1 00:00:00,243 --> 00:00:02,185 Previously on "Desperate Housewives"... 2 00:00:02,411 --> 00:00:03,865 I'm done feeling sorry for myself. 3 00:00:03,932 --> 00:00:05,734 Lynette made an announcement. 4 00:00:05,779 --> 00:00:07,795 I need to start dating again. 5 00:00:07,796 --> 00:00:10,770 - But her first attempt... - Oh, the salmon looks good. 6 00:00:10,771 --> 00:00:11,796 At a steak house? 7 00:00:12,146 --> 00:00:14,123 Was a disaster. 8 00:00:14,124 --> 00:00:17,114 The stress of covering up a crime... 9 00:00:17,115 --> 00:00:19,153 You told us that as long as we trusted each other, 10 00:00:19,154 --> 00:00:21,153 everything would be fine. You're on your own! 11 00:00:21,154 --> 00:00:24,423 Drove a wedge between Bree and her friends... 12 00:00:24,495 --> 00:00:27,398 A night out is exactly what you need to lift your spirits. 13 00:00:27,403 --> 00:00:30,289 Leading her back to an old addiction 14 00:00:30,290 --> 00:00:32,307 and down at very dangerous path. 15 00:00:38,075 --> 00:00:41,420 Being in love can bring out the worst in people. 16 00:00:42,645 --> 00:00:45,644 They may become stingy... 17 00:00:46,061 --> 00:00:51,060 Or hostile... 18 00:00:51,061 --> 00:00:55,993 Or simply indifferent. 19 00:00:56,034 --> 00:01:01,017 But in the beginning when love is still a promise, 20 00:01:01,018 --> 00:01:04,033 people bring their best to the table. 21 00:01:04,034 --> 00:01:06,046 Here's to second chances. 22 00:01:06,047 --> 00:01:11,046 Oh, here's to you for giving me a second chance. 23 00:01:11,047 --> 00:01:15,000 I really... didn't expect you to be so nice on the phone. 24 00:01:15,001 --> 00:01:18,012 I guess you were charmed by my groveling. 25 00:01:18,013 --> 00:01:20,029 But now I'm kind of in a pickle. 26 00:01:20,030 --> 00:01:22,004 I spent the last week complaining 27 00:01:22,005 --> 00:01:23,041 about the crazy bitch I went out with. 28 00:01:23,042 --> 00:01:25,030 Now I have to go back and tell everyone 29 00:01:25,031 --> 00:01:27,033 this is one of the best dates of my life. 30 00:01:27,034 --> 00:01:30,042 Aw, that's so sweet. 31 00:01:30,043 --> 00:01:32,030 Ah, not so fast. We haven't had dessert yet. 32 00:01:32,031 --> 00:01:34,004 We still could blow it. 33 00:01:34,005 --> 00:01:36,012 Oh. I hadn't thought of that. 34 00:01:36,013 --> 00:01:39,017 Well... how about we get outta here? 35 00:01:39,018 --> 00:01:41,017 We could have dessert at my place. 36 00:01:41,018 --> 00:01:43,013 That sounds great. 37 00:01:44,574 --> 00:01:46,586 So I have half an apple pie. 38 00:01:46,587 --> 00:01:47,606 I've got some of those little pudding cups, 39 00:01:47,607 --> 00:01:50,608 and I think there are some ice cream sandwiches in the freezer. 40 00:01:51,446 --> 00:01:53,440 Oh. 41 00:01:53,441 --> 00:01:57,431 Come on. Who can resist a pudding cup? 44 00:02:03,417 --> 00:02:06,402 for... dessert. 45 00:02:06,403 --> 00:02:09,402 Oh. Dessert. 46 00:02:09,403 --> 00:02:10,432 You thought I meant... 47 00:02:10,433 --> 00:02:12,398 Sex. 48 00:02:12,399 --> 00:02:16,410 Right. That's... why you ran all those red lights. 49 00:02:16,411 --> 00:02:18,406 I figured you had a sweet tooth. 50 00:02:18,407 --> 00:02:21,410 Yeah. 51 00:02:21,411 --> 00:02:23,407 So just the three choices? 52 00:02:25,437 --> 00:02:27,399 I think so. 53 00:02:28,437 --> 00:02:31,415 Don't get me wrong. I love dessert... both kinds. 54 00:02:31,416 --> 00:02:32,441 It's just so soon, 55 00:02:32,442 --> 00:02:34,044 and it's only our second date. 56 00:02:34,097 --> 00:02:36,061 Only the first one that's gone well... 57 00:02:36,062 --> 00:02:37,097 I get it. No problem. 58 00:02:37,098 --> 00:02:40,083 Plus there's a certain... Amount of prep work involved 59 00:02:40,084 --> 00:02:42,055 that I would have done had I known 60 00:02:42,056 --> 00:02:44,092 we were thinking of... and I didn't make my bed, 61 00:02:44,093 --> 00:02:46,050 and there are no clean towels. 62 00:02:46,051 --> 00:02:47,076 I misunderstood. 63 00:02:48,084 --> 00:02:50,072 And now I've made you feel uncomfortable. 64 00:02:50,073 --> 00:02:52,063 - I'm so sorry. - No. 65 00:02:52,205 --> 00:02:53,701 We had a great night. 66 00:02:53,731 --> 00:02:54,743 Yes. 67 00:02:54,744 --> 00:02:56,722 I look forward to doing it again. 68 00:02:56,723 --> 00:02:58,722 Oh, yes. Sounds good. 69 00:02:58,723 --> 00:02:59,743 Okay. 70 00:02:59,744 --> 00:03:03,718 Just... please don't think that this means 71 00:03:03,719 --> 00:03:05,723 I never wanna have sex with you, 'cause you're great, 72 00:03:05,724 --> 00:03:07,743 and... and sex is great. I love sex. 73 00:03:07,744 --> 00:03:10,719 I always have. I was a total whore in college. 74 00:03:12,748 --> 00:03:15,751 All right, well, I guess this is good night, then. 75 00:03:15,752 --> 00:03:17,726 Okay. Good night. 76 00:03:17,727 --> 00:03:23,718 Yes, the promise of love can bring out the best in us... 77 00:03:23,719 --> 00:03:28,744 Unless we find that we're a little out of practice. 78 00:03:41,296 --> 00:03:42,783 After a disaster, 79 00:03:42,818 --> 00:03:46,781 every housewife has her own way of coping. 80 00:03:46,882 --> 00:03:49,890 Some turn to drink... 81 00:03:51,865 --> 00:03:55,893 Some turn to sweets... 82 00:03:55,894 --> 00:03:59,882 And some turn to the people they trust the most. 83 00:04:01,873 --> 00:04:03,889 So then I said I'd love to have sex with him, 84 00:04:03,890 --> 00:04:05,894 but I'm not sure I'm ready yet, and now we're going to have 85 00:04:05,895 --> 00:04:07,902 this awkward thing hanging over us. 86 00:04:07,903 --> 00:04:10,893 Nobody expects you to hop right into bed with someone new. 87 00:04:10,894 --> 00:04:11,907 Why not? Tom did. 88 00:04:13,693 --> 00:04:15,692 I'm just trying to motivate her. 89 00:04:15,693 --> 00:04:17,688 To do what? 90 00:04:17,689 --> 00:04:19,730 Have random sex with the first guy she meets? 91 00:04:19,731 --> 00:04:21,692 You don't wanna be that girl. 92 00:04:21,693 --> 00:04:24,692 Yeah, because that sounds like too much fun. 93 00:04:24,693 --> 00:04:26,688 Susan, Lynette is pushing 50. 94 00:04:26,689 --> 00:04:28,692 With a very long stick. 95 00:04:28,693 --> 00:04:29,735 Point is, she should be out there getting some 96 00:04:29,736 --> 00:04:32,700 while she's still limber enough to enjoy it. 97 00:04:32,701 --> 00:04:33,731 Are you supposed to be on my side here? 98 00:04:33,732 --> 00:04:35,696 Of course. 99 00:04:35,697 --> 00:04:38,717 First things first... do you really like this guy? 100 00:04:38,718 --> 00:04:41,696 Yeah, I think I do. 101 00:04:41,697 --> 00:04:42,712 Then what's the problem? 102 00:04:42,713 --> 00:04:43,735 Well, for starters, I'm a little rusty. 103 00:04:43,736 --> 00:04:45,696 It's been a while. 