1 00:00:00,694 --> 00:00:03,472 Previously on Smash... 2 00:00:03,568 --> 00:00:05,505 What's this Marilyn thing I keep hearing about? 3 00:00:06,070 --> 00:00:08,174 - Ivy Lynn, Karen Cartwright. - Classic. 4 00:00:08,175 --> 00:00:09,550 You put in ten years in the chorus 5 00:00:09,551 --> 00:00:11,974 and Karen-something shows up. 6 00:00:11,975 --> 00:00:14,142 Michael Swift is available if you're interested 7 00:00:14,143 --> 00:00:16,390 in making him an offer for DiMaggio. 8 00:00:16,391 --> 00:00:18,747 I had an affair with Michael Swift. 9 00:00:18,748 --> 00:00:21,416 - It's not going to be cheap. - What's Jerry's involvement? 10 00:00:21,417 --> 00:00:22,785 Jerry has no involvement. 11 00:00:25,088 --> 00:00:26,734 That was incredible. 12 00:00:26,735 --> 00:00:28,069 Do you think he gave me the part because I slept with him? 13 00:00:28,070 --> 00:00:29,779 He is a terrible human being! 14 00:00:33,829 --> 00:00:36,063 - Hey. - Hi. 15 00:00:41,637 --> 00:00:43,403 First day. I love first days. 16 00:00:43,404 --> 00:00:44,771 Me too. 17 00:00:44,772 --> 00:00:46,306 I am so glad that you're doing this. 18 00:00:46,307 --> 00:00:49,275 - Me too. - Exciting, isn't it? 19 00:00:49,276 --> 00:00:50,911 Hi, Linda. Where am I? 20 00:00:50,912 --> 00:00:52,412 You and Tom are here, Derek's there. 21 00:00:52,718 --> 00:00:54,648 Good, you put him at a different table. 22 00:00:54,649 --> 00:00:56,483 Yeah, I've worked with him before. 23 00:00:56,484 --> 00:01:00,620 Can you put Tom's assistant at a different table too? 24 00:01:00,621 --> 00:01:03,756 She's the one who almost took it out from under our Ivy? 25 00:01:03,757 --> 00:01:07,259 Where's the Marilyn in that? Could she be more midwest? 26 00:01:07,260 --> 00:01:08,661 Actually no, she was the golden sprout champion 27 00:01:08,662 --> 00:01:09,996 at the Iowa state fair. 28 00:01:09,997 --> 00:01:11,931 - You made that up. - I didn't. 29 00:01:11,932 --> 00:01:13,766 - She put it on her resume. - She's coming, she's coming. 30 00:01:13,767 --> 00:01:15,433 Hi, Dennis. Karen. 31 00:01:15,434 --> 00:01:17,468 - Yeah, I remember. - Hi. 32 00:01:17,469 --> 00:01:18,770 Hi. 33 00:01:18,771 --> 00:01:19,971 So do I put my stuff down here? 34 00:01:19,972 --> 00:01:22,440 You can put it anywhere you want. 35 00:01:22,441 --> 00:01:27,044 The maestro arrives. 36 00:01:27,045 --> 00:01:32,550 - Hi, Derek. - Yeah, hi. 37 00:01:32,551 --> 00:01:33,884 Hey. 38 00:01:33,885 --> 00:01:36,387 Michael, hi. Hi. 39 00:01:36,388 --> 00:01:38,656 Yeah, hi. 40 00:01:38,657 --> 00:01:40,858 - Great to be here. - Well, we're thrilled. 41 00:01:40,859 --> 00:01:44,161 As you know. 44 00:01:46,523 --> 00:01:48,998 I'm not. 45 00:01:48,999 --> 00:01:51,467 I mean, we're both adults right? 46 00:01:51,468 --> 00:01:53,821 I was talking about the workshop. 47 00:01:53,822 --> 00:01:57,006 - Michael, hi. - Hey, Tom. 48 00:01:57,007 --> 00:02:00,476 You sound great on the demo of Mr. and Mrs. Smith. 49 00:02:00,477 --> 00:02:03,378 Yeah, it's great. He's gonna be so great. 50 00:02:03,379 --> 00:02:06,715 So great. 51 00:02:06,716 --> 00:02:08,149 Thanks. 52 00:02:08,150 --> 00:02:13,889 I think I'm gonna warm up. Excuse me. 53 00:02:13,890 --> 00:02:15,223 - You okay? - I'm fine. 54 00:02:15,224 --> 00:02:16,257 - You just seem a little... - Drop it. 55 00:02:16,258 --> 00:02:17,358 - You know. - Drop it. 56 00:02:17,359 --> 00:02:18,759 - I just mean... - Drop it. 57 00:02:18,760 --> 00:02:20,514 - Where's Eileen? - I have no idea. 58 00:02:20,515 --> 00:02:22,529 - Well, where's the money? - It's not there. 59 00:02:22,530 --> 00:02:23,726 Well, where'd it go? 60 00:02:23,727 --> 00:02:25,061 We are trying to figure that out. 61 00:02:25,062 --> 00:02:26,500 You are my lawyer. 62 00:02:26,501 --> 00:02:28,064 It's gotta be somewhere. 63 00:02:28,065 --> 00:02:30,605 Jerry is swanning around town spending as much money 64 00:02:30,606 --> 00:02:32,006 as he ever did! 65 00:02:32,007 --> 00:02:33,908 Well, his family owns half of Manhattan. 66 00:02:33,909 --> 00:02:36,238 I know about his family and their stupid money. 67 00:02:36,239 --> 00:02:37,823 Don't talk to me about that. 68 00:02:37,824 --> 00:02:41,202 All I need is $200,000, that's it... $200,000. 69 00:02:41,203 --> 00:02:42,536 Well, you have access to $8,000. 70 00:02:42,537 --> 00:02:43,750 The rest of it is frozen. 71 00:02:43,751 --> 00:02:46,086 Your husband is... 72 00:02:46,087 --> 00:02:47,208 Very clever. 73 00:02:47,209 --> 00:02:49,222 I know he's very clever. 74 00:02:49,223 --> 00:02:51,423 I know he's clever. 75 00:03:00,533 --> 00:03:02,765 Okay, everyone, here we go. 76 00:03:02,766 --> 00:03:05,303 Welcome to Marilyn. 77 00:03:21,120 --> 00:03:24,220 - Yeah! - Bravo! 78 00:03:24,221 --> 00:03:26,790 Okay, settle down, please. Settle down! 79 00:03:26,791 --> 00:03:28,992 Thank you. 80 00:03:28,993 --> 00:03:31,227 Okay, obviously we're not gonna have a table read 81 00:03:31,228 --> 00:03:34,171 because the book is still somewhat in flux. 82 00:03:34,172 --> 00:03:36,566 This'll be primarily for the ensemble. 83 00:03:36,567 --> 00:03:39,635 We'll put the rest in when the book is in better shape. 84 00:03:39,636 --> 00:03:40,836 We'll be staging some of the numbers. 85 00:03:40,837 --> 00:03:42,179 Others will be at music stands. 86 00:03:42,180 --> 00:03:43,673 We'll have some costume elements, 87 00:03:43,674 --> 00:03:46,108 a few props but basically... 88 00:03:46,109 --> 00:03:49,311 It's up to you to sell it. 89 00:03:49,312 --> 00:03:52,014 Now remember... 90 00:03:52,015 --> 00:03:55,016 This is a workshop. 91 00:03:55,017 --> 00:03:59,487 The road to Broadway is exceedingly long. 92 00:03:59,488 --> 00:04:02,023 So... 93 00:04:02,024 --> 00:04:04,525 Let's get to it. 94 00:04:04,526 --> 00:04:07,095 - Tom. - How about a little mambo? 95 00:04:09,124 --> 00:04:10,958 - Why not? - Grab a chair, grab a stand. 96 00:04:14,002 --> 00:04:15,087 Blondie. 97 00:04:17,706 --> 00:04:19,039 Trying to go to Broadway without me, 98 00:04:19,040 --> 00:04:20,384 My God. 99 00:04:20,385 --> 00:04:22,970 Good to see you! When did you get back? 100 00:04:22,971 --> 00:04:24,722 - Last week. - Everything okay, children? 101 00:04:24,723 --> 00:04:27,646 - You hired Sam. - I did. 102 00:04:27,647 --> 00:04:29,448 We did Chicago together. Six years ago? 103 00:04:29,449 --> 00:04:31,050 - Ten. - No, come on. 104 00:04:31,051 --> 00:04:33,606 Ten years ago, baby. We were both in the chorus. 105 00:04:33,607 --> 00:04:35,983 And you are Marilyn Monroe.... 106 00:04:35,984 --> 00:04:38,024 Yeah, actually nobody is anybody 107 00:04:38,025 --> 00:04:39,658 until we start rehearsing, okay? 108 00:04:39,659 --> 00:04:44,129 Got it, got it. 109 00:04:44,130 --> 00:04:45,197 Welcome. 110 00:04:59,077 --> 00:05:00,007 almost. 111 00:05:01,512 --> 00:05:05,095 Thanks, everybody. That's a ten. 112 00:05:07,180 --> 00:05:09,934 You have a really fantastic voice. 