1 00:00:00,083 --> 00:00:01,961 Previously on Smash... 2 00:00:03,486 --> 00:00:05,423 What's this Marilyn thing I keep hearing about? 3 00:00:05,988 --> 00:00:08,092 - Ivy Lynn, Karen Cartwright. - Classic. 4 00:00:08,093 --> 00:00:09,468 You put in ten years in the chorus 5 00:00:09,469 --> 00:00:11,892 and Karen-something shows up. 6 00:00:11,893 --> 00:00:14,060 Michael Swift is available if you're interested 7 00:00:14,061 --> 00:00:16,308 in making him an offer for DiMaggio. 8 00:00:16,309 --> 00:00:18,665 I had an affair with Michael Swift. 9 00:00:18,666 --> 00:00:21,334 - It's not going to be cheap. - What's Jerry's involvement? 10 00:00:21,335 --> 00:00:22,703 Jerry has no involvement. 11 00:00:25,006 --> 00:00:26,652 That was incredible. 12 00:00:26,653 --> 00:00:27,987 Do you think he gave me the part because I slept with him? 13 00:00:27,988 --> 00:00:29,697 He is a terrible human being! 14 00:00:33,747 --> 00:00:35,981 - Hey. - Hi. 15 00:00:41,555 --> 00:00:43,321 First day. I love first days. 16 00:00:43,322 --> 00:00:44,689 Me too. 17 00:00:44,690 --> 00:00:46,224 I am so glad that you're doing this. 18 00:00:46,225 --> 00:00:49,193 - Me too. - Exciting, isn't it? 19 00:00:49,194 --> 00:00:50,829 Hi, Linda. Where am I? 20 00:00:50,830 --> 00:00:52,330 You and Tom are here, Derek's there. 21 00:00:52,636 --> 00:00:54,566 Good, you put him at a different table. 22 00:00:54,567 --> 00:00:56,401 Yeah, I've worked with him before. 23 00:00:56,402 --> 00:01:00,538 Can you put Tom's assistant at a different table too? 24 00:01:00,539 --> 00:01:03,674 She's the one who almost took it out from under our Ivy? 25 00:01:03,675 --> 00:01:07,177 Where's the Marilyn in that? Could she be more midwest? 26 00:01:07,178 --> 00:01:08,579 Actually no, she was the golden sprout champion 27 00:01:08,580 --> 00:01:09,914 at the Iowa state fair. 28 00:01:09,915 --> 00:01:11,849 - You made that up. - I didn't. 29 00:01:11,850 --> 00:01:13,684 - She put it on her resume. - She's coming, she's coming. 30 00:01:13,685 --> 00:01:15,351 Hi, Dennis. Karen. 31 00:01:15,352 --> 00:01:17,386 - Yeah, I remember. - Hi. 32 00:01:17,387 --> 00:01:18,688 Hi. 33 00:01:18,689 --> 00:01:19,889 So do I put my stuff down here? 34 00:01:19,890 --> 00:01:22,358 You can put it anywhere you want. 35 00:01:22,359 --> 00:01:26,962 The maestro arrives. 36 00:01:26,963 --> 00:01:32,468 - Hi, Derek. - Yeah, hi. 37 00:01:32,469 --> 00:01:33,802 Hey. 38 00:01:33,803 --> 00:01:36,305 Michael, hi. Hi. 39 00:01:36,306 --> 00:01:38,574 Yeah, hi. 40 00:01:38,575 --> 00:01:40,776 - Great to be here. - Well, we're thrilled. 41 00:01:40,777 --> 00:01:44,079 As you know. 44 00:01:46,441 --> 00:01:48,916 I'm not. 45 00:01:48,917 --> 00:01:51,385 I mean, we're both adults right? 46 00:01:51,386 --> 00:01:53,739 I was talking about the workshop. 47 00:01:53,740 --> 00:01:56,924 - Michael, hi. - Hey, Tom. 48 00:01:56,925 --> 00:02:00,394 You sound great on the demo of Mr. and Mrs. Smith. 49 00:02:00,395 --> 00:02:03,296 Yeah, it's great. He's gonna be so great. 50 00:02:03,297 --> 00:02:06,633 So great. 51 00:02:06,634 --> 00:02:08,067 Thanks. 52 00:02:08,068 --> 00:02:13,807 I think I'm gonna warm up. Excuse me. 53 00:02:13,808 --> 00:02:15,141 - You okay? - I'm fine. 54 00:02:15,142 --> 00:02:16,175 - You just seem a little... - Drop it. 55 00:02:16,176 --> 00:02:17,276 - You know. - Drop it. 56 00:02:17,277 --> 00:02:18,677 - I just mean... - Drop it. 57 00:02:18,678 --> 00:02:20,432 - Where's Eileen? - I have no idea. 58 00:02:20,433 --> 00:02:22,447 - Well, where's the money? - It's not there. 59 00:02:22,448 --> 00:02:23,644 Well, where'd it go? 60 00:02:23,645 --> 00:02:24,979 We are trying to figure that out. 61 00:02:24,980 --> 00:02:26,418 You are my lawyer. 62 00:02:26,419 --> 00:02:27,982 It's gotta be somewhere. 63 00:02:27,983 --> 00:02:30,523 Jerry is swanning around town spending as much money 64 00:02:30,524 --> 00:02:31,924 as he ever did! 65 00:02:31,925 --> 00:02:33,826 Well, his family owns half of Manhattan. 66 00:02:33,827 --> 00:02:36,156 I know about his family and their stupid money. 67 00:02:36,157 --> 00:02:37,741 Don't talk to me about that. 68 00:02:37,742 --> 00:02:41,120 All I need is $200,000, that's it... $200,000. 69 00:02:41,121 --> 00:02:42,454 Well, you have access to $8,000. 70 00:02:42,455 --> 00:02:43,668 The rest of it is frozen. 71 00:02:43,669 --> 00:02:46,004 Your husband is... 72 00:02:46,005 --> 00:02:47,126 Very clever. 73 00:02:47,127 --> 00:02:49,140 I know he's very clever. 74 00:02:49,141 --> 00:02:51,341 I know he's clever. 75 00:03:00,451 --> 00:03:02,683 Okay, everyone, here we go. 76 00:03:02,684 --> 00:03:05,221 Welcome to Marilyn. 77 00:03:21,038 --> 00:03:24,138 - Yeah! - Bravo! 78 00:03:24,139 --> 00:03:26,708 Okay, settle down, please. Settle down! 79 00:03:26,709 --> 00:03:28,910 Thank you. 80 00:03:28,911 --> 00:03:31,145 Okay, obviously we're not gonna have a table read 81 00:03:31,146 --> 00:03:34,089 because the book is still somewhat in flux. 82 00:03:34,090 --> 00:03:36,484 This'll be primarily for the ensemble. 83 00:03:36,485 --> 00:03:39,553 We'll put the rest in when the book is in better shape. 84 00:03:39,554 --> 00:03:40,754 We'll be staging some of the numbers. 85 00:03:40,755 --> 00:03:42,097 Others will be at music stands. 86 00:03:42,098 --> 00:03:43,591 We'll have some costume elements, 87 00:03:43,592 --> 00:03:46,026 a few props but basically... 88 00:03:46,027 --> 00:03:49,229 It's up to you to sell it. 89 00:03:49,230 --> 00:03:51,932 Now remember... 90 00:03:51,933 --> 00:03:54,934 This is a workshop. 91 00:03:54,935 --> 00:03:59,405 The road to Broadway is exceedingly long. 92 00:03:59,406 --> 00:04:01,941 So... 93 00:04:01,942 --> 00:04:04,443 Let's get to it. 94 00:04:04,444 --> 00:04:07,013 - Tom. - How about a little mambo? 95 00:04:09,042 --> 00:04:10,876 - Why not? - Grab a chair, grab a stand. 96 00:04:13,920 --> 00:04:15,005 Blondie. 97 00:04:17,624 --> 00:04:18,957 Trying to go to Broadway without me, 98 00:04:18,958 --> 00:04:20,302 My God. 99 00:04:20,303 --> 00:04:22,888 Good to see you! When did you get back? 100 00:04:22,889 --> 00:04:24,640 - Last week. - Everything okay, children? 101 00:04:24,641 --> 00:04:27,564 - You hired Sam. - I did. 102 00:04:27,565 --> 00:04:29,366 We did Chicago together. Six years ago? 103 00:04:29,367 --> 00:04:30,968 - Ten. - No, come on. 104 00:04:30,969 --> 00:04:33,524 Ten years ago, baby. We were both in the chorus. 105 00:04:33,525 --> 00:04:35,901 And you are Marilyn Monroe... 106 00:04:35,902 --> 00:04:37,942 Yeah, actually nobody is anybody 107 00:04:37,943 --> 00:04:39,576 until we start rehearsing, okay? 108 00:04:39,577 --> 00:04:44,047 Got it, got it. 109 00:04:44,048 --> 00:04:45,115 Welcome. 110 00:04:58,995 --> 00:04:59,925 almost. 111 00:05:01,430 --> 00:05:05,013 Thanks, everybody. That's a ten. 112 00:05:07,098 --> 00:05:09,852 You have a really fantastic voice. 113 00:05:09,853 --> 00:05:13,272 - Did you hear her? - Yeah, she sounds great. 