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Previously on <i>Smash...</i>

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What's this <i>Marilyn</i> thing
I keep hearing about?

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- Ivy Lynn, Karen Cartwright.
- Classic.

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You put in ten years
in the chorus

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and Karen-something shows up.

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Michael Swift is available
if you're interested

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in making him
an offer for DiMaggio.

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I had an affair
with Michael Swift.

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- It's not going to be cheap.
- What's Jerry's involvement?

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Jerry has no involvement.

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[Big band jazz music]

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That was incredible.

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Do you think he gave me the part
because I slept with him?

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He is a terrible human being!

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[Piano music]

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- Hey.
- Hi.

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Wow.

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[Indistinct conversation]

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First day.
I love first days.

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Me too.

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I am so glad
that you're doing this.

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- [Chuckles] Me too.
- Exciting, isn't it?

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Hi, Linda.
Where am I?

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You and Tom are here,
Derek's there.

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Oh, good, you put him
at a different table.

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Yeah, I've worked
with him before.

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Can you put Tom's assistant
at a different table too?

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She's the one who almost
took it out from under our Ivy?

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Where's the Marilyn in that?
Could she be more midwest?

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Actually no, she was
the golden sprout champion

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at the Iowa state fair.

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- You made that up.
- I didn't.

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- She put it on her resume.
- She's coming, she's coming.

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Hi, Dennis.
Karen.

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- Yeah, I remember.
- Hi.

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Hi.

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So do I put
my stuff down here?

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You can put it
anywhere you want.

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[Clears throat]
The maestro arrives.

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- Hi, Derek.
- Yeah, hi.

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Hey.

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- Great to be here.
- Well, we're thrilled.

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As you know.

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It's gonna be fine.

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You don't have
to be nervous, okay?

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I'm not.

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I mean, we're
both adults right?

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I was talking
about the workshop.

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- Michael, hi.
- Hey, Tom.

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You sound great on the demo
of <i>Mr. and Mrs. Smith.</i>

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Oh, yeah, it's great.
He's gonna be so great.

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- So great.
- [Chuckles]

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Thanks.

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I think I'm gonna warm up.
Excuse me.

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- You okay?
- I'm fine.

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- You just seem a little...
- Drop it.

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- You know.
- Drop it.

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- I just mean...
- Drop it.

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- Where's Eileen?
- I have no idea.

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- Well, where's the money?
- It's not there.

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Well, where'd it go?

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We are trying
to figure that out.

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You are my lawyer.

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It's gotta be somewhere.

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Jerry is swanning around town
spending as much money

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as he ever did!

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Well, his family
owns half of Manhattan.

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Oh, I know about his family
and their stupid money.

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Don't talk
to me about that.

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All I need is $200,000,
that's it... $200,000.

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Well, you have
access to $8,000.

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The rest of it is frozen.

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Your husband is...

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Very clever.

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Oh, I know
he's very clever.

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I know he's clever.

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[Piano music]

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[Indistinct conversation]

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- [Claps hands]
- Okay, everyone, here we go.

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Welcome to <i>Marilyn.</i>

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[Cheers and applause]

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- Yeah!
- Bravo!

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Okay, settle down, please.
Settle down!

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Thank you.

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Okay, obviously we're
not gonna have a table read

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because the book
is still somewhat in flux.

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This'll be primarily
for the ensemble.

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We'll put the rest in when
the book is in better shape.

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We'll be staging
some of the numbers.

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Others will be
at music stands.

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We'll have some
costume elements,

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a few props
but basically...

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It's up to you
to sell it.

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Now remember...

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This is a workshop.

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The road to Broadway
is exceedingly long.

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So...

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Let's get to it.

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- Tom.
- How about a little mambo?

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[Laughter]

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- Why not?
- Grab a chair, grab a stand.

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Both: [Giggling]

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Blondie.

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[Gasps]

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Trying to go to Broadway
without me, huh?

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- Oh, my God.
- [Laughs]

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Good to see you!
When did you get back?

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- Last week.
- Everything okay, children?

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- You hired Sam.
- I did.

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We did <i>Chicago</i> together.
Six years ago?

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- Ten.
- No, come on.

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Ten years ago, baby.
We were both in the chorus.

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- And you are Marilyn Monroe.
- Mm.

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Yeah, actually
nobody is anybody

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until we start rehearsing,
okay?

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Got it, got it.

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Welcome.

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[Playing <i>20th Century Fox mambo]</i>

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All: ♪ For fame ♪

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♪ play the game ♪

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♪ change your name ♪

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♪ to the 20th Century Fox ♪

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almost.

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[Chuckling]

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Thanks, everybody.
That's a ten.

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You have
a really fantastic voice.

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- Did you hear her?
- Yeah, she sounds great.

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I knew the song from before,
it was my callback piece.

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Oh, your callback for what?

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- For Marilyn.
- Well, I'm singing it now.

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Mm.
[Giggles]

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How come nobody told me
she was going to be here?

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- Derek didn't tell you?
- No.

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I'm so sorry
you missed it.

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- Ivy is sublime.
- How's the rest of the cast?

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Michael Swift
is gonna be amazing.

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I know I had
my reservations

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but I could not
have been more wrong.

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The ensemble's terrific.

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Even Tom had nothing
to complain about.

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[Giggles]

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Good.

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- Here's to Marilyn.
- She was an interesting woman.

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Oh, she certainly was.

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God, what a life.

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Marilyn had money problems.

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Yeah, well the studios
never did pay her

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what she was worth.

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Of course they didn't.
Both: [Chuckling]

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God.

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Drinking at the office.

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I love this.

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Julia, you told me once
that you were

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an art history major.

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Yeah.

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If that were a real Degas,
what would you pay for it?

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That?

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- Mm-hm.
- [Sighs]

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- It is a real Degas.
- Yeah.

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[Playing <i>I never met a wolf
who didn't love to howl]</i>

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♪ Here's a lesson
they should teach in school ♪

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♪ when a girl gets curvy
and the boys all drool ♪

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♪ if math and science
just ain't you style ♪

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♪ just give that teacher
a wink and a smile ♪

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♪ for a passing grade
you won't have to wait ♪

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♪ and you can thank him
later when you graduate ♪

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♪ 'cause I never met a wolf
who didn't love to howl ♪

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both: ♪ awooo! ♪

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♪ no, I never met a man
who wasn't on the prowl ♪

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all: ♪ shimmy, shimmy,
aah, gimme, gimme ♪

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♪ if a nice diploma
you wanna get ♪

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Take it down, Karen!

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♪ well then make that teacher
the student's pet ♪

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all: ♪ yeah, I never met a wolf
who didn't love to howl ♪

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I'm sorry,
can we just stop?

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I'm sorry.
[Laughs] I'm so sorry.

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I'm just having
a little trouble hearing myself.

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The chorus is very...

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Enthusiastic.

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Ensemble.

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Well, not everyone
seems to understand that

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that means "as one."

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[Laughs]

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Okay, can
we take our ten now?

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Actually, it's lunch.

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Oh, sorry.

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[Indistinct conversation]

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- Hey.
- Hey.

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Everything okay?

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Absolutely.

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Good.
Do you know the actor Lyle West?

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That kid
from all the TV shows?

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Yeah.

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I gave him his first job
when he was eight years old.

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I made him a star.

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Aw, you're so sentimental.
[Giggles]

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Yeah, well I'm sentimental
enough to throw him

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a birthday party
on Saturday night.

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Do you want to come?

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Uh, well, sure.

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I... I'd love to.

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Good.

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Ivy's doing the nasty
with the dark lord, huh?

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That's what I said.

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[Cell phone buzzes]

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Who's the dark lord?

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Sauron himself.
Darth Derek.

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Oh, look, I better run.
I've got a lunch meeting.

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Oh, I'm having lunch
with Tom.

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Well, ask him
how the new song is coming.

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She's sleeping with him?

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I don't think they're
getting all that much sleep.

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[Laughter]

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- Just saying'.
- Stop talking about my friend.

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Oh, calm down.

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Why is he sending
messages through you?

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If he wants to know
about the new number

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he can just ask me.

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I'm sure he will.

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I know he's not
your favorite person.

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What are you
talking about?

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I love him.
What a stellar human being.

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- A role model for us all.
- [Giggles]

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He better treat you right,
that's all I have to say.

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I'm a big girl, Tom.
I can take care of myself.

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Listen, I have a question.

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And I hope
this is okay.

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You're my star,
anything's okay.

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How come nobody told me
that Karen Cartwright

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was gonna be
in the ensemble?

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Oh, um...

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Actually it was Julia's idea.

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She wanted
to give her something.

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She did work really hard
on those auditions

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and she is impressive.

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She completely is.

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It just would have helped
to have a heads up.

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Absolutely.
My fault.

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So could you listen
to the wolf number

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when we get back to it
after lunch?

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She's just...
She's right next to me

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and she's just
a little bit loud.

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Oh, so did you hear
that Lyle West is in town?

