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Can you say it's mommy's big day?
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Can you say that today
mommy gets to work
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with Yvonne Encanto?
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Can you say that mommy is
so excited to finally be working
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with an icon of lady business?
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I don't know if that sounds
right..."Lady business."
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Did I tell you about that
time at NYU when she came
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and spoke at my media studies
class, and I raised my hand,
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And out of everyone,
she locked eyes with...
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- Me.
- You. Yeah, I heard about that.
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I locked eyes once
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with the most wonderful man,
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and now he's gone.
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Can't eat my normal amount,
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I can't nap,
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and everywhere I go, I smell him.
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Honey, that's because
you're wearing his shirt.
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I imagine Kevin started his new job
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in his new life in Idaho.
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Damn this real estate collapse.
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You know, it's not the first
time a man named Freddie Mac
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has ruined my love life.
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I was once engaged
to Freddie MacDonald,
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fill-in bass player
for the Isley brothers.
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What's that in front of his house?
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That's, uh, that's a "for sale" sign.
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Ava, honey, you knew
that this was happening.
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Of course.
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I'm just going to go chat
with the real estate agent.
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I've read great things about
Bruce Lund on benches.
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She's got to start sleeping
at her own house.
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I really thought last night
she turned a corner.
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The wrong corner.
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Uh!
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- Wow, is she strong.
- Mm-hmm.
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Ah!
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Oh, here she comes.
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Well, I roused a nest of possums.
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With any luck,
they'll get into the crawlspace,
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and then they won't sell.
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And then Kevin will have
to come back from Idaho,
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this week is you've got
to focus in on work.
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We have our fifth anniversary
show on Friday.
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- Yvonne is coming today.
- I still can't believe it.
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Yvonne Encanto bought
our awesome little show.
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Our lady business idol.
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Our lady business idol.
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Yeah, that still doesn't sound right.
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Sync and correction by Mlmlte
www.addic7ed.com
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Oh, get this, my stupid car
is acting up again.
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Lupe. Lupe!
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Love those extensions, girl.
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I wish she hadn't ditched
the feather.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, what's wrong
with the Brinkley-mobile?
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Um, I don't know, like, the
ignition switch or something?
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I don't know.
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I don't know Jack about cars.
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Yeah, me neither.
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I once had to call AAA because
I couldn't get the trunk
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popped on a rental car.
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You know, sometimes I wish
I could be like my dad,
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go into my garage
and just tinker around.
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Are you kidding?
I'd love to tinker around.
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You know my Uncle wolf?
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Bad ass name, dude.
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He just died.
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So sorry.
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But I inherited his motorcycle.
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It's broken down,
but maybe we could fix it.
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Yeah, I've always wanted
to be one of those guys
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who rebuilds motorcycles,
are you kidding me?
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We could do it in honor
of Uncle wolf.
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Sorry, that was...
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No, I liked it.
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- We did it at his funeral.
- Oh.
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Missy, Missy, what is this,
a honeydew swan?
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No, no, no, no, honey,
this is supposed to be
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an Yvonne power-brunch.
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It's supposed to have
egg whites and berries,
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not a honeydew swan.
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Honeydew is filler melon.
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I'm sorry,
I don't know what's classy.
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I grew up behind an Arby's.
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It's okay, just,
you have to understand,
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Yvonne is my dream mentor.
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She's going to see things about
me that I don't even know exist.
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I mean, I know that I'm smart,
but maybe I'm a genius.
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I took this test on the Internet once
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that led me to believe
that I just might be.
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Really?
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I was led to believe
I'd be with Kevin forever.
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I miss him, Reagan.
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I miss his big, weird feet.
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Oh, sweetheart, listen to me.
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One inspirational
handshake/arm-grab from Yvonne
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and you are going
to think of nothing else.
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I hope so.
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Ava Alexander.
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My heroine.
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As in female hero, not the drug.
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Although, strong lady energy
is like a drug.
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Give me a rubber tube,
a burning spoon,
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and shoot it through my veins,
I'm addicted.
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That handshake was electrifying.
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That's what happens when women unite.
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That's the power of y-e-s.
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Yvonne Encanto syndicates.
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- Ms. Encanto, I'm...
- Reagan Brinkley.
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Yeah.
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I remember I gave a speech
to a media studies class
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at NYU years ago,
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and you raised some very
insightful questions.
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Oh, my God, you remember that.
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Well, there are plenty
more insightful questions
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where those came from, so...
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How's... tricks?
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Shall we crack on?
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My time is limited and valuable.
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As is all time.
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- Yeah.
- Wow.
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Eh?
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Oh, dude, this hog is totally badass.
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Check it out!
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It makes me want
to hit the open road.
