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Previously on...
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I'm done feeling sorry for myself.
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Lynette made an announcement.
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I need to start dating again.
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- But her first attempt...
- Oh, the salmon looks good.
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At a steak house?
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Was a disaster.
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The stress of covering up a crime...
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You told us that as long as
we trusted each other,
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everything would be fine.
You're on your own!
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Drove a wedge between
Bree and her friends...
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A night out is exactly what
you need to lift your spirits.
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Leading her back to an old addiction
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and down a very dangerous path.
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Being in love can bring
out the worst in people.
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They may become stingy...
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or hostile...
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or simply indifferent.
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But in the beginning when
love is still a promise,
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people bring their best to the table.
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Here's to second chances.
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Oh, here's to you for
giving me a second chance.
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I really... didn't expect you
to be so nice on the phone.
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I guess you were charmed by my groveling.
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But now I'm kind of in a pickle.
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I spent the last week complaining
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about the crazy bitch I went out with.
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Now I have to go back and tell everyone
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this is one of the best dates of my life.
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Aw, that's so sweet.
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Ah, not so fast.
We haven't had dessert yet.
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We still could blow it.
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Oh. I hadn't thought of that.
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Well... how about we get outta here?
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We would have dessert at my place.
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That sounds great.
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So I have half an apple pie.
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I've got some of those
little pudding cups,
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and I think there are
some ice cream sandwiches
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in the freezer.
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Come on. Who can resist a pudding cup?
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for... dessert.
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Oh. Dessert.
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You thought I meant...
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Sex.
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Right. That's... why
you ran all those red lights.
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I figured you had a sweet tooth.
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Yeah.
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So just the three choices?
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I think so.
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Don't get me wrong.
I love dessert... both kinds.
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It's just so soon,
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and it's only our second date.
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Only the first one that's gone well...
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I get it. No problem.
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Plus there's a certain...
amount of prep work involved
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that I would have done had I known
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we were thinking of...
and I didn't make my bed,
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and there are no clean towels.
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I misunderstood.
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And now I've made you feel uncomfortable.
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- I'm so sorry.
- No.
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We had a great night.
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Yes.
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I look forward to doing it again.
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Oh, yes. Sounds good.
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Okay.
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Just... please don't think that this means
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I never wanna have sex with you,
'cause you're great,
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and-and sex is great. I love sex.
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I always have. I was
a total whore in college.
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All right, well,
I guess this is good night, then.
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Okay. Good night.
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Yes, the promise of love can
bring out the best in us...
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unless we find that we're
a little out of practice.
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After a disaster,
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every housewife has her own way of coping.
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Some turn to drink...
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some turn to sweets...
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and some turn to
the people they trust the most.
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So then I said I'd love
to have sex with him,
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but I'm not sure I'm ready yet,
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and now we're going to have
this awkward thing hanging over us.
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Nobody expects you to hop right
into bed with someone new.
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Why not? Tom did.
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I'm just trying to motivate her.
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To do what?
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Have random sex with
the first guy she meets?
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You don't wanna be that girl.
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Yeah, because that
sounds like too much fun.
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Susan, Lynette is pushing 50.
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With a very long stick.
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Point is, she should be
out there getting some
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while she's still limber
enough to enjoy it.
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Are you supposed to be on my side here?
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Of course.
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First things first...
do you really like this guy?
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Yeah, I think I do.
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Then what's the problem?
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Well, for starters, I'm a little rusty.
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It's been a while.
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The last guy who saw me naked
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told me not to wait so
long between pap smears.
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Okay, you're putting too
much pressure on yourself,
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and if you really like this guy,
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you should take it slow.
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Yeah, but not too slow.
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You're starting a new relationship,
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and sex is a big part of it.
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You don't buy a car without
giving it a test drive.
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So drive this guy, Lynette.
Drive him hard.
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So... how much longer is
Carlos gonna be in rehab?
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14 1/2 days.
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I don't know. The first time with somebody
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is always awkward and weird.
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And exciting and great.
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Come on. In 20 years of marriage,
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you never fantasized about
being with someone else.
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Constantly. Sometimes during.
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Well, here's your chance.
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Huh. I guess this is the upside
to having your marriage collapse.
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Okay. I just have to figure
out how to make my first move.
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I know who could give you some tips.
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Oh, my god. Is that another one?
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I know. What happened to
the blond guy from last week?
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Blond guy? The guy I saw had
dark hair and a sports car.
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The guy I saw drove a motorcycle.
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What is that, five guys in a week?
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Is she starting a basketball team?
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Should we be worried about her?
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After the way she treated us, unh-unh.
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She's not our problem anymore.
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Who are these women staring at us?
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Nobody I know.
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Juanita, why do you insist on
giving out Valentine cupcakes
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when I bought you a box
of perfectly good cards?
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Store-bought cards are lame.
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Who cares? I could be
watching TV right now
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instead of trying to cram the name
"Harrison" onto a cupcake.
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I wish daddy was here.
He always helps me with stuff.
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You really miss him, huh?
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Yeah. Why'd he have to go
to stupid Europe, anyway?
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Well, you know, business
trips are very important.
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That's why they call them...
business trips.
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But he's never been gone this long.
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It feels like forever.
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I know, but when he gets home,
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everything's gonna be great again.
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Do you have any more of those sprinkles?
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You're spending a lot of
time on that one cupcake.
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Is it for someone special?
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No, it's for nobody.
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Juanita, what's his name?
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He doesn't have a name.
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Ha! So you admit he exists.
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Fine.
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His name is Ryan Vayo.
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He's so cool. He can
dislocate his shoulder
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so it looks like he was in a car accident.
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Mm. You and me... we go for the bad boys.
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So I just want it to be special.
Do you think that's dumb?
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No. I think you need more candy hearts.
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Hey, I've been, uh,
I've been meaning to ask.
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Do we have any cereal?
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It's for Julie.
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For the rest of her life?
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When she was a kid,
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our favorite thing was
to have cereal dinner.
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But I couldn't remember her favorite,
so I got 'em all.
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I can't believe it's been six months
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since she's been home.
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Yeah. Why the visit?
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I think she just misses her mom.
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She sounded a little blue on the phone.
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Well, we should think of
some stuff to cheer her up.
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Way ahead of you.
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We are gonna do all the things
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she loved to do when she was a kid.
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Oh, hey. Do we still have
that trampoline in the garage?
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She would jump on that thing for hours.
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I would be up in my room, reading,
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and her head would keep
popping up in the window.
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"Hi, mom. Hi, mom. Hi, mom."
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- Hi, mom.
- Oh! Julie.
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Hi. Hey, Mike.
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Hey, kiddo. You look great.
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Oh, you do. You look wonderful.
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Can I get you something?
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Uh, yeah, sure, some water.
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Oh. Here.
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We are gonna have so much fun this week.
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I thought we'd start at the amusement park
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with some high-risk roller coastering.
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Uh... Susan?
