1 00:00:00,502 --> 00:00:01,960 Previously on Smash... 2 00:00:03,545 --> 00:00:05,381 What's this Marilyn thing I keep hearing about? 3 00:00:06,048 --> 00:00:08,050 - Ivy Lynn, Karen Cartwright. - Classic. 4 00:00:08,300 --> 00:00:09,426 You put in ten years in the chorus 5 00:00:09,676 --> 00:00:11,095 and Karen-something shows up. 6 00:00:11,907 --> 00:00:13,597 Michael Swift is available if you're interested 7 00:00:13,847 --> 00:00:15,766 in making him an offer for DiMaggio. 8 00:00:16,516 --> 00:00:18,519 I had an affair with Michael Swift. 9 00:00:18,769 --> 00:00:20,562 - It's not going to be cheap. - What's Jerry's involvement? 10 00:00:21,349 --> 00:00:22,523 Jerry has no involvement. 11 00:00:25,020 --> 00:00:26,610 That was incredible. 12 00:00:26,860 --> 00:00:27,945 Do you think he gave me the part because I slept with him? 13 00:00:28,195 --> 00:00:29,571 He is a terrible human being! 14 00:00:41,441 --> 00:00:43,086 First day. I love first days. 15 00:00:43,336 --> 00:00:44,454 Me too. 16 00:00:44,704 --> 00:00:46,238 I am so glad that you're doing this. 17 00:00:46,672 --> 00:00:48,958 - Me too. - Exciting, isn't it? 18 00:00:49,208 --> 00:00:50,594 Hi, Linda. Where am I? 19 00:00:50,844 --> 00:00:52,400 You and Tom are here, Derek's there. 20 00:00:52,650 --> 00:00:54,331 Good, you put him at a different table. 21 00:00:54,581 --> 00:00:56,166 Yeah, I've worked with him before. 22 00:00:56,416 --> 00:01:00,303 Can you put Tom's assistant at a different table too? 23 00:01:00,553 --> 00:01:03,439 She's the one who almost took it out from under our Ivy? 24 00:01:03,689 --> 00:01:06,942 Where's the Marilyn in that? Could she be more midwest? 25 00:01:07,192 --> 00:01:08,344 Actually no, she was the golden sprout champion 26 00:01:08,594 --> 00:01:09,679 at the Iowa state fair. 27 00:01:09,929 --> 00:01:11,614 - You made that up. - I didn't. 28 00:01:11,864 --> 00:01:13,449 - She put it on her resume. - She's coming, she's coming. 29 00:01:13,699 --> 00:01:15,116 Hi, Dennis. Karen. 30 00:01:15,366 --> 00:01:17,151 - Yeah, I remember. - Hi. 31 00:01:17,401 --> 00:01:18,453 Hi. 32 00:01:18,703 --> 00:01:19,830 So do I put my stuff down here? 33 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:22,123 You can put it anywhere you want. 34 00:01:22,373 --> 00:01:26,920 The maestro arrives. 35 00:01:27,170 --> 00:01:29,673 - Hi, Derek. - Yeah, hi. 36 00:01:32,676 --> 00:01:33,567 Hey. 37 00:01:33,817 --> 00:01:36,263 Michael, hi. Hi. 38 00:01:36,513 --> 00:01:38,339 Yeah, hi. 39 00:01:38,589 --> 00:01:40,541 - Great to be here. - Well, we're thrilled. 40 00:01:40,791 --> 00:01:43,844 As you know. 41 00:01:44,094 --> 00:01:45,212 It's gonna be fine. 44 00:01:48,931 --> 00:01:51,150 I mean, we're both adults right? 45 00:01:51,400 --> 00:01:53,697 I was talking about the workshop. 46 00:01:53,947 --> 00:01:56,700 - Michael, hi. - Hey, Tom. 47 00:01:56,950 --> 00:02:00,159 You sound great on the demo of Mr. and Mrs. Smith. 48 00:02:00,409 --> 00:02:02,706 Yeah, it's great. He's gonna be so great. 49 00:02:03,311 --> 00:02:05,709 So great. 50 00:02:06,648 --> 00:02:07,832 Thanks. 51 00:02:08,082 --> 00:02:10,350 I think I'm gonna warm up. Excuse me. 52 00:02:13,822 --> 00:02:14,906 - You okay? - I'm fine. 53 00:02:15,156 --> 00:02:15,940 - You just seem a little... - Drop it. 54 00:02:16,190 --> 00:02:17,041 - You know. - Drop it. 55 00:02:17,291 --> 00:02:18,442 - I just mean... - Drop it. 56 00:02:18,692 --> 00:02:20,391 - Where's Eileen? - I have no idea. 57 00:02:20,641 --> 00:02:22,212 - Well, where's the money? - It's not there. 58 00:02:22,462 --> 00:02:23,644 Well, where'd it go? 59 00:02:23,894 --> 00:02:24,978 We are trying to figure that out. 60 00:02:25,228 --> 00:02:26,183 You are my lawyer. 61 00:02:26,433 --> 00:02:27,940 It's gotta be somewhere. 62 00:02:28,190 --> 00:02:30,537 Jerry is swanning around town spending as much money 63 00:02:30,942 --> 00:02:31,689 as he ever did! 64 00:02:31,939 --> 00:02:33,591 Well, his family owns half of Manhattan. 65 00:02:33,841 --> 00:02:36,115 I know about his family and their stupid money. 66 00:02:36,365 --> 00:02:37,699 Don't talk to me about that. 67 00:02:37,949 --> 00:02:41,078 All I need is $200,000, that's it... $200,000. 68 00:02:41,328 --> 00:02:42,413 Well, you have access to $8,000. 69 00:02:42,663 --> 00:02:43,433 The rest of it is frozen. 70 00:02:43,683 --> 00:02:45,769 Your husband is... 71 00:02:46,019 --> 00:02:47,084 Very clever. 72 00:02:47,334 --> 00:02:48,905 I know he's very clever. 73 00:02:49,155 --> 00:02:51,355 I know he's clever. 74 00:03:00,555 --> 00:03:02,641 Okay, everyone, here we go. 75 00:03:02,891 --> 00:03:05,235 Welcome to Marilyn. 76 00:03:21,660 --> 00:03:23,954 - Yeah! - Bravo! 77 00:03:24,204 --> 00:03:26,473 Okay, settle down, please. Settle down! 78 00:03:26,723 --> 00:03:28,675 Thank you. 79 00:03:28,925 --> 00:03:30,910 Okay, obviously we're not gonna have a table read 80 00:03:31,160 --> 00:03:34,048 because the book is still somewhat in flux. 81 00:03:34,298 --> 00:03:36,498 This'll be primarily for the ensemble. 82 00:03:37,050 --> 00:03:39,511 We'll put the rest in when the book is in better shape. 83 00:03:39,761 --> 00:03:40,519 We'll be staging some of the numbers. 84 00:03:40,769 --> 00:03:42,056 Others will be at music stands. 85 00:03:42,306 --> 00:03:43,356 We'll have some costume elements, 86 00:03:43,606 --> 00:03:45,791 a few props but basically... 87 00:03:46,041 --> 00:03:48,994 It's up to you to sell it. 88 00:03:49,244 --> 00:03:51,697 Now remember... 89 00:03:51,947 --> 00:03:54,699 This is a workshop. 90 00:03:54,949 --> 00:03:59,170 The road to Broadway is exceedingly long. 91 00:03:59,420 --> 00:04:01,706 So... 92 00:04:01,956 --> 00:04:04,208 Let's get to it. 93 00:04:04,458 --> 00:04:07,027 - Tom. - How about a little mambo? 94 00:04:09,249 --> 00:04:10,834 - Why not? - Grab a chair, grab a stand. 95 00:04:13,934 --> 00:04:14,963 Blondie. 96 00:04:17,883 --> 00:04:18,722 Trying to go to Broadway without me, 97 00:04:18,972 --> 00:04:20,260 My God. 98 00:04:20,510 --> 00:04:22,888 Good to see you! When did you get back? 99 00:04:23,138 --> 00:04:24,598 - Last week. - Everything okay, children? 100 00:04:24,848 --> 00:04:27,329 - You hired Sam. - I did. 101 00:04:27,579 --> 00:04:29,131 We did Chicago together. Six years ago? 102 00:04:29,381 --> 00:04:30,733 - Ten. - No, come on. 103 00:04:30,983 --> 00:04:33,482 Ten years ago, baby. We were both in the chorus. 104 00:04:33,732 --> 00:04:35,859 And you are Marilyn Monroe.... 105 00:04:36,109 --> 00:04:37,707 Yeah, actually nobody is anybody 106 00:04:37,957 --> 00:04:39,446 until we start rehearsing, okay? 107 00:04:39,696 --> 00:04:43,742 Got it, got it. 108 00:04:44,062 --> 00:04:45,129 Welcome. 109 00:04:59,009 --> 00:04:59,883 Almost. 110 00:05:00,824 --> 00:05:02,428 Thanks, everybody. That's a ten. 111 00:05:07,140 --> 00:05:09,810 You have a really fantastic voice. 