1 00:00:45,727 --> 00:00:46,694 D'oh! 2 00:00:53,036 --> 00:00:57,036 ♪ The Simpsons 23x14 ♪ At Long Last Leave Original Air Date on February 19, 2012 3 00:00:57,061 --> 00:01:01,061 == sync, corrected by elderman == 4 00:01:55,296 --> 00:01:57,297 Why, you little...! 5 00:02:07,942 --> 00:02:10,844 Good evening. It is with great sadness I inform you 6 00:02:10,912 --> 00:02:13,180 that America and China have declared war, 7 00:02:13,248 --> 00:02:15,282 and a massive nuclear attack is expected 8 00:02:15,350 --> 00:02:17,284 to reach our shores within the hour. 9 00:02:18,820 --> 00:02:20,254 That's the sort of hypothetical emergency 10 00:02:20,321 --> 00:02:22,589 today's disaster preparedness drill is designed 11 00:02:22,657 --> 00:02:23,691 to get us ready for. 12 00:02:23,758 --> 00:02:25,426 Hmm? 13 00:02:26,928 --> 00:02:29,229 All Springfielders should now move off the streets 14 00:02:29,297 --> 00:02:30,397 and inside their homes. 15 00:02:30,465 --> 00:02:32,666 Please avoid the superstitious panic 16 00:02:32,734 --> 00:02:34,902 which marked the recent lunar eclipse. 17 00:02:37,205 --> 00:02:39,006 Sorry, Dad. I was afraid the dragon 18 00:02:39,074 --> 00:02:40,774 wouldn't cough the moon back up. 19 00:02:40,842 --> 00:02:43,844 You idjit! The dragon always coughs the moon back up! 20 00:02:43,912 --> 00:02:45,646 I know it's futile, 21 00:02:45,714 --> 00:02:47,915 but I must again point out there is no dragon. 22 00:02:47,982 --> 00:02:50,117 Then why am I paying $800 a year 23 00:02:50,185 --> 00:02:51,552 in dragon insurance? 24 00:02:51,619 --> 00:02:53,454 Again, I maintain that money would be 25 00:02:53,521 --> 00:02:55,422 better spent on car insurance. 26 00:02:55,490 --> 00:02:58,625 Lisa, everyone knows dragons do not attack cars. 27 00:02:58,693 --> 00:03:00,327 Geez, pick up a book. 28 00:03:00,395 --> 00:03:03,897 I pick up books like you pick up beers! 29 00:03:03,965 --> 00:03:07,234 Then you have a serious reading problem. 30 00:03:07,302 --> 00:03:09,036 Now remember, this is only a drill. 31 00:03:09,104 --> 00:03:11,205 Ah! The missiles really are coming! 32 00:03:11,272 --> 00:03:13,307 The so-called drill is just a way to get you into shelters 33 00:03:13,374 --> 00:03:14,908 without causing total chaos! 34 00:03:17,579 --> 00:03:20,848 Is what I would say, if this weren't a drill. 35 00:03:20,915 --> 00:03:23,584 This is not a drill! 36 00:03:23,651 --> 00:03:25,252 Now we're supposed to stay down 37 00:03:25,320 --> 00:03:27,654 in our storm cellar for three hours. 38 00:03:27,722 --> 00:03:29,790 So do your farting now. 39 00:03:29,858 --> 00:03:33,193 Homie, what if that was the last thing you ever said? 40 00:03:33,261 --> 00:03:35,262 Don't worry. My last words will be 41 00:03:35,330 --> 00:03:36,730 "I can outrun that lion." 44 00:03:48,343 --> 00:03:50,244 that's been eating the powdered food? 45 00:03:50,311 --> 00:03:51,512 Not me. 46 00:03:51,579 --> 00:03:53,447 Two can play at that game. 47 00:03:59,754 --> 00:04:01,989 I can do this! I can do this! 48 00:04:12,367 --> 00:04:14,802 Boy, I told you an hour ago, 49 00:04:14,869 --> 00:04:15,969 stop that! 50 00:04:16,037 --> 00:04:18,639 But Bunkerball is keeping us sane! 51 00:04:20,208 --> 00:04:22,376 Do we really have to sit here the whole time? 52 00:04:22,443 --> 00:04:24,478 I mean, if we went out now, 53 00:04:24,546 --> 00:04:26,780 it might be cool to see the town empty. 