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And then I am gonna take you
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to my kick-ass kickboxing class.
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Yeah... uh, babe?
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And to top it off,
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Mike is gonna dig out that
trampoline so that you can...
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Oh, my god!
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Yeah.
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I don't think we're gonna
be needing that trampoline.
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Oh, my god.
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You're... pregnant.
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Yeah. Six months.
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You didn't even tell me
you were in a relationship.
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Oh, god.
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Is there something wrong with the guy?
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I'm gonna hate him, aren't I?
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No, 'cause... you're not gonna meet him.
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It was just kind of a casual thing,
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and he's not really interested
in following through.
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I was right. I do hate him.
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And you're okay with that?
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Mm, yeah.
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Yeah, I am.
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Then we are, too.
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Of course.
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And we are gonna be here for you.
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You can move back home,
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and Mike and I will help
take care of the baby.
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Oh, my god. I can't
believe I didn't even ask.
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Is it a boy or a girl?
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It doesn't matter.
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I'm giving it up for adoption.
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What?
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No, you're not.
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Mom, look at my life.
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I-I live in a crappy apartment.
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I'm working part-time
while I finish my PhD.
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But you always said you wanted children.
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Yeah, with a husband.
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I'm not in a place to do this right now.
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No, no, no. Slow down.
We need to think this through.
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I already have.
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And I'm working with this agency,
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and they set up a meeting
with a great couple
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who doesn't live too far from here.
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Oh, god.
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I'm supposed to meet them tomorrow night,
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and they wanna meet you, too,
to learn about my background.
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So that's why you came home...
not just to break my heart.
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Okay, well, guess what?
No one is meeting anyone,
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- and no one is going to give away this baby.
- Susan.
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Mom, you just said you'd be there for me.
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I really need your support.
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Please?
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Okay, I'll do it.
We'll have them over for dinner.
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Thank you.
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Happy sucky Valentine's day.
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What happened?
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Ryan didn't like your cupcake?
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He ate it, but he didn't
even give me a card.
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Oh, who cares about him?
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Plenty of other people
gave you Valentines.
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Like Jacob.
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"Dear Juanita, my parents...
made me write this.
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"You smell like ham."
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Well, you like ham.
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00:11:45,111 --> 00:11:47,813
I like Ryan. Why doesn't he like me?
263
00:11:47,814 --> 00:11:49,186
What's wrong with me?
264
00:11:49,271 --> 00:11:52,963
Nothing is wrong with you.
You are wonderful. Come here.
265
00:11:58,075 --> 00:12:01,735
Hey, sweetie, are you sure
Ryan didn't give you a card?
266
00:12:02,559 --> 00:12:03,349
Yeah.
267
00:12:03,350 --> 00:12:05,863
Maybe you should
double-check your backpack.
268
00:12:05,864 --> 00:12:07,958
He could have slipped it in
when you weren't looking.
269
00:12:07,959 --> 00:12:09,364
Why would he do that?
270
00:12:09,783 --> 00:12:12,419
Boys are weird. Take a look.
271
00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:20,631
Pen, pen, pen, pen.
272
00:12:21,531 --> 00:12:22,534
No.
273
00:12:36,346 --> 00:12:37,235
What are you doing?
274
00:12:37,236 --> 00:12:41,167
Nothing. Hey, what's, uh, what's that?
275
00:12:41,459 --> 00:12:42,512
What?
276
00:12:42,707 --> 00:12:45,168
That thing that just fell
out of your backpack.
277
00:12:48,435 --> 00:12:50,979
Oh, my god. Oh, my god! It's from him.
278
00:12:50,980 --> 00:12:54,192
"Happy Valentine's day. X.O.X.O. Ryan."
279
00:12:54,195 --> 00:12:55,379
What's "X.O.X.O."?
280
00:12:55,380 --> 00:12:57,088
Hugs and kisses.
281
00:12:57,427 --> 00:13:01,247
Hugs and kisses? Oh, he does like me.
282
00:13:02,163 --> 00:13:03,362
I'm going to call him.
283
00:13:03,363 --> 00:13:04,401
No, no, no, you can't do that!
284
00:13:04,402 --> 00:13:06,425
- Don't do that!
- And why not?
285
00:13:06,426 --> 00:13:10,861
Because boys don't like it
when girls tell them they like them.
286
00:13:11,616 --> 00:13:12,782
Then how will he know?
287
00:13:12,783 --> 00:13:14,465
Oh, sweetie, he knows, you know,
288
00:13:14,466 --> 00:13:16,206
so neither of you need to say it.
289
00:13:16,207 --> 00:13:18,009
It's much more romantic this way.
290
00:13:18,509 --> 00:13:20,190
I'm serious. Don't talk to him, ever.
291
00:13:20,191 --> 00:13:21,866
It'll wreck the relationship.
292
00:13:22,527 --> 00:13:23,859
But... if we don't talk,
293
00:13:23,860 --> 00:13:25,745
what kind of relationship is that?
294
00:13:25,812 --> 00:13:28,113
The very best kind.
295
00:13:29,125 --> 00:13:30,560
Oh, my god. Is this...
296
00:13:33,347 --> 00:13:36,384
chocolate? He's perfect!
297
00:13:39,908 --> 00:13:42,049
Susan, this was delicious.
298
00:13:42,050 --> 00:13:44,415
Ah, just a little something I whipped up.
299
00:13:44,706 --> 00:13:47,909
A toast to Julie and Susan for inviting us
300
00:13:47,910 --> 00:13:49,207
into your beautiful home,
301
00:13:49,208 --> 00:13:52,131
and offering us this amazing gift of life.
302
00:13:57,862 --> 00:13:59,379
You're not drinking, Debbie?
303
00:13:59,511 --> 00:14:03,859
Oh. I'm abstaining in a show
of solidarity with Julie.
304
00:14:04,263 --> 00:14:06,199
I may not be able to carry my own baby,
305
00:14:06,200 --> 00:14:08,692
but I can support the woman who is.
306
00:14:09,048 --> 00:14:11,845
Oh, that's sweet. But word of advice...
307
00:14:11,846 --> 00:14:15,170
drop that plan when the doctor
starts talking episiotomy.
308
00:14:18,591 --> 00:14:22,234
Susan, I can't believe how great
you're being about this.
309
00:14:22,782 --> 00:14:25,563
It's wonderful that
your mother is so supportive.
310
00:14:25,934 --> 00:14:28,658
Yeah, well, she understands
how this is going to be
311
00:14:28,659 --> 00:14:30,414
so much better for everyone.
312
00:14:31,330 --> 00:14:34,130
Absolutely. Can't think of
a better home for this baby
313
00:14:34,131 --> 00:14:35,806
than with the two of you.
314
00:14:40,802 --> 00:14:43,926
Julie, do you mind getting the dessert?
315
00:14:43,927 --> 00:14:45,186
Oh, sure.