104 00:04:45,697 --> 00:04:46,735 The last guy who saw me naked 105 00:04:46,736 --> 00:04:50,696 told me not to wait so long between pap smears. 106 00:04:50,697 --> 00:04:51,213 Oh. 107 00:04:51,266 --> 00:04:53,559 Okay, you're putting too much pressure on yourself, 108 00:04:53,609 --> 00:04:54,633 and if you really like this guy, 109 00:04:54,634 --> 00:04:56,093 you should take it slow. 110 00:04:56,190 --> 00:04:57,263 Yeah, but not too slow. 111 00:04:57,335 --> 00:04:58,339 You're starting a new relationship, 112 00:04:58,340 --> 00:05:00,313 and sex is a big part of it. 113 00:05:00,314 --> 00:05:02,326 You don't buy a car without giving it a test drive. 114 00:05:02,327 --> 00:05:05,338 So drive this guy, Lynette. Drive him hard. 115 00:05:05,339 --> 00:05:09,346 So... how much longer is Carlos gonna be in rehab? 116 00:05:09,347 --> 00:05:11,325 141/2 days. 117 00:05:11,326 --> 00:05:13,314 I don't know. The first time with somebody 118 00:05:13,315 --> 00:05:15,359 is always awkward and weird. 119 00:05:15,360 --> 00:05:18,351 And exciting and great. 120 00:05:18,352 --> 00:05:20,317 Come on. In 20 years of marriage, 121 00:05:20,318 --> 00:05:22,309 you never fantasized about being with someone else. 122 00:05:22,347 --> 00:05:24,832 Constantly. Sometimes during. 123 00:05:24,870 --> 00:05:26,865 Well, here's your chance. 124 00:05:26,866 --> 00:05:28,856 Huh. I guess this is the upside 125 00:05:28,857 --> 00:05:30,865 to having your marriage collapse. 126 00:05:30,866 --> 00:05:34,870 Okay. I just have to figure out how to make my first move. 127 00:05:35,878 --> 00:05:38,862 I know who could give you some tips. 128 00:05:40,883 --> 00:05:42,877 Oh, my God. Is that another one? 129 00:05:42,878 --> 00:05:45,861 I know. What happened to the blond guy from last week? 130 00:05:45,862 --> 00:05:48,461 Blond guy? The guy I saw had dark hair and a sports car. 131 00:05:48,525 --> 00:05:50,511 The guy I saw drove a motorcycle. 132 00:05:50,512 --> 00:05:52,519 What is that, five guys in a week? 133 00:05:52,520 --> 00:05:54,516 Is she starting a basketball team? 134 00:05:56,516 --> 00:05:58,511 Should we be worried about her? 135 00:05:58,512 --> 00:06:00,540 After the way she treated us, unh-unh. 136 00:06:00,541 --> 00:06:02,550 She's not our problem anymore. 137 00:06:07,533 --> 00:06:10,508 Who are these women staring at us? 138 00:06:12,516 --> 00:06:14,520 Nobody I know. 139 00:06:16,533 --> 00:06:19,524 Juanita, why do you insist on giving out Valentine cupcakes 140 00:06:19,525 --> 00:06:21,532 when I bought you a box of perfectly good cards? 141 00:06:21,533 --> 00:06:23,524 Store-bought cards are lame. 142 00:06:23,525 --> 00:06:25,518 Who cares? I could be watching TV right now 143 00:06:25,519 --> 00:06:26,550 instead of trying to cram the name "Harrison" 144 00:06:26,551 --> 00:06:28,540 onto a cupcake. 145 00:06:28,541 --> 00:06:32,532 I wish daddy was here. He always helps me with stuff. 146 00:06:32,533 --> 00:06:35,507 You really miss him, huh? 147 00:06:35,508 --> 00:06:38,532 Yeah. Why'd he have to go to stupid Europe, anyway? 148 00:06:38,533 --> 00:06:42,511 Well, you know, business trips are very important. 149 00:06:42,512 --> 00:06:45,540 That's why they call them... Business trips. 150 00:06:45,541 --> 00:06:47,210 But he's never been gone this long. 151 00:06:47,290 --> 00:06:48,329 It feels like forever. 152 00:06:48,330 --> 00:06:50,311 I know, but when he gets home, 153 00:06:50,312 --> 00:06:53,286 everything's gonna be great again. 154 00:06:53,287 --> 00:06:55,311 Do you have any more of those sprinkles? 155 00:06:55,312 --> 00:06:59,294 You're spending a lot of time on that one cupcake. 156 00:06:59,295 --> 00:07:00,316 Is it for someone special? 157 00:07:00,317 --> 00:07:03,319 No, it's for nobody. 158 00:07:03,320 --> 00:07:05,307 Juanita, what's his name? 159 00:07:05,308 --> 00:07:06,312 He doesn't have a name. 160 00:07:06,313 --> 00:07:08,324 Ha! So you admit he exists. 161 00:07:08,955 --> 00:07:10,962 Fine. 162 00:07:10,963 --> 00:07:12,958 His name is Ryan Vayo. 163 00:07:12,959 --> 00:07:15,962 He's so cool. He can dislocate his shoulder 164 00:07:15,963 --> 00:07:18,924 so it looks like he was in a car accident. 165 00:07:18,925 --> 00:07:21,937 Mm. You and me... we go for the bad boys. 166 00:07:21,938 --> 00:07:24,937 So I just want it to be special. Do you think that's dumb? 167 00:07:24,938 --> 00:07:28,942 No. I think you need more candy hearts. 168 00:07:34,934 --> 00:07:36,933 Hey, I've been, uh, I've been meaning to ask. 169 00:07:36,934 --> 00:07:38,916 Do we have any cereal? 170 00:07:38,917 --> 00:07:39,963 It's for Julie. 171 00:07:39,964 --> 00:07:41,945 For the rest of her life? 172 00:07:41,946 --> 00:07:42,959 When she was a kid, 173 00:07:42,960 --> 00:07:45,933 our favorite thing was to have cereal dinner. 174 00:07:45,934 --> 00:07:47,957 But I couldn't remember her favorite, so I got 'em all. 175 00:07:47,958 --> 00:07:49,950 I can't believe it's been six months 176 00:07:49,951 --> 00:07:51,945 since she's been home. 177 00:07:51,946 --> 00:07:52,950 Yeah. Why the visit? 178 00:07:52,951 --> 00:07:54,928 I think she just misses her mom. 179 00:07:54,929 --> 00:07:56,933 She sounded a little blue on the phone. 180 00:07:56,934 --> 00:07:58,942 Well, we should think of some stuff to cheer her up. 181 00:07:58,943 --> 00:08:00,941 Way ahead of you. 182 00:08:00,942 --> 00:08:02,924 We are gonna do all the things 183 00:08:02,925 --> 00:08:03,963 she loved to do when she was a kid. 184 00:08:03,964 --> 00:08:06,962 Oh, hey. Do we still have that trampoline in the garage? 185 00:08:06,963 --> 00:08:09,949 She would jump on that thing for hours. 186 00:08:09,950 --> 00:08:11,940 I would be up in my room, reading, 187 00:08:11,941 --> 00:08:13,925 and her head would keep popping up in the window. 188 00:08:13,926 --> 00:08:15,958 "Hi, mom. Hi, mom. Hi, mom." 189 00:08:15,959 --> 00:08:18,917 - Hi, mom. - Oh! Julie. 190 00:08:18,920 --> 00:08:20,916 Hi. Hey, Mike. 191 00:08:20,917 --> 00:08:21,963 Hey, kiddo. You look great. 192 00:08:21,964 --> 00:08:24,941 Oh, you do. You look wonderful. 193 00:08:24,942 --> 00:08:25,963 Can I get you something? 194 00:08:25,964 --> 00:08:27,937 Uh, yeah, sure, some water. 195 00:08:27,938 --> 00:08:29,921 - Oh. - Here. 196 00:08:29,924 --> 00:08:31,954 We are gonna have so much fun this week. 197 00:08:31,955 --> 00:08:32,963 I thought we'd start at the amusement park 198 00:08:32,964 --> 00:08:35,945 with some high-risk roller coastering. 199 00:08:35,946 --> 00:08:36,945 Uh... Susan? 200 00:08:36,946 --> 00:08:40,924 And then I am gonna take you 201 00:08:40,925 --> 00:08:42,945 to my kick-ass kickboxing class. 