54 00:04:26,848 --> 00:04:28,749 Yeah, I could sneak into the school and write whatever 55 00:04:28,817 --> 00:04:30,484 I want on the chalkboard! 56 00:04:30,552 --> 00:04:32,352 I could see a planetarium show 57 00:04:32,420 --> 00:04:34,521 without the secondhand marijuana! 58 00:04:34,589 --> 00:04:38,025 And I can drive drunk while I'm actually sober! 59 00:04:41,529 --> 00:04:43,597 It's fun, but not as fun. 60 00:04:43,665 --> 00:04:44,765 That's odd. 61 00:04:44,833 --> 00:04:47,167 Why are all those cars parked at City Hall? 62 00:04:47,235 --> 00:04:49,102 Ay caramba! 63 00:04:49,170 --> 00:04:52,773 If I didn't know better, I'd say it's a town meeting. 64 00:04:52,841 --> 00:04:55,175 Not without us, it isn't. Pull over. 65 00:05:00,648 --> 00:05:02,249 Welcome to this secret meeting, 66 00:05:02,317 --> 00:05:04,885 made possible by the fake disaster drill. 67 00:05:04,953 --> 00:05:07,020 And a special thanks for the hard work 68 00:05:07,088 --> 00:05:09,189 of the Mystery And Secrecy Committee. 69 00:05:09,257 --> 00:05:10,991 We have names, you know. 70 00:05:11,059 --> 00:05:13,527 Quit complaining! You only meet once a month! 71 00:05:13,595 --> 00:05:15,829 Yes, but the meetings last eight hours! 72 00:05:15,897 --> 00:05:17,297 Shut up! Shut up! 73 00:05:17,365 --> 00:05:19,066 This is the most fun I have! 74 00:05:20,401 --> 00:05:24,271 And now for the reason we are here. 75 00:05:24,339 --> 00:05:25,706 What's going on? 76 00:05:25,773 --> 00:05:27,140 Why is there a picture of us? 77 00:05:27,208 --> 00:05:28,342 This isn't good. 78 00:05:28,409 --> 00:05:30,043 Oh, honey, why must you always assume 79 00:05:30,111 --> 00:05:31,612 that a huge picture of us 80 00:05:31,679 --> 00:05:35,215 at a secret meeting we weren't told about is a bad thing? 81 00:05:35,283 --> 00:05:37,985 The results are in: this town has voted unanimously 82 00:05:38,052 --> 00:05:41,021 to get rid of Springfield's unending nightmare: 83 00:05:41,089 --> 00:05:42,990 the Simpsons. 84 00:05:43,057 --> 00:05:44,892 D'oh! 85 00:05:44,959 --> 00:05:47,060 They're here! The monsters are here! 86 00:05:47,128 --> 00:05:48,729 Moe, it's me, Marge. 87 00:05:48,796 --> 00:05:51,031 I'm your friend. 88 00:05:51,099 --> 00:05:52,633 The monster queen is coming on to me! 89 00:05:56,794 --> 00:05:59,196 Why would you want to banish us from Springfield? 90 00:05:59,264 --> 00:06:00,197 Yeah. 91 00:06:00,265 --> 00:06:01,798 We're like family to you. 92 00:06:01,866 --> 00:06:05,269 I'm talking to you, headphone-bus-driver guy. 93 00:06:05,336 --> 00:06:08,038 I'll have you know I'm also a hair donor! 94 00:06:08,106 --> 00:06:11,208 Salma Hayek wore me to the Oscars! 95 00:06:11,276 --> 00:06:14,077 This is not about who wore whose hair where. 96 00:06:14,145 --> 00:06:16,146 We are here to banish the Simpsons, 97 00:06:16,214 --> 00:06:18,448 although we are not pleased to be doing so. 98 00:06:18,516 --> 00:06:19,650 I am! 99 00:06:19,717 --> 00:06:20,550 Me, too. 100 00:06:20,618 --> 00:06:22,486 I feel like a kid at Christmas! 