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Like Easy Rider.
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Or the great escape,
with Steve McQueen.
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Yeah, or Wild Hogs.
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No, Great Escais better.
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Or, ugrease 2.
No... the... damn it, damn it.
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Go get your toolbox.
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Yep, check it out.
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I got some pretty cool stuff here.
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You got some Allen wrenches,
and some matches, and soy sauce.
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Okay.
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We need to get some tools, dude.
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Ah... tool run.
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Tool run.
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Tool run.
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- Let's go.
- Are we gonna run it?
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Yeah!
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You have beautiful calves.
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That's because I never stop moving.
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I don't have a chair
in my office, haven't taken
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an elevator for 20 years,
and to blow off steam
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I run for 6 to 8 Miles a day.
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- Same.
- "Samesies."
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Now, let's talk about
what arouses me.
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Oh! She is amazing.
Hi.
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You guys are really going
to benefit from this.
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Luke Granby, everyone.
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Luke is a war hero.
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Served two tours in Afghanistan.
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He's my right hand.
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So, where was I?
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You were telling us what arouses you.
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Ava, you arouse me.
Reagan, you arouse me.
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You too.
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Nothing gets me hotter
than strong, beautiful women
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in power!
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Yeah.
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Right.
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Here you stand,
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on the precipice of your
fifth anniversary show.
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The Ava show is good,
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but it's time for greatness.
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- Yes.
- Yeah, absolutely.
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Do you want to win?
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I want to win.
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I can't feel you.
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I want to win.
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Do you want to win?
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I want to win!
I want to win!
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I wanna win!
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- You're winners.
- I want to win.
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- Oh, yeah, you want to win.
- I want to win.
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- Strong, beautiful women.
- I want to win.
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- Oh, God.
- I wanna win!
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Ms. Encanto, we have lunch
reservations for you...
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Yvonne's off to the Allen and company
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media summit in sun valley.
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But we should get lunch.
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Why?
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I'm going to be working with you.
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What about Yvonne?
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We were supposed
to be learning all this...
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Female empowerment stuff.
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You will...
From me.
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Now, what do we think?
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Mandatory meeting,
my office, 15 minutes.
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Here we go.
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What the [Bleep]?
What, does that frat boy
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think he's our boss now?
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I don't want a man
in my lady business.
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I bet she has no tan lines.
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None.
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I'm diggin' my skullcap.
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- Yeah.
- Brain-bucket.
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Dude, check it out.
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Check out the tinted visor.
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Yeah, keepin' it anonymous
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so I can flip people off on the D.L.
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flipping people off is so beast.
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So beast, bro.
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Is "beast" a thing?
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Yeah, I heard some kid
say it when I was gaming.
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It's the new "epic."
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And we can get in
on the ground floor.
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Wait.
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We forgot to buy the tools.
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Hey, Michael Jackson, beat it!
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I don't think I'm pulling this off.
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Oh, no, you definitely are, dude.
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- You sure?
- Yeah, it looks great.
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Ladies, have a seat.
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Listen, I don't want you
to feel threatened by me.
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Okay?
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I am an extension of Yvonne.
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Just think of me as
one of the gals, all right?
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I don't want to turn
this into some sort of
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"who has the biggest vagina" contest.
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That, my friend,
is a great show idea.
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That sucks.
You can't say that.
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Dudes, let me finish telling
you about myself, okay?
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Now, I'll have you know
that I was not always
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Yvonne material.
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I was your classic bad seed.
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Drugs, alcohol, sex,
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tweaking, freaking,
complete disregard for...
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- Yawn.
- Yeah, right.
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We were the original bad seeds, okay?
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We were like, "f you, society."
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Yeah, it's like,
if you don't like our 'tudes,
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then we're just going
to give you some more, so...
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Well, what saved me was
the United States army.
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Two tours in Afghanistan,
101st airborne,
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screaming eagles.
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Saw some pretty crazy stuff.
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Stuff you really only see
at the gates of hell.
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We've seen worse.
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Honey, let's just give him that one.
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When I returned home,
I needed a new mission.
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That's when I met Yvonne.
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Now, I know what you're thinking.
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How does this cool, macho war veteran
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connect with female empowerment?
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Well, check this out.
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Watch very carefully, okay?
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Joop, pants coming off,
"whoa, where's my pants?"
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Reagan, touch right here.
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Come on, humor me, please?
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Just a little touch.
What have you got?
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Nothing! Nothing.
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Army guy is smooth down there.
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You get it?
All these years,
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I thought this G.I.
was a guy, but no.
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It could very well be,
you know, some bearded chick
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with a hormonal imbalance.
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Because it's not about gender.
262
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He/she is a warrior.