112 00:05:10,060 --> 00:05:13,230 - Did you hear her? - Yeah, she sounds great. 113 00:05:13,480 --> 00:05:15,675 I knew the song from before, it was my callback piece. 114 00:05:15,925 --> 00:05:17,735 Your callback for what? 115 00:05:17,985 --> 00:05:20,996 - For Marilyn. - Well, I'm singing it now. 116 00:05:24,333 --> 00:05:26,753 How come nobody told me she was going to be here? 117 00:05:27,003 --> 00:05:30,371 - Derek didn't tell you? - No. 118 00:05:43,385 --> 00:05:45,532 I'm so sorry you missed it. 119 00:05:45,887 --> 00:05:50,059 - Ivy is sublime. - How's the rest of the cast? 120 00:05:50,309 --> 00:05:52,144 Michael Swift is gonna be amazing. 121 00:05:52,394 --> 00:05:54,593 I know I had my reservations 122 00:05:54,843 --> 00:05:56,065 but I could not have been more wrong. 123 00:05:56,315 --> 00:05:57,929 The ensemble's terrific. 124 00:05:58,179 --> 00:06:00,280 Even Tom had nothing to complain about. 125 00:06:01,695 --> 00:06:03,113 Good. 126 00:06:05,020 --> 00:06:08,874 - Here's to Marilyn. - She was an interesting woman. 127 00:06:09,124 --> 00:06:11,176 She certainly was. 128 00:06:11,426 --> 00:06:12,790 God, what a life. 129 00:06:13,040 --> 00:06:15,042 Marilyn had money problems. 130 00:06:15,292 --> 00:06:16,680 Yeah, well the studios never did pay her 131 00:06:16,930 --> 00:06:18,629 what she was worth. 132 00:06:18,879 --> 00:06:21,518 Of course they didn't. 133 00:06:21,768 --> 00:06:24,554 God. 134 00:06:24,804 --> 00:06:26,623 Drinking at the office. 135 00:06:26,873 --> 00:06:28,692 I love this. 136 00:06:28,942 --> 00:06:30,974 Julia, you told me once that you were 137 00:06:31,224 --> 00:06:32,726 an art history major. 138 00:06:32,976 --> 00:06:34,686 Yeah. 139 00:06:34,936 --> 00:06:38,768 If that were a real Degas, what would you pay for it? 140 00:06:39,018 --> 00:06:40,652 That? 141 00:06:48,626 --> 00:06:51,128 - It is a real Degas. - Yeah. 142 00:06:54,132 --> 00:06:55,958 Here's a lesson they should teach in school 143 00:06:56,208 --> 00:06:58,752 when a girl gets curvy and the boys all drool 144 00:06:59,002 --> 00:07:01,213 if math and science just ain't you style 145 00:07:01,463 --> 00:07:03,966 just give that teacher a wink and a smile 146 00:07:04,216 --> 00:07:06,510 for a passing grade you won't have to wait 147 00:07:06,760 --> 00:07:09,304 and you can thank him later when you graduate 148 00:07:09,554 --> 00:07:13,225 'cause I never met a wolf who didn't love to howl 149 00:07:15,386 --> 00:07:18,253 no, I never met a man who wasn't on the prowl 150 00:07:20,256 --> 00:07:21,024 if a nice diploma you wanna get 151 00:07:21,858 --> 00:07:22,909 Take it down, Karen! 152 00:07:23,159 --> 00:07:25,362 Well then make that teacher the student's pet 153 00:07:25,612 --> 00:07:30,183 yeah, I never met a wolf who didn't love to howl 154 00:07:30,433 --> 00:07:31,618 I'm sorry, can we just stop? 155 00:07:31,868 --> 00:07:33,954 I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. 156 00:07:34,204 --> 00:07:35,998 I'm just having a little trouble hearing myself. 157 00:07:36,248 --> 00:07:37,689 The chorus is very... 158 00:07:37,939 --> 00:07:39,293 Enthusiastic. 159 00:07:39,543 --> 00:07:40,625 Ensemble. 160 00:07:40,875 --> 00:07:43,262 Well, not everyone seems to understand that 161 00:07:43,512 --> 00:07:45,446 that means "as one." 162 00:07:48,135 --> 00:07:49,934 Okay, can we take our ten now? 163 00:07:50,184 --> 00:07:53,849 Actually, it's lunch. 164 00:07:54,099 --> 00:07:56,310 Sorry. 165 00:08:06,866 --> 00:08:08,866 - Hey. - Hey. 166 00:08:12,909 --> 00:08:14,157 Everything okay? 167 00:08:14,407 --> 00:08:15,329 Absolutely. 168 00:08:15,579 --> 00:08:19,124 Good. Do you know the actor Lyle West? 169 00:08:19,374 --> 00:08:21,418 That kid from all the TV shows? 170 00:08:21,668 --> 00:08:23,065 Yeah. 171 00:08:23,315 --> 00:08:25,214 I gave him his first job when he was eight years old. 172 00:08:25,464 --> 00:08:26,965 I made him a star. 173 00:08:27,215 --> 00:08:31,307 Aw, you're so sentimental. 174 00:08:31,557 --> 00:08:32,909 Yeah, well I'm sentimental enough to throw him 175 00:08:33,159 --> 00:08:35,808 a birthday party on Saturday night. 176 00:08:36,058 --> 00:08:39,047 Do you want to come? 177 00:08:39,297 --> 00:08:40,715 Well, sure. 178 00:08:40,965 --> 00:08:45,317 I... I'd love to. 179 00:08:45,567 --> 00:08:48,089 Good. 180 00:08:48,339 --> 00:08:50,258 Ivy's doing the nasty with the dark lord, 181 00:08:50,508 --> 00:08:51,990 That's what I said. 182 00:08:55,118 --> 00:08:56,696 Who's the dark lord? 183 00:08:56,946 --> 00:08:59,957 Sauron himself. Darth Derek. 184 00:09:00,207 --> 00:09:01,959 Look, I better run. I've got a lunch meeting. 185 00:09:02,209 --> 00:09:04,438 I'm having lunch with Tom. 186 00:09:04,688 --> 00:09:07,341 Well, ask him how the new song is coming. 187 00:09:07,591 --> 00:09:11,009 She's sleeping with him? 188 00:09:11,259 --> 00:09:12,927 I don't think they're getting all that much sleep. 189 00:09:14,530 --> 00:09:15,881 - Just saying'. - Stop talking about my friend. 190 00:09:16,131 --> 00:09:17,716 Calm down. 191 00:09:17,966 --> 00:09:19,118 Why is he sending messages through you? 192 00:09:19,368 --> 00:09:20,253 If he wants to know about the new number 193 00:09:20,503 --> 00:09:21,454 he can just ask me. 194 00:09:21,704 --> 00:09:23,122 I'm sure he will. 195 00:09:23,372 --> 00:09:24,606 I know he's not your favorite person. 196 00:09:24,856 --> 00:09:26,191 What are you talking about? 197 00:09:26,441 --> 00:09:28,193 I love him. What a stellar human being. 198 00:09:28,443 --> 00:09:31,096 A role model for us all. 199 00:09:31,346 --> 00:09:32,990 He better treat you right, that's all I have to say. 200 00:09:33,240 --> 00:09:37,453 I'm a big girl, Tom. I can take care of myself. 201 00:09:37,703 --> 00:09:39,371 Listen, I have a question. 202 00:09:39,621 --> 00:09:40,956 And I hope this is okay. 203 00:09:41,206 --> 00:09:43,083 You're my star, anything's okay. 204 00:09:43,333 --> 00:09:45,044 How come nobody told me that Karen Cartwright 205 00:09:45,294 --> 00:09:46,962 was gonna be in the ensemble? 206 00:09:49,162 --> 00:09:51,482 Actually it was Julia's idea. 207 00:09:51,732 --> 00:09:52,801 She wanted to give her something. 208 00:09:53,051 --> 00:09:54,751 She did work really hard on those auditions 209 00:09:55,001 --> 00:09:57,723 and she is impressive. 210 00:09:57,973 --> 00:09:59,655 She completely is. 211 00:09:59,905 --> 00:10:02,225 It just would have helped to have a heads up. 212 00:10:02,475 --> 00:10:04,794 Absolutely. My fault. 213 00:10:05,044 --> 00:10:06,356 So could you listen to the wolf number 214 00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:09,265 when we get back to it after lunch? 