1 00:00:02,765 --> 00:00:04,585 Previously on "Smash". 2 00:00:04,695 --> 00:00:06,515 Go get me a Marilyn. 3 00:00:07,924 --> 00:00:09,624 This girl feels like Marilyn. 4 00:00:09,644 --> 00:00:10,844 You have to do another callback? 5 00:00:10,850 --> 00:00:12,070 It's Ivy's spark. 6 00:00:12,224 --> 00:00:15,806 Marilyn the musical? No one is gonna buy it. 7 00:00:15,857 --> 00:00:18,309 We know what kind of money you make. 8 00:00:18,360 --> 00:00:19,426 You're a waitress. 9 00:00:19,461 --> 00:00:22,196 I think she's a star. 10 00:00:22,230 --> 00:00:24,765 - I want to go back to work. - And what about the adoption? 11 00:00:24,799 --> 00:00:28,669 You got it. You're Marilyn. 12 00:00:30,118 --> 00:00:32,118 SMASH S01 Ep 03 - Enter Mr. DiMaggio 13 00:00:32,207 --> 00:00:36,159 Sync and corrected by dr.jackson for www.addic7ed.com 14 00:00:45,487 --> 00:00:48,455 That was incredible. 15 00:00:48,490 --> 00:00:50,758 It was lovely. 16 00:00:58,333 --> 00:01:01,869 Tom hasn't sent you a copy of the new song yet, has he? 17 00:01:01,903 --> 00:01:03,404 I don't think it's finished. 18 00:01:03,438 --> 00:01:05,939 Great. 19 00:01:05,974 --> 00:01:07,875 Three weeks till we start rehearsing, 20 00:01:07,909 --> 00:01:12,446 we've only got eight songs and half the book. 21 00:01:12,480 --> 00:01:16,216 You know, Derek, I've been reading a lot about Marilyn, 22 00:01:16,251 --> 00:01:18,752 and watching the DVDs, 23 00:01:18,787 --> 00:01:22,756 and I'd really like it if... 24 00:01:22,791 --> 00:01:25,426 I'd really like to get together sometime 25 00:01:25,460 --> 00:01:28,929 and just work on her. 26 00:01:28,963 --> 00:01:32,933 Well, that's what we're doing, darling. 27 00:01:37,372 --> 00:01:38,972 It's a joke. 28 00:01:40,208 --> 00:01:42,943 Of course we can do that. 29 00:01:42,977 --> 00:01:46,013 I'll have my assistant call you. We'll put it in the book. 30 00:01:46,047 --> 00:01:47,314 'Kay? 31 00:01:47,349 --> 00:01:50,317 'Kay. 32 00:01:51,453 --> 00:01:53,153 So, let me get this right. 33 00:01:53,187 --> 00:01:55,522 You got the part, you get to play Marilyn, 34 00:01:55,557 --> 00:01:57,524 you're sleeping with the evil director, 35 00:01:57,542 --> 00:01:59,493 - who's a total fox. - He's not evil. 36 00:01:59,527 --> 00:02:02,028 He may or may not be evil, but he's definitely a fox. 37 00:02:02,047 --> 00:02:03,964 And the problem is... 38 00:02:03,998 --> 00:02:05,999 Okay, I'm just gonna say it. 39 00:02:06,033 --> 00:02:08,635 Do you think he gave me the part because I slept with him? 40 00:02:08,670 --> 00:02:11,055 - I can't imagine that it hurt. - I'm serious. 41 00:02:11,089 --> 00:02:13,941 For heaven's sakes, Ivy, enjoy the sex, 44 00:02:23,151 --> 00:02:25,452 - They're beautiful pieces. - Yes. 45 00:02:25,487 --> 00:02:27,187 If you sell them on consignment, 46 00:02:27,222 --> 00:02:30,290 you make considerably more. 47 00:02:30,325 --> 00:02:32,126 I think I'll just let them go. 48 00:02:32,160 --> 00:02:35,162 Okay. 49 00:02:38,333 --> 00:02:39,500 Those are fun. 50 00:02:39,534 --> 00:02:42,736 They were inspired by a pair Marilyn Monroe wore in Seven Year Itch. 51 00:02:42,771 --> 00:02:45,473 I can see that. 52 00:02:47,092 --> 00:02:50,310 - 50 bucks. - They're just knockoffs. 53 00:02:50,345 --> 00:02:52,513 I'll take 'em. 54 00:02:58,119 --> 00:03:01,305 - Hi. - Karen, hi. Thanks for coming. 55 00:03:01,356 --> 00:03:03,390 Hey, another one of these, please, for her. 56 00:03:03,425 --> 00:03:06,360 No, please. Just a club soda. 57 00:03:06,394 --> 00:03:10,197 So, I wanted to talk to you about what happened. 58 00:03:10,231 --> 00:03:12,900 I know what happened. I didn't get the part. 59 00:03:12,934 --> 00:03:14,568 Look, the script and the songs aren't even finished yet. 60 00:03:14,602 --> 00:03:16,203 There's a lot of changes coming fast. 61 00:03:16,237 --> 00:03:19,239 We just needed someone with more experience with that. 62 00:03:19,274 --> 00:03:20,874 Well, she's lucky. 63 00:03:20,909 --> 00:03:22,876 It's a great part, and the songs are amazing. 64 00:03:25,079 --> 00:03:27,347 So, how do you feel about being in the ensemble? 65 00:03:27,382 --> 00:03:29,616 Well, it's a terrific opportunity. 66 00:03:29,651 --> 00:03:32,336 Well done. Very polite. 67 00:03:32,387 --> 00:03:34,021 Well, what am I supposed to say, I'm pissed? 68 00:03:34,055 --> 00:03:35,622 Yeah, you should be. 69 00:03:35,657 --> 00:03:38,509 You got way too much talent to be in the ensemble. 70 00:03:38,560 --> 00:03:40,527 Then why did you put me there? 71 00:03:40,562 --> 00:03:42,563 Listen. Life is long. 72 00:03:42,597 --> 00:03:45,432 Theater is longer. 73 00:03:45,467 --> 00:03:49,135 It could take five years for Marilyn to get to the stage, 74 00:03:49,154 --> 00:03:50,871 and a lot can happen in five years. 75 00:03:50,905 --> 00:03:53,240 There you are. 76 00:03:53,274 --> 00:03:55,025 Dev. What are you doing here? 77 00:03:55,076 --> 00:03:56,743 Well, you said you were having drinks with the great director, 78 00:03:56,778 --> 00:03:57,744 I wanted to meet him. 79 00:03:57,779 --> 00:04:01,548 Sorry to crash. 80 00:04:03,017 --> 00:04:04,885 Dev. Dev Sundaram. 81 00:04:04,919 --> 00:04:06,152 Derek Wills. 82 00:04:06,171 --> 00:04:07,888 Karen's told me a lot about you. 83 00:04:07,922 --> 00:04:09,089 I imagine so. 84 00:04:09,123 --> 00:04:10,390 Pleased to meet you. 85 00:04:10,425 --> 00:04:12,459 Are you from, uh, South London? 86 00:04:12,494 --> 00:04:13,760 Well done. 87 00:04:13,795 --> 00:04:15,379 I could hear it in the O's. 88 00:04:15,430 --> 00:04:18,398 I'd forgotten this game. 89 00:04:18,433 --> 00:04:19,399 University? 90 00:04:19,434 --> 00:04:20,667 Oxford, you? 91 00:04:20,702 --> 00:04:22,236 The other place. 92 00:04:22,270 --> 00:04:24,738 - I expect you got a first. - I did, actually. 93 00:04:24,772 --> 00:04:26,890 That's a lot of pressure. 94 00:04:26,941 --> 00:04:28,242 Sorry? 95 00:04:28,276 --> 00:04:30,077 Mum and dad just off the boat, 96 00:04:30,111 --> 00:04:33,280 all that hope wrapped up in little, old you. 97 00:04:33,314 --> 00:04:34,898 Congratulations. 98 00:04:34,949 --> 00:04:36,516 - I'm third generation. - Of course. 99 00:04:36,534 --> 00:04:39,319 I should have heard it in the O's. 100 00:04:42,957 --> 00:04:44,524 I just don't know what you were doing there. 101 00:04:44,542 --> 00:04:45,959 You said the guy was a jerk, he is a jerk. 102 00:04:45,994 --> 00:04:47,794 He's a jerk who is now my boss, 103 00:04:47,829 --> 00:04:49,029 and I can take care of myself. 104 00:04:49,047 --> 00:04:50,330 I know you can. 105 00:04:50,364 --> 00:04:52,833 "Oxford." "The other place." 106 00:04:52,867 --> 00:04:54,501 What is the other place? Cambridge. 107 00:04:54,536 --> 00:04:55,919 Of course! I can hear it in the "O" s. 108 00:04:55,970 --> 00:04:57,704 We're Brits. 