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JANE: That's me, Jane Quimby.
My life is a little complicated right now.
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I landed my fashion dream job
working for her, Gray Chandler Murray.
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The only problem?
They think I'm an adult.
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Now I am juggling two secret lives.
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One in high school
and one in high fashion.
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NARRATOR:
Previously on Jane by Design:
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Yes, it's perfect.
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It's...
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- I love it, India.
- You do?
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- That sketch is mine. And I...
- Jane.
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INDIA: No, it's mine.
- No, it's mine.
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Both of you stop it this instant.
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Feels kind of weird
to go to a party without her.
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You'd rather not go to a party with me
than go to one without Jane?
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You can dress up all you want,
but you're still trash too.
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Just get out.
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Lu?
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Right.
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[BANGING ON DOOR]
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You're coming with me. Now.
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This is my design.
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I'm so sorry I doubted you, Jane.
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- It's okay.
- I still can't believe India did this.
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India, you and I, it's over.
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[UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
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JANE: We all have baggage.
The stuff we always carry with us.
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But what are the essentials?
The things we simply can't live without.
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And what are the things
we'd be better off leaving behind?
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It's hard to know
what's in your own baggage
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until you take a closer look.
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[UPBEAT POP MUSIC PLAYING]
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Ripped By mstoll
Happy New Year 2016 - New Year, New Color ;-)
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Heh. Janey, I thought this whole weekend
camping trip was only for one night.
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It is. But, you know,
I just wanna be prepared.
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This is Nick's and my first camping trip,
and I want everything to go perfectly.
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And I don't wanna leave
anything to chance.
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- Nervous, huh?
- No. I...
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On a scale of 1 to 10?
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- Twelve.
- Ha, ha.
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- What if I mess things up?
- Oh, you won't.
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And, you know, if you do,
at least you'll be well dressed.
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Ha, ha.
I'm just glad you're gonna be there.
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Right. About that.
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- I might not go.
- What? Why?
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Because Lulu's going and
I haven't talked to her since Nick's party.
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Has she, uh, tried to call?
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Yeah. She left me, like,
a bunch of messages.
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What did she say?
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That she's sorry about
what happened the other night.
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Pfft. Whatever, you know,
it doesn't make any difference.
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Look, Billy, I know you're mad at Lulu.
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And I agree, she should have left
with you at the party.
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But eventually
you're gonna have to talk to her.
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Are you seriously trying to patch things up
with me and Lulu right now?
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Heh. No. No.
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But I will give the girl credit
for one thing.
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She's not giving up.
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Can I help you?
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Hi, Tommy. Is Billy home?
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No. Who are you?
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- I'm Lulu.
- Okay.
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I'm Billy's girlfriend.
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Nice.
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Did you guys just meet?
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No. We've been dating for a while.
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Really? I didn't know
Billy had a girlfriend.
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[SIGHS]
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- Can you just tell him I stopped by?
- Yeah, sure thing.
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Thanks.
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Hey.
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What was your name again?
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Lulu.
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What's a funny opening line
for Sex-Ed class?
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RITA:
A funny opening line?
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Sex-Ed class is usually
so stuffy and awkward.
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I wanna lead off with a joke. Make it fun.
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Sex-Ed classes
are not supposed to be fun.
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I suggest you make it
as awkward as possible.
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- Trust me.
- Okay. Okay.
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So are you excited about
the camping trip this weekend?
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I've decided to opt out
of my chaperoning duties.
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- You're not going?
- Yeah, camping's not really my thing.
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That's too bad.
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Well, I'm just not really
the outdoors type.
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Really? I love camping.
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I feel like it's a chance
to just become one with nature.
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Yeah. That doesn't sound appealing
to me at all.
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But I hope you have fun.
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Hey, Rita. Think fast.
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RITA: Thanks, Todd.
- Right size?
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Yep. They're perfect.
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- Great. Hey, Ben.
- Mr. Hunter.
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- Come on, you can call me Todd.
- Okay, Todd,
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what's with the
perfectly sized marshmallows?
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Oh, they're for the s'mores this weekend.
Rita loves s'mores, so...
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- She does? I mean, I knew that.
- You did?
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Yeah. You must have told me when
we were having drinks the other night.
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Okay. Uh, listen, Rita,
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you save me a seat at the campfire
next to you, okay?
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You bring the marshmallows.
I'll bring graham crackers and chocolate.
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And I will bring the strawberries.
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So save a seat for me next to you as well
at the fire. On the other side is fine.
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I'm confused. I thought you just said
you weren't going on the camping trip.
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I was kidding. I love camping.
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I can't wait. It's really, for me,
a chance to become one with nature.
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So I'm gonna go read up right now
on which plants I can eat
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and which ones will kill me.
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It's gonna be a really good time.
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We're gonna have...
We're gonna have a lot of fun.
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[BELL RINGS]
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I just don't see what the big deal is.
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The big deal is he didn't even
tell his brother he has a girlfriend.
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So? You didn't tell your dad
you have a boyfriend.
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- That's totally different.
- How is that different?
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- It just is. Okay?
- If you say so.
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He's coming over here, by the way.
Don't turn around.
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- Who? Billy?
HARPER: Yeah. And he's getting closer.
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Hey. I said don't turn around.
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[MELANCHOLY POP MUSIC PLAYING]
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I'm gonna go somewhere else. Bye.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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I like the new, old look.
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Thanks.
You know, I feel like myself again.
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I'm glad. Did you get my messages?
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Yeah.
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I'm really sorry about the party, Billy.
I guess I just panicked.
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- I didn't know what I was supposed to do.
- You were supposed to stand by me.
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- I know.
- I thought you were on my side, Lulu.
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I am on your side, Billy.
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Just give me another chance
and I'll prove it.
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Look, how about
we put all this behind us for now
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and try and have some fun
this weekend?
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Can we do that?
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[BELL RINGS]
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- Will you be my buddy?
- Your buddy?
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Yes, I would like for us to be buddies.
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- Are you sure we're ready for that?
- I know, it's a big step.
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But the rules of the camping trip
require each student
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to have a buddy this weekend.
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- And you want me?
- Yes. I do.
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I think it'll be good for us to finally
have some time together.
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- And what about your brother?
JANE: What about him?
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- Ben's chaperoning, isn't he?
- Trust me, there is no way Ben is going.
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- Why not?
- He hates camping.
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Ever since he was a kid,
he's been terrified of small animals.
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He's scared of nature in general.
He thinks it's too unpredictable.
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Good news, my fellow campers.
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- What? No.
BEN: That's right.
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You're looking at
the coolest chaperone ever.
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Oh, no, no, no, Ben. You hate camping.
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- I'm gonna learn to love it.
- You are not qualified to chaperone.
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Actually, I am because I'm faculty.
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I think you should know
what you're getting yourself into.