101 00:06:22,553 --> 00:06:24,521 I believe you know my position. 102 00:06:24,589 --> 00:06:26,123 I know we're all happy. 103 00:06:26,190 --> 00:06:29,126 I'm just trying to spare their feelings. 104 00:06:29,193 --> 00:06:31,028 Those freaks have no feelings! 105 00:06:31,095 --> 00:06:33,096 Even baby never cry! 106 00:06:33,164 --> 00:06:34,998 She's a freak! 107 00:06:35,066 --> 00:06:36,633 What baby does that?! 108 00:06:36,701 --> 00:06:39,369 Why would an entire town go to all this fuss 109 00:06:39,437 --> 00:06:41,438 to get rid of one family? 110 00:06:41,506 --> 00:06:43,640 What have we done that's so terrible? 111 00:06:43,708 --> 00:06:45,242 I'm glad you asked. 112 00:06:45,310 --> 00:06:47,711 The simple fact is the city is going broke 113 00:06:47,779 --> 00:06:50,447 cleaning up after Homer's drunken shenanigans... 114 00:06:52,483 --> 00:06:54,685 We won! Whoo-hoo! 115 00:06:54,752 --> 00:06:57,921 Homer, that is not banishment-hearing behavior! 116 00:06:57,989 --> 00:06:59,957 ...Bart's pranks, which dwindle in humor 117 00:07:00,024 --> 00:07:01,959 as they rise in destruction... 118 00:07:04,162 --> 00:07:06,830 ...and Liser's environmental initiatives... 119 00:07:09,067 --> 00:07:10,033 If I may speak. 120 00:07:10,101 --> 00:07:11,702 Mm-hmm. 121 00:07:11,769 --> 00:07:12,936 We're not monsters. 122 00:07:13,004 --> 00:07:14,338 We're just people. 123 00:07:14,405 --> 00:07:18,108 People who love each other and love this town, 124 00:07:18,176 --> 00:07:20,510 the only place we've ever called home. 125 00:07:20,578 --> 00:07:21,878 Thank you. 126 00:07:25,683 --> 00:07:27,351 Marge, you are a sweet woman 127 00:07:27,418 --> 00:07:30,654 and you make us see your family in a more forgiving light. 128 00:07:30,722 --> 00:07:31,888 Thank you. 129 00:07:31,956 --> 00:07:34,458 Which is why you're the worst Simpson of all! 130 00:07:34,525 --> 00:07:36,126 - Huh?! - Yeah, yeah! 131 00:07:36,194 --> 00:07:37,794 Now, now, now just a second here. 132 00:07:37,862 --> 00:07:39,963 Now, I know we're not perfect. 133 00:07:40,031 --> 00:07:43,266 but, uh, I believe it was Sammy Hagar who said... 134 00:07:43,334 --> 00:07:44,534 Silence! 135 00:07:44,602 --> 00:07:45,535 D'oh! 136 00:07:45,603 --> 00:07:48,839 That was an "inside me" bone! 137 00:07:51,376 --> 00:07:53,744 Make way for Captain Coolerhead! 138 00:07:53,811 --> 00:07:55,679 Now, I like a good old-fashioned witch trial 139 00:07:55,747 --> 00:07:57,647 as much as the next person, 140 00:07:57,715 --> 00:07:59,483 but I do not think we should be so quick 141 00:07:59,550 --> 00:08:01,084 to judge our long-time neighbors. 142 00:08:01,152 --> 00:08:02,819 Not so fast, Flanders. 143 00:08:02,887 --> 00:08:05,122 We knew you'd be the voice of mercy, 144 00:08:05,189 --> 00:08:08,325 and we're prepared to answer your concerns. 145 00:08:10,428 --> 00:08:11,895 Any other objections? 146 00:08:11,963 --> 00:08:14,331 I withdraw my... diddily. 147 00:08:17,702 --> 00:08:19,836 (band playing "Happy Days Are Here Again") 148 00:08:19,904 --> 00:08:21,972 Oh... I always thought "tarred and feathered" 149 00:08:22,040 --> 00:08:23,740 was just a figure of speech. 