109 00:04:57,739 --> 00:04:59,806 That's what we do to establish our place in the pack. 110 00:04:59,841 --> 00:05:01,508 So who won? 111 00:05:01,543 --> 00:05:03,343 Well, I got to go home with the girl, didn't I? 112 00:05:03,377 --> 00:05:04,811 That display was not for me. 113 00:05:04,846 --> 00:05:06,847 No, you're right. 114 00:05:06,881 --> 00:05:08,282 Got something much better I want to show off to you. 115 00:05:08,316 --> 00:05:10,050 Well, I'm looking forward to it, 116 00:05:10,084 --> 00:05:11,552 because all that British ranting about what school you went to 117 00:05:11,586 --> 00:05:13,787 left me pretty unimpressed. 118 00:05:13,821 --> 00:05:17,824 How's this?- 119 00:05:17,859 --> 00:05:19,560 What movie are we doing now? 120 00:05:19,594 --> 00:05:24,531 Gone with the wind, baby. 121 00:05:41,309 --> 00:05:43,444 How many more do I need to see? 122 00:05:43,505 --> 00:05:45,406 My eyes are about to start bleeding. 123 00:05:45,440 --> 00:05:47,474 We can take a five and start talking offers. 124 00:05:47,509 --> 00:05:48,826 Yeah, that sounds brilliant. 125 00:05:48,877 --> 00:05:50,210 Okay. 126 00:05:50,245 --> 00:05:52,146 These are our top picks 127 00:05:52,180 --> 00:05:57,084 for DiMaggio, Arthur Miller, and JFK. 128 00:05:57,118 --> 00:05:59,386 And I just got a call from the agent. 129 00:05:59,421 --> 00:06:01,689 Michael Swift is available, 130 00:06:01,723 --> 00:06:03,757 if you're interested in making him an offer for DiMaggio. 131 00:06:03,791 --> 00:06:07,328 He did a show with you, right? 132 00:06:07,362 --> 00:06:08,329 Yes. 133 00:06:08,363 --> 00:06:09,563 Well, he's terrific. 134 00:06:11,182 --> 00:06:13,000 Well, is he... Is he right for this? 135 00:06:13,034 --> 00:06:14,668 I've never seen him. 136 00:06:14,703 --> 00:06:18,772 Well, he's doing that Bruno Mars show at La Mama. 137 00:06:18,806 --> 00:06:20,607 Well, let's check him out tonight. 138 00:06:20,642 --> 00:06:25,012 Yes, I would die for you, baby 139 00:06:25,046 --> 00:06:27,581 easy come, easy go 140 00:06:27,615 --> 00:06:29,383 that's just how you live 141 00:06:29,417 --> 00:06:32,052 oh, take, take, take it all 142 00:06:32,087 --> 00:06:33,537 but you never give 143 00:06:33,588 --> 00:06:36,757 should've known you was trouble 144 00:06:36,791 --> 00:06:38,042 from the first kiss 145 00:06:38,093 --> 00:06:40,878 had your eyes wide open 146 00:06:40,929 --> 00:06:42,846 why were they open? 147 00:06:42,881 --> 00:06:44,398 Gave you all I had 148 00:06:44,432 --> 00:06:46,467 and you tsed it in the trash 149 00:06:46,501 --> 00:06:51,188 you tossed it in the trash, yes, you did 150 00:06:51,222 --> 00:06:53,690 to give me all your love 151 00:06:53,725 --> 00:06:56,193 is all I ever asked 152 00:06:56,227 --> 00:06:58,612 'cause what you don't understand 153 00:06:58,646 --> 00:07:03,083 is I'd catch a grenade for ya 154 00:07:03,118 --> 00:07:07,388 throw my hand on a blade for ya 155 00:07:07,422 --> 00:07:12,092 I'd jump in front of a train for ya 156 00:07:12,127 --> 00:07:16,563 you know I'd do anything for ya 157 00:07:16,598 --> 00:07:17,915 oh 158 00:07:17,966 --> 00:07:21,835 I would go through all this pain 159 00:07:21,869 --> 00:07:25,472 take a bullet straight through my brain 160 00:07:25,507 --> 00:07:29,676 yes, I would die for you, baby 161 00:07:29,711 --> 00:07:33,063 but you won't do the same 162 00:07:33,098 --> 00:07:36,784 Okay, he's sensational, but is he interested? 163 00:07:36,818 --> 00:07:40,421 Well, apparently, he's a huge baseball fan. 164 00:07:40,455 --> 00:07:42,856 Is that the same thing as a "yes"? 165 00:07:42,891 --> 00:07:44,074 Jerry, hello. 166 00:07:44,109 --> 00:07:47,694 Derek. Great to see you. 167 00:07:47,729 --> 00:07:49,997 Eileen, hi. 168 00:07:50,031 --> 00:07:52,766 Hello, Jerry. 169 00:07:52,801 --> 00:07:56,203 Listen, uh, Derek, I'm glad I bumped into you. 170 00:07:56,237 --> 00:07:57,604 You have to give me one more chance 171 00:07:57,639 --> 00:07:59,640 to tempt you back to My fair lady. 172 00:07:59,674 --> 00:08:01,809 Yeah, maybe we can talk about that in the morning, Jerry. 173 00:08:01,843 --> 00:08:05,479 We could be going by the end of the month. 174 00:08:05,513 --> 00:08:09,149 You look beautiful, Eileen. 175 00:08:09,184 --> 00:08:11,351 Nice earrings. 176 00:08:11,386 --> 00:08:14,288 Very quaint. 177 00:08:14,322 --> 00:08:17,391 Who gave 'em to ya? 178 00:08:19,594 --> 00:08:23,330 I'm sorry, I don't know why that keeps happening. 179 00:08:23,364 --> 00:08:25,833 I'm such a klutz. 180 00:08:25,867 --> 00:08:28,168 - Should we get some menus? - Sure. 181 00:08:29,937 --> 00:08:31,338 Well. 182 00:08:31,372 --> 00:08:33,373 In this business, any job is a good one. 183 00:08:33,408 --> 00:08:36,710 Only don't call it the "chorus," it's the "ensemble." 184 00:08:36,744 --> 00:08:38,412 Although, if you ask me, 185 00:08:38,446 --> 00:08:39,963 that's like calling garbage men "sanitation workers." 186 00:08:41,716 --> 00:08:43,800 It's a great project, and the music is incredible. 187 00:08:43,835 --> 00:08:45,002 When does it start? 188 00:08:45,053 --> 00:08:46,320 Well, it's a workshop, 189 00:08:46,354 --> 00:08:47,921 so they haven't finished casting it 190 00:08:47,956 --> 00:08:50,474 or even writing it, so their dates are flexible. 191 00:08:50,508 --> 00:08:54,394 - It's one of those. - Wait, one of what? 192 00:08:54,429 --> 00:08:59,233 Just you end up missing a lot of shifts with those things. 193 00:08:59,267 --> 00:09:01,318 And you know they pay next to nothing, right? 194 00:09:01,352 --> 00:09:03,704 And you're already taking this weekend off? 195 00:09:03,738 --> 00:09:05,739 I'm going to Iowa for a baby shower. 196 00:09:05,773 --> 00:09:07,524 Yeah. 197 00:09:07,575 --> 00:09:09,193 If you're gonna keep doing a lot of those workshops, 198 00:09:09,244 --> 00:09:11,245 that's the kind of thing that goes out the window. 199 00:09:22,090 --> 00:09:25,225 Doesn't it want to be a little more ballad-y? 200 00:09:25,260 --> 00:09:29,096 I like the Sinatra swing idea. 201 00:09:29,130 --> 00:09:30,514 I just think it... I think it needs more heart. 202 00:09:30,548 --> 00:09:34,301 I think it sounds amazing. 203 00:09:34,335 --> 00:09:36,803 Thank you, Ellis. 204 00:09:36,837 --> 00:09:39,189 Here, let me do that for you. 205 00:09:39,224 --> 00:09:40,440 I know, I know, I'm going. 206 00:09:40,475 --> 00:09:43,644 I have to get the dry-cleaning. 207 00:09:43,678 --> 00:09:45,245 And you have to be at the dentist at 4:00. 208 00:09:45,280 --> 00:09:46,747 - No, no, no! - You're doing it. 209 00:09:46,781 --> 00:09:48,782 I'm getting my teeth cleaned. 210 00:09:48,816 --> 00:09:51,485 "No, no, no." 211 00:09:51,519 --> 00:09:53,453 I like him. Why do you not like him? 212 00:09:53,488 --> 00:09:55,822 I don't have to like everybody. 213 00:09:55,857 --> 00:09:58,325 - You don't like Derek. - Do you like Derek? 214 00:09:58,359 --> 00:10:01,411 I do, actually. 215 00:10:01,462 --> 00:10:03,297 You like Derek. 216 00:10:03,331 --> 00:10:05,566 I think he's talented. 