113 00:05:09,935 --> 00:05:13,354 - Did you hear her? - Yeah, she sounds great. 114 00:05:13,355 --> 00:05:15,992 I knew the song from before, it was my callback piece. 115 00:05:15,993 --> 00:05:17,858 Your callback for what? 116 00:05:17,859 --> 00:05:21,064 - For Marilyn. - Well, I'm singing it now. 117 00:05:24,401 --> 00:05:27,070 How come nobody told me she was going to be here? 118 00:05:27,071 --> 00:05:30,439 - Derek didn't tell you? - No. 119 00:05:44,721 --> 00:05:46,910 I'm so sorry you missed it. 120 00:05:46,911 --> 00:05:51,071 - Ivy is sublime. - How's the rest of the cast? 121 00:05:51,072 --> 00:05:53,417 Michael Swift is gonna be amazing. 122 00:05:53,418 --> 00:05:55,908 I know I had my reservations 123 00:05:55,909 --> 00:05:57,337 but I could not have been more wrong. 124 00:05:57,338 --> 00:05:59,244 The ensemble's terrific. 125 00:05:59,245 --> 00:06:01,346 Even Tom had nothing to complain about. 126 00:06:02,761 --> 00:06:06,085 Good. 127 00:06:06,086 --> 00:06:10,189 - Here's to Marilyn. - She was an interesting woman. 128 00:06:10,190 --> 00:06:12,491 She certainly was. 129 00:06:12,492 --> 00:06:14,104 God, what a life. 130 00:06:14,105 --> 00:06:16,315 Marilyn had money problems. 131 00:06:16,316 --> 00:06:17,995 Yeah, well the studios never did pay her 132 00:06:17,996 --> 00:06:19,943 what she was worth. 133 00:06:19,944 --> 00:06:22,833 Of course they didn't. 134 00:06:22,834 --> 00:06:25,869 God. 135 00:06:25,870 --> 00:06:27,938 Drinking at the office. 136 00:06:27,939 --> 00:06:30,007 I love this. 137 00:06:30,008 --> 00:06:32,289 Julia, you told me once that you were 138 00:06:32,290 --> 00:06:33,999 an art history major. 139 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:35,959 Yeah. 140 00:06:35,960 --> 00:06:40,083 If that were a real Degas, what would you pay for it? 141 00:06:40,084 --> 00:06:41,718 That? 142 00:06:49,692 --> 00:06:52,194 - It is a real Degas. - Yeah. 143 00:06:55,198 --> 00:06:57,231 Here's a lesson they should teach in school 144 00:06:57,232 --> 00:07:00,025 when a girl gets curvy and the boys all drool 145 00:07:00,026 --> 00:07:02,486 if math and science just ain't you style 146 00:07:02,487 --> 00:07:05,239 just give that teacher a wink and a smile 147 00:07:05,240 --> 00:07:07,783 for a passing grade you won't have to wait 148 00:07:07,784 --> 00:07:10,577 and you can thank him later when you graduate 149 00:07:10,578 --> 00:07:14,582 'cause I never met a wolf who didn't love to howl 150 00:07:16,452 --> 00:07:19,319 no, I never met a man who wasn't on the prowl 151 00:07:21,322 --> 00:07:22,297 if a nice diploma you wanna get 152 00:07:22,298 --> 00:07:24,224 Take it down, Karen! 153 00:07:24,225 --> 00:07:26,635 well then make that teacher the student's pet 154 00:07:26,636 --> 00:07:31,498 yeah, I never met a wolf who didn't love to howl 155 00:07:31,499 --> 00:07:32,933 I'm sorry, can we just stop? 156 00:07:32,934 --> 00:07:35,227 I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. 157 00:07:35,228 --> 00:07:37,271 I'm just having a little trouble hearing myself. 158 00:07:37,272 --> 00:07:39,004 The chorus is very... 159 00:07:39,005 --> 00:07:40,339 Enthusiastic. 160 00:07:40,340 --> 00:07:41,940 Ensemble. 161 00:07:41,941 --> 00:07:44,577 Well, not everyone seems to understand that 162 00:07:44,578 --> 00:07:46,512 that means "as one." 163 00:07:49,200 --> 00:07:51,249 Okay, can we take our ten now? 164 00:07:51,250 --> 00:07:54,952 Actually, it's lunch. 165 00:07:54,953 --> 00:07:57,583 Sorry. 166 00:08:07,932 --> 00:08:09,932 - Hey. - Hey. 167 00:08:14,005 --> 00:08:15,472 Everything okay? 168 00:08:15,473 --> 00:08:16,602 Absolutely. 169 00:08:16,603 --> 00:08:20,439 Good. Do you know the actor Lyle West? 170 00:08:20,440 --> 00:08:22,733 That kid from all the TV shows? 171 00:08:22,734 --> 00:08:24,380 Yeah. 172 00:08:24,381 --> 00:08:26,486 I gave him his first job when he was eight years old. 173 00:08:26,487 --> 00:08:28,238 I made him a star. 174 00:08:28,239 --> 00:08:32,622 Aw, you're so sentimental. 175 00:08:32,623 --> 00:08:34,224 Yeah, well I'm sentimental enough to throw him 176 00:08:34,225 --> 00:08:37,080 a birthday party on Saturday night. 177 00:08:37,081 --> 00:08:40,362 Do you want to come? 178 00:08:40,363 --> 00:08:42,030 Well, sure. 179 00:08:42,031 --> 00:08:46,568 I... I'd love to. 180 00:08:46,569 --> 00:08:49,404 Good. 181 00:08:49,405 --> 00:08:51,573 Ivy's doing the nasty with the dark lord, 182 00:08:51,574 --> 00:08:53,263 That's what I said. 183 00:08:56,142 --> 00:08:58,011 Who's the dark lord? 184 00:08:58,012 --> 00:09:01,230 Sauron himself. Darth Derek. 185 00:09:01,231 --> 00:09:03,273 Look, I better run. I've got a lunch meeting. 186 00:09:03,274 --> 00:09:05,753 I'm having lunch with Tom. 187 00:09:05,754 --> 00:09:08,656 Well, ask him how the new song is coming. 188 00:09:08,657 --> 00:09:12,282 She's sleeping with him? 189 00:09:12,283 --> 00:09:13,993 I don't think they're getting all that much sleep. 190 00:09:15,596 --> 00:09:17,196 - Just saying'. - Stop talking about my friend. 191 00:09:17,197 --> 00:09:19,031 Calm down. 192 00:09:19,032 --> 00:09:20,433 Why is he sending messages through you? 193 00:09:20,434 --> 00:09:21,568 If he wants to know about the new number 194 00:09:21,569 --> 00:09:22,769 he can just ask me. 195 00:09:22,770 --> 00:09:24,437 I'm sure he will. 196 00:09:24,438 --> 00:09:25,879 I know he's not your favorite person. 197 00:09:25,880 --> 00:09:27,506 What are you talking about? 198 00:09:27,507 --> 00:09:29,508 I love him. What a stellar human being. 199 00:09:29,509 --> 00:09:32,411 A role model for us all. 200 00:09:32,412 --> 00:09:34,263 He better treat you right, that's all I have to say. 201 00:09:34,264 --> 00:09:38,725 I'm a big girl, Tom. I can take care of myself. 202 00:09:38,726 --> 00:09:40,686 Listen, I have a question. 203 00:09:40,687 --> 00:09:42,229 And I hope this is okay. 204 00:09:42,230 --> 00:09:44,356 You're my star, anything's okay. 205 00:09:44,357 --> 00:09:46,190 How come nobody told me that Karen Cartwright 206 00:09:46,191 --> 00:09:48,235 was gonna be in the ensemble? 207 00:09:50,228 --> 00:09:52,797 Actually it was Julia's idea. 208 00:09:52,798 --> 00:09:54,074 She wanted to give her something. 209 00:09:54,075 --> 00:09:56,066 She did work really hard on those auditions 210 00:09:56,067 --> 00:09:58,996 and she is impressive. 211 00:09:58,997 --> 00:10:00,970 She completely is. 212 00:10:00,971 --> 00:10:03,540 It just would have helped to have a heads up. 213 00:10:03,541 --> 00:10:06,109 Absolutely. My fault. 214 00:10:06,110 --> 00:10:07,629 So could you listen to the wolf number 215 00:10:07,630 --> 00:10:10,580 when we get back to it after lunch? 