202 00:08:42,946 --> 00:08:44,920 Yeah... uh, babe? 203 00:08:44,921 --> 00:08:45,944 And to top it off, 204 00:08:45,945 --> 00:08:47,942 Mike is gonna dig out that trampoline so that you can... 205 00:08:47,943 --> 00:08:49,924 oh, my God! 206 00:08:49,925 --> 00:08:52,841 Yeah. 207 00:08:52,908 --> 00:08:55,886 I don't think we're gonna be needing that trampoline. 208 00:09:03,474 --> 00:09:05,478 Oh, my God. 209 00:09:05,479 --> 00:09:07,499 You're... pregnant. 210 00:09:07,500 --> 00:09:10,519 Yeah. Six months. 211 00:09:10,520 --> 00:09:15,504 You didn't even tell me you were in a relationship. 212 00:09:17,491 --> 00:09:19,519 Oh, God. 213 00:09:19,520 --> 00:09:21,512 Is there something wrong with the guy? 214 00:09:21,513 --> 00:09:23,478 I'm gonna hate him, aren't I? 215 00:09:23,479 --> 00:09:26,508 No, 'cause... You're not gonna meet him. 216 00:09:28,491 --> 00:09:30,483 It was just kind of a casual thing, 217 00:09:30,484 --> 00:09:33,507 and he's not really interested in following through. 218 00:09:33,508 --> 00:09:36,490 I was right. I do hate him. 219 00:09:36,491 --> 00:09:39,486 And you're okay with that? 220 00:09:39,487 --> 00:09:41,478 Mm, yeah. 221 00:09:41,479 --> 00:09:42,515 Yeah, I am. 222 00:09:42,516 --> 00:09:44,494 Then we are, too. 223 00:09:44,495 --> 00:09:46,515 Of course. 224 00:09:46,516 --> 00:09:49,499 And we are gonna be here for you. 225 00:09:49,500 --> 00:09:50,520 You can move back home, 226 00:09:50,521 --> 00:09:53,511 and Mike and I will help take care of the baby. 227 00:09:53,512 --> 00:09:55,504 Oh, my God. I can't believe I didn't even ask. 228 00:09:55,505 --> 00:09:58,482 Is it a boy or a girl? 229 00:09:58,483 --> 00:10:00,474 It doesn't matter. 230 00:10:01,508 --> 00:10:03,494 I'm giving it up for adoption. 231 00:10:03,495 --> 00:10:05,507 What? 232 00:10:05,508 --> 00:10:07,511 No, you're not. 233 00:10:07,512 --> 00:10:09,503 Mom, look at my life. 234 00:10:09,504 --> 00:10:11,478 I-I live in a crappy apartment. 235 00:10:11,479 --> 00:10:13,515 I'm working part-time while I finish my PHD. 236 00:10:13,516 --> 00:10:16,473 But you always said you wanted children. 237 00:10:16,474 --> 00:10:18,515 Yeah, with a husband. 238 00:10:18,516 --> 00:10:20,512 I'm not in a place to do this right now. 239 00:10:20,513 --> 00:10:25,478 No, no, no. Slow down. We need to think this through. 240 00:10:25,479 --> 00:10:26,520 I already have. 241 00:10:26,521 --> 00:10:29,490 And I'm working with this agency, 242 00:10:29,491 --> 00:10:30,506 and they set up a meeting with a great couple 243 00:10:30,507 --> 00:10:32,491 who doesn't live too far from here. 244 00:10:32,492 --> 00:10:34,499 Oh, God. 245 00:10:34,500 --> 00:10:36,519 I'm supposed to meet them tomorrow night, 246 00:10:36,520 --> 00:10:40,503 and they wanna meet you, too, to learn about my background. 247 00:10:40,504 --> 00:10:45,516 So that's why you came home... not just to break my heart. 248 00:10:48,479 --> 00:10:52,486 Okay, well, guess what? No one is meeting anyone, 249 00:10:52,487 --> 00:10:54,490 and no one is going to give away this baby. 250 00:10:54,491 --> 00:10:55,503 Susan. 251 00:10:55,504 --> 00:10:58,503 Mom, you just said you'd be there for me. 252 00:10:58,504 --> 00:11:00,516 I really need your support. 253 00:11:02,512 --> 00:11:04,479 Please? 254 00:11:07,474 --> 00:11:11,499 Okay, I'll do it. We'll have them over for dinner. 255 00:11:11,500 --> 00:11:14,479 Thank you. 256 00:11:16,487 --> 00:11:20,486 Happy sucky Valentine's day. 257 00:11:20,487 --> 00:11:21,515 What happened? 258 00:11:21,516 --> 00:11:24,478 Ryan didn't like your cupcake? 259 00:11:24,479 --> 00:11:28,507 He ate it, but he didn't even give me a card. 260 00:11:28,508 --> 00:11:30,507 Oh, who cares about him? 261 00:11:30,653 --> 00:11:33,644 Plenty of other people gave you valentines. 262 00:11:34,164 --> 00:11:37,150 Like Jacob. 263 00:11:37,151 --> 00:11:40,154 "Dear Juanita, my parents... Made me write this. 264 00:11:40,155 --> 00:11:42,168 You smell like Ham." 265 00:11:44,138 --> 00:11:45,184 Well, you like Ham. 266 00:11:45,185 --> 00:11:47,679 I like Ryan. Why doesn't he like me? 267 00:11:47,735 --> 00:11:49,705 What's wrong with me? 268 00:11:49,706 --> 00:11:53,738 Nothing is wrong with you. You are wonderful. Come here. 269 00:11:53,739 --> 00:11:55,714 Oh. 270 00:11:58,702 --> 00:12:02,718 Hey, sweetie, are you sure Ryan didn't give you a card? 271 00:12:02,719 --> 00:12:03,726 Yeah. 272 00:12:03,727 --> 00:12:05,738 Maybe you should double-check your backpack. 273 00:12:05,739 --> 00:12:07,735 He could have slipped it in when you weren't looking. 274 00:12:07,736 --> 00:12:09,709 Why would he do that? 275 00:12:09,710 --> 00:12:12,706 Boys are weird. Take a look. 276 00:12:18,727 --> 00:12:21,709 Pen, pen, pen, pen. 277 00:12:21,710 --> 00:12:23,706 No. 278 00:12:35,739 --> 00:12:37,709 What are you doing? 279 00:12:37,710 --> 00:12:41,726 Nothing. Hey, what's, uh, what's that? 280 00:12:41,727 --> 00:12:42,738 What? 281 00:12:42,739 --> 00:12:45,735 That thing that just fell out of your backpack. 282 00:12:48,719 --> 00:12:51,692 Oh, my God. Oh, my God! It's from him. 283 00:12:51,693 --> 00:12:54,709 "Happy Valentine's day. X.O.X.O. Ryan." 284 00:12:54,710 --> 00:12:55,719 What's "X.O.X.O."? 285 00:12:55,720 --> 00:12:57,701 Hugs and kisses. 286 00:12:57,702 --> 00:13:01,705 Hugs and kisses? Oh, he does like me. 287 00:13:01,706 --> 00:13:03,705 I'm going to call him. 288 00:13:03,706 --> 00:13:04,723 No, no, no, you can't do that! 289 00:13:04,724 --> 00:13:06,727 - Don't do that! - And why not? 290 00:13:06,730 --> 00:13:08,738 Because boys don't like it 291 00:13:08,739 --> 00:13:11,701 when girls tell them they like them. 292 00:13:11,702 --> 00:13:13,701 Then how will he know? 293 00:13:13,702 --> 00:13:14,714 Oh, sweetie, he knows, you know, 294 00:13:14,715 --> 00:13:16,705 so neither of you need to say it. 295 00:13:16,706 --> 00:13:18,718 It's much more romantic this way. 296 00:13:18,719 --> 00:13:20,710 I'm serious. Don't talk to him, ever. 297 00:13:20,711 --> 00:13:22,722 It'll wreck the relationship. 298 00:13:22,723 --> 00:13:23,733 But... if we don't talk, 299 00:13:23,734 --> 00:13:25,731 what kind of relationship is that? 300 00:13:25,732 --> 00:13:29,692 The very best kind. 301 00:13:29,693 --> 00:13:31,702 Oh, my God. Is this... 302 00:13:33,702 --> 00:13:36,731 Chocolate? He's perfect! 303 00:13:39,698 --> 00:13:42,709 Susan, this was delicious. 304 00:13:42,710 --> 00:13:44,718 Ah, just a little something I whipped up. 305 00:13:44,719 --> 00:13:48,697 A toast to Julie and Susan for inviting us 306 00:13:48,698 --> 00:13:49,735 into your beautiful home, and offering us 307 00:13:49,736 --> 00:13:52,706 this amazing gift of life. 308 00:13:56,723 --> 00:13:59,718 You're not drinking, Debbie? 