316
00:14:45,520 --> 00:14:48,227
And, Debbie, if you're
peeing in solidarity with me,
317
00:14:48,228 --> 00:14:50,529
then, uh, that's where
I'll be heading first.
318
00:14:53,381 --> 00:14:55,480
You have done an incredible job with her.
319
00:14:55,481 --> 00:14:56,969
She seems great.
320
00:14:56,970 --> 00:15:00,466
Yeah. She's having one of her good days.
321
00:15:03,351 --> 00:15:04,742
Her good days?
322
00:15:04,743 --> 00:15:05,679
Yeah.
323
00:15:06,448 --> 00:15:11,187
Seems Dr. Cohen finally got
her meds perfectly balanced.
324
00:15:11,271 --> 00:15:13,635
It's why I'm letting her
use a knife tonight.
325
00:15:13,767 --> 00:15:17,303
Wait. Meds? She never mentioned anything
326
00:15:17,304 --> 00:15:19,175
on her application about...
327
00:15:19,176 --> 00:15:20,740
Mental illness?
328
00:15:22,392 --> 00:15:23,572
Yeah.
329
00:15:23,928 --> 00:15:27,722
Grandma used to say our family
tree grew nothing but bananas...
330
00:15:29,903 --> 00:15:31,610
before she hung herself.
331
00:15:32,990 --> 00:15:36,258
I think legally she had
to disclose this to us.
332
00:15:36,259 --> 00:15:38,694
Oh, don't talk to Julie about legal.
333
00:15:38,695 --> 00:15:42,307
Then we'll have to see
all of her jail tattoos.
334
00:15:43,178 --> 00:15:44,262
Bill?
335
00:15:44,938 --> 00:15:49,206
Um... what else didn't she tell us?
336
00:15:49,722 --> 00:15:50,982
I don't know.
337
00:15:52,554 --> 00:15:55,450
Did she tell you she can hold her hand
338
00:15:55,451 --> 00:15:58,520
over an open flame without crying?
339
00:15:58,828 --> 00:15:59,942
Yeah, her eyes water,
340
00:15:59,943 --> 00:16:02,355
but she just keeps laughing and laughing.
341
00:16:05,846 --> 00:16:07,522
But it's not all her fault.
342
00:16:07,542 --> 00:16:09,318
I should've stopped drinking
when I was pregnant,
343
00:16:09,319 --> 00:16:11,475
but I likes my wine.
344
00:16:14,278 --> 00:16:16,994
I'm back. Who's ready for dessert?
345
00:16:25,974 --> 00:16:27,251
You don't have to do that.
346
00:16:32,456 --> 00:16:34,068
Still not talking to me, huh?
347
00:16:34,456 --> 00:16:36,643
I'm channeling my anger into cleaning.
348
00:16:36,950 --> 00:16:38,385
Well, I was going to apologize,
349
00:16:38,386 --> 00:16:41,294
but maybe I should wait until
you tackle the bathroom.
350
00:16:43,730 --> 00:16:45,239
You do realize that
scaring those people off
351
00:16:45,240 --> 00:16:46,627
doesn't change anything.
352
00:16:47,847 --> 00:16:50,838
I'm healthy. I'm white.
I'm a year away from my PhD.
353
00:16:50,839 --> 00:16:53,059
You can't imagine how many
people want this baby.
354
00:16:54,679 --> 00:16:56,051
Including me.
355
00:16:58,183 --> 00:17:01,347
I'm sorry. It's my grandchild.
356
00:17:01,927 --> 00:17:05,895
And I know that you think
you have thought this all out,
357
00:17:05,896 --> 00:17:09,010
but until you have held
that baby in your arms,
358
00:17:09,011 --> 00:17:11,503
yu have no idea what you're giving up.
359
00:17:12,008 --> 00:17:12,685
I'm going to bed.
360
00:17:12,686 --> 00:17:15,863
No, please, hear me out.
361
00:17:16,522 --> 00:17:18,984
You're scared. I get it.
362
00:17:19,116 --> 00:17:20,515
But you can do this.
363
00:17:20,516 --> 00:17:22,415
I don't wanna be a single mother!
364
00:17:22,932 --> 00:17:24,541
Why can't you respect that?
365
00:17:24,542 --> 00:17:27,466
It's not so bad being a single mother.
366
00:17:27,471 --> 00:17:29,097
We had a great time.
367
00:17:29,343 --> 00:17:31,258
We were like best friends.
368
00:17:31,358 --> 00:17:33,967
Remember? We would have cereal for dinner,
369
00:17:33,968 --> 00:17:36,089
and we'd stay up in my bed all night,
370
00:17:36,090 --> 00:17:38,214
telling each other our secrets.
371
00:17:38,288 --> 00:17:40,267
It's funny you remember it that way,
372
00:17:40,863 --> 00:17:42,139
because I don't.
373
00:17:44,300 --> 00:17:46,152
I was 12, mom.
374
00:17:46,796 --> 00:17:49,009
I slept in your bed because
you couldn't handle
375
00:17:49,010 --> 00:17:50,862
looking at the empty side.
376
00:17:51,666 --> 00:17:53,654
And how about those fun
drives past dad's apartment
377
00:17:53,655 --> 00:17:55,683
to see if he was bringing anyone home?
378
00:17:56,311 --> 00:17:58,753
And the only reason we had cereal dinner
379
00:17:58,754 --> 00:18:00,509
was because that's
the only food I could make,
380
00:18:00,510 --> 00:18:02,602
since you were too upset to cook.
381
00:18:11,886 --> 00:18:13,002
I...
382
00:18:14,878 --> 00:18:16,330
I had no idea.
383
00:18:17,871 --> 00:18:21,293
That is why I don't wanna
have this baby on my own.
384
00:18:23,167 --> 00:18:25,050
Because I already raised a child...
385
00:18:26,270 --> 00:18:27,323
you.
386
00:18:48,183 --> 00:18:50,418
What are you staring at?
387
00:18:50,599 --> 00:18:52,515
Shh. Don't talk.
388
00:18:52,999 --> 00:18:54,164
Why not?
389
00:18:54,165 --> 00:18:56,370
You'll ruin our relationship.
390
00:18:56,519 --> 00:18:59,187
Oh, we don't have a relationship.
391
00:18:59,318 --> 00:19:01,986
Right, that's why you gave me the X-O's.
392
00:19:02,869 --> 00:19:04,819
X-O's? what's that mean?
393
00:19:04,955 --> 00:19:06,071
I'll show you.
394
00:19:07,930 --> 00:19:09,907
Sexual harassment? Are you kidding me?
395
00:19:09,908 --> 00:19:11,338
She's a 9-year-old with a crush,
396
00:19:11,339 --> 00:19:13,286
not a presidential hopeful.
397
00:19:13,658 --> 00:19:15,401
Regardless, here at Oakridge,
398
00:19:15,402 --> 00:19:19,745
we have a zero tolerance
policy for unwanted advances.