246
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[Gasps]
Lyle's in town.

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God, I haven't
seen him in... forever.

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Throwing
a big birthday party

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for him this weekend.

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He discovered him, you know.

251
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- He did not say that.
- He did.

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He told Ivy
he "discovered" Lyle.

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[Laughs] What,
did he plant a flag in the kid?

254
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Oh, I think it's so silly
when people take credit

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for other people's careers.

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00:10:31,395 --> 00:10:34,176
Heh.
That was my show he directed.

257
00:10:34,177 --> 00:10:36,303
And the fact is Derek
didn't discover that kid.

258
00:10:36,304 --> 00:10:38,333
I discovered that kid.
He didn't even want to cast him.

259
00:10:38,334 --> 00:10:42,971
I was the one who said
"we have to cast that kid."

260
00:10:42,972 --> 00:10:44,873
How's the new number coming?

261
00:10:44,874 --> 00:10:48,477
You'll get it
when you get it.

262
00:10:48,478 --> 00:10:50,245
What's she upset
about this time?

263
00:10:50,246 --> 00:10:52,880
Nope, no one's upset.

264
00:10:52,881 --> 00:10:54,549
So I hear Lyle west
is in town.

265
00:10:54,550 --> 00:10:57,151
You having a birthday party
for him?

266
00:10:57,152 --> 00:10:59,353
Both true things.

267
00:10:59,354 --> 00:11:03,591
Do you think maybe
you could invite Tom?

268
00:11:03,592 --> 00:11:05,560
Tom!
Lyle West is in town.

269
00:11:05,561 --> 00:11:07,095
I'm having a party
on Saturday night.

270
00:11:07,096 --> 00:11:09,362
You like to come?

271
00:11:09,363 --> 00:11:11,046
I think I have plans.

272
00:11:11,047 --> 00:11:13,866
Well, I'm sure
he'd love to see you.

273
00:11:13,867 --> 00:11:16,551
As would I.

274
00:11:16,552 --> 00:11:18,271
You're welcome
of course too, darling.

275
00:11:18,272 --> 00:11:19,971
And when am I gonna get
to see my new scenes?

276
00:11:19,972 --> 00:11:21,973
I'm on my way home
right now to write them.

277
00:11:21,974 --> 00:11:24,142
Good.

278
00:11:24,143 --> 00:11:27,779
Derek's having
a big party, huh?

279
00:11:42,694 --> 00:11:44,795
I need some bubble wrap.

280
00:11:44,796 --> 00:11:46,631
- Bubble wrap?
- You've heard of it.

281
00:11:46,632 --> 00:11:50,735
Bubble wrap.

282
00:11:50,736 --> 00:11:53,738
[Playing <i>I never met a wolf
who didn't love to howl]</i>

283
00:11:53,739 --> 00:11:56,258
♪ ♪

284
00:11:56,259 --> 00:11:58,176
all: ♪ Yeah I never
met a wolf who didn't ♪

285
00:11:58,177 --> 00:12:01,555
- ♪ love to howl ♪
- ♪ awoo! ♪

286
00:12:01,556 --> 00:12:04,648
all: ♪ No, I never met a man
who wasn't on the prowl ♪

287
00:12:04,649 --> 00:12:06,434
all: ♪ shimmy, shimmy,
aw, gimme, gimme ♪

288
00:12:06,435 --> 00:12:09,153
♪ even if that wolf's
just a grey old goat ♪

289
00:12:09,154 --> 00:12:11,321
♪ he still would make
a nice fur coat ♪

290
00:12:11,322 --> 00:12:13,822
Okay, hold on, hold on.

291
00:12:13,823 --> 00:12:16,759
Okay, new idea.
Karen, step back next to Bobby.

292
00:12:16,760 --> 00:12:19,698
What's wrong?
[Dancers murmuring]

293
00:12:19,699 --> 00:12:22,298
Let's take it
from the dance break.

294
00:12:22,299 --> 00:12:23,827
Again!
Five, six, seven and...

295
00:12:24,401 --> 00:12:26,001
♪

296
00:12:29,238 --> 00:12:35,109
- Sorry.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

297
00:12:35,110 --> 00:12:36,047
You okay?

298
00:12:36,048 --> 00:12:38,049
Yeah, yeah, I'm just...

299
00:12:38,050 --> 00:12:40,114
[Laughs]

300
00:12:40,115 --> 00:12:43,518
[Sighs]

301
00:12:43,519 --> 00:12:45,352
[Indistinct conversation]

302
00:12:45,353 --> 00:12:46,420
Hey, when you do this
in the theater,

303
00:12:46,421 --> 00:12:47,988
are the numbers still there?

304
00:12:47,989 --> 00:12:49,523
Yes, Iowa, the numbers
are still there in the theater.

305
00:12:49,524 --> 00:12:50,591
Okay, I've just
never done this...

306
00:12:50,592 --> 00:12:53,148
We know.

307
00:12:53,149 --> 00:12:55,462
Bobby, Karen?

308
00:12:55,463 --> 00:12:57,164
- Ugh.
- Come on.

309
00:12:57,165 --> 00:12:58,532
I don't...
What does he mean?

310
00:12:58,533 --> 00:12:59,905
It means we're out
of the number.

311
00:12:59,906 --> 00:13:01,801
Remind me not to stand
next to you anymore.

312
00:13:01,802 --> 00:13:04,036
- What?
- Again!

313
00:13:04,037 --> 00:13:05,202
Five, six, seven, and...

314
00:13:05,203 --> 00:13:09,375
♪

315
00:13:10,447 --> 00:13:12,533
So first she has me
put in the back row.

316
00:13:12,534 --> 00:13:15,245
Then I'm out
of the number altogether.

317
00:13:15,246 --> 00:13:17,747
Dev here.
Yeah, it went great.

318
00:13:17,748 --> 00:13:20,217
A corrections officer got
arrested for a dwi in the Bronx.

319
00:13:20,218 --> 00:13:22,652
The police desk
never even called.

320
00:13:22,653 --> 00:13:24,954
Great, thanks.
[Cell phone beeps]

321
00:13:24,955 --> 00:13:27,140
Sorry... Ivy has
that kind of power?

322
00:13:27,141 --> 00:13:28,291
She's the star,
plus she's sleeping

323
00:13:28,292 --> 00:13:29,758
with the director.

324
00:13:29,759 --> 00:13:31,093
That apparently comes
with all sorts of perks.

325
00:13:31,094 --> 00:13:32,261
She's sleeping
with the director, wow.

326
00:13:32,262 --> 00:13:33,772
You buried the lead.

327
00:13:33,773 --> 00:13:35,398
It's just depressing
that she's allowed

328
00:13:35,399 --> 00:13:36,899
to do
whatever she wants to me.

329
00:13:36,900 --> 00:13:38,401
Maybe you should
just keep your head down.

330
00:13:38,402 --> 00:13:39,902
I'm an actress.

331
00:13:39,903 --> 00:13:41,236
I'm not supposed
to keep my head down,

332
00:13:41,237 --> 00:13:42,447
I'm supposed
to play to the balcony.

333
00:13:42,448 --> 00:13:43,638
[Cell phone rings]

334
00:13:43,639 --> 00:13:45,617
Sorry.
Dev here.

335
00:13:45,618 --> 00:13:47,410
No, no, no, no, Andrew.

336
00:13:47,411 --> 00:13:49,144
I've been on call now
for six days.

337
00:13:49,145 --> 00:13:50,611
- I need a night's sleep.
- I'm going to the gym.

338
00:13:50,612 --> 00:13:52,123
- Hang on.
- I'm okay, I'm okay.

339
00:13:52,124 --> 00:13:53,625
Just... just breathe.

340
00:13:53,626 --> 00:13:56,918
I can't.
Ivy might hear me.

341
00:13:56,919 --> 00:13:58,618
Love you.

342
00:13:58,619 --> 00:14:00,131
No, not you, Andrew.

343
00:14:00,132 --> 00:14:02,423
[Dog barking]

344
00:14:02,424 --> 00:14:04,624
I thought it was nice
that he invited you.

345
00:14:04,625 --> 00:14:06,460
He invited me
because you told him to.

346
00:14:06,461 --> 00:14:08,028
Tom.

347
00:14:08,029 --> 00:14:10,097
You love that kid.

348
00:14:10,098 --> 00:14:11,465
I've heard you say
so many times

349
00:14:11,466 --> 00:14:13,799
how proud
you are of Lyle.

350
00:14:13,800 --> 00:14:15,835
How impressive he was
as a little boy.

351
00:14:15,836 --> 00:14:17,603
How long has it been
since you've seen him?

352
00:14:17,604 --> 00:14:19,939
- Six years.
- Oh, go to the party!

353
00:14:19,940 --> 00:14:20,986
Tom!

354
00:14:20,987 --> 00:14:23,609
- I can't.
- Oh? Why?