217 00:10:05,600 --> 00:10:07,167 You know what? 218 00:10:07,201 --> 00:10:10,070 Those two tigers that ended up eating siegfried and Roy were talented too. 219 00:10:10,104 --> 00:10:11,572 That's ridiculous. 220 00:10:11,606 --> 00:10:12,673 It's not ridiculous, it's true. 221 00:10:12,707 --> 00:10:13,807 That was a tragedy. 222 00:10:13,841 --> 00:10:15,175 That's my point. 223 00:10:17,979 --> 00:10:20,764 Mr. and Mrs. Smith. 224 00:10:20,815 --> 00:10:22,349 That's all Joe and Marilyn wanted. 225 00:10:22,383 --> 00:10:24,484 They just wanted to be a normal couple. 226 00:10:24,519 --> 00:10:25,986 That's not all they wanted. 227 00:10:26,020 --> 00:10:28,755 At this moment, in this song, it is. 228 00:10:28,790 --> 00:10:31,658 Speaking of Joe, Eileen and Derek apparently went to see 229 00:10:31,693 --> 00:10:33,327 Michael at that Bruno Mars thing down at La Mama. 230 00:10:33,361 --> 00:10:35,195 They loved him. 231 00:10:35,229 --> 00:10:37,664 Well, if he's doing 232 00:10:37,699 --> 00:10:40,033 that Bruno Mars thing down at LA mama, 233 00:10:40,068 --> 00:10:42,369 how's he available for the workshop? 234 00:10:42,403 --> 00:10:44,254 It's closing on Sunday. 235 00:10:44,289 --> 00:10:45,872 I heard it was extending. 236 00:10:45,906 --> 00:10:47,708 Not according to the agent. 237 00:10:47,742 --> 00:10:50,043 The agent. Now that's a reliable source. 238 00:10:50,077 --> 00:10:52,012 Why would he tell us his client was available 239 00:10:52,046 --> 00:10:53,513 if he wasn't? 240 00:10:53,548 --> 00:10:55,132 I just don't want you to get 241 00:10:55,183 --> 00:10:56,683 your heart set on someone who isn't available. 242 00:10:56,718 --> 00:10:58,602 And I'm not sure he's right. 243 00:10:58,636 --> 00:11:02,522 Are you kidding? He's perfect. 244 00:11:02,557 --> 00:11:05,993 You know, I don't love DiMaggio as a character. 245 00:11:06,027 --> 00:11:08,195 Maybe we don't need him. 246 00:11:08,229 --> 00:11:11,531 Great idea. 247 00:11:11,566 --> 00:11:13,634 Let's do Marilyn the musical without Joe DiMaggio. 248 00:11:13,668 --> 00:11:15,168 Hey, here's an idea. 249 00:11:15,203 --> 00:11:17,204 Let's skip Arthur Miller too. And JFK. 250 00:11:17,238 --> 00:11:21,308 Let's do it without men altogether. 251 00:11:21,342 --> 00:11:24,544 Chugga, chugga, chugga, chugga... 252 00:11:24,579 --> 00:11:25,746 No, don't do it. 253 00:11:29,584 --> 00:11:31,218 That's a good one. 254 00:11:31,252 --> 00:11:32,319 I have to go on the bridge. All right, here we go. 255 00:11:32,353 --> 00:11:36,023 Do it again. 256 00:11:36,057 --> 00:11:37,090 I know, I like this game too. 257 00:11:37,124 --> 00:11:38,592 When does it start? 258 00:11:38,626 --> 00:11:41,495 Three weeks. It's just a workshop. 259 00:11:41,529 --> 00:11:44,765 It's Marilyn Monroe and Joe DiMaggio. 260 00:11:44,799 --> 00:11:46,266 And they just offered it to you, right? 261 00:11:46,300 --> 00:11:48,101 It's a straight offer. 262 00:11:48,135 --> 00:11:50,170 Yeah, my agent's working on it. 263 00:11:50,204 --> 00:11:52,873 But, you know, it pays, like, 200 a week. 264 00:11:52,907 --> 00:11:55,342 Artie'd have to go into full-time day care. 265 00:11:55,376 --> 00:11:57,744 It's Joe DiMaggio, honey. 266 00:11:57,779 --> 00:11:59,696 And Julia Houston and Tom Levitt are writing it? 267 00:11:59,747 --> 00:12:01,081 Yeah. 268 00:12:01,115 --> 00:12:02,699 You told me you liked working with them. 269 00:12:02,750 --> 00:12:04,584 I loved it. 270 00:12:04,619 --> 00:12:06,853 So, if you have any questions, why don't you just call them? 271 00:12:06,888 --> 00:12:09,039 If I call, it's sort of like saying yes. 272 00:12:09,090 --> 00:12:10,424 And that's a problem because... 273 00:12:10,458 --> 00:12:13,260 Maybe I should keep myself open for once. 274 00:12:13,294 --> 00:12:15,545 There's a lot going on in television. 275 00:12:15,596 --> 00:12:18,131 So, you're gonna pass on playing Joe DiMaggio 276 00:12:18,165 --> 00:12:22,636 for something that might turn up in television? 277 00:12:22,670 --> 00:12:25,939 Daddy's crazy. 278 00:12:25,973 --> 00:12:26,940 - Want dinner? - Yeah. 279 00:12:26,974 --> 00:12:27,941 - Pizza? - Yeah, pizza. 280 00:12:27,975 --> 00:12:29,526 You want pizza? 281 00:12:29,560 --> 00:12:32,896 I'm so tired of revivals. Aren't you? 282 00:12:32,947 --> 00:12:34,898 What are the specs? 283 00:12:34,949 --> 00:12:38,385 Well, it's not going to be cheap. 284 00:12:38,419 --> 00:12:41,054 But given that we're taking on Marilyn Monroe, 285 00:12:41,089 --> 00:12:42,489 you wouldn't expect it to be. 286 00:12:42,523 --> 00:12:44,057 And what's Jerry's involvement, 287 00:12:44,092 --> 00:12:46,426 now that the two of you are split up? 288 00:12:46,461 --> 00:12:49,463 Jerry has no involvement. 289 00:12:49,497 --> 00:12:51,398 Really? 290 00:12:51,432 --> 00:12:52,716 You think that you can raise all this money yourself? 291 00:12:52,750 --> 00:12:56,403 I'm producing it myself. 292 00:12:56,437 --> 00:12:57,671 Which you've never done before. 293 00:12:57,705 --> 00:13:00,240 And all your assets are in escrow. 294 00:13:01,843 --> 00:13:04,344 It's only a workshop. All I need is 200,000. 295 00:13:04,378 --> 00:13:06,680 Good! 296 00:13:08,549 --> 00:13:10,984 I can never figure out what to pack for three days. 297 00:13:11,018 --> 00:13:12,986 Maybe I should just stay home. 298 00:13:13,020 --> 00:13:14,755 You've been looking forward to this for months. 299 00:13:14,789 --> 00:13:17,357 Let's be real. Baby showers are not that much fun. 300 00:13:17,391 --> 00:13:19,359 She's your best friend. 301 00:13:19,393 --> 00:13:22,028 And she's holding a baby shower in a karaoke bar. 302 00:13:22,063 --> 00:13:23,296 I think that sounds like fun. 303 00:13:26,234 --> 00:13:27,834 I'm worried about money. 304 00:13:27,869 --> 00:13:30,003 If I go, I'll miss four shifts at work. 305 00:13:30,037 --> 00:13:34,007 The workshop starts, I'll miss even more. 306 00:13:34,041 --> 00:13:38,545 Karen, if you don't want to go, then don't go. 307 00:13:38,579 --> 00:13:42,516 But you can't not go because of money. 308 00:13:42,550 --> 00:13:45,519 I can cover us. 309 00:13:45,553 --> 00:13:48,054 I don't know if I'm ready for that. 310 00:13:48,089 --> 00:13:50,390 Well, you don't have to decide this second. 311 00:13:50,424 --> 00:13:54,127 Go home. Have a good time. Then we can talk about it. 312 00:13:54,162 --> 00:13:56,363 You've already paid for the plane ticket. 313 00:13:56,397 --> 00:13:57,964 And besides, the entire state of Iowa 314 00:13:57,999 --> 00:13:59,866 would be crushed if you don't show up. 315 00:14:01,652 --> 00:14:03,670 That's true. 316 00:14:03,704 --> 00:14:05,956 Come on, let's get you packed. 317 00:14:05,990 --> 00:14:09,042 How'd you get that job anyway? 318 00:14:09,076 --> 00:14:10,477 I mean, you walk into New York, 319 00:14:10,511 --> 00:14:12,629 and Tom Levitt hires you to be his assistant? 320 00:14:12,663 --> 00:14:13,914 He's huge. 321 00:14:13,948 --> 00:14:16,249 My mom knew his brother in college. 