1 00:00:04,254 --> 00:00:07,214 I'm gonna run to the store. I'll pick you up when you're done. 2 00:00:07,424 --> 00:00:10,968 Okay. I like it a little better when you stay, but all right. 3 00:00:11,511 --> 00:00:12,803 - Hey, Sheldon. - Hello. 4 00:00:13,013 --> 00:00:15,347 I'm here for my haircut with Mr. D'Onofrio. 5 00:00:15,557 --> 00:00:18,517 I'm sorry, Uncle Tony is in the hospital. He's pretty sick. 6 00:00:19,102 --> 00:00:22,396 Oh, dear, Mr. D'Onofrio's in the hospital. 7 00:00:22,605 --> 00:00:25,691 Why do these things always happen to me? 8 00:00:25,900 --> 00:00:28,610 - I can cut it for you. - You're not Mr. D'Onofrio. 9 00:00:29,821 --> 00:00:31,739 I get my hair cut by Mr. D'Onofrio. 10 00:00:32,532 --> 00:00:33,991 You believe this guy? 11 00:00:35,035 --> 00:00:36,285 Excuse us for a second. 12 00:00:36,494 --> 00:00:38,871 Sheldon, it's okay, he can do it. He's a barber. 13 00:00:39,080 --> 00:00:41,707 He's not a barber, he's the nephew. 14 00:00:42,584 --> 00:00:44,043 An example of the nepotism... 15 00:00:44,252 --> 00:00:46,503 ...that runs rampant in the barbering industry. 16 00:00:47,213 --> 00:00:50,299 Besides Mr. D'Onofrio knows exactly how I like my hair done... 17 00:00:50,508 --> 00:00:53,886 ...because he has all my haircut records from my barber in Texas. 18 00:00:54,721 --> 00:00:56,013 What are you talking about? 19 00:00:56,222 --> 00:00:59,475 When I first moved here, I was nervous about finding a new barber... 20 00:00:59,684 --> 00:01:03,395 ...so my mother had all my haircut records sent here to Mr. D'Onofrio. 21 00:01:05,065 --> 00:01:08,025 There's no such thing as haircut records. 22 00:01:08,568 --> 00:01:12,112 - Yes, there are. - Have you ever seen them? 23 00:01:12,322 --> 00:01:14,740 No, but my mother assured me they were sent here... 24 00:01:14,949 --> 00:01:18,619 ...and I'll bet you dollars to donuts that this one doesn't have them. 25 00:01:18,828 --> 00:01:19,953 Excuse me. 26 00:01:20,163 --> 00:01:22,498 Do you have access to my haircut records? 27 00:01:22,707 --> 00:01:24,083 Your what? 28 00:01:24,626 --> 00:01:27,377 To paraphrase T.S. Eliot, this is the way the world ends. 29 00:01:27,587 --> 00:01:30,672 Not with a bang but with a nephew. 30 00:01:32,217 --> 00:01:34,635 Sheldon, you're a grown man, he's a professional... 31 00:01:34,844 --> 00:01:38,639 ...and your haircut is number three on that poster from 1946. 32 00:01:39,474 --> 00:01:42,101 - Just sit down and let him do it. - Fine. 33 00:01:42,310 --> 00:01:45,896 But if I come out of this looking like a dork, it's on you. 34 00:01:54,114 --> 00:01:56,406 - So my kid said the funniest thing today. - Nope. 35 00:02:01,955 --> 00:02:06,542 When you tell this story later, the word we usually use is "quirky." 36 00:02:30,860 --> 00:02:33,737 - Can you pass the Parmesan cheese? - Sure. 37 00:02:41,996 --> 00:02:45,374 - What are you doing? - I'm trying to get the hair out of my eyes. 38 00:02:46,668 --> 00:02:49,378 Sheldon, you are one day late for your haircut. 39 00:02:49,587 --> 00:02:51,880 Thank you for captioning my nightmare. 40 00:02:54,133 --> 00:02:57,427 - Lookie here, I got my travel orders. - Hmm. 41 00:02:57,970 --> 00:03:00,847 "Payload Specialist Howard Wolowitz is requested to report... 