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Previously on Smash...
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What's this Marilyn thing
I keep hearing about?
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- Ivy Lynn, Karen Cartwright.
- Classic.
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You put in ten years
in the chorus
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and Karen-something shows up.
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Michael Swift is available
if you're interested
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in making him
an offer for DiMaggio.
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I had an affair
with Michael Swift.
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- It's not going to be cheap.
- What's Jerry's involvement?
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Jerry has no involvement.
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[Big band jazz music]
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That was incredible.
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Do you think he gave me the part
because I slept with him?
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He is a terrible human being!
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[Piano music]
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- Hey.
- Hi.
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Wow.
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[Indistinct conversation]
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First day.
I love first days.
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Me too.
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I am so glad
that you're doing this.
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- [Chuckles] Me too.
- Exciting, isn't it?
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Hi, Linda.
Where am I?
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You and Tom are here,
Derek's there.
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Oh, good, you put him
at a different table.
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Yeah, I've worked
with him before.
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Can you put Tom's assistant
at a different table too?
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She's the one who almost
took it out from under our Ivy?
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Where's the Marilyn in that?
Could she be more midwest?
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Actually no, she was
the golden sprout champion
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at the Iowa state fair.
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- You made that up.
- I didn't.
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- She put it on her resume.
- She's coming, she's coming.
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Hi, Dennis.
Karen.
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- Yeah, I remember.
- Hi.
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Hi.
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So do I put
my stuff down here?
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You can put it
anywhere you want.
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[Clears throat]
The maestro arrives.
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- Hi, Derek.
- Yeah, hi.
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Hey.
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- Great to be here.
- Well, we're thrilled.
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As you know.
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It's gonna be fine.
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You don't have
to be nervous, okay?
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I'm not.
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I mean, we're
both adults right?
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I was talking
about the workshop.
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- Michael, hi.
- Hey, Tom.
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You sound great on the demo
of Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
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Oh, yeah, it's great.
He's gonna be so great.
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- So great.
- [Chuckles]
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Thanks.
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I think I'm gonna warm up.
Excuse me.
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- You okay?
- I'm fine.
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- You just seem a little...
- Drop it.
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- You know.
- Drop it.
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- I just mean...
- Drop it.
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- Where's Eileen?
- I have no idea.
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- Well, where's the money?
- It's not there.
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Well, where'd it go?
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We are trying
to figure that out.
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You are my lawyer.
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It's gotta be somewhere.
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Jerry is swanning around town
spending as much money
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as he ever did!
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Well, his family
owns half of Manhattan.
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Oh, I know about his family
and their stupid money.
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Don't talk
to me about that.
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All I need is $200,000,
that's it... $200,000.
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Well, you have
access to $8,000.
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The rest of it is frozen.
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Your husband is...
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Very clever.
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Oh, I know
he's very clever.
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I know he's clever.
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[Piano music]
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[Indistinct conversation]
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- [Claps hands]
- Okay, everyone, here we go.
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Welcome to Marilyn.
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[Cheers and applause]
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- Yeah!
- Bravo!
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Okay, settle down, please.
Settle down!
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Thank you.
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Okay, obviously we're
not gonna have a table read
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because the book
is still somewhat in flux.
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This'll be primarily
for the ensemble.
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We'll put the rest in when
the book is in better shape.
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We'll be staging
some of the numbers.
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Others will be
at music stands.
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We'll have some
costume elements,
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a few props
but basically...
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It's up to you
to sell it.
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Now remember...
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This is a workshop.
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The road to Broadway
is exceedingly long.
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So...
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Let's get to it.
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- Tom.
- How about a little mambo?
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[Laughter]
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- Why not?
- Grab a chair, grab a stand.
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Both: [Giggling]
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Blondie.
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[Gasps]
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Trying to go to Broadway
without me, huh?
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- Oh, my God.
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Good to see you!
When did you get back?
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- Last week.
- Everything okay, children?
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- You hired Sam.
- I did.
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We did Chicago together.
Six years ago?
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- Ten.
- No, come on.
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Ten years ago, baby.
We were both in the chorus.
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- And you are Marilyn Monroe.
- Mm.
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Yeah, actually
nobody is anybody
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until we start rehearsing,
okay?
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Got it, got it.
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Welcome.
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[Playing 20th Century Fox mambo]
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All: ♪ For fame ♪
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♪ play the game ♪
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♪ change your name ♪
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♪ to the 20th Century Fox ♪
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almost.
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[Chuckling]
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Thanks, everybody.
That's a ten.
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You have
a really fantastic voice.
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- Did you hear her?
- Yeah, she sounds great.
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I knew the song from before,
it was my callback piece.
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Oh, your callback for what?
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- For Marilyn.
- Well, I'm singing it now.
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Mm.
[Giggles]
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How come nobody told me
she was going to be here?
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- Derek didn't tell you?
- No.
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I'm so sorry
you missed it.
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- Ivy is sublime.
- How's the rest of the cast?
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Michael Swift
is gonna be amazing.
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I know I had
my reservations
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but I could not
have been more wrong.
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The ensemble's terrific.
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Even Tom had nothing
to complain about.
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[Giggles]
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Good.
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- Here's to Marilyn.
- She was an interesting woman.
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Oh, she certainly was.
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God, what a life.
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Marilyn had money problems.
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Yeah, well the studios
never did pay her
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what she was worth.
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Of course they didn't.
Both: [Chuckling]
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God.
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Drinking at the office.
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I love this.
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Julia, you told me once
that you were
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an art history major.
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Yeah.
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If that were a real Degas,
what would you pay for it?
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That?
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- Mm-hm.
- [Sighs]
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- It is a real Degas.
- Yeah.
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[Playing I never met a wolf
who didn't love to howl]
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♪ Here's a lesson
they should teach in school ♪
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♪ when a girl gets curvy
and the boys all drool ♪
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♪ if math and science
just ain't you style ♪
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♪ just give that teacher
a wink and a smile ♪
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♪ for a passing grade
you won't have to wait ♪
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♪ and you can thank him
later when you graduate ♪
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♪ 'cause I never met a wolf
who didn't love to howl ♪
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both: ♪ awooo! ♪
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♪ no, I never met a man
who wasn't on the prowl ♪
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all: ♪ shimmy, shimmy,
aah, gimme, gimme ♪
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♪ if a nice diploma
you wanna get ♪
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Take it down, Karen!
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♪ well then make that teacher
the student's pet ♪
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all: ♪ yeah, I never met a wolf
who didn't love to howl ♪
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I'm sorry,
can we just stop?
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I'm sorry.
[Laughs] I'm so sorry.
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I'm just having
a little trouble hearing myself.
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The chorus is very...
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Enthusiastic.
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Ensemble.
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Well, not everyone
seems to understand that
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that means "as one."
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[Laughs]
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Okay, can
we take our ten now?
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Actually, it's lunch.
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Oh, sorry.
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[Indistinct conversation]
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Everything okay?
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Absolutely.
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Good.
Do you know the actor Lyle West?
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That kid
from all the TV shows?
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Yeah.
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I gave him his first job
when he was eight years old.
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I made him a star.
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Aw, you're so sentimental.
[Giggles]
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Yeah, well I'm sentimental
enough to throw him
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a birthday party
on Saturday night.
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Do you want to come?
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Uh, well, sure.
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I... I'd love to.
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Good.
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Ivy's doing the nasty
with the dark lord, huh?
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That's what I said.
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[Cell phone buzzes]
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Who's the dark lord?
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Sauron himself.
Darth Derek.
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Oh, look, I better run.
I've got a lunch meeting.
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Oh, I'm having lunch
with Tom.
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Well, ask him
how the new song is coming.
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She's sleeping with him?
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I don't think they're
getting all that much sleep.
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[Laughter]
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- Just saying'.
- Stop talking about my friend.
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Oh, calm down.
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Why is he sending
messages through you?
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If he wants to know
about the new number
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he can just ask me.
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I'm sure he will.
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I know he's not
your favorite person.
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What are you
talking about?
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I love him.
What a stellar human being.
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- A role model for us all.
- [Giggles]
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He better treat you right,
that's all I have to say.
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I'm a big girl, Tom.
I can take care of myself.
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Listen, I have a question.
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And I hope
this is okay.
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You're my star,
anything's okay.
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How come nobody told me
that Karen Cartwright
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was gonna be
in the ensemble?
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Oh, um...
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Actually it was Julia's idea.
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She wanted
to give her something.
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She did work really hard
on those auditions
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and she is impressive.
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She completely is.
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It just would have helped
to have a heads up.
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Absolutely.
My fault.
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So could you listen
to the wolf number
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when we get back to it
after lunch?
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She's just...
She's right next to me
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and she's just
a little bit loud.
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Oh, so did you hear
that Lyle West is in town?
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[Gasps]
Lyle's in town.
