1 00:00:04,981 --> 00:00:06,180 Sorry, Nigel. 2 00:00:06,181 --> 00:00:07,966 Dinner took longer than I thought. 3 00:00:11,537 --> 00:00:15,139 And now we are stuck in traffic. 4 00:00:15,141 --> 00:00:17,108 Yeah, bumper to bumper. 5 00:00:17,110 --> 00:00:20,111 Well, tell Ava I'll be there in an hour, okay? 6 00:00:20,113 --> 00:00:21,529 Okay. 7 00:00:22,948 --> 00:00:24,782 Why didn't you just tell him the truth? 8 00:00:24,784 --> 00:00:27,351 Because I know my ex-husband quite well, 9 00:00:27,353 --> 00:00:30,021 and it would really upset him if he found out 10 00:00:30,023 --> 00:00:32,540 you flew me to San Francisco in your private jet 11 00:00:32,542 --> 00:00:34,993 just to have fried clams. 12 00:00:34,995 --> 00:00:36,044 Yeah, you're right. 13 00:00:36,046 --> 00:00:37,128 You shouldn't tell him. 14 00:00:37,130 --> 00:00:37,829 Thank you. 15 00:00:37,831 --> 00:00:38,663 I'll tell him. 16 00:00:39,716 --> 00:00:41,132 I just wanted to do something nice for you 17 00:00:41,134 --> 00:00:42,199 before you went to London. 18 00:00:42,201 --> 00:00:44,168 I'll only be gone a few weeks. 19 00:00:44,170 --> 00:00:46,370 And I... 20 00:00:46,372 --> 00:00:48,222 will miss you. 21 00:00:48,224 --> 00:00:51,175 And I will miss you. 22 00:00:52,145 --> 00:00:53,311 Whoa. What was that? 23 00:00:54,481 --> 00:00:56,331 Don't worry, it's normal. 24 00:00:59,269 --> 00:01:00,818 Ahh! That's not normal! 25 00:01:00,820 --> 00:01:02,386 God, oh, God, oh, God! 26 00:01:02,388 --> 00:01:04,238 Zoey, I love you. 27 00:01:04,240 --> 00:01:05,657 I don't want to die. 28 00:01:05,659 --> 00:01:07,358 Did you hear me? I said I love you. 29 00:01:07,360 --> 00:01:10,028 I heard you, and I said I don't want to die. 30 00:01:21,006 --> 00:01:23,458 Sorry about that, Mr. Schmidt. 31 00:01:23,460 --> 00:01:25,176 Just some clear air turbulence. 32 00:01:25,178 --> 00:01:27,411 Should be smooth sailing from here on out. 33 00:01:27,413 --> 00:01:29,981 I doubt that. 34 00:01:57,476 --> 00:01:59,076 Original sync by elderman 35 00:01:59,156 --> 00:02:00,956 WEB-DL sync and corrections by JayDox www.addic7ed.com 36 00:02:02,551 --> 00:02:04,124 Aw... 37 00:02:04,125 --> 00:02:07,343 What's sadder than an empty bottle of wine? 38 00:02:07,345 --> 00:02:11,547 Being the boyfriend of a 40-year-old drunk soccer mom. 39 00:02:11,549 --> 00:02:12,882 What? 40 00:02:12,884 --> 00:02:14,100 Oh, I was just thinking 41 00:02:14,102 --> 00:02:15,685 you might want to slow down a little. 44 00:02:21,109 --> 00:02:23,059 Hey, hey, that got a three-star rating 45 00:02:23,061 --> 00:02:24,677 in the Wal-Mart wine tracker. 46 00:02:24,679 --> 00:02:26,596 What's the big deal? 47 00:02:26,598 --> 00:02:28,731 So, I need a few glasses to loosen me up. 48 00:02:28,733 --> 00:02:30,116 Are you saying you need to get loaded 49 00:02:30,118 --> 00:02:31,200 in order to have sex with me? 50 00:02:31,202 --> 00:02:33,569 I'm not loaded. Fine. 51 00:02:33,571 --> 00:02:35,638 But it doesn't hurt. 52 00:02:36,740 --> 00:02:38,407 Hey, guys. 53 00:02:38,409 --> 00:02:40,359 Wally! Want some wine? 54 00:02:40,361 --> 00:02:42,745 No, I don't like to drink when I'm depressed. 55 00:02:42,747 --> 00:02:44,547 Wally, it's the best time to drink. 