42 00:03:01,057 --> 00:03:04,059 ...to the NASA Johnson Space Center, Houston, Texas... 43 00:03:04,268 --> 00:03:06,269 ...for astronaut training Monday 8 a.m." 44 00:03:06,479 --> 00:03:09,398 Yeah, but it's from NASA, so it's 0800. 45 00:03:09,607 --> 00:03:10,774 But it says 8 a.m. 46 00:03:12,735 --> 00:03:16,738 - You read it as 0800. - Lt doesn't have an O in front of it. 47 00:03:17,740 --> 00:03:19,491 It does have an O in front of it. 48 00:03:19,701 --> 00:03:23,203 Oh, my God, I'm an astronaut, and you're dying of jealousy. 49 00:03:24,747 --> 00:03:27,916 So, what kind of things are they...? Will you stop that? 50 00:03:28,876 --> 00:03:32,421 I can't help it, I feel like a teen heartthrob. 51 00:03:34,340 --> 00:03:37,092 Sheldon, I used to cut my brother's hair. I could do it. 52 00:03:37,301 --> 00:03:42,931 Penny, I know you mean well, offering the skills of the hill folk... 53 00:03:43,933 --> 00:03:46,518 ...but here in town, we don't churn our own butter... 54 00:03:46,728 --> 00:03:48,854 ...we don't make dresses out of gunny sacks... 55 00:03:49,063 --> 00:03:52,315 ...and we sure as shooting don't get our hair cut by bottle-blond... 56 00:03:52,525 --> 00:03:54,234 Sheldon, be nice. 57 00:03:55,278 --> 00:03:59,156 I'm sorry, it's the bad-boy attitude that comes with this hair. 58 00:04:02,076 --> 00:04:04,870 You could go to my guy. He's at Juan-Juan in Beverly Hills. 59 00:04:05,079 --> 00:04:07,330 They bring you a cup of tea, massage your scalp. 60 00:04:07,540 --> 00:04:10,000 It's $200 but sometimes you look in the next chair... 61 00:04:10,209 --> 00:04:13,211 ...and you see a superstar like Tony Danza. 62 00:04:14,672 --> 00:04:17,758 Quick question here, have we actually changed the conversation... 63 00:04:17,967 --> 00:04:21,720 ...from "I'm going to astronaut training" to "Sheldon can't get a haircut"? 64 00:04:21,929 --> 00:04:26,057 Now who's dying of jealousy? "Oh," it's you. 65 00:04:29,187 --> 00:04:31,938 I'm a cowboy 66 00:04:32,148 --> 00:04:34,900 On a steel horse I ride 67 00:04:35,109 --> 00:04:42,407 I'm wanted 68 00:04:44,410 --> 00:04:48,413 Wanted Dead or alive 69 00:04:48,998 --> 00:04:52,542 Sheldon, you're ruining girlfriend-boyfriend sing-along night. 70 00:04:53,044 --> 00:04:56,922 I'm sorry. I'm looking for a barber and I'm running out of time. 71 00:04:57,131 --> 00:04:58,173 My hair is growing... 72 00:04:58,382 --> 00:05:02,010 ...at the rate of 4.6 yoctometers per femtosecond. 73 00:05:02,553 --> 00:05:05,847 If you're quiet, you can hear it. 74 00:05:07,475 --> 00:05:09,601 - What about Supercuts? - No, I tried once. 75 00:05:09,811 --> 00:05:13,438 They do men's and women's hair in the same room at the same time. 76 00:05:13,648 --> 00:05:16,399 It's like Sodom and Gomorrah with mousse. 77 00:05:17,527 --> 00:05:21,404 Well, this isn't a crisis. Why don't you just let your hair grow out a little? 78 00:05:21,614 --> 00:05:23,740 Why don't I let my hair grow out? 79 00:05:23,950 --> 00:05:25,867 Why don't I start wearing Birkenstocks... 