399
00:19:19,746 --> 00:19:23,253
Honey, I was a model.
I know all about unwanted advances.
400
00:19:23,254 --> 00:19:26,323
Try being being stuck in a limo
with a tipsy David Lee Roth.
401
00:19:26,983 --> 00:19:30,725
Your daughter forced this boy
to the ground and kissed him
402
00:19:30,726 --> 00:19:32,294
against his will.
403
00:19:32,295 --> 00:19:34,858
Oh, and we all know how
much boys hate being kissed.
404
00:19:34,859 --> 00:19:37,149
He cried for 20 minutes.
405
00:19:37,150 --> 00:19:38,910
He could barely tell me what happened.
406
00:19:38,911 --> 00:19:40,810
Oh, so he's a snitch and a crybaby.
407
00:19:40,811 --> 00:19:42,871
That kid's not gonna last
a day in high school.
408
00:19:43,871 --> 00:19:47,317
Mrs. Solis, I don't think
you realize the gravity
409
00:19:47,318 --> 00:19:48,899
of this situation.
410
00:19:48,983 --> 00:19:51,861
I mean, it's not like when we were kids.
411
00:19:51,862 --> 00:19:55,603
Hey, hey, cotton top,
you and I are not the same age.
412
00:19:56,870 --> 00:19:58,914
You need to talk to your daughter,
413
00:19:59,355 --> 00:20:01,381
because if she so much as glances
414
00:20:01,382 --> 00:20:03,003
in that boy's direction again,
415
00:20:03,004 --> 00:20:06,579
we will have no choice but to expel her.
416
00:20:27,190 --> 00:20:28,238
Hi.
417
00:20:28,239 --> 00:20:30,869
I don't usually do this,
418
00:20:30,870 --> 00:20:32,774
but I'm feeling rather bold tonight.
419
00:20:32,775 --> 00:20:34,156
Can I buy you a drink?
420
00:20:36,448 --> 00:20:37,433
Sure.
421
00:20:38,664 --> 00:20:41,362
Matt, drink for my friend here.
422
00:20:41,506 --> 00:20:42,912
What's your poison?
423
00:20:43,420 --> 00:20:45,181
Whiskey, straight up.
424
00:20:45,504 --> 00:20:47,359
I'm Bree, by the way.
425
00:20:50,949 --> 00:20:51,980
Jerry.
426
00:20:51,981 --> 00:20:54,355
- Jerry.
- Nice to meet you, Jerry.
427
00:20:57,814 --> 00:20:59,022
Not much of a talker, huh?
428
00:20:59,023 --> 00:21:01,747
Well, that's okay.
I will ask all the questions.
429
00:21:03,016 --> 00:21:04,702
What do you do for a living, Jerry?
430
00:21:05,384 --> 00:21:06,556
I'm a roofer.
431
00:21:07,463 --> 00:21:09,548
Same thing I was two nights ago
432
00:21:11,045 --> 00:21:12,483
when you took me home.
433
00:21:14,925 --> 00:21:16,030
Jerry.
434
00:21:16,540 --> 00:21:18,958
Jerry, I'm so sorry. Ohh!
435
00:21:18,959 --> 00:21:20,474
It's just so dark in here, And I...
436
00:21:20,475 --> 00:21:24,787
It's okay. It happens,
especially with this crowd.
437
00:21:27,344 --> 00:21:32,000
Well, I can assure you that
I will not forget you twice.
438
00:21:35,813 --> 00:21:38,759
Is there, uh, any way
I can make it up to you?
439
00:21:39,201 --> 00:21:40,424
Well, I, uh...
440
00:21:41,595 --> 00:21:43,569
I do remember the other night.
441
00:21:43,780 --> 00:21:44,771
Mm?
442
00:21:44,890 --> 00:21:47,688
And, yeah, you have several ways.
443
00:21:51,185 --> 00:21:52,420
Well, then, um...
444
00:21:54,946 --> 00:21:56,741
let's not waste any time.
445
00:22:23,044 --> 00:22:26,776
Hey, kid. Want a beer? Oh, right.
446
00:22:28,904 --> 00:22:30,294
Thanks.
447
00:22:32,894 --> 00:22:35,749
It's so weird to remember
being a kid here and...
448
00:22:37,025 --> 00:22:38,189
now to be...
449
00:22:39,384 --> 00:22:40,428
Yeah, I'll bet.
450
00:22:40,889 --> 00:22:42,608
Imagine how weird it is for your mom.
451
00:22:43,694 --> 00:22:44,747
I get that.
452
00:22:46,294 --> 00:22:47,686
I just wish she'd...
453
00:22:47,687 --> 00:22:49,121
Julie, if you're about to wish
454
00:22:49,122 --> 00:22:52,047
that your mom would stop trying
to figure out your life for you,
455
00:22:52,538 --> 00:22:54,192
you're about to waste a wish.
456
00:22:56,253 --> 00:22:58,876
Sounded like you were kinda
rough on her last night.
457
00:23:00,449 --> 00:23:01,528
I was.
458
00:23:02,845 --> 00:23:04,160
She told you, huh?
459
00:23:04,826 --> 00:23:07,237
The fact that she didn't tell
me is how I knew it was rough.
460
00:23:08,314 --> 00:23:09,779
I was just really angry.
461
00:23:10,353 --> 00:23:12,062
It's like she doesn't
realize this whole thing
462
00:23:12,063 --> 00:23:13,836
is killing me, too.
463
00:23:13,859 --> 00:23:15,657
No, believe me, she does.
464
00:23:16,190 --> 00:23:17,885
That's why she won't stay out of it.
465
00:23:18,973 --> 00:23:21,151
Well, it's not making it any easier on me.
466
00:23:24,705 --> 00:23:26,289
When it comes to her kids,
467
00:23:26,455 --> 00:23:28,780
your mom has one gear, Julie...
468
00:23:29,341 --> 00:23:31,505
love. That's it.
469
00:23:32,153 --> 00:23:34,558
And if you sort through
all the times in your life
470
00:23:34,559 --> 00:23:36,143
that she drove you nuts,
471
00:23:36,458 --> 00:23:39,346
what she did, what she said,
or how she acted...
472
00:23:40,583 --> 00:23:41,908
you're gonna find love.
473
00:23:45,271 --> 00:23:46,361
I know.
474
00:23:49,113 --> 00:23:52,496
And... as far as flaws in a mom go...
475
00:23:54,013 --> 00:23:55,325
that's a pretty good one.
476
00:24:04,701 --> 00:24:05,480
What's the big deal?
477
00:24:05,481 --> 00:24:07,196
I kissed him. It's a free country.
478
00:24:07,197 --> 00:24:09,541
Well, some people at school
think that's inappropriate
479
00:24:09,542 --> 00:24:10,964
to do on the playground.
480
00:24:11,752 --> 00:24:15,714
Oh. Well, I know a spot at
the park where we can kiss.