215 00:10:09,515 --> 00:10:10,633 She's just... She's right next to me 216 00:10:10,883 --> 00:10:14,385 and she's just a little bit loud. 217 00:10:17,021 --> 00:10:19,328 So did you hear that Lyle West is in town? 218 00:10:19,578 --> 00:10:21,592 Lyle's in town. 219 00:10:21,955 --> 00:10:24,813 God, I haven't seen him in... forever. 220 00:10:25,063 --> 00:10:27,416 Throwing a big birthday party for him this weekend. 221 00:10:27,666 --> 00:10:30,631 He discovered him, you know. 222 00:10:30,881 --> 00:10:32,653 - He did not say that. - He did. 223 00:10:32,903 --> 00:10:34,955 He told Ivy he "discovered" Lyle. 224 00:10:35,205 --> 00:10:37,346 What, did he plant a flag in the kid? 225 00:10:37,675 --> 00:10:39,660 I think it's so silly when people take credit 226 00:10:39,910 --> 00:10:41,350 for other people's careers. 227 00:10:41,600 --> 00:10:44,186 Heh. That was my show he directed. 228 00:10:44,436 --> 00:10:46,313 And the fact is Derek didn't discover that kid. 229 00:10:46,563 --> 00:10:48,301 I discovered that kid. He didn't even want to cast him. 230 00:10:48,551 --> 00:10:52,939 I was the one who said "we have to cast that kid." 231 00:10:53,189 --> 00:10:54,841 How's the new number coming? 232 00:10:55,091 --> 00:10:58,445 You'll get it when you get it. 233 00:10:58,695 --> 00:11:00,462 What's she upset about this time? 234 00:11:01,078 --> 00:11:02,848 Nope, no one's upset. 235 00:11:03,098 --> 00:11:04,517 So I hear Lyle west is in town. 236 00:11:04,767 --> 00:11:07,119 You having a birthday party for him? 237 00:11:07,369 --> 00:11:09,321 Both true things. 238 00:11:09,571 --> 00:11:13,808 Do you think maybe you could invite Tom? 239 00:11:14,383 --> 00:11:15,528 Tom! Lyle West is in town. 240 00:11:15,778 --> 00:11:17,312 I'm having a party on Saturday night. 241 00:11:17,886 --> 00:11:19,330 You like to come? 242 00:11:19,580 --> 00:11:21,056 I think I have plans. 243 00:11:21,306 --> 00:11:23,834 Well, I'm sure he'd love to see you. 244 00:11:24,084 --> 00:11:26,562 As would I. 245 00:11:26,812 --> 00:11:28,239 You're welcome of course too, darling. 246 00:11:28,489 --> 00:11:29,940 And when am I gonna get to see my new scenes? 247 00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:31,984 I'm on my way home right now to write them. 248 00:11:32,234 --> 00:11:34,153 Good. 249 00:11:34,403 --> 00:11:37,996 Derek's having a big party, 250 00:11:52,911 --> 00:11:54,965 I need some bubble wrap. 251 00:11:55,215 --> 00:11:56,599 - Bubble wrap? - You've heard of it. 252 00:11:56,849 --> 00:12:00,637 Bubble wrap. 253 00:12:21,700 --> 00:12:23,786 Okay, hold on, hold on. 254 00:12:24,036 --> 00:12:26,727 Okay, new idea. Karen, step back next to Bobby. 255 00:12:26,977 --> 00:12:29,708 What's wrong? 256 00:12:29,958 --> 00:12:32,266 Let's take it from the dance break. 257 00:12:32,516 --> 00:12:33,837 Again! Five, six, seven and... 258 00:12:39,455 --> 00:12:41,055 Sorry.... 259 00:12:45,327 --> 00:12:46,058 You okay? 260 00:12:46,308 --> 00:12:48,018 Yeah, yeah, I'm just... 261 00:12:55,570 --> 00:12:56,388 Hey, when you do this in the theater, 262 00:12:56,638 --> 00:12:57,956 are the numbers still there? 263 00:12:58,206 --> 00:12:59,491 Yes, Iowa, the numbers are still there in the theater. 264 00:12:59,741 --> 00:13:00,808 Okay, I've just never done this... 265 00:13:01,239 --> 00:13:03,117 We know. 266 00:13:03,367 --> 00:13:05,430 Bobby, Karen? 267 00:13:05,680 --> 00:13:07,162 Come on. 268 00:13:07,412 --> 00:13:08,500 I don't... What does he mean? 269 00:13:08,750 --> 00:13:09,915 It means we're out of the number. 270 00:13:10,165 --> 00:13:11,959 Remind me not to stand next to you anymore. 271 00:13:12,209 --> 00:13:13,961 - What? - Again! 272 00:13:14,211 --> 00:13:15,212 Five, six, seven, and... 273 00:13:20,425 --> 00:13:22,262 So first she has me put in the back row. 274 00:13:22,512 --> 00:13:23,929 Then I'm out of the number altogether. 275 00:13:25,224 --> 00:13:27,476 Dev here. Yeah, it went great. 276 00:13:27,726 --> 00:13:30,060 A corrections officer got arrested for a DWI in the Bronx. 277 00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:32,381 The police desk never even called. 278 00:13:32,631 --> 00:13:34,683 Great, thanks. 279 00:13:34,933 --> 00:13:36,984 Sorry... Ivy has that kind of power? 280 00:13:37,234 --> 00:13:38,020 She's the star, plus she's sleeping 281 00:13:38,270 --> 00:13:39,487 with the director. 282 00:13:39,737 --> 00:13:40,822 That apparently comes with all sorts of perks. 283 00:13:41,072 --> 00:13:41,990 She's sleeping with the director, wow. 284 00:13:42,240 --> 00:13:43,615 You buried the lead. 285 00:13:43,865 --> 00:13:45,127 It's just depressing that she's allowed 286 00:13:45,377 --> 00:13:46,628 to do whatever she wants to me. 287 00:13:46,878 --> 00:13:48,245 Maybe you should just keep your head down. 288 00:13:48,495 --> 00:13:49,631 I'm an actress. 289 00:13:49,881 --> 00:13:50,965 I'm not supposed to keep my head down, 290 00:13:51,215 --> 00:13:52,291 I'm supposed to play to the balcony. 291 00:13:53,617 --> 00:13:55,461 Sorry. Dev here. 292 00:13:55,711 --> 00:13:57,254 No, no, no, no, Andrew. 293 00:13:57,504 --> 00:13:58,873 I've been on call now for six days. 294 00:13:59,123 --> 00:14:00,340 - I need a night's sleep. - I'm going to the gym. 295 00:14:00,590 --> 00:14:01,967 - Hang on. - I'm okay, I'm okay. 296 00:14:02,217 --> 00:14:03,469 Just... just breathe. 297 00:14:03,719 --> 00:14:06,647 I can't. Ivy might hear me. 298 00:14:06,897 --> 00:14:07,973 Love you. 299 00:14:08,597 --> 00:14:09,975 No, not you, Andrew. 300 00:14:12,402 --> 00:14:14,353 I thought it was nice that he invited you. 301 00:14:14,603 --> 00:14:16,189 He invited me because you told him to. 302 00:14:16,439 --> 00:14:17,757 Tom. 303 00:14:18,007 --> 00:14:19,826 You love that kid. 304 00:14:20,076 --> 00:14:21,194 I've heard you say so many times 305 00:14:21,444 --> 00:14:23,822 how proud you are of Lyle. 306 00:14:24,072 --> 00:14:25,564 How impressive he was as a little boy. 307 00:14:25,814 --> 00:14:27,332 How long has it been since you've seen him? 308 00:14:27,582 --> 00:14:29,668 - Six years. - Go to the party! 309 00:14:29,918 --> 00:14:30,746 Tom! 310 00:14:30,996 --> 00:14:33,338 - I can't. - Why? 311 00:14:33,588 --> 00:14:36,608 - I have a date. - You have a date? 312 00:14:36,858 --> 00:14:38,010 Yes, I have a date. Saturday night I have a date. 313 00:14:38,260 --> 00:14:39,744 - You do not. - I do. 314 00:14:39,994 --> 00:14:41,879 With whom? 315 00:14:42,129 --> 00:14:44,297 Someone my mother knows. 316 00:14:44,843 --> 00:14:48,753 He's taking me to a steak house. 317 00:14:49,003 --> 00:14:50,808 Your mother... 318 00:14:51,205 --> 00:14:52,256 Set you up? 319 00:14:52,506 --> 00:14:55,425 On a date? 320 00:14:55,675 --> 00:14:57,009 No, that sounds like fun. 321 00:14:57,397 --> 00:14:59,262 That sounds like a really good idea. 322 00:14:59,512 --> 00:15:01,031 You should do that. 323 00:15:01,281 --> 00:15:03,066 You should do that instead of going 324 00:15:03,316 --> 00:15:05,989 to a really cool party honoring the kid 325 00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:07,604 you discovered. 