309 00:13:59,719 --> 00:14:04,705 Oh. I'm abstaining in a show of solidarity with Julie. 310 00:14:04,706 --> 00:14:06,713 I may not be able to carry my own baby, 311 00:14:06,714 --> 00:14:08,734 but I can support the woman who is. 312 00:14:08,735 --> 00:14:12,697 Oh, that's sweet. But word of advice... 313 00:14:12,698 --> 00:14:15,701 drop that plan when the doctor starts talking episiotomy. 314 00:14:15,702 --> 00:14:18,722 Oh. 315 00:14:18,723 --> 00:14:22,693 - Susan, I can't believe how great you're being about this. - Yeah. 316 00:14:22,696 --> 00:14:25,709 It's wonderful that your mother is so supportive. 317 00:14:25,710 --> 00:14:28,734 Yeah, well, she understands how this is going to be 318 00:14:28,735 --> 00:14:31,718 so much better for everyone. 319 00:14:31,719 --> 00:14:34,701 Absolutely. Can't think of a better home for this baby 320 00:14:34,702 --> 00:14:36,692 than with the two of you. 321 00:14:36,693 --> 00:14:38,693 Oh. 322 00:14:40,739 --> 00:14:44,701 Julie, do you mind getting the dessert? 323 00:14:44,702 --> 00:14:45,726 Oh, sure. 324 00:14:45,727 --> 00:14:48,701 And, Debbie, if you're peeing in solidarity with me, 325 00:14:48,702 --> 00:14:50,702 then, uh, that's where I'll be heading first. 326 00:14:51,702 --> 00:14:53,692 Aw. 327 00:14:53,693 --> 00:14:55,713 You have done an incredible job with her. 328 00:14:55,714 --> 00:14:57,697 She seems great. 329 00:14:57,698 --> 00:15:00,731 Yeah. She's having one of her good days. 330 00:15:03,706 --> 00:15:04,738 Her good days? 331 00:15:04,739 --> 00:15:11,209 Yeah. Seems Dr. Cohen finally got her meds perfectly balanced. 332 00:15:11,377 --> 00:15:13,397 It's why I'm letting her use a knife tonight. 333 00:15:13,398 --> 00:15:17,376 Wait. Meds? She never mentioned anything 334 00:15:17,377 --> 00:15:19,376 on her application about... 335 00:15:19,377 --> 00:15:20,386 mental illness? 336 00:15:21,390 --> 00:15:24,359 Yeah. 337 00:15:24,360 --> 00:15:25,386 Grandma used to say our family tree 338 00:15:25,387 --> 00:15:27,402 grew nothing but bananas... 339 00:15:29,377 --> 00:15:31,390 Before she hung herself. 340 00:15:32,402 --> 00:15:36,372 I think legally she had to disclose this to us. 341 00:15:36,373 --> 00:15:38,401 Oh, don't talk to Julie about legal. 342 00:15:38,402 --> 00:15:42,393 Then we'll have to see all of her jail tattoos. 343 00:15:42,394 --> 00:15:44,359 Bill? 344 00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:49,368 Um... what else didn't she tell us? 345 00:15:49,369 --> 00:15:52,393 I don't know. 346 00:15:52,394 --> 00:15:55,385 Did she tell you she can hold her hand 347 00:15:55,386 --> 00:15:58,393 over an open flame without crying? 348 00:15:58,394 --> 00:16:00,359 Yeah, her eyes water, 349 00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:02,390 but she just keeps laughing and laughing. 350 00:16:05,406 --> 00:16:07,397 But it's not all her fault. 351 00:16:07,398 --> 00:16:09,381 I should've stopped drinking when I was pregnant, 352 00:16:09,382 --> 00:16:12,394 but I likes my wine. 353 00:16:14,377 --> 00:16:16,398 I'm back. Who's ready for dessert? 354 00:16:26,459 --> 00:16:27,960 You don't have to do that. 355 00:16:32,778 --> 00:16:34,747 Still not talking to me, huh? 356 00:16:34,748 --> 00:16:37,151 I'm channeling my anger into cleaning. 357 00:16:37,827 --> 00:16:38,844 Well, I was going to apologize, 358 00:16:38,845 --> 00:16:41,836 but maybe I should wait until you tackle the bathroom. 359 00:16:43,844 --> 00:16:45,834 You do realize that scaring those people off 360 00:16:45,835 --> 00:16:46,848 doesn't change anything. 361 00:16:48,823 --> 00:16:50,853 I'm healthy. I'm white. I'm a year away from my PHD. 362 00:16:50,854 --> 00:16:53,839 You can't imagine how many people want this baby. 363 00:16:53,840 --> 00:16:56,823 Including me. 364 00:16:58,769 --> 00:17:01,860 I'm sorry. It's my grandchild. 365 00:17:01,861 --> 00:17:05,843 And I know that you think you have thought this all out, 366 00:17:05,844 --> 00:17:08,860 but until you have held that baby in your arms, 367 00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:11,860 you have no idea what you're giving up. 368 00:17:11,861 --> 00:17:13,856 I'm going to bed. 369 00:17:13,857 --> 00:17:17,764 No, please, hear me out. 370 00:17:17,765 --> 00:17:19,839 You're scared. I get it. 371 00:17:19,840 --> 00:17:21,764 But you can do this. 372 00:17:21,765 --> 00:17:23,826 I don't wanna be a single mother! 373 00:17:23,827 --> 00:17:25,764 Why can't you respect that? 374 00:17:25,765 --> 00:17:27,847 It's not so bad being a single mother. 375 00:17:27,848 --> 00:17:29,856 We had a great time. 376 00:17:29,857 --> 00:17:31,843 We were like best friends. 377 00:17:31,844 --> 00:17:34,764 Remember? We would have cereal for dinner, 378 00:17:34,765 --> 00:17:36,826 and we'd stay up in my bed all night, 379 00:17:36,827 --> 00:17:38,839 telling each other our secrets. 380 00:17:38,840 --> 00:17:41,831 It's funny you remember it that way, 381 00:17:41,832 --> 00:17:42,836 because I don't. 382 00:17:44,848 --> 00:17:47,822 I was 12, mom. 383 00:17:47,823 --> 00:17:49,831 I slept in your bed because you couldn't handle 384 00:17:49,832 --> 00:17:51,764 looking at the empty side. 385 00:17:51,765 --> 00:17:53,844 And how about those fun drives past dad's apartment 386 00:17:53,845 --> 00:17:56,839 to see if he was bringing anyone home? 387 00:17:56,840 --> 00:17:59,822 And the only reason we had cereal dinner 388 00:17:59,823 --> 00:18:00,861 was because that's the only food I could make, 389 00:18:00,862 --> 00:18:02,861 since you were too upset to cook. 390 00:18:06,823 --> 00:18:09,853 Uh... wow. 391 00:18:12,769 --> 00:18:14,765 I... 392 00:18:15,827 --> 00:18:17,831 I had no idea. 393 00:18:17,832 --> 00:18:22,769 That is why I don't wanna have this baby on my own. 394 00:18:23,836 --> 00:18:26,852 Because I already raised a child... 395 00:18:26,853 --> 00:18:28,848 You. 396 00:18:48,844 --> 00:18:50,856 What are you staring at? 397 00:18:50,857 --> 00:18:52,852 Shh. Don't talk. 398 00:18:52,853 --> 00:18:54,847 Why not? 399 00:18:54,848 --> 00:18:56,839 You'll ruin our relationship. 400 00:18:56,840 --> 00:18:59,839 Oh, we don't have a relationship. 401 00:18:59,840 --> 00:19:02,831 Right, that's why you gave me the X-O's. 402 00:19:02,832 --> 00:19:05,768 X-O's? What's that mean? 403 00:19:05,769 --> 00:19:06,857 I'll show you. 404 00:19:07,857 --> 00:19:10,839 Sexual harassment? Are you kidding me? 405 00:19:10,840 --> 00:19:12,764 She's a 9-year-old with a crush, 406 00:19:12,765 --> 00:19:13,836 not a presidential hopeful. 