481
00:24:15,715 --> 00:24:18,288
No, no, no, no kissing Ryan anywhere.
482
00:24:18,893 --> 00:24:20,518
But that's how it works.
483
00:24:20,784 --> 00:24:22,915
First, kissing, then get married,
484
00:24:22,916 --> 00:24:24,439
then he buys me presents.
485
00:24:24,714 --> 00:24:26,671
Oh, my god. You are my daughter.
486
00:24:28,160 --> 00:24:29,145
Honey...
487
00:24:30,566 --> 00:24:34,280
Uh, I don't think Ryan
likes you like that.
488
00:24:34,449 --> 00:24:36,529
What do you mean? He sent me a Valentine.
489
00:24:39,269 --> 00:24:40,701
Actually, he didn't.
490
00:24:41,832 --> 00:24:42,940
I did.
491
00:24:46,125 --> 00:24:49,413
I signed his name, and I let
you think it was from him.
492
00:24:51,952 --> 00:24:53,470
It's just when
you didn't get a Valentine,
493
00:24:53,471 --> 00:24:55,201
you seemed so upset,
494
00:24:55,202 --> 00:24:57,247
and I just wanted to see you happy again.
495
00:25:01,387 --> 00:25:02,753
I'm sorry, Juanita.
496
00:25:02,754 --> 00:25:05,381
I hate seeing you sad like this.
497
00:25:06,431 --> 00:25:08,102
I'm not sad. I'm mad.
498
00:25:08,912 --> 00:25:10,320
You always lie to me.
499
00:25:11,099 --> 00:25:12,489
I don't lie to you.
500
00:25:12,939 --> 00:25:14,847
Okay, then, where's daddy?
501
00:25:16,945 --> 00:25:18,630
'Cause I know he's not in Europe.
502
00:25:20,346 --> 00:25:21,527
How do you know that?
503
00:25:21,930 --> 00:25:24,799
I can tell. I'm not a kid anymore.
504
00:25:24,800 --> 00:25:26,590
I know when you're hiding stuff.
505
00:25:29,319 --> 00:25:30,317
Well...
506
00:25:31,745 --> 00:25:33,881
you're growing up so fast.
507
00:25:36,978 --> 00:25:38,738
Oh, honey, a part of me still sees you
508
00:25:38,739 --> 00:25:43,091
as this cute little baby
I used to bathe in the sink.
509
00:25:45,927 --> 00:25:48,640
But every day you're getting
stronger and smarter.
510
00:25:50,706 --> 00:25:54,233
So maybe I don't need to
protect you quite so much.
511
00:25:57,628 --> 00:25:59,383
Why don't we get some cupcakes?
512
00:26:00,370 --> 00:26:02,094
You and I are gonna have a little talk.
513
00:26:10,422 --> 00:26:11,461
Mom...
514
00:26:12,100 --> 00:26:13,254
what are you doing?
515
00:26:13,428 --> 00:26:15,648
Don't worry. I'm putting them away.
516
00:26:17,726 --> 00:26:18,812
Aw.
517
00:26:19,863 --> 00:26:21,029
Remember these?
518
00:26:21,245 --> 00:26:23,213
No, mom, I was 1.
519
00:26:24,761 --> 00:26:26,441
I had a pair that matched.
520
00:26:26,981 --> 00:26:28,721
People would always look at us.
521
00:26:29,228 --> 00:26:32,168
Because you were a grown woman
in pink striped overalls.
522
00:26:32,234 --> 00:26:34,737
They probably thought we were
a christian singing group.
523
00:26:35,622 --> 00:26:38,413
They'd say we looked sweet together.
524
00:26:39,803 --> 00:26:41,997
I wouldn't trade that memory for anything.
525
00:26:48,331 --> 00:26:50,110
I know this is hard.
526
00:26:51,661 --> 00:26:54,184
And I'm really sorry for
the way I went off on you.
527
00:26:54,185 --> 00:26:58,034
No. I'm the one who should apologize.
528
00:26:59,412 --> 00:27:02,757
I had no right to lie to those people.
529
00:27:05,712 --> 00:27:10,009
And I know that I made mistakes
with you... a lot of them.
530
00:27:14,103 --> 00:27:16,208
I guess I just told myself it was okay
531
00:27:16,209 --> 00:27:18,576
because you turned out so great.
532
00:27:22,461 --> 00:27:24,238
You did the best you could.
533
00:27:25,917 --> 00:27:27,041
I know that.
534
00:27:29,605 --> 00:27:31,035
You're a great mom.
535
00:27:37,306 --> 00:27:39,040
I'd do it again in a heartbeat.
536
00:27:42,769 --> 00:27:44,983
Because no matter how hard it was...
537
00:27:47,260 --> 00:27:50,040
you're always the best thing in my life.
538
00:27:51,956 --> 00:27:56,951
Mom, I've given this a lot of thought.
539
00:28:01,226 --> 00:28:03,521
And it's the toughest decision
540
00:28:03,522 --> 00:28:04,976
I've ever had to make.
541
00:28:09,089 --> 00:28:10,411
But I've made it.
542
00:28:13,749 --> 00:28:14,928
I understand.
543
00:28:19,345 --> 00:28:21,601
I'm just trying to do what's best for her.
544
00:28:23,811 --> 00:28:24,832
"Her"?
545
00:28:27,360 --> 00:28:28,564
It's a girl.
546
00:28:40,979 --> 00:28:41,962
Hey, you.
547
00:28:41,963 --> 00:28:44,203
Sorry I'm late. Stupid traffic.
548
00:28:45,029 --> 00:28:47,076
We should get a move on
if we're gonna make our reservations.
549
00:28:47,077 --> 00:28:49,420
No. No, no, we have time. Come on in.
550
00:28:50,312 --> 00:28:53,492
So can I, um, get you
anything before we go?
551
00:28:53,493 --> 00:28:55,785
Coffee or a drink or...
552
00:28:57,458 --> 00:28:58,516
Dessert?
553
00:28:59,011 --> 00:29:01,468
Dessert? We haven't eaten yet.
554
00:29:01,469 --> 00:29:05,018
I know. I'm talking about... dessert.
555
00:29:06,118 --> 00:29:07,710
I'm not falling for this again.
556
00:29:08,310 --> 00:29:09,060
Are you talking about...
557
00:29:09,061 --> 00:29:12,196
Sex. I'm talking about sex.
Would you like to have sex?
558
00:29:12,656 --> 00:29:14,302
- Now?
- Mm.
559
00:29:14,424 --> 00:29:16,140
You said the kids are
at your ex's all night.
560
00:29:16,141 --> 00:29:17,696
We could still go to dinner.
561
00:29:17,697 --> 00:29:18,557
No, no, no, no,
562
00:29:18,558 --> 00:29:20,071
'cause then It'll be hanging
over our heads all night,
563
00:29:20,072 --> 00:29:21,248
and I'll be drinking too much
564
00:29:21,249 --> 00:29:23,539
and laughing too hard at your jokes,
565
00:29:23,540 --> 00:29:25,217
and I really don't have any more reasons,
566
00:29:25,218 --> 00:29:27,068
so could we please just go have sex?