355
00:14:23,610 --> 00:14:26,879
- I have a date.
- You have a date?

356
00:14:26,880 --> 00:14:28,281
Yes, I have a date.
Saturday night I have a date.

357
00:14:28,282 --> 00:14:30,015
- You do not.
- I do.

358
00:14:30,016 --> 00:14:32,150
With whom?

359
00:14:32,151 --> 00:14:34,319
Someone my mother knows.

360
00:14:34,320 --> 00:14:39,024
He's taking me
to a steak house.

361
00:14:39,025 --> 00:14:41,226
Your mother...

362
00:14:41,227 --> 00:14:42,527
Set you up?

363
00:14:42,528 --> 00:14:45,696
On a date?

364
00:14:45,697 --> 00:14:47,031
No, that sounds like fun.

365
00:14:47,032 --> 00:14:49,533
That sounds like
a really good idea.

366
00:14:49,534 --> 00:14:51,302
You should do that.

367
00:14:51,303 --> 00:14:53,337
You should do that
instead of going

368
00:14:53,338 --> 00:14:56,146
to a really cool party
honoring the kid

369
00:14:56,147 --> 00:14:57,875
<i>you</i> discovered.

370
00:14:57,876 --> 00:15:01,244
Who you've always liked,
who is now a big TV star.

371
00:15:01,245 --> 00:15:02,444
No, seriously.
A steak house?

372
00:15:02,445 --> 00:15:04,347
That sounds like
much more fun.

373
00:15:04,348 --> 00:15:05,382
[Snores]

374
00:15:05,383 --> 00:15:08,751
Oh!

375
00:15:08,752 --> 00:15:11,754
Tom?

376
00:15:16,894 --> 00:15:18,860
According to your records,
it was purchased from a dealer

377
00:15:18,861 --> 00:15:23,214
in Paris in 1985,
Francois Melinot.

378
00:15:23,215 --> 00:15:24,666
That's right.

379
00:15:24,667 --> 00:15:26,217
I just spoke
to monsieur Melinot.

380
00:15:26,218 --> 00:15:28,553
The provenance seems
to be accurately recorded.

381
00:15:28,554 --> 00:15:30,839
And the sketch
is charming.

382
00:15:30,840 --> 00:15:33,207
Any number of my clients
would love this.

383
00:15:33,208 --> 00:15:35,410
Degas did many sketches
of the little dancers,

384
00:15:35,411 --> 00:15:39,713
but this one
has extraordinary grace notes.

385
00:15:39,714 --> 00:15:41,358
- How much?
- Heh.

386
00:15:41,359 --> 00:15:44,235
Auctions are
notoriously unreliable,

387
00:15:44,236 --> 00:15:48,889
but an authentic Degas sketch
of this quality, 350.

388
00:15:48,890 --> 00:15:52,225
400.

389
00:15:52,226 --> 00:15:55,028
What if I just wanted
to sell it?

390
00:15:55,029 --> 00:15:56,696
Um...

391
00:15:56,697 --> 00:15:58,291
Before we talk details,
I'm a little concerned

392
00:15:58,292 --> 00:16:00,200
about the bill of sale.

393
00:16:00,201 --> 00:16:01,935
Oh, it was a gift
from my husband.

394
00:16:01,936 --> 00:16:03,403
A wedding gift
in fact.

395
00:16:03,404 --> 00:16:05,924
But the bill of sale
is in his name, you see.

396
00:16:05,925 --> 00:16:09,408
Unless you have
a letter of transfer?

397
00:16:09,409 --> 00:16:12,222
He didn't want it.
He doesn't even like it.

398
00:16:12,223 --> 00:16:16,082
Nevertheless, he owns it.

399
00:16:16,083 --> 00:16:19,229
Perhaps you could
have him call me

400
00:16:19,230 --> 00:16:22,287
and I could explain
the legalities.

401
00:16:24,290 --> 00:16:27,070
[Playing
<i>History is made at night]</i>

402
00:16:27,071 --> 00:16:30,661
♪

403
00:16:30,662 --> 00:16:34,099
all: ♪ 'cause history
is made at night ♪

404
00:16:34,100 --> 00:16:37,747
♪ so close the books,
turn off the light ♪

405
00:16:37,748 --> 00:16:40,770
♪ and listen ♪

406
00:16:40,771 --> 00:16:44,212
♪ let my heart
be the teacher ♪

407
00:16:44,213 --> 00:16:46,643
Okay, hold on.

408
00:16:46,644 --> 00:16:48,216
Hold on.

409
00:16:48,217 --> 00:16:49,980
Just give us a second.

410
00:16:49,981 --> 00:16:52,637
Your boys are hogging
all the melody.

411
00:16:52,638 --> 00:16:54,117
- Hey.
- Hi.

412
00:16:55,852 --> 00:16:57,520
Heh.

413
00:16:57,521 --> 00:17:02,024
You know, um,
I should really get going.

414
00:17:02,025 --> 00:17:03,326
I still have
a lot of work to do.

415
00:17:03,327 --> 00:17:07,263
Stay.
I like an audience.

416
00:17:07,264 --> 00:17:09,988
Yeah, well an audience
likes a coherent book.

417
00:17:09,989 --> 00:17:12,991
- Ah.
- So...

418
00:17:12,992 --> 00:17:15,504
You sound great.

419
00:17:15,505 --> 00:17:16,661
Okay.

420
00:17:16,662 --> 00:17:22,110
Let's take it again.

421
00:17:22,111 --> 00:17:24,513
[Playing
<i>History is made at night]</i>

422
00:17:24,514 --> 00:17:28,015
All: ♪ 'cause history
is made at night ♪

423
00:17:28,016 --> 00:17:31,185
♪ so close the books,
turn off the light ♪

424
00:17:31,186 --> 00:17:34,622
♪ and listen ♪

425
00:17:34,623 --> 00:17:38,492
♪ let my heart
be the teacher ♪

426
00:17:38,493 --> 00:17:41,144
♪ no one here
to disapprove ♪

427
00:17:41,145 --> 00:17:43,964
♪ as we review the lessons ♪

428
00:17:43,965 --> 00:17:46,357
♪ you've been missing ♪

429
00:17:46,358 --> 00:17:47,567
Okay, guys.

430
00:17:47,568 --> 00:17:49,652
[Laughs]
Give a girl a chance.

431
00:17:49,653 --> 00:17:51,529
Yeah, she's right.

432
00:17:51,530 --> 00:17:54,307
There's too much sound
in the mix, Tom.

433
00:17:54,308 --> 00:17:55,366
It's eight voices.

434
00:17:55,367 --> 00:17:57,343
They sound fantastic.

435
00:17:57,344 --> 00:18:00,663
It's just... at least
while I'm learning it.

436
00:18:00,664 --> 00:18:03,500
Sure, sure. Karen, why don't
you sit this one out?

437
00:18:03,501 --> 00:18:05,710
- I can tone it down.
- It's just for now.

438
00:18:05,711 --> 00:18:10,923
We just need to hear
the number without you.

439
00:18:10,924 --> 00:18:16,094
Excuse me.

440
00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:18,139
Let's take it again.

441
00:18:18,140 --> 00:18:20,732
♪

442
00:18:20,733 --> 00:18:24,187
all: ♪ 'cause history
is made at night ♪

443
00:18:24,188 --> 00:18:27,338
♪ so close the books,
turn off the light ♪

444
00:18:27,339 --> 00:18:33,338
♪ and listen ♪

445
00:18:34,679 --> 00:18:37,514
♪ no one here
to disapprove ♪

446
00:18:37,515 --> 00:18:39,016
♪ as we review the lessons ♪

447
00:18:39,017 --> 00:18:41,919
How's it going in there?

448
00:18:41,920 --> 00:18:44,722
How do you think
it's going?

449
00:18:44,723 --> 00:18:45,750
It's horrible.

450
00:18:45,751 --> 00:18:47,857
It's...

451
00:18:47,858 --> 00:18:49,125
It's horrible.

452
00:18:49,126 --> 00:18:50,922
And you guys
are just horrible too.

453
00:18:50,923 --> 00:18:53,758
- Whoa.
- Don't say "whoa," it's true.

454
00:18:53,759 --> 00:18:55,798
She's trying to get me fired
and you guys are, like,

455
00:18:55,799 --> 00:18:57,345
"she's a hick,
she's from Iowa."

456
00:18:57,346 --> 00:18:58,868
I am just as good
as any of you guys.

457
00:18:58,869 --> 00:19:02,404
- Shh! They can hear.
- It's true.

458
00:19:02,405 --> 00:19:05,274
I am the same as you.

459
00:19:05,275 --> 00:19:06,563
You were all beginners too.

460
00:19:06,564 --> 00:19:09,445
And I'm good.

461
00:19:09,446 --> 00:19:10,479
I could've done that.

462
00:19:10,480 --> 00:19:14,070
I could've slept with him.

463
00:19:14,071 --> 00:19:17,653
I could've, he...