407 00:19:13,837 --> 00:19:15,856 Regardless, here at oakridge, 408 00:19:15,857 --> 00:19:20,822 we have a zero tolerance policy for unwanted advances. 409 00:19:20,823 --> 00:19:23,835 Honey, I was a model. I know all about unwanted advances. 410 00:19:23,836 --> 00:19:26,847 Try being being stuck in a limo with a tipsy David Lee roth. 411 00:19:26,848 --> 00:19:31,822 Your daughter forced this boy to the ground and kissed him 412 00:19:31,823 --> 00:19:32,840 against his will. 413 00:19:32,841 --> 00:19:35,822 Oh, and we all know how much boys hate being kissed. 414 00:19:35,823 --> 00:19:37,835 He cried for 20 minutes. 415 00:19:37,836 --> 00:19:39,825 He could barely tell me what happened. 416 00:19:39,826 --> 00:19:41,732 Oh, so he's a snitch and a crybaby. 417 00:19:41,840 --> 00:19:43,800 That kid's not gonna last a day in high school. 418 00:19:43,823 --> 00:19:47,847 Mrs. Solis, I don't think you realize the gravity 419 00:19:47,848 --> 00:19:49,831 of this situation. 420 00:19:49,832 --> 00:19:52,826 I mean, it's not like when we were kids. 421 00:19:52,827 --> 00:19:56,826 Hey, hey, cotton top, you and I are not the same age. 422 00:19:56,827 --> 00:19:59,835 You need to talk to your daughter, 423 00:19:59,836 --> 00:20:01,839 because if she so much as glances 424 00:20:01,840 --> 00:20:03,831 in that boy's direction again, 425 00:20:03,832 --> 00:20:07,769 we will have no choice but to expel her. 426 00:20:13,848 --> 00:20:15,835 Mmm. 427 00:20:27,928 --> 00:20:28,828 Hey. 428 00:20:28,885 --> 00:20:30,692 Hi. 429 00:20:30,918 --> 00:20:33,168 I don't usually do this, but I'm feeling rather bold tonight. 430 00:20:33,631 --> 00:20:35,612 Can I buy you a drink? 431 00:20:35,613 --> 00:20:38,612 Sure. 432 00:20:39,280 --> 00:20:43,266 Matt, drink for my friend here. 433 00:20:43,267 --> 00:20:44,297 What's your poison? 434 00:20:44,298 --> 00:20:47,279 Whiskey, straight up. 435 00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:49,276 I'm Bree, by the way. 436 00:20:53,205 --> 00:20:54,204 Jerry. 437 00:20:54,205 --> 00:20:56,284 Jerry. Nice to meet you, Jerry. 438 00:20:58,280 --> 00:20:59,671 Not much of a talker, huh? 439 00:20:59,688 --> 00:21:03,687 Well, that's okay. I will ask all the questions. 440 00:21:03,688 --> 00:21:05,695 What do you do for a living, Jerry? 441 00:21:05,696 --> 00:21:07,708 I'm a roofer. 442 00:21:07,709 --> 00:21:11,687 Same thing I was two nights ago 443 00:21:11,688 --> 00:21:12,713 when you took me home. 444 00:21:12,714 --> 00:21:16,712 Jerry. 445 00:21:16,713 --> 00:21:20,703 Jerry, I'm so sorry. Ohh! It's just so dark in here, 446 00:21:20,704 --> 00:21:22,620 and I... 447 00:21:22,621 --> 00:21:24,717 it's okay. It happens, especially with this crowd. 448 00:21:27,704 --> 00:21:32,621 Well, I can assure you that I will not forget you twice. 449 00:21:36,621 --> 00:21:39,678 Is there, uh, any way I can make it up to you? 450 00:21:39,679 --> 00:21:41,712 Well, I, uh... 451 00:21:41,713 --> 00:21:43,712 I do remember the other night. 452 00:21:43,713 --> 00:21:45,678 Mm? 453 00:21:45,679 --> 00:21:47,709 And, yeah, you have several ways. 454 00:21:50,679 --> 00:21:53,679 Well, then, um... 455 00:21:55,683 --> 00:21:57,687 Let's not waste any time. 456 00:22:23,088 --> 00:22:27,292 Hey, kid. Want a beer? Oh, right. 457 00:22:29,090 --> 00:22:31,065 Thanks. 458 00:22:33,255 --> 00:22:38,212 It's so weird to remember being a kid here and... 459 00:22:38,213 --> 00:22:39,250 Now to be... 460 00:22:39,251 --> 00:22:41,254 Yeah, I'll bet. 461 00:22:41,255 --> 00:22:44,245 Imagine how weird it is for your mom. 462 00:22:44,246 --> 00:22:47,212 I get that. 463 00:22:47,213 --> 00:22:48,230 I just wish she'd... 464 00:22:48,231 --> 00:22:50,233 Julie, if you're about to wish 465 00:22:50,234 --> 00:22:53,229 that your mom would stop trying to figure out your life for you, 466 00:22:53,230 --> 00:22:54,251 you're about to waste a wish. 467 00:22:57,217 --> 00:22:59,259 Sounded like you were kinda rough on her last night. 468 00:23:01,230 --> 00:23:03,254 I was. 469 00:23:03,255 --> 00:23:05,233 She told you, huh? 470 00:23:05,234 --> 00:23:08,229 The fact that she didn't tell me is how I knew it was rough. 471 00:23:08,230 --> 00:23:11,237 I was just really angry. 472 00:23:11,238 --> 00:23:13,220 It's like she doesn't realize this whole thing 473 00:23:13,221 --> 00:23:14,259 is killing me, too. 474 00:23:14,260 --> 00:23:17,216 No, believe me, she does. 475 00:23:17,217 --> 00:23:20,212 That's why she won't stay out of it. 476 00:23:20,213 --> 00:23:22,255 Well, it's not making it any easier on me. 477 00:23:25,246 --> 00:23:27,233 When it comes to her kids, 478 00:23:27,234 --> 00:23:30,233 your mom has one gear, Julie... 479 00:23:30,234 --> 00:23:32,258 love. That's it. 480 00:23:32,259 --> 00:23:35,241 And if you sort through all the times in your life 481 00:23:35,242 --> 00:23:37,241 that she drove you nuts, 482 00:23:37,242 --> 00:23:41,245 what she did, what she said, or how she acted... 483 00:23:41,246 --> 00:23:43,242 You're gonna find love. 484 00:23:46,230 --> 00:23:48,213 I know. 485 00:23:50,226 --> 00:23:55,212 And... as far as flaws in a mom go... 486 00:23:55,213 --> 00:23:56,251 That's a pretty good one. 487 00:24:04,217 --> 00:24:06,245 What's the big deal? 488 00:24:06,246 --> 00:24:08,228 I kissed him. It's a free country. 489 00:24:08,229 --> 00:24:10,234 Well, some people at school think that's inappropriate 490 00:24:10,235 --> 00:24:12,254 to do on the playground. 491 00:24:12,255 --> 00:24:16,250 Oh. Well, I know a spot at the park where we can kiss. 492 00:24:16,251 --> 00:24:19,237 No, no, no, no kissing Ryan anywhere. 493 00:24:19,238 --> 00:24:21,250 But that's how it works. 494 00:24:21,251 --> 00:24:23,258 First, kissing, then get married, 495 00:24:23,259 --> 00:24:25,245 then he buys me presents. 496 00:24:25,246 --> 00:24:28,225 Oh, my God. You are my daughter. 497 00:24:28,226 --> 00:24:31,245 Honey... 498 00:24:31,246 --> 00:24:35,241 Uh, I don't think Ryan likes you like that. 499 00:24:35,242 --> 00:24:37,246 What do you mean? He sent me a Valentine. 500 00:24:40,226 --> 00:24:42,245 Actually, he didn't. 501 00:24:42,246 --> 00:24:43,259 I did. 502 00:24:46,222 --> 00:24:50,255 I signed his name, and I let you think it was from him. 503 00:24:52,255 --> 00:24:54,238 It's just when you didn't get a Valentine, 504 00:24:54,239 --> 00:24:56,212 you seemed so upset, 505 00:24:56,213 --> 00:24:58,246 and I just wanted to see you happy again. 506 00:25:02,234 --> 00:25:03,251 I'm sorry, Juanita. 507 00:25:03,252 --> 00:25:06,226 I hate seeing you sad like this. 508 00:25:07,242 --> 00:25:10,212 I'm not sad. I'm mad. 509 00:25:10,213 --> 00:25:11,246 You always lie to me. 510 00:25:11,247 --> 00:25:13,250 I don't lie to you. 511 00:25:13,251 --> 00:25:17,245 Okay, then, where's daddy? 