00:23:45,150 --> 00:23:49,049
Turns out not even grim flippin' death
can slow down the birthday fun.
306
00:23:49,050 --> 00:23:53,140
We roped off the ball pit, though,
until corporate can get here.
307
00:23:53,573 --> 00:23:56,279
I just can't believe the machine
fritzed and did Saul in like that.
308
00:23:56,280 --> 00:23:59,759
Yeah, that makes two of us. I'm gonna
need to talk to some of your employees.
309
00:23:59,760 --> 00:24:01,751
- Like who?
- Like you.
310
00:24:24,048 --> 00:24:26,346
- Howdy, friend.
- Giant slinky.
311
00:24:26,347 --> 00:24:28,541
Would have killed for one of those
when I was a kid. How much?
312
00:24:28,542 --> 00:24:30,556
- 1,000 tickets.
- American dinero. How much?
313
00:24:30,557 --> 00:24:32,823
Oh, we don't take cash here
at Plucky Pennywhistle's.
314
00:24:32,824 --> 00:24:36,439
Only tickets won through
hard work and determination.
315
00:24:37,027 --> 00:24:39,349
You mainlined the kool-aid, huh?
316
00:24:42,521 --> 00:24:45,587
It's double-ticket Tuesday if you play skeeball.
317
00:24:50,338 --> 00:24:51,833
Howdy, friend!
318
00:24:58,068 --> 00:24:59,981
So, where were you last night?
319
00:24:59,982 --> 00:25:03,445
Well, here.
Obviously.
320
00:25:03,963 --> 00:25:05,626
I found him.
321
00:25:06,628 --> 00:25:08,829
But I was by the cash register the whole time.
322
00:25:08,830 --> 00:25:11,309
There's a security camera
pointed right at the counter.
323
00:25:11,310 --> 00:25:13,435
The cops already looked at it.
324
00:25:13,642 --> 00:25:15,183
And you heard nothing?
325
00:25:15,184 --> 00:25:18,419
I heard the ball blaster.
I didn't hear him.
326
00:25:18,420 --> 00:25:20,529
If I did, I would have
run in, of course.
327
00:25:20,530 --> 00:25:23,806
Yeah, right, right.
So that's your excuse.
328
00:25:24,055 --> 00:25:25,355
My what?
329
00:25:25,865 --> 00:25:29,147
- Look, I know I'm new to this job, but I'm...
- What?
330
00:25:29,371 --> 00:25:31,625
- How new?
- Couple weeks.
331
00:25:31,626 --> 00:25:33,246
I just got promoted.
332
00:25:35,938 --> 00:25:37,238
So,
333
00:25:38,003 --> 00:25:40,707
was there a lot of competition for the gig?
334
00:25:40,708 --> 00:25:42,008
I guess.
335
00:25:42,826 --> 00:25:44,690
It comes with benefits.
336
00:25:45,954 --> 00:25:49,951
The bosses had us all write essays about
how we would do our best for the kids,
337
00:25:49,952 --> 00:25:51,671
and they picked me.
338
00:25:52,029 --> 00:25:55,936
Don't be shocked, but I actually
did two semesters at college, so...
339
00:25:57,066 --> 00:25:59,998
I'm not in any kind of trouble, am I?
340
00:25:59,999 --> 00:26:03,023
I don't know.
Why don't you tell me?
341
00:26:03,350 --> 00:26:07,004
Look, I know I'm not perfect,
but I'm trying.
342
00:26:07,124 --> 00:26:10,128
And, I mean, it's not as if
I'd ever do anything illegal.
343
00:26:10,798 --> 00:26:12,495
Sure you wouldn't.
344
00:26:52,410 --> 00:26:54,186
Special Agent?
345
00:26:55,338 --> 00:26:58,312
I want you to know, sir, that I really
appreciate what you do, and...
346
00:26:58,508 --> 00:26:59,968
Quiet.
347
00:27:11,457 --> 00:27:13,576
Hey! Stop cheating!
348
00:27:20,134 --> 00:27:22,630
You heard him.
Knock it off!
349
00:27:25,459 --> 00:27:27,574
- Jackass.
- Jackass.
350
00:27:28,885 --> 00:27:30,709
Tyler, soup's on.
351
00:27:32,790 --> 00:27:34,660
- But, mom, I don't want...
- Just eat it.
352
00:27:34,661 --> 00:27:36,260
But it sucks!
353
00:27:46,050 --> 00:27:48,335
Hey, why don't you cut her some slack?
354
00:27:48,336 --> 00:27:50,795
- What do you care?
- Because I've been where you are.
355
00:27:50,796 --> 00:27:54,393
Your mom made you camp at
a stupid Plucky's after school?