216 00:10:10,581 --> 00:10:11,948 She's just... She's right next to me 217 00:10:11,949 --> 00:10:15,451 and she's just a little bit loud. 218 00:10:18,087 --> 00:10:20,600 So did you hear that Lyle West is in town? 219 00:10:20,601 --> 00:10:22,658 Lyle's in town. 220 00:10:22,659 --> 00:10:26,128 God, I haven't seen him in... forever. 221 00:10:26,129 --> 00:10:27,463 Throwing a big birthday party 222 00:10:27,464 --> 00:10:28,731 for him this weekend. 223 00:10:28,732 --> 00:10:31,903 He discovered him, you know. 224 00:10:31,904 --> 00:10:33,968 - He did not say that. - He did. 225 00:10:33,969 --> 00:10:36,270 He told Ivy he "discovered" Lyle. 226 00:10:36,271 --> 00:10:38,740 What, did he plant a flag in the kid? 227 00:10:38,741 --> 00:10:40,975 I think it's so silly when people take credit 228 00:10:40,976 --> 00:10:42,331 for other people's careers. 229 00:10:42,678 --> 00:10:45,459 Heh. That was my show he directed. 230 00:10:45,460 --> 00:10:47,586 And the fact is Derek didn't discover that kid. 231 00:10:47,587 --> 00:10:49,616 I discovered that kid. He didn't even want to cast him. 232 00:10:49,617 --> 00:10:54,254 I was the one who said "we have to cast that kid." 233 00:10:54,255 --> 00:10:56,156 How's the new number coming? 234 00:10:56,157 --> 00:10:59,760 You'll get it when you get it. 235 00:10:59,761 --> 00:11:01,528 What's she upset about this time? 236 00:11:01,529 --> 00:11:04,163 Nope, no one's upset. 237 00:11:04,164 --> 00:11:05,832 So I hear Lyle west is in town. 238 00:11:05,833 --> 00:11:08,434 You having a birthday party for him? 239 00:11:08,435 --> 00:11:10,636 Both true things. 240 00:11:10,637 --> 00:11:14,874 Do you think maybe you could invite Tom? 241 00:11:14,875 --> 00:11:16,843 Tom! Lyle West is in town. 242 00:11:16,844 --> 00:11:18,378 I'm having a party on Saturday night. 243 00:11:18,379 --> 00:11:20,645 You like to come? 244 00:11:20,646 --> 00:11:22,329 I think I have plans. 245 00:11:22,330 --> 00:11:25,149 Well, I'm sure he'd love to see you. 246 00:11:25,150 --> 00:11:27,834 As would I. 247 00:11:27,835 --> 00:11:29,554 You're welcome of course too, darling. 248 00:11:29,555 --> 00:11:31,254 And when am I gonna get to see my new scenes? 249 00:11:31,255 --> 00:11:33,256 I'm on my way home right now to write them. 250 00:11:33,257 --> 00:11:35,425 Good. 251 00:11:35,426 --> 00:11:39,062 Derek's having a big party, 252 00:11:53,977 --> 00:11:56,078 I need some bubble wrap. 253 00:11:56,079 --> 00:11:57,914 - Bubble wrap? - You've heard of it. 254 00:11:57,915 --> 00:12:02,018 Bubble wrap. 255 00:12:22,605 --> 00:12:25,105 Okay, hold on, hold on. 256 00:12:25,106 --> 00:12:28,042 Okay, new idea. Karen, step back next to Bobby. 257 00:12:28,043 --> 00:12:30,981 What's wrong? 258 00:12:30,982 --> 00:12:33,581 Let's take it from the dance break. 259 00:12:33,582 --> 00:12:35,110 Again! Five, six, seven and... 260 00:12:40,521 --> 00:12:42,121 Sorry.... 261 00:12:46,393 --> 00:12:47,330 You okay? 262 00:12:47,331 --> 00:12:49,332 Yeah, yeah, I'm just... 263 00:12:56,636 --> 00:12:57,703 Hey, when you do this in the theater, 264 00:12:57,704 --> 00:12:59,271 are the numbers still there? 265 00:12:59,272 --> 00:13:00,806 Yes, Iowa, the numbers are still there in the theater. 266 00:13:00,807 --> 00:13:01,874 Okay, I've just never done this... 267 00:13:01,875 --> 00:13:04,431 We know. 268 00:13:04,432 --> 00:13:06,745 Bobby, Karen? 269 00:13:06,746 --> 00:13:08,447 Come on. 270 00:13:08,448 --> 00:13:09,815 I don't... What does he mean? 271 00:13:09,816 --> 00:13:11,188 It means we're out of the number. 272 00:13:11,189 --> 00:13:13,084 Remind me not to stand next to you anymore. 273 00:13:13,085 --> 00:13:15,319 - What? - Again! 274 00:13:15,320 --> 00:13:16,485 Five, six, seven, and... 275 00:13:25,451 --> 00:13:27,537 So first she has me put in the back row. 276 00:13:27,538 --> 00:13:30,249 Then I'm out of the number altogether. 277 00:13:30,250 --> 00:13:32,751 Dev here. Yeah, it went great. 278 00:13:32,752 --> 00:13:35,221 A corrections officer got arrested for a DWI in the Bronx. 279 00:13:35,222 --> 00:13:37,656 The police desk never even called. 280 00:13:37,657 --> 00:13:39,958 Great, thanks. 281 00:13:39,959 --> 00:13:42,144 Sorry... Ivy has that kind of power? 282 00:13:42,145 --> 00:13:43,295 She's the star, plus she's sleeping 283 00:13:43,296 --> 00:13:44,762 with the director. 284 00:13:44,763 --> 00:13:46,097 That apparently comes with all sorts of perks. 285 00:13:46,098 --> 00:13:47,265 She's sleeping with the director, wow. 286 00:13:47,266 --> 00:13:48,776 You buried the lead. 287 00:13:48,777 --> 00:13:50,402 It's just depressing that she's allowed 288 00:13:50,403 --> 00:13:51,903 to do whatever she wants to me. 289 00:13:51,904 --> 00:13:53,405 Maybe you should just keep your head down. 290 00:13:53,406 --> 00:13:54,906 I'm an actress. 291 00:13:54,907 --> 00:13:56,240 I'm not supposed to keep my head down, 292 00:13:56,241 --> 00:13:57,451 I'm supposed to play to the balcony. 293 00:13:58,643 --> 00:14:00,621 Sorry. Dev here. 294 00:14:00,622 --> 00:14:02,414 No, no, no, no, Andrew. 295 00:14:02,415 --> 00:14:04,148 I've been on call now for six days. 296 00:14:04,149 --> 00:14:05,615 - I need a night's sleep. - I'm going to the gym. 297 00:14:05,616 --> 00:14:07,127 - Hang on. - I'm okay, I'm okay. 298 00:14:07,128 --> 00:14:08,629 Just... just breathe. 299 00:14:08,630 --> 00:14:11,922 I can't. Ivy might hear me. 300 00:14:11,923 --> 00:14:13,622 Love you. 301 00:14:13,623 --> 00:14:15,135 No, not you, Andrew. 302 00:14:17,428 --> 00:14:19,628 I thought it was nice that he invited you. 303 00:14:19,629 --> 00:14:21,464 He invited me because you told him to. 304 00:14:21,465 --> 00:14:23,032 Tom. 305 00:14:23,033 --> 00:14:25,101 You love that kid. 306 00:14:25,102 --> 00:14:26,469 I've heard you say so many times 307 00:14:26,470 --> 00:14:28,803 how proud you are of Lyle. 308 00:14:28,804 --> 00:14:30,839 How impressive he was as a little boy. 309 00:14:30,840 --> 00:14:32,607 How long has it been since you've seen him? 310 00:14:32,608 --> 00:14:34,943 - Six years. - Go to the party! 311 00:14:34,944 --> 00:14:35,990 Tom! 312 00:14:35,991 --> 00:14:38,613 - I can't. - Why? 313 00:14:38,614 --> 00:14:41,883 - I have a date. - You have a date? 314 00:14:41,884 --> 00:14:43,285 Yes, I have a date. Saturday night I have a date. 315 00:14:43,286 --> 00:14:45,019 - You do not. - I do. 316 00:14:45,020 --> 00:14:47,154 With whom? 317 00:14:47,155 --> 00:14:49,323 Someone my mother knows. 318 00:14:49,324 --> 00:14:54,028 He's taking me to a steak house. 319 00:14:54,029 --> 00:14:56,230 Your mother... 320 00:14:56,231 --> 00:14:57,531 Set you up? 321 00:14:57,532 --> 00:15:00,700 On a date? 322 00:15:00,701 --> 00:15:02,035 No, that sounds like fun. 323 00:15:02,036 --> 00:15:04,537 That sounds like a really good idea. 324 00:15:04,538 --> 00:15:06,306 You should do that. 325 00:15:06,307 --> 00:15:08,341 You should do that instead of going 326 00:15:08,342 --> 00:15:11,150 to a really cool party honoring the kid 327 00:15:11,151 --> 00:15:12,879 you discovered. 