1 00:00:00,243 --> 00:00:01,437 Gossip Girl here-- 2 00:00:01,438 --> 00:00:02,769 your one and only source 3 00:00:02,770 --> 00:00:05,261 into the scandalous lives of Manhattan's elite. 4 00:00:05,262 --> 00:00:07,075 You shouldn't have sent that video in to "Gossip Girl." 5 00:00:07,076 --> 00:00:07,911 I didn't do it. 6 00:00:07,912 --> 00:00:09,695 If you didn't do it and I didn't, 7 00:00:09,696 --> 00:00:10,892 then who did? 8 00:00:10,893 --> 00:00:13,568 Of course I love you, Chuck. I've always loved you. 9 00:00:13,569 --> 00:00:14,718 Humphrey, you bastard. 10 00:00:14,719 --> 00:00:18,020 You and your family will quite literally pay the consequences. 11 00:00:18,021 --> 00:00:19,642 Or did you forget about the dowry? 12 00:00:19,643 --> 00:00:22,970 If she defaults on the marriage, the dowry can be reinstated. 13 00:00:22,971 --> 00:00:24,163 You do not have to go with them. 14 00:00:24,164 --> 00:00:26,624 It's just a year. It's not that long, right? 15 00:00:26,625 --> 00:00:29,804 This is Estee, A.K.A., my royal minder, 16 00:00:29,805 --> 00:00:31,893 but I've just been calling her "Creeper" for short. 17 00:00:31,894 --> 00:00:34,296 I do have feelings for Dan. I'm sorry. 18 00:00:34,297 --> 00:00:36,778 This isn't gonna be easy for me, 19 00:00:36,779 --> 00:00:38,300 but at least you're being honest. 20 00:00:38,301 --> 00:00:39,877 I don't want to get in the way of you and Dan. 21 00:00:39,878 --> 00:00:41,500 I think we need to get her to the hospital. 22 00:00:41,501 --> 00:00:42,588 Please stay with me. 23 00:00:42,589 --> 00:00:44,328 You're the only person I feel safe with. 24 00:00:44,329 --> 00:00:46,474 I won't leave you. I promise. 25 00:00:47,038 --> 00:00:48,156 Oh! Mother? 26 00:00:48,157 --> 00:00:49,299 Charlie, what are you doing here? 27 00:00:49,300 --> 00:00:51,305 She's been with Ms. Rhodes for months. 28 00:00:51,306 --> 00:00:52,985 She's been such a solace to her. 29 00:00:53,219 --> 00:00:54,047 Mom? 30 00:00:54,048 --> 00:00:56,668 Why did you introduce this girl as your daughter? 31 00:00:56,669 --> 00:00:58,244 Who is she? Ivy Dickens. 32 00:00:58,245 --> 00:01:00,210 Your mom hired me to be you. 33 00:01:00,211 --> 00:01:03,245 You hid an entire family from me for money? 34 00:01:03,246 --> 00:01:05,426 I don't really wanna be alone. Can I stay with you? 35 00:01:05,703 --> 00:01:07,001 There's nothing we can do. 36 00:01:07,002 --> 00:01:08,855 You need to go in and say your good-byes. 37 00:01:08,880 --> 00:01:19,080 Sync by YYeTs.net Corrected by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com 38 00:01:27,979 --> 00:01:31,679 They say we should carry our secrets to the grave. 39 00:01:31,680 --> 00:01:33,532 But on the Upper East Side, 40 00:01:33,533 --> 00:01:36,978 secrets are the one thing you can never bury. 41 00:01:37,391 --> 00:01:41,396 Even when we think we know everything about the ones we love, 44 00:01:46,925 --> 00:01:50,201 Mrs. Humphrey, in my business, there's rarely advance warning. 45 00:01:50,711 --> 00:01:53,480 Oh, of course. I just wanted to make sure 46 00:01:53,481 --> 00:01:55,935 all of mother's funeral arrangements were perfect. 47 00:01:55,936 --> 00:01:58,694 She was very particular, liked things a certain way. 48 00:01:58,955 --> 00:02:00,651 Um, would it be possible 49 00:02:00,652 --> 00:02:02,716 for us to work with our own florist? 50 00:02:02,717 --> 00:02:04,577 Oh. I'm... sorry. 51 00:02:04,578 --> 00:02:06,574 I thought you knew. 52 00:02:07,088 --> 00:02:10,694 Your mother provided very detailed instructions. 53 00:02:10,695 --> 00:02:13,614 In fact, if you return home right about now, 54 00:02:13,615 --> 00:02:16,982 I think you'll discover the wake is already underway. 55 00:02:19,393 --> 00:02:22,613 Well, I can hear my mother laughing from beyond the grave. 56 00:02:22,929 --> 00:02:25,065 I'm sure she just didn't want to bother you 57 00:02:25,066 --> 00:02:27,045 with making all the arrangements. 58 00:02:27,046 --> 00:02:29,588 Or she just didn't trust your taste level. 59 00:02:29,589 --> 00:02:30,550 Oh. 60 00:02:30,789 --> 00:02:32,771 I'm the other daughter, Carol. 61 00:02:32,772 --> 00:02:34,456 Crashing as usual. 62 00:02:34,457 --> 00:02:36,724 Well, since you're here, you might want to know 63 00:02:36,725 --> 00:02:39,760 that it seems mother took care of everything in advance. 64 00:02:39,761 --> 00:02:40,964 I'd tell you to invite your daughter-- 65 00:02:40,965 --> 00:02:43,320 the real one, not the fake one-- 66 00:02:43,596 --> 00:02:45,264 but she's not speaking to you. 67 00:02:45,635 --> 00:02:49,511 Well, if you'll excuse me, I apparently have a wake to host. 68 00:03:05,618 --> 00:03:07,409 Aren't you gonna be late for work? 69 00:03:07,987 --> 00:03:09,482 Or you pulling a "Vanilla Sky" 70 00:03:09,483 --> 00:03:11,343 and hiding your hideous disfigurement 71 00:03:11,344 --> 00:03:13,217 from your global publishing empire? 72 00:03:13,218 --> 00:03:16,302 What? I thought you found my lacrosse injury sexy. No? 73 00:03:16,679 --> 00:03:18,885 Besides, I figured we could spend the day together 74 00:03:18,886 --> 00:03:19,887 and catch up. 75 00:03:19,888 --> 00:03:21,822 Uh-oh. No. No. 76 00:03:21,823 --> 00:03:24,244 Don't give me that "Let's talk about our feelings" face. 77 00:03:24,245 --> 00:03:26,578 What? This is normal face. Okay? 78 00:03:26,579 --> 00:03:29,037 No, I'm worried about you. In the past 72 hours, 79 00:03:29,038 --> 00:03:32,143 you found out that you have this entire secret family. 80 00:03:32,144 --> 00:03:35,036 Yeah, and my mom hired an actress I know to play me. 81 00:03:35,037 --> 00:03:36,131 I'm aware. 82 00:03:36,132 --> 00:03:37,927 Then why haven't you said a word about it? 83 00:03:38,296 --> 00:03:39,970 I may not have known about the Van Der Woodsens 84 00:03:39,971 --> 00:03:42,544 for the last 19 years, but they sure knew about me. 85 00:03:42,545 --> 00:03:43,446 And they didn't care, 86 00:03:43,447 --> 00:03:45,464 so that pretty much tells me everything I need to know 87 00:03:45,465 --> 00:03:48,031 about your fancy friends from the Upper East Side. 88 00:03:50,460 --> 00:03:52,174 Now buy a girl some breakfast? 89 00:03:52,755 --> 00:03:54,893 All right. Two minutes. 90 00:03:55,116 --> 00:03:56,723 Get dressed. I'll make coffee. 91 00:03:59,851 --> 00:04:01,474 Hey. How you holding up? 92 00:04:01,977 --> 00:04:04,512 Well, the past few days have been tough on everyone. 93 00:04:04,513 --> 00:04:06,349 But I-I have a question. Are you with Lola? 94 00:04:06,350 --> 00:04:08,356 She hasn't been answering any of my calls or texts. 95 00:04:08,357 --> 00:04:10,932 Ahh. Yeah. She's... 96 00:04:10,933 --> 00:04:14,168 Not really that interested in being a Rhodes right now. 97 00:04:14,169 --> 00:04:15,679 Well, trust me, I know what it's like 98 00:04:15,680 --> 00:04:17,845 to want distance from your family more than anyone. 99 00:04:17,846 --> 00:04:21,224 But I thought maybe with Cece's death, she'd make an exception. 100 00:04:21,225 --> 00:04:22,821 Well, I'm not so sure. 101 00:04:22,822 --> 00:04:25,078 The entire Van Der Woodsen clan on a good day 102 00:04:25,079 --> 00:04:26,582 can be pretty overwhelming. 103 00:04:27,066 --> 00:04:29,610 Well, I have an idea. Maybe... you know, maybe she can 104 00:04:29,611 --> 00:04:31,625 just dip her toes in the water with just me? 105 00:04:31,626 --> 00:04:33,837 I'm at my mom's right now. No one else is here. 106 00:04:33,838 --> 00:04:35,344 They'll be at the funeral home for a while. 107 00:04:35,345 --> 00:04:36,923 Maybe the three of us can meet up. 108 00:04:36,924 --> 00:04:39,377 I mean, I'll ask her. I just can't promise you anything. 109 00:04:39,686 --> 00:04:41,112 Thank you, Nate. 110 00:04:45,828 --> 00:04:46,498 Coffee? 111 00:04:46,499 --> 00:04:47,513 Top drawer. 112 00:04:48,816 --> 00:04:51,125 It relaxes me to watch Anita Dust. 113 00:04:51,839 --> 00:04:53,800 I did not need to know that. 114 00:04:53,801 --> 00:04:55,882 What's got you in such a good mood? 115 00:04:55,883 --> 00:04:58,231 I recently found out 116 00:04:59,344 --> 00:05:01,081 who actually sent "Gossip Girl" 117 00:05:01,082 --> 00:05:04,145 the now-infamous video of me and Blair 118 00:05:04,146 --> 00:05:07,383 at the royal wedding-- that hump, Humphrey. 119 00:05:07,384 --> 00:05:08,308 What, Dan? 120 00:05:08,309 --> 00:05:10,720 He was only too happy to let Serena and me take the fall 121 00:05:10,721 --> 00:05:13,476 so he could worm his way into Blair's broken heart. 