356
00:27:55,177 --> 00:27:58,256
No. No, but my dad, he...
357
00:27:58,699 --> 00:28:00,294
hauled me places.
358
00:28:01,846 --> 00:28:03,986
Besides, she's working a tough gig.
359
00:28:03,987 --> 00:28:06,016
You know?
She's exhausted.
360
00:28:06,152 --> 00:28:08,672
You should take pity on the old.
361
00:28:09,632 --> 00:28:11,829
And, hey, free grub.
362
00:28:11,830 --> 00:28:14,626
- That stuff tastes like butt.
- What?
363
00:28:14,912 --> 00:28:17,210
Come on, it can't be that bad.
364
00:28:17,211 --> 00:28:18,703
Let's see here.
365
00:28:24,188 --> 00:28:25,632
That is butt.
366
00:28:31,148 --> 00:28:34,040
- You scared of robots?
- They have laser eyes.
367
00:28:34,041 --> 00:28:35,437
Yes.
368
00:28:35,523 --> 00:28:38,574
- Excuse me.
- Howdy, friend! What's your name?
369
00:28:38,589 --> 00:28:40,595
- Evan.
- Hi.
370
00:28:49,330 --> 00:28:50,636
Lose the head.
371
00:28:53,497 --> 00:28:54,883
Why'd you do it?
372
00:28:55,377 --> 00:28:56,752
Do what?
373
00:28:57,251 --> 00:28:58,637
I think you know.
374
00:28:59,429 --> 00:29:00,640
I...
375
00:29:01,267 --> 00:29:03,377
I got rights. You can't...
376
00:29:04,253 --> 00:29:05,469
I'm the federal government, pal.
377
00:29:05,470 --> 00:29:09,058
- I can do whatever I want.
- Okay. I'll talk.
378
00:29:12,726 --> 00:29:14,026
Dean!
379
00:29:31,020 --> 00:29:33,326
Hey! Hey! Come here!
380
00:29:34,787 --> 00:29:36,094
Hey!
381
00:29:42,187 --> 00:29:45,340
If this is about the meth lab that
fireballed up in Butte, it wasn't me.
382
00:29:45,341 --> 00:29:49,565
Okay, it was my brother, but we
got the same fingerprints, and...
383
00:29:49,787 --> 00:29:52,811
Please. This is the best job I ever had.
384
00:29:53,012 --> 00:29:54,489
- All right, look...
- Cliff.
385
00:29:54,490 --> 00:29:58,745
Cliff. You're not using kids' nightmares
to smoke people, are you, Cliff?
386
00:29:59,348 --> 00:30:01,386
I don't think so.
387
00:30:03,912 --> 00:30:06,237
- Get up.
- What's going on?
388
00:30:06,420 --> 00:30:07,607
All right, cards up.
389
00:30:07,608 --> 00:30:11,388
Yeah, we don't care that you,
you know, broke bad or whatever.
390
00:30:11,585 --> 00:30:13,641
But there is some seriously
weird going on in there.
391
00:30:13,642 --> 00:30:15,658
You mean the sub-basement.
392
00:30:15,926 --> 00:30:18,491
- This place has a sub-basement?
- Sure.
393
00:30:18,492 --> 00:30:21,722
Door's out back. Easy to
miss if you don't know.
394
00:30:21,723 --> 00:30:23,839
- What's in there?
- Alls I know is...
395
00:30:23,840 --> 00:30:27,190
Me and Saul used to come in
after hours sometimes and...
396
00:30:29,850 --> 00:30:32,864
You ever shroom in a ball pit?
397
00:30:35,282 --> 00:30:37,654
Not that I would, agents.
398
00:30:37,655 --> 00:30:40,418
It was Saul.
Just Saul. All alone.
399
00:30:41,060 --> 00:30:42,350
Anyway,
400
00:30:42,351 --> 00:30:47,060
sometimes we'd hear, like,
spooky stuff, through the vents.
401
00:30:47,566 --> 00:30:49,624
Coming up from the boiler room.
402
00:30:52,686 --> 00:30:54,469
Okay, kiddo. Let's go.
403
00:30:54,776 --> 00:30:58,500
- But somebody stole it!
- So, draw another one!
404
00:30:58,793 --> 00:31:00,093
Okay?
405
00:31:00,470 --> 00:31:01,948
We gotta go.
406
00:31:05,255 --> 00:31:07,044
Okay. I'm sorry.
407
00:31:09,058 --> 00:31:12,357
- Thank you.
- That place mat sucked anyway.
408
00:31:23,484 --> 00:31:26,642
- Dean. What? What is it?
- While you were out being Dirty Harry,
409
00:31:27,454 --> 00:31:31,781
Tyler's mom got pissy with him,
and now his place mat's missing.