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You're not gonna scare me, Jane.
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JANE: There will be numerous small
creatures out there, creeping in the dark.
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And most of them bite. I'm just saying.
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How small?
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Tiny.
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No. I can do this.
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- No, you don't have to do this.
BEN: Yes, I do.
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- I just need to find a buddy.
- No.
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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So much for that time alone. Come on.
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Fashion Week is upon us,
and Donovan is expecting perfection.
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And this is nowhere near perfection.
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It is a competitive job market
out there, people.
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A cold, hard world,
and I would hate for you to have to enter it.
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Get back to work.
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Well, that was inspiring.
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- It must be so frustrating for her.
- What?
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Well, every time we preview a new line,
Beau Bronn beats us to the punch.
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Yeah, it's frustrating for all of us, India.
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INDIA:
That's what I meant.
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Right.
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Look, Jeremy.
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I know things have been a little tense
between us
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since that whole
wedding-dress debacle last week.
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Let me make it up to you. I booked
that place upstate for the weekend.
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- Do you know the one...?
- India.
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What?
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I told you. It's over.
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I know.
And I'm, heh, totally fine with that.
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I just... I thought if you didn't
have plans this weekend...
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I have plans this weekend.
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We haven't had a chance
to spend a lot of time together.
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You know, just us.
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Oh, so this is like
your first romantic getaway?
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Oh, it's not exactly a romantic getaway.
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Well, it can be if you want it to be.
Ha, ha.
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Maybe.
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I'm just glad
I finally get some actual time with him.
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Jane Quimby, you really like this guy.
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Yeah, I really do.
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Tell me more.
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Honestly? I'm kind of nervous
talking about him right now.
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- Is that a bad thing?
- No, no, no. That is a very good thing.
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I just want this weekend to go well.
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Until recently,
our timing hasn't been great.
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CARTER:
Mm-hm. So is he cute?
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Uh, he's really incredibly cute.
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[JANE & CARTER CHUCKLE]
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And smart. And sweet.
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And the best part about him is
he likes me. Ha, ha.
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- What's not to like?
- Thanks, Carter.
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Look, trust me, you are going
to have a fabulous weekend.
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I can't wait.
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[JANE & CARTER CHUCKLE]
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[UPBEAT POP MUSIC PLAYING]
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INDIA:
Gray, can I have a word with you?
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GRAY:
What do you want, India?
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I was just wondering, who are you sending
to Beverly Hills this weekend
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to take a look at the new store location?
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Someone from Business Affairs. Why?
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If it's okay, I'd like to go instead.
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I think it's important for us to be familiar
with the store locations.
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Okay, go ahead.
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- You're still here.
- I am.
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If it's okay with you,
I'd like to bring an assistant with me.
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Just in case anything unexpected
comes up.
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Whom did you have in mind?
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- Me?
- Yes, you.
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- Uh, why me?
- India requested you personally.
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I don't understand.
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Why would India want me
to go anywhere with her?
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Exactly.
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So do you want me to go?
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I do.
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- But I have this, um, really important...
GRAY: Tell me something, Jane.
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- Do you trust India?
- I am, uh, not sure if...
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Just answer the question.
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She's a little shady.
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I agree. How long have you had
these suspicions?
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Oh, no, no, no. I'm not suspicious.
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I just think she's a little shady.
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Which is why I want you to go with her this
weekend. I need you to keep an eye on her.
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I want you with her every minute.
I can't take a chance right now.
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If India is up to something shady,
I want to know about it.
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- Oh, but I think that you could...
- That'll be all.
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00:12:52,104 --> 00:12:53,366
Hi. It's me.
240
00:12:53,506 --> 00:12:55,770
Hey, where are you?
The bus is about to leave.
241
00:12:56,709 --> 00:12:58,199
Change of plans.
242
00:12:58,744 --> 00:13:01,144
Let me guess, the internship?
243
00:13:01,280 --> 00:13:03,646
I'm sorry. Something really
important came up
244
00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:05,944
and it looks like
I have to work all weekend.
245
00:13:06,085 --> 00:13:08,815
- Great.
- I know. I'm so sorry.
246
00:13:09,288 --> 00:13:12,587
No, don't worry about it. I mean, I should
expect this sort of thing by now, right?
247
00:13:12,725 --> 00:13:17,253
Trust me. I would much rather
be with you this weekend. It's work.
248
00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:19,791
[OVER PHONE]
I really wish I could go camping, I just...
249
00:13:19,932 --> 00:13:22,059
Can't. Again.
250
00:13:22,201 --> 00:13:24,931
Don't worry. Um, ahem.
Have a great weekend, Jane.
251
00:13:40,419 --> 00:13:43,547
- Jane's not coming?
- Stay out of it, Lulu.
252
00:13:43,689 --> 00:13:45,554
Sorry.
253
00:13:45,691 --> 00:13:49,525
No, no, no, wait. I'm sorry.
I shouldn't take it out on you.
254
00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:52,859
It's okay. Trust me, I get it.
255
00:13:53,566 --> 00:13:55,193
Where's Billy?
256
00:13:55,634 --> 00:13:57,295
If I had to guess,
257
00:13:57,436 --> 00:14:01,634
I'd say Jane needed his help with
something and he went running to her.
258
00:14:01,774 --> 00:14:03,435
What else is new?
259
00:14:06,312 --> 00:14:07,973
Hey, let me help you with that.
260
00:14:08,514 --> 00:14:12,143
- Thank you, Ben.
- You are welcome, Rita Shaw.
261
00:14:12,284 --> 00:14:15,253
I'm really glad you changed your mind
about coming this weekend.
262
00:14:15,387 --> 00:14:18,015
So am I. It should be interesting.
263
00:14:18,157 --> 00:14:19,920
As long as there are no
unforeseen incidents.
264
00:14:20,059 --> 00:14:21,686
Like squirrels attacking the campsite?
265
00:14:21,827 --> 00:14:25,092
Look, I don't even... I don't know why
you would joke about something like that.
266
00:14:25,231 --> 00:14:27,096
So where is Jane? I haven't seen her.
267
00:14:27,233 --> 00:14:30,600
Yeah, her internship decided
to kidnap her for the weekend.
268
00:14:31,203 --> 00:14:34,138
- That's been happening a lot.
BEN: Yeah, it has.
269
00:14:34,540 --> 00:14:37,304
Yeah, I mean, I know she loves it
and everything.
270
00:14:37,443 --> 00:14:39,536
But it's kind of taken over her life.
271
00:14:40,012 --> 00:14:42,344
I'm here to help if you need it.
272
00:14:42,481 --> 00:14:43,812
Thanks.
273
00:14:43,949 --> 00:14:45,576
So do you, um?
274
00:14:46,252 --> 00:14:49,312
You wanna sit together on the bus?
275
00:14:50,189 --> 00:14:53,784
- Todd already asked me to sit with him.