122 00:05:13,477 --> 00:05:16,660 Unfortunately for him, when she finds out the truth, 123 00:05:16,661 --> 00:05:18,827 his chances with her will be destroyed, 124 00:05:18,828 --> 00:05:22,019 and she will be mine again. 125 00:05:22,020 --> 00:05:22,959 I don't know, Chuck. Are you sure 126 00:05:22,960 --> 00:05:24,906 you want to start World War Waldorf right now? 127 00:05:24,907 --> 00:05:25,607 Why wouldn't I? 128 00:05:25,608 --> 00:05:26,713 'Cause you and I both know 129 00:05:26,714 --> 00:05:28,488 that nothing can actually happen between Dan and Blair 130 00:05:28,489 --> 00:05:30,030 for at least a year. 131 00:05:31,389 --> 00:05:33,884 So... a lot can change in 12 months. 132 00:05:33,905 --> 00:05:35,077 Take the high road. 133 00:05:42,057 --> 00:05:43,702 Grab your coat. I'm kidnapping you 134 00:05:43,703 --> 00:05:45,608 and taking you to a bona fide Humphrey brunch. 135 00:05:45,609 --> 00:05:46,694 Psst! 136 00:05:47,690 --> 00:05:50,854 Ah. Bien sur. Merci. Nous parlerons demain. 137 00:05:51,565 --> 00:05:53,298 So for those of us who took Italian, 138 00:05:53,299 --> 00:05:54,459 what was that all about? 139 00:05:54,793 --> 00:05:58,536 That was Cyrus and another attorney at his firm. 140 00:05:58,537 --> 00:06:00,812 They think they may have found a loophole in my prenup. 141 00:06:01,461 --> 00:06:02,796 Are you serious? 142 00:06:02,797 --> 00:06:05,603 Yes. Apparently, since we signed it in Monaco 143 00:06:05,604 --> 00:06:06,980 but got married in the U.S.-- 144 00:06:06,981 --> 00:06:08,443 You can contest it. 145 00:06:08,444 --> 00:06:09,729 Oh, we can try. 146 00:06:10,053 --> 00:06:12,124 Cyrus thinks the Grimaldis may have to grant me 147 00:06:12,125 --> 00:06:13,406 an amicable annulment, 148 00:06:13,407 --> 00:06:15,120 meaning that they'd waive my dowry... 149 00:06:15,121 --> 00:06:16,983 And you wouldn't have to wait the year for... 150 00:06:17,613 --> 00:06:18,760 Anything. 151 00:06:19,535 --> 00:06:20,697 When will Cyrus know for sure? 152 00:06:20,698 --> 00:06:21,791 Well, he's supposed to talk 153 00:06:21,792 --> 00:06:23,915 to the Grimaldis' royal attorney in an hour, 154 00:06:23,916 --> 00:06:26,954 so rain check on that waffle? I should wait here... 155 00:06:26,955 --> 00:06:28,837 Hopefully for the last time. 156 00:06:32,233 --> 00:06:33,630 No. 157 00:06:34,314 --> 00:06:36,587 Delete. Delete. 158 00:06:39,911 --> 00:06:41,244 What are you doing? 159 00:06:41,245 --> 00:06:42,431 Trying to help. 160 00:06:43,441 --> 00:06:44,852 No, you're not. 161 00:06:44,853 --> 00:06:47,103 If you were, you wouldn't let me slave in front of this computer 162 00:06:47,104 --> 00:06:48,535 all day as Gossip Girl. 163 00:06:48,796 --> 00:06:51,268 Well, I thought you said knowing everyone's secrets 164 00:06:51,269 --> 00:06:53,338 as Gossip Girl was your dream come true. 165 00:06:53,339 --> 00:06:55,863 It was, until I realized how much work it is. 166 00:06:55,864 --> 00:06:58,624 I mean, look at me. I'm exhausted and aggravated. 167 00:06:58,625 --> 00:07:01,289 I have no social life to speak of. 168 00:07:02,168 --> 00:07:03,798 I feel like a stay-at-home mom. 169 00:07:03,799 --> 00:07:05,304 Oh, honey, don't say that. 170 00:07:05,305 --> 00:07:07,678 It's true. I mean, all my life I've been the one 171 00:07:07,679 --> 00:07:09,175 that they write stories about, and now I'm just 172 00:07:09,176 --> 00:07:11,758 another anonymous shut-in with an online shopping addiction. 173 00:07:12,223 --> 00:07:13,778 Tell me, what can I do? 174 00:07:14,522 --> 00:07:15,692 Well... 175 00:07:16,706 --> 00:07:19,548 Since you asked, Georgina Sparks needs a recharge, 176 00:07:19,549 --> 00:07:21,727 so I've decided to take a mental health day, 177 00:07:21,728 --> 00:07:23,655 and I've found the perfect event to crash-- 178 00:07:23,656 --> 00:07:25,567 Cece Rhodes' secret wake. 179 00:07:25,851 --> 00:07:29,054 What about "Gossip Girl"? The site can't go down all day. 180 00:07:29,055 --> 00:07:30,481 It won't. 181 00:07:30,727 --> 00:07:33,307 That's why I'm leaving you in charge. 182 00:07:33,308 --> 00:07:35,830 Don't worry. It's not rocket science. 183 00:07:35,831 --> 00:07:37,731 You just take the tips that people send in 184 00:07:37,732 --> 00:07:39,790 and post them if they're worthy. 185 00:07:40,547 --> 00:07:42,712 Are you sure this is such a good idea? 186 00:07:42,713 --> 00:07:45,325 Aw, what's a Van Der Woodsen family event 187 00:07:45,326 --> 00:07:46,909 if I'm not there to ruin it? 188 00:07:46,910 --> 00:07:49,019 Besides, I already promised a new friend 189 00:07:49,020 --> 00:07:50,519 I'd be her plus one. 190 00:07:51,097 --> 00:07:53,258 Thank you for coming with me. 191 00:07:53,514 --> 00:07:56,005 I know I was invited, but, uh, 192 00:07:56,006 --> 00:07:58,488 I don't think I could face them all alone. 193 00:07:58,489 --> 00:08:01,387 I understand. When everybody at a party hates you, 194 00:08:01,388 --> 00:08:03,933 who better to bring than someone they hate even more? 195 00:08:10,743 --> 00:08:11,732 What are you doing down here? 196 00:08:11,733 --> 00:08:13,421 I thought there was a family breakfast this morning. 197 00:08:13,422 --> 00:08:15,930 Oh, there's a lot more than that going on upstairs. 198 00:08:15,931 --> 00:08:17,193 I just came down to warn my mom. 199 00:08:17,194 --> 00:08:18,469 You'll see for yourself. 200 00:08:18,470 --> 00:08:20,177 Is Blair's houseboy up there? 201 00:08:20,178 --> 00:08:21,391 You mean Dan? 202 00:08:21,392 --> 00:08:22,287 Is that why you came by-- 203 00:08:22,288 --> 00:08:25,006 to get intel on him and Blair, torture him a little? 204 00:08:25,007 --> 00:08:26,359 Maybe just a little. 205 00:08:26,360 --> 00:08:28,774 Well, he's not here. At least, not yet. 206 00:08:28,775 --> 00:08:31,044 But, um, here's some intel for you. 207 00:08:31,045 --> 00:08:32,092 Blair just texted me 208 00:08:32,093 --> 00:08:34,484 that Cyrus may have found a loophole in her prenup, 209 00:08:34,485 --> 00:08:37,067 so she may be released sooner than any of us thought. 210 00:08:39,251 --> 00:08:41,276 And right into Dan's waiting arms. 211 00:08:41,277 --> 00:08:42,850 If you'll excuse me. 212 00:08:50,751 --> 00:08:52,381 So what do you wanna do for breakfast? 213 00:08:52,382 --> 00:08:54,279 Oh, I was thinking Untitled at the Whitney-- 214 00:08:54,280 --> 00:08:55,751 Danny Meyer's new place? 215 00:08:55,752 --> 00:08:57,959 Oh, you're trying to score a cool point, aren't you? 216 00:08:57,960 --> 00:08:59,933 And since we'll be on Madison anyway... 217 00:08:59,934 --> 00:09:01,444 Oh, here it comes. 218 00:09:01,445 --> 00:09:03,770 Well, we'll be walking right by Serena's mom's, 219 00:09:03,771 --> 00:09:06,299 which Serena will be at by herself, I might add. 220 00:09:06,300 --> 00:09:08,678 Nate, what part of wanting nothing to do 221 00:09:08,679 --> 00:09:10,612 with the Van Der Woodsens don't you understand? 222 00:09:10,613 --> 00:09:12,230 Look, I know how you feel about them, 223 00:09:12,231 --> 00:09:13,731 but not everything from the Upper East Side 224 00:09:13,732 --> 00:09:15,248 is automatically bad. 225 00:09:15,249 --> 00:09:17,025 Okay. Name one thing that isn't. 226 00:09:17,026 --> 00:09:18,543 Me. Come on. 227 00:09:18,544 --> 00:09:20,878 Serena's one of my best friends, okay? 228 00:09:20,879 --> 00:09:22,945 You haven't even given her one shot. What's the harm? 229 00:09:24,172 --> 00:09:26,206 All right, but if we stop by, 230 00:09:26,207 --> 00:09:26,992 you have to promise me 231 00:09:26,993 --> 00:09:29,050 that you're never gonna play me like this again, okay? 232 00:09:29,051 --> 00:09:30,265 I promise. 233 00:09:35,223 --> 00:09:38,598 Mom, you knew grandma always did like to do things her own way. 234 00:09:38,599 --> 00:09:41,199 I know. I'm just not entirely sure I'm in the mood 235 00:09:41,200 --> 00:09:43,462 for the "Mayflower" mausoleum in mother's honor 236 00:09:43,463 --> 00:09:45,567 that obviously awaits us upstairs. 237 00:09:51,292 --> 00:09:52,516 Oh, my God. 238 00:09:59,542 --> 00:10:01,441 It was all here when I got home. 239 00:10:02,485 --> 00:10:04,499 There's whiskey and stew... 240 00:10:04,500 --> 00:10:05,938 And mother. 