56 00:02:44,549 --> 00:02:47,550 Also when you're bored, lonely, or just, you know, 57 00:02:47,552 --> 00:02:48,851 too sober. 58 00:02:49,703 --> 00:02:51,170 Why are you depressed? 59 00:02:51,172 --> 00:02:52,421 I don't know. 60 00:02:52,423 --> 00:02:53,756 It's kind of personal. 61 00:02:53,758 --> 00:02:55,975 Okay, no problem. 62 00:02:57,344 --> 00:02:58,561 What do you do when you 63 00:02:58,563 --> 00:03:00,479 tell someone you love them and they don't respond? 64 00:03:00,481 --> 00:03:03,232 Drink. 65 00:03:03,234 --> 00:03:05,184 Wait, you told Zoey you love her? 66 00:03:05,186 --> 00:03:06,769 Yeah, I thought the plane was gonna crash, 67 00:03:06,771 --> 00:03:08,104 and it just kind of came out, 68 00:03:08,106 --> 00:03:10,957 along with a little squirt of pee. 69 00:03:11,775 --> 00:03:13,826 So, what did she say? 70 00:03:13,828 --> 00:03:18,230 "Oh, God, oh, God, I don't want to die." 71 00:03:18,232 --> 00:03:21,250 Well, given the circumstance, that's a legitimate response. 72 00:03:21,252 --> 00:03:22,368 Sure, in the moment, 73 00:03:22,370 --> 00:03:23,920 but what about after the plane leveled out? 74 00:03:23,922 --> 00:03:24,870 Well, what did she say then? 75 00:03:24,872 --> 00:03:27,707 "Why do I smell pee?" 76 00:03:30,844 --> 00:03:32,712 Then we just sat there in silence 77 00:03:32,714 --> 00:03:34,380 for the rest of the flight. 78 00:03:34,382 --> 00:03:36,399 Should have drank. 79 00:03:38,251 --> 00:03:41,053 Yeah, well, I'm gonna go change my underwear 80 00:03:41,055 --> 00:03:42,471 before I get diaper rash. 81 00:03:44,257 --> 00:03:46,609 Wow, I feel bad for him. 82 00:03:46,611 --> 00:03:48,027 Yeah. 83 00:03:48,029 --> 00:03:50,095 I mean, you know, to tell somebody you love them, 84 00:03:50,097 --> 00:03:52,365 and just get no response. 85 00:03:52,367 --> 00:03:54,383 Awful. 86 00:03:57,437 --> 00:03:59,138 You know how I feel about you, right? 87 00:03:59,140 --> 00:04:00,272 Right. 88 00:04:00,274 --> 00:04:01,991 You know how I feel about you. 89 00:04:01,993 --> 00:04:04,994 Oh, absolutely. 90 00:04:08,248 --> 00:04:10,316 Still nice to hear on occasion. 91 00:04:10,318 --> 00:04:12,468 Oh, I agree. 92 00:04:15,439 --> 00:04:19,558 I can do this as long as you can, pal. 93 00:04:24,682 --> 00:04:26,015 It's open. 94 00:04:26,017 --> 00:04:27,733 Hey. 95 00:04:27,735 --> 00:04:29,068 Can I talk to you for a minute? 96 00:04:29,070 --> 00:04:30,353 Sure. What's up? 97 00:04:31,972 --> 00:04:34,156 I didn't sleep at all last night, man. 98 00:04:34,158 --> 00:04:36,142 This Zoey stuff is making me crazy. 99 00:04:36,144 --> 00:04:37,643 Oh, man, I'm sorry. 100 00:04:37,645 --> 00:04:40,079 I'm starting to wonder 101 00:04:40,081 --> 00:04:42,665 if I should break up with her, 102 00:04:42,667 --> 00:04:44,650 Oh, hang on. I mean, just because she didn't say, 103 00:04:44,652 --> 00:04:46,585 "I love you," doesn't mean she doesn't feel it. 104 00:04:46,587 --> 00:04:47,920 You think? 105 00:04:47,922 --> 00:04:49,822 Oh, yeah, yeah. Some people have a hard time 106 00:04:49,824 --> 00:04:50,790 articulating their feelings, 107 00:04:50,792 --> 00:04:53,042 so they express them in other ways. 108 00:04:57,414 --> 00:04:58,330 Is that Lyndsey? 109 00:04:59,467 --> 00:05:02,051 Yeah, she had a little too much vino last night. 