512 00:25:17,246 --> 00:25:19,251 'Cause I know he's not in Europe. 513 00:25:21,230 --> 00:25:22,259 How do you know that? 514 00:25:22,260 --> 00:25:25,250 I can tell. I'm not a kid anymore. 515 00:25:25,251 --> 00:25:27,242 I know when you're hiding stuff. 516 00:25:29,246 --> 00:25:32,241 Well... 517 00:25:32,242 --> 00:25:35,234 You're growing up so fast. 518 00:25:37,255 --> 00:25:39,258 Oh, honey, a part of me still sees you 519 00:25:39,259 --> 00:25:43,251 as this cute little baby I used to bathe in the sink. 520 00:25:46,246 --> 00:25:50,226 But every day you're getting stronger and smarter. 521 00:25:51,255 --> 00:25:56,222 So maybe I don't need to protect you quite so much. 522 00:25:58,222 --> 00:26:01,237 Why don't we get some cupcakes? 523 00:26:01,238 --> 00:26:03,246 You and I are gonna have a little talk. 524 00:26:11,738 --> 00:26:13,721 Mom... 525 00:26:13,722 --> 00:26:14,730 What are you doing? 526 00:26:14,731 --> 00:26:16,751 Don't worry. I'm putting them away. 527 00:26:18,730 --> 00:26:22,725 Aw. Remember these? 528 00:26:22,726 --> 00:26:24,741 No, mom, I was 1. 529 00:26:24,742 --> 00:26:27,758 I had a pair that matched. 530 00:26:27,759 --> 00:26:29,754 People would always look at us. 531 00:26:29,755 --> 00:26:33,721 Because you were a grown woman in pink striped overalls. 532 00:26:33,722 --> 00:26:35,742 They probably thought we were a Christian singing group. 533 00:26:35,743 --> 00:26:40,758 They'd say we looked sweet together. 534 00:26:40,759 --> 00:26:44,713 I wouldn't trade that memory for anything. 535 00:26:48,755 --> 00:26:52,745 I know this is hard. 536 00:26:52,746 --> 00:26:55,721 And I'm really sorry for the way I went off on you. 537 00:26:55,722 --> 00:27:00,737 No. I'm the one who should apologize. 538 00:27:00,738 --> 00:27:04,734 I had no right to lie to those people. 539 00:27:06,742 --> 00:27:11,726 And I know that I made mistakes with you... a lot of them. 540 00:27:15,713 --> 00:27:17,729 I guess I just told myself it was okay 541 00:27:17,730 --> 00:27:20,746 because you turned out so great. 542 00:27:23,738 --> 00:27:26,754 You did the best you could. 543 00:27:26,755 --> 00:27:28,738 I know that. 544 00:27:30,746 --> 00:27:32,717 You're a great mom. 545 00:27:38,730 --> 00:27:39,746 I'd do it again in a heartbeat. 546 00:27:42,751 --> 00:27:48,721 Because no matter how hard it was... 547 00:27:48,722 --> 00:27:51,745 You're always the best thing in my life. 548 00:27:51,746 --> 00:27:58,751 Mom, I've given this a lot of thought. 549 00:28:01,730 --> 00:28:04,745 And it's the toughest decision 550 00:28:04,746 --> 00:28:06,746 I've ever had to make. 551 00:28:10,722 --> 00:28:12,722 But I've made it. 552 00:28:14,746 --> 00:28:16,755 I understand. 553 00:28:19,751 --> 00:28:23,737 I'm just trying to do what's best for her. 554 00:28:23,738 --> 00:28:26,722 "Her"? 555 00:28:28,734 --> 00:28:30,729 It's a girl. 556 00:28:42,890 --> 00:28:43,831 Hey, you. 557 00:28:43,862 --> 00:28:46,323 Sorry I'm late. Stupid traffic. 558 00:28:46,976 --> 00:28:48,985 We should get a move on if we're gonna make our reservations. 559 00:28:48,986 --> 00:28:51,005 No. No, no, we have time. Come on in. 560 00:28:51,006 --> 00:28:54,996 So can I, um, get you anything before we go? 561 00:28:54,997 --> 00:28:58,992 Coffee or a drink or... 562 00:28:58,993 --> 00:29:00,009 Dessert? 563 00:29:00,010 --> 00:29:02,996 Dessert? We haven't eaten yet. 564 00:29:02,997 --> 00:29:06,980 I know. I'm talking about... dessert. 565 00:29:06,981 --> 00:29:08,996 I'm not falling for this again. 566 00:29:08,997 --> 00:29:10,971 Are you talking about... 567 00:29:10,972 --> 00:29:13,984 sex. I'm talking about sex. Would you like to have sex? 568 00:29:13,985 --> 00:29:15,997 - Now? - Mm. 569 00:29:15,998 --> 00:29:17,979 You said the kids are at your ex's all night. 570 00:29:17,980 --> 00:29:19,006 We could still go to dinner. 571 00:29:19,007 --> 00:29:20,971 No, no, no, no, 'cause then 572 00:29:20,972 --> 00:29:21,974 it'll be hanging over our heads all night, 573 00:29:21,975 --> 00:29:22,985 and I'll be drinking too much 574 00:29:22,986 --> 00:29:24,992 and laughing too hard at your jokes, 575 00:29:24,993 --> 00:29:26,979 and I really don't have any more reasons, 576 00:29:26,980 --> 00:29:28,976 so could we please just go have sex? 577 00:29:36,972 --> 00:29:37,976 Mmm. 578 00:29:41,976 --> 00:29:43,988 I was kinda hoping that we could leave that on. 579 00:29:43,989 --> 00:29:46,992 Five kids. Trust me. It's better off. 580 00:29:46,993 --> 00:29:47,993 Oh, you have nothing to worry about. 581 00:29:47,994 --> 00:29:49,997 You look amazing. 582 00:29:52,976 --> 00:29:54,017 Tell you what. 583 00:29:54,018 --> 00:29:57,013 I turn the bedside lamp on, 584 00:29:57,014 --> 00:29:59,013 and you get the candles. 585 00:29:59,014 --> 00:30:04,013 How about... I'll see your bedside lamp... 586 00:30:04,014 --> 00:30:06,971 And I'll raise you.. A floor lamp? 587 00:30:06,972 --> 00:30:08,971 Unh-unh. Floor lamp's out. 588 00:30:08,972 --> 00:30:11,980 I'm not going over 25 watts. 589 00:30:11,981 --> 00:30:13,984 Uh, how about... 590 00:30:13,985 --> 00:30:15,996 Closet light on... 591 00:30:15,997 --> 00:30:19,985 And I'll crack the door, and... 592 00:30:20,997 --> 00:30:24,013 You... 593 00:30:24,014 --> 00:30:26,010 Get to keep the candles? 594 00:30:27,976 --> 00:30:31,972 Sorry. That's as high as I can go this round. 595 00:30:35,993 --> 00:30:37,002 Then I'm all in. 596 00:30:37,003 --> 00:30:38,971 Oh! 597 00:30:38,972 --> 00:30:40,996 Lynette? 598 00:30:40,997 --> 00:30:43,017 Sweetheart? 599 00:30:43,018 --> 00:30:45,005 What is going on? 600 00:30:45,006 --> 00:30:46,989 I couldn't understand your message. 601 00:30:48,014 --> 00:30:50,013 That's what you left on my machine. 602 00:30:50,014 --> 00:30:53,013 Can you use your words, please? 603 00:30:53,014 --> 00:30:56,996 Is this about your date with Frank last night? 604 00:30:56,997 --> 00:30:59,014 Grunt once for a "yes," twice for "no." 605 00:31:00,976 --> 00:31:02,006 Did you have sex with him? 606 00:31:02,007 --> 00:31:04,988 Sort of. 607 00:31:04,989 --> 00:31:06,988 Sort of? What does that mean? 608 00:31:06,989 --> 00:31:09,009 I don't wanna talk about it. 609 00:31:09,010 --> 00:31:11,975 This is ridiculous. 610 00:31:11,976 --> 00:31:15,018 You called me over. Now tell me what happened. 611 00:31:16,976 --> 00:31:19,975 I cried. 612 00:31:19,976 --> 00:31:23,005 Oh, no. When? After? 613 00:31:23,006 --> 00:31:25,001 Right in the middle. 614 00:31:25,002 --> 00:31:29,017 God. Is there any way he didn't notice? 615 00:31:29,018 --> 00:31:33,005 I blew my nose in the sheets. 