- Of course he did.
276
00:14:53,926 --> 00:14:55,621
Then who am I gonna sit with?
277
00:14:55,761 --> 00:14:56,853
[UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
278
00:14:56,996 --> 00:15:00,523
- You ready for some fun, Quimby?
- Why are you wearing that?
279
00:15:00,666 --> 00:15:03,726
- Do you know how to tie a bowline knot?
- No, I do not.
280
00:15:03,869 --> 00:15:06,269
Todd taught me
the five essential camping knots.
281
00:15:06,405 --> 00:15:08,270
Did you know he volunteered
in the Peace Corps?
282
00:15:08,407 --> 00:15:10,841
- Of course he did.
RITA: Ha, ha.
283
00:15:11,710 --> 00:15:13,735
Why are we not moving?
284
00:15:17,516 --> 00:15:19,814
- Nice of you to join us, Billy.
- Better late than never.
285
00:15:19,952 --> 00:15:22,420
- Right, Mr. Quimby?
- I don't know.
286
00:15:22,855 --> 00:15:24,755
- What, why?
- Double cinch knot.
287
00:15:24,890 --> 00:15:26,824
BEN: Oh.
JENKINS: Watch this.
288
00:15:26,959 --> 00:15:29,519
Oh. Hi, Lulu. Sorry I'm late.
289
00:15:29,662 --> 00:15:31,459
That was cutting it kind of close.
290
00:15:31,597 --> 00:15:34,361
Oh, yeah, I know.
I didn't think I was gonna make it.
291
00:15:34,500 --> 00:15:36,491
Neither did I.
292
00:15:38,137 --> 00:15:39,832
Why did you want to take me
this weekend?
293
00:15:39,972 --> 00:15:42,167
- To assist.
- You could have taken anybody.
294
00:15:42,308 --> 00:15:45,038
Yes. But I wanted to take a nobody.
295
00:15:47,546 --> 00:15:50,481
- We're not gonna make the flight anyway.
INDIA: We're fine.
296
00:15:50,616 --> 00:15:52,914
JANE: We won't make it.
The plane leaves in eight minutes.
297
00:15:53,052 --> 00:15:56,613
The plane leaves
when we tell it to leave.
298
00:15:56,755 --> 00:15:59,519
What? Why would they?
299
00:16:09,902 --> 00:16:11,062
Wow.
300
00:16:11,870 --> 00:16:13,895
[UPBEAT POP MUSIC PLAYING]
301
00:16:35,361 --> 00:16:39,695
AGENT: Okay, you have seen
our three most exclusive listings.
302
00:16:40,199 --> 00:16:43,532
Now comes the tough part. Choosing.
303
00:16:43,669 --> 00:16:45,796
- I think they're all fabulous.
- Of course they were.
304
00:16:45,938 --> 00:16:49,635
- Jane, which one do you like?
- You're asking me?
305
00:16:49,775 --> 00:16:52,209
Well, you seem to have an opinion
on everything.
306
00:16:52,344 --> 00:16:53,743
[JANE CHUCKLES]
307
00:16:53,879 --> 00:16:57,178
Well, if I had to choose,
I'd say my two favorite locations
308
00:16:57,316 --> 00:17:00,308
are the one on Wilshire
and the one on Beverly.
309
00:17:00,452 --> 00:17:02,545
Let's send Gray the one on Robertson.
310
00:17:02,688 --> 00:17:05,122
- But you just asked me for...
- That one was my favorite too.
311
00:17:05,257 --> 00:17:07,282
You will not be disappointed.
312
00:17:07,426 --> 00:17:09,621
I'll just get those papers sent
to New York right away.
313
00:17:09,762 --> 00:17:11,286
Thank you.
314
00:17:12,398 --> 00:17:14,229
Thanks for your help.
315
00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:15,925
[SIGHS]
316
00:17:19,405 --> 00:17:22,636
It says to unfurl the tent.
317
00:17:22,775 --> 00:17:25,300
- I already unfurled it.
- How can you tell?
318
00:17:25,444 --> 00:17:27,503
Are there pictures in the manual?
319
00:17:27,646 --> 00:17:30,547
Yes, but they all look like math.
So I'm just ignoring them.
320
00:17:32,084 --> 00:17:34,450
- You guys need some help?
- I give up.
321
00:17:35,487 --> 00:17:37,648
- I think that was a yes.
- Ha, ha.
322
00:17:37,790 --> 00:17:39,621
Thanks, Billy.
323
00:17:40,926 --> 00:17:43,019
Wow, I wouldn't have pegged you
for the camping type.
324
00:17:43,162 --> 00:17:45,289
Oh, there's a lot
you don't know about me.
325
00:17:45,431 --> 00:17:47,262
LULU:
Such as?
326
00:17:47,399 --> 00:17:49,367
Former Eagle Scout. Ah.
327
00:17:49,501 --> 00:17:51,332
- Really?
- No.
328
00:17:51,470 --> 00:17:52,994
[BILLY & LULU LAUGH]
329
00:17:53,138 --> 00:17:55,629
So why were you late for the bus?
330
00:17:55,774 --> 00:17:57,901
Oh, I had to drop Jane off
at the train station.
331
00:17:58,043 --> 00:18:01,410
- You know, the traffic kind of sucked.
- I figured you were with Jane.
332
00:18:02,381 --> 00:18:03,439
Is that a problem?
333
00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:06,350
No. I just...
334
00:18:06,485 --> 00:18:08,453
Let's just finish the tent.
335
00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:16,061
All right, that should just about do it.
336
00:18:16,195 --> 00:18:19,164
- Wow, it's perfect.
- Ha.
337
00:18:19,298 --> 00:18:22,131
Well, listen, consider this
your home away from home.
338
00:18:22,267 --> 00:18:24,895
- I will. Thank you, Todd.
- You're welcome.
339
00:18:25,037 --> 00:18:27,528
So is this like a hobby of yours?
Tent building?
340
00:18:27,673 --> 00:18:30,005
- No. God, no.
RITA: Ha, ha.
341
00:18:30,142 --> 00:18:34,044
No, I'd say carpentry
is sort of like my part-time hobby.
342
00:18:34,179 --> 00:18:36,340
I spent a year in Haiti
rebuilding homes for families
343
00:18:36,482 --> 00:18:38,746
who lost everything
in that earthquake, so...
344
00:18:39,084 --> 00:18:41,575
Amazing. I didn't know you did that.
345
00:18:41,720 --> 00:18:44,280
TODD: Yeah, yeah. I don't like to talk
about it too much, though.
346
00:18:44,423 --> 00:18:46,254
Yeah, right.
347
00:18:46,391 --> 00:18:48,825
- Sorry, what's that, Ben?
- Nothing.
348
00:18:49,528 --> 00:18:51,155
Ooh.