80 00:05:26,077 --> 00:05:30,497 ...and seeking validation of my opinions by asking, "Can you dig it?" 81 00:05:32,166 --> 00:05:35,168 I don't know. I think you might look sexy with long hair. 82 00:05:36,879 --> 00:05:40,340 With the kind that flows down to your shoulders... 83 00:05:40,550 --> 00:05:42,634 ...and blows back while riding on a horse. 84 00:05:45,054 --> 00:05:48,014 Bareback and bare-chested. 85 00:05:49,892 --> 00:05:52,352 I'm gonna go brush my teeth, it might take a while. 86 00:05:57,775 --> 00:06:00,277 - Hi. - Hi, sweetie. 87 00:06:00,486 --> 00:06:02,946 - I miss you. - I miss you too. 88 00:06:03,155 --> 00:06:05,448 So tell me all about your first day. 89 00:06:05,658 --> 00:06:11,288 Oh, wow, where do I even start? I got to experience zero gravity. 90 00:06:11,497 --> 00:06:13,540 - Cool. How do they do that? - Lt's pretty neat. 91 00:06:13,749 --> 00:06:18,879 You get in this plane that goes almost straight up for like 20 seconds... 92 00:06:19,088 --> 00:06:23,466 ...and then straight back down like it's gonna crash... 93 00:06:23,676 --> 00:06:28,930 ...and they do it over and over again, no matter how many times you throw up. 94 00:06:29,932 --> 00:06:33,059 - You threw up? - Yeah. And the craziest part is... 95 00:06:33,269 --> 00:06:38,356 ...because there's no gravity, the throw-up kind of floats there. 96 00:06:39,442 --> 00:06:43,445 In a little ball, and if your mouth is open... 97 00:06:43,654 --> 00:06:45,906 ...because you're screaming... 98 00:06:47,241 --> 00:06:51,286 ...sometimes it just floats right back in. 99 00:06:53,539 --> 00:06:56,541 Boy, does everyone laugh at you when that happens. 100 00:06:56,751 --> 00:06:58,543 - That sounds mean. - No. 101 00:06:58,753 --> 00:07:00,253 I would have laughed too... 102 00:07:00,463 --> 00:07:02,297 ...but I didn't want the vomit to come back out. 103 00:07:04,550 --> 00:07:07,302 Heh. Anyway... 104 00:07:07,511 --> 00:07:09,179 Oh, could you do me a favor... 105 00:07:09,388 --> 00:07:12,515 ...and overnight me some more underwear? 106 00:07:12,725 --> 00:07:14,851 - Sure, why? - I got a look at the centrifuge... 107 00:07:15,061 --> 00:07:17,187 ...they're gonna spin me around in tomorrow... 108 00:07:17,396 --> 00:07:20,690 ...and I have a hunch I packed a little light. 109 00:07:28,407 --> 00:07:30,033 Mr. D'Onofrio? 110 00:07:30,242 --> 00:07:31,618 It's me, Sheldon. 111 00:07:33,079 --> 00:07:36,373 They didn't have anything barber-themed in the gift shop... 112 00:07:36,582 --> 00:07:38,583 ...so I got you this. 113 00:07:38,793 --> 00:07:43,213 Don't know if you can read his little T-shirt. It says, "Get well beary soon." 114 00:07:45,216 --> 00:07:48,176 Trust me, if you were even a little conscious right now, you'd be laughing. 115 00:07:52,014 --> 00:07:53,848 Anyway... 116 00:07:55,351 --> 00:07:56,977 There's new studies that show... 117 00:07:57,186 --> 00:08:01,439 ...people in comas are aware of everything going on around them. 118 00:08:01,649 --> 00:08:04,359 With that in mind, if you can hear me... 119 00:08:04,568 --> 00:08:10,115 ...move away from the light and toward the sound of these scissors. 120 00:08:11,409 --> 00:08:14,119 - Can I help you? - Yes. 121 00:08:14,328 --> 00:08:17,706 Do you have something I could use as a cape? 122 00:08:18,708 --> 00:08:22,085 Oh, dear, did we spit out our pills, slip out of the ninth floor... 