328 00:15:12,880 --> 00:15:16,248 Who you've always liked, who is now a big TV star. 329 00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:17,448 No, seriously. A steak house? 330 00:15:17,449 --> 00:15:19,351 That sounds like much more fun. 331 00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:26,758 Tom? 332 00:15:31,898 --> 00:15:33,864 According to your records, it was purchased from a dealer 333 00:15:33,865 --> 00:15:38,218 in Paris in 1985, Francois Melinot. 334 00:15:38,219 --> 00:15:39,670 That's right. 335 00:15:39,671 --> 00:15:41,221 I just spoke to monsieur Melinot. 336 00:15:41,222 --> 00:15:43,557 The provenance seems to be accurately recorded. 337 00:15:43,558 --> 00:15:45,843 And the sketch is charming. 338 00:15:45,844 --> 00:15:48,211 Any number of my clients would love this. 339 00:15:48,212 --> 00:15:50,414 Degas did many sketches of the little dancers, 340 00:15:50,415 --> 00:15:54,717 but this one has extraordinary grace notes. 341 00:15:54,718 --> 00:15:56,362 - How much? - Heh. 342 00:15:56,363 --> 00:15:59,239 Auctions are notoriously unreliable, 343 00:15:59,240 --> 00:16:03,893 but an authentic Degas sketch of this quality, 350. 344 00:16:03,894 --> 00:16:07,229 400. 345 00:16:07,230 --> 00:16:10,032 What if I just wanted to sell it? 346 00:16:11,701 --> 00:16:13,295 Before we talk details, I'm a little concerned 347 00:16:13,296 --> 00:16:15,204 about the bill of sale. 348 00:16:15,205 --> 00:16:16,939 It was a gift from my husband. 349 00:16:16,940 --> 00:16:18,407 A wedding gift in fact. 350 00:16:18,408 --> 00:16:20,928 But the bill of sale is in his name, you see. 351 00:16:20,929 --> 00:16:24,412 Unless you have a letter of transfer? 352 00:16:24,413 --> 00:16:27,226 He didn't want it. He doesn't even like it. 353 00:16:27,227 --> 00:16:31,086 Nevertheless, he owns it. 354 00:16:31,087 --> 00:16:34,233 Perhaps you could have him call me 355 00:16:34,234 --> 00:16:37,291 and I could explain the legalities. 356 00:16:45,666 --> 00:16:49,103 'cause history is made at night 357 00:16:49,104 --> 00:16:52,751 so close the books, turn off the light 358 00:16:52,752 --> 00:16:55,774 and listen 359 00:16:55,775 --> 00:16:59,216 let my heart be the teacher 360 00:16:59,217 --> 00:17:01,647 Okay, hold on. 361 00:17:01,648 --> 00:17:03,220 Hold on. 362 00:17:03,221 --> 00:17:04,984 Just give us a second. 363 00:17:04,985 --> 00:17:07,641 Your boys are hogging all the melody. 364 00:17:07,642 --> 00:17:09,121 - Hey. - Hi. 365 00:17:10,856 --> 00:17:12,524 Heh. 366 00:17:12,525 --> 00:17:17,028 You know, um, I should really get going. 367 00:17:17,029 --> 00:17:18,330 I still have a lot of work to do. 368 00:17:18,331 --> 00:17:22,267 Stay. I like an audience. 369 00:17:22,268 --> 00:17:24,992 Yeah, well an audience likes a coherent book. 370 00:17:24,993 --> 00:17:27,995 So... 371 00:17:27,996 --> 00:17:30,508 You sound great. 372 00:17:30,509 --> 00:17:31,665 Okay. 373 00:17:31,666 --> 00:17:37,114 Let's take it again. 374 00:17:39,518 --> 00:17:43,019 'cause history is made at night 375 00:17:43,020 --> 00:17:46,189 so close the books, turn off the light 376 00:17:46,190 --> 00:17:49,626 and listen 377 00:17:49,627 --> 00:17:53,496 let my heart be the teacher 378 00:17:53,497 --> 00:17:56,148 no one here to disapprove 379 00:17:56,149 --> 00:17:58,968 as we review the lessons 380 00:17:58,969 --> 00:18:01,361 you've been missing 381 00:18:01,362 --> 00:18:02,571 Okay, guys. 382 00:18:02,572 --> 00:18:04,656 Give a girl a chance. 383 00:18:04,657 --> 00:18:06,533 Yeah, she's right. 384 00:18:06,534 --> 00:18:09,311 There's too much sound in the mix, Tom. 385 00:18:09,312 --> 00:18:10,370 It's eight voices. 386 00:18:10,371 --> 00:18:12,347 They sound fantastic. 387 00:18:12,348 --> 00:18:15,667 It's just... at least while I'm learning it. 388 00:18:15,668 --> 00:18:18,504 Sure, sure. Karen, why don't you sit this one out? 389 00:18:18,505 --> 00:18:20,714 - I can tone it down. - It's just for now. 390 00:18:20,715 --> 00:18:25,927 We just need to hear the number without you. 391 00:18:25,928 --> 00:18:31,098 Excuse me. 392 00:18:31,099 --> 00:18:33,143 Let's take it again. 393 00:18:54,021 --> 00:18:56,923 How's it going in there? 394 00:18:56,924 --> 00:18:59,726 How do you think it's going? 395 00:18:59,727 --> 00:19:00,754 It's horrible. 396 00:19:00,755 --> 00:19:02,861 It's... 397 00:19:02,862 --> 00:19:04,129 It's horrible. 398 00:19:04,130 --> 00:19:05,926 And you guys are just horrible too. 399 00:19:05,927 --> 00:19:08,762 Don't say "whoa," it's true. 400 00:19:08,763 --> 00:19:10,802 She's trying to get me fired and you guys are, like, 401 00:19:10,803 --> 00:19:12,349 "she's a hick, she's from Iowa." 402 00:19:12,350 --> 00:19:13,872 I am just as good as any of you guys. 403 00:19:13,873 --> 00:19:17,408 - Shh! They can hear. - It's true. 404 00:19:17,409 --> 00:19:20,278 I am the same as you. 405 00:19:20,279 --> 00:19:21,567 You were all beginners too. 406 00:19:21,568 --> 00:19:24,449 And I'm good. 407 00:19:24,450 --> 00:19:25,483 I could've done that. 408 00:19:25,484 --> 00:19:29,074 I could've slept with him. 409 00:19:29,075 --> 00:19:32,657 I could've, he... 410 00:19:32,658 --> 00:19:34,091 And I didn't. 411 00:19:34,092 --> 00:19:36,593 And I wouldn't. 412 00:19:36,594 --> 00:19:39,663 And that doesn't make me stupid or lame 413 00:19:39,664 --> 00:19:42,796 or untalented. 414 00:19:42,797 --> 00:19:45,669 And she shouldn't be trying to get me fired. 415 00:19:45,670 --> 00:19:48,051 And you should be trying to help me. 416 00:19:59,480 --> 00:20:00,817 What are we doing? 417 00:20:00,818 --> 00:20:02,185 Jessica had a mother Theresa, 418 00:20:02,186 --> 00:20:04,654 come-to-Jesus moment. 419 00:20:04,655 --> 00:20:07,154 - We're helping. - $250? 420 00:20:07,155 --> 00:20:10,625 Flesh tone tights with fishnet stockings on top 421 00:20:10,626 --> 00:20:11,825 to get some texture. 422 00:20:11,826 --> 00:20:13,994 You wear that under some loose pants, 423 00:20:13,995 --> 00:20:15,621 some high-top sneakers, and a sweater 424 00:20:15,622 --> 00:20:17,623 - cut off at the neckline. - Okay. 425 00:20:17,624 --> 00:20:19,168 You come into rehearsal with your hair down, 426 00:20:19,169 --> 00:20:20,869 go into the bathroom, take off your sweats 427 00:20:20,870 --> 00:20:22,703 and your sweater, put your hair up in a pony tail 428 00:20:22,704 --> 00:20:23,879 and come back in. 429 00:20:23,880 --> 00:20:25,840 So it's like high school, 430 00:20:25,841 --> 00:20:27,341 you try and look like everyone else. 431 00:20:27,342 --> 00:20:28,943 Exactly. 432 00:20:28,944 --> 00:20:30,544 - Where do you take class? - What kind of class? 433 00:20:30,545 --> 00:20:32,146 Dance class. 434 00:20:32,147 --> 00:20:34,182 We'll get you into ours, it's good. 435 00:20:34,183 --> 00:20:36,391 But maybe tonight we should do an intervention. 