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God, I haven't
seen him in... forever.
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Throwing
a big birthday party
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for him this weekend.
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He discovered him, you know.
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- He did not say that.
- He did.
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He told Ivy
he "discovered" Lyle.
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[Laughs] What,
did he plant a flag in the kid?
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Oh, I think it's so silly
when people take credit
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for other people's careers.
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Heh.
That was my show he directed.
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And the fact is Derek
didn't discover that kid.
258
00:10:47,587 --> 00:10:49,616
I discovered that kid.
He didn't even want to cast him.
259
00:10:49,617 --> 00:10:54,254
I was the one who said
"we have to cast that kid."
260
00:10:54,255 --> 00:10:56,156
How's the new number coming?
261
00:10:56,157 --> 00:10:59,760
You'll get it
when you get it.
262
00:10:59,761 --> 00:11:01,528
What's she upset
about this time?
263
00:11:01,529 --> 00:11:04,163
Nope, no one's upset.
264
00:11:04,164 --> 00:11:05,832
So I hear Lyle west
is in town.
265
00:11:05,833 --> 00:11:08,434
You having a birthday party
for him?
266
00:11:08,435 --> 00:11:10,636
Both true things.
267
00:11:10,637 --> 00:11:14,874
Do you think maybe
you could invite Tom?
268
00:11:14,875 --> 00:11:16,843
Tom!
Lyle West is in town.
269
00:11:16,844 --> 00:11:18,378
I'm having a party
on Saturday night.
270
00:11:18,379 --> 00:11:20,645
You like to come?
271
00:11:20,646 --> 00:11:22,329
I think I have plans.
272
00:11:22,330 --> 00:11:25,149
Well, I'm sure
he'd love to see you.
273
00:11:25,150 --> 00:11:27,834
As would I.
274
00:11:27,835 --> 00:11:29,554
You're welcome
of course too, darling.
275
00:11:29,555 --> 00:11:31,254
And when am I gonna get
to see my new scenes?
276
00:11:31,255 --> 00:11:33,256
I'm on my way home
right now to write them.
277
00:11:33,257 --> 00:11:35,425
Good.
278
00:11:35,426 --> 00:11:39,062
Derek's having
a big party, huh?
279
00:11:53,977 --> 00:11:56,078
I need some bubble wrap.
280
00:11:56,079 --> 00:11:57,914
- Bubble wrap?
- You've heard of it.
281
00:11:57,915 --> 00:12:02,018
Bubble wrap.
282
00:12:02,019 --> 00:12:05,021
[Playing I never met a wolf
who didn't love to howl]
283
00:12:05,022 --> 00:12:07,541
♪ ♪
284
00:12:07,542 --> 00:12:09,459
all: ♪ Yeah I never
met a wolf who didn't ♪
285
00:12:09,460 --> 00:12:12,838
- ♪ love to howl ♪
- ♪ awoo! ♪
286
00:12:12,839 --> 00:12:15,931
all: ♪ No, I never met a man
who wasn't on the prowl ♪
287
00:12:15,932 --> 00:12:17,717
all: ♪ shimmy, shimmy,
aw, gimme, gimme ♪
288
00:12:17,718 --> 00:12:20,436
♪ even if that wolf's
just a grey old goat ♪
289
00:12:20,437 --> 00:12:22,604
♪ he still would make
a nice fur coat ♪
290
00:12:22,605 --> 00:12:25,105
Okay, hold on, hold on.
291
00:12:25,106 --> 00:12:28,042
Okay, new idea.
Karen, step back next to Bobby.
292
00:12:28,043 --> 00:12:30,981
What's wrong?
[Dancers murmuring]
293
00:12:30,982 --> 00:12:33,581
Let's take it
from the dance break.
294
00:12:33,582 --> 00:12:35,110
Again!
Five, six, seven and...
295
00:12:35,684 --> 00:12:37,284
♪
296
00:12:40,521 --> 00:12:46,392
- Sorry.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
297
00:12:46,393 --> 00:12:47,330
You okay?
298
00:12:47,331 --> 00:12:49,332
Yeah, yeah, I'm just...
299
00:12:49,333 --> 00:12:51,397
[Laughs]
300
00:12:51,398 --> 00:12:54,801
[Sighs]
301
00:12:54,802 --> 00:12:56,635
[Indistinct conversation]
302
00:12:56,636 --> 00:12:57,703
Hey, when you do this
in the theater,
303
00:12:57,704 --> 00:12:59,271
are the numbers still there?
304
00:12:59,272 --> 00:13:00,806
Yes, Iowa, the numbers
are still there in the theater.
305
00:13:00,807 --> 00:13:01,874
Okay, I've just
never done this...
306
00:13:01,875 --> 00:13:04,431
We know.
307
00:13:04,432 --> 00:13:06,745
Bobby, Karen?
308
00:13:06,746 --> 00:13:08,447
- Ugh.
- Come on.
309
00:13:08,448 --> 00:13:09,815
I don't...
What does he mean?
310
00:13:09,816 --> 00:13:11,188
It means we're out
of the number.
311
00:13:11,189 --> 00:13:13,084
Remind me not to stand
next to you anymore.
312
00:13:13,085 --> 00:13:15,319
- What?
- Again!
313
00:13:15,320 --> 00:13:16,485
Five, six, seven, and...
314
00:13:16,486 --> 00:13:20,658
♪
315
00:13:25,451 --> 00:13:27,537
So first she has me
put in the back row.
316
00:13:27,538 --> 00:13:30,249
Then I'm out
of the number altogether.
317
00:13:30,250 --> 00:13:32,751
Dev here.
Yeah, it went great.
318
00:13:32,752 --> 00:13:35,221
A corrections officer got
arrested for a DWI in the Bronx.
319
00:13:35,222 --> 00:13:37,656
The police desk
never even called.
320
00:13:37,657 --> 00:13:39,958
Great, thanks.
[Cell phone beeps]
321
00:13:39,959 --> 00:13:42,144
Sorry... Ivy has
that kind of power?
322
00:13:42,145 --> 00:13:43,295
She's the star,
plus she's sleeping
323
00:13:43,296 --> 00:13:44,762
with the director.
324
00:13:44,763 --> 00:13:46,097
That apparently comes
with all sorts of perks.
325
00:13:46,098 --> 00:13:47,265
She's sleeping
with the director, wow.
326
00:13:47,266 --> 00:13:48,776
You buried the lead.
327
00:13:48,777 --> 00:13:50,402
It's just depressing
that she's allowed
328
00:13:50,403 --> 00:13:51,903
to do
whatever she wants to me.
329
00:13:51,904 --> 00:13:53,405
Maybe you should
just keep your head down.
330
00:13:53,406 --> 00:13:54,906
I'm an actress.
331
00:13:54,907 --> 00:13:56,240
I'm not supposed
to keep my head down,
332
00:13:56,241 --> 00:13:57,451
I'm supposed
to play to the balcony.
333
00:13:57,452 --> 00:13:58,642
[Cell phone rings]
334
00:13:58,643 --> 00:14:00,621
Sorry.
Dev here.
335
00:14:00,622 --> 00:14:02,414
No, no, no, no, Andrew.
336
00:14:02,415 --> 00:14:04,148
I've been on call now
for six days.
337
00:14:04,149 --> 00:14:05,615
- I need a night's sleep.
- I'm going to the gym.
338
00:14:05,616 --> 00:14:07,127
- Hang on.
- I'm okay, I'm okay.
339
00:14:07,128 --> 00:14:08,629
Just... just breathe.
340
00:14:08,630 --> 00:14:11,922
I can't.
Ivy might hear me.
341
00:14:11,923 --> 00:14:13,622
Love you.
342
00:14:13,623 --> 00:14:15,135
No, not you, Andrew.
343
00:14:15,136 --> 00:14:17,427
[Dog barking]
344
00:14:17,428 --> 00:14:19,628
I thought it was nice
that he invited you.
345
00:14:19,629 --> 00:14:21,464
He invited me
because you told him to.
346
00:14:21,465 --> 00:14:23,032
Tom.
347
00:14:23,033 --> 00:14:25,101
You love that kid.
348
00:14:25,102 --> 00:14:26,469
I've heard you say
so many times
349
00:14:26,470 --> 00:14:28,803
how proud
you are of Lyle.
350
00:14:28,804 --> 00:14:30,839
How impressive he was
as a little boy.
351
00:14:30,840 --> 00:14:32,607
How long has it been
since you've seen him?
352
00:14:32,608 --> 00:14:34,943
- Six years.
- Oh, go to the party!
353
00:14:34,944 --> 00:14:35,990
Tom!
354
00:14:35,991 --> 00:14:38,613
- I can't.
- Oh? Why?
355
00:14:38,614 --> 00:14:41,883
- I have a date.
- You have a date?
356
00:14:41,884 --> 00:14:43,285
Yes, I have a date.