322 00:14:17,885 --> 00:14:19,886 Slept with his brother in college. 323 00:14:19,921 --> 00:14:22,255 - Are they paying you? - Of course they're paying me. 324 00:14:22,290 --> 00:14:23,757 Tom pays me. 325 00:14:23,791 --> 00:14:25,158 I don't mean paying you to get coffee, 326 00:14:25,193 --> 00:14:27,160 paying you for the idea. 327 00:14:27,195 --> 00:14:28,728 They should pay you for that. 328 00:14:28,763 --> 00:14:30,497 I don't get paid for that. 329 00:14:30,531 --> 00:14:33,667 It's your idea. 330 00:14:33,701 --> 00:14:35,569 No, I'm good. 331 00:14:42,543 --> 00:14:44,711 What did they want? 332 00:14:44,745 --> 00:14:47,781 Joe and Marilyn. What did they yearn for? 333 00:14:47,815 --> 00:14:52,035 They didn't want publicists around all the time. 334 00:14:52,086 --> 00:14:53,787 They got tired of the phones ringing all the time. 335 00:14:53,821 --> 00:14:55,872 What did they want? 336 00:14:55,923 --> 00:14:58,959 A nice, little house. 337 00:14:58,993 --> 00:15:01,928 A home-cooked meal. 338 00:15:01,963 --> 00:15:04,130 DiMaggio loved his sister's meatballs. 339 00:15:04,165 --> 00:15:05,632 That's not what they wanted. 340 00:15:05,666 --> 00:15:07,767 It is, actually. 341 00:15:07,802 --> 00:15:09,369 They also wanted the phones to stop ringing, 342 00:15:09,403 --> 00:15:10,804 and their stupid publicists to leave them alone. 343 00:15:10,838 --> 00:15:15,191 They wanted a simple life together 344 00:15:15,226 --> 00:15:20,213 that was uncomplicated. 345 00:15:20,248 --> 00:15:23,783 Marriage is a good thing. 346 00:15:25,286 --> 00:15:26,987 "Marriage is a good thing." 347 00:15:27,021 --> 00:15:31,992 Who's arguing with you? 348 00:15:32,026 --> 00:15:35,595 "Marriage is a good thing." 349 00:15:35,630 --> 00:15:36,897 What are you looking for? 350 00:15:36,931 --> 00:15:38,632 My... my notebook. 351 00:15:38,666 --> 00:15:40,300 I want to see what I put down for the first draft. 352 00:15:40,334 --> 00:15:41,434 Where's my bag? 353 00:15:41,469 --> 00:15:44,137 It's in the kitchen. 354 00:15:44,171 --> 00:15:46,056 I had Ellis call Eileen's office. 355 00:15:46,090 --> 00:15:47,807 They made an offer to Michael. 356 00:15:47,842 --> 00:15:49,342 I'm telling you, Tom, it's a long shot. 357 00:15:49,376 --> 00:15:52,378 He's not gonna do it. 358 00:16:21,590 --> 00:16:24,508 There she is. 359 00:16:24,543 --> 00:16:27,178 - What happened to the beard? - Your mom hated it. 360 00:16:28,930 --> 00:16:31,232 Look at you. You need help, mom? 361 00:16:31,266 --> 00:16:33,551 Let me get that, honey. Y-you go on in. 362 00:16:33,602 --> 00:16:34,568 Okay. 363 00:16:36,638 --> 00:16:37,972 Bring half of New York with ya? 364 00:16:46,398 --> 00:16:49,283 She didn't get that big part. 365 00:16:49,317 --> 00:16:52,386 She give you any details? What happened? 366 00:16:52,420 --> 00:16:55,089 You know, I can hear you. 367 00:17:01,079 --> 00:17:04,164 Your... your mom was just filling me in. 368 00:17:04,198 --> 00:17:06,100 I'm fine, daddy. 369 00:17:06,134 --> 00:17:09,169 I didn't get the lead, but it was a total long shot anyway. 370 00:17:09,204 --> 00:17:11,805 I'm gonna be in the ensemble. I'm so excited. 371 00:17:11,840 --> 00:17:13,641 It's a workshop, so I'm... 372 00:17:13,675 --> 00:17:15,309 I'm getting in on the ground floor, 373 00:17:15,343 --> 00:17:17,511 and the people who are writing it 374 00:17:17,546 --> 00:17:19,413 are, like, the top New York composers. 375 00:17:19,447 --> 00:17:22,149 It's... it's totally a huge opportunity. 376 00:17:22,183 --> 00:17:25,819 So, what does this workshop pay? 377 00:17:25,854 --> 00:17:27,521 200 a week. 378 00:17:27,555 --> 00:17:30,991 Will they hold your job for you while you do it? 379 00:17:31,026 --> 00:17:33,327 Roger! 380 00:17:33,361 --> 00:17:35,629 I got it, mom. Thanks. 381 00:17:35,664 --> 00:17:37,281 Daddy... 382 00:17:37,332 --> 00:17:39,600 I'm really glad to be here. 383 00:17:39,634 --> 00:17:41,702 And tomorrow I'm going to marlena's baby shower 384 00:17:41,736 --> 00:17:44,371 and for two days, I'm not gonna even think about Broadway. 385 00:17:50,712 --> 00:17:52,212 Bye, guys. We'll be at vintage. 386 00:17:52,246 --> 00:17:53,280 Bye, Luce. 387 00:17:53,315 --> 00:17:54,265 It hasn't been that long. 388 00:17:54,299 --> 00:17:55,716 It's been three days. 389 00:17:55,750 --> 00:17:57,017 Three days isn't long. 390 00:17:57,052 --> 00:17:58,218 Yeah, if you're in high school, 391 00:17:58,253 --> 00:17:59,353 and your boyfriend is an idiot. 392 00:17:59,387 --> 00:18:00,938 The theater is high school, 393 00:18:00,972 --> 00:18:02,139 and directors are the biggest idiots out there. 394 00:18:02,190 --> 00:18:03,807 Right. 395 00:18:03,858 --> 00:18:05,392 Are you two trying to make me feel better or worse? 396 00:18:05,427 --> 00:18:06,961 Look, why don't you just call him? 397 00:18:06,995 --> 00:18:08,662 Because I don't want to be pushy. 398 00:18:08,697 --> 00:18:10,481 Every time Marilyn tried to be pushy, it backfired. 399 00:18:10,532 --> 00:18:13,484 Marilyn was famous for knowing how to dial a phone. 400 00:18:13,535 --> 00:18:15,502 What do you think it means that we never go to his place? 401 00:18:15,537 --> 00:18:16,670 Why don't you ask him? 402 00:18:16,705 --> 00:18:18,505 Why don't you just call Derek? 403 00:18:18,540 --> 00:18:21,408 I'm getting a call? What for? 404 00:18:21,443 --> 00:18:23,010 You've already got the part. 405 00:18:23,044 --> 00:18:24,645 Derek, what're you doing here? 406 00:18:24,679 --> 00:18:25,746 Well, that's nice, I can go. 407 00:18:25,780 --> 00:18:27,381 - No, no, no. - See ya, Ivy. 408 00:18:27,415 --> 00:18:28,882 We're outta here. 409 00:18:33,355 --> 00:18:35,022 I saw the show tonight. 410 00:18:35,056 --> 00:18:36,490 You were terrific. 411 00:18:36,524 --> 00:18:39,026 I look like a duck in that costume. 412 00:18:40,962 --> 00:18:43,347 A very fetching duck. 413 00:18:56,611 --> 00:18:59,246 What's that? 414 00:18:59,280 --> 00:19:02,016 Julia's notebook. 415 00:19:02,050 --> 00:19:05,185 Julia's notebook? What are you doing with it? 416 00:19:05,220 --> 00:19:06,720 I took it. 417 00:19:06,755 --> 00:19:08,288 You took it? 418 00:19:08,323 --> 00:19:09,723 Well, you gave me the idea. 419 00:19:09,758 --> 00:19:11,625 I did not. 420 00:19:11,660 --> 00:19:12,860 Okay, you said they should be paying me, 421 00:19:12,894 --> 00:19:14,895 and they should. 422 00:19:14,929 --> 00:19:16,230 And they're not. 423 00:19:16,264 --> 00:19:18,632 That Julia has it in for me. 424 00:19:18,667 --> 00:19:20,300 Seriously, she's a problem, 425 00:19:20,335 --> 00:19:22,903 and I'm not just gonna lie down for it. 426 00:19:22,937 --> 00:19:24,738 I'm allowed to defend myself, right? 427 00:19:24,773 --> 00:19:28,392 By stealing from her? 428 00:19:28,443 --> 00:19:30,027 I'm gonna give it back. 429 00:19:30,061 --> 00:19:31,712 I never said I wasn't gonna give it back, 430 00:19:31,746 --> 00:19:35,032 I just want to see if there's anything interesting. 