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D'oh!
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♪ The Simpsons 23x14 ♪
At Long Last Leave
Original Air Date on February 19, 2012
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
Resync for WEB-DL by Norther
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Why, you little...!
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Good evening. It is with great
sadness I inform you
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that America and China
have declared war,
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and a massive nuclear attack
is expected
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to reach our shores
within the hour.
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That's the sort
of hypothetical emergency
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today's disaster preparedness
drill is designed
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to get us ready for.
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Hmm?
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All Springfielders should now
move off the streets
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and inside their homes.
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Please avoid
the superstitious panic
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which marked
the recent lunar eclipse.
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Sorry, Dad. I was
afraid the dragon
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wouldn't cough the
moon back up.
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You idjit! The dragon always
coughs the moon back up!
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I know it's futile,
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but I must again point out
there is no dragon.
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Then why am I paying
$800 a year
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in dragon insurance?
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Again, I maintain
that money would be
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better spent on
car insurance.
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Lisa, everyone knows
dragons do not attack cars.
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Geez, pick up a book.
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I pick up books
like you pick up beers!
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Then you have
a serious reading problem.
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Now remember,
this is only a drill.
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Ah!
The missiles really are coming!
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The so-called drill is just
a way to get you into shelters
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without causing total chaos!
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Is what I would say,
if this weren't a drill.
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This is not a drill!
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Now we're supposed
to stay down
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in our storm cellar
for three hours.
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So do your farting now.
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Homie, what if that was the
last thing you ever said?
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Don't worry.
My last words will be
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"I can outrun that lion."
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that's been eating
the powdered food?
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Not me.
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Two can play at that game.
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I can do this!
I can do this!
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Boy, I told you
an hour ago,
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stop that!
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But Bunkerball is
keeping us sane!
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Do we really have to sit here
the whole time?
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I mean, if we went out now,
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it might be cool
to see the town empty.
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Yeah, I could sneak into the
school and write whatever
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I want on the chalkboard!
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I could see a planetarium show
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without the secondhand
marijuana!
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And I can drive drunk
while I'm actually sober!
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It's fun, but
not as fun.
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That's odd.
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Why are all those cars
parked at City Hall?
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Ay caramba!
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If I didn't know better,
I'd say it's a town meeting.
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Not without us, it isn't.
Pull over.
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Welcome to this secret meeting,
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made possible
by the fake disaster drill.
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And a special thanks
for the hard work
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of the Mystery And Secrecy
Committee.
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We have names, you know.
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Quit complaining!
You only meet once a month!
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Yes, but the meetings last
eight hours!
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Shut up! Shut up!
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This is the most
fun I have!
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And now for the reason
we are here.
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What's going on?
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Why is there a
picture of us?
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This isn't good.
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Oh, honey,
why must you always assume
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that a huge picture of us
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at a secret meeting we weren't
told about is a bad thing?
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The results are in: this town
has voted unanimously
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to get rid of Springfield's
unending nightmare:
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the Simpsons.
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D'oh!
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They're here!
The monsters are here!
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Moe, it's me, Marge.
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I'm your friend.
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The monster queen
is coming on to me!
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Why would you want
to banish us from Springfield?
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Yeah.
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We're like family to you.
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I'm talking to you,
headphone-bus-driver guy.
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I'll have you know
I'm also a hair donor!
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Salma Hayek wore me
to the Oscars!
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This is not about who wore
whose hair where.
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We are here
to banish the Simpsons,
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although we are not pleased
to be doing so.
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I am!
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Me, too.
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I feel like a kid at Christmas!
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I believe you know my position.
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I know we're all happy.
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I'm just trying
to spare their feelings.
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Those freaks have no feelings!
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Even baby never cry!
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She's a freak!
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What baby does that?!
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Why would an entire town
go to all this fuss
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to get rid of one family?
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What have we done
that's so terrible?
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I'm glad you asked.
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The simple fact is
the city is going broke
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cleaning up after Homer's
drunken shenanigans...
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We won! Whoo-hoo!
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Homer, that is not
banishment-hearing behavior!
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...Bart's pranks,
which dwindle in humor
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as they rise in destruction...
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...and Liser's environmental
initiatives...
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If I may speak.
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Mm-hmm.
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We're not monsters.
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We're just people.
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People who love each other
and love this town,
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the only place
we've ever called home.
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Thank you.
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Marge, you are a sweet woman
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and you make us see your family
in a more forgiving light.
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Thank you.
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Which is why you're
the worst Simpson of all!
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- Huh?!
- Yeah, yeah!
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Now, now, now
just a second here.
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Now, I know we're not perfect.
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but, uh, I believe it was
Sammy Hagar who said...
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Silence!
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D'oh!
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That was an "inside me" bone!