567
00:29:36,763 --> 00:29:37,982
Mmm.
568
00:29:40,283 --> 00:29:42,399
I was kinda hoping that
we could leave that on.
569
00:29:43,240 --> 00:29:45,227
Five kids. Trust me. It's better off.
570
00:29:45,228 --> 00:29:46,579
Oh, you have nothing to worry about.
571
00:29:46,580 --> 00:29:48,108
You look amazing.
572
00:29:51,160 --> 00:29:52,193
Tell you what.
573
00:29:53,685 --> 00:29:55,532
I turn the bedside lamp on,
574
00:29:55,984 --> 00:29:57,528
and you get the candles.
575
00:29:57,960 --> 00:30:01,583
How about... I'll see your bedside lamp...
576
00:30:03,001 --> 00:30:04,295
and I'll raise you..
577
00:30:04,296 --> 00:30:05,164
A floor lamp?
578
00:30:05,165 --> 00:30:07,430
Unh-unh. Floor lamp's out.
579
00:30:07,851 --> 00:30:09,902
I'm not going over 25 watts.
580
00:30:10,230 --> 00:30:11,874
Uh, how about...
581
00:30:11,875 --> 00:30:14,808
closet light on...
582
00:30:15,116 --> 00:30:17,493
and I'll crack the door, and...
583
00:30:20,663 --> 00:30:21,812
you...
584
00:30:22,911 --> 00:30:24,283
get to keep the candles?
585
00:30:26,002 --> 00:30:29,194
Sorry. That's as high
as I can go this round.
586
00:30:34,592 --> 00:30:35,839
Then I'm all in.
587
00:30:36,060 --> 00:30:37,201
Oh!
588
00:30:38,357 --> 00:30:39,478
Lynette?
589
00:30:39,479 --> 00:30:40,693
Sweetheart?
590
00:30:42,358 --> 00:30:43,589
What is going on?
591
00:30:43,693 --> 00:30:45,399
I couldn't understand your message.
592
00:30:47,335 --> 00:30:48,800
That's what you left on my machine.
593
00:30:48,801 --> 00:30:51,091
Can you use your words, please?
594
00:30:52,305 --> 00:30:55,149
Is this about your date
with Frank last night?
595
00:30:55,532 --> 00:30:58,090
Grunt once for a "Yes," twice for "No."
596
00:30:59,408 --> 00:31:00,850
Did you have sex with him?
597
00:31:02,406 --> 00:31:03,508
Sort of.
598
00:31:03,590 --> 00:31:05,472
Sort of? What does that mean?
599
00:31:06,291 --> 00:31:07,622
I don't wanna talk about it.
600
00:31:08,565 --> 00:31:10,174
This is ridiculous.
601
00:31:10,175 --> 00:31:13,414
You called me over.
Now tell me what happened.
602
00:31:16,613 --> 00:31:17,924
I cried.
603
00:31:18,477 --> 00:31:21,871
Oh, no. When? After?
604
00:31:22,009 --> 00:31:23,712
Right in the middle.
605
00:31:24,661 --> 00:31:27,978
God. Is there any way he didn't notice?
606
00:31:27,979 --> 00:31:31,045
I blew my nose in the sheets.
607
00:31:31,552 --> 00:31:33,000
Kinda hard to ignore.
608
00:31:34,169 --> 00:31:35,641
What made you cry?
609
00:31:37,743 --> 00:31:40,419
I opened my eyes, and-and I saw him...
610
00:31:40,420 --> 00:31:42,695
this lovely man I have
a really nice time with...
611
00:31:42,696 --> 00:31:44,167
and I realized...
612
00:31:44,812 --> 00:31:46,514
my marriage is over.
613
00:31:46,865 --> 00:31:47,795
Now didn't you realize that
614
00:31:47,796 --> 00:31:49,933
when Tom took his girlfriend to Europe?
615
00:31:49,964 --> 00:31:52,039
No, I didn't,
616
00:31:52,252 --> 00:31:56,174
because that was Tom, and I kept thinking,
617
00:31:56,183 --> 00:32:00,250
"Boy, Tom's moving on," but this is me.
618
00:32:00,251 --> 00:32:03,116
This is really happening to me.
619
00:32:11,178 --> 00:32:12,802
Love bites, doesn't it?
620
00:32:14,216 --> 00:32:16,853
What did, uh, Frank do?
621
00:32:17,211 --> 00:32:18,530
He was really sweet.
622
00:32:18,531 --> 00:32:22,078
Handed me a box of kleenex,
said all the right things.
623
00:32:22,558 --> 00:32:25,327
But trust me, I'm never seeing him again.
624
00:32:26,898 --> 00:32:28,588
Well, think of it this way.
625
00:32:29,124 --> 00:32:31,638
It cost you one guy to face the truth.
626
00:32:32,154 --> 00:32:33,824
Your marriage is over.
627
00:32:34,929 --> 00:32:37,259
Now you can move on just like Tom.
628
00:32:38,925 --> 00:32:40,511
Yippee for me.
629
00:32:41,004 --> 00:32:42,046
Mm-hmm.
630
00:32:43,199 --> 00:32:45,004
I'm gonna tell you
the same thing I told Bree
631
00:32:45,005 --> 00:32:46,388
when I took her out drinking.
632
00:32:46,389 --> 00:32:50,697
The only way to live life is wildly.
633
00:32:53,434 --> 00:32:54,449
What?
634
00:32:54,569 --> 00:32:56,468
You took Bree out drinking?
635
00:32:56,658 --> 00:32:58,168
Yeah. Why?
636
00:32:58,885 --> 00:32:59,912
Is that bad?
637
00:33:00,149 --> 00:33:01,866
How the hell could Renee
take her out drinking?!
638
00:33:01,867 --> 00:33:04,433
Doesn't she know Bree's an alcoholic?
639
00:33:04,434 --> 00:33:06,162
I have known Renee a long time,
640
00:33:06,163 --> 00:33:09,082
and she's not exactly what
you'd call a detail person.
641
00:33:09,083 --> 00:33:11,063
Well... at least this helps explain
642
00:33:11,064 --> 00:33:13,068
The way Bree's been acting lately.
643
00:33:13,069 --> 00:33:15,228
I don't know. There's not
enough booze in the world
644
00:33:15,229 --> 00:33:17,747
to justify the skeezes
coming out of that house.
645
00:33:17,748 --> 00:33:19,568
How could we not know this?
646
00:33:19,569 --> 00:33:21,030
'Cause we're not speaking to her,
647
00:33:21,031 --> 00:33:22,991
you know, 'cause of what she did.
648
00:33:22,992 --> 00:33:25,385
I was so mad. I thought
I'd stay mad a long time,
649
00:33:25,386 --> 00:33:27,920
but now, knowing that she's hurting...