241 00:10:06,217 --> 00:10:07,697 And those are our mourners' chairs 242 00:10:07,698 --> 00:10:11,717 where we will sit and mourn because this is an Irish wake. 243 00:10:11,718 --> 00:10:15,303 Looks like this wake might end up being the wake-up call 244 00:10:15,304 --> 00:10:17,528 you so desperately need. 245 00:10:23,563 --> 00:10:24,918 Copy... 246 00:10:29,145 --> 00:10:30,363 Paste... 247 00:10:34,181 --> 00:10:34,910 Post. 248 00:10:43,485 --> 00:10:44,146 Oh, no. 249 00:10:48,978 --> 00:10:49,992 Oh, crap. 250 00:10:58,696 --> 00:11:01,174 I just can't believe that this was mother's idea. 251 00:11:01,175 --> 00:11:04,067 And who are these people? I don't recognize a soul. 252 00:11:04,068 --> 00:11:06,459 Well, I guess Cece wanted us to celebrate her life 253 00:11:06,460 --> 00:11:08,211 and not mourn her death, so she didn't invite 254 00:11:08,212 --> 00:11:10,428 any of her stodgy socialites, just the... 255 00:11:10,429 --> 00:11:11,647 the help. 256 00:11:11,912 --> 00:11:14,632 That--that--that was her butcher from East Hampton, 257 00:11:14,633 --> 00:11:15,968 and her driver. 258 00:11:15,969 --> 00:11:17,560 And the fireman that saved her life 259 00:11:17,561 --> 00:11:19,206 the night she left the candle burning. 260 00:11:19,595 --> 00:11:20,598 Hi. 261 00:11:22,104 --> 00:11:24,258 You. What are you doing here? 262 00:11:24,259 --> 00:11:26,781 I was invited by your mother herself. 263 00:11:26,992 --> 00:11:28,439 I promised her I'd come. 264 00:11:28,817 --> 00:11:31,933 I just came to pay my respects. I won't bother anybody. 265 00:11:33,191 --> 00:11:35,085 This is all Carol's fault. 266 00:11:35,275 --> 00:11:37,338 Yeah, I'm sure she's hiding here somewhere. 267 00:11:37,878 --> 00:11:40,067 You can't let Carol get to you like this. 268 00:11:40,587 --> 00:11:42,763 The executor of the estate is supposed to be coming, 269 00:11:42,764 --> 00:11:43,746 whoever that is. 270 00:11:43,747 --> 00:11:45,745 My money is on Elias the gardener. 271 00:11:45,746 --> 00:11:47,602 And I'm sure everything will be explained 272 00:11:47,603 --> 00:11:49,067 once they read the will. 273 00:11:49,068 --> 00:11:51,332 Well, whoever it is, they'd better get here soon, 274 00:11:51,333 --> 00:11:53,517 because I'm not responsible for what I might do. 275 00:12:00,128 --> 00:12:01,574 So Serena's here alone, huh? 276 00:12:01,575 --> 00:12:04,125 I swear I had no idea what we were walking into. 277 00:12:04,126 --> 00:12:05,897 So this is an epic fail. 278 00:12:05,898 --> 00:12:07,544 Yeah, let's just go, before someone sees us. 279 00:12:07,545 --> 00:12:10,695 Lola. May I have a word? 280 00:12:13,794 --> 00:12:16,161 Of course this is happening. What is it, mother? 281 00:12:16,162 --> 00:12:19,255 Do you mind telling me what you're doing here? 282 00:12:19,256 --> 00:12:20,621 Oh, yeah, well, let's see. 283 00:12:20,622 --> 00:12:24,033 Um, this morning, while I was in the shower at Nate's, 284 00:12:24,034 --> 00:12:26,533 Serena, the cousin I just found out about, 285 00:12:26,534 --> 00:12:28,633 tricked me into coming to the wake of the grandmother 286 00:12:28,634 --> 00:12:30,774 that I never knew existed at the house of the family 287 00:12:30,775 --> 00:12:32,658 that you hid from me for my entire life. 288 00:12:32,659 --> 00:12:34,166 Does that sum it up for you enough? 289 00:12:34,167 --> 00:12:35,829 I know you blame me for everything, 290 00:12:35,830 --> 00:12:37,896 but I only lied to you because 291 00:12:37,897 --> 00:12:39,814 we're not safe around these people. 292 00:12:39,815 --> 00:12:41,612 They're materialistic monsters. 293 00:12:41,613 --> 00:12:44,041 Oh, says the woman who looted her own daughter's trust fund. 294 00:12:44,042 --> 00:12:45,434 That money was for you. 295 00:12:45,435 --> 00:12:47,872 You cannot believe a word these people say. 296 00:12:48,117 --> 00:12:50,681 Mom, the only person here who's ever lied to me is you. 297 00:12:52,311 --> 00:12:55,069 Hey. I know this place is crazy, but I'm really glad you came. 298 00:12:56,173 --> 00:12:57,452 I was just about to call you. 299 00:12:57,453 --> 00:12:59,272 I know. I screwed up. 300 00:12:59,273 --> 00:13:01,335 Yes, you did. Who knows if anyone 301 00:13:01,336 --> 00:13:02,971 will send in another tip ever? 302 00:13:02,972 --> 00:13:05,314 Luckily for you, I'm in the eye of the hurricane. 303 00:13:05,315 --> 00:13:07,325 So I can watch your mess play out, 304 00:13:07,326 --> 00:13:10,110 and if this is my last day as Gossip Girl thanks to you, 305 00:13:10,111 --> 00:13:11,691 I'm going out with a bang. 306 00:13:13,008 --> 00:13:16,172 Dan, I'm so sorry for your loss. 307 00:13:16,644 --> 00:13:18,005 Hey, Dennis. 308 00:13:19,132 --> 00:13:20,580 Georgina, I would ask you what you're doing here 309 00:13:20,581 --> 00:13:22,467 if I cared, which I don't, so... 310 00:13:22,822 --> 00:13:24,253 I was just wondering if you had the chance 311 00:13:24,254 --> 00:13:25,908 to check "Gossip Girl" recently. 312 00:13:25,909 --> 00:13:27,512 No. Why? 313 00:13:27,513 --> 00:13:29,497 I know I promised I'd never publicly reveal 314 00:13:29,498 --> 00:13:30,745 that little video secret of yours, 315 00:13:30,746 --> 00:13:32,367 but unfortunately, I left Philip in charge. 316 00:13:32,368 --> 00:13:34,448 So... lesson learned. Okay. Bye. 317 00:13:37,586 --> 00:13:40,259 Oh, "G.G.--It's time you told everyone 318 00:13:40,260 --> 00:13:43,739 Dan Humphrey sent in that video on Blair's wedding day." 319 00:13:43,740 --> 00:13:47,179 Philip is rich, not bright. I'm sorry, but keep reading. 320 00:13:47,180 --> 00:13:49,780 Oh, my God. This was-- this was sent in by... 321 00:13:50,052 --> 00:13:51,271 How dare you? 322 00:13:51,272 --> 00:13:54,049 Of all your many, many attempts at sabotage, 323 00:13:54,050 --> 00:13:55,877 this is by far the most pathetic. 324 00:13:55,878 --> 00:13:58,677 Are you so worried that I'll find happiness without you 325 00:13:58,678 --> 00:14:00,924 that you feel the need to spread baseless lies 326 00:14:00,925 --> 00:14:02,706 at the wake of my best friend's grandmother? 327 00:14:02,707 --> 00:14:04,483 While you may be correct about my motives, 328 00:14:04,484 --> 00:14:06,227 the blast is anything but a lie. 329 00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:08,570 You know Serena and I didn't send the video, 330 00:14:08,571 --> 00:14:10,872 and it certainly wasn't Louis, so who's left? 331 00:14:10,873 --> 00:14:12,612 I'm not playing this game. 332 00:14:13,072 --> 00:14:15,082 Why don't you tell that to your boyfriend over there? 333 00:14:15,083 --> 00:14:16,685 Or even better, ask him the truth. 334 00:14:35,740 --> 00:14:36,921 Blair, please wait. 335 00:14:37,016 --> 00:14:37,990 I have nothing to say to you. 336 00:14:37,991 --> 00:14:39,367 I am so sorry I lied. 337 00:14:39,368 --> 00:14:41,033 You didn't just lie, Humphrey. 338 00:14:41,034 --> 00:14:42,643 You let me blame my best friend and my ex 339 00:14:42,644 --> 00:14:43,964 for something they didn't do. 340 00:14:43,965 --> 00:14:46,614 You embarrassed me in front of 400 guests at my own wedding. 341 00:14:46,615 --> 00:14:49,125 You made me the target of tabloids and T.S.A. agents, 342 00:14:49,126 --> 00:14:51,700 not to mention, you helped lock the bars of my gilded cage. 343 00:14:51,701 --> 00:14:52,851 Am I forgetting anything? 344 00:14:52,852 --> 00:14:54,119 I should have told you the truth right away, 345 00:14:54,120 --> 00:14:56,178 but I swear, I never meant to hurt you. 346 00:14:56,179 --> 00:14:58,353 Then what other reason could you have had to send in that video? 347 00:14:58,354 --> 00:15:00,487 I spent every day leading up to the wedding 348 00:15:00,488 --> 00:15:02,277 listening to you say you had to marry Louis 349 00:15:02,278 --> 00:15:03,602 even though you didn't love him. 350 00:15:03,603 --> 00:15:05,590 I couldn't stand to see you so unhappy. 351 00:15:06,169 --> 00:15:07,730 I only thought it would stop the wedding. 352 00:15:07,731 --> 00:15:09,712 I never thought you would leave it with me. 353 00:15:09,713 --> 00:15:12,188 And us fighting like this is exactly what 354 00:15:12,189 --> 00:15:13,662 that Bass-face wanted. 355 00:15:13,663 --> 00:15:15,761 But since Cyrus thinks everything will work out 356 00:15:15,762 --> 00:15:16,609 with the annulment... 357 00:15:16,610 --> 00:15:17,982 What can I do? Is there anything? 358 00:15:17,983 --> 00:15:19,006 Just say the word, and I will-- 359 00:15:19,007 --> 00:15:21,045 Just shut up, Humphrey. 