616 00:31:33,006 --> 00:31:34,980 Kinda hard to ignore. 617 00:31:34,981 --> 00:31:37,971 What made you cry? 618 00:31:37,972 --> 00:31:41,984 I opened my eyes, and... and I saw him... 619 00:31:41,985 --> 00:31:44,001 this lovely man I have a really nice time with... 620 00:31:44,002 --> 00:31:45,996 and I realized... 621 00:31:45,997 --> 00:31:48,005 My marriage is over. 622 00:31:48,006 --> 00:31:49,014 Now didn't you realize that 623 00:31:49,015 --> 00:31:51,014 when Tom took his girlfriend to Europe? 624 00:31:51,015 --> 00:31:53,971 No, I didn't, 625 00:31:53,972 --> 00:31:57,017 because that was Tom, and I kept thinking, 626 00:31:57,018 --> 00:32:01,988 "boy, Tom's moving on," but this is me. 627 00:32:01,989 --> 00:32:05,006 This is really happening to me. 628 00:32:12,976 --> 00:32:15,980 Love bites, doesn't it? 629 00:32:15,981 --> 00:32:18,980 What did, uh, Frank do? 630 00:32:18,981 --> 00:32:19,997 He was really sweet. 631 00:32:19,998 --> 00:32:23,992 Handed me a box of kleenex, said all the right things. 632 00:32:23,993 --> 00:32:27,013 But trust me, I'm never seeing him again. 633 00:32:28,234 --> 00:32:32,200 Well, think of it this way. 634 00:32:32,201 --> 00:32:35,204 It cost you one guy to face the truth. 635 00:32:35,205 --> 00:32:37,237 Your marriage is over. 636 00:32:37,238 --> 00:32:40,200 Now you can move on just like Tom. 637 00:32:40,201 --> 00:32:44,191 Yippee for me. 638 00:32:44,192 --> 00:32:45,233 Mm-hmm. 639 00:32:45,234 --> 00:32:48,200 I'm gonna tell you the same thing I told Bree 640 00:32:48,201 --> 00:32:49,217 when I took her out drinking. 641 00:32:49,218 --> 00:32:54,205 The only way to live life is wildly. 642 00:32:56,217 --> 00:32:57,221 What? 643 00:32:57,222 --> 00:32:59,225 You took Bree out drinking? 644 00:32:59,226 --> 00:33:01,233 Yeah. Why? 645 00:33:01,234 --> 00:33:03,195 Is that bad? 646 00:33:02,696 --> 00:33:04,692 How the hell could Renee take her out drinking?! 647 00:33:04,693 --> 00:33:06,716 Doesn't she know Bree's an alcoholic? 648 00:33:06,717 --> 00:33:08,691 I have known Renee a long time, 649 00:33:08,692 --> 00:33:11,695 and she's not exactly what you'd call a detail person. 650 00:33:11,696 --> 00:33:13,700 Well... At least this helps explain 651 00:33:13,701 --> 00:33:14,594 the way Bree's been acting lately. 652 00:33:14,648 --> 00:33:16,654 I don't know. There's not enough booze in the world 653 00:33:16,655 --> 00:33:18,686 to justify the skeezes coming out of that house. 654 00:33:18,687 --> 00:33:20,674 How could we not know this? 655 00:33:20,675 --> 00:33:22,648 'Cause we're not speaking to her, 656 00:33:22,649 --> 00:33:23,691 you know, 'cause of what she did. 657 00:33:23,692 --> 00:33:26,665 I was so mad. I thought I'd stay mad a long time, 658 00:33:26,666 --> 00:33:28,682 but now, knowing that she's hurting... 659 00:33:28,683 --> 00:33:30,653 It just seems mean. 660 00:33:30,654 --> 00:33:32,648 Yeah. 661 00:33:32,649 --> 00:33:35,682 I miss her. I miss us being us. 662 00:33:35,683 --> 00:33:38,661 So whatever happened, we need to put it behind us 663 00:33:38,662 --> 00:33:39,679 and go help Bree. 664 00:33:41,645 --> 00:33:42,679 Do you think we can get through to her? 665 00:33:42,680 --> 00:33:45,670 I don't know, but we have to try. 666 00:33:53,675 --> 00:33:57,691 Uh, you sure this is your house? 667 00:34:01,280 --> 00:34:03,287 What the hell? 668 00:34:03,288 --> 00:34:06,312 Wow. Booze, loose morals, and now swearing? 669 00:34:06,313 --> 00:34:08,279 Too late. There's no Bree left. 670 00:34:08,280 --> 00:34:09,313 Why are you in my house? 671 00:34:09,314 --> 00:34:12,270 This is an intervention, Bree. 672 00:34:12,271 --> 00:34:14,304 This isn't for tv, is it? 'Cause I'm married. 673 00:34:14,305 --> 00:34:16,270 I was gonna tell you. 674 00:34:16,271 --> 00:34:18,300 An intervention? You've gotta be kidding me. 675 00:34:18,301 --> 00:34:20,304 We're your friends. We wanna help. 676 00:34:20,305 --> 00:34:22,304 Get out! All of you! 677 00:34:22,305 --> 00:34:25,296 Not you. 678 00:34:26,309 --> 00:34:28,274 Idiot. 679 00:34:28,275 --> 00:34:30,303 Talk to us, sweetie. Why are you behaving like this? 680 00:34:30,304 --> 00:34:32,288 I don't know what you're talking about. 681 00:34:32,289 --> 00:34:34,304 It's not like we can't see what's going on. 682 00:34:34,305 --> 00:34:37,304 We know you're drinking again. 683 00:34:37,305 --> 00:34:39,305 And what about all these men? We know about that, too. 684 00:34:39,306 --> 00:34:43,309 Wow, can't hide anything from you girls, huh? 685 00:34:45,275 --> 00:34:48,316 And did you also know I tried to kill myself? 686 00:34:48,317 --> 00:34:50,291 What? 687 00:34:50,292 --> 00:34:51,312 Oh, my God. 688 00:34:51,313 --> 00:34:53,305 How'd that little nugget of information 689 00:34:53,306 --> 00:34:57,287 slip past my nearest and dearest friends? 690 00:34:57,288 --> 00:35:00,274 If this is a joke, it's not funny. 691 00:35:00,275 --> 00:35:02,300 It's not a joke. 692 00:35:02,301 --> 00:35:04,304 I checked into a motel room 693 00:35:04,305 --> 00:35:08,270 with nothing but a bottle and a gun. 694 00:35:08,271 --> 00:35:10,308 And you're wrong, Susan. It is funny... 695 00:35:10,309 --> 00:35:16,295 funny that the women standing here before me... 696 00:35:16,296 --> 00:35:21,270 Professing to be my supportive friends... 697 00:35:21,271 --> 00:35:24,101 - Are the reason that I was in that motel room. - Bree, stop. 698 00:35:24,196 --> 00:35:27,162 No! Don't give me this "friends" nonsense. 699 00:35:27,163 --> 00:35:29,200 All I ever was to you was the organizer, 700 00:35:29,201 --> 00:35:31,187 the problem solver, 701 00:35:31,188 --> 00:35:33,200 a leader when you needed one, 702 00:35:33,201 --> 00:35:39,162 which is exactly what I was that horrible night 703 00:35:39,163 --> 00:35:41,179 when we buried your stepfather. 704 00:35:41,180 --> 00:35:43,196 And I was so grateful for that. 705 00:35:43,197 --> 00:35:46,204 Liar! All of you, liars! 706 00:35:46,205 --> 00:35:48,204 Because as soon as it got rough, 707 00:35:48,205 --> 00:35:52,162 as soon as there was any trouble, 708 00:35:52,163 --> 00:35:53,201 it all became my fault, 709 00:35:53,202 --> 00:35:55,187 and off you went. 710 00:35:55,188 --> 00:35:57,208 We had no idea. I wish you would have told us. 711 00:35:57,209 --> 00:35:59,175 Oh, I tried. 712 00:35:59,176 --> 00:36:02,162 But even when I came to you to apologize, 713 00:36:02,163 --> 00:36:05,188 you slammed your doors in my face! 714 00:36:07,172 --> 00:36:09,171 Okay, fine, you're right. 715 00:36:09,172 --> 00:36:12,183 We did. We screwed up. We let this pull us apart, 716 00:36:12,184 --> 00:36:14,167 but that's not gonna happen again. 