326 00:15:07,854 --> 00:15:10,973 Who you've always liked, who is now a big TV star. 327 00:15:11,223 --> 00:15:12,287 No, seriously. A steak house? 328 00:15:12,537 --> 00:15:14,325 That sounds like much more fun. 329 00:15:18,730 --> 00:15:21,732 Tom? 330 00:15:26,872 --> 00:15:28,589 According to your records, it was purchased from a dealer 331 00:15:28,839 --> 00:15:33,100 in Paris in 1985, Francois Melinot. 332 00:15:33,350 --> 00:15:34,395 That's right. 333 00:15:34,645 --> 00:15:36,103 I just spoke to monsieur Melinot. 334 00:15:36,353 --> 00:15:38,439 The provenance seems to be accurately recorded. 335 00:15:38,689 --> 00:15:40,568 And the sketch is charming. 336 00:15:40,818 --> 00:15:42,936 Any number of my clients would love this. 337 00:15:43,186 --> 00:15:45,139 Degas did many sketches of the little dancers, 338 00:15:45,389 --> 00:15:49,442 but this one has extraordinary grace notes. 339 00:15:49,692 --> 00:15:51,201 - How much? - Heh. 340 00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:54,079 Auctions are notoriously unreliable, 341 00:15:54,329 --> 00:15:58,618 but an authentic Degas sketch of this quality, 350. 342 00:15:58,868 --> 00:16:01,954 400. 343 00:16:02,204 --> 00:16:05,006 What if I just wanted to sell it? 344 00:16:06,675 --> 00:16:08,135 Before we talk details, I'm a little concerned 345 00:16:08,385 --> 00:16:09,929 about the bill of sale. 346 00:16:10,179 --> 00:16:11,664 It was a gift from my husband. 347 00:16:11,914 --> 00:16:13,223 A wedding gift in fact. 348 00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:15,768 But the bill of sale is in his name, you see. 349 00:16:16,018 --> 00:16:19,137 Unless you have a letter of transfer? 350 00:16:19,387 --> 00:16:22,066 He didn't want it. He doesn't even like it. 351 00:16:22,316 --> 00:16:25,811 Nevertheless, he owns it. 352 00:16:26,061 --> 00:16:29,073 Perhaps you could have him call me 353 00:16:29,323 --> 00:16:31,700 and I could explain the legalities. 354 00:16:40,640 --> 00:16:43,828 'cause history is made at night 355 00:16:44,078 --> 00:16:47,633 so close the books, turn off the light 356 00:16:47,883 --> 00:16:50,499 and listen 357 00:16:50,749 --> 00:16:54,056 let my heart be the teacher 358 00:16:54,306 --> 00:16:56,058 Okay, hold on. 359 00:16:56,622 --> 00:16:58,060 Hold on. 360 00:16:58,310 --> 00:16:59,709 Just give us a second. 361 00:16:59,959 --> 00:17:02,481 Your boys are hogging all the melody. 362 00:17:02,731 --> 00:17:04,095 - Hey. - Hi. 363 00:17:05,830 --> 00:17:07,498 Heh. 364 00:17:08,028 --> 00:17:11,753 You know, um, I should really get going. 365 00:17:12,003 --> 00:17:13,055 I still have a lot of work to do. 366 00:17:13,305 --> 00:17:16,992 Stay. I like an audience. 367 00:17:17,242 --> 00:17:19,832 Yeah, well an audience likes a coherent book. 368 00:17:20,082 --> 00:17:22,835 So... 369 00:17:23,085 --> 00:17:25,233 You sound great. 370 00:17:25,483 --> 00:17:26,505 Okay. 371 00:17:26,755 --> 00:17:28,136 Let's take it again. 372 00:17:34,492 --> 00:17:37,744 'cause history is made at night 373 00:17:37,994 --> 00:17:40,914 so close the books, turn off the light 374 00:17:41,164 --> 00:17:44,351 and listen 375 00:17:44,601 --> 00:17:48,221 let my heart be the teacher 376 00:17:48,471 --> 00:17:50,988 no one here to disapprove 377 00:17:51,238 --> 00:17:53,693 as we review the lessons 378 00:17:53,943 --> 00:17:56,201 you've been missing 379 00:17:56,451 --> 00:17:57,296 Okay, guys. 380 00:17:57,546 --> 00:17:59,496 Give a girl a chance. 381 00:17:59,746 --> 00:18:01,373 Yeah, she's right. 382 00:18:01,623 --> 00:18:04,036 There's too much sound in the mix, Tom. 383 00:18:04,286 --> 00:18:05,252 It's eight voices. 384 00:18:05,502 --> 00:18:07,072 They sound fantastic. 385 00:18:07,322 --> 00:18:10,507 It's just... at least while I'm learning it. 386 00:18:10,757 --> 00:18:13,343 Sure, sure. Karen, why don't you sit this one out? 387 00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:15,596 - I can tone it down. - It's just for now. 388 00:18:15,846 --> 00:18:17,598 We just need to hear the number without you. 389 00:18:21,143 --> 00:18:22,095 Excuse me. 390 00:18:26,073 --> 00:18:28,117 Let's take it again. 391 00:18:48,995 --> 00:18:51,648 How's it going in there? 392 00:18:51,898 --> 00:18:54,451 How do you think it's going? 393 00:18:54,701 --> 00:18:55,594 It's horrible. 394 00:18:55,844 --> 00:18:57,586 It's... 395 00:18:57,836 --> 00:18:58,854 It's horrible. 396 00:18:59,104 --> 00:19:00,766 And you guys are just horrible too. 397 00:19:01,016 --> 00:19:03,602 Don't say "whoa," it's true. 398 00:19:03,852 --> 00:19:05,527 She's trying to get me fired and you guys are, like, 399 00:19:05,777 --> 00:19:07,189 "she's a hick, she's from Iowa." 400 00:19:07,439 --> 00:19:08,846 I am just as good as any of you guys. 401 00:19:09,399 --> 00:19:12,194 - Shh! They can hear. - It's true. 402 00:19:12,444 --> 00:19:15,003 I am the same as you. 403 00:19:15,253 --> 00:19:16,407 You were all beginners too. 404 00:19:16,657 --> 00:19:19,284 And I'm good. 405 00:19:19,534 --> 00:19:20,208 I could've done that. 406 00:19:20,458 --> 00:19:23,914 I could've slept with him. 407 00:19:24,164 --> 00:19:27,167 I could've, he... 408 00:19:27,632 --> 00:19:28,816 And I didn't. 409 00:19:29,066 --> 00:19:31,318 And I wouldn't. 410 00:19:31,568 --> 00:19:34,388 And that doesn't make me stupid or lame 411 00:19:34,638 --> 00:19:37,636 or untalented. 412 00:19:37,886 --> 00:19:40,264 And she shouldn't be trying to get me fired. 413 00:19:40,644 --> 00:19:42,891 And you should be trying to help me. 414 00:19:54,611 --> 00:19:55,542 What are we doing? 415 00:19:55,792 --> 00:19:57,159 Jessica had a mother Theresa, 416 00:19:57,656 --> 00:19:59,379 come-to-Jesus moment. 417 00:19:59,629 --> 00:20:02,035 - We're helping. - $250? 418 00:20:02,285 --> 00:20:05,350 Flesh tone tights with fishnet stockings on top 419 00:20:05,600 --> 00:20:06,665 to get some texture. 420 00:20:06,915 --> 00:20:08,834 You wear that under some loose pants, 421 00:20:09,084 --> 00:20:10,461 some high-top sneakers, and a sweater 422 00:20:10,711 --> 00:20:12,463 - cut off at the neckline. - Okay. 423 00:20:12,713 --> 00:20:13,893 You come into rehearsal with your hair down, 424 00:20:14,143 --> 00:20:15,594 go into the bathroom, take off your sweats 425 00:20:15,844 --> 00:20:17,428 and your sweater, put your hair up in a pony tail 426 00:20:17,678 --> 00:20:18,719 and come back in. 427 00:20:18,969 --> 00:20:20,565 So it's like high school, 428 00:20:20,815 --> 00:20:22,066 you try and look like everyone else. 429 00:20:22,316 --> 00:20:23,668 Exactly. 430 00:20:23,918 --> 00:20:25,309 - Where do you take class? - What kind of class? 431 00:20:25,559 --> 00:20:26,871 Dance class. 