360 00:15:21,640 --> 00:15:23,630 I forgive you... for now. 361 00:15:25,270 --> 00:15:26,395 Estee? 362 00:15:27,002 --> 00:15:29,335 Did you follow me? I thought we weren't meeting till 4:00. 363 00:15:29,336 --> 00:15:31,943 Yes, after Cyrus tried to trick the royal attorney 364 00:15:31,944 --> 00:15:33,421 into voiding your prenup. 365 00:15:34,058 --> 00:15:35,178 I know everything. 366 00:15:35,901 --> 00:15:37,916 Uh... follow me. 367 00:15:41,545 --> 00:15:43,828 Looks like Blair's annulment just got annulled. 368 00:15:43,829 --> 00:15:46,343 Shame. You were so close, too. 369 00:15:48,193 --> 00:15:49,023 Let me assure you, 370 00:15:49,024 --> 00:15:51,102 your stepfather's plan will never work. 371 00:15:51,103 --> 00:15:52,807 You slimy little limey. 372 00:15:52,808 --> 00:15:54,099 I do not respond well to threats, 373 00:15:54,100 --> 00:15:55,307 and neither does Cyrus Rose. 374 00:15:55,308 --> 00:15:56,262 He fought in 'Nam. 375 00:15:56,263 --> 00:15:57,312 You didn't let me finish. 376 00:15:57,313 --> 00:16:00,214 His plan might not work, but mine can. 377 00:16:00,215 --> 00:16:01,633 We can help each other, you and I. 378 00:16:01,634 --> 00:16:02,633 Go on. 379 00:16:02,634 --> 00:16:05,420 You don't want Louis. That's clear. But I do. 380 00:16:05,938 --> 00:16:08,069 The prince and I... we're very close. 381 00:16:08,070 --> 00:16:09,648 We grew up together, but my station 382 00:16:09,649 --> 00:16:11,560 always prevented me from being a suitable choice 383 00:16:11,561 --> 00:16:13,285 for Her Serene Highness, at least-- 384 00:16:13,286 --> 00:16:14,508 Until I came along. 385 00:16:14,509 --> 00:16:15,276 Precisely. 386 00:16:15,277 --> 00:16:17,014 You're a public relations disaster. 387 00:16:17,015 --> 00:16:18,645 Next to your Sarah Ferguson's swan dive, 388 00:16:18,646 --> 00:16:19,954 I'm Kate bloody Middleton. 389 00:16:19,955 --> 00:16:22,243 So you think the Grimaldis will welcome 390 00:16:22,244 --> 00:16:24,178 Louis' loyal-and-loving social secretary 391 00:16:24,179 --> 00:16:25,072 as a replacement? 392 00:16:25,073 --> 00:16:26,312 I know Louis would. 393 00:16:27,403 --> 00:16:28,485 Sorry. 394 00:16:28,931 --> 00:16:32,835 No, no, it's fine. Oddly enough, I just want him to be happy. 395 00:16:32,836 --> 00:16:34,469 Then this is worth a shot, isn't it? 396 00:16:34,470 --> 00:16:35,689 You have nothing to lose. 397 00:16:37,752 --> 00:16:38,777 Make the call. 398 00:16:38,778 --> 00:16:40,786 So that's the tour. Thank you for coming by, 399 00:16:40,787 --> 00:16:42,429 or at least letting me trick you into coming by. 400 00:16:42,430 --> 00:16:44,229 I assure you, Nate had no idea. 401 00:16:44,230 --> 00:16:46,515 Well, actually, he said we were going to a museum, 402 00:16:46,516 --> 00:16:48,187 so he wasn't that far off. 403 00:16:48,630 --> 00:16:50,249 Look, I know what your mom thinks about us, 404 00:16:50,250 --> 00:16:51,452 you know, how all we care about is money-- 405 00:16:51,453 --> 00:16:52,536 and the things you can buy. 406 00:16:52,537 --> 00:16:54,112 But that couldn't be further from the truth. 407 00:16:54,113 --> 00:16:55,969 Family is what's most important to us, 408 00:16:55,970 --> 00:16:57,388 and to prove that to you, I have two people 409 00:16:57,389 --> 00:16:59,125 who are gonna be so excited to see you. 410 00:16:59,444 --> 00:17:01,904 - Mom-- - You told me mother sold the Limoges, 411 00:17:01,905 --> 00:17:03,340 and don't think I didn't notice 412 00:17:03,341 --> 00:17:05,702 her Georg Jensen service here, either. 413 00:17:05,703 --> 00:17:08,859 Tell Laryssa to count the silver right away. 414 00:17:13,607 --> 00:17:15,497 I really appreciate everything you're trying to do, 415 00:17:15,498 --> 00:17:17,884 but, um... I'm just not part of this world, 416 00:17:17,885 --> 00:17:19,733 and I don't really think I wanna be, either, 417 00:17:19,734 --> 00:17:21,862 so just tell Nate I had to go. 418 00:17:24,545 --> 00:17:25,765 Oh, Lola. 419 00:17:26,307 --> 00:17:28,099 I wasn't expecting to see you here. 420 00:17:28,100 --> 00:17:29,105 Why? 421 00:17:29,106 --> 00:17:30,203 Even if I don't wanna be here, 422 00:17:30,204 --> 00:17:31,663 I have more of a reason than you do. 423 00:17:32,357 --> 00:17:33,669 Look, I know this sounds ridiculous, 424 00:17:33,670 --> 00:17:35,742 but the Van Der Woodsens are the closest thing I have 425 00:17:35,743 --> 00:17:37,263 to an actual family. 426 00:17:37,830 --> 00:17:38,977 Even though they hate me. 427 00:17:38,978 --> 00:17:40,627 Yeah, I have the opposite problem. 428 00:17:41,511 --> 00:17:43,402 Maybe my mother really was trying to protect me. 429 00:17:43,403 --> 00:17:45,953 By stealing all your money? 430 00:17:46,361 --> 00:17:47,393 Ladies... 431 00:17:48,184 --> 00:17:50,698 On the Upper East Side, money is never the real story. 432 00:17:50,699 --> 00:17:52,366 It's usually just the "X" that marks the spot 433 00:17:52,367 --> 00:17:53,537 for what's buried beneath it. 434 00:17:53,538 --> 00:17:55,395 If I were you two, I'd start digging. 435 00:17:55,825 --> 00:17:56,835 What do you mean? 436 00:17:57,849 --> 00:17:59,835 I know it's hard for you, but stop and think. 437 00:17:59,836 --> 00:18:00,895 Money doesn't explain 438 00:18:00,896 --> 00:18:02,961 why you hide your daughter for 18 years, 439 00:18:02,962 --> 00:18:04,219 unless she was being paid to do so, 440 00:18:04,220 --> 00:18:05,662 and judging by her hair and her clothes, 441 00:18:05,663 --> 00:18:07,145 I'd say that isn't so. 442 00:18:07,146 --> 00:18:08,620 You think there's something else going on? 443 00:18:09,337 --> 00:18:10,219 How do I find out? 444 00:18:10,220 --> 00:18:12,282 Well, nobody here is going to tell you. 445 00:18:12,283 --> 00:18:14,714 You have to find someone from the outside, 446 00:18:15,134 --> 00:18:16,836 somebody who isn't afraid of them. 447 00:18:16,837 --> 00:18:18,713 Somebody like... 448 00:18:20,812 --> 00:18:22,075 Dad. 449 00:18:22,978 --> 00:18:25,366 Looks like there's a doctor in the house 450 00:18:25,367 --> 00:18:28,463 who's about to get a taste of his own medicine. 451 00:18:33,354 --> 00:18:34,657 I'm so happy you're here. 452 00:18:34,658 --> 00:18:36,231 It would have meant so much to grandma. 453 00:18:36,232 --> 00:18:37,742 I wouldn't miss this for the world. 454 00:18:38,579 --> 00:18:40,890 I'm just sorry that Eric couldn't make it back from Zaire. 455 00:18:40,891 --> 00:18:43,941 I think they call that the Democratic Republic of Congo now. 456 00:18:43,942 --> 00:18:46,350 They do, but trust me, it's not. 457 00:18:47,662 --> 00:18:50,040 Charlie, good to see you again. 458 00:18:50,041 --> 00:18:52,344 Oh, you're a little late to the party, doctor. 459 00:18:52,345 --> 00:18:54,427 That isn't your niece, but this is. 460 00:18:54,894 --> 00:18:55,800 Sorry? 461 00:18:55,801 --> 00:18:57,602 What are you even doing here? 462 00:18:57,603 --> 00:18:59,959 Come on. Let's go say hi to mom. 463 00:19:00,665 --> 00:19:03,736 Daddy V-D-Dubs has known the Rhodes sisters since high school. 464 00:19:04,039 --> 00:19:06,247 I bet he has a secret or two he'd be willing to share 465 00:19:06,248 --> 00:19:07,638 if you ask nicely. 466 00:19:08,463 --> 00:19:11,340 Hey, Serena said you left, but here you are with Ivy. 467 00:19:11,818 --> 00:19:12,896 Hi, Nate. 468 00:19:12,897 --> 00:19:15,066 I don't know why you're here, but we should probably leave 469 00:19:15,067 --> 00:19:15,924 since Lola and I were just walking out-- 470 00:19:15,925 --> 00:19:18,572 No, I'm gonna stay, and so is she. 471 00:19:18,573 --> 00:19:20,116 We're gonna get to the bottom of why my mom 472 00:19:20,117 --> 00:19:22,272 really kept me away all these years, so, um, 473 00:19:22,690 --> 00:19:23,933 if you don't mind... 474 00:19:26,428 --> 00:19:27,372 Oui. 475 00:19:27,842 --> 00:19:28,737 Oui. 476 00:19:29,454 --> 00:19:30,597 Naturellement. 477 00:19:31,685 --> 00:19:32,437 Well? 478 00:19:32,438 --> 00:19:34,455 He agreed. I need to be on the next plane back. 479 00:19:34,678 --> 00:19:36,301 I'm to be amongst the royal court tomorrow 480 00:19:36,302 --> 00:19:38,462 when the prince breaks the news in a press conference 481 00:19:38,463 --> 00:19:41,108 about how it became clear you were only ever after his title. 