410
00:31:31,980 --> 00:31:33,744
So, what do you think?
411
00:31:33,970 --> 00:31:36,864
I think the bitchy mom plus sad kid...
412
00:31:36,865 --> 00:31:39,997
plus place mat with something
nuts written on it...
413
00:31:40,401 --> 00:31:42,117
equals wacky corpse.
414
00:31:42,390 --> 00:31:44,100
So you think she's next on the list?
415
00:31:44,101 --> 00:31:45,865
All right, I'll tail them just to be safe. You...
416
00:31:45,866 --> 00:31:48,488
- Check the boiler room. I know.
- Right.
417
00:31:49,449 --> 00:31:52,032
Dean, hey, any idea what he drew?
418
00:31:52,296 --> 00:31:53,299
- Robot.
- Robot?
419
00:31:53,300 --> 00:31:57,192
Yeah, about the size of a house.
Shoots destructo beams out of its eyes.
420
00:31:58,797 --> 00:32:01,463
- At least I'll see it coming.
- Yeah.
421
00:32:21,855 --> 00:32:24,060
Now, that's perfectly normal.
422
00:32:53,207 --> 00:32:54,520
Drop it.
423
00:33:01,584 --> 00:33:02,884
Drop it!
424
00:33:08,688 --> 00:33:10,388
Now kick it over.
425
00:33:16,401 --> 00:33:19,224
Some pretty heavy hoodoo you got here.
426
00:33:19,225 --> 00:33:22,685
I gotta say, as far as I know,
none of these things...
427
00:33:22,686 --> 00:33:24,513
can poop out a unicorn.
428
00:33:24,984 --> 00:33:27,816
There's power in fear.
429
00:33:28,729 --> 00:33:32,194
And when a child draws
what he's afraid of,
430
00:33:32,516 --> 00:33:36,825
a little of that mojo ends up on the page.
431
00:33:36,826 --> 00:33:39,523
So, what, you toss it in the fire, and some...
432
00:33:39,524 --> 00:33:41,761
bed-wetter's horror show comes to life?
433
00:33:41,762 --> 00:33:44,731
I got to get something off the parent, too.
434
00:33:45,157 --> 00:33:46,903
Something they own.
435
00:33:46,904 --> 00:33:48,542
That bit gets tricky.
436
00:33:49,310 --> 00:33:51,316
Well, it hasn't seemed to slow you down.
437
00:33:51,317 --> 00:33:53,727
I'm just doing what I need to!
438
00:33:53,728 --> 00:33:55,797
Okay. Okay.
439
00:33:55,798 --> 00:33:57,596
I get it. Okay?
440
00:34:02,192 --> 00:34:04,648
No drawing, no iron giant!
441
00:34:04,649 --> 00:34:09,086
Oh, that b-word is still on the list!
442
00:34:09,519 --> 00:34:12,203
But not tonight.
Bigger fish.
443
00:34:12,204 --> 00:34:14,831
What, are you gonna shoot me, Howard?
444
00:34:14,832 --> 00:34:16,747
You really want a body on your hands?
445
00:34:16,748 --> 00:34:18,909
- Blood everywhere?
- You shut up!
446
00:34:18,910 --> 00:34:21,636
'Cause I got lots of ways
to take care of bullies.
447
00:34:21,637 --> 00:34:23,197
Don't you worry.
448
00:34:23,198 --> 00:34:26,468
Like that FBI guy.
He's your pal, right?
449
00:34:26,891 --> 00:34:29,033
I saw you chase Cliff down.
450
00:34:30,062 --> 00:34:34,021
Five minutes ago,
his business card was torched.
451
00:34:34,260 --> 00:34:36,591
Along with something from my...
452
00:34:37,155 --> 00:34:38,906
personal collection.
453
00:34:40,198 --> 00:34:43,474
I picked it out real special for him, too.
454
00:34:44,227 --> 00:34:46,566
Soon as I saw him, I noticed.
455
00:34:47,153 --> 00:34:52,128
He was staring at every little Plucky like
it was gonna stab him or something.
456
00:35:01,920 --> 00:35:04,755
Guy's got a real thing about clowns.
457
00:35:26,031 --> 00:35:27,975
Well, hey, these are...
458
00:35:27,976 --> 00:35:30,181
really nice dolls. Did you...
459
00:35:30,470 --> 00:35:32,199
paint them yourself?
460
00:35:38,887 --> 00:35:42,123
- Friggin' Plucky.
- Plucky helps kids.
461
00:35:42,124 --> 00:35:44,306
It's all I ever wanted to do.
462
00:35:44,307 --> 00:35:47,537
And when the management slot opened up, I...
463
00:35:49,492 --> 00:35:51,417
But they passed me over.