431 00:19:35,066 --> 00:19:36,216 Is there? 432 00:19:36,251 --> 00:19:39,053 Mostly song lyrics, but... 433 00:19:39,087 --> 00:19:40,387 Hang on. 434 00:19:40,422 --> 00:19:42,790 What? 435 00:19:43,825 --> 00:19:45,459 I wanna see it. 436 00:19:45,493 --> 00:19:46,460 You little spy. 437 00:19:46,494 --> 00:19:48,829 I'm a spy now. 438 00:19:48,863 --> 00:19:50,464 You're a secret agent. 439 00:19:50,498 --> 00:19:53,500 That's right I am. 440 00:19:56,271 --> 00:19:59,373 - He's so beautiful. - I know. 441 00:20:03,278 --> 00:20:06,580 I just want to be a great father. 442 00:20:06,614 --> 00:20:10,918 Theater's so irresponsible, and... 443 00:20:10,952 --> 00:20:15,689 I need to support us. I need to support him. 444 00:20:15,724 --> 00:20:20,027 You need to be the best man that you can be. 445 00:20:22,130 --> 00:20:27,101 I think that Artie would love to see his dad play Joe DiMaggio. 446 00:20:27,135 --> 00:20:32,106 Even for $200 a week. 447 00:20:47,255 --> 00:20:50,457 Michael. 448 00:20:50,492 --> 00:20:52,359 Julia, hi. 449 00:20:52,393 --> 00:20:53,694 I didn't expect to see you here. 450 00:20:53,728 --> 00:20:57,564 Likewise. 451 00:20:57,599 --> 00:21:01,835 I wanted to talk Eileen through the new outline. 452 00:21:01,870 --> 00:21:02,836 She's not in yet. 453 00:21:04,439 --> 00:21:07,207 Would you mind giving this to her, please? 454 00:21:07,242 --> 00:21:09,510 I'll put it right on her desk. 455 00:21:09,544 --> 00:21:11,144 Thanks. 456 00:21:14,448 --> 00:21:16,250 Show's great. 457 00:21:16,284 --> 00:21:18,418 Well, it's not really a show yet. 458 00:21:18,453 --> 00:21:20,521 It's just a concept and a few songs. 459 00:21:20,555 --> 00:21:21,922 It's more than that. 460 00:21:21,956 --> 00:21:24,525 I think what you have is terrific. 461 00:21:24,559 --> 00:21:26,593 I'm in. 462 00:21:27,796 --> 00:21:31,231 That's great. 463 00:21:31,266 --> 00:21:32,933 When we didn't hear from you right away, 464 00:21:32,967 --> 00:21:35,169 I-I-I thought that you might pass. 465 00:21:35,203 --> 00:21:40,324 Yeah, I thought I might too. 466 00:21:40,358 --> 00:21:42,276 How's Frank? 467 00:21:42,310 --> 00:21:44,211 - He's great. - And Leo? 468 00:21:44,245 --> 00:21:46,346 He's great too. 469 00:21:47,715 --> 00:21:50,684 - I got married. - I heard. Yeah. 470 00:21:50,718 --> 00:21:52,786 I have a kid. 471 00:21:52,821 --> 00:21:55,422 That's... 472 00:21:55,456 --> 00:21:57,457 That's great. 473 00:22:07,235 --> 00:22:12,222 You smell good. 474 00:22:15,577 --> 00:22:17,578 See you in rehearsal. 475 00:22:17,612 --> 00:22:19,613 Yeah. 476 00:22:31,670 --> 00:22:34,022 - Excuse me, Mrs. Rand. - Yes. 477 00:22:34,056 --> 00:22:38,176 A gentleman at the bar sent this over for you. 478 00:22:42,976 --> 00:22:44,409 Someone at the bar sent me this? 479 00:22:44,444 --> 00:22:49,181 And he also thought you would like this. 480 00:22:49,215 --> 00:22:51,316 It's a Manhattan. 481 00:22:54,621 --> 00:22:56,488 It's for throwing. 482 00:22:56,523 --> 00:22:58,490 I'm meeting someone, Jerry. 483 00:22:58,525 --> 00:22:59,792 Manny Azenberg. 484 00:22:59,826 --> 00:23:01,360 I bumped into him this afternoon. 485 00:23:01,394 --> 00:23:02,795 He told me you were having dinner 486 00:23:02,829 --> 00:23:05,631 to talk about this "Marilyn" thing. 487 00:23:05,665 --> 00:23:07,099 I said there had to be some mistake, 488 00:23:07,133 --> 00:23:09,368 because you and I were having dinner. 489 00:23:09,402 --> 00:23:11,537 For goodness sake. 490 00:23:11,571 --> 00:23:14,673 Eileen. Have dinner with me. 491 00:23:14,707 --> 00:23:16,542 I'm not having dinner with you. 492 00:23:16,576 --> 00:23:19,278 - You're divorcing me. - You're divorcing me. 493 00:23:19,312 --> 00:23:20,712 Yes, I am. Go back to your blondes. 494 00:23:20,747 --> 00:23:21,880 They're boring. 495 00:23:21,915 --> 00:23:24,183 They all blend together. 496 00:23:24,217 --> 00:23:27,953 You never do. 497 00:23:27,987 --> 00:23:30,656 You like the earrings? 498 00:23:30,690 --> 00:23:34,226 They're lovely. You have exquisite taste. 499 00:23:34,260 --> 00:23:36,061 When you weren't cheating on me, 500 00:23:36,095 --> 00:23:39,298 it was one of the things I really enjoyed about you. 501 00:23:39,332 --> 00:23:44,303 I saw them in the window of a little boutique in Soho. 502 00:23:46,005 --> 00:23:50,008 They look so much like you. 503 00:23:50,043 --> 00:23:52,344 Come here. 504 00:23:52,378 --> 00:23:53,478 - Don't even... - Come here. 505 00:23:53,513 --> 00:23:57,416 Try touching me. 506 00:23:57,450 --> 00:23:59,668 Fine. 507 00:23:59,719 --> 00:24:04,089 Look, Manny is, in fact, interested in Marilyn. 508 00:24:04,123 --> 00:24:06,024 He's ready to come in. 509 00:24:06,059 --> 00:24:08,660 He hasn't even seen the specs. 510 00:24:08,695 --> 00:24:11,263 I was gonna walk him through them tonight. 511 00:24:11,297 --> 00:24:13,665 Eileen, I talked to him. He's in. 512 00:24:13,700 --> 00:24:15,167 For crying out loud. 513 00:24:15,201 --> 00:24:16,902 What do you think you're doing? 514 00:24:16,936 --> 00:24:19,371 I think I'm helping you get your musical produced. 515 00:24:19,405 --> 00:24:20,739 That's what I thought you thought you were doing, 516 00:24:20,773 --> 00:24:22,174 but you know what? 517 00:24:22,208 --> 00:24:23,525 That's not what you're doing. 518 00:24:23,576 --> 00:24:26,211 One of the last great theater producers 519 00:24:26,246 --> 00:24:29,281 has signed on to your little... musical. 520 00:24:29,315 --> 00:24:30,682 Because of me. 521 00:24:30,717 --> 00:24:33,418 You know those earrings you made fun of? 522 00:24:33,453 --> 00:24:34,853 Well, clearly you thought 523 00:24:34,888 --> 00:24:36,889 someone else had bought them for me. 524 00:24:36,923 --> 00:24:38,457 And that's what pissed you off. 525 00:24:38,491 --> 00:24:40,225 And that's what this is all about. 526 00:24:40,260 --> 00:24:43,362 Come on. 527 00:24:43,396 --> 00:24:47,366 I bought them myself, Jerry. 528 00:24:47,400 --> 00:24:49,401 I bought those earrings for myself. 529 00:24:49,435 --> 00:24:51,436 And you know what? 530 00:24:51,471 --> 00:24:56,475 This is my musical, and I am producing it by myself. 531 00:25:07,906 --> 00:25:10,657 This is great. I didn't even know it was back here. 532 00:25:10,692 --> 00:25:12,943 And the food is amazing. 533 00:25:12,977 --> 00:25:14,578 So, how are things at Heaven on earth? 534 00:25:14,612 --> 00:25:16,446 Fine. Terrific. 535 00:25:16,481 --> 00:25:18,682 It's such a fun show to do every night. 536 00:25:18,716 --> 00:25:20,250 I know your contract is coming up. 537 00:25:20,285 --> 00:25:22,169 Well, yeah. 538 00:25:22,203 --> 00:25:23,921 Unfortunately, I don't have a clue about the running costs, 539 00:25:23,955 --> 00:25:25,022 so I don't know what they're gonna be offering 540 00:25:25,056 --> 00:25:26,423 by way of a bump. 541 00:25:26,457 --> 00:25:28,058 But I know everyone wants you to stay, 542 00:25:28,092 --> 00:25:29,593 and hopes you will stay. 543 00:25:29,627 --> 00:25:31,528 I-I don't need a... 544 00:25:31,563 --> 00:25:34,298 That's not why I asked you to lunch. 