114 00:05:13,273 --> 00:05:15,910 I knew the song from before, it was my callback piece. 115 00:05:15,911 --> 00:05:17,776 Your callback for what? 116 00:05:17,777 --> 00:05:20,982 - For Marilyn. - Well, I'm singing it now. 117 00:05:24,319 --> 00:05:26,988 How come nobody told me she was going to be here? 118 00:05:26,989 --> 00:05:30,357 - Derek didn't tell you? - No. 119 00:05:33,438 --> 00:05:35,627 I'm so sorry you missed it. 120 00:05:35,628 --> 00:05:39,788 - Ivy is sublime. - How's the rest of the cast? 121 00:05:39,789 --> 00:05:42,134 Michael Swift is gonna be amazing. 122 00:05:42,135 --> 00:05:44,625 I know I had my reservations 123 00:05:44,626 --> 00:05:46,054 but I could not have been more wrong. 124 00:05:46,055 --> 00:05:47,961 The ensemble's terrific. 125 00:05:47,962 --> 00:05:50,063 Even Tom had nothing to complain about. 126 00:05:51,478 --> 00:05:54,802 Good. 127 00:05:54,803 --> 00:05:58,906 - Here's to Marilyn. - She was an interesting woman. 128 00:05:58,907 --> 00:06:01,208 She certainly was. 129 00:06:01,209 --> 00:06:02,821 God, what a life. 130 00:06:02,822 --> 00:06:05,032 Marilyn had money problems. 131 00:06:05,033 --> 00:06:06,712 Yeah, well the studios never did pay her 132 00:06:06,713 --> 00:06:08,660 what she was worth. 133 00:06:08,661 --> 00:06:11,550 Of course they didn't. 134 00:06:11,551 --> 00:06:14,586 God. 135 00:06:14,587 --> 00:06:16,655 Drinking at the office. 136 00:06:16,656 --> 00:06:18,724 I love this. 137 00:06:18,725 --> 00:06:21,006 Julia, you told me once that you were 138 00:06:21,007 --> 00:06:22,716 an art history major. 139 00:06:22,717 --> 00:06:24,676 Yeah. 140 00:06:24,677 --> 00:06:28,800 If that were a real Degas, what would you pay for it? 141 00:06:28,801 --> 00:06:30,435 That? 142 00:06:38,409 --> 00:06:40,911 - It is a real Degas. - Yeah. 143 00:06:43,915 --> 00:06:45,948 Here's a lesson they should teach in school 144 00:06:45,949 --> 00:06:48,742 when a girl gets curvy and the boys all drool 145 00:06:48,743 --> 00:06:51,203 if math and science just ain't you style 146 00:06:51,204 --> 00:06:53,956 just give that teacher a wink and a smile 147 00:06:53,957 --> 00:06:56,500 for a passing grade you won't have to wait 148 00:06:56,501 --> 00:06:59,294 and you can thank him later when you graduate 149 00:06:59,295 --> 00:07:03,299 'cause I never met a wolf who didn't love to howl 150 00:07:05,169 --> 00:07:08,036 no, I never met a man who wasn't on the prowl 151 00:07:08,037 --> 00:07:10,038 shimmy, shimmy, aah, gimme, gimme 152 00:07:10,039 --> 00:07:11,014 if a nice diploma you wanna get 153 00:07:11,015 --> 00:07:12,941 Take it down, Karen! 154 00:07:12,942 --> 00:07:15,352 well then make that teacher the student's pet 155 00:07:15,353 --> 00:07:20,215 yeah, I never met a wolf who didn't love to howl 156 00:07:20,216 --> 00:07:21,650 I'm sorry, can we just stop? 157 00:07:21,651 --> 00:07:23,944 I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. 158 00:07:23,945 --> 00:07:25,988 I'm just having a little trouble hearing myself. 159 00:07:25,989 --> 00:07:27,721 The chorus is very... 160 00:07:27,722 --> 00:07:29,056 Enthusiastic. 161 00:07:29,057 --> 00:07:30,657 Ensemble. 162 00:07:30,658 --> 00:07:33,294 Well, not everyone seems to understand that 163 00:07:33,295 --> 00:07:35,229 that means "as one." 164 00:07:37,917 --> 00:07:39,966 Okay, can we take our ten now? 165 00:07:39,967 --> 00:07:43,669 Actually, it's lunch. 166 00:07:43,670 --> 00:07:46,300 Sorry. 167 00:07:56,649 --> 00:07:58,649 - Hey. - Hey. 168 00:08:02,722 --> 00:08:04,189 Everything okay? 169 00:08:04,190 --> 00:08:05,319 Absolutely. 170 00:08:05,320 --> 00:08:09,156 Good. Do you know the actor Lyle West? 171 00:08:09,157 --> 00:08:11,450 That kid from all the TV shows? 172 00:08:11,451 --> 00:08:13,097 Yeah. 173 00:08:13,098 --> 00:08:15,203 I gave him his first job when he was eight years old. 174 00:08:15,204 --> 00:08:16,955 I made him a star. 175 00:08:16,956 --> 00:08:21,339 Aw, you're so sentimental. 176 00:08:21,340 --> 00:08:22,941 Yeah, well I'm sentimental enough to throw him 177 00:08:22,942 --> 00:08:25,797 a birthday party on Saturday night. 178 00:08:25,798 --> 00:08:29,079 Do you want to come? 179 00:08:29,080 --> 00:08:30,747 Well, sure. 180 00:08:30,748 --> 00:08:35,285 I... I'd love to. 181 00:08:35,286 --> 00:08:38,121 Good. 182 00:08:38,122 --> 00:08:40,290 Ivy's doing the nasty with the dark lord, 183 00:08:40,291 --> 00:08:41,980 That's what I said. 184 00:08:44,859 --> 00:08:46,728 Who's the dark lord? 185 00:08:46,729 --> 00:08:49,947 Sauron himself. Darth Derek. 186 00:08:49,948 --> 00:08:51,990 Look, I better run. I've got a lunch meeting. 187 00:08:51,991 --> 00:08:54,470 I'm having lunch with Tom. 188 00:08:54,471 --> 00:08:57,373 Well, ask him how the new song is coming. 189 00:08:57,374 --> 00:09:00,999 She's sleeping with him? 190 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:02,710 I don't think they're getting all that much sleep. 191 00:09:04,313 --> 00:09:05,913 - Just saying'. - Stop talking about my friend. 192 00:09:05,914 --> 00:09:07,748 Calm down. 193 00:09:07,749 --> 00:09:09,150 Why is he sending messages through you? 194 00:09:09,151 --> 00:09:10,285 If he wants to know about the new number 195 00:09:10,286 --> 00:09:11,486 he can just ask me. 196 00:09:11,487 --> 00:09:13,154 I'm sure he will. 197 00:09:13,155 --> 00:09:14,596 I know he's not your favorite person. 198 00:09:14,597 --> 00:09:16,223 What are you talking about? 199 00:09:16,224 --> 00:09:18,225 I love him. What a stellar human being. 200 00:09:18,226 --> 00:09:21,128 A role model for us all. 201 00:09:21,129 --> 00:09:22,980 He better treat you right, that's all I have to say. 202 00:09:22,981 --> 00:09:27,442 I'm a big girl, Tom. I can take care of myself. 203 00:09:27,443 --> 00:09:29,403 Listen, I have a question. 204 00:09:29,404 --> 00:09:30,946 And I hope this is okay. 205 00:09:30,947 --> 00:09:33,073 You're my star, anything's okay. 206 00:09:33,074 --> 00:09:34,907 How come nobody told me that Karen Cartwright 207 00:09:34,908 --> 00:09:36,952 was gonna be in the ensemble? 208 00:09:38,945 --> 00:09:41,514 Actually it was Julia's idea. 209 00:09:41,515 --> 00:09:42,791 She wanted to give her something. 210 00:09:42,792 --> 00:09:44,783 She did work really hard on those auditions 211 00:09:44,784 --> 00:09:47,713 and she is impressive. 212 00:09:47,714 --> 00:09:49,687 She completely is. 213 00:09:49,688 --> 00:09:52,257 It just would have helped to have a heads up. 214 00:09:52,258 --> 00:09:54,826 Absolutely. My fault. 215 00:09:54,827 --> 00:09:56,346 So could you listen to the wolf number 216 00:09:56,347 --> 00:09:59,297 when we get back to it after lunch? 217 00:09:59,298 --> 00:10:00,665 She's just... She's right next to me 218 00:10:00,666 --> 00:10:04,168 and she's just a little bit loud. 219 00:10:06,804 --> 00:10:09,317 So did you hear that Lyle West is in town? 220 00:10:09,318 --> 00:10:11,375 Lyle's in town. 221 00:10:11,376 --> 00:10:14,845 God, I haven't seen him in... forever. 