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Make way for Captain Coolerhead!
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Now, I like a good old-fashioned
witch trial
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as much as the next person,
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but I do not think
we should be so quick
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to judge our long-time
neighbors.
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Not so fast, Flanders.
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We knew you'd be
the voice of mercy,
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and we're prepared
to answer your concerns.
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Any other objections?
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I withdraw my... diddily.
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(band playing "Happy Days
Are Here Again")
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Oh... I always thought
"tarred and feathered"
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was just a figure of speech.
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Good luck patching potholes
and stuffing pillows now!
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Simpson, in accordance
with article six,
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section two
of the town charter...
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Wait! If you banish us,
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you shall be cursed
with a thousand-year drought.
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I mean, a thousand-year flood!
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D'oh! I mean, a thousand years
of perfect weather.
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Just get out.
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♪ I'm a rolling stone ♪
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♪ All alone and lost ♪
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♪ For a life of sin ♪
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♪ I have paid the cost... ♪
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Oh, that was the last
Springfield radio station.
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Now we just get
Shelbyville talk radio.
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If you see a Simpson,
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do not try to reason with it.
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Just kill it and turn
in the pelt for a free soda.
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Soda, eh?
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Mmm.
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Dad, where are we going?
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Do we have a plan?
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Oh, let's face it.
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I'm the one that's
brought this fate upon us.
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And there's only one way out:
I've gotta man up.
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Okay, manning up...
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manning up.
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Manning...
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oh, girling down!
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Girling down!
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Hey, Henrietta Hippo,
I've got to drain the inchworm.
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Fine.
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Please, put that down.
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I just got started.
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Not you. Him!
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You best get back
where you belong.
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Please, sir, we've been
thrown out of a place
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we've always called home.
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We just want to live out
our lives in peace.
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Rejected by society, huh?
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Well, why didn't you say so?
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Welcome to the off-the-grid
unincorporated settlement
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we proudly call "The Outlands."
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We've found a new home.
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When God shuts a door,
he opens a window.
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Oh, I wouldn't be
openin' no windows.
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Coyotes will
take your baby.
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D'oh!
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Eh, I'm sick
of watching Fox.
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Let's get
some fresh air.
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I got the ATVs right out back.
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Should I get
my helmet?
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Helmet? That's
Springfield talk.
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Is there gas in these?
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Springfield talk!
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Well, how are we supposed
to get fuel?
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Private plane crashes.
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Ah, smell that
unpolluted air!
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You know, I'm glad
we're in exile.
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Yep, I never realized
how much I hated
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every single one of my
friends and relatives.
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I don't think this place
is so great.
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I'm trying to make
the best of things,
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but I'm worried Maggie
is falling in with a bad crowd.
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I miss our home,
and I want to go back.
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It's not perfect here,
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but it is close to nature
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and if you have
an axe to grind,
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WikiLeaks is
right over there.
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How're you doin',
Mr. Assange?
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That's my personal
information,
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and you have no right
to know about it.
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Hey, but we're neighbors.
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would you like to come over
for a movie sometime?
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Is it Iraqi journalists
being murdered?
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Don't be ridiculous.
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It's an Afghan wedding
being bombed.
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Aw...
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Well I've got a really big
secret for you.
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I'm not wearing any underwear.
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You know, you should
really get out less.
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He's no Ned Flanders.
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And I miss the
Springfield sign
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and how every street
is a dead end.
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God help me, I even
miss Helen Lovejoy
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criticizing
my brownies.
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Hey, baby, banned forever
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doesn't mean you can't
go back sometimes.
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Yes, it does.
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Pipe down, boy!
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I'm sneaking you
back into Springfield.
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Oh, Smithers?
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Homie, these
disguises won't fool anyone.
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Pish tosh, Smithers,
and fiddle-dee-dee!
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Heh-heh, nailed it.
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Hold it right there.
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Mr. Burns, you might catch
a cold out this late.
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You want my jacket?
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Here, let me warm
my gun up for you.
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Excellent!
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Yeah, it wouldn't be you
if you didn't say "excellent."
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You know what's great
about you, Marge?
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After all these years, you can
still shinny up the donut
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and then pull me
up after you.
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Look! A shooting star!
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Ah...
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You ever wonder if there are
donut shops on other planets?
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On a night like tonight,
I have to believe there are.
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Strike! Whoo-hoo!
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Want to make out
over the foul line?
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Ever since the day we met.
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The old homestead.
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Remember when we moved in
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and I talked like this?
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Ooh, ooh...
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Mmm, mmm, mmm...
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Eh, there's no sex
like fugitive sex.
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Home sweet squat.
267
00:14:37,540 --> 00:14:40,709
Yeah. This place is awesome,
but it's not puppy-safe.