482 00:19:41,109 --> 00:19:42,204 But, uh-- 483 00:19:43,423 --> 00:19:45,163 Okay. Okay. What else? 484 00:19:45,164 --> 00:19:46,703 Then the royal family's publicist 485 00:19:46,704 --> 00:19:47,873 will start to build me up, 486 00:19:47,874 --> 00:19:50,276 the woman who has watched from the wings for decades. 487 00:19:50,277 --> 00:19:52,435 Okay, enough about you. More about me. 488 00:19:53,635 --> 00:19:55,105 Her serene highness and the prince 489 00:19:55,106 --> 00:19:56,586 are only willing to annul the marriage 490 00:19:56,587 --> 00:19:59,090 if you agree to a gag order on all matters 491 00:19:59,091 --> 00:20:00,153 regarding the dissolution. 492 00:20:00,154 --> 00:20:02,488 They can be the only ones to speak about it publicly. 493 00:20:02,489 --> 00:20:03,628 Do you understand what that means? 494 00:20:03,629 --> 00:20:04,837 Well, I'll do whatever they say, 495 00:20:04,838 --> 00:20:06,571 as long as it gets me out of this marriage. 496 00:20:06,572 --> 00:20:08,421 A press blackout is a small price to pay 497 00:20:08,422 --> 00:20:09,356 to get my life back. 498 00:20:09,357 --> 00:20:10,979 That includes no more blind items 499 00:20:10,980 --> 00:20:13,088 on "Page Six" or posts on "Gossip Girl." 500 00:20:13,089 --> 00:20:15,405 Princess Sophie was very clear if you don't adhere to the deal, 501 00:20:15,406 --> 00:20:16,489 they'll make you pay. 502 00:20:16,490 --> 00:20:18,050 Do whatever you want in your private life. 503 00:20:18,051 --> 00:20:19,463 Just keep it private. 504 00:20:19,822 --> 00:20:20,732 Good luck. 505 00:20:20,960 --> 00:20:23,000 I'm glad we can both get what we want. 506 00:20:23,001 --> 00:20:25,177 And please assure the royals when you see them 507 00:20:25,178 --> 00:20:26,882 that they won't hear a peep from me. 508 00:20:33,221 --> 00:20:34,180 Beer me. 509 00:20:34,735 --> 00:20:36,635 Perhaps you'd prefer something a little stronger. 510 00:20:36,636 --> 00:20:37,832 It's green. 511 00:20:37,833 --> 00:20:39,032 What are you so relaxed about? 512 00:20:39,033 --> 00:20:41,100 We both know that Gossip Girl's latest hiccup 513 00:20:41,101 --> 00:20:42,885 makes you look even worse in Blair's eyes. 514 00:20:42,886 --> 00:20:46,110 Maybe today, but at least she knows 515 00:20:46,111 --> 00:20:48,801 Dan isn't the good guy he pretends to be. 516 00:20:48,802 --> 00:20:50,180 In time, that'll sink in. 517 00:20:50,728 --> 00:20:53,207 She's not getting out of this royal mess anytime soon. 518 00:20:53,208 --> 00:20:54,860 Oh, but she just did. 519 00:20:54,861 --> 00:20:57,519 That royal minder lady brokered the deal herself. 520 00:20:57,746 --> 00:20:59,606 Although the hint of a new scandal 521 00:20:59,607 --> 00:21:02,066 could probably derail it if you act fast enough. 522 00:21:02,067 --> 00:21:04,549 Blair will come to her senses. 523 00:21:04,550 --> 00:21:05,932 What if she doesn't? 524 00:21:06,164 --> 00:21:07,639 What if you spend the rest of your days 525 00:21:07,640 --> 00:21:09,414 wondering why you didn't try and stop her 526 00:21:09,415 --> 00:21:10,859 from falling into the flannelled arms 527 00:21:10,860 --> 00:21:12,348 of that pretentious poseur? 528 00:21:12,739 --> 00:21:14,835 Anywho, something to think about. 529 00:21:16,695 --> 00:21:18,152 What do you have in mind? 530 00:21:20,340 --> 00:21:22,035 Remember when I showed you this? 531 00:21:26,181 --> 00:21:28,688 How can I trust Gossip Girl wouldn't leave my fingerprints 532 00:21:28,689 --> 00:21:30,186 on another blast? 533 00:21:30,187 --> 00:21:32,727 You can't, which is why we use her latest screwup 534 00:21:32,728 --> 00:21:35,453 to our advantage and leave somebody else's instead. 535 00:21:35,676 --> 00:21:37,299 Oh, look. Dan's phone. 536 00:21:37,300 --> 00:21:39,986 It must have fallen out of his coat and into my purse. 537 00:21:39,992 --> 00:21:42,043 I'm sorry, Carol, but I'm gonna have to ask you 538 00:21:42,044 --> 00:21:43,691 to let me search your bag. 539 00:21:43,777 --> 00:21:44,951 Laryssa saw you pocket-- 540 00:21:44,952 --> 00:21:47,443 Lily, this is beneath even you. 541 00:21:47,444 --> 00:21:49,605 I see some things never change-- 542 00:21:49,799 --> 00:21:52,474 the maid accusing my ex sister-in-law of stealing. 543 00:21:52,475 --> 00:21:54,235 William, what a lovely surprise. 544 00:21:54,275 --> 00:21:54,754 Hello, dear. 545 00:21:54,755 --> 00:21:56,314 Doesn't dad look great? 546 00:21:56,315 --> 00:21:57,501 And how are you, Carol? 547 00:21:57,502 --> 00:21:59,091 Under surveillance. 548 00:21:59,092 --> 00:22:01,502 Lily has been shadowing me all afternoon. 549 00:22:01,503 --> 00:22:03,186 That's because I knew you'd try to steal something, 550 00:22:03,187 --> 00:22:04,255 and apparently you did. 551 00:22:04,256 --> 00:22:05,234 Do you see what I have to deal with, 552 00:22:05,235 --> 00:22:07,003 while my own mother lies right here? 553 00:22:07,004 --> 00:22:08,351 All right, Carol, I've had enough. 554 00:22:08,352 --> 00:22:10,261 I want you out of my apartment this minute. 555 00:22:10,262 --> 00:22:13,160 Technically, it's Cece's apartment. 556 00:22:13,292 --> 00:22:14,299 What are you talking about? 557 00:22:14,300 --> 00:22:15,654 This is our home. 558 00:22:15,655 --> 00:22:17,483 Only because your mother bought it for us. 559 00:22:17,484 --> 00:22:20,364 Remember? For tax purposes, of course. 560 00:22:21,223 --> 00:22:23,015 But now it's part of the estate. 561 00:22:23,155 --> 00:22:25,714 William, thank you again for coming. 562 00:22:25,715 --> 00:22:27,639 And I would appreciate it if you would leave the settling 563 00:22:27,640 --> 00:22:30,550 of mother's affairs to the executor of her estate. 564 00:22:30,934 --> 00:22:32,436 That's exactly what I'm doing. 565 00:22:32,603 --> 00:22:34,187 I am her executor. 566 00:22:35,727 --> 00:22:37,071 And I brought her will. 567 00:22:41,348 --> 00:22:43,423 Ladies, I know this must come as a shock, 568 00:22:43,424 --> 00:22:44,970 but as you well know, your mother and I 569 00:22:44,971 --> 00:22:46,905 had a long and enduring friendship. 570 00:22:46,906 --> 00:22:49,790 It's just, of all the people for Cece to pick, 571 00:22:49,791 --> 00:22:51,190 I find it curious that she chooses 572 00:22:51,191 --> 00:22:53,350 the father of Lily's children. 573 00:22:53,351 --> 00:22:55,206 Well, she couldn't very well have asked the father of yours. 574 00:22:55,207 --> 00:22:57,807 There aren't enough D.N.A. tests in Dade County to find him. 575 00:22:57,808 --> 00:22:59,932 I think I'll let you two blow off some steam. 576 00:22:59,933 --> 00:23:01,314 If you'll excuse me. 577 00:23:03,646 --> 00:23:06,191 Hi again. I'm Lola, Carol's daughter. 578 00:23:06,192 --> 00:23:07,119 The real one. 579 00:23:07,120 --> 00:23:08,402 What can I do for you? 580 00:23:08,403 --> 00:23:09,987 Well, I just recently found out 581 00:23:09,988 --> 00:23:11,170 that I'm a part of this family, 582 00:23:11,171 --> 00:23:13,378 and I was wondering why I was never allowed to know. 583 00:23:13,379 --> 00:23:15,779 So I thought, you know, you've known my mom longer 584 00:23:15,780 --> 00:23:17,527 than anyone aside from Lily-- 585 00:23:17,528 --> 00:23:18,755 Excuse me. 586 00:23:18,756 --> 00:23:19,894 Mom, do you mind? 587 00:23:19,895 --> 00:23:22,031 Yes, actually, I do. 588 00:23:22,171 --> 00:23:23,374 You'll let me know when you need me, 589 00:23:23,375 --> 00:23:24,264 won't you, William? 590 00:23:29,748 --> 00:23:31,519 Miss Blair, I'm so sorry, 591 00:23:31,520 --> 00:23:32,927 but Ms. Estee jedi-mind-tricked me 592 00:23:32,928 --> 00:23:34,383 into telling her you at wake. 593 00:23:34,400 --> 00:23:35,252 Too many secrets lately. 594 00:23:35,253 --> 00:23:37,471 I-I feel like Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy. 595 00:23:37,472 --> 00:23:39,522 Oh, it's fine. I'm glad Estee found me. 596 00:23:39,523 --> 00:23:41,243 Everything's gonna work out perfectly now. 597 00:23:41,244 --> 00:23:43,059 That's not what Mr. Cyrus say. 598 00:23:43,060 --> 00:23:44,590 He's been trying to call you for last hour. 599 00:23:44,591 --> 00:23:45,702 Why you no answer phone? 600 00:23:45,703 --> 00:23:47,722 I put it on silent. I'm at a wake. 601 00:23:47,723 --> 00:23:49,452 And you can tell Cyrus he doesn't need to worry. 602 00:23:49,453 --> 00:23:51,349 I took care of the annulment myself. 