222 00:10:14,846 --> 00:10:16,180 Throwing a big birthday party 223 00:10:16,181 --> 00:10:17,448 for him this weekend. 224 00:10:17,449 --> 00:10:20,620 He discovered him, you know. 225 00:10:20,621 --> 00:10:22,685 - He did not say that. - He did. 226 00:10:22,686 --> 00:10:24,987 He told Ivy he "discovered" Lyle. 227 00:10:24,988 --> 00:10:27,457 What, did he plant a flag in the kid? 228 00:10:27,458 --> 00:10:29,692 I think it's so silly when people take credit 229 00:10:29,693 --> 00:10:31,048 for other people's careers. 230 00:10:31,395 --> 00:10:34,176 Heh. That was my show he directed. 231 00:10:34,177 --> 00:10:36,303 And the fact is Derek didn't discover that kid. 232 00:10:36,304 --> 00:10:38,333 I discovered that kid. He didn't even want to cast him. 233 00:10:38,334 --> 00:10:42,971 I was the one who said "we have to cast that kid." 234 00:10:42,972 --> 00:10:44,873 How's the new number coming? 235 00:10:44,874 --> 00:10:48,477 You'll get it when you get it. 236 00:10:48,478 --> 00:10:50,245 What's she upset about this time? 237 00:10:50,246 --> 00:10:52,880 Nope, no one's upset. 238 00:10:52,881 --> 00:10:54,549 So I hear Lyle west is in town. 239 00:10:54,550 --> 00:10:57,151 You having a birthday party for him? 240 00:10:57,152 --> 00:10:59,353 Both true things. 241 00:10:59,354 --> 00:11:03,591 Do you think maybe you could invite Tom? 242 00:11:03,592 --> 00:11:05,560 Tom! Lyle West is in town. 243 00:11:05,561 --> 00:11:07,095 I'm having a party on Saturday night. 244 00:11:07,096 --> 00:11:09,362 You like to come? 245 00:11:09,363 --> 00:11:11,046 I think I have plans. 246 00:11:11,047 --> 00:11:13,866 Well, I'm sure he'd love to see you. 247 00:11:13,867 --> 00:11:16,551 As would I. 248 00:11:16,552 --> 00:11:18,271 You're welcome of course too, darling. 249 00:11:18,272 --> 00:11:19,971 And when am I gonna get to see my new scenes? 250 00:11:19,972 --> 00:11:21,973 I'm on my way home right now to write them. 251 00:11:21,974 --> 00:11:24,142 Good. 252 00:11:24,143 --> 00:11:27,779 Derek's having a big party, 253 00:11:42,694 --> 00:11:44,795 I need some bubble wrap. 254 00:11:44,796 --> 00:11:46,631 - Bubble wrap? - You've heard of it. 255 00:11:46,632 --> 00:11:50,735 Bubble wrap. 256 00:12:11,322 --> 00:12:13,822 Okay, hold on, hold on. 257 00:12:13,823 --> 00:12:16,759 Okay, new idea. Karen, step back next to Bobby. 258 00:12:16,760 --> 00:12:19,698 What's wrong? 259 00:12:19,699 --> 00:12:22,298 Let's take it from the dance break. 260 00:12:22,299 --> 00:12:23,827 Again! Five, six, seven and... 261 00:12:29,238 --> 00:12:30,838 Sorry... 262 00:12:35,110 --> 00:12:36,047 You okay? 263 00:12:36,048 --> 00:12:38,049 Yeah, yeah, I'm just... 264 00:12:45,353 --> 00:12:46,420 Hey, when you do this in the theater, 265 00:12:46,421 --> 00:12:47,988 are the numbers still there? 266 00:12:47,989 --> 00:12:49,523 Yes, Iowa, the numbers are still there in the theater. 267 00:12:49,524 --> 00:12:50,591 Okay, I've just never done this... 268 00:12:50,592 --> 00:12:53,148 We know. 269 00:12:53,149 --> 00:12:55,462 Bobby, Karen? 270 00:12:55,463 --> 00:12:57,164 Come on. 271 00:12:57,165 --> 00:12:58,532 I don't... What does he mean? 272 00:12:58,533 --> 00:12:59,905 It means we're out of the number. 273 00:12:59,906 --> 00:13:01,801 Remind me not to stand next to you anymore. 274 00:13:01,802 --> 00:13:04,036 - What? - Again! 275 00:13:04,037 --> 00:13:05,202 Five, six, seven, and... 276 00:13:10,447 --> 00:13:12,533 So first she has me put in the back row. 277 00:13:12,534 --> 00:13:15,245 Then I'm out of the number altogether. 278 00:13:15,246 --> 00:13:17,747 Dev here. Yeah, it went great. 279 00:13:17,748 --> 00:13:20,217 A corrections officer got arrested for a DWI in the Bronx. 280 00:13:20,218 --> 00:13:22,652 The police desk never even called. 281 00:13:22,653 --> 00:13:24,954 Great, thanks. 282 00:13:24,955 --> 00:13:27,140 Sorry... Ivy has that kind of power? 283 00:13:27,141 --> 00:13:28,291 She's the star, plus she's sleeping 284 00:13:28,292 --> 00:13:29,758 with the director. 285 00:13:29,759 --> 00:13:31,093 That apparently comes with all sorts of perks. 286 00:13:31,094 --> 00:13:32,261 She's sleeping with the director, wow. 287 00:13:32,262 --> 00:13:33,772 You buried the lead. 288 00:13:33,773 --> 00:13:35,398 It's just depressing that she's allowed 289 00:13:35,399 --> 00:13:36,899 to do whatever she wants to me. 290 00:13:36,900 --> 00:13:38,401 Maybe you should just keep your head down. 291 00:13:38,402 --> 00:13:39,902 I'm an actress. 292 00:13:39,903 --> 00:13:41,236 I'm not supposed to keep my head down, 293 00:13:41,237 --> 00:13:42,447 I'm supposed to play to the balcony. 294 00:13:43,639 --> 00:13:45,617 Sorry. Dev here. 295 00:13:45,618 --> 00:13:47,410 No, no, no, no, Andrew. 296 00:13:47,411 --> 00:13:49,144 I've been on call now for six days. 297 00:13:49,145 --> 00:13:50,611 - I need a night's sleep. - I'm going to the gym. 298 00:13:50,612 --> 00:13:52,123 - Hang on. - I'm okay, I'm okay. 299 00:13:52,124 --> 00:13:53,625 Just... just breathe. 300 00:13:53,626 --> 00:13:56,918 I can't. Ivy might hear me. 301 00:13:56,919 --> 00:13:58,618 Love you. 302 00:13:58,619 --> 00:14:00,131 No, not you, Andrew. 303 00:14:02,424 --> 00:14:04,624 I thought it was nice that he invited you. 304 00:14:04,625 --> 00:14:06,460 He invited me because you told him to. 305 00:14:06,461 --> 00:14:08,028 Tom. 306 00:14:08,029 --> 00:14:10,097 You love that kid. 307 00:14:10,098 --> 00:14:11,465 I've heard you say so many times 308 00:14:11,466 --> 00:14:13,799 how proud you are of Lyle. 309 00:14:13,800 --> 00:14:15,835 How impressive he was as a little boy. 310 00:14:15,836 --> 00:14:17,603 How long has it been since you've seen him? 311 00:14:17,604 --> 00:14:19,939 - Six years. - Go to the party! 312 00:14:19,940 --> 00:14:20,986 Tom! 313 00:14:20,987 --> 00:14:23,609 - I can't. - Why? 314 00:14:23,610 --> 00:14:26,879 - I have a date. - You have a date? 315 00:14:26,880 --> 00:14:28,281 Yes, I have a date. Saturday night I have a date. 316 00:14:28,282 --> 00:14:30,015 - You do not. - I do. 317 00:14:30,016 --> 00:14:32,150 With whom? 318 00:14:32,151 --> 00:14:34,319 Someone my mother knows. 319 00:14:34,320 --> 00:14:39,024 He's taking me to a steak house. 320 00:14:39,025 --> 00:14:41,226 Your mother... 321 00:14:41,227 --> 00:14:42,527 Set you up? 322 00:14:42,528 --> 00:14:45,696 On a date? 323 00:14:45,697 --> 00:14:47,031 No, that sounds like fun. 324 00:14:47,032 --> 00:14:49,533 That sounds like a really good idea. 325 00:14:49,534 --> 00:14:51,302 You should do that. 326 00:14:51,303 --> 00:14:53,337 You should do that instead of going 327 00:14:53,338 --> 00:14:56,146 to a really cool party honoring the kid 328 00:14:56,147 --> 00:14:57,875 you discovered. 329 00:14:57,876 --> 00:15:01,244 Who you've always liked, who is now a big TV star. 330 00:15:01,245 --> 00:15:02,444 No, seriously. A steak house? 