263
00:08:51,322 --> 00:08:53,138
May I touch her?
264
00:08:53,263 --> 00:08:54,639
- Oh, Ava, come on.
- Shh.
265
00:08:54,764 --> 00:08:55,827
Now, warriors,
266
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we have our fifth anniversary
show coming up.
267
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I say, we get to work.
268
00:08:59,872 --> 00:09:01,291
Reagan, why don't you
write up a creative brief?
269
00:09:01,457 --> 00:09:03,251
I will look it over
and then approve it.
270
00:09:03,417 --> 00:09:04,533
- Oh, no, no, no, no.
- What?
271
00:09:04,658 --> 00:09:06,171
You don't get to choose show ideas.
272
00:09:06,337 --> 00:09:08,631
We are the ones who have
complete creative control...
273
00:09:08,797 --> 00:09:09,382
Oh, proud lady!
274
00:09:09,548 --> 00:09:11,718
Listen, Yvonne is the big boss,
275
00:09:11,884 --> 00:09:12,791
and I proudly hold her purse,
276
00:09:12,916 --> 00:09:14,026
so, you know what I get to control?
277
00:09:14,151 --> 00:09:15,263
These.
278
00:09:15,429 --> 00:09:17,098
What, are you milking a freakin' cow?
279
00:09:17,264 --> 00:09:18,641
Clearly these are the purse strings.
280
00:09:18,807 --> 00:09:20,518
- I don't see that at all.
- It's not obvious.
281
00:09:20,684 --> 00:09:22,687
Ow! Ah.
282
00:09:22,853 --> 00:09:24,731
I hear tools.
283
00:09:24,897 --> 00:09:26,900
Hey, man, we're kind of busy, gene.
284
00:09:27,066 --> 00:09:28,526
Your gear selector's on wrong.
285
00:09:28,692 --> 00:09:32,405
We know, gene... wait, which
one's the gear selector?
286
00:09:32,571 --> 00:09:34,313
You guys.
287
00:09:34,438 --> 00:09:35,450
I used to work in a hog shop.
288
00:09:35,616 --> 00:09:36,743
Pre-Terry.
289
00:09:36,909 --> 00:09:37,733
If I never hear you say "hog shop"...
290
00:09:37,858 --> 00:09:39,120
- Chris, sidebar.
- Yeah.
291
00:09:39,286 --> 00:09:42,040
Hey, by the way, thanks
for using attorney terms.
292
00:09:42,206 --> 00:09:43,666
Should we let him help?
293
00:09:43,832 --> 00:09:45,251
He's not very cool.
294
00:09:45,417 --> 00:09:47,192
Yeah, but check it out.
295
00:09:47,317 --> 00:09:50,381
We're cool, and he... I mean,
look, he's already using
296
00:09:50,547 --> 00:09:53,551
the "clickety-clack" thing, right?
297
00:09:53,717 --> 00:09:55,178
Together, we're Fonzie.
298
00:09:55,344 --> 00:09:57,903
Can Fonzie be a placeholder?
299
00:09:58,028 --> 00:09:59,098
I feel like we can go cooler.
300
00:09:59,264 --> 00:10:01,684
Totally.
301
00:10:01,850 --> 00:10:02,841
All right, let's hit
that gear selector, huh?
302
00:10:02,966 --> 00:10:03,811
Hot darn!
303
00:10:04,067 --> 00:10:04,927
Okay, let's keep that to a minimum.
304
00:10:05,052 --> 00:10:05,730
Hey, loverboy!
305
00:10:05,896 --> 00:10:08,233
Everybody's working for the weekend!
306
00:10:09,316 --> 00:10:12,237
Probably the same guy.
307
00:10:12,403 --> 00:10:14,102
You know, we have done
every show until now
308
00:10:14,227 --> 00:10:16,533
without doing
a stupid creative brief.
309
00:10:16,699 --> 00:10:20,159
I got the cutest photo of Amy today.
310
00:10:20,284 --> 00:10:22,038
Two words: Carrot face.
311
00:10:22,204 --> 00:10:24,196
I don't need to kowtow to this jerk.
312
00:10:24,321 --> 00:10:26,417
You know what?
Here's your brief, Luke.
313
00:10:26,583 --> 00:10:28,419
- Ha ha!
- Check out out.
314
00:10:28,585 --> 00:10:29,504
Check it out.
She's holding the spoon,
315
00:10:29,670 --> 00:10:31,548
but she's eating the carrot
with her fingers.
316
00:10:31,714 --> 00:10:32,924
Huh, what?
317
00:10:33,090 --> 00:10:33,925
Aw!
318
00:10:34,091 --> 00:10:35,841
Send.
319
00:10:35,966 --> 00:10:36,803
Ha ha!