Saturday night I have a date.
357
00:14:43,286 --> 00:14:45,019
- You do not.
- I do.
358
00:14:45,020 --> 00:14:47,154
With whom?
359
00:14:47,155 --> 00:14:49,323
Someone my mother knows.
360
00:14:49,324 --> 00:14:54,028
He's taking me
to a steak house.
361
00:14:54,029 --> 00:14:56,230
Your mother...
362
00:14:56,231 --> 00:14:57,531
Set you up?
363
00:14:57,532 --> 00:15:00,700
On a date?
364
00:15:00,701 --> 00:15:02,035
No, that sounds like fun.
365
00:15:02,036 --> 00:15:04,537
That sounds like
a really good idea.
366
00:15:04,538 --> 00:15:06,306
You should do that.
367
00:15:06,307 --> 00:15:08,341
You should do that
instead of going
368
00:15:08,342 --> 00:15:11,150
to a really cool party
honoring the kid
369
00:15:11,151 --> 00:15:12,879
you discovered.
370
00:15:12,880 --> 00:15:16,248
Who you've always liked,
who is now a big TV star.
371
00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:17,448
No, seriously.
A steak house?
372
00:15:17,449 --> 00:15:19,351
That sounds like
much more fun.
373
00:15:19,352 --> 00:15:20,386
[Snores]
374
00:15:20,387 --> 00:15:23,755
Oh!
375
00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:26,758
Tom?
376
00:15:31,898 --> 00:15:33,864
According to your records,
it was purchased from a dealer
377
00:15:33,865 --> 00:15:38,218
in Paris in 1985,
Francois Melinot.
378
00:15:38,219 --> 00:15:39,670
That's right.
379
00:15:39,671 --> 00:15:41,221
I just spoke
to monsieur Melinot.
380
00:15:41,222 --> 00:15:43,557
The provenance seems
to be accurately recorded.
381
00:15:43,558 --> 00:15:45,843
And the sketch
is charming.
382
00:15:45,844 --> 00:15:48,211
Any number of my clients
would love this.
383
00:15:48,212 --> 00:15:50,414
Degas did many sketches
of the little dancers,
384
00:15:50,415 --> 00:15:54,717
but this one
has extraordinary grace notes.
385
00:15:54,718 --> 00:15:56,362
- How much?
- Heh.
386
00:15:56,363 --> 00:15:59,239
Auctions are
notoriously unreliable,
387
00:15:59,240 --> 00:16:03,893
but an authentic Degas sketch
of this quality, 350.
388
00:16:03,894 --> 00:16:07,229
400.
389
00:16:07,230 --> 00:16:10,032
What if I just wanted
to sell it?
390
00:16:10,033 --> 00:16:11,700
Um...
391
00:16:11,701 --> 00:16:13,295
Before we talk details,
I'm a little concerned
392
00:16:13,296 --> 00:16:15,204
about the bill of sale.
393
00:16:15,205 --> 00:16:16,939
Oh, it was a gift
from my husband.
394
00:16:16,940 --> 00:16:18,407
A wedding gift
in fact.
395
00:16:18,408 --> 00:16:20,928
But the bill of sale
is in his name, you see.
396
00:16:20,929 --> 00:16:24,412
Unless you have
a letter of transfer?
397
00:16:24,413 --> 00:16:27,226
He didn't want it.
He doesn't even like it.
398
00:16:27,227 --> 00:16:31,086
Nevertheless, he owns it.
399
00:16:31,087 --> 00:16:34,233
Perhaps you could
have him call me
400
00:16:34,234 --> 00:16:37,291
and I could explain
the legalities.
401
00:16:39,294 --> 00:16:42,074
[Playing
History is made at night]
402
00:16:42,075 --> 00:16:45,665
♪
403
00:16:45,666 --> 00:16:49,103
all: ♪ 'cause history
is made at night ♪
404
00:16:49,104 --> 00:16:52,751
♪ so close the books,
turn off the light ♪
405
00:16:52,752 --> 00:16:55,774
♪ and listen ♪
406
00:16:55,775 --> 00:16:59,216
♪ let my heart
be the teacher ♪
407
00:16:59,217 --> 00:17:01,647
Okay, hold on.
408
00:17:01,648 --> 00:17:03,220
Hold on.
409
00:17:03,221 --> 00:17:04,984
Just give us a second.
410
00:17:04,985 --> 00:17:07,641
Your boys are hogging
all the melody.
411
00:17:07,642 --> 00:17:09,121
- Hey.
- Hi.
412
00:17:10,856 --> 00:17:12,524
Heh.
413
00:17:12,525 --> 00:17:17,028
You know, um,
I should really get going.
414
00:17:17,029 --> 00:17:18,330
I still have
a lot of work to do.
415
00:17:18,331 --> 00:17:22,267
Stay.
I like an audience.
416
00:17:22,268 --> 00:17:24,992
Yeah, well an audience
likes a coherent book.
417
00:17:24,993 --> 00:17:27,995
- Ah.
- So...
418
00:17:27,996 --> 00:17:30,508
You sound great.
419
00:17:30,509 --> 00:17:31,665
Okay.
420
00:17:31,666 --> 00:17:37,114
Let's take it again.
421
00:17:37,115 --> 00:17:39,517
[Playing
History is made at night]
422
00:17:39,518 --> 00:17:43,019
All: ♪ 'cause history
is made at night ♪
423
00:17:43,020 --> 00:17:46,189
♪ so close the books,
turn off the light ♪
424
00:17:46,190 --> 00:17:49,626
♪ and listen ♪
425
00:17:49,627 --> 00:17:53,496
♪ let my heart
be the teacher ♪
426
00:17:53,497 --> 00:17:56,148
♪ no one here
to disapprove ♪
427
00:17:56,149 --> 00:17:58,968
♪ as we review the lessons ♪
428
00:17:58,969 --> 00:18:01,361
♪ you've been missing ♪
429
00:18:01,362 --> 00:18:02,571
Okay, guys.
430
00:18:02,572 --> 00:18:04,656
[Laughs]
Give a girl a chance.
431
00:18:04,657 --> 00:18:06,533
Yeah, she's right.
432
00:18:06,534 --> 00:18:09,311
There's too much sound
in the mix, Tom.
433
00:18:09,312 --> 00:18:10,370
It's eight voices.
434
00:18:10,371 --> 00:18:12,347
They sound fantastic.
435
00:18:12,348 --> 00:18:15,667
It's just... at least
while I'm learning it.
436
00:18:15,668 --> 00:18:18,504
Sure, sure. Karen, why don't
you sit this one out?
437
00:18:18,505 --> 00:18:20,714
- I can tone it down.
- It's just for now.
438
00:18:20,715 --> 00:18:25,927
We just need to hear
the number without you.
439
00:18:25,928 --> 00:18:31,098
Excuse me.
440
00:18:31,099 --> 00:18:33,143
Let's take it again.
441
00:18:33,144 --> 00:18:35,736
♪
442
00:18:35,737 --> 00:18:39,191
all: ♪ 'cause history
is made at night ♪
443
00:18:39,192 --> 00:18:42,342
♪ so close the books,
turn off the light ♪
444
00:18:42,343 --> 00:18:48,342
♪ and listen ♪
445
00:18:49,683 --> 00:18:52,518
♪ no one here
to disapprove ♪
446
00:18:52,519 --> 00:18:54,020
♪ as we review the lessons ♪
447
00:18:54,021 --> 00:18:56,923
How's it going in there?
448
00:18:56,924 --> 00:18:59,726
How do you think
it's going?
449
00:18:59,727 --> 00:19:00,754
It's horrible.
450
00:19:00,755 --> 00:19:02,861
It's...
451
00:19:02,862 --> 00:19:04,129
It's horrible.
452
00:19:04,130 --> 00:19:05,926
And you guys
are just horrible too.
453
00:19:05,927 --> 00:19:08,762
- Whoa.
- Don't say "whoa," it's true.
454
00:19:08,763 --> 00:19:10,802
She's trying to get me fired
and you guys are, like,
455
00:19:10,803 --> 00:19:12,349
"she's a hick,
she's from Iowa."
456
00:19:12,350 --> 00:19:13,872
I am just as good
as any of you guys.
457
00:19:13,873 --> 00:19:17,408
- Shh! They can hear.
- It's true.
458
00:19:17,409 --> 00:19:20,278
I am the same as you.
459
00:19:20,279 --> 00:19:21,567
You were all beginners too.
460
00:19:21,568 --> 00:19:24,449
And I'm good.
461
00:19:24,450 --> 00:19:25,483
I could've done that.
462
00:19:25,484 --> 00:19:29,074
I could've slept with him.
463
00:19:29,075 --> 00:19:32,657
I could've, he...
464
00:19:32,658 --> 00:19:34,091
And I didn't.