464
00:19:17,654 --> 00:19:19,087
And I didn't.

465
00:19:19,088 --> 00:19:21,589
And I wouldn't.

466
00:19:21,590 --> 00:19:24,659
And that doesn't make me
stupid or lame

467
00:19:24,660 --> 00:19:27,792
or untalented.

468
00:19:27,793 --> 00:19:30,665
And she shouldn't
be trying to get me fired.

469
00:19:30,666 --> 00:19:33,047
And you should be trying
to help me.

470
00:19:41,472 --> 00:19:44,475
[Pop song playing
inside store]

471
00:19:44,476 --> 00:19:45,813
What are we doing?

472
00:19:45,814 --> 00:19:47,181
Jessica had
a mother Theresa,

473
00:19:47,182 --> 00:19:49,650
come-to-Jesus moment.

474
00:19:49,651 --> 00:19:52,150
- We're helping.
- $250?

475
00:19:52,151 --> 00:19:55,621
Flesh tone tights
with fishnet stockings on top

476
00:19:55,622 --> 00:19:56,821
to get some texture.

477
00:19:56,822 --> 00:19:58,990
You wear that
under some loose pants,

478
00:19:58,991 --> 00:20:00,617
some high-top sneakers,
and a sweater

479
00:20:00,618 --> 00:20:02,619
- cut off at the neckline.
- Okay.

480
00:20:02,620 --> 00:20:04,164
You come into rehearsal
with your hair down,

481
00:20:04,165 --> 00:20:05,865
go into the bathroom,
take off your sweats

482
00:20:05,866 --> 00:20:07,699
and your sweater,
put your hair up in a pony tail

483
00:20:07,700 --> 00:20:08,875
and come back in.

484
00:20:08,876 --> 00:20:10,836
So it's like high school,

485
00:20:10,837 --> 00:20:12,337
you try and look
like everyone else.

486
00:20:12,338 --> 00:20:13,939
All: Exactly.

487
00:20:13,940 --> 00:20:15,540
- Where do you take class?
- What kind of class?

488
00:20:15,541 --> 00:20:17,142
- Dance class.
- [Laughs]

489
00:20:17,143 --> 00:20:19,178
We'll get you into ours,
it's good.

490
00:20:19,179 --> 00:20:21,387
But maybe tonight
we should do an intervention.

491
00:20:21,388 --> 00:20:24,807
Could we?

492
00:20:24,808 --> 00:20:26,784
Divorce is not
the most fun thing

493
00:20:26,785 --> 00:20:29,386
that's ever happened
to me in my life.

494
00:20:29,387 --> 00:20:31,105
I'm trying
to sell this sketch.

495
00:20:31,106 --> 00:20:33,390
Yes.

496
00:20:33,391 --> 00:20:34,725
Jerry's name
is on the bill of sale.

497
00:20:34,726 --> 00:20:36,361
It's a problem.

498
00:20:36,362 --> 00:20:41,665
- Yes.
- I hate Jerry.

499
00:20:41,666 --> 00:20:43,493
I used to love him.

500
00:20:43,494 --> 00:20:46,236
That sketch looks to me
like our happiness

501
00:20:46,237 --> 00:20:51,241
and I... I don't know
why it still looks that way.

502
00:20:51,242 --> 00:20:53,977
Let's get
you outta here.

503
00:20:53,978 --> 00:20:55,745
Lyle west is in town,
do you know him?

504
00:20:55,746 --> 00:20:58,815
We did <i>Oliver</i> together
when he was 11 years old.

505
00:20:58,816 --> 00:21:01,386
Well, Derek is throwing
him a birthday party.

506
00:21:01,387 --> 00:21:03,721
Uh, I don't think
I'm up to it.

507
00:21:03,722 --> 00:21:06,088
Just come
for a little while.

508
00:21:06,089 --> 00:21:07,093
Let me just call

509
00:21:07,094 --> 00:21:10,103
and make sure that Jerry's
not gonna be there.

510
00:21:10,104 --> 00:21:13,028
Lyle was such
a sweet little boy.

511
00:21:13,029 --> 00:21:14,816
[As oliver]
"Please, sir, I want some more."

512
00:21:14,817 --> 00:21:16,598
[Laughs]

513
00:21:16,599 --> 00:21:19,067
Yeah, well that sweet boy
is now a mega-zillionaire.

514
00:21:19,068 --> 00:21:20,405
Oh, yeah,
don't you know?

515
00:21:20,406 --> 00:21:22,337
His last show
was sold into syndication

516
00:21:22,338 --> 00:21:24,873
for $80 million.

517
00:21:24,874 --> 00:21:26,202
80 million?

518
00:21:26,203 --> 00:21:28,454
It was just in the trades,
just last week.

519
00:21:28,455 --> 00:21:31,179
Derek... oh, good.
I'm glad I caught you.

520
00:21:31,180 --> 00:21:34,181
80 million, mm.

521
00:21:35,588 --> 00:21:37,154
She's too big.

522
00:21:37,155 --> 00:21:39,266
I didn't work my ass off
for ten years

523
00:21:39,267 --> 00:21:41,168
just to be upstaged by somebody
who doesn't even know...

524
00:21:41,169 --> 00:21:42,568
I know, I get it,
I'm just... I'm saying

525
00:21:42,569 --> 00:21:44,403
you didn't have
to pull a diva on her.

526
00:21:44,404 --> 00:21:46,438
I didn't even
pull half a diva.

527
00:21:46,439 --> 00:21:47,974
And trust me,
they never would have cut her

528
00:21:47,975 --> 00:21:49,559
just to make me
feel better.

529
00:21:49,560 --> 00:21:52,178
Ivy, baby, it's not
like I know this chick.

530
00:21:52,179 --> 00:21:53,779
I'm not all worried
about her feelings,

531
00:21:53,780 --> 00:21:58,025
- it's just... oh, no, look at this.
- What?

532
00:21:58,026 --> 00:22:00,352
My Mets, they have,
like, no pitching this season.

533
00:22:00,353 --> 00:22:03,154
- None.
- Well, I'm not apologizing.

534
00:22:03,155 --> 00:22:05,656
Woman, for the last time
I'm not asking you

535
00:22:05,657 --> 00:22:08,244
to apologize,
I'm... oh, my God.

536
00:22:08,245 --> 00:22:09,794
Sam, the Mets
are gonna be fine.

537
00:22:09,795 --> 00:22:11,263
Not "oh, my God,
the poor Mets."

538
00:22:11,264 --> 00:22:12,864
Oh, my God,
you look amazing.

539
00:22:12,865 --> 00:22:14,164
- I do?
- You do.

540
00:22:14,165 --> 00:22:15,632
- Really?
- Really.

541
00:22:15,633 --> 00:22:18,369
It's a Zac Posen.
[Giggles]

542
00:22:18,837 --> 00:22:20,337
I think it's only
been worn once.

543
00:22:20,338 --> 00:22:22,806
And the zipper
still works and everything.

544
00:22:22,807 --> 00:22:25,009
Me

545
00:22:25,010 --> 00:22:26,721
[zipper zips]

546
00:22:28,713 --> 00:22:29,946
Hey, love,
you're home late.

547
00:22:29,947 --> 00:22:32,681
- Hi.
- Hi.

548
00:22:32,682 --> 00:22:33,950
- Hello.
- Hi.

549
00:22:33,951 --> 00:22:36,986
- Hi.
- Hi, Bobby.

550
00:22:36,987 --> 00:22:39,355
Dev, nice to meet you.

551
00:22:39,356 --> 00:22:41,324
What the...?

552
00:22:41,325 --> 00:22:43,960
Oh, mm!

553
00:22:43,961 --> 00:22:45,156
Okay.

554
00:22:45,157 --> 00:22:47,296
Karen?

555
00:22:47,297 --> 00:22:48,563
Oh, sorry about this.

556
00:22:48,564 --> 00:22:50,661
Everyone, this
is my boyfriend Dev.

557
00:22:50,662 --> 00:22:53,335
Well done, Iowa.

558
00:22:53,336 --> 00:22:55,082
Uh, you're
all here because...

559
00:22:55,083 --> 00:22:57,251
We're doing
an intervention.

560
00:22:57,252 --> 00:22:59,374
Oh, things haven't improved,
I gather.

561
00:22:59,375 --> 00:23:02,576
I'm not gonna lie,
it's a disaster.

562
00:23:02,577 --> 00:23:04,717
This is cute.