432 00:20:27,121 --> 00:20:28,907 We'll get you into ours, it's good. 433 00:20:29,157 --> 00:20:31,231 But maybe tonight we should do an intervention. 434 00:20:31,481 --> 00:20:34,651 Could we? 435 00:20:34,901 --> 00:20:36,513 Divorce is not the most fun thing 436 00:20:36,763 --> 00:20:39,115 that's ever happened to me in my life. 437 00:20:39,365 --> 00:20:40,949 I'm trying to sell this sketch. 438 00:20:41,199 --> 00:20:43,119 Yes. 439 00:20:43,369 --> 00:20:44,454 Jerry's name is on the bill of sale. 440 00:20:44,704 --> 00:20:46,246 It's a problem. 441 00:20:46,496 --> 00:20:51,394 - Yes. - I hate Jerry. 442 00:20:51,644 --> 00:20:53,337 I used to love him. 443 00:20:53,587 --> 00:20:55,965 That sketch looks to me like our happiness 444 00:20:56,215 --> 00:21:00,970 and I... I don't know why it still looks that way. 445 00:21:01,220 --> 00:21:03,706 Let's get you outta here. 446 00:21:03,956 --> 00:21:05,474 Lyle west is in town, do you know him? 447 00:21:05,724 --> 00:21:08,544 We did Oliver together when he was 11 years old. 448 00:21:08,794 --> 00:21:11,230 Well, Derek is throwing him a birthday party. 449 00:21:11,480 --> 00:21:13,607 I don't think I'm up to it. 450 00:21:13,857 --> 00:21:15,817 Just come for a little while. 451 00:21:16,067 --> 00:21:16,822 Let me just call 452 00:21:17,072 --> 00:21:19,947 and make sure that Jerry's not gonna be there. 453 00:21:20,197 --> 00:21:22,757 Lyle was such a sweet little boy. 454 00:21:23,007 --> 00:21:24,660 "Please, sir, I want some more." 455 00:21:26,577 --> 00:21:28,796 Yeah, well that sweet boy is now a mega-zillionaire. 456 00:21:29,046 --> 00:21:30,249 Yeah, don't you know? 457 00:21:30,499 --> 00:21:32,066 His last show was sold into syndication 458 00:21:32,316 --> 00:21:34,602 for $80 million. 459 00:21:34,852 --> 00:21:36,046 80 million? 460 00:21:36,296 --> 00:21:38,298 It was just in the trades, just last week. 461 00:21:38,548 --> 00:21:41,157 Derek... oh, good. I'm glad I caught you. 462 00:21:41,677 --> 00:21:44,159 80 million... 463 00:21:45,502 --> 00:21:46,932 She's too big. 464 00:21:47,182 --> 00:21:48,835 I didn't work my ass off for ten years 465 00:21:49,085 --> 00:21:50,690 just to be upstaged by somebody who doesn't even know... 466 00:21:50,940 --> 00:21:51,642 I know, I get it. 467 00:21:51,892 --> 00:21:53,480 I'm just... I'm saying you didn't have to pull a diva on her. 468 00:21:54,329 --> 00:21:56,114 I didn't even pull half a diva. 469 00:21:56,364 --> 00:21:57,650 And trust me, they never would have cut her 470 00:21:57,900 --> 00:21:59,445 just to make me feel better. 471 00:21:59,695 --> 00:22:02,072 Ivy, baby, it's not like I know this chick. 472 00:22:02,322 --> 00:22:03,576 I'm not all worried about her feelings, 473 00:22:03,826 --> 00:22:07,911 - it's just... oh, no, look at this. - What? 474 00:22:08,161 --> 00:22:10,235 My Mets, they have, like, no pitching this season. 475 00:22:10,485 --> 00:22:13,037 - None. - Well, I'm not apologizing. 476 00:22:13,287 --> 00:22:15,539 Woman, for the last time I'm not asking you 477 00:22:15,789 --> 00:22:18,130 to apologize, I'm... oh, my God. 478 00:22:18,380 --> 00:22:19,677 Sam, the Mets are gonna be fine. 479 00:22:19,927 --> 00:22:21,146 Not "oh, my God, the poor Mets." 480 00:22:21,396 --> 00:22:22,747 My God, you look amazing. 481 00:22:22,997 --> 00:22:24,047 - I do? - You do. 482 00:22:24,297 --> 00:22:25,515 - Really? - Really. 483 00:22:25,765 --> 00:22:28,501 It's a Zac Posen. 484 00:22:29,141 --> 00:22:30,220 I think it's only been worn once. 485 00:22:30,470 --> 00:22:32,478 And the zipper still works and everything. 486 00:22:32,939 --> 00:22:34,563 Me 487 00:22:38,845 --> 00:22:39,829 Hey, love, you're home late. 488 00:22:40,079 --> 00:22:42,564 - Hi. - Hi. 489 00:22:42,814 --> 00:22:43,781 - Hello. - Hi. 490 00:22:44,083 --> 00:22:46,869 - Hi. - Hi, Bobby. 491 00:22:47,119 --> 00:22:49,238 Dev, nice to meet you. 492 00:22:49,488 --> 00:22:51,456 What the...? 493 00:22:54,093 --> 00:22:55,042 Okay. 494 00:22:55,292 --> 00:22:57,127 Karen? 495 00:22:57,429 --> 00:22:58,446 Sorry about this. 496 00:22:58,696 --> 00:23:00,547 Everyone, this is my boyfriend Dev. 497 00:23:00,797 --> 00:23:03,218 Well done, Iowa. 498 00:23:03,468 --> 00:23:04,968 You're all here because... 499 00:23:05,218 --> 00:23:07,137 We're doing an intervention. 500 00:23:07,387 --> 00:23:09,506 Things haven't improved, I gather. 501 00:23:09,973 --> 00:23:12,459 I'm not gonna lie, it's a disaster. 502 00:23:12,709 --> 00:23:14,561 This is cute. 503 00:23:16,680 --> 00:23:19,133 I'm not surprised, not everything lasts 504 00:23:19,383 --> 00:23:21,468 I've broken my heart so many times 505 00:23:21,718 --> 00:23:23,028 I've stopped keeping track 506 00:23:23,278 --> 00:23:26,657 I talk myself in, I talk myself out 507 00:23:26,907 --> 00:23:30,160 I get all worked up and then I let myself down 508 00:23:30,410 --> 00:23:34,714 I tried so very hard not to lose it 509 00:23:34,964 --> 00:23:38,451 I came up with a million excuses 510 00:23:38,701 --> 00:23:44,323 I thought I thought of every possibility 511 00:23:44,573 --> 00:23:48,126 but somehow I know that it'll all turn out 512 00:23:48,376 --> 00:23:52,266 and you'll make me work so we can work to work it out 513 00:23:52,516 --> 00:23:55,934 and I promise you, kid, that I'll give so much more 514 00:23:56,184 --> 00:23:58,731 than I get 515 00:23:58,981 --> 00:24:01,650 I just haven't met you yet 516 00:24:01,900 --> 00:24:06,010 they say all's fair 517 00:24:06,260 --> 00:24:09,032 in love and war 518 00:24:09,282 --> 00:24:12,132 but I won't need to fight it 519 00:24:13,036 --> 00:24:13,985 we'll get it right 520 00:24:14,235 --> 00:24:17,120 and we'll be united 521 00:24:17,370 --> 00:24:20,794 oh, you know that it'll all tn n out 522 00:24:21,044 --> 00:24:24,965 and you'll make me work so we can work to work it out 523 00:24:25,215 --> 00:24:28,932 hey, and I promise you, kid, that I'll give so much more 524 00:24:29,182 --> 00:24:31,634 than I get 525 00:24:31,884 --> 00:24:35,504 I just haven't met you yet 526 00:24:35,754 --> 00:24:39,229 Thank you. 527 00:24:51,803 --> 00:24:55,156 - You look stunning. - Your place is beautiful. 528 00:24:55,406 --> 00:24:59,227 Thanks. 529 00:24:59,477 --> 00:25:01,863 Lyle, this is Ivy. 530 00:25:02,113 --> 00:25:03,462 She's playing my Marilyn. 531 00:25:03,712 --> 00:25:06,878 I can immediately see why they cast you as Marilyn. 532 00:25:07,317 --> 00:25:08,801 That dress is amazing. 533 00:25:09,051 --> 00:25:11,178 Lyle. 534 00:25:11,428 --> 00:25:13,555 This is very precocious behavior for a 15-year-old. 535 00:25:13,805 --> 00:25:16,475 I'm 12, you jerk. 536 00:25:17,227 --> 00:25:19,478 And precocious would be showing her the bedrooms. 537 00:25:19,728 --> 00:25:21,313 Would you like to see the bedrooms? 538 00:25:21,563 --> 00:25:24,150 You're adorable. 539 00:25:24,400 --> 00:25:25,734 She thinks I'm kidding.... 