545 00:25:34,332 --> 00:25:35,432 It's not? 546 00:25:35,466 --> 00:25:36,967 No. 547 00:25:37,001 --> 00:25:40,637 Actually, I was... 548 00:25:40,671 --> 00:25:45,642 I was asking you on a date. 549 00:25:45,676 --> 00:25:47,811 A date. 550 00:25:47,845 --> 00:25:49,913 Yes. 551 00:25:49,948 --> 00:25:51,748 I was feeling kind of shy about it. 552 00:25:51,783 --> 00:25:53,066 But Ivy... 553 00:25:53,117 --> 00:25:54,651 You know, she told me to go for it. 554 00:25:54,686 --> 00:25:56,620 And I thought, "why not?" 555 00:25:56,654 --> 00:25:58,088 She's dating Derek Wills. 556 00:25:58,122 --> 00:26:01,074 Why shouldn't I... 557 00:26:01,125 --> 00:26:05,295 Ivy is dating Derek Wills? 558 00:26:05,330 --> 00:26:08,031 It's not actually a secret. 559 00:26:08,066 --> 00:26:10,767 They're having sex in the dressing room. 560 00:26:13,104 --> 00:26:15,072 Really? 561 00:26:15,106 --> 00:26:16,556 It is completely unethical. 562 00:26:16,591 --> 00:26:18,008 People have sex all the time, Tom. 563 00:26:18,042 --> 00:26:19,743 It is hardly considered unethical. 564 00:26:19,777 --> 00:26:21,511 He is taking advantage of her. 565 00:26:21,545 --> 00:26:22,679 Maybe Ivy's taking advantage of him. 566 00:26:22,714 --> 00:26:24,181 She did get the part. 567 00:26:24,215 --> 00:26:26,733 She got the part because she was fantastic. 568 00:26:26,768 --> 00:26:28,785 And sleeping with the director probably didn't hurt either. 569 00:26:28,820 --> 00:26:30,821 That's ridiculous. 570 00:26:30,855 --> 00:26:32,923 And by the way, it proves my point. 571 00:26:32,957 --> 00:26:34,157 I don't think it does. 572 00:26:34,192 --> 00:26:36,076 It's show business. 573 00:26:36,110 --> 00:26:38,195 In shows, people... 574 00:26:38,229 --> 00:26:41,632 They sleep together. It happens. It just happens. 575 00:26:41,666 --> 00:26:43,867 So, you don't care. 576 00:26:43,901 --> 00:26:44,968 Of course I care. 577 00:26:45,003 --> 00:26:46,970 I guess I just don't judge. 578 00:26:47,005 --> 00:26:50,090 Well... I do! 579 00:26:50,124 --> 00:26:52,843 Come on. Don't walk away. 580 00:26:52,877 --> 00:26:55,095 Come on! Tom! 581 00:26:55,129 --> 00:26:58,181 - Hi. - Ellis... 582 00:26:58,216 --> 00:26:59,383 I didn't know that you were here. 583 00:26:59,417 --> 00:27:01,385 I was just straightening up. 584 00:27:01,419 --> 00:27:03,353 He sounds really upset. 585 00:27:03,388 --> 00:27:05,222 - Yes, he is. Excuse me. - Can I just... I'm sorry. 586 00:27:05,256 --> 00:27:07,024 What is it? 587 00:27:07,058 --> 00:27:08,358 I just feel like maybe you should 588 00:27:08,393 --> 00:27:11,128 give him a little space right now. 589 00:27:11,162 --> 00:27:13,664 Well, I think that I don't need Tom's assistant 590 00:27:13,698 --> 00:27:16,166 explaining to me how to handle him. 591 00:27:16,200 --> 00:27:19,069 You know what? I'm gonna get you a cup of tea. 592 00:27:19,103 --> 00:27:21,571 No, I don't need you to make me a cup of tea. 593 00:27:21,606 --> 00:27:23,156 What I really need... 594 00:27:23,207 --> 00:27:25,075 Actually, you know what I need? 595 00:27:25,109 --> 00:27:28,545 Is for you to go. 596 00:27:28,579 --> 00:27:29,546 Can you go? 597 00:27:29,580 --> 00:27:31,314 Tom is upset, 598 00:27:31,349 --> 00:27:34,351 and he and I have a few things that we need to work out, 599 00:27:34,385 --> 00:27:37,187 and we're gonna need privacy to do it. 600 00:27:37,221 --> 00:27:40,090 But I don't work for you. I work for Tom. 601 00:27:40,124 --> 00:27:41,992 You can't actually just order me to leave his apartment 602 00:27:42,026 --> 00:27:44,728 because I don't work for you. 603 00:27:44,762 --> 00:27:46,163 Listen... 604 00:27:46,197 --> 00:27:47,831 You should be careful about what you say next. 605 00:27:47,865 --> 00:27:52,152 You have a real problem with your temper, you know that? 606 00:27:52,186 --> 00:27:55,238 I fired you once. I can do it again. 607 00:27:55,273 --> 00:27:57,207 You can sure try. 608 00:27:57,241 --> 00:27:59,109 And then we'll see if it sticks, 609 00:27:59,143 --> 00:28:00,610 because it kinda didn't the last time. 610 00:28:00,645 --> 00:28:03,113 Did it? 611 00:28:03,147 --> 00:28:06,016 I'm really glad we cleared the air. 612 00:28:06,050 --> 00:28:07,000 And you know what? 613 00:28:07,034 --> 00:28:09,252 I found your notebook. 614 00:28:09,287 --> 00:28:11,204 It was underneath Tom's mail, and he looked all over for it. 615 00:28:11,255 --> 00:28:15,759 And I knew you were really worried about it, so... 616 00:28:15,793 --> 00:28:17,728 - Thanks. - You're welcome. 617 00:28:21,006 --> 00:28:22,106 - My God, there she is. - My God! 618 00:28:22,140 --> 00:28:23,390 Hi! 619 00:28:23,425 --> 00:28:25,342 Karen Cartwright, Broadway baby! 620 00:28:25,376 --> 00:28:26,343 Excuse me. 621 00:28:27,979 --> 00:28:29,396 Sorry. 622 00:28:29,431 --> 00:28:30,981 - Hi! - Hi! Thank you. 623 00:28:31,016 --> 00:28:33,767 Baby. My baby. 624 00:28:33,819 --> 00:28:35,686 - Hi. - Amy. You look so pretty. 625 00:28:35,720 --> 00:28:37,154 My gosh. 626 00:28:37,189 --> 00:28:39,790 That was a fast one you pulled on me, Manny. 627 00:28:39,825 --> 00:28:42,059 Standing me up yesterday. 628 00:28:42,093 --> 00:28:44,962 Jerry wants something, he can be pretty persuasive. 629 00:28:44,996 --> 00:28:49,700 Yes, well, we're here now. Let me run you through this. 630 00:28:49,734 --> 00:28:52,303 Our Marilyn is a terrific musical theater actress 631 00:28:52,337 --> 00:28:54,839 by the name of Ivy Lynn. 632 00:28:54,873 --> 00:28:57,474 She's a completely thrilling talent. 633 00:28:57,509 --> 00:29:00,044 - She did a year in wicked. - Yeah. 634 00:29:00,078 --> 00:29:04,014 I heard you're going to do this without a star. 635 00:29:04,049 --> 00:29:05,983 Well, I'm glad to hear people are talking about us. 636 00:29:06,017 --> 00:29:07,551 Who'd you hear that from, Manny? 637 00:29:07,586 --> 00:29:11,388 Who do you think? 638 00:29:11,423 --> 00:29:12,723 Let me run you through this. 639 00:29:12,757 --> 00:29:14,692 Jerry already did. 640 00:29:14,726 --> 00:29:15,960 Jerry isn't producing this with me. 641 00:29:15,994 --> 00:29:17,228 Well, when he is, let me know. 642 00:29:17,262 --> 00:29:20,231 No disrespect, Eileen. 643 00:29:20,265 --> 00:29:22,066 But I'm just more comfortable 644 00:29:22,100 --> 00:29:25,736 dealing with him on the business side. 645 00:29:25,770 --> 00:29:27,671 He wants to support you? 646 00:29:27,706 --> 00:29:29,740 Your boyfriend sounds awesome. 647 00:29:29,774 --> 00:29:32,009 He is awesome, but I don't want him supporting me. 648 00:29:32,043 --> 00:29:34,511 You know, feminism's overrated. 649 00:29:34,546 --> 00:29:36,714 - What does that mean? - It means don't be an idiot. 650 00:29:36,748 --> 00:29:39,416 It is awesome your boyfriend wants to support you. 651 00:29:39,451 --> 00:29:42,152 And half our class is already married. 