110 00:05:02,053 --> 00:05:05,054 Anyway, I think you just have to be patient with Zoey. 111 00:05:07,191 --> 00:05:09,508 Yeah, I guess. 112 00:05:13,697 --> 00:05:17,015 Sorry, I... I have a... a hard time with... 113 00:05:17,017 --> 00:05:18,868 people throwing up. 114 00:05:18,870 --> 00:05:21,537 Try watching and holding her hair. 115 00:05:21,539 --> 00:05:24,690 It's just, Zoey's going to England for a few weeks. 116 00:05:28,128 --> 00:05:29,712 And-and I'm th... 117 00:05:30,914 --> 00:05:33,049 I'm-I'm starting to think if... 118 00:05:33,051 --> 00:05:35,868 if I'm gonna end it, now would be a good time. 119 00:05:35,870 --> 00:05:38,054 Well, it... 120 00:05:40,674 --> 00:05:41,974 Whoa. 121 00:05:41,976 --> 00:05:43,893 You think I'd be used to it by now. 122 00:05:43,895 --> 00:05:45,544 No, no, no, don't... 123 00:05:45,546 --> 00:05:46,812 Don't do anything hasty. 124 00:05:50,100 --> 00:05:53,102 I can't... I... I can't just leave th... 125 00:05:53,104 --> 00:05:55,604 I can't just leave things the way that they are. 126 00:05:55,606 --> 00:05:58,324 Why don't you... Why don't you go talk to her, 127 00:05:58,326 --> 00:06:01,327 you know, and just put your caaards on the table. 128 00:06:03,396 --> 00:06:05,331 Yeah, maybe. 129 00:06:05,333 --> 00:06:06,732 Crap, 130 00:06:06,734 --> 00:06:08,768 now I've got to change my bra. 131 00:06:11,872 --> 00:06:14,507 I-I-I mean, maybe we should just give her some privacy. 132 00:06:14,509 --> 00:06:19,061 Oh, God, now it's coming out both ends! 133 00:06:19,063 --> 00:06:21,347 Good idea. 134 00:06:26,136 --> 00:06:28,053 Ava, you need to get dressed. 135 00:06:28,055 --> 00:06:30,222 Mummy has to go. 136 00:06:32,442 --> 00:06:33,809 Walden. 137 00:06:33,811 --> 00:06:35,227 De-e-lightful. 138 00:06:35,229 --> 00:06:39,198 Nigel, di-isgusting. 139 00:06:41,201 --> 00:06:42,768 What, are you here to pick up your daughter? 140 00:06:42,770 --> 00:06:44,120 I am. 141 00:06:44,122 --> 00:06:46,489 Zoey tell you that we took my jet to San Francisco 142 00:06:46,491 --> 00:06:48,324 last night for fried clams? 143 00:06:48,326 --> 00:06:50,960 No, she did not. 144 00:06:50,962 --> 00:06:53,212 Well, we did. 145 00:06:53,214 --> 00:06:55,881 Are you sharing this information just to upset me? 146 00:06:55,883 --> 00:06:59,785 Actually, I was hoping to make you feel inadequate as well. 147 00:06:59,787 --> 00:07:00,886 Oh, Walden. 148 00:07:00,888 --> 00:07:02,321 What are you doing here? 149 00:07:02,323 --> 00:07:03,722 Nigel, I'm running late, 150 00:07:03,724 --> 00:07:05,424 so will you for once please make yourself useful 151 00:07:05,426 --> 00:07:06,642 and help Ava get ready? 152 00:07:06,644 --> 00:07:09,645 Well, only because you asked so nicely. 153 00:07:09,647 --> 00:07:10,980 Enjoy her. 154 00:07:10,982 --> 00:07:12,264 Hi. 155 00:07:12,266 --> 00:07:13,315 We need to talk. 156 00:07:13,317 --> 00:07:15,401 Now? I'm about to leave for the airport. 157 00:07:15,403 --> 00:07:16,435 I'll take you. 158 00:07:16,437 --> 00:07:18,237 Thanks, but I have a car coming. 159 00:07:18,239 --> 00:07:19,488 Now, where is my passport? 160 00:07:19,490 --> 00:07:21,073 Nigel, have you seen my passport? 