331 00:15:02,445 --> 00:15:04,347 That sounds like much more fun. 332 00:15:08,752 --> 00:15:11,754 Tom? 333 00:15:16,894 --> 00:15:18,860 According to your records, it was purchased from a dealer 334 00:15:18,861 --> 00:15:23,214 in Paris in 1985, Francois Melinot. 335 00:15:23,215 --> 00:15:24,666 That's right. 336 00:15:24,667 --> 00:15:26,217 I just spoke to monsieur Melinot. 337 00:15:26,218 --> 00:15:28,553 The provenance seems to be accurately recorded. 338 00:15:28,554 --> 00:15:30,839 And the sketch is charming. 339 00:15:30,840 --> 00:15:33,207 Any number of my clients would love this. 340 00:15:33,208 --> 00:15:35,410 Degas did many sketches of the little dancers, 341 00:15:35,411 --> 00:15:39,713 but this one has extraordinary grace notes. 342 00:15:39,714 --> 00:15:41,358 - How much? - Heh. 343 00:15:41,359 --> 00:15:44,235 Auctions are notoriously unreliable, 344 00:15:44,236 --> 00:15:48,889 but an authentic Degas sketch of this quality, 350. 345 00:15:48,890 --> 00:15:52,225 400. 346 00:15:52,226 --> 00:15:55,028 What if I just wanted to sell it? 347 00:15:56,697 --> 00:15:58,291 Before we talk details, I'm a little concerned 348 00:15:58,292 --> 00:16:00,200 about the bill of sale. 349 00:16:00,201 --> 00:16:01,935 It was a gift from my husband. 350 00:16:01,936 --> 00:16:03,403 A wedding gift in fact. 351 00:16:03,404 --> 00:16:05,924 But the bill of sale is in his name, you see. 352 00:16:05,925 --> 00:16:09,408 Unless you have a letter of transfer? 353 00:16:09,409 --> 00:16:12,222 He didn't want it. He doesn't even like it. 354 00:16:12,223 --> 00:16:16,082 Nevertheless, he owns it. 355 00:16:16,083 --> 00:16:19,229 Perhaps you could have him call me 356 00:16:19,230 --> 00:16:22,287 and I could explain the legalities. 357 00:16:30,662 --> 00:16:34,099 'cause history is made at night 358 00:16:34,100 --> 00:16:37,747 so close the books, turn off the light 359 00:16:37,748 --> 00:16:40,770 and listen 360 00:16:40,771 --> 00:16:44,212 let my heart be the teacher 361 00:16:44,213 --> 00:16:46,643 Okay, hold on. 362 00:16:46,644 --> 00:16:48,216 Hold on. 363 00:16:48,217 --> 00:16:49,980 Just give us a second. 364 00:16:49,981 --> 00:16:52,637 Your boys are hogging all the melody. 365 00:16:52,638 --> 00:16:54,117 - Hey. - Hi. 366 00:16:55,852 --> 00:16:57,520 Heh. 367 00:16:57,521 --> 00:17:02,024 You know, um, I should really get going. 368 00:17:02,025 --> 00:17:03,326 I still have a lot of work to do. 369 00:17:03,327 --> 00:17:07,263 Stay. I like an audience. 370 00:17:07,264 --> 00:17:09,988 Yeah, well an audience likes a coherent book. 371 00:17:09,989 --> 00:17:12,991 So... 372 00:17:12,992 --> 00:17:15,504 You sound great. 373 00:17:15,505 --> 00:17:16,661 Okay. 374 00:17:16,662 --> 00:17:22,110 Let's take it again. 375 00:17:24,514 --> 00:17:28,015 'cause history is made at night 376 00:17:28,016 --> 00:17:31,185 so close the books, turn off the light 377 00:17:31,186 --> 00:17:34,622 and listen 378 00:17:34,623 --> 00:17:38,492 let my heart be the teacher 379 00:17:38,493 --> 00:17:41,144 no one here to disapprove 380 00:17:41,145 --> 00:17:43,964 as we review the lessons 381 00:17:43,965 --> 00:17:46,357 you've been missing 382 00:17:46,358 --> 00:17:47,567 Okay, guys. 383 00:17:47,568 --> 00:17:49,652 Give a girl a chance. 384 00:17:49,653 --> 00:17:51,529 Yeah, she's right. 385 00:17:51,530 --> 00:17:54,307 There's too much sound in the mix, Tom. 386 00:17:54,308 --> 00:17:55,366 It's eight voices. 387 00:17:55,367 --> 00:17:57,343 They sound fantastic. 388 00:17:57,344 --> 00:18:00,663 It's just... at least while I'm learning it. 389 00:18:00,664 --> 00:18:03,500 Sure, sure. Karen, why don't you sit this one out? 390 00:18:03,501 --> 00:18:05,710 - I can tone it down. - It's just for now. 391 00:18:05,711 --> 00:18:10,923 We just need to hear the number without you. 392 00:18:10,924 --> 00:18:16,094 Excuse me. 393 00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:18,139 Let's take it again. 394 00:18:20,733 --> 00:18:24,187 'cause history is made at night 395 00:18:24,188 --> 00:18:27,338 so close the books, turn off the light 396 00:18:27,339 --> 00:18:33,338 and listen 397 00:18:34,679 --> 00:18:37,514 no one here to disapprove 398 00:18:37,515 --> 00:18:39,016 as we review the lessons 399 00:18:39,017 --> 00:18:41,919 How's it going in there? 400 00:18:41,920 --> 00:18:44,722 How do you think it's going? 401 00:18:44,723 --> 00:18:45,750 It's horrible. 402 00:18:45,751 --> 00:18:47,857 It's... 403 00:18:47,858 --> 00:18:49,125 It's horrible. 404 00:18:49,126 --> 00:18:50,922 And you guys are just horrible too. 405 00:18:50,923 --> 00:18:53,758 Don't say "whoa," it's true. 406 00:18:53,759 --> 00:18:55,798 She's trying to get me fired and you guys are, like, 407 00:18:55,799 --> 00:18:57,345 "she's a hick, she's from Iowa." 408 00:18:57,346 --> 00:18:58,868 I am just as good as any of you guys. 409 00:18:58,869 --> 00:19:02,404 - Shh! They can hear. - It's true. 410 00:19:02,405 --> 00:19:05,274 I am the same as you. 411 00:19:05,275 --> 00:19:06,563 You were all beginners too. 412 00:19:06,564 --> 00:19:09,445 And I'm good. 413 00:19:09,446 --> 00:19:10,479 I could've done that. 414 00:19:10,480 --> 00:19:14,070 I could've slept with him. 415 00:19:14,071 --> 00:19:17,653 I could've, he... 416 00:19:17,654 --> 00:19:19,087 And I didn't. 417 00:19:19,088 --> 00:19:21,589 And I wouldn't. 418 00:19:21,590 --> 00:19:24,659 And that doesn't make me stupid or lame 419 00:19:24,660 --> 00:19:27,792 or untalented. 420 00:19:27,793 --> 00:19:30,665 And she shouldn't be trying to get me fired. 421 00:19:30,666 --> 00:19:33,047 And you should be trying to help me. 422 00:19:44,476 --> 00:19:45,813 What are we doing? 423 00:19:45,814 --> 00:19:47,181 Jessica had a mother Theresa, 424 00:19:47,182 --> 00:19:49,650 come-to-Jesus moment. 425 00:19:49,651 --> 00:19:52,150 - We're helping. - $250? 426 00:19:52,151 --> 00:19:55,621 Flesh tone tights with fishnet stockings on top 427 00:19:55,622 --> 00:19:56,821 to get some texture. 428 00:19:56,822 --> 00:19:58,990 You wear that under some loose pants, 429 00:19:58,991 --> 00:20:00,617 some high-top sneakers, and a sweater 430 00:20:00,618 --> 00:20:02,619 - cut off at the neckline. - Okay. 431 00:20:02,620 --> 00:20:04,164 You come into rehearsal with your hair down, 432 00:20:04,165 --> 00:20:05,865 go into the bathroom, take off your sweats 433 00:20:05,866 --> 00:20:07,699 and your sweater, put your hair up in a pony tail 434 00:20:07,700 --> 00:20:08,875 and come back in. 435 00:20:08,876 --> 00:20:10,836 So it's like high school, 436 00:20:10,837 --> 00:20:12,337 you try and look like everyone else. 437 00:20:12,338 --> 00:20:13,939 Exactly. 438 00:20:13,940 --> 00:20:15,540 - Where do you take class? - What kind of class? 439 00:20:15,541 --> 00:20:17,142 Dance class. 440 00:20:17,143 --> 00:20:19,178 We'll get you into ours, it's good. 441 00:20:19,179 --> 00:20:21,387 But maybe tonight we should do an intervention. 