652 00:29:42,187 --> 00:29:43,187 It's a pretty good deal. 653 00:29:43,221 --> 00:29:48,092 This is adorable! 654 00:29:48,126 --> 00:29:50,861 My God, the baby's gonna love this. 655 00:29:50,896 --> 00:29:51,996 It's for you, actually. 656 00:29:52,030 --> 00:29:54,098 Really? For me? 657 00:29:54,132 --> 00:29:55,766 You're having a baby. It's a big commitment. 658 00:29:55,800 --> 00:29:57,735 You're gonna need a friend, so you... 659 00:29:57,769 --> 00:29:59,370 Hug him, and call me. 660 00:30:00,872 --> 00:30:02,189 You know nothing about having babies, 661 00:30:02,240 --> 00:30:04,325 and you're gonna be totally useless. 662 00:30:04,359 --> 00:30:06,193 That's true. 663 00:30:06,244 --> 00:30:08,946 Time for some karaoke! 664 00:30:08,980 --> 00:30:10,614 Hey, Broadway! 665 00:30:10,649 --> 00:30:12,449 - No. - You wanna give me a present? 666 00:30:12,484 --> 00:30:13,617 Get up there and sing. 667 00:30:13,651 --> 00:30:14,618 Come on, come on, come on. 668 00:30:14,652 --> 00:30:16,170 I just gave you a present. 669 00:30:16,204 --> 00:30:17,955 - You always... - Come on. Hurry, hurry. 670 00:30:17,989 --> 00:30:19,790 Do I even get to pick my own song this time? 671 00:30:19,824 --> 00:30:20,925 It's my shower, you sing my song. 672 00:30:20,959 --> 00:30:22,626 - No. - Yes! 673 00:30:22,660 --> 00:30:24,962 Great. Like I've never sung this one before. 674 00:30:24,996 --> 00:30:26,297 I love when you sing this song. 675 00:30:27,549 --> 00:30:29,934 - Can I eat that? - Thanks. 676 00:30:29,968 --> 00:30:31,602 Well, I ain't never 677 00:30:31,636 --> 00:30:32,970 Yes!- 678 00:30:33,004 --> 00:30:35,272 Been the Barbie doll type Yeah! 679 00:30:35,307 --> 00:30:37,474 No, I can't swig 680 00:30:37,508 --> 00:30:38,976 that chic champagne 681 00:30:39,010 --> 00:30:40,978 I'd rather drink beer all night 682 00:30:41,012 --> 00:30:43,647 in a tavern, or in a honky tonk 683 00:30:43,681 --> 00:30:46,450 or on a four-wheel drive tailgate 684 00:30:46,484 --> 00:30:49,069 I've got posters on my wall 685 00:30:49,120 --> 00:30:51,288 of skynyrd, kid, and strait 686 00:30:51,323 --> 00:30:54,058 some people look down on me 687 00:30:54,092 --> 00:30:56,493 but I don't give a rip 688 00:30:56,527 --> 00:30:58,095 I'll stand barefooted 689 00:30:58,129 --> 00:31:01,248 in my own front yard with a baby on my hip 690 00:31:01,299 --> 00:31:03,667 'cause I'm a redneck woman 691 00:31:03,701 --> 00:31:06,553 I ain't no high-class broad 692 00:31:06,588 --> 00:31:09,239 I'm just a product of my raisin' 693 00:31:09,274 --> 00:31:12,092 I say, "hey, y'all," and "yee haw" 694 00:31:12,143 --> 00:31:14,645 and I keep my Christmas lights on 695 00:31:14,679 --> 00:31:17,731 on my front porch all year long 696 00:31:17,766 --> 00:31:19,233 and I know all the words 697 00:31:19,267 --> 00:31:22,736 to every Tanya Tucker song 698 00:31:22,771 --> 00:31:25,572 so here's to all my sisters out there 699 00:31:25,607 --> 00:31:27,858 keepin' it country 700 00:31:27,892 --> 00:31:30,611 and let me get a big "hell yeah" 701 00:31:30,662 --> 00:31:32,579 from the redneck girls like me 702 00:31:32,614 --> 00:31:33,697 hell yeah 703 00:31:33,731 --> 00:31:35,366 Hell yeah! 704 00:31:35,400 --> 00:31:37,368 Come on! 705 00:31:37,402 --> 00:31:40,454 Get up here, you guys! 706 00:31:42,740 --> 00:31:45,459 Hey, I'm a redneck woman 707 00:31:45,510 --> 00:31:48,612 I ain't no high-class broad 708 00:31:48,646 --> 00:31:50,764 I'm just a product of my raisin' 709 00:31:50,799 --> 00:31:53,517 and I say, "hey, y'all," and "yee haw" 710 00:31:53,551 --> 00:31:57,021 I keep my Christmas lights on 711 00:31:57,055 --> 00:31:59,139 on my front porch all year long 712 00:31:59,190 --> 00:32:00,891 and I know all the words 713 00:32:00,925 --> 00:32:04,061 to every ol' bocephus song 714 00:32:04,095 --> 00:32:06,980 so here's to all my sisters out there 715 00:32:07,032 --> 00:32:09,450 keepin' it country 716 00:32:09,484 --> 00:32:12,619 let me get a big "hell yeah" 717 00:32:12,654 --> 00:32:15,372 from the redneck girls like me 718 00:32:15,407 --> 00:32:16,990 Hell yeah! 719 00:32:17,042 --> 00:32:19,209 I said hell yeah Hell yeah! 720 00:32:19,244 --> 00:32:22,629 I said hell yeah... - Hell yeah! 721 00:32:22,664 --> 00:32:25,632 Yeah... 722 00:32:25,667 --> 00:32:29,136 Oh, yes... 723 00:32:31,456 --> 00:32:33,173 Thank you. 724 00:32:33,224 --> 00:32:35,893 All right. All right, who's next? 725 00:32:43,368 --> 00:32:47,237 Derek, can I... 726 00:32:47,272 --> 00:32:49,106 Can I ask you a question? 727 00:32:49,140 --> 00:32:52,943 Sure. 728 00:32:52,977 --> 00:32:55,112 Why don't we ever go to your place? 729 00:32:55,146 --> 00:32:58,282 Oh, God. 730 00:32:58,316 --> 00:33:00,084 What? 731 00:33:00,118 --> 00:33:03,087 It's ridiculous, really. 732 00:33:04,722 --> 00:33:07,391 My neighbors on the floor below, um, 733 00:33:07,425 --> 00:33:10,861 they've just installed a new stove. 734 00:33:10,895 --> 00:33:12,196 - Stove. - Yeah. 735 00:33:12,230 --> 00:33:14,064 You know, one of those giant things. 736 00:33:14,099 --> 00:33:15,799 You know, it takes up half a room. 737 00:33:15,834 --> 00:33:19,069 It's so big, it has to have entirely new gas pipes, 738 00:33:19,104 --> 00:33:21,238 so they've turned off the gas, and now they've broken the gas, 739 00:33:21,272 --> 00:33:23,140 and now I have no gas. 740 00:33:25,143 --> 00:33:26,777 You can laugh. 741 00:33:26,811 --> 00:33:28,712 But the whole building's a wreck. 742 00:33:28,746 --> 00:33:30,781 My kitchen's a disaster area. I can't even boil an egg. 743 00:33:30,815 --> 00:33:32,816 - No... - It's not funny. 744 00:33:32,851 --> 00:33:36,420 No, no, I just... 745 00:33:36,454 --> 00:33:40,491 I thought you didn't want me in your home or something. 746 00:33:40,525 --> 00:33:44,895 Darling. 747 00:33:44,929 --> 00:33:48,932 I want you everywhere. 748 00:33:54,973 --> 00:33:59,977 So, no worries, all right? 749 00:34:17,795 --> 00:34:20,797 nothing can beat the view 750 00:34:20,832 --> 00:34:22,179 when as far... 751 00:34:22,180 --> 00:34:24,535 as the eye can see 752 00:34:24,569 --> 00:34:26,003 there's... 753 00:34:26,037 --> 00:34:27,938 No one but Mr. 754 00:34:27,972 --> 00:34:30,841 No one but Mrs. 755 00:34:30,875 --> 00:34:34,461 Smith and... 756 00:34:34,512 --> 00:34:37,514 I'm sorry we got into a fight. 757 00:34:37,549 --> 00:34:40,551 Me too. 758 00:34:44,722 --> 00:34:45,789 I've got to tell you something. 759 00:34:45,823 --> 00:34:47,474 No, it's okay. 760 00:34:47,525 --> 00:34:49,560 I know I'm uptight about Derek, and I need to relax. 761 00:34:49,594 --> 00:34:51,645 No. Well, yes. That's true. 762 00:34:51,696 --> 00:34:53,397 But I've got to tell you something else. 763 00:34:53,431 --> 00:34:56,066 Just the history with him is so terrible, and I just... 764 00:34:56,100 --> 00:34:57,484 I love Ivy so much... 765 00:34:57,535 --> 00:34:59,136 I had an affair with Michael swift. 