150 00:08:23,808 --> 00:08:27,044 Good luck patching potholes and stuffing pillows now! 151 00:08:30,048 --> 00:08:32,382 Simpson, in accordance with article six, 152 00:08:32,450 --> 00:08:34,117 section two of the town charter... 153 00:08:34,185 --> 00:08:36,753 Wait! If you banish us, 154 00:08:36,821 --> 00:08:40,257 you shall be cursed with a thousand-year drought. 155 00:08:42,093 --> 00:08:43,927 I mean, a thousand-year flood! 156 00:08:45,663 --> 00:08:48,498 D'oh! I mean, a thousand years of perfect weather. 157 00:08:48,566 --> 00:08:50,434 Just get out. 158 00:08:51,969 --> 00:08:55,338 ♪ I'm a rolling stone ♪ 159 00:08:55,406 --> 00:08:59,209 ♪ All alone and lost ♪ 160 00:08:59,277 --> 00:09:02,045 ♪ For a life of sin ♪ 161 00:09:02,113 --> 00:09:04,281 ♪ I have paid the cost... ♪ 162 00:09:06,350 --> 00:09:10,287 Oh, that was the last Springfield radio station. 163 00:09:10,354 --> 00:09:13,023 Now we just get Shelbyville talk radio. 164 00:09:13,091 --> 00:09:14,658 If you see a Simpson, 165 00:09:14,725 --> 00:09:16,626 do not try to reason with it. 166 00:09:16,694 --> 00:09:19,062 Just kill it and turn in the pelt for a free soda. 167 00:09:19,130 --> 00:09:20,730 Soda, eh? 168 00:09:20,798 --> 00:09:22,632 Mmm. 169 00:09:23,801 --> 00:09:25,535 Dad, where are we going? 170 00:09:25,603 --> 00:09:26,837 Do we have a plan? 171 00:09:28,106 --> 00:09:29,973 Oh, let's face it. 172 00:09:30,041 --> 00:09:32,943 I'm the one that's brought this fate upon us. 173 00:09:33,010 --> 00:09:36,713 And there's only one way out: I've gotta man up. 174 00:09:36,781 --> 00:09:39,049 Okay, manning up... 175 00:09:39,117 --> 00:09:40,750 manning up. 176 00:09:40,818 --> 00:09:41,985 Manning... 177 00:09:42,053 --> 00:09:44,788 oh, girling down! 178 00:09:44,856 --> 00:09:47,023 Girling down! 179 00:09:47,091 --> 00:09:50,160 Hey, Henrietta Hippo, I've got to drain the inchworm. 180 00:09:50,228 --> 00:09:51,962 Fine. 181 00:09:59,537 --> 00:10:00,937 Please, put that down. 182 00:10:01,005 --> 00:10:02,105 I just got started. 183 00:10:02,173 --> 00:10:03,373 Not you. Him! 184 00:10:03,441 --> 00:10:05,475 You best get back where you belong. 185 00:10:05,543 --> 00:10:08,044 Please, sir, we've been thrown out of a place 186 00:10:08,112 --> 00:10:09,579 we've always called home. 187 00:10:09,647 --> 00:10:12,482 We just want to live out our lives in peace. 188 00:10:12,550 --> 00:10:14,451 Rejected by society, huh? 189 00:10:14,519 --> 00:10:16,353 Well, why didn't you say so? 190 00:10:16,420 --> 00:10:19,756 Welcome to the off-the-grid unincorporated settlement 191 00:10:19,824 --> 00:10:22,959 we proudly call "The Outlands." 192 00:10:27,331 --> 00:10:29,199 We've found a new home. 193 00:10:29,267 --> 00:10:32,135 When God shuts a door, he opens a window. 194 00:10:32,203 --> 00:10:34,871 Oh, I wouldn't be openin' no windows. 195 00:10:34,939 --> 00:10:36,706 Coyotes will take your baby. 196 00:10:49,753 --> 00:10:52,488 (The Simpsons opening theme playing) 197 00:11:00,263 --> 00:11:02,097 D'oh! 198 00:11:11,474 --> 00:11:13,575 Eh, I'm sick of watching Fox. 199 00:11:13,643 --> 00:11:15,177 Let's get some fresh air. 200 00:11:15,245 --> 00:11:17,179 I got the ATVs right out back. 201 00:11:17,247 --> 00:11:18,447 Should I get my helmet? 