320
00:10:36,969 --> 00:10:38,577
Burn notice, Luke!
321
00:10:38,702 --> 00:10:41,474
Unh, unh, unh.
♪ no, n... ♪
322
00:10:41,640 --> 00:10:42,648
- Stop it.
- What?
323
00:10:42,773 --> 00:10:45,818
Okay, this carrot face
photo is adorable,
324
00:10:45,943 --> 00:10:47,772
and all it got from you was one "aw"?
325
00:10:47,938 --> 00:10:50,149
I'm sorry, honey,
it's just this guy at work.
326
00:10:50,315 --> 00:10:51,557
This new guy, he's such a...
327
00:10:51,682 --> 00:10:53,125
Reagan Brinkley,
you are in breach of contract.
328
00:10:53,402 --> 00:10:54,070
What?
329
00:10:54,484 --> 00:10:55,488
You promised not
to bring work home with you.
330
00:10:55,654 --> 00:10:56,795
You kept that?
331
00:10:56,920 --> 00:10:58,241
Check it out.
332
00:10:58,407 --> 00:11:00,499
"I, Reagan Brinkley, promise on
the Eve of going back to work
333
00:11:00,624 --> 00:11:01,828
"that now that I am a mother,
334
00:11:01,994 --> 00:11:03,913
"my home life and my work life
will remain separate,
335
00:11:04,079 --> 00:11:05,370
"and when I am home I will be present
336
00:11:05,495 --> 00:11:07,439
"for my daughter and husband.
337
00:11:07,564 --> 00:11:10,086
"And I promise also
to have sex with my husband
338
00:11:10,252 --> 00:11:12,077
- five nights minimum."
- Oh, you added that.
339
00:11:12,202 --> 00:11:13,089
Let me see.
340
00:11:13,255 --> 00:11:15,049
- That is cute.
- Right?
341
00:11:15,215 --> 00:11:17,132
Reagan, I got your email.
342
00:11:17,257 --> 00:11:18,500
I appreciate your input.
343
00:11:18,625 --> 00:11:19,596
Superb.
344
00:11:19,762 --> 00:11:21,053
- It is!
- Wait a minute.
345
00:11:21,178 --> 00:11:22,487
Where's the green Mountain half-caff?
346
00:11:22,612 --> 00:11:23,975
I put in an order
for refills yesterday.
347
00:11:24,141 --> 00:11:26,225
Yeah, well, because I didn't
get your creative brief,
348
00:11:26,350 --> 00:11:27,478
I didn't really know
how to budget the show.
349
00:11:27,644 --> 00:11:29,647
Then I saw your request for more
350
00:11:29,813 --> 00:11:31,363
green Mountain half-caff
single-serve coffee pods,
351
00:11:31,488 --> 00:11:34,277
and I thought I'd use
your email as inspiration.
352
00:11:34,443 --> 00:11:35,320
- Okay?
- Oh.
353
00:11:35,486 --> 00:11:37,469
See you at the pre-show meeting.
354
00:11:37,594 --> 00:11:39,762
That's for you.
355
00:11:43,327 --> 00:11:44,912
Are you okay?
356
00:11:45,078 --> 00:11:46,278
I'm fine.
357
00:11:46,403 --> 00:11:47,749
It's just, Amy got up
at 5:00 this morning,
358
00:11:47,915 --> 00:11:49,500
I am exhausted, and Luke
359
00:11:49,666 --> 00:11:51,044
took away my
green Mountain half-caff.
360
00:11:51,210 --> 00:11:52,651
Why don't you just start the
day with a glass of champagne
361
00:11:52,776 --> 00:11:53,921
like the rest of America?
362
00:11:54,087 --> 00:11:56,154
No, because then Luke wins.
363
00:11:56,279 --> 00:11:57,589
Okay, he doesn't win.
364
00:11:57,714 --> 00:12:00,553
I win. Me. I winner.
365
00:12:00,719 --> 00:12:01,951
Shut it, Reagan Marie!
366
00:12:02,221 --> 00:12:03,306
Not my middle name.
367
00:12:03,472 --> 00:12:06,031
I am pushing down a lot
of deep Kevin stuff right now,
368
00:12:06,156 --> 00:12:07,532
and it's going to come out
like a Cannon of tears
369
00:12:07,657 --> 00:12:08,978
if you don't keep it together!
370
00:12:09,144 --> 00:12:11,064
Okay. I just need caffeine.
371
00:12:11,230 --> 00:12:12,649
You need to calm down!
372
00:12:12,815 --> 00:12:13,733
Okay, honey.
373
00:12:13,899 --> 00:12:15,807
Go in your office,
and shut your door,
374
00:12:15,932 --> 00:12:17,342
and pull yourself together.