563
00:23:04,718 --> 00:23:06,547
[Playing <i>Haven't met you yet]</i>

564
00:23:06,548 --> 00:23:09,250
♪ I'm not surprised,
not everything lasts ♪

565
00:23:09,251 --> 00:23:11,585
♪ I've broken my heart
so many times ♪

566
00:23:11,586 --> 00:23:13,142
♪ I've stopped
keeping track ♪

567
00:23:13,143 --> 00:23:16,771
♪ I talk myself in,
I talk myself out ♪

568
00:23:16,772 --> 00:23:20,274
♪ I get all worked up
and then I let myself down ♪

569
00:23:20,275 --> 00:23:24,831
♪ I tried so very hard
not to lose it ♪

570
00:23:24,832 --> 00:23:28,568
♪ I came up
with a million excuses ♪

571
00:23:28,569 --> 00:23:34,440
♪ I thought I thought
of every possibility ♪

572
00:23:34,441 --> 00:23:38,243
♪ but somehow I know
that it'll all turn out ♪

573
00:23:38,244 --> 00:23:42,421
♪ and you'll make me work
so we can work to work it out ♪

574
00:23:42,422 --> 00:23:46,051
♪ and I promise you, kid,
that I'll give so much more ♪

575
00:23:46,052 --> 00:23:48,845
♪ than I get ♪

576
00:23:48,846 --> 00:23:51,764
♪ I just haven't
met you yet ♪

577
00:23:51,765 --> 00:23:56,127
♪ they say all's fair ♪

578
00:23:56,128 --> 00:23:59,197
♪ in love and war ♪

579
00:23:59,198 --> 00:24:02,000
♪ but I won't need
to fight it ♪

580
00:24:02,357 --> 00:24:04,102
♪ we'll get it right ♪

581
00:24:04,103 --> 00:24:07,237
♪ and we'll be united ♪

582
00:24:07,238 --> 00:24:10,907
♪ oh, you know
that it'll all tn n out ♪

583
00:24:10,908 --> 00:24:15,078
♪ and you'll make me work
so we can work to work it out ♪

584
00:24:15,079 --> 00:24:19,049
♪ hey, and I promise you, kid,
that I'll give so much more ♪

585
00:24:19,050 --> 00:24:21,751
♪ than I get ♪

586
00:24:21,752 --> 00:24:25,621
♪ I just haven't
met you yet ♪

587
00:24:25,622 --> 00:24:29,392
[cheers and applause]
Thank you.

588
00:24:29,393 --> 00:24:32,428
[Sighs]

589
00:24:41,671 --> 00:24:45,273
- You look stunning.
- Your place is beautiful.

590
00:24:45,274 --> 00:24:49,344
Thanks.

591
00:24:49,345 --> 00:24:51,980
Lyle, this is Ivy.

592
00:24:51,981 --> 00:24:53,615
She's playing my Marilyn.

593
00:24:53,616 --> 00:24:56,746
I can immediately see
why they cast you as Marilyn.

594
00:24:57,185 --> 00:24:58,915
That dress is amazing.

595
00:24:58,916 --> 00:25:01,088
Lyle.

596
00:25:01,089 --> 00:25:03,669
This is very precocious
behavior for a 15-year-old.

597
00:25:03,670 --> 00:25:06,589
[Chuckles]
I'm 12, you jerk.

598
00:25:07,095 --> 00:25:09,592
And precocious would
be showing her the bedrooms.

599
00:25:09,593 --> 00:25:11,427
Would you like
to see the bedrooms?

600
00:25:11,428 --> 00:25:14,267
Oh, you're adorable.

601
00:25:14,268 --> 00:25:16,202
- She thinks I'm kidding.
- Mm-hm.

602
00:25:16,203 --> 00:25:18,142
I so wish
you didn't think that.

603
00:25:18,143 --> 00:25:20,436
You played beautifully.

604
00:25:20,437 --> 00:25:22,642
I finished
my mba at wharton,

605
00:25:22,643 --> 00:25:24,377
even though I knew
that ultimately the law

606
00:25:24,378 --> 00:25:27,780
was going to be
more compelling to me.

607
00:25:27,781 --> 00:25:29,448
Why?

608
00:25:29,449 --> 00:25:33,351
How did you know?

609
00:25:33,352 --> 00:25:36,121
"Applied principles
of macro-dynamics

610
00:25:36,122 --> 00:25:38,691
in developing economies."

611
00:25:38,692 --> 00:25:40,539
I was as bored
as you look right now.

612
00:25:40,540 --> 00:25:42,527
[Laughs] No.

613
00:25:42,528 --> 00:25:45,129
Don't be polite,
it's not necessary.

614
00:25:45,130 --> 00:25:47,364
I'm boring myself, frankly.

615
00:25:47,365 --> 00:25:49,256
I'm a little nervous.

616
00:25:49,257 --> 00:25:51,302
You don't look nervous.

617
00:25:51,303 --> 00:25:53,738
Seriously, I had no intention
of going out on a date

618
00:25:53,739 --> 00:25:55,388
that my mother
set up for me

619
00:25:55,389 --> 00:26:00,559
but then I checked you out
online and I thought... wow.

620
00:26:00,560 --> 00:26:03,513
[Clinks wine glass]
Yay, mom.

621
00:26:03,514 --> 00:26:07,317
Hm.

622
00:26:07,318 --> 00:26:09,152
Hi, we're friends
of Derek's.

623
00:26:09,153 --> 00:26:11,054
I know who you are,
Mrs. Rand.

624
00:26:11,055 --> 00:26:13,223
I have something here, I'd
like to put it somewhere safe.

625
00:26:13,224 --> 00:26:14,657
Sure, right this way.

626
00:26:15,092 --> 00:26:16,926
I'll see you inside.

627
00:26:16,927 --> 00:26:20,062
You know, Mrs. Rand,
I'm an actress and a dancer.

628
00:26:20,063 --> 00:26:24,433
Not now, sweetheart.

629
00:26:24,434 --> 00:26:25,868
Ellis?

630
00:26:25,869 --> 00:26:27,903
Julia, hi!

631
00:26:27,904 --> 00:26:29,404
Uh, this
is my friend Cynthia.

632
00:26:29,405 --> 00:26:30,840
Cyn.
People call me "Cyn."

633
00:26:30,841 --> 00:26:32,073
Oh.

634
00:26:32,074 --> 00:26:33,842
Julia is Tom's
writing partner.

635
00:26:33,843 --> 00:26:36,303
Oh, of course.
I know who you are.

636
00:26:36,304 --> 00:26:38,013
Well, he talks about
you guys all the time.

637
00:26:38,014 --> 00:26:39,615
He's, like, obsessed.

638
00:26:39,616 --> 00:26:41,058
Not obsessed.

639
00:26:41,059 --> 00:26:42,917
Interested.

640
00:26:42,918 --> 00:26:45,287
I'm surprised
to see you here, Ellis.

641
00:26:45,288 --> 00:26:46,439
Is Tom here?

642
00:26:46,440 --> 00:26:48,589
I haven't seen him.

643
00:26:48,590 --> 00:26:51,592
Excuse me.

644
00:26:56,731 --> 00:26:57,931
Lyle?

645
00:26:57,932 --> 00:26:59,767
- Eileen.
- Hi.

646
00:26:59,768 --> 00:27:01,202
[Kisses]

647
00:27:01,203 --> 00:27:02,236
Are you hiding here
all alone on the stairs?

648
00:27:02,237 --> 00:27:04,037
I am.

649
00:27:04,038 --> 00:27:05,605
It's so great that Derek
did this for me but sometimes

650
00:27:05,606 --> 00:27:08,085
parties like this,
I feel like I have to be "on."

651
00:27:08,086 --> 00:27:09,576
Well, you're
a big star now.

652
00:27:09,577 --> 00:27:10,546
You'd think you'd
get used to it.

653
00:27:10,547 --> 00:27:12,045
You'd be wrong.

654
00:27:12,046 --> 00:27:15,215
I was really hoping
to just see my friends.

655
00:27:15,216 --> 00:27:16,916
Well, I think you'll find
you have a lot of those

656
00:27:16,917 --> 00:27:19,719
now that your show's
gone into syndication.

657
00:27:19,720 --> 00:27:21,554
You got that right.
[Laughs]

658
00:27:21,555 --> 00:27:22,975
I was reading the trades
and I thought,

659
00:27:22,976 --> 00:27:26,257
"mm, my goodness,
what is Lyle gonna do

660
00:27:26,258 --> 00:27:27,438
with all that cash?"

661
00:27:27,439 --> 00:27:29,161
Well, I'm
all over the map.

662
00:27:29,162 --> 00:27:30,929
My business manager
has me in Sri Lanka's

663
00:27:30,930 --> 00:27:33,986
Colombo stock exchange,
the classic car market.

664
00:27:33,987 --> 00:27:36,530
Mm.
Drinks!

665
00:27:36,531 --> 00:27:38,303
Now what exactly
is the problem?

666
00:27:38,304 --> 00:27:40,105
I think she's
a wonderful dancer.

667
00:27:40,106 --> 00:27:41,535
Her dancing isn't the problem,
it's actually fierce.

668
00:27:41,536 --> 00:27:43,273
It's not, like,
all trained and perfect.

669
00:27:43,274 --> 00:27:44,747
- But it's watchable.
- Watchable?

670
00:27:44,748 --> 00:27:46,540
I'm watching her
and I usually

671
00:27:46,541 --> 00:27:48,250
like to watch myself
in the mirror.