349
00:18:51,296 --> 00:18:53,287
Having some tent issues there?
350
00:18:53,432 --> 00:18:57,835
BEN: No, no, no. I'm just...
I'm just taking a break, is all.
351
00:18:57,970 --> 00:19:01,929
Okay. Well, listen,
I got Rita's tent up pretty quick.
352
00:19:02,074 --> 00:19:04,065
If you need a hand,
I'm happy to tackle yours.
353
00:19:04,743 --> 00:19:07,541
No, I think I can tackle mine just fine.
354
00:19:07,679 --> 00:19:09,010
TODD:
All right, fair enough.
355
00:19:09,481 --> 00:19:12,109
Hey, listen, make sure
you dispose of those properly.
356
00:19:12,251 --> 00:19:14,310
Don't wanna attract any bears.
357
00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:16,318
Yeah.
358
00:19:16,688 --> 00:19:19,953
Rita, let me show you the upstairs.
359
00:19:20,092 --> 00:19:22,390
RITA: Cut it out.
TODD: No, I'm serious.
360
00:19:24,429 --> 00:19:26,192
[DIALING PHONE]
361
00:19:26,331 --> 00:19:27,662
[LINE RINGS]
362
00:19:27,799 --> 00:19:29,664
Hey, Jane. It's Ben.
363
00:19:29,801 --> 00:19:34,932
Uh, are there bears where...?
Wherever I am?
364
00:19:35,073 --> 00:19:36,734
Um...
365
00:19:36,875 --> 00:19:40,242
I wish you were here.
I hope you're not working too hard.
366
00:19:43,515 --> 00:19:46,279
Hey, Jenkins,
you want some potato chips?
367
00:19:46,418 --> 00:19:47,851
[DOOR CLOSES]
368
00:19:47,986 --> 00:19:51,854
Wow. You look amazing.
What are you doing?
369
00:19:51,990 --> 00:19:53,150
None of your business.
370
00:19:53,625 --> 00:19:58,790
- Do you have another meeting?
- Again, none of your business.
371
00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:03,793
I'm meeting with friends, okay?
372
00:20:03,936 --> 00:20:07,463
So are they like "friend" friends
or are they like "business" friends?
373
00:20:07,606 --> 00:20:08,903
What does it matter?
374
00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:12,704
It doesn't matter. I was just wondering.
375
00:20:12,844 --> 00:20:14,505
Business friends.
376
00:20:14,646 --> 00:20:16,079
So it is another meeting?
377
00:20:17,516 --> 00:20:19,882
Okay, I'm gonna stop
asking questions now.
378
00:20:20,018 --> 00:20:21,451
INDIA:
Good.
379
00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:23,248
What are you gonna do?
380
00:20:23,388 --> 00:20:26,050
I'm probably just gonna hang out
in here and watch some TV.
381
00:20:26,191 --> 00:20:29,786
Did you know they have movies on here
that are still in theaters? That's so crazy.
382
00:20:31,096 --> 00:20:32,654
Don't wait up.
383
00:20:33,865 --> 00:20:35,890
[UPBEAT POP MUSIC PLAYING]
384
00:21:00,592 --> 00:21:02,890
Hey. Can I buy you a drink?
385
00:21:03,028 --> 00:21:04,359
Oh, um...
386
00:21:04,496 --> 00:21:06,794
Yeah. I'll take a Shirley Temple.
387
00:21:07,766 --> 00:21:09,063
Okay.
388
00:21:15,274 --> 00:21:16,866
[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
389
00:21:17,609 --> 00:21:18,803
[SCREAMS]
390
00:21:23,548 --> 00:21:25,482
[INAUDIBLY]
Excuse me.
391
00:21:27,619 --> 00:21:29,382
Hi, India.
392
00:21:29,521 --> 00:21:30,988
What are you doing?
393
00:21:31,623 --> 00:21:34,421
I just came down for a drink.
394
00:21:34,860 --> 00:21:37,226
Go back to the room.
395
00:21:39,598 --> 00:21:42,465
You're Beau Bronn.
396
00:21:42,768 --> 00:21:44,463
Yes, I am.
397
00:21:47,039 --> 00:21:48,768
Come, join us.
398
00:21:51,343 --> 00:21:53,277
[UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC PLAYING
ON SPEAKERS]
399
00:21:53,412 --> 00:21:56,108
I didn't realize
that you and India knew each other.
400
00:21:56,248 --> 00:21:58,239
Oh, we've known each other
for a long time.
401
00:21:58,383 --> 00:21:59,873
Really?
402
00:22:01,086 --> 00:22:02,610
And what do you do, Christopher?
403
00:22:02,754 --> 00:22:05,416
- I'm a junior designer at Threads.
- One of our best.
404
00:22:06,692 --> 00:22:08,421
What about you, Jane?
Are you a designer?
405
00:22:08,560 --> 00:22:12,189
- Oh. Well, I've always had a passion for...
- She's Gray's assistant.
406
00:22:12,331 --> 00:22:13,855
Yes, I am.
407
00:22:14,299 --> 00:22:16,199
So, Jane, how is Gray doing
these days?
408
00:22:16,335 --> 00:22:19,532
She's busy. Obviously.
409
00:22:19,671 --> 00:22:21,935
She always worked too much.
410
00:22:22,541 --> 00:22:24,406
- Can I ask you a question?
- No, you can't.
411
00:22:24,543 --> 00:22:25,601
Of course you can.
412
00:22:25,744 --> 00:22:27,644
Why does Gray?
413
00:22:28,347 --> 00:22:31,248
- Hate me?
- I wasn't gonna put it like that.
414
00:22:31,383 --> 00:22:34,580
- Jane, that's extremely personal.
- It's fine.
415
00:22:34,720 --> 00:22:37,280
It's fine. My relationship with Gray
has always been complicated.
416
00:22:37,422 --> 00:22:39,356
I guess she never really trusted me.
417
00:22:40,592 --> 00:22:44,153
And looking back, I'm not even sure
if she trusted me on our wedding day.
418
00:22:45,330 --> 00:22:47,321
Wait. What?
419
00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:51,567
Mm. Rita, one for you.
420
00:22:51,703 --> 00:22:54,501
Jenkins. One for you.
421
00:22:56,274 --> 00:22:58,071
How did you get it so golden brown?
422
00:22:58,610 --> 00:23:00,475
Little thing called timing.
423
00:23:00,812 --> 00:23:03,679
- Ben, got one for you too.
- No, thanks.
424
00:23:03,815 --> 00:23:06,682
I prefer my s'mores a little well done.
425
00:23:09,054 --> 00:23:10,749
[TODD SIGHS]
426
00:23:10,889 --> 00:23:14,154
Wow. I am so glad that we get to share
this weekend together.
427
00:23:14,292 --> 00:23:15,782
Me too.