603 00:23:51,350 --> 00:23:54,760 Then why Grimaldis just call him and ask for all the money now? 604 00:23:55,492 --> 00:23:57,499 Well, they agreed to waive the dowry 605 00:23:57,500 --> 00:23:59,548 as long as I completely stayed out of the press. 606 00:24:00,003 --> 00:24:03,756 Maybe princess Sophie read "Gossip Girl" again, then. 607 00:24:04,747 --> 00:24:07,339 "Please post A.S.A.P. Dan." 608 00:24:08,979 --> 00:24:11,005 "I, Celia Catherine Rhodes, 609 00:24:11,006 --> 00:24:12,561 of Montecito, California, 610 00:24:12,562 --> 00:24:14,279 "being of sound mind and body, 611 00:24:14,280 --> 00:24:17,607 "do hereby declare this to be my last will and testament. 612 00:24:17,619 --> 00:24:21,179 "First, I leave my two Andalusian thoroughbreds, 613 00:24:21,180 --> 00:24:24,220 "Rickey and Reggie Rhodes, to the Valley Ranch stables. 614 00:24:24,279 --> 00:24:26,907 Second, I leave my Faberge egg collection--" 615 00:24:26,908 --> 00:24:28,298 Hey, dad, wait a second. 616 00:24:28,299 --> 00:24:30,584 Sorry. I just--I don't want her here for this. 617 00:24:33,679 --> 00:24:34,918 Is she bothering you? 618 00:24:34,919 --> 00:24:36,456 She's a con artist, William. 619 00:24:36,457 --> 00:24:37,959 And not a very good one. 620 00:24:38,339 --> 00:24:40,586 Nevertheless, your mother invited her to be here, 621 00:24:40,587 --> 00:24:44,924 so... I would like everybody to respect Cece's wishes, okay? 622 00:24:45,828 --> 00:24:46,920 Please. 623 00:24:47,980 --> 00:24:51,020 Now if there are no more interruptions... 624 00:24:52,410 --> 00:24:54,105 I think you dropped something. 625 00:24:55,624 --> 00:24:56,615 What... 626 00:24:59,554 --> 00:25:00,942 Are you insane? Blair's gonna think 627 00:25:00,943 --> 00:25:02,887 I actually sent this picture in to "Gossip Girl." 628 00:25:02,903 --> 00:25:04,615 Duh. That was the point. 629 00:25:04,739 --> 00:25:07,287 We had a deal, Georgina. You promised to protect me 630 00:25:07,288 --> 00:25:08,971 if I didn't tell anyone you were Gossip Girl. 631 00:25:08,972 --> 00:25:11,596 Mm-hmm. I sold you out, so start talking. 632 00:25:12,072 --> 00:25:13,354 Look, I had fun being Gossip Girl, 633 00:25:13,355 --> 00:25:14,867 but I'm kind of over it. 634 00:25:14,868 --> 00:25:17,418 I'm just glad that the final blast was my masterpiece. 635 00:25:17,419 --> 00:25:18,508 I'm sorry if it ruins your life. 636 00:25:18,509 --> 00:25:21,275 It's not just mine. It's Blair's, the Waldorfs'. 637 00:25:21,276 --> 00:25:23,407 Oh. I know. What a mess. 638 00:25:23,408 --> 00:25:26,048 It's like I just took down the entire Upper East Side. 639 00:25:27,609 --> 00:25:30,014 Oh. Here comes the bull's-eye. 640 00:25:30,015 --> 00:25:32,562 You Brooklyn Benedict Arnold, I can't believe you. 641 00:25:32,563 --> 00:25:33,758 It was Georgina. 642 00:25:33,759 --> 00:25:35,106 She's Gossip Girl. 643 00:25:35,107 --> 00:25:37,358 Oh, you will really say anything, won't you? 644 00:25:37,359 --> 00:25:39,008 Oh, no, that part's true. 645 00:25:39,760 --> 00:25:42,215 Well, half true. I hacked into G.G.'s web site 646 00:25:42,216 --> 00:25:44,014 a few months ago when she obviously skipped town 647 00:25:44,015 --> 00:25:46,350 and none of you noticed, and honestly, guys, 648 00:25:46,351 --> 00:25:47,593 the experience has been wonderful, 649 00:25:47,594 --> 00:25:48,920 but it's just as well it's over now. 650 00:25:48,921 --> 00:25:50,452 Okay, could you--could you tell her the important part? 651 00:25:50,453 --> 00:25:51,802 I didn't do this. 652 00:25:51,803 --> 00:25:54,271 How does it feel to be set up and lose the person you love 653 00:25:54,272 --> 00:25:56,055 for something you didn't do? 654 00:25:59,336 --> 00:26:01,384 Estee! Please. 655 00:26:01,656 --> 00:26:03,424 There must be a way to still salvage our deal 656 00:26:03,425 --> 00:26:04,450 with the Grimaldis. 657 00:26:04,451 --> 00:26:06,917 There might be... if there ever was a deal. 658 00:26:07,088 --> 00:26:08,414 I'm sorry? 659 00:26:09,582 --> 00:26:12,154 Oh? The deal thing? Estee made it all up 660 00:26:12,155 --> 00:26:13,177 with my help, of course. 661 00:26:13,178 --> 00:26:14,491 We knew once Chuck heard you were free again, 662 00:26:14,492 --> 00:26:15,783 he'd do something foolish. 663 00:26:15,784 --> 00:26:18,194 Of course, even I didn't think it would happen this fast. 664 00:26:18,195 --> 00:26:19,979 Anyway, I must get back to Monaco. 665 00:26:19,980 --> 00:26:22,459 I have a prince to console. Cheers. 666 00:26:22,747 --> 00:26:23,864 Hmm. 667 00:26:23,938 --> 00:26:26,403 Standing ovation? Why, thank you. 668 00:26:27,756 --> 00:26:28,694 Oh, my God. 669 00:26:28,695 --> 00:26:31,257 I was just bitch-slapped by Bridget Jones. 670 00:26:31,740 --> 00:26:33,412 You don't realize what you've done. 671 00:26:33,413 --> 00:26:36,067 Yes, I do. I've brought to light the real villain, 672 00:26:36,068 --> 00:26:37,699 and let me give you a hint. It's not me. 673 00:26:37,700 --> 00:26:39,359 You bankrupted the Waldorf family. 674 00:26:39,360 --> 00:26:41,360 That's what paying this dowry is gonna do to them. 675 00:26:42,040 --> 00:26:43,112 It was that much? 676 00:26:45,004 --> 00:26:48,907 No. You left me no choice. 677 00:26:48,975 --> 00:26:50,590 It would be one thing losing Blair 678 00:26:50,591 --> 00:26:51,957 because she doesn't wanna be with me, 679 00:26:51,958 --> 00:26:54,559 but I only lost her because of something you did. 680 00:26:55,092 --> 00:26:56,283 Were you ever really my friend, 681 00:26:56,284 --> 00:26:57,434 or was it all just an act 682 00:26:57,435 --> 00:27:00,351 so you could keep me in check until you got what you wanted? 683 00:27:00,352 --> 00:27:02,679 Chuck, that is not how any of it happened, and you know it. 684 00:27:02,680 --> 00:27:04,168 You framed me, 685 00:27:04,411 --> 00:27:07,260 and in my book, that makes you the bad guy, not me. 686 00:27:07,628 --> 00:27:08,955 What's going on? 687 00:27:09,283 --> 00:27:10,734 Ever since the accident, 688 00:27:10,735 --> 00:27:12,936 Dan has been trying to keep us apart 689 00:27:12,937 --> 00:27:14,912 so you can have you all to himself. 690 00:27:15,412 --> 00:27:17,143 Be honest for once in your life. 691 00:27:17,144 --> 00:27:19,207 Tell her the truth. She deserves that. 692 00:27:25,796 --> 00:27:27,172 He's absolutely right. 693 00:27:28,347 --> 00:27:29,532 I'm sorry. 694 00:27:36,160 --> 00:27:39,383 "11--I leave my collection of early British watercolors 695 00:27:39,384 --> 00:27:41,223 to my youngest daughter, Lily." 696 00:27:41,299 --> 00:27:43,036 I'm sensing a pattern here. 697 00:27:43,037 --> 00:27:45,063 Oh, frankly, Carol, I'm surprised it took you 698 00:27:45,064 --> 00:27:47,275 this long to realize what mother really thought of you. 699 00:27:47,276 --> 00:27:48,170 Oh, come on, mom. We're almost done here. 700 00:27:48,171 --> 00:27:50,711 No, she knew that she was a greedy, spoiled-- 701 00:27:50,712 --> 00:27:52,266 Excuse me, Lily. 702 00:27:52,267 --> 00:27:54,550 I'm not the one who's been married five times. 703 00:27:54,551 --> 00:27:55,321 Ladies... 704 00:27:55,322 --> 00:27:56,751 Most of which was for money. 705 00:27:56,752 --> 00:27:58,011 Excuse me-- Well, at least I didn't try 706 00:27:58,012 --> 00:27:59,888 and embezzle my own daughter's trust fund 707 00:27:59,889 --> 00:28:01,874 so I could go shopping at Lululemon. 708 00:28:01,875 --> 00:28:02,911 Okay. The truth is, the only reason 709 00:28:02,912 --> 00:28:04,585 mother left you those trinkets... "As for the rest of my estate, 710 00:28:04,586 --> 00:28:06,006 all remaining property, artwork, antiques.. 711 00:28:06,007 --> 00:28:07,694 "Stocks and bonds, bullion..." Is because you pretended 712 00:28:07,695 --> 00:28:10,263 to love her and she pretended to love you. 713 00:28:10,264 --> 00:28:11,447 At least we had an honest relationship. 714 00:28:11,448 --> 00:28:12,987 "Contents of my safety deposit boxes and assorted holdings..." 715 00:28:12,988 --> 00:28:14,435 William, I can't hear a thing. 716 00:28:14,436 --> 00:28:17,380 "I leave... to you." 717 00:28:20,116 --> 00:28:22,304 Y-you mean Charlotte Rhodes, my daughter. 718 00:28:22,305 --> 00:28:25,007 This is not the real Charlie Rhodes. Lola is. 719 00:28:25,679 --> 00:28:28,642 No, I'm afraid not, Carol. It says-- 720 00:28:28,643 --> 00:28:30,035 It says so right here. 721 00:28:30,447 --> 00:28:31,920 Ivy Dickens. 722 00:28:40,436 --> 00:28:42,267 You are never gonna get away with this. 723 00:28:42,268 --> 00:28:43,076 Let's call the police. 