766 00:34:59,170 --> 00:35:00,871 Five years ago. 767 00:35:00,905 --> 00:35:03,640 When we were working ready money. 768 00:35:03,675 --> 00:35:08,378 I...We... 769 00:35:08,413 --> 00:35:11,415 Had a really... 770 00:35:11,449 --> 00:35:13,650 And it lasted for a while. 771 00:35:13,685 --> 00:35:18,655 And it was really... 772 00:35:18,690 --> 00:35:20,490 And I didn't tell you. 773 00:35:20,525 --> 00:35:22,526 And I didn't tell anyone, actually. 774 00:35:22,560 --> 00:35:25,312 - Frank doesn't know? - No one knows. 775 00:35:25,346 --> 00:35:26,930 Never should've happened. 776 00:35:26,965 --> 00:35:29,900 How did it happen? 777 00:35:29,934 --> 00:35:32,402 Michael is just... 778 00:35:32,437 --> 00:35:35,739 He was so good in our show. 779 00:35:35,773 --> 00:35:38,041 And you know what a huge turn-on that is, 780 00:35:38,076 --> 00:35:41,345 when someone is just so great in your show. 781 00:35:41,379 --> 00:35:42,746 Yes. 782 00:35:42,780 --> 00:35:45,716 That's all it was. It was just... 783 00:35:45,750 --> 00:35:46,750 A show crush. 784 00:35:46,784 --> 00:35:48,952 But then... 785 00:35:48,987 --> 00:35:52,055 I was down at city hall, 786 00:35:52,090 --> 00:35:54,374 and I was gonna walk home 787 00:35:54,425 --> 00:35:57,794 over the Brooklyn bridge, 788 00:35:57,829 --> 00:35:59,696 and we bumped into each other. 789 00:36:37,251 --> 00:36:40,470 - The Brooklyn bridge. - Right. 790 00:36:40,505 --> 00:36:42,756 Right? Sweetie. 791 00:36:42,807 --> 00:36:45,509 God. 792 00:36:45,543 --> 00:36:47,260 It's over. 793 00:36:47,312 --> 00:36:49,846 It's been over for a while. 794 00:36:49,881 --> 00:36:53,183 I just... 795 00:36:53,217 --> 00:36:56,453 Need to help me not go back there. 796 00:36:56,487 --> 00:36:59,072 - And... 797 00:36:59,107 --> 00:37:02,360 No one else can know. 798 00:37:25,340 --> 00:37:27,074 Girls are coming to pick you up? 799 00:37:27,108 --> 00:37:28,509 Yeah, they're taking me to the airport. 800 00:37:28,543 --> 00:37:31,078 Listen, uh, Karen. 801 00:37:31,112 --> 00:37:32,963 - Dad, I... - I wanted to talk to... 802 00:37:32,998 --> 00:37:33,964 - Now, hear me out. - No, you hear me out. 803 00:37:33,999 --> 00:37:36,984 I'm fine. 804 00:37:37,018 --> 00:37:40,220 I'm great. 805 00:37:40,255 --> 00:37:42,890 Do you know that even being in the chorus of a workshop 806 00:37:42,924 --> 00:37:46,093 is so much bigger than so many people ever get to do? 807 00:37:46,127 --> 00:37:50,164 This is good, what's happening to me. 808 00:37:50,198 --> 00:37:52,700 It's good. 809 00:37:52,734 --> 00:37:55,135 I'm good. 810 00:37:58,473 --> 00:38:01,275 I know, I... 811 00:38:01,309 --> 00:38:03,410 I just, uh... 812 00:38:03,445 --> 00:38:07,281 Want to give you this. 813 00:38:09,534 --> 00:38:11,919 - Dad, I... - I'm your dad. 814 00:38:11,953 --> 00:38:13,520 I got... I gotta help out. 815 00:38:13,555 --> 00:38:16,823 Once in a while, you gotta let me, 816 00:38:26,885 --> 00:38:29,269 You smell like smoke. Why do you smell like smoke? 817 00:38:29,304 --> 00:38:30,871 I don't know. 818 00:38:30,905 --> 00:38:32,873 He missed church this morning, too. 819 00:38:32,907 --> 00:38:35,309 Apparently, he was out late last night. 820 00:38:38,847 --> 00:38:40,748 You were there? 821 00:38:40,782 --> 00:38:42,733 Well, I didn't want to miss my chance to... 822 00:38:44,119 --> 00:38:45,986 I haven't heard you sing in so long. 823 00:38:46,020 --> 00:38:47,654 You're really good. 824 00:38:48,957 --> 00:38:50,708 Come on, Broadway baby! 825 00:38:50,742 --> 00:38:52,426 Got to get you back to the big time. 826 00:38:52,460 --> 00:38:53,460 - Yeah. - -hoo! 827 00:38:53,495 --> 00:38:57,164 Okay. 828 00:38:57,198 --> 00:38:59,466 Thanks. 829 00:38:59,501 --> 00:39:01,001 Go on. Go. 830 00:39:01,035 --> 00:39:02,219 - By mom. - Love you. 831 00:39:02,253 --> 00:39:05,072 I love you too. 832 00:39:05,106 --> 00:39:08,876 - Hi. - Hello. 833 00:39:13,548 --> 00:39:17,251 Call the justice of the peace 834 00:39:17,285 --> 00:39:21,071 but don't tell him our names 835 00:39:21,106 --> 00:39:23,590 don't put out a press release 836 00:39:23,625 --> 00:39:28,262 or mention baseball games 837 00:39:28,296 --> 00:39:31,799 book the nearest bridal suite 838 00:39:31,833 --> 00:39:34,535 one room will suit us fine 839 00:39:34,569 --> 00:39:38,806 for the desk clerk that we meet 840 00:39:38,840 --> 00:39:43,377 the only autograph we'll sign is... 841 00:39:43,411 --> 00:39:48,098 Mr. and Mrs. Smith 842 00:39:48,133 --> 00:39:52,603 simply the folks next door 843 00:39:52,637 --> 00:39:56,223 people without a single clue what 844 00:39:56,257 --> 00:39:59,660 an agent or grip is for 845 00:39:59,694 --> 00:40:03,063 nothing can beat the view 846 00:40:03,098 --> 00:40:07,451 when as far as the eye can see 847 00:40:07,485 --> 00:40:10,370 there's no one but Mrs. 848 00:40:10,405 --> 00:40:13,373 No one but Mr. 849 00:40:13,408 --> 00:40:18,378 Smith and me 850 00:40:20,048 --> 00:40:23,584 for a home the man provides 851 00:40:23,618 --> 00:40:27,154 that cottage built for two 852 00:40:27,188 --> 00:40:31,024 we'll check the small town classifieds 853 00:40:31,059 --> 00:40:34,394 Variety won't do 854 00:40:34,429 --> 00:40:39,433 then we'll move to main street, U.S.A. 855 00:40:39,467 --> 00:40:41,652 and sign the deed of trust 856 00:40:41,686 --> 00:40:46,657 the mailbox at our hideaway 857 00:40:46,691 --> 00:40:51,345 will tell the whole wide world that we're just 858 00:40:51,379 --> 00:40:55,249 Mr. and Mrs. Smith 859 00:40:55,283 --> 00:40:58,218 merely the folks next door 860 00:40:58,253 --> 00:41:02,523 people who use their kitchen each night 861 00:41:02,557 --> 00:41:06,176 who've never been in toots shor 862 00:41:06,211 --> 00:41:07,511 Yeah. 863 00:41:07,545 --> 00:41:10,047 nothing can beat the view 864 00:41:10,098 --> 00:41:14,301 for as far as the eye can see there's 865 00:41:14,335 --> 00:41:16,036 no one but Mrs. 866 00:41:16,070 --> 00:41:18,705 No one but Mr. 867 00:41:18,740 --> 00:41:23,744 Smith and me 868 00:41:25,847 --> 00:41:28,115 no early calls 869 00:41:28,149 --> 00:41:30,067 no big premieres 870 00:41:30,118 --> 00:41:33,921 no lush romantic theme 871 00:41:33,955 --> 00:41:35,923 we'll spend the nights 872 00:41:35,957 --> 00:41:37,791 making our own 873 00:41:37,825 --> 00:41:42,796 little league baseball team... 874 00:41:47,168 --> 00:41:50,504 we're no one you've ever seen 875 00:41:50,538 --> 00:41:54,074 movie stars don't live anywhere here 876 00:41:54,108 --> 00:41:59,246 except on the local drive-in screen 877 00:41:59,280 --> 00:42:02,816 yes, I'd gladly disappear 878 00:42:02,850 --> 00:42:07,654 if it might guarantee a view of 879 00:42:07,689 --> 00:42:09,923 no one but Mr. 880 00:42:09,958 --> 00:42:13,443 No one but Mrs. 881 00:42:13,494 --> 00:42:18,448 Smith and you 882 00:42:20,604 --> 00:42:24,104 Sync and corrected by dr.jackson for www.addic7ed.com