428
00:23:18,764 --> 00:23:22,530
TODD: This is what it's all about.
- This is what it's all about.
429
00:23:22,901 --> 00:23:25,062
Who wants to sing some songs?
430
00:23:25,203 --> 00:23:26,261
I don't.
431
00:23:26,405 --> 00:23:29,033
[TODD SINGING
MELLOW FOLK SONG]
432
00:23:31,276 --> 00:23:33,369
I'm gonna go check
on the kids' campfire.
433
00:23:33,512 --> 00:23:35,503
- Get a little fresh air.
- We're outside, Ben.
434
00:23:35,647 --> 00:23:38,309
Are we? And yet I'm suffocating.
435
00:23:50,529 --> 00:23:52,053
[UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC PLAYING
ON SPEAKERS]
436
00:23:52,197 --> 00:23:53,960
So let me get this straight.
437
00:23:54,099 --> 00:23:58,035
You and Gray were married once?
438
00:23:58,170 --> 00:23:59,933
Technically, we still are.
439
00:24:00,071 --> 00:24:03,871
Wait. Right now?
Gray is currently married?
440
00:24:04,776 --> 00:24:06,073
To you?
441
00:24:06,745 --> 00:24:08,679
- Does she know this?
- Ha, ha.
442
00:24:08,814 --> 00:24:10,873
- Do you know this?
INDIA: Of course I knew.
443
00:24:11,950 --> 00:24:13,975
Frankly, I'm surprised she didn't tell you.
444
00:24:14,753 --> 00:24:18,655
- Did you know this?
- Yes, I did. Sorry.
445
00:24:19,691 --> 00:24:21,318
It's like I don't know Gray at all.
446
00:24:21,460 --> 00:24:25,089
If it makes you feel better, that's pretty
much what our marriage was like.
447
00:24:25,530 --> 00:24:29,125
Listen, this was lovely,
but I have another meeting.
448
00:24:29,267 --> 00:24:32,759
- India, please think about what I said.
- Mm-hm.
449
00:24:36,708 --> 00:24:38,039
Good night.
450
00:24:40,912 --> 00:24:41,970
What did he want?
451
00:24:42,113 --> 00:24:45,082
- It's none of your business.
- My business?
452
00:24:46,184 --> 00:24:48,618
I told you to stay in the room.
453
00:24:48,753 --> 00:24:50,584
- You never said that.
INDIA: It was implied.
454
00:24:50,722 --> 00:24:52,087
JANE:
I am not staying in the room.
455
00:24:52,224 --> 00:24:54,351
You completely ruined my weekend
by bringing me.
456
00:24:54,493 --> 00:24:56,893
Why? Did you have plans?
457
00:24:57,028 --> 00:24:58,655
- Yes, I did.
INDIA: With a guy?
458
00:24:58,797 --> 00:25:01,265
- With a really good guy.
- He's not a good guy.
459
00:25:01,833 --> 00:25:04,859
- How do you know?
- Trust me. I know from experience.
460
00:25:05,003 --> 00:25:06,527
Uh, you don't know Nick.
461
00:25:07,939 --> 00:25:09,304
Nick?
462
00:25:10,609 --> 00:25:13,169
You were gonna spend the weekend
with a guy named Nick?
463
00:25:13,311 --> 00:25:14,938
Yes.
464
00:25:16,147 --> 00:25:17,580
Oh.
465
00:25:18,617 --> 00:25:20,710
Who'd you think I was gonna spend
the weekend with?
466
00:25:20,852 --> 00:25:24,515
Ah. Nobody. Nobody. Forget it.
467
00:25:25,390 --> 00:25:27,415
India, what were you doing
with Beau Bronn, anyway?
468
00:25:27,559 --> 00:25:31,188
- You wouldn't understand.
JANE: Heh. Try me.
469
00:25:32,397 --> 00:25:34,126
[SIGHS]
470
00:25:34,266 --> 00:25:37,064
- He asked me to come work for him.
- And what did you say?
471
00:25:37,202 --> 00:25:38,635
I said no.
472
00:25:38,770 --> 00:25:41,102
- Then why did you meet with him?
- It's complicated, Jane.
473
00:25:41,239 --> 00:25:43,673
Not everything fits into
your neat little happy-assistant box.
474
00:25:43,808 --> 00:25:46,402
And, frankly, there's nothing more
to talk about. I said no.
475
00:25:47,646 --> 00:25:49,671
Oh, Chris. You're back.
476
00:25:49,814 --> 00:25:50,906
- Yeah.
INDIA: Huh.
477
00:25:51,049 --> 00:25:54,246
Beau gave me the rest of the night off.
Do you mind if I hang out with you two?
478
00:25:54,386 --> 00:25:56,911
- Actually, we were just...
- Not at all.
479
00:25:57,055 --> 00:25:58,886
Let's get another round.
480
00:26:02,160 --> 00:26:03,491
BEN:
But that summer,
481
00:26:03,628 --> 00:26:08,691
the kid's creepy mom wanted revenge
for what had happened to her son.
482
00:26:08,833 --> 00:26:14,100
So all the camp counselors got notes
that said, "I know what you did."
483
00:26:14,272 --> 00:26:15,796
They were scared.
484
00:26:15,941 --> 00:26:18,273
And they had to stay awake
485
00:26:18,777 --> 00:26:21,871
or the mom would go into their dreams
486
00:26:22,013 --> 00:26:24,811
and kill them with her knife fingers.
487
00:26:24,950 --> 00:26:27,919
But they couldn't stay awake forever.
488
00:26:28,053 --> 00:26:32,717
Eventually, they fell asleep
and they died,
489
00:26:32,857 --> 00:26:36,884
one at a time, out in these very woods,
490
00:26:38,096 --> 00:26:40,223
right over there.
491
00:26:40,365 --> 00:26:42,128
That happened in these woods?
492
00:26:42,267 --> 00:26:44,735
Yep. Pretty scary, huh?
493
00:26:45,203 --> 00:26:46,966
I've never been less scared.
494
00:26:47,105 --> 00:26:48,231
[STUDENTS LAUGH]
495
00:26:48,640 --> 00:26:50,767
You just combined
a bunch of scary movies.
496
00:26:50,909 --> 00:26:53,434
- That didn't even make sense.
- Not true at all.
497
00:26:53,578 --> 00:26:56,979
My neighbor's sister was
one of the camp counselors who died.
498
00:26:57,115 --> 00:26:59,379
- Nice try, coach.
BEN: Somebody else wanna tell a story?
499
00:26:59,517 --> 00:27:02,213
- Mind if I join you?
- Not at all. Have a seat.
500
00:27:02,354 --> 00:27:04,254
I know a game we can play.
501
00:27:04,389 --> 00:27:06,949
It's called "Who Would You Save
in a Sinking Canoe?"