268
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And my little guy's
coming home tomorrow.
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Someone's downstairs!
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Shh. I think I heard
a pair of underpants
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being picked up
off the ground.
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Big ones.
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It's them!
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Bart's mom
and the fat guy!
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Let's turn
them in!
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Not so fast.
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This case was already cracked
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by the last person you'd expect:
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the Chief of Police!
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You really thought
you could fool me
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with that
Burns and Smithers getup.
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I mean, I'm not the sharpest
pencil in the... pencil thing,
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but I'm least as smart as a cat.
284
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Right, Lou?
Uh, what breed, Chief?
285
00:15:17,380 --> 00:15:19,291
I mean, I saw an
Abyssinian once who
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could change channels.
287
00:15:20,416 --> 00:15:22,150
Eh, that is pretty smart.
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00:15:22,218 --> 00:15:23,618
All right,
you caught us.
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00:15:23,686 --> 00:15:26,721
What are you gonna do about it,
throw us out of town again?
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Crucify them!
291
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And screw the boulder in tight!
292
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Make them write monologue jokes!
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Cancel their subscription
to the opera!
294
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We hate opera!
295
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Then get them a subscription
to the opera!
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00:15:38,367 --> 00:15:39,301
No...!
297
00:15:39,368 --> 00:15:40,569
I say shoot 'em!
298
00:15:40,636 --> 00:15:42,170
Now, hold on
just a minute.
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Nobody said anything
about shooting.
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00:15:44,173 --> 00:15:45,252
I did, just now.
301
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That's right, you did.
Well, all right.
302
00:15:48,010 --> 00:15:50,946
Okay.
303
00:15:51,013 --> 00:15:53,848
Don't even bother
shooting us.
304
00:15:55,318 --> 00:15:57,452
We've found a new
place that we love,
305
00:15:57,520 --> 00:15:59,721
a place that may not
have indoor plumbing,
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00:15:59,789 --> 00:16:01,957
but it's got something
we treasure more.
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00:16:02,024 --> 00:16:03,758
Yeah! Non-jerks!
308
00:16:04,927 --> 00:16:06,094
Maybe he's right--
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00:16:06,162 --> 00:16:07,429
we are jerks.
310
00:16:07,496 --> 00:16:09,965
You want I should spray
some of my Jerk Off on you?
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00:16:10,032 --> 00:16:12,033
Uh... it's okay.
312
00:16:12,101 --> 00:16:13,969
In our new community,
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people accept others
for who they are.
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I thought I wanted to
come back to my house,
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00:16:19,542 --> 00:16:20,742
but instead,
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I'm going to go back to my home.
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00:16:26,282 --> 00:16:28,049
Well, bah to them!
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00:16:28,117 --> 00:16:30,986
Let's go, Smithers.
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00:16:31,053 --> 00:16:33,255
Getting a little clingy,
aren't we?
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00:16:33,322 --> 00:16:35,156
Oh, all right.
321
00:16:36,459 --> 00:16:37,659
That's all it took?
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00:16:37,727 --> 00:16:39,094
I just had to ask?
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00:16:45,935 --> 00:16:47,870
Well, I've tightened the bolt.
324
00:16:47,937 --> 00:16:48,901
I think we're good.
325
00:16:48,902 --> 00:16:50,737
You sure this
is a good idea?
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00:16:50,804 --> 00:16:52,872
This is the outlands, boy.
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00:16:52,940 --> 00:16:55,008
Ideas aren't good or bad,
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00:16:55,075 --> 00:16:56,376
they're just free.
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00:16:56,443 --> 00:16:57,543
Power on!
330
00:16:58,963 --> 00:17:00,847
I was wrong--
there are bad ideas!
331
00:17:00,914 --> 00:17:02,181
There are
terrible ideas!
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00:17:05,419 --> 00:17:07,520
Now I'm over here!
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00:17:09,189 --> 00:17:10,423
I'm on it.
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00:17:10,474 --> 00:17:12,241
♪
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00:17:15,629 --> 00:17:16,696
Ow!
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00:17:17,748 --> 00:17:19,399
Lenny Lenford.
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00:17:19,466 --> 00:17:21,634
You're a long way
from your bar stool.
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00:17:21,702 --> 00:17:23,302
I'm... I'm here as a friend,
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00:17:23,370 --> 00:17:25,004
looking for
a better way of life.
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00:17:31,679 --> 00:17:32,645
Mm.
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00:17:34,081 --> 00:17:36,182
Hey, Lenny. Welcome aboard.
Whew!
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00:17:38,352 --> 00:17:40,319
Now, I got to warn you,
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00:17:40,387 --> 00:17:42,394
if you find a little black
thing on your pillow,
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00:17:42,419 --> 00:17:43,523
it won't be a mint.