442 00:20:21,388 --> 00:20:24,807 Could we? 443 00:20:24,808 --> 00:20:26,784 Divorce is not the most fun thing 444 00:20:26,785 --> 00:20:29,386 that's ever happened to me in my life. 445 00:20:29,387 --> 00:20:31,105 I'm trying to sell this sketch. 446 00:20:31,106 --> 00:20:33,390 Yes. 447 00:20:33,391 --> 00:20:34,725 Jerry's name is on the bill of sale. 448 00:20:34,726 --> 00:20:36,361 It's a problem. 449 00:20:36,362 --> 00:20:41,665 - Yes. - I hate Jerry. 450 00:20:41,666 --> 00:20:43,493 I used to love him. 451 00:20:43,494 --> 00:20:46,236 That sketch looks to me like our happiness 452 00:20:46,237 --> 00:20:51,241 and I... I don't know why it still looks that way. 453 00:20:51,242 --> 00:20:53,977 Let's get you outta here. 454 00:20:53,978 --> 00:20:55,745 Lyle west is in town, do you know him? 455 00:20:55,746 --> 00:20:58,815 We did Oliver together when he was 11 years old. 456 00:20:58,816 --> 00:21:01,386 Well, Derek is throwing him a birthday party. 457 00:21:01,387 --> 00:21:03,721 I don't think I'm up to it. 458 00:21:03,722 --> 00:21:06,088 Just come for a little while. 459 00:21:06,089 --> 00:21:07,093 Let me just call 460 00:21:07,094 --> 00:21:10,103 and make sure that Jerry's not gonna be there. 461 00:21:10,104 --> 00:21:13,028 Lyle was such a sweet little boy. 462 00:21:13,029 --> 00:21:14,816 "Please, sir, I want some more." 463 00:21:16,599 --> 00:21:19,067 Yeah, well that sweet boy is now a mega-zillionaire. 464 00:21:19,068 --> 00:21:20,405 Yeah, don't you know? 465 00:21:20,406 --> 00:21:22,337 His last show was sold into syndication 466 00:21:22,338 --> 00:21:24,873 for $80 million. 467 00:21:24,874 --> 00:21:26,202 80 million? 468 00:21:26,203 --> 00:21:28,454 It was just in the trades, just last week. 469 00:21:28,455 --> 00:21:31,179 Derek... oh, good. I'm glad I caught you. 470 00:21:31,180 --> 00:21:34,181 80 million, mm. 471 00:21:35,588 --> 00:21:37,154 She's too big. 472 00:21:37,155 --> 00:21:39,266 I didn't work my ass off for ten years 473 00:21:39,267 --> 00:21:41,168 just to be upstaged by somebody who doesn't even know... 474 00:21:41,169 --> 00:21:42,568 I know, I get it, I'm just... I'm saying 475 00:21:42,569 --> 00:21:44,403 you didn't have to pull a diva on her. 476 00:21:44,404 --> 00:21:46,438 I didn't even pull half a diva. 477 00:21:46,439 --> 00:21:47,974 And trust me, they never would have cut her 478 00:21:47,975 --> 00:21:49,559 just to make me feel better. 479 00:21:49,560 --> 00:21:52,178 Ivy, baby, it's not like I know this chick. 480 00:21:52,179 --> 00:21:53,779 I'm not all worried about her feelings, 481 00:21:53,780 --> 00:21:58,025 - it's just... oh, no, look at this. - What? 482 00:21:58,026 --> 00:22:00,352 My Mets, they have, like, no pitching this season. 483 00:22:00,353 --> 00:22:03,154 - None. - Well, I'm not apologizing. 484 00:22:03,155 --> 00:22:05,656 Woman, for the last time I'm not asking you 485 00:22:05,657 --> 00:22:08,244 to apologize, I'm... oh, my God. 486 00:22:08,245 --> 00:22:09,794 Sam, the Mets are gonna be fine. 487 00:22:09,795 --> 00:22:11,263 Not "oh, my God, the poor Mets." 488 00:22:11,264 --> 00:22:12,864 My God, you look amazing. 489 00:22:12,865 --> 00:22:14,164 - I do? - You do. 490 00:22:14,165 --> 00:22:15,632 - Really? - Really. 491 00:22:15,633 --> 00:22:18,369 It's a Zac Posen. 492 00:22:18,837 --> 00:22:20,337 I think it's only been worn once. 493 00:22:20,338 --> 00:22:22,806 And the zipper still works and everything. 494 00:22:22,807 --> 00:22:25,009 Me 495 00:22:28,713 --> 00:22:29,946 Hey, love, you're home late. 496 00:22:29,947 --> 00:22:32,681 - Hi. - Hi. 497 00:22:32,682 --> 00:22:33,950 - Hello. - Hi. 498 00:22:33,951 --> 00:22:36,986 - Hi. - Hi, Bobby. 499 00:22:36,987 --> 00:22:39,355 Dev, nice to meet you. 500 00:22:39,356 --> 00:22:41,324 What the...? 501 00:22:43,961 --> 00:22:45,156 Okay. 502 00:22:45,157 --> 00:22:47,296 Karen? 503 00:22:47,297 --> 00:22:48,563 Sorry about this. 504 00:22:48,564 --> 00:22:50,661 Everyone, this is my boyfriend Dev. 505 00:22:50,662 --> 00:22:53,335 Well done, Iowa. 506 00:22:53,336 --> 00:22:55,082 You're all here because... 507 00:22:55,083 --> 00:22:57,251 We're doing an intervention. 508 00:22:57,252 --> 00:22:59,374 Things haven't improved, I gather. 509 00:22:59,375 --> 00:23:02,576 I'm not gonna lie, it's a disaster. 510 00:23:02,577 --> 00:23:04,717 This is cute. 511 00:23:06,548 --> 00:23:09,250 I'm not surprised, not everything lasts 512 00:23:09,251 --> 00:23:11,585 I've broken my heart so many times 513 00:23:11,586 --> 00:23:13,142 I've stopped keeping track 514 00:23:13,143 --> 00:23:16,771 I talk myself in, I talk myself out 515 00:23:16,772 --> 00:23:20,274 I get all worked up and then I let myself down 516 00:23:20,275 --> 00:23:24,831 I tried so very hard not to lose it 517 00:23:24,832 --> 00:23:28,568 I came up with a million excuses 518 00:23:28,569 --> 00:23:34,440 I thought I thought of every possibility 519 00:23:34,441 --> 00:23:38,243 but somehow I know that it'll all turn out 520 00:23:38,244 --> 00:23:42,421 and you'll make me work so we can work to work it out 521 00:23:42,422 --> 00:23:46,051 and I promise you, kid, that I'll give so much more 522 00:23:46,052 --> 00:23:48,845 than I get 523 00:23:48,846 --> 00:23:51,764 I just haven't met you yet 524 00:23:51,765 --> 00:23:56,127 they say all's fair 525 00:23:56,128 --> 00:23:59,197 in love and war 526 00:23:59,198 --> 00:24:02,000 but I won't need to fight it 527 00:24:02,357 --> 00:24:04,102 we'll get it right 528 00:24:04,103 --> 00:24:07,237 and we'll be united 529 00:24:07,238 --> 00:24:10,907 oh, you know that it'll all tn n out 530 00:24:10,908 --> 00:24:15,078 and you'll make me work so we can work to work it out 531 00:24:15,079 --> 00:24:19,049 hey, and I promise you, kid, that I'll give so much more 532 00:24:19,050 --> 00:24:21,751 than I get 533 00:24:21,752 --> 00:24:25,621 I just haven't met you yet 534 00:24:25,622 --> 00:24:29,392 Thank you. 535 00:24:41,671 --> 00:24:45,273 - You look stunning. - Your place is beautiful. 536 00:24:45,274 --> 00:24:49,344 Thanks. 537 00:24:49,345 --> 00:24:51,980 Lyle, this is Ivy. 538 00:24:51,981 --> 00:24:53,615 She's playing my Marilyn. 539 00:24:53,616 --> 00:24:56,746 I can immediately see why they cast you as Marilyn. 540 00:24:57,185 --> 00:24:58,915 That dress is amazing. 541 00:24:58,916 --> 00:25:01,088 Lyle. 542 00:25:01,089 --> 00:25:03,669 This is very precocious behavior for a 15-year-old. 543 00:25:03,670 --> 00:25:06,589 I'm 12, you jerk. 544 00:25:07,095 --> 00:25:09,592 And precocious would be showing her the bedrooms. 545 00:25:09,593 --> 00:25:11,427 Would you like to see the bedrooms? 546 00:25:11,428 --> 00:25:14,267 You're adorable. 547 00:25:14,268 --> 00:25:16,202 She thinks I'm kidding... 548 00:25:16,203 --> 00:25:18,142 I so wish you didn't think that. 549 00:25:18,143 --> 00:25:20,436 You played beautifully. 