717 00:36:14,168 --> 00:36:16,204 Because no matter what you think, 718 00:36:16,205 --> 00:36:19,176 - we love you, Bree. - We'll do whatever it takes. 719 00:36:19,177 --> 00:36:21,209 We just want things to be back the way they were. 720 00:36:26,193 --> 00:36:28,162 Well, I don't. 721 00:36:38,030 --> 00:36:39,996 Frank. 722 00:36:39,997 --> 00:36:41,018 What's all this? 723 00:36:41,019 --> 00:36:44,991 Well, this I something I recently discovered 724 00:36:44,992 --> 00:36:46,025 called pizza. 725 00:36:46,026 --> 00:36:47,612 I think you're gonna like it. 726 00:36:47,654 --> 00:36:50,670 I'm sorry. Did we have plans? 727 00:36:50,671 --> 00:36:54,649 Nope. This is more of a stealth date. 728 00:36:54,650 --> 00:36:56,675 Every time we made plans, there's been too much pressure. 729 00:36:56,676 --> 00:36:59,632 So I figured, maybe things would be better 730 00:36:59,633 --> 00:37:00,667 if we sneak up on each other. 731 00:37:00,668 --> 00:37:03,670 Do you have some unresolved mother issues or something? 732 00:37:03,671 --> 00:37:07,645 Well, actually, my mother and I get along quite well. 733 00:37:07,646 --> 00:37:08,661 Why do you ask? 734 00:37:08,662 --> 00:37:10,659 Because that's the only reason I can think of 735 00:37:10,660 --> 00:37:12,670 of why you would keep coming back here. 736 00:37:12,671 --> 00:37:16,637 Oh, I can think of another. I like you. 737 00:37:16,638 --> 00:37:20,637 You do remember I cried in the middle of sex, right? 738 00:37:20,638 --> 00:37:25,666 Lynette, you lived with the same guy for 20 years. 739 00:37:25,667 --> 00:37:27,652 It only makes sense that he'd be in your head. 740 00:37:27,653 --> 00:37:29,667 And frankly, I'd think twice about you if he weren't. 741 00:37:31,667 --> 00:37:33,667 Is it weird to say "Frankly" when your name is Frank? 742 00:37:33,668 --> 00:37:35,650 Not until now. 743 00:37:37,650 --> 00:37:39,666 Look, I'm a guy. 744 00:37:39,667 --> 00:37:42,641 So obviously, I'm a complete idiot. 745 00:37:42,642 --> 00:37:44,641 But the one thing I do know 746 00:37:44,642 --> 00:37:46,662 is that if you're lucky enough to meet someone 747 00:37:46,663 --> 00:37:50,662 who's sexy, smart, and funny, and who actually likes you, 748 00:37:50,663 --> 00:37:52,663 you give that person all the time they need. 749 00:37:55,667 --> 00:37:57,667 Now where's your corkscrew? 750 00:38:00,638 --> 00:38:03,679 Uh, middle drawer on the right. 751 00:38:07,675 --> 00:38:09,666 Hey, hey. 752 00:38:09,667 --> 00:38:11,674 Mmm. 753 00:38:11,675 --> 00:38:16,637 Mmm. Mmm, mmm, mnh-mnh. Wait. 754 00:38:16,638 --> 00:38:18,679 I know you're more comfortable like this. 755 00:38:22,333 --> 00:38:23,585 Leave it on. 756 00:38:30,667 --> 00:38:32,662 Evening, Bree. 757 00:38:32,663 --> 00:38:33,678 The usual? 758 00:38:33,679 --> 00:38:37,654 I suppose it has become "the usual," hasn't it? 759 00:38:38,679 --> 00:38:41,642 Yes, please. 760 00:38:44,633 --> 00:38:45,654 Hey. 761 00:38:48,663 --> 00:38:51,645 You know, I got a thing for redheads. 762 00:38:51,646 --> 00:38:53,658 Wanna see it? 763 00:38:53,659 --> 00:38:56,637 Charming. 764 00:38:56,638 --> 00:38:57,659 It's Bree, right? 765 00:38:57,660 --> 00:38:59,674 Listen, I just came here to have a drink. 766 00:38:59,675 --> 00:39:01,670 I really don't feel like talking. 767 00:39:01,671 --> 00:39:04,632 Yeah? 768 00:39:04,633 --> 00:39:07,632 Well... it wasn't the chance to have a conversation 769 00:39:07,633 --> 00:39:08,659 that brought me over. 770 00:39:08,660 --> 00:39:10,666 I beg your pardon? 771 00:39:10,667 --> 00:39:12,679 I know what you come here for. We can stop the game. 772 00:39:12,680 --> 00:39:14,632 We can stop everything, 773 00:39:14,633 --> 00:39:15,679 including this unfortunate encounter. 774 00:39:17,667 --> 00:39:18,667 Now please leave me alone. 775 00:39:18,668 --> 00:39:22,632 Wait. 776 00:39:22,633 --> 00:39:28,645 Wait, wait. So... so suddenly you're some high-class lady? 777 00:39:28,646 --> 00:39:32,658 Hmm? Give me a break. 778 00:39:32,659 --> 00:39:35,659 Everybody in this bar knows what you are. 779 00:39:37,675 --> 00:39:39,679 You want me to start a tab for you? 780 00:39:47,663 --> 00:39:49,670 No. 781 00:39:49,671 --> 00:39:51,675 No, I don't. I have to go. 782 00:39:59,650 --> 00:40:00,654 I'll drive. 783 00:40:03,650 --> 00:40:04,663 Please give me my keys. 784 00:40:04,664 --> 00:40:06,674 Come on, Bree. I see some of the dirtbags 785 00:40:06,675 --> 00:40:09,674 you drag out of this place. What? I don't make the cut? 786 00:40:09,675 --> 00:40:11,662 No, you're vile. 787 00:40:11,663 --> 00:40:14,658 Now give me my keys and get away from me. 788 00:40:14,659 --> 00:40:17,678 Whoa. This is a new low for me. 789 00:40:17,679 --> 00:40:19,671 I'm not good enough for the town pump. 790 00:40:21,679 --> 00:40:25,632 You know what? 791 00:40:25,633 --> 00:40:27,646 - I think we'll take my car. - Aah! 792 00:40:27,649 --> 00:40:30,637 I'm not going anywhere with you! 793 00:40:30,638 --> 00:40:31,675 Get your hands off of me! 794 00:40:31,676 --> 00:40:34,663 - You like a fight, huh? I can play rough. - Aah! 795 00:40:34,666 --> 00:40:36,632 Let go of me. Let go! 796 00:40:36,633 --> 00:40:38,632 You heard her. 797 00:40:38,633 --> 00:40:41,666 Let go. 798 00:40:41,667 --> 00:40:43,632 Orson! 799 00:40:43,633 --> 00:40:46,637 Hello, Bree. We'll catch up in a moment. 800 00:40:46,638 --> 00:40:47,671 If you're smart, 801 00:40:47,672 --> 00:40:49,658 you'll step away from her 802 00:40:49,659 --> 00:40:52,632 and go back to the hole you crawled out of. 803 00:40:52,633 --> 00:40:54,663 Buddy, I got a rule about not hitting guys in wheelchairs, 804 00:40:54,664 --> 00:40:56,675 but you... you're begging for an Asterisk. 805 00:41:04,679 --> 00:41:07,671 Turn it off! 806 00:41:12,633 --> 00:41:14,663 I also have pepper spray. 807 00:41:18,646 --> 00:41:21,654 - Orson, what are you doing here? How did you... - Your friends called me. 808 00:41:23,646 --> 00:41:25,642 They said you were going through a rough time. 809 00:41:32,659 --> 00:41:35,633 Orson, I've made such a mess of my life. 810 00:41:36,675 --> 00:41:38,650 Don't worry, dear. 811 00:41:40,671 --> 00:41:42,659 The one thing you and I were always good at 812 00:41:42,660 --> 00:41:44,663 was cleaning things up. 813 00:41:49,667 --> 00:41:55,663 Yes, love can bring out the best in us... 814 00:41:58,642 --> 00:42:00,671 The confidence to move on... 815 00:42:04,671 --> 00:42:07,679 The courage to tell the truth... 816 00:42:11,642 --> 00:42:14,650 The strength to keep hoping... 817 00:42:18,239 --> 00:42:22,247 But sometimes what surprises us most 818 00:42:22,248 --> 00:42:25,268 isn't what love brings out... 819 00:42:24,469 --> 00:42:28,481 But who it brings back.