436 00:20:36,392 --> 00:20:39,811 Could we? 437 00:20:39,812 --> 00:20:41,788 Divorce is not the most fun thing 438 00:20:41,789 --> 00:20:44,390 that's ever happened to me in my life. 439 00:20:44,391 --> 00:20:46,109 I'm trying to sell this sketch. 440 00:20:46,110 --> 00:20:48,394 Yes. 441 00:20:48,395 --> 00:20:49,729 Jerry's name is on the bill of sale. 442 00:20:49,730 --> 00:20:51,365 It's a problem. 443 00:20:51,366 --> 00:20:56,669 - Yes. - I hate Jerry. 444 00:20:56,670 --> 00:20:58,497 I used to love him. 445 00:20:58,498 --> 00:21:01,240 That sketch looks to me like our happiness 446 00:21:01,241 --> 00:21:06,245 and I... I don't know why it still looks that way. 447 00:21:06,246 --> 00:21:08,981 Let's get you outta here. 448 00:21:08,982 --> 00:21:10,749 Lyle west is in town, do you know him? 449 00:21:10,750 --> 00:21:13,819 We did Oliver together when he was 11 years old. 450 00:21:13,820 --> 00:21:16,390 Well, Derek is throwing him a birthday party. 451 00:21:16,391 --> 00:21:18,725 I don't think I'm up to it. 452 00:21:18,726 --> 00:21:21,092 Just come for a little while. 453 00:21:21,093 --> 00:21:22,097 Let me just call 454 00:21:22,098 --> 00:21:25,107 and make sure that Jerry's not gonna be there. 455 00:21:25,108 --> 00:21:28,032 Lyle was such a sweet little boy. 456 00:21:28,033 --> 00:21:29,820 "Please, sir, I want some more." 457 00:21:31,603 --> 00:21:34,071 Yeah, well that sweet boy is now a mega-zillionaire. 458 00:21:34,072 --> 00:21:35,409 Yeah, don't you know? 459 00:21:35,410 --> 00:21:37,341 His last show was sold into syndication 460 00:21:37,342 --> 00:21:39,877 for $80 million. 461 00:21:39,878 --> 00:21:41,206 80 million? 462 00:21:41,207 --> 00:21:43,458 It was just in the trades, just last week. 463 00:21:43,459 --> 00:21:46,183 Derek... oh, good. I'm glad I caught you. 464 00:21:46,184 --> 00:21:49,185 80 million, mm. 465 00:21:51,986 --> 00:21:53,385 Hey, I'm just... I'm saying 466 00:21:53,386 --> 00:21:55,220 you didn't have to pull a diva on her. 467 00:21:55,221 --> 00:21:57,255 I didn't even pull half a diva. 468 00:21:57,256 --> 00:21:58,791 And trust me, they never would have cut her 469 00:21:58,792 --> 00:22:00,376 just to make me feel better. 470 00:22:00,377 --> 00:22:02,995 Ivy, baby, it's not like I know this chick. 471 00:22:02,996 --> 00:22:04,596 I'm not all worried about her feelings, 472 00:22:04,597 --> 00:22:08,842 - it's just... oh, no, look at this. - What? 473 00:22:08,843 --> 00:22:11,169 My Mets, they have, like, no pitching this season. 474 00:22:11,170 --> 00:22:13,971 - None. - Well, I'm not apologizing. 475 00:22:13,972 --> 00:22:16,473 Woman, for the last time I'm not asking you 476 00:22:16,474 --> 00:22:19,061 to apologize, I'm... oh, my God. 477 00:22:19,062 --> 00:22:20,611 Sam, the Mets are gonna be fine. 478 00:22:20,612 --> 00:22:22,080 Not "oh, my God, the poor Mets." 479 00:22:22,081 --> 00:22:23,681 My God, you look amazing. 480 00:22:23,682 --> 00:22:24,981 - I do? - You do. 481 00:22:24,982 --> 00:22:26,449 - Really? - Really. 482 00:22:26,450 --> 00:22:29,186 It's a Zac Posen. 483 00:22:29,654 --> 00:22:31,154 I think it's only been worn once. 484 00:22:31,155 --> 00:22:33,623 And the zipper still works and everything. 485 00:22:33,624 --> 00:22:35,826 Me 486 00:22:39,530 --> 00:22:40,763 Hey, love, you're home late. 487 00:22:40,764 --> 00:22:43,498 - Hi. - Hi. 488 00:22:43,499 --> 00:22:44,767 - Hello. - Hi. 489 00:22:44,768 --> 00:22:47,803 - Hi. - Hi, Bobby. 490 00:22:47,804 --> 00:22:50,172 Dev, nice to meet you. 491 00:22:50,173 --> 00:22:52,141 What the...? 492 00:22:54,778 --> 00:22:55,973 Okay. 493 00:22:55,974 --> 00:22:58,113 Karen? 494 00:22:58,114 --> 00:22:59,380 Sorry about this. 495 00:22:59,381 --> 00:23:01,478 Everyone, this is my boyfriend Dev. 496 00:23:01,479 --> 00:23:04,152 Well done, Iowa. 497 00:23:04,153 --> 00:23:05,899 You're all here because... 498 00:23:05,900 --> 00:23:08,068 We're doing an intervention. 499 00:23:08,069 --> 00:23:10,191 Things haven't improved, I gather. 500 00:23:10,192 --> 00:23:13,393 I'm not gonna lie, it's a disaster. 501 00:23:13,394 --> 00:23:15,534 This is cute. 502 00:23:17,365 --> 00:23:20,067 I'm not surprised, not everything lasts 503 00:23:20,068 --> 00:23:22,402 I've broken my heart so many times 504 00:23:22,403 --> 00:23:23,959 I've stopped keeping track 505 00:23:23,960 --> 00:23:27,588 I talk myself in, I talk myself out 506 00:23:27,589 --> 00:23:31,091 I get all worked up and then I let myself down 507 00:23:31,092 --> 00:23:35,648 I tried so very hard not to lose it 508 00:23:35,649 --> 00:23:39,385 I came up with a million excuses 509 00:23:39,386 --> 00:23:45,257 I thought I thought of every possibility 510 00:23:45,258 --> 00:23:49,060 but somehow I know that it'll all turn out 511 00:23:49,061 --> 00:23:53,238 and you'll make me work so we can work to work it out 512 00:23:53,239 --> 00:23:56,868 and I promise you, kid, that I'll give so much more 513 00:23:56,869 --> 00:23:59,662 than I get 514 00:23:59,663 --> 00:24:02,581 I just haven't met you yet 515 00:24:02,582 --> 00:24:06,944 they say all's fair 516 00:24:06,945 --> 00:24:10,014 in love and war 517 00:24:10,015 --> 00:24:12,817 but I won't need to fight it 518 00:24:13,174 --> 00:24:14,919 we'll get it right 519 00:24:14,920 --> 00:24:18,054 and we'll be united 520 00:24:18,055 --> 00:24:21,724 oh, you know that it'll all tn n out 521 00:24:21,725 --> 00:24:25,895 and you'll make me work so we can work to work it out 522 00:24:25,896 --> 00:24:29,866 hey, and I promise you, kid, that I'll give so much more 523 00:24:29,867 --> 00:24:32,568 than I get 524 00:24:32,569 --> 00:24:36,438 I just haven't met you yet 525 00:24:36,439 --> 00:24:40,209 Thank you. 526 00:24:52,488 --> 00:24:56,090 - You look stunning. - Your place is beautiful. 527 00:24:56,091 --> 00:25:00,161 Thanks. 528 00:25:00,162 --> 00:25:02,797 Lyle, this is Ivy. 529 00:25:02,798 --> 00:25:04,432 She's playing my Marilyn. 530 00:25:04,433 --> 00:25:07,563 I can immediately see why they cast you as Marilyn. 531 00:25:08,002 --> 00:25:09,732 That dress is amazing. 532 00:25:09,733 --> 00:25:11,905 Lyle. 533 00:25:11,906 --> 00:25:14,486 This is very precocious behavior for a 15-year-old. 534 00:25:14,487 --> 00:25:17,406 I'm 12, you jerk. 535 00:25:17,912 --> 00:25:20,409 And precocious would be showing her the bedrooms. 536 00:25:20,410 --> 00:25:22,244 Would you like to see the bedrooms? 537 00:25:22,245 --> 00:25:25,084 You're adorable. 538 00:25:25,085 --> 00:25:27,019 She thinks I'm kidding.... 539 00:25:27,020 --> 00:25:28,959 I so wish you didn't think that. 540 00:25:28,960 --> 00:25:31,253 You played beautifully. 