550 00:25:20,437 --> 00:25:22,642 I finished my mba at wharton, 551 00:25:22,643 --> 00:25:24,377 even though I knew that ultimately the law 552 00:25:24,378 --> 00:25:27,780 was going to be more compelling to me. 553 00:25:27,781 --> 00:25:29,448 Why? 554 00:25:29,449 --> 00:25:33,351 How did you know? 555 00:25:33,352 --> 00:25:36,121 "Applied principles of macro-dynamics 556 00:25:36,122 --> 00:25:38,691 in developing economies." 557 00:25:38,692 --> 00:25:40,539 I was as bored as you look right now. 558 00:25:40,540 --> 00:25:42,527 No. 559 00:25:42,528 --> 00:25:45,129 Don't be polite, it's not necessary. 560 00:25:45,130 --> 00:25:47,364 I'm boring myself, frankly. 561 00:25:47,365 --> 00:25:49,256 I'm a little nervous. 562 00:25:49,257 --> 00:25:51,302 You don't look nervous. 563 00:25:51,303 --> 00:25:53,738 Seriously, I had no intention of going out on a date 564 00:25:53,739 --> 00:25:55,388 that my mother set up for me 565 00:25:55,389 --> 00:26:00,559 but then I checked you out online and I thought... wow. 566 00:26:00,560 --> 00:26:03,513 Yay, mom. 567 00:26:07,318 --> 00:26:09,152 Hi, we're friends of Derek's. 568 00:26:09,153 --> 00:26:11,054 I know who you are, Mrs. Rand. 569 00:26:11,055 --> 00:26:13,223 I have something here, I'd like to put it somewhere safe. 570 00:26:13,224 --> 00:26:14,657 Sure, right this way. 571 00:26:15,092 --> 00:26:16,926 I'll see you inside. 572 00:26:16,927 --> 00:26:20,062 You know, Mrs. Rand, I'm an actress and a dancer. 573 00:26:20,063 --> 00:26:24,433 Not now, sweetheart. 574 00:26:24,434 --> 00:26:25,868 Ellis? 575 00:26:25,869 --> 00:26:27,903 Julia, hi! 576 00:26:27,904 --> 00:26:29,404 This is my friend Cynthia. 577 00:26:29,405 --> 00:26:30,840 Cyn. People call me "Cyn." 578 00:26:32,074 --> 00:26:33,842 Julia is Tom's writing partner. 579 00:26:33,843 --> 00:26:36,303 Of course. I know who you are. 580 00:26:36,304 --> 00:26:38,013 Well, he talks about you guys all the time. 581 00:26:38,014 --> 00:26:39,615 He's, like, obsessed. 582 00:26:39,616 --> 00:26:41,058 Not obsessed. 583 00:26:41,059 --> 00:26:42,917 Interested. 584 00:26:42,918 --> 00:26:45,287 I'm surprised to see you here, Ellis. 585 00:26:45,288 --> 00:26:46,439 Is Tom here? 586 00:26:46,440 --> 00:26:48,589 I haven't seen him. 587 00:26:48,590 --> 00:26:51,592 Excuse me. 588 00:26:56,731 --> 00:26:57,931 Lyle? 589 00:26:57,932 --> 00:26:59,767 - Eileen. - Hi. 590 00:27:01,203 --> 00:27:02,236 Are you hiding here all alone on the stairs? 591 00:27:02,237 --> 00:27:04,037 I am. 592 00:27:04,038 --> 00:27:05,605 It's so great that Derek did this for me but sometimes 593 00:27:05,606 --> 00:27:08,085 parties like this, I feel like I have to be "on." 594 00:27:08,086 --> 00:27:09,576 Well, you're a big star now. 595 00:27:09,577 --> 00:27:10,546 You'd think you'd get used to it. 596 00:27:10,547 --> 00:27:12,045 You'd be wrong. 597 00:27:12,046 --> 00:27:15,215 I was really hoping to just see my friends. 598 00:27:15,216 --> 00:27:16,916 Well, I think you'll find you have a lot of those 599 00:27:16,917 --> 00:27:19,719 now that your show's gone into syndication. 600 00:27:19,720 --> 00:27:21,554 You got that right. 601 00:27:21,555 --> 00:27:22,975 I was reading the trades and I thought, 602 00:27:22,976 --> 00:27:26,257 "mm, my goodness, what is Lyle gonna do 603 00:27:26,258 --> 00:27:27,438 with all that cash?" 604 00:27:27,439 --> 00:27:29,161 Well, I'm all over the map. 605 00:27:29,162 --> 00:27:30,929 My business manager has me in Sri Lanka's 606 00:27:30,930 --> 00:27:33,986 Colombo stock exchange, the classic car market. 607 00:27:33,987 --> 00:27:36,530 Drinks! 608 00:27:36,531 --> 00:27:38,303 Now what exactly is the problem? 609 00:27:38,304 --> 00:27:40,105 I think she's a wonderful dancer. 610 00:27:40,106 --> 00:27:41,535 Her dancing isn't the problem, it's actually fierce. 611 00:27:41,536 --> 00:27:43,273 It's not, like, all trained and perfect. 612 00:27:43,274 --> 00:27:44,747 - But it's watchable. - Watchable? 613 00:27:44,748 --> 00:27:46,540 I'm watching her and I usually 614 00:27:46,541 --> 00:27:48,250 like to watch myself in the mirror. 615 00:27:48,251 --> 00:27:50,044 That's true. 616 00:27:50,045 --> 00:27:53,084 - Ivy's the problem. - Ivy's fine. 617 00:27:53,085 --> 00:27:55,174 The problem is you, miss artichoke heart. 618 00:27:55,175 --> 00:27:57,254 Golden sprout champion, and it was a great day for me 619 00:27:57,255 --> 00:27:59,155 so don't make fun of it. 620 00:27:59,156 --> 00:28:00,623 Yeah, but you didn't sign up to be champion this time. 621 00:28:00,624 --> 00:28:02,025 That's Ivy's job. 622 00:28:02,026 --> 00:28:03,641 You signed up to be her backup singer. 623 00:28:03,642 --> 00:28:05,142 - I'm trying. - My God. 624 00:28:05,143 --> 00:28:07,296 You are so not trying. 625 00:28:07,297 --> 00:28:08,687 Ladies... 626 00:28:08,688 --> 00:28:10,189 Should we show her how it's done? 627 00:28:10,190 --> 00:28:12,802 Move this table. Please, help me. 628 00:28:12,803 --> 00:28:15,204 - I'm getting a show? - You're getting a lesson. 629 00:28:16,272 --> 00:28:18,040 - This way? - Yup. 630 00:28:18,041 --> 00:28:19,698 We told you that we're in the same dance class. 631 00:28:19,699 --> 00:28:21,200 Now watch and learn. 632 00:28:21,201 --> 00:28:22,576 What are we doing? 633 00:28:22,577 --> 00:28:24,947 - Rumour has it. - Perfect. 634 00:28:24,948 --> 00:28:26,148 Lucky you. 635 00:28:27,884 --> 00:28:29,684 Don't lose focus, eyes out. 636 00:28:30,786 --> 00:28:32,653 Nobody's bigger than anybody. 637 00:28:32,654 --> 00:28:34,655 Nobody's out of line. 638 00:28:34,656 --> 00:28:35,790 Everybody's in it. 639 00:28:38,127 --> 00:28:39,961 Five, six, seven, eight. 640 00:28:39,962 --> 00:28:41,857 She, she ain't real 641 00:28:41,858 --> 00:28:46,225 she ain't gonna be able to love you like I will 642 00:28:46,226 --> 00:28:48,368 Stop. 643 00:28:48,369 --> 00:28:49,535 Okay. 644 00:28:49,536 --> 00:28:52,205 She is a stranger 645 00:28:52,206 --> 00:28:56,143 you and I have history or don't you remember? 646 00:28:56,144 --> 00:29:00,013 sure, she's got it all 647 00:29:00,014 --> 00:29:03,516 but, baby, is that really what you want 648 00:29:06,219 --> 00:29:08,414 I'm surprised no one's mentioned art to you. 649 00:29:08,415 --> 00:29:12,224 It's the one investment that never loses its value. 650 00:29:12,225 --> 00:29:15,395 Art and gold bullion. 651 00:29:15,396 --> 00:29:17,256 You know why? 652 00:29:17,257 --> 00:29:21,385 - The Chinese. - The Chinese like Degas? 653 00:29:21,386 --> 00:29:24,002 No, the Chinese like a good investment. 654 00:29:24,003 --> 00:29:27,266 Currencies are failing, the stock market is a mess. 655 00:29:27,267 --> 00:29:29,441 Art and gold bullion. 656 00:29:29,442 --> 00:29:32,711 Those are your choices. 657 00:29:32,712 --> 00:29:34,273 How much do you need? 658 00:29:34,274 --> 00:29:37,276 - 200,000. - 200,000... that's all? 659 00:29:37,277 --> 00:29:39,450 Well, for those of us who aren't in syndication, 660 00:29:39,451 --> 00:29:44,755 that's rather a lot. 661 00:29:44,756 --> 00:29:46,190 I tell you what. 662 00:29:46,191 --> 00:29:48,329 I'll give you 175 for the drawing. 