724 00:28:43,077 --> 00:28:44,066 Oh, please. 725 00:28:44,067 --> 00:28:47,522 Wait. Look, I never asked Cece for anything. 726 00:28:47,523 --> 00:28:49,870 Oh, no, instead you poisoned her against her entire family 727 00:28:49,871 --> 00:28:51,971 and manipulated her into giving you everything. 728 00:28:51,972 --> 00:28:53,719 That's not true. 729 00:28:53,720 --> 00:28:56,358 Your grandmother just wanted someone to talk to. 730 00:28:56,359 --> 00:28:59,147 Oh, please. You don't think we can see through all your lies? 731 00:28:59,148 --> 00:29:01,554 You were a terrible actress when we first met, 732 00:29:01,555 --> 00:29:02,486 and you still are. 733 00:29:02,487 --> 00:29:02,888 Mom-- 734 00:29:02,889 --> 00:29:04,939 I swear on my life 735 00:29:04,940 --> 00:29:07,692 all I ever did was help take care of her. 736 00:29:07,715 --> 00:29:09,671 I mean, I even tried to tell you that she was sick. 737 00:29:09,672 --> 00:29:10,090 Ohh. 738 00:29:10,091 --> 00:29:12,157 Oh, but conveniently failed. 739 00:29:12,158 --> 00:29:13,702 Look, will you please shut up? 740 00:29:13,703 --> 00:29:14,976 Forget about the money. 741 00:29:14,977 --> 00:29:16,274 That's easy for you to say. 742 00:29:16,275 --> 00:29:17,997 You each still have your trusts. 743 00:29:17,998 --> 00:29:20,195 Mine was liquidated years ago. 744 00:29:20,196 --> 00:29:23,368 How do we know Ivy didn't try to hasten our mother's death? 745 00:29:23,607 --> 00:29:27,098 Are you people crazy? Look, I loved her. 746 00:29:27,099 --> 00:29:29,212 That's my cue. I think I've heard enough. 747 00:29:29,460 --> 00:29:30,564 This... 748 00:29:32,472 --> 00:29:35,559 You can think whatever you want about me. 749 00:29:35,574 --> 00:29:38,168 But I never lied to Cece. 750 00:29:38,471 --> 00:29:39,591 Prove it. 751 00:29:39,792 --> 00:29:42,448 Well, didn't you hear the will? 752 00:29:42,647 --> 00:29:44,299 She didn't call me "Charlie Rhodes." 753 00:29:44,300 --> 00:29:46,954 She called me "Ivy Dickens." 754 00:29:47,528 --> 00:29:50,664 Your mother knew all of my secrets, 755 00:29:50,665 --> 00:29:52,711 and she knew all of yours, too. 756 00:29:53,813 --> 00:29:56,091 Maybe that's why she left me everything. 757 00:29:58,362 --> 00:30:00,551 Ever since the accident, I've been blaming myself, 758 00:30:00,552 --> 00:30:02,813 blaming Louis, but it was Humphrey behind it all. 759 00:30:02,814 --> 00:30:03,947 It's not that simple. 760 00:30:03,948 --> 00:30:04,711 Yes, it is, 761 00:30:04,712 --> 00:30:06,023 and now that we know the truth, 762 00:30:06,024 --> 00:30:07,977 there is nothing in our way. 763 00:30:09,072 --> 00:30:11,328 Humphrey's not the reason we're not together, 764 00:30:11,635 --> 00:30:12,675 and neither is the dowry. 765 00:30:12,676 --> 00:30:14,331 Is this about saving my life again? 766 00:30:14,332 --> 00:30:16,707 Because we're past that. You said you wanted to wait 767 00:30:16,708 --> 00:30:19,537 until your marriage was over. Now it's over. 768 00:30:19,538 --> 00:30:21,200 Chuck, I don't blame you. 769 00:30:21,874 --> 00:30:23,881 And as crazy as this all has gotten, 770 00:30:24,304 --> 00:30:25,883 I know why you did everything. 771 00:30:25,884 --> 00:30:27,373 Because I love you. 772 00:30:27,445 --> 00:30:28,851 And I love you. 773 00:30:31,600 --> 00:30:33,135 I always will. 774 00:30:33,992 --> 00:30:36,279 But that doesn't mean I'm in love with you. 775 00:30:38,299 --> 00:30:39,214 At least not right now, 776 00:30:39,215 --> 00:30:41,270 not the way you need me to be, 777 00:30:41,271 --> 00:30:42,855 not the way you deserve. 778 00:30:44,567 --> 00:30:45,800 I'm sorry. 779 00:30:46,372 --> 00:30:47,540 I have to go. 780 00:30:50,380 --> 00:30:51,548 Hey. 781 00:30:51,799 --> 00:30:54,618 Look, I know how that must have seemed up there, 782 00:30:54,619 --> 00:30:56,480 but Ivy Dickens is a thief. 783 00:30:56,481 --> 00:30:57,870 She already stole your identity 784 00:30:57,871 --> 00:31:00,624 and your money, and now she's about to rob the rest of us. 785 00:31:00,787 --> 00:31:02,725 Your family needs you right now. 786 00:31:03,431 --> 00:31:04,839 You're not my family, 787 00:31:04,840 --> 00:31:07,262 and honestly, after listening to everybody upstairs, 788 00:31:07,263 --> 00:31:09,199 the only person I feel sorry for is Ivy. 789 00:31:10,187 --> 00:31:11,323 She's a criminal. 790 00:31:11,324 --> 00:31:13,196 Because your family made her into one. 791 00:31:13,463 --> 00:31:15,357 Serena, all you people do is lie to each other 792 00:31:15,358 --> 00:31:17,648 and fight about money, so what's the difference, really? 793 00:31:19,863 --> 00:31:21,991 You know, it was my own fault for sticking around today. 794 00:31:22,048 --> 00:31:23,427 I was dumb enough to think 795 00:31:23,428 --> 00:31:25,203 that there might be some answers here for me. 796 00:31:25,782 --> 00:31:27,251 At least now I know I was wrong. 797 00:31:38,912 --> 00:31:41,218 Care to join me, for old times' sake? 798 00:31:41,219 --> 00:31:43,554 Oh, cut the crap, William. 799 00:31:44,444 --> 00:31:45,886 You need to fix this. 800 00:31:45,887 --> 00:31:47,915 Cece's wishes are Cece's wishes. 801 00:31:47,916 --> 00:31:50,348 I don't care what she wanted. 802 00:31:51,042 --> 00:31:54,930 Today was supposed to be my payday, and you know that. 803 00:31:55,584 --> 00:31:57,280 I understand you're upset. 804 00:31:57,518 --> 00:32:00,511 No, you don't understand a thing. 805 00:32:00,512 --> 00:32:02,993 If you can't find a way to make this right, 806 00:32:03,380 --> 00:32:08,138 I'm gonna be forced to resort to other ways to get my money. 807 00:32:08,139 --> 00:32:09,851 Like getting a real job? 808 00:32:10,703 --> 00:32:13,207 I've always hesitated going after Lola's father 809 00:32:13,208 --> 00:32:17,735 for child support he owes me, oh, almost 20 years. 810 00:32:19,037 --> 00:32:20,382 Good luck with that. 811 00:32:21,135 --> 00:32:22,543 Do you even know who he is? 812 00:32:23,212 --> 00:32:24,772 I'm looking right at him. 813 00:32:28,327 --> 00:32:29,911 Sorry I never told you, 814 00:32:29,998 --> 00:32:31,366 but not as sorry as you're gonna be 815 00:32:31,367 --> 00:32:34,664 when Lily finds out what we were doing while you were married, 816 00:32:34,668 --> 00:32:37,979 unless, of course, you have another idea? 817 00:32:39,028 --> 00:32:41,283 This just is my lucky day. 818 00:32:41,460 --> 00:32:45,275 Spotted--Dr. Van Der Woodsen white as a sheet. 819 00:32:45,276 --> 00:32:47,147 Looks like the rules of this Rhodes 820 00:32:47,148 --> 00:32:50,302 just changed before his very eyes. 821 00:33:01,724 --> 00:33:03,298 How'd you get past the doorman? 822 00:33:03,299 --> 00:33:05,587 Wait. I don't even wanna know. 823 00:33:06,119 --> 00:33:08,201 Look, I know no one believes a word I say, 824 00:33:08,202 --> 00:33:10,012 but I really didn't mean to hurt you. 825 00:33:10,266 --> 00:33:11,975 You were just collateral damage. 826 00:33:11,976 --> 00:33:13,749 Well, if it had been anyone else but me, 827 00:33:13,750 --> 00:33:15,378 I might believe you, but we both know 828 00:33:15,379 --> 00:33:17,507 you've always wanted to settle the score between us. 829 00:33:17,652 --> 00:33:19,202 You have to understand. 830 00:33:19,203 --> 00:33:21,158 When I decided to stop being Gossip Girl, 831 00:33:21,159 --> 00:33:23,109 I knew that anyone who knew or found out 832 00:33:23,110 --> 00:33:24,412 would have it out for me. 833 00:33:24,491 --> 00:33:26,903 So I realized I'd better start collecting favors 834 00:33:26,904 --> 00:33:29,128 to use as protection down the line. 835 00:33:29,151 --> 00:33:31,015 Running that picture of you kissing Dan 836 00:33:31,016 --> 00:33:33,720 was my golden ticket to use with Chuck down the road. 837 00:33:34,484 --> 00:33:36,147 I'd love one from you, too. 838 00:33:36,556 --> 00:33:38,411 Are you using again? 839 00:33:38,947 --> 00:33:41,561 Why would I ever make myself indebted to you? 840 00:33:41,932 --> 00:33:43,615 Because I have a way that your family 841 00:33:43,616 --> 00:33:45,776 doesn't have to pay the Grimaldis a thing, 842 00:33:45,823 --> 00:33:47,919 and you get your divorce in the process. 843 00:33:47,987 --> 00:33:50,291 Even you can't pull that rabbit out of your hat. 844 00:33:51,820 --> 00:33:53,980 I was Gossip Girl for two months. 845 00:33:54,108 --> 00:33:56,507 You have no idea the dirt I have on people. 