541 00:25:31,254 --> 00:25:33,459 I finished my mba at wharton, 542 00:25:33,460 --> 00:25:35,194 even though I knew that ultimately the law 543 00:25:35,195 --> 00:25:38,597 was going to be more compelling to me. 544 00:25:38,598 --> 00:25:40,265 Why? 545 00:25:40,266 --> 00:25:44,168 How did you know? 546 00:25:44,169 --> 00:25:46,938 "Applied principles of macro-dynamics 547 00:25:46,939 --> 00:25:49,508 in developing economies." 548 00:25:49,509 --> 00:25:51,356 I was as bored as you look right now. 549 00:25:51,357 --> 00:25:53,344 No. 550 00:25:53,345 --> 00:25:55,946 Don't be polite, it's not necessary. 551 00:25:55,947 --> 00:25:58,181 I'm boring myself, frankly. 552 00:25:58,182 --> 00:26:00,073 I'm a little nervous. 553 00:26:00,074 --> 00:26:02,119 You don't look nervous. 554 00:26:02,120 --> 00:26:04,555 Seriously, I had no intention of going out on a date 555 00:26:04,556 --> 00:26:06,205 that my mother set up for me 556 00:26:06,206 --> 00:26:11,376 but then I checked you out online and I thought... wow. 557 00:26:11,377 --> 00:26:14,330 Yay, mom. 558 00:26:18,135 --> 00:26:19,969 Hi, we're friends of Derek's. 559 00:26:19,970 --> 00:26:21,871 I know who you are, Mrs. Rand. 560 00:26:21,872 --> 00:26:24,040 I have something here, I'd like to put it somewhere safe. 561 00:26:24,041 --> 00:26:25,474 Sure, right this way. 562 00:26:25,909 --> 00:26:27,743 I'll see you inside. 563 00:26:27,744 --> 00:26:30,879 You know, Mrs. Rand, I'm an actress and a dancer. 564 00:26:30,880 --> 00:26:35,250 Not now, sweetheart. 565 00:26:35,251 --> 00:26:36,685 Ellis? 566 00:26:36,686 --> 00:26:38,720 Julia, hi! 567 00:26:38,721 --> 00:26:40,221 This is my friend Cynthia. 568 00:26:40,222 --> 00:26:41,657 Cyn. People call me "Cyn." 569 00:26:42,891 --> 00:26:44,659 Julia is Tom's writing partner. 570 00:26:44,660 --> 00:26:47,120 Of course. I know who you are. 571 00:26:47,121 --> 00:26:48,830 Well, he talks about you guys all the time. 572 00:26:48,831 --> 00:26:50,432 He's, like, obsessed. 573 00:26:50,433 --> 00:26:51,875 Not obsessed. 574 00:26:51,876 --> 00:26:53,734 Interested. 575 00:26:53,735 --> 00:26:56,104 I'm surprised to see you here, Ellis. 576 00:26:56,105 --> 00:26:57,256 Is Tom here? 577 00:26:57,257 --> 00:26:59,406 I haven't seen him. 578 00:26:59,407 --> 00:27:02,409 Excuse me. 579 00:27:07,548 --> 00:27:08,748 Lyle? 580 00:27:08,749 --> 00:27:10,584 - Eileen. - Hi. 581 00:27:12,020 --> 00:27:13,053 Are you hiding here all alone on the stairs? 582 00:27:13,054 --> 00:27:14,854 I am. 583 00:27:14,855 --> 00:27:16,422 It's so great that Derek did this for me but sometimes 584 00:27:16,423 --> 00:27:18,902 parties like this, I feel like I have to be "on." 585 00:27:18,903 --> 00:27:20,393 Well, you're a big star now. 586 00:27:20,394 --> 00:27:21,363 You'd think you'd get used to it. 587 00:27:21,364 --> 00:27:22,862 You'd be wrong. 588 00:27:22,863 --> 00:27:26,032 I was really hoping to just see my friends. 589 00:27:26,033 --> 00:27:27,733 Well, I think you'll find you have a lot of those 590 00:27:27,734 --> 00:27:30,536 now that your show's gone into syndication. 591 00:27:30,537 --> 00:27:32,371 You got that right. 592 00:27:32,372 --> 00:27:33,792 I was reading the trades and I thought, 593 00:27:33,793 --> 00:27:37,074 "mm, my goodness, what is Lyle gonna do 594 00:27:37,075 --> 00:27:38,255 with all that cash?" 595 00:27:38,256 --> 00:27:39,978 Well, I'm all over the map. 596 00:27:39,979 --> 00:27:41,746 My business manager has me in Sri Lanka's 597 00:27:41,747 --> 00:27:44,803 Colombo stock exchange, the classic car market. 598 00:27:44,804 --> 00:27:47,347 Drinks! 599 00:27:47,348 --> 00:27:49,120 Now what exactly is the problem? 600 00:27:49,121 --> 00:27:50,922 I think she's a wonderful dancer. 601 00:27:50,923 --> 00:27:52,352 Her dancing isn't the problem, it's actually fierce. 602 00:27:52,353 --> 00:27:54,090 It's not, like, all trained and perfect. 603 00:27:54,091 --> 00:27:55,564 - But it's watchable. - Watchable? 604 00:27:55,565 --> 00:27:57,357 I'm watching her and I usually 605 00:27:57,358 --> 00:27:59,067 like to watch myself in the mirror. 606 00:27:59,068 --> 00:28:00,861 That's true. 607 00:28:00,862 --> 00:28:03,901 - Ivy's the problem. - Ivy's fine. 608 00:28:03,902 --> 00:28:05,991 The problem is you, miss artichoke heart. 609 00:28:05,992 --> 00:28:08,071 Golden sprout champion, and it was a great day for me 610 00:28:08,072 --> 00:28:09,972 so don't make fun of it. 611 00:28:09,973 --> 00:28:11,440 Yeah, but you didn't sign up to be champion this time. 612 00:28:11,441 --> 00:28:12,842 That's Ivy's job. 613 00:28:12,843 --> 00:28:14,458 You signed up to be her backup singer. 614 00:28:14,459 --> 00:28:15,959 - I'm trying. - My God. 615 00:28:15,960 --> 00:28:18,113 You are so not trying. 616 00:28:18,114 --> 00:28:19,504 Ladies... 617 00:28:19,505 --> 00:28:21,006 Should we show her how it's done? 618 00:28:21,007 --> 00:28:23,619 Move this table. Please, help me. 619 00:28:23,620 --> 00:28:26,021 - I'm getting a show? - You're getting a lesson. 620 00:28:27,089 --> 00:28:28,857 - This way? - Yup. 621 00:28:28,858 --> 00:28:30,515 We told you that we're in the same dance class. 622 00:28:30,516 --> 00:28:32,017 Now watch and learn. 623 00:28:32,018 --> 00:28:33,393 What are we doing? 624 00:28:33,394 --> 00:28:35,764 - Rumour has it. - Perfect. 625 00:28:35,765 --> 00:28:36,965 Lucky you. 626 00:28:38,701 --> 00:28:40,501 Don't lose focus, eyes out. 627 00:28:41,603 --> 00:28:43,470 Nobody's bigger than anybody. 628 00:28:43,471 --> 00:28:45,472 Nobody's out of line. 629 00:28:45,473 --> 00:28:46,607 Everybody's in it. 630 00:28:48,944 --> 00:28:50,778 Five, six, seven, eight. 631 00:28:57,043 --> 00:28:59,185 Stop. 632 00:28:59,186 --> 00:29:00,352 Okay. 633 00:29:17,036 --> 00:29:19,231 I'm surprised no one's mentioned art to you. 634 00:29:19,232 --> 00:29:23,041 It's the one investment that never loses its value. 635 00:29:23,042 --> 00:29:26,212 Art and gold bullion. 636 00:29:26,213 --> 00:29:28,073 You know why? 637 00:29:28,074 --> 00:29:32,202 - The Chinese. - The Chinese like Degas? 638 00:29:32,203 --> 00:29:34,819 No, the Chinese like a good investment. 639 00:29:34,820 --> 00:29:38,083 Currencies are failing, the stock market is a mess. 640 00:29:38,084 --> 00:29:40,258 Art and gold bullion. 641 00:29:40,259 --> 00:29:43,528 Those are your choices. 642 00:29:43,529 --> 00:29:45,090 How much do you need? 643 00:29:45,091 --> 00:29:48,093 - 200,000. - 200,000... that's all? 644 00:29:48,094 --> 00:29:50,267 Well, for those of us who aren't in syndication, 645 00:29:50,268 --> 00:29:55,572 that's rather a lot. 646 00:29:55,573 --> 00:29:57,007 I tell you what. 647 00:29:57,008 --> 00:29:59,146 I'll give you 175 for the drawing. 648 00:29:59,147 --> 00:30:00,772 Keep it as collateral and you give me points. 649 00:30:00,773 --> 00:30:01,910 Why would I give you the sketch 650 00:30:01,911 --> 00:30:03,442 if I'm giving you points? 