540 00:25:26,335 --> 00:25:28,028 I so wish you didn't think that. 541 00:25:28,278 --> 00:25:30,322 You played beautifully. 542 00:25:30,572 --> 00:25:32,525 I finished my mba at wharton, 543 00:25:32,775 --> 00:25:34,260 even though I knew that ultimately the law 544 00:25:34,510 --> 00:25:37,413 was going to be more compelling to me. 545 00:25:37,913 --> 00:25:39,331 Why? 546 00:25:39,581 --> 00:25:43,234 How did you know? 547 00:25:43,484 --> 00:25:46,004 "Applied principles of macro-dynamics 548 00:25:46,254 --> 00:25:48,574 in developing economies." 549 00:25:48,824 --> 00:25:50,384 I was as bored as you look right now. 550 00:25:50,634 --> 00:25:52,410 No. 551 00:25:52,660 --> 00:25:55,012 Don't be polite, it's not necessary. 552 00:25:55,262 --> 00:25:57,247 I'm boring myself, frankly. 553 00:25:57,497 --> 00:25:59,143 I'm a little nervous. 554 00:25:59,393 --> 00:26:01,185 You don't look nervous. 555 00:26:01,435 --> 00:26:03,621 Seriously, I had no intention of going out on a date 556 00:26:03,871 --> 00:26:05,274 that my mother set up for me 557 00:26:05,524 --> 00:26:10,446 but then I checked you out online and I thought... wow. 558 00:26:10,696 --> 00:26:13,645 Yay, mom. 559 00:26:17,450 --> 00:26:19,035 Hi, we're friends of Derek's. 560 00:26:19,285 --> 00:26:20,937 I know who you are, Mrs. Rand. 561 00:26:21,187 --> 00:26:23,106 I have something here, I'd like to put it somewhere safe. 562 00:26:23,356 --> 00:26:24,789 Sure, right this way. 563 00:26:25,210 --> 00:26:26,809 I'll see you inside. 564 00:26:27,059 --> 00:26:29,945 You know, Mrs. Rand, I'm an actress and a dancer. 565 00:26:30,195 --> 00:26:34,303 Not now, sweetheart. 566 00:26:34,553 --> 00:26:35,721 Ellis? 567 00:26:35,971 --> 00:26:37,786 Julia, hi! 568 00:26:38,036 --> 00:26:39,287 This is my friend Cynthia. 569 00:26:39,537 --> 00:26:40,726 Cyn. People call me "Cyn." 570 00:26:42,206 --> 00:26:43,725 Julia is Tom's writing partner. 571 00:26:43,975 --> 00:26:46,190 Of course. I know who you are. 572 00:26:46,440 --> 00:26:47,896 Well, he talks about you guys all the time. 573 00:26:48,146 --> 00:26:49,498 He's, like, obsessed. 574 00:26:49,748 --> 00:26:50,944 Not obsessed. 575 00:26:51,194 --> 00:26:53,049 Interested. 576 00:26:53,655 --> 00:26:55,170 I'm surprised to see you here, Ellis. 577 00:26:55,420 --> 00:26:56,325 Is Tom here? 578 00:26:56,575 --> 00:26:57,964 I haven't seen him. 579 00:26:58,466 --> 00:26:59,119 Excuse me. 580 00:27:06,863 --> 00:27:07,753 Lyle? 581 00:27:08,064 --> 00:27:09,922 - Eileen. - Hi. 582 00:27:11,335 --> 00:27:12,119 Are you hiding here all alone on the stairs? 583 00:27:12,369 --> 00:27:13,920 I am. 584 00:27:14,170 --> 00:27:15,488 It's so great that Derek did this for me but sometimes 585 00:27:15,738 --> 00:27:17,971 parties like this, I feel like I have to be "on." 586 00:27:18,221 --> 00:27:19,459 Well, you're a big star now. 587 00:27:19,709 --> 00:27:20,432 You'd think you'd get used to it. 588 00:27:20,682 --> 00:27:22,177 You'd be wrong. 589 00:27:22,684 --> 00:27:25,098 I was really hoping to just see my friends. 590 00:27:25,348 --> 00:27:26,799 Well, I think you'll find you have a lot of those 591 00:27:27,049 --> 00:27:29,602 now that your show's gone into syndication. 592 00:27:29,852 --> 00:27:31,437 You got that right. 593 00:27:31,687 --> 00:27:32,861 I was reading the trades and I thought, 594 00:27:33,111 --> 00:27:36,140 "mm, my goodness, what is Lyle gonna do 595 00:27:36,390 --> 00:27:37,324 with all that cash?" 596 00:27:37,574 --> 00:27:39,044 Well, I'm all over the map. 597 00:27:39,294 --> 00:27:40,812 My business manager has me in Sri Lanka's 598 00:27:41,062 --> 00:27:43,872 Colombo stock exchange, the classic car market. 599 00:27:44,122 --> 00:27:46,417 Drinks! 600 00:27:46,667 --> 00:27:48,186 Now what exactly is the problem? 601 00:27:48,436 --> 00:27:49,988 I think she's a wonderful dancer. 602 00:27:50,238 --> 00:27:51,422 Her dancing isn't the problem, it's actually fierce. 603 00:27:51,672 --> 00:27:53,156 It's not, like, all trained and perfect. 604 00:27:53,406 --> 00:27:54,633 - But it's watchable. - Watchable? 605 00:27:54,883 --> 00:27:56,427 I'm watching her and I usually 606 00:27:56,677 --> 00:27:58,137 like to watch myself in the mirror. 607 00:27:58,387 --> 00:27:59,930 That's true. 608 00:28:00,180 --> 00:28:02,975 - Ivy's the problem. - Ivy's fine. 609 00:28:03,225 --> 00:28:05,018 The problem is you, miss artichoke heart. 610 00:28:05,268 --> 00:28:07,137 Golden sprout champion, and it was a great day for me 611 00:28:07,387 --> 00:28:09,038 so don't make fun of it. 612 00:28:09,288 --> 00:28:10,755 Yeah, but you didn't sign up to be champion this time. 613 00:28:11,108 --> 00:28:11,908 That's Ivy's job. 614 00:28:12,158 --> 00:28:13,527 You signed up to be her backup singer. 615 00:28:13,777 --> 00:28:15,028 - I'm trying. - My God. 616 00:28:15,278 --> 00:28:17,179 You are so not trying. 617 00:28:17,429 --> 00:28:18,574 Ladies... 618 00:28:18,824 --> 00:28:20,075 Should we show her how it's done? 619 00:28:20,325 --> 00:28:22,536 Move this table. Please, help me. 620 00:28:22,935 --> 00:28:25,336 - I'm getting a show? - You're getting a lesson. 621 00:28:26,873 --> 00:28:27,923 - This way? - Yup. 622 00:28:28,173 --> 00:28:29,585 We told you that we're in the same dance class. 623 00:28:29,835 --> 00:28:31,086 Now watch and learn. 624 00:28:31,336 --> 00:28:32,463 What are we doing? 625 00:28:32,713 --> 00:28:34,830 - Rumour has it. - Perfect. 626 00:28:35,080 --> 00:28:36,280 Lucky you. 627 00:28:38,016 --> 00:28:39,816 Don't lose focus, eyes out. 628 00:28:40,918 --> 00:28:42,536 Nobody's bigger than anybody. 629 00:28:42,786 --> 00:28:44,538 Nobody's out of line. 630 00:28:44,788 --> 00:28:45,922 Everybody's in it. 631 00:28:48,259 --> 00:28:50,093 Five, six, seven, eight. 632 00:28:56,361 --> 00:28:58,113 Stop. 633 00:29:16,423 --> 00:29:18,258 I'm surprised no one's mentioned art to you. 634 00:29:18,508 --> 00:29:22,221 It's the one investment that never loses its value. 635 00:29:22,471 --> 00:29:24,348 Art and gold bullion. 636 00:29:25,528 --> 00:29:27,101 You know why? 637 00:29:27,351 --> 00:29:31,271 - The Chinese. - The Chinese like Degas? 638 00:29:31,521 --> 00:29:34,233 No, the Chinese like a good investment. 639 00:29:34,483 --> 00:29:37,152 Currencies are failing, the stock market is a mess. 640 00:29:37,402 --> 00:29:39,324 Art and gold bullion. 641 00:29:39,574 --> 00:29:42,594 Those are your choices. 642 00:29:42,844 --> 00:29:44,118 How much do you need? 643 00:29:44,368 --> 00:29:47,162 - 200,000. - 200,000... that's all? 644 00:29:47,412 --> 00:29:49,333 Well, for those of us who aren't in syndication, 645 00:29:49,583 --> 00:29:51,193 that's rather a lot. 646 00:29:54,888 --> 00:29:56,073 I tell you what. 647 00:29:56,323 --> 00:29:58,215 I'll give you 175 for the drawing. 648 00:29:58,465 --> 00:29:59,838 Keep it as collateral and you give me points. 