846 00:33:57,221 --> 00:33:59,350 I've been so good for so long, 847 00:33:59,704 --> 00:34:01,428 it's time for me to be bad. 848 00:34:01,723 --> 00:34:03,043 I can help you. 849 00:34:03,044 --> 00:34:05,124 Let me solve all your problems. 850 00:34:14,224 --> 00:34:15,377 Fine. 851 00:34:15,545 --> 00:34:16,845 Anything to be done with this. 852 00:34:16,846 --> 00:34:18,393 Do what you can, and if you succeed, 853 00:34:18,394 --> 00:34:21,268 then I'll enjoy whatever horror you concoct. 854 00:34:21,464 --> 00:34:23,817 Believe me, I won't let you down, 855 00:34:23,818 --> 00:34:26,540 and you won't let me down, either, when I come back. 856 00:34:40,775 --> 00:34:42,167 Charles. 857 00:34:42,749 --> 00:34:44,836 Lily, I'm sorry for your loss. 858 00:34:44,837 --> 00:34:48,080 Oh. Tough day, as they say. 859 00:34:48,859 --> 00:34:49,671 For you, too? 860 00:34:49,672 --> 00:34:53,308 Oh, no, I wouldn't dream of adding to your burden. 861 00:34:53,388 --> 00:34:55,179 Oh, come on. You never have. 862 00:34:55,586 --> 00:34:57,332 It would be a good distraction. 863 00:34:57,945 --> 00:34:59,124 What's wrong? 864 00:34:59,316 --> 00:35:02,587 Blair. She walked away from me today, 865 00:35:02,588 --> 00:35:05,260 and not like she has done in the past. 866 00:35:05,843 --> 00:35:07,059 It was different. 867 00:35:08,395 --> 00:35:10,123 I feel like she's changing. 868 00:35:13,719 --> 00:35:15,339 I know I didn't die in the car accident, 869 00:35:15,340 --> 00:35:17,339 but sometimes it feels like I did. 870 00:35:17,397 --> 00:35:20,655 Don't say that. You survived, and it was a miracle. 871 00:35:20,656 --> 00:35:21,759 Yeah. 872 00:35:22,079 --> 00:35:23,510 Thanks to Saint Waldorf. 873 00:35:23,511 --> 00:35:25,579 You mean thanks to Saint Jack. 874 00:35:27,499 --> 00:35:29,172 The doctors didn't tell you? 875 00:35:30,108 --> 00:35:32,780 Oh, it's all such a blur now. Um... 876 00:35:34,351 --> 00:35:36,794 When you were in surgery, there was a complication, 877 00:35:36,795 --> 00:35:40,669 and they needed a family member for a blood transfusion, 878 00:35:40,840 --> 00:35:43,080 and I gave the doctors Jack's number. 879 00:35:43,178 --> 00:35:44,454 Jack? 880 00:35:45,007 --> 00:35:46,143 Yes. 881 00:35:50,195 --> 00:35:51,614 You haven't lived until you've tried 882 00:35:51,615 --> 00:35:53,454 caramel mousse and chocolate. 883 00:35:54,036 --> 00:35:56,466 Are you just gonna ply me with sweets until I cheer up? 884 00:35:56,467 --> 00:35:58,271 Because I think I'll probably go into sugar shock 885 00:35:58,272 --> 00:35:59,587 before that happens. 886 00:35:59,588 --> 00:36:01,138 I am so sorry. I mean, truly. 887 00:36:01,139 --> 00:36:04,479 No, don't be. You're about the only good thing 888 00:36:04,480 --> 00:36:05,840 in my life right now. 889 00:36:09,711 --> 00:36:11,631 Sorry. Hello? 890 00:36:11,632 --> 00:36:14,192 Lola. It's William Van Der Woodsen. 891 00:36:14,532 --> 00:36:15,334 Hey. 892 00:36:15,335 --> 00:36:16,499 Sorry to bother you. 893 00:36:16,500 --> 00:36:19,068 I just felt badly we weren't able to finish our conversation, 894 00:36:19,069 --> 00:36:21,708 so I asked Serena for your phone number. 895 00:36:21,757 --> 00:36:24,879 Oh, no. You know, today was a lot for everybody, 896 00:36:24,880 --> 00:36:27,695 so... no apology necessary. 897 00:36:27,768 --> 00:36:30,162 Well, I'm at the Empire if you need to reach me, okay? 898 00:36:30,163 --> 00:36:33,284 Okay. Great. Yeah. I'll call you then, I guess. 899 00:36:34,205 --> 00:36:35,436 Bye. 900 00:36:44,128 --> 00:36:45,394 So after all that, 901 00:36:45,395 --> 00:36:48,259 you're really just giving up "Gossip Girl"? 902 00:36:48,260 --> 00:36:50,042 Well, with Chuck and Blair beholden to me, 903 00:36:50,043 --> 00:36:51,692 I'm more powerful than ever. 904 00:36:51,855 --> 00:36:53,990 It's time to pass the "Gossip Girl" baton. 905 00:36:53,991 --> 00:36:56,342 Let someone else see if they can outshine me, 906 00:36:56,443 --> 00:36:58,347 or at the very least, die trying. 907 00:36:58,491 --> 00:37:01,675 Now be a doll and send this for me. 908 00:37:03,192 --> 00:37:05,378 My flight to Monaco is in two hours, 909 00:37:05,379 --> 00:37:07,123 and be very careful with this. 910 00:37:07,204 --> 00:37:10,260 There's stuff on this laptop that'll blow people's minds. 911 00:37:11,444 --> 00:37:12,995 Bring back pictures. 912 00:37:13,610 --> 00:37:14,987 Don't you worry. 913 00:37:20,251 --> 00:37:21,559 Bye. 914 00:37:24,550 --> 00:37:27,396 Finally, some peace and quiet. 915 00:37:29,168 --> 00:37:30,480 I'm sorry. 916 00:37:31,302 --> 00:37:33,128 Am I interrupting something? 917 00:37:34,906 --> 00:37:37,535 Yes, you are. It's been a long day for everyone. 918 00:37:37,536 --> 00:37:39,051 I think it'd be best if you left. 919 00:37:39,052 --> 00:37:41,248 I was just gonna say the same thing... 920 00:37:41,249 --> 00:37:42,868 But to the two of you. 921 00:37:44,075 --> 00:37:45,403 What are you talking about? 922 00:37:49,835 --> 00:37:51,900 This is my apartment now. 923 00:37:53,739 --> 00:37:55,333 That's ridiculous. 924 00:37:55,334 --> 00:37:57,876 You think we're just gonna let you live here. 925 00:37:58,735 --> 00:38:01,214 This all just needs to get sorted out. 926 00:38:01,251 --> 00:38:02,595 Naturally. 927 00:38:02,799 --> 00:38:05,407 But you'll have to do it from someplace else. 928 00:38:05,507 --> 00:38:07,584 Oh, and where are we supposed to go? 929 00:38:07,585 --> 00:38:09,730 It's not like we have another apartment in the city. It's-- 930 00:38:09,731 --> 00:38:10,732 Yes, we do, Lil. 931 00:38:10,733 --> 00:38:11,386 Oh. 932 00:38:11,387 --> 00:38:12,508 Come on. 933 00:38:19,743 --> 00:38:21,743 I'll just get my things. 934 00:38:39,135 --> 00:38:42,283 Oh, Ms. Serena. I tidy up later. 935 00:38:42,284 --> 00:38:43,771 No, it's okay. 936 00:38:46,535 --> 00:38:48,903 It was beautiful wake for Ms. Cece. 937 00:38:50,203 --> 00:38:52,013 Good-byes never easy. 938 00:38:52,567 --> 00:38:55,384 Yeah, I know, but that's all I seem to say these days-- 939 00:38:55,688 --> 00:38:59,592 to my grandma, to jobs, to boys, to everything. 940 00:39:00,031 --> 00:39:02,080 I'm just sick of good-byes. 941 00:39:03,247 --> 00:39:05,423 Something new arrive soon. 942 00:39:07,468 --> 00:39:08,890 It always does. 943 00:39:09,923 --> 00:39:11,395 I hope so. 944 00:39:12,059 --> 00:39:14,204 I'm ready for it, whatever it is. 945 00:39:28,928 --> 00:39:31,071 Attention, Upper East Siders. 946 00:39:31,132 --> 00:39:33,510 After everything that happened today, 947 00:39:33,511 --> 00:39:35,718 I've decided I need a little break 948 00:39:35,719 --> 00:39:37,307 to catch my breath. 949 00:39:37,308 --> 00:39:39,260 I'm sure you do, too. 950 00:39:39,924 --> 00:39:42,506 But don't worry. I'll be back. 951 00:39:42,507 --> 00:39:44,140 I always am. 952 00:39:44,165 --> 00:39:54,174 Sync by YYeTs.net Corrected by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com 953 00:39:55,770 --> 00:39:57,270 Well, if you came here 954 00:39:57,271 --> 00:39:59,139 to tell me what a horrible person I am, 955 00:39:59,140 --> 00:40:01,942 then you're too late. I already know. 956 00:40:01,943 --> 00:40:03,977 That's not why I came. 957 00:40:05,395 --> 00:40:07,647 You got back together with Chuck? 958 00:40:07,648 --> 00:40:09,248 No. 959 00:40:14,421 --> 00:40:17,313 Are you... moving to a desert island 960 00:40:17,433 --> 00:40:18,600 where there are no men at all, 961 00:40:18,601 --> 00:40:20,335 and you'll be living the rest of your life 962 00:40:20,336 --> 00:40:22,288 in peaceful solitude? 963 00:40:22,559 --> 00:40:23,781 No. 964 00:40:28,035 --> 00:40:31,711 I told Chuck he doesn't have my heart anymore. 965 00:40:33,947 --> 00:40:36,274 I realized it belongs to someone else. 966 00:40:47,882 --> 00:40:51,764 Uh, so, Dan, are you gonna invite me in or what? 967 00:40:53,667 --> 00:40:55,146 What? 968 00:40:55,266 --> 00:40:57,482 - You just said my name. - Dan? 969 00:40:57,602 --> 00:40:59,025 Yeah. You just said it again. 970 00:40:59,145 --> 00:41:01,105 Dan. 971 00:41:01,106 --> 00:41:02,340 Say it again. 972 00:41:02,341 --> 00:41:04,242 Dan. 973 00:41:04,243 --> 00:41:06,332 Mmm. Dan. 974 00:41:07,126 --> 00:41:08,677 Mmm. 975 00:41:08,947 --> 00:41:13,039 And when I return, I bet it'll be a whole new world. 976 00:41:13,485 --> 00:41:16,869 X.O.X.O. Gossip Girl.