465
00:19:34,092 --> 00:19:36,593
And I wouldn't.
466
00:19:36,594 --> 00:19:39,663
And that doesn't make me
stupid or lame
467
00:19:39,664 --> 00:19:42,796
or untalented.
468
00:19:42,797 --> 00:19:45,669
And she shouldn't
be trying to get me fired.
469
00:19:45,670 --> 00:19:48,051
And you should be trying
to help me.
470
00:19:56,476 --> 00:19:59,479
[Pop song playing
inside store]
471
00:19:59,480 --> 00:20:00,817
What are we doing?
472
00:20:00,818 --> 00:20:02,185
Jessica had
a mother Theresa,
473
00:20:02,186 --> 00:20:04,654
come-to-Jesus moment.
474
00:20:04,655 --> 00:20:07,154
- We're helping.
- $250?
475
00:20:07,155 --> 00:20:10,625
Flesh tone tights
with fishnet stockings on top
476
00:20:10,626 --> 00:20:11,825
to get some texture.
477
00:20:11,826 --> 00:20:13,994
You wear that
under some loose pants,
478
00:20:13,995 --> 00:20:15,621
some high-top sneakers,
and a sweater
479
00:20:15,622 --> 00:20:17,623
- cut off at the neckline.
- Okay.
480
00:20:17,624 --> 00:20:19,168
You come into rehearsal
with your hair down,
481
00:20:19,169 --> 00:20:20,869
go into the bathroom,
take off your sweats
482
00:20:20,870 --> 00:20:22,703
and your sweater,
put your hair up in a pony tail
483
00:20:22,704 --> 00:20:23,879
and come back in.
484
00:20:23,880 --> 00:20:25,840
So it's like high school,
485
00:20:25,841 --> 00:20:27,341
you try and look
like everyone else.
486
00:20:27,342 --> 00:20:28,943
All: Exactly.
487
00:20:28,944 --> 00:20:30,544
- Where do you take class?
- What kind of class?
488
00:20:30,545 --> 00:20:32,146
- Dance class.
- [Laughs]
489
00:20:32,147 --> 00:20:34,182
We'll get you into ours,
it's good.
490
00:20:34,183 --> 00:20:36,391
But maybe tonight
we should do an intervention.
491
00:20:36,392 --> 00:20:39,811
Could we?
492
00:20:39,812 --> 00:20:41,788
Divorce is not
the most fun thing
493
00:20:41,789 --> 00:20:44,390
that's ever happened
to me in my life.
494
00:20:44,391 --> 00:20:46,109
I'm trying
to sell this sketch.
495
00:20:46,110 --> 00:20:48,394
Yes.
496
00:20:48,395 --> 00:20:49,729
Jerry's name
is on the bill of sale.
497
00:20:49,730 --> 00:20:51,365
It's a problem.
498
00:20:51,366 --> 00:20:56,669
- Yes.
- I hate Jerry.
499
00:20:56,670 --> 00:20:58,497
I used to love him.
500
00:20:58,498 --> 00:21:01,240
That sketch looks to me
like our happiness
501
00:21:01,241 --> 00:21:06,245
and I... I don't know
why it still looks that way.
502
00:21:06,246 --> 00:21:08,981
Let's get
you outta here.
503
00:21:08,982 --> 00:21:10,749
Lyle west is in town,
do you know him?
504
00:21:10,750 --> 00:21:13,819
We did Oliver together
when he was 11 years old.
505
00:21:13,820 --> 00:21:16,390
Well, Derek is throwing
him a birthday party.
506
00:21:16,391 --> 00:21:18,725
Uh, I don't think
I'm up to it.
507
00:21:18,726 --> 00:21:21,092
Just come
for a little while.
508
00:21:21,093 --> 00:21:22,097
Let me just call
509
00:21:22,098 --> 00:21:25,107
and make sure that Jerry's
not gonna be there.
510
00:21:25,108 --> 00:21:28,032
Lyle was such
a sweet little boy.
511
00:21:28,033 --> 00:21:29,820
[As Oliver]
"Please, sir, I want some more."
512
00:21:29,821 --> 00:21:31,602
[Laughs]
513
00:21:31,603 --> 00:21:34,071
Yeah, well that sweet boy
is now a mega-zillionaire.
514
00:21:34,072 --> 00:21:35,409
Oh, yeah,
don't you know?
515
00:21:35,410 --> 00:21:37,341
His last show
was sold into syndication
516
00:21:37,342 --> 00:21:39,877
for $80 million.
517
00:21:39,878 --> 00:21:41,206
80 million?
518
00:21:41,207 --> 00:21:43,458
It was just in the trades,
just last week.
519
00:21:43,459 --> 00:21:46,183
Derek... oh, good.
I'm glad I caught you.
520
00:21:46,184 --> 00:21:49,185
80 million, mm.
521
00:21:51,986 --> 00:21:53,385
Hey, I'm just... I'm saying
522
00:21:53,386 --> 00:21:55,220
you didn't have
to pull a diva on her.
523
00:21:55,221 --> 00:21:57,255
I didn't even
pull half a diva.
524
00:21:57,256 --> 00:21:58,791
And trust me,
they never would have cut her
525
00:21:58,792 --> 00:22:00,376
just to make me
feel better.
526
00:22:00,377 --> 00:22:02,995
Ivy, baby, it's not
like I know this chick.
527
00:22:02,996 --> 00:22:04,596
I'm not all worried
about her feelings,
528
00:22:04,597 --> 00:22:08,842
- it's just... oh, no, look at this.
- What?
529
00:22:08,843 --> 00:22:11,169
My Mets, they have,
like, no pitching this season.
530
00:22:11,170 --> 00:22:13,971
- None.
- Well, I'm not apologizing.
531
00:22:13,972 --> 00:22:16,473
Woman, for the last time
I'm not asking you
532
00:22:16,474 --> 00:22:19,061
to apologize,
I'm... oh, my God.
533
00:22:19,062 --> 00:22:20,611
Sam, the Mets
are gonna be fine.
534
00:22:20,612 --> 00:22:22,080
Not "oh, my God,
the poor Mets."
535
00:22:22,081 --> 00:22:23,681
Oh, my God,
you look amazing.
536
00:22:23,682 --> 00:22:24,981
- I do?
- You do.
537
00:22:24,982 --> 00:22:26,449
- Really?
- Really.
538
00:22:26,450 --> 00:22:29,186
It's a Zac Posen.
[Giggles]
539
00:22:29,654 --> 00:22:31,154
I think it's only
been worn once.
540
00:22:31,155 --> 00:22:33,623
And the zipper
still works and everything.
541
00:22:33,624 --> 00:22:35,826
Me
542
00:22:35,827 --> 00:22:37,538
[zipper zips]
543
00:22:39,530 --> 00:22:40,763
Hey, love,
you're home late.
544
00:22:40,764 --> 00:22:43,498
- Hi.
- Hi.
545
00:22:43,499 --> 00:22:44,767
- Hello.
- Hi.
546
00:22:44,768 --> 00:22:47,803
- Hi.
- Hi, Bobby.
547
00:22:47,804 --> 00:22:50,172
Dev, nice to meet you.
548
00:22:50,173 --> 00:22:52,141
What the...?
549
00:22:52,142 --> 00:22:54,777
Oh, mm!
550
00:22:54,778 --> 00:22:55,973
Okay.
551
00:22:55,974 --> 00:22:58,113
Karen?
552
00:22:58,114 --> 00:22:59,380
Oh, sorry about this.
553
00:22:59,381 --> 00:23:01,478
Everyone, this
is my boyfriend Dev.
554
00:23:01,479 --> 00:23:04,152
Well done, Iowa.
555
00:23:04,153 --> 00:23:05,899
Uh, you're
all here because...
556
00:23:05,900 --> 00:23:08,068
We're doing
an intervention.
557
00:23:08,069 --> 00:23:10,191
Oh, things haven't improved,
I gather.
558
00:23:10,192 --> 00:23:13,393
I'm not gonna lie,
it's a disaster.
559
00:23:13,394 --> 00:23:15,534
This is cute.