502
00:27:07,092 --> 00:27:08,491
Sounds scary.
503
00:27:08,627 --> 00:27:10,857
No, I've heard of this.
It's a trust exercise.
504
00:27:10,996 --> 00:27:14,989
Right. If everyone here
were in a really big sinking canoe
505
00:27:15,133 --> 00:27:19,467
and you could only save one person,
who would you save?
506
00:27:21,940 --> 00:27:23,840
I'd save everyone. Obviously.
507
00:27:23,975 --> 00:27:26,739
- You can't save everyone.
- Yeah, that's the dilemma.
508
00:27:26,878 --> 00:27:28,937
You gotta choose somebody.
509
00:27:29,547 --> 00:27:31,777
I have a question for Billy.
510
00:27:32,350 --> 00:27:37,185
If you were in a sinking canoe
with Jane and me, who would you save?
511
00:27:40,125 --> 00:27:42,787
- Wait. What?
- Okay. This was a bad idea.
512
00:27:42,927 --> 00:27:45,361
You don't have to answer that, Billy.
513
00:27:45,497 --> 00:27:49,024
He doesn't have to.
I already know the answer.
514
00:27:50,835 --> 00:27:52,302
Uh, Lulu, wait.
515
00:27:55,040 --> 00:27:56,098
BEN:
Okay.
516
00:27:56,241 --> 00:27:57,970
Who's ready for another scary story?
517
00:27:58,643 --> 00:28:01,407
BILLY: Hey, what's going on?
- Nothing. I just...
518
00:28:01,546 --> 00:28:05,038
- What's your problem with Jane?
- I don't have a problem with Jane.
519
00:28:05,183 --> 00:28:08,243
I have a problem with the fact
that my boyfriend,
520
00:28:08,386 --> 00:28:13,653
if you're even still my boyfriend,
his life revolves around another girl.
521
00:28:13,792 --> 00:28:16,886
And that girl just happens to be Jane.
I mean, come on.
522
00:28:17,495 --> 00:28:18,826
Don't you think that's a problem?
523
00:28:18,963 --> 00:28:21,056
- No.
- That's the problem.
524
00:28:21,499 --> 00:28:23,524
What do you want me to say?
525
00:28:23,668 --> 00:28:26,000
I want you to say that...
526
00:28:27,005 --> 00:28:30,406
That you choose me over Jane.
527
00:28:31,576 --> 00:28:32,873
I can't do that.
528
00:28:34,446 --> 00:28:36,812
I'm sorry. I just can't.
529
00:28:43,755 --> 00:28:45,279
[UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC PLAYING
ON SPEAKERS]
530
00:28:45,423 --> 00:28:47,789
Ooh, Shirley Temple.
531
00:28:48,226 --> 00:28:49,887
WAITRESS:
Here you go.
532
00:28:50,028 --> 00:28:53,395
Mm. Best Shirley Temple ever.
533
00:28:53,531 --> 00:28:55,431
- Shirley Temple?
JANE: Mm-hm.
534
00:28:55,567 --> 00:28:59,196
You're hilarious and so cute.
Isn't she cute?
535
00:28:59,337 --> 00:29:02,272
- Ha, ha. Thanks.
- She's taken.
536
00:29:02,807 --> 00:29:05,833
- You have a boyfriend, Jane?
- Yes.
537
00:29:06,377 --> 00:29:08,504
Well, maybe, I think.
538
00:29:08,913 --> 00:29:12,212
- You know, I'm not really sure.
- How's the sex?
539
00:29:12,350 --> 00:29:14,648
Heh. What?
540
00:29:14,786 --> 00:29:16,617
We haven't exactly...
541
00:29:16,755 --> 00:29:20,816
There it is. They always like you
before you sleep with them.
542
00:29:20,959 --> 00:29:23,189
Sex ruins relationships.
543
00:29:23,328 --> 00:29:25,592
Well, you know what
ruins relationships?
544
00:29:25,730 --> 00:29:27,789
Talking about relationships.
545
00:29:27,932 --> 00:29:30,492
I prefer to keep it simple. Right, Jane?
546
00:29:30,635 --> 00:29:33,035
Yeah, I like it simple.
547
00:29:33,171 --> 00:29:34,934
That's right. No strings.
548
00:29:35,073 --> 00:29:37,371
Totally. String-free.
549
00:29:39,210 --> 00:29:43,977
Because, you know,
that's when they stop talking to you.
550
00:29:44,115 --> 00:29:46,640
When the sex happens.
551
00:29:47,752 --> 00:29:48,810
I'm with Jane.
552
00:29:48,953 --> 00:29:50,921
You know, why tie yourself down
in a relationship
553
00:29:51,055 --> 00:29:54,115
when you can just have fun?
554
00:29:54,259 --> 00:29:55,851
I could use another Shirley Temple.
555
00:29:56,661 --> 00:29:58,595
I'll be right back with that.
556
00:30:02,233 --> 00:30:04,599
How come you've never slept
with this Nick guy?
557
00:30:04,736 --> 00:30:07,227
I don't know.
558
00:30:07,372 --> 00:30:11,172
I guess it's because, you know,
I'm not sure if he's the right guy.
559
00:30:12,110 --> 00:30:15,705
Well, you're in luck. Because there are
at least eight right guys here tonight.
560
00:30:16,247 --> 00:30:20,149
But just so you know,
No Strings over there?
561
00:30:20,285 --> 00:30:22,515
That is Wrong Guy.
562
00:30:26,057 --> 00:30:29,584
You're good with them. The students.
They like you.
563
00:30:29,727 --> 00:30:31,319
I like them.
564
00:30:31,462 --> 00:30:33,259
[MELLOW ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
565
00:30:33,398 --> 00:30:36,196
So how was Todd and his guitar?
566
00:30:36,334 --> 00:30:39,462
- Very moving.
- Of course it was.
567
00:30:41,072 --> 00:30:43,472
This isn't so bad, is it?
568
00:30:44,609 --> 00:30:45,906
It's nice.
569
00:30:47,078 --> 00:30:49,046
I wish Jane were here.
She would have had fun.
570
00:30:49,180 --> 00:30:51,671
She was so excited about this trip.
571
00:30:53,685 --> 00:30:58,145
Am I doing this right?
This whole "taking care of Jane" thing?
572
00:31:00,458 --> 00:31:02,187
No.
573
00:31:02,594 --> 00:31:05,085
Wow. Thanks.
574
00:31:05,230 --> 00:31:09,291
No. All I mean is, there is no right way.
575
00:31:09,434 --> 00:31:14,337
And there's no wrong way.
You just do the best you can do, Ben.
576
00:31:16,407 --> 00:31:19,342
I don't think this internship
is the right thing for her.
577
00:31:22,547 --> 00:31:24,981
Why don't you just go down there?
578
00:31:26,684 --> 00:31:28,447
- To her work?