375
00:12:17,467 --> 00:12:21,032
Damn it, I cracked my swan.
376
00:12:21,198 --> 00:12:24,369
- Okay, let's see if it works.
- Yeah.
377
00:12:24,535 --> 00:12:26,351
This is the moment we find out
if we're real bikers
378
00:12:26,476 --> 00:12:29,237
or just sad dudes who
shouldn't have cut the tags
379
00:12:29,362 --> 00:12:30,291
off their leathers, huh?
380
00:12:30,914 --> 00:12:32,502
Let's do it for that guy.
381
00:12:32,668 --> 00:12:33,926
Yeah, Elton John.
382
00:12:34,051 --> 00:12:35,672
Crocodile rock, all right.
383
00:12:35,838 --> 00:12:36,923
It's Steve McQueen.
384
00:12:37,089 --> 00:12:41,552
That is, yes, I know,
I'm just... in general...
385
00:12:41,718 --> 00:12:44,347
Okay, here we go.
386
00:12:47,558 --> 00:12:49,686
Whoo! Yeah!
387
00:12:49,852 --> 00:12:51,576
- Yeah, she's purring, man!
- We did it, we did it!
388
00:12:51,701 --> 00:12:53,815
Yeah, she's really going!
389
00:12:53,981 --> 00:12:55,681
- Take it out for a spin.
- Yeah.
390
00:12:55,806 --> 00:12:57,316
- Take it out for a spin.
- I should.
391
00:12:57,441 --> 00:12:58,617
- Go on.
- Oh, whoa, we did it.
392
00:13:00,028 --> 00:13:02,156
Reed, why don't you take
her out for a spin, man?
393
00:13:02,322 --> 00:13:04,139
She's all ready, primed to go.
394
00:13:04,264 --> 00:13:06,358
Oh, no, that's cool, you do it.
395
00:13:06,483 --> 00:13:07,370
Gene-o!
396
00:13:07,536 --> 00:13:09,747
Huh? Yeah, you earned it, buddy.
397
00:13:09,913 --> 00:13:11,697
Maiden voyage, take her.
398
00:13:11,822 --> 00:13:13,065
No, my riding days are over.
399
00:13:13,190 --> 00:13:14,419
They don't call them
"donor-cycles" for nothing.
400
00:13:14,585 --> 00:13:16,212
Do they call them that?
401
00:13:16,378 --> 00:13:19,048
You know, my Uncle wolf
died on this bike.
402
00:13:19,214 --> 00:13:20,539
Well, not on it, near it.
403
00:13:20,664 --> 00:13:22,009
He was thrown from it.
404
00:13:22,175 --> 00:13:23,428
From... from this bike?
405
00:13:23,594 --> 00:13:24,804
A real grisly accident.
406
00:13:24,970 --> 00:13:28,080
That's a pretty chunky
factoid there, Reed,
407
00:13:28,205 --> 00:13:29,600
to throw at us now.
408
00:13:29,766 --> 00:13:31,917
We set out to build a motorcycle
409
00:13:32,042 --> 00:13:35,053
to prove our manhood,
410
00:13:35,178 --> 00:13:38,890
but by succeeding,
we've merely illuminated
411
00:13:39,015 --> 00:13:40,611
the limits of our manhood.
412
00:13:40,777 --> 00:13:42,177
Kind of like that episode
of the twilight zone
413
00:13:42,302 --> 00:13:43,512
where all that dude
wants to do is read,
414
00:13:43,637 --> 00:13:44,532
and he breaks his glasses.
415
00:13:44,698 --> 00:13:46,200
Yeah, that poor guy.
416
00:13:46,366 --> 00:13:47,785
Yeah.
417
00:13:47,951 --> 00:13:49,495
I'll do it.
418
00:13:49,661 --> 00:13:50,802
- Yeah?
- Yeah?
419
00:13:50,927 --> 00:13:51,903
- I'm gonna do it.
- Yeah.
420
00:13:52,028 --> 00:13:54,639
I'll do it for wolf,
421
00:13:54,764 --> 00:13:56,241
and because I love this outfit,
422
00:13:56,366 --> 00:13:57,859
which I'm not sure I'm pulling off.
423
00:13:57,984 --> 00:13:59,067
Are you kidding?
424
00:13:59,192 --> 00:14:01,029
You are totally pulling it off.
425
00:14:01,154 --> 00:14:02,049
Loving every minute of it.
426
00:14:02,215 --> 00:14:03,081
I don't know.
427
00:14:03,206 --> 00:14:05,219
It fits right,
but it just looks funky.
428
00:14:05,385 --> 00:14:07,419
- All right.