650
00:33:27,921 --> 00:33:29,222
It just seems mean.
651
00:33:29,576 --> 00:33:30,661
Yeah.
652
00:33:31,413 --> 00:33:34,807
I miss her. I miss us being us.
653
00:33:35,418 --> 00:33:37,423
So whatever happened,
we need to put it behind us
654
00:33:37,424 --> 00:33:38,720
and go help Bree.
655
00:33:40,175 --> 00:33:41,606
Do you think we can get through to her?
656
00:33:41,895 --> 00:33:44,101
I don't know, but we have to try.
657
00:33:52,573 --> 00:33:55,374
Uh, you sure this is your house?
658
00:33:59,856 --> 00:34:01,162
What the hell?
659
00:34:01,653 --> 00:34:04,626
Wow. Booze, loose morals,
and now swearing?
660
00:34:04,689 --> 00:34:06,345
Too late. There's no Bree left.
661
00:34:06,352 --> 00:34:07,804
Why are you in my house?
662
00:34:07,805 --> 00:34:09,841
This is an intervention, Bree.
663
00:34:10,068 --> 00:34:13,154
This isn't for TV, is it?
'cause I'm married.
664
00:34:13,334 --> 00:34:14,061
I was gonna tell you.
665
00:34:14,062 --> 00:34:16,545
An intervention?
You've gotta be kidding me.
666
00:34:16,546 --> 00:34:18,729
We're your friends. We wanna help.
667
00:34:18,842 --> 00:34:20,771
Get out! All of you!
668
00:34:22,268 --> 00:34:23,516
Not you.
669
00:34:25,203 --> 00:34:26,216
Idiot.
670
00:34:26,477 --> 00:34:28,780
Talk to us, sweetie.
Why are you behaving like this?
671
00:34:28,781 --> 00:34:30,384
I don't know what you're talking about.
672
00:34:30,385 --> 00:34:32,475
It's not like we can't
see what's going on.
673
00:34:32,662 --> 00:34:34,591
We know you're drinking again.
674
00:34:35,686 --> 00:34:37,952
And what about all these men?
We know about that, too.
675
00:34:38,150 --> 00:34:41,185
Wow, can't hide anything
from you girls, huh?
676
00:34:43,233 --> 00:34:45,781
And did you also know
I tried to kill myself?
677
00:34:47,115 --> 00:34:48,124
What?
678
00:34:48,529 --> 00:34:49,626
Oh, my god.
679
00:34:49,785 --> 00:34:51,695
How'd that little nugget of information
680
00:34:51,696 --> 00:34:55,289
slip past my nearest and dearest friends?
681
00:34:55,620 --> 00:34:58,039
If this is a joke, it's not funny.
682
00:34:58,227 --> 00:34:59,499
It's not a joke.
683
00:35:00,908 --> 00:35:02,565
I checked into a motel room
684
00:35:02,566 --> 00:35:05,817
with nothing but a bottle and a gun.
685
00:35:06,384 --> 00:35:08,731
And you're wrong, Susan. It is funny...
686
00:35:08,764 --> 00:35:13,665
funny that the women
standing here before me...
687
00:35:14,966 --> 00:35:17,617
professing to be my supportive friends...
688
00:35:18,942 --> 00:35:21,722
are the reason
that I was in that motel room.
689
00:35:21,782 --> 00:35:22,539
Bree, stop.
690
00:35:22,541 --> 00:35:24,998
No! Don't give me this "Friends" nonsense.
691
00:35:25,059 --> 00:35:27,683
All I ever was to you was the organizer,
692
00:35:27,684 --> 00:35:29,325
the problem solver,
693
00:35:29,551 --> 00:35:31,880
a leader when you needed one,
694
00:35:32,446 --> 00:35:36,194
which is exactly what
I was that horrible night
695
00:35:37,100 --> 00:35:39,138
when we buried your stepfather.
696
00:35:39,886 --> 00:35:41,686
And I was so grateful for that.
697
00:35:41,690 --> 00:35:44,650
Liar! All of you, liars!
698
00:35:44,970 --> 00:35:47,295
Because as soon as it got rough,
699
00:35:47,296 --> 00:35:49,081
as soon as there was any trouble,
700
00:35:49,907 --> 00:35:51,465
it all became my fault,
701
00:35:51,466 --> 00:35:52,919
and off you went.
702
00:35:53,551 --> 00:35:56,213
We had no idea.
I wish you would have told us.
703
00:35:56,214 --> 00:35:57,399
Oh, I tried.
704
00:35:57,400 --> 00:35:59,982
But even when I came to you to apologize,
705
00:35:59,983 --> 00:36:02,762
you slammed your doors in my face!
706
00:36:05,263 --> 00:36:06,721
Okay, fine, you're right.
707
00:36:07,083 --> 00:36:08,638
We did. We screwed up.
708
00:36:08,872 --> 00:36:10,343
We let this pull us apart,
709
00:36:10,344 --> 00:36:12,066
but that's not gonna happen again.
710
00:36:12,882 --> 00:36:14,683
Because no matter what you think,
711
00:36:14,795 --> 00:36:17,237
we love you, Bree.
We'll do whatever it takes.
712
00:36:17,238 --> 00:36:19,832
We just want things to be
back the way they were.
713
00:36:24,717 --> 00:36:25,982
Well, I don't.
714
00:36:35,813 --> 00:36:36,896
Frank.
715
00:36:37,652 --> 00:36:38,780
What's all this?
716
00:36:38,822 --> 00:36:42,030
Well, this is something
I recently discovered
717
00:36:42,031 --> 00:36:43,313
called pizza.
718
00:36:43,663 --> 00:36:44,964
I think you're gonna like it.
719
00:36:45,253 --> 00:36:48,654
I'm sorry. Did we have plans?
720
00:36:49,098 --> 00:36:51,972
Nope. This is more of a stealth date.
721
00:36:52,318 --> 00:36:54,934
Every time we made plans,
there's been too much pressure.
722
00:36:54,935 --> 00:36:57,134
So I figured, maybe things would be better
723
00:36:57,135 --> 00:36:58,514
if we sneak up on each other.
724
00:36:59,498 --> 00:37:02,147
Do you have some unresolved
mother issues or something?
725
00:37:02,373 --> 00:37:05,630
Well, actually, my mother
and I get along quite well.
726
00:37:05,631 --> 00:37:06,498
Why do you ask?
727
00:37:06,499 --> 00:37:08,537
Because that's the only
reason I can think of
728
00:37:08,538 --> 00:37:11,027
of why you would keep coming back here.
729
00:37:11,207 --> 00:37:13,912
Oh, I can think of another. I like you.
730
00:37:14,324 --> 00:37:18,074
You do remember I cried in
the middle of sex, right?
731
00:37:19,520 --> 00:37:22,597
Lynette, you lived with
the same guy for 20 years.