- Yeah.
579
00:31:28,586 --> 00:31:32,352
Talk to them. See what she's doing.
Might make you feel better.
580
00:31:33,992 --> 00:31:35,721
Yeah.
581
00:31:36,394 --> 00:31:38,055
I think I might do that.
582
00:31:38,730 --> 00:31:40,163
Thanks.
583
00:31:41,032 --> 00:31:42,465
You're welcome.
584
00:31:43,501 --> 00:31:45,526
[UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC PLAYING
ON SPEAKERS]
585
00:31:57,181 --> 00:31:59,376
I'm gonna go get my drink.
586
00:32:00,018 --> 00:32:02,043
[CELL PHONE RINGING]
587
00:32:05,423 --> 00:32:07,584
- Hello?
- Jane?
588
00:32:07,725 --> 00:32:10,057
- I can't hear you.
- This isn't Jane.
589
00:32:10,428 --> 00:32:12,589
- Who are you?
- Who are you?
590
00:32:12,730 --> 00:32:14,630
- Can I speak with Jane, please?
- What?
591
00:32:14,766 --> 00:32:16,529
I can't hear you.
592
00:32:16,668 --> 00:32:18,397
No. No. No, no, no.
593
00:32:18,536 --> 00:32:21,869
Jane, you are not having sex
with Wrong Guy tonight.
594
00:32:25,143 --> 00:32:26,667
Hello?
595
00:32:26,844 --> 00:32:28,402
Hello?
596
00:32:28,546 --> 00:32:30,571
[MELANCHOLY POP MUSIC PLAYING]
597
00:32:32,617 --> 00:32:36,553
Those two are never going to give us
a real chance.
598
00:32:36,688 --> 00:32:38,519
You know that, right?
599
00:32:41,693 --> 00:32:45,959
I don't know about you,
but I'm tired of being second-best.
600
00:32:46,097 --> 00:32:49,624
And it sucks because I really like Billy,
601
00:32:50,001 --> 00:32:51,593
but I can't compete with Jane.
602
00:32:52,870 --> 00:32:54,201
Lulu.
603
00:32:55,773 --> 00:32:58,640
Come on.
You don't have to compete with anyone.
604
00:33:32,543 --> 00:33:34,636
Ahem.
Thanks for picking me up, Tommy.
605
00:33:34,779 --> 00:33:37,247
Hey, anything for my little brother.
606
00:33:37,382 --> 00:33:40,647
Oh, I forgot to tell you. Some hot chick
came by the other day looking for you.
607
00:33:40,785 --> 00:33:42,844
Said she was your girlfriend?
608
00:33:42,987 --> 00:33:44,955
Since when do you have a girlfriend?
609
00:33:45,089 --> 00:33:47,421
I don't. Not anymore.
610
00:33:48,326 --> 00:33:49,418
That is too bad.
611
00:33:49,761 --> 00:33:51,251
So, what you got going on tonight?
612
00:33:51,396 --> 00:33:56,333
Uh, no, just some business.
Nothing you'd be interested in.
613
00:33:56,467 --> 00:33:57,991
BILLY:
Maybe...
614
00:33:58,136 --> 00:34:00,366
Maybe I would be interested.
615
00:34:05,943 --> 00:34:07,342
[FLY BUZZES]
616
00:34:07,478 --> 00:34:08,775
Man.
617
00:34:08,913 --> 00:34:11,347
So you made it through the night okay?
No squirrel attacks?
618
00:34:11,482 --> 00:34:15,077
Yep. It was a good night in nature.
619
00:34:15,219 --> 00:34:16,652
Really?
620
00:34:17,722 --> 00:34:20,953
No. I have a huge confession to make.
621
00:34:21,092 --> 00:34:22,423
Okay.
622
00:34:23,294 --> 00:34:24,989
- I hate camping.
- I know.
623
00:34:25,129 --> 00:34:30,157
No, I mean, I hate camping.
I really hate everything about it.
624
00:34:30,301 --> 00:34:34,397
I hate canteens. I hate tents.
I hate sleeping on the ground.
625
00:34:34,539 --> 00:34:37,667
I hate when people gather
around a fire and sing.
626
00:34:37,809 --> 00:34:42,644
I hate that when you're camping,
for no reason, a stick is a suitable utensil.
627
00:34:42,780 --> 00:34:45,647
And I'm very sorry, but I hate s'mores.
628
00:34:45,783 --> 00:34:46,841
[RITA GASPS]
629
00:34:46,984 --> 00:34:49,919
The marshmallow completely overwhelms
the entire snack.
630
00:34:51,055 --> 00:34:54,388
So why did you come this weekend?
631
00:34:55,093 --> 00:34:57,584
Because I like...
632
00:34:58,796 --> 00:35:00,457
...you.
633
00:35:01,799 --> 00:35:06,634
And that easily outweighs all the things
I hate about camping.
634
00:35:06,838 --> 00:35:10,171
But I'm never gonna be the perfect guy.
635
00:35:10,341 --> 00:35:12,036
Like Todd.
636
00:35:12,977 --> 00:35:16,105
- Todd?
- Yeah.
637
00:35:16,247 --> 00:35:22,413
And you really, really deserve
the perfect guy, Rita Shaw.
638
00:35:25,590 --> 00:35:27,922
[TENDER POP MUSIC PLAYING]
639
00:35:33,798 --> 00:35:36,198
You are perfect.
640
00:35:46,811 --> 00:35:49,006
I love camping.
641
00:35:50,248 --> 00:35:51,977
INDIA:
Wake up, Jane.
642
00:35:55,019 --> 00:35:56,748
- Jane!
- Ow.
643
00:35:57,555 --> 00:35:58,681
[JANE GROANS]
644
00:35:58,823 --> 00:36:01,519
My head is killing me.
645
00:36:01,659 --> 00:36:04,059
What was in those Shirley Temples?
646
00:36:04,195 --> 00:36:07,255
Mostly sugar. Come on, get dressed.
647
00:36:08,099 --> 00:36:11,000
- What are you doing?
- We're in California, Jane.
648
00:36:11,135 --> 00:36:12,932
What do you think we're doing?
649
00:36:19,277 --> 00:36:21,302
[UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
650
00:36:57,048 --> 00:36:58,811
Janey, you home?
651
00:36:59,650 --> 00:37:01,174
Hey, Jane.
652
00:37:01,319 --> 00:37:04,083
Jane. Jane?
653
00:37:05,756 --> 00:37:07,246
Nice.
654
00:37:45,162 --> 00:37:46,561
[BEN CLEARS THROAT]
655
00:37:47,231 --> 00:37:50,564
- Hi.
- Yeah. Can I help you?
656
00:37:50,701 --> 00:37:52,794
Yeah. I'm looking for Jane.
657
00:37:53,638 --> 00:37:55,367
She's out of town on business,
I'm afraid.