672
00:27:48,251 --> 00:27:50,044
That's true.

673
00:27:50,045 --> 00:27:53,084
- Ivy's the problem.
- Ivy's fine.

674
00:27:53,085 --> 00:27:55,174
The problem is you,
miss artichoke heart.

675
00:27:55,175 --> 00:27:57,254
Golden sprout champion,
and it was a great day for me

676
00:27:57,255 --> 00:27:59,155
so don't
make fun of it.

677
00:27:59,156 --> 00:28:00,623
Yeah, but you didn't sign up
to be champion this time.

678
00:28:00,624 --> 00:28:02,025
That's Ivy's job.

679
00:28:02,026 --> 00:28:03,641
You signed up
to be her backup singer.

680
00:28:03,642 --> 00:28:05,142
- I'm trying.
- Oh, my God.

681
00:28:05,143 --> 00:28:07,296
You are so not trying.

682
00:28:07,297 --> 00:28:08,687
Ladies...

683
00:28:08,688 --> 00:28:10,189
Should we show her
how it's done?

684
00:28:10,190 --> 00:28:12,802
Move this table.
Please, help me.

685
00:28:12,803 --> 00:28:15,204
- I'm getting a show?
- You're getting a lesson.

686
00:28:15,205 --> 00:28:16,271
Oh.

687
00:28:16,272 --> 00:28:18,040
- This way?
- Yup.

688
00:28:18,041 --> 00:28:19,698
We told you that
we're in the same dance class.

689
00:28:19,699 --> 00:28:21,200
Now watch and learn.

690
00:28:21,201 --> 00:28:22,576
What are we doing?

691
00:28:22,577 --> 00:28:24,947
- <i>Rumour has it.</i>
- Ooh, perfect.

692
00:28:24,948 --> 00:28:26,148
Lucky you.

693
00:28:26,705 --> 00:28:27,883
Both: [Giggling]

694
00:28:27,884 --> 00:28:29,684
Don't lose focus,
eyes out.

695
00:28:29,685 --> 00:28:30,785
[Playing <i>Rumour has it]</i>

696
00:28:30,786 --> 00:28:32,653
Nobody's bigger than anybody.

697
00:28:32,654 --> 00:28:34,655
Nobody's out of line.

698
00:28:34,656 --> 00:28:35,790
Everybody's in it.

699
00:28:35,791 --> 00:28:38,126
♪ Ooh-ooh
ooh-ooh ♪

700
00:28:38,127 --> 00:28:39,961
Five, six, seven, eight.

701
00:28:39,962 --> 00:28:43,013
♪ She, she ain't real ♪

702
00:28:43,014 --> 00:28:46,225
♪ she ain't gonna be able
to love you like I will ♪

703
00:28:46,226 --> 00:28:48,368
- [laughs]
- Stop.

704
00:28:48,369 --> 00:28:49,535
Okay.

705
00:28:49,536 --> 00:28:52,205
♪ She is a stranger ♪

706
00:28:52,206 --> 00:28:56,143
♪ you and I have history
or don't you remember? ♪

707
00:28:56,144 --> 00:29:00,013
♪ sure, she's
got it all ♪

708
00:29:00,014 --> 00:29:03,516
♪ but, baby, is that
really what you want ♪

709
00:29:03,517 --> 00:29:06,218
[Laughs]

710
00:29:06,219 --> 00:29:08,414
I'm surprised no one's
mentioned art to you.

711
00:29:08,415 --> 00:29:12,224
It's the one investment
that never loses its value.

712
00:29:12,225 --> 00:29:15,395
Art and gold bullion.

713
00:29:15,396 --> 00:29:17,256
You know why?

714
00:29:17,257 --> 00:29:21,385
- The Chinese.
- The Chinese like Degas?

715
00:29:21,386 --> 00:29:24,002
No, the Chinese
like a good investment.

716
00:29:24,003 --> 00:29:27,266
Currencies are failing,
the stock market is a mess.

717
00:29:27,267 --> 00:29:29,441
Art and gold bullion.

718
00:29:29,442 --> 00:29:32,711
Those are your choices.

719
00:29:32,712 --> 00:29:34,273
How much do you need?

720
00:29:34,274 --> 00:29:37,276
- 200,000.
- 200,000... that's all?

721
00:29:37,277 --> 00:29:39,450
Well, for those of us
who aren't in syndication,

722
00:29:39,451 --> 00:29:44,755
that's rather a lot.

723
00:29:44,756 --> 00:29:46,190
I tell you what.

724
00:29:46,191 --> 00:29:48,329
I'll give you 175
for the drawing.

725
00:29:48,330 --> 00:29:49,955
Keep it as collateral
and you give me points.

726
00:29:49,956 --> 00:29:51,093
Why would
I give you the sketch

727
00:29:51,094 --> 00:29:52,625
if I'm giving you points?

728
00:29:52,626 --> 00:29:54,793
If <i>Marilyn</i> flops
I still come out even.

729
00:29:54,794 --> 00:29:57,734
And if it's a success,
then you get your sketch back.

730
00:29:57,735 --> 00:29:59,840
Which you wouldn't
if you just sold it to me.

731
00:29:59,841 --> 00:30:02,405
Little Lyle,
all grown up.

732
00:30:02,406 --> 00:30:04,511
- One point.
- Three.

733
00:30:04,512 --> 00:30:08,910
1 1/2,
and I get the money this week.

734
00:30:08,911 --> 00:30:10,879
How do I know
if the show's any good?

735
00:30:10,880 --> 00:30:12,645
I mean, it's
all in the execution.

736
00:30:12,646 --> 00:30:15,314
That's a fair question.

737
00:30:15,315 --> 00:30:18,620
- Scotch?
- Mm-hm.

738
00:30:18,621 --> 00:30:20,489
- Find Tom.
- Oh! There you are.

739
00:30:20,490 --> 00:30:21,724
Yeah, and
do me a favor.

740
00:30:21,725 --> 00:30:23,358
Get our DiMaggio
on the phone too.

741
00:30:25,093 --> 00:30:26,992
You want me
to call Michael?

742
00:30:26,993 --> 00:30:28,629
Why?

743
00:30:28,630 --> 00:30:30,732
He... he's probably
at home with his family.

744
00:30:30,733 --> 00:30:33,234
I don't want to...

745
00:30:33,235 --> 00:30:35,503
- Hold this.
- Oh.

746
00:30:35,504 --> 00:30:37,905
Damn.

747
00:30:37,906 --> 00:30:39,296
[Sighs]

748
00:30:41,609 --> 00:30:45,427
And one, two, three, four.
And five, six, seven, eight.

749
00:30:45,428 --> 00:30:46,847
And one, two... okay.

750
00:30:46,848 --> 00:30:48,782
Too much.
Let me do it next to you.

751
00:30:48,783 --> 00:30:50,283
Five, six, seven, eight.

752
00:30:50,284 --> 00:30:53,519
- And one, two...
- No, no, stop pulling focus.

753
00:30:53,520 --> 00:30:56,455
From the arms... seven, eight.
One, two...

754
00:30:56,456 --> 00:30:57,623
You guys are worse
than the New York press.

755
00:30:57,624 --> 00:30:59,692
One, two, three, four.

756
00:30:59,693 --> 00:31:01,694
And one, two, three, four.

757
00:31:05,665 --> 00:31:08,934
- Hi.
- Hi.

758
00:31:08,935 --> 00:31:10,202
This better be good.

759
00:31:10,203 --> 00:31:11,703
I don't actually
know what it is.

760
00:31:12,287 --> 00:31:13,104
- Hi
- hi.

761
00:31:13,105 --> 00:31:14,606
- Oh, John.
- What's going on?

762
00:31:14,607 --> 00:31:16,750
- I... I don't know.
- God, look at you.

763
00:31:16,751 --> 00:31:18,002
You need me?

764
00:31:18,003 --> 00:31:19,628
A-ha!

765
00:31:19,629 --> 00:31:22,113
The reinforcements
have arrived.

766
00:31:22,114 --> 00:31:26,117
I knew they would.
It's showtime.

767
00:31:28,762 --> 00:31:30,055
Today... is my birthday.

768
00:31:30,056 --> 00:31:32,934
I'm so glad
you're all here with me.

769
00:31:32,935 --> 00:31:35,903
Thank you.

770
00:31:35,904 --> 00:31:39,039
Derek Wills and Tom Levitt
cast me my first musical

771
00:31:39,040 --> 00:31:41,675
off-Broadway when
I was just eight years old.

772
00:31:41,676 --> 00:31:44,578
So they were best friends as
well as being the best friends

773
00:31:44,579 --> 00:31:46,580
an eight-year-old wannabe
musical theater star

774
00:31:46,581 --> 00:31:48,073
could hope for.

775
00:31:48,074 --> 00:31:52,185
And so I asked them, as a gift,
to play me a song

776
00:31:52,186 --> 00:31:54,913
from their new musical <i>Marilyn,</i>
and they said yes!