732
00:37:23,640 --> 00:37:25,362
It only makes sense that
he'd be in your head.
733
00:37:25,363 --> 00:37:28,020
And frankly, I'd think twice
about you if he weren't.
734
00:37:29,405 --> 00:37:31,659
Is it weird to say "Frankly"
When your name is Frank?
735
00:37:31,965 --> 00:37:33,164
Not until now.
736
00:37:35,809 --> 00:37:37,023
Look, I'm a guy.
737
00:37:37,709 --> 00:37:40,223
So obviously, I'm a complete idiot.
738
00:37:41,179 --> 00:37:41,984
But the one thing I do know
739
00:37:41,985 --> 00:37:44,282
is that if you're lucky
enough to meet someone
740
00:37:44,607 --> 00:37:47,441
who's sexy, smart, and funny,
and who actually likes you,
741
00:37:48,711 --> 00:37:50,580
you give that person
all the time they need.
742
00:37:53,992 --> 00:37:55,169
Now where's your corkscrew?
743
00:37:58,043 --> 00:38:00,301
Uh, middle drawer on the right.
744
00:38:05,820 --> 00:38:07,514
Hey, hey.
745
00:38:07,847 --> 00:38:08,850
Mmm.
746
00:38:10,658 --> 00:38:13,900
Mmm. Mmm, mmm, mnh-mnh. Wait.
747
00:38:15,013 --> 00:38:16,765
I know you're more comfortable like this.
748
00:38:19,936 --> 00:38:20,949
Leave it on.
749
00:38:28,943 --> 00:38:30,308
Evening, Bree.
750
00:38:30,636 --> 00:38:31,660
The usual?
751
00:38:32,866 --> 00:38:35,461
I suppose it has become
"The usual," hasn't it?
752
00:38:37,449 --> 00:38:38,553
Yes, please.
753
00:38:42,521 --> 00:38:43,411
Hey.
754
00:38:46,447 --> 00:38:48,278
You know, I got a thing for redheads.
755
00:38:49,331 --> 00:38:50,467
Wanna see it?
756
00:38:51,425 --> 00:38:52,523
Charming.
757
00:38:54,655 --> 00:38:55,714
It's Bree, right?
758
00:38:55,858 --> 00:38:57,935
Listen, I just came here to have a drink.
759
00:38:57,936 --> 00:38:59,908
I really don't feel like talking.
760
00:38:59,909 --> 00:39:00,864
Yeah?
761
00:39:02,028 --> 00:39:04,954
Well... it wasn't the chance
to have a conversation
762
00:39:04,955 --> 00:39:06,363
that brought me over.
763
00:39:07,607 --> 00:39:08,626
I beg your pardon?
764
00:39:08,627 --> 00:39:10,821
I know what you come here for.
We can stop the game.
765
00:39:10,822 --> 00:39:11,958
We can stop everything,
766
00:39:11,959 --> 00:39:14,252
including this unfortunate encounter.
767
00:39:15,271 --> 00:39:16,725
Now please leave me alone.
768
00:39:18,999 --> 00:39:19,929
Wait.
769
00:39:20,167 --> 00:39:21,219
Wait, wait. So...
770
00:39:21,979 --> 00:39:25,228
so suddenly you're some high-class lady?
771
00:39:26,469 --> 00:39:29,073
Hmm? Give me a break.
772
00:39:30,628 --> 00:39:32,835
Everybody in this bar knows what you are.
773
00:39:35,934 --> 00:39:37,465
You want me to start a tab for you?
774
00:39:45,614 --> 00:39:46,600
No.
775
00:39:47,571 --> 00:39:49,157
No, I don't. I have to go.
776
00:39:57,596 --> 00:39:58,689
I'll drive.
777
00:40:01,205 --> 00:40:02,839
Please give me my keys.
778
00:40:02,840 --> 00:40:03,959
Come on, Bree.
779
00:40:03,986 --> 00:40:05,910
I see some of the dirtbags
you drag out of this place.
780
00:40:05,911 --> 00:40:07,919
What? I don't make the cut?
781
00:40:07,920 --> 00:40:09,486
No, you're vile.
782
00:40:09,487 --> 00:40:12,604
Now give me my keys and get away from me.
783
00:40:12,811 --> 00:40:15,872
Whoa. This is a new low for me.
784
00:40:15,942 --> 00:40:18,202
I'm not good enough for the town pump.
785
00:40:20,998 --> 00:40:22,175
You know what?
786
00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:25,130
- I think we'll take my car.
- Aah!
787
00:40:26,417 --> 00:40:28,147
I'm not going anywhere with you!
788
00:40:28,208 --> 00:40:29,249
Get your hands off of me!
789
00:40:29,250 --> 00:40:32,526
You like a fight, huh?
I can play rough. Aah!
790
00:40:32,620 --> 00:40:34,022
Let go of me. Let go!
791
00:40:34,023 --> 00:40:35,242
You heard her.
792
00:40:36,482 --> 00:40:37,533
Let go.
793
00:40:39,962 --> 00:40:41,061
Orson!
794
00:40:41,213 --> 00:40:44,175
Hello, Bree. We'll catch up in a moment.
795
00:40:44,466 --> 00:40:45,725
If you're smart,
796
00:40:46,015 --> 00:40:47,248
you'll step away from her
797
00:40:47,249 --> 00:40:49,904
and go back to the hole
you crawled out of.
798
00:40:50,268 --> 00:40:52,724
Buddy, I got a rule about not
hitting guys in wheelchairs,
799
00:40:52,725 --> 00:40:55,220
but you-you're begging for an asterisk.
800
00:41:04,776 --> 00:41:05,981
Turn it off!
801
00:41:10,827 --> 00:41:12,819
I also have pepper spray.
802
00:41:16,231 --> 00:41:17,966
Orson, what are you doing here?
803
00:41:17,967 --> 00:41:19,863
- How did you...
- Your friends called me.
804
00:41:21,393 --> 00:41:23,488
They said you were going
through a rough time.
805
00:41:30,438 --> 00:41:33,163
Orson, I've made such a mess of my life.
806
00:41:35,308 --> 00:41:36,421
Don't worry, dear.
807
00:41:38,589 --> 00:41:40,384
The one thing you and
I were always good at
808
00:41:40,385 --> 00:41:42,138
was cleaning things up.
809
00:41:49,185 --> 00:41:53,061
Yes, love can bring out the best in us...
810
00:41:56,347 --> 00:41:58,648
the confidence to move on...
811
00:42:02,778 --> 00:42:05,566
the courage to tell the truth...
812
00:42:09,263 --> 00:42:11,968
the strength to keep hoping...
813
00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:19,982
but sometimes what surprises us most
814
00:42:20,290 --> 00:42:22,958
isn't what love brings out...
815
00:42:23,876 --> 00:42:26,996
but who it brings back.
816
00:42:27,151 --> 00:42:29,433
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