651 00:30:03,443 --> 00:30:05,610 If Marilyn flops I still come out even. 652 00:30:05,611 --> 00:30:08,551 And if it's a success, then you get your sketch back. 653 00:30:08,552 --> 00:30:10,657 Which you wouldn't if you just sold it to me. 654 00:30:10,658 --> 00:30:13,222 Little Lyle, all grown up. 655 00:30:13,223 --> 00:30:15,328 - One point. - Three. 656 00:30:15,329 --> 00:30:19,727 1 1/2, and I get the money this week. 657 00:30:19,728 --> 00:30:21,696 How do I know if the show's any good? 658 00:30:21,697 --> 00:30:23,462 I mean, it's all in the execution. 659 00:30:23,463 --> 00:30:26,131 That's a fair question. 660 00:30:26,132 --> 00:30:29,437 Scotch?... 661 00:30:29,438 --> 00:30:31,306 - Find Tom. - There you are. 662 00:30:31,307 --> 00:30:32,541 Yeah, and do me a favor. 663 00:30:32,542 --> 00:30:34,175 Get our DiMaggio on the phone too. 664 00:30:35,910 --> 00:30:37,809 You want me to call Michael? 665 00:30:37,810 --> 00:30:39,446 Why? 666 00:30:39,447 --> 00:30:41,549 He... he's probably at home with his family. 667 00:30:41,550 --> 00:30:44,051 I don't want to... 668 00:30:44,052 --> 00:30:46,320 Hold this.... 669 00:30:46,321 --> 00:30:48,722 Damn. 670 00:30:52,426 --> 00:30:56,244 And one, two, three, four. And five, six, seven, eight. 671 00:30:56,245 --> 00:30:57,664 And one, two... okay. 672 00:30:57,665 --> 00:30:59,599 Too much. Let me do it next to you. 673 00:30:59,600 --> 00:31:01,100 Five, six, seven, eight. 674 00:31:01,101 --> 00:31:04,336 - And one, two... - No, no, stop pulling focus. 675 00:31:04,337 --> 00:31:07,272 From the arms... seven, eight. One, two... 676 00:31:07,273 --> 00:31:08,440 You guys are worse than the New York press. 677 00:31:08,441 --> 00:31:10,509 One, two, three, four. 678 00:31:10,510 --> 00:31:12,511 And one, two, three, four. 679 00:31:16,482 --> 00:31:19,751 - Hi. - Hi. 680 00:31:19,752 --> 00:31:21,019 This better be good. 681 00:31:21,020 --> 00:31:22,520 I don't actually know what it is. 682 00:31:23,104 --> 00:31:23,921 - Hi - hi. 683 00:31:23,922 --> 00:31:25,423 - John. - What's going on? 684 00:31:25,424 --> 00:31:27,567 - I... I don't know. - God, look at you. 685 00:31:27,568 --> 00:31:28,819 You need me? 686 00:31:28,820 --> 00:31:30,445 A-ha! 687 00:31:30,446 --> 00:31:32,930 The reinforcements have arrived. 688 00:31:32,931 --> 00:31:36,934 I knew they would. It's showtime. 689 00:31:40,447 --> 00:31:41,740 Today... is my birthday. 690 00:31:42,908 --> 00:31:45,786 I'm so glad you're all here with me. 691 00:31:45,787 --> 00:31:47,755 Thank you. 692 00:31:48,756 --> 00:31:51,891 Derek Wills and Tom Levitt cast me my first musical 693 00:31:51,892 --> 00:31:54,527 off-Broadway when I was just eight years old. 694 00:31:54,528 --> 00:31:57,430 So they were best friends as well as being the best friends 695 00:31:57,431 --> 00:31:59,432 an eight-year-old wannabe musical theater star 696 00:31:59,433 --> 00:32:00,925 could hope for. 697 00:32:00,926 --> 00:32:05,037 And so I asked them, as a gift, to play me a song 698 00:32:05,038 --> 00:32:07,765 from their new musical Marilyn, and they said yes! 699 00:32:16,541 --> 00:32:19,610 Well, we've, uh, just started learning 700 00:32:19,611 --> 00:32:22,530 the big USO number where Marilyn sings to the troops. 701 00:32:22,531 --> 00:32:24,824 That sound like something you might wanna hear? 702 00:32:24,825 --> 00:32:27,917 Yeah! 703 00:32:30,221 --> 00:32:32,322 It's in G, very easy changes. 704 00:32:32,323 --> 00:32:34,890 Just... read my mind. 705 00:32:34,891 --> 00:32:37,426 Ladies and gentlemen. 706 00:32:37,427 --> 00:32:39,894 Marilyn herself. 707 00:32:39,895 --> 00:32:41,162 Ivy Lynn. 708 00:32:44,900 --> 00:32:48,737 When you are born with sex appeal 709 00:32:48,738 --> 00:32:52,185 in the forest called Hollywood 710 00:32:52,741 --> 00:32:56,577 you'll find more wolves at your back door 711 00:32:56,578 --> 00:33:00,526 than that little red riding hood 712 00:33:00,527 --> 00:33:04,452 now she and her little old grandma 713 00:33:04,453 --> 00:33:08,660 could have learned from the men I've dated 714 00:33:08,661 --> 00:33:10,023 that a wolf 715 00:33:10,024 --> 00:33:12,359 can be quite 716 00:33:12,360 --> 00:33:16,196 a devotee 717 00:33:16,197 --> 00:33:21,339 once he's domesticated 718 00:33:36,884 --> 00:33:38,684 there's a lesson they should teach in school 719 00:33:39,106 --> 00:33:41,286 when a girl gets curvy and the boys all drool 720 00:33:41,287 --> 00:33:43,778 if math and science just ain't your style 721 00:33:43,779 --> 00:33:46,992 just give that teacher a wink 722 00:33:46,993 --> 00:33:49,294 for a passing grade you won't have to wait 723 00:33:49,295 --> 00:33:52,130 and you can thank him later when you graduate 724 00:33:52,131 --> 00:33:56,467 'cause I never met a wolf who didn't love to howl 725 00:33:57,769 --> 00:33:59,203 no, I never met a man 726 00:33:59,204 --> 00:34:00,971 who wasn't on the prowl 727 00:34:01,594 --> 00:34:02,894 shimmy, shimmy, aw, gimme, gimme 728 00:34:02,974 --> 00:34:05,209 if a nice diploma you want to get 729 00:34:05,210 --> 00:34:07,978 well then make that teacher the student's pet 730 00:34:07,979 --> 00:34:12,549 yeah, I never met a wolf who didn't love to howl 731 00:34:14,218 --> 00:34:16,052 you never know where a wolf might crouch 732 00:34:16,053 --> 00:34:18,789 but his natural habitat's the casting couch 733 00:34:18,790 --> 00:34:21,558 so take lots of pictures of the wildlife 734 00:34:21,559 --> 00:34:24,494 to tell the wolf you could share with his wife 735 00:34:24,495 --> 00:34:26,988 the hunter gets captured by the game 736 00:34:26,989 --> 00:34:29,449 then Leo the lion will be roaring your name! 737 00:34:29,450 --> 00:34:33,736 yeah, I never met a wolf who didn't love to howl 738 00:34:35,639 --> 00:34:38,407 no, I never met a man who wasn't on the prowl 739 00:34:38,408 --> 00:34:40,242 shimmy, shimmy, aw, gimme, gimme 740 00:34:40,243 --> 00:34:43,145 if your face and figure are whistle-bait 741 00:34:43,146 --> 00:34:45,247 honey, you'll have the keys to the studio gate! 742 00:34:45,248 --> 00:34:49,584 yeah, I never met a wolf who didn't love to howl 743 00:34:51,320 --> 00:34:53,420 the three little piggies sure had it wrong 744 00:34:53,421 --> 00:34:56,089 when the wolf came a-knockin' in that old song 745 00:34:56,090 --> 00:34:57,825 if he's huffin' and puffin' and saying' 746 00:34:57,826 --> 00:34:59,693 "Marilyn, I gotcha" 747 00:34:59,694 --> 00:35:01,695 I said, "come on in," and I put on Sinatra 748 00:35:01,696 --> 00:35:04,865 oh, Frankie! 749 00:35:04,866 --> 00:35:07,000 a wealthy wolf likes to buy his toys 750 00:35:07,001 --> 00:35:09,569 but he really is just one of the boys 751 00:35:09,570 --> 00:35:12,238 if you've got something for which he's craving 752 00:35:12,783 --> 00:35:15,161 it sure is good that he's been saving 753 00:35:15,162 --> 00:35:17,343 be a fan, give his cheek a peck 754 00:35:17,344 --> 00:35:20,446 but get his autograph on a cashier's check! 