161 00:07:21,075 --> 00:07:22,358 I don't live here, Zoey, 162 00:07:22,360 --> 00:07:24,326 I merely pay the rent. 163 00:07:24,328 --> 00:07:26,412 Look, I just don't want to leave things between us 164 00:07:26,414 --> 00:07:27,496 the way that they are. 165 00:07:27,498 --> 00:07:28,447 Everything's fine. 166 00:07:28,449 --> 00:07:29,665 No, it's not. 167 00:07:29,667 --> 00:07:31,149 I said I love you, and the only thing 168 00:07:31,151 --> 00:07:34,036 I got in response is the not very surprising information 169 00:07:34,038 --> 00:07:36,154 that you don't want to die in a crashing plane. 170 00:07:36,156 --> 00:07:38,090 Can't we discuss this when I get back? 171 00:07:38,092 --> 00:07:39,041 What's there to discuss? 172 00:07:39,043 --> 00:07:41,994 You either love me, or you don't. 173 00:07:41,996 --> 00:07:44,847 Walden, I'm about to leave on an important business trip, 174 00:07:44,849 --> 00:07:47,249 and the last thing I need right now is more pressure. 175 00:07:47,251 --> 00:07:48,467 I'm not pressuring you. 176 00:07:48,469 --> 00:07:50,502 I'm just asking you for a simple, definitive answer 177 00:07:50,504 --> 00:07:51,887 right now before you leave. 178 00:07:51,889 --> 00:07:53,639 What was that? 179 00:07:53,641 --> 00:07:56,174 Sorry, just knocked over your Chinese table lamp. 180 00:07:56,176 --> 00:07:57,576 Perhaps you can buy another one 181 00:07:57,578 --> 00:07:59,895 next time you jet to Francisco. 182 00:08:01,448 --> 00:08:02,848 It came up. 183 00:08:02,850 --> 00:08:06,402 I'm sorry, I just don't have the time for this now, okay? 184 00:08:06,404 --> 00:08:08,370 Ava, are you dressed? 185 00:08:10,156 --> 00:08:13,125 That seems pretty definitive to me. 186 00:08:15,862 --> 00:08:17,029 That's it. 187 00:08:17,031 --> 00:08:19,081 No more relationships. I'm done. 188 00:08:19,083 --> 00:08:20,416 Finished; just over. 189 00:08:26,089 --> 00:08:27,423 Hi. 190 00:08:27,425 --> 00:08:29,308 Hi. 191 00:08:32,145 --> 00:08:33,679 And I'm back. 192 00:08:41,445 --> 00:08:44,690 Hey, can I have 75 bucks for the new Call of Duty? 193 00:08:44,692 --> 00:08:46,785 $75 for a video game? 194 00:08:46,787 --> 00:08:48,904 Think of it as an investment. 195 00:08:51,507 --> 00:08:53,258 An investment? 196 00:08:53,260 --> 00:08:55,510 Yeah. If I go into the army after high school, 197 00:08:55,512 --> 00:08:58,463 I'll already know how to kill terrorists. 198 00:08:59,632 --> 00:09:02,417 Who had corn chowder for dinner last night? 199 00:09:02,419 --> 00:09:04,686 How do you know anybody had corn chowder last night? 200 00:09:04,688 --> 00:09:06,775 'Cause it's dripping all over your bathroom. 201 00:09:06,800 --> 00:09:08,000 Oh. 202 00:09:08,258 --> 00:09:09,307 Sorry about that. 203 00:09:09,309 --> 00:09:11,760 Uh, Lyndsey got a little bit... 204 00:09:11,762 --> 00:09:13,362 queasy this morning. 205 00:09:13,364 --> 00:09:14,446 Is she pregnant? 206 00:09:14,448 --> 00:09:16,648 Oh, no, no, gosh, no. 207 00:09:18,068 --> 00:09:19,768 Absolutely not. 208 00:09:21,154 --> 00:09:22,988 Here. 209 00:09:22,990 --> 00:09:24,072 Me? 210 00:09:24,074 --> 00:09:25,824 Not my girlfriend, not my vomit, 211 00:09:25,826 --> 00:09:27,292 not my problem. 212 00:09:28,628 --> 00:09:29,628 I'll clean it up. 213 00:09:29,630 --> 00:09:30,445 You will? 214 00:09:30,447 --> 00:09:31,880 For 75 bucks. 215 00:09:31,882 --> 00:09:33,665 That's great. 