202 00:11:18,515 --> 00:11:20,315 Helmet? That's Springfield talk. 203 00:11:21,618 --> 00:11:22,951 Is there gas in these? 204 00:11:23,019 --> 00:11:24,253 Springfield talk! 205 00:11:24,320 --> 00:11:25,821 Well, how are we supposed to get fuel? 206 00:11:25,889 --> 00:11:28,390 Private plane crashes. 207 00:11:28,458 --> 00:11:31,093 Ah, smell that unpolluted air! 208 00:11:31,161 --> 00:11:33,295 You know, I'm glad we're in exile. 209 00:11:33,363 --> 00:11:35,964 Yep, I never realized how much I hated 210 00:11:36,032 --> 00:11:38,634 every single one of my friends and relatives. 211 00:11:38,701 --> 00:11:41,036 I don't think this place is so great. 212 00:11:43,640 --> 00:11:45,808 I'm trying to make the best of things, 213 00:11:45,875 --> 00:11:48,710 but I'm worried Maggie is falling in with a bad crowd. 214 00:11:51,848 --> 00:11:54,783 I miss our home, and I want to go back. 215 00:11:54,851 --> 00:11:56,051 It's not perfect here, 216 00:11:56,119 --> 00:11:57,453 but it is close to nature 217 00:11:57,520 --> 00:11:59,321 and if you have an axe to grind, 218 00:11:59,389 --> 00:12:00,856 WikiLeaks is right over there. 219 00:12:03,326 --> 00:12:05,060 How're you doin', Mr. Assange? 220 00:12:05,128 --> 00:12:06,428 That's my personal information, 221 00:12:06,496 --> 00:12:08,464 and you have no right to know about it. 222 00:12:10,600 --> 00:12:12,134 Hey, but we're neighbors. 223 00:12:12,202 --> 00:12:14,470 would you like to come over for a movie sometime? 224 00:12:14,537 --> 00:12:16,738 Is it Iraqi journalists being murdered? 225 00:12:16,806 --> 00:12:18,173 Don't be ridiculous. 226 00:12:18,241 --> 00:12:19,427 It's an Afghan wedding being bombed. 227 00:12:19,452 --> 00:12:20,476 Aw... 228 00:12:20,477 --> 00:12:23,579 Well I've got a really big secret for you. 229 00:12:23,646 --> 00:12:26,315 I'm not wearing any underwear. 230 00:12:26,382 --> 00:12:28,951 You know, you should really get out less. 231 00:12:36,726 --> 00:12:38,861 He's no Ned Flanders. 232 00:12:38,928 --> 00:12:40,963 And I miss the Springfield sign 233 00:12:41,030 --> 00:12:43,432 and how every street is a dead end. 234 00:12:43,500 --> 00:12:45,834 God help me, I even miss Helen Lovejoy 235 00:12:45,902 --> 00:12:47,870 criticizing my brownies. 236 00:12:49,672 --> 00:12:51,140 Hey, baby, banned forever 237 00:12:51,207 --> 00:12:53,242 doesn't mean you can't go back sometimes. 238 00:12:53,309 --> 00:12:54,243 Yes, it does. 239 00:12:54,310 --> 00:12:55,711 Pipe down, boy! 240 00:12:55,778 --> 00:12:58,347 I'm sneaking you back into Springfield. 241 00:13:01,784 --> 00:13:04,253 Oh, Smithers? 242 00:13:04,320 --> 00:13:07,689 Homie, these disguises won't fool anyone. 243 00:13:07,757 --> 00:13:10,192 Pish tosh, Smithers, and fiddle-dee-dee! 244 00:13:10,260 --> 00:13:12,060 Heh-heh, nailed it. 245 00:13:12,128 --> 00:13:13,729 Hold it right there. 246 00:13:13,796 --> 00:13:16,398 Mr. Burns, you might catch a cold out this late. 247 00:13:16,466 --> 00:13:17,799 You want my jacket? 