560
00:23:15,535 --> 00:23:17,364
[Playing Haven't met you yet]
561
00:23:17,365 --> 00:23:20,067
♪ I'm not surprised,
not everything lasts ♪
562
00:23:20,068 --> 00:23:22,402
♪ I've broken my heart
so many times ♪
563
00:23:22,403 --> 00:23:23,959
♪ I've stopped
keeping track ♪
564
00:23:23,960 --> 00:23:27,588
♪ I talk myself in,
I talk myself out ♪
565
00:23:27,589 --> 00:23:31,091
♪ I get all worked up
and then I let myself down ♪
566
00:23:31,092 --> 00:23:35,648
♪ I tried so very hard
not to lose it ♪
567
00:23:35,649 --> 00:23:39,385
♪ I came up
with a million excuses ♪
568
00:23:39,386 --> 00:23:45,257
♪ I thought I thought
of every possibility ♪
569
00:23:45,258 --> 00:23:49,060
♪ but somehow I know
that it'll all turn out ♪
570
00:23:49,061 --> 00:23:53,238
♪ and you'll make me work
so we can work to work it out ♪
571
00:23:53,239 --> 00:23:56,868
♪ and I promise you, kid,
that I'll give so much more ♪
572
00:23:56,869 --> 00:23:59,662
♪ than I get ♪
573
00:23:59,663 --> 00:24:02,581
♪ I just haven't
met you yet ♪
574
00:24:02,582 --> 00:24:06,944
♪ they say all's fair ♪
575
00:24:06,945 --> 00:24:10,014
♪ in love and war ♪
576
00:24:10,015 --> 00:24:12,817
♪ but I won't need
to fight it ♪
577
00:24:13,174 --> 00:24:14,919
♪ we'll get it right ♪
578
00:24:14,920 --> 00:24:18,054
♪ and we'll be united ♪
579
00:24:18,055 --> 00:24:21,724
♪ oh, you know
that it'll all tn n out ♪
580
00:24:21,725 --> 00:24:25,895
♪ and you'll make me work
so we can work to work it out ♪
581
00:24:25,896 --> 00:24:29,866
♪ hey, and I promise you, kid,
that I'll give so much more ♪
582
00:24:29,867 --> 00:24:32,568
♪ than I get ♪
583
00:24:32,569 --> 00:24:36,438
♪ I just haven't
met you yet ♪
584
00:24:36,439 --> 00:24:40,209
[cheers and applause]
Thank you.
585
00:24:40,210 --> 00:24:43,245
[Sighs]
586
00:24:52,488 --> 00:24:56,090
- You look stunning.
- Your place is beautiful.
587
00:24:56,091 --> 00:25:00,161
Thanks.
588
00:25:00,162 --> 00:25:02,797
Lyle, this is Ivy.
589
00:25:02,798 --> 00:25:04,432
She's playing my Marilyn.
590
00:25:04,433 --> 00:25:07,563
I can immediately see
why they cast you as Marilyn.
591
00:25:08,002 --> 00:25:09,732
That dress is amazing.
592
00:25:09,733 --> 00:25:11,905
Lyle.
593
00:25:11,906 --> 00:25:14,486
This is very precocious
behavior for a 15-year-old.
594
00:25:14,487 --> 00:25:17,406
[Chuckles]
I'm 12, you jerk.
595
00:25:17,912 --> 00:25:20,409
And precocious would
be showing her the bedrooms.
596
00:25:20,410 --> 00:25:22,244
Would you like
to see the bedrooms?
597
00:25:22,245 --> 00:25:25,084
Oh, you're adorable.
598
00:25:25,085 --> 00:25:27,019
- She thinks I'm kidding.
- Mm-hm.
599
00:25:27,020 --> 00:25:28,959
I so wish
you didn't think that.
600
00:25:28,960 --> 00:25:31,253
You played beautifully.
601
00:25:31,254 --> 00:25:33,459
I finished
my mba at wharton,
602
00:25:33,460 --> 00:25:35,194
even though I knew
that ultimately the law
603
00:25:35,195 --> 00:25:38,597
was going to be
more compelling to me.
604
00:25:38,598 --> 00:25:40,265
Why?
605
00:25:40,266 --> 00:25:44,168
How did you know?
606
00:25:44,169 --> 00:25:46,938
"Applied principles
of macro-dynamics
607
00:25:46,939 --> 00:25:49,508
in developing economies."
608
00:25:49,509 --> 00:25:51,356
I was as bored
as you look right now.
609
00:25:51,357 --> 00:25:53,344
[Laughs] No.
610
00:25:53,345 --> 00:25:55,946
Don't be polite,
it's not necessary.
611
00:25:55,947 --> 00:25:58,181
I'm boring myself, frankly.
612
00:25:58,182 --> 00:26:00,073
I'm a little nervous.
613
00:26:00,074 --> 00:26:02,119
You don't look nervous.
614
00:26:02,120 --> 00:26:04,555
Seriously, I had no intention
of going out on a date
615
00:26:04,556 --> 00:26:06,205
that my mother
set up for me
616
00:26:06,206 --> 00:26:11,376
but then I checked you out
online and I thought... wow.
617
00:26:11,377 --> 00:26:14,330
[Clinks wine glass]
Yay, mom.
618
00:26:14,331 --> 00:26:18,134
Hm.
619
00:26:18,135 --> 00:26:19,969
Hi, we're friends
of Derek's.
620
00:26:19,970 --> 00:26:21,871
I know who you are,
Mrs. Rand.
621
00:26:21,872 --> 00:26:24,040
I have something here, I'd
like to put it somewhere safe.
622
00:26:24,041 --> 00:26:25,474
Sure, right this way.
623
00:26:25,909 --> 00:26:27,743
I'll see you inside.
624
00:26:27,744 --> 00:26:30,879
You know, Mrs. Rand,
I'm an actress and a dancer.
625
00:26:30,880 --> 00:26:35,250
Not now, sweetheart.
626
00:26:35,251 --> 00:26:36,685
Ellis?
627
00:26:36,686 --> 00:26:38,720
Julia, hi!
628
00:26:38,721 --> 00:26:40,221
Uh, this
is my friend Cynthia.
629
00:26:40,222 --> 00:26:41,657
Cyn.
People call me "Cyn."
630
00:26:41,658 --> 00:26:42,890
Oh.
631
00:26:42,891 --> 00:26:44,659
Julia is Tom's
writing partner.
632
00:26:44,660 --> 00:26:47,120
Oh, of course.
I know who you are.
633
00:26:47,121 --> 00:26:48,830
Well, he talks about
you guys all the time.
634
00:26:48,831 --> 00:26:50,432
He's, like, obsessed.
635
00:26:50,433 --> 00:26:51,875
Not obsessed.
636
00:26:51,876 --> 00:26:53,734
Interested.
637
00:26:53,735 --> 00:26:56,104
I'm surprised
to see you here, Ellis.
638
00:26:56,105 --> 00:26:57,256
Is Tom here?
639
00:26:57,257 --> 00:26:59,406
I haven't seen him.
640
00:26:59,407 --> 00:27:02,409
Excuse me.
641
00:27:07,548 --> 00:27:08,748
Lyle?
642
00:27:08,749 --> 00:27:10,584
- Eileen.
- Hi.
643
00:27:10,585 --> 00:27:12,019
[Kisses]
644
00:27:12,020 --> 00:27:13,053
Are you hiding here
all alone on the stairs?
645
00:27:13,054 --> 00:27:14,854
I am.
646
00:27:14,855 --> 00:27:16,422
It's so great that Derek
did this for me but sometimes
647
00:27:16,423 --> 00:27:18,902
parties like this,
I feel like I have to be "on."
648
00:27:18,903 --> 00:27:20,393
Well, you're
a big star now.
649
00:27:20,394 --> 00:27:21,363
You'd think you'd
get used to it.
650
00:27:21,364 --> 00:27:22,862
You'd be wrong.
651
00:27:22,863 --> 00:27:26,032
I was really hoping
to just see my friends.
652
00:27:26,033 --> 00:27:27,733
Well, I think you'll find
you have a lot of those
653
00:27:27,734 --> 00:27:30,536
now that your show's
gone into syndication.
654
00:27:30,537 --> 00:27:32,371
You got that right.
[Laughs]
655
00:27:32,372 --> 00:27:33,792
I was reading the trades
and I thought,
656
00:27:33,793 --> 00:27:37,074
"mm, my goodness,
what is Lyle gonna do
657
00:27:37,075 --> 00:27:38,255
with all that cash?"
658
00:27:38,256 --> 00:27:39,978
Well, I'm
all over the map.
659
00:27:39,979 --> 00:27:41,746
My business manager
has me in Sri Lanka's
660
00:27:41,747 --> 00:27:44,803
Colombo stock exchange,
the classic car market.
661
00:27:44,804 --> 00:27:47,347
Mm.
Drinks!
662
00:27:47,348 --> 00:27:49,120
Now what exactly
is the problem?
663
00:27:49,121 --> 00:27:50,922
I think she's
a wonderful dancer.
664
00:27:50,923 --> 00:27:52,352
Her dancing isn't the problem,
it's actually fierce.
665
00:27:52,353 --> 00:27:54,090
It's not, like,
all trained and perfect.
666
00:27:54,091 --> 00:27:55,564
- But it's watchable.
- Watchable?
667
00:27:55,565 --> 00:27:57,357
I'm watching her
and I usually
668
00:27:57,358 --> 00:27:59,067
like to watch myself
in the mirror.
669
00:27:59,068 --> 00:28:00,861
That's true.
670
00:28:00,862 --> 00:28:03,901
- Ivy's the problem.