777
00:31:54,914 --> 00:31:57,833
[Cheers and applause]

778
00:32:01,887 --> 00:32:03,688
[Clears throat]

779
00:32:03,689 --> 00:32:06,758
Well, we've, uh,
just started learning

780
00:32:06,759 --> 00:32:09,678
the big USO number where Marilyn
sings to the troops.

781
00:32:09,679 --> 00:32:11,972
That sound like something
you might wanna hear?

782
00:32:11,973 --> 00:32:15,065
All: Yeah!
[Cheers and applause]

783
00:32:17,369 --> 00:32:19,470
It's in <i>G</i>,
very easy changes.

784
00:32:19,471 --> 00:32:22,038
Just... read my mind.

785
00:32:22,039 --> 00:32:24,574
Uh, ladies and gentlemen.

786
00:32:24,575 --> 00:32:27,042
Marilyn herself.

787
00:32:27,043 --> 00:32:28,310
Ivy Lynn.

788
00:32:28,311 --> 00:32:30,246
[Applause]

789
00:32:30,247 --> 00:32:32,047
[Playing <i>I never met a wolf
who didn't love to howl]</i>

790
00:32:32,048 --> 00:32:35,885
♪ When you are born
with sex appeal ♪

791
00:32:35,886 --> 00:32:39,333
♪ in the forest
called Hollywood ♪

792
00:32:39,889 --> 00:32:43,725
♪ you'll find more wolves
at your back door ♪

793
00:32:43,726 --> 00:32:47,674
♪ than that
little red riding hood ♪

794
00:32:47,675 --> 00:32:51,600
♪ now she and
her little old grandma ♪

795
00:32:51,601 --> 00:32:55,808
♪ could have learned
from the men I've dated ♪

796
00:32:55,809 --> 00:32:57,171
♪ that a wolf ♪

797
00:32:57,172 --> 00:32:59,507
♪ can be quite ♪

798
00:32:59,508 --> 00:33:03,344
♪ a devotee ♪

799
00:33:03,345 --> 00:33:08,487
both: ♪ once
he's domesticated ♪

800
00:33:08,488 --> 00:33:10,088
♪

801
00:33:24,032 --> 00:33:25,832
♪ there's a lesson
they should teach in school ♪

802
00:33:26,254 --> 00:33:28,434
♪ when a girl gets curvy
and the boys all drool ♪

803
00:33:28,435 --> 00:33:30,926
♪ if math and science
just ain't your style ♪

804
00:33:30,927 --> 00:33:34,140
♪ just give that teacher a wink ♪

805
00:33:34,141 --> 00:33:36,442
♪ for a passing grade
you won't have to wait

806
00:33:36,443 --> 00:33:39,278
♪ and you can thank him later
when you graduate ♪

807
00:33:39,279 --> 00:33:43,615
♪ 'cause I never met a wolf
who didn't love to howl ♪

808
00:33:43,616 --> 00:33:44,916
all: ♪ awoo!! ♪

809
00:33:44,917 --> 00:33:46,351
♪ no, I never met a man ♪

810
00:33:46,352 --> 00:33:48,119
♪ who wasn't on the prowl ♪

811
00:33:48,742 --> 00:33:50,042
♪shimmy, shimmy,
aw, gimme, gimme♪

812
00:33:50,122 --> 00:33:52,357
♪if a nice diploma 
you want to get

813
00:33:52,358 --> 00:33:55,126
♪ well then make that teacher
the student's pet ♪

814
00:33:55,127 --> 00:33:59,697
♪yeah, I never met a wolf
who didn't love to howl ♪

815
00:33:59,698 --> 00:34:01,365
all: ♪ whoo! ♪

816
00:34:01,366 --> 00:34:03,200
♪ you never know
where a wolf might crouch ♪

817
00:34:03,201 --> 00:34:05,937
♪ but his natural habitat's
the casting couch ♪

818
00:34:05,938 --> 00:34:08,706
♪ so take lots of pictures
of the wildlife ♪

819
00:34:08,707 --> 00:34:11,642
♪ to tell the wolf
you could share with his wife ♪

820
00:34:11,643 --> 00:34:14,136
♪ the hunter gets
captured by the game ♪

821
00:34:14,137 --> 00:34:16,597
♪ then Leo the lion
will be roaring your name! ♪

822
00:34:16,598 --> 00:34:20,884
♪ yeah, I never met a wolf
who didn't love to howl ♪

823
00:34:20,885 --> 00:34:22,786
all: ♪ awooo! ♪

824
00:34:22,787 --> 00:34:25,555
♪ no, I never met a man
who wasn't on the prowl ♪

825
00:34:25,556 --> 00:34:27,390
all: ♪ shimmy, shimmy,
aw, gimme, gimme ♪

826
00:34:27,391 --> 00:34:30,293
♪ if your face and figure
are whistle-bait ♪

827
00:34:30,294 --> 00:34:32,395
♪ honey, you'll have the keys
to the studio gate! ♪

828
00:34:32,396 --> 00:34:36,732
♪ yeah, I never met a wolf
who didn't love to howl ♪

829
00:34:36,733 --> 00:34:38,467
oh! Oh! Aah!

830
00:34:38,468 --> 00:34:40,568
All: ♪ the three little piggies
sure had it wrong ♪

831
00:34:40,569 --> 00:34:43,237
♪ when the wolf came a-knockin'
in that old song ♪

832
00:34:43,238 --> 00:34:44,973
♪ if he's huffin'
and puffin' and saying' ♪

833
00:34:44,974 --> 00:34:46,841
all: ♪ "Marilyn, I gotcha" ♪

834
00:34:46,842 --> 00:34:48,843
♪ I said, "come on in,"
and I put on Sinatra ♪

835
00:34:48,844 --> 00:34:52,013
all: ♪ oh, Frankie! ♪

836
00:34:52,014 --> 00:34:54,148
♪ a wealthy wolf
likes to buy his toys ♪

837
00:34:54,149 --> 00:34:56,717
♪ but he really
is just one of the boys ♪

838
00:34:56,718 --> 00:34:59,386
♪ if you've got something
for which he's craving ♪

839
00:34:59,931 --> 00:35:02,309
♪ it sure is good
that he's been saving ♪

840
00:35:02,310 --> 00:35:04,491
♪ be a fan,
give his cheek a peck ♪

841
00:35:04,492 --> 00:35:07,594
♪ but get his autograph
on a cashier's check! ♪

842
00:35:07,595 --> 00:35:11,430
all: ♪ yeah, I never met a wolf
who didn't love to howl ♪

843
00:35:11,431 --> 00:35:13,399
♪ awooo! ♪

844
00:35:13,400 --> 00:35:16,035
♪ no, I never met a man
who wasn't on the prowl ♪

845
00:35:16,036 --> 00:35:18,337
♪ shimmy, shimmy,
aw, gimme, gimme ♪

846
00:35:18,338 --> 00:35:20,940
♪ this wolf looks like
he's ready to dine ♪

847
00:35:20,941 --> 00:35:23,247
♪ tell me where can I sign
on the dotted line? ♪

848
00:35:23,248 --> 00:35:28,847
all: ♪ yeah, I never met a wolf
who didn't love to howl! ♪

849
00:35:28,848 --> 00:35:32,284
♪ oh, yeah! ♪

850
00:35:46,365 --> 00:35:47,854
You are thrilling.

851
00:35:47,855 --> 00:35:49,200
- Ah.
- Honestly.

852
00:35:49,201 --> 00:35:51,769
Thank you.

853
00:35:52,358 --> 00:35:54,444
Are you still interested
in showing me those bedrooms?

854
00:35:57,776 --> 00:36:00,777
Wonderful.

855
00:36:02,813 --> 00:36:05,815
[Chuckles]

856
00:36:14,804 --> 00:36:16,705
- [Giggling]
- And this is the third bedroom.

857
00:36:16,706 --> 00:36:18,173
This is even nicer...

858
00:36:18,676 --> 00:36:20,262
Eileen, hi.

859
00:36:20,263 --> 00:36:22,514
I-I'm so sorry.

860
00:36:22,515 --> 00:36:25,647
There's no need
to apologize.

861
00:36:25,648 --> 00:36:30,147
I was just looking
at past happiness.

862
00:36:30,148 --> 00:36:33,454
But you're
my happiness now.

863
00:36:33,455 --> 00:36:35,690
You were wonderful.

864
00:36:35,691 --> 00:36:38,226
Thank you.

865
00:36:38,227 --> 00:36:42,162
I'll be by your office
on Monday, Eileen.

866
00:36:42,163 --> 00:36:45,621
[Cries]

867
00:36:50,871 --> 00:36:53,139
That was so much fun.

868
00:36:53,140 --> 00:36:54,974
I gotta go.

869
00:36:54,975 --> 00:36:57,009
She rocked it, didn't she?