248 00:13:17,867 --> 00:13:20,269 Here, let me warm my gun up for you. 249 00:13:21,804 --> 00:13:23,272 Excellent! 250 00:13:23,339 --> 00:13:25,974 Yeah, it wouldn't be you if you didn't say "excellent." 251 00:13:31,047 --> 00:13:33,549 You know what's great about you, Marge? 252 00:13:33,616 --> 00:13:37,052 After all these years, you can still shinny up the donut 253 00:13:37,120 --> 00:13:39,087 and then pull me up after you. 254 00:13:39,155 --> 00:13:41,123 Look! A shooting star! 255 00:13:42,492 --> 00:13:43,992 Ah... 256 00:13:44,060 --> 00:13:46,762 You ever wonder if there are donut shops on other planets? 257 00:13:46,829 --> 00:13:49,798 On a night like tonight, I have to believe there are. 258 00:13:56,940 --> 00:13:58,707 Strike! Whoo-hoo! 259 00:13:58,775 --> 00:14:01,343 Want to make out over the foul line? 260 00:14:01,411 --> 00:14:03,946 Ever since the day we met. 261 00:14:08,618 --> 00:14:10,052 The old homestead. 262 00:14:10,119 --> 00:14:11,720 Remember when we moved in 263 00:14:11,788 --> 00:14:13,199 and I talked like this? 264 00:14:14,490 --> 00:14:15,757 Ooh, ooh... 265 00:14:15,825 --> 00:14:18,560 Mmm, mmm, mmm... 266 00:14:21,331 --> 00:14:24,266 Eh, there's no sex like fugitive sex. 267 00:14:28,905 --> 00:14:31,573 Home sweet squat. 268 00:14:31,641 --> 00:14:34,810 Yeah. This place is awesome, but it's not puppy-safe. 269 00:14:34,877 --> 00:14:38,547 And my little guy's coming home tomorrow. 270 00:14:38,615 --> 00:14:41,350 Someone's downstairs! 271 00:14:43,086 --> 00:14:45,287 Shh. I think I heard a pair of underpants 272 00:14:45,355 --> 00:14:47,256 being picked up off the ground. 273 00:14:47,323 --> 00:14:48,523 Big ones. 274 00:14:49,659 --> 00:14:50,826 It's them! 275 00:14:50,893 --> 00:14:52,628 Bart's mom and the fat guy! 276 00:14:52,695 --> 00:14:53,829 Let's turn them in! 277 00:14:53,896 --> 00:14:55,464 Not so fast. 278 00:14:55,531 --> 00:14:57,199 This case was already cracked 279 00:14:57,267 --> 00:14:58,934 by the last person you'd expect: 280 00:14:59,002 --> 00:15:00,769 the Chief of Police! 281 00:15:00,837 --> 00:15:02,471 You really thought you could fool me 282 00:15:02,538 --> 00:15:04,373 with that Burns and Smithers getup. 283 00:15:04,440 --> 00:15:07,175 I mean, I'm not the sharpest pencil in the... pencil thing, 284 00:15:07,243 --> 00:15:09,311 but I'm least as smart as a cat. 285 00:15:09,379 --> 00:15:11,413 Right, Lou? Uh, what breed, Chief? 286 00:15:11,481 --> 00:15:13,392 I mean, I saw an Abyssinian once who 287 00:15:13,417 --> 00:15:14,516 could change channels. 288 00:15:14,517 --> 00:15:16,251 Eh, that is pretty smart. 289 00:15:16,319 --> 00:15:17,719 All right, you caught us. 290 00:15:17,787 --> 00:15:20,822 What are you gonna do about it, throw us out of town again? 291 00:15:20,890 --> 00:15:22,057 Crucify them! 292 00:15:22,125 --> 00:15:24,126 And screw the boulder in tight! 293 00:15:24,193 --> 00:15:26,128 Make them write monologue jokes! 294 00:15:26,195 --> 00:15:28,764 Cancel their subscription to the opera! 295 00:15:28,831 --> 00:15:30,065 We hate opera! 296 00:15:30,133 --> 00:15:32,401 Then get them a subscription to the opera! 