216 00:09:33,667 --> 00:09:36,001 Hey, everybody. 217 00:09:37,953 --> 00:09:40,005 This is Jennifer. Hi. 218 00:09:40,790 --> 00:09:42,808 Hey. Hey. 219 00:09:43,843 --> 00:09:45,560 Well, let's go take a walk on the beach. 220 00:09:45,562 --> 00:09:46,678 Great. 221 00:09:46,680 --> 00:09:47,796 Uh, Walden, before you go, 222 00:09:47,798 --> 00:09:50,348 can I talk to you for a minute? 223 00:09:55,021 --> 00:09:56,304 I'll bring him right back. 224 00:09:56,306 --> 00:09:57,739 You'd better. 225 00:10:00,943 --> 00:10:02,143 My name's Jake. 226 00:10:02,145 --> 00:10:03,662 Hi, Jake. 227 00:10:03,664 --> 00:10:07,165 My friends call me... Jake. 228 00:10:09,502 --> 00:10:10,869 What are you doing? 229 00:10:10,871 --> 00:10:12,170 Zoey made it perfectly clear. 230 00:10:12,172 --> 00:10:13,789 She doesn't love me or need me. 231 00:10:13,791 --> 00:10:15,173 So, I'm moving on. 232 00:10:15,175 --> 00:10:17,492 You left here an hour ago. 233 00:10:17,494 --> 00:10:19,344 How did you find another girl already? 234 00:10:19,346 --> 00:10:20,829 Oh, I met her in the elevator. 235 00:10:20,831 --> 00:10:22,180 I've been in a million elevators. 236 00:10:22,182 --> 00:10:24,633 I never once walked out with a girl like that. 237 00:10:24,635 --> 00:10:26,551 Maybe you need to work on your attitude. 238 00:10:26,553 --> 00:10:29,354 What exactly did Zoey say? 239 00:10:29,356 --> 00:10:30,856 No, it's what she didn't say. 240 00:10:30,858 --> 00:10:32,557 She didn't say, "I love you." 241 00:10:32,559 --> 00:10:35,644 Oh, please! If I insisted on women saying "I love you"" 242 00:10:35,646 --> 00:10:38,830 I'd have never have had a girlfriend, a wife or a mother. 243 00:10:42,285 --> 00:10:44,870 Oh. It's Zoey. 244 00:10:47,156 --> 00:10:49,190 Hello? 245 00:10:49,192 --> 00:10:51,693 So, Jennifer, how old are you? 246 00:10:51,695 --> 00:10:53,495 24. How old are you? 247 00:10:53,497 --> 00:10:55,580 I'm... 24-and-a-half. 248 00:10:55,582 --> 00:10:57,699 Hmm. 249 00:11:03,063 --> 00:11:05,230 Hmm? 250 00:11:06,016 --> 00:11:07,850 I'm surprised that you called. 251 00:11:07,852 --> 00:11:09,068 Where are you? 252 00:11:09,070 --> 00:11:10,402 On the plane. 253 00:11:10,404 --> 00:11:11,520 We're sitting at the gate. 254 00:11:11,522 --> 00:11:13,105 - Are you okay? - No. 255 00:11:13,107 --> 00:11:15,607 I feel miserable about the way we left things. 256 00:11:15,609 --> 00:11:17,609 - You do? - Yeah. 257 00:11:17,611 --> 00:11:19,728 I've just been so stressed and busy lately 258 00:11:19,730 --> 00:11:21,864 that I haven't been able to think straight. 259 00:11:21,866 --> 00:11:24,900 But sitting here for the last 40 minutes 260 00:11:24,902 --> 00:11:28,737 without so much as a bloody glass of water, 261 00:11:28,739 --> 00:11:31,073 I've come to a realization. 262 00:11:31,075 --> 00:11:32,508 I'm listening. 263 00:11:32,510 --> 00:11:34,593 The reason I haven't said... 264 00:11:34,595 --> 00:11:36,595 those words to you 265 00:11:36,597 --> 00:11:38,547 is because I'm afraid 266 00:11:38,549 --> 00:11:41,850 that if I do say them, something bad will happen. 267 00:11:41,852 --> 00:11:43,302 Why would you think that? 268 00:11:43,304 --> 00:11:45,187 'Cause it always has. 269 00:11:45,189 --> 00:11:47,106 I've only said those words twice. 