649 00:30:00,088 --> 00:30:00,976 Why would I give you the sketch 650 00:30:01,226 --> 00:30:02,511 if I'm giving you points? 651 00:30:02,761 --> 00:30:04,680 If Marilyn flops I still come out even. 652 00:30:04,930 --> 00:30:07,617 And if it's a success, then you get your sketch back. 653 00:30:07,867 --> 00:30:09,727 Which you wouldn't if you just sold it to me. 654 00:30:09,977 --> 00:30:12,288 Little Lyle, all grown up. 655 00:30:12,538 --> 00:30:14,398 - One point. - Three. 656 00:30:14,648 --> 00:30:18,793 1 1/2, and I get the money this week. 657 00:30:19,043 --> 00:30:20,762 How do I know if the show's any good? 658 00:30:21,012 --> 00:30:22,531 I mean, it's all in the execution. 659 00:30:22,781 --> 00:30:25,200 That's a fair question. 660 00:30:25,450 --> 00:30:28,503 Scotch?... 661 00:30:28,753 --> 00:30:30,372 - Find Tom. - There you are. 662 00:30:30,622 --> 00:30:31,607 Yeah, and do me a favor. 663 00:30:31,857 --> 00:30:33,490 Get our DiMaggio on the phone too. 664 00:30:35,225 --> 00:30:36,879 You want me to call Michael? 665 00:30:37,129 --> 00:30:38,512 Why? 666 00:30:38,762 --> 00:30:40,615 He... he's probably at home with his family. 667 00:30:40,865 --> 00:30:43,117 I don't want to... 668 00:30:43,367 --> 00:30:45,386 Hold this.... 669 00:30:45,636 --> 00:30:48,037 Damn. 670 00:30:51,741 --> 00:30:55,314 And one, two, three, four. And five, six, seven, eight. 671 00:30:55,564 --> 00:30:56,730 And one, two... okay. 672 00:30:56,980 --> 00:30:58,665 Too much. Let me do it next to you. 673 00:30:58,915 --> 00:31:00,166 Five, six, seven, eight. 674 00:31:00,416 --> 00:31:03,405 - And one, two... - No, no, stop pulling focus. 675 00:31:03,655 --> 00:31:06,338 From the arms... seven, eight. One, two... 676 00:31:06,588 --> 00:31:07,506 You guys are worse than the New York press. 677 00:31:07,756 --> 00:31:09,578 One, two, three, four. 678 00:31:09,828 --> 00:31:11,538 And one, two, three, four. 679 00:31:19,067 --> 00:31:20,085 This better be good. 680 00:31:20,335 --> 00:31:21,590 I don't actually know what it is. 681 00:31:22,419 --> 00:31:22,987 - Hi - hi. 682 00:31:23,237 --> 00:31:24,489 - John. - What's going on? 683 00:31:24,739 --> 00:31:26,595 - I... I don't know. - God, look at you. 684 00:31:26,845 --> 00:31:27,888 You need me? 685 00:31:29,765 --> 00:31:31,996 The reinforcements have arrived. 686 00:31:32,246 --> 00:31:36,249 I knew they would. It's showtime. 687 00:31:38,023 --> 00:31:39,651 Today... is my birthday. 688 00:31:40,379 --> 00:31:43,008 I'm so glad you're all here with me. 689 00:31:43,258 --> 00:31:45,226 Thank you. 690 00:31:46,227 --> 00:31:49,362 Derek Wills and Tom Levitt cast me my first musical 691 00:31:49,743 --> 00:31:51,912 off-Broadway when I was just eight years old. 692 00:31:52,162 --> 00:31:54,652 So they were best friends as well as being the best friends 693 00:31:54,902 --> 00:31:56,654 an eight-year-old wannabe musical theater star 694 00:31:56,904 --> 00:31:58,085 could hope for. 695 00:31:58,397 --> 00:32:02,256 And so I asked them, as a gift, to play me a song 696 00:32:02,506 --> 00:32:04,925 from their new musical Marilyn, and they said yes! 697 00:32:14,476 --> 00:32:16,979 Well, we've, uh, just started learning 698 00:32:17,229 --> 00:32:19,690 the big USO number where Marilyn sings to the troops. 699 00:32:20,002 --> 00:32:21,984 That sound like something you might wanna hear? 700 00:32:22,296 --> 00:32:25,237 Yeah! 701 00:32:27,692 --> 00:32:29,544 It's in G, very easy changes. 702 00:32:29,794 --> 00:32:32,161 Just... read my mind. 703 00:32:32,411 --> 00:32:34,648 Ladies and gentlemen. 704 00:32:34,898 --> 00:32:37,116 Marilyn herself. 705 00:32:37,366 --> 00:32:38,633 Ivy Lynn. 706 00:32:42,371 --> 00:32:46,208 When you are born with sex appeal 707 00:32:46,591 --> 00:32:49,656 in the forest called Hollywood 708 00:32:50,212 --> 00:32:53,799 you'll find more wolves at your back door 709 00:32:54,049 --> 00:32:57,686 than that little red riding hood 710 00:32:57,998 --> 00:33:01,674 now she and her little old grandma 711 00:33:01,924 --> 00:33:05,819 could have learned from the men I've dated 712 00:33:06,132 --> 00:33:07,245 that a wolf 713 00:33:07,495 --> 00:33:09,581 can be quite 714 00:33:09,831 --> 00:33:13,667 a devotee 715 00:33:14,244 --> 00:33:18,810 once he's domesticated 716 00:33:34,355 --> 00:33:36,155 There's a lesson they should teach in school 717 00:33:36,577 --> 00:33:38,508 when a girl gets curvy and the boys all drool 718 00:33:38,758 --> 00:33:40,938 if math and science just ain't your style 719 00:33:41,250 --> 00:33:44,066 just give that teacher a wink 720 00:33:44,464 --> 00:33:46,516 for a passing grade you won't have to wait 721 00:33:46,766 --> 00:33:49,352 and you can thank him later when you graduate 722 00:33:49,602 --> 00:33:53,450 'cause I never met a wolf who didn't love to howl 723 00:33:55,240 --> 00:33:56,425 no, I never met a man 724 00:33:56,675 --> 00:33:58,442 who wasn't on the prowl 725 00:33:59,065 --> 00:34:00,195 shimmy, shimmy, aw, gimme, gimme 726 00:34:00,445 --> 00:34:02,431 if a nice diploma you want to get 727 00:34:02,681 --> 00:34:05,200 well then make that teacher the student's pet 728 00:34:05,450 --> 00:34:10,020 yeah, I never met a wolf who didn't love to howl 729 00:34:11,689 --> 00:34:13,274 you never know where a wolf might crouch 730 00:34:13,524 --> 00:34:16,011 but his natural habitat's the casting couch 731 00:34:16,261 --> 00:34:18,780 so take lots of pictures of the wildlife 732 00:34:19,030 --> 00:34:21,716 to tell the wolf you could share with his wife 733 00:34:21,966 --> 00:34:24,148 the hunter gets captured by the game 734 00:34:24,460 --> 00:34:26,608 then Leo the lion will be roaring your name! 735 00:34:26,921 --> 00:34:30,696 Yeah, I never met a wolf who didn't love to howl 736 00:34:33,573 --> 00:34:35,951 no, I never met a man who wasn't on the prowl 737 00:34:36,201 --> 00:34:37,464 shimmy, shimmy, aw, gimme, gimme 738 00:34:37,714 --> 00:34:40,122 if your face and figure are whistle-bait 739 00:34:40,617 --> 00:34:42,469 honey, you'll have the keys to the studio gate! 740 00:34:42,719 --> 00:34:47,055 Yeah, I never met a wolf who didn't love to howl 741 00:34:48,964 --> 00:34:50,642 the three little piggies sure had it wrong 742 00:34:50,892 --> 00:34:53,311 when the wolf came a-knockin' in that old song 743 00:34:53,561 --> 00:34:55,047 if he's huffin' and puffin' and saying' 744 00:34:55,297 --> 00:34:56,915 "Marilyn, I gotcha" 745 00:34:57,165 --> 00:34:58,917 I said, "come on in," and I put on Sinatra 746 00:34:59,167 --> 00:35:02,087 oh, Frankie! 747 00:35:02,337 --> 00:35:04,222 A wealthy wolf likes to buy his toys 748 00:35:04,472 --> 00:35:06,791 but he really is just one of the boys 749 00:35:07,041 --> 00:35:09,276 if you've got something for which he's craving 750 00:35:10,254 --> 00:35:12,321 it sure is good that he's been saving 751 00:35:12,633 --> 00:35:14,814 be a fan, give his cheek a peck 752 00:35:15,407 --> 00:35:17,668 but get his autograph on a cashier's check! 