297 00:15:32,468 --> 00:15:33,402 No...! 298 00:15:33,469 --> 00:15:34,670 I say shoot 'em! 299 00:15:34,737 --> 00:15:36,271 Now, hold on just a minute. 300 00:15:36,339 --> 00:15:38,206 Nobody said anything about shooting. 301 00:15:38,274 --> 00:15:39,353 I did, just now. 302 00:15:39,378 --> 00:15:41,105 That's right, you did. Well, all right. 303 00:15:42,111 --> 00:15:45,047 Okay. 304 00:15:45,114 --> 00:15:47,949 Don't even bother shooting us. 305 00:15:49,419 --> 00:15:51,553 We've found a new place that we love, 306 00:15:51,621 --> 00:15:53,822 a place that may not have indoor plumbing, 307 00:15:53,890 --> 00:15:56,058 but it's got something we treasure more. 308 00:15:56,125 --> 00:15:57,859 Yeah! Non-jerks! 309 00:15:59,028 --> 00:16:00,195 Maybe he's right-- 310 00:16:00,263 --> 00:16:01,530 we are jerks. 311 00:16:01,597 --> 00:16:04,066 You want I should spray some of my Jerk Off on you? 312 00:16:04,133 --> 00:16:06,134 Uh... it's okay. 313 00:16:06,202 --> 00:16:08,070 In our new community, 314 00:16:08,137 --> 00:16:10,305 people accept others for who they are. 315 00:16:10,373 --> 00:16:13,575 I thought I wanted to come back to my house, 316 00:16:13,643 --> 00:16:14,843 but instead, 317 00:16:14,911 --> 00:16:17,913 I'm going to go back to my home. 318 00:16:20,383 --> 00:16:22,150 Well, bah to them! 319 00:16:22,218 --> 00:16:25,087 Let's go, Smithers. 320 00:16:25,154 --> 00:16:27,356 Getting a little clingy, aren't we? 321 00:16:27,423 --> 00:16:29,257 Oh, all right. 322 00:16:30,560 --> 00:16:31,760 That's all it took? 323 00:16:31,828 --> 00:16:33,195 I just had to ask? 324 00:16:37,638 --> 00:16:39,573 Well, I've tightened the bolt. 325 00:16:39,640 --> 00:16:40,604 I think we're good. 326 00:16:40,605 --> 00:16:42,440 You sure this is a good idea? 327 00:16:42,507 --> 00:16:44,575 This is the outlands, boy. 328 00:16:44,643 --> 00:16:46,711 Ideas aren't good or bad, 329 00:16:46,778 --> 00:16:48,079 they're just free. 330 00:16:48,146 --> 00:16:49,246 Power on! 331 00:16:50,666 --> 00:16:52,550 I was wrong-- there are bad ideas! 332 00:16:52,617 --> 00:16:53,884 There are terrible ideas! 333 00:16:57,122 --> 00:16:59,223 Now I'm over here! 334 00:17:00,892 --> 00:17:02,126 I'm on it. 335 00:17:02,177 --> 00:17:03,944 ♪ 336 00:17:07,332 --> 00:17:08,399 Ow! 337 00:17:09,451 --> 00:17:11,102 Lenny Lenford. 338 00:17:11,169 --> 00:17:13,337 You're a long way from your bar stool. 339 00:17:13,405 --> 00:17:15,005 I'm... I'm here as a friend, 340 00:17:15,073 --> 00:17:16,707 looking for a better way of life. 341 00:17:23,382 --> 00:17:24,348 Mm. 342 00:17:25,784 --> 00:17:27,885 Hey, Lenny. Welcome aboard. Whew! 343 00:17:30,055 --> 00:17:32,022 Now, I got to warn you, 344 00:17:32,090 --> 00:17:34,097 if you find a little black thing on your pillow, 345 00:17:34,122 --> 00:17:35,226 it won't be a mint. 346 00:17:35,227 --> 00:17:38,062 I don't mind-- I want a fresh start, and so does Carl. 347 00:17:38,130 --> 00:17:39,730 Get her off! Get her off! 348 00:17:39,798 --> 00:17:42,366 Let her slice off the tip of your ear, 349 00:17:42,434 --> 00:17:44,368 and she'll go right to sleep. 