123 00:08:22,294 --> 00:08:24,295 ...and go on a little adventure? 124 00:08:25,715 --> 00:08:29,634 Oh, no, I'm just here to get my hair cut. 125 00:08:33,305 --> 00:08:37,058 I see. Just wait here one moment. 126 00:08:37,268 --> 00:08:39,102 Security! 127 00:08:40,187 --> 00:08:45,525 I gotta run. But not with scissors. That would be unsafe. 128 00:08:49,648 --> 00:08:53,943 So if I move my horsey here... 129 00:08:55,487 --> 00:08:58,156 ...isn't that checkmate and I win? 130 00:09:05,122 --> 00:09:06,497 Hmm. 131 00:09:08,500 --> 00:09:10,918 Oh... Is it or isn't it? 132 00:09:11,587 --> 00:09:13,880 You know, I think this is a good stopping point. 133 00:09:15,716 --> 00:09:19,969 It's your first real game. I threw a lot of information at you. 134 00:09:20,179 --> 00:09:21,345 No, your king is trapped. 135 00:09:21,555 --> 00:09:24,265 He can't go here because of my lighthouse... 136 00:09:24,475 --> 00:09:26,142 ...and... 137 00:09:27,019 --> 00:09:31,314 ...he can't go here because of my pointy-head guy. 138 00:09:32,107 --> 00:09:34,817 Like I said, complicated game. 139 00:09:35,736 --> 00:09:37,653 - So did I win or not? - Did you have fun? 140 00:09:37,863 --> 00:09:39,989 Because if you had fun, then you are a winner. 141 00:09:40,199 --> 00:09:42,283 That's what chess is all about. 142 00:09:44,328 --> 00:09:45,369 - Hello. - Hey. 143 00:09:45,579 --> 00:09:47,538 Oh, hey. Sorry, Sheldon, I'll move. 144 00:09:47,748 --> 00:09:51,209 Why? My spot, your spot. What difference does it make? 145 00:09:55,088 --> 00:09:58,800 - Okay, what just happened? - I don't know. 146 00:09:59,009 --> 00:10:01,219 Between you playing chess like Bobby Fischer... 147 00:10:01,428 --> 00:10:03,846 ...and Sheldon being okay with you in his spot... 148 00:10:04,056 --> 00:10:06,140 ...I'm guessing someone went back in time... 149 00:10:06,350 --> 00:10:09,352 ...stepped on a bug, and changed the course of human events. 150 00:10:10,729 --> 00:10:14,649 - Sweetie, are you all right? - No, I'm not all right. 151 00:10:14,858 --> 00:10:17,652 It's been six days since I was supposed to get a haircut... 152 00:10:17,861 --> 00:10:19,695 ...and nothing horrible has happened. 153 00:10:21,031 --> 00:10:22,782 Okay, I'm sorry, I don't understand. 154 00:10:23,492 --> 00:10:27,370 - Leonard, explain it to her. - Oh, uh, he's crazy. 155 00:10:29,248 --> 00:10:32,708 I have spent my whole life trying to bring order to the universe... 156 00:10:32,918 --> 00:10:35,545 ...by carefully planning every moment of every day. 157 00:10:35,754 --> 00:10:39,257 But all my efforts, our dinner schedule, my pajama rotation... 158 00:10:39,466 --> 00:10:41,425 ...my bowel movement spreadsheet... 159 00:10:43,053 --> 00:10:45,763 it's clear now, I've been wasting my time. 160 00:10:46,557 --> 00:10:49,976 Good. I'm taking that disgusting chart off the fridge. 161 00:10:50,519 --> 00:10:51,978 You know... 162 00:10:52,187 --> 00:10:54,480 ...sometimes it's nice not knowing what's coming. 163 00:10:54,690 --> 00:10:55,773 Look at me and Leonard. 164 00:10:55,983 --> 00:10:57,692 We went out, broke up, trying again. 