870
00:36:57,010 --> 00:36:58,978
Awesome.

871
00:36:58,979 --> 00:37:00,279
Good night.

872
00:37:00,635 --> 00:37:03,315
[Piano music playing]

873
00:37:03,316 --> 00:37:04,916
♪

874
00:37:10,423 --> 00:37:13,091
Wow.

875
00:37:13,092 --> 00:37:17,094
- Wow?
- That was...

876
00:37:17,095 --> 00:37:20,197
Impressive.

877
00:37:20,198 --> 00:37:22,267
As impressive
as the TV star?

878
00:37:22,268 --> 00:37:24,935
Is there
a TV star here?

879
00:37:24,936 --> 00:37:27,938
I'm too dazzled
by the piano player to notice.

880
00:37:34,078 --> 00:37:36,246
Yay, mom.

881
00:37:36,247 --> 00:37:38,256
Hm.

882
00:37:38,257 --> 00:37:40,049
[Rock music playing]

883
00:37:40,050 --> 00:37:41,285
Yeah, yeah, no...
Apart from the, uh, explosion

884
00:37:41,286 --> 00:37:42,852
at the Sewage Center
in Queens,

885
00:37:42,853 --> 00:37:44,688
it was an utterly,
wonderfully uneventful weekend.

886
00:37:44,689 --> 00:37:46,356
Is he always
on the phone?

887
00:37:46,357 --> 00:37:48,258
He was in charge of
the press office all weekend.

888
00:37:48,259 --> 00:37:51,260
Wow, he's important
and good-looking.

889
00:37:51,261 --> 00:37:55,798
- Stop.
- I've gotta go.

890
00:37:55,799 --> 00:37:57,700
- I'll take care of these.
- Ooh, I like him.

891
00:37:57,701 --> 00:38:00,903
- Sweet.
- Thank you.

892
00:38:01,362 --> 00:38:02,204
Hi.

893
00:38:02,205 --> 00:38:03,872
- Gosh, I hate shots.
- Cheers.

894
00:38:03,873 --> 00:38:06,040
Bottoms up.

895
00:38:06,041 --> 00:38:08,376
Come on, Iowa, let's show 'em
what the chorus looks like.

896
00:38:08,377 --> 00:38:10,312
- You ready?
- Okay.

897
00:38:10,313 --> 00:38:11,513
- You ready for this?
- We can do this.

898
00:38:12,081 --> 00:38:13,834
- I can do this.
- Come on.

899
00:38:13,835 --> 00:38:16,984
[Indistinct conversation]

900
00:38:22,123 --> 00:38:24,636
Hang on.
Where are you going?

901
00:38:24,637 --> 00:38:26,593
Don't bother.

902
00:38:26,594 --> 00:38:27,973
I saw you, Derek.

903
00:38:27,974 --> 00:38:30,809
- Saw me what?
- That woman.

904
00:38:30,810 --> 00:38:35,569
I saw you.
Everybody saw you.

905
00:38:35,570 --> 00:38:37,970
Saw me what, flirting?

906
00:38:37,971 --> 00:38:43,309
- Your hand was on her ass.
- Ivy.

907
00:38:43,310 --> 00:38:47,413
Everyone at this party
is a potential investor, okay?

908
00:38:47,414 --> 00:38:49,949
So, yeah, I am gonna flirt,
and I'm gonna put my hand

909
00:38:49,950 --> 00:38:51,913
on the asses
of pretty women

910
00:38:51,914 --> 00:38:54,619
if it makes them
feel that our show

911
00:38:54,620 --> 00:38:56,455
is the one they want
to throw millions of dollars at.

912
00:38:56,456 --> 00:38:57,989
It's meaningless.

913
00:38:57,990 --> 00:38:59,755
How come you didn't
tell me you cast Karen?

914
00:38:59,756 --> 00:39:02,427
She didn't get the part.

915
00:39:02,428 --> 00:39:05,093
You did.

916
00:39:05,094 --> 00:39:08,499
They loved you tonight.

917
00:39:08,500 --> 00:39:11,099
This is who you are now.

918
00:39:11,100 --> 00:39:14,972
Get used to it.

919
00:39:14,973 --> 00:39:18,190
This show means
everything to me.

920
00:39:18,191 --> 00:39:22,986
- I just want to feel safe.
- Then go back to the chorus.

921
00:39:22,987 --> 00:39:25,489
There's nothing safe
about being a star.

922
00:39:33,824 --> 00:39:37,417
You know, the bedrooms here
really are incredible.

923
00:39:40,630 --> 00:39:46,234
Perhaps you should show them
to me then.

924
00:39:46,235 --> 00:39:48,003
[Playing <i>Rumour has it]</i>

925
00:39:48,004 --> 00:39:50,338
Five, six, seven, eight.

926
00:39:50,339 --> 00:39:53,341
♪ She, she ain't real ♪

927
00:39:53,342 --> 00:39:57,479
♪ she ain't gonna be able
to love you like I will ♪

928
00:39:57,480 --> 00:40:02,383
♪ she is a stranger ♪

929
00:40:02,384 --> 00:40:05,820
♪ you and I have history
or don't you remember? ♪

930
00:40:05,821 --> 00:40:09,449
♪ sure, she's
got it all ♪

931
00:40:09,858 --> 00:40:15,562
♪ but, baby, is that really
what you want? ♪

932
00:40:15,563 --> 00:40:18,932
♪ bless your soul, you've got
your head in the clouds ♪

933
00:40:18,933 --> 00:40:21,000
♪ she made a fool
out of you ♪

934
00:40:21,001 --> 00:40:22,936
♪ and, boy,
she's bringing you down ♪

935
00:40:22,937 --> 00:40:25,572
♪ she made
your heart melt ♪

936
00:40:25,573 --> 00:40:27,607
♪ but she's cold
to the core ♪

937
00:40:27,608 --> 00:40:30,910
♪ now rumour has it she
ain't got your love anymore ♪

938
00:40:30,911 --> 00:40:32,545
♪ rumour has it, ooh ♪

939
00:40:32,546 --> 00:40:36,518
♪ rumour has it, ooh,
rumour has it, ooh ♪

940
00:40:36,519 --> 00:40:38,684
♪ rumour has it, ooh ♪

941
00:40:38,685 --> 00:40:41,854
♪ rumour has it, ooh,
rumour has it, ooh ♪

942
00:40:41,855 --> 00:40:46,424
♪ rumour has it, ooh,
rumour has it, ooh ♪

943
00:40:46,425 --> 00:40:48,025
♪

944
00:40:51,796 --> 00:40:55,203
[music slows down]

945
00:40:57,702 --> 00:41:01,905
♪ all of these words ♪

946
00:41:01,906 --> 00:41:05,463
♪ whispered in my ear ♪

947
00:41:05,464 --> 00:41:07,877
♪ tell a story that ♪

948
00:41:07,878 --> 00:41:11,761
♪ I cannot bear to hear ♪

949
00:41:11,762 --> 00:41:14,806
♪ just 'cause I said it ♪

950
00:41:14,807 --> 00:41:20,490
♪ don't mean
that I meant it ♪

951
00:41:20,491 --> 00:41:26,490
♪ people say crazy things ♪

952
00:41:27,397 --> 00:41:31,766
♪ just 'cause I said it ♪

953
00:41:31,767 --> 00:41:35,660
♪ don't mean
that I meant it ♪

954
00:41:36,006 --> 00:41:39,740
♪ just 'cause you heard it ♪

955
00:41:39,741 --> 00:41:41,476
[music speeds up]

956
00:41:41,477 --> 00:41:43,444
♪ hey! ♪

957
00:41:43,445 --> 00:41:45,313
♪ rumour has it ♪

958
00:41:45,314 --> 00:41:47,615
all: ♪ rumour has it,
rumour has it ♪

959
00:41:47,616 --> 00:41:53,087
♪ whoa-whoa-yeah-yeah! ♪

960
00:41:53,088 --> 00:41:57,849
♪ whoa-whoa-whoa,
yeah-yeah! ♪

961
00:41:57,850 --> 00:41:59,684
whoa!

962
00:41:59,685 --> 00:42:03,063
- All: ♪ rumour has it ♪
- ♪ yeah-yeah ♪

963
00:42:03,064 --> 00:42:06,799
♪ whoa-whoa-hey! ♪

964
00:42:06,800 --> 00:42:08,768
♪ come on now! ♪

965
00:42:08,769 --> 00:42:10,803
♪ rumour has it ♪

966
00:42:10,804 --> 00:42:13,782
♪ he's the one
I'm leaving you for ♪

967
00:42:13,783 --> 00:42:16,175
[cheers and applause]

968
00:42:16,176 --> 00:42:17,676
Whoa!

969
00:42:17,677 --> 00:42:20,712
♪ ♪

970
00:42:20,713 --> 00:42:24,167
- That was great!
- [Laughs] Whoo!

971
00:42:25,876 --> 00:42:31,508
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