- Ivy's fine.
671
00:28:03,902 --> 00:28:05,991
The problem is you,
miss artichoke heart.
672
00:28:05,992 --> 00:28:08,071
Golden sprout champion,
and it was a great day for me
673
00:28:08,072 --> 00:28:09,972
so don't
make fun of it.
674
00:28:09,973 --> 00:28:11,440
Yeah, but you didn't sign up
to be champion this time.
675
00:28:11,441 --> 00:28:12,842
That's Ivy's job.
676
00:28:12,843 --> 00:28:14,458
You signed up
to be her backup singer.
677
00:28:14,459 --> 00:28:15,959
- I'm trying.
- Oh, my God.
678
00:28:15,960 --> 00:28:18,113
You are so not trying.
679
00:28:18,114 --> 00:28:19,504
Ladies...
680
00:28:19,505 --> 00:28:21,006
Should we show her
how it's done?
681
00:28:21,007 --> 00:28:23,619
Move this table.
Please, help me.
682
00:28:23,620 --> 00:28:26,021
- I'm getting a show?
- You're getting a lesson.
683
00:28:26,022 --> 00:28:27,088
Oh.
684
00:28:27,089 --> 00:28:28,857
- This way?
- Yup.
685
00:28:28,858 --> 00:28:30,515
We told you that
we're in the same dance class.
686
00:28:30,516 --> 00:28:32,017
Now watch and learn.
687
00:28:32,018 --> 00:28:33,393
What are we doing?
688
00:28:33,394 --> 00:28:35,764
- Rumour has it.
- Ooh, perfect.
689
00:28:35,765 --> 00:28:36,965
Lucky you.
690
00:28:37,522 --> 00:28:38,700
Both: [Giggling]
691
00:28:38,701 --> 00:28:40,501
Don't lose focus,
eyes out.
692
00:28:40,502 --> 00:28:41,602
[Playing Rumour has it]
693
00:28:41,603 --> 00:28:43,470
Nobody's bigger than anybody.
694
00:28:43,471 --> 00:28:45,472
Nobody's out of line.
695
00:28:45,473 --> 00:28:46,607
Everybody's in it.
696
00:28:46,608 --> 00:28:48,943
♪ Ooh-ooh
ooh-ooh ♪
697
00:28:48,944 --> 00:28:50,778
Five, six, seven, eight.
698
00:28:50,779 --> 00:28:53,830
♪ She, she ain't real ♪
699
00:28:53,831 --> 00:28:57,042
♪ she ain't gonna be able
to love you like I will ♪
700
00:28:57,043 --> 00:28:59,185
- [laughs]
- Stop.
701
00:28:59,186 --> 00:29:00,352
Okay.
702
00:29:00,353 --> 00:29:03,022
♪ She is a stranger ♪
703
00:29:03,023 --> 00:29:06,960
♪ you and I have history
or don't you remember? ♪
704
00:29:06,961 --> 00:29:10,830
♪ sure, she's
got it all ♪
705
00:29:10,831 --> 00:29:14,333
♪ but, baby, is that
really what you want ♪
706
00:29:14,334 --> 00:29:17,035
[Laughs]
707
00:29:17,036 --> 00:29:19,231
I'm surprised no one's
mentioned art to you.
708
00:29:19,232 --> 00:29:23,041
It's the one investment
that never loses its value.
709
00:29:23,042 --> 00:29:26,212
Art and gold bullion.
710
00:29:26,213 --> 00:29:28,073
You know why?
711
00:29:28,074 --> 00:29:32,202
- The Chinese.
- The Chinese like Degas?
712
00:29:32,203 --> 00:29:34,819
No, the Chinese
like a good investment.
713
00:29:34,820 --> 00:29:38,083
Currencies are failing,
the stock market is a mess.
714
00:29:38,084 --> 00:29:40,258
Art and gold bullion.
715
00:29:40,259 --> 00:29:43,528
Those are your choices.
716
00:29:43,529 --> 00:29:45,090
How much do you need?
717
00:29:45,091 --> 00:29:48,093
- 200,000.
- 200,000... that's all?
718
00:29:48,094 --> 00:29:50,267
Well, for those of us
who aren't in syndication,
719
00:29:50,268 --> 00:29:55,572
that's rather a lot.
720
00:29:55,573 --> 00:29:57,007
I tell you what.
721
00:29:57,008 --> 00:29:59,146
I'll give you 175
for the drawing.
722
00:29:59,147 --> 00:30:00,772
Keep it as collateral
and you give me points.
723
00:30:00,773 --> 00:30:01,910
Why would
I give you the sketch
724
00:30:01,911 --> 00:30:03,442
if I'm giving you points?
725
00:30:03,443 --> 00:30:05,610
If Marilyn flops
I still come out even.
726
00:30:05,611 --> 00:30:08,551
And if it's a success,
then you get your sketch back.
727
00:30:08,552 --> 00:30:10,657
Which you wouldn't
if you just sold it to me.
728
00:30:10,658 --> 00:30:13,222
Little Lyle,
all grown up.
729
00:30:13,223 --> 00:30:15,328
- One point.
- Three.
730
00:30:15,329 --> 00:30:19,727
1 1/2,
and I get the money this week.
731
00:30:19,728 --> 00:30:21,696
How do I know
if the show's any good?
732
00:30:21,697 --> 00:30:23,462
I mean, it's
all in the execution.
733
00:30:23,463 --> 00:30:26,131
That's a fair question.
734
00:30:26,132 --> 00:30:29,437
- Scotch?
- Mm-hm.
735
00:30:29,438 --> 00:30:31,306
- Find Tom.
- Oh! There you are.
736
00:30:31,307 --> 00:30:32,541
Yeah, and
do me a favor.
737
00:30:32,542 --> 00:30:34,175
Get our DiMaggio
on the phone too.
738
00:30:35,910 --> 00:30:37,809
You want me
to call Michael?
739
00:30:37,810 --> 00:30:39,446
Why?
740
00:30:39,447 --> 00:30:41,549
He... he's probably
at home with his family.
741
00:30:41,550 --> 00:30:44,051
I don't want to...
742
00:30:44,052 --> 00:30:46,320
- Hold this.
- Oh.
743
00:30:46,321 --> 00:30:48,722
Damn.
744
00:30:48,723 --> 00:30:50,113
[Sighs]
745
00:30:52,426 --> 00:30:56,244
And one, two, three, four.
And five, six, seven, eight.
746
00:30:56,245 --> 00:30:57,664
And one, two... okay.
747
00:30:57,665 --> 00:30:59,599
Too much.
Let me do it next to you.
748
00:30:59,600 --> 00:31:01,100
Five, six, seven, eight.
749
00:31:01,101 --> 00:31:04,336
- And one, two...
- No, no, stop pulling focus.
750
00:31:04,337 --> 00:31:07,272
From the arms... seven, eight.
One, two...
751
00:31:07,273 --> 00:31:08,440
You guys are worse
than the New York press.
752
00:31:08,441 --> 00:31:10,509
One, two, three, four.
753
00:31:10,510 --> 00:31:12,511
And one, two, three, four.
754
00:31:16,482 --> 00:31:19,751
- Hi.
- Hi.
755
00:31:19,752 --> 00:31:21,019
This better be good.
756
00:31:21,020 --> 00:31:22,520
I don't actually
know what it is.
757
00:31:23,104 --> 00:31:23,921
- Hi
- hi.
758
00:31:23,922 --> 00:31:25,423
- Oh, John.
- What's going on?
759
00:31:25,424 --> 00:31:27,567
- I... I don't know.
- God, look at you.
760
00:31:27,568 --> 00:31:28,819
You need me?
761
00:31:28,820 --> 00:31:30,445
A-ha!
762
00:31:30,446 --> 00:31:32,930
The reinforcements
have arrived.
763
00:31:32,931 --> 00:31:36,934
I knew they would.
It's showtime.
764
00:31:40,447 --> 00:31:41,740
Today... is my birthday.
765
00:31:42,908 --> 00:31:45,786
I'm so glad
you're all here with me.
766
00:31:45,787 --> 00:31:47,755
Thank you.
767
00:31:48,756 --> 00:31:51,891
Derek Wills and Tom Levitt
cast me my first musical
768
00:31:51,892 --> 00:31:54,527
off-Broadway when
I was just eight years old.
769
00:31:54,528 --> 00:31:57,430
So they were best friends as
well as being the best friends
770
00:31:57,431 --> 00:31:59,432
an eight-year-old wannabe
musical theater star
771
00:31:59,433 --> 00:32:00,925
could hope for.
772
00:32:00,926 --> 00:32:05,037
And so I asked them, as a gift,
to play me a song
773
00:32:05,038 --> 00:32:07,765
from their new musical Marilyn,
and they said yes!