270 00:11:47,108 --> 00:11:49,257 The last time, I ended up married 271 00:11:49,259 --> 00:11:52,444 to an insufferable twit. 272 00:11:52,446 --> 00:11:53,595 And the time before that? 273 00:11:53,597 --> 00:11:55,164 I got a thank-you note 274 00:11:55,166 --> 00:11:58,233 and a Swatch watch from Russell Brand. 275 00:11:58,235 --> 00:11:59,868 Russell Brand? 276 00:11:59,870 --> 00:12:02,621 Mm, not my proudest moment. 277 00:12:02,623 --> 00:12:04,123 Okay. I get it. 278 00:12:04,125 --> 00:12:05,607 So, you're just superstitious about saying it, 279 00:12:05,609 --> 00:12:08,660 but it has nothing to do with the way that you feel about me? 280 00:12:08,662 --> 00:12:11,246 No. Not at all. 281 00:12:11,248 --> 00:12:13,615 In fact, the whole reason I called is 282 00:12:13,617 --> 00:12:15,217 to tell you that I honestly I... 283 00:12:15,219 --> 00:12:16,719 Oh, there you are. 284 00:12:16,721 --> 00:12:20,422 Ooh! Cool bedroom. 285 00:12:20,424 --> 00:12:21,306 Who's that? 286 00:12:21,308 --> 00:12:24,476 Uh... Berta. 287 00:12:24,478 --> 00:12:27,312 You couldn't even wait till my plane takes off?! 288 00:12:27,314 --> 00:12:29,431 No, no, Zoey, it's not what you think! Oh, good-bye, Walden. 289 00:12:29,433 --> 00:12:31,767 Zoey, just... 290 00:12:33,069 --> 00:12:35,654 Awkward! 291 00:12:44,981 --> 00:12:48,917 Oh... I can't believe I kissed the mouth that did this. 292 00:12:50,453 --> 00:12:53,155 Alan, I need to talk to you. Oh! 293 00:12:54,507 --> 00:12:56,158 Can we do it out here? 294 00:12:56,160 --> 00:12:57,760 Gladly. 295 00:12:57,762 --> 00:12:59,178 Oh, good Lord! 296 00:12:59,180 --> 00:13:02,181 Looks like someone cleaned a deer in the bathtub. 297 00:13:04,517 --> 00:13:05,717 What's going on? 298 00:13:05,719 --> 00:13:07,169 Zoey FaceTimed me from the plane 299 00:13:07,171 --> 00:13:08,687 to tell me that she loves me. 300 00:13:08,689 --> 00:13:09,209 Good. 301 00:13:09,234 --> 00:13:10,764 But she saw Jennifer in my bedroom. 302 00:13:10,765 --> 00:13:11,445 Bad. 303 00:13:11,470 --> 00:13:13,305 So, naturally, I immediately tried to call her back. 304 00:13:13,310 --> 00:13:14,810 - Good. - But she wouldn't answer. 305 00:13:14,812 --> 00:13:16,228 - Bad. - So I'm gonna fuel up my jet, 306 00:13:16,230 --> 00:13:17,696 and fly to London and beg for forgiveness. 307 00:13:17,698 --> 00:13:20,199 - Good. - Will you stop that, Alan? 308 00:13:20,201 --> 00:13:22,367 - I-I need you to come with me. - Me? Why? 309 00:13:22,369 --> 00:13:24,153 Because I might need a witness, and you can say 310 00:13:24,155 --> 00:13:25,621 that you saw that nothing happened with Jennifer. 311 00:13:25,623 --> 00:13:27,039 Great. I'm your man. 312 00:13:29,709 --> 00:13:31,376 I am not gonna touch that glove. 313 00:13:32,361 --> 00:13:33,378 Come on. 314 00:13:33,380 --> 00:13:34,630 Oh, uh, wait. 315 00:13:34,632 --> 00:13:36,248 I promised Lyndsey I'd take her out 316 00:13:36,250 --> 00:13:37,749 to a big, fancy, romantic dinner tonight. 317 00:13:37,751 --> 00:13:38,884 - Bring her. - Really? 318 00:13:38,886 --> 00:13:39,701 Yeah, sure. 319 00:13:39,703 --> 00:13:40,869 Well, I guess a private jet 320 00:13:40,871 --> 00:13:41,970 to London does beat 321 00:13:41,972 --> 00:13:43,922 an 11-year-old Volvo to the Olive Garden. 