663 00:29:48,330 --> 00:29:49,955 Keep it as collateral and you give me points. 664 00:29:49,956 --> 00:29:51,093 Why would I give you the sketch 665 00:29:51,094 --> 00:29:52,625 if I'm giving you points? 666 00:29:52,626 --> 00:29:54,793 If Marilyn flops I still come out even. 667 00:29:54,794 --> 00:29:57,734 And if it's a success, then you get your sketch back. 668 00:29:57,735 --> 00:29:59,840 Which you wouldn't if you just sold it to me. 669 00:29:59,841 --> 00:30:02,405 Little Lyle, all grown up. 670 00:30:02,406 --> 00:30:04,511 - One point. - Three. 671 00:30:04,512 --> 00:30:08,910 1 1/2, and I get the money this week. 672 00:30:08,911 --> 00:30:10,879 How do I know if the show's any good? 673 00:30:10,880 --> 00:30:12,645 I mean, it's all in the execution. 674 00:30:12,646 --> 00:30:15,314 That's a fair question. 675 00:30:15,315 --> 00:30:18,620 Scotch?... 676 00:30:18,621 --> 00:30:20,489 - Find Tom. - There you are. 677 00:30:20,490 --> 00:30:21,724 Yeah, and do me a favor. 678 00:30:21,725 --> 00:30:23,358 Get our DiMaggio on the phone too. 679 00:30:25,093 --> 00:30:26,992 You want me to call Michael? 680 00:30:26,993 --> 00:30:28,629 Why? 681 00:30:28,630 --> 00:30:30,732 He... he's probably at home with his family. 682 00:30:30,733 --> 00:30:33,234 I don't want to... 683 00:30:33,235 --> 00:30:35,503 Hold this... 684 00:30:35,504 --> 00:30:37,905 Damn. 685 00:30:41,609 --> 00:30:45,427 And one, two, three, four. And five, six, seven, eight. 686 00:30:45,428 --> 00:30:46,847 And one, two... okay. 687 00:30:46,848 --> 00:30:48,782 Too much. Let me do it next to you. 688 00:30:48,783 --> 00:30:50,283 Five, six, seven, eight. 689 00:30:50,284 --> 00:30:53,519 - And one, two... - No, no, stop pulling focus. 690 00:30:53,520 --> 00:30:56,455 From the arms... seven, eight. One, two... 691 00:30:56,456 --> 00:30:57,623 You guys are worse than the New York press. 692 00:30:57,624 --> 00:30:59,692 One, two, three, four. 693 00:30:59,693 --> 00:31:01,694 And one, two, three, four. 694 00:31:05,665 --> 00:31:08,934 - Hi. - Hi. 695 00:31:08,935 --> 00:31:10,202 This better be good. 696 00:31:10,203 --> 00:31:11,703 I don't actually know what it is. 697 00:31:12,287 --> 00:31:13,104 - Hi - hi. 698 00:31:13,105 --> 00:31:14,606 - John. - What's going on? 699 00:31:14,607 --> 00:31:16,750 - I... I don't know. - God, look at you. 700 00:31:16,751 --> 00:31:18,002 You need me? 701 00:31:18,003 --> 00:31:19,628 A-ha! 702 00:31:19,629 --> 00:31:22,113 The reinforcements have arrived. 703 00:31:22,114 --> 00:31:26,117 I knew they would. It's showtime. 704 00:31:28,762 --> 00:31:30,055 Today... is my birthday. 705 00:31:30,056 --> 00:31:32,934 I'm so glad you're all here with me. 706 00:31:32,935 --> 00:31:35,903 Thank you. 707 00:31:35,904 --> 00:31:39,039 Derek Wills and Tom Levitt cast me my first musical 708 00:31:39,040 --> 00:31:41,675 off-Broadway when I was just eight years old. 709 00:31:41,676 --> 00:31:44,578 So they were best friends as well as being the best friends 710 00:31:44,579 --> 00:31:46,580 an eight-year-old wannabe musical theater star 711 00:31:46,581 --> 00:31:48,073 could hope for. 712 00:31:48,074 --> 00:31:52,185 And so I asked them, as a gift, to play me a song 713 00:31:52,186 --> 00:31:54,913 from their new musical Marilyn, and they said yes! 714 00:32:03,689 --> 00:32:06,758 Well, we've, uh, just started learning 715 00:32:06,759 --> 00:32:09,678 the big USO number where Marilyn sings to the troops. 716 00:32:09,679 --> 00:32:11,972 That sound like something you might wanna hear? 717 00:32:11,973 --> 00:32:15,065 Yeah! 718 00:32:17,369 --> 00:32:19,470 It's in G, very easy changes. 719 00:32:19,471 --> 00:32:22,038 Just... read my mind. 720 00:32:22,039 --> 00:32:24,574 Ladies and gentlemen. 721 00:32:24,575 --> 00:32:27,042 Marilyn herself. 722 00:32:27,043 --> 00:32:28,310 Ivy Lynn. 723 00:32:32,048 --> 00:32:35,885 When you are born with sex appeal 724 00:32:35,886 --> 00:32:39,333 in the forest called Hollywood 725 00:32:39,889 --> 00:32:43,725 you'll find more wolves at your back door 726 00:32:43,726 --> 00:32:47,674 than that little red riding hood 727 00:32:47,675 --> 00:32:51,600 now she and her little old grandma 728 00:32:51,601 --> 00:32:55,808 could have learned from the men I've dated 729 00:32:55,809 --> 00:32:57,171 that a wolf 730 00:32:57,172 --> 00:32:59,507 can be quite 731 00:32:59,508 --> 00:33:03,344 a devotee 732 00:33:03,345 --> 00:33:08,487 once he's domesticated 733 00:33:24,032 --> 00:33:25,832 there's a lesson they should teach in school 734 00:33:26,254 --> 00:33:28,434 when a girl gets curvy and the boys all drool 735 00:33:28,435 --> 00:33:30,926 if math and science just ain't your style 736 00:33:30,927 --> 00:33:34,140 just give that teacher a wink 737 00:33:34,141 --> 00:33:36,442 for a passing grade you won't have to wait 738 00:33:36,443 --> 00:33:39,278 and you can thank him later when you graduate 739 00:33:39,279 --> 00:33:43,615 'cause I never met a wolf who didn't love to howl 740 00:33:44,917 --> 00:33:46,351 no, I never met a man 741 00:33:46,352 --> 00:33:48,119 who wasn't on the prowl 742 00:33:48,742 --> 00:33:50,042 shimmy, shimmy, aw, gimme, gimme 743 00:33:50,122 --> 00:33:52,357 if a nice diploma you want to get 744 00:33:52,358 --> 00:33:55,126 well then make that teacher the student's pet 745 00:33:55,127 --> 00:33:59,697 yeah, I never met a wolf who didn't love to howl 746 00:34:01,366 --> 00:34:03,200 you never know where a wolf might crouch 747 00:34:03,201 --> 00:34:05,937 but his natural habitat's the casting couch 748 00:34:05,938 --> 00:34:08,706 so take lots of pictures of the wildlife 749 00:34:08,707 --> 00:34:11,642 to tell the wolf you could share with his wife 750 00:34:11,643 --> 00:34:14,136 the hunter gets captured by the game 751 00:34:14,137 --> 00:34:16,597 then Leo the lion will be roaring your name! 752 00:34:16,598 --> 00:34:20,884 yeah, I never met a wolf who didn't love to howl 753 00:34:22,787 --> 00:34:25,555 no, I never met a man who wasn't on the prowl 754 00:34:25,556 --> 00:34:27,390 shimmy, shimmy, aw, gimme, gimme 755 00:34:27,391 --> 00:34:30,293 if your face and figure are whistle-bait 756 00:34:30,294 --> 00:34:32,395 honey, you'll have the keys to the studio gate! 757 00:34:32,396 --> 00:34:36,732 yeah, I never met a wolf who didn't love to howl 758 00:34:38,468 --> 00:34:40,568 the three little piggies sure had it wrong 759 00:34:40,569 --> 00:34:43,237 when the wolf came a-knockin' in that old song 760 00:34:43,238 --> 00:34:44,973 if he's huffin' and puffin' and saying' 761 00:34:44,974 --> 00:34:46,841 "Marilyn, I gotcha" 762 00:34:46,842 --> 00:34:48,843 I said, "come on in," and I put on Sinatra 763 00:34:48,844 --> 00:34:52,013 oh, Frankie! 764 00:34:52,014 --> 00:34:54,148 a wealthy wolf likes to buy his toys 765 00:34:54,149 --> 00:34:56,717 but he really is just one of the boys 766 00:34:56,718 --> 00:34:59,386 if you've got something for which he's craving 767 00:34:59,931 --> 00:35:02,309 it sure is good that he's been saving 768 00:35:02,310 --> 00:35:04,491 be a fan, give his cheek a peck 769 00:35:04,492 --> 00:35:07,594 but get his autograph on a cashier's check! 