350 00:17:44,436 --> 00:17:45,169 No. 351 00:17:45,237 --> 00:17:46,404 That's not a choice 352 00:17:46,471 --> 00:17:47,638 you get to make. 353 00:17:47,706 --> 00:17:49,373 Ooh, this is pretty tasty. 354 00:17:49,441 --> 00:17:52,276 Yup. And I like how it's dissolving a hole in the cup. 355 00:17:53,345 --> 00:17:54,545 Hey, guys! 356 00:17:54,613 --> 00:17:55,946 What can I getcha? 357 00:17:56,014 --> 00:17:59,200 Forget it! We don't need some big-city bartender 358 00:17:59,267 --> 00:18:01,135 charging us an arm and a leg for something 359 00:18:01,160 --> 00:18:02,460 we can do ourselves. 360 00:18:02,821 --> 00:18:04,522 Sure, sure, I understand. 361 00:18:04,589 --> 00:18:08,159 But if you change your minds, I'll be here in this cave. 362 00:18:09,578 --> 00:18:11,395 I got a funny feeling our paradise 363 00:18:11,446 --> 00:18:13,881 is about to get ruined by unwanted guests. 364 00:18:13,949 --> 00:18:16,917 I probably shouldn't have given this place five stars on Yelp. 365 00:18:16,985 --> 00:18:18,836 Well, I rented that plane. 366 00:18:21,239 --> 00:18:23,007 ♪ 367 00:18:31,466 --> 00:18:33,250 Oh, that tears it. 368 00:18:33,301 --> 00:18:35,770 I am not comfortable being this close to medical care. 369 00:18:35,854 --> 00:18:37,138 Out of here. 370 00:18:37,222 --> 00:18:39,990 What are you doing here? 371 00:18:40,058 --> 00:18:41,792 I, uh, heard everything was going great 372 00:18:41,860 --> 00:18:43,727 in your new Eden, with one flaw: 373 00:18:43,795 --> 00:18:46,030 you lack a corrupt city government. 374 00:18:46,097 --> 00:18:47,398 True, true. 375 00:18:47,466 --> 00:18:50,568 And a school system that teaches to the tests, 376 00:18:50,635 --> 00:18:53,270 sneaks the kids the answers and still fails. 377 00:18:53,338 --> 00:18:55,589 Stop! Stop! 378 00:18:55,657 --> 00:18:57,591 This is everything we put behind us. 379 00:18:57,659 --> 00:19:00,211 You can't leave civilization, Marge! 380 00:19:00,278 --> 00:19:03,347 Humanity is an inexorable upward march! 381 00:19:03,415 --> 00:19:05,483 Or was till the year 2000. 382 00:19:05,550 --> 00:19:08,619 Well, I did miss a few things about the grid... 383 00:19:08,687 --> 00:19:10,304 like everything! 384 00:19:15,994 --> 00:19:19,029 Maureen Dowd, we've got a lot of catching up to do. 385 00:19:19,097 --> 00:19:20,848 ♪ 386 00:19:22,634 --> 00:19:25,736 I'm sure someone will come back and tell me where they went. 387 00:19:28,607 --> 00:19:30,908 If I go inside, they might not find me. 388 00:19:30,975 --> 00:19:35,362 ♪ We'll meet again 389 00:19:35,447 --> 00:19:38,199 ♪ Don't know where 390 00:19:38,283 --> 00:19:41,485 ♪ Don't know when 391 00:19:41,536 --> 00:19:43,320 ♪ But I know 392 00:19:43,371 --> 00:19:45,923 ♪ We'll meet again 393 00:19:45,990 --> 00:19:47,508 ♪ Some sunny day... 394 00:19:47,576 --> 00:19:51,576 == sync, corrected by elderman == 395 00:19:57,719 --> 00:20:01,105 Aw, come on, man, we wouldn't leave you behind. 396 00:20:01,172 --> 00:20:03,407 Bless you, boy! 397 00:20:04,676 --> 00:20:05,843 Ow! Accident. 398 00:20:05,911 --> 00:20:07,311 Here comes another one. 399 00:20:07,379 --> 00:20:09,396 Ow! 400 00:20:09,481 --> 00:20:10,848 Ow! 401 00:20:10,916 --> 00:20:13,534 It's nice to be wanted. 402 00:20:54,542 --> 00:20:57,695 ♪ The Outlands.