322 00:13:43,924 --> 00:13:45,340 I'll-I'll pack a bag. 323 00:13:45,342 --> 00:13:46,475 No, no, no, there's no time. 324 00:13:46,477 --> 00:13:47,843 I'll buy you whatever you need in London. 325 00:13:47,845 --> 00:13:49,311 - You're kidding. - Yeah. Come on. 326 00:13:49,313 --> 00:13:51,313 Hey, if Zoey won't say it, I will. 327 00:13:51,315 --> 00:13:53,548 I love you, Walden Schmidt. 328 00:14:03,560 --> 00:14:05,160 Thank you, Walden. 329 00:14:05,162 --> 00:14:07,079 This is just incredible. 330 00:14:07,081 --> 00:14:08,697 Glad you like it. Mm. 331 00:14:08,699 --> 00:14:10,666 What did your son say when you told him 332 00:14:10,668 --> 00:14:11,917 you were flying to London tonight? 333 00:14:11,919 --> 00:14:14,853 He told me to bring him back some English pot. 334 00:14:16,289 --> 00:14:19,508 This is definitely the way to travel. 335 00:14:19,510 --> 00:14:21,910 No boarding passes, no airport security, 336 00:14:21,912 --> 00:14:23,212 none of those scanners 337 00:14:23,214 --> 00:14:25,264 that show strangers the size of your dingle. 338 00:14:25,266 --> 00:14:28,767 Don't you worry about your dingle, honey. 339 00:14:28,769 --> 00:14:31,220 He's a grower, not a shower. 340 00:14:31,222 --> 00:14:32,420 Yeah, he told me. 341 00:14:32,422 --> 00:14:34,356 He tells everyone. 342 00:14:40,346 --> 00:14:42,681 Can I interest you in a brewski? 343 00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:44,716 What? 344 00:14:44,718 --> 00:14:45,784 That's Polish for 345 00:14:45,786 --> 00:14:48,070 "Do you want a beer?" 346 00:14:48,072 --> 00:14:50,372 I've traveled extensively through Asia. 347 00:14:51,875 --> 00:14:54,076 Oh. Thanks. 348 00:14:56,112 --> 00:14:58,463 Are you sure Walden said he'd be right back? 349 00:14:58,465 --> 00:14:59,965 Forget Walden. 350 00:14:59,967 --> 00:15:01,616 Let's talk about us. 351 00:15:01,618 --> 00:15:02,885 Us? 352 00:15:02,887 --> 00:15:04,937 That's English for you and me. 353 00:15:10,176 --> 00:15:12,427 ♪ Poppin' bottles in the ice ♪ 354 00:15:12,429 --> 00:15:13,812 ♪ Like a blizzard ♪ 355 00:15:13,814 --> 00:15:15,981 ♪ When we drunk, we do it right, gettin' slizzard ♪ 356 00:15:15,983 --> 00:15:17,900 ♪ Like a G-6, like a G-6... ♪ 357 00:15:17,902 --> 00:15:19,651 Uh, honey, honey, why don't you take your seat 358 00:15:19,653 --> 00:15:20,819 and put your seatbelt on? 359 00:15:20,821 --> 00:15:22,971 Pish, pish, party pooper. 360 00:15:22,973 --> 00:15:27,492 Wally, this is so romantic what you're doing. 361 00:15:27,494 --> 00:15:30,862 You are flying across a whole ocean 362 00:15:30,864 --> 00:15:33,532 just to win back the woman you love. 363 00:15:33,534 --> 00:15:35,784 Thank you. 364 00:15:35,786 --> 00:15:39,087 Alan, sweetie, I need to tell you something. 365 00:15:39,089 --> 00:15:40,322 Yeah? 366 00:15:40,324 --> 00:15:42,374 I know I give you a hard time, 367 00:15:42,376 --> 00:15:45,043 but in my heart, 368 00:15:45,045 --> 00:15:49,047 I really, really love... 369 00:15:51,719 --> 00:15:52,935 Oh, God! 370 00:15:52,937 --> 00:15:54,770 Oh. Aah. 371 00:15:54,772 --> 00:15:55,887 I'm so sorry. 372 00:15:55,889 --> 00:15:56,972 Oh! Oh! 373 00:15:56,974 --> 00:15:58,673 Oh. Oh. 374 00:15:58,675 --> 00:16:00,025 So sorry. Here. Here. 375 00:16:00,027 --> 00:16:01,443 Oh, thank you. 376 00:16:03,480 --> 00:16:04,679 Oh, God! 377 00:16:04,681 --> 00:16:06,682 Oh! Oh, my God! 378 00:16:06,684 --> 00:16:07,950 Oh, hang on. Oh, God! 379 00:16:07,952 --> 00:16:09,534 I'll-I'll get... I'll get some towels. 