165 00:10:57,901 --> 00:10:59,318 We don't know what's gonna happen. 166 00:10:59,528 --> 00:11:01,988 Oh, please, everyone knows what's going to happen. 167 00:11:04,449 --> 00:11:05,783 But I see your point. 168 00:11:05,993 --> 00:11:07,618 I think this could be good for you. 169 00:11:07,828 --> 00:11:10,997 Maybe it's time for you to shake things up a bit. 170 00:11:11,331 --> 00:11:12,540 You're right. 171 00:11:12,749 --> 00:11:14,417 I should embrace the chaos. 172 00:11:15,836 --> 00:11:18,754 - Great. What are you gonna do first? - I don't know. 173 00:11:18,964 --> 00:11:22,675 I could do anything. All bets are off. 174 00:11:22,885 --> 00:11:25,595 The world is my oyster. 175 00:11:26,305 --> 00:11:27,763 I got it. 176 00:11:27,973 --> 00:11:30,182 I'm gonna put on my Tuesday pajamas tonight. 177 00:11:35,022 --> 00:11:37,440 I got to tell you, I'm a little worried about him. 178 00:11:37,649 --> 00:11:39,150 If I were you, I'd be worried... 179 00:11:39,359 --> 00:11:42,904 ...that a girl who's never played chess in her life just kicked your ass. 180 00:11:55,751 --> 00:11:57,460 Hi. 181 00:11:58,170 --> 00:12:00,171 Howie, what happened to you? 182 00:12:00,380 --> 00:12:04,550 We did overnight survival training in the wilderness. 183 00:12:05,135 --> 00:12:08,512 Big fun. Big, big fun. 184 00:12:09,306 --> 00:12:11,223 I was gonna freshen up for you... 185 00:12:11,433 --> 00:12:16,270 ...but I blacked out a little on the way to the bathroom. 186 00:12:17,022 --> 00:12:18,981 Survival training? Is that like camping? 187 00:12:19,191 --> 00:12:23,527 Uh-huh. Except you don't have food or water... 188 00:12:23,737 --> 00:12:26,447 ...and they don't have a sunset Sabbath service... 189 00:12:26,657 --> 00:12:29,325 ...like they do at Camp Hess Kramer. 190 00:12:30,452 --> 00:12:32,995 - Do you sleep in tents? - No. 191 00:12:33,205 --> 00:12:40,211 I slept in a hole I dug in the ground with my bare hands. 192 00:12:40,963 --> 00:12:46,509 And at some point during the night, an armadillo crawled in... 193 00:12:47,678 --> 00:12:49,929 ...and spooned me. 194 00:12:51,890 --> 00:12:55,476 - Poor baby. - But I did it. I survived. 195 00:12:55,686 --> 00:13:00,147 I wasn't sure I was going to when the sandstorm hit. 196 00:13:01,316 --> 00:13:07,029 I just pulled my turtleneck up over my head and waited for death. 197 00:13:08,699 --> 00:13:11,659 But somehow as I sat there... 198 00:13:11,868 --> 00:13:15,955 ...wrapped in a cocoon of my own neck-sweat... 199 00:13:16,540 --> 00:13:20,251 ...I found that primal part of the human spirit... 200 00:13:20,460 --> 00:13:27,133 ...that just wants to keep on living, heh-heh, no matter what the cost. 201 00:13:27,342 --> 00:13:30,177 You're so brave. I'm proud of you. 202 00:13:30,721 --> 00:13:33,139 I ate a butterfly. 203 00:13:40,605 --> 00:13:42,982 It was so small... 204 00:13:44,359 --> 00:13:46,235 ...beautiful... 205 00:13:47,237 --> 00:13:49,780 ...but I was so hungry. 206 00:13:52,617 --> 00:13:56,620 - Are you crying? - No, I don't think it's possible. 207 00:13:56,830 --> 00:13:59,915 I'm severely dehydrated. 208 00:14:00,959 --> 00:14:03,669 My pee is like toothpaste. 