774
00:32:07,766 --> 00:32:10,685
[Cheers and applause]
775
00:32:14,739 --> 00:32:16,540
[Clears throat]
776
00:32:16,541 --> 00:32:19,610
Well, we've, uh,
just started learning
777
00:32:19,611 --> 00:32:22,530
the big USO number where Marilyn
sings to the troops.
778
00:32:22,531 --> 00:32:24,824
That sound like something
you might wanna hear?
779
00:32:24,825 --> 00:32:27,917
All: Yeah!
[Cheers and applause]
780
00:32:30,221 --> 00:32:32,322
It's in G,
very easy changes.
781
00:32:32,323 --> 00:32:34,890
Just... read my mind.
782
00:32:34,891 --> 00:32:37,426
Uh, ladies and gentlemen.
783
00:32:37,427 --> 00:32:39,894
Marilyn herself.
784
00:32:39,895 --> 00:32:41,162
Ivy Lynn.
785
00:32:41,163 --> 00:32:43,098
[Applause]
786
00:32:43,099 --> 00:32:44,899
[Playing I never met a wolf
who didn't love to howl]
787
00:32:44,900 --> 00:32:48,737
♪ When you are born
with sex appeal ♪
788
00:32:48,738 --> 00:32:52,185
♪ in the forest
called Hollywood ♪
789
00:32:52,741 --> 00:32:56,577
♪ you'll find more wolves
at your back door ♪
790
00:32:56,578 --> 00:33:00,526
♪ than that
little red riding hood ♪
791
00:33:00,527 --> 00:33:04,452
♪ now she and
her little old grandma ♪
792
00:33:04,453 --> 00:33:08,660
♪ could have learned
from the men I've dated ♪
793
00:33:08,661 --> 00:33:10,023
♪ that a wolf ♪
794
00:33:10,024 --> 00:33:12,359
♪ can be quite ♪
795
00:33:12,360 --> 00:33:16,196
♪ a devotee ♪
796
00:33:16,197 --> 00:33:21,339
both: ♪ once
he's domesticated ♪
797
00:33:21,340 --> 00:33:22,940
♪
798
00:33:36,884 --> 00:33:38,684
♪ there's a lesson
they should teach in school ♪
799
00:33:39,106 --> 00:33:41,286
♪ when a girl gets curvy
and the boys all drool ♪
800
00:33:41,287 --> 00:33:43,778
♪ if math and science
just ain't your style ♪
801
00:33:43,779 --> 00:33:46,992
♪ just give that teacher a wink ♪
802
00:33:46,993 --> 00:33:49,294
♪ for a passing grade
you won't have to wait
803
00:33:49,295 --> 00:33:52,130
♪ and you can thank him later
when you graduate ♪
804
00:33:52,131 --> 00:33:56,467
♪ 'cause I never met a wolf
who didn't love to howl ♪
805
00:33:56,468 --> 00:33:57,768
all: ♪ awoo!! ♪
806
00:33:57,769 --> 00:33:59,203
♪ no, I never met a man ♪
807
00:33:59,204 --> 00:34:00,971
♪ who wasn't on the prowl ♪
808
00:34:01,594 --> 00:34:02,894
♪shimmy, shimmy,
aw, gimme, gimme♪
809
00:34:02,974 --> 00:34:05,209
♪if a nice diploma
you want to get
810
00:34:05,210 --> 00:34:07,978
♪ well then make that teacher
the student's pet ♪
811
00:34:07,979 --> 00:34:12,549
♪yeah, I never met a wolf
who didn't love to howl ♪
812
00:34:12,550 --> 00:34:14,217
all: ♪ whoo! ♪
813
00:34:14,218 --> 00:34:16,052
♪ you never know
where a wolf might crouch ♪
814
00:34:16,053 --> 00:34:18,789
♪ but his natural habitat's
the casting couch ♪
815
00:34:18,790 --> 00:34:21,558
♪ so take lots of pictures
of the wildlife ♪
816
00:34:21,559 --> 00:34:24,494
♪ to tell the wolf
you could share with his wife ♪
817
00:34:24,495 --> 00:34:26,988
♪ the hunter gets
captured by the game ♪
818
00:34:26,989 --> 00:34:29,449
♪ then Leo the lion
will be roaring your name! ♪
819
00:34:29,450 --> 00:34:33,736
♪ yeah, I never met a wolf
who didn't love to howl ♪
820
00:34:33,737 --> 00:34:35,638
all: ♪ awooo! ♪
821
00:34:35,639 --> 00:34:38,407
♪ no, I never met a man
who wasn't on the prowl ♪
822
00:34:38,408 --> 00:34:40,242
all: ♪ shimmy, shimmy,
aw, gimme, gimme ♪
823
00:34:40,243 --> 00:34:43,145
♪ if your face and figure
are whistle-bait ♪
824
00:34:43,146 --> 00:34:45,247
♪ honey, you'll have the keys
to the studio gate! ♪
825
00:34:45,248 --> 00:34:49,584
♪ yeah, I never met a wolf
who didn't love to howl ♪
826
00:34:49,585 --> 00:34:51,319
oh! Oh! Aah!
827
00:34:51,320 --> 00:34:53,420
All: ♪ the three little piggies
sure had it wrong ♪
828
00:34:53,421 --> 00:34:56,089
♪ when the wolf came a-knockin'
in that old song ♪
829
00:34:56,090 --> 00:34:57,825
♪ if he's huffin'
and puffin' and saying' ♪
830
00:34:57,826 --> 00:34:59,693
all: ♪ "Marilyn, I gotcha" ♪
831
00:34:59,694 --> 00:35:01,695
♪ I said, "come on in,"
and I put on Sinatra ♪
832
00:35:01,696 --> 00:35:04,865
all: ♪ oh, Frankie! ♪
833
00:35:04,866 --> 00:35:07,000
♪ a wealthy wolf
likes to buy his toys ♪
834
00:35:07,001 --> 00:35:09,569
♪ but he really
is just one of the boys ♪
835
00:35:09,570 --> 00:35:12,238
♪ if you've got something
for which he's craving ♪
836
00:35:12,783 --> 00:35:15,161
♪ it sure is good
that he's been saving ♪
837
00:35:15,162 --> 00:35:17,343
♪ be a fan,
give his cheek a peck ♪
838
00:35:17,344 --> 00:35:20,446
♪ but get his autograph
on a cashier's check! ♪
839
00:35:20,447 --> 00:35:24,282
all: ♪ yeah, I never met a wolf
who didn't love to howl ♪
840
00:35:24,283 --> 00:35:26,251
♪ awooo! ♪
841
00:35:26,252 --> 00:35:28,887
♪ no, I never met a man
who wasn't on the prowl ♪
842
00:35:28,888 --> 00:35:31,189
♪ shimmy, shimmy,
aw, gimme, gimme ♪
843
00:35:31,190 --> 00:35:33,792
♪ this wolf looks like
he's ready to dine ♪
844
00:35:33,793 --> 00:35:36,099
♪ tell me where can I sign
on the dotted line? ♪
845
00:35:36,100 --> 00:35:41,699
all: ♪ yeah, I never met a wolf
who didn't love to howl! ♪
846
00:35:41,700 --> 00:35:45,136
♪ oh, yeah! ♪
847
00:35:59,217 --> 00:36:00,706
You are thrilling.
848
00:36:00,707 --> 00:36:02,052
- Ah.
- Honestly.
849
00:36:02,053 --> 00:36:04,621
Thank you.
850
00:36:05,210 --> 00:36:07,296
Are you still interested
in showing me those bedrooms?
851
00:36:10,628 --> 00:36:13,629
Wonderful.
852
00:36:15,665 --> 00:36:18,667
[Chuckles]
853
00:36:29,446 --> 00:36:31,347
- [Giggling]
- And this is the third bedroom.
854
00:36:31,348 --> 00:36:32,815
This is even nicer...
855
00:36:33,318 --> 00:36:34,904
Eileen, hi.
856
00:36:34,905 --> 00:36:37,156
I-I'm so sorry.
857
00:36:37,157 --> 00:36:40,289
There's no need
to apologize.
858
00:36:40,290 --> 00:36:44,189
I was just looking
at past happiness.
859
00:36:44,790 --> 00:36:48,096
But you're
my happiness now.
860
00:36:48,097 --> 00:36:50,332
You were wonderful.
861
00:36:50,333 --> 00:36:52,868
Thank you.
862
00:36:52,869 --> 00:36:56,804
I'll be by your office
on Monday, Eileen.
863
00:36:56,805 --> 00:37:00,263
[Cries]
864
00:37:05,513 --> 00:37:07,781
That was so much fun.
865
00:37:07,782 --> 00:37:09,616
I gotta go.
866
00:37:09,617 --> 00:37:11,651
She rocked it, didn't she?
867
00:37:11,652 --> 00:37:13,620
Awesome.