755 00:35:20,447 --> 00:35:24,282 yeah, I never met a wolf who didn't love to howl 756 00:35:26,252 --> 00:35:28,887 no, I never met a man who wasn't on the prowl 757 00:35:28,888 --> 00:35:31,189 shimmy, shimmy, aw, gimme, gimme 758 00:35:31,190 --> 00:35:33,792 this wolf looks like he's ready to dine 759 00:35:33,793 --> 00:35:36,099 tell me where can I sign on the dotted line? 760 00:35:36,100 --> 00:35:41,699 yeah, I never met a wolf who didn't love to howl! 761 00:35:41,700 --> 00:35:45,136 oh, yeah! 762 00:35:59,217 --> 00:36:00,706 You are thrilling. 763 00:36:00,707 --> 00:36:02,052 Honestly. 764 00:36:02,053 --> 00:36:04,621 Thank you. 765 00:36:05,210 --> 00:36:07,296 Are you still interested in showing me those bedrooms? 766 00:36:10,628 --> 00:36:13,629 Wonderful. 767 00:36:29,446 --> 00:36:31,347 And this is the third bedroom. 768 00:36:31,348 --> 00:36:32,815 This is even nicer... 769 00:36:33,318 --> 00:36:34,904 Eileen, hi. 770 00:36:34,905 --> 00:36:37,156 I-I'm so sorry. 771 00:36:37,157 --> 00:36:40,289 There's no need to apologize. 772 00:36:40,290 --> 00:36:44,189 I was just looking at past happiness. 773 00:36:44,790 --> 00:36:48,096 But you're my happiness now. 774 00:36:48,097 --> 00:36:50,332 You were wonderful. 775 00:36:50,333 --> 00:36:52,868 Thank you. 776 00:36:52,869 --> 00:36:56,804 I'll be by your office on Monday, Eileen. 777 00:37:05,513 --> 00:37:07,781 That was so much fun. 778 00:37:07,782 --> 00:37:09,616 I gotta go. 779 00:37:09,617 --> 00:37:11,651 She rocked it, didn't she? 780 00:37:11,652 --> 00:37:13,620 Awesome. 781 00:37:13,621 --> 00:37:14,921 Good night. 782 00:37:27,734 --> 00:37:31,736 That was... 783 00:37:31,737 --> 00:37:34,839 Impressive. 784 00:37:34,840 --> 00:37:36,909 As impressive as the TV star? 785 00:37:36,910 --> 00:37:39,577 Is there a TV star here? 786 00:37:39,578 --> 00:37:42,580 I'm too dazzled by the piano player to notice. 787 00:37:48,720 --> 00:37:50,888 Yay, mom. 788 00:37:54,692 --> 00:37:55,927 Yeah, yeah, no... Apart from the, uh, explosion 789 00:37:55,928 --> 00:37:57,494 at the Sewage Center in Queens, 790 00:37:57,495 --> 00:37:59,330 it was an utterly, wonderfully uneventful weekend. 791 00:37:59,331 --> 00:38:00,998 Is he always on the phone? 792 00:38:00,999 --> 00:38:02,900 He was in charge of the press office all weekend. 793 00:38:02,901 --> 00:38:05,902 He's important and good-looking. 794 00:38:05,903 --> 00:38:10,440 - Stop. - I've gotta go. 795 00:38:10,441 --> 00:38:12,342 - I'll take care of these. - I like him. 796 00:38:12,343 --> 00:38:15,545 - Sweet. - Thank you. 797 00:38:16,004 --> 00:38:16,846 Hi. 798 00:38:16,847 --> 00:38:18,514 - Gosh, I hate shots. - Cheers. 799 00:38:18,515 --> 00:38:20,682 Bottoms up. 800 00:38:20,683 --> 00:38:23,018 Come on, Iowa, let's show 'em what the chorus looks like. 801 00:38:23,019 --> 00:38:24,954 - You ready? - Okay. 802 00:38:24,955 --> 00:38:26,155 - You ready for this? - We can do this. 803 00:38:26,723 --> 00:38:28,476 - I can do this. - Come on. 804 00:38:36,765 --> 00:38:39,278 Hang on. Where are you going? 805 00:38:39,279 --> 00:38:41,235 Don't bother. 806 00:38:41,236 --> 00:38:42,615 I saw you, Derek. 807 00:38:42,616 --> 00:38:45,451 - Saw me what? - That woman. 808 00:38:45,452 --> 00:38:50,211 I saw you. Everybody saw you. 809 00:38:50,212 --> 00:38:52,612 Saw me what, flirting? 810 00:38:52,613 --> 00:38:57,951 - Your hand was on her ass. - Ivy. 811 00:38:57,952 --> 00:39:02,055 Everyone at this party is a potential investor, okay? 812 00:39:02,056 --> 00:39:04,591 So, yeah, I am gonna flirt, and I'm gonna put my hand 813 00:39:04,592 --> 00:39:06,555 on the asses of pretty women 814 00:39:06,556 --> 00:39:09,261 if it makes them feel that our show 815 00:39:09,262 --> 00:39:11,097 is the one they want to throw millions of dollars at. 816 00:39:11,098 --> 00:39:12,631 It's meaningless. 817 00:39:12,632 --> 00:39:14,397 How come you didn't tell me you cast Karen? 818 00:39:14,398 --> 00:39:17,069 She didn't get the part. 819 00:39:17,070 --> 00:39:19,735 You did. 820 00:39:19,736 --> 00:39:23,141 They loved you tonight. 821 00:39:23,142 --> 00:39:25,741 This is who you are now. 822 00:39:25,742 --> 00:39:29,614 Get used to it. 823 00:39:29,615 --> 00:39:32,832 This show means everything to me. 824 00:39:32,833 --> 00:39:37,628 - I just want to feel safe. - Then go back to the chorus. 825 00:39:37,629 --> 00:39:40,131 There's nothing safe about being a star. 826 00:39:48,466 --> 00:39:52,059 You know, the bedrooms here really are incredible. 827 00:39:55,272 --> 00:40:00,876 Perhaps you should show them to me then. 828 00:40:02,646 --> 00:40:04,980 Five, six, seven, eight. 829 00:40:04,981 --> 00:40:07,983 She, she ain't real 830 00:40:07,984 --> 00:40:12,121 she ain't gonna be able to love you like I will 831 00:40:12,122 --> 00:40:17,025 she is a stranger 832 00:40:17,026 --> 00:40:20,462 you and I have history or don't you remember? 833 00:40:20,463 --> 00:40:24,091 sure, she's got it all 834 00:40:24,500 --> 00:40:30,204 but, baby, is that really what you want? 835 00:40:30,205 --> 00:40:33,574 bless your soul, you've got your head in the clouds 836 00:40:33,575 --> 00:40:35,642 she made a fool out of you 837 00:40:35,643 --> 00:40:37,578 and, boy, she's bringing you down 838 00:40:37,579 --> 00:40:40,214 she made your heart melt 839 00:40:40,215 --> 00:40:42,249 but she's cold to the core 840 00:40:42,250 --> 00:40:45,552 now rumour has it she ain't got your love anymore 841 00:40:45,553 --> 00:40:47,187 rumour has it, ooh 842 00:40:47,188 --> 00:40:51,160 rumour has it, ooh, rumour has it, ooh 843 00:40:51,161 --> 00:40:53,326 rumour has it, ooh 844 00:40:53,327 --> 00:40:56,496 rumour has it, ooh, rumour has it, ooh 845 00:40:56,497 --> 00:41:01,066 rumour has it, ooh, rumour has it, ooh 846 00:41:12,344 --> 00:41:16,547 all of these words 847 00:41:16,548 --> 00:41:20,105 whispered in my ear 848 00:41:20,106 --> 00:41:22,519 tell a story that 849 00:41:22,520 --> 00:41:26,403 I cannot bear to hear 850 00:41:26,404 --> 00:41:29,448 just 'cause I said it 851 00:41:29,449 --> 00:41:35,132 don't mean that I meant it 852 00:41:35,133 --> 00:41:41,132 people say crazy things 853 00:41:42,039 --> 00:41:46,408 just 'cause I said it 854 00:41:46,409 --> 00:41:50,302 don't mean that I meant it 855 00:41:50,648 --> 00:41:54,382 just 'cause you heard it 856 00:41:56,119 --> 00:41:58,086 hey! 857 00:41:58,087 --> 00:41:59,955 rumour has it 858 00:41:59,956 --> 00:42:02,257 rumour has it, rumour has it 859 00:42:14,327 --> 00:42:17,705 rumour has it 860 00:42:21,442 --> 00:42:23,410 come on now! 861 00:42:23,411 --> 00:42:25,445 rumour has it 862 00:42:25,446 --> 00:42:28,424 he's the one I'm leaving you for 863 00:42:35,355 --> 00:42:38,809 That was great! 864 00:42:40,518 --> 00:42:46,650 Resync, corrected by dr.jackson www.addic7ed.com