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00:17:43,524 --> 00:17:46,359
I don't mind-- I want
a fresh start, and so does Carl.
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00:17:46,427 --> 00:17:48,027
Get her off!
Get her off!
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00:17:49,228 --> 00:17:51,049
Let her slice off
the tip of your ear,
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00:17:51,049 --> 00:17:52,606
and she'll go right to sleep.
349
00:17:52,733 --> 00:17:53,466
No.
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00:17:53,534 --> 00:17:54,701
That's not a choice
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00:17:54,768 --> 00:17:55,935
you get to make.
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00:17:56,003 --> 00:17:57,670
Ooh, this is
pretty tasty.
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00:17:57,738 --> 00:18:00,573
Yup. And I like how it's
dissolving a hole in the cup.
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00:18:01,642 --> 00:18:02,842
Hey, guys!
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00:18:02,910 --> 00:18:04,243
What can I getcha?
356
00:18:04,311 --> 00:18:07,497
Forget it! We don't need
some big-city bartender
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00:18:07,564 --> 00:18:09,432
charging us an arm
and a leg for something
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00:18:09,457 --> 00:18:10,757
we can do ourselves.
359
00:18:11,118 --> 00:18:12,819
Sure, sure,
I understand.
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00:18:12,886 --> 00:18:16,456
But if you change your minds,
I'll be here in this cave.
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00:18:17,875 --> 00:18:19,692
I got a funny feeling
our paradise
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00:18:19,743 --> 00:18:22,178
is about to get ruined
by unwanted guests.
363
00:18:22,246 --> 00:18:25,214
I probably shouldn't have given
this place five stars on Yelp.
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00:18:25,282 --> 00:18:27,133
Well, I rented that plane.
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00:18:29,536 --> 00:18:31,304
♪
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00:18:39,763 --> 00:18:41,547
Oh, that tears it.
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00:18:41,598 --> 00:18:44,067
I am not comfortable being this
close to medical care.
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00:18:44,151 --> 00:18:45,435
Out of here.
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00:18:45,519 --> 00:18:48,287
What are you
doing here?
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00:18:48,355 --> 00:18:50,089
I, uh, heard
everything was going great
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00:18:50,157 --> 00:18:52,024
in your new Eden,
with one flaw:
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00:18:52,092 --> 00:18:54,327
you lack a corrupt
city government.
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00:18:54,394 --> 00:18:55,695
True, true.
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00:18:55,763 --> 00:18:58,865
And a school system
that teaches to the tests,
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00:18:58,932 --> 00:19:01,567
sneaks the kids the answers
and still fails.
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00:19:01,635 --> 00:19:03,886
Stop! Stop!
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00:19:03,954 --> 00:19:05,888
This is everything
we put behind us.
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00:19:05,956 --> 00:19:08,508
You can't leave
civilization, Marge!
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00:19:08,575 --> 00:19:11,644
Humanity is an inexorable
upward march!
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00:19:11,712 --> 00:19:13,780
Or was till
the year 2000.
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00:19:13,847 --> 00:19:16,916
Well, I did miss a few
things about the grid...
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00:19:16,984 --> 00:19:18,601
like everything!
383
00:19:24,291 --> 00:19:27,326
Maureen Dowd, we've got
a lot of catching up to do.
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00:19:27,394 --> 00:19:29,145
♪
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00:19:30,931 --> 00:19:34,033
I'm sure someone will come back
and tell me where they went.
386
00:19:36,904 --> 00:19:39,205
If I go inside,
they might not find me.
387
00:19:39,272 --> 00:19:43,659
♪ We'll meet again
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00:19:43,744 --> 00:19:46,496
♪ Don't know where
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00:19:46,580 --> 00:19:49,782
♪ Don't know when
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00:19:49,833 --> 00:19:51,617
♪ But I know
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00:19:51,668 --> 00:19:54,220
♪ We'll meet again
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00:19:54,287 --> 00:19:55,805
♪ Some sunny day...
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00:19:55,873 --> 00:19:59,873
== sync, corrected by elderman ==
Resync for WEB-DL by Norther
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00:20:06,016 --> 00:20:09,402
Aw, come on, man,
we wouldn't leave you behind.
395
00:20:09,469 --> 00:20:11,704
Bless you, boy!
396
00:20:12,973 --> 00:20:14,140
Ow!
Accident.
397
00:20:14,208 --> 00:20:15,608
Here comes another one.
398
00:20:15,676 --> 00:20:17,693
Ow!
399
00:20:17,778 --> 00:20:19,145
Ow!
400
00:20:19,213 --> 00:20:21,831
It's nice to be wanted.
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00:21:02,839 --> 00:21:05,992
♪ The Outlands.