- Okay.
429
00:14:07,544 --> 00:14:09,087
Okay.
430
00:14:09,212 --> 00:14:11,184
Get it! All right.
431
00:14:16,229 --> 00:14:19,484
Oh! Oh! Ow! Ah!
432
00:14:19,650 --> 00:14:22,217
Ah. Ow. I'm fine.
433
00:14:22,342 --> 00:14:25,198
The leathers help.
Ah...
434
00:14:25,364 --> 00:14:27,522
Reed, man, you almost died.
435
00:14:27,647 --> 00:14:30,828
Heaven would be happy to have
me, yeah, but I'm still here.
436
00:14:35,297 --> 00:14:36,447
Look at this.
437
00:14:41,635 --> 00:14:42,924
Luke.
438
00:14:43,090 --> 00:14:46,344
Unacceptable!
439
00:14:46,510 --> 00:14:47,720
Granby, you little turd.
440
00:14:47,886 --> 00:14:50,056
Where's my chair?
Oh, do not.
441
00:14:50,222 --> 00:14:51,849
Do not milk a cow in front of me!
442
00:14:52,015 --> 00:14:53,100
Now you listen to me, young man.
443
00:14:53,266 --> 00:14:56,925
We have been doing just fine
for the last five years
444
00:14:57,050 --> 00:15:00,762
without you coming in here
with your man/woman nonsense
445
00:15:00,887 --> 00:15:02,276
and your power plays
446
00:15:02,442 --> 00:15:04,499
and your jive-ass chair, okay?
447
00:15:04,624 --> 00:15:06,301
Now, last night, I did a "half aw"
448
00:15:06,426 --> 00:15:07,865
to my baby's carrot face,
449
00:15:08,031 --> 00:15:10,952
and normally I'd kiss the phone.
450
00:15:11,118 --> 00:15:13,204
Reagan, are you...
Are you crying?
451
00:15:13,370 --> 00:15:15,811
No.
452
00:15:15,936 --> 00:15:17,875
I miss Kevin!
453
00:15:19,042 --> 00:15:21,045
Oh, God, I'm such a girl.
454
00:15:22,629 --> 00:15:24,152
Hello?
455
00:15:24,277 --> 00:15:25,591
- Hey, babe, it's me.
- Yes?
456
00:15:25,757 --> 00:15:27,635
Just on my way home.
What's going on?
457
00:15:27,801 --> 00:15:29,554
Reagan, honey, are you crying?
458
00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:31,743
It's nothing, it's just
that stupid guy at work.
459
00:15:31,868 --> 00:15:33,224
I'll tell you about it later.
460
00:15:33,390 --> 00:15:35,153
Reagan. Reagan!
461
00:15:38,525 --> 00:15:39,480
Ah!
462
00:15:46,028 --> 00:15:48,364
♪ ♪
463
00:15:48,530 --> 00:15:50,199
This guy's going down.
464
00:16:06,173 --> 00:16:08,259
I am so beast.
465
00:16:08,425 --> 00:16:09,719
Hey!
466
00:16:09,885 --> 00:16:11,971
That's what the beast does!
467
00:16:12,137 --> 00:16:13,014
Super beast!
468
00:16:13,180 --> 00:16:16,017
Aw, man, if only my buddies
could see how beast I am.
469
00:16:16,183 --> 00:16:17,393
Rebuilt it myself.
470
00:16:17,559 --> 00:16:19,562
Me and my buddies,
just in the garage.
471
00:16:19,728 --> 00:16:21,981
Oh, these pants are so hot.
472
00:16:22,147 --> 00:16:24,053
I am so beast!
473
00:16:30,655 --> 00:16:31,407
You Luke?
474
00:16:31,573 --> 00:16:32,700
Yes, I am.
Who the hell are you?
475
00:16:32,866 --> 00:16:34,222
I'm your worst nightmare.
476
00:16:34,347 --> 00:16:36,370
You made my wife cry,
and now I'm gonna make you cry.
477
00:16:36,536 --> 00:16:38,164
Honey, what are you doing here?
478
00:16:38,330 --> 00:16:39,123
Reagan, I got this.
479
00:16:39,289 --> 00:16:41,709
My wife is really stressed out.
480
00:16:41,875 --> 00:16:44,503
She works her ass off,
she's got a baby at home,
481
00:16:44,669 --> 00:16:45,700
and I don't know if
you know anything about
482
00:16:45,825 --> 00:16:47,798
- postpartum hormonal changes.
- Chris.
483
00:16:47,964 --> 00:16:50,789
Things shift,
there are urine issues...
484
00:16:50,914 --> 00:16:52,136
Okay, stop it, stop it.