868
00:37:13,621 --> 00:37:14,921
Good night.
869
00:37:15,277 --> 00:37:17,957
[Piano music playing]
870
00:37:17,958 --> 00:37:19,558
♪
871
00:37:25,065 --> 00:37:27,733
Wow.
872
00:37:27,734 --> 00:37:31,736
- Wow?
- That was...
873
00:37:31,737 --> 00:37:34,839
Impressive.
874
00:37:34,840 --> 00:37:36,909
As impressive
as the TV star?
875
00:37:36,910 --> 00:37:39,577
Is there
a TV star here?
876
00:37:39,578 --> 00:37:42,580
I'm too dazzled
by the piano player to notice.
877
00:37:48,720 --> 00:37:50,888
Yay, mom.
878
00:37:50,889 --> 00:37:52,898
Hm.
879
00:37:52,899 --> 00:37:54,691
[Rock music playing]
880
00:37:54,692 --> 00:37:55,927
Yeah, yeah, no...
Apart from the, uh, explosion
881
00:37:55,928 --> 00:37:57,494
at the Sewage Center
in Queens,
882
00:37:57,495 --> 00:37:59,330
it was an utterly,
wonderfully uneventful weekend.
883
00:37:59,331 --> 00:38:00,998
Is he always
on the phone?
884
00:38:00,999 --> 00:38:02,900
He was in charge of
the press office all weekend.
885
00:38:02,901 --> 00:38:05,902
Wow, he's important
and good-looking.
886
00:38:05,903 --> 00:38:10,440
- Stop.
- I've gotta go.
887
00:38:10,441 --> 00:38:12,342
- I'll take care of these.
- Ooh, I like him.
888
00:38:12,343 --> 00:38:15,545
- Sweet.
- Thank you.
889
00:38:16,004 --> 00:38:16,846
Hi.
890
00:38:16,847 --> 00:38:18,514
- Gosh, I hate shots.
- Cheers.
891
00:38:18,515 --> 00:38:20,682
Bottoms up.
892
00:38:20,683 --> 00:38:23,018
Come on, Iowa, let's show 'em
what the chorus looks like.
893
00:38:23,019 --> 00:38:24,954
- You ready?
- Okay.
894
00:38:24,955 --> 00:38:26,155
- You ready for this?
- We can do this.
895
00:38:26,723 --> 00:38:28,476
- I can do this.
- Come on.
896
00:38:28,477 --> 00:38:31,626
[Indistinct conversation]
897
00:38:36,765 --> 00:38:39,278
Hang on.
Where are you going?
898
00:38:39,279 --> 00:38:41,235
Don't bother.
899
00:38:41,236 --> 00:38:42,615
I saw you, Derek.
900
00:38:42,616 --> 00:38:45,451
- Saw me what?
- That woman.
901
00:38:45,452 --> 00:38:50,211
I saw you.
Everybody saw you.
902
00:38:50,212 --> 00:38:52,612
Saw me what, flirting?
903
00:38:52,613 --> 00:38:57,951
- Your hand was on her ass.
- Ivy.
904
00:38:57,952 --> 00:39:02,055
Everyone at this party
is a potential investor, okay?
905
00:39:02,056 --> 00:39:04,591
So, yeah, I am gonna flirt,
and I'm gonna put my hand
906
00:39:04,592 --> 00:39:06,555
on the asses
of pretty women
907
00:39:06,556 --> 00:39:09,261
if it makes them
feel that our show
908
00:39:09,262 --> 00:39:11,097
is the one they want
to throw millions of dollars at.
909
00:39:11,098 --> 00:39:12,631
It's meaningless.
910
00:39:12,632 --> 00:39:14,397
How come you didn't
tell me you cast Karen?
911
00:39:14,398 --> 00:39:17,069
She didn't get the part.
912
00:39:17,070 --> 00:39:19,735
You did.
913
00:39:19,736 --> 00:39:23,141
They loved you tonight.
914
00:39:23,142 --> 00:39:25,741
This is who you are now.
915
00:39:25,742 --> 00:39:29,614
Get used to it.
916
00:39:29,615 --> 00:39:32,832
This show means
everything to me.
917
00:39:32,833 --> 00:39:37,628
- I just want to feel safe.
- Then go back to the chorus.
918
00:39:37,629 --> 00:39:40,131
There's nothing safe
about being a star.
919
00:39:48,466 --> 00:39:52,059
You know, the bedrooms here
really are incredible.
920
00:39:55,272 --> 00:40:00,876
Perhaps you should show them
to me then.
921
00:40:00,877 --> 00:40:02,645
[Playing Rumour has it]
922
00:40:02,646 --> 00:40:04,980
Five, six, seven, eight.
923
00:40:04,981 --> 00:40:07,983
♪ She, she ain't real ♪
924
00:40:07,984 --> 00:40:12,121
♪ she ain't gonna be able
to love you like I will ♪
925
00:40:12,122 --> 00:40:17,025
♪ she is a stranger ♪
926
00:40:17,026 --> 00:40:20,462
♪ you and I have history
or don't you remember? ♪
927
00:40:20,463 --> 00:40:24,091
♪ sure, she's
got it all ♪
928
00:40:24,500 --> 00:40:30,204
♪ but, baby, is that really
what you want? ♪
929
00:40:30,205 --> 00:40:33,574
♪ bless your soul, you've got
your head in the clouds ♪
930
00:40:33,575 --> 00:40:35,642
♪ she made a fool
out of you ♪
931
00:40:35,643 --> 00:40:37,578
♪ and, boy,
she's bringing you down ♪
932
00:40:37,579 --> 00:40:40,214
♪ she made
your heart melt ♪
933
00:40:40,215 --> 00:40:42,249
♪ but she's cold
to the core ♪
934
00:40:42,250 --> 00:40:45,552
♪ now rumour has it she
ain't got your love anymore ♪
935
00:40:45,553 --> 00:40:47,187
♪ rumour has it, ooh ♪
936
00:40:47,188 --> 00:40:51,160
♪ rumour has it, ooh,
rumour has it, ooh ♪
937
00:40:51,161 --> 00:40:53,326
♪ rumour has it, ooh ♪
938
00:40:53,327 --> 00:40:56,496
♪ rumour has it, ooh,
rumour has it, ooh ♪
939
00:40:56,497 --> 00:41:01,066
♪ rumour has it, ooh,
rumour has it, ooh ♪
940
00:41:01,067 --> 00:41:02,667
♪
941
00:41:06,438 --> 00:41:09,845
[music slows down]
942
00:41:12,344 --> 00:41:16,547
♪ all of these words ♪
943
00:41:16,548 --> 00:41:20,105
♪ whispered in my ear ♪
944
00:41:20,106 --> 00:41:22,519
♪ tell a story that ♪
945
00:41:22,520 --> 00:41:26,403
♪ I cannot bear to hear ♪
946
00:41:26,404 --> 00:41:29,448
♪ just 'cause I said it ♪
947
00:41:29,449 --> 00:41:35,132
♪ don't mean
that I meant it ♪
948
00:41:35,133 --> 00:41:41,132
♪ people say crazy things ♪
949
00:41:42,039 --> 00:41:46,408
♪ just 'cause I said it ♪
950
00:41:46,409 --> 00:41:50,302
♪ don't mean
that I meant it ♪
951
00:41:50,648 --> 00:41:54,382
♪ just 'cause you heard it ♪
952
00:41:54,383 --> 00:41:56,118
[music speeds up]
953
00:41:56,119 --> 00:41:58,086
♪ hey! ♪
954
00:41:58,087 --> 00:41:59,955
♪ rumour has it ♪
955
00:41:59,956 --> 00:42:02,257
all: ♪ rumour has it,
rumour has it ♪
956
00:42:02,258 --> 00:42:07,729
♪ whoa-whoa-yeah-yeah! ♪
957
00:42:07,730 --> 00:42:12,491
♪ whoa-whoa-whoa,
yeah-yeah! ♪
958
00:42:12,492 --> 00:42:14,326
whoa!
959
00:42:14,327 --> 00:42:17,705
- All: ♪ rumour has it ♪
- ♪ yeah-yeah ♪
960
00:42:17,706 --> 00:42:21,441
♪ whoa-whoa-hey! ♪
961
00:42:21,442 --> 00:42:23,410
♪ come on now! ♪
962
00:42:23,411 --> 00:42:25,445
♪ rumour has it ♪
963
00:42:25,446 --> 00:42:28,424
♪ he's the one
I'm leaving you for ♪
964
00:42:28,425 --> 00:42:30,817
[cheers and applause]
965
00:42:30,818 --> 00:42:32,318
Whoa!
966
00:42:32,319 --> 00:42:35,354
♪ ♪
967
00:42:35,355 --> 00:42:38,809
- That was great!
- [Laughs] Whoo!
968
00:42:40,518 --> 00:42:46,650
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