658
00:37:55,506 --> 00:37:59,306
No, I'm sorry.
Um, Jane Quimby, your intern.
659
00:38:00,211 --> 00:38:04,341
Intern? Ha, ha. No, Jane's not an intern.
She's Gray's assistant.
660
00:38:05,149 --> 00:38:06,980
- Gray's?
- Assistant.
661
00:38:08,319 --> 00:38:12,016
She's in Beverly Hills this weekend
helping scout locations for a new store.
662
00:38:12,156 --> 00:38:14,283
Is there something I can help you with?
663
00:38:18,329 --> 00:38:19,387
No.
664
00:38:19,797 --> 00:38:21,321
I, uh...
665
00:38:22,366 --> 00:38:26,234
That, um... That about does it.
666
00:38:27,605 --> 00:38:30,267
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
667
00:38:36,514 --> 00:38:38,345
All right, fellas,
here's how it's going down.
668
00:38:38,482 --> 00:38:41,349
Billy you're coming to the warehouse
with me. JD, you're driving.
669
00:38:41,485 --> 00:38:44,010
- I thought I was driving.
- I never said you were driving.
670
00:38:44,755 --> 00:38:46,416
I'm driving.
671
00:38:46,557 --> 00:38:50,186
Look at JD. He's built for driving.
No, I need you on the inside with me.
672
00:38:50,328 --> 00:38:51,625
The inside of what?
673
00:38:57,702 --> 00:39:00,637
- Why do you have a blueprint?
- We gotta know the layout.
674
00:39:00,771 --> 00:39:03,331
- I thought we were just selling IDs.
- Yeah, well, not anymore.
675
00:39:03,474 --> 00:39:05,635
- We're branching out.
- What?
676
00:39:05,776 --> 00:39:08,370
Are you...?
Are you robbing this place, Tommy?
677
00:39:08,512 --> 00:39:11,106
No. I got the blueprints because
I'm thinking of adding a sunroom.
678
00:39:11,248 --> 00:39:14,513
Whoa, whoa, whoa. You did not say
anything about breaking and entering.
679
00:39:14,652 --> 00:39:16,313
You didn't ask.
680
00:39:16,487 --> 00:39:18,978
All right?
Look, let's just go over the plan.
681
00:39:19,123 --> 00:39:20,488
Okay?
682
00:39:20,624 --> 00:39:24,560
- Uh, I'm sorry. I can't do this.
- What are you talking about?
683
00:39:25,029 --> 00:39:27,122
You came to me. You asked for this.
684
00:39:27,465 --> 00:39:30,366
Sorry, Tommy, I'm out.
685
00:39:39,510 --> 00:39:43,207
Seriously, I am never having
another Shirley Temple again.
686
00:39:43,347 --> 00:39:46,009
My head is still killing me.
687
00:39:48,052 --> 00:39:50,145
I have something for you.
688
00:39:50,855 --> 00:39:53,551
You have something for me?
689
00:39:53,691 --> 00:39:57,923
It's not a Birkin, but it's all yours.
And no one can take it away from you.
690
00:39:58,462 --> 00:40:00,487
Thank you, India.
691
00:40:07,538 --> 00:40:09,699
Ha, ha. I love it.
692
00:40:11,876 --> 00:40:16,506
I'm sorry about the wedding dress.
693
00:40:20,084 --> 00:40:22,279
It's okay. Ahem.
694
00:40:23,721 --> 00:40:26,690
- Besides, maybe now that we're friends...
- Friends?
695
00:40:27,158 --> 00:40:28,591
[SCOFFS]
696
00:40:28,726 --> 00:40:30,523
Let's be clear.
697
00:40:31,228 --> 00:40:33,321
We're not friends.
698
00:40:37,568 --> 00:40:39,433
[CELL PHONE RINGING]
699
00:40:42,840 --> 00:40:45,240
- Hello, Gray.
- Tell me about the trip, Jane.
700
00:40:45,376 --> 00:40:49,142
Oh, um, it was great.
The hotel was beautiful and...
701
00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:52,306
I'm talking about India.
Did you notice anything suspicious?
702
00:40:52,450 --> 00:40:54,543
Anything shady?
703
00:40:55,586 --> 00:40:57,019
No.
704
00:40:57,621 --> 00:40:59,748
- Nothing shady at all.
- [OVER PHONE] Good to hear.
705
00:40:59,890 --> 00:41:01,255
Thanks, Jane.
706
00:41:02,226 --> 00:41:04,922
- Oh, Gray, hi.
- Oh, Amy, hey.
707
00:41:05,062 --> 00:41:06,791
- Great cover.
- Oh, thank you.
708
00:41:06,931 --> 00:41:08,796
Good luck next week.
709
00:41:11,535 --> 00:41:12,593
[SIGHS]
710
00:41:12,736 --> 00:41:14,067
[MELANCHOLY POP MUSIC PLAYING]
711
00:41:14,205 --> 00:41:16,230
[CELL PHONE RINGING]
712
00:41:20,177 --> 00:41:21,804
- Hello?
TOMMY [OVER PHONE]: Billy.
713
00:41:21,946 --> 00:41:24,574
- Tommy?
- Billy, uh, you gotta come get me. Now.
714
00:41:24,715 --> 00:41:26,512
Ahh, I told you. I can't help you out.
715
00:41:26,650 --> 00:41:29,448
Please, Billy,
I really need you right now.
716
00:41:30,421 --> 00:41:32,855
Billy? Billy?
717
00:41:32,990 --> 00:41:34,048
[SIGHS]
718
00:41:34,191 --> 00:41:35,658
Where are you?
719
00:41:46,570 --> 00:41:47,730
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
720
00:41:47,872 --> 00:41:50,204
- Where's JD?
- I don't know, he took off. He just left me.
721
00:41:50,341 --> 00:41:52,206
- Tommy.
- Go!
722
00:41:53,110 --> 00:41:54,771
[SIREN WAILING]
723
00:41:57,481 --> 00:41:59,472
Oh, my... Ugh.
724
00:42:03,354 --> 00:42:06,016
- No.
- Seriously?
725
00:42:14,732 --> 00:42:17,929
Hey. How was the camping trip?
726
00:42:18,068 --> 00:42:20,593
Camping was better than expected.
727
00:42:20,738 --> 00:42:22,831
Really? Tell me more.
728
00:42:22,973 --> 00:42:25,703
After you tell me about Beverly Hills.
729
00:42:26,310 --> 00:42:28,505
Was that as fun as Paris?
730
00:42:33,417 --> 00:42:37,012
- Ben, I...
- It's time to stop lying to me, Jane.
731
00:43:02,546 --> 00:43:04,411
[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]
732
00:43:06,500 --> 00:43:14,500
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Happy New Year 2016 - New Year, New Color ;-)