485
00:16:52,302 --> 00:16:53,596
This is so, like,
486
00:16:53,762 --> 00:16:55,944
whatever the female version
of emasculating would be.
487
00:16:56,223 --> 00:16:56,933
"Femasculating."
488
00:16:57,099 --> 00:16:57,946
Yvonne speaks of it.
489
00:16:58,071 --> 00:16:59,414
Okay, seriously, go.
490
00:16:59,539 --> 00:17:01,103
It was very nice of you to come.
491
00:17:01,269 --> 00:17:02,133
I can take care of myself.
492
00:17:02,258 --> 00:17:05,066
- All right, all right.
- Oh, je...
493
00:17:05,232 --> 00:17:08,823
Yeah, this is my
advanced hawk aviator skull
494
00:17:08,948 --> 00:17:12,239
dual-visor full face helmet.
495
00:17:17,524 --> 00:17:18,934
He didn't even flinch.
496
00:17:19,059 --> 00:17:21,123
Honey, he was in the [bleep]ing army.
497
00:17:21,289 --> 00:17:22,604
- Reagan.
- Oh, what?
498
00:17:22,729 --> 00:17:23,793
Wow, that was...
499
00:17:23,959 --> 00:17:26,462
I don't want you to feel embarrassed
500
00:17:26,628 --> 00:17:27,546
about what just happened.
501
00:17:27,712 --> 00:17:29,715
Your husband, the crying,
your post-natal incontinence.
502
00:17:29,881 --> 00:17:31,146
You know what?
Let's not do this right now.
503
00:17:31,271 --> 00:17:32,927
You are one of the toughest people
504
00:17:33,093 --> 00:17:35,012
I have ever worked with,
man or woman.
505
00:17:35,178 --> 00:17:36,751
Really?
506
00:17:36,876 --> 00:17:38,641
Yeah, you are killing it at this job.
507
00:17:38,807 --> 00:17:40,255
You are raising a baby
and you are dealing with
508
00:17:40,380 --> 00:17:41,602
some kind of crazed biker husband.
509
00:17:41,768 --> 00:17:43,258
Wow, would he love
to hear you say that.
510
00:17:43,383 --> 00:17:44,981
And you are super talented.
511
00:17:45,147 --> 00:17:46,899
That's why Yvonne wanted to work
with you in the first place.
512
00:17:47,065 --> 00:17:48,985
- Yvonne thinks I'm talented?
- Yes, she does.
513
00:17:49,151 --> 00:17:53,197
I know, her approval
means... so much.
514
00:17:53,363 --> 00:17:54,615
It's everything.
515
00:17:54,781 --> 00:17:55,783
It's everything.
516
00:17:55,949 --> 00:17:58,285
Oof.
517
00:17:58,451 --> 00:18:00,413
Wow, we had
a little moment just then.
518
00:18:00,579 --> 00:18:01,539
- Did we?
- Yeah.
519
00:18:01,705 --> 00:18:03,374
It felt real.
520
00:18:03,540 --> 00:18:04,834
Anyway, Ava is spiraling.
521
00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:06,544
Okay.
522
00:18:06,710 --> 00:18:07,849
She reminds me of
a sergeant I had in Kabul.
523
00:18:07,974 --> 00:18:10,318
His left testicle, it was
crushed when a supply van
524
00:18:10,443 --> 00:18:12,049
overturned and a giant can
of peaches got loose.
525
00:18:12,215 --> 00:18:13,968
Now, he healed,
526
00:18:14,134 --> 00:18:17,680
but he forever had this stunned
look of "why?" On his face.
527
00:18:17,846 --> 00:18:18,848
Okay.
528
00:18:19,014 --> 00:18:20,895
Now, our fifth anniversary
show is in two hours,
529
00:18:21,020 --> 00:18:22,230
and Ava is refusing to do it.
530
00:18:22,355 --> 00:18:23,310
So, I need your help.
531
00:18:23,476 --> 00:18:24,215
Let's do this thing.
532
00:18:24,340 --> 00:18:25,229
Okay.
533
00:18:28,495 --> 00:18:29,233
Hi, honey.
534
00:18:29,399 --> 00:18:31,485
How are you?
535
00:18:31,651 --> 00:18:34,876
You upset about Kevin?
536
00:18:35,001 --> 00:18:36,574
What's this song?
537
00:18:36,740 --> 00:18:39,130
It's an original composition,
538
00:18:39,255 --> 00:18:43,368
entitled my love is in Idaho,
and my heart feels like knives
539
00:18:45,624 --> 00:18:47,418
What's it about?
540
00:18:47,584 --> 00:18:49,357
It's about me, Reagan.
541
00:18:49,482 --> 00:18:53,257
And a little bit
about climate change.