380 00:16:11,688 --> 00:16:13,121 Okay, folks, 381 00:16:13,123 --> 00:16:15,040 we've got clear skies ahead, 382 00:16:15,042 --> 00:16:17,876 and we'll be in London in approximately four hours. 383 00:16:17,878 --> 00:16:20,712 So, just sit back and enjoy the rest of your flight. 384 00:16:26,754 --> 00:16:28,887 Bottom line, Zoey, I can assure you 385 00:16:28,889 --> 00:16:31,556 that nothing happened between Walden and that woman. 386 00:16:31,558 --> 00:16:32,724 Really? 387 00:16:32,726 --> 00:16:34,977 What possible reason would I have to lie to you? 388 00:16:34,979 --> 00:16:36,211 Well, for one thing, he gave 389 00:16:36,213 --> 00:16:38,046 you and Lyndsey a free trip to London, 390 00:16:38,048 --> 00:16:39,681 where you all inexplicably decided 391 00:16:39,683 --> 00:16:41,967 to dress up like Japanese tourists. 392 00:16:42,998 --> 00:16:44,081 That's my fault. 393 00:16:44,083 --> 00:16:46,133 I kind of threw up on them a little. 394 00:16:46,135 --> 00:16:48,419 A little? I might have to get a new plane. 395 00:16:48,421 --> 00:16:51,305 Yes, yes, yes, that's all very interesting, 396 00:16:51,307 --> 00:16:52,456 but the fact remains 397 00:16:52,458 --> 00:16:54,258 that you still invited my neighbor Jennifer... 398 00:16:54,260 --> 00:16:55,726 the whore from the seventh floor... 399 00:16:55,728 --> 00:16:56,844 back to your house. 400 00:16:56,846 --> 00:16:58,596 Yeah, but nothing happened. 401 00:16:58,598 --> 00:17:01,399 Nothing happened 'cause I called and interrupted you! 402 00:17:01,401 --> 00:17:04,986 Okay, I think we're saying the same thing here. 403 00:17:04,988 --> 00:17:06,804 Listen, the fact is, I love you. 404 00:17:06,806 --> 00:17:09,407 Okay, and I was an idiot to put pressure on you, 405 00:17:09,409 --> 00:17:14,212 I made a terrible mistake, and I'm very, very sorry. 406 00:17:19,534 --> 00:17:22,987 Okay. Uh, we sh... 407 00:17:22,989 --> 00:17:25,122 I think we should go. 408 00:17:29,011 --> 00:17:30,661 I do love you, Walden. 409 00:17:32,681 --> 00:17:34,699 You do? 410 00:17:34,701 --> 00:17:36,684 Of course I do. 411 00:17:36,686 --> 00:17:39,437 That's why I called you from the plane, you ninny. 412 00:17:41,273 --> 00:17:43,307 So... 413 00:17:43,309 --> 00:17:45,276 you forgive me? 414 00:17:46,171 --> 00:17:47,703 Well, that depends. 415 00:17:47,718 --> 00:17:50,519 Do I have to worry every time we have a fight 416 00:17:50,550 --> 00:17:52,199 that you're going to go out and pick up another woman? 417 00:17:52,201 --> 00:17:55,286 Not as long as I know that you love me. 418 00:17:55,288 --> 00:17:57,455 Good answer. 419 00:17:59,207 --> 00:18:01,358 Come here. 420 00:18:12,337 --> 00:18:14,372 I love you, Lyndsey. 421 00:18:14,374 --> 00:18:17,558 And I love you. 422 00:18:19,762 --> 00:18:21,729 Oh, not in my mouth! 423 00:18:21,731 --> 00:18:23,431 Oh, God. 424 00:18:23,433 --> 00:18:24,899 Oh, dear. 425 00:18:36,368 --> 00:18:38,869 No, seriously, dude. No lie. 426 00:18:38,871 --> 00:18:42,456 All right, fine, you don't believe me? Here. 427 00:18:45,744 --> 00:18:50,614 Yup. Five times. Best half hour of my life.