753 00:35:17,918 --> 00:35:21,205 Yeah, I never met a wolf who didn't love to howl 754 00:35:24,333 --> 00:35:26,109 no, I never met a man who wasn't on the prowl 755 00:35:26,359 --> 00:35:28,411 shimmy, shimmy, aw, gimme, gimme 756 00:35:28,661 --> 00:35:31,014 this wolf looks like he's ready to dine 757 00:35:31,264 --> 00:35:33,258 tell me where can I sign on the dotted line? 758 00:35:33,571 --> 00:35:39,014 Yeah, I never met a wolf who didn't love to howl! 759 00:35:39,264 --> 00:35:42,059 Oh, yeah! 760 00:35:56,688 --> 00:35:57,866 You are thrilling. 761 00:35:58,178 --> 00:35:59,274 Honestly. 762 00:35:59,524 --> 00:36:02,092 Thank you. 763 00:36:02,681 --> 00:36:05,082 Are you still interested in showing me those bedrooms? 764 00:36:08,099 --> 00:36:10,879 Wonderful. 765 00:36:25,366 --> 00:36:26,770 And this is the third bedroom. 766 00:36:27,020 --> 00:36:28,272 This is even nicer... 767 00:36:28,972 --> 00:36:30,441 Eileen, hi. 768 00:36:30,691 --> 00:36:32,693 I-I'm so sorry. 769 00:36:32,943 --> 00:36:35,320 There's no need to apologize. 770 00:36:35,944 --> 00:36:39,843 I was just looking at past happiness. 771 00:36:40,575 --> 00:36:43,501 But you're my happiness now. 772 00:36:43,751 --> 00:36:45,414 You were wonderful. 773 00:36:45,987 --> 00:36:48,125 Thank you. 774 00:36:48,523 --> 00:36:52,458 I'll be by your office on Monday, Eileen. 775 00:37:01,167 --> 00:37:03,186 That was so much fun. 776 00:37:03,436 --> 00:37:05,021 I gotta go. 777 00:37:05,271 --> 00:37:07,056 She rocked it, didn't she? 778 00:37:07,306 --> 00:37:09,025 Awesome. 779 00:37:09,275 --> 00:37:10,147 Good night. 780 00:37:23,388 --> 00:37:27,141 That was... 781 00:37:27,391 --> 00:37:30,244 Impressive. 782 00:37:30,494 --> 00:37:32,127 As impressive as the TV star? 783 00:37:32,564 --> 00:37:35,231 Is there a TV star here? 784 00:37:35,714 --> 00:37:38,234 I'm too dazzled by the piano player to notice. 785 00:37:44,374 --> 00:37:46,542 Yay, mom. 786 00:37:50,346 --> 00:37:51,332 Yeah, yeah, no... Apart from the, uh, explosion 787 00:37:51,582 --> 00:37:52,899 at the Sewage Center in Queens, 788 00:37:53,149 --> 00:37:54,735 it was an utterly, wonderfully uneventful weekend. 789 00:37:54,985 --> 00:37:56,403 Is he always on the phone? 790 00:37:56,653 --> 00:37:58,305 He was in charge of the press office all weekend. 791 00:37:58,555 --> 00:38:01,307 He's important and good-looking. 792 00:38:01,557 --> 00:38:05,845 - Stop. - I've gotta go. 793 00:38:06,095 --> 00:38:07,747 - I'll take care of these. - I like him. 794 00:38:07,997 --> 00:38:11,199 - Sweet. - Thank you. 795 00:38:11,625 --> 00:38:12,251 Hi. 796 00:38:12,501 --> 00:38:13,961 - Gosh, I hate shots. - Cheers. 797 00:38:14,211 --> 00:38:16,087 Bottoms up. 798 00:38:16,337 --> 00:38:18,423 Come on, Iowa, let's show 'em what the chorus looks like. 799 00:38:18,673 --> 00:38:20,359 - You ready? - Okay. 800 00:38:20,609 --> 00:38:21,809 - You ready for this? - We can do this. 801 00:38:22,344 --> 00:38:24,012 - I can do this. - Come on. 802 00:38:32,419 --> 00:38:34,815 Hang on. Where are you going? 803 00:38:35,065 --> 00:38:36,640 Don't bother. 804 00:38:36,890 --> 00:38:38,152 I saw you, Derek. 805 00:38:38,402 --> 00:38:40,988 - Saw me what? - That woman. 806 00:38:41,238 --> 00:38:45,616 I saw you. Everybody saw you. 807 00:38:45,866 --> 00:38:48,017 Saw me what, flirting? 808 00:38:48,267 --> 00:38:51,286 - Your hand was on her ass. - Ivy. 809 00:38:53,750 --> 00:38:57,460 Everyone at this party is a potential investor, okay? 810 00:38:57,710 --> 00:39:00,007 So, yeah, I am gonna flirt, and I'm gonna put my hand 811 00:39:00,257 --> 00:39:02,092 on the asses of pretty women 812 00:39:02,342 --> 00:39:04,666 if it makes them feel that our show 813 00:39:04,916 --> 00:39:06,502 is the one they want to throw millions of dollars at. 814 00:39:06,752 --> 00:39:07,931 It's meaningless. 815 00:39:08,286 --> 00:39:09,933 How come you didn't tell me you cast Karen? 816 00:39:10,183 --> 00:39:12,474 She didn't get the part. 817 00:39:12,724 --> 00:39:15,272 You did. 818 00:39:15,522 --> 00:39:18,546 They loved you tonight. 819 00:39:18,796 --> 00:39:21,278 This is who you are now. 820 00:39:21,528 --> 00:39:25,019 Get used to it. 821 00:39:25,269 --> 00:39:28,368 This show means everything to me. 822 00:39:28,618 --> 00:39:33,165 - I just want to feel safe. - Then go back to the chorus. 823 00:39:33,415 --> 00:39:35,709 There's nothing safe about being a star. 824 00:39:44,635 --> 00:39:47,596 You know, the bedrooms here really are incredible. 825 00:39:51,016 --> 00:39:55,938 Perhaps you should show them to me then. 826 00:39:58,300 --> 00:40:00,317 Five, six, seven, eight. 827 00:40:00,635 --> 00:40:03,388 She, she ain't real 828 00:40:03,638 --> 00:40:07,658 she ain't gonna be able to love you like I will 829 00:40:07,908 --> 00:40:12,329 she is a stranger 830 00:40:12,680 --> 00:40:15,624 you and I have history or don't you remember? 831 00:40:16,117 --> 00:40:19,745 Sure, she's got it all 832 00:40:20,154 --> 00:40:25,551 but, baby, is that really what you want? 833 00:40:26,301 --> 00:40:28,979 Bless your soul, you've got your head in the clouds 834 00:40:29,229 --> 00:40:31,047 she made a fool out of you 835 00:40:31,297 --> 00:40:32,983 and, boy, she's bringing you down 836 00:40:33,233 --> 00:40:35,561 she made your heart melt 837 00:40:35,869 --> 00:40:37,604 but she's cold to the core 838 00:40:37,904 --> 00:40:40,957 now rumour has it she ain't got your love anymore 839 00:40:41,207 --> 00:40:42,592 rumour has it, ooh 840 00:40:42,842 --> 00:40:46,697 rumour has it, ooh, rumour has it, ooh 841 00:40:46,947 --> 00:40:48,731 rumour has it, ooh 842 00:40:48,981 --> 00:40:51,785 rumour has it, ooh, rumour has it, ooh 843 00:40:52,151 --> 00:40:56,720 rumour has it, ooh, rumour has it, ooh 844 00:41:07,998 --> 00:41:12,222 All of these words 845 00:41:12,472 --> 00:41:15,642 whispered in my ear 846 00:41:15,892 --> 00:41:17,770 tell a story that 847 00:41:18,174 --> 00:41:21,940 I cannot bear to hear 848 00:41:22,190 --> 00:41:24,985 just 'cause I said it 849 00:41:25,235 --> 00:41:30,537 don't mean that I meant it 850 00:41:30,787 --> 00:41:36,246 people say crazy things 851 00:41:37,693 --> 00:41:41,813 just 'cause I said it 852 00:41:42,063 --> 00:41:45,881 don't mean that I meant it 853 00:41:46,302 --> 00:41:50,036 just 'cause you heard it 854 00:41:51,773 --> 00:41:53,491 hey! 855 00:41:53,741 --> 00:41:55,360 Rumour has it 856 00:41:55,610 --> 00:41:57,518 rumour has it, rumour has it 857 00:42:10,113 --> 00:42:13,242 Rumour has it 858 00:42:17,096 --> 00:42:18,831 come on now! 859 00:42:19,081 --> 00:42:20,874 Rumour has it 860 00:42:21,124 --> 00:42:23,961 he's the one I'm leaving you for 861 00:42:31,009 --> 00:42:34,463 That was great!