770 00:35:07,595 --> 00:35:11,430 yeah, I never met a wolf who didn't love to howl 771 00:35:13,400 --> 00:35:16,035 no, I never met a man who wasn't on the prowl 772 00:35:16,036 --> 00:35:18,337 shimmy, shimmy, aw, gimme, gimme 773 00:35:18,338 --> 00:35:20,940 this wolf looks like he's ready to dine 774 00:35:20,941 --> 00:35:23,247 tell me where can I sign on the dotted line? 775 00:35:23,248 --> 00:35:28,847 yeah, I never met a wolf who didn't love to howl! 776 00:35:28,848 --> 00:35:32,284 oh, yeah! 777 00:35:46,365 --> 00:35:47,854 You are thrilling. 778 00:35:47,855 --> 00:35:49,200 Honestly. 779 00:35:49,201 --> 00:35:51,769 Thank you. 780 00:35:52,358 --> 00:35:54,444 Are you still interested in showing me those bedrooms? 781 00:35:57,776 --> 00:36:00,777 Wonderful. 782 00:36:14,804 --> 00:36:16,705 And this is the third bedroom. 783 00:36:16,706 --> 00:36:18,173 This is even nicer... 784 00:36:18,676 --> 00:36:20,262 Eileen, hi. 785 00:36:20,263 --> 00:36:22,514 I-I'm so sorry. 786 00:36:22,515 --> 00:36:25,647 There's no need to apologize. 787 00:36:25,648 --> 00:36:30,147 I was just looking at past happiness. 788 00:36:30,148 --> 00:36:33,454 But you're my happiness now. 789 00:36:33,455 --> 00:36:35,690 You were wonderful. 790 00:36:35,691 --> 00:36:38,226 Thank you. 791 00:36:38,227 --> 00:36:42,162 I'll be by your office on Monday, Eileen. 792 00:36:50,871 --> 00:36:53,139 That was so much fun. 793 00:36:53,140 --> 00:36:54,974 I gotta go. 794 00:36:54,975 --> 00:36:57,009 She rocked it, didn't she? 795 00:36:57,010 --> 00:36:58,978 Awesome. 796 00:36:58,979 --> 00:37:00,279 Good night. 797 00:37:13,092 --> 00:37:17,094 That was... 798 00:37:17,095 --> 00:37:20,197 Impressive. 799 00:37:20,198 --> 00:37:22,267 As impressive as the TV star? 800 00:37:22,268 --> 00:37:24,935 Is there a TV star here? 801 00:37:24,936 --> 00:37:27,938 I'm too dazzled by the piano player to notice. 802 00:37:34,078 --> 00:37:36,246 Yay, mom. 803 00:37:40,050 --> 00:37:41,285 Yeah, yeah, no... Apart from the, uh, explosion 804 00:37:41,286 --> 00:37:42,852 at the Sewage Center in Queens, 805 00:37:42,853 --> 00:37:44,688 it was an utterly, wonderfully uneventful weekend. 806 00:37:44,689 --> 00:37:46,356 Is he always on the phone? 807 00:37:46,357 --> 00:37:48,258 He was in charge of the press office all weekend. 808 00:37:48,259 --> 00:37:51,260 He's important and good-looking. 809 00:37:51,261 --> 00:37:55,798 - Stop. - I've gotta go. 810 00:37:55,799 --> 00:37:57,700 - I'll take care of these. - I like him. 811 00:37:57,701 --> 00:38:00,903 - Sweet. - Thank you. 812 00:38:01,362 --> 00:38:02,204 Hi. 813 00:38:02,205 --> 00:38:03,872 - Gosh, I hate shots. - Cheers. 814 00:38:03,873 --> 00:38:06,040 Bottoms up. 815 00:38:06,041 --> 00:38:08,376 Come on, Iowa, let's show 'em what the chorus looks like. 816 00:38:08,377 --> 00:38:10,312 - You ready? - Okay. 817 00:38:10,313 --> 00:38:11,513 - You ready for this? - We can do this. 818 00:38:12,081 --> 00:38:13,834 - I can do this. - Come on. 819 00:38:22,123 --> 00:38:24,636 Hang on. Where are you going? 820 00:38:24,637 --> 00:38:26,593 Don't bother. 821 00:38:26,594 --> 00:38:27,973 I saw you, Derek. 822 00:38:27,974 --> 00:38:30,809 - Saw me what? - That woman. 823 00:38:30,810 --> 00:38:35,569 I saw you. Everybody saw you. 824 00:38:35,570 --> 00:38:37,970 Saw me what, flirting? 825 00:38:37,971 --> 00:38:43,309 - Your hand was on her ass. - Ivy. 826 00:38:43,310 --> 00:38:47,413 Everyone at this party is a potential investor, okay? 827 00:38:47,414 --> 00:38:49,949 So, yeah, I am gonna flirt, and I'm gonna put my hand 828 00:38:49,950 --> 00:38:51,913 on the asses of pretty women 829 00:38:51,914 --> 00:38:54,619 if it makes them feel that our show 830 00:38:54,620 --> 00:38:56,455 is the one they want to throw millions of dollars at. 831 00:38:56,456 --> 00:38:57,989 It's meaningless. 832 00:38:57,990 --> 00:38:59,755 How come you didn't tell me you cast Karen? 833 00:38:59,756 --> 00:39:02,427 She didn't get the part. 834 00:39:02,428 --> 00:39:05,093 You did. 835 00:39:05,094 --> 00:39:08,499 They loved you tonight. 836 00:39:08,500 --> 00:39:11,099 This is who you are now. 837 00:39:11,100 --> 00:39:14,972 Get used to it. 838 00:39:14,973 --> 00:39:18,190 This show means everything to me. 839 00:39:18,191 --> 00:39:22,986 - I just want to feel safe. - Then go back to the chorus. 840 00:39:22,987 --> 00:39:25,489 There's nothing safe about being a star. 841 00:39:33,824 --> 00:39:37,417 You know, the bedrooms here really are incredible. 842 00:39:40,630 --> 00:39:46,234 Perhaps you should show them to me then. 843 00:39:48,004 --> 00:39:50,338 Five, six, seven, eight. 844 00:39:50,339 --> 00:39:53,341 She, she ain't real 845 00:39:53,342 --> 00:39:57,479 she ain't gonna be able to love you like I will 846 00:39:57,480 --> 00:40:02,383 she is a stranger 847 00:40:02,384 --> 00:40:05,820 you and I have history or don't you remember? 848 00:40:05,821 --> 00:40:09,449 sure, she's got it all 849 00:40:09,858 --> 00:40:15,562 but, baby, is that really what you want? 850 00:40:15,563 --> 00:40:18,932 bless your soul, you've got your head in the clouds 851 00:40:18,933 --> 00:40:21,000 she made a fool out of you 852 00:40:21,001 --> 00:40:22,936 and, boy, she's bringing you down 853 00:40:22,937 --> 00:40:25,572 she made your heart melt 854 00:40:25,573 --> 00:40:27,607 but she's cold to the core 855 00:40:27,608 --> 00:40:30,910 now rumour has it she ain't got your love anymore 856 00:40:30,911 --> 00:40:32,545 rumour has it, ooh 857 00:40:32,546 --> 00:40:36,518 rumour has it, ooh, rumour has it, ooh 858 00:40:36,519 --> 00:40:38,684 rumour has it, ooh 859 00:40:38,685 --> 00:40:41,854 rumour has it, ooh, rumour has it, ooh 860 00:40:41,855 --> 00:40:46,424 rumour has it, ooh, rumour has it, ooh 861 00:40:57,702 --> 00:41:01,905 all of these words 862 00:41:01,906 --> 00:41:05,463 whispered in my ear 863 00:41:05,464 --> 00:41:07,877 tell a story that 864 00:41:07,878 --> 00:41:11,761 I cannot bear to hear 865 00:41:11,762 --> 00:41:14,806 just 'cause I said it 866 00:41:14,807 --> 00:41:20,490 don't mean that I meant it 867 00:41:20,491 --> 00:41:26,490 people say crazy things 868 00:41:27,397 --> 00:41:31,766 just 'cause I said it 869 00:41:31,767 --> 00:41:35,660 don't mean that I meant it 870 00:41:36,006 --> 00:41:39,740 just 'cause you heard it 871 00:41:43,445 --> 00:41:45,313 rumour has it 872 00:41:45,314 --> 00:41:47,615 rumour has it, rumour has it 873 00:41:59,685 --> 00:42:03,063 rumour has it 874 00:42:06,800 --> 00:42:08,768 come on now! 875 00:42:08,769 --> 00:42:10,803 rumour has it 876 00:42:10,804 --> 00:42:13,782 he's the one I'm leaving you for 877 00:42:20,713 --> 00:42:24,167 That was great!... 878 00:42:25,876 --> 00:42:31,508 Sync by Rafael_UPD, corrected by dr.jackson www.addic7ed.com/