464
00:35:51,786 --> 00:35:53,931
- Shocker.
- No, I told them,
465
00:35:53,932 --> 00:35:56,249
"No one cares more than me."
466
00:35:56,606 --> 00:35:59,161
But suits never listen.
467
00:35:59,873 --> 00:36:04,075
- So, I'm doing it my way.
- So let me get this straight.
468
00:36:04,076 --> 00:36:07,635
You didn't get the good parking space,
so you start dropping bodies?
469
00:36:07,636 --> 00:36:09,536
Those parents were horrible.
470
00:36:09,537 --> 00:36:11,386
They deserved what they got.
471
00:36:11,387 --> 00:36:14,596
- What about Saul?
- Saul had a big mouth!
472
00:36:16,965 --> 00:36:21,141
Some guy hits on the babysitter,
all of a sudden he's the world's worst dad?
473
00:36:21,142 --> 00:36:23,802
A good parent puts his kids first.
474
00:36:23,803 --> 00:36:26,308
And having a little girl
watch her pop get ganked...
475
00:36:26,309 --> 00:36:28,953
by the closet monster...
that's putting her first?
476
00:36:28,954 --> 00:36:31,416
In the long run,
they'll all be better off.
477
00:36:31,417 --> 00:36:34,339
- You think so? Really?
- I would have been.
478
00:36:44,519 --> 00:36:46,487
So, your brother.
479
00:36:48,660 --> 00:36:52,865
- What happened you do to him?
- It's not my fault! It's theirs!
480
00:36:59,469 --> 00:37:02,086
Looks to me like he drowned.
481
00:37:03,786 --> 00:37:05,390
I was screaming.
482
00:37:05,900 --> 00:37:09,181
But my folks,
they didn't listen.
483
00:37:09,473 --> 00:37:11,162
They never listened.
484
00:37:11,163 --> 00:37:14,222
- It was an accident.
- They let him die!
485
00:37:20,033 --> 00:37:21,356
Yeah!
486
00:37:27,902 --> 00:37:30,381
I'll bet you still have nightmares.
487
00:37:30,975 --> 00:37:32,875
In fact, I'll bet you haven't
been in the water since.
488
00:37:32,876 --> 00:37:36,086
- Shut up!
- Because you're afraid.
489
00:37:39,095 --> 00:37:40,423
No!
490
00:37:59,599 --> 00:38:01,174
It wasn't my fault.
491
00:38:02,124 --> 00:38:03,458
I'm sorry.
492
00:38:57,737 --> 00:38:59,176
Let's roll.
493
00:39:03,291 --> 00:39:04,839
Go ahead. Say it.
494
00:39:07,351 --> 00:39:08,742
I'm sorry.
495
00:39:09,551 --> 00:39:14,136
You look like you got attacked
by some PCP-crazed strippers.
496
00:39:16,965 --> 00:39:21,366
Dude, one of them sprayed me
with seltzer from his flower.
497
00:39:25,133 --> 00:39:26,433
I'm s...
498
00:39:27,976 --> 00:39:31,158
- What?
- Nothing. Carry on.
499
00:39:32,299 --> 00:39:33,599
That's...
500
00:39:34,027 --> 00:39:35,327
Sam...
501
00:39:35,984 --> 00:39:40,274
I'm sorry for psychologically scarring you.
502
00:39:42,075 --> 00:39:43,333
- Which time?
- Shut up. Seriously.
503
00:39:43,334 --> 00:39:46,984
You know, me ditching you when
we were kids, that was a dick move.
504
00:39:46,985 --> 00:39:50,981
- You know, the whole clown thing...
- You know what, man? Honestly I...
505
00:39:51,626 --> 00:39:55,721
Getting my ass kicked by
those juggalos tonight was...
506
00:39:56,942 --> 00:39:58,812
- It was therapeutic.
- You faced your fear.
507
00:39:58,813 --> 00:40:02,570
Exactly. And now what else could
a clown possibly ever do to me?
508
00:40:02,571 --> 00:40:04,314
- I feel good.
- Well, congrats.
509
00:40:04,315 --> 00:40:07,469
- By the way, to celebrate...
- What?
510
00:40:11,444 --> 00:40:12,452
No!
511
00:40:12,453 --> 00:40:13,691
- Yes.
- Did you win this?
512
00:40:13,692 --> 00:40:14,992
We earned that.
513
00:40:16,954 --> 00:40:20,734
Hey. I got you a little
something, too, actually.
514
00:40:24,253 --> 00:40:26,038
What? You said you were over it.
515
00:40:26,039 --> 00:40:28,609
You can think of it as a...
516
00:40:30,747 --> 00:40:35,280
clown phobia sobriety chip.
517
00:40:48,685 --> 00:40:53,685
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