542
00:18:53,423 --> 00:18:55,676
Come on, girl.
Let's go for a drive.
543
00:18:55,842 --> 00:18:58,257
Yeah.
544
00:19:01,578 --> 00:19:04,435
Good-bye, Vin.
545
00:19:04,601 --> 00:19:05,957
Reagan, you should smell
his shirt too.
546
00:19:06,082 --> 00:19:07,876
I don't want to... okay.
547
00:19:08,001 --> 00:19:09,210
Oh.
548
00:19:09,335 --> 00:19:11,412
- Smells like Del Taco.
- That's me.
549
00:19:11,537 --> 00:19:13,214
I wore it to my late night
snack last night.
550
00:19:13,339 --> 00:19:14,445
Okay.
551
00:19:14,611 --> 00:19:16,718
So, honey, do you feel closure now?
552
00:19:16,843 --> 00:19:19,154
Are you ready to move on?
553
00:19:19,279 --> 00:19:21,246
Oh. Right.
554
00:19:23,950 --> 00:19:25,810
I'm ready.
555
00:19:25,935 --> 00:19:29,085
Bruce Lund,
you may sell the house now.
556
00:19:29,251 --> 00:19:31,128
Godspeed.
557
00:19:32,545 --> 00:19:33,935
Thank you for coming
558
00:19:34,060 --> 00:19:36,654
to our fifth anniversary show.
559
00:19:36,779 --> 00:19:38,406
We'll see you on the tenth.
560
00:19:38,531 --> 00:19:39,791
But keep on watching in between.
561
00:19:39,916 --> 00:19:41,242
♪ I'm a survivor ♪
562
00:19:41,367 --> 00:19:44,446
♪ I'm not gonna give up
I'm not gonna stop ♪
563
00:19:44,571 --> 00:19:48,270
♪ I'm gonna work harder
I'm a survivor ♪
564
00:19:48,436 --> 00:19:52,066
Destiny's child.
Good call.
565
00:19:52,232 --> 00:19:53,609
Got me through three Taliban attacks.
566
00:19:53,775 --> 00:19:56,265
♪ I'm not gonna stop ♪
567
00:19:56,861 --> 00:19:58,989
♪ I'm gonna work harder
I'm a survivor ♪
568
00:19:59,155 --> 00:20:02,530
♪ I'm gonna make it,
I will survive ♪
569
00:20:02,655 --> 00:20:05,162
♪ keep on survivin' ♪
570
00:20:07,477 --> 00:20:08,999
Honey, what are you still doing here?
571
00:20:09,165 --> 00:20:10,739
You know how sometimes adrenaline
572
00:20:10,864 --> 00:20:12,306
gets you all riled up
and gives you courage
573
00:20:12,431 --> 00:20:15,510
and then starts to wear off, and...
574
00:20:15,635 --> 00:20:17,591
- Yeah?
- I need a ride home.
575
00:20:17,757 --> 00:20:20,511
In a car.
I'm done with this thing.
576
00:20:20,677 --> 00:20:23,535
All right.
Let's ditch that bike.
577
00:20:23,660 --> 00:20:26,100
- You keep them pants, though.
- Really?
578
00:20:30,194 --> 00:20:32,378
Oh, mm.
579
00:20:32,503 --> 00:20:35,814
Babe, seriously, we've been
making out for 40 minutes now,
580
00:20:35,939 --> 00:20:37,283
and I love foreplay as much
as the next guy,
581
00:20:37,408 --> 00:20:39,697
but seriously, come on, get 'em...
582
00:20:39,863 --> 00:20:41,220
I'm sorry.
583
00:20:41,345 --> 00:20:43,075
I can't get these pants off,
I don't know what to... to do.
584
00:20:43,241 --> 00:20:44,623
Keep trying.
585
00:20:44,748 --> 00:20:46,158
No, you know what,
I don't care, I'm tired anyway.
586
00:20:46,283 --> 00:20:47,913
- No, no, I feel like I got...
- I love you.
587
00:20:48,079 --> 00:20:50,029
I was so close.
588
00:20:50,154 --> 00:20:51,497
You know what?
589
00:20:51,622 --> 00:20:53,299
If you just grab one of the ankles,
590
00:20:53,424 --> 00:20:54,833
it's kind of bunching
up around the knee.
591
00:20:54,958 --> 00:20:56,235
Babe, just grab it,
592
00:20:56,360 --> 00:20:57,403
otherwise, I'm going to have
to cut myself out.
593
00:20:57,528 --> 00:20:58,504
- Seriously.
- I can't.
594
00:20:58,629 --> 00:21:00,176
I can't spend the night in these.
595
00:21:00,342 --> 00:21:03,179
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