209 00:14:05,213 --> 00:14:07,840 Howie, if you're not able to do this, come home. 210 00:14:08,050 --> 00:14:10,801 It won't change how I feel about you. 211 00:14:11,011 --> 00:14:14,388 Thanks, honey, but I can't quit. 212 00:14:14,598 --> 00:14:16,849 If I do, I'd just be a guy... 213 00:14:17,059 --> 00:14:20,978 ...who had a chance to be an astronaut and gave it up. 214 00:14:21,188 --> 00:14:23,189 Is there anything I could do to help? 215 00:14:23,732 --> 00:14:25,274 No. 216 00:14:26,109 --> 00:14:28,736 Wait. Send more underwear. 217 00:14:39,247 --> 00:14:43,292 Don't let this be Sheldon playing bongos. 218 00:14:47,047 --> 00:14:51,050 Please, don't let this be Sheldon playing bongos. 219 00:14:58,016 --> 00:15:01,352 Hello, Leonard, Do you like my bongos? 220 00:15:03,188 --> 00:15:06,732 Bet you didn't know that I had bongos 221 00:15:07,901 --> 00:15:09,902 Sheldon, it's 3:00 in the morning. 222 00:15:10,112 --> 00:15:14,156 Three in the morning Is a good time for bongos 223 00:15:14,699 --> 00:15:16,033 I was sleeping. 224 00:15:16,243 --> 00:15:20,371 Leonard sleeps while I play bongos 225 00:15:20,580 --> 00:15:22,706 No, he doesn't. 226 00:15:22,916 --> 00:15:25,709 Leonard no sleep while I play bongos 227 00:15:25,919 --> 00:15:27,419 Bongo solo. 228 00:15:32,050 --> 00:15:34,552 Stop. Stop it. Stop. Stop. 229 00:15:34,761 --> 00:15:36,637 Stop it. 230 00:15:41,476 --> 00:15:43,727 - What the hell? - Oh, hi, Penny, guess what? 231 00:15:43,937 --> 00:15:46,105 Sheldon got bongos. 232 00:15:46,314 --> 00:15:49,608 - Why did you get bongos? - Richard Feynman played the bongos. 233 00:15:49,818 --> 00:15:51,026 I thought I'd try. 234 00:15:51,236 --> 00:15:52,820 Feynman was a famous physicist. 235 00:15:53,029 --> 00:15:54,196 It's 3:00 in the morning. 236 00:15:54,406 --> 00:15:58,159 I don't care if Richard Feynman was a purple leprechaun who lived in my butt. 237 00:15:59,369 --> 00:16:02,329 Penny meant If he were a purple leprechaun 238 00:16:02,539 --> 00:16:06,500 Penny forgot to use the subjunctive 239 00:16:08,420 --> 00:16:10,796 Sheldon, go to bed. You have work in the morning. 240 00:16:11,006 --> 00:16:15,801 Maybe, maybe not. Maybe tomorrow I start a bongo band and tour the world. 241 00:16:17,262 --> 00:16:20,973 No, hang on. Roommate Agreement. 242 00:16:21,183 --> 00:16:26,187 No hootenannies, sing-a-longs, or barbershop quartets after 10 p.m. 243 00:16:26,396 --> 00:16:28,439 Roommate Agreement? Are you kidding? 244 00:16:28,648 --> 00:16:31,984 We are living in a world of chaos. 245 00:16:32,194 --> 00:16:33,611 Roommate Agreement. 246 00:16:36,031 --> 00:16:39,909 - Where are you going? - Wherever the music takes me, kitten. 247 00:16:42,996 --> 00:16:46,665 I play bongos walking down the stairs 248 00:16:46,875 --> 00:16:48,459 Oh! Oh! 249 00:16:51,046 --> 00:16:54,673 Never play bongos Walking down the stairs 250 00:17:00,764 --> 00:17:03,599 - Surprise. - What are you doing here? 251 00:17:03,808 --> 00:17:05,434 Here to help you get through this. 252 00:17:05,644 --> 00:17:08,729 Can't do it on your own, you need someone to take care of you. 253 00:17:08,939 --> 00:17:12,024 - Oh. I love you so much. - Oh, and I love you. 254 00:17:12,234 --> 00:17:16,237 Howard, your bath is getting cold. 255 00:17:17,697 --> 00:17:21,784 Don't worry, once she falls asleep, I'll spoon you like an armadillo. Heh. 256 00:17:26,706 --> 00:17:30,292 He showed up in the middle of the night with his bongos. 257 00:17:30,502 --> 00:17:34,046 I foolishly thought it was some sort of musical booty call. 258 00:17:36,299 --> 00:17:39,802 Poor guy. He must have been exhausted. 259 00:17:40,011 --> 00:17:42,680 Sheldon like to sleep While Leonard play the bongo 260 00:17:46,268 --> 00:17:48,894 - That was kind of uncalled for. - No, it was called for. 261 00:17:50,730 --> 00:17:51,772 What's going on? 262 00:17:51,982 --> 00:17:54,275 Sheldon, this craziness has gone on long enough. 263 00:17:54,484 --> 00:17:56,527 Please come home so I can cut your hair. 264 00:17:57,112 --> 00:18:00,072 Penny, you're not trained. You're not licensed. 265 00:18:00,282 --> 00:18:04,159 And most importantly, you don't have access to my haircut records. 266 00:18:07,205 --> 00:18:09,123 All right, honey, look... 267 00:18:09,332 --> 00:18:12,251 ...we've known each other for a long time now, right? 268 00:18:12,460 --> 00:18:16,130 I've taken you to Disneyland, I kicked a bully in the nuts for you. 269 00:18:17,257 --> 00:18:21,719 I sing you "Soft Kitty" when you're sick, you've even seen me naked once. 270 00:18:21,928 --> 00:18:24,013 I'm sorry, what? 271 00:18:25,557 --> 00:18:28,851 It was a long story. Anyway, Sheldon, I promise I know what I'm doing. 272 00:18:29,060 --> 00:18:30,644 Please let me cut your hair. 273 00:18:31,604 --> 00:18:33,689 Amy, what do you think? 274 00:18:35,025 --> 00:18:38,527 There's not a hair on my body I wouldn't let this woman trim. 275 00:18:46,036 --> 00:18:47,828 Fine, let's go. 276 00:18:51,541 --> 00:18:53,709 Thank you for letting me sleep on your couch. 277 00:18:53,918 --> 00:18:57,379 There's only so many times a woman can say, "How about the bed?" 278 00:19:00,258 --> 00:19:02,259 What's this about Sheldon seeing you naked? 279 00:19:02,469 --> 00:19:06,597 Oh, relax. It was just her bottom and her breasts. 280 00:19:12,188 --> 00:19:14,231 Almost done. 281 00:19:14,649 --> 00:19:19,069 At the end of the haircut, Mr. D'Onofrio would tell me a dirty joke. 282 00:19:20,238 --> 00:19:22,698 Oh, sorry, I don't know any dirty jokes. 283 00:19:22,907 --> 00:19:25,868 That's okay, I never understood them anyway. 284 00:19:28,121 --> 00:19:30,414 Okay, what do you think? 285 00:19:33,251 --> 00:19:37,546 Hmm. Well, it's a little Hollywood. 286 00:19:39,507 --> 00:19:42,467 But I think I can pull it off. Well done, Penny. 287 00:19:42,677 --> 00:19:45,178 Told you. I'm just gonna clean up your neck a little... 288 00:19:45,388 --> 00:19:47,097 - ...and then you are good to go. - Fun time. 289 00:19:49,976 --> 00:19:52,519 Sorry, sometimes the clippers tickle me. 290 00:19:52,729 --> 00:19:54,229 Okay. 291 00:20:01,529 --> 00:20:04,615 Okay, yep, we're all done now. Lt's... it's good. 292 00:20:04,824 --> 00:20:07,576 Let me just take that away from you. Okay. 293 00:20:07,785 --> 00:20:10,913 - Thank you very much. - You are welcome. 294 